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Tara.
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Hi, I'm Brad chase from D.C.
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Alan shore.
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Pleasure.
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I think that's my seat.
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Yes, I did see someone's things here.
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I moved them to a less desirable location.
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I'm sorry. We're not territorial about
that sort of thing around here,
are we?
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Denny crane.
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Yes, Denny, I know.
I run the New York office.
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Oh! / Peter stone.
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- Denny crane.
- I know. I'm Chicago.
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My kind of town. Always had
the best sex of my life in Chicago.
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What about you?
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Well, um...
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Greetings, Tokyo, London.
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Good morning.
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Morning, Denny.
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Brad chase, there you are, soldier.
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Oh. Everybody remembers
Brad chase, I'm sure, hell, if I do.
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It's good to see you, man.
All right, everybody.
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Lock and load.
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Item one,
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forget item one.
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Actually, Denny, item one is a rather
urgent matter that we must discuss.
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Why don't you brief us?
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Gladly. If we...
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Item two, Beckerman discovery?
What the hell is that?
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Uh, well, opposing counsel was
granted their motion to compel,
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which means we are now required
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to turn over all correspondence
and scientific studies.
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What about the ones we burned
before the judge's order?
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We didn't burn any documents.
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Well, sure we did.
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Do it today.
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All right, Nigel, keep going.
We're listening.
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Uh, if we don't...
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Item three.
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Damn it, Denny, this is not a way
to conduct a staff meeting.
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- Where the hell is Edwin?
- Sorry I'm late, good people.
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Is it casual Monday?
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Edwin...
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everything all right?
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Hunky dory.
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Unbelievable.
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Not really.
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Always figured him for a loon.
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Tara! Where's Tara?
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I need Tara!
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I'm right here, Edwin.
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Oh, thank you.
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You have to contact Bill.
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I, I will, Edwin. I promise.
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Apologize for my delay.
Then call my wife.
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Tell her I've had a smallbreakdown,
not to worry. / Of course.
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Oh, my goodness.
I have the brant appeal.
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- I have the brant appeal.
- Relax, Edwin, we'll handle it.
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Denny, guess what, I'm due
in court with Tara.
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We're on it. Don't you worry.
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You just get better.
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Okay.
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Demagnetize his parking pass.
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- I beg your pardon?
- I know when a man is gone.
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Do you think you can handle
this case without a copilot?
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Well, I'm not...
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Who's the judge?
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- Resnick.
- He's a schmuck.
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Alan, back Tara up.
She's before schmuck Resnick.
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See if you can get a damn continuance.
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Brad, you got a few minutes?
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Actually, no.
I've got an early shuttle.
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Get a later one.
I need some face time.
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What's up?
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Edwin poole was the only one here
able to rein in Denny crane without him.
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If you are about to go
where I think you're going...
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We need you back in Boston
more than in D.C., Brad.
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Lori, Ernidell just came in.
He's upset about something.
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I sent him to your office. / My office?
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Yeah, the alternative would
be Denny's office,
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and nobody here wants that.
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Excuse me. I need a lawyer.
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This is my daughter.
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She tried out for the national
tour of Annie,
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and she was the best one,
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and she was passed over
because she was black.
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It's discrimination,
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it's bigotry, it's prejudice,
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and we want justice.
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Boston Legal
Head Cases
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ORIGINAL AIR DATE ON ABC: 2004/10/03
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Please tell me that you've never
seen anything like that before.
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Baring your ass to 24 attorneys
including two overseas,
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that is an unprecedented triumph.
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I'm just distraught
I didn't think of it myself.
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You know what I like about you?
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No, I do not.
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Excuse me. Sorry to interrupt.
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Brad chase.
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Look, I've been asked to stay,
which I'm considering,
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but I'm concerned that you and I
may have gotten off on the wrong foot.
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I like to be straight up with people,
and if there's an issue or conflict,
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let's address it head-on,
if you don't mind.
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I have trouble talking that fast.
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I don't believe in being straight up,
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but I'm a big fan of your
aqua velva commercials.
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There's a potential client
in the conference room.
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I'd like for you to meet with her.
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Oh, forgot to mention,
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I outrank you.
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Do you?
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And I'm such a slut for authority.
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All right, you think the two little boys
could get off the playground now?
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- Kiss today.
- I don't want to sing.
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You need to practice.
You want to make Juilliard?
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Kiss today.
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Kiss today goodbye.
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Oh, my.
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Never mind "oh, my."
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She sings like a sparrow.
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Here, look.
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I've got these producer notes,
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which I was able to get ahold of
because of my own personal ingenuity,
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says she has the most talent.
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You can read it for yourself.
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I'm afraid there's been
a terrible mistake.
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I don't do musical comedy.
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Annie's a drama.
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It's full of suspense
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on whether the little girl
gets to live with the rich guy.
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It's dramatic.
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Can I help you? / Yes, I need to
speak to Edwin poole immediately.
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I'm afraid Mr. Poole has stepped
out. / You don't understand.
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This is an urgent matter.
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Where the hell is Edwin poole?
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Hi. Is there anything
I can do to help?
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Yes. My ex-husband is trying
to take my children from me,
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and Edwin poole, he missed
my hearing today,
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and I've been calling
his cell phone, and...
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I mean, what the hell is
going on around here?
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Excuse me.
I'm Brad chase.
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We're gonna take care of this for you.
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Now, why don't you just take
a seat in the conference room?
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I'll get you a glass of water.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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Hey. / Yeah.
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- I was handling it.
- I just thought I'd help out.
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That's very nice, but again,
I was handling it.
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So why does it bother you
that I'm trying to help?
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Well, maybe because you feel
I can't deal with a client on my own.
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I don't feel that way at all.
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Well, then I guess I really have
no idea what you feel.
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I guess not. / And that's
supposed to be my fault?
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Wait a minute.
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You two have had sex.
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I'm sorry.
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We're not territorial about that
sort of thing around here, are we?
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You're not gonna tell me.
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I would prefer to tell Denny.
