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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:29,849 --> 00:02:33,198 I beg your pardon, I beg your pardon. 2 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:36,050 Good evening. 3 00:03:41,815 --> 00:03:44,166 - Good evening. - Good evening Mr. Hardwick. 4 00:03:49,119 --> 00:03:52,505 - Has Mr. Jerry Travers come in yet? - Yes sir. 5 00:03:52,535 --> 00:03:56,128 He's been waiting for you the entire evening sir. 6 00:03:56,158 --> 00:04:00,048 The entire evening? Oh dear, dear. Thanks. 7 00:04:00,537 --> 00:04:04,579 Begging your pardon sir, but is that the Mr. Travers... 8 00:04:04,609 --> 00:04:07,104 the well known American gentleman sir? 9 00:04:07,134 --> 00:04:12,918 It is indeed, he's come over to star in my show, his first London appearance. 10 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:16,598 - Your show Mr. Hardwick? - Well, I'm producing it. 11 00:04:16,901 --> 00:04:20,351 I don't want any of the members here to know, I want to surprise them. 12 00:04:20,352 --> 00:04:23,813 Oh, I'm sure they'll be surprised Mr. Hardwick. 13 00:04:39,789 --> 00:04:42,018 Hello Jerry, I'm sorry I kept you waiting. 14 00:04:54,885 --> 00:04:57,735 Jerry, there are a lot of things that I have to discuss... 15 00:04:57,736 --> 00:04:59,902 so I want you to come over to my hotel now. 16 00:05:20,906 --> 00:05:24,373 Jerry, I forgot to tell you. I want you to stay here for the night. 17 00:05:24,670 --> 00:05:27,072 - I'm sorry, I can't do it. - Oh, But you must, old man really. 18 00:05:27,073 --> 00:05:30,223 See, at the moment I'm having a sort of a problem with my valet. 19 00:05:30,249 --> 00:05:33,439 Oh, well then, what you want me to do, press your pants? 20 00:05:33,553 --> 00:05:37,803 Oh, no, no, you could, wouldn't know how. No, you don't understand, it's my man Bates. 21 00:05:37,804 --> 00:05:40,004 - We had a bit of a tiff. - Oh, how terrible. 22 00:05:40,034 --> 00:05:43,234 - You, you didn't come to blows or anything? - Nothing like that. 23 00:05:43,235 --> 00:05:46,914 We're not speaking to each other. We had rather a clash about taste. 24 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:48,772 You see, Bates insists... 25 00:05:48,802 --> 00:05:53,367 that a square tie is the only possible tie that can be worn with evening clothes. 26 00:05:54,114 --> 00:05:57,708 A square tie, imagine, I prefer the butterfly. 27 00:05:57,959 --> 00:06:00,749 - Well, I think Bates is right. - Bates is never right. 28 00:06:01,082 --> 00:06:04,313 - Well then, why don't you fire him? - That's a little difficult. 29 00:06:04,686 --> 00:06:08,100 I'm hoping against hope that the man will just disappear. 30 00:06:08,130 --> 00:06:10,876 Well, I hate to interfere in these little family squabbles... 31 00:06:10,877 --> 00:06:12,734 but let's hope he'll approve of me. 32 00:06:12,764 --> 00:06:14,925 But there's ever any telling with Bates. 33 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:18,649 - Well, there you are. - If you please. 34 00:06:23,093 --> 00:06:24,793 - Good evening sir. - Good evening. 35 00:06:24,794 --> 00:06:28,155 Allow us to introduce ourselves sir, we are Bates sir. 36 00:06:28,706 --> 00:06:29,706 Oh, really? 37 00:06:30,842 --> 00:06:34,584 - We are Jerry Travers. - Welcome to our menage. 38 00:06:34,961 --> 00:06:38,261 Thank you Bates, thank you. It seems that I'm to stay here tonight. 39 00:06:38,276 --> 00:06:41,632 At least that was the idea of our beloved impresario. 40 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,486 - Whose idea? - Mr. Hardwick. 41 00:06:45,024 --> 00:06:47,040 Oh, his idea. 42 00:06:51,359 --> 00:06:56,044 - Well, welcome anyhow. - Oh, thank you Bates. 43 00:06:56,074 --> 00:06:59,862 Oh, pardon sir, but may we make a personal observation? 44 00:07:00,244 --> 00:07:02,725 - Well, not too personal. - Oh, no sir. 45 00:07:03,114 --> 00:07:09,446 It's merely we feel impelled to compliment you sir, upon your excellent taste in ties. 46 00:07:16,747 --> 00:07:19,711 - They like me. - You never know. 47 00:07:19,901 --> 00:07:21,481 Where on earth did you ever find him? 48 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,547 Well, from the Salvation Army as a matter of fact. 49 00:07:23,548 --> 00:07:25,612 I sent them a pair of very old shoes. 50 00:07:25,670 --> 00:07:28,435 Oh I see, and the shoes came back and Bates was in them. 51 00:07:28,556 --> 00:07:30,806 And he's been wearing my good ones ever since. 52 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:33,596 Oh, how's Madge feeling? 53 00:07:33,626 --> 00:07:36,828 Oh, she's fine, thanks Jerry. The climate at the Lido is done her a lot of good. 54 00:07:36,829 --> 00:07:37,733 Fine, fine. 55 00:07:37,763 --> 00:07:39,898 Too bad she won't be able to be here for the opening tomorrow night. 56 00:07:39,899 --> 00:07:41,849 - Isn't it? - She's heartbroken, really. 57 00:07:41,850 --> 00:07:44,950 However, she's expecting us to fly down to Italy for a weekend. 58 00:07:45,075 --> 00:07:48,999 Fly down to Italy for a weekend? Well I can't, I haven't got any goggles. 59 00:07:49,290 --> 00:07:51,902 Oh, my word Jerry, you'll have to go, she's counting on us. 60 00:07:51,903 --> 00:07:53,971 You see, she's going to have a young friend visit her. 61 00:07:53,972 --> 00:07:58,372 I suspect there is something in the air, you know Madge and her matchmaking proclivities. 62 00:07:58,410 --> 00:08:00,910 Oh, is she expecting me for a weekend or a wedding? 63 00:08:01,389 --> 00:08:05,958 - You can't tell, you know how wives are. - No, I don't, how are they? 64 00:08:06,966 --> 00:08:09,676 Wives? Why, they always have a little scheme and... 65 00:08:10,076 --> 00:08:12,842 Look here young fellow, I think it's about time you found out for yourself. 66 00:08:12,843 --> 00:08:14,695 - Oh, you do? - I certainly do. 67 00:08:14,725 --> 00:08:18,445 No thanks Horace, in me you see a youth who is completely on the loose. 68 00:08:18,583 --> 00:08:23,426 ♪ No yens, no yearning, no strings, no connections ♪ 69 00:08:23,435 --> 00:08:30,673 ♪ No ties to my affections, I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy. ♪ 70 00:08:30,703 --> 00:08:35,519 ♪ No dates that can't be broken No words that can't be spoken... ♪ 71 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:40,417 ♪ Especially when I am feeling romancy ♪ 72 00:08:40,447 --> 00:08:45,264 ♪ Like a robin upon a tree Like a sailor goes to sea ♪ 73 00:08:45,294 --> 00:08:49,615 ♪ Like an unwritten melody I'm free, that's me ♪ 74 00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:52,660 ♪ So, bring on the big attraction ♪ 75 00:08:52,690 --> 00:08:59,333 ♪ My decks are cleared for action I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy ♪ 76 00:08:59,800 --> 00:09:04,111 ♪ No strings and no connections, no ties to my affections ♪ 77 00:09:04,141 --> 00:09:09,357 ♪ I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy ♪ 78 00:09:09,387 --> 00:09:13,845 ♪ No dates that can't be broken No words that can't be spoken ♪ 79 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:18,768 ♪ Especially when I am feeling romancy ♪ 80 00:09:18,798 --> 00:09:23,784 ♪ Like a robin upon a tree Like a sailor goes to sea ♪ 81 00:09:23,814 --> 00:09:28,262 ♪ Like an unwritten melody I'm free, that's me ♪ 82 00:09:28,292 --> 00:09:30,915 ♪ So, bring on the big attraction ♪ 83 00:09:31,108 --> 00:09:38,280 ♪ My decks are cleared for action I'm fancy free and free for anything fancy ♪ 84 00:10:52,131 --> 00:10:56,170 Hello, this is Miss Tremont, I'd like to speak to the manager immediately. 85 00:11:05,748 --> 00:11:09,805 Hello, are you there? Who? Oh, the manager, yes. 86 00:11:10,086 --> 00:11:14,008 - And I can't hear a word you're saying. - There's a young lady downstairs. 87 00:11:14,038 --> 00:11:16,925 Oh, a young lady, at this time of night? 88 00:11:17,085 --> 00:11:21,312 Oh, she can't come up here now. No, no, no, I better come down myself. 89 00:11:22,256 --> 00:11:25,856 Jerry, go right ahead, a young lady downstairs evidently wants to see me. 90 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:18,930 Hello. 91 00:12:23,189 --> 00:12:24,497 Won't you come in? 92 00:12:26,273 --> 00:12:27,873 I'm awfully glad you dropped in. 93 00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:31,374 I dropped up from the room below where I been trying to get some sleep. 94 00:12:32,468 --> 00:12:36,580 Oh, I'm sorry I, I didn't realize I was disturbing you. 95 00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:40,034 You see, every once in a while, I suddenly find myself... 96 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:42,093 dancing. 97 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:44,973 Oh, I suppose it's some kind of an affliction. 98 00:12:45,003 --> 00:12:47,243 Yes, yes, it's an affliction. 99 00:12:48,325 --> 00:12:49,766 St. Vitus' dance. 100 00:12:50,139 --> 00:12:52,399 And it only occurs at this time of night? 101 00:12:52,429 --> 00:12:55,452 Yes, really, it only occurs at this time of night. 102 00:12:56,821 --> 00:13:00,104 As a matter of fact, I really shouldn't be left alone. 103 00:13:00,398 --> 00:13:04,255 Yes, I can see that, you probably should've a couple of guards. 104 00:13:06,044 --> 00:13:09,988 - I think you very unkind to make fun of me. - Oh, I'm sorry. 105 00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:14,654 - I wish you wouldn't leave. - Why not? 106 00:13:15,715 --> 00:13:17,605 I think I feel an attack coming on. 107 00:13:20,688 --> 00:13:21,688 It is. 108 00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:27,969 - So I see. - There's only one thing stop me. 109 00:13:28,931 --> 00:13:33,416 - Oh, you must tell me what it is. - My nurses always put their arms around me. 110 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:40,696 But I'll call the house detective and tell him to put his arms around you. 111 00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:48,845 Good night. 