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What happened? Who died?
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- Who died?
- Did Patrick die?
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No, Patrick didn't die, David.
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Then why did you startle
me awake like this?
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My mind went straight to some
kind of unthinkable tragedy.
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Like something really,
really bad happened.
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Oh. Imagine.
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Well, the day did
have a slight singultus
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- What is she talking about?
- A hiccup.
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- What hiccup? Who's hiccuping?
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Okay, David, shush for a minute.
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There was a big storm last night.
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And things got a bit wet.
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How wet?
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We've been looking into changing venues.
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- Oh my God. To where? Bob's Garage?
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No, his roof was no match
for the cumulus clouds.
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I've woken up in a
"Black Mirror" episode.
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This might be a stupid question
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because there is like literally
nothing you can do about it,
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but why didn't you guys get a tent?
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Not helping, Alexis.
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Because I wanted the
wood-fired pizza oven
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and we couldn't afford both.
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Someone has to call the officiant.
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He's on his way from Elmdale.
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What happened to Fabian?!
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He canceled because of the rain.
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What kind of adult man
rides a penny-farthing?
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He's a haikuist!
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Well, David... I-I-I
could easily step in here.
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I have a lot to say about...
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my son getting married...
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Okay.
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You can barely get through this
without crying, so that's a no.
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A note, I did bring the house down
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at Pat Sajak's first wedding.
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- Oh my God.
- Johnny: Oh I remember that.
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"Can I buy a vow."
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I had the studio audience
wrapped around my finger.
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Well, there is one problem solved.
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So let's leave the rest to me, okay?
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We have money now and
the last thing I want
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is to leave town with some
cheap-ass, soggy wedding.
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- Mhmm.
- Okay.
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What if the sun comes
out and everything's fine.
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Fuck!
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Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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- Yep.
- Mhmm.
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Where are you going?!
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Moira: Somewhere safe.
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Okay. We should've gotten a tent.
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- I didn't need pizza that badly.
- Wow, let's not get crazy.
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No, we should have
gotten married indoors.
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You said indoor weddings are tacky.
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No. I said most weddings are tacky.
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And they often take place indoors.
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- Hm. David... we all know how much
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the success of this
wedding means to you.
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So we are going to make the
absolute best of today, okay?
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And regardless of how that happens
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or where that happens,
at the end of the day,
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I am going to kiss that
worried-looking face of yours
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and call you my husband.
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And that's the only thing that matters.
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Okay,
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I just refuse to get married
in Roland's living room.
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I have to draw the line somewhere.
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Okay. Okay.
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Besides those carpets
do not photograph well.
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All right, I am heading to the motel
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to sort all this out with your Dad.
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In the meantime,
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I have arranged for a massage
to chill you out a little bit.
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So you can just lie down, relax
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and not talk until we
have a plan, all right?
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How did you book a
massage so last-minute?
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Oh no, all this was planned weeks ago.
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Just had a hunch you wouldn't
handle stress well today.
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Okay, I've been handling
the stress just fine.
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You had like three
bagels in half an hour.
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- They were a mistake.
- It's all taken care of
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and I've told them we
need you calm today.
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So just let them do their job. Okay?
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Okay. I just feel like
I need to be around for...
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Goodbye, David.
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Don't neglect the lighting.
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Okay. Love you, too.
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Love you. Thanks.
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"Hello, you.
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Are-are we all ready to spin
the wheel of life today?"
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Even Vanna White didn't
laugh at that one.
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Alexis, have I ever told you
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how bewitching you are.
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- It's a compliment.
- No. I know. I'm sorry.
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I'm just feeling like,
a little emotional today.
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Is it David? Did he say
something to upset you?
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He can be very cruel, but
it's all fear-based, Dear.
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So please don't take it personally.
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No, I just realized that
this is like the last time
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- that we're all gonna be here.
- No.
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- Like this.
- Stop.
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Like, soon I won't be able
to just like come in here
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and say hey.
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No, I think you'll be
surprised at how quickly
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you'll appreciate the luxury of privacy.
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I remember there was like a whole year
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that we just didn't even see each other.
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That's not true.
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Unless it was the year I booked
that international campaign
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for Looky-Loo Binoculars.
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I'm just saying...
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A part of me feels like...
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I'm almost glad that we lost the money.
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Well, I'm happy you and your
feeling are so well acquainted.
