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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,585 --> 00:00:15,585 (quiet slow music) (humming train) 2 00:01:42,564 --> 00:01:45,231 (train humming) 3 00:01:49,519 --> 00:01:52,102 (phone buzzes) 4 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:15,250 (walking footsteps) 5 00:02:25,820 --> 00:02:27,320 - [Lars] Do you like my place? 6 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:30,770 - What do you want? 7 00:02:33,110 --> 00:02:34,513 - I wanna fuck you. 8 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:36,473 - No. 9 00:02:38,450 --> 00:02:39,600 - Why? 10 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:40,573 - Because I say so. 11 00:02:43,762 --> 00:02:47,623 - (clears throat) So, you can tell yourself you're straight? 12 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:51,450 - Okay listen, here are the rules. 13 00:02:51,450 --> 00:02:53,623 I fuck you as long as you can take it. 14 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,353 You come. 15 00:02:56,460 --> 00:02:57,293 I get my money. 16 00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,520 I leave. 17 00:02:59,520 --> 00:03:01,263 - What if I don't give you the money? 18 00:03:02,370 --> 00:03:03,610 Shouldn't you take that first? 19 00:03:03,610 --> 00:03:04,653 - Man, don't try me. 20 00:03:12,713 --> 00:03:15,060 (clamoring footsteps) 21 00:03:15,060 --> 00:03:15,893 Fuck you! 22 00:03:20,210 --> 00:03:21,123 No kissing! 23 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:29,063 Okay? 24 00:03:31,551 --> 00:03:32,384 - Okay. 25 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:39,842 You fuck me. 26 00:04:43,635 --> 00:04:44,802 - It's enough. 27 00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:51,465 (distant humming traffic) 28 00:04:59,620 --> 00:05:03,120 (quiet labored breathing) 29 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:19,960 - Your money's on the counter. 30 00:05:23,860 --> 00:05:25,967 - You don't want to go next? 31 00:05:28,877 --> 00:05:30,377 - Huh, that's all. 32 00:05:34,274 --> 00:05:35,357 I don't care. 33 00:05:46,431 --> 00:05:49,348 (door thumps shut) 34 00:06:05,015 --> 00:06:07,848 (water trickling) 35 00:06:10,251 --> 00:06:11,855 (pipes screech) 36 00:06:11,855 --> 00:06:13,022 (thumps metal) 37 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:15,855 (water trickling) 38 00:06:21,775 --> 00:06:24,775 (people chattering) 39 00:06:35,010 --> 00:06:40,010 (baby crying) (people chattering) 40 00:06:43,932 --> 00:06:46,033 (door thumps shut) 41 00:06:46,033 --> 00:06:50,367 (people chattering) (baby crying) 42 00:06:50,367 --> 00:06:52,745 (Waseem sighs) 43 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:57,745 (people chattering) (baby crying) 44 00:07:19,664 --> 00:07:23,334 (door clicks open) 45 00:07:23,334 --> 00:07:24,575 (door slams shut) 46 00:07:24,575 --> 00:07:29,575 (people chattering) (baby crying) 47 00:08:01,171 --> 00:08:02,754 Where are you from? 48 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:10,430 When did you come here? 49 00:08:18,420 --> 00:08:19,470 How much do you make? 50 00:08:22,400 --> 00:08:23,300 - [Waseem] Enough. 51 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:31,373 - Okay, let's play a game. 52 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:38,683 For each question you answer me, I pay you 10. 53 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:44,200 - 50. 54 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,983 - (laughs) 20. 55 00:08:52,330 --> 00:08:53,280 Where are you from? 56 00:08:55,950 --> 00:08:57,505 - You want to pay me 20 for this? 57 00:08:57,505 --> 00:09:01,000 (paper crackles) 58 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,833 Fine. 59 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,683 Aleppo. 