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Guys, stop what you're doing.I
have something to tell you.
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Is it bad news? Is it Dad's pacemaker?
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Should I sit down or stand up?
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Just to be safe, I'm gonna
split the difference and lean.
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I just heard on the
radio that in England,
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they call boloney "polony."
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I don't like it. It's arrogant.
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I got to go to the bank.
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Or as they call it in
England, the "pank."
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We're not doing that, Lowell.
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Copy that.
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Lowell just got a text.
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Hey, come on. That's personal.
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Don't read it.
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It's from his ex-wife.
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Read it.
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"Hey, Lowell..."
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Normal voice.
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"Hey, Lowell, can we
get together for a drink?
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It's not about the kids,it's about us."
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"Us"? They don't have an us anymore.
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What do you think she wants?
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Sex. Men and women only drink together
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to loosen up for boom-boom time.
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This is not good.
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Lowell was devastated
after she cheated on him.
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Look, if he thinks he has
another chance with her,
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he'll jump at it.
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Then she'll break his
heart and we'll be knee-deep
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in man tears again.
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Remember how loud he cries?
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It was the worst sound I've ever heard.
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And I saw a documentary
on a marching band
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that got sucked up by a twister.
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You know, all the horns.
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All right.
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O-Okay, let's think about this. Um...
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Oh. What if we stop
it before it happens?
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We'll delete Jen's text,
Lowell won't text her back,
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the whole thing goes away.
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- Let's do it.
- Okay.
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Uh... I don't know how to do it.
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- Right there, that's delete.
- Yeah, that deletes the whole chain.
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How do you delete just one text?
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- I got it.
- You're highlighting it.
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That's copy and paste.
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You just took a picture of us.
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Oh, no, he's back. He
can't see this text.
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- What do we do?
- Uh...
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Just take it. Take the whole damn phone.
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I don't want it.
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Just stash it somewhere.
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Not there.
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- It's all right, we're family.
- Come on...
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I forgot my phone.
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Ah. Right on.
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I pulled onto Old Town Road
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and asked Siri to play
"Old Town Road," like I do.
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But when she didn't, I
thought she was ignoring me,
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so I asked louder and
louder until I realized
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I didn't have my phone and
I was shouting at myself.
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If I had a nickel.
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- Right?
- Yeah.
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Huh.
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- It's not here.
- Hmm.
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Well, I hope you're not suggesting
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that it's in Adam's pants.
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Hey. Sorry I'm late for dinner.
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Oh, dinner. That's why I came in here.
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I stopped by Dad's after
work to check on him.
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Oh, yeah? How is he adjusting
to life with the new pacemaker?
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Well, he seemed fine, but I could tell
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they were hurrying me out.
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Especially when Dad
said, "Hurry and get out."
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Well, y-you think he's not feeling well
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and he's trying to hide it?
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Something's going on.
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I need to get to the bottom of it.
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When's dinner?
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I have been down here
working on it for hours.
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I am only one person.
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Uh, hey,
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uh, Katie, can you go check on Grandpa?
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Snoop around, see how he's
doing and report back to me?
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- I don't like the idea of spying.
- Well...
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I'll give you $20.
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Okay. I'll do anything for money.
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Well, that's comforting to a father.
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I'll go after school tomorrow.
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Uh...
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W-Why do you have an extra cell phone?
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Oh.
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Is it a burner for your
secret second family?
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Yeah. Is that gonna be a problem?
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No, but...
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maybe you could fill
up your other wife's DVR
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with Finding Bigfoot.
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This is Lowell's phone.
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Jen texted him that she
wanted to meet for a drink.
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Well, I didn't want him
to see it and be tempted
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to get back together with her.
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So you stole his phone?
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Well, we tried to
delete just the one text,
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but I think you can only do
that from Apple headquarters.
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Yeah. Look, you got to
give Lowell his phone back.
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All right? If you're
concerned for your friend,
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just tell him you're worried
because you care about him.
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That's not how we do it.
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I steal his phone. That's how we do it.