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But you wouldn't be the first hostage
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to fall in love with their captor.
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I love you very much
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Okay. Okay.
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And I'm here if you need
any help with your speech.
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No, I'm good, but thank you.
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Thank you, I needed a
moment of levity today.
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- Boop.
- Oh.
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Woo!
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Okay.
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I think you're very good at this,
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or the half pill I just took kicked in.
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Or both.
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Because I am feeling
very calm right now.
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Well, that's good,
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because your neck is
like a block of granite.
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Okay. Are we sure that's not just muscle
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Yes.
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All right, you answered
that too quickly.
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- Relax.
- Mhmm.
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Take a deep inhale.
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And a big exhale.
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Good.
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Now do that consistently
for the rest of this massage.
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Okay.
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- Can I have you flip on your back?
- Sure.
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Deep inhale.
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Deep breath out.
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Ooh.
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Okay, team, we only have a few hours,
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so we need to act fast.
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- It's raining. What's the plan?
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Okay. Well, Roland,
you've got some pull here,
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we need a venue, and don't say...
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Our living room is yours, Johnny.
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And we still have some
baby sprinkle decorations
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gathering dust.
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Oh, as David's Maid-of-Honor,
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I'm gonna shut that down on his behalf.
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Ray, you don't need
to be documenting this.
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I was told to capture the day.
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Ray, I don't think this
is a part of the day
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that anybody is gonna wanna remember.
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Can you say that again for the camera?
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I know the florist.
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I can see if she can throw
in some extra flowers.
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Ronnie, you don't seem to
realize we don't have the time.
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Johnny, when I say I
know the florist, I mean,
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I know the florist.
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- Oh.
- Yes! Ronnie! That's great!
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- Thank you so much.
- I'm doing this for David.
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Of course you are.
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I can free up the café between
the lunch and dinner rush.
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Yeah, I guess we could
use the garage for parking.
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We just have to keep a space clear
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in case Gwen comes back.
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Well, thanks, Bob,
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but it's really hard to talk parking
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when we don't even know
where we're holding the thing.
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Well, the closest place to
there would be the Town Hall.
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What about the Town Hall, Johnny?
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I mean, David's gonna
have a heart attack,
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but it... it could work.
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Okay, David. We've managed
to secure a venue for tonight,
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and I really don't want to
hear anything but enthusiasm
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from you when I tell you.
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You are shockingly calm for David Rose
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- on his wedding day.
- I am.
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So where are we getting married?
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- An indoor parking garage?
- Those were all full.
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We uh, we managed to get
the Town Hall for the night.
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And-and it's dry, and
everybody is chipping in,
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and your dad has promised me
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that he has everything under control.
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- Okay. Fine.
- Are you okay?
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I mean, listen,
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just because I didn't
have the Town Hall...
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on my mood board doesn't
mean we still can't have fun.
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And as long as my husband
doesn't stand me up at the altar,
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I don't care where we get married.
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Wow.
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That massage really did a number, huh?
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- Uh, yeah. That was the first time
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I've ever received a happy ending.
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Sorry, what did you just say?
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The happy ending that
the masseur gave me.
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I've always heard of things like that,
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but I've never actually gotten one.
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Did you have to pay extra for that?
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I didn't pay for a happy
ending! I paid for a massage!
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He gave you a happy
ending?! On our wedding day?!
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I thought you wanted that?!
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See, this is what Ray should be filming.
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Why... would I want you
to get a happy ending
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from a stranger on
our wedding day, David?
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You tell me!
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Because I was stressed out!
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And you told me that you
wanted to de-stress me.
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I just assumed you knew
what you were paying for!
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I was both shocked and impressed!
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Oh...
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Okay, but to be clear, you
didn't stop it from happening?
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Okay, Marcia Clark?
Court's adjourned for the day.
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This is unbelievable.
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At no point was that ever discussed.
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All I did, was leave
an envelope full of cash
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and a note that said to
take very good care of you.
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And now that I've said
those words out loud,
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I can see how a certain kind of person
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would interpret that the wrong way.
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Okay, but was it good at least?
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- Do not answer that. Was it? Don't.
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Okay.
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I think Stevie and I should
probably go get ready.
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Leave you to put your little suit on.
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- Mhmm.
- Okay?
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Nothing compares to you.
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My... husband-to-be.
