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There she is, ha ha!
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Craig! How are you liking the event?
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- My mind is blown!
- Me too.
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How long have you been
keeping this a secret from me?
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A secret?
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Mikey and I are old travel buddies!
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Yeah! I haven't seen this guy
in what, 20 years?
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About that.
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Ah, Mikey!
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You neglected to tell me
that you guys were pals.
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Oh yeah, back in '99,
we rode all the way
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across Southeast Asia
together on a moped.
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I did all the driving.
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Yeah, yeah, and I never forgot
the guy who I hugged
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all the way to Laos!
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- Yeah, nuts to butts.
- Nuts to butts!
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Seriously man, I always thought
that he'd be running like, a...
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a surf shop in Maui, you know,
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not working with us on Après!
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Sorry?
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Yeah, he just pitched me his idea.
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- He did?
- Yeah.
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- It's everything in one word!
- Elevated.
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- Elevated!
- Elevated.
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Elevated! Look,
we were going for sophistication,
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"elevated" transcends sophistication.
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It's totally Zen!
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I'm resisting the urge
to elevate my foot
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up your ass right now.
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You guys, you guys have like,
great energy, I can tell.
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You never-you never dated, did you?
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What? No! I'm married.
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Well, that never stopped her before.
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Yeah, couldn't resist
the old Bolinski charm.
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What's that, terrible tattoos,
and a crooked penis?!
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Whoa!
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Wh... Trish!
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Trish, come on, that was a joke!
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- Excuse me.
- Yeah, yeah.
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Bolinskiiii! The Blinses!
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Yeah, yeah,
let me show you some of these kegs.
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Ah, that guy can drink more
than any other human being...
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Can he?!
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That was amazing!
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Yeah, I really thought
the venue delivered.
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Oh yeah, no, the party.
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Yeah, the party was great,
yeah, great job.
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Hey, when can the two of
you present me with like,
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- a formal pitch?
- Yes, um, about that...
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You know what's weird?
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It's like I knew he was
there before I even saw him.
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He certainly has a knack for showing up
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where he's not needed.
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He's always been a master of surprise.
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Once he got us out of a
jam with the Bangkok police
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by pulling coins out of their ears!
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Um, to be clear though,
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Mike isn't actually on this project.
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Really? But wasn't "Elevated" his pitch?
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Sure. Yes, um...
but it really wasn't his place to...
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I like the idea.
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I see. Um...
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me too.
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Uh well, leave it to me,
I'll talk to Mike.
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What's important is you
get exactly what you want.
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- Awesome. Hey.
- All right.
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- Pow!
- Yeah...
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Hey Kate,
collaboration is an elevated approach
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to success, huh, don't you think?
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I-I do think. Yeah.
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Namaste.
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Nama-namaste.
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Back at you.
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Mother fuck...
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So, do you need me to get a job,
or something?
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I need you to put your gi on,
and chop-chop to karate class.
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But don't we need money?
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Before you earn money,
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you need to learn how
to conduct yourself.
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Because, let's face it, we both know
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that you destroyed your
job at Kate's office.
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Karate teaches you discipline.
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And it's an opportunity.
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An opportunity...
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to see the benefits of rules...
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in your everyday life.
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But you guys are broke.
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No, we're not!
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- I have exciting news!
- Oh my God! You got a job?
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No. But I signed up for
an online coding course!
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What?! Go get ready.
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Go, go, go, go!
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Yeah! I mean,
I have to get with the times.
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Learn the language.
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Meet Mr. Future!
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Mr. Future?!
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Do you really think
that now is a good time
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to start switching career paths?
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Well, this course promises to
have me coding by Christmas.
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Christmas? Lionel,
what are we gonna live off of?!
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The book that I don't know how to write,
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that's already a failed experiment?!
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Do you want help?
I have a lot of free time.
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Oh my God, we're gonna lose the house.
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Okay honey, I think you're
being a little bit negative.
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Oh really?! Do you think you
could code me a goddamn coffin?!