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Look, I agree with you,
Jen is terrible for him.
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Okay? But Lowell's a grown man.
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You need to let him
make his own choices.
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I'm a grown man.
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You don't let me make my own choices.
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Honey, give
Lowell his phone back.
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You know, I don't have these problems
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with my secret second family.
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I'm the boss over there.
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When's Lowell getting here?
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I'm pulling up his
location on Find My Friends.
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He's in the living room!
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Oh, that's right.We have his phone.
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I still think it's a
mistake to give this back.
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I know how to get rid of it.
Give it to one of the kids
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and tell them, "Don't lose
it."We'll never see it again.
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Why didn't you guys
just delete the text?
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It can't be done. We
don't work for NASA, Marcy.
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It's two steps: edit, delete.
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I know because I deleted all
of Don's texts about polony.
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It's what the British
people call boloney.
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I don't like it. It's arrogant.
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You and I are so made for each other.
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- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, Lowell.
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- Uh, have a seat.
- I can't stay long.
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I'm meeting a guy who responded
to my lost phone flyer.
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He said to meet him in an
alley and to wear a tank top
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and gym shorts so he knows it's me.
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Uh-huh. In the future, maybe
run that stuff by us, okay?
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Yeah. Uh, so,Lowell, um,
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how are you feeling about
your ex-wife these days?
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I'm finally in a good place.
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I haven't hacked into
her e-mail in months.
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You broke into her e-mail?
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Yeah, I have Jen's password, and
every night after the divorce,
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I would curl up in her old
sweatshirt and read her inbox.
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That sounded sexy, but I know it's sad.
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But you're over her now?
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Totally and completely.
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Okay, well, then, I guess
you can have your phone back.
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Don took it.
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Yeah.
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Because-because Jen texted you,
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and we didn't want you to overreact.
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Oh, that's no big
deal.We text each other
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all the time about the kids... A drink?!
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She wants to get a drink.
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Okay, hold on, hold
on,don't get too excited.
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We're getting back together.Jump
up and down with me.
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Oh. Yeah, no... uh, Lowell,
I-I'm wearing the wrong bra.
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Yeah. No jumping, no... I thought
you said you were over her.
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That was when she didn't want me back.
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Now she wants me back.
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I'm back!
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I'm answering her.
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- "Where and when?"
- Okay...
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Lowell, just because
Jen wants a one-nighter
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doesn't mean that she
wants to get back together.
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That's right, Andi.Tell him.
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Yeah, well, she could just be using you.
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I mean, ladies like cheap sex, too.
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Well, don't lie to him.
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She answered.
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"I'm staying at the
Bainbridge Hotel this weekend.
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Let's get a drink tomorrow."
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She definitely wants me back.
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What? How do you figure?
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The Bainbridge is where
we had our first date.
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It's the most romantic spot
in our pantheon of love.
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Mm-hmm. Does your pantheon
have a cheater's basement?
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Huh?
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'Cause she really steamed up
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the windows down there.
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That's true. She's put you
through a lot of polony.
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No.
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Okay, okay.
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Why would Jen be staying
at the Bainbridge tonight
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if she's meeting you tomorrow?
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That's a great question, Andi.
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Doesn't make any sense.
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Unless she's preparing our love nest.
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She probably wants me
to stay over tomorrow.
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I should pack a bag.
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Wait. Lowell,
you're making a big mistake.
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You're right.Play it cool.
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I'll wear two pairs of
underwear just to be safe.
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One dressy, one everyday.
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He's in for a world of hurt.
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Well, there's got to
be something we can do.
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Well, there was.
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Not give him back his phone.
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All right, nobody likes that guy.
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Okay, uh...ooh, all right.
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Don and I will go down to the Bainbridge
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to talk to Jen and
find out her intentions.
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If she's just toying with Lowell,
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we'll tell her to leave him alone.
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- Oh. You guys are doing a good thing.
- Yeah.
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Yeah.I just wish we didn't have
to go to the Bainbridge to do it.
