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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,900 --> 00:00:26,152 [BUZZING] 2 00:00:49,258 --> 00:00:50,851 [GULLS SQUAWKING] 3 00:01:21,290 --> 00:01:24,419 MAN: [WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT] I was Flint's first mate that voyage, 4 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:27,505 three days east of Tortola in the Caribie. 5 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,261 Flint knew an island. 6 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,434 That's where we buried the treasure. 7 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:36,605 Gold and blood, they were Flint's trademarks. 8 00:01:37,014 --> 00:01:40,063 He'd leave both behind him that day. 9 00:01:44,896 --> 00:01:47,695 Shiver my timbers shiver my soul 10 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:51,202 Yo ho, heave ho 11 00:01:51,528 --> 00:01:55,533 There are men whose hearts are as black as coal 12 00:01:55,907 --> 00:01:58,376 Yo ho, heave ho 13 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:02,206 And they sailed their ship 'cross the ocean blue 14 00:02:02,372 --> 00:02:05,842 A bloodthirsty captain and a cutthroat crew 15 00:02:05,917 --> 00:02:09,387 It's as dark a tale as was ever told 16 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:14,469 Of the lust for treasure and the love of gold 17 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,563 Shiver my timbers shiver my sides 18 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:21,683 Yo ho, heave ho 19 00:02:22,100 --> 00:02:25,900 There are hungers as strong as the winds and tides 20 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:28,653 Yo ho, heave ho 21 00:02:28,940 --> 00:02:33,036 And those buccaneers drown their sins in rum 22 00:02:33,111 --> 00:02:36,206 The devil himself would have to call them scum 23 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:39,876 Every man aboard would have killed his mate 24 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:43,672 For a bag of guineas or a piece of eight 25 00:02:43,747 --> 00:02:45,670 A piece of eight 26 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:49,344 - A piece of eight - A five six seven eight 27 00:02:49,419 --> 00:02:52,468 Hulla wacka, ulla wacka something not right 28 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:56,435 Many wicked icky things gonna happen tonight 29 00:02:56,510 --> 00:02:59,104 Hulla wacka, moo/ah wacka sailor man beware 30 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:03,355 When de money in de ground dere's murder in de air 31 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:05,356 Murder in the air 32 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,312 One more time now. 33 00:03:07,396 --> 00:03:10,445 Shiver my timbers shiver my bones 34 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:13,660 Yo ho, heave ho 35 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:17,489 There are secrets that sleep with old Davy Jones 36 00:03:17,948 --> 00:03:20,952 Yo ho, heave ho 37 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:24,755 When the mainsail's set and the anchor's weighed 38 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:28,551 There's no turning back from any course that's laid 39 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:31,925 And when greed and villainy sail the sea 40 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:35,633 You can bet your boots there'll be treachery 41 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,093 [LAUGHING] 42 00:03:46,685 --> 00:03:49,985 Shiver my timbers shiver my sails 43 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,737 Dead men tell no tales 44 00:03:52,983 --> 00:03:54,326 [GUNSHOTS] 45 00:03:55,152 --> 00:03:56,404 MAN: [WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT] Oh, aye. 46 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:58,830 Fifteen men went ashore that day, 47 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:02,785 and only Flint, his own self, returned. 48 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:06,038 Oh, aye, and then old Flinty 49 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:10,342 up and died afore they could get back to that cursed island 50 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:12,419 and dig up the treasure. 51 00:04:12,502 --> 00:04:16,848 No one knows to this day who has old Flint's map. 52 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:20,894 ALL: Now, isn't that a story worth the hearing? 53 00:04:21,344 --> 00:04:24,268 It was the first dozen times we heard it. 54 00:04:24,347 --> 00:04:26,315 I'll drink to that. [CHUCKLES] 55 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:30,153 But who has the map now, huh? 56 00:04:30,228 --> 00:04:34,108 Some black-hearted, squid-suckin' buccaneer? 57 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:37,786 Or maybe it's our very own Jim Hawkins. 58 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,321 Eh, Jimmy? 59 00:04:39,404 --> 00:04:40,872 If I had it, my friends and I 60 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:42,790 wouldn't be here serving you rum, Mr. Bones. 61 00:04:42,949 --> 00:04:45,498 That's right. We'd be out searching for that treasure, 62 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,581 sailing the seven seas on a five-year mission, 63 00:04:48,663 --> 00:04:51,883 boldly going where no man has gone before. 64 00:04:51,958 --> 00:04:54,052 - Say, that's catchy. - Huh. Not me. 65 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:58,428 [CHUCKLES] If I had that treasure map, I'd be tradin' it for a decent meal. 66 00:04:58,632 --> 00:05:00,976 Hey, Gonzo, you think he's gonna eat this? 67 00:05:01,051 --> 00:05:05,272 Aye! Beware the one-legged man! He's the one to fear! 68 00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,145 Don't worry, Captain. We'll watch for him. 69 00:05:07,224 --> 00:05:10,068 Yeah, I'll watch for him... If he's deliverin' a pizza. 70 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:11,687 [LAUGHING] om 71 00:05:11,770 --> 00:05:13,898 Even old Flinty feared him. 72 00:05:14,064 --> 00:05:17,989 If he comes pokin' 'round here, you run for me whippety-quick! 73 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,912 - If we see him, we'll tell you. - Yeah. One leg, three heads, 74 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,035 couple of dozen noses, if anything weird happens... 75 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:25,913 And it'll be nay jokin' matter, hose nose. 76 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,087 The one-legged man brings death. 77 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,506 WOMAN: Time, gentlemen! 78 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:33,709 - Closing time! - [ALL GROANING] 79 00:05:33,792 --> 00:05:36,045 Ya pays your bills, and then ya shove off. 80 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:38,505 - Go on, out ya go! - [MOOING] 81 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,590 [GROANS, SIGHS] 82 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:43,351 - You're drunk again, are ya? - [MOOS] 83 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,145 Boys, look at the state of this place! 84 00:05:46,221 --> 00:05:48,815 How comes it gets to be such a pigsty, huh? 85 00:05:48,890 --> 00:05:50,858 Pigsty? Hey! 86 00:05:50,934 --> 00:05:52,982 No offense meant, gentlemen, sirs. No offense meant. 87 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:55,564 - Here's to you, boys! - WOMAN: Time! 88 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,866 - I'm away to my room. - PATRON: Thank you, Mr. Bones. 89 00:05:57,941 --> 00:06:00,069 GONZO: Thank you, Bill. WOMAN: There you go! Don't forget 90 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,199 to come back tomorrow for our lunchtime special. 91 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,247 - Roast suckling... - TOGETHER: Huh? 92 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:05,539 Potatoes, sir. 93 00:06:05,615 --> 00:06:06,992 - [CHUCKLING] Potatoes. - Oh. All right. 94 00:06:07,075 --> 00:06:09,749 - No... No offense, madam. No offense. - Ha! 95 00:06:11,246 --> 00:06:12,247 [GROWLS] 96 00:06:12,747 --> 00:06:13,714 All right, boys. 97 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,791 [RASPBERRY] 98 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,715 When you're finished here, you can go and clean up in the kitchen. 99 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,263 I left some table scraps in there for your supper. 100 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:23,217 Oh, yes, and boys, 101 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,224 last night you forgot to put out the lantern! 102 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,648 If you forget that again, there'll be no table scraps for a week! 103 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:30,807 [GROWLS] 104 00:06:32,309 --> 00:06:34,858 GONZO: [GRUNTING] You're standing on my ear. 105 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:37,405 Easy. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, Rizzo! 106 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,777 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 107 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,530 That's it. Steady. 108 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:43,408 - I hate my life. - I hate your life too. 109 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,079 If I had a life, I'd hate it. 110 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:47,374 I should just run off to sea like my father did. 111 00:06:47,449 --> 00:06:49,668 He was my age when he sailed to China as a cabin boy. 112 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,290 He wound up a first mate. 113 00:06:51,369 --> 00:06:53,463 Run off to sea and just leave everybody? 114 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:56,166 Who's everybody? I'm an orphan. I've got no family. 115 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,628 - Hey, you got us! - Yeah, we're family. Ah, got it. 116 00:07:00,086 --> 00:07:01,633 - Whoa! om - om 117 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:02,714 Ow! 118 00:07:03,131 --> 00:07:04,724 [BOTH GROANING] 119 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:06,684 I mean, some family we are. 120 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,479 Be serious, Rizzo. We don't exactly look alike. 121 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:11,977 Okay, all right. So I'm a rat and you're a human being 122 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:15,106 - and Gonzo's a, uh... - Uh, whatever. 123 00:07:15,185 --> 00:07:17,358 Yeah. I mean, we're still... We're still family. 124 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,281 Yeah. Yeah, but I wish my life were more like 125 00:07:20,357 --> 00:07:22,109 one of Captain Bones' adventures, 126 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:24,945 sailing the high seas and searching for buried treasure. 