112 00:14:14,153 --> 00:14:18,189 Oh Jerry. Oh, what you doing here? What you carrying that for? 113 00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:19,159 Who's young lady? 114 00:14:19,189 --> 00:14:22,254 What young lady? Oh, that call wasn't for me, it was for you. 115 00:14:22,284 --> 00:14:26,378 - Somebody is registered a complaint. - I know, I've just seen the complaint. 116 00:14:26,379 --> 00:14:30,117 She's lovely, she's delightful, she's charming and she wants to sleep. 117 00:14:30,147 --> 00:14:31,548 Oh, she does? 118 00:14:31,652 --> 00:14:35,255 And I'm going to help her and you're going to help me, take this. 119 00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:38,441 No, bring it in here and guard it with your life. 120 00:14:38,442 --> 00:14:40,592 - Oh, what do you going to do? - Never mind. 121 00:14:52,166 --> 00:14:53,593 Look here, what's the idea? 122 00:14:53,883 --> 00:14:56,883 - The young lady downstairs wants to sleep. - So you told me. 123 00:14:56,884 --> 00:14:59,457 Well, I appointed myself her official sandman. 124 00:15:00,829 --> 00:15:02,237 But Jerry... 125 00:16:25,033 --> 00:16:26,146 What else do you got? 126 00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:28,457 I'm sorry sir, but you cleaned out the shop. 127 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:31,867 Well, you better tell them to plant some more for tomorrow. 128 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:35,535 They are all to go to Miss Dale Tremont sir? 129 00:16:35,761 --> 00:16:36,761 That's right. 130 00:16:39,285 --> 00:16:41,274 Her room number is 304. 131 00:16:46,132 --> 00:16:48,068 Ah, what's that? 132 00:16:48,561 --> 00:16:50,961 Oh, that's for the opening of a butcher shop sir. 133 00:16:52,624 --> 00:16:55,488 - Send that up too. - But sir, a horseshoe? 134 00:16:55,662 --> 00:16:58,959 Why yes, I may want to order a peach orchard tomorrow. 135 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:01,936 What's the number of your room sir? 136 00:17:04,567 --> 00:17:07,460 Just charge it to Horace Hardwick, room 404. 137 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,461 Yes sir. 138 00:17:12,262 --> 00:17:14,862 I wonder what Mr. Beddini is going to say about this. 139 00:17:14,863 --> 00:17:15,888 Oh, what can he say? 140 00:17:16,367 --> 00:17:19,918 Well, he's been sending her flowers daily ever since they came here. 141 00:17:20,252 --> 00:17:23,509 And entre nous... 142 00:17:24,149 --> 00:17:29,862 the desk clerk is intimated that Mr. Beddini provides Miss Tremont with all the niceties. 143 00:17:30,837 --> 00:17:33,213 - Including her clothes. - Really? 144 00:17:33,933 --> 00:17:36,416 And her niceties are very nice. 145 00:17:41,837 --> 00:17:43,415 - Good morning. - Good morning. 146 00:17:43,445 --> 00:17:47,645 - I, I do hope you slept well last night. - I slept well enough, but not long enough. 147 00:17:47,646 --> 00:17:51,494 I'm sorry, I was hoping there was something I could do to square myself. 148 00:17:51,524 --> 00:17:52,972 Oh, that's quite all right. 149 00:17:53,092 --> 00:17:55,592 I thought perhaps I could drive you to the stables. 150 00:17:55,946 --> 00:17:58,946 Oh no, thank you. I have a hansom cab waiting for me outside. 151 00:17:59,029 --> 00:18:00,429 With a horse in front of it? 152 00:18:01,054 --> 00:18:05,822 Yes. You see, the stable people always use them, they feel the horse is coming back. 153 00:18:06,291 --> 00:18:07,462 Oh, where is he been? 154 00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:17,615 We're leaving tonight. Has Mr. Beddini made arrangements? 155 00:18:17,616 --> 00:18:21,216 Yes Miss Tremont, he's ordered your baggage to be picked up at 7 o'clock. 156 00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:22,316 Thank you. 157 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,646 - Driver. - Yes miss? 158 00:18:47,338 --> 00:18:49,346 Can't you go any faster than this? 159 00:18:50,191 --> 00:18:53,778 Lord love a duck miss, I can but I'm not allowed to leave the horse. 160 00:18:57,274 --> 00:18:59,692 I meant the horse, of course. 161 00:19:01,938 --> 00:19:03,038 It's like this miss... 162 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:04,702 You see, the horse is kind of tired today... 163 00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:07,203 on account of having won the Grand National Friday. 164 00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:10,164 Are you trying to tell me that this is a racehorse? 165 00:19:10,388 --> 00:19:12,888 Yes miss, and I've got his pedigree too. 166 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:16,128 As a matter of fact, his sire was Man O'War. 167 00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:19,179 Well? Who was his dam? 168 00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:23,886 - I beg your pardon miss? - I said who was his dam? 169 00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:26,677 Oh, I don't know miss, he didn't give a... 170 00:19:49,393 --> 00:19:50,393 Peekaboo. 171 00:19:50,542 --> 00:19:51,703 Stop this cab at once. 172 00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:57,155 I don't know how, I've never handled anything more complicated than a Duesenberg. 173 00:19:57,245 --> 00:20:00,523 - Take it easy Mavis. - Oh, what we going to do? 174 00:20:01,687 --> 00:20:06,284 In dealing with a girl or horse, one just lets nature take its course. 175 00:20:28,577 --> 00:20:29,751 There we are miss. 176 00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:33,382 I, I told you the horse would bring you to the right place. 177 00:20:34,406 --> 00:20:37,173 What is the strange power you have over horses? 178 00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:39,256 Horsepower. 179 00:20:41,135 --> 00:20:43,079 Don't, don't I even get any thanks? 180 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:49,571 Buy yourself a new hat. 181 00:21:42,527 --> 00:21:43,776 Cab miss? 182 00:21:45,709 --> 00:21:48,710 Cab miss, cab miss? 183 00:22:08,091 --> 00:22:09,810 May I rescue you? 184 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:14,125 No thank you, I prefer being in distress. 185 00:22:21,128 --> 00:22:24,983 Charming little spot you have here. When is the concert start? 186 00:22:26,670 --> 00:22:29,297 Just as soon as you and the rain stop. 187 00:22:30,611 --> 00:22:35,704 Oh no, please. You wouldn't like to be just a little bit more friendly, would you? 188 00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:40,785 Why should I? I don't know you from Adam. 189 00:22:42,624 --> 00:22:44,237 Maybe it's the way I'm dressed. 190 00:22:49,782 --> 00:22:54,882 - Are you afraid of thunder? - Oh no, just the noise. 191 00:22:56,588 --> 00:23:00,672 - You know what thunder is, don't you? - Of course. 192 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:05,771 It's something about the air. 193 00:23:06,532 --> 00:23:08,872 No, no... 194 00:23:09,415 --> 00:23:13,903 when a clumsy cloud from here meets a fluffy little cloud from there... 195 00:23:14,501 --> 00:23:16,626 he billows towards her... 196 00:23:16,837 --> 00:23:20,513 she scurries away and he scuds right up to her. 197 00:23:21,228 --> 00:23:24,283 She cries a little and there you have your shower. 198 00:23:25,634 --> 00:23:28,138 He comforts her, they spark. 199 00:23:28,984 --> 00:23:30,371 That's the lightning. 200 00:23:31,694 --> 00:23:35,080 They kiss, thunder. 201 00:23:40,250 --> 00:23:45,775 ♪ The weather is frightening, The thunder and lightning seem to be having their way ♪ 202 00:23:45,805 --> 00:23:50,234 ♪ But as far as I'm concerned, it's a lovely day ♪ 203 00:23:51,943 --> 00:23:57,603 ♪ The turn in the weather will keep us together so I can honestly say... ♪ 204 00:23:57,633 --> 00:24:05,541 ♪ That as far as I'm concerned, it's a lovely day and everything is Ok. ♪ 205 00:24:08,469 --> 00:24:13,715 ♪ Isn't this a lovely day to be caught in the rain? ♪ 206 00:24:16,958 --> 00:24:22,354 ♪ You were going on your way now you've got to remain ♪ 207 00:24:25,901 --> 00:24:32,480 ♪ Just as you were going, leaving me all at sea ♪ 208 00:24:34,245 --> 00:24:42,171 ♪ The clouds broke, they broke and oh. What a break for me ♪ 209 00:24:42,331 --> 00:24:47,510 ♪ I can see the sun up high Tho' we're caught in the storm ♪ 210 00:24:50,957 --> 00:24:56,908 ♪ I can see where you and I Could be cozy and warm ♪ 211 00:24:58,445 --> 00:25:03,705 ♪ Let the rain pitter patter but it really doesn't matter ♪ 212 00:25:03,735 --> 00:25:11,735 ♪ If the skies are gray long as I can be with you it's a lovely day ♪ 213 00:28:01,519 --> 00:28:03,369 Who is sending you this horse's shoe? 214 00:28:04,082 --> 00:28:08,367 How cute. Alberto, I've seen him. I've talked to him, I've danced with him. 215 00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:13,079 - Him? Who is this him? - Who? Oh, his name is Adam. 216 00:28:13,266 --> 00:28:16,697 Well, you forget this Adam, you've promised to go with me to Italy. 217 00:28:16,727 --> 00:28:18,877 Your friend Madge Hardwick is awaiting you. 218 00:28:18,878 --> 00:28:23,932 And there, there you will dazzle the eyes in clothes designed by Alberto Beddini. 219 00:28:23,962 --> 00:28:26,962 Alberto, I hope you don't mind but I'm not going to the Lido. 220 00:28:26,963 --> 00:28:28,657 Madre Mia, what you said? 221 00:28:28,687 --> 00:28:31,059 My dear, listen to me, we've made agreement. 222 00:28:31,089 --> 00:28:35,039 Beddini designs the clothes which you wear among your friends, the smart people. 223 00:28:35,053 --> 00:28:38,757 So that they ask, who is so smart as to make these smart clothes? 224 00:28:38,787 --> 00:28:42,668 And you say, who, who is so smart? Beddini. 225 00:28:42,908 --> 00:28:48,421 - Forget this Adam, Beddini demands it. - Oh, Beddini does, does he? 226 00:28:48,775 --> 00:28:52,475 Alberto, up to the present, our relationship is been purely a business one. 227 00:28:52,505 --> 00:28:55,155 But if you start interfering in my personal affairs... 228 00:28:55,156 --> 00:28:57,518 I'll go back to America and live on the dole. 229 00:28:57,867 --> 00:29:02,004 Oh no Dale darling, I'm so sorry, I did not mean to interfere. 230 00:29:02,338 --> 00:29:07,917 Go ahead, fall in love with this Adam, marry him, but as Mrs. Adam, what would you wear? 231 00:29:08,945 --> 00:29:09,945 Fig leaves. 