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? Ooh ?
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? It's Showtime tonight ?
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Previously on Black Monday...
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Blair layeth down with my husband,
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Congressman Roger Harris.
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I mean, I do everything at TBD,
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but Blair's too busy getting
the credit to say thanks.
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You know, I'd love to
introduce you to my dad.
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He's always looking for
investment opportunities.
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- Who's your daddy?
- Pastor Newell Swafford.
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Do you share his views?
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Well, not his views on Roger.
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Ever since we met, he hated him.
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This is my dick. This is not my dick.
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Wayne! Rubber room, now!
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I need your chunk of Amerisavings.
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I found Mo. He is off
our books for good.
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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This kinda gets me all
the revenge I need, Keith.
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Now I'm going to Kokomo.
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A deadly shoot-out
tore through a busy branch
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of Amerisavings & Loan.
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Stop saying the goddamn name!
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Thank you.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Thank you.
- No, no.
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That one's for Lenny. Sorry.
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Wasn't enough for everyone.
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Okay, let's catch up.
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Three weeks ago, a violent shoot-out
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took place at a Florida branch
of Amerisavings & Loan,
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which is a joint investment
between Leighman Brothers
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and The TBD Group.
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The shooting left six people dead,
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one person sort of a warm slush,
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and the overall investment worthless.
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Dennis, does that line
up with your notes?
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I had six dead,
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one person essentially spilled stew,
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and the investment, "dog shit".
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Updating my notes.
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Now, your client initially
accused my clients
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of engaging in a secret conspiracy
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to somehow "fuck me again like
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the shit-breathing lie monsters you are"
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and threatened to trigger
his "Pants on Fire" clause
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which would instantly refund
the Leighman investment
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and bankrupt The TBD Group.
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That's right.
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Thankfully, cooler heads prevailed
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and a lengthy investigation
concluded that the massacre
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was simply an act of God.
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- Old Testament God.
- Certainly.
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New Testament God has
softened up a little bit.
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Your priorities shift
when you become a Dad.
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It's so true.
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Ah, see how easy this is?
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I told you, with Mo out of the picture,
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we can finally do business like adults.
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- Mm.
- Now, let's clean up this mess-acre.
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Mess-acre!
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Now, I'm working with
my congressional contacts
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to make sure we get a fat bailout.
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It shouldn't be too hard
to siphon some public
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library funding to keep us on our feet,
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but my real question is,
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how do we rehab Amerisavings' image?
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Yes. Make Amerisavings Great Again.
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I think the real issue here is guns.
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I think this whole thing
could have been avoided
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if the world just had more of them.
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- It's rock-solid logic, Larry.
- Yeah, it's true, it's true.
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That's why I'm also pressuring Congress
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to loosen conceal carry laws in Florida.
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My pitch:
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while visiting any branch
of Amerisavings & Loan,
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you'll be provided
with a loaded firearm.
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Yeah, I thought of that,
but it's not cost-effective.
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- How's that?
- People are gonna steal those guns
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like they steal pens.
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Unless...
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That's brilliant! Dawn, with the chain!
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I love it!
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You know, you are absolutely right.
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With Mo finally gone,
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it has been a pleasure
doing business with you.
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- Aww, thank you.
- Aww, well, thanks.
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Yo, yo! What'd I miss?
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Anybody sitting here?
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I'm gonna kill him!
I'll shoot him in the head!
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Give me the goddamn gun!
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- Please, Larry!
- Give me the gun!
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- Goddamn chain!
- Larry!
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Hey, calm down, brother fucker.
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I mean, my deepest condolences.
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I can only imagine the pain
of losing my best friend.
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With benefits.
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Fuck, I knew it! I fucking knew it!
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I knew it, I knew it, I knew it!
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I knew all you assholes were
still working together to fuck me!
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- No!
- You're a snake,
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you're a snake, and
you're a fucking snake!
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- No, wait.
- Eh!
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Mo, what the fuck are you doing here?
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I swear, Larry, this is
not what it looks like.
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No, Dawn. You know what it looks like?
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It looks like I'm about to trigger my...
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what is it again, Dennis?
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- Uh, "Pants on Fire" clause.
- Pants on Fi... really?
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- "Pants on Fire"? That's where we landed?
- It's not bad.
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Fuck it. It doesn't matter.
I'm triggering it.
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You got 12 hours to
return my $20 million.
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- That's it!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Come on, Dennis.
- Larry!
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- Larry!
- Fuck you!
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Mm, that was uncomfortable.
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So, miss me?
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- What in the fuck, Mo?
- I'm back, baby.
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From where? An unlicensed salon?
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Yeah, before we call 911 to
haul your ass back to prison,
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what's with your look, bro?
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You look like a polluted waterfall.
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I will have you know this
is a very popular hairstyle.
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You look like you got
reverse electrocuted.
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Don't try to play along, Alvin.
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You wanna talk about hair, Dawn?
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I saw your little spread in the Journal.
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Very bush league.
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As in your bush is in
a league of its own.
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Professional.
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- Fuck you!
- Okay, fuck this.
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- You're going back to prison.
- Again!
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Okay, well, before you call the cops,
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you may wanna check
out my little article.
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How the fuck did you get off?
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Well, A, Blair,
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Black Monday didn't have
anything to do with me.
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That was y'all, and B,
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yeah, I cut Jammer loose.
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To save your life, by the way.
