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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,024 --> 00:00:10,539 What happened? Who died? 2 00:00:10,564 --> 00:00:12,431 - Who died? - Did Patrick die? 3 00:00:12,456 --> 00:00:13,957 No, Patrick didn't die, David. 4 00:00:13,995 --> 00:00:15,795 Then why did you startle me awake like this? 5 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:18,183 My mind went straight to some kind of unthinkable tragedy. 6 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:20,676 Like something really, really bad happened. 7 00:00:20,701 --> 00:00:23,951 Oh. Imagine. 8 00:00:24,314 --> 00:00:27,049 Well, the day did have a slight singultus 9 00:00:27,151 --> 00:00:29,261 - What is she talking about? - A hiccup. 10 00:00:29,286 --> 00:00:30,497 - What hiccup? Who's hiccuping? 11 00:00:30,521 --> 00:00:32,091 Okay, David, shush for a minute. 12 00:00:33,435 --> 00:00:35,591 There was a big storm last night. 13 00:00:36,099 --> 00:00:37,593 And things got a bit wet. 14 00:00:38,631 --> 00:00:39,495 How wet? 15 00:00:39,520 --> 00:00:42,324 We've been looking into changing venues. 16 00:00:42,349 --> 00:00:44,843 - Oh my God. To where? Bob's Garage? 17 00:00:44,868 --> 00:00:48,582 No, his roof was no match for the cumulus clouds. 18 00:00:48,607 --> 00:00:50,588 I've woken up in a "Black Mirror" episode. 19 00:00:50,613 --> 00:00:52,115 This might be a stupid question 20 00:00:52,140 --> 00:00:54,317 because there is like literally nothing you can do about it, 21 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:56,410 but why didn't you guys get a tent? 22 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:57,635 Not helping, Alexis. 23 00:00:57,660 --> 00:00:59,464 Because I wanted the wood-fired pizza oven 24 00:00:59,489 --> 00:01:01,089 and we couldn't afford both. 25 00:01:01,271 --> 00:01:02,782 Someone has to call the officiant. 26 00:01:02,807 --> 00:01:04,115 He's on his way from Elmdale. 27 00:01:06,529 --> 00:01:08,363 What happened to Fabian?! 28 00:01:08,388 --> 00:01:10,459 He canceled because of the rain. 29 00:01:10,484 --> 00:01:13,092 What kind of adult man rides a penny-farthing? 30 00:01:13,269 --> 00:01:14,836 He's a haikuist! 31 00:01:14,861 --> 00:01:17,782 Well, David... I-I-I could easily step in here. 32 00:01:17,807 --> 00:01:20,037 I have a lot to say about... 33 00:01:20,467 --> 00:01:22,234 my son getting married... 34 00:01:22,335 --> 00:01:23,443 Okay. 35 00:01:23,468 --> 00:01:26,314 You can barely get through this without crying, so that's a no. 36 00:01:26,339 --> 00:01:28,007 A note, I did bring the house down 37 00:01:28,032 --> 00:01:29,899 at Pat Sajak's first wedding. 38 00:01:29,924 --> 00:01:31,335 - Oh my God. - Johnny: Oh I remember that. 39 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:34,423 "Can I buy a vow." 40 00:01:34,448 --> 00:01:37,428 I had the studio audience wrapped around my finger. 41 00:01:38,201 --> 00:01:40,380 Well, there is one problem solved. 42 00:01:40,405 --> 00:01:42,567 So let's leave the rest to me, okay? 43 00:01:42,592 --> 00:01:44,566 We have money now and the last thing I want 44 00:01:44,591 --> 00:01:48,336 is to leave town with some cheap-ass, soggy wedding. 45 00:01:48,361 --> 00:01:49,728 - Mhmm. - Okay. 46 00:01:49,753 --> 00:01:51,975 What if the sun comes out and everything's fine. 47 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:57,081 Fuck! 48 00:01:57,904 --> 00:02:00,786 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! 49 00:02:00,904 --> 00:02:02,268 - Yep. - Mhmm. 50 00:02:02,741 --> 00:02:04,686 Where are you going?! 51 00:02:04,711 --> 00:02:07,313 Moira: Somewhere safe. 52 00:02:15,196 --> 00:02:16,698 Okay. We should've gotten a tent. 53 00:02:16,723 --> 00:02:19,068 - I didn't need pizza that badly. - Wow, let's not get crazy. 54 00:02:19,092 --> 00:02:21,260 No, we should have gotten married indoors. 55 00:02:21,285 --> 00:02:22,986 You said indoor weddings are tacky. 56 00:02:23,011 --> 00:02:24,773 No. I said most weddings are tacky. 57 00:02:24,798 --> 00:02:27,066 And they often take place indoors. 58 00:02:27,091 --> 00:02:29,301 - Hm. David... we all know how much 59 00:02:29,326 --> 00:02:31,413 the success of this wedding means to you. 60 00:02:31,951 --> 00:02:35,121 So we are going to make the absolute best of today, okay? 61 00:02:35,146 --> 00:02:37,395 And regardless of how that happens 62 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:39,692 or where that happens, at the end of the day, 63 00:02:39,717 --> 00:02:41,918 I am going to kiss that worried-looking face of yours 64 00:02:41,943 --> 00:02:43,620 and call you my husband. 65 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:46,123 And that's the only thing that matters. 