232 00:29:19,262 --> 00:29:23,440 - Thank you sir. - Dale, a telegram for you. 233 00:29:24,294 --> 00:29:25,869 Read it to me please. 234 00:29:27,484 --> 00:29:30,861 Come ahead, stop. Stop being a sap, stop. 235 00:29:31,222 --> 00:29:34,225 You can even bring Alberto, stop. 236 00:29:34,666 --> 00:29:39,805 My husband is stopping at your hotel, stop. When do you start, stop. 237 00:29:40,432 --> 00:29:45,775 - Ah, I cannot understand who wrote this. - Sounds like Gertrude Stein. 238 00:29:47,066 --> 00:29:49,309 Oh, no, no, it's from Madge Hardwick. 239 00:29:49,505 --> 00:29:52,979 She says her husband is stopping at this hotel and will look you up. 240 00:29:55,058 --> 00:29:56,958 Wonder what kind of man Madge married. 241 00:29:56,959 --> 00:29:59,785 We sure have influence, let's be nice to him. 242 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:02,814 I'm afraid I'm going to be too busy being nice to somebody else. 243 00:30:02,815 --> 00:30:04,721 Oh, Dale, you can't do this. 244 00:30:04,894 --> 00:30:09,393 All my life I've promised my dresses to take them to Italy and you must be in them. 245 00:30:09,423 --> 00:30:11,769 Sorry Alberto, but I'm unpacking. 246 00:30:16,854 --> 00:30:20,058 Never again will I allow women to wear my dresses. 247 00:30:24,477 --> 00:30:29,148 ♪ Isn't this a lovely day to be caught in the rain? ♪ 248 00:30:34,664 --> 00:30:36,502 - Good evening, Miss Tremont. - Good evening. 249 00:30:36,503 --> 00:30:38,453 Mr. Beddini and I have decided to stay. 250 00:30:38,454 --> 00:30:41,404 I'm so glad Miss, then I'll cancel the order about the bags. 251 00:30:41,434 --> 00:30:45,084 Thank you. Oh, by the way, is there a Mr. Hardwick stopping at this hotel? 252 00:30:45,085 --> 00:30:50,041 Why yes Miss Tremont, Mr. Hardwick has room 404, just above you. 253 00:30:52,304 --> 00:30:54,613 - Are you sure? - Yes Miss Tramont. 254 00:30:56,765 --> 00:31:00,053 As a matter of fact, there's Mr. Hardwick now, on the mezzanine. 255 00:31:00,083 --> 00:31:02,183 The gentleman with the briefcase and cane. 256 00:31:12,556 --> 00:31:16,014 - Horace, Horace, a telegram for you. - Oh, for me? 257 00:31:16,044 --> 00:31:18,694 - From Italy. - Italy? Oh, that's probably from Madge. 258 00:31:18,923 --> 00:31:20,233 Oh, and there's a message in your room... 259 00:31:20,234 --> 00:31:22,283 to call the box office, some trouble about things or something. 260 00:31:22,284 --> 00:31:23,808 - Yes I, trouble? - Yeah. 261 00:31:23,838 --> 00:31:26,838 With the tickets? Oh, my word Jerry. Why, they wouldn't dare. 262 00:31:26,868 --> 00:31:30,918 Will you hold those things for me please? Get a taxi and I'll meet you downstairs. 263 00:31:30,919 --> 00:31:31,919 All right. 264 00:31:47,872 --> 00:31:49,005 Cab Miss? 265 00:31:50,011 --> 00:31:53,598 When a clumsy cloud meets a fluffy little cloud. 266 00:32:02,207 --> 00:32:06,692 We're only trying to investigate matters miss, we must protect our guests. 267 00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:11,260 Well, she does not need your protection. I am too much protection enough. 268 00:32:11,829 --> 00:32:15,732 There's nothing to investigate. Nothing matters, nothing happened. 269 00:32:15,878 --> 00:32:17,978 Will you please ask these gentlemen to go? 270 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:20,352 You mean to sit there and tell me that girl... 271 00:32:20,353 --> 00:32:22,898 slapped your face in front of all those people for nothing? 272 00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,749 What would you've done, sold tickets? 273 00:32:24,995 --> 00:32:27,645 I mean you did nothing, and yet she slapped your face? 274 00:32:27,646 --> 00:32:30,870 - Now you getting it. - Oh, I wish you'd be serious about this. 275 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:33,767 One breath of scandal at this time will ruin our show. 276 00:32:33,797 --> 00:32:36,147 Why, I'd rather had it happen to me than to you. 277 00:32:36,183 --> 00:32:40,238 - Oh of course, you enjoy that sort of thing. - I do, immensely. Don't be absurd. 278 00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:43,455 I hate men, I hate you, I hate all men. 279 00:32:44,456 --> 00:32:50,075 Oh Cara Mia, you make a big mistake. I am no man, I am Beddini. 280 00:32:52,250 --> 00:32:55,550 How could he have made love to me when he was married all the time? 281 00:32:55,551 --> 00:32:57,593 And to Madge of all people. 282 00:32:58,447 --> 00:33:02,795 So, this snake in the grass, this Adam already he has eaten the apple? 283 00:33:03,142 --> 00:33:04,142 Yes. 284 00:33:07,441 --> 00:33:11,819 - I will kill him for you. - Have you finished packing? 285 00:33:12,738 --> 00:33:14,700 Oh, but you do not understand. 286 00:33:16,353 --> 00:33:20,457 - Are we leaving or aren't we? - No, no, you can not go back to America. 287 00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:23,458 - We must go to the Lido. - But I can't face his wife. 288 00:33:23,488 --> 00:33:27,301 And why not? Women are facing wives every day. 289 00:33:27,492 --> 00:33:30,542 And after all, you can't avoid seeing Madge sometime, can you? 290 00:33:31,908 --> 00:33:32,908 I guess not. 291 00:33:33,123 --> 00:33:36,367 Very well then, why not face the musicians now? 292 00:33:38,289 --> 00:33:40,529 All right, maybe she ought to know. 293 00:33:42,534 --> 00:33:45,034 You're sure you didn't forget yourself in the park? 294 00:33:45,035 --> 00:33:48,396 Positive. If I ever forgot myself with that girl I'd remember it. 295 00:33:53,803 --> 00:33:56,807 - We're the management. - Oh, are we, are you? 296 00:33:58,168 --> 00:34:01,047 Oh dear, some more of these plural personalities. 297 00:34:03,887 --> 00:34:04,969 Just a moment. 298 00:34:05,649 --> 00:34:08,749 Jerry, get into my bedroom quick, no one must know you're here. 299 00:34:08,894 --> 00:34:12,894 If they ever suspect that you're in this, it'll be in every newspaper in an hour. 300 00:34:15,941 --> 00:34:19,638 Well, well, well gentlemen, this is a pleasant surprise. 301 00:34:19,668 --> 00:34:22,948 A small matter of great import is come to our attention sir. 302 00:34:23,095 --> 00:34:26,845 I am up here in your interest and to protect the hotel. 303 00:34:26,875 --> 00:34:30,049 - We wish to avoid any scandal. - Scandal? 304 00:34:30,249 --> 00:34:32,758 Yes, in connection with a certain slap in the face. 305 00:34:32,788 --> 00:34:36,288 The young lady refuses to divulge why she slapped you. 306 00:34:36,462 --> 00:34:39,132 Oh well, she didn't slap my face. 307 00:34:40,894 --> 00:34:43,057 - Who did she slap? - Why, it was... 308 00:34:43,204 --> 00:34:44,938 Who? OH, who? Who? 309 00:34:44,968 --> 00:34:47,542 Well, it was he, my valet. 310 00:34:48,276 --> 00:34:49,437 Me sir? 311 00:34:50,451 --> 00:34:53,614 Why, of course. Don't argue with me, how it happen? 312 00:34:55,818 --> 00:35:00,529 Oh, possibly we had been a little imprudent sir. 313 00:35:00,944 --> 00:35:03,426 Of course you see, we had been a little imprudent. 314 00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:08,152 - But you said it wasn't you. - Oh, no. Not Mr. Hardwick. 315 00:35:08,939 --> 00:35:13,077 Gentlemen, we take all the blame myself. 316 00:35:13,584 --> 00:35:17,294 And there we are, there you are. You see, was, was just a mistake. 317 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:19,390 I'll take him to task personally. 318 00:35:19,991 --> 00:35:20,991 - Thank you sir. - Not at all. 319 00:35:20,992 --> 00:35:22,292 - Good night. - Not at all. 320 00:35:22,293 --> 00:35:23,593 - Good night. - Good night. 321 00:35:27,982 --> 00:35:29,419 Bates, thank you. 322 00:35:31,128 --> 00:35:33,861 You know really, you are an invaluable assistant. 323 00:35:34,825 --> 00:35:36,752 Thank you sir, allow us. 324 00:35:37,879 --> 00:35:38,928 Thank you Bates. 325 00:35:39,786 --> 00:35:42,411 - Your coat, sir. - Really? Oh? 326 00:35:43,126 --> 00:35:46,826 My, this is like old times, isn't it? Your helping me with my coat, I mean. 327 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,181 It's a pleasure we have missed sir. 328 00:35:49,352 --> 00:35:51,338 - Thank you Bates. - Thank you sir. 329 00:35:52,791 --> 00:35:57,364 - How is our lumbago this evening sir? - It's so much better Bates, thank you. 330 00:35:57,394 --> 00:35:58,889 Thank you sir. 331 00:36:00,373 --> 00:36:02,327 - Bates. - Yes sir? 332 00:36:04,869 --> 00:36:08,211 There's a crisis afoot. Couldn't we bury the hatchet? 333 00:36:08,489 --> 00:36:10,967 I mean, couldn't we forget all about the ties? 334 00:36:12,504 --> 00:36:15,483 Sic transit Gloria mundi sir. 335 00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,823 - Bates. - Yes sir. 336 00:36:18,592 --> 00:36:23,685 Mr. Travers is in trouble, he has practically put his foot right into a hornet's nest. 337 00:36:24,678 --> 00:36:27,999 But, hornets' nests grow on trees sir. 338 00:36:28,384 --> 00:36:31,107 Never mind that. We have got to do something. 339 00:36:31,290 --> 00:36:33,649 What about rubbing it with butter sir? 340 00:36:34,451 --> 00:36:37,366 You blasted fool, you can't rub a girl with butter. 341 00:36:37,718 --> 00:36:41,274 My sister got into a hornets' nest and we rubbed her with butter sir. 342 00:36:41,818 --> 00:36:45,545 That's the wrong treatment, you should've used mud, never mind that. 343 00:36:46,357 --> 00:36:50,707 Mr. Travers is in trouble, it's liable to develop into a scandal that involve all of us. 344 00:36:51,685 --> 00:36:55,914 - There's a young lady in the room below us. - Oh, I've seen her sir. 345 00:36:55,944 --> 00:36:58,194 I want you to find out all you can about her. 346 00:36:58,195 --> 00:37:01,297 Follow her wherever she goes, never take your eyes off her. 347 00:37:01,435 --> 00:37:02,909 - Never sir? - Never. 348 00:37:03,325 --> 00:37:06,977 - Whither she goes... - Thither I, sir. 349 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:11,890 Right you are sir, whither or thither. 350 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:19,420 What happened? 