127 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:29,158 Yeah, discovering lost islands and weird civilizations. 128 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:30,617 Navigating with my father's old compass 129 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:32,327 to wherever the wind may take us. 130 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,833 Off to Zanzibar to meet the Zanzibarbarians. 131 00:07:34,913 --> 00:07:36,256 Here they go again. 132 00:07:36,331 --> 00:07:38,333 To the southwest, pirate galleons! 133 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,795 To the southeast, multi-armed Zanzibanian shark women 134 00:07:41,878 --> 00:07:43,972 and their exploding wigs of death! 135 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,470 WOMAN: To the northwest, dirty dishes! 136 00:07:46,549 --> 00:07:48,643 How does she do that? 137 00:07:48,718 --> 00:07:51,938 - Might as well start. I'll wash. - Yeah. I'll dry. 138 00:07:52,013 --> 00:07:53,560 GONZO: I'll break. 139 00:07:57,477 --> 00:08:01,482 I look around here and I want to cry 140 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,487 - Ah, me too. - Yeah. 141 00:08:03,566 --> 00:08:05,113 I feel like the world is passing me by 142 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:06,570 Hey, hey, hey! 143 00:08:07,153 --> 00:08:08,325 It is. 144 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,954 And I just can't help but wonder 145 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:13,501 Am I doomed to wash and dry 146 00:08:13,576 --> 00:08:19,083 and is it a curse I'm under to do it 'till die 147 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:21,088 - Oh, I hope not. - Yeah. 148 00:08:21,209 --> 00:08:23,086 When I could be an explorer 149 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,341 Sure ya could. 150 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,673 Sailing off to distant lands 151 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:26,756 Not so fast. 152 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:28,846 Instead of spending every afternoon 153 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:31,098 just getting dishpan hands 154 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:35,478 My future looks like nowhere that I want to be 155 00:08:35,557 --> 00:08:38,185 There's gotta be something better 156 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,236 Something better 157 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:44,441 There's gotta be something better than this for me 158 00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,071 Well, now you're talkin'! 159 00:08:46,151 --> 00:08:49,451 If it's weird and wild let's go and find it 160 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,530 [LAUGHING] 161 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,492 The crazier, the better is what I say 162 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,372 Yeah, that's true. [CHUCKLES] 163 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,296 To tell the truth I really wouldn't mind it 164 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,463 Mind what? 165 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:03,214 If we found someplace with 10 square meals a day 166 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:04,294 [BOTH CHUCKLING] 167 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,675 Let danger call my name 168 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,304 If it does I'm gonna hide 169 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:12,219 I'll put my courage to the test 170 00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,896 And I'll be by your side 171 00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,061 He'll be by your side 172 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:21,816 There's gotta be something better than this 173 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:26,192 - Something more than this - I know that there's so much out there 174 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:28,242 - To see - To see 175 00:09:29,277 --> 00:09:31,405 And I know this life I'm living 176 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:36,039 Can't be my destiny 177 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:39,121 There's gotta be something better 178 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,252 Something better 179 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:45,632 There's gotta be something better than this for me 180 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:48,930 - And me! - Wait a minute. What about me? 181 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:53,932 There's something better than this for you and 182 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,479 Me 183 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,107 Enough of this singin'! 184 00:10:07,482 --> 00:10:10,201 Rum! I need rum, lads! 185 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:13,075 I got the horrors! Give me rum! 186 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,578 - [SHOUTS] - Rum 'til I float! 187 00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,911 All right! All right! Just one small one. 188 00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:21,542 WOMAN: Don't be giving him anymore rum! 189 00:10:22,038 --> 00:10:24,382 How does she bloody do that? 190 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,714 - [CLANKING] - Shh! Shh! 191 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,389 [KNOCKING] 192 00:10:48,648 --> 00:10:51,151 [LAUGHING] Billy Bones! 193 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:54,738 It's me, Blind Pew. 194 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,790 I know you're here, Billy. 195 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,288 Oh! Ah! 196 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:02,291 Ya sniveling coward! 197 00:11:02,370 --> 00:11:03,747 It's some kind of a blind fiend. 198 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:07,417 I believe they prefer "visually challenged fiend." 199 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:11,676 Ah! I heard that! There's someone here! 200 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,381 Ooh! Uh, no. 201 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:14,966 Over here! 202 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,596 [GROWLS] Hmm, over here. 203 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,056 [CHUCKLING] 204 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,188 - [TRUMPETS] - [LAUGHING] 205 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:30,616 Billy Bones! Ah, I'd know that scurvy mug of yours anywhere. 206 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,863 - [TRUMPETING] - Excuse me, sir, but the bar is closed. 207 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,445 - Oh-ho! - [GRUNTS] Ah! 208 00:11:35,653 --> 00:11:39,453 Aha! A pretty little girl, is it? 209 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:43,545 Yes. Take me to Billy Bones, my pet. 210 00:11:43,995 --> 00:11:46,214 JIM: [STAMMERING] You've come to the wrong place. 211 00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:48,917 There's no Billy Bones here, and I'm not a girl. 212 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:53,380 Oh, I may be visually challenged, but I can see you're lying. 213 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,215 Huh? 214 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,720 [SHRIEKING] 215 00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,102 Good evening, Bill. 216 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,601 I know it's you. 217 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:07,436 Yes. You thought you could get away with it, didn't you? 218 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:10,237 Just take it all for yourself 219 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:13,738 and leave your shipmates with nothing. 220 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:18,364 [SIGHS] We're not pleased with that, Bill. Not at all. 221 00:12:18,529 --> 00:12:22,375 We want you to have this! 222 00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:24,001 [LAUGHING] 223 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,788 Oh! Ah! Oh-ho-ho! 224 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,590 Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Whoa-ho-ho-ho! 225 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,377 Oh! Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 226 00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:35,005 [CLEARING THROAT] 227 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:37,553 [CAT SCREECHES] 228 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,351 Watch where you're going, you stupid cat! 229 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,618 The black spot! 230 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:00,576 [SCREAMS] 231 00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,748 But I don't understand. What is the black spot? 232 00:13:09,831 --> 00:13:12,300 The black spot's a pirate's death sentence! 233 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:13,376 - Whoa! - Fabulous. 234 00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,800 They'll be comin' to kill me tonight! 235 00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,802 - RIZZO: We'd better help. - Yeah, let's get some stuff. 236 00:13:18,881 --> 00:13:21,225 It's my old sea chest them lubbers are after! 237 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:22,553 Underwear. 238 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,765 But I'll trick them! I'll shake out another reef and daddle 'em again! 239 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,943 You wanna run that by us again in English, Mr. Bones? 240 00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:32,771 It's mine! I'm goin' for that treasure myself! 241 00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:35,824 And no one-legged son of a bilge rat will... 242 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,400 [GAGGING] 243 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,320 Captain Bones! 244 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:45,367 He died? And this is supposed to be a kids' movie. 245 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:46,667 - Oh. - Oh. 246 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:50,088 Jimmy. Jim. Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. 247 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:53,258 You always been a decent sort to old Billy Bones. 248 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,756 But I'm not Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. 249 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:58,509 He's Jimmy, Jim, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. 