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'Cause I'd like to take a
forever nap right about now.
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Okay, well, clearly
you don't know what coding is.
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I am going upstairs to write,
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because our survival depends on it!
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Well, what am I
supposed to do with Alice?
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Take her to karate!
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- And then what?
- I don't know, figure it out!
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Mind if I come in?
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You're asking? Not really your style.
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Well, I uh, owe you an apology.
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Y'think?!
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I busted my ass on that event,
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and you show up, pitch a new concept,
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and all of the sudden Craig's vibrating
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like his asshole's full of rose quartz!
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So, Craiggles likes my idea.
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Loves it.
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And now I am forced to invite
you in on this project.
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I have never wanted to
karate somebody so bad.
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Whoa.
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First we gotta take care of this.
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Finish cleaning up after Intern's party.
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Definitely not the image
Craig was angling for.
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Okay, where did you find this?
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The internet.
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We have to get rid of this.
Like, yesterday.
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Don't worry, I'm hiring some
nerds to do an online scrub.
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- How much will that cost?
- It's my gift to you.
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Bottom line is,
any evidence of an illicit Après party
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will be gone.
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Good, thank you.
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Because I actually have
to go to this thing
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for my son's camp,
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and we also have to
follow up with Tru Air.
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I'm working on a simple fix.
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Don't worry, I'll run it by
you before I press any buttons.
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So you can feel free to go
to your kid's thingamajig.
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Hmm?
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To fresh starts.
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To fresh starts.
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Hmm!
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You got yourself a little bit wet there.
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No I didn't, I didn't.
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Oh! Come here.
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Hey, dude!
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Yo, GQ!
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Your son just threw
sand in my kid's face!
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Jubel, don't throw sand, okay?
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Not that I blame you for
trying to bury that kid.
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She looks like Joe Dirt.
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I heard that.
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Oh, you talk.
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I thought some kid left a
Bratz doll on the bench.
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Excuse me?
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Well, you look like a butler on a break.
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Wow.
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Which one's yours?
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Uh, the only other Asian kid
in there, duh!
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Puny!
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How many packs a day
produced that keychain?
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Your kid is not that much bigger.
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Did he come in the box
with your mail-order bride?
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You're a bitch. What's your name?
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Jenny.
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Isn't that a child's name?
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What's your name?
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Malcolm Cody Patrick.
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Hmm, after your mom's top three guesses
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at who got her pregnant?
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Oh, that's interesting.
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Most people are taller
when they stand up.
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Hey, Business Boy!
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Copier's out of toner.
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I'm not a Business Boy anymore,
I told you.
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I got a promotion.
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I'm a businessman now. I take inventory,
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and wear a tie.
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What? Since when?
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Since you weren't listening, obviously.
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I'm the new Custodial
Operations Manager.
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So you're a janitor?
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I'm the manager of the janitors.
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I'm a Janager.
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Dude! Way too much floor cleaner!
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If you can't ration this properly,
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I'm gonna have to find somebody who can!
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Um... I've never heard you
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speak to anyone like that before.
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Yeah, I might have to let uh, Josh go.
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You can... you can fire people?
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Totally.
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Uh... are you sure we're supposed...
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- Lionel.
- Hi, Kate.
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Do you have a minute?
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I was actually just
on my way out. But...
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- All right, come on in.
- All right.
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Wow, I mean, this place is great.
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- What's up?
- Um...
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you know uh, you know Anne. My wife.
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You know my wife... Anne.
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You havin' a stroke?
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He is trying to ask you
to give me my job back.
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No! No, I'm not.
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Yes, yes, I am.
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Please, don't tell Anne.
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You jeopardized
my entire business, Alice.
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And I'm really sorry.
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It was just supposed
to be a chill hang-out
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- with some friends.
- Oh, please.
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There are videos all over the internet
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of children drinking
my client's product.
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What if those kids'
parents decided to sue?
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It's not my fault!
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Some guy in a mask showed up.
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He gave us the beers!
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All right, if you're not
willing to take responsibility
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for your actions,
then we have nothing to talk about.