60 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,510 - When did you come here? 61 00:09:15,710 --> 00:09:17,060 - One and a half years ago. 62 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:27,400 - Do you speak German? 63 00:09:29,310 --> 00:09:30,143 - No. 64 00:09:39,970 --> 00:09:41,370 - What did you do back home? 65 00:09:42,440 --> 00:09:43,905 - Study. 66 00:09:43,905 --> 00:09:46,260 - [Lars] What? 67 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:47,810 - Well that's another question. 68 00:09:49,351 --> 00:09:52,101 (paper crackles) 69 00:09:56,390 --> 00:09:57,223 Music. 70 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,550 - Did you first have sex with a woman or a man? 71 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:10,473 - Woman. 72 00:10:14,650 --> 00:10:17,650 - [Lars] And when was the first time you had sex with a man? 73 00:10:19,659 --> 00:10:22,409 (paper crackles) 74 00:10:41,663 --> 00:10:45,163 (distant traffic humming) 75 00:10:49,530 --> 00:10:51,523 - When was the first time you had sex with a man? 76 00:11:06,660 --> 00:11:07,593 - When I was 15. 77 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,473 It was a boy from my class. 78 00:11:16,490 --> 00:11:18,690 We used to hang out after school. 79 00:11:18,690 --> 00:11:20,320 My parents were never home until 6:00 p.m. 80 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,820 so we always went to my place, 81 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,380 listened to music, watched TV. 82 00:11:27,699 --> 00:11:29,699 Started with just us touching, not more. 83 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:33,573 (laughs) 84 00:11:33,573 --> 00:11:35,723 At first I thought it was a one-time thing. 85 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:39,053 Then we kissed, 86 00:11:39,940 --> 00:11:40,833 rubbed our dicks. 87 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:43,900 He gave me a blow job. 88 00:11:52,643 --> 00:11:53,980 Then one afternoon, I took out lube 89 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,580 that I stole from my older brother and he fucked me. 90 00:12:02,310 --> 00:12:03,143 It hurt. 91 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,950 At the same time, I never felt so good. 92 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:18,890 And after that, he never came over again. 93 00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:26,683 (people chattering) 94 00:12:44,378 --> 00:12:49,378 (slapping face) (speaking a foreign language) 95 00:13:04,127 --> 00:13:07,127 (labored breathing) 96 00:13:10,675 --> 00:13:14,508 (speaking a foreign language) 97 00:13:31,651 --> 00:13:34,401 (engine humming) 98 00:13:41,894 --> 00:13:45,144 (phone buzzes) 99 00:13:45,144 --> 00:13:49,977 (intercom sounding in a foreign language) 100 00:13:57,225 --> 00:13:59,808 (phone buzzes) 101 00:14:08,071 --> 00:14:11,071 (labored breathing) 102 00:14:12,063 --> 00:14:14,730 (phone buzzing) 103 00:14:17,824 --> 00:14:18,741 Keep going. 104 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:22,563 Fuck. 105 00:14:22,563 --> 00:14:25,813 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. (phone buzzing) 106 00:14:55,397 --> 00:14:56,647 I've got to go. 107 00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:03,283 - [Waseem] Hey. 108 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:05,893 - What? 109 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:12,223 Uh, it's the blue one, right? 