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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,125 --> 00:00:05,203 Aww, goodbye, drawer dedicated to batteries and takeout menus. 2 00:00:05,238 --> 00:00:07,019 [GASPS] And goodbye, wall dent, 3 00:00:07,054 --> 00:00:09,993 from when we thought Lily was a trombone prodigy. 4 00:00:10,028 --> 00:00:10,942 [GROANS] 5 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:12,234 Mitchell! 6 00:00:12,269 --> 00:00:14,589 That was your last eye roll in this house! 7 00:00:14,667 --> 00:00:15,788 You know what, when the new baby comes, 8 00:00:15,823 --> 00:00:17,199 can you not do it as much? 9 00:00:17,236 --> 00:00:19,676 Because, you know, you did it around Lily a lot, and... 10 00:00:19,713 --> 00:00:21,114 [SCOFFS] 11 00:00:21,150 --> 00:00:23,131 Okay... hey, hey, no, no, no. Don't throw those away. 12 00:00:23,167 --> 00:00:24,170 I-I might want to use those 13 00:00:24,207 --> 00:00:26,251 for my big baby reveal to the family. 14 00:00:26,286 --> 00:00:28,745 If he's bald, I can do a whole Elton John thing. 15 00:00:28,824 --> 00:00:29,864 Not only are we moving, 16 00:00:29,899 --> 00:00:32,375 but we're adopting a baby that's due in two weeks. 17 00:00:32,411 --> 00:00:35,692 And that is stressing me out because eleven years ago, 18 00:00:35,728 --> 00:00:37,807 I revealed Lily with "The Lion King," 19 00:00:37,906 --> 00:00:39,265 and there's a lot of pressure... 20 00:00:39,301 --> 00:00:40,835 - Self-imposed. - ...to top myself. 21 00:00:40,871 --> 00:00:43,655 So, I've been workshopping a few ideas. 22 00:00:43,722 --> 00:00:46,021 I hope everyone here likes... 23 00:00:46,115 --> 00:00:47,167 baby! 24 00:00:47,204 --> 00:00:48,008 [CHUCKLES] 25 00:00:48,043 --> 00:00:49,856 I can see that taking everyone's breath away, no? 26 00:00:49,954 --> 00:00:52,853 Uh, I'm more concerned about the city taking our baby away. 27 00:00:56,774 --> 00:00:59,774 Subtitles by explosiveskull 28 00:01:01,811 --> 00:01:04,427 ♪♪ 29 00:01:05,879 --> 00:01:07,987 Okay, the repair guys are gonna be here in five minutes. 30 00:01:08,024 --> 00:01:09,801 [SIGHS] I can't believe I'm saying this, 31 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,384 but we might actually be getting away with... 32 00:01:11,420 --> 00:01:14,084 - Hey! - Hey! What are you guys doing home? 33 00:01:14,134 --> 00:01:15,409 Yeah, I thought you went to that beach cleanup. 34 00:01:15,445 --> 00:01:17,519 Well, we tried, but the beach yoga people 35 00:01:17,590 --> 00:01:19,230 wouldn't even move a hundred feet down. 36 00:01:19,305 --> 00:01:21,084 You'd think they'd have been a little more flexible. 37 00:01:21,152 --> 00:01:22,296 Oh, Phil. 38 00:01:22,371 --> 00:01:24,451 The good news is, we're back and we are here 39 00:01:24,487 --> 00:01:26,430 to help you set up for the twins' Easter party. 40 00:01:26,474 --> 00:01:27,590 Um, we're good. 41 00:01:27,626 --> 00:01:28,882 Anyway, we got this covered. 42 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:30,905 And you guys had such a long morning, 43 00:01:30,986 --> 00:01:32,847 why don't Gamma and Grampy grab a nap 44 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:34,914 so that they're fresh for the party, huh? 45 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:35,963 Okay. [CHUCKLES] 46 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,692 Okay. But I... 47 00:01:37,728 --> 00:01:39,384 It's all good. We got it. 48 00:01:39,438 --> 00:01:40,525 Last weekend, Mom and Dad 49 00:01:40,561 --> 00:01:42,301 went to the artichoke festival in Monterey. 50 00:01:42,337 --> 00:01:43,600 And Dylan's mom had the twins, 51 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,777 so we took the opportunity to have a little party, 52 00:01:45,813 --> 00:01:47,722 just to see if we still had it in us. 53 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:48,758 We did. 54 00:01:48,835 --> 00:01:50,531 - [HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS] - I'm trackin' the pizza guy, 55 00:01:50,567 --> 00:01:52,293 the pizza guy, the pizza guy! 56 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,972 His name is Ibrahim! 57 00:01:54,009 --> 00:01:56,823 Don't forget the garlic knots, garlic knots, garlic knots! 58 00:01:56,877 --> 00:01:59,412 Yo! This party is the GOAT. 59 00:01:59,771 --> 00:02:00,712 Greatest of all time. 60 00:02:00,748 --> 00:02:02,471 I'm Doug, your across-the-street neighbor. 61 00:02:02,507 --> 00:02:04,371 I was just curbin' my bins, heard the party noise, 62 00:02:04,408 --> 00:02:05,745 thought I'd join up. 63 00:02:05,823 --> 00:02:07,009 Want a refill on that? 64 00:02:07,045 --> 00:02:09,658 There is no scenario where I accept a drink from you. 65 00:02:09,728 --> 00:02:10,752 Lit. 66 00:02:12,371 --> 00:02:15,763 Nice to see the Dunphy name still carries some party clout. 67 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:17,173 - Ah! - [GROANS] 68 00:02:17,209 --> 00:02:18,864 You know, we're running low on jungle juice. 69 00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:21,151 Just soak it up with a towel and wring it back into your cup. 70 00:02:21,187 --> 00:02:23,311 Mm. Okay. 71 00:02:23,347 --> 00:02:24,454 [LAUGHING] Cool! 72 00:02:24,490 --> 00:02:25,507 What kind is that? 73 00:02:25,543 --> 00:02:27,502 Uch. Can I have one conversation tonight 74 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:30,048 without someone asking me about my snake? 75 00:02:30,084 --> 00:02:30,603 [THUD] 76 00:02:30,639 --> 00:02:32,198 Ohh! Good Lord! 77 00:02:32,234 --> 00:02:34,872 - What happened?! - I slipped on that drink you spilled. 