66 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:48,758 Okay, 67 00:02:48,783 --> 00:02:50,636 I just refuse to get married in Roland's living room. 68 00:02:50,661 --> 00:02:52,095 I have to draw the line somewhere. 69 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,054 Okay. Okay. 70 00:02:54,079 --> 00:02:56,490 Besides those carpets do not photograph well. 71 00:02:56,667 --> 00:02:58,201 All right, I am heading to the motel 72 00:02:58,302 --> 00:02:59,692 to sort all this out with your Dad. 73 00:02:59,717 --> 00:03:01,251 In the meantime, 74 00:03:01,276 --> 00:03:04,116 I have arranged for a massage to chill you out a little bit. 75 00:03:04,141 --> 00:03:06,061 So you can just lie down, relax 76 00:03:06,086 --> 00:03:08,043 and not talk until we have a plan, all right? 77 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:10,611 How did you book a massage so last-minute? 78 00:03:10,636 --> 00:03:12,916 Oh no, all this was planned weeks ago. 79 00:03:12,941 --> 00:03:14,973 Just had a hunch you wouldn't handle stress well today. 80 00:03:14,998 --> 00:03:17,983 Okay, I've been handling the stress just fine. 81 00:03:18,008 --> 00:03:20,209 You had like three bagels in half an hour. 82 00:03:21,106 --> 00:03:23,326 - They were a mistake. - It's all taken care of 83 00:03:23,351 --> 00:03:25,304 and I've told them we need you calm today. 84 00:03:25,329 --> 00:03:26,762 So just let them do their job. Okay? 85 00:03:27,793 --> 00:03:29,466 Okay. I just feel like I need to be around for... 86 00:03:29,567 --> 00:03:31,134 Goodbye, David. 87 00:03:31,235 --> 00:03:32,848 Don't neglect the lighting. 88 00:03:32,873 --> 00:03:34,841 Okay. Love you, too. 89 00:03:35,168 --> 00:03:38,996 Love you. Thanks. 90 00:03:43,505 --> 00:03:45,160 "Hello, you. 91 00:03:45,516 --> 00:03:49,239 Are-are we all ready to spin the wheel of life today?" 92 00:03:50,595 --> 00:03:53,063 Even Vanna White didn't laugh at that one. 93 00:03:57,240 --> 00:04:00,072 Alexis, have I ever told you 94 00:04:00,097 --> 00:04:02,532 how bewitching you are. 95 00:04:04,504 --> 00:04:07,461 - It's a compliment. - No. I know. I'm sorry. 96 00:04:07,486 --> 00:04:10,188 I'm just feeling like, a little emotional today. 97 00:04:10,856 --> 00:04:13,376 Is it David? Did he say something to upset you? 98 00:04:13,477 --> 00:04:15,945 He can be very cruel, but it's all fear-based, Dear. 99 00:04:15,970 --> 00:04:17,738 So please don't take it personally. 100 00:04:17,763 --> 00:04:20,216 No, I just realized that this is like the last time 101 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:22,009 - that we're all gonna be here. - No. 102 00:04:22,034 --> 00:04:23,615 - Like this. - Stop. 103 00:04:23,640 --> 00:04:26,194 Like, soon I won't be able to just like come in here 104 00:04:26,219 --> 00:04:27,389 and say hey. 105 00:04:27,414 --> 00:04:29,998 No, I think you'll be surprised at how quickly 106 00:04:30,023 --> 00:04:32,104 you'll appreciate the luxury of privacy. 107 00:04:32,129 --> 00:04:33,797 I remember there was like a whole year 108 00:04:33,822 --> 00:04:35,303 that we just didn't even see each other. 109 00:04:35,328 --> 00:04:37,062 That's not true. 110 00:04:37,583 --> 00:04:40,118 Unless it was the year I booked that international campaign 111 00:04:40,143 --> 00:04:41,911 for Looky-Loo Binoculars. 112 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:43,670 I'm just saying... 113 00:04:43,891 --> 00:04:45,932 A part of me feels like... 114 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:48,445 I'm almost glad that we lost the money. 115 00:04:49,895 --> 00:04:53,025 Well, I'm happy you and your feeling are so well acquainted. 116 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,218 But you wouldn't be the first hostage 117 00:04:55,243 --> 00:04:57,377 to fall in love with their captor. 118 00:05:00,181 --> 00:05:01,807 I love you very much 119 00:05:04,054 --> 00:05:05,754 Okay. Okay. 120 00:05:07,526 --> 00:05:09,471 And I'm here if you need any help with your speech. 121 00:05:09,496 --> 00:05:11,330 No, I'm good, but thank you. 122 00:05:11,546 --> 00:05:14,706 Thank you, I needed a moment of levity today. 123 00:05:16,540 --> 00:05:18,775 - Boop. - Oh. 124 00:05:19,998 --> 00:05:21,265 Woo! 125 00:05:24,452 --> 00:05:25,853 Okay. 126 00:05:32,679 --> 00:05:34,112 I think you're very good at this, 127 00:05:34,137 --> 00:05:36,204 or the half pill I just took kicked in. 128 00:05:36,508 --> 00:05:37,808 Or both. 129 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:40,068 Because I am feeling very calm right now. 130 00:05:40,331 --> 00:05:41,831 Well, that's good, 131 00:05:41,856 --> 00:05:43,791 because your neck is like a block of granite. 132 00:05:43,816 --> 00:05:45,583 Okay. Are we sure that's not just muscle 133 00:05:45,608 --> 00:05:46,154 Yes. 134 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:47,790 All right, you answered that too quickly. 