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Where the hell is he? / Ernie,
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you and I have done
business for a long time,
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and we've always been able
to talk to each other.
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If I'm to help you here...
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My wife is cheating on me.
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And she informed me that she has been
cheating on me for entire marriage.
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It's been a fraud from day one.
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Okay. First, you've only
been married since August.
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Second, you've had five other
marriages dissolve, each...
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But this, this was the real thing.
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What's the goal, to get her back?
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I, I'd like to put a private
investigator on her, get some proof.
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If she's admitted...
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Goal being to get some compromising
pictures to use as leverage.
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In hopes of...
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Negotiating an annulment.
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I know it sounds crazy,
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and I know I'm one of those
obnoxious stage mothers. I get that.
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But Sarah worked hard.
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I've tried to teach her what you earn,
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people can't take that away from you.
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She's earned this, Mr. Shore.
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I have no doubt,
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but you realize producers
do have discretion on that,
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and the art of casting strikes me
as a very inexact science.
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If they knew they were gonna go white,
why'd they let her try out at all?
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Why'd they let her get her hopes up?
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I'll tell you why.
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so they can pass themselves off
as equal-opportunity employers,
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so they can claim to be about diversity.
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They want it both ways, Mr. Shore,
and my daughter got hurt.
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That was our deal.
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I would work two jobs,
put him through business school,
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then he would put me
through medical school.
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A week after he graduated,
he got a job running a mutual fund,
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and a week after that, he left me.
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Our kids were 4 then.
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Twins.
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Simon and Harry.
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They're 8 now.
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Oh, they're beautiful.
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Thanks.
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In their peewee league uniforms.
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You know, he's never seen
one of their games.
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He pay your way through med school?
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Take a wild guess.
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I don't care, though.
I've graduated now,
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I've got a residency waiting
for me in New York city,
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but Matthew won't let me
take the boys out of state.
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Says he wants them close by,
these boys he sees once a month.
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It's nothing but spite.
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Now, look, we're gonna reschedule a hearing.
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I'm sure everything is
going to work out fine.
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You just have to be patient.
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If I'm not at columbia presbyterian
8:00 A.M. Monday morning,
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they will give my spot away.
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That can't happen. I have worked too
hard to build a life for these boys.
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We can't tail the wife.
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It's what he wants, Denny.
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Can't do it. Not ethical.
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She's a client, too.
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What I would suggest
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is we send a letter
of withdrawal to end-run the conflict,
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get an opinion letter of outside
counsel.../ I don't want to tail the wife.
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Denny, I don't need to tell you
that Ernie dell is one of
our biggest clients.
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If he wants a private investigator,
what's the real harm?
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The harm would be to me.
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I'm sorry?
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I'm the one sleeping with his wife.
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Denny is having an affair with the woman.
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I've got a senior partner
saying don't tail her,
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I've got a client wanting snapshots.
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What do I do, Paul?
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Convince Ernie that the private
investigator idea is a bad one.
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Oh, sure.
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You have enormous persuasive skills, Lori.
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You're handling me.
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I am.
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And I need you to handle Ernie.
I will handle Denny.
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Tara?
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Hi.
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Don't be offended by this.
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I know you're a great lawyer
with exceptional legal skills.
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And?
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I need you to flirt with Ernie dell.
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Excuse me? / The man is
a profound skirt chaser.
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What's wrong with your skirt?
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Okay, look, men sometimes
find me attractive.
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From time to time, they'll even hit on me.
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It's all deeply rewarding, but you...
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What me?
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You're hot.
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Yeah. Kind of... nasty hot.
253
00:12:59,514 --> 00:13:00,922
Men would leave their wives for you,
254
00:13:00,922 --> 00:13:02,908
and I need to make Ernie
forget about his wife, so...
255
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:04,911
- If you think that I...
- Don't make me pull rank.
256
00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:06,933
You can file your sexual
harrassment claim tomorrow,
257
00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:11,488
but today, now, you need
to meet with Ernie.
258
00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,833
It seems the client can't pay,
259
00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:18,166
so the firm will have to eat the cost
of prosecuting this matter.
260
00:13:18,166 --> 00:13:20,722
I'm sure the partners won't object
261
00:13:20,722 --> 00:13:22,967
when they hear that it was
a case you assigned to me.
262
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,295
I'll tell you what.
263
00:13:24,295 --> 00:13:28,978
I'll pay the cost of prosecuting the case.
264
00:13:29,363 --> 00:13:33,022
Of course, if you were a betting man...
265
00:13:33,259 --> 00:13:36,674
You win, I pay,
you lose, you pay.
266
00:13:36,674 --> 00:13:39,137
Bit of a gamble, I realize.
267
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:41,382
I'll pay double.
268
00:13:55,258 --> 00:13:56,257
You got another hearing?
269
00:13:56,257 --> 00:13:59,550
That's the good news.
The not-so-good news is
we probably won't win it.
270
00:13:59,550 --> 00:14:02,596
But it at least gives us leverage
to get your ex-husband in a room.
271
00:14:02,596 --> 00:14:03,456
Wait, wait.
272
00:14:03,456 --> 00:14:05,165
What are you talking about?
273
00:14:05,165 --> 00:14:07,225
We want to take a shot at a settlement.
274
00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:10,485
Now, if your ex cares anything
about these kids... / He doesn't.
275
00:14:10,485 --> 00:14:13,769
This is all about getting me.
Have I not been clear about that?
276
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,464
He doesn't even know the kids.
277
00:14:15,464 --> 00:14:17,251
I've dealt with bad ex-husbands before.
278
00:14:17,251 --> 00:14:22,504
Mr. Chase, no offense, but
you have never dealt with this one.
279
00:14:22,504 --> 00:14:24,616
Trust me.
280
00:14:30,567 --> 00:14:32,473
This is little orphan Annie,
for god's sake.
281
00:14:32,473 --> 00:14:33,686
If she doesn't look the part.
282
00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:36,252
I didn't realize we did racial profiling
for ourcomic strip characters.
283
00:14:36,252 --> 00:14:39,169
These are private investors.
There is no state action involved.