250 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:00,090 - Jim! - Yes, Captain. 251 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,596 Jim, Jimmy, Jimmy, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim. 252 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,053 - Yes, Captain. What is it? - Take the map! 253 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:07,514 - What map? - The map to old Flint's treasure! 254 00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,520 Don't ya understand what I been tellin' ya? 255 00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:13,103 I was Flinty's first mate! We all were! Blind Pew and me! 256 00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,234 Ah, me own shipmates, they'll gully me for sure! 257 00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:17,691 And anybody else to get their mitts on that map! 258 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,526 [STAMMERING] And gullying hurts, right? 259 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,657 - Oh, aye! A lot! - [WHIMPERING] 260 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,080 So quick! Go to my sea chest! Get the map! 261 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,623 - Oh - Oh, yeah! 262 00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:27,621 - [GRUNTING] Oh! - Oh, there. There. 263 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,702 Oh, I think I've... Oh, no. 264 00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:32,998 - Hey, guys, look! - Rizzo! 265 00:14:33,081 --> 00:14:34,082 [LAUGHS] 266 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:36,543 - Oh, here! How about this? - Let's see. 267 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,752 - [GRUNTS] - Oh. 268 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,380 - [GRUNTING] Whoops. - [GRUNTING] 269 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,716 - Hey, Rizzo, look. - [GASPS] Oh. 270 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:53,063 - It is a treasure map. - We're gonna be rich. 271 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:54,485 We're gonna be dead. 272 00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:55,561 - Beware, lads! - [BOTH SCREAM] 273 00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:56,646 Beware! 274 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,234 - What? The one-legged man? - Aye! But also, 275 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:04,787 beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy objects. 276 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:07,615 It's all good fun 'til somebody loses an... 277 00:15:07,698 --> 00:15:08,995 [GROANS] 278 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:12,795 Captain? 279 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:14,084 [GULPS] 280 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:17,508 We're standing in a room with a dead guy! 281 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:20,094 - [BOTH SCREAMING] - [SCREAMING] 282 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,344 Jim! Ah! 283 00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,263 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 284 00:15:29,011 --> 00:15:31,230 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 285 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,900 - [ALL GROWL] - [WHIMPERING] 286 00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:38,697 Oh, Billy Bones! Trick or treat! 287 00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:39,818 [LAUGHING] 288 00:15:40,106 --> 00:15:41,653 [ALL SCREAMING] 289 00:15:41,983 --> 00:15:44,532 Don't try to hide, Billy! You know what we want! 290 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:46,537 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 291 00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:51,459 - [GROWLS] - [PIRATES SHOUTING] 292 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:56,377 Where are ya, Billy Bones? Where are ya, Billy? 293 00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:57,839 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 294 00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:59,667 JIM: [POUNDING ON DOOR] Mrs. Bluveridge! 295 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:02,220 There's no use in hiding! 296 00:16:02,712 --> 00:16:03,838 [GROWLS] 297 00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:05,006 JIM: Please! Please! 298 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:06,636 Can't a woman get her beauty sleep anymore? 299 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:08,434 - [GLASS SHATTERS] - Ooh! Jim, what you doing? 300 00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,687 Aha! Aha! Ah? Oh! 301 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,310 Voila! 302 00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:18,360 [LAUGHS] 303 00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:20,154 [CHIMES RINGING] 304 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:24,196 - Okay, okay. I found the gun. Okay. - Oh, now we gotta load it. 305 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:26,323 - [GRUNTING] Oops. - [GRUNTING] 306 00:16:26,694 --> 00:16:27,946 [SNEEZES] 307 00:16:28,279 --> 00:16:30,657 Okay, where does Mrs. Bluveridge keep the bullets? 308 00:16:30,740 --> 00:16:32,208 - [ALL GROWLING] - Billy's dead, 309 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,251 and he hasn't got the bloody map! 310 00:16:34,327 --> 00:16:35,328 [SNARLS] 311 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,960 - Those little girls must have it. - Yeah! 312 00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,666 - Get them! - ALL: Yeah! 313 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,877 - Gonzo! Gonzo! - What? What? 314 00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,087 I found the bullets. See? Here they are. They... 315 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,927 - Oops. - [ALL SNARL] 316 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:51,728 Open up in there! We wants the map, and we'll skewer anybody 317 00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:52,894 who gets in the way! 318 00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:54,222 Quick, Jim! The back stairs! 319 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:55,682 [PIRATES SHOUTING] 320 00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,142 Come on. 321 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,561 Run! Run! 322 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,442 - [GUNSHOTS] - Ooh! 323 00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,489 [ALL SNARLING, LAUGHING] 324 00:17:03,564 --> 00:17:04,565 [GROWLS] 325 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:09,655 Get out of my inn, you tattooed miseries! 326 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:11,781 [ALL SHOUTING, GRUNTING] 327 00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:14,367 Can't a woman get a night's sleep alone? 328 00:17:14,450 --> 00:17:17,499 - You come here, you! - [GIBBERING] 329 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:20,006 This gun is useless! 330 00:17:20,623 --> 00:17:23,502 - You lost all the bullets! - Well, you're losin' the powder. 331 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,503 - [BOTH SCREAM] - The map! 332 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,714 Tell us where it is or die! 333 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:29,970 - [BOTH SCREAMING] - BLACK DOG: Get them! 334 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:31,892 - [SCREAMING CONTINUES] - Run! Run, run, run! 335 00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:37,098 [SCREAMS] 336 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:38,854 PIRATES: Hurry! Hurry! 337 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:40,526 [ALL SCREAMING] 338 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:42,528 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 339 00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:47,238 No! Outta the way! Get outta the way! 340 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,159 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 341 00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,244 [SCREAMING CONTINUES] 342 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,043 Stop! 343 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,579 Oh, woof. 344 00:17:59,829 --> 00:18:01,206 [SCREAMS] 345 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,708 Ow! 346 00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:11,424 - [EXPLOSION] - GONZO: Ah! Geronimo! 347 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,346 - [GRUNTS] - Guys! 348 00:18:13,426 --> 00:18:14,928 - Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! - Wow! What an exit! 349 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:17,434 - Right through a brick wall! - I am in such pain. 350 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:18,730 - Come on! - [EXPLOSION] 351 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:23,896 - I think I smell something burning, no? - [PIRATES SHOUTING] 352 00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,360 What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? 353 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:31,077 - We can't go home, so... - [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 354 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,538 - Ooh. - Oh, no! Uh-uh! 355 00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,415 No way! You're not takin' me on some crazy treasure hunt! 356 00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,289 - I am staying right here! - Oh, good idea, Rizzo. 357 00:18:39,368 --> 00:18:42,497 Then you can see what half-burned, vicious pirates look like. 358 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,957 What are we waitin' for? 359 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:45,417 - Gimme that map. Let's go. - [LAUGHING] 360 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:46,842 Wait a minute. What about Mrs. Bluveridge? 361 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:47,918 [MRS. BLUVERIDGE SNARLS] 362 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:49,883 [GROANING] 363 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,715 - I'll be fine, boys! Run for it! - [GROANS] 364 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,344 ALL: How does she do that? 365 00:18:57,303 --> 00:19:00,728 - [SCREAMING] - Who's gonna clean all this up? 366 00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:05,645 Two for a penny, sir? 367 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,900 - I don't want a baked potato. - Lovely hot baked potatoes! 368 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,360 - Basted with butter! - [YAWNS] 369 00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,616 - Oh, let's see. - Oh, what a night. 