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I love you.
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This is gonna make for a
very strange story one day.
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Oh yeah, absolutely.
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Okay. We will meet you at Town Hall.
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- Mhmm.
- Okay?
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Oh my God.
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Ah, everybody,
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I'd like to thank you
all for coming out today,
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and uh helping to save
David and Patrick's big day.
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And on a personal note,
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I'd like to thank you all...
for helping to save my family
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over these past few years.
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I don't think we could
have gotten through
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without you all...
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Jocelyn, I thought Ronnie's
in charge of the flowers.
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Well, yeah, but you
can never have enough.
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And you said to spare no expense so.
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I did. I didn't think we'd be
taking is it quite so literally.
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I mean, I think we've
gotta rein this in a bit.
255
00:10:49,418 --> 00:10:52,699
Oh Johnny, come on.
Just enjoy it, okay?
256
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,258
You're gonna be gone soon.
257
00:10:54,283 --> 00:10:56,117
You're gonna miss this place.
258
00:10:56,142 --> 00:10:58,629
I will be back, Roland.
My son still lives here.
259
00:10:58,654 --> 00:11:00,321
No, I know there is that,
260
00:11:00,346 --> 00:11:04,835
but... you are gonna be gone gone soon.
261
00:11:05,385 --> 00:11:07,286
Something can fall from
the ceiling and just go
262
00:11:07,311 --> 00:11:08,878
Bffggghhh! I'm dead!
263
00:11:08,903 --> 00:11:10,203
Okay.
264
00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,963
- Not me though, I'm prepared.
- All right.
265
00:11:13,293 --> 00:11:15,436
Okay, everybody, back to work!
266
00:11:19,421 --> 00:11:20,935
***
267
00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:22,256
- Yes!
- Oh!
268
00:11:22,281 --> 00:11:25,108
Oh my God! You're getting married today!
269
00:11:25,133 --> 00:11:27,835
I am. And according to
the wedding schedule,
270
00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:30,124
you're supposed to be
dressed and ready to greet me.
271
00:11:30,833 --> 00:11:32,133
Greet you?
272
00:11:32,883 --> 00:11:35,703
- What is that?
- Thank you, David.
273
00:11:35,728 --> 00:11:38,330
You look very expensive
and gorgeous too.
274
00:11:38,355 --> 00:11:40,233
It's-it's white. You're
wearing a white dress.
275
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,585
Duh. It's black and white themed.
276
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:44,211
What was I supposed to show up in pink?
277
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:46,904
Or black! You're wearing a wedding dress
278
00:11:46,929 --> 00:11:49,207
- to my wedding!
- This is not a wedding dress.
279
00:11:49,232 --> 00:11:51,163
It's a white, floor-length gown.
280
00:11:51,188 --> 00:11:53,350
- It's very different.
- Did it come with a veil?
281
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:56,374
- No. It came with a headdress.
- A what?
282
00:11:57,432 --> 00:12:00,421
It came with like a
white, tulle, headdress,
283
00:12:00,446 --> 00:12:02,046
but I thought it overwhelmed the dress
284
00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:03,475
so I decided not to wear it.
285
00:12:03,500 --> 00:12:06,725
You're walking me down the
aisle in a wedding dress.
286
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:09,241
Everyone is gonna think we're
getting married to each other.
287
00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:12,607
Ugh! Come in.
288
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,439
- You look nice.
- Thank you.
289
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,441
Now, Stevie, as my Maid-of-Honor,
290
00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:25,917
does it not look like Alexis
is wearing a wedding dress?
291
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,780
Or just like a dress
that happens to be white?
292
00:12:28,805 --> 00:12:30,272
I don't wanna get involved.
293
00:12:30,297 --> 00:12:32,042
You don't have a choice.
You work for me today.
294
00:12:32,067 --> 00:12:33,901
So much for the massage.
295
00:12:33,926 --> 00:12:35,493
I mean,
296
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:37,766
I don't think it's gonna
look like a wedding dress
297
00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,565
unless you guys are
standing next to each other.
298
00:12:40,628 --> 00:12:43,330
She's walking me down the aisle!
299
00:12:44,253 --> 00:12:46,031
I don't think you should worry about it.
300
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,456
I'm sure this town has
seen far weirder things.
301
00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,468
Okay. Everybody chill.