135 00:05:47,914 --> 00:05:49,215 - Relax. - Mhmm. 136 00:05:49,472 --> 00:05:52,076 Take a deep inhale. 137 00:05:52,101 --> 00:05:54,035 And a big exhale. 138 00:05:54,060 --> 00:05:55,661 Good. 139 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,124 Now do that consistently for the rest of this massage. 140 00:05:58,148 --> 00:05:59,816 Okay. 141 00:05:59,841 --> 00:06:02,811 - Can I have you flip on your back? - Sure. 142 00:06:06,814 --> 00:06:08,714 Deep inhale. 143 00:06:10,774 --> 00:06:13,389 Deep breath out. 144 00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,283 Ooh. 145 00:06:15,988 --> 00:06:18,319 Okay, team, we only have a few hours, 146 00:06:18,344 --> 00:06:20,012 so we need to act fast. 147 00:06:20,037 --> 00:06:21,631 - It's raining. What's the plan? 148 00:06:21,906 --> 00:06:24,307 Okay. Well, Roland, you've got some pull here, 149 00:06:24,332 --> 00:06:26,400 we need a venue, and don't say... 150 00:06:26,425 --> 00:06:29,154 Our living room is yours, Johnny. 151 00:06:29,179 --> 00:06:31,464 And we still have some baby sprinkle decorations 152 00:06:31,489 --> 00:06:32,489 gathering dust. 153 00:06:32,514 --> 00:06:34,450 Oh, as David's Maid-of-Honor, 154 00:06:34,475 --> 00:06:36,343 I'm gonna shut that down on his behalf. 155 00:06:36,368 --> 00:06:38,849 Ray, you don't need to be documenting this. 156 00:06:38,874 --> 00:06:40,900 I was told to capture the day. 157 00:06:41,036 --> 00:06:42,702 Ray, I don't think this is a part of the day 158 00:06:42,727 --> 00:06:44,495 that anybody is gonna wanna remember. 159 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,781 Can you say that again for the camera? 160 00:06:46,806 --> 00:06:49,141 I know the florist. 161 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:51,536 I can see if she can throw in some extra flowers. 162 00:06:51,669 --> 00:06:55,057 Ronnie, you don't seem to realize we don't have the time. 163 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:57,650 Johnny, when I say I know the florist, I mean, 164 00:06:57,675 --> 00:06:59,559 I know the florist. 165 00:07:01,105 --> 00:07:03,123 - Oh. - Yes! Ronnie! That's great! 166 00:07:03,148 --> 00:07:05,371 - Thank you so much. - I'm doing this for David. 167 00:07:06,394 --> 00:07:07,583 Of course you are. 168 00:07:07,608 --> 00:07:10,230 I can free up the café between the lunch and dinner rush. 169 00:07:10,255 --> 00:07:12,855 Yeah, I guess we could use the garage for parking. 170 00:07:12,880 --> 00:07:15,047 We just have to keep a space clear 171 00:07:15,072 --> 00:07:16,715 in case Gwen comes back. 172 00:07:18,113 --> 00:07:19,414 Well, thanks, Bob, 173 00:07:19,797 --> 00:07:21,831 but it's really hard to talk parking 174 00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:24,176 when we don't even know where we're holding the thing. 175 00:07:24,201 --> 00:07:27,808 Well, the closest place to there would be the Town Hall. 176 00:07:27,833 --> 00:07:30,318 What about the Town Hall, Johnny? 177 00:07:31,537 --> 00:07:33,029 I mean, David's gonna have a heart attack, 178 00:07:33,054 --> 00:07:35,588 but it... it could work. 179 00:07:40,751 --> 00:07:44,663 Okay, David. We've managed to secure a venue for tonight, 180 00:07:44,688 --> 00:07:46,833 and I really don't want to hear anything but enthusiasm 181 00:07:46,857 --> 00:07:48,491 from you when I tell you. 182 00:07:49,359 --> 00:07:51,560 You are shockingly calm for David Rose 183 00:07:51,585 --> 00:07:53,853 - on his wedding day. - I am. 184 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:56,065 So where are we getting married? 185 00:07:56,090 --> 00:07:59,060 - An indoor parking garage? - Those were all full. 186 00:07:59,630 --> 00:08:03,806 We uh, we managed to get the Town Hall for the night. 187 00:08:06,498 --> 00:08:09,579 And-and it's dry, and everybody is chipping in, 188 00:08:09,604 --> 00:08:10,990 and your dad has promised me 189 00:08:11,015 --> 00:08:12,732 that he has everything under control. 190 00:08:14,740 --> 00:08:17,754 - Okay. Fine. - Are you okay? 191 00:08:17,779 --> 00:08:19,212 I mean, listen, 192 00:08:19,237 --> 00:08:22,401 just because I didn't have the Town Hall... 193 00:08:22,426 --> 00:08:25,337 on my mood board doesn't mean we still can't have fun. 194 00:08:25,685 --> 00:08:28,231 And as long as my husband doesn't stand me up at the altar, 195 00:08:28,256 --> 00:08:30,190 I don't care where we get married. 196 00:08:30,215 --> 00:08:31,910 Wow. 197 00:08:31,935 --> 00:08:33,936 That massage really did a number, huh? 198 00:08:34,038 --> 00:08:36,506 - Uh, yeah. That was the first time 199 00:08:36,531 --> 00:08:38,966 I've ever received a happy ending. 