284
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,329
How would the story change
if Annie were black?
285
00:14:42,329 --> 00:14:43,544
Your honor, are you serious?
286
00:14:43,544 --> 00:14:46,462
Counsel, we are talking
about adoption here.
287
00:14:46,462 --> 00:14:48,895
Daddy warbucks isn't the biological father.
288
00:14:48,895 --> 00:14:50,490
Exactly how would the story change?
289
00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,368
Little orphan Annie is
an iconic character based...
290
00:14:53,368 --> 00:14:55,360
I want to see her.
291
00:14:55,360 --> 00:14:57,772
- Excuse me?
- The girl who got the role.
292
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:58,841
I want to compare.
293
00:14:58,841 --> 00:15:00,992
Your honor, is that really
fair to the other little girl?
294
00:15:00,992 --> 00:15:03,827
Counsel, if she can sing
eight times a week
295
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:07,857
in front of 3,000-plus people a night,
she can sing in front of me.
296
00:15:07,857 --> 00:15:10,288
Get her in here.
297
00:15:12,092 --> 00:15:15,368
I want the private investigator.
298
00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:18,379
The thing is, Ernie, the photographs
will have no legal relevance.
299
00:15:18,379 --> 00:15:20,565
They can't facilitate an annulment.
300
00:15:20,565 --> 00:15:23,089
I am the customer here, Lori.
301
00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:26,470
The customer isn't always right.
302
00:15:33,671 --> 00:15:35,273
May I...
303
00:15:36,128 --> 00:15:38,371
make an observation?
304
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,354
I really don't know you, Mr. Dell,
305
00:15:40,354 --> 00:15:41,726
but I suspect there's a reason
306
00:15:41,726 --> 00:15:44,813
why all these younger women
want to marry you.
307
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:45,990
It's called money.
308
00:15:45,990 --> 00:15:48,051
You're wrong.
309
00:15:48,411 --> 00:15:50,536
It's called power,
310
00:15:50,536 --> 00:15:54,171
and you derive a lot of that power
not just from being handsome and...
311
00:15:54,171 --> 00:15:55,955
sexy,
312
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,816
but from being dignified.
313
00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:02,619
Hiring a private investigator
is beneath you.
314
00:16:02,619 --> 00:16:05,072
There are many young,
beautiful women out there
315
00:16:05,072 --> 00:16:10,662
who would love to jump into your...
316
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:14,067
Wife's place.
317
00:16:14,067 --> 00:16:17,800
I know this sounds crazy, but...
318
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:23,378
you might want to look at this
as an opportunity.
319
00:16:41,974 --> 00:16:43,274
Paul.
320
00:16:44,059 --> 00:16:46,721
You and I go back a long way, Denny.
321
00:16:46,721 --> 00:16:50,280
Completely mindful of the fact
that you helped build this place,
322
00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:57,186
the partners here will not allow you
to dismantle it with your buffoonery.
323
00:16:57,186 --> 00:16:58,508
What did you say to me?
324
00:16:58,508 --> 00:17:02,506
I don't think you want
to hear me say it again.
325
00:17:02,506 --> 00:17:06,863
To have an affair with the wife
of one of our biggest clients,
326
00:17:06,863 --> 00:17:11,173
it disrespects both Ernie dell
and this firm.
327
00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:14,641
- We have other clients.
- Not like Ernie.
328
00:17:14,641 --> 00:17:17,755
But your point is well taken.
329
00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:23,609
Everybody is fungible.
330
00:17:34,978 --> 00:17:38,420
Lori colson won't tail my wife.
331
00:17:38,420 --> 00:17:40,132
I want you to do it. / Ernie.
332
00:17:40,132 --> 00:17:42,317
I'm not talking to you.
333
00:17:42,317 --> 00:17:46,104
Get it done, Denny.
334
00:17:57,804 --> 00:18:00,832
Denny, I'm having a bit of
an identity crisis.
335
00:18:00,832 --> 00:18:03,604
I've always prided myself on being,
336
00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:06,386
well... nuts.
337
00:18:06,386 --> 00:18:12,148
But in this firm, I find myself falling
into the sane category.
338
00:18:16,353 --> 00:18:19,170
You think I'm nuts, do you?
339
00:18:19,170 --> 00:18:21,704
Are you scared?
340
00:18:21,704 --> 00:18:23,529
Scared?
341
00:18:24,638 --> 00:18:27,896
What would I be scared of?
342
00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:30,121
Edwin poole is a friend.
343
00:18:30,121 --> 00:18:33,690
You've seen him just go off the high dive.
344
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:37,560
Edwin poole's problem is he
doesn't like being Edwin poole.
345
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:39,295
From time to time, he'd...
346
00:18:39,295 --> 00:18:41,076
look in the mirror and ask,
347
00:18:41,076 --> 00:18:44,041
"what's the point?"
I never do that.
348
00:18:44,041 --> 00:18:45,965
Questions like that'll kill you.
349
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:48,013
Questions like "what's the point?"
350
00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:50,393
Look, take you for example.
351
00:18:50,393 --> 00:18:52,091
Tomorrow you're gonna go into court
352
00:18:52,091 --> 00:18:53,846
and argue that some little fat black kid
353
00:18:53,846 --> 00:18:57,006
should be able to play
a little skinny white one.
354
00:18:57,006 --> 00:19:00,023
What's the point?
355
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:05,566
You don't ask.
That's the point.
356
00:19:05,566 --> 00:19:07,891
You're gonna win, by the way?
357
00:19:07,891 --> 00:19:11,349
The world wants to know.
358
00:19:12,186 --> 00:19:14,760
I'm afraid not.
359
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:15,759
There's no state action.
360
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:21,069
We've asked for specific performance
with no clear evidence of discrimination.
361
00:19:21,069 --> 00:19:24,000
I don't like losing, especially
when there's a wager involved.
362
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:26,826
Well, don't, soldier.
363
00:19:27,641 --> 00:19:32,551
Pull the rabbit out of your hat.
364
00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:41,307
That's the secret of both
trial law and life.