302
00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,447
My brother is getting married today.
303
00:12:53,472 --> 00:12:56,018
Still feels so weird to say that,
304
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,425
so drink up, David.
305
00:12:58,450 --> 00:13:00,893
It's your big day. And we love you.
306
00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:04,589
- Right, Stevie?
- Right?
307
00:13:05,262 --> 00:13:06,796
Hm.
308
00:13:07,375 --> 00:13:09,476
- Is that a bow in the back?
- Don't, David.
309
00:13:21,095 --> 00:13:27,834
♪
310
00:13:27,859 --> 00:13:32,696
♪
311
00:13:39,222 --> 00:13:41,693
♪ Ohhhh, I was so lost ♪
312
00:13:41,718 --> 00:13:45,089
♪ Didn't know what
to do with myself ♪
313
00:13:46,167 --> 00:13:48,769
♪ I was my own worst enemy
314
00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:52,415
♪ I was lost, oh I needed help ♪
315
00:13:52,910 --> 00:13:56,531
♪ Then you came along
316
00:13:56,556 --> 00:13:59,401
♪ And saw the state I was in
317
00:13:59,426 --> 00:14:03,496
♪ You picked me up when I was down ♪
318
00:14:03,668 --> 00:14:06,169
♪ Showed me how to live again
319
00:14:06,885 --> 00:14:10,236
♪ This is precious
love, precious love ♪
320
00:14:10,261 --> 00:14:13,650
♪ No I can't let it go
321
00:14:13,675 --> 00:14:17,210
♪ This is precious love,
and it's teaching me ♪
322
00:14:17,312 --> 00:14:20,580
♪ Everything I need to know
323
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:23,249
♪ This is love, love
324
00:14:23,274 --> 00:14:26,040
♪ Love, love, love
325
00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:28,321
♪ Precious love (Yes)
326
00:14:28,346 --> 00:14:32,249
♪ Love, love, love, love
327
00:14:32,505 --> 00:14:35,834
♪ Love, precious love
328
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:40,765
♪ Oooohhhhhh
329
00:14:43,412 --> 00:14:45,138
Okay, can you please stop doing that?
330
00:14:45,162 --> 00:14:46,830
- You're making me nervous.
- I'm sorry.
331
00:14:46,931 --> 00:14:48,542
I've just like, I've been
thinking a lot about it,
332
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:50,067
and I think you're right.
333
00:14:50,092 --> 00:14:52,694
I know. About what?
334
00:14:52,719 --> 00:14:54,413
Like I think I'm
wearing a wedding dress.
335
00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:57,271
- Oh, I know that.
- I really wanted to impress you today.
336
00:14:57,296 --> 00:14:59,190
And now I feel like I'm
ruining your wedding.
337
00:14:59,434 --> 00:15:01,354
I think you're giving
yourself a lot of credit.
338
00:15:01,379 --> 00:15:03,313
My wedding was already ruined.
339
00:15:03,959 --> 00:15:05,443
But for what it's worth,
340
00:15:06,654 --> 00:15:09,352
I am continuously impressed by you.
341
00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:12,678
Now can you please
walk me down the aisle
342
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:14,291
before people lose interest?
343
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,763
Hey David,
344
00:15:17,356 --> 00:15:19,223
- it would be my honor.
- Okay.
345
00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:28,180
- Hey, I love you.
- Hm.
346
00:15:28,205 --> 00:15:30,826
♪ Take my heart and
make it stronger ♪
347
00:15:32,163 --> 00:15:34,553
♪ You're simply the best ♪
348
00:15:34,578 --> 00:15:37,399
♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪
349
00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:40,092
♪ Better than all the rest ♪
350
00:15:40,117 --> 00:15:42,185
♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪
351
00:15:42,210 --> 00:15:44,530
♪ Better than anyone ♪
352
00:15:44,555 --> 00:15:47,223
♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪
353
00:15:47,248 --> 00:15:48,467
♪ Anyone I ever met ♪
354
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,842
Is it me, or do they look
like husband and wife?
355
00:15:51,867 --> 00:15:54,935
- ♪ I'm stuck on your heart ♪
- Kind of.