200 00:08:40,313 --> 00:08:41,646 Sorry, what did you just say? 201 00:08:42,704 --> 00:08:44,634 The happy ending that the masseur gave me. 202 00:08:44,944 --> 00:08:46,458 I've always heard of things like that, 203 00:08:46,483 --> 00:08:48,051 but I've never actually gotten one. 204 00:08:48,076 --> 00:08:49,776 Did you have to pay extra for that? 205 00:08:51,127 --> 00:08:53,172 I didn't pay for a happy ending! I paid for a massage! 206 00:08:53,197 --> 00:08:56,168 He gave you a happy ending?! On our wedding day?! 207 00:08:56,193 --> 00:08:57,845 I thought you wanted that?! 208 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,595 See, this is what Ray should be filming. 209 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,298 Why... would I want you to get a happy ending 210 00:09:02,323 --> 00:09:04,758 from a stranger on our wedding day, David? 211 00:09:04,783 --> 00:09:06,250 You tell me! 212 00:09:06,275 --> 00:09:08,103 Because I was stressed out! 213 00:09:08,128 --> 00:09:10,665 And you told me that you wanted to de-stress me. 214 00:09:10,690 --> 00:09:12,991 I just assumed you knew what you were paying for! 215 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,093 I was both shocked and impressed! 216 00:09:15,118 --> 00:09:16,385 Oh... 217 00:09:16,410 --> 00:09:19,058 Okay, but to be clear, you didn't stop it from happening? 218 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,562 Okay, Marcia Clark? Court's adjourned for the day. 219 00:09:21,587 --> 00:09:23,186 This is unbelievable. 220 00:09:23,211 --> 00:09:25,097 At no point was that ever discussed. 221 00:09:25,122 --> 00:09:27,890 All I did, was leave an envelope full of cash 222 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,150 and a note that said to take very good care of you. 223 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,603 And now that I've said those words out loud, 224 00:09:32,628 --> 00:09:34,240 I can see how a certain kind of person 225 00:09:34,264 --> 00:09:36,220 would interpret that the wrong way. 226 00:09:36,245 --> 00:09:38,376 Okay, but was it good at least? 227 00:09:38,414 --> 00:09:41,126 - Do not answer that. Was it? Don't. 228 00:09:41,151 --> 00:09:42,418 Okay. 229 00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:45,240 I think Stevie and I should probably go get ready. 230 00:09:45,265 --> 00:09:46,932 Leave you to put your little suit on. 231 00:09:46,957 --> 00:09:48,524 - Mhmm. - Okay? 232 00:09:48,549 --> 00:09:50,650 Nothing compares to you. 233 00:09:50,747 --> 00:09:52,514 My... husband-to-be. 234 00:09:52,779 --> 00:09:54,647 I love you. 235 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,449 This is gonna make for a very strange story one day. 236 00:09:57,550 --> 00:09:58,917 Oh yeah, absolutely. 237 00:09:59,127 --> 00:10:03,324 Okay. We will meet you at Town Hall. 238 00:10:03,349 --> 00:10:05,184 - Mhmm. - Okay? 239 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,510 Oh my God. 240 00:10:15,735 --> 00:10:17,436 Ah, everybody, 241 00:10:17,613 --> 00:10:20,315 I'd like to thank you all for coming out today, 242 00:10:20,340 --> 00:10:24,608 and uh helping to save David and Patrick's big day. 243 00:10:25,116 --> 00:10:26,850 And on a personal note, 244 00:10:26,875 --> 00:10:31,025 I'd like to thank you all... for helping to save my family 245 00:10:31,050 --> 00:10:33,118 over these past few years. 246 00:10:33,143 --> 00:10:35,077 I don't think we could have gotten through 247 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:36,628 without you all... 248 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:39,267 Jocelyn, I thought Ronnie's in charge of the flowers. 249 00:10:39,468 --> 00:10:41,727 Well, yeah, but you can never have enough. 250 00:10:41,752 --> 00:10:44,005 And you said to spare no expense so. 251 00:10:44,030 --> 00:10:47,300 I did. I didn't think we'd be taking is it quite so literally. 252 00:10:47,325 --> 00:10:49,393 I mean, I think we've gotta rein this in a bit. 253 00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:52,699 Oh Johnny, come on. Just enjoy it, okay? 254 00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,258 You're gonna be gone soon. 255 00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,117 You're gonna miss this place. 256 00:10:56,142 --> 00:10:58,629 I will be back, Roland. My son still lives here. 257 00:10:58,654 --> 00:11:00,321 No, I know there is that, 258 00:11:00,346 --> 00:11:04,835 but... you are gonna be gone gone soon. 259 00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:07,286 Something can fall from the ceiling and just go 260 00:11:07,311 --> 00:11:08,878 Bffggghhh! I'm dead! 261 00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:10,203 Okay. 262 00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,963 - Not me though, I'm prepared. - All right. 