110 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,163 - Man, I don't care. 111 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:15,290 Give me my money and I'm gone. 112 00:15:16,510 --> 00:15:21,510 - How about you wait until I come back and then you earn it? 113 00:15:26,260 --> 00:15:27,093 - Deal. 114 00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:29,383 - Deal. 115 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,503 (hangers clicking) 116 00:15:36,380 --> 00:15:40,187 See you. (distant siren wailing) 117 00:15:43,821 --> 00:15:46,738 (door clicks shut) 118 00:15:52,259 --> 00:15:55,759 (distant traffic humming) 119 00:16:03,305 --> 00:16:08,305 (hangers clicking) (upbeat music) 120 00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:22,868 (bag rustling) 121 00:16:24,599 --> 00:16:27,182 (upbeat music) 122 00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:51,112 (games rattling) 123 00:17:00,162 --> 00:17:02,995 (crackling paper) 124 00:17:04,793 --> 00:17:07,543 (zipper buzzing) 125 00:17:08,391 --> 00:17:10,974 (upbeat music) 126 00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,459 (dildo thumps) 127 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,042 (Waseem sighs) 128 00:17:48,322 --> 00:17:51,822 (distant humming traffic) 129 00:17:55,834 --> 00:17:58,417 (plate clanks) 130 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,014 (paper rustling) 131 00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,233 Sorry, it took longer. 132 00:19:04,152 --> 00:19:07,290 (water hissing) 133 00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:08,123 Uh huh. 134 00:19:09,310 --> 00:19:10,823 I see you found my pizza? 135 00:19:17,790 --> 00:19:18,973 Mm, boy. 136 00:19:21,327 --> 00:19:23,994 (smacking lips) 137 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:34,593 What's this? 138 00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,220 - Thought about stealing it. 139 00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,093 - Ah. 140 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:43,963 Okay. 141 00:19:46,530 --> 00:19:48,010 - But you're lucky. 142 00:19:48,010 --> 00:19:50,503 It takes me more effort to sell it than fucking you. 143 00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:54,450 (Lars laughs) 144 00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:55,283 - Hm. 145 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,100 I can understand the MacBook and the headphones, 146 00:20:06,010 --> 00:20:08,643 but my jock? 147 00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:12,493 Okay. 148 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,900 (Lars laughs) 149 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:17,733 Anything else? 150 00:20:31,300 --> 00:20:32,133 - Found this. 151 00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:54,000 You looking for this one? 152 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,293 I like this. 153 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:04,853 Who is that guy? 154 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:10,227 (Waseem laughs) 155 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:14,190 - [Lars] Put it on. 156 00:21:16,703 --> 00:21:19,453 - (laughs) What? 157 00:21:21,310 --> 00:21:22,610 - [Lars] I said put it on. 158 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,540 - Are you serious? 159 00:21:38,490 --> 00:21:39,540 Why should I do this? 160 00:21:40,390 --> 00:21:41,493 - Because I pay you. 161 00:22:09,078 --> 00:22:11,995 (clothes rustling) 162 00:22:42,497 --> 00:22:43,523 - Are you happy now? 163 00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:46,533 - Shirt. 164 00:23:06,070 --> 00:23:07,027 Turn around. 165 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,103 Spread your legs. 166 00:23:24,080 --> 00:23:25,680 Spread your cheeks a little bit. 167 00:23:31,060 --> 00:23:32,060 - You won't fuck me. 168 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:35,677 - Then jerk me off. 169 00:23:47,023 --> 00:23:50,273 (slow heavy breathing) 170 00:23:57,838 --> 00:24:00,005 (moaning) 171 00:24:36,048 --> 00:24:38,715 (water hissing) 172 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:08,940 - You owe me for tonight. 