356
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:59,512
♪ I hang on every word you say ♪
357
00:15:59,537 --> 00:16:01,504
♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪
358
00:16:01,529 --> 00:16:03,473
♪ Tear us apart ♪
359
00:16:03,498 --> 00:16:05,966
♪ Ohhh-ooooohh-ohhh ♪
360
00:16:05,991 --> 00:16:10,178
♪ Baby, I would rather be dead ♪
361
00:16:10,686 --> 00:16:12,153
♪ You're simply the best ♪
362
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:13,912
♪ Tam, tam ♪
363
00:16:14,494 --> 00:16:16,295
♪ Ooooohhhh ♪
364
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:20,114
- ♪ You're simply the best ♪
- ♪ Ooooohhh ♪
365
00:16:25,162 --> 00:16:26,756
Good...
366
00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:30,209
Good evening, everyone,
367
00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:34,938
welcome to the marriage of
Patrick Brewer and David...
368
00:16:35,350 --> 00:16:37,701
David Rose.
369
00:16:39,353 --> 00:16:42,254
We are gathered here today
370
00:16:42,279 --> 00:16:45,825
to celebrate the love
between two people,
371
00:16:46,279 --> 00:16:49,252
whose lives were
ostensibly brought together
372
00:16:49,406 --> 00:16:52,375
by the fated flap of a butterfly wing.
373
00:16:53,991 --> 00:16:56,592
It is all but impossible to explain
374
00:16:57,053 --> 00:16:59,121
why things happen the way they do.
375
00:17:01,201 --> 00:17:05,209
Our lives are like little bébé crows,
376
00:17:05,799 --> 00:17:08,400
carried upon a curious wind.
377
00:17:08,572 --> 00:17:12,175
And all we can wish, for our families,
378
00:17:12,451 --> 00:17:13,763
for those we love,
379
00:17:14,662 --> 00:17:16,232
is that that wind
380
00:17:16,842 --> 00:17:20,170
will eventually places
us on solid ground.
381
00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:26,592
And I believe it's done
just that for my family here.
382
00:17:27,271 --> 00:17:28,839
In this little town.
383
00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:30,990
In the middle of nowhere.
384
00:17:31,206 --> 00:17:32,606
Okay. I think we're good.
385
00:17:32,631 --> 00:17:34,432
Okay.
386
00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:39,951
And now I will ask David Rose
387
00:17:40,204 --> 00:17:42,344
- and Patrick...
- Brewer.
388
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,137
Brewer.
389
00:17:46,303 --> 00:17:48,556
To exchange their vows.
390
00:17:54,156 --> 00:17:55,506
David.
391
00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:03,965
I can't believe this is happening.
392
00:18:06,349 --> 00:18:07,826
I'm gonna keep this very short
393
00:18:07,851 --> 00:18:09,701
because I think you already know
394
00:18:09,726 --> 00:18:11,794
that I would climb a
thousand mountains for you.
395
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:15,877
So I'll just say this:
396
00:18:17,548 --> 00:18:20,747
you will always... be a part of me.
397
00:18:22,340 --> 00:18:25,178
♪ And I'm part of you indefinitely ♪
398
00:18:26,303 --> 00:18:29,972
♪ Boy don't you know
you can't escape me ♪
399
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,974
♪ 'Cause you know you'll
always be my baby ♪
400
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:36,731
♪ And we'll linger on
401
00:18:37,161 --> 00:18:40,349
♪ Time can't erase a
feeling this strong ♪
402
00:18:40,754 --> 00:18:44,343
♪ No way you're
never gonna shake me ♪
403
00:18:44,368 --> 00:18:48,060
♪ Ooh darling 'cause
you'll always be my baby ♪
404
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:53,646
David?
405
00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,745
Ugh, yes.
406
00:19:00,565 --> 00:19:02,166
Patrick...
407
00:19:03,901 --> 00:19:08,185
I've never liked a smile
as much as I like yours.
408
00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,684
I've never felt as safe
409
00:19:10,709 --> 00:19:12,844
as I do when I'm with you.
410
00:19:15,592 --> 00:19:17,392
I've never known love,
411
00:19:17,565 --> 00:19:19,638
like I have when we're together.
412
00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:24,474
It's not been an easy road for me.
413
00:19:24,499 --> 00:19:27,076
But... knowing that you will
always be there for me
414
00:19:27,101 --> 00:19:29,576
at the end of it, makes everything okay.
415
00:19:32,564 --> 00:19:34,365
Patrick Brewer,
416
00:19:34,685 --> 00:19:37,420
you are my happy ending.