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Okay! Okay.
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It's my fault.
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Look, I know almost all
the kids from the party.
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I can try to get them to
take down their posts.
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This does not mean you
have your job back, okay?
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If I still have a client
at the end of this,
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maybe we can talk.
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Okay. I'm on it.
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All right, go connect
with Mike and the scrub team,
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they're in his office.
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Wow, that was really great, thank you.
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Hey, can I be on the scrub team, too?
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Because I don't have a job,
but I am learning to code, so...
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- I love you, but I gotta go.
- Okay.
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Uh, do you validate? I don't have a job!
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You wanna grab dinner?
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Yeah, that's not what this was about.
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It was just sex,
and it doesn't leave this closet.
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Wow, now I feel cheap.
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So how much are you
getting paid to be the king
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- of the janitors?
- Oh, they doubled my pay.
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Yeah, right.
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If they doubled your pay,
that means you're getting
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more than me, and I'm your superior.
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I don't know. I'm serious.
They doubled my pay.
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What?!
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Now, this painting to me
is very reminiscent
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of Monet's "Water Lilies",
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although Mom would never admit it.
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I'll show you another one.
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To me, it's reminiscent
of something I've seen
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- hanging in a Ramada.
- Shh!
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So where did your mother learn to paint?
257
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Oh, she actually studied in Paris.
258
00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,842
At a lesser known,
but pretty prestigious, art school.
259
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,811
One of their most famous
students was actually
260
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:44,781
- Paul Gauguin.
- Oh! I know who that is!
261
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:46,983
That fruity soap store at the mall, uh,
262
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,341
his paintings are on their packages.
263
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:52,922
So, Sean,
264
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,991
where is the artiste?
265
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:59,250
Oh, yeah, she actually just
texted that she's feeling ill,
266
00:11:59,285 --> 00:12:00,730
she won't be able to make it.
267
00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:03,132
Aw, that's-that's very sad.
268
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,734
Yeah. She'll be okay.
269
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:07,770
Yeah... would you excuse us
for just one moment?
270
00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:09,772
Come on.
271
00:12:09,796 --> 00:12:11,029
I'll just be right back.
272
00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,211
- What are you doing?
- He's pulling something.
273
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:17,347
What? No, he's not.
274
00:12:17,371 --> 00:12:19,615
Yes, he is!
I know for a fact that Gauguin
275
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:21,483
didn't study at a shmancy art school,
276
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,419
that he took up painting
after giving up his career
277
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,821
as a stockbroker!
278
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,156
Since when do you know so
much about Paul Gauguin?
279
00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,158
Oh! Since I've started
doing 3:00 a.m. bottle feeds
280
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,294
and can't get back to sleep
without watching a documentary!
281
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:33,863
Okay, so maybe he made a mistake.
282
00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,831
He's not the artist, his mom is.
283
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:37,967
An artist who isn't at her own art show.
284
00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,303
- Because she's sick!
- Because she doesn't exist.
285
00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:42,972
- Are you jealous?
- No!
286
00:12:42,996 --> 00:12:44,707
- Uh huh.
- No!
287
00:12:44,731 --> 00:12:46,742
I just don't know why
he's still hanging around.
288
00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:48,477
The guy donated some sperm,
289
00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,179
but it's like he's back from the war.
290
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,848
Can we finish this in the car, please?
291
00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,716
We've gotta get to Rhoda's camp.
292
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:56,118
You know what? You go. I'm staying.
293
00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:57,876
No, Bianca!
294
00:12:59,146 --> 00:13:00,656
Hey.
295
00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,413
Oh, yeah.
296
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:06,996
All right, there we go.
297
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:09,932
Ugh! Why do they always
have to do this shit
298
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,968
in the middle of a work day?
299
00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,403
And what does a carnival
have to do with camp?!
300
00:13:15,138 --> 00:13:16,606
Well, camp is just some loose term
301
00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:18,541
for any kind of ranch-style babysitting.