78 00:02:34,957 --> 00:02:37,953 Oh! Hurt my ankle really bad. 79 00:02:38,014 --> 00:02:38,924 I mean, I don't want to sue you, 80 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,920 but I don't really see any other option. 81 00:02:41,067 --> 00:02:41,866 Do you? 82 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:45,038 So now I work for Doug. 83 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,266 Hey, everybody! 84 00:02:47,350 --> 00:02:49,219 Ibrahim has arrived, has a... 85 00:02:49,305 --> 00:02:50,373 [SCREAMS] 86 00:02:50,444 --> 00:02:52,221 [PEOPLE GASP] 87 00:02:52,257 --> 00:02:54,075 Don't stare at it! Put it out! 88 00:02:54,111 --> 00:02:56,033 ♪♪ 89 00:02:56,110 --> 00:02:57,697 We made some temporary fixes 90 00:02:57,733 --> 00:02:59,180 and scheduled repairs for today, 91 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:01,477 when Mom and Dad said they'd be at the beach. 92 00:03:01,513 --> 00:03:03,063 Then they came home early. 93 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:05,912 It's just hard when you can't trust family members. 94 00:03:06,274 --> 00:03:09,001 "Don't Gamma and Grampy want to take a nap?" 95 00:03:09,037 --> 00:03:10,282 That's not insulting to you? 96 00:03:10,318 --> 00:03:11,913 - [SNORING] - Phil. 97 00:03:11,987 --> 00:03:13,800 - Phil! - I... wasn't sleeping. I was listening. 98 00:03:13,836 --> 00:03:14,675 And g-good for you. 99 00:03:14,711 --> 00:03:17,043 That is... That is a lot of steps for one day. 100 00:03:17,127 --> 00:03:19,171 I was talking about the kids. 101 00:03:19,222 --> 00:03:21,026 They're treating us like actual grandparents 102 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:22,718 instead of the... the... 103 00:03:22,754 --> 00:03:25,385 premature grandparents we clearly are. 104 00:03:25,510 --> 00:03:27,420 I'm the only one in my aqua aerobics class 105 00:03:27,456 --> 00:03:29,561 who doesn't need two noodles. [CHUCKLES] 106 00:03:29,655 --> 00:03:32,682 I put the eggs in a cute basket for the Easter egg hunt. 107 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:33,929 I saw it in a magazine. 108 00:03:33,965 --> 00:03:34,634 Cute. 109 00:03:34,670 --> 00:03:35,937 - CLAIRE: Haley. - Oh, no. 110 00:03:35,973 --> 00:03:37,856 Honey, your dad and I didn't feel like taking a nap. 111 00:03:37,893 --> 00:03:39,337 Why don't you give us a job for the party? 112 00:03:39,423 --> 00:03:41,548 Uh, well, we could use some help dyeing these eggs. 113 00:03:41,618 --> 00:03:43,305 But why don't you change for the party first? 114 00:03:43,341 --> 00:03:44,997 - Oh, good idea! - Yes! 115 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,824 Phil, wakey, wakey! 116 00:03:46,926 --> 00:03:48,216 Okay, we got sixty seconds, people. 117 00:03:48,252 --> 00:03:49,313 We gotta move fast. Come on. Come on. 118 00:03:49,349 --> 00:03:50,516 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on! 119 00:03:50,552 --> 00:03:52,329 - [INDISTINCT TALKING] - Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes! 120 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:53,871 Come on, move faster! 121 00:03:53,979 --> 00:03:56,759 Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go! 122 00:03:57,201 --> 00:03:58,567 Would you hurry it up a little bit? 123 00:03:58,603 --> 00:03:59,375 Oh, come on! 124 00:03:59,449 --> 00:04:02,174 Get out of here now! Go, go, go! 125 00:04:02,210 --> 00:04:04,385 Thank you so much. I love you guys so much. Bye! 126 00:04:05,086 --> 00:04:07,816 Okay. I think we actually got away with it. 127 00:04:07,852 --> 00:04:08,776 Oh, no. 128 00:04:08,812 --> 00:04:10,100 I have to stop saying that. 129 00:04:10,137 --> 00:04:12,717 That dude from the party said that his python was pregnant. 130 00:04:12,753 --> 00:04:14,056 Do you think those could be her eggs? 131 00:04:14,092 --> 00:04:15,740 Oh, my God! 132 00:04:15,776 --> 00:04:17,338 Is one of them hatching? 133 00:04:17,399 --> 00:04:18,312 - That's so disgusting! - Ohh. 134 00:04:18,348 --> 00:04:19,730 We have to cancel the party! 135 00:04:19,766 --> 00:04:20,507 What? No way! 136 00:04:20,543 --> 00:04:22,197 We just got back in with this parent group 137 00:04:22,233 --> 00:04:24,084 after our daughter's biting spree. 138 00:04:24,151 --> 00:04:25,689 If they didn't love their kids being gummed 139 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:27,545 by an adorable toddler, I don't think they're gonna 140 00:04:27,581 --> 00:04:29,478 love their kids getting punctured by a python! 141 00:04:29,514 --> 00:04:30,663 Calm down. 142 00:04:30,699 --> 00:04:32,615 Snakes lay all their eggs in one dark place. 143 00:04:32,702 --> 00:04:34,738 I've got them all here. I'm gonna run them by the pet store. 144 00:04:34,783 --> 00:04:36,307 Oh, my God. Is one of them moving? Get them out of here. 145 00:04:36,343 --> 00:04:37,978 They're so gross. Gross, gross, gross, gross. 146 00:04:38,014 --> 00:04:39,882 [GROANS] 147 00:04:40,074 --> 00:04:42,538 Hey, where you running off to, little buddy? 148 00:04:44,867 --> 00:04:47,843 And where are you running off to, big buddy? 149 00:04:51,661 --> 00:04:52,968 Hey, stranger! 150 00:04:53,004 --> 00:04:55,471 Going out again? I barely see you these days. 151 00:04:55,507 --> 00:04:57,641 I'd love to hang out, Jay, but I've got a wine club meeting. 152 00:04:57,677 --> 00:04:59,411 What, are you into wine? I love wine! 153 00:04:59,504 --> 00:05:01,156 - Okay. See ya. - Wait a minute! 154 00:05:01,228 --> 00:05:02,427 I'm gonna open a bottle later on. 155 00:05:02,463 --> 00:05:04,759 Why don't you bring one and we'll have a little tasting? 