263 00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,436 Okay, everybody, back to work! 264 00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:20,935 *** 265 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,256 - Yes! - Oh! 266 00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,108 Oh my God! You're getting married today! 267 00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,835 I am. And according to the wedding schedule, 268 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,124 you're supposed to be dressed and ready to greet me. 269 00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,133 Greet you? 270 00:11:32,883 --> 00:11:35,703 - What is that? - Thank you, David. 271 00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,330 You look very expensive and gorgeous too. 272 00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:40,233 It's-it's white. You're wearing a white dress. 273 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,585 Duh. It's black and white themed. 274 00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:44,211 What was I supposed to show up in pink? 275 00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,904 Or black! You're wearing a wedding dress 276 00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:49,207 - to my wedding! - This is not a wedding dress. 277 00:11:49,232 --> 00:11:51,163 It's a white, floor-length gown. 278 00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,350 - It's very different. - Did it come with a veil? 279 00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,374 - No. It came with a headdress. - A what? 280 00:11:57,432 --> 00:12:00,421 It came with like a white, tulle, headdress, 281 00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:02,046 but I thought it overwhelmed the dress 282 00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:03,475 so I decided not to wear it. 283 00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,725 You're walking me down the aisle in a wedding dress. 284 00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,241 Everyone is gonna think we're getting married to each other. 285 00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:12,607 Ugh! Come in. 286 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,439 - You look nice. - Thank you. 287 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,441 Now, Stevie, as my Maid-of-Honor, 288 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,917 does it not look like Alexis is wearing a wedding dress? 289 00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,780 Or just like a dress that happens to be white? 290 00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:30,272 I don't wanna get involved. 291 00:12:30,297 --> 00:12:32,042 You don't have a choice. You work for me today. 292 00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,901 So much for the massage. 293 00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:35,493 I mean, 294 00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,766 I don't think it's gonna look like a wedding dress 295 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,565 unless you guys are standing next to each other. 296 00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:43,330 She's walking me down the aisle! 297 00:12:44,253 --> 00:12:46,031 I don't think you should worry about it. 298 00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,456 I'm sure this town has seen far weirder things. 299 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,468 Okay. Everybody chill. 300 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,447 My brother is getting married today. 301 00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:56,018 Still feels so weird to say that, 302 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,425 so drink up, David. 303 00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,893 It's your big day. And we love you. 304 00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:04,589 - Right, Stevie? - Right? 305 00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,796 Hm. 306 00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,476 - Is that a bow in the back? - Don't, David. 