351 00:37:19,421 --> 00:37:21,071 Well, it's all right, I fixed it. 352 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:24,409 But oh my, things are getting involved, this is a deep laid plot. 353 00:37:24,641 --> 00:37:27,152 Nonsense, why should this girl want to involve me? 354 00:37:27,182 --> 00:37:30,509 Why? Why for money of course. Publicity, anything to create a scandal. 355 00:37:30,510 --> 00:37:32,960 But don't worry, I'm going to see her and I'm going to buy her off. 356 00:37:32,961 --> 00:37:35,217 Oh no, you're not, if anyone is going to buy her anything, I am going to do it. 357 00:37:35,218 --> 00:37:39,048 No, no, no. No, no. No you stay right here, I'll clear this all up myself. 358 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:41,372 It's probably some little thing you did, you see? 359 00:37:41,373 --> 00:37:44,523 Carried away for the moment, that offended her sense of decorum. 360 00:37:44,524 --> 00:37:48,403 Well, if I did, I'm going right down and do it again. Goodbye, old boy. 361 00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:58,012 Come along, Cara Mia. 362 00:38:04,247 --> 00:38:06,023 - Get me a taxi, quickly. - Taxi. 363 00:38:08,732 --> 00:38:09,781 Follow that cab. 364 00:38:11,428 --> 00:38:12,589 Come in. 365 00:38:17,257 --> 00:38:20,236 - Where's the young lady that has this room? - She gone sir. 366 00:38:20,353 --> 00:38:21,795 - Gone? - Yes sir. 367 00:38:24,522 --> 00:38:26,651 You don't mind if I get on with me work? 368 00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:29,331 Got to get these flowers out in the morning's rubbish. 369 00:38:29,332 --> 00:38:31,906 That's all right, go ahead, go right ahead. 370 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:51,192 Jerry, do you realize we have less than an hour before the show open? 371 00:38:51,193 --> 00:38:52,943 We got to get out of here, come on. 372 00:39:17,626 --> 00:39:20,242 Women do strange things sometimes, don't they George? 373 00:39:20,272 --> 00:39:21,272 Yes, sir. 374 00:39:24,404 --> 00:39:26,654 - That first act was simply marvelous. - Good. 375 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,921 Everybody is crazy about it, the critics are raving. 376 00:39:28,922 --> 00:39:30,408 And I've got some more good news for you. 377 00:39:30,409 --> 00:39:33,209 - Did you find out were she's gone? - She? Oh, that girl. 378 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:36,760 Oh, no, no, but Jerry please, the entire Thackeray Club is out in front. 379 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,674 You don't suppose my dancing has disturbed them? 380 00:39:40,033 --> 00:39:43,679 Oh, I don't think so, they didn't say. Of course not, it's perfectly all right here. 381 00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:46,015 - Second act beginning Mr. Travers. - Alright, thanks. I'll be there. 382 00:39:46,016 --> 00:39:48,775 Oh, oh, rally, the second act Jerry, a lot of telegrams for you. 383 00:39:48,776 --> 00:39:50,618 And I'll be right back as soon as the act is over now. 384 00:39:50,619 --> 00:39:53,234 Oh my word, I never read my own telegram from Madge. 385 00:39:53,655 --> 00:39:55,094 Isn't it too bad she isn't here tonight? 386 00:39:55,095 --> 00:39:57,265 The biggest night in my life and she isn't here to see it. 387 00:39:57,266 --> 00:40:00,166 - What she say? - All kinds of good wishes for our success. 388 00:40:00,327 --> 00:40:03,803 Sorry that we can't fly down to Italy after the performance to meet her little friend. 389 00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:07,654 Says her little friend is in London, staying at my hotel, her name is Tremont. 390 00:40:07,655 --> 00:40:09,700 Tremont? Wait a minute. Let me see that. 391 00:40:10,614 --> 00:40:14,764 Horace, hire a plane right away, we're leaving for Italy first thing in the morning. 392 00:40:14,765 --> 00:40:15,732 One minute Mr. Travers. 393 00:40:15,733 --> 00:40:18,426 But you can't do that, the seats were sold out for months in advance. 394 00:40:18,427 --> 00:40:19,331 How long does it take to fly there? 395 00:40:19,332 --> 00:40:22,111 It takes 7 hours and you got to be back Monday night for the performance. 396 00:40:22,112 --> 00:40:25,172 Listen, we charter a plane for the weekend, we'll be back in time. 397 00:40:25,173 --> 00:40:28,073 - You're on Mr. Travers. - I'll not jeopardize my position. 398 00:40:28,074 --> 00:40:30,874 If you want this show run two nights, get me a plane now. 399 00:40:30,875 --> 00:40:33,720 - What kind of a plane? - One with wings. 400 00:40:52,537 --> 00:40:56,675 ♪ I just got an invitation through the mail ♪ 401 00:40:57,671 --> 00:41:02,405 ♪ Your presence requested this evening, it's formal, top hat, white tie and tails. ♪ 402 00:41:02,822 --> 00:41:07,496 ♪ Nothing now could take the wind out of my sails. ♪ 403 00:41:07,871 --> 00:41:12,689 ♪ Because I'm invited to step out this evening with top hat & white tie and tails ♪ 404 00:41:12,690 --> 00:41:16,820 ♪ Oh, I'm putting on my top hat ♪ 405 00:41:17,596 --> 00:41:22,788 ♪ Tying up my white tie, Brushing off my tails. ♪ 406 00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:29,815 ♪ I'm duding up my shirt front, Putting in the shirt studs, ♪ 407 00:41:30,397 --> 00:41:32,654 ♪ Polishing my nails, ♪ 408 00:41:32,684 --> 00:41:38,076 ♪ I'm stepping out, my dear to breathe an atmosphere that simply reeks with class ♪ 409 00:41:40,078 --> 00:41:45,054 ♪ And I trust that you'll excuse my dust when I step on the gas ♪ 410 00:41:45,481 --> 00:41:50,124 ♪ For I'll be there, putting down my top hat ♪ 411 00:41:50,970 --> 00:41:54,980 ♪ Mussing up my white tie, dancing in my tails ♪ 412 00:45:59,299 --> 00:46:01,999 I'll go look for Madge and see you later for cocktails. 413 00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:03,764 Bene, Cara Mia. 414 00:46:27,146 --> 00:46:30,163 - Dale, when did you get down? - Just now. 415 00:46:30,193 --> 00:46:33,336 Good, have something to drink, garcon... 416 00:46:38,772 --> 00:46:40,080 Horse's neck. 417 00:46:43,083 --> 00:46:45,773 - It's grand seeing you. - And it's grand seeing you. 418 00:46:45,803 --> 00:46:47,803 Now tell me, did my husband look you up? 419 00:46:49,718 --> 00:46:51,830 - Yes. - Well, how did he impress you? 420 00:46:54,026 --> 00:46:56,256 Oh, I think he's very fascinating. 421 00:46:57,110 --> 00:47:01,664 Fascinating? You know, every once in a while the effect Horace has on people surprises me. 422 00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:05,243 He sort of surprised me too. 423 00:47:05,799 --> 00:47:08,755 Well, I'm glad you liked him, he will be here today. 424 00:47:09,916 --> 00:47:11,343 Oh no, he can't... 425 00:47:13,444 --> 00:47:15,494 What's the matter? Did he flirt with you? 426 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,262 He sent me a room full of flowers. 427 00:47:20,378 --> 00:47:21,778 Well, that was sweet of him. 428 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:26,156 But Madge, you don't understand, he... 429 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:29,650 He chased me in the park. 430 00:47:30,350 --> 00:47:34,140 Really? I didn't know Horace was capable of that much activity. 431 00:47:34,459 --> 00:47:35,561 Did he catch you? 432 00:47:37,943 --> 00:47:40,498 - Yes. - Good for Horace. 433 00:47:42,192 --> 00:47:43,861 Why Madge, you shock me. 434 00:47:44,007 --> 00:47:48,007 Oh, Horace flirts with every attractive girl he meets, he doesn't mean anything.. 435 00:47:52,817 --> 00:47:54,632 Well, that's a funny way to take it. 436 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:59,056 My dear, when you are as old as I am, you'll take your men as you find them... 437 00:47:59,190 --> 00:48:01,213 if you can find them. 438 00:48:14,507 --> 00:48:15,707 And another thing Jerry. 439 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:19,908 The gossip at the hotel was that this man Beddini, was supplying her with everything. 440 00:48:19,909 --> 00:48:23,891 - Money, clothes, flowers. - No Horace, you provided the flowers. 441 00:48:23,921 --> 00:48:27,521 I? I never did anything, I didn't even know her. Oh, don't be ridiculous. 442 00:48:27,749 --> 00:48:30,661 But anyway, as soon as we land, I'm going to see Madge and I am going to find out... 443 00:48:30,662 --> 00:48:33,322 from her just who and what this Tremont person is. 444 00:48:33,931 --> 00:48:35,735 I only want to find out where. 445 00:48:36,349 --> 00:48:37,698 Now, Jerry, I warn you 446 00:48:37,847 --> 00:48:41,397 you don't realize the trouble that a designing woman can make for a man. 447 00:48:41,398 --> 00:48:44,896 Now, I know all about these things. I wouldn't tell this to anybody. 448 00:48:47,868 --> 00:48:50,411 I am the victim of a designing woman myself. 449 00:48:51,221 --> 00:48:54,071 - Surely you don't mean Madge? - Why, certainly, who else? 450 00:48:54,072 --> 00:48:57,323 Oh no, not Madge, no. She doesn't know anything about it either. 451 00:48:57,839 --> 00:49:01,848 Her name is Violet. She's what the French call a passade. 452 00:49:02,430 --> 00:49:06,008 Oh, I see. Little ships that pass in the night. 453 00:49:06,326 --> 00:49:09,299 Ships, eh? Oh yes, yes, exactly. 454 00:49:09,733 --> 00:49:11,949 I met her at the birdhouse in the zoo. 455 00:49:12,104 --> 00:49:15,704 She was a very pretty little thing and she seemed to be quite frightened. 456 00:49:16,082 --> 00:49:18,196 - Of the birds? - Yes, yes, you see... 457 00:49:18,226 --> 00:49:22,726 she'd led a very sheltered life, it was the storks in particular that worried her. 458 00:49:23,620 --> 00:49:28,132 Well, I took her to a cinema and we had dinner and then I took her to another cinema. 459 00:49:28,692 --> 00:49:31,508 Then I fear I forgot myself and let her kiss me. 460 00:49:49,306 --> 00:49:51,297 That must be his plane now, come on. 461 00:49:53,270 --> 00:49:54,560 No, I'd rather not. 462 00:49:55,255 --> 00:49:57,655 Oh come on, if I were you I wouldn't miss this... 463 00:49:57,656 --> 00:50:00,856 opportunity of seeing the early worm get the bird. 464 00:50:07,628 --> 00:50:11,694 You know Dale, I haven't told you the real reason I asked you down here. 465 00:50:12,695 --> 00:50:14,391 - Haven't you? - No. 466 00:50:14,809 --> 00:50:19,059 You know, I feel I've known you long enough to have the right to talk to you this way. 467 00:50:19,172 --> 00:50:22,786 In spite of the fact that all men are males. 