You're welcome.
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Which is why cops ruled it self-defense.
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Dawn should have warned you, Blair.
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It may take me a while,
but I always get off.
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Eww. The fuck are you doing here?
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What happened to all that
shit you were talking about,
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wanting to leave the game?
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Eh, changed my mind.
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I thought you said you handled him.
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- I thought I handled him!
- What are we working with here?
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- Cherry.
- Ooh! You mind if I get involved?
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- No objection.
- You fucked us, Mo!
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Larry is never gonna believe
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we weren't secretly working together
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to screw him over. He's gonna ruin us.
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No, it's okay. You know what?
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Bankruptcy, it's... it's not that bad.
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We'll restructure our debt
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and we'll come out even stronger.
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It'll be a bumpy ride, but you know,
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every great company has
a couple of chapter 11s
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- under their belt.
- Shut the fuck up real quick.
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- Whoa, what?
- Whoa, whoa.
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What if we just raise enough money
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to pay back the Leighman,
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then raise enough money
to pay off the investors
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we got the money from
to pay off the Leighman?
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Then raise enough money
to pay off the investors
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we got the money from
to pay off the investors
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we got the money from
to pay off the Leighman.
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That's literally a Ponzi scheme.
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No, no, no, no, no. It's
a buying time scheme,
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and it's not a scheme.
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It's a plan to stay afloat
until I have my next big idea.
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Wow, he really is a Wiz of Wall Street.
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You fucking too?
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Black Monday was my idea. My idea!
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One of you is describing literal fraud,
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and the other is demanding credit
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for global financial terrorism.
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As your attorney,
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I have to advise you that
I will be plugging my ears
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for the remainder of this conversation.
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- Smart play, Alvin.
- Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- Look.
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Blair, all right?
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Let's do the smart thing here.
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Bankruptcy is a hiccup,
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but if we get sucked into a major fraud,
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we're gonna lose everything.
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Plus it's wrong.
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Haven't you felt a little
guilty since the crash?
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No.
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We destroyed so many lives,
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not to mention the two that we ended.
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I heard about three
or four suicides that day,
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so you can take credit for those, too,
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you fucking serial killers.
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The fuck are you doing here?
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I need a goddamn job, okay? I'm broke.
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I gave you $800,000 a month ago!
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- Yeah, I'm a spender.
- Whoa, whoa.
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You gave him 800k of company money?
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The Leighman wouldn't do the bank deal
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unless we bought Mo out.
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What happened to partners
telling partners everything?
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Ooh, trouble in paradise.
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You know, once the lying
starts, it's really hard...
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Sit the fuck down!
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All due, Dawn,
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our biggest asset right now is my rep,
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so let's not ruin it. Let's use it.
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Every investor on the
street's on my jock.
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20 mil will be a breeze.
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Blair, Ponzi scheme always ends badly.
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Not a Ponzi. Not a scheme.
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We're just gonna take
a couple million dollars
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from a select group of my groupies
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and pay the Leighman off by dinner,
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and then you and I can
get back to brainstorming
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our next big idea.
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But not tonight because
Roger and I have backstage
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at Springsteen.
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And next week I have jury duty.
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For the Sundance Film Festival.
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But as soon as I'm back in town,
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we are cracking those books, babe.
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You know what? I know
I don't have a vote here,
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but Blair's really
making a strong pitch.
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Thank you, and fuck you.
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Got it.
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Blair, what happens
when that 20 runs out?
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This is gonna catch up to us
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and we're gonna ruin both of our reps.
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We are doing this!
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Sorry. Little 'roid rage.
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But I just feel very
strongly about this.
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Okay. Okay, I'm sorry.
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I just got a little ditzy.
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Yeah.
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Let's do your plan,
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but maybe since we only have 12 hours,
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instead of getting a little cash
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from a lot of different people,
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we just get it from one big whale.
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And I have the perfect whale.
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Pastor Newell Swafford.
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No, no, no, no. We can't, we can't.
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His network... Honor God Television...
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is legally a church.
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That means they've got
tons of tax-exempt cash
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just waiting with not
enough places to stash it.
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- HGTV is legally a church?
- Yes.
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It started as a TV network
but was officially granted
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church status,
256
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the same way Scientology
started off as a cruise line
257
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and the Mormons started
as a name tag company.
258
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Newell lives in a jet.
259
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In the air, okay?
260
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He only lands to refuel
261
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and cut the ribbon on
Hobby Lobby openings.
262
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Yeah, but he's also
Roger's father-in-law.
263
00:08:46,572 --> 00:08:48,732
I don't have to explain to you
that this complicates things.
264
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I think it simplifies things.
265
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I've got a rec from his daughter.
266
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You've got a super close relationship
267
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with the son-in-law, who he loves,
268
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according to Corkie.
269
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We've got the fundamentals
and the personals.
270
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Forget about it!
271
00:09:00,386 --> 00:09:04,211
We might even get 40
million. What do you think?
272
00:09:04,213 --> 00:09:05,629
I think we have a plane to catch.
273
00:09:05,631 --> 00:09:07,671
Yes!
274
00:09:07,673 --> 00:09:09,954
Man, I love it when
a plan comes together.
275
00:09:09,956 --> 00:09:11,756
Hey, Dawn, check this out.
276
00:09:11,758 --> 00:09:13,277
- Twins.
- Fuck you, Mo.