307 00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:27,834 ♪ 308 00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:32,696 ♪ 309 00:13:39,222 --> 00:13:41,693 ♪ Ohhhh, I was so lost ♪ 310 00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:45,089 ♪ Didn't know what to do with myself ♪ 311 00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,769 ♪ I was my own worst enemy 312 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:52,415 ♪ I was lost, oh I needed help ♪ 313 00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:56,531 ♪ Then you came along 314 00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:59,401 ♪ And saw the state I was in 315 00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:03,496 ♪ You picked me up when I was down ♪ 316 00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,169 ♪ Showed me how to live again 317 00:14:06,885 --> 00:14:10,236 ♪ This is precious love, precious love ♪ 318 00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:13,650 ♪ No I can't let it go 319 00:14:13,675 --> 00:14:17,210 ♪ This is precious love, and it's teaching me ♪ 320 00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:20,580 ♪ Everything I need to know 321 00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:23,249 ♪ This is love, love 322 00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:26,040 ♪ Love, love, love 323 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,321 ♪ Precious love (Yes) 324 00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:32,249 ♪ Love, love, love, love 325 00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,834 ♪ Love, precious love 326 00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,765 ♪ Oooohhhhhh 327 00:14:43,412 --> 00:14:45,138 Okay, can you please stop doing that? 328 00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:46,830 - You're making me nervous. - I'm sorry. 329 00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,542 I've just like, I've been thinking a lot about it, 330 00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,067 and I think you're right. 331 00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:52,694 I know. About what? 332 00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,413 Like I think I'm wearing a wedding dress. 333 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:57,271 - Oh, I know that. - I really wanted to impress you today. 334 00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,190 And now I feel like I'm ruining your wedding. 335 00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,354 I think you're giving yourself a lot of credit. 336 00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,313 My wedding was already ruined. 337 00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,443 But for what it's worth, 338 00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:09,352 I am continuously impressed by you. 339 00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:12,678 Now can you please walk me down the aisle 340 00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,291 before people lose interest? 341 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,763 Hey David, 342 00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:19,223 - it would be my honor. - Okay. 343 00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:28,180 - Hey, I love you. - Hm. 344 00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:30,826 ♪ Take my heart and make it stronger ♪ 345 00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,553 ♪ You're simply the best ♪ 346 00:15:34,578 --> 00:15:37,399 ♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪ 347 00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:40,092 ♪ Better than all the rest ♪ 348 00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:42,185 ♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪ 349 00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:44,530 ♪ Better than anyone ♪ 350 00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:47,223 ♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪ 351 00:15:47,248 --> 00:15:48,467 ♪ Anyone I ever met ♪ 352 00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,842 Is it me, or do they look like husband and wife? 353 00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,935 - ♪ I'm stuck on your heart ♪ - Kind of. 354 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,512 ♪ I hang on every word you say ♪ 355 00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:01,504 ♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪ 356 00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:03,473 ♪ Tear us apart ♪ 357 00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,966 ♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪ 358 00:16:05,991 --> 00:16:10,178 ♪ Baby, I would rather be dead ♪ 359 00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,153 ♪ You're simply the best ♪ 360 00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,912 ♪ Tam, tam ♪ 361 00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,295 ♪ Ooooohhhh ♪ 362 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,114 - ♪ You're simply the best ♪ - ♪ Ooooohhh ♪ 363 00:16:25,162 --> 00:16:26,756 Good... 364 00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:30,209 Good evening, everyone, 365 00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:34,938 welcome to the marriage of Patrick Brewer and David... 