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- They charge ten bucks for parking.
- Oh. I tell you what.
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If you drive,I'll let
you pay for parking.
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That sounds fair.
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Wait a minute.
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- No. That's right.
- Yeah.
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Hello?
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Grandpa?
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Is everybody okay?
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Bev, if you're gonna
talk dirty, talk louder.
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You know I don't hear too good.
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Welcome to the Bainbridge Hotel.
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- May I help you?
- Yeah.
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We're looking for a guest
staying here... Jen Franklin.
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Ms. Franklin's bachelorette
party is in the hotel bar.
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Bachelorette party?
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Well, Jen's getting married?
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By any chance, is she
marrying a guy named Lowell?
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What kind of person has
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their ex meet her where
they had their first date
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to tell him she's marrying another guy?
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I'm giving Jen a piece of my mind.
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Ask if they validate parking.
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Aah.
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We're looking for Jen Franklin.
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- The strippers are here!
- Oh!
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We're not strippers.
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Hold on. Let's see how this plays out.
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You guys can't start the show
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till Jen comes down from her room.
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Did you use a Groupon?
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Groupon? Hey, I did not come
here to get my feelings hurt.
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And if I was a stripper,
you'd be paying full price.
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Let's go, Don.
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You just talked yourself
out of the full Monty, lady.
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So not only does Jen not want
to get back together with Lowell,
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she's marrying someone else.
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I can't believe that.
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And in sexier news, Adam and
I were mistaken for strippers.
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I believe that.
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Thanks, baby.
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You're awfully quiet over there, Andi.
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Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, you
can shake your moneymaker.
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Look, I-I just...I'm
worried about Lowell.
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I mean, he's not gonna take this well.
253
00:11:02,516 --> 00:11:05,023
Which is exactly why I stole
his phone to begin with.
254
00:11:05,227 --> 00:11:07,851
All right, so we'll tell
Lowell the news, and then...
255
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,203
you will make him feel better
256
00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:11,699
by telling him how much he
means to you as a friend.
257
00:11:11,946 --> 00:11:13,954
I'm not doing that.
258
00:11:15,134 --> 00:11:17,445
Men don't talk about feelings.
259
00:11:17,470 --> 00:11:19,595
Lowell tells you how he
feels about you all the time.
260
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:21,492
Yeah, and it's really uncomfortable.
261
00:11:22,454 --> 00:11:24,448
I wish he'd steal my phone instead.
262
00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:28,859
Hey, Katie.
263
00:11:28,884 --> 00:11:30,694
- How was Grandpa?
- I don't want to talk about it.
264
00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:32,218
Whoa, wait, what-what...
what did you...
265
00:11:32,242 --> 00:11:33,983
what did you find out?
266
00:11:34,026 --> 00:11:36,479
That you might have a
little brother coming soon.
267
00:11:43,019 --> 00:11:45,805
So, Lowell, we have
something to tell you,
268
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,225
and there... there's
no easy way to say it.
269
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:50,470
So... Marcy, say it.
270
00:11:54,830 --> 00:11:56,405
- Thank you, Andi.
- Yeah.
271
00:11:56,430 --> 00:11:57,901
Lowell,
272
00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,929
today we found out... Andi, you finish.
273
00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:05,548
That Jen... back to you, Marcy.
274
00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:08,576
- Is... Andi?
- Getting... Marcy?
275
00:12:08,601 --> 00:12:09,888
M...
276
00:12:09,932 --> 00:12:11,150
Andi?
277
00:12:11,194 --> 00:12:13,196
Oh, for crying out loud. Lowell...
278
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:15,440
Jen's getting married again.
279
00:12:15,713 --> 00:12:16,704
What?
280
00:12:16,729 --> 00:12:19,468
We're sorry that you
had to hear it from us.
281
00:12:19,493 --> 00:12:20,874
Who is she marrying?
282
00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:22,299
I looked up her wedding registry...
283
00:12:22,335 --> 00:12:24,336
It's some guy named Ira Stone.