173 00:25:19,162 --> 00:25:21,690 (Lars sighs) 174 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:22,870 You know what? 175 00:25:22,870 --> 00:25:23,703 Fuck off. 176 00:25:24,974 --> 00:25:26,173 I'll take it the next time. 177 00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:33,910 (door clicks) 178 00:25:44,008 --> 00:25:47,489 (Lars sighs quietly) 179 00:25:47,489 --> 00:25:50,906 (slow walking footsteps) 180 00:25:52,579 --> 00:25:56,412 (speaking a foreign language) 181 00:25:57,424 --> 00:26:00,924 (distant traffic humming) 182 00:26:06,432 --> 00:26:11,432 (echoing chatter) (quiet slow music) 183 00:27:01,592 --> 00:27:04,425 (crackling paper) 184 00:27:19,773 --> 00:27:22,690 (low deep humming) 185 00:27:43,217 --> 00:27:45,884 (train humming) 186 00:28:04,143 --> 00:28:07,143 (walking footsteps) 187 00:28:08,851 --> 00:28:11,434 (Waseem sighs) 188 00:28:16,337 --> 00:28:19,237 - For a straight guy, you hang out at a lot of gay places. 189 00:28:22,340 --> 00:28:23,173 - They pay me. 190 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:29,043 - Mm, (speaks a foreign language) 191 00:28:32,597 --> 00:28:33,773 Did you ever go inside? 192 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:38,003 - No. 193 00:28:40,490 --> 00:28:41,340 - Do you want to? 194 00:28:47,090 --> 00:28:47,923 - No. 195 00:28:50,920 --> 00:28:52,470 - Would you do it if I pay you? 196 00:28:57,542 --> 00:29:01,982 - I don't care where you want to get fucked. 197 00:29:01,982 --> 00:29:04,482 (humming car) 198 00:29:06,060 --> 00:29:08,727 - (sighs) Good. 199 00:29:13,387 --> 00:29:16,190 (speaking a foreign language) 200 00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:17,140 Come on, follow me. 201 00:29:21,759 --> 00:29:24,926 (Waseem sighs deeply) 202 00:29:29,012 --> 00:29:32,595 (energetic rhythmic music) 203 00:29:57,665 --> 00:30:02,665 (deep slow music) (distant moaning) 204 00:30:42,239 --> 00:30:46,739 (slapping) (moaning) 205 00:31:01,969 --> 00:31:05,136 (shuffling footsteps) 206 00:31:09,439 --> 00:31:12,439 (walking footsteps) 207 00:31:32,190 --> 00:31:33,190 - That's not for me. 208 00:31:37,570 --> 00:31:40,020 - Strange, but once you overcome that, it's fine. 209 00:31:41,950 --> 00:31:43,750 - I don't need to go in there again. 210 00:31:46,911 --> 00:31:49,328 (Lars sighs) 211 00:31:53,660 --> 00:31:54,847 - What's your name? 212 00:31:55,690 --> 00:31:57,690 - Do I get another 20 for this question? 213 00:31:59,317 --> 00:32:01,817 (Lars laughs) 214 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:07,073 Waseem. 215 00:32:09,850 --> 00:32:10,683 - Lars. 216 00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:14,420 - [Waseem] Hi. 217 00:32:14,420 --> 00:32:15,253 - Hey. 218 00:32:24,321 --> 00:32:26,988 (Lars chuckles) 219 00:32:28,070 --> 00:32:29,290 - What? 220 00:32:29,290 --> 00:32:32,183 - Nothing, it's funny. 221 00:32:34,560 --> 00:32:36,380 You would think someone who made it all the way here 222 00:32:36,380 --> 00:32:38,680 should be able to make it through a gay sauna. 223 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:53,313 - You know what? 224 00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:57,630 I wasn't even afraid when I got in the boat. 225 00:33:00,950 --> 00:33:03,493 I mean there's nothing you can do about it anyways. 226 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:05,700 If you sink, you sink. 227 00:33:10,140 --> 00:33:11,540 - So what are you afraid of? 228 00:33:17,630 --> 00:33:19,430 Sometimes I'm afraid of being alone. 229 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:24,323 Thoughts can be pretty loud if you're all by yourself. 230 00:33:33,770 --> 00:33:34,603 - Everything. 231 00:33:37,410 --> 00:33:38,710 Yeah, everything is scary. 