277
00:09:13,279 --> 00:09:14,598
Okay, what about the job?
278
00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,833
Is that a... is that a no-go for Mo-Mo?
279
00:09:18,945 --> 00:09:20,284
I take it you heard all of that.
280
00:09:20,286 --> 00:09:23,167
Well, the important thing
is that I tried not to.
281
00:09:23,169 --> 00:09:24,729
You're a class act, Alvin.
282
00:09:31,618 --> 00:09:32,857
Yeah, it's me. I'm in.
283
00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:35,740
Listen. Meet me at TBD
at 9:00 o'clock tonight.
284
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,142
All right? And wear something nice.
285
00:09:43,950 --> 00:09:45,110
Transfer.
286
00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,194
- What's this?
- Fuck you, baldy.
287
00:09:49,196 --> 00:09:51,036
Hah, eat shit, white boy.
288
00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:53,198
- Nice mustache, bitch.
- Come on.
289
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Open up.
290
00:09:55,923 --> 00:09:57,923
All right.
291
00:09:57,925 --> 00:10:00,125
You don't belong with those criminals.
292
00:10:00,127 --> 00:10:03,248
You belong in here with these
folks because you're white.
293
00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,890
- What?
- Collar.
294
00:10:04,892 --> 00:10:08,053
Here's a welcome bag
and a key to your cell.
295
00:10:08,055 --> 00:10:10,856
Wh-what is this place?
296
00:10:10,858 --> 00:10:12,578
I could tell you,
297
00:10:12,580 --> 00:10:14,860
but it would sound a
heck of a lot sweeter
298
00:10:14,862 --> 00:10:17,943
coming from Club Fed's
very own a capella group
299
00:10:17,945 --> 00:10:20,225
made up of the best Yale Wiffenpoofs
300
00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:21,987
and Harvard Hasty Pudding singers
301
00:10:21,989 --> 00:10:23,549
money can't buy out of prison...
302
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,871
The Jailbirds! Boys?
303
00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:31,221
_
304
00:10:31,223 --> 00:10:34,345
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305
00:10:34,347 --> 00:10:41,059
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306
00:10:41,061 --> 00:10:47,662
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307
00:10:47,664 --> 00:10:50,476
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308
00:10:50,478 --> 00:10:56,491
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309
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_
310
00:11:00,417 --> 00:11:04,522
_
311
00:11:04,524 --> 00:11:08,875
_
312
00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,276
And fressed?
313
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,109
? Yes ?
314
00:11:12,111 --> 00:11:16,476
_
315
00:11:16,478 --> 00:11:21,281
_
316
00:11:21,283 --> 00:11:23,219
? Ah ?
317
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318
00:11:27,364 --> 00:11:31,658
_
319
00:11:31,660 --> 00:11:32,779
Collar, right?
320
00:11:32,781 --> 00:11:34,181
Yeah, sure, whatever.
321
00:11:34,183 --> 00:11:36,608
Hey, tell him about the activities.
322
00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:40,740
_
323
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:44,910
_
324
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,823
How is this allowed?
325
00:11:47,825 --> 00:11:52,558
_
326
00:11:52,560 --> 00:11:56,427
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327
00:11:56,429 --> 00:12:00,428
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328
00:12:00,430 --> 00:12:04,042
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329
00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:09,460
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330
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:11,554
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331
00:12:11,556 --> 00:12:13,578
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332
00:12:13,580 --> 00:12:15,402
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333
00:12:15,404 --> 00:12:17,026
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334
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:18,750
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335
00:12:18,752 --> 00:12:20,474
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336
00:12:20,476 --> 00:12:22,298
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337
00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:25,813
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338
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339
00:12:33,804 --> 00:12:36,347
Collar!
340
00:12:36,349 --> 00:12:37,462
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
- Sure.
341
00:12:37,464 --> 00:12:38,486
- Okay.
- Right.
342
00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:39,586
- Whatever.
- Yeah.
343
00:12:40,891 --> 00:12:43,980
Um, just down the hall?
344
00:12:43,982 --> 00:12:46,005
Wow, look at this.
345
00:12:46,007 --> 00:12:47,536
- Hi.
- Hello there.
346
00:12:47,538 --> 00:12:49,565
Ooh, I've only skimmed the Bible,
347
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:51,980
but I am pretty sure this
is exactly what our Lord
348
00:12:51,982 --> 00:12:53,422
and Savior would have wanted.
349
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:55,744
Yeah, he did seem like a
private jet kind of guy.
350
00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:57,706
Are you sure I shouldn't call Roger?
351
00:12:57,708 --> 00:12:59,148
Yes, I'm sure.
352
00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:01,830
Honestly, it sounds more
suspicious if you ask.
353
00:13:01,832 --> 00:13:03,055
And come on,
354
00:13:03,057 --> 00:13:04,833
you promised that you
wouldn't let a little dick get
355
00:13:04,835 --> 00:13:06,315
in the way of big business.
356
00:13:06,317 --> 00:13:07,516
Well, it isn't little.
357
00:13:07,518 --> 00:13:09,021
It's not gigantic.
358
00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:11,581
What I'm saying is it's a
normal adult-sized penis.
359
00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:12,922
Hmm. Okay.
360
00:13:12,924 --> 00:13:15,484
Now, Corkie already
talked to him, all right?
361
00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:19,806
And Newell cannot wait to
meet the Wiz of Wall Street.
