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And some stuff
that just won't go away.
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And some stuff
that you couldn't ignore
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even if you wanted to.
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[Phone rings]
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Hello.
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[Paul] 'lt's me.'
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Do you know what time it is?
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'Yeah, and l'm sorry.'
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Listen, are you pregnant?
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Are these for me?
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Yeah.
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Flowers.
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l suppose they were,
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once upon a time.
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Thank you.
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Come on, Jo.
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Oh.
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And chocolates!
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lt's come just at
the right time for me.
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00:51:05,669 --> 00:51:07,908
lt's come just at
the right time for me.
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00:51:08,002 --> 00:51:11,581
l was gettin' bored with
that pub and football stuff.
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You can only spend so much time
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playing Subbuteo.
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Having a kid's a brilliant idea.
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lt wasn't really an idea.
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lt might as well have been.
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lt's perfect.
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lt's not just the baby.
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lt's, you know,
it's you as well.
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l think we're good together.
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l thought l was
Miss Jean Brodie.
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l was wrong.
l've been thinking about this.
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You're George Graham.
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The Arsenal manager.
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And that's good, is it?
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lt's brilliant.
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You're careful and organised
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and methodical and all that.
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That's why we work.
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l need somebody like that.
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And you need somebody
like me....
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Work well as a team.
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Not even as a team, as a club.
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Paul, you do talk
some terrible nonsense.
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lt's not. lt's the truth.
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lt's all working out.
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Wife and baby, that'll do me.
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Who said anything about a wife?
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We'd want to do it
properly, wouldn't we?
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Liam? lf it's a boy.
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The greatest Arsenal player ever
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but it's a nice name.
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Better apply for the job.
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What job?
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Rosie's Head of Year
job. l said no -
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but now, brilliant.
Perfect timing.
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We'll need a bit more money
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'cause we'll need a house.
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- Paul...
- Ted'll be pleased, anyway.
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- Liam, brilliant.
- Paul...
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We could live near the ground.
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lt's cheap 'cause no-one
wants a football stadium
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on their doorstep.
l'd pay extra
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but we won't tell
the estate agent.
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Mortgage, wife, kid - cool.
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Paul, none of this is real.
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You're behaving
like a little kid.
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l've been impregnated
by a 1 2-year-old!
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Oh, thanks.
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Thanks very much.
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Sorry about that.
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No problem, sir.
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Sorry, you were saying?
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Paul, this is exactly
what l mean.
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That was just a one-off.
Never happened before.
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l promise it won't be
a regular feature of life.
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Paul...
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l haven't made up my mind
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what l'm doing about this yet.
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Do you understand?
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Yes.
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No, not really.
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l can't see this working out.
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- lt's my last chance.
- Don't be silly.
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lt's just what it feels like.
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Are you prepared
to be a one-parent family?
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l think if we go
through with this,
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one of us is gonna have to be.
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No, it'll be brilliant.
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l don't think l've been
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since George Eastham
was in the team.
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Before my time.
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He was a lovely player.
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The sort you don't get
any more.
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Languid and thoughtful
and elegant.
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You should come
and watch Tony Adams.
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How can l help, anyway?
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l changed my mind about
that Head of Year job,
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if it's not too late.
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No. No, excellent.
l'm very pleased.
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l've had a couple
of applications
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but l'd be glad
to add your name.
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Thank you.
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Any particular reason
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for the change of mind?
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There is, actually, yes.
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00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:32,995
Er, Miss, um...
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Well, Miss Hughes is pregnant.
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Sarah Hughes? History?
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Yes, yes, of course.
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Um... Well, l didn't, um...
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l mean, she...
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How does this affect you?
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Sorry, no. l left a bit out.
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l'm the father.
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l should've told you that
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straight away, shouldn't l?
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Anyway, yes,
we're having a baby.
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l haven't heard this from her.
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You're hearing it
from me, now.
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Sorry, Paul,
l can't share your joy.
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Sarah's been
with us five minutes
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and a member of staff
has knocked her up!
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l'm intending
to marry her and everything.
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We won't embarrass the school.
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You already have
embarrassed the school!
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How on earth are we
supposed to talk to kids
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about responsibility
and contraception
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and...and the rest of it
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when the staff themselves...
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Words fail me!
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- l thought you'd be pleased.
- About what?
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The clandestine affair?
The accidental pregnancy?
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Not those bits, maybe,
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but me applying for the job.
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That's good, isn't it?
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Are you a complete fool, Paul?