232 00:33:43,610 --> 00:33:44,443 - Mm. 233 00:33:46,740 --> 00:33:49,377 (sighs) If you sink, you sink. 234 00:33:56,170 --> 00:33:57,003 Come on, let's go. 235 00:33:57,003 --> 00:33:57,836 I'll drive you home. 236 00:33:59,530 --> 00:34:00,363 - No thank you, it's fine. 237 00:34:00,363 --> 00:34:01,273 I'll take the train. 238 00:34:03,410 --> 00:34:04,780 - [Lars] Train? 239 00:34:04,780 --> 00:34:06,230 You want to wait three hours? 240 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:09,050 Come on, let's go, I'll drive you home. 241 00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:12,513 Come on. 242 00:34:20,399 --> 00:34:23,149 (humming engine) 243 00:34:38,155 --> 00:34:40,270 - (chuckles) Why do clocks look like this 244 00:34:40,270 --> 00:34:41,620 when everything is digital? 245 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:45,270 - You see the clock? 246 00:34:45,270 --> 00:34:46,370 It's quarter to 10:00. 247 00:34:47,513 --> 00:34:48,346 That's not the right time. 248 00:34:48,346 --> 00:34:49,179 It's also broken. 249 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:52,240 That's what I mean. 250 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:56,290 It's digital, everything is digital, but nothing works. 251 00:34:58,930 --> 00:34:59,763 I don't know how to do it. 252 00:34:59,763 --> 00:35:01,650 Maybe you know how to do this? 253 00:35:01,650 --> 00:35:04,913 Do you have this in your car in Syria? 254 00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,520 - You don't want to drive a Syrian car. 255 00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,910 - [Lars] A what? 256 00:35:11,910 --> 00:35:12,743 What kind of car? 257 00:35:12,743 --> 00:35:14,310 - A car from Syria. 258 00:35:14,310 --> 00:35:17,660 - [Lars] Do you have cars in Syria? 259 00:35:17,660 --> 00:35:21,283 - (laughs) No, we still ride with fucking donkeys. 260 00:35:22,148 --> 00:35:24,648 (Lars laughs) 261 00:35:26,204 --> 00:35:28,537 - [Lars] Yeah, I thought so. 262 00:35:29,503 --> 00:35:31,530 - [Waseem] Or with the flying carpets. 263 00:35:31,530 --> 00:35:33,723 - Ah, okay, nice, magic stuff. 264 00:35:35,790 --> 00:35:36,740 You have a license? 265 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:41,093 - Kind of. 266 00:35:42,220 --> 00:35:43,783 - [Lars] What does that mean, kind of? 267 00:35:45,106 --> 00:35:48,050 Do you have a license or not? - Yes. 268 00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:50,894 I gave myself a license. 269 00:35:50,894 --> 00:35:52,683 - [Lars] (laughs) You gave yourself a license? 270 00:35:53,685 --> 00:35:54,518 - Yeah. - Okay. 271 00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:58,403 - [Waseem] It's here. 272 00:36:14,451 --> 00:36:15,871 (belt rattles) 273 00:36:15,871 --> 00:36:18,371 (door clicks) 274 00:36:20,410 --> 00:36:21,837 - See you tomorrow. 275 00:36:24,483 --> 00:36:26,983 (door thumps) 276 00:36:32,694 --> 00:36:35,194 (engine hums) 277 00:36:36,843 --> 00:36:41,843 (walking footsteps) (distant humming traffic) 278 00:36:44,076 --> 00:36:48,076 (man speaks a foreign language) 279 00:36:55,359 --> 00:36:56,793 (pipes screech) 280 00:36:56,793 --> 00:37:01,793 (thumping metal) (water trickling) 281 00:37:13,590 --> 00:37:17,090 (distant humming traffic) 282 00:37:38,234 --> 00:37:41,401 (animated chattering) 283 00:37:43,085 --> 00:37:45,668 (phone buzzes) 284 00:37:54,928 --> 00:37:57,569 (speaking a foreign language) 285 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:58,408 (fist thumps) 286 00:37:58,408 --> 00:38:01,491 (body thumps loudly) 287 00:38:04,650 --> 00:38:07,650 (labored breathing) 288 00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:17,967 (man grunts) (body clatters) 289 00:38:17,967 --> 00:38:20,550 (men grunting) 290 00:38:22,011 --> 00:38:25,844 (speaking a foreign language) 291 00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:33,707 (Waseem yelling painfully) 292 00:39:36,869 --> 00:39:39,536 (phone rattles) 293 00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:50,219 - Are you okay? 294 00:39:52,554 --> 00:39:54,219 - Yep. 295 00:39:54,219 --> 00:39:56,502 - Are you sleeping? 