284
00:12:24,361 --> 00:12:26,041
Ira Stone?
285
00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:28,285
He was my divorce lawyer.
286
00:12:29,388 --> 00:12:31,825
I bet that's why she got all your money.
287
00:12:34,486 --> 00:12:36,749
What? Someone already said that?
288
00:12:38,650 --> 00:12:40,614
Why am I the one who always gets hurt?
289
00:12:40,658 --> 00:12:42,703
When's it gonna be
her turn to cry so loud
290
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,675
the neighbors call the police
because they think a cat
291
00:12:44,699 --> 00:12:45,961
is stuck in the wall?
292
00:12:48,176 --> 00:12:50,807
Oh, Lowell, I know it's
hard,but-but we're here for you.
293
00:12:50,832 --> 00:12:53,149
Yeah. We'll help you rise above.
294
00:12:53,192 --> 00:12:55,791
Or... we can help you sink below.
295
00:12:56,527 --> 00:12:59,129
You don't always have
to be on the losing end.
296
00:12:59,285 --> 00:13:01,088
You may not be able to get her back,
297
00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,941
but you can get her back.
298
00:13:03,133 --> 00:13:04,917
You just said the same thing twice.
299
00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:09,885
Adam is talking about
the dish best served cold.
300
00:13:11,449 --> 00:13:13,234
Jell-O?
301
00:13:14,993 --> 00:13:16,259
Revenge, Don.
302
00:13:16,302 --> 00:13:17,608
I'm talking about revenge.
303
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:20,219
What do you think?
304
00:13:20,263 --> 00:13:21,481
Let's do it.
305
00:13:21,516 --> 00:13:22,647
- Nice!
- All right!Attaboy!
306
00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:24,093
All right,let's get to work.
307
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,269
You have Jen's e-mail
password... there's got to be
308
00:13:26,312 --> 00:13:28,406
some part of her life we can screw up.
309
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,216
You bet your bippy there is.
310
00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,493
I'll go home and get the password.
311
00:13:33,537 --> 00:13:36,233
One quick cry in her
sweatshirt,and I'll be back.
312
00:13:42,807 --> 00:13:44,584
I found Kate's purse at our place.
313
00:13:44,609 --> 00:13:46,115
I guess she left it there when...
314
00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:48,073
well, you know.
315
00:13:49,109 --> 00:13:50,475
What? I don't know.
316
00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,078
She caught your father and
me in a compromising position.
317
00:13:53,122 --> 00:13:55,014
Or positions.
318
00:13:55,039 --> 00:13:57,912
I'm not sure how long
she was standing there.
319
00:13:58,899 --> 00:14:01,380
Ma, don't say"positions" to me.
320
00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:04,147
Poor Katie.
321
00:14:04,172 --> 00:14:07,179
No wonder she was
asking to go to church.
322
00:14:08,290 --> 00:14:10,733
Your father's new pacemaker
has had some side effects.
323
00:14:10,758 --> 00:14:12,164
It's made him very randy.
324
00:14:12,189 --> 00:14:14,529
Okay, thanks for stopping by.
325
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,372
I mean, he's like a new man.
326
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:19,182
We haven't done some of
that stuff since Nixon.
327
00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,027
Seriously, you have to stop talking
328
00:14:22,064 --> 00:14:24,109
before this whole house turns to ash.
329
00:14:24,134 --> 00:14:26,024
Wait. I need a favor.
330
00:14:26,068 --> 00:14:28,652
Ask your dad to turn down his pacemaker.
331
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:30,375
A little. Nothing dangerous.
332
00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:33,118
I just need time to run a few errands.
333
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,951
Fine. I can't do it right now.I'm
in the middle of something.
334
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:38,283
Okay. Make it soon.
335
00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:41,485
I haven't finished a crossword
in a week... they're piling up.
336
00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:46,133
What'd your mom want?
337
00:14:46,158 --> 00:14:47,985
To ruin my day.
338
00:14:49,178 --> 00:14:50,962
Did you get Jen's password?