365
00:19:41,307 --> 00:19:43,407
Rabbits.
366
00:19:43,407 --> 00:19:45,313
Yeah.
367
00:19:54,588 --> 00:19:55,833
Excuse me.
368
00:19:55,833 --> 00:19:57,747
I'm looking for...
369
00:19:57,747 --> 00:20:01,082
you, actually. All my life.
370
00:20:01,082 --> 00:20:02,739
Matthew.
371
00:20:02,739 --> 00:20:04,004
Tara.
372
00:20:04,004 --> 00:20:05,609
Alan.
373
00:20:07,101 --> 00:20:10,741
I had a girl who looked like
you once, married her.
374
00:20:10,741 --> 00:20:12,913
Now she looks like you.
375
00:20:12,913 --> 00:20:16,334
Where the hell is my lawyer?
376
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:21,749
If you took summer plus winter breaks,
377
00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:24,796
spring break, holiday weekends,
378
00:20:24,796 --> 00:20:27,033
you start to get pretty close
to what you have right now.
379
00:20:27,033 --> 00:20:28,206
Pass.
380
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,366
That's too much custody for super dad.
381
00:20:30,366 --> 00:20:32,763
Is there any acceptable scenario
382
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,939
that would allow for Sharon
to enroll in her program
383
00:20:34,939 --> 00:20:37,785
without leaving the boys behind?
384
00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:40,591
We could each take one.
385
00:20:40,591 --> 00:20:41,645
Excuse me?
386
00:20:41,645 --> 00:20:44,804
You know, like that nazi movie
where the woman has
to pick which kid to keep.
387
00:20:44,804 --> 00:20:47,001
Sophie's choice. / Thank you.
388
00:20:47,001 --> 00:20:49,079
Only this is Sharon's choice.
389
00:20:49,079 --> 00:20:51,331
One goes with her to New York,
I keep the other one.
390
00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:53,293
Done. / That's outrageous.
391
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,614
The boys love each other.
392
00:20:54,614 --> 00:20:55,811
They're best friends.
393
00:20:55,811 --> 00:20:57,537
It's a little weird, don't you think?
394
00:20:57,537 --> 00:20:58,884
Let's see what happens
when we split them up.
395
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:00,491
Stop doing this!
396
00:21:00,491 --> 00:21:03,993
You have already scarred your
children enough to last a lifetime.
397
00:21:03,993 --> 00:21:06,193
Imagine how that feels to a little boy,
398
00:21:06,193 --> 00:21:08,938
knowing that their father could
care less whether he sees them or not.
399
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:11,773
And yet if it means denying me
something that I want,
400
00:21:11,773 --> 00:21:14,171
something that I deserve,
something that this family needs,
401
00:21:14,171 --> 00:21:17,022
suddenly you're a, you're
a concerned father.
402
00:21:17,022 --> 00:21:18,180
Damn you!
403
00:21:18,180 --> 00:21:19,563
And what about my needs, huh?
404
00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:23,401
What freakish nightmare did I step into
that turned my wife, who was hot,
405
00:21:23,401 --> 00:21:24,636
who had sex with me,
406
00:21:24,636 --> 00:21:28,035
who liked to go out with me at night
into some earth mother,
407
00:21:28,035 --> 00:21:30,835
world record-setting breast feeder.
408
00:21:30,835 --> 00:21:32,563
And now you wanna leave your kids
409
00:21:32,563 --> 00:21:35,592
with some non-english-speaking
nanny for 100 hours a week
410
00:21:35,592 --> 00:21:39,284
so you can live out your E.R
fantasy life? Be my guest.
411
00:21:39,284 --> 00:21:40,468
But it's not my problem
412
00:21:40,468 --> 00:21:47,637
that you're not good enough to get
hired anywhere in the entire state.
413
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,696
Denny,
414
00:22:02,517 --> 00:22:05,329
you hire that P.I. yet?
415
00:22:05,329 --> 00:22:07,101
I asked you a question.
416
00:22:07,101 --> 00:22:10,295
Truth be told, my relationship with
this firm hangs in the balance.
417
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,636
Uh, Ernie, why don't we
step into my office...
418
00:22:11,636 --> 00:22:13,484
I'm talking to Denny.
419
00:22:13,484 --> 00:22:15,698
All right, Ernie,
420
00:22:16,612 --> 00:22:20,507
truth time, my office.
421
00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:24,139
This is not gonna be
easy for you to hear,
422
00:22:24,139 --> 00:22:27,218
but it needs to be said.
423
00:22:27,984 --> 00:22:32,276
I don't give a damn who slept with
your wife. Neither do you, really.
424
00:22:32,276 --> 00:22:34,696
You don't love her.
This is an ego thing.
425
00:22:34,696 --> 00:22:38,505
She's a trophy girl,
something for your friends to admire.
426
00:22:38,505 --> 00:22:39,913
Maybe you should be flattered.
427
00:22:39,913 --> 00:22:41,997
I'm not... / I'm talking.
428
00:22:41,997 --> 00:22:43,857
Ego, Ernie.
429
00:22:43,857 --> 00:22:46,140
You acquire fast cars and young wives
430
00:22:46,140 --> 00:22:50,308
to try and stay young yourself in the
hope of confusing youth with relevance.
431
00:22:50,308 --> 00:22:53,310
Well, here's a flash for you.
432
00:22:53,957 --> 00:22:56,504
We're all desperate to be relevant.
433
00:22:56,504 --> 00:22:58,955
You're 76 years old.
434
00:22:58,955 --> 00:23:01,166
Wanna feel you still mean something?
435
00:23:01,166 --> 00:23:03,896
Move to Florida, punch a chad,
screw up an election.
436
00:23:03,896 --> 00:23:06,789
Don't go looking for affirmation
437
00:23:06,789 --> 00:23:10,143
between the two artificial jugs
of a woman who married you for...
438
00:23:10,143 --> 00:23:13,449
gee, could it be your outstanding
sense of humor?
439
00:23:13,449 --> 00:23:18,766
Take a swing if you want to,
if it makes you feel better.