296 00:39:56,502 --> 00:39:59,085 - (laughs) No. 297 00:40:08,939 --> 00:40:11,856 - Hang on, I got something for you. 298 00:40:12,952 --> 00:40:16,035 (thumping footsteps) 299 00:40:18,662 --> 00:40:20,662 Take a look at this one. 300 00:40:23,846 --> 00:40:26,570 - Is this shit on his head? 301 00:40:26,570 --> 00:40:29,313 - Yeah, he's a shit head. 302 00:40:31,010 --> 00:40:35,250 It's called (speaking a foreign language) 303 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,280 The little mole who wanted to know who shit on his head. 304 00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:44,623 - Why would I like a book about shit? 305 00:40:46,110 --> 00:40:48,150 - [Lars] Because it's funny. 306 00:40:48,150 --> 00:40:50,730 - But it's about shit. - Yeah, yeah, 307 00:40:50,730 --> 00:40:51,823 technically, yes. 308 00:40:52,920 --> 00:40:54,877 Go for it, it will cheer you up. 309 00:40:54,877 --> 00:40:57,230 (Waseem laughing) 310 00:40:57,230 --> 00:40:58,410 - What's wrong with you people? 311 00:40:58,410 --> 00:40:59,243 I don't get it. 312 00:41:04,380 --> 00:41:05,823 - That's very mean. 313 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:08,083 Who shit on my head? 314 00:41:10,580 --> 00:41:13,783 But he, you know, the mole, he's nearly blind, so. 315 00:41:20,151 --> 00:41:23,984 (speaking a foreign language) 316 00:41:28,806 --> 00:41:31,066 (blows raspberry) (whistles) 317 00:41:31,066 --> 00:41:32,162 (speaking a foreign language) 318 00:41:32,162 --> 00:41:34,662 (Lars laughs) 319 00:41:35,667 --> 00:41:39,327 "Did you shit on my head," he asked the pigeon. 320 00:41:39,327 --> 00:41:41,897 "Me, no, why? 321 00:41:41,897 --> 00:41:43,350 "I, I do it that way." 322 00:41:43,350 --> 00:41:45,790 (blows raspberry) (whistles) 323 00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:48,203 She answers. (laughs) 324 00:41:51,404 --> 00:41:53,987 (men laughing) 325 00:41:57,050 --> 00:41:58,900 It's my favorite book from childhood. 326 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:02,630 - Yeah, nice childhood. (laughing) 327 00:42:02,630 --> 00:42:04,880 - Yeah, absolutely. 328 00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:07,030 - What else did you read about? 329 00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:09,190 Pissing donkeys? (laughing) 330 00:42:09,190 --> 00:42:11,183 - Come on, pissing donkeys, 331 00:42:12,577 --> 00:42:14,677 I'm sure your childhood was full of those. 332 00:42:16,583 --> 00:42:18,383 - All right, you are fuckin' racist. 333 00:42:19,217 --> 00:42:20,720 - [Lars] (laughs) Come on, racist? 334 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:21,553 - Yes, you are. 335 00:42:21,553 --> 00:42:23,483 - [Lars] No I'm not, I'm not a racist. 336 00:42:24,930 --> 00:42:26,854 - You just look like a racist. (laughs) 337 00:42:26,854 --> 00:42:28,060 - [Lars] Ah, that's a cliche, 338 00:42:28,060 --> 00:42:30,500 because I'm blond and I have blue eyes? 339 00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:31,333 Come on. 340 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:35,873 - Thank you. 341 00:42:37,447 --> 00:42:38,364 - For what? 342 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,477 - I know what you're thinking. 343 00:43:21,860 --> 00:43:22,693 - You do? 344 00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:27,020 - [Waseem] No kissing. 345 00:43:29,734 --> 00:43:30,567 - Mmhmm. 346 00:44:08,844 --> 00:44:11,344 (Lars grunts) 347 00:44:14,010 --> 00:44:15,110 What's wrong with you? 348 00:44:17,836 --> 00:44:19,689 (Waseem mutters in a foreign language) 349 00:44:19,689 --> 00:44:20,776 You faggot. 