362
00:13:19,808 --> 00:13:21,010
- That's me.
- Yeah.
363
00:13:21,012 --> 00:13:23,132
That's why I took the pause
and then pointed at you.
364
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,176
- Thank you.
- All right.
365
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,520
Now I'm gonna lay out
the numbers and you...
366
00:13:25,522 --> 00:13:26,976
I will tell him how
close I am with Roger.
367
00:13:26,978 --> 00:13:28,097
Exactly.
368
00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,859
Forget about it!
369
00:13:29,861 --> 00:13:31,260
I'll get right on that, sir.
370
00:13:31,262 --> 00:13:33,182
- Oh, Governor.
- Blair!
371
00:13:33,184 --> 00:13:34,704
- Hi.
- Regina?
372
00:13:34,706 --> 00:13:36,829
I loved last week's 227.
373
00:13:36,831 --> 00:13:38,267
Although I wish that Mary and Lester
374
00:13:38,269 --> 00:13:40,149
would relax their dating rules
375
00:13:40,151 --> 00:13:41,711
so Brenda and Calvin can get it on.
376
00:13:41,713 --> 00:13:43,612
Wow.
377
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:47,197
Well, thank you so much
for watching, Governor.
378
00:13:47,199 --> 00:13:48,598
- Yikes.
- I mean,
379
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,000
can you guys really not tell us apart?
380
00:13:51,002 --> 00:13:52,562
No.
381
00:13:52,564 --> 00:13:54,804
Okay.
382
00:13:54,806 --> 00:13:57,367
Welcome to Air Prayer.
383
00:13:57,369 --> 00:13:59,329
Amen. An honor to be here.
384
00:13:59,331 --> 00:14:01,571
- The lady in red.
- Yes.
385
00:14:01,573 --> 00:14:04,778
You know, red is Satan's favorite color.
386
00:14:08,741 --> 00:14:12,542
I can't believe I'm back.
387
00:14:12,544 --> 00:14:15,585
I mean, there was a time when
this life was all I ever wanted
388
00:14:15,587 --> 00:14:18,228
but I wasn't happy. I mean,
389
00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:20,270
I was happier when I had nothing.
390
00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:22,072
So of course I come back, right?
391
00:14:22,074 --> 00:14:24,595
'Cause that's what I do.
392
00:14:26,363 --> 00:14:29,199
It reminds me of this recurring
dream I had when I was little
393
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:31,962
where I get adopted
by this perfect family
394
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:35,726
and get dropped off
in this perfect house
395
00:14:35,728 --> 00:14:38,809
and... and I go inside,
and it's identical
396
00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:41,772
to my broke-ass boys home, you know?
397
00:14:41,774 --> 00:14:43,494
And I turn around, try
to get out of there,
398
00:14:43,496 --> 00:14:45,136
but there's no fucking
doors. I'm trapped.
399
00:14:47,100 --> 00:14:49,580
And then I get super molested.
400
00:14:49,582 --> 00:14:52,023
And I don't mean the choice,
like, between soup or molested.
401
00:14:52,025 --> 00:14:53,544
I'm saying super molested, you know?
402
00:14:53,546 --> 00:14:55,306
Like, it's a prixe fixe menu
and that's the only thing
403
00:14:55,308 --> 00:14:56,587
on there, is molested.
404
00:14:58,992 --> 00:15:00,311
I just wanna go to Kokomo.
405
00:15:03,837 --> 00:15:05,780
Sorry, so you do want your old suite,
406
00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:06,958
or you don't?
407
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:10,562
Also, you know that Kokomo's
not a real place, right?
408
00:15:10,564 --> 00:15:12,724
Yeah, yeah, give me the suite.
409
00:15:12,726 --> 00:15:15,607
I just wanted to make sure
the new chaise was comfortable.
410
00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:16,731
Good talk though, right?
411
00:15:16,733 --> 00:15:18,770
How do you plan to
pay for the suite, sir?
412
00:15:18,772 --> 00:15:21,853
Because I read that you
sort of lost everything.
413
00:15:21,855 --> 00:15:23,054
No offense.
414
00:15:23,056 --> 00:15:25,257
Nah, I did. But guess what?
415
00:15:25,259 --> 00:15:27,138
Money is no object, motherfucker.
416
00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:29,863
Oh. Uh, well, welcome back, sir.
417
00:15:29,865 --> 00:15:32,104
Thank you.
418
00:15:32,106 --> 00:15:35,467
Ah, love it up here.
419
00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,549
You know why I spend
all my time in the sky?
420
00:15:37,551 --> 00:15:38,790
To be closer to God?
421
00:15:38,792 --> 00:15:41,113
- And farther from AIDS.
- Okay.
422
00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:43,355
Now, normally I would not take
423
00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:45,397
a meeting pitched by a secretary,
424
00:15:45,399 --> 00:15:47,371
but my daughter insisted,
425
00:15:47,373 --> 00:15:50,658
- and as a long-time Jet subscriber...
- Aww.
426
00:15:50,660 --> 00:15:52,564
I've just been dying
to meet this cover boy.
427
00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,406
- Do you mind?
- Not at all.
428
00:15:54,408 --> 00:15:56,208
Like I said, uh, actually,
429
00:15:56,210 --> 00:15:57,890
I'm not Blair's secretary.
430
00:15:57,892 --> 00:16:00,052
Well, you can't be his wife.