468 00:50:22,938 --> 00:50:28,157 There is no feeling so secure as having a good, reliable husband. I know. 469 00:50:48,047 --> 00:50:50,497 - Jerry. - Hello, Madge, I'll see you in a minute. 470 00:50:55,145 --> 00:50:56,435 Where Miss Tremont go? 471 00:50:56,803 --> 00:50:59,699 - Dale didn't tell me she'd met you. - Oh yes, we've met. 472 00:50:59,729 --> 00:51:02,479 Fine, I've arranged a little dinner party for all of us. 473 00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:03,558 Let's eat now. 474 00:51:03,931 --> 00:51:06,881 Leave the child alone, she's a little upset about something. 475 00:51:06,882 --> 00:51:09,803 - Oh, really? - Yes. Tell me, how did Dale strike you? 476 00:51:11,179 --> 00:51:13,392 - Right between the eyes. - Good. 477 00:51:14,157 --> 00:51:17,414 - Oh, where's Horace? - I left him struggling with the baggage. 478 00:51:17,911 --> 00:51:19,485 The hotel is crowded and you and Horace... 479 00:51:19,486 --> 00:51:22,149 are going to have to bunk together tonight, Dale is with me. 480 00:51:22,150 --> 00:51:24,750 - Did you get that room for my husband? - Si signora. 481 00:51:24,751 --> 00:51:29,101 But I am so sorry because of the carnival, the only thing available is the bridal suite. 482 00:51:29,102 --> 00:51:33,245 - The bridal suite. - How romantic. Thank you. 483 00:51:35,512 --> 00:51:40,384 - Signor, you are Horace Hardwick? - Oh, thank you, I am. How do you do? 484 00:51:41,025 --> 00:51:46,338 - I am very displeased to meet you. - Really? Well, what do you mean, displeased? 485 00:51:46,511 --> 00:51:47,912 Signor, I warn you... 486 00:51:48,099 --> 00:51:51,556 for men of your kind, this is not a healthy place. 487 00:51:51,586 --> 00:51:54,836 Oh, my dear fellow, this is one of the healthiest spots in Europe. 488 00:51:54,837 --> 00:51:56,487 The air, the breeze, the flowers. 489 00:51:56,869 --> 00:52:00,593 Ah, so it is funny tricks you're being, I warn you... 490 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:06,102 never let your path criss cross mine again or the heart... 491 00:52:19,353 --> 00:52:24,432 - Horace. - How do you do? Madge, darling. 492 00:52:24,872 --> 00:52:28,090 My, my, my. Your passion frightens me. 493 00:52:28,357 --> 00:52:32,121 - Been practicing? - Yes, yes, well, scarcely, no. 494 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,633 Madge, what do you think is happened to me? 495 00:52:35,124 --> 00:52:38,848 - I know, you got your first long trousers. - Madge please. 496 00:52:38,959 --> 00:52:42,418 There's something down here that I have to investigate and Jerry thinks that... 497 00:52:42,419 --> 00:52:44,469 Well, maybe I better tell it anonymously. 498 00:52:44,620 --> 00:52:48,020 You know, it sounds as if you were about to confess something Horace. 499 00:52:48,021 --> 00:52:50,625 Oh, does it? But what would I have to confess? 500 00:52:50,728 --> 00:52:53,528 You really want to tell me about Dale Tremont, don't you? 501 00:52:53,529 --> 00:52:56,067 Yes, yes, but then again, no. 502 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,402 You see, as a matter of fact, I haven't even met her yet. 503 00:52:58,403 --> 00:53:00,338 - Oh, you haven't met her? - No. 504 00:53:00,964 --> 00:53:03,464 Well, if that's your story Horace, you stick to it. 505 00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:06,120 I, I suppose you weren't in the park either. 506 00:53:06,287 --> 00:53:09,037 In the park, my dear girl, it happened in the zoo. What? 507 00:53:09,038 --> 00:53:12,432 Oh, the zoo, yes. The zoo was in the park, how you know I was there? 508 00:53:12,620 --> 00:53:16,071 - Oh, a little bird told me. - The stork? 509 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:20,140 Oh Madge, I think after the trip I'd better clean up a bit. 510 00:53:20,141 --> 00:53:22,641 - Of course, I understand just how you feel. - Yes. 511 00:53:39,815 --> 00:53:41,519 - Jerry? - What's the matter? 512 00:53:42,142 --> 00:53:45,495 - It's Madge, has she been chasing you? - No, no. 513 00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:52,538 Jerry, I think she's found out about Violet and I just had my life threatened. 514 00:53:53,845 --> 00:53:55,323 But what did he say? 515 00:53:55,596 --> 00:53:58,996 He just lied in a straightforward manner and said he'd never met you. 516 00:54:01,243 --> 00:54:04,601 - Oh, he did, did he? - I told you he forget all about you. 517 00:54:08,325 --> 00:54:11,425 Well, I'll make him remember me in a manner he'll never forget. 518 00:54:13,946 --> 00:54:16,846 Is Horace been away from you lately for any length of time? 519 00:54:16,847 --> 00:54:19,097 Well, he was alone on the Continent last year. 520 00:54:22,096 --> 00:54:24,446 Connect me with Mr. Hardwick's apartment please. 521 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:27,412 Madge, have you any objections if I... 522 00:54:27,442 --> 00:54:30,442 scare your husband so that he'll never look at another woman? 523 00:54:30,443 --> 00:54:33,139 Dale, no husband is ever too scared to look. 524 00:54:34,679 --> 00:54:35,679 Hello. 525 00:54:37,328 --> 00:54:41,205 Oh hello, where are you? 526 00:54:41,505 --> 00:54:45,657 Oh, so you do remember me? He remembers me all right. 527 00:54:47,365 --> 00:54:51,260 - Are you alone? - Completely and desolately. 528 00:54:51,645 --> 00:54:53,528 Fine, I'll be right up. 529 00:55:04,426 --> 00:55:05,787 Horace, she's coming up. 530 00:55:06,493 --> 00:55:09,493 She's coming up here? Oh, she can't do that, it isn't proper. 531 00:55:09,494 --> 00:55:12,046 - She wants to see me alone. - Alone? Jerry... 532 00:55:12,438 --> 00:55:14,838 What did I tell you? She wants to compromise you. 533 00:55:14,839 --> 00:55:18,839 Oh, rack your brains please. Couldn't you've met that girl someplace else before? 534 00:55:19,006 --> 00:55:21,647 Well, I could've met her in Moscow. 535 00:55:21,911 --> 00:55:26,076 - Ah, in Moscow. Well, you see? - But I've never been to Moscow. 536 00:55:28,268 --> 00:55:30,218 Well, couldn't you've met her in Paris? 537 00:55:30,219 --> 00:55:32,569 The last time I was in Paris I was 10 years old. 538 00:55:32,650 --> 00:55:36,379 Jerry, I don't think it's safe for you to see that girl alone. 539 00:55:36,956 --> 00:55:40,756 Well, I don't think it would be quite proper for you to receive her that way. 540 00:55:54,409 --> 00:55:55,526 Hello. 541 00:55:56,113 --> 00:55:59,263 I know you'll think this is a little unconventional of me but... 542 00:55:59,830 --> 00:56:02,968 I just couldn't wait to see you, alone. 543 00:56:09,957 --> 00:56:13,274 I, I'm awfully glad you came up. 544 00:56:14,683 --> 00:56:16,338 Oh, my darling. 545 00:56:19,168 --> 00:56:24,998 - Hello, how you've been? - I've been missing you terribly. 546 00:56:25,863 --> 00:56:29,163 Oh, I came down on the fastest plane I could get. 547 00:56:29,654 --> 00:56:32,740 Oh no, I meant before yesterday. 548 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:38,175 - Before yesterday? - Oh yes, of course. 549 00:56:39,574 --> 00:56:40,919 Don't you remember? 550 00:56:42,168 --> 00:56:44,827 Well, well, should I? 551 00:56:46,429 --> 00:56:48,158 Have you forgotten what we've... 552 00:56:49,344 --> 00:56:51,832 - been to each other? - No. 553 00:56:53,135 --> 00:56:55,954 Well, what we've been to each other? 554 00:56:57,866 --> 00:57:01,610 Oh, I knew yesterday in the park, when I was dancing in your arms... 555 00:57:01,931 --> 00:57:07,024 - you remembered who I was. - Of course, who are you? 556 00:57:09,331 --> 00:57:11,915 Then, you still don't remember? 557 00:57:14,713 --> 00:57:17,799 Well, I can try to remember something. 558 00:57:19,636 --> 00:57:22,209 How could you forget that funny little house... 559 00:57:23,469 --> 00:57:25,541 and the suspicious concierge... 560 00:57:27,485 --> 00:57:29,151 and that quaint little room? 561 00:57:31,351 --> 00:57:34,501 Oh, we used to have tea and muffins in front of the fireplace... 562 00:57:34,758 --> 00:57:37,524 watching the shadows leaping on the ceiling. 563 00:57:38,613 --> 00:57:42,586 And those long walks down that twisty cobblestone street to the river. 564 00:57:44,658 --> 00:57:47,691 Oh, Paris is heavenly in the spring. 565 00:57:54,883 --> 00:57:57,924 Oh, so that's where we met. 566 00:57:59,104 --> 00:58:00,462 Yes, last year. 567 00:58:03,114 --> 00:58:04,114 In Paris? 568 00:58:09,082 --> 00:58:10,799 Why, of course. 569 00:58:13,524 --> 00:58:17,016 - It's all coming back to me now. - Is it? 570 00:58:17,892 --> 00:58:20,392 Yes, but you weren't calling yourself Dale Tremont. 571 00:58:21,972 --> 00:58:23,958 - Wasn't I? - No, it was... 572 00:58:26,987 --> 00:58:30,729 Madeline, that was it. I called you Mad for short. 573 00:58:32,532 --> 00:58:34,682 You've put on a little weight, haven't you? 574 00:58:38,161 --> 00:58:42,971 Remember that night on the Left Bank, you had on that little blue dress I bought for you? 575 00:58:45,722 --> 00:58:48,478 And to think that I almost forgot you... 576 00:58:51,659 --> 00:58:52,659 Tell me something. 577 00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:59,400 Do you still have that awful weakness for diamond bracelets? 578 00:59:02,669 --> 00:59:04,164 I suppose I do. 579 00:59:05,701 --> 00:59:07,701 Well, make yourself comfortable darling. 580 00:59:07,987 --> 00:59:12,137 I'll order some cocktails, a little later on we'll have supper up here, just we two. 581 00:59:12,355 --> 00:59:14,991 It'll be like old times, won't it? 582 00:59:16,759 --> 00:59:18,496 I, I think I'd better be going. 583 00:59:19,147 --> 00:59:20,887 I'll let you go on one condition. 584 00:59:21,336 --> 00:59:23,386 Promise me, now that I found you again... 585 00:59:23,824 --> 00:59:27,433 we can be to each other what we were in Paris. 586 00:59:39,250 --> 00:59:41,687 There, you see? I was right. 587 00:59:41,717 --> 00:59:45,817 Of all the scheming, brazen creatures, trying to pretend that she met you in Paris. 