350 00:44:20,776 --> 00:44:22,705 You're a faggot. 351 00:44:22,705 --> 00:44:23,763 - [Lars] What? 352 00:44:23,763 --> 00:44:26,071 (Waseem speaks in a foreign language) 353 00:44:26,071 --> 00:44:27,370 - Dick sucking faggot. 354 00:44:27,370 --> 00:44:28,403 You are a faggot. 355 00:44:29,590 --> 00:44:31,813 I don't give a fuck about you, you know that? 356 00:44:32,720 --> 00:44:34,725 - [Lars] Okay calm down. 357 00:44:34,725 --> 00:44:35,558 - Oh fuck you, fuck you. 358 00:44:35,558 --> 00:44:37,930 - Hey, calm down. - Fuck you, you faggot! 359 00:44:37,930 --> 00:44:38,960 You're a fucking dick sucker. 360 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,850 You are a faggot ass. 361 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:41,888 - Hey. 362 00:44:41,888 --> 00:44:42,721 (Waseem speaking a foreign language) 363 00:44:42,721 --> 00:44:43,610 Calm down. 364 00:44:43,610 --> 00:44:46,210 - You're a fucking gay dick sucker, you dick sucker! 365 00:44:47,920 --> 00:44:50,070 I don't give a fuck about your fucking ass. 366 00:44:56,409 --> 00:44:59,909 (quick walking footsteps) 367 00:45:03,852 --> 00:45:06,890 (door thumps) 368 00:45:06,890 --> 00:45:09,723 (soft slow music) 369 00:45:38,740 --> 00:45:43,740 (phone buzzing) (intercom chattering) 370 00:46:05,424 --> 00:46:08,252 (whistle blows) 371 00:46:08,252 --> 00:46:10,919 (phone buzzing) 372 00:46:19,744 --> 00:46:22,994 (train humming loudly) 373 00:46:29,897 --> 00:46:32,397 (door thumps) 374 00:46:51,626 --> 00:46:54,376 (paper crackles) 375 00:47:03,536 --> 00:47:06,077 (zipper buzzes) 376 00:47:06,077 --> 00:47:07,249 - Here, or? 377 00:47:07,249 --> 00:47:12,249 - Yeah, yeah. (zipper buzzes) 378 00:47:16,234 --> 00:47:17,234 - It's okay. 379 00:48:05,238 --> 00:48:07,905 (phone buzzing) 380 00:48:13,290 --> 00:48:14,123 Sorry. 381 00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,027 (clothes thump) 382 00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:19,286 (engine humming) 383 00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:39,333 - Ah, fuck! 384 00:49:41,031 --> 00:49:42,005 Fuck! 385 00:49:42,005 --> 00:49:44,422 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! 386 00:49:54,198 --> 00:49:55,948 - Is there a problem? 387 00:50:05,413 --> 00:50:07,053 - Condoms. 388 00:50:07,053 --> 00:50:08,553 - [Man] Of course. 389 00:50:18,132 --> 00:50:20,549 (Lars sighs) 390 00:50:42,481 --> 00:50:45,648 (restrained grunting) 391 00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:07,880 (water trickling) (gentle slow music) 392 00:51:43,214 --> 00:51:46,251 (door rattles) 393 00:51:46,251 --> 00:51:49,251 (gentle slow music) 394 00:51:50,711 --> 00:51:53,242 (Waseem sighs) 395 00:51:53,242 --> 00:51:56,242 (gentle slow music) 396 00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:12,877 (distant chattering) 397 00:52:23,854 --> 00:52:26,687 (traffic humming) 398 00:52:30,789 --> 00:52:31,622 - Waseem! 399 00:52:33,235 --> 00:52:36,404 (door thumps) 400 00:52:36,404 --> 00:52:38,060 Waseem! 401 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:38,893 Wait. 402 00:52:41,130 --> 00:52:41,963 Waseem. 403 00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:45,633 Can we talk? 404 00:52:47,350 --> 00:52:48,183 Please? 405 00:52:51,212 --> 00:52:55,545 (men talking in a foreign language) 406 00:53:21,229 --> 00:53:24,312 (distant chattering) 407 00:53:59,853 --> 00:54:00,686 Sorry. 408 00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:06,219 (door clicks) 409 00:54:10,894 --> 00:54:13,644 (doorbell rings) 410 00:54:28,899 --> 00:54:31,399 (door clicks) 411 00:55:02,144 --> 00:55:07,144 (fist thumps) (Lars grunts) 412 00:55:35,258 --> 00:55:38,675 (slow walking footsteps) 413 00:56:44,981 --> 00:56:48,481 (gentle slow piano music) 414 00:59:18,921 --> 00:59:21,921 (gentle slow music) 24055

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