440
00:23:27,488 --> 00:23:30,232
The guardian, Ad litem acknowledged
in her report in the last year
441
00:23:30,232 --> 00:23:33,055
Mr. Caldertook custody of the boys
only one weekend a month.
442
00:23:33,055 --> 00:23:35,808
Mr. Calder has been steeped in
a major work crisis at his company.
443
00:23:35,808 --> 00:23:38,435
I don't care if he's been
dismantling a nuclear weapon.
444
00:23:38,435 --> 00:23:40,815
The fact is he hasn't been there,
445
00:23:40,815 --> 00:23:44,363
and there's no doubt that my client is,
in practice, the primary custodian.
446
00:23:44,363 --> 00:23:47,201
Now, this woman is struggling to make
a life for a family he doesn't..
447
00:23:47,201 --> 00:23:48,599
Wait, she can't make it
in the commonwealth?
448
00:23:48,599 --> 00:23:50,968
She'd love to, but the offer of
employment comes from New York.
449
00:23:50,968 --> 00:23:52,782
Now, my client has made every sacrifice.
450
00:23:52,782 --> 00:23:54,787
That's what parents do, Mr. Chase.
451
00:23:54,787 --> 00:23:57,097
You have kids, you make sacrifices.
452
00:23:57,097 --> 00:24:00,825
They got married here,
they had children here.
453
00:24:00,825 --> 00:24:04,326
Mr. Calder, as fathers go,
454
00:24:04,326 --> 00:24:07,574
I consider you a disgrace.
455
00:24:07,574 --> 00:24:10,726
Ms. Brant, there is a reason for this policy.
456
00:24:10,726 --> 00:24:14,463
We don't like angry spouses
yanking kids across state lines.
457
00:24:14,463 --> 00:24:17,540
It's an undue burden on the family unit.
458
00:24:17,540 --> 00:24:25,069
Accordingly, your plan to relocate
with your sons remains enjoined.
459
00:24:33,892 --> 00:24:35,941
What now?
460
00:24:35,941 --> 00:24:37,940
I don't know.
461
00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:43,442
I, uh...
462
00:24:43,442 --> 00:24:47,099
I guess that didn't go too well.
463
00:24:49,367 --> 00:24:54,620
When I'm stuck with a day
that's gray and lonely ��
464
00:24:54,620 --> 00:25:01,476
I just stick out my chin
and grin and say ��
465
00:25:01,476 --> 00:25:05,716
tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, ��
466
00:25:05,716 --> 00:25:12,489
tomorrow, you're always a day away ��
467
00:25:12,489 --> 00:25:13,534
Thank you. That...
468
00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:18,135
��Tomorrow, tomorrow, I love you, ��
469
00:25:18,135 --> 00:25:28,070
tomorrow, you're always a day away ��
470
00:25:33,009 --> 00:25:34,870
That was great.
471
00:25:34,870 --> 00:25:37,336
Sarah, that was magnificent,
472
00:25:37,336 --> 00:25:40,152
but the other little girl
was quite good, too,
473
00:25:40,152 --> 00:25:44,212
and given the discretion that has to be
allowed to producers in these situations..
474
00:25:44,212 --> 00:25:46,889
Your honor, we have something called
the equal protection clause,
475
00:25:46,889 --> 00:25:48,778
we have something called
the 14th amendment.
476
00:25:48,778 --> 00:25:50,857
I believe it's actually
required reading for judges.
477
00:25:50,857 --> 00:25:52,107
I could be wrong there.
478
00:25:52,107 --> 00:25:54,641
Could I be heard, your honor?
479
00:25:54,641 --> 00:25:56,561
I heard about this matter.
480
00:25:56,561 --> 00:25:59,801
I would like to address
this court on what I consider...
481
00:25:59,801 --> 00:26:02,986
I'm sorry, reverend,
but you have no standing here.
482
00:26:02,986 --> 00:26:05,510
I have standing as an American citizen
483
00:26:05,510 --> 00:26:07,836
speaking upon a civil rights violation.
484
00:26:07,836 --> 00:26:09,291
Reverend Sharpton I will
ask you to step down.
485
00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:10,965
I am standing as Bobby kennedy was standing
486
00:26:10,965 --> 00:26:13,132
on the steps of the courthouse in Alabama.
487
00:26:13,132 --> 00:26:17,197
No one is denying this little
girl an education, sir.
488
00:26:17,197 --> 00:26:18,895
She just can't play Annie.
489
00:26:18,895 --> 00:26:23,202
You may think this is a small matter,
but this is no small matter.
490
00:26:23,202 --> 00:26:27,737
This child is being denied the right
to play an american icon
491
00:26:27,737 --> 00:26:30,911
because she doesn't match the description.
492
00:26:30,911 --> 00:26:35,145
Those descriptions were crafted 50 years ago.
493
00:26:35,145 --> 00:26:37,388
We supposed to be in a different day.
494
00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:39,644
Reverend.../ You talk about
racial equality,
495
00:26:39,644 --> 00:26:41,615
how we're making progress.
496
00:26:41,615 --> 00:26:46,003
The problem with that progress is
it's always a day away.
497
00:26:46,003 --> 00:26:52,741
Tomorrow, tomorrow, you love that
because it's always a day away.
498
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:56,935
I'm here to stick out
my chin today, today.
499
00:26:56,935 --> 00:27:00,058
Give us an African-american spider-man.
500
00:27:00,058 --> 00:27:03,417
Give us a black that can run
faster than a speeding bullet
501
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:06,963
and leap over tall buildings
in a single bound.
502
00:27:06,963 --> 00:27:09,448
Not tomorrow, today.
503
00:27:09,448 --> 00:27:12,565
Today. The sun needs to come out today,
504
00:27:12,565 --> 00:27:15,137
not tomorrow, your honor.
505
00:27:15,137 --> 00:27:19,522
God almighty, give the American
people a black orphan Annie.
506
00:27:19,522 --> 00:27:26,224
It's just not good enough
to say she doesn't look the part.
507
00:27:30,816 --> 00:27:33,390
That's what we call a rabbit, son.