370 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:16,364 There it is! 371 00:19:16,614 --> 00:19:17,661 BOTH: Huh? Oh! 372 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,916 "Trelawney and Son, Master Ship Builders." 373 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,335 [PANTING] 374 00:19:27,041 --> 00:19:29,385 Whoa, whoa! Reality check here, guys! 375 00:19:29,460 --> 00:19:31,633 Do we actually believe some bozo's gonna give us a ship 376 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,635 just because we show him Captain Bones' map? 377 00:19:33,714 --> 00:19:35,432 - It's worth a try, Rizzo. - [DOOR OPENS] 378 00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:36,930 I don't know. 379 00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:40,596 May I help you? 380 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:44,810 Yes. Thank you. We wish to speak with Squire Trelawney, the ship builder. 381 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:47,645 - We need a ship. - Ah, I'm sorry. 382 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,823 The Squire's in Long Neddry for the grouse season. 383 00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:55,028 He will return on the feast of St. Lulu. 384 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,372 - Thank you. - That's that. 385 00:19:58,447 --> 00:20:00,495 Of course, his rich, 386 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,545 half-wit son young Squire Trelawney's here. 387 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,964 - [CHUCKLING] - We'll see him, then. 388 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,040 [RIZZO AND GONZO CHUCKLING] 389 00:20:09,709 --> 00:20:11,382 Well, gentlemen, 390 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:15,340 this is definitely a genuine, bona fide treasure map. 391 00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,558 - Oh! - Really! 392 00:20:17,633 --> 00:20:19,476 Oh, yes. Mr. Bimbo told me so. 393 00:20:21,429 --> 00:20:23,227 Oh, Mr. Bimbo lives in my finger. 394 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:26,100 He's very smart. He's been to the moon. 395 00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:28,944 Thank you. Twice. 396 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:32,653 - I smell a bozo. - Mmm-hmm. 397 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,155 - [EXPLOSION] - [SCREAMS] 398 00:20:36,235 --> 00:20:38,158 - [SQUEAKING] Ooh! - [CHUCKLING] 399 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,581 [COUGHING] Well done, Beakie. 400 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:42,203 - [SQUEAKING] - [BLOWING] 401 00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,832 Now we know that is definitely too much gunpowder. 402 00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:46,169 - [SQUEAKING] - [CHUCKLING] 403 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,918 Beaker, stop fooling around. 404 00:20:47,997 --> 00:20:49,499 We've got company. 405 00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:51,842 [MOANS] 406 00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:57,052 Oh, hello, chappies. Everyone, this is Dr. Livesey and his assistant, Beaker. 407 00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,600 They do research and development for my papa. 408 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,018 Hello. 409 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:03,437 Actually, Squire, we were hoping to meet your father. 410 00:21:03,512 --> 00:21:07,983 - We need a ship for an ocean voyage. - Ocean? Ocean. 411 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,186 - Ocean? - You know, the ocean? 412 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,488 Uh, the big, blue, wet thing? 413 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:14,945 Oh! 414 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:17,948 [STAMMERING] The big, blue, wet thing! Yes! 415 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:21,201 Say, I know what's happening here. 416 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,910 You chaps are planning to sail to this island, aren't you? 417 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,087 - To dig up this treasure. - Yes, but we must be quiet about it. 418 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:31,166 - There are pirates looking for this map. - And they wanna kill us for it. 419 00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,125 Isn't that exciting? 420 00:21:33,209 --> 00:21:36,679 Pirates, eh? Well, that settles it. 421 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,677 We'll use one of my daddy's boats, 422 00:21:38,756 --> 00:21:42,556 and I will personally finance the voyage for the treasure myself. 423 00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,304 You'll do that! Really? 424 00:21:44,386 --> 00:21:47,265 Certainly. What are rich, half-wit sons for? 425 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,737 Well, here's the dock. Jim, where's our boat? 426 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,659 We're on a dock? No wonder I'm seasick. 427 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,533 - Ahoy! - Ah, morning, Squire. 428 00:22:01,612 --> 00:22:04,991 Welcome. Welcome. Ah, there she is. 429 00:22:05,074 --> 00:22:07,076 The Hispaniola. 430 00:22:08,077 --> 00:22:09,329 [ALL GASP IN AWE] 431 00:22:09,411 --> 00:22:11,914 RIZZO: Wow! Whoo-hoo! 432 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,666 Come on, let's go! 433 00:22:13,749 --> 00:22:15,217 GONZO: Yeah, let's go. 434 00:22:24,677 --> 00:22:27,430 - "Take a cruise," you said. - Huh? 435 00:22:27,513 --> 00:22:30,141 - "See the world," you said. - Huh? 436 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:34,229 Now here we are stuck on the front of this stupid ship. 437 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:37,736 Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience. 438 00:22:37,982 --> 00:22:39,529 [BOTH LAUGHING] 439 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,527 Well, Mr. Bimbo, 440 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,908 the ship is provisioned, the crew is in place, 441 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,537 and the Captain should be on board within the hour. 442 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:48,834 You have been a busy little man. 443 00:22:49,159 --> 00:22:50,160 Ugh. 444 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,956 - Look, there goes Jim. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 445 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:55,666 [GRUNTING] Ooh! Ooh, look! 446 00:22:55,749 --> 00:22:57,717 It's the boat steering thing. 447 00:22:57,793 --> 00:22:59,716 - This is called the helm. - Ah. 448 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:03,550 Hey, how does it feel, Captain Hawkins? 449 00:23:03,966 --> 00:23:06,469 Feels like we're really doing it. 450 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:09,764 It feels like we're finally having an adventure! 451 00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,524 Yeah. I'm starvin'. Where's the kitchen? 452 00:23:12,683 --> 00:23:13,730 [GRUNTS] 453 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:16,228 MAN: Heigh ho and up she rises 454 00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:17,689 Something smells good. 455 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,364 Heigh ho and up she rises 456 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:20,407 Cool. 457 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,234 Heigh ho and up she rises 458 00:23:22,318 --> 00:23:24,662 early in the morning 459 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,874 Put him in the longboat until he's sober 460 00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:32,249 Put him in the longboat 'til he's sober 461 00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,956 Put him in the longboat 'til he's sober 462 00:23:35,039 --> 00:23:36,962 - early in the morning - [CLEARING THROAT] 463 00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,261 - What have we here? Stowaways! - [ALL GASP] 464 00:23:40,336 --> 00:23:44,887 I'm afraid we shish-kebab and barbecue stowaways on this ship. 465 00:23:45,758 --> 00:23:46,759 - [WHIMPERING] - [SNARLS] 466 00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,520 - [LAUGHING] - [LAUGHING] 467 00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:56,652 Wait, I know. You must be the cabin boys. 468 00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:59,276 - Yeah. - Hungry, lads? 469 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:03,201 Ha! Well, in my galley, you're always welcome to help yourselves! 470 00:24:03,275 --> 00:24:04,652 Yes! Thank you! 471 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:05,736 [LAUGHING] 472 00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:07,162 Yahoo! 473 00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:08,238 [LAUGHING] 474 00:24:08,364 --> 00:24:09,707 Oh, yes! 475 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:11,075 [GOBBLING] 476 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:14,291 Well, he's got a healthy appetite. How about you, funny face? 477 00:24:14,370 --> 00:24:15,963 - Huh? - Here. 478 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:18,962 Hey. Thank you. 479 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,635 My name is Gonzo, and the guy in your chicken is Rizzo. 480 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,883 - [GOBBLING CONTINUES] - Yo! 481 00:24:24,922 --> 00:24:29,143 - And you must be Master Hawkins. - Yes, sir. 482 00:24:29,218 --> 00:24:32,768 Oh, you needn't be callin' a lowly ship's cook "sir." 483 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:36,146 Long John Silver, at your humble service. 484 00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:38,444 Well, we're just cabin boys, Mr. Silver. 485 00:24:38,894 --> 00:24:43,320 Long John to his friends. 486 00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:45,405 And believe me, lad, 487 00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:49,614 a friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold. 488 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:54,828 There's many a dark-hearted scoundrel in these ports. 489 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:57,083 Well, what do you mean? Pirates? 490 00:24:57,287 --> 00:24:59,756 - Shh! - Pirates! Oh-ho-ho! That's rich! 491 00:24:59,832 --> 00:25:02,836 Pirates? What an imagination. Give me a cracker. 492 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:06,172 Allow me to introduce my pet lobster Polly. 493 00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,222 Pieces of eight! Pieces of eight! 494 00:25:07,297 --> 00:25:08,344 [SQUAWKS, WHISTLES] 495 00:25:08,424 --> 00:25:10,347 Raised him from a fingerling, I did. 496 00:25:10,426 --> 00:25:12,895 As fine a crustacean as a man could ask for. 497 00:25:12,970 --> 00:25:14,017 [CHUCKLES] 498 00:25:14,096 --> 00:25:17,191 But I thought sailors had talking parrots as pets. 499 00:25:17,266 --> 00:25:19,485 Talking parrots? 