156 00:05:04,821 --> 00:05:05,978 I guess I wouldn't mind that. 157 00:05:06,036 --> 00:05:07,894 I'll stop by the store on my way back. 158 00:05:07,956 --> 00:05:10,620 While you're there, would you be a prince and pick me up a soda? 159 00:05:10,699 --> 00:05:11,944 I've got homework. 160 00:05:12,026 --> 00:05:13,096 Where'd you get a fifty? 161 00:05:13,202 --> 00:05:14,449 Don't worry about it. 162 00:05:16,516 --> 00:05:19,000 GLORIA: Welcome to your new house! 163 00:05:19,069 --> 00:05:22,298 I don't remember this room feeling so stark and cold. 164 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,815 Luckily this is a smart house. 165 00:05:24,901 --> 00:05:27,137 Adam, warm light mode. 166 00:05:27,235 --> 00:05:28,327 - [BEEP] - ADAM: Initiating. 167 00:05:28,363 --> 00:05:29,629 - Oh! - Oh, no... no! 168 00:05:29,718 --> 00:05:31,954 No, that just brings out the molding around the windows. 169 00:05:32,076 --> 00:05:34,761 I... Does it feel like we're in a nursing home? 170 00:05:34,838 --> 00:05:36,377 Adam, party mode! 171 00:05:36,413 --> 00:05:37,288 - [BEEP] - Initiating. 172 00:05:37,324 --> 00:05:38,509 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 173 00:05:38,595 --> 00:05:40,903 Oh, God. No! No, that's... that's even worse. 174 00:05:40,939 --> 00:05:42,167 I'm... I'm sorry, I just... 175 00:05:42,202 --> 00:05:44,281 I don't feel like I've ever been in this house before. 176 00:05:44,362 --> 00:05:45,701 - [MUSIC CONTINUES] - Adam, I swear to God! 177 00:05:45,776 --> 00:05:46,826 - [BEEP] - Initiating. 178 00:05:46,918 --> 00:05:48,514 Did we just make a huge mistake? 179 00:05:48,694 --> 00:05:50,021 Mitchell, you know you hate change. 180 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:51,283 Remember when you shaved your beard? 181 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,040 You screamed in the mirror, "Oh, my God, you look hideous!" 182 00:05:54,124 --> 00:05:55,026 That was you. 183 00:05:55,096 --> 00:05:58,310 I mean, you have been a crab all day long. 184 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,591 How do you know? You haven't even been around us! 185 00:06:00,701 --> 00:06:02,189 I took a crazy guess. 186 00:06:02,283 --> 00:06:04,329 Look, this is buyer's remorse. 187 00:06:04,399 --> 00:06:07,624 I learned that from my mentor, Phil Dunphy, 188 00:06:07,709 --> 00:06:09,127 and I know how to fix it. 189 00:06:09,531 --> 00:06:11,401 Come with me if you want to live... 190 00:06:11,437 --> 00:06:14,600 in this house... and not be a bummer to everyone. 191 00:06:14,636 --> 00:06:16,351 Lily, you need to help me start unpacking. 192 00:06:16,430 --> 00:06:18,439 We need to work on my baby reveal. 193 00:06:18,475 --> 00:06:20,521 Adam, thinking mode. 194 00:06:20,557 --> 00:06:21,865 - [BEEP] - Initiating. 195 00:06:21,901 --> 00:06:23,980 [SERENE MUSIC PLAYS] 196 00:06:27,012 --> 00:06:30,309 I know it sounds crazy, but it works. 197 00:06:30,345 --> 00:06:32,812 In order to accept the new house, 198 00:06:32,848 --> 00:06:35,598 you have to properly say goodbye to this place. 199 00:06:35,634 --> 00:06:37,961 Okay, I'm not talking to a house. Okay? 200 00:06:37,997 --> 00:06:40,072 And... And why are the movers just sitting out there? 201 00:06:40,165 --> 00:06:42,132 Don't worry about them. I'll handle them. 202 00:06:42,226 --> 00:06:43,598 I used to be a mover. 203 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:46,649 I kind of fell into it when I helped an ex-boyfriend 204 00:06:46,713 --> 00:06:48,821 steal his brother's refrigerator. 205 00:06:48,891 --> 00:06:51,189 Okay, wait, so you've been a cab driver, a hairdresser, 206 00:06:51,225 --> 00:06:53,591 a spokesmodel, and a mover. 207 00:06:53,627 --> 00:06:55,168 I-Is your life real? 208 00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:56,441 Is anything real? 209 00:06:56,543 --> 00:06:58,196 That was a question that I asked myself 210 00:06:58,259 --> 00:07:00,470 when I was a philosophy professor. 211 00:07:00,923 --> 00:07:03,978 Now, say goodbye to the house. 212 00:07:04,071 --> 00:07:06,911 Tell it how much it meant to you. 213 00:07:06,995 --> 00:07:09,944 Be honest with each other, like two lovers 214 00:07:10,007 --> 00:07:13,490 that know that the time has come when they must part ways. 215 00:07:13,526 --> 00:07:14,588 Okay, well, usually, I would just 216 00:07:14,624 --> 00:07:16,199 take my gym membership off his keychain 217 00:07:16,244 --> 00:07:17,480 and then introduce him to my mother. 218 00:07:19,959 --> 00:07:22,322 [DOOR CLOSES] 219 00:07:22,358 --> 00:07:23,538 Hey, house. 220 00:07:23,786 --> 00:07:25,136 Hey, you humps! 221 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:26,738 We're paying you by the hour! 222 00:07:26,774 --> 00:07:28,019 We're on a coffee break, lady. 223 00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:29,459 Oh, don't give me that. 224 00:07:29,495 --> 00:07:30,848 I used to do your job. 225 00:07:30,942 --> 00:07:34,163 And this attitude, this is why people hate movers. 226 00:07:34,254 --> 00:07:36,052 That and all the stealing. 227 00:07:36,088 --> 00:07:37,939 Whoa! You think you can do better? 228 00:07:38,040 --> 00:07:40,242 [CHUCKLES] I hate to burst your bubble wrap, 229 00:07:40,278 --> 00:07:41,941 but I know I can. 230 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:44,566 We actually double booked today, so this works out. 231 00:07:44,651 --> 00:07:45,273 Have at it. 232 00:07:45,308 --> 00:07:46,584 Oh, no, no, no, no! Ay, wait! 233 00:07:46,670 --> 00:07:49,011 Come back, humps! 234 00:07:49,113 --> 00:07:50,170 LILY: What are you doing with the cat? 235 00:07:50,240 --> 00:07:51,168 Okay, don't worry. 