508
00:27:33,390 --> 00:27:36,581
Denny crane.
509
00:27:56,527 --> 00:27:59,780
What if we file a TRO in Federal court
on behalf of the kids?
510
00:27:59,780 --> 00:28:00,817
On what grounds?
511
00:28:00,817 --> 00:28:04,754
I don't know. They've been denied
a right to interstate travel.
512
00:28:04,754 --> 00:28:07,254
That's dubious.
513
00:28:07,923 --> 00:28:10,755
But I like your thinking.
514
00:28:11,666 --> 00:28:14,146
Come here for a second.
515
00:28:17,584 --> 00:28:19,573
Look...
516
00:28:20,451 --> 00:28:22,331
I just...
517
00:28:22,331 --> 00:28:25,936
I just need to know.
518
00:28:25,936 --> 00:28:27,545
Sally...
519
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:50,711
Brad.
520
00:28:51,175 --> 00:28:52,882
Alan.
521
00:28:58,532 --> 00:29:01,120
The deadbeat doesn't even see
his kids, doesn't know them,
522
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:07,924
and he's using them as weapons
to destroy his ex-wife and them.
523
00:29:09,902 --> 00:29:12,704
And that's why you were so upset?
524
00:29:12,704 --> 00:29:15,710
The case?
525
00:29:16,554 --> 00:29:18,976
It's a little hard, okay?
526
00:29:18,976 --> 00:29:22,907
I, I prefer him in D.C.
527
00:29:25,008 --> 00:29:26,766
Do you think I should start
working out with weights,
528
00:29:26,766 --> 00:29:28,516
maybe do some calisthenics?
529
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:31,834
- Internally express my...
- So like him?
530
00:29:31,834 --> 00:29:34,101
Well, what context are
you asking this, Alan?
531
00:29:34,101 --> 00:29:36,892
I mean, are you asking this
like a boyfriend, or...
532
00:29:36,892 --> 00:29:39,087
I'm not allowed to ask questions?
533
00:29:39,087 --> 00:29:41,986
Am I? About Tara?
534
00:29:41,986 --> 00:29:44,542
What about Tara?
535
00:29:47,070 --> 00:29:49,338
Nothing.
536
00:29:49,338 --> 00:29:56,691
Anyway, he left, I got very depressed,
drank a lot, hit on too many boys...
537
00:29:56,691 --> 00:29:59,803
until I met this one boy.
538
00:29:59,803 --> 00:30:02,245
Man.
539
00:30:02,245 --> 00:30:04,724
Distinguished.
540
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:08,257
And then I just...
541
00:30:12,106 --> 00:30:15,265
Okay, how small is the town
of Boston? / What?
542
00:30:15,265 --> 00:30:17,125
The dirtbag is right over there.
543
00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:18,684
Bradley?
544
00:30:18,902 --> 00:30:21,426
The ex-husband.
545
00:30:21,426 --> 00:30:25,447
Really trying to strengthen
that family unit.
546
00:30:27,668 --> 00:30:28,697
What are you doing?
547
00:30:28,697 --> 00:30:33,961
I just need to use your thingy for a second.
548
00:30:34,538 --> 00:30:37,309
Can we get out of here?
I don't, I don't want to look at that pig.
549
00:30:37,309 --> 00:30:38,539
Okay.
550
00:30:49,509 --> 00:30:51,053
We're off.
551
00:30:54,157 --> 00:30:57,065
I told him we're all desperate
to be relevant.
552
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,673
Were you able to dissuade him?
553
00:30:58,673 --> 00:31:00,649
I think so.
554
00:31:03,562 --> 00:31:08,300
Denny, do you think you were talking
about yourself a little?
555
00:31:08,300 --> 00:31:12,723
You're feeling a little desperate
to be relevant lately.
556
00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:16,118
Don't waste your time trying
to get in my head.
557
00:31:16,118 --> 00:31:19,400
There's nothing there.
558
00:31:19,643 --> 00:31:22,491
They're not going to take
the firm from you.
559
00:31:22,491 --> 00:31:24,221
First, Paul lewiston could
never get the votes.
560
00:31:24,221 --> 00:31:27,432
Second, he wouldn't want to.
561
00:31:27,432 --> 00:31:29,371
The man loves you.
562
00:31:29,371 --> 00:31:33,417
I'm not worried, Lori.
Do I look worried?
563
00:31:34,112 --> 00:31:37,166
Yeah, look out there.
564
00:31:38,791 --> 00:31:41,138
My domain.
565
00:31:42,682 --> 00:31:45,678
My city.
566
00:31:48,232 --> 00:31:51,552
I'm Denny crane.
567
00:32:01,442 --> 00:32:03,070
I would be happy to buzz Mr. Calder.
568
00:32:03,070 --> 00:32:05,021
You're very kind, but,
look, I'm already here.
569
00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:06,506
There's a meeting in progress, though,
570
00:32:06,506 --> 00:32:08,621
and I've been instructed
not to disturb him.
571
00:32:08,621 --> 00:32:09,629
Hello, Matthew.
572
00:32:09,629 --> 00:32:10,741
Shame.
573
00:32:10,741 --> 00:32:12,887
I was quite hoping to interrupt
something tawdry.
574
00:32:12,887 --> 00:32:14,248
I'm Alan shore.
575
00:32:14,248 --> 00:32:15,686
Your colleague and I just met,
576
00:32:15,686 --> 00:32:18,916
but we seem to share a proclivity
for exotic women and illicit behavior.
577
00:32:18,916 --> 00:32:21,318
Can I steal you a second?
578
00:32:21,747 --> 00:32:22,705
What's going on?
579
00:32:22,705 --> 00:32:23,858
I'll keep it quick.
580
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:25,034
These are for you.
581
00:32:25,034 --> 00:32:27,008
Photos. Snapshots, really.
582
00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:29,445
Some delightful little business
between you and a hooker.
583
00:32:29,445 --> 00:32:30,719
Friend of mine, actually.
584
00:32:30,719 --> 00:32:32,388
I earn frequent flyer miles.