500 00:25:19,810 --> 00:25:23,860 Heh! What an imagination. First pirates, now talking parrots? 501 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:27,068 What's next? A singing, dancing mouse with his own amusement park? 502 00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:28,198 Whoo-hoo! 503 00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:30,371 That's enough now, Polly. Go on! Shoo! 504 00:25:30,696 --> 00:25:32,698 [CRASHING, POLLY SQUAWKS] 505 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:37,127 Right, me hearties, I'm gonna give you a cook's tour of this fine ship. 506 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:40,293 [GROANS] If you're gonna be the cook on this ship, Mr. Silver, 507 00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,875 I am definitely gonna need bigger pants. 508 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,377 [LAUGHING] 509 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:48,801 [BOTH GASP] 510 00:25:49,882 --> 00:25:51,805 What's the matter, lads? 511 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,480 Oh, that? 512 00:25:56,972 --> 00:26:01,193 Lost that timber-fighting brigands off Madagascar under Admiral Hawke. 513 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:06,358 There's many a man lost a leg and worse in the service of the king. 514 00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:11,162 Why, look what a cannibal took off me 515 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:14,206 in exchange for me own life. 516 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:17,326 [LAUGHING] 517 00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:19,874 [BOTH LAUGHING] 518 00:26:22,206 --> 00:26:24,709 Oh, you're a fine pair, lads. That you are. 519 00:26:24,792 --> 00:26:26,590 Bright as buttons, the lot of ye. 520 00:26:26,710 --> 00:26:29,304 - [BELL RINGING] - MAN: All hands on deck! 521 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:30,631 Come on, then, lads. 522 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:35,937 Chop, chop. Look lively now. The Captain will be here soon. 523 00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,305 [CREW CHATTERING, SHOUTING] 524 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,101 Chop, chop! 525 00:26:41,183 --> 00:26:42,685 - Ooh. - Who's that? 526 00:26:42,768 --> 00:26:46,363 SQUIRE: Oh, that is Mr. Arrow, the first mate, a capital fellow. 527 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,441 - [TRUMPET FANFARE PLAYS] - [GASPS] 528 00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:50,697 The Captain approaches. 529 00:26:51,819 --> 00:26:54,072 - [HONKING] - [NEIGHS] 530 00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:58,496 Move aside! Make way! Make ready for the Captain! 531 00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,873 Lollygaggers will suffer his wrath! 532 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,921 Wrath? Is this captain bad-tempered? 533 00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:07,297 Is he bad-tempered? The man is a raging volcano 534 00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:11,176 tormented by inner demons the likes of which mere mortals cannot fathom. 535 00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:13,178 He's got demons? Cool! 536 00:27:13,382 --> 00:27:14,850 [CLUCKING] 537 00:27:18,095 --> 00:27:19,517 [WHINNIES] 538 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:24,650 [TOWNSPEOPLE SHOUTING] 539 00:27:24,726 --> 00:27:27,070 [SCREAMS] Maniac! 540 00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:31,109 - [PEOPLE SHOUTING, SCREAMING] - [HONKING] 541 00:27:42,286 --> 00:27:43,287 [GRUNTING] 542 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,251 ALL: Ooh. 543 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:53,847 Heigh-ho, everyone. 544 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:57,134 - What... That... - That's the raging volcano? 545 00:27:57,217 --> 00:28:01,097 - JIM: He's a frog! - Maybe he gets hopping mad. 546 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,682 Hopping mad! 547 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:04,266 - [LAUGHING] - [LAUGHING, SIGHS] 548 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,606 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 549 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:14,618 Piping aboard Captain Abraham Smollett. 550 00:28:16,653 --> 00:28:18,280 Good day, Mr. Arrow. 551 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,449 Hmm. 552 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:22,079 [CLEARS THROAT] 553 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,708 Ah, I knew it. He's furious. 554 00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:27,957 - Ah, you there! - Me? 555 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:29,542 You were in charge of railing dust. 556 00:28:29,625 --> 00:28:31,923 Thirty lashes and then you walk the plank. 557 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,221 I didn't say that, Mr. Arrow. 558 00:28:34,296 --> 00:28:37,800 I was anticipating your whim, sir. Humph. 559 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,395 Oh. You must be the cabin boys. 560 00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:43,893 - Uh, yes, sir! - Which one of you is Hawkins? 561 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:45,144 I am, sir. 562 00:28:45,515 --> 00:28:47,984 I knew your father, Jim. He was a good man. 563 00:28:48,060 --> 00:28:49,437 Thank you, sir. 564 00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,906 Well, this is shapin' up 565 00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,359 - to be a fine voyage, lads. - Mmm. 566 00:28:55,442 --> 00:28:57,820 Oh, yes, indeed. 567 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,038 [NERVOUS CHUCKLE] 568 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,742 Uh, one leg, Jim. Count 'em. One. 569 00:29:03,825 --> 00:29:05,623 Remember what Billy Bones said. 570 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:08,080 Oh, Gonzo, he seems all right. 571 00:29:08,163 --> 00:29:10,962 I mean, Long John's only a cook. How dangerous could he be? 572 00:29:11,041 --> 00:29:12,964 Well, I don't know, but I... 573 00:29:13,043 --> 00:29:15,045 Wait a minute. Where's Rizzo? 574 00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:18,098 Enjoy your cruise, sir. Next! 575 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,765 All right, folks, have your checks made out to "rat tours limited." 576 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:25,347 Remember, we put the rat in "pirate." 577 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,556 - [TOURISTS CHATTERING] - Ooh. 578 00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:29,063 Why, thank you, Mr. Plagueman. Next! 579 00:29:29,142 --> 00:29:32,191 - Rizzo, what are you doing? - What? Oh, this. 580 00:29:32,271 --> 00:29:34,239 Well, I figure if the treasure map's a dud, 581 00:29:34,314 --> 00:29:37,534 the trip won't be a total loss financially speaking. 582 00:29:38,193 --> 00:29:40,116 Ah, the wind seems to be freshening. 583 00:29:40,195 --> 00:29:44,200 The tide is with us. Mr. Arrow, this voyage has begun. 584 00:29:45,117 --> 00:29:49,497 This voyage has begun! Raise the gangplank! 585 00:29:49,579 --> 00:29:52,128 - Right, lads! - Let go forward line! 586 00:29:52,916 --> 00:29:56,090 Let go aft line. Hard to starboard. 587 00:29:56,169 --> 00:29:58,638 Any man caught dawdling will be shot on sight. 588 00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:01,058 - I didn't say that. - I was just paraphrasing. 589 00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,763 - Uh, Mr. Arrow, just set the sails. - Set the sails! 590 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,766 TOURIST: Hey, where's my camera? 591 00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:11,068 - I'll miss you! - We'll send postcards! 592 00:30:12,728 --> 00:30:14,571 - Good-bye! - Good-bye! 593 00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,078 When the course is laid and the anchor's weighed 594 00:30:25,157 --> 00:30:27,706 a sailor's blood begins racing 595 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,754 With our hearts unbound and our flag unfurled 596 00:30:30,829 --> 00:30:33,753 We're underway and off to see the world 597 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,335 Underway and off to see the world 598 00:30:36,418 --> 00:30:38,637 Heave ho, we'll go 599 00:30:38,712 --> 00:30:41,591 Anywhere the wind is blowing 600 00:30:41,673 --> 00:30:45,723 Manly men are we 601 00:30:45,802 --> 00:30:48,772 Sailing for adventure on the deep blue sea 602 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:53,895 Safely now, Mr. Silver. Let's not get sloppy just because we're singing. 603 00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,103 [LAUGHING] Aye, aye, sir! 604 00:30:55,187 --> 00:30:56,780 Danger walks on deck we say what the heck 605 00:30:56,855 --> 00:30:59,324 We laugh at the perils we're facing 606 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,323 Every storm we ride is its own reward 607 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:03,699 And people die by fallin' overboard 608 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:05,201 [WAVE CRASHES] 609 00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,783 People die by falling overboard 610 00:31:08,283 --> 00:31:10,877 Heigh ho, we'll go 611 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,546 Anywhere the wind is blowing 612 00:31:13,789 --> 00:31:17,464 Hoist the sails and sing 613 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:21,554 Sailing for adventure on the big blue wet thing 614 00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:26,386 I love to see 'em cry when they walk the plank 615 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:29,972 I prefer to cut a throat 616 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:33,271 I love to hang 'em high and watch their little feet 617 00:31:33,350 --> 00:31:36,695 try to walk in the air while their faces turn blue 618 00:31:36,770 --> 00:31:38,147 Just kidding. [CHUCKLES] 619 00:31:38,772 --> 00:31:41,150 It's a good life on a boat 620 00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,986 There are distant lands with burning sands 621 00:31:44,069 --> 00:31:46,618 that call across the oceans 622 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:49,575 There are bingo games every fun-filled day 623 00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:52,537 And margaritas at the midnight buffet 624 00:31:52,619 --> 00:31:55,247 Margaritas at the midnight buffet 625 00:31:55,330 --> 00:31:57,924 Heigh ho, we'll go 626 00:31:57,999 --> 00:32:00,718 Anywhere the wind is blowing 627 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:04,677 Should have took a train 628 00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,555 Sailing for adventure on the bounding main 629 00:32:07,634 --> 00:32:09,932 The salty breezes whisper 630 00:32:10,011 --> 00:32:12,685 who knows what lies ahead 631 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:15,438 I just know I was born to lead 632 00:32:15,517 --> 00:32:18,691 the life my father led 633 00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,273 The stars will be our compass 634 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:23,700 wherever we may roam 635 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,536 And our mates will always be 636 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:29,285 just like a family 637 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:32,618 And though we may put into port 638 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:35,295 the sea is always home 639 00:32:35,370 --> 00:32:38,920 All right, Mr. Bimbo. I didn't know you had such a good singing voice. 