431
00:16:00,054 --> 00:16:02,935
Because you're...
432
00:16:02,937 --> 00:16:04,617
His business partner.
433
00:16:04,619 --> 00:16:07,019
Anyways, The TBD group is...
434
00:16:07,021 --> 00:16:08,621
Would someone like a beverage?
435
00:16:08,623 --> 00:16:10,503
- Uh, a gin and tonic.
- Sure, Bloody Mary.
436
00:16:10,505 --> 00:16:12,305
- Would be great.
- All we have is ginger ale.
437
00:16:12,307 --> 00:16:14,427
The wine of the sky.
438
00:16:14,429 --> 00:16:16,028
Lynette!
439
00:16:16,030 --> 00:16:17,430
Three ginger ales!
440
00:16:17,432 --> 00:16:19,392
Yes, Pastor.
441
00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:21,674
- Okay, I will be brief.
- Good.
442
00:16:21,676 --> 00:16:23,756
We're the only firm
443
00:16:23,758 --> 00:16:26,439
that actually made a
profit on Black Monday
444
00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:27,680
because we predicted it.
445
00:16:27,682 --> 00:16:28,740
You did?
446
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:31,404
We can grow HGTV's money in good times
447
00:16:31,406 --> 00:16:32,485
and in bad times.
448
00:16:32,487 --> 00:16:36,529
With us it is either feast or feast.
449
00:16:40,761 --> 00:16:43,536
Feast or fea... I'm
gonna write that down!
450
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,940
But it's not just about the money.
451
00:16:46,942 --> 00:16:48,946
Uh, our clients are like our family
452
00:16:48,948 --> 00:16:50,864
and speaking of family, Blair.
453
00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:53,226
Family: the only people you can trust...
454
00:16:53,228 --> 00:16:55,669
- Mm, mm.
- ... are the people they trust.
455
00:16:55,671 --> 00:16:58,312
For example, recently
I had the privilege of...
456
00:16:59,715 --> 00:17:00,994
Okay.
457
00:17:00,996 --> 00:17:03,557
All right, Lynette,
get ahold of this plane!
458
00:17:03,559 --> 00:17:06,560
That's right, Lynette is also our pilot.
459
00:17:06,562 --> 00:17:08,682
If you'll excuse me.
460
00:17:08,684 --> 00:17:10,164
Lynette, where are you?
461
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,645
Jesus.
462
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:14,088
Tryouts for the dressage tournament
463
00:17:14,090 --> 00:17:15,769
will be starting in
the equestrian center
464
00:17:15,771 --> 00:17:16,971
in ten minutes.
465
00:17:16,973 --> 00:17:18,532
Hey, bud. What you reading?
466
00:17:18,534 --> 00:17:21,135
Oh, nudie magazine hidden in a novel.
467
00:17:21,137 --> 00:17:22,616
Ah, the classics.
468
00:17:22,618 --> 00:17:24,859
Gather your things.
You're getting out of here.
469
00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,540
- Early release.
- Already?
470
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:27,902
You've learned your lesson,
471
00:17:27,904 --> 00:17:30,544
and we've gotta make room
for all the new prisoners
472
00:17:30,546 --> 00:17:33,547
now that Congress passed
that three strikes law.
473
00:17:33,549 --> 00:17:35,509
Seems pretty racist to me,
474
00:17:35,511 --> 00:17:37,191
and I am a huge racist.
475
00:17:37,193 --> 00:17:39,193
So that's it? I'm just free?
476
00:17:39,195 --> 00:17:41,195
Not completely free.
477
00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,557
You're on work release.
478
00:17:42,559 --> 00:17:43,998
Work?
479
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,159
For who?
480
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,810
- Larry Leighman?
- Hello, Keith.
481
00:17:55,812 --> 00:17:57,051
I was in the neighborhood.
482
00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:58,693
I thought I'd swing by and, uh,
483
00:17:58,695 --> 00:18:00,415
see if you enjoyed
your stay at my prison.
484
00:18:00,417 --> 00:18:02,137
- Your prison?
- Oh, yeah.
485
00:18:02,139 --> 00:18:04,299
The private priz biz is a-boomin'.
486
00:18:04,301 --> 00:18:05,669
Three strikes?
487
00:18:05,671 --> 00:18:07,862
More like grand slam,
thank you, Uncle Sam.
488
00:18:09,306 --> 00:18:10,729
You look confused.
489
00:18:10,731 --> 00:18:12,667
How do you think you
got released so quickly?
490
00:18:12,669 --> 00:18:14,910
Uh, work released.
491
00:18:14,912 --> 00:18:16,712
- So I'm working for you now.
- That's right.
492
00:18:16,714 --> 00:18:18,273
You're working for me.
493
00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,538
What do you want?
494
00:18:19,540 --> 00:18:22,375
Just your help fucking Mo
and The TBD Group so hard
495
00:18:22,377 --> 00:18:24,960
that they'll beg for death.
496
00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:29,485
Fine, but only if you
give me something I want.
497
00:18:29,487 --> 00:18:31,727
Ooh, and what's that, Keith?
498
00:18:31,729 --> 00:18:34,049
Just your help fucking
Mo and The TBD Group
499
00:18:34,051 --> 00:18:36,452
so hard that they'll beg for death.
500
00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:38,894
Get in.
501
00:18:38,896 --> 00:18:39,979
All right.