585
00:32:32,388 --> 00:32:34,041
She's a lovely woman.
586
00:32:34,041 --> 00:32:36,434
I arranged for her to seek you
out at the bar.
587
00:32:36,434 --> 00:32:39,628
I particularly like
that one, don't you?
588
00:32:39,628 --> 00:32:43,585
Gives your bottom a nice aura.
Here's the deal.
589
00:32:43,585 --> 00:32:47,317
Sharon and the kids get to go to
New York or I start printing copies.
590
00:32:47,317 --> 00:32:49,335
Is that powdered sugar, by the way,
591
00:32:49,335 --> 00:32:52,929
that you're snorting off her
magnificent porcelain breasts?
592
00:32:52,929 --> 00:32:56,103
You are a lawyer in a prestigious
law firm, for god's sake.
593
00:32:56,103 --> 00:32:57,808
I know. Awful.
594
00:32:57,808 --> 00:32:58,934
Hate to extort and run,
595
00:32:58,934 --> 00:33:02,591
but I'm afraid I'll need
an answer on this now.
596
00:33:07,954 --> 00:33:08,827
Tara.
597
00:33:09,163 --> 00:33:12,640
I need to apologize.
I know how degrading that
had to be with Ernie, and...
598
00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:16,124
Not at all.
In fact, I slept with him last night.
599
00:33:16,124 --> 00:33:17,478
Anything for the team.
600
00:33:17,478 --> 00:33:19,271
Yeah, I suppose I deserve that.
601
00:33:19,271 --> 00:33:21,687
This wasn't so much for the team
as it is for Denny.
602
00:33:21,687 --> 00:33:24,299
- There's some stuff going on.
- What stuff?
603
00:33:24,299 --> 00:33:28,605
Denny, I need another moment.
604
00:33:34,496 --> 00:33:39,495
I was thinking how right you are
not to hire a private investigator.
605
00:33:39,495 --> 00:33:41,680
I thank you for your counsel.
606
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,276
After all, it's possible
that I might learn something
607
00:33:44,276 --> 00:33:48,095
that could upset me even further.
608
00:33:48,095 --> 00:33:50,659
I hadn't considered that.
609
00:33:50,659 --> 00:33:52,637
Did you consider that, Denny?
610
00:33:52,637 --> 00:33:57,019
Ernie, I don't have time to consider
all the things I have to consider.
611
00:33:57,019 --> 00:33:59,539
Should we sit? / Oh, please.
612
00:34:00,805 --> 00:34:03,801
See, the thing is,
613
00:34:03,801 --> 00:34:05,173
the fool that I am,
614
00:34:05,173 --> 00:34:09,683
I went out and hired a P.I. on my own,
615
00:34:09,683 --> 00:34:12,422
and guess what I found out, Denny.
616
00:34:12,422 --> 00:34:13,701
I'm not sure, Ernie,
617
00:34:13,701 --> 00:34:20,066
but you need to know that I'm billing
you for all these rhetorical questions.
618
00:34:27,131 --> 00:34:30,193
My own lawyer...
619
00:34:30,193 --> 00:34:32,503
My friend...
620
00:34:33,012 --> 00:34:37,033
with my wife.
621
00:34:39,438 --> 00:34:42,434
Gee, Denny crane is silent.
622
00:34:42,434 --> 00:34:46,121
Talk to me about my quest
for relevance, Denny.
623
00:34:46,121 --> 00:34:48,665
Tell me about my ego.
624
00:34:48,665 --> 00:34:54,881
Come up with one last profound thing
to say before I pull this trigger.
625
00:34:54,881 --> 00:34:56,515
Come on, Denny, talk.
626
00:34:56,515 --> 00:35:02,613
I want to hear what the great
Denny crane has to say now.
627
00:35:05,356 --> 00:35:07,988
First off,
628
00:35:07,988 --> 00:35:11,323
clients come in here all the time
wanting to shoot me.
629
00:35:11,323 --> 00:35:12,782
You know what I tell them?
630
00:35:12,782 --> 00:35:15,321
Go ahead.
631
00:35:17,328 --> 00:35:21,417
The worst thing about growing older, Ernie,
632
00:35:21,417 --> 00:35:23,414
you begin to slip.
633
00:35:23,414 --> 00:35:25,344
One day you wake up and you're less than,
634
00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:28,939
and for me, I'm a legend, Ernie.
635
00:35:28,939 --> 00:35:30,679
I'm folklore in this town.
636
00:35:30,679 --> 00:35:33,096
Lawyers have feared me for years.
637
00:35:33,096 --> 00:35:36,690
For Denny crane to slip,
it would diminish my legacy.
638
00:35:36,690 --> 00:35:39,679
It would be a tragedy.
639
00:35:39,679 --> 00:35:42,661
Denny crane has to go out big,
page one of the Globe.
640
00:35:42,661 --> 00:35:47,355
New York times, even.
Do me a favor, Ernie.
641
00:35:48,556 --> 00:35:51,296
Pull the trigger.
642
00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:52,947
Immortalize the legend.
643
00:35:52,947 --> 00:35:54,466
Pull the trigger.
644
00:35:54,466 --> 00:35:56,847
I don't ever want to be less than.
645
00:35:56,847 --> 00:36:01,660
Don't let me become irrelevant.
Pull it.
646
00:36:01,929 --> 00:36:03,502
Okay.
647
00:36:03,502 --> 00:36:05,751
But before I do,
648
00:36:05,751 --> 00:36:11,395
don't you at least want to apologize?
649
00:36:11,735 --> 00:36:13,534
I do.
650
00:36:13,534 --> 00:36:17,108
I'm sorry, my friend.
651
00:36:18,075 --> 00:36:21,648
I'm truly sorry.
652
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,640
Ernie, uh,
653
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:35,461
that gun, I bought it
for you, remember?
654
00:36:35,461 --> 00:36:39,434
It's a starter pistol, Ernie.
655
00:36:54,808 --> 00:36:57,057
It's a controversy.
That's what Al sharpton does,
656
00:36:57,057 --> 00:36:59,104
and he does it well.