236 00:07:51,204 --> 00:07:54,064 On the day, I will replace Larry with the baby. 237 00:07:54,100 --> 00:07:56,067 Once the family is all seated around the table, 238 00:07:56,130 --> 00:07:58,175 I'll undo the security rope 239 00:07:58,327 --> 00:08:00,370 and then let the baby hover above the table 240 00:08:00,406 --> 00:08:02,182 for all the family to marvel at. 241 00:08:02,218 --> 00:08:03,124 [CHUCKLES] 242 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,029 - [CELLPHONE RINGS] - Wait. Phone's ringing. 243 00:08:05,091 --> 00:08:06,483 - [CELLPHONE BEEPS] - Hello? 244 00:08:06,603 --> 00:08:08,456 Yes, speaking. 245 00:08:08,492 --> 00:08:09,639 What? 246 00:08:09,776 --> 00:08:11,884 [LARRY MEOWS] 247 00:08:12,108 --> 00:08:13,040 No! 248 00:08:15,055 --> 00:08:16,274 [PIANO MUSIC PLAYS] 249 00:08:16,377 --> 00:08:18,485 Oh, honey, did you just take a sip from the paintbrush water? 250 00:08:18,521 --> 00:08:20,757 [CHUCKLING] I think I'd know if I did, Claire. 251 00:08:20,856 --> 00:08:23,516 Oh! This must be the grandparents' table! 252 00:08:23,552 --> 00:08:25,040 - I wouldn't say that. - No, I d... I don't think... 253 00:08:25,076 --> 00:08:28,689 These are the kids' grandparents, Gamma and Grampy. 254 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:30,406 Oh, nice to meet you. 255 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:32,168 I'm Meemaw. This is Bobo. 256 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,290 Have you met GimGim and Mimsy? 257 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:36,109 Oh, you know what? Why don't you take our seats? 258 00:08:36,144 --> 00:08:37,962 I think we're at the wrong table. 259 00:08:37,999 --> 00:08:39,249 Oh! My back! 260 00:08:39,284 --> 00:08:41,067 Oh, it happens to me all the time. 261 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,085 Oh. 262 00:08:42,163 --> 00:08:44,587 I'm gonna get you the name of these shoes. 263 00:08:44,673 --> 00:08:46,195 Doug, I have cooked for you, 264 00:08:46,282 --> 00:08:47,672 spray tanned you, 265 00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,024 taken two of your sign spinning shifts. 266 00:08:50,099 --> 00:08:51,951 Are we seriously not even yet? 267 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:53,631 I think you're making too big a deal about this. 268 00:08:53,692 --> 00:08:55,525 I just need you to dress up like Harley Quinn 269 00:08:55,607 --> 00:08:57,936 and give a foot massage to the winner of my game night. 270 00:08:57,993 --> 00:08:59,044 Don't worry. 271 00:08:59,081 --> 00:09:00,426 I'm gonna win. 272 00:09:03,256 --> 00:09:06,357 And get this, Gerald fell again. 273 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:07,624 Wrist this time. 274 00:09:07,715 --> 00:09:10,366 That man's got more pins in him than a tailor's mouth. 275 00:09:10,466 --> 00:09:11,494 [LIGHT LAUGHTER] 276 00:09:11,557 --> 00:09:13,966 He never learned how to fall the right way. 277 00:09:14,052 --> 00:09:14,991 Too proud. 278 00:09:15,107 --> 00:09:16,543 Wait, there's a right way to fall? 279 00:09:16,604 --> 00:09:18,135 Really? A follow-up? 280 00:09:18,172 --> 00:09:21,783 Resist the temptation to break the fall with the hands. 281 00:09:21,905 --> 00:09:23,370 Land on your bottom. 282 00:09:23,436 --> 00:09:25,639 Aim for the meat, not the bone. 283 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,926 Oh... Mimsy! 284 00:09:26,961 --> 00:09:28,557 [GUESTS GASP] 285 00:09:28,594 --> 00:09:30,208 See? Good as new. 286 00:09:30,264 --> 00:09:32,384 My dear husband, such a gentleman. 287 00:09:32,539 --> 00:09:35,480 He always opens the bathtub door for me. [CHUCKLES] 288 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,823 Yeah. Would you excuse us just a second? 289 00:09:37,874 --> 00:09:41,711 [LAUGHTER] 290 00:09:41,746 --> 00:09:42,764 'Cause she was. 291 00:09:42,799 --> 00:09:43,899 It's not good. 292 00:09:43,934 --> 00:09:46,019 Oh, totally! 293 00:09:46,054 --> 00:09:47,581 We're just remembering something that happened 294 00:09:47,616 --> 00:09:49,520 on our last Negroni crawl in Frogtown. 295 00:09:49,557 --> 00:09:51,120 Oh, Frogtown! 296 00:09:51,157 --> 00:09:52,835 Oh, "Bird on a bird!" "Bird on a bird!" 297 00:09:52,912 --> 00:09:53,932 [LAUGHTER] 298 00:09:53,969 --> 00:09:55,290 Oh, you all got the TikTok invite 299 00:09:55,326 --> 00:09:56,908 Bridget from Quibi sent out for her matcha pop-up 300 00:09:56,943 --> 00:09:58,418 on Thursday, right? 301 00:09:58,453 --> 00:09:59,251 You guys down? 302 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:00,788 Oh, yeah, that sounds... 303 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:02,539 frosty. 304 00:10:02,576 --> 00:10:04,360 [SIGHS] Small hiccup. 305 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:06,572 When I got to the pet store, I was down one python egg, 306 00:10:06,643 --> 00:10:08,168 - which means... - There's one still here. 307 00:10:08,205 --> 00:10:10,345 Yeah, and I just checked the living room, and it's not there. 308 00:10:10,380 --> 00:10:12,489 Okay, nuggets! Everyone outside! 309 00:10:12,618 --> 00:10:14,405 It's time for the egg hunt! 310 00:10:14,442 --> 00:10:15,364 [CHILDREN CHEERING] 311 00:10:15,410 --> 00:10:17,423 Hey. Small hiccup. 312 00:10:17,552 --> 00:10:19,027 Now it's time for the bottle I brought. 313 00:10:19,062 --> 00:10:20,206 Unh-unh-unh! 314 00:10:20,297 --> 00:10:22,307 Fresh glasses. 315 00:10:22,344 --> 00:10:25,828 This, my friend, is a 2009 Chateau Trotanoy. 