588 00:59:45,818 --> 00:59:48,233 Do you realize that she's deliberately trying to trap you? 589 00:59:48,234 --> 00:59:50,684 - Now, what you going to do about it? - Marry her. 590 00:59:50,821 --> 00:59:54,671 - Jerry, this is no time for you to be funny. - All right, then, you be funny. 591 00:59:54,672 --> 00:59:56,416 I'm going down and ask her to marry me right now. 592 00:59:56,417 --> 00:59:57,767 Oh, Jerry please, wait. 593 00:59:57,918 --> 01:00:00,868 Now, not now, before you make a complete fool of yourself... 594 01:00:00,869 --> 01:00:04,919 promise me that you won't ask her until I find out from Madge more about her past. 595 01:00:04,994 --> 01:00:08,944 All right, you find out all about her past and I'll go down and plan her future. 596 01:00:08,945 --> 01:00:12,856 - Remember, that's a promise. - All right, it's a promise. 597 01:00:20,771 --> 01:00:23,248 What happened? Did you scare him? 598 01:00:24,248 --> 01:00:27,545 No, he scared me. 599 01:00:29,281 --> 01:00:30,981 What did he do, make faces at you? 600 01:00:32,271 --> 01:00:33,316 You know... 601 01:00:33,792 --> 01:00:38,142 sometimes I get up in the morning and I take a good look at him and he frightens me too. 602 01:00:38,291 --> 01:00:41,681 He mistook me for someone called Madeline he'd met in Paris. 603 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:43,722 Oh, really? 604 01:00:44,191 --> 01:00:47,074 Madge, you think you ought let him go away from you alone? 605 01:00:47,701 --> 01:00:51,251 I don't believe he was nearly so innocent in Paris as you seem to think. 606 01:00:51,252 --> 01:00:54,469 Darling, you interest me. I must send him to China next year. 607 01:00:54,642 --> 01:00:58,942 But Madge, you don't seem to understand. I'm trying to tell you that I'm afraid that... 608 01:01:00,394 --> 01:01:02,344 that we're carrying this thing too far. 609 01:01:05,416 --> 01:01:06,735 You know... 610 01:01:07,287 --> 01:01:10,533 I wonder if you've seen something in Horace that I've never seen. 611 01:01:51,117 --> 01:01:53,174 I wonder what's keeping Horace. 612 01:01:59,247 --> 01:02:00,247 What's the matter? 613 01:02:01,751 --> 01:02:03,751 I'm afraid I'm going to have a headache. 614 01:02:03,752 --> 01:02:06,852 Oh, don't go, this is a meeting I've been planning a long time. 615 01:02:11,449 --> 01:02:12,518 Good evening. 616 01:02:13,907 --> 01:02:15,957 It's nice to see you again, Miss Tremont. 617 01:02:18,582 --> 01:02:22,323 You robbed me of the pleasure of introducing you two, you've already met. 618 01:02:23,565 --> 01:02:26,344 Oh yes, we've met, last spring. 619 01:02:28,852 --> 01:02:30,908 But I hope you see a lot of each other. 620 01:02:32,357 --> 01:02:34,757 You know, Madge is the most understanding person. 621 01:02:34,758 --> 01:02:38,058 She seems to know instinctively the kind of girl that interests me. 622 01:02:39,904 --> 01:02:43,554 - I don't know what I'd do without her. - Oh, that's sweet of you darling. 623 01:02:43,555 --> 01:02:46,805 But you two run along and dance and don't give me another thought. 624 01:02:49,328 --> 01:02:50,672 It's what I'm afraid of. 625 01:02:58,044 --> 01:03:03,244 - I think Madge is a very brave person. - Yes, I've a tremendous admiration for her. 626 01:03:18,735 --> 01:03:21,035 Well, if Madge doesn't care, I certainly don't. 627 01:03:21,491 --> 01:03:24,456 Neither do I, all I know is that it's... 628 01:03:25,021 --> 01:03:29,426 ♪ Heaven, I'm in Heaven ♪ 629 01:03:30,441 --> 01:03:36,528 ♪ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak ♪ 630 01:03:36,794 --> 01:03:43,242 ♪ And I seem to find the happiness I seek ♪ 631 01:03:43,272 --> 01:03:49,782 ♪ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 632 01:03:50,316 --> 01:03:54,641 ♪ Heaven, I'm in Heaven ♪ 633 01:03:55,497 --> 01:04:02,182 ♪ And the cares that hang around me through the week ♪ 634 01:04:02,212 --> 01:04:08,490 ♪ Seem to vanish like a gambler's lucky streak ♪ 635 01:04:08,520 --> 01:04:15,102 ♪ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 636 01:04:15,132 --> 01:04:20,898 ♪ Oh, I love to climb a mountain and to reach the highest peak ♪ 637 01:04:21,231 --> 01:04:27,801 ♪ But it doesn't thrill me half as much as dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 638 01:04:27,831 --> 01:04:33,954 ♪ Oh, I love to go out fishing In a river or a creek ♪ 639 01:04:34,272 --> 01:04:40,399 ♪ But I don't enjoy it half as much as dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 640 01:04:40,815 --> 01:04:46,429 ♪ Dance with me I want my arm about you ♪ 641 01:04:46,697 --> 01:04:54,435 ♪ The charm about you Will carry me through to ♪ 642 01:04:54,605 --> 01:04:59,065 ♪ Heaven, I'm in Heaven ♪ 643 01:04:59,649 --> 01:05:06,386 ♪ And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak ♪ 644 01:05:06,416 --> 01:05:12,788 ♪ And I seem to find the happiness I seek ♪ 645 01:05:12,818 --> 01:05:19,191 ♪ When we're out together dancing cheek to cheek ♪ 646 01:08:48,777 --> 01:08:53,277 Oh, why don't you tell me what this is all about? You know we never met in Paris. 647 01:08:53,991 --> 01:08:58,166 I know, I'm afraid I haven't been quite fair with you. 648 01:08:59,038 --> 01:09:04,523 - You see, I know who you are. - Oh, what difference do that make? 649 01:09:05,086 --> 01:09:07,630 Oh, so that doesn't make any difference? 650 01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:11,301 No, why should? I don't know who you are and I don't care. 651 01:09:12,031 --> 01:09:13,991 Oh, that's big of you. 652 01:09:16,077 --> 01:09:17,662 Well... 653 01:09:19,206 --> 01:09:20,812 Well, what? 654 01:09:21,062 --> 01:09:25,262 Aren't you now supposed to say, we should think only of what we mean to each other... 655 01:09:25,263 --> 01:09:27,694 that we're entitled to live our own lives? 656 01:09:29,154 --> 01:09:34,702 I don't think I'd say it that way exactly, but aren't we? 657 01:09:35,912 --> 01:09:37,372 Go on. 658 01:09:38,143 --> 01:09:42,711 If it weren't for a promise I made in a moment of weakness, I would go on. 659 01:09:43,712 --> 01:09:45,422 Oh, you made a promise. 660 01:09:46,090 --> 01:09:50,053 Oh, that shouldn't make much difference to you. 661 01:09:50,303 --> 01:09:54,182 That's right, forget it. Marry me. 662 01:09:56,852 --> 01:10:00,646 How could I've fallen in love with anyone as low as you? 663 01:10:07,988 --> 01:10:09,756 She loves me. 664 01:10:14,940 --> 01:10:17,394 - What you doing? - Packing. 665 01:10:17,692 --> 01:10:20,742 I'm leaving, Madge, you don't know what a mess we've got into. 666 01:10:20,743 --> 01:10:21,893 Why, what's the matter? 667 01:10:22,843 --> 01:10:24,131 Your husband. 668 01:10:26,658 --> 01:10:29,182 - He wants to divorce you and marry me. - I see. 669 01:10:29,212 --> 01:10:33,937 He, he wants to do right by both of us. Did he mention any settlement? 670 01:10:33,967 --> 01:10:36,627 - No. - That'll come later. 671 01:10:36,657 --> 01:10:39,402 He'll probably want me to pay myself alimony. 672 01:10:39,631 --> 01:10:43,406 Oh, now listen Dale. I don't want you to go, that won't solve anything. 673 01:10:44,345 --> 01:10:46,445 I can't stay here under the circumstances. 674 01:10:46,598 --> 01:10:48,648 Here or there, as long as you remain a... 675 01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:51,262 spinster you're fair game for any philandering male. 676 01:10:51,431 --> 01:10:52,580 You know... 677 01:10:53,248 --> 01:10:56,294 what you really should've is a husband you can call your own. 678 01:10:58,939 --> 01:11:00,596 Seriously, I mean it. 679 01:11:02,145 --> 01:11:06,153 - But what we going to do about your husband? - Don't worry dear, I'll do it. 680 01:11:12,912 --> 01:11:13,912 Come in. 681 01:11:17,488 --> 01:11:18,488 Darling. 682 01:11:28,689 --> 01:11:32,015 All I said was darling and she smacked me. 683 01:11:34,628 --> 01:11:37,185 Jerry, how does it look? Tell me frankly. 684 01:11:37,505 --> 01:11:40,214 It looks like a sunrise by Maxfield Parrish. 685 01:11:42,017 --> 01:11:43,872 Oh, Jerry, that's terrible. 686 01:11:44,445 --> 01:11:46,381 I can't go around now like this. 687 01:11:47,168 --> 01:11:50,268 Put a piece of raw steak on it, that'll take the swelling down. 688 01:11:50,269 --> 01:11:52,146 - It would? - Yeah. 689 01:11:52,176 --> 01:11:53,815 - A steak? - Sure. 690 01:11:55,054 --> 01:11:56,137 Bates... 691 01:11:58,490 --> 01:11:59,490 Yes sir. 692 01:11:59,759 --> 01:12:03,696 - Order a steak. - A steak, very good sir. 693 01:12:05,538 --> 01:12:08,638 You know Jerry, I can't imagine what's got into Madge recently. 694 01:12:08,639 --> 01:12:13,001 - She's never hit me before. - Maybe she just never thought of it before. 695 01:12:15,924 --> 01:12:19,901 Room service. Yes, this is the bridal suite. 696 01:12:20,796 --> 01:12:23,319 Yes, will you please send up a nice, juicy steak? 697 01:12:24,163 --> 01:12:25,268 I beg your pardon? 698 01:12:26,069 --> 01:12:29,739 Oh yes, mashed potatoes and carrots... 699 01:12:30,470 --> 01:12:34,090 and spinach. Yes, of course, coffee... 700 01:12:40,276 --> 01:12:43,326 As soon as you get your eye fixed we'll go down and see Madge. 701 01:12:43,749 --> 01:12:46,759 - Where you want it sir? - Want what Bates? 702 01:12:46,915 --> 01:12:49,788 - The steak sir. - On my eye. 703 01:12:51,511 --> 01:12:53,380 On your eye sir? 704 01:12:54,181 --> 01:12:57,162 Oh my word, why do I always have to say things twice? 705 01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:59,315 On my eye means on my eye, doesn't it? 706 01:12:59,316 --> 01:13:01,216 - I beg your pardon sir. - Don't argue. 707 01:13:03,690 --> 01:13:05,440 Jerry, you see what I'm up against. 708 01:13:05,441 --> 01:13:08,391 The man has a sluggish brain, always wants to debate things. 709 01:13:08,919 --> 01:13:11,819 First it's a maniac and then it's Madge and now it's Bates. 710 01:13:11,820 --> 01:13:14,916 I give you my word, if anything else happens I'll go insane. 711 01:13:44,651 --> 01:13:49,550 We are a grand success, every woman, she's saying this dress, she's wonderful. 712 01:13:49,662 --> 01:13:53,224 This Beddini is the tops. I'm so happy. 713 01:13:56,505 --> 01:14:01,658 No, Cara Mia, it's not the dress, it's not Beddini, it's you who wears it. 714 01:14:03,833 --> 01:14:05,221 Thank you Alberto. 