He doesn't just make noise.
657
00:36:59,104 --> 00:37:01,819
He lights and carries a torch
of racial controversy. / Mr. Shore...
658
00:37:01,819 --> 00:37:03,790
Which you know,
which is why you're here.
659
00:37:03,790 --> 00:37:06,012
We need to put this one out, good people.
660
00:37:06,012 --> 00:37:08,567
Controversy is bad business for musicals.
661
00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:13,222
Your production will open and close
faster than you can say trent lott.
662
00:37:13,222 --> 00:37:17,110
I assume you've come with
a proposal. Let's have it.
663
00:37:18,782 --> 00:37:20,457
Sarah?
664
00:37:22,328 --> 00:37:26,698
When I'm stuck with
a day that ��/ Okay.
665
00:37:26,698 --> 00:37:31,428
We'll offer you the role
of understudy on weekends.
666
00:37:31,428 --> 00:37:35,728
- Plus three matinees a month.
- Done.
667
00:37:35,728 --> 00:37:37,434
Sarah?
668
00:37:52,787 --> 00:37:55,236
He pulled a gun on him.
669
00:37:55,236 --> 00:37:58,235
It only shot blanks, but, yeah.
670
00:37:58,235 --> 00:38:00,611
Drama's over.
671
00:38:03,006 --> 00:38:06,887
How's it feel being back?
672
00:38:06,887 --> 00:38:09,096
It's all right.
673
00:38:11,598 --> 00:38:13,246
Let me ask you a question.
674
00:38:13,246 --> 00:38:15,453
I'd appreciate an honest answer.
675
00:38:15,453 --> 00:38:17,342
Okay.
676
00:38:17,342 --> 00:38:21,044
Do you think I talk too fast?
677
00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:29,492
Sometimes you're a little brisk.
678
00:38:29,492 --> 00:38:32,984
I think it's good business practice,
not to mention good business ethics.
679
00:38:32,984 --> 00:38:35,574
We charge by the hour.
Our clients pay for the time
that we spend talking.
680
00:38:35,574 --> 00:38:37,638
As attorneys, we have an obligation
not to overbill our clients,
681
00:38:37,638 --> 00:38:41,467
so if I talk fast,
it's just because I feel...
682
00:38:41,467 --> 00:38:44,196
ethically bound.
683
00:38:44,896 --> 00:38:46,679
He makes fun of me.
684
00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:48,031
I'm sorry?
685
00:38:48,031 --> 00:38:49,864
Shore.
686
00:38:50,124 --> 00:38:53,412
Thinks I'm a Ken doll.
687
00:38:54,477 --> 00:38:57,294
No, it's not right.
He calls me a Ken doll, while he...
688
00:38:57,294 --> 00:39:00,355
plays with your barbie?
689
00:39:00,830 --> 00:39:02,643
Excuse me.
690
00:39:02,643 --> 00:39:03,631
Hi.
691
00:39:03,631 --> 00:39:05,008
Sharon.
692
00:39:05,008 --> 00:39:08,111
I just, I just came to say thank you,
693
00:39:08,111 --> 00:39:10,717
not that I agree with your tactics,
694
00:39:10,717 --> 00:39:16,683
but what this means to me and,
and my children...
695
00:39:16,683 --> 00:39:23,706
Well, thank you so much.
I will never forget this.
696
00:39:33,333 --> 00:39:36,769
Remember that book,
697
00:39:36,769 --> 00:39:41,178
"one flew over
the cuckoo's nest"? / Yes.
698
00:39:44,157 --> 00:39:49,008
Is there a point, or did you just
want to know if I'd read it?
699
00:39:49,008 --> 00:39:53,978
There you go again, always
looking for a point.
700
00:39:55,788 --> 00:39:59,820
Matthew calder just agreed to let his
wife move with their children.
701
00:39:59,820 --> 00:40:01,677
Fantastic.
702
00:40:02,182 --> 00:40:04,913
You got pictures of him with a hooker.
You blackmailed him.
703
00:40:04,913 --> 00:40:06,772
You make it sound unsavory.
704
00:40:06,772 --> 00:40:07,816
Listen to me.
705
00:40:07,816 --> 00:40:11,442
I know how you practice law.
I don't practice law like that.
706
00:40:11,442 --> 00:40:14,375
It was a rabbit.
Well, really a bunny.
707
00:40:14,375 --> 00:40:17,139
Marines don't like bunnies?
708
00:40:17,139 --> 00:40:19,453
You know, the only reason
I don't report you to the bar myself...
709
00:40:19,453 --> 00:40:22,146
is because Sharon might not be able
to go to New York with her children,
710
00:40:22,146 --> 00:40:28,430
which, shockingly, is more important
than our combined ethical egos.
711
00:40:28,430 --> 00:40:29,663
You know what, sport?
712
00:40:29,663 --> 00:40:32,184
You and I, now...
713
00:40:32,184 --> 00:40:35,559
officially have a relationship.
714
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:36,922
Great.
715
00:40:36,922 --> 00:40:40,142
Perhaps we can get together
and do a couple of push-ups...
716
00:40:40,142 --> 00:40:42,574
Sport.
717
00:41:00,345 --> 00:41:02,597
Hooker rabbit.
718
00:41:02,597 --> 00:41:04,927
I love it.
719
00:41:05,433 --> 00:41:09,162
You know, you never answered
my question the other night.
720
00:41:09,162 --> 00:41:11,183
Which was?
721
00:41:11,183 --> 00:41:14,097
Are you scared?
722
00:41:19,302 --> 00:41:23,450
Only thing to be scared of,
son, is tomorrow.
723
00:41:23,450 --> 00:41:25,820
I don't live for tomorrow.
724
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:28,713
Never saw the farther.
725
00:41:32,772 --> 00:41:34,909
Denny crane...
726
00:41:34,909 --> 00:41:37,795
What was that?
727
00:41:38,726 --> 00:41:40,683
Nothing.
728
00:41:40,683 --> 00:41:44,012
Here's to no tomorrows.
54888
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