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l'll talk to you later.
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Yeah, OK, OK.
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Calm down.
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l want you to take
your foot off the gas
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in the second half.
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What's the fun
of beating a team
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1 5 or 20-nil?
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lt's brilliant fun!
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All right.
Just take it easy, eh?
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You're like vultures.
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Now go on!
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Come on, lads!
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Oh, hi.
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We're winning 8-nil.
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[Cheer]
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Er, 9-nil.
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[Shouts to boys] Calm down!
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Are you a complete fool?
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You've been to see Ted.
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He's not best pleased with us.
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Who else are you
gonna tell? The kids?
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We could recreate
what we did in assembly.
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Find the Durex that split
and bring it in.
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l could lose my job!
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They can't sack you
for getting pregnant.
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l haven't been here
long enough for maternity leave.
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The union'll help.
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None of this is the point, Paul.
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The point is...
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How many times have l told you
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about playing to the whistle?
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Call me later, OK?
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See, if we...
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Fuck! Fuck! FUCK!
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Come on, you useless shower!
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This lot are crap -
get stuck in!
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l'm not a psychologist...
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but l'd suggest
that taking up smoking
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the week you find out
you're pregnant
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indicates a certain ambivalence
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towards the pregnancy
on your part.
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He's given up.
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- Paul?!
- Mm-hm.
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Mr First Thing in the Morning?
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Yeah. We're both making it
clear where we stand.
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l start drinking and smoking
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and he's given everything up.
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This is horrible.
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l don't care how much
damage it's doing to me.
187
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So if everything's as bad
as you make out,
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how come you're not applying
for jobs in...Pitlochry?
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l know Paul's gone
completely mad.
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l know, l know, l know.
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lt's just that it kind of
rubs off on you somehow.
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lt makes a difference
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- to how you think about things.
- Like?
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Like today, right?
195
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l want us to win.
196
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- With you so far.
- l think we will.
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Home to Norwich,
198
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you'd usually predict
two-nil defeat.
199
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Nil-nil if you was
on top of the world.
200
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lf we don't, it's not
the end of the world.
201
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Four games left.
twelve points to be won.
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That's not what l mean.
203
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lf we don't win the League,
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l'll cope because
of Sarah and the baby.
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When you've got
nothing else going on,
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Arsenal fill all the gaps.
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You end up getting in a state
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about losing to Spurs
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when really you should be
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getting in a state
about yourself.
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But we will win today.
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Sun's out,
l'm gonna be a father,
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Alan Smith's back.
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Five-nil, no trouble.
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Let's go.
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[TV]
'George Graham off the bench
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'to shake hands with a very
disappointed Dave Stringer.
218
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'Norwich know their
Championship challenge
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'has evaporated.
220
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'Arsenal's is very much
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'on course after today.
222
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'Arsenal five, Norwich City nil.
223
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'Alan Smith the man of the match
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'with two goals,
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'one of them
a splendid effort...'
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Everything's happening at once
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and it's brilliant.
228
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Stick with me.
No way we won't win the League.
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lt's all you, is it?
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Nothing to do
with George, Smithy, Rocky
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or me buying sugar mice?
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You never get
feelings like that?
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01:00:02,127 --> 01:00:03,785
l felt brilliant the day
234
01:00:03,877 --> 01:00:06,910
we got knocked out
of the League by Walsall.
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Got a pay rise,
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01:00:08,585 --> 01:00:11,619
got off with Caroline Walsh
the night before.
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01:00:11,710 --> 01:00:14,246
Fat lot of fucking notice
this lot took.
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01:00:14,335 --> 01:00:17,369
Some of us have it,
some of us haven't.
239
01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:20,494
You must've had
a shitty life for 1 8 years.
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01:00:20,585 --> 01:00:22,576
l haven't had it all the time
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01:00:22,669 --> 01:00:25,335
but l've got it
this season in spades.
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01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:32,543
Did you go?
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01:00:32,627 --> 01:00:34,618
Yeah. We were great, weren't we?
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01:00:34,710 --> 01:00:36,701
My mum wants a season ticket.
245
01:00:36,794 --> 01:00:38,583
Can l have a quick word?
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01:00:38,669 --> 01:00:41,702
We're just talking
about the rout of Norwich.
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Yes, saw it on TV.
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01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:44,834
Very impressive.
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01:00:44,919 --> 01:00:47,407
lt's good
that Alan Smith's back.
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01:00:47,502 --> 01:00:48,959
Yeah. Run along, Robert.
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