715 01:14:07,436 --> 01:14:12,655 What is it? Is Adam again? His Garden of Eden... 716 01:14:13,590 --> 01:14:15,378 he is made you sad? 717 01:14:18,867 --> 01:14:21,067 It's just that I'm all mixed up, that's all. 718 01:14:21,068 --> 01:14:23,256 Oh, why worry about this man? 719 01:14:24,827 --> 01:14:27,354 I think I'm worrying more about his wife. 720 01:14:29,679 --> 01:14:33,633 Oh Carina, Beddini does not like to see you so sad. 721 01:14:37,241 --> 01:14:40,778 Alberto, you seem to be the only one left I can turn to. 722 01:14:43,688 --> 01:14:44,688 Dale... 723 01:14:45,410 --> 01:14:48,947 why don't you marry Beddini? He'll make you happy. 724 01:14:50,123 --> 01:14:54,207 Why not? I'm rich, I'm pretty... 725 01:14:55,208 --> 01:14:57,408 and then this Hardwick will leave you alone. 726 01:15:02,496 --> 01:15:07,141 I'll marry you if you really want me to but let's do it right away. 727 01:15:07,171 --> 01:15:08,481 Oh, Angela Mia. 728 01:15:18,874 --> 01:15:22,878 First of all, we'll get you straightened out and then I'll ask Madge about Dale. 729 01:15:23,533 --> 01:15:27,883 Mr. Hardwick dear sir, one of our guests is informed us he's to be married this evening. 730 01:15:27,884 --> 01:15:30,384 We wondered if you would give up your bridal suite. 731 01:15:30,385 --> 01:15:34,078 - Give it up? Oh, why we... - We've hardly settled in it yet. 732 01:15:34,208 --> 01:15:37,519 - Have we, angel? - No, and all our clothes are, please. 733 01:15:37,930 --> 01:15:39,230 Of course you may have it. 734 01:15:39,231 --> 01:15:41,631 Thank you dear sir, I shall remove you elsewhere. 735 01:15:43,087 --> 01:15:45,251 Come on dear sir, brace up. 736 01:15:45,580 --> 01:15:48,280 Madge is merely heard something about this Violet girl. 737 01:15:48,281 --> 01:15:51,515 We know it isn't the truth, you tell her yourself, that's all she's waiting for. 738 01:15:51,516 --> 01:15:53,216 I know, that's what I'm afraid of. 739 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:56,904 Always remember that the truth has never hurt any man. 740 01:15:57,545 --> 01:15:59,489 Jerry, you are right. 741 01:16:03,887 --> 01:16:06,487 Anyway, if it does, I'll go to the hospital with you. 742 01:16:10,693 --> 01:16:13,217 Horace, what is this, Halloween? 743 01:16:14,604 --> 01:16:17,526 Madge, Horace has a little confession to make. 744 01:16:17,978 --> 01:16:22,444 Well, I've been waiting for this for some time, come right in and get it off your chest. 745 01:16:25,470 --> 01:16:27,245 Better take your glasses off. 746 01:16:32,471 --> 01:16:33,471 Sit down. 747 01:16:41,329 --> 01:16:42,329 Well? 748 01:16:44,464 --> 01:16:45,492 Well... 749 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:51,454 You see, when Horace was in London he met a certain young lady. 750 01:16:51,455 --> 01:16:54,261 And Madge, you must've had an inkling of this or, or... 751 01:16:54,291 --> 01:16:58,946 - Or you wouldn't be telling me now. - Never. What? Why certainly. 752 01:16:59,762 --> 01:17:03,862 What Horace means to say is that he like to make a clean breast of the whole thing. 753 01:17:03,863 --> 01:17:08,858 - Before I find out the truth. - Exactly. Madge, this girl was at, what? 754 01:17:09,003 --> 01:17:11,183 Dear, I'm all mix, where am I? 755 01:17:19,505 --> 01:17:21,387 - Hello. - Madge darling... 756 01:17:21,948 --> 01:17:24,548 I wanted to call you and tell you I just got married. 757 01:17:24,764 --> 01:17:25,764 You got what? 758 01:17:26,232 --> 01:17:30,182 I'm sorry dear, I can't hear you, it sounds just as if you said you got married. 759 01:17:30,344 --> 01:17:33,433 - I did. - Where you now? 760 01:17:34,397 --> 01:17:35,717 Going to the bridal suite? 761 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,370 Very proper place for a bride and groom, isn't it? 762 01:17:39,371 --> 01:17:42,121 Oh Darling, I must compliment you on your speedy work... 763 01:17:42,122 --> 01:17:44,772 but who on earth did you find to marry you so quickly? 764 01:17:45,315 --> 01:17:49,993 Alberto? Oh, you better hang up Dale dear, I think I'm going to faint. 765 01:17:50,527 --> 01:17:52,825 Dale, what was that? 766 01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:56,487 - Dale Tremont married? - Yes, to that dressmaker. 767 01:17:56,488 --> 01:17:57,792 - Good. - Good? 768 01:17:58,175 --> 01:18:00,349 - What you have to do with this? - It's all his fault. 769 01:18:00,350 --> 01:18:00,924 My fault? 770 01:18:00,954 --> 01:18:04,604 Yes, she told me how you chased her in the park and she slapped your face. 771 01:18:05,747 --> 01:18:07,942 Yes, but I'm the one she slapped. 772 01:18:11,148 --> 01:18:14,298 She's been mistaking me for Horace all this time. 773 01:18:15,407 --> 01:18:17,657 No wonder she thought Horace was fascinating. 774 01:18:17,658 --> 01:18:20,083 Eh? No wonder, I resent that. 775 01:18:20,825 --> 01:18:24,199 - Madge, where is she now? - On her way to the bridal suite. 776 01:18:24,760 --> 01:18:25,760 Bridal suite. 777 01:18:31,731 --> 01:18:32,731 See you later. 778 01:18:33,098 --> 01:18:35,898 But Jerry, you can't do a thing like that, it isn't fair. 779 01:18:35,899 --> 01:18:38,710 All is fair in love and war and this is revolution. 780 01:18:43,011 --> 01:18:44,493 Oh yes, is very pretty. 781 01:18:44,669 --> 01:18:48,110 Thank you dear sir, we are very proud of our bridal arrangements. 782 01:18:48,297 --> 01:18:49,565 Is anything else sir? 783 01:18:49,595 --> 01:18:52,555 Yes, would you please ask my wife to join me here? 784 01:18:52,585 --> 01:18:55,033 It is a pleasure dear sir. 785 01:19:19,000 --> 01:19:21,933 - What do you doing here? - What do you doing here? 786 01:19:22,468 --> 01:19:25,908 - Yes, but this is my room. - Yes, but this is my room. 787 01:19:26,499 --> 01:19:31,278 - So, but I have the key. - So, but I have the key. 788 01:19:32,879 --> 01:19:37,146 - But I am Beddini. - You got me there pal. 789 01:19:38,485 --> 01:19:41,305 We will see who is the owner of this room. 790 01:19:58,322 --> 01:20:01,792 But, Jerry, you shouldn't be in here, it isn't cricket. 791 01:20:01,822 --> 01:20:03,995 No Horace, it isn't tiddlywinks either. 792 01:20:13,925 --> 01:20:16,461 Signor, there is a man in my bed. 793 01:20:16,491 --> 01:20:19,051 - Come, un uomo nel suo letto. - Ma certo. 794 01:20:21,921 --> 01:20:25,886 Too bad he's not here yet. Well, I'll just wait until my uncle returns. 795 01:20:26,406 --> 01:20:27,968 - Grazie signore. - Thank you. 796 01:20:28,275 --> 01:20:31,038 Why Jerry, I didn't know that you had an uncle here. 797 01:20:31,278 --> 01:20:32,693 - Didn't you know? - No. 798 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,444 Oh, I haven't, but this room is just above the bridal suite. 799 01:20:40,473 --> 01:20:43,123 He's not here signor. If he returns, you will call us. 800 01:20:43,343 --> 01:20:45,412 If he returns, I will kill him. 801 01:20:45,746 --> 01:20:51,873 We Beddini have the motto, for the woman, the kiss, for the man, the sword. 802 01:20:51,903 --> 01:20:55,503 - Prego signore, non Si comprometa. - Si Mai ritorna fare cualquier cosa. 803 01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,515 Oh Dale, you are lovely. 804 01:21:40,182 --> 01:21:44,881 - Like a flower I am afraid to crush. - Don't be afraid. 805 01:21:53,972 --> 01:21:57,649 - Alberto, make him stop. - Who is it? You know? 806 01:21:58,370 --> 01:22:03,496 - Yes, it's Horace. - Horace Hardwick, that interloper. 807 01:22:03,796 --> 01:22:05,538 I'll stop him. 808 01:22:12,408 --> 01:22:15,042 For the man, the sword. 809 01:22:27,578 --> 01:22:29,228 Mrs. Hardwick's apartment please. 810 01:22:37,836 --> 01:22:39,136 - He's coming. - Oh, is he? 811 01:22:39,166 --> 01:22:41,816 You keep this up and hold him here as long as you can. 812 01:22:41,817 --> 01:22:42,817 I, I will. 813 01:22:55,027 --> 01:22:57,368 Madge, you better come over and rescue Horace. 814 01:22:57,604 --> 01:22:59,554 Alberto is gone after him with a sword. 815 01:23:12,150 --> 01:23:13,150 Salute. 816 01:23:13,882 --> 01:23:15,282 Why yes, of course. 817 01:23:26,891 --> 01:23:30,042 I'm sorry to break in like this, but I simply had to see you. 818 01:23:30,268 --> 01:23:34,486 - Will you please stop annoying me? - But you've been mistaken about me. 819 01:23:35,420 --> 01:23:37,811 - I'm afraid I haven't. - All right then. 820 01:23:38,036 --> 01:23:41,236 I'll stay right here and there will be a scene with your husband. 821 01:23:42,546 --> 01:23:44,497 He'll be furious if he finds you here. 822 01:23:45,389 --> 01:23:48,939 Then please come with me for a few minutes, I simply got to talk to you. 823 01:23:52,176 --> 01:23:55,628 And so you see my dear chap, I am definitely the wrong person. 824 01:23:55,949 --> 01:23:59,549 - But you are Horace Hardwick, no? - Yes, of course I am Horace Hardwick. 825 01:23:59,550 --> 01:24:03,634 Then you are not the wrong person, prepare. 826 01:24:09,383 --> 01:24:11,633 Don't mind me. I just came up to see the fun. 827 01:24:11,634 --> 01:24:15,196 Madge, explain to this maniac that he is making a very serious mistake. 828 01:24:15,347 --> 01:24:18,113 Well, he may be making a mistake but it's not serious. 829 01:24:18,747 --> 01:24:20,092 Go right ahead Alberto. 830 01:24:20,909 --> 01:24:23,309 No, no, I cannot kill him before a lady. 831 01:24:23,793 --> 01:24:26,243 Well, if you're going to pull out on us Alberto... 832 01:24:26,244 --> 01:24:31,053 maybe it's best that you don't kill him, I may want that pleasure myself someday. 833 01:24:34,184 --> 01:24:36,334 But why didn't you tell me who you were? 834 01:24:37,222 --> 01:24:41,839 After all, I mean, you never gave me very much of a chance. 835 01:24:48,904 --> 01:24:53,154 Mr. Travers, Mr. Travers, Mr. Travers. 836 01:24:55,590 --> 01:24:57,020 Help, somebody. 837 01:24:57,533 --> 01:25:02,148 Oh, I am so sorry, I really did not want to kill you, you must forgive me. 838 01:25:02,178 --> 01:25:03,690 I forgive you. 839 01:25:07,202 --> 01:25:10,418 - Go right ahead, boys, don't mind me. - Oh, signora. 840 01:25:11,139 --> 01:25:14,439 Ah, not tonight Alberto, some other time when I'm feeling stronger. 