302
00:13:18,565 --> 00:13:20,143
What was that, buddy?
303
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,545
I want ass!
304
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,014
Did he just say he wanted ass?
305
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:27,183
Yeah, he's been saying it
since the beginning of camp.
306
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,685
I don't know what to do about it.
307
00:13:28,709 --> 00:13:30,953
- Is that-is that Val?
- Oh my God.
308
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,488
Kate! Anne!
309
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:34,278
And just like that I got nightmares!
310
00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:37,426
Hi, ladies.
311
00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:40,029
- You enjoying family day?
- So what is happening?
312
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,265
Mel got a bouncy castle
at a liquidation sale.
313
00:13:42,289 --> 00:13:43,900
It's been a golden goose.
314
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:45,501
Even the boys are helping out.
315
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:47,091
Shh! Shh! Stop! Dude.
316
00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,838
Just leave it, man.
317
00:13:49,862 --> 00:13:51,608
You should be so proud.
318
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:52,975
Congratulations.
319
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:55,111
Kate and I know running
a business is demanding,
320
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,312
but the rewards are extra sweet,
321
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,282
like a hard-won orgasm.
322
00:13:59,306 --> 00:14:01,718
Well, you know,
I-I run my own business, too.
323
00:14:01,742 --> 00:14:03,607
Mm, not really the same thing.
324
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:06,121
Anyway, gotta go.
325
00:14:06,145 --> 00:14:07,857
Someone upchucked in the bouncy castle.
326
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,459
Kettle corn.
327
00:14:09,981 --> 00:14:11,393
Bye.
328
00:14:12,012 --> 00:14:13,529
She's always such a bitch to me!
329
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:14,952
Is she?
330
00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:18,868
I find it interesting that
they want nothing to do
331
00:14:18,892 --> 00:14:20,136
with each other.
332
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,804
I don't get it, we're best friends,
333
00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:23,806
so shouldn't they be like,
biologically engineered
334
00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:25,775
- to be best friends?
- Mhmm.
335
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:28,678
Oh... or not.
Speaking of delinquent kids,
336
00:14:28,702 --> 00:14:30,413
did you give Alice her job back?
337
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,681
Well, no, but I told her
she could earn it back
338
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,017
if she earned my trust, right?
Like, baby steps.
339
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,485
Baby steps.
340
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:38,688
You could've used baby steps when
you were moving back in with...
341
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,622
Hey, Anne.
342
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:42,024
Nathan.
343
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,559
- Hey.
- Hey.
344
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:46,228
Ass! Ass!
345
00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:48,598
- I want Ass!
- Charlie!
346
00:14:48,622 --> 00:14:50,699
Don't say that wor...
This is what I'm talking about.
347
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,235
He's like, hungry for some strange.
348
00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,570
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
349
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:56,438
Are you talking about
an infidelity tree, Anne?
350
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:59,442
- 'Cause I am not that tree anymore.
- Enough.
351
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,711
Look, you may not approve,
but I love your best friend.
352
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,679
You hurt her again,
and I will shave your balls
353
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,615
- with a straight razor.
- That would like save me time.
354
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:07,650
Okay, this could not get any weirder.
355
00:15:07,674 --> 00:15:09,719
Yo, what up, clowns?
356
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,053
Forrest!
357
00:15:11,077 --> 00:15:12,989
Do you... do you work here?
358
00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,990
Yeah, I used to come here as a kid.
359
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,692
So what, like, last year?
360
00:15:16,716 --> 00:15:18,627
Yo, I would keep these two separate,
361
00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:20,596
she tried to bury him in
the sandbox the other day.
362
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,264
What? No!
363
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,066
I mean, they were probably just playing.
364
00:15:24,090 --> 00:15:25,868
If you mean playing in the Thunderdome,
365
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,803
where only one of them walks out alive.
366
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:30,873
What're you... ah! How?
What is happening today?!
367
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:32,075
Look, these two are destined
368
00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:35,244
to have fuckin' friendship bracelets.
And Nathan...