366 00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,701 David Rose. 367 00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:42,254 We are gathered here today 368 00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:45,825 to celebrate the love between two people, 369 00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:49,252 whose lives were ostensibly brought together 370 00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:52,375 by the fated flap of a butterfly wing. 371 00:16:53,991 --> 00:16:56,592 It is all but impossible to explain 372 00:16:57,053 --> 00:16:59,121 why things happen the way they do. 373 00:17:01,201 --> 00:17:05,209 Our lives are like little bébé crows, 374 00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,400 carried upon a curious wind. 375 00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:12,175 And all we can wish, for our families, 376 00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:13,763 for those we love, 377 00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,232 is that that wind 378 00:17:16,842 --> 00:17:20,170 will eventually places us on solid ground. 379 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:26,592 And I believe it's done just that for my family here. 380 00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:28,839 In this little town. 381 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,990 In the middle of nowhere. 382 00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:32,606 Okay. I think we're good. 383 00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:34,432 Okay. 384 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,951 And now I will ask David Rose 385 00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:42,344 - and Patrick... - Brewer. 386 00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,137 Brewer. 387 00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:48,556 To exchange their vows. 388 00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,506 David. 389 00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,965 I can't believe this is happening. 390 00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:07,826 I'm gonna keep this very short 391 00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:09,701 because I think you already know 392 00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:11,794 that I would climb a thousand mountains for you. 393 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,877 So I'll just say this: 394 00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:20,747 you will always... be a part of me. 395 00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:25,178 ♪ And I'm part of you indefinitely ♪ 396 00:18:26,303 --> 00:18:29,972 ♪ Boy don't you know you can't escape me ♪ 397 00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,974 ♪ 'Cause you know you'll always be my baby ♪ 398 00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,731 ♪ And we'll linger on 399 00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:40,349 ♪ Time can't erase a feeling this strong ♪ 400 00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:44,343 ♪ No way you're never gonna shake me ♪ 401 00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:48,060 ♪ Ooh darling 'cause you'll always be my baby ♪ 402 00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,646 David? 403 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,745 Ugh, yes. 404 00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:02,166 Patrick... 405 00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:08,185 I've never liked a smile as much as I like yours. 406 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,684 I've never felt as safe 407 00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,844 as I do when I'm with you. 408 00:19:15,592 --> 00:19:17,392 I've never known love, 409 00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,638 like I have when we're together. 410 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,474 It's not been an easy road for me. 411 00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:27,076 But... knowing that you will always be there for me 412 00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,576 at the end of it, makes everything okay. 413 00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:34,365 Patrick Brewer, 414 00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:37,420 you are my happy ending. 415 00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:42,859 Patrick, 416 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,361 do you take David 417 00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:48,364 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 418 00:19:51,869 --> 00:19:53,636 I do. 419 00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:57,972 And David. 