640 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:40,921 You're welcome. 641 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:43,800 We'll chase our dreams standing on our own 642 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,598 Over the horizon to the great unknown 643 00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:49,597 Heigh ho, we'll go 644 00:32:49,676 --> 00:32:52,520 Anywhere the wind is blowing 645 00:32:52,596 --> 00:32:56,476 Bold and brave and free 646 00:32:56,558 --> 00:32:57,605 Sailing for adventure 647 00:32:57,684 --> 00:32:58,936 It's so nauseating! 648 00:32:59,019 --> 00:33:00,487 Sailing for adventure 649 00:33:00,562 --> 00:33:01,779 So exhilarating! 650 00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:03,152 Sailing for adventure 651 00:33:03,231 --> 00:33:04,574 We're all celebrating! 652 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:08,153 On the deep blue sea 653 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,999 - Hoo-hoo-hoo! - Ahoy! 654 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:15,202 [WHISTLE BLOWING] 655 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:19,043 Roll call! 656 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:23,464 Long John Silver? 657 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,841 - Aye, aye, sir! - Short Stack Stevens? 658 00:33:25,921 --> 00:33:27,798 - Aye! - One-eyed Jack? 659 00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:30,259 - Aye. - Black Eyed Pea. 660 00:33:30,383 --> 00:33:32,306 - Yeah. - Wall-eyed Pike. 661 00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:33,428 Aye. 662 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,435 - Polly Lobster. - [SQUAWKS, WHISTLES] 663 00:33:35,514 --> 00:33:37,858 - Mad Monty. - Aye. 664 00:33:37,933 --> 00:33:39,935 - Sweetums. - Aye. 665 00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,270 [GULPS] 666 00:33:42,395 --> 00:33:44,113 - Old Tom. - Aye-aye. 667 00:33:44,189 --> 00:33:45,486 - Real Old Tom. - Aye. 668 00:33:46,107 --> 00:33:48,360 - Dead Tom? - Aye, aye. 669 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,700 - [SHIVERING] - Cool. 670 00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:55,208 - Clueless Morgan? - Huh? 671 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:56,500 Headless Bill. 672 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,246 Headless Bill. 673 00:34:04,709 --> 00:34:08,179 Big-fat-ugly-bug-face-baby-eating O'Brien? 674 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,391 - [DEEP VOICE] Aye. - [GASPS] 675 00:34:13,426 --> 00:34:15,053 [CLEARING THROAT] 676 00:34:15,262 --> 00:34:16,434 Angel Marie. 677 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:18,015 Ave. aye. 678 00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:19,937 Hmm. Hmm. 679 00:34:20,225 --> 00:34:22,603 Hmm. Ah. Uh, uh. 680 00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:25,731 Gentlemen, may I see you in my cabin? 681 00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:28,192 - [GASPS] Mmm-hmm. Oh. - Immediately? 682 00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:31,574 Who hired this crew? This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch 683 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:33,576 of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I have ever seen! 684 00:34:33,655 --> 00:34:35,623 So who hired 'em? [PANTING] 685 00:34:42,038 --> 00:34:44,040 Your finger hired the crew? 686 00:34:44,499 --> 00:34:49,175 No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew, Mr. Bimbo. 687 00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:51,506 What? Ah! 688 00:34:51,881 --> 00:34:55,852 Yeah, he relied heavily on the advice of our excellent cook Long John Silver. 689 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,017 [WHIMPERS] A cook? 690 00:34:58,555 --> 00:35:00,899 And a guy who lives in a bear's finger? 691 00:35:00,974 --> 00:35:02,317 Exactly! 692 00:35:03,018 --> 00:35:04,361 [BOTH GROAN] 693 00:35:04,436 --> 00:35:06,438 Hmm. I'm starting to worry about this voyage. 694 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:07,568 Mmm-hmm. 695 00:35:07,647 --> 00:35:09,900 Uh, Jim, I know Billy Bones gave you 696 00:35:09,983 --> 00:35:12,111 the treasure map, but I hope you'll give it to me for safekeeping. 697 00:35:12,193 --> 00:35:13,911 I'll be careful with it, sir. 698 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:15,780 [KNOCK AT DOOR] 699 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:25,548 Beggin' your pardon, gentlemen, 700 00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,877 but I've come with a bit of a treat for you. 701 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,129 'Tis my very own best brandy, 702 00:35:31,212 --> 00:35:34,466 laid down by the brothers of Buckfast Abbey, 703 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:37,723 vintage 1737, 704 00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:40,851 to toast to a prosperous voyage. 705 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:43,979 - Oh, spiffy. - I'm sorry, Mr. Silver, but I'm not 706 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:46,733 going to allow drinking on this voyage. 707 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:49,815 - Oh, well, rules are rules. - Oh, but, sir, 708 00:35:49,898 --> 00:35:53,402 'tis a tradition for the officers to toast to the success of a voyage. 709 00:35:53,777 --> 00:35:55,074 Ah, very true. 710 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:57,497 No. We must set an example for this questionable crew. 711 00:35:57,572 --> 00:36:00,416 There will be no consumption of alcohol of any kind. 712 00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,493 Oh. 713 00:36:01,576 --> 00:36:04,170 Oh, sir, but I can vouch for this crew myself. 714 00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,622 You could sail to heaven 715 00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:07,002 - and back with these men. - Ah. 716 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:09,335 Well, I'm afraid I must disagree with you. 717 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,169 - Oh. - [SCREAMING] 718 00:36:11,836 --> 00:36:13,338 You wanna knock it off with the booze? 719 00:36:13,421 --> 00:36:16,140 It's peelin' paint off of the shuffleboard court. 720 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:17,843 - Sorry. - Come on, girls. 721 00:36:17,926 --> 00:36:19,018 You told him. 722 00:36:19,094 --> 00:36:20,971 And that's that. This conversation is finished. 723 00:36:21,054 --> 00:36:23,102 I understand, sir. 724 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,481 I shall tend to my duty and see to it 725 00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:30,860 that every drop of alcohol is thrown overboard. 726 00:36:30,939 --> 00:36:34,489 Come on, Jim. Don't bother Captain. 727 00:36:34,567 --> 00:36:36,990 Uh, you can go if you want to, Jim. 728 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,447 - Come on. - Yeah. 729 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:41,204 [GASPS] Oh, well. 730 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:43,455 I guess the human beings wanna hang out together, 731 00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:45,583 don't wanna spend time with a rat and a... 732 00:36:45,662 --> 00:36:47,790 - Uh, uh, whatever. Huh. - Yeah. Huh. 733 00:36:53,086 --> 00:36:54,508 [PLAYING MUSIC] 734 00:36:59,968 --> 00:37:01,766 - Say cheese! - Cheese! 735 00:37:01,845 --> 00:37:03,392 Oh, that's great. Heh. 736 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:05,523 Cute couple. 737 00:37:06,641 --> 00:37:08,063 [CHUCKLING] 738 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,564 [LAUGHING] 739 00:37:12,647 --> 00:37:13,990 Stop it! 740 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,865 I never felt like this before. 741 00:37:18,361 --> 00:37:20,238 - RAT: Denise, what I'm trying to say... - Yes? 742 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,914 - What I'm trying to say is... - Yes? 743 00:37:21,990 --> 00:37:23,742 - What I mean to say is, I... - Yes? 744 00:37:23,825 --> 00:37:25,327 [KISSING] 745 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,252 I'm sorry your present didn't work out. 746 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:38,264 Oh, Jim, Smollett sails by rules and laws. 747 00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:40,307 That's what bein' a captain's all about. 748 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:43,102 [INHALES] Me, I sails by the stars. 749 00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:45,684 Stars? 750 00:37:47,015 --> 00:37:48,608 North, Jim. 751 00:37:48,683 --> 00:37:51,186 Find me north out there among them stars. 752 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,234 Well, that's easy. 753 00:37:53,897 --> 00:37:55,365 Ah, yeah, but what if you don't have a compass? 754 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,441 - [LAUGHING] - Long John, please don't drop it. 755 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:57,571 It was my father's. 756 00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,948 It's all I have of his. Please. Please. 757 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:05,034 I'm sorry, lad. I were only foolin'. 758 00:38:09,704 --> 00:38:11,331 How old were you when he died, then? 759 00:38:11,706 --> 00:38:12,958 Seven. 760 00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,514 I were eight when my father died at sea. 761 00:38:19,589 --> 00:38:22,684 - First mate, he was. - My father was a first mate too. 762 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,637 Was he, now? 763 00:38:26,387 --> 00:38:30,142 By the powers. What a coincidence. 764 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:31,568 [LAUGHING] 765 00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:33,774 Now, Jim. 766 00:38:33,853 --> 00:38:37,778 That be Polaris, the North Star. 767 00:38:37,857 --> 00:38:40,406 Even in the China Sea, that's north. 