316 00:10:25,865 --> 00:10:27,235 You might want to cinch your belt up. 317 00:10:27,272 --> 00:10:29,047 It's liable to blow your trousers off. 318 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,109 Mm. 319 00:10:31,649 --> 00:10:32,629 It's nice. 320 00:10:32,664 --> 00:10:33,393 "Nice"? 321 00:10:33,462 --> 00:10:34,948 I understand why you would like it, 322 00:10:34,985 --> 00:10:37,076 but... this is what my wine club friends 323 00:10:37,153 --> 00:10:38,422 would call "an obvious choice." 324 00:10:38,491 --> 00:10:41,298 I get it. You haven't developed a taste for fine wine yet. 325 00:10:41,361 --> 00:10:42,726 Um, I hate to say it, 326 00:10:42,763 --> 00:10:45,018 but I probably know more about wine than you do. 327 00:10:45,114 --> 00:10:47,053 Two months ago, you couldn't drink rosé 328 00:10:47,090 --> 00:10:48,736 unless it was mixed with Snapple. 329 00:10:49,158 --> 00:10:50,672 There's only one way to settle this... 330 00:10:50,707 --> 00:10:52,754 are you up for a little blind taste test? 331 00:10:52,847 --> 00:10:53,568 Bring it. 332 00:10:53,605 --> 00:10:57,576 Joe, go to the wine cellar, pick out five random bottles. 333 00:10:57,654 --> 00:10:59,316 - We have a wine cellar? - What's a wine cellar? 334 00:10:59,351 --> 00:11:00,514 MITCHELL: You were my first. 335 00:11:00,549 --> 00:11:02,807 And we'd both been through so much. 336 00:11:02,842 --> 00:11:04,193 I mean, I was neurotic. 337 00:11:04,230 --> 00:11:07,350 You had a-a bathroom off the kitchen. 338 00:11:07,386 --> 00:11:09,634 But we both found each other. 339 00:11:09,671 --> 00:11:10,172 [SNIFFLES] 340 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,767 Anyway, I... 341 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,485 I-I-I feel like, um, I have to say something. 342 00:11:14,522 --> 00:11:16,136 It's not you. It's... It's me. 343 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,719 [VOICE BREAKING] I just, um... 344 00:11:17,793 --> 00:11:19,426 I need more space. 345 00:11:20,686 --> 00:11:22,794 But we could still remember the good times. 346 00:11:22,831 --> 00:11:24,265 Um, like... like when I first moved in 347 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:25,947 and all I had was that boombox. 348 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:30,005 Yeah, um... what do you say? Yeah. 349 00:11:30,099 --> 00:11:31,712 Huh? 350 00:11:31,828 --> 00:11:33,415 One more time? 351 00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:34,820 ♪♪ 352 00:11:34,929 --> 00:11:41,086 ♪ Now I've had the time of my life ♪ 353 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:45,191 ♪ No, I never felt like this before ♪ 354 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:49,764 ♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth ♪ 355 00:11:50,106 --> 00:11:52,236 What do you say? Huh? 356 00:11:52,273 --> 00:11:53,836 Takes you right back, right? 357 00:11:53,933 --> 00:11:55,586 To Valentine's Day 2003... 358 00:11:56,384 --> 00:11:57,996 and four. 359 00:11:58,110 --> 00:12:00,831 ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ 360 00:12:00,908 --> 00:12:01,851 MITCHELL: Gloria was right. 361 00:12:01,909 --> 00:12:04,817 Once I said goodbye, I was able to embrace this new house 362 00:12:04,854 --> 00:12:07,596 and spend the next few weeks getting ready for the baby. 363 00:12:07,663 --> 00:12:09,395 I just needed closure. 364 00:12:09,498 --> 00:12:10,947 And... And s... And so did the drapes. 365 00:12:10,984 --> 00:12:14,307 Because the... the dancing got, uh... g-got pretty dirty. 366 00:12:14,876 --> 00:12:21,543 ♪ Because I've had the time of my life ♪ 367 00:12:21,638 --> 00:12:25,764 ♪ No, I never felt this way before ♪ 368 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:30,008 ♪ Yes, I swear it's the truth ♪ 369 00:12:30,082 --> 00:12:32,385 - ♪ And I owe it all to you ♪ - [DOOR OPENS] - CAMERON: Mitchell! 370 00:12:32,456 --> 00:12:34,014 The baby's here. He's early. 371 00:12:34,051 --> 00:12:35,774 - [MUSIC STOPS] - What? I-I'm not ready! 372 00:12:35,811 --> 00:12:36,838 Well, get ready. 373 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:38,179 And we will be discussing why you were 374 00:12:38,216 --> 00:12:39,883 "Time-of-my-Life-ing" without me. 375 00:12:42,048 --> 00:12:45,070 [BOTH SLURP, SWISH] 376 00:12:45,171 --> 00:12:47,713 The uneducated palate would identify this as a Cabernet, 377 00:12:47,799 --> 00:12:51,275 when, in fact, it is a Merlot from Bordeaux. 378 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:51,959 Correct. 379 00:12:51,995 --> 00:12:53,284 Oh! Lucky guess. 380 00:12:53,381 --> 00:12:54,451 In my twenties, I befriended 381 00:12:54,488 --> 00:12:57,072 a sommelier from Paris... Marcel Caron. 382 00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:58,697 In fact, I went to stay with him. 383 00:12:58,765 --> 00:13:01,044 We'd drink wine all night and fall asleep 384 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:04,513 to the sound of an accordion on the Rue de Montparnasse. 385 00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:07,359 Much like this wine, that story has too many fruity notes. 386 00:13:07,418 --> 00:13:08,410 Next glass. 387 00:13:09,488 --> 00:13:10,572 And... sip. 388 00:13:11,788 --> 00:13:13,629 [BOTH SLURP, SWISH] 389 00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:15,719 Mm. 390 00:13:15,832 --> 00:13:20,129 That is a mature Napa Valley Cabernet. 391 00:13:20,207 --> 00:13:20,749 Correct. 392 00:13:20,784 --> 00:13:21,960 Unh! Eat that, old man! 393 00:13:21,995 --> 00:13:23,822 You know, you don't have to spike the football 394 00:13:23,857 --> 00:13:25,207 every time you get an answer right. 