420 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,476 David. Do you take Patrick 421 00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,333 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 422 00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:05,849 I do. 423 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:10,312 I now pronounce you husband and husband. 424 00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:13,958 You may kiss each other. 425 00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,620 Wooo! 426 00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:47,666 Well, you did such a great job, sweetheart. 427 00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,359 I don't know how you do it. 428 00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,351 Oh, someone has to hold it together? 429 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,748 There's a time and place for sentimentality, 430 00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:57,687 and your only son's wedding day is hardly the moment. 431 00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:08,826 Moira! 432 00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,186 - It's 6:00 A.M., John. I'm moving as fast as I can. 433 00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:16,387 Hmm. 434 00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,434 Well, I guess this is it. 435 00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:21,122 You know after our goodbyes last night 436 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,048 Roland mentioned a going away gift, 437 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,208 I guess he forgot. 438 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,373 I personally would not have missed this 439 00:21:28,398 --> 00:21:30,332 for the whole wide world. 440 00:21:30,529 --> 00:21:32,358 David: Okay. You're only saying that 441 00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:34,350 'cause you haven't gone to bed yet. 442 00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,841 I'm going to miss you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. 443 00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:40,099 - Oh. - Thank you, Stevie, 444 00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,824 that's awfully sweet. 445 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,336 Yes, just as sweet as the liqueur 446 00:21:44,361 --> 00:21:45,962 wafting off your breath. 447 00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:49,475 I also didn't go to bed last night. 448 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,651 You take care of the place, Stevie. 449 00:21:55,472 --> 00:21:58,040 And uh, if you get the chance, 450 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,120 Room 7 needs a turndown. 451 00:22:01,317 --> 00:22:02,662 Okay. 452 00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,991 Well, safe travels, Mr. and Mrs. Rose. 453 00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:07,694 David and I can't wait to host you at our place 454 00:22:07,718 --> 00:22:09,285 when you come back to visit. 455 00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,779 Oh, thank you, Patrick. 456 00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,934 Oh, the couriers are coming for the bulk of the luggage. 457 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,627 - Yeah, today. Yes. - This afternoon. 458 00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,553 Okay. Make sure the girls are shipped in an... 459 00:22:19,578 --> 00:22:22,280 Temperature controlled cargo container. Aha. 460 00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,643 Okay. Bye, kids. 461 00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,536 Okay. Bye. 462 00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:29,922 I love you! 463 00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:31,548 Love you. 464 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,956 - Okay. - Love You! 465 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:38,891 - Bye, son. - I'll see you soon. 466 00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,284 I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud. 467 00:22:44,955 --> 00:22:46,889 - Bye, Honey. - Bye, Dad. 468 00:22:47,419 --> 00:22:50,235 - I love you! - I love you too. 469 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,622 Moira: We love you! 470 00:23:08,826 --> 00:23:10,213 Love you. 471 00:23:22,049 --> 00:23:24,241 Johnny: Wait! Stop the car! 472 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:34,319 What is it? 473 00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:39,378 Just wanted one last look. 474 00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:45,298 Driver, we're ready. 32409

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