502
00:18:39,981 --> 00:18:41,759
No, not this side. Walk around the car.
503
00:18:41,761 --> 00:18:43,462
- Slide over.
- No. I'm not gonna move over.
504
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:45,253
Just walk around the car
and sit in the empty seat.
505
00:18:45,255 --> 00:18:46,525
All right, fine.
506
00:18:46,527 --> 00:18:50,732
That's the stupidest fucking
thing I ever heard of.
507
00:18:51,509 --> 00:18:54,030
Mmm.
508
00:18:54,032 --> 00:18:55,591
Now, where were we?
509
00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,354
I believe Blair, uh, was talking about
510
00:18:58,356 --> 00:18:59,555
his personal connection to...
511
00:18:59,557 --> 00:19:00,616
God?
512
00:19:00,618 --> 00:19:04,761
You a God-fearing man, Blair?
513
00:19:04,763 --> 00:19:07,323
The rich will rule over the poor
514
00:19:07,325 --> 00:19:09,565
and the borrower... I guess that's us...
515
00:19:09,567 --> 00:19:11,768
is servant to the lender.
516
00:19:11,770 --> 00:19:14,210
It's Proverbs 22:7.
517
00:19:14,212 --> 00:19:16,773
- I grew up real churchy.
- Don't say another word.
518
00:19:16,775 --> 00:19:20,016
You know the numbers
and the book of Numbers.
519
00:19:20,018 --> 00:19:21,938
From this moment forward,
520
00:19:21,940 --> 00:19:26,503
the Wizard of Wall Street shall
now act as my grand vizier.
521
00:19:26,505 --> 00:19:27,524
- Great.
- But...
522
00:19:27,526 --> 00:19:29,346
You will be my Grand Wizard.
523
00:19:29,348 --> 00:19:30,547
That didn't feel right.
524
00:19:30,549 --> 00:19:33,149
And you will be minor-ly involved.
525
00:19:33,151 --> 00:19:35,071
Well, great. With that settled,
526
00:19:35,073 --> 00:19:37,033
I'm gonna use the lavatory.
527
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,355
I had a little too much sky wine.
528
00:19:39,518 --> 00:19:40,640
Second door on the left.
529
00:19:40,642 --> 00:19:42,119
Just lift the seat up
in the confessional.
530
00:19:42,121 --> 00:19:43,480
Okay.
531
00:19:43,482 --> 00:19:45,402
Oh, wow, this is great.
532
00:19:45,404 --> 00:19:46,763
- Isn't it, though?
- Yeah.
533
00:19:46,765 --> 00:19:48,045
I'll tell you who's gonna
be thrilled about this.
534
00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:49,526
- Who?
- Your son-in-law.
535
00:19:49,528 --> 00:19:51,488
Mm-hmm, the congressman and Blair
536
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:54,411
are very, very tight.
537
00:19:54,413 --> 00:19:55,853
You don't say, sweetheart?
538
00:19:55,855 --> 00:19:57,374
Very.
539
00:19:57,376 --> 00:19:59,616
- Very?
- Very, very.
540
00:20:02,782 --> 00:20:04,141
Hey, thanks for coming to meet me.
541
00:20:04,143 --> 00:20:05,602
Oh, thank you. I'm glad you called.
542
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:06,687
And I'm glad you're back.
543
00:20:06,689 --> 00:20:08,826
Look, I'm sorry I had you
sent to the rubber room,
544
00:20:08,828 --> 00:20:10,708
but hopefully it helped somehow.
545
00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:12,990
- What was it like in there?
- It was great.
546
00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:14,552
It-it brought me a lot of clarity,
547
00:20:14,554 --> 00:20:16,113
so thank you.
548
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:18,436
That sounds like a mislead
if I have ever heard one.
549
00:20:18,438 --> 00:20:19,877
But...
550
00:20:19,879 --> 00:20:22,440
I was right.
551
00:20:22,442 --> 00:20:24,041
Being punished for offending women
552
00:20:24,043 --> 00:20:27,485
made me realize what
the world really needs.
553
00:20:27,487 --> 00:20:30,728
A safe space just for men.
554
00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:33,171
Where boys could still be boys.
555
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:36,494
A place where women aren't welcome.
556
00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:39,017
You mean like a country club?
557
00:20:39,019 --> 00:20:41,860
Or the board room of
a Fortune 500 company?
558
00:20:41,862 --> 00:20:43,581
The executive branch of the government,
559
00:20:43,583 --> 00:20:46,144
a TV writers' room, most Arab nations,
560
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:47,746
and the Senate floor in pants?
561
00:20:47,748 --> 00:20:49,027
Did you know that is the law?
562
00:20:49,029 --> 00:20:51,630
Women cannot be on the
Senate floor in pants!
563
00:20:51,632 --> 00:20:53,351
Bro, if chicks can be feminists,
564
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:54,713
why can't men be meninists?
565
00:20:54,715 --> 00:20:57,395
Bro, if another dude
joins this organization,
566
00:20:57,397 --> 00:20:59,598
do you have to change
the name to Just 5 Men?
567
00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:02,561
Laugh now, but I put
fliers all over town.
568
00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:04,683
I've taken ads in all
the major newspapers.
569
00:21:04,685 --> 00:21:07,125
- When word gets out about Just 4 Men...
- Word is out!