395 00:13:25,244 --> 00:13:27,239 Only you could make talking about wine 396 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:28,936 into something obnoxious. 397 00:13:29,014 --> 00:13:30,809 Score is tied, two-two. 398 00:13:30,884 --> 00:13:32,653 Time now for the final wine. 399 00:13:33,836 --> 00:13:36,171 [BOTH SLURP, SWISH] 400 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,337 And to reveal the answer... 401 00:13:40,374 --> 00:13:41,586 Wait a minute. 402 00:13:41,789 --> 00:13:42,644 Maybe we shouldn't. 403 00:13:42,710 --> 00:13:44,510 Before we turned this into a competition, 404 00:13:44,607 --> 00:13:46,716 we were both having fun, right? 405 00:13:46,816 --> 00:13:48,652 We were doing something we both liked. 406 00:13:48,726 --> 00:13:50,429 It did occur to me that this whole afternoon, 407 00:13:50,466 --> 00:13:52,499 neither one of us checked our watch once. 408 00:13:52,591 --> 00:13:54,576 And if we flip this over, one of us is gonna feel bad 409 00:13:54,613 --> 00:13:55,571 and it could ruin the thing. 410 00:13:55,606 --> 00:13:58,105 I mean, let's face it, we don't have a ton in common, 411 00:13:58,187 --> 00:14:01,030 but today I saw a little bit of me in you. 412 00:14:01,302 --> 00:14:03,183 You can be a competitive jerk. 413 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,888 And based on that summer in Paris story, 414 00:14:04,923 --> 00:14:07,322 you can be kind of a sensitive, even perfumy type of... 415 00:14:07,359 --> 00:14:08,474 That'll do. 416 00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,489 Look, when you get back from your trip, 417 00:14:10,524 --> 00:14:12,224 why don't we make this a thing? 418 00:14:12,326 --> 00:14:14,388 We'll have a wine tasting once a month... 419 00:14:14,489 --> 00:14:16,049 without the competition. 420 00:14:16,585 --> 00:14:17,385 I'm in. 421 00:14:23,381 --> 00:14:24,695 Damn it! 422 00:14:26,456 --> 00:14:28,341 Competitive bastard. 423 00:14:28,436 --> 00:14:30,767 [CHUCKLING] Oh, I love that kid. 424 00:14:31,208 --> 00:14:32,625 [SIGHS] 425 00:14:32,782 --> 00:14:34,446 Time to face facts, honey. 426 00:14:34,534 --> 00:14:36,777 It's the grandparent's table for us. 427 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,859 - Grandpa Phil, huh? - Mm. 428 00:14:38,928 --> 00:14:41,388 Guess I could get used to shaving naked at the gym. 429 00:14:41,423 --> 00:14:42,480 Mm. 430 00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,947 The hardest part is, our kids aren't gonna need us anymore. 431 00:14:45,091 --> 00:14:47,378 And it does means we raised them right. 432 00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:48,289 On the bright side, 433 00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:50,480 one of them actually vacuumed the living room rug, 434 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,114 and... looks brand new. 435 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:52,913 HALEY: Guys, help! 436 00:14:52,950 --> 00:14:54,437 Don't listen to her! I need you more! 437 00:14:54,499 --> 00:14:55,971 - I spilled my drink at the party, and Doug came - We had a huge party, and a snake guy came, 438 00:14:56,006 --> 00:14:57,865 - and slipped and hurt his ankle, and now - and the snake laid eggs, and it accidentally 439 00:14:57,902 --> 00:14:59,427 - he's gonna sue us unless I... - got mixed in with the Easter eggs... - Shut up! 440 00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:01,779 Mom, I know you told me not to buy expensive sunglasses 441 00:15:01,816 --> 00:15:03,125 because I'd only lose them, but then I... 442 00:15:03,212 --> 00:15:04,491 They're on your head. 443 00:15:05,471 --> 00:15:07,580 Oh. Cool. 444 00:15:07,671 --> 00:15:08,595 [SCOFFS] 445 00:15:08,918 --> 00:15:10,097 HALEY: Hey! You find it? 446 00:15:10,134 --> 00:15:11,186 No, but I just realized 447 00:15:11,221 --> 00:15:13,909 why they call rolling two ones with dice "snake eggs." 448 00:15:13,974 --> 00:15:14,994 That's snake eyes. 449 00:15:15,094 --> 00:15:16,562 Oh. Then what did I realize? 450 00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,195 Don't worry. I got this. 451 00:15:18,230 --> 00:15:19,341 What's with the bunny suit? 452 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:21,330 Well, I needed a plausible reason to be out in the yard. 453 00:15:21,365 --> 00:15:22,168 It's your house. 454 00:15:22,240 --> 00:15:23,666 Okay, I-I like the costume. 455 00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:24,786 I found one! 456 00:15:24,822 --> 00:15:26,770 - Oh, no! - On it! 457 00:15:26,885 --> 00:15:27,869 Ooh! 458 00:15:27,904 --> 00:15:30,130 I've never seen so many pretty ones. 459 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:31,138 Mama! 460 00:15:31,201 --> 00:15:33,498 The Easter Bunny stole my basket! 461 00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,943 T-That's because I'm the Easter Bandit. 462 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,624 You were a little bad last year. 463 00:15:37,710 --> 00:15:38,929 I know. 464 00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,913 I have five now! 465 00:15:40,950 --> 00:15:42,738 Five eggs?! 466 00:15:42,774 --> 00:15:45,106 Well, congratulations! 467 00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:48,370 You get to trade these five eggs 468 00:15:48,407 --> 00:15:49,606 for one... 469 00:15:49,684 --> 00:15:51,703 solar path light! 470 00:15:51,765 --> 00:15:53,061 GIRL: This egg's moving! 