369
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,313
I'm sorry, okay? You're fine.
370
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,148
- Thank you...?
- Look.
371
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,283
I'm not gonna shave your balls, okay?
372
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,219
Look, you know what,
we're overdue for a-a double date.
373
00:15:44,243 --> 00:15:46,622
We should go out for drinks,
break some crab...
374
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,158
Crab? It's a pretty busy week.
375
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:51,160
- But raincheck, for sure.
- Yeah.
376
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,628
Okay.
377
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,430
I'm gonna take a lap, you wanna join me?
378
00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,165
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Okay, I'll go grab the kid.
379
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,922
- I'll-I'll see you soon.
- Mhmm. Yeah, sure.
380
00:15:58,925 --> 00:16:01,304
Yo, do you wanna...
go in the bouncy castle?
381
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,172
It's shaped like a cow's butt.
382
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,707
No!
383
00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:07,176
Get outta here, scram!
384
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,044
God!
385
00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,824
What the hell is this?
386
00:16:21,848 --> 00:16:23,259
My daughter looks like a filthy slob,
387
00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:25,194
and who is this miserable kid?
388
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:27,618
Oh my God, look at that one,
she's picking her nose!
389
00:16:28,955 --> 00:16:31,133
- Hey!
- Hey!
390
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,801
Look at these great shots!
391
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,403
- What's up, man?
- Yeah.
392
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,606
Oh hey, look at you, with your buddy.
393
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:38,207
Ass!
394
00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:40,009
Uh, did he uh...
395
00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:43,247
What did I say about saying that word,
you gotta stop that!
396
00:16:43,282 --> 00:16:45,381
Let me know if you ladies
want to order any prints.
397
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,683
Why would anyone want a
copy of this in their home?
398
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,285
Yes, we most certainly will.
399
00:16:50,309 --> 00:16:51,820
Thank you.
400
00:16:52,471 --> 00:16:54,045
- Bye, guys.
- Let's go, come on.
401
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,627
Hey, if it means anything,
I think they're great.
402
00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:00,162
I'm so sick of those like,
403
00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,764
posed bullshit school photographs.
404
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:03,499
At least you really caught them,
you know?
405
00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,834
Thanks.
406
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:07,136
Clearly, my style's not for everyone.
407
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:09,906
Pssh! Well, I dig it.
I mean, look at my little guy!
408
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:13,075
- He looks so happy over there!
- Wait, you're Charlie's mom?
409
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,811
Yeah, I'm Maya, Axe's mom! That's Axe.
410
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,579
His name is Axe?
411
00:17:17,603 --> 00:17:19,348
Yeah, short for Axelrod.
412
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,483
He keeps saying "Ass!"
413
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:23,110
Ass, Axe, I didn't...
414
00:17:23,410 --> 00:17:25,054
Don't kill me!
415
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:26,722
I literally have been preparing myself
416
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,457
for a four-year-old with a butt complex.
417
00:17:29,079 --> 00:17:31,493
This is ridiculous,
he just wants to play with your son.
418
00:17:31,517 --> 00:17:33,128
- Yeah.
- I'm Kate.
419
00:17:33,152 --> 00:17:35,197
Maya. Man, our kids are super tight.
420
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,821
- We should just hang.
- Let me get your number.
421
00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:40,736
Hey, what's goin' on here?
422
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,538
Hey Anne, this is-this is Maya,
it's Axe's mom.
423
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,808
Our kids are, are pretty tight,
they've hit it off, I guess.
424
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,343
Hit it off?
425
00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:49,545
Apparently the counsellor
said they're inseparable.
426
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:50,771
Inseparable.
427
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,681
If they love each other so much,
428
00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,149
they should just get married!
429
00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:56,085
I think we'll just
start with a playdate.
430
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,087
Hey, how's Thursday,
you guys wanna all get dinner?
431
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,722
- Yeah, let's do that.
- All right.
432
00:17:59,746 --> 00:18:01,357
I thought you had a busy week?
433
00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:03,359
Oh, I have a few more gems
I wanna show you.