570
00:21:07,127 --> 00:21:10,209
Have you never heard of Just F-O-R Men?
571
00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,130
Wait, are you saying
there's already a group
572
00:21:12,132 --> 00:21:14,674
- of like-minded meninists?
- That's not a word.
573
00:21:14,676 --> 00:21:16,179
Trying to topple the matriarchy?
574
00:21:16,181 --> 00:21:18,057
- That's not a thing.
- That's great, man.
575
00:21:18,059 --> 00:21:19,858
So, you ready to join?
576
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,540
Dues are $1500 a week.
577
00:21:21,542 --> 00:21:23,622
I way overdid it with
merch and marketing.
578
00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:28,329
Wayne, I love you,
buddy, but you are lost.
579
00:21:31,953 --> 00:21:34,113
Y'all clear this shit
up before Dawn gets here
580
00:21:34,115 --> 00:21:37,276
or it's gonna be Just 4 Corpses.
581
00:21:38,680 --> 00:21:40,960
What'd I miss?
582
00:21:40,962 --> 00:21:43,282
- Your girl here...
- Business partner.
583
00:21:43,284 --> 00:21:45,204
She was saying that you're familiar
584
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:46,726
with my daughter's husband.
585
00:21:46,728 --> 00:21:48,381
Yes, he's a great man.
586
00:21:48,383 --> 00:21:49,725
I haven't known him for long,
587
00:21:49,727 --> 00:21:51,771
but we've gotten to know
each other very well.
588
00:21:51,773 --> 00:21:53,373
Inside and out.
589
00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:56,776
And that close relationship
is another reason
590
00:21:56,778 --> 00:22:01,261
why HGTV should trust TBD
to handle their trust ASAP.
591
00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:04,023
Or not.
592
00:22:04,025 --> 00:22:05,208
I'm sorry?
593
00:22:05,210 --> 00:22:08,854
So you're the boy that Roger's
been golfing with recently.
594
00:22:08,856 --> 00:22:10,439
That's me.
595
00:22:10,441 --> 00:22:12,792
I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to pass.
596
00:22:12,794 --> 00:22:14,834
Lynette, land the plane!
597
00:22:16,718 --> 00:22:18,758
Lynette!
598
00:22:22,604 --> 00:22:25,405
- You ready, boss?
- Let's go.
599
00:22:32,640 --> 00:22:34,783
Your measurements are
completely different now.
600
00:22:34,785 --> 00:22:36,888
Well, you know, a lot's changed
since I stopped doing coke.
601
00:22:36,890 --> 00:22:39,259
- And what about Kyle 2?
- Well, he's a robot,
602
00:22:39,261 --> 00:22:40,861
so his weight doesn't fluctuate.
603
00:22:40,863 --> 00:22:42,543
I meant do you want suits for him?
604
00:22:42,545 --> 00:22:43,904
He's a robot.
605
00:22:43,906 --> 00:22:45,786
Of course.
606
00:22:48,911 --> 00:22:51,512
Remember, money's no object.
607
00:22:51,514 --> 00:22:53,274
You're gonna look great, K2.
608
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:36,521
I can't figure it out.
609
00:23:36,523 --> 00:23:38,904
- We had him.
- I know. I know.
610
00:23:38,906 --> 00:23:40,538
I really thought
bringing up his son-in-law
611
00:23:40,540 --> 00:23:42,490
- would have sealed the deal.
- Well, we're out of options.
612
00:23:42,492 --> 00:23:43,505
Maybe you're right, Dawn.
613
00:23:43,507 --> 00:23:44,966
Maybe bankruptcy is the safest move.
614
00:23:44,968 --> 00:23:48,650
- It's the only move.
- Oh, damn, damn, damn!
615
00:23:48,652 --> 00:23:51,493
Honestly, I had totally
come around to your plan.
616
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:55,657
I mean, fuck bankruptcy
and protecting ourselves
617
00:23:55,659 --> 00:23:57,619
from going to prison.
618
00:23:57,621 --> 00:23:59,141
Oh, I just wish there
was a way to come up
619
00:23:59,143 --> 00:24:01,346
- with 20 mil in a half hour.
- Mm.
620
00:24:01,348 --> 00:24:03,129
But I guess we just file bankruptcy
621
00:24:03,131 --> 00:24:05,293
and do it my way. Well,
my original way, obviously.
622
00:24:05,295 --> 00:24:06,663
- Yeah.
- You know, before you totally
623
00:24:06,665 --> 00:24:07,990
convinced me of the opposite which...
624
00:24:07,992 --> 00:24:09,111
Whoa.
625
00:24:10,795 --> 00:24:14,637
What if I could get you $25 million
626
00:24:14,639 --> 00:24:17,440
in say, oh, an nower?
627
00:24:17,442 --> 00:24:18,681
I'm saying now, not an hour.
628
00:24:18,683 --> 00:24:20,162
It's just now helps with the...
629
00:24:20,164 --> 00:24:21,604
- We get it.
- If... you get it now.
630
00:24:21,606 --> 00:24:23,045
That's so crazy.
631
00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,807
Dawn was just saying
she wished we could raise
632
00:24:24,809 --> 00:24:25,928
- that kind of money.
- No, no, no.
633
00:24:25,930 --> 00:24:27,129
That's not what I said.
634
00:24:27,131 --> 00:24:29,124
I said $20 million in a half hour.
635
00:24:29,126 --> 00:24:32,014
Okay, but this is $25 million now.