471 00:15:53,096 --> 00:15:54,099 Wait, wait, wait! 472 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:56,144 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 473 00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:59,251 That is a magic egg. 474 00:15:59,470 --> 00:16:00,899 Ohh! 475 00:16:00,986 --> 00:16:02,746 Close your eyes and make a wish. 476 00:16:05,193 --> 00:16:06,118 Okay. 477 00:16:06,309 --> 00:16:07,259 Where's my egg? 478 00:16:07,294 --> 00:16:09,019 Disappeared. Gotta go! 479 00:16:09,524 --> 00:16:11,721 Uh, can I at least get a picture with you? 480 00:16:11,758 --> 00:16:13,494 - Uh... - Grandpa! 481 00:16:14,912 --> 00:16:16,192 - [EGG CRACKING] - Uh-oh. 482 00:16:18,097 --> 00:16:20,014 One very quick pic. 483 00:16:20,096 --> 00:16:21,149 [CAMERA CLICKS] 484 00:16:21,302 --> 00:16:22,706 Uhp! Got my own finger. Sorry. 485 00:16:23,342 --> 00:16:24,306 Ah. 486 00:16:24,448 --> 00:16:26,318 Well, that's me. How'd I do that? 487 00:16:26,436 --> 00:16:27,470 Here we go. 488 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:28,427 [CELLPHONE RINGS] 489 00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:30,227 Wait. I'm getting a call. 490 00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:31,506 Who do I know in Delaware? 491 00:16:31,543 --> 00:16:32,822 Let it go to voicemail, Jim! 492 00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:33,809 Okay. 493 00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,725 Stop squirming, Easter Bunny! 494 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:37,011 And one... 495 00:16:37,110 --> 00:16:37,790 - Three! - [CAMERA CLICKS] 496 00:16:37,826 --> 00:16:39,664 - Got it. - Have a good year, everybody! 497 00:16:39,759 --> 00:16:41,429 Be good! Especially you! 498 00:16:44,076 --> 00:16:45,705 What is the big emergency, Alex? 499 00:16:45,740 --> 00:16:47,562 I was using my Shop-Vac to give myself a hickey 500 00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:48,715 to show the guys at game night. 501 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:50,610 Hello, Doug. 502 00:16:50,645 --> 00:16:52,609 Oh. The mother. 503 00:16:52,695 --> 00:16:54,623 Look, Alex isn't coming to game night. 504 00:16:54,701 --> 00:16:57,296 She's also not cooking you ribs, doing your laundry, 505 00:16:57,331 --> 00:16:59,383 or getting you an online M.B.A. 506 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,535 Actually, I might finish that. 507 00:17:00,572 --> 00:17:01,980 - I really think we could make the Dean's List. - Tch! 508 00:17:02,017 --> 00:17:03,448 Well, we had a deal, 509 00:17:03,485 --> 00:17:05,118 so if she's not gonna keep up her end, 510 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:06,480 I guess I'll just have to sue. 511 00:17:06,557 --> 00:17:07,711 Oh, no, no, no, Doug. 512 00:17:07,748 --> 00:17:09,951 I think that we can work that out 513 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,990 right here, right now. 514 00:17:13,051 --> 00:17:15,657 What do you think... 515 00:17:15,736 --> 00:17:17,048 of this number? 516 00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,412 I'd like it a lot better with another zero on the end. 517 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,161 - Oh. Okay. - Yeah. 518 00:17:21,196 --> 00:17:23,256 Well... I blame myself. 519 00:17:23,670 --> 00:17:24,920 You... You try to instill 520 00:17:24,955 --> 00:17:27,980 a sense of responsibility in your children, and... 521 00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,402 [VOICE BREAKING] obviously, I failed. 522 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,520 [CHUCKLES] 523 00:17:30,557 --> 00:17:31,723 I don't know why I'm surprised. 524 00:17:31,809 --> 00:17:33,208 It's the story of my life. 525 00:17:33,243 --> 00:17:34,327 [SIGHS] 526 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:37,896 Loveless marriage, no job, and now... 527 00:17:37,989 --> 00:17:39,290 Some reason, I thought that being a mother 528 00:17:39,353 --> 00:17:41,931 would be the one thing I got right. 529 00:17:42,013 --> 00:17:43,773 Well... [INHALES DEEPLY, SIGHS] 530 00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:46,804 Could you at least wait till Wednesday to cash this? 531 00:17:48,336 --> 00:17:49,355 Um... 532 00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,127 No. 533 00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:52,835 Sorry about your miserable life. 534 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,018 I have faith that you'll get it together. 535 00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:56,406 - Ohh! - Oh, Mom! 536 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:58,489 Oh! Oh, my wrist! 537 00:17:58,525 --> 00:17:59,506 - My wrist! - Oh, my God. 538 00:17:59,541 --> 00:18:00,855 It's broken! He pushed me! 539 00:18:00,924 --> 00:18:01,671 No, I didn't! 540 00:18:01,707 --> 00:18:03,566 Yes! You did! I saw it. 541 00:18:03,602 --> 00:18:05,397 That's elder abuse. 542 00:18:05,483 --> 00:18:07,865 You messed with the wrong Gamma. 543 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:11,449 Long story short, Doug and I decided to call it even. 544 00:18:11,484 --> 00:18:14,221 And, thanks to me, not one child got bit. 545 00:18:14,298 --> 00:18:15,910 [GROANS] Are you really gonna keep that thing? 546 00:18:15,971 --> 00:18:18,977 Do we always have to talk about my snake? 547 00:18:19,060 --> 00:18:20,028 Okay, this is too soon. 548 00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:21,746 She wasn't supposed to give birth for two more weeks. 549 00:18:21,781 --> 00:18:23,141 Yeah, and, you know, not to be critical of women, 550 00:18:23,203 --> 00:18:25,791 but how hard is it just to hold it in? 551 00:18:25,903 --> 00:18:26,823 You know, I had that giant coffee 552 00:18:26,858 --> 00:18:28,791 and sat through Manny's one-man "Uncle Vanya." 