434
00:18:03,383 --> 00:18:05,227
Oh, totally. I can't believe
he was calling him "ass!"
435
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:06,896
Literally believe.
436
00:18:07,676 --> 00:18:09,453
Honestly. You're the best.
437
00:18:18,465 --> 00:18:20,921
I'm sorry I was so rude. This afternoon.
438
00:18:20,956 --> 00:18:22,066
It was immature.
439
00:18:23,670 --> 00:18:25,336
It's just...
440
00:18:26,573 --> 00:18:29,518
you see the good in everyone,
and I love that about you,
441
00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:31,320
but I have met some...
442
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:33,678
nice people with not nice intentions.
443
00:18:35,081 --> 00:18:37,047
What reason does he have to lie?
444
00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,796
Oh, I met his Mom, by the way.
445
00:18:40,820 --> 00:18:42,386
And she was sick.
446
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,867
Anybody could pay a meth-head
447
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,802
- to play their sick mother.
- Oh!
448
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:49,405
- I'm just saying.
- Frankie, I'm not stupid!
449
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:51,941
Sean-Sean's a good person.
God brought him
450
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,209
into mine and Solomon's
lives for a reason.
451
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:56,078
Actually, I brought him into your lives.
452
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,748
- See? This is all about you.
- Okay, well, what are you looking for?
453
00:18:58,799 --> 00:19:01,350
My rosary! My grandmother gave it to me.
454
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,107
Well, maybe somebody stole it.
455
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,444
Oh my God.
456
00:19:10,505 --> 00:19:11,649
Oh!
457
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:17,757
- _
- _
458
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,771
Hey Alice,
why aren't you in there with the rest
459
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:24,974
- of the scrub team?
- Well, Bullshitzki
460
00:19:24,998 --> 00:19:26,708
wouldn't even let me in the room.
461
00:19:26,732 --> 00:19:29,244
He said, "Head home, Intern,
you've helped enough."
462
00:19:30,033 --> 00:19:32,382
But my friends sent me all
the stuff from the party.
463
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:34,338
I've got video of the beer guy.
464
00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,092
That's a grown man!
465
00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:45,060
Uh, send me this ASAP, okay?
466
00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,217
Good work, Carlson.
467
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,159
That's odd.
468
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:58,207
Uh huh?
469
00:19:58,234 --> 00:20:00,810
Kate, it's Jenny.
I need to ask you a question,
470
00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:02,811
as one successful
businesswoman to another.
471
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:04,613
Uh... uh, sure.
472
00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,715
So I'm looking over our staff payroll,
473
00:20:06,739 --> 00:20:08,550
and I'm noticing that
people are getting paid
474
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,152
different things.
475
00:20:10,176 --> 00:20:12,421
Well, that's kinda how payroll works.
476
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,690
- But how do I zoom in here?
- No, what?!
477
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:16,959
- Oh, I see.
- No, I mean, overall,
478
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:19,149
men are getting paid more than women.
479
00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:22,986
Holy fuckin' shit!
480
00:20:24,124 --> 00:20:25,367
Mike?!
481
00:20:25,391 --> 00:20:27,302
And Warren, and Gary, and Marvin!
482
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,505
- All of them!
- Bastard!
483
00:20:29,529 --> 00:20:31,841
I know! Totally. What do we do?
484
00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:33,976
Okay, I ca-I can't even believe this.
485
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:36,278
Well, it's real,
I'm looking right at it.
486
00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:39,069
But... it's confidential info.
487
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,317
Well, not anymore.
488
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,520
The cat's outta the bag, shithead.
489
00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,255
Who's a shithead? Them, right?
490
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,925
Yeah, of course they don't want
us to know they're screwing us!
491
00:20:51,069 --> 00:20:53,101
God, I should say something, but...
492
00:20:53,136 --> 00:20:54,685
what if I get fired?
493
00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,666
The truth'll set you free.
494
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,423
Uh huh.
495
00:21:36,094 --> 00:21:38,139
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