417
00:19:40,925 --> 00:19:42,859
Patrick,
418
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,361
do you take David
419
00:19:45,462 --> 00:19:48,364
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
420
00:19:51,869 --> 00:19:53,636
I do.
421
00:19:55,964 --> 00:19:57,972
And David.
422
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,476
David. Do you take Patrick
423
00:20:00,501 --> 00:20:03,333
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
424
00:20:04,511 --> 00:20:05,849
I do.
425
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:10,312
I now pronounce you husband and husband.
426
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:13,958
You may kiss each other.
427
00:20:38,787 --> 00:20:40,620
Wooo!
428
00:20:44,998 --> 00:20:47,666
Well, you did such a
great job, sweetheart.
429
00:20:47,691 --> 00:20:49,359
I don't know how you do it.
430
00:20:49,384 --> 00:20:51,351
Oh, someone has to hold it together?
431
00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:53,748
There's a time and
place for sentimentality,
432
00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:57,687
and your only son's wedding
day is hardly the moment.
433
00:21:07,279 --> 00:21:08,826
Moira!
434
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,186
- It's 6:00 A.M., John.
I'm moving as fast as I can.
435
00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:16,387
Hmm.
436
00:21:16,467 --> 00:21:18,434
Well, I guess this is it.
437
00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:21,122
You know after our goodbyes last night
438
00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:23,048
Roland mentioned a going away gift,
439
00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:25,208
I guess he forgot.
440
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,373
I personally would not have missed this
441
00:21:28,398 --> 00:21:30,332
for the whole wide world.
442
00:21:30,529 --> 00:21:32,358
David: Okay. You're only saying that
443
00:21:32,383 --> 00:21:34,350
'cause you haven't gone to bed yet.
444
00:21:36,161 --> 00:21:37,841
I'm going to miss
you, Mr. and Mrs. Rose.
445
00:21:38,132 --> 00:21:40,099
- Oh.
- Thank you, Stevie,
446
00:21:40,124 --> 00:21:41,824
that's awfully sweet.
447
00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:44,336
Yes, just as sweet as the liqueur
448
00:21:44,361 --> 00:21:45,962
wafting off your breath.
449
00:21:45,987 --> 00:21:49,475
I also didn't go to bed last night.
450
00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:52,651
You take care of the place, Stevie.
451
00:21:55,472 --> 00:21:58,040
And uh, if you get the chance,
452
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:01,120
Room 7 needs a turndown.
453
00:22:01,317 --> 00:22:02,662
Okay.
454
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:05,991
Well, safe travels, Mr. and Mrs. Rose.
455
00:22:06,115 --> 00:22:07,694
David and I can't wait
to host you at our place
456
00:22:07,718 --> 00:22:09,285
when you come back to visit.
457
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,779
Oh, thank you, Patrick.
458
00:22:13,108 --> 00:22:15,934
Oh, the couriers are coming
for the bulk of the luggage.
459
00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:17,627
- Yeah, today. Yes.
- This afternoon.
460
00:22:17,652 --> 00:22:19,553
Okay. Make sure the
girls are shipped in an...
461
00:22:19,578 --> 00:22:22,280
Temperature controlled
cargo container. Aha.
462
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:24,643
Okay. Bye, kids.
463
00:22:24,668 --> 00:22:26,536
Okay. Bye.
464
00:22:28,488 --> 00:22:29,922
I love you!
465
00:22:29,947 --> 00:22:31,548
Love you.
466
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:36,956
- Okay.
- Love You!
467
00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:38,891
- Bye, son.
- I'll see you soon.
468
00:22:38,916 --> 00:22:41,284
I'm so proud of us. I'm so proud.
469
00:22:44,955 --> 00:22:46,889
- Bye, Honey.
- Bye, Dad.
470
00:22:47,419 --> 00:22:50,235
- I love you!
- I love you too.
471
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,622
Moira: We love you!
472
00:23:08,826 --> 00:23:10,213
Love you.
473
00:23:22,049 --> 00:23:24,241
Johnny: Wait! Stop the car!
474
00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:34,319
What is it?
475
00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:39,378
Just wanted one last look.
476
00:23:42,730 --> 00:23:45,298
Driver, we're ready.
477
00:24:05,336 --> 00:24:10,336
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