768 00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:43,913 - North. Polaris. - Uh-huh. 769 00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,994 - So we must be heading southwest. - Smart as paint you are, lad. 770 00:38:48,076 --> 00:38:49,749 Smart as paint. 771 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:54,257 Now, that gets old Long John to wonderin'. 772 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:00,513 Why would we be sailin' southwest? 773 00:39:02,423 --> 00:39:04,767 The scuttlebutt among the crew is that, uh, 774 00:39:04,843 --> 00:39:06,891 we're sailin' for buried treasure 775 00:39:07,262 --> 00:39:10,641 and, uh, someone on board 776 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,567 has a map. 777 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:21,868 'Course, none of my concern, Jim. 778 00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:23,286 I'm just a ship's cook. 779 00:39:23,361 --> 00:39:24,362 [GRUNTS] 780 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:27,119 Such matters are best suited to Captain Smollett. 781 00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:28,745 He runs this ship, not I. 782 00:39:28,825 --> 00:39:30,953 Come on, Long John. You could captain this ship. 783 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:33,705 That I could, lad. 784 00:39:35,123 --> 00:39:37,091 Maybe someday I will. 785 00:39:38,668 --> 00:39:40,796 [CHUCKLING] 786 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,634 [CHUCKLING] 787 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:49,012 [LAUGHING] 788 00:39:49,095 --> 00:39:51,189 - Moonlight swim? - Okay. 789 00:39:51,306 --> 00:39:52,649 [LAUGHING] 790 00:39:57,604 --> 00:39:58,730 [MUSIC STOPS] 791 00:39:58,813 --> 00:39:59,814 [LAUGHING] 792 00:40:02,150 --> 00:40:03,242 [MISS PIGGY'S VOICE] Oh, Smolly, 793 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:06,663 my love for you is deeper than the deep, blue sea. 794 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,204 Hmm. 795 00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:13,999 [SIGHS] 796 00:40:47,862 --> 00:40:48,954 [LONG JOHN LAUGHING] 797 00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:51,533 Get on with you! Go on! 798 00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:52,955 [LAUGHING] 799 00:40:53,034 --> 00:40:54,411 GONZO: Hi, Jim! 800 00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:58,044 - Yo, Jimbo! Mornin', Long... - Hi, Long John. Good morning. 801 00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,165 Eh. 802 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:01,797 Well, at least one of us is having a good time. 803 00:41:01,876 --> 00:41:05,346 Ah, Rizzo, it's not so bad. Angel Marie said that later on, 804 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:08,140 he'd throw a line out the back and let me drag along the bottom. 805 00:41:08,216 --> 00:41:09,217 [LAUGHING] 806 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:10,802 I don't know about this crew. 807 00:41:10,885 --> 00:41:13,058 I feel like they're always watchin' us, just waitin' to pounce. 808 00:41:13,137 --> 00:41:15,890 Ah, that's just a figment of your imagination. 809 00:41:16,391 --> 00:41:18,564 - [LAUGHING] - [BOTH SCREAMING] 810 00:41:19,769 --> 00:41:22,147 This is a figment of my imagination? 811 00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,231 [GROANS] 812 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:25,817 Now, tell us where the map is 813 00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:27,823 or we'll tear ya limb from limb! 814 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,496 - [WHIMPERS] - Never. My friend and I will never tell. 815 00:41:30,571 --> 00:41:33,290 Hey, hey, there could be extenuatin' circumstances. 816 00:41:33,366 --> 00:41:35,915 [STAMMERING] I mean, you know, uh... If, uh... 817 00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:37,792 Maybe they'll ask real nice. [CHUCKLES] 818 00:41:37,870 --> 00:41:39,793 - In your dreams! - Do it, Monty! Do it! 819 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,545 Yeah, do it to me! 820 00:41:41,624 --> 00:41:43,092 [CHUCKLING] 821 00:41:43,751 --> 00:41:46,174 - [GRUNTING] - Whoa! on! on! 822 00:41:46,254 --> 00:41:48,348 Yes! Ah! More! 823 00:41:48,423 --> 00:41:51,472 - Oh, no, I can't look. - Look at this! 824 00:41:51,551 --> 00:41:53,895 I'm taller! This is so cool! 825 00:41:53,970 --> 00:41:56,223 I may even have a future with the NBA. 826 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,352 [LAUGHING] 827 00:41:57,432 --> 00:42:00,527 This won't work! He likes it! Let's torture the rat! 828 00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:02,820 - Huh? No! No, no, no, no! - [LAUGHING] Yeah! 829 00:42:02,895 --> 00:42:04,863 - No, no, no, no, no! - Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. 830 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,907 - No! No! Oh, no! - [LAUGHING] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 831 00:42:06,983 --> 00:42:08,451 Oh, please, no! I hate basketball! 832 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:12,702 [SIGHS] I got a lovely recipe for blackened rat. 833 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,747 No! 834 00:42:13,823 --> 00:42:14,824 - [PIRATES LAUGHING] - [GASPS] 835 00:42:14,991 --> 00:42:16,038 Oh. 836 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:19,462 I say! This does not look safe! 837 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,289 [SIZZLING] 838 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:23,124 [YELLS] Whoo! Whoo! 839 00:42:23,207 --> 00:42:24,459 What? What? What? What? 840 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,044 Oh, I... I burned my hand. Oh. 841 00:42:26,127 --> 00:42:28,300 - [BLOWING] Oh, kiss it or something! - Hmm. 842 00:42:28,421 --> 00:42:30,924 GONZO: [LAUGHING] Oh! 843 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,680 [LAUGHS] om 844 00:42:33,134 --> 00:42:36,229 Poodly, Poodly, poodly, poodly, poodly. 845 00:42:36,304 --> 00:42:39,228 Mr. Arrow, lock those three up for the remainder of the voyage. 846 00:42:39,307 --> 00:42:40,399 - Yes, sir! - [CRYING] 847 00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,476 You can't hold us! 848 00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,813 - To the brig! Move along! - Will you stop crying? Will you shut up! 849 00:42:44,896 --> 00:42:47,240 MR. ARROW: Move along. GONZO: Oh, good. That's good. Yeah. 850 00:42:47,315 --> 00:42:48,316 Whoo! 851 00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,403 Master Hawkins, may I see you in my cabin, please? 852 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:52,658 Yes, sir. 853 00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:57,329 - Ready, Mr. Gonzo? - Ready! 854 00:42:57,408 --> 00:42:59,410 - Tie off the rope, Beaker! - [SQUEAKS] 855 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:02,589 We call this the window shade cure. 856 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,710 [CHUCKLES] 857 00:43:03,790 --> 00:43:05,884 All right. Snip, snip, snip. 858 00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:09,338 Yeow! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 859 00:43:09,670 --> 00:43:13,425 Oh, great! Wow! Ha! Ah! 860 00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,260 - Whoa! - [SQUEAKS] 861 00:43:15,551 --> 00:43:16,643 Hoo-hoo! 862 00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,562 That was so cool! 863 00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:19,605 [LAUGHING] 864 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:20,852 - Hmm? - [MUFFLED SQUEAKING] 865 00:43:20,932 --> 00:43:22,149 Oh, sure. 866 00:43:22,266 --> 00:43:23,267 - [SQUEAKS] - [LAUGHING] 867 00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:29,236 - Who's the lady pig, sir? - Never mind that, Jim. Listen. 868 00:43:29,315 --> 00:43:31,033 I'm hoping you're willing to give me the map now, 869 00:43:31,109 --> 00:43:32,611 considering what's just happened. 870 00:43:32,693 --> 00:43:34,912 - I'd rather not, sir. - [SIGHS] 871 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,624 I'd hoped it wouldn't come to this, Jim, but 872 00:43:38,699 --> 00:43:40,872 as captain, I order you to give me the map. 873 00:43:48,543 --> 00:43:51,296 - Mr. Arrow? - Aye, aye, Captain. 874 00:43:52,130 --> 00:43:54,474 - Lock up this treasure map. - Hmm. 875 00:43:56,050 --> 00:43:58,223 It will be safe in here, sir. 876 00:44:18,406 --> 00:44:19,908 [GULL SQUAWKS] 877 00:44:35,298 --> 00:44:39,519 It's been six weeks since we left England. 878 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,764 Five days since we had a breeze. 879 00:44:50,271 --> 00:44:51,568 [GROANS] 880 00:44:53,649 --> 00:44:56,152 Oh, no. I got the madness! 881 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:00,035 I got cabin fever! 882 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,162 I've got it too! 883 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:05,128 Cabin fever! 884 00:45:06,245 --> 00:45:09,715 I got cabin fever it's burning in my brain 885 00:45:09,790 --> 00:45:13,590 I got cabin fever it's driving me insane 886 00:45:13,669 --> 00:45:17,515 We got cabin fever we're ﬂipping our bandanas 887 00:45:17,590 --> 00:45:21,220 Been stuck at sea so long that we have simply gone bananas 888 00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:24,977 Chica chica boom chica chica boom boom chic arriba! 889 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,559 Chica chica boom boom chica chica boom boom chic 890 00:45:28,184 --> 00:45:30,653 We, we, we got cabin fever 891 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,730 We lost what sense we had 892 00:45:32,813 --> 00:45:36,534 We got cabin fever we're all going mad 893 00:45:36,609 --> 00:45:38,486 Grab your partner by the ears 894 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,287 - Lash him to the wheel - Yee-haw! 895 00:45:40,363 --> 00:45:43,537 Do-si-do, step on his toe listen to him squeal 896 00:45:43,616 --> 00:45:45,584 - Ow-hoo-hoo-hoo! - Allemande left allemande right 897 00:45:45,660 --> 00:45:48,004 it's time to sail or sink 898 00:45:48,079 --> 00:45:50,252 Swing your partner over the side 899 00:45:50,331 --> 00:45:51,674 Drop him in the drink [CHUCKLES] 900 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:53,376 We've got cabin fever. 901 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:56,258 - No ifs, ands or buts. - We're disoriented. 902 00:45:56,337 --> 00:45:58,806 - And demented. - BOTH: And a little nuts. 903 00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:02,139 [SINGING] Ach du liebe Volkswagen car 904 00:46:02,218 --> 00:46:03,219 [YODELING] 905 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,055 [SINGING] Sauerbraten, wiener schnitzel und wunderbar 906 00:46:06,138 --> 00:46:08,391 We were sailing, sailing 907 00:46:08,474 --> 00:46:10,317 The wind was on our side 908 00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,192 And then it died. 909 00:46:14,438 --> 00:46:17,783 I got cabin fever. I think I lost my grip. 910 00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:21,362 I'd like to get my hands on whoever wrote this script. 