553 00:18:28,890 --> 00:18:30,262 We... We... We still haven't baby-proofed. 554 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,782 We don't... We don't have a changing table. 555 00:18:31,818 --> 00:18:34,005 I haven't even started painting the mural above the baby's crib yet. 556 00:18:34,077 --> 00:18:35,655 Okay, so I guess there are some positives. 557 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:37,570 - Guys! - Oh! - Oh! Oh! - [TIRES SCREECH] 558 00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:39,402 Lily, I'm so sorry. I forgot you're back there. 559 00:18:39,438 --> 00:18:42,086 And every time you speak, it's like a... a ghost popping out. 560 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:43,449 There's no carseat back here. 561 00:18:43,484 --> 00:18:45,328 Okay, Lily, you don't need a carseat. 562 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:46,712 Honey, not everything is about you! Come on! 563 00:18:46,811 --> 00:18:48,328 For the baby! 564 00:18:48,432 --> 00:18:50,069 Oh. Oh, my G... Oh, my God! 565 00:18:50,105 --> 00:18:52,269 It's packed away. It's... It's in the moving truck. 566 00:18:52,346 --> 00:18:53,977 Okay, but can... can you hurry? 567 00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:55,384 Sorry I was late. 568 00:18:55,453 --> 00:18:57,450 A smokey set up a bear trap, 569 00:18:57,486 --> 00:18:59,653 and I had to back off the hammer. 570 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:01,673 I'll get your carseat in no time. 571 00:19:01,710 --> 00:19:02,737 Where are the movers? 572 00:19:04,098 --> 00:19:06,950 Those were no movers. They were just men carrying boxes. 573 00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,088 [GLASS SHATTERING] 574 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,655 Those things were broken before we packed them, huh? 575 00:19:13,268 --> 00:19:14,721 Are we sure we put the carseat in right? 576 00:19:14,757 --> 00:19:15,467 What do you mean, we? 577 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:17,301 I-I-I don't know. it felt shaky! 578 00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:18,776 Oh, God, this is bad. This is really bad. 579 00:19:18,811 --> 00:19:20,147 We don't have diapers, we don't have formula... 580 00:19:20,183 --> 00:19:21,080 I don't even know where we live. 581 00:19:21,116 --> 00:19:22,738 If somebody asks for an address, what am I supposed to say? 582 00:19:22,773 --> 00:19:23,954 "Some new house someplace"? 583 00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,233 - Guys. - Aaah! - Ohhh, my gosh! 584 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:27,826 O-O-Oh, my God. Oh, my God. We're awful. 585 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:28,990 We haven't even checked in with you. 586 00:19:29,027 --> 00:19:30,670 You... You must be freaking out, too. 587 00:19:30,705 --> 00:19:33,486 No, I'm not, and neither are you. 588 00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:35,106 This is just your process. 589 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:36,654 You get hysterical, 590 00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:38,080 you worry about every detail, 591 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,457 then you turn on each other... 592 00:19:39,531 --> 00:19:40,839 - No, we don't! - Yes, we do. 593 00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:41,609 How dare you. 594 00:19:41,645 --> 00:19:43,342 And after all that craziness, 595 00:19:43,413 --> 00:19:45,653 when it really matters the most, you... 596 00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:46,308 W-What? 597 00:19:46,345 --> 00:19:47,739 W-W-What do we do? 598 00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:49,817 ♪♪ 599 00:19:49,853 --> 00:19:51,997 [BABY COOS] 600 00:19:52,752 --> 00:19:54,252 Our son. 601 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:55,486 He's beautiful. 602 00:19:57,117 --> 00:19:58,457 We got this. 603 00:19:58,556 --> 00:19:59,929 - Yeah. - Yeah. 604 00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:02,018 ♪♪ 605 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:06,880 Okay, so, Gloria said she set up Joe's old bassinet in our bedroom, 606 00:20:06,949 --> 00:20:09,611 and I think we have enough diapers to last us till morning. 607 00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:11,019 D-Don't forget to support his head. 608 00:20:11,055 --> 00:20:12,910 I will. It's not my first rodeo. 609 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,406 [GASPS] Oh, I can't wait to take him to his first rodeo. 610 00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:17,441 [CHUCKLES] Okay, um, she's asking what time 611 00:20:17,515 --> 00:20:19,721 she should bring everyone by for the baby reveal. 612 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,131 I don't know, may... 613 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,211 Maybe it should just be the four of us tonight, huh? 614 00:20:23,548 --> 00:20:24,971 Aww. 615 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:26,987 You know, I... think I finally realized 616 00:20:27,022 --> 00:20:28,971 what this house has been missing all along. 617 00:20:29,007 --> 00:20:30,287 [BABY COOS] 618 00:20:31,309 --> 00:20:32,861 - Recessed lighting. - Totally. 619 00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:35,909 Subtitles by explosiveskull 44632

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