841 01:25:14,440 --> 01:25:15,440 Oh, thank you. 842 01:25:15,545 --> 01:25:16,629 Oh, pard me sir. 843 01:25:16,659 --> 01:25:19,498 What is it? What's the matter? What you've been doing? What's the matter? What is it? 844 01:25:19,499 --> 01:25:22,399 Pard me sir but Mr. Travers and Miss Tremont sir they're... 845 01:25:22,400 --> 01:25:24,927 they're drifting out to the bay in a gondola sir. 846 01:25:25,209 --> 01:25:28,559 There, there, that ought to make you feel pretty small, accusing me. 847 01:25:28,560 --> 01:25:30,828 - He's kidnapped her. - Kidnapped her? 848 01:25:31,773 --> 01:25:35,241 You are in this plot. You are ca-hooting with him. 849 01:25:35,271 --> 01:25:37,123 - I had just about enough... - Children... 850 01:25:37,124 --> 01:25:39,774 Children, if Dale and Jerry are drifting out to sea... 851 01:25:39,804 --> 01:25:42,393 don't you think the best thing we could do is to go up and rescue them? 852 01:25:42,394 --> 01:25:43,555 Oh yes, come. 853 01:25:43,896 --> 01:25:46,996 Isn't it marvelous to have some brains, I'm always so helpless. 854 01:25:46,997 --> 01:25:48,997 Don't answer me like that, do something. 855 01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:54,231 - Jerry, Jerry. - That isn't Jerry. 856 01:25:54,364 --> 01:25:58,033 - That's right, make a fool of yourself. - Was no crime to look, is it? 857 01:26:03,783 --> 01:26:07,164 - I think there is no gas left. - Oh my word, no petrol? 858 01:26:07,574 --> 01:26:09,974 Perhaps I better look at the engine, where is it? 859 01:26:09,975 --> 01:26:12,375 They may have hidden it up there, under the hood. 860 01:26:17,352 --> 01:26:20,352 It's the first time I ever had to walk back from a boat ride. 861 01:26:24,606 --> 01:26:28,081 Oh Jerry, you mustn't come with me. I'd rather talk to Alberto alone. 862 01:26:28,457 --> 01:26:31,707 Alberto will have to get accustomed to talking you in front of me. 863 01:26:31,708 --> 01:26:34,170 No, seriously, I'd rather you wouldn't, please. 864 01:26:34,470 --> 01:26:36,120 When am I going to see you again? 865 01:26:38,095 --> 01:26:39,095 I don't know. 866 01:26:43,799 --> 01:26:48,049 Mr. Travers, Mr. Travis, they went after you sir, to look for you sir, in a motorboat. 867 01:26:48,709 --> 01:26:51,480 - Ah, Mr. Beddini too? - Yes sir, all three of them. 868 01:26:51,572 --> 01:26:56,016 They won't be back this evening sir, we took the precaution of removing the gasoline. 869 01:26:57,794 --> 01:27:01,358 Oh, thank you Bates, thank you. Dale... 870 01:27:11,105 --> 01:27:12,822 Lei e in arresto. 871 01:27:13,745 --> 01:27:18,368 - What is it my good man? - Perque e vestito cosi? 872 01:27:19,490 --> 01:27:22,598 Oh this, yes, yes, I'm, I'm masquerading. 873 01:27:25,277 --> 01:27:26,487 Masquerading. 874 01:27:28,874 --> 01:27:32,192 - Don't you understand English? - Inglese? No signore. 875 01:27:32,287 --> 01:27:34,327 Oh, you don't understand English? 876 01:27:35,987 --> 01:27:41,021 Oh, well, well, well, I've been waiting for an opportunity like this since my childhood. 877 01:27:41,541 --> 01:27:44,612 You frozen face flatfoot. 878 01:27:45,255 --> 01:27:48,607 - Grazie signore. - And grazie to you if it comes to that. 879 01:27:48,969 --> 01:27:50,743 You stultified shrimp. 880 01:27:51,979 --> 01:27:53,436 Grazie signore. 881 01:27:54,817 --> 01:27:58,252 Can I help it if you look like a mildewed donkey? 882 01:27:59,119 --> 01:28:00,453 Grazie signore. 883 01:28:01,575 --> 01:28:05,233 Oh, I'm adoring this and grazie to you, since you insist. 884 01:28:05,658 --> 01:28:09,024 You see, I happen to be breaking the law, I admit it... 885 01:28:09,270 --> 01:28:14,471 wholeheartedly but of course, you would never know that, you fish faced nincompoop. 886 01:28:14,645 --> 01:28:17,751 - Grazie signore. - Good night. 887 01:28:18,352 --> 01:28:19,352 Un momento. 888 01:28:24,591 --> 01:28:27,504 I arrest you for masquerading as a gondolier. 889 01:28:27,730 --> 01:28:30,930 I further charge you with insulting an officer with vile names... 890 01:28:30,931 --> 01:28:34,865 according to Rule Three, Section Three of the law dealing with delinquents. 891 01:28:37,026 --> 01:28:38,387 Grazie. 892 01:28:47,317 --> 01:28:49,817 Beg your pardon signore, the carnival is beginning. 893 01:28:49,818 --> 01:28:52,218 Shall I serve now or will you wait for the groom? 894 01:28:52,362 --> 01:28:55,218 I don't think the groom will be here tonight. 895 01:28:55,248 --> 01:28:58,101 - Very good sir. - Very good? It's perfect. 896 01:28:58,528 --> 01:29:02,899 I still feel a little guilty being here with you while Alberto is out looking for us. 897 01:29:03,171 --> 01:29:06,977 Come on, let's eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we have to face him. 898 01:30:18,369 --> 01:30:22,702 ♪ By the Adriatic waters Venetian sons and daughters ♪ 899 01:30:22,732 --> 01:30:27,253 ♪ Are strumming a new tune upon their guitars ♪ 900 01:30:29,590 --> 01:30:34,015 ♪ It was written by a Latin, a gondolier who sat in ♪ 901 01:30:34,045 --> 01:30:38,962 ♪ His home out in Brooklyn and gazed at the stars ♪ 902 01:30:39,985 --> 01:30:45,934 ♪ He sent his melody across the sea to Italy ♪ 903 01:30:45,964 --> 01:30:51,800 ♪ And we know they wrote some words to fit that catchy bit ♪ 904 01:30:51,830 --> 01:30:56,308 ♪ And christened it The Piccolino ♪ 905 01:30:56,338 --> 01:31:00,816 ♪ And we know that it's the reason why everyone this season ♪ 906 01:31:00,846 --> 01:31:05,325 ♪ Is humming and strumming a new melody ♪ 907 01:31:07,683 --> 01:31:14,968 ♪ Come to the casino and hear them play the Piccolino ♪ 908 01:31:16,345 --> 01:31:24,345 ♪ Dance with your bambino to the strains of the catchy Piccolino ♪ 909 01:31:24,578 --> 01:31:32,578 ♪ Drink your glass of vino and when you had your plate of scalopino ♪ 910 01:31:33,320 --> 01:31:38,054 ♪ Make them play the Piccolino that catchy Piccolino ♪ 911 01:31:38,084 --> 01:31:46,084 ♪ And dance to the strains of that new melody, The Piccolino ♪ 912 01:31:52,269 --> 01:31:56,434 ♪ By the Adriatic waters Venetian sons and daughters ♪ 913 01:31:56,464 --> 01:32:00,465 ♪ Are strumming a new tune upon their guitars ♪ 914 01:32:03,436 --> 01:32:07,895 ♪ It was written by a Latin, a gondolier who sat in ♪ 915 01:32:07,925 --> 01:32:12,099 ♪ His home out in Brooklyn and gazed at the stars ♪ 916 01:32:14,034 --> 01:32:19,828 ♪ He sent his melody across the sea to Italy ♪ 917 01:32:19,858 --> 01:32:25,407 ♪ And we know they wrote some words to fit that catchy bit ♪ 918 01:32:25,437 --> 01:32:29,691 ♪ And christened it The Piccolino ♪ 919 01:32:29,721 --> 01:32:33,961 ♪ And we know that it's the reason why everyone this season ♪ 920 01:32:34,241 --> 01:32:38,632 ♪ Is humming and strumming a new melody ♪ 921 01:32:40,915 --> 01:32:48,915 ♪ Come to the casino and hear them play the Piccolino ♪ 922 01:32:49,434 --> 01:32:57,146 ♪ Dance with your bambino to the strains of the catchy Piccolino ♪ 923 01:32:57,842 --> 01:33:05,842 ♪ Drink your glass of vino and when you had your plate of scalopino ♪ 924 01:33:07,349 --> 01:33:11,695 ♪ Make them play the Piccolino that catchy Piccolino ♪ 925 01:33:11,725 --> 01:33:19,725 ♪ And dance to the strains of that new melody, The Piccolino ♪ 926 01:35:44,222 --> 01:35:50,402 The hour of reckoning is at hand. Beddini is about to settle his accounts. 927 01:35:57,062 --> 01:35:59,503 - Skipper. - Si signora. 928 01:35:59,652 --> 01:36:02,112 Will you tell my husband we're here? 929 01:36:06,683 --> 01:36:11,275 - He's the one with his mouth closed. - Subito, subito signora. 930 01:36:16,391 --> 01:36:18,983 Listen you two idiots, Alberto is as mad as a drunken toreador. 931 01:36:18,984 --> 01:36:21,183 - Where is he? - He's gone up to the room. 932 01:36:21,650 --> 01:36:25,600 Jerry, if you take my advice, you'll take the first plane back to London pronto. 933 01:36:25,601 --> 01:36:30,046 Not until I've asked Mr. Beddini for his wife's hand, do you think he'll accept me? 934 01:36:33,543 --> 01:36:36,429 - Mr. Hardwick. - What you want? 935 01:36:36,459 --> 01:36:40,143 I regret to report my dear sir, that your manservant has been arrested. 936 01:36:40,173 --> 01:36:42,689 - Bates? Really? - Yes sir. 937 01:36:42,719 --> 01:36:46,169 He would've spent the whole night in jail if I had not bailed him out. 938 01:36:46,170 --> 01:36:48,008 You don't mean it. 939 01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:53,585 Come in. 940 01:36:56,445 --> 01:37:00,440 Oh, at last. 941 01:37:01,370 --> 01:37:04,886 The little birdies have come flying back to the rooster. 942 01:37:08,217 --> 01:37:11,934 Mr. Beddini, we want to explain this whole thing to you. 943 01:37:12,275 --> 01:37:16,421 I will not listen to any excuses, not even the truth. 944 01:37:17,214 --> 01:37:20,241 Jerry, Madge, I have the most amazing news. 945 01:37:20,271 --> 01:37:23,309 A few days ago, my invaluable manservant Bates... 946 01:37:23,668 --> 01:37:28,319 - Allow me to tell them sir, please. - Quiet, your turn will come later. 947 01:37:28,902 --> 01:37:31,637 A few days ago, my invaluable manservant Bates... 948 01:37:31,667 --> 01:37:33,946 The needle has gotten stuck in a crack. 949 01:37:34,867 --> 01:37:37,991 - You tell them Bates. - Thank you madam. 950 01:37:41,321 --> 01:37:44,891 You see Miss Dale, Mr. Hardwick thought you were a dangerous woman. 951 01:37:45,066 --> 01:37:49,844 He asked me to follow you in case you did something dangerous. 952 01:37:50,485 --> 01:37:52,364 - Follow me? - Yes miss. 953 01:37:52,698 --> 01:37:57,173 And in order to put you off the scent, I thought of many little disguises. 954 01:37:57,203 --> 01:38:00,379 This evening, I met Mr. Beddini and Miss Tremont... 955 01:38:00,608 --> 01:38:04,888 and fearing that they might recognize me I turned my collar around... 956 01:38:05,742 --> 01:38:06,957 like this. 957 01:38:08,896 --> 01:38:13,111 And very cleverly, I became a clergyman. 958 01:38:15,178 --> 01:38:18,793 - You are the one who married us. - Yes sir. 959 01:38:19,797 --> 01:38:24,070 - Then we've never been really married? - Precisely miss. 960 01:38:25,469 --> 01:38:33,469 Well, well, well. Mr. Beddini what are you doing in this young lady's room?84566

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