636
00:24:32,016 --> 00:24:33,896
- So I think that's better.
- Yeah, but it's a misquote.
637
00:24:33,898 --> 00:24:34,981
Okay, well...
638
00:24:34,983 --> 00:24:37,206
And if I could magically
produce this money,
639
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:40,174
you think you might be able
to abra cadabra old Mo a job?
640
00:24:40,176 --> 00:24:41,864
Well, you do look like a cheap magician.
641
00:24:42,971 --> 00:24:44,313
I mean, I'll take anything, really.
642
00:24:44,315 --> 00:24:46,201
I just want to... wanna
get back in the action.
643
00:24:46,203 --> 00:24:48,311
Okay, so if there was some way in hell
644
00:24:48,313 --> 00:24:50,914
you could raise that
kind of cash, yeah, sure.
645
00:24:50,916 --> 00:24:52,195
You can have a job. Right, Dawn?
646
00:24:52,197 --> 00:24:54,477
- I mean, fuck bankruptcy.
- Great.
647
00:24:54,479 --> 00:24:56,869
'Cause there is a huge
whale I got by the tail.
648
00:24:56,871 --> 00:24:58,834
- Who?
- Ah, just an exiled Nigerian
649
00:24:58,836 --> 00:25:00,043
prince who needs some help
650
00:25:00,045 --> 00:25:01,605
moving his funds out of the country,
651
00:25:01,607 --> 00:25:04,007
and I'm talking funds by the tons.
652
00:25:04,009 --> 00:25:06,650
Did you ever really plan
on getting out of the game?
653
00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:10,253
Yes, I did.
654
00:25:10,255 --> 00:25:12,656
Dawn, believe me. I really did.
655
00:25:12,658 --> 00:25:14,298
But as I was boarding that plane
656
00:25:14,300 --> 00:25:15,499
to disappear forever,
657
00:25:15,501 --> 00:25:17,381
I had an epiphany.
658
00:25:31,717 --> 00:25:33,597
You look familiar.
659
00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:35,479
Probably from when you left me to die.
660
00:25:35,481 --> 00:25:37,521
Chacho.
661
00:25:37,523 --> 00:25:39,844
You cockroach.
662
00:25:41,607 --> 00:25:43,808
Agent Caspe, FBI.
663
00:25:50,897 --> 00:25:52,777
I believe you've already met my boss.
664
00:26:10,157 --> 00:26:12,957
I told you, I got you.
665
00:26:12,959 --> 00:26:15,160
Fuck, Connie!
666
00:26:18,845 --> 00:26:20,457
Blair, Dawn,
667
00:26:20,459 --> 00:26:23,088
I would like to introduce
you to Prince Dwalu's
668
00:26:23,090 --> 00:26:25,450
American liaison, Miss Adebisi.
669
00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:27,813
Call me Dede.
670
00:26:30,497 --> 00:26:33,258
I understand you're
looking for an investor.
671
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,900
Well, I mean, it's not
like we're desperate.
672
00:26:34,902 --> 00:26:36,344
14 minutes.
673
00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:38,363
Could we figure something
out in the next 14 minutes?
674
00:26:38,365 --> 00:26:39,504
Absolutely.
675
00:26:41,909 --> 00:26:43,589
Alakazam.
676
00:27:02,370 --> 00:27:04,530
- Hey, Dawnie.
- Mo.
677
00:27:04,532 --> 00:27:06,332
I guess you saved the day.
678
00:27:06,334 --> 00:27:09,895
Uh, yeah, I... yeah, guess so.
679
00:27:09,897 --> 00:27:11,420
Huh.
680
00:27:11,422 --> 00:27:13,459
How were you so sure we
wouldn't get Newell's money?
681
00:27:13,461 --> 00:27:15,221
Well, 'cause I know you,
682
00:27:15,223 --> 00:27:17,069
and you always get what you want.
683
00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:19,025
I mean, in this case you
always get what you didn't want.
684
00:27:19,027 --> 00:27:21,227
No, you're right. I always
do get what I didn't want.
685
00:27:21,229 --> 00:27:23,549
So welcome aboard.
686
00:27:25,834 --> 00:27:27,433
Glad to be back, boss.
687
00:27:27,435 --> 00:27:29,475
That's right. I am the boss.
688
00:27:29,477 --> 00:27:31,718
This is my fucking company now, Mo.
689
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:32,839
- I know.
- Don't fuck me.
690
00:27:32,841 --> 00:27:34,961
I wouldn't, okay?
691
00:27:34,963 --> 00:27:36,723
Which is why when I bumped
into Dede in the club
692
00:27:36,725 --> 00:27:38,143
and she said that her boss had some cash
693
00:27:38,144 --> 00:27:39,326
he needed to invest,
694
00:27:39,328 --> 00:27:41,528
I came to you because
you're the fucking boss.
695
00:27:44,493 --> 00:27:45,932
Okay.
696
00:27:45,934 --> 00:27:48,495
Okay.
697
00:27:48,497 --> 00:27:50,154
You wanna come in?
698
00:27:50,156 --> 00:27:52,299
I mean, open a bottle
of wine or something?
699
00:27:52,301 --> 00:27:53,981
I could really use somebody to talk to.
700
00:27:59,308 --> 00:28:00,547
Okay.
701
00:28:04,778 --> 00:28:07,778
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