339
00:14:51,006 --> 00:14:52,181
Yep. Here you go.
340
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,530
Okay.
341
00:14:53,573 --> 00:14:55,271
You had to write this down?
342
00:14:55,314 --> 00:14:58,056
Well, it's just a random
jumble of letters and numbers.
343
00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:01,115
Lowell, it's "Down2play24-7."
344
00:15:02,521 --> 00:15:05,237
I said it's random.
345
00:15:06,794 --> 00:15:08,840
Okay, honey, sure.
346
00:15:09,372 --> 00:15:12,221
Uh, okay, I opened Jen's e-mail.
347
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:15,214
Look, she used a travel
website to plan her honeymoon.
348
00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,857
Flight, hotel.
349
00:15:16,901 --> 00:15:19,991
It is perfectly bundled for revenge.
350
00:15:20,035 --> 00:15:23,746
- It says "click link to access itinerary."
- Mm-hmm.
351
00:15:23,771 --> 00:15:26,372
It wants us to do it. It
doesn't like her, either.
352
00:15:28,297 --> 00:15:29,341
We're in!
353
00:15:29,366 --> 00:15:31,150
Ah! I've always wanted to say that.
354
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:35,521
Jen booked two business
class tickets to Hawaii.
355
00:15:35,546 --> 00:15:38,484
Lowell, what do you
want to do about that?
356
00:15:38,765 --> 00:15:41,699
I say let's move her to the back...
357
00:15:41,724 --> 00:15:44,248
- Yeah.
- of business class.
358
00:15:45,016 --> 00:15:46,140
That way,
359
00:15:46,165 --> 00:15:48,367
when they pass out the
freshly baked cookies,
360
00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:51,849
they won't be hot
anymore,they'll just be warm.
361
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:55,350
Uh, okay,
362
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:57,376
you got to dial it up a little, Lowell.
363
00:15:57,906 --> 00:16:00,137
All right? Honey, move Jen
to the back of the plane
364
00:16:00,162 --> 00:16:01,566
next to the bathroom, huh?
365
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,426
She put you in a crappy situation.
366
00:16:03,469 --> 00:16:06,081
We're gonna do the same thing to her.
367
00:16:06,124 --> 00:16:07,386
Oh.
368
00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,868
Click "modify hotel reservation."
369
00:16:10,893 --> 00:16:13,131
Beachfront room?I don't think so.
370
00:16:13,175 --> 00:16:15,699
Unless we fill it with scorpions.
371
00:16:18,807 --> 00:16:20,965
Okay, now dial it down a little.
372
00:16:21,008 --> 00:16:22,793
Huh?
373
00:16:23,213 --> 00:16:25,479
Okay, what's the worst room in a hotel?
374
00:16:25,504 --> 00:16:27,458
Ground floor,parking lot view.
375
00:16:27,483 --> 00:16:29,278
It's what we always get.
376
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:31,631
I don't need an ocean view
when I got a Marcy view.
377
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:34,824
Aw. That's sweet. I
thought you were just cheap.
378
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:36,416
It's a little of both.
379
00:16:38,468 --> 00:16:40,146
Okay. All set.
380
00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:43,632
The only thing left to do
is hit "confirm changes."
381
00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,244
You do the honors.
382
00:16:48,601 --> 00:16:50,168
I don't know.
383
00:16:50,212 --> 00:16:51,677
What-what-what don't you know?
384
00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:53,824
Well, maybe I should leave
the door open with Jen.
385
00:16:53,867 --> 00:16:56,914
Yeah, she's marrying another
man, but she cheated on me.
386
00:16:56,957 --> 00:16:59,006
She could cheat on him with me.
387
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:04,181
Have you learned nothing
from this, Lowell?
388
00:17:04,206 --> 00:17:06,576
Jen is a horrible person.
389
00:17:06,619 --> 00:17:09,017
She's marrying your divorce lawyer.
390
00:17:09,042 --> 00:17:11,233
The guy you paid to sue her pants off
391
00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:12,886
took her pants off!
392
00:17:13,845 --> 00:17:16,445
Look, I have spent the last
year watching you suffer.
393
00:17:16,470 --> 00:17:17,429
I won't do it again.
394
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:19,554
I know, I know. Because I
wasn't productive at work.
395
00:17:19,579 --> 00:17:21,156
No. I mean yes.
396
00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:22,102
But no.
397
00:17:22,127 --> 00:17:25,718
No. You just keep letting her
take advantage of you, Lowell,
398
00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:27,336
and I can't stand it!
399
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,903
Okay? I care about you.
You are part of this family,
400
00:17:29,947 --> 00:17:32,341
and damn it, we love you!
401
00:17:34,806 --> 00:17:37,031
Aw. You did it.
402
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,218
You yelled it, but you did it.
403
00:17:40,262 --> 00:17:43,352
Stand up for yourself
and push that button.
404
00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,183
I don't need to.
405
00:17:50,001 --> 00:17:52,143
I think I held onto the idea of Jen
406
00:17:52,187 --> 00:17:55,059
because I was afraid I'd end up alone.
407
00:17:55,468 --> 00:17:59,385
But then you screamed
at me from the heart.
408
00:18:00,107 --> 00:18:01,749
Now I know I can...
409
00:18:01,774 --> 00:18:03,459
let her go, because...
410
00:18:03,502 --> 00:18:04,808
I have you guys.
411
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:06,157
- Aw...
- Oh...
412
00:18:06,201 --> 00:18:08,507
That's weird.Press the button.
413
00:18:09,164 --> 00:18:11,075
Do it. Press it.
414
00:18:12,903 --> 00:18:15,709
No, okay? We are proud of him,
415
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:18,430
and Don and I are taking you
out to dinner to celebrate.
416
00:18:18,883 --> 00:18:20,406
That's right,but you're
gonna have to pay,
417
00:18:20,430 --> 00:18:23,042
because I have no idea
where I left my wallet.
418
00:18:28,385 --> 00:18:29,735
Thanks, Adam.
419
00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,271
Oh. Well, all right.
420
00:18:34,675 --> 00:18:36,372
You see what you started?
421
00:18:45,623 --> 00:18:47,712
Okay, let go, Lowell.
422
00:18:49,635 --> 00:18:52,638
My arms did,but my heart never will.
423
00:18:59,411 --> 00:19:00,934
Who talks like that?
424
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,563
You love him.
425
00:19:06,133 --> 00:19:09,089
And I love when you
show your sensitive side.
426
00:19:09,727 --> 00:19:11,440
I think it's hot.
427
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,617
Well, that's why I like you
more than my secret second wife.
428
00:19:14,660 --> 00:19:15,618
Ah.
429
00:19:18,478 --> 00:19:22,059
Why can't any of you keep
your hands off each other?!
430
00:19:26,140 --> 00:19:27,502
Let's take this upstairs.
431
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:29,629
Absolutely. Right behind you.
432
00:19:29,654 --> 00:19:31,743
Oh, uh, just got to do one thing.
433
00:19:32,497 --> 00:19:34,182
"Confirm changes."
434
00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:37,727
That's for you and your rude friends.
435
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:39,772
"Groupon." Huh!
436
00:19:47,192 --> 00:19:48,340
Dad?
437
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:51,575
Mom?
438
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:55,301
This is as far as I'm coming in.
439
00:19:58,916 --> 00:20:00,309
Hello?
440
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:03,485
I'm inside the house!
441
00:20:04,506 --> 00:20:06,837
It's okay. You-you don't
have to talk to Dad.
442
00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:08,621
I doubled up on my B12s.
443
00:20:08,665 --> 00:20:10,536
Everything's hunky-dory.
444
00:20:11,123 --> 00:20:12,185
Run along, boy.
445
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:14,167
This is grown-up time.
446
00:20:17,084 --> 00:20:19,153
I'm never coming back here again.
447
00:20:19,512 --> 00:20:21,012
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