911 00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:27,498 I was ﬂoating 'neath the tropic moon 912 00:46:27,576 --> 00:46:31,206 and dreaming of a blue lagoon 913 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:33,633 Now I'm as crazy as a loon 914 00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:34,755 [CHUCKLES] 915 00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:38,634 Cabin fever has ravaged all aboard 916 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:42,013 This one small vessel has become a ﬂoating psycho ward 917 00:46:42,091 --> 00:46:45,891 We were sailing, sailing heading who knows where 918 00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,273 And now though we're all here 919 00:46:49,348 --> 00:46:50,975 we're not all there 920 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:53,060 [ALL LAUGHING, SHOUTING] 921 00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:55,396 Ooh! 922 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,494 ALL: Cabin fever! Ah! 923 00:47:03,321 --> 00:47:05,415 - [BREEZE BLOWING] - PIRATE: Look! The wind is back! 924 00:47:05,489 --> 00:47:08,163 - PIRATE 2: What are we doin'? - What's goin' on here? 925 00:47:08,242 --> 00:47:10,415 - What was that? - I feel like such a fool. 926 00:47:10,494 --> 00:47:12,337 - SQUIRE: Yeah, me too. - I hope nobody saw that. 927 00:47:12,413 --> 00:47:13,756 Embarrassing. 928 00:47:14,206 --> 00:47:16,379 - Get us outta here! Help! - We didn't hit him! 929 00:47:16,459 --> 00:47:19,133 MONTY: Come on, let us out. We was only joking. 930 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,514 Ooh! Hey, Long John! Hey! Get us outta here! 931 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:23,637 Yeah! 932 00:47:23,716 --> 00:47:25,810 - Hey, Polly. - What? 933 00:47:25,885 --> 00:47:27,262 What was that song that just happened? 934 00:47:27,345 --> 00:47:29,268 What are you talkin' about? 935 00:47:29,347 --> 00:47:32,066 You know, uh, "Cabin fever. Ah." 936 00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:35,228 - That. - You see, John? 937 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:38,902 You gotta get us outta here now! Clueless is startin' to go crackers! 938 00:47:41,275 --> 00:47:42,743 Here you go. 939 00:47:43,486 --> 00:47:47,116 - Your bread and water for today. - But I ordered shrimp scampi. 940 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,701 It's more than you deserve, ya villainous dogs! 941 00:47:49,867 --> 00:47:51,039 [GASPS] 942 00:47:51,535 --> 00:47:52,707 Oh, Jim. 943 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,124 By rights, I should be locked up too 944 00:47:56,207 --> 00:47:58,630 for lettin' thieves like them aboard this ship. 945 00:47:59,085 --> 00:48:00,883 Oh, it chills me. 946 00:48:00,961 --> 00:48:03,885 To think that they almost killed your little friends 947 00:48:03,964 --> 00:48:06,433 looking for some daft treasure map. 948 00:48:06,509 --> 00:48:09,683 None of this would've happened if I'd have given Captain Smollet the... 949 00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,014 I mean... 950 00:48:13,641 --> 00:48:15,063 What, lad? 951 00:48:16,227 --> 00:48:19,276 I'm not really sure I should be talking about this with you or with anyone. 952 00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:23,201 You mean, you've really got a treasure map? 953 00:48:24,527 --> 00:48:28,157 Not anymore. Mr. Arrow took it and locked it up in the Captain's cabin. 954 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,991 You must promise to keep it a secret. 955 00:48:30,074 --> 00:48:33,624 Oh, don't bother your head about that. You've only told old Long John. 956 00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,706 Now, you run along and do your chores. Go on. 957 00:48:36,789 --> 00:48:37,961 Go on. 958 00:48:41,085 --> 00:48:42,462 [CHUCKLING] 959 00:49:03,315 --> 00:49:05,192 Safely now. Safely. 960 00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:08,203 [IMITATES FOGHORN] 961 00:49:08,904 --> 00:49:10,702 Steady as she goes. 962 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,670 Oh, Mr. Silver, good evening. 963 00:49:16,745 --> 00:49:19,294 - Wicked fog tonight, sir. - Hmm. Hmm. 964 00:49:19,373 --> 00:49:22,798 Reminds me of the night we ran aground off the Pampas. 965 00:49:22,877 --> 00:49:25,505 Half the crew drowned in leaky lifeboats. 966 00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:27,511 Ah, it were a terrible shame. 967 00:49:27,590 --> 00:49:30,560 - Leaky lifeboats? - Oh, a common occurrence, sir. 968 00:49:30,634 --> 00:49:33,854 A little-used piece of equipment fails into disrepair 969 00:49:33,929 --> 00:49:37,103 - and becomes, uh, shall we say... - Unsafe? 970 00:49:38,184 --> 00:49:41,313 Oh, I'm not sayin' our lifeboats are unsafe, sir. 971 00:49:41,395 --> 00:49:44,444 I'm not sayin' we got problems, uh... 972 00:49:46,108 --> 00:49:47,405 Still... 973 00:49:50,112 --> 00:49:52,535 Hmm. Hmm. The caulking appears tight. 974 00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,413 No dampness under the gunwale. 975 00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:57,211 This one seems seaworthy. 976 00:49:57,286 --> 00:50:01,917 Oh, well, sir, they do, of course, until you get them out in the open ocean. 977 00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:06,300 - Cast me off, Mr. Silver. - Oh, yes, sir. 978 00:50:06,378 --> 00:50:10,599 Oh, sir, is there anything I can hold for you for safekeeping? 979 00:50:11,342 --> 00:50:13,436 Your hat? Your coat? Urn... 980 00:50:14,178 --> 00:50:15,430 Your keys? 981 00:50:15,804 --> 00:50:17,977 Hmm? My keys! 982 00:50:18,265 --> 00:50:21,269 Of course. If they were to fall overboard, 983 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,446 [GRUNTS] it would be disastrous. 984 00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:25,944 Oh, that it would, sir. 985 00:50:28,108 --> 00:50:30,486 Oh! Cast me off, Mr. Silver! 986 00:50:30,569 --> 00:50:31,912 Ave, aye, sir! 987 00:50:33,447 --> 00:50:35,449 Thank you, Mr. Silver. 988 00:50:35,533 --> 00:50:37,956 Just doin' my duty, sir. 989 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:42,122 [CHUCKLING] 990 00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:43,753 Oh, yes, John. 991 00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,343 [ROOSTER CROWS] 992 00:50:46,418 --> 00:50:48,671 MAN: Man overboard! 993 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:53,767 [CLEARS THROAT] 994 00:50:53,842 --> 00:50:54,968 Uh, yes. 995 00:50:55,052 --> 00:50:56,975 - Oh, uh, I'm sorry, sir. - Wha... 996 00:50:57,054 --> 00:50:59,603 Mr. Arrow's gone overboard, and 997 00:50:59,682 --> 00:51:02,105 all we found was his hat! 998 00:51:02,685 --> 00:51:04,403 - [SOBBING] - Oh, no. 999 00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:15,995 And so, my friends, the sea has claimed another loyal officer and friend. 1000 00:51:16,323 --> 00:51:17,324 SMOLLETT: This was a person who served... 1001 00:51:17,408 --> 00:51:18,455 I got it! I got it! 1002 00:51:18,534 --> 00:51:20,457 Shh! Okay, after you, Monty. 1003 00:51:20,536 --> 00:51:23,085 - No, after you. - Oh, will you just come on? 1004 00:51:23,163 --> 00:51:26,087 Mr. Samuel Arrow, a wonderful man who 1005 00:51:26,166 --> 00:51:29,090 used to get us up from our beds before dawn for a good flossing. 1006 00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:33,014 Okay, okay. Now, spread out and find the map. 1007 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:34,091 Yeah. 1008 00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,643 May the wind be ever at your back, Samuel Arrow. 1009 00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,721 Rest in peace, my friend. 1010 00:51:38,804 --> 00:51:41,182 - Amen. - Amen. 1011 00:51:43,183 --> 00:51:45,185 - [MANIACAL LAUGHING] - Shh. 1012 00:51:47,354 --> 00:51:48,731 Ha-ha-ha! See? See? 1013 00:51:48,814 --> 00:51:50,236 Wait! Open it! Open it! 1014 00:51:50,316 --> 00:51:52,034 No, we gotta take it to Long John. Come on. 1015 00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,702 - Oh. - [LAUGHING] 1016 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:03,997 GONZO: [SPITS] This apple has a worm in it. 1017 00:52:04,079 --> 00:52:05,831 RIZZO: That's not a worm. That's my tail. 1018 00:52:05,914 --> 00:52:06,961 Oh. 1019 00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:09,043 - [MUNCHING] - What's wrong? 1020 00:52:10,044 --> 00:52:12,138 Well, it just feels so weird. 1021 00:52:12,212 --> 00:52:14,465 You mean, that Mr. Arrow's dead? 1022 00:52:14,548 --> 00:52:17,552 Yeah, that, and my pants are filled with starfish. 1023 00:52:18,802 --> 00:52:21,555 You and your hobbies! 1024 00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,849 - Rizzo. - [BOTH SCREAM] 1025 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:27,653 - Jim, we've missed you! Climb in! - Can't. I'm doing my chores. 1026 00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:30,572 - Oh, come on. Share an apple. - Yeah, come on! 1027 00:52:30,648 --> 00:52:32,025 Whoa! Oh! 1028 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:35,903 Anyway, here's the plan. 1029 00:52:35,986 --> 00:52:38,865 I say we should kill that captain now. 1030 00:52:38,947 --> 00:52:41,120 POLLY: Then we'll get that twit of a bear! 1031 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:42,622 CLUELESS: Can we make a rug out of him? 1032 00:52:42,701 --> 00:52:43,702 [LAUGHING] 1033 00:52:43,786 --> 00:52:45,333 Oh, hi, Long John. 1034 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,248 [LAUGHTER STOPS] 1035 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:52,466 I'm an easy man. A gentlemen of fortune, says most. 1036 00:52:52,920 --> 00:52:56,595 But it makes me sick at heart to sail with the likes of you. 1037 00:52:57,257 --> 00:52:59,351 Now, get this straight. 1038 00:53:00,219 --> 00:53:03,644 If anyone mutinies before I says so, 1039 00:53:03,722 --> 00:53:07,522 I'll throw you overboard like I did that scurvy mate Mr. Arrow! 1040 00:53:08,102 --> 00:53:12,858 I says, let the Captain steer us closer to the island. 1041 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:14,863 I've got the lad's treasure map now. 1042 00:53:14,942 --> 00:53:17,536 When the time is ripe, we'll kill 'em all! 1043 00:53:17,611 --> 00:53:19,613 POLLY: That's what I said! That's what I said! 1044 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,244 MONTY: Kill them all! 1045 00:53:21,323 --> 00:53:25,123 - MAN ON DECK: Land ho! - Come on, lads! Let's go! 1046 00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,203 Yea! Land ho! 1047 00:53:26,286 --> 00:53:27,629 [LAUGHING] 1048 00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:30,716 [PIRATES CHATTERING, LAUGHING] 1049 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:33,010 - Oh, my goodness. - [WHIMPERING] 1050 00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:38,761 WALDORF: Land ho! 1051 00:53:38,841 --> 00:53:40,093 [LAUGHS] 1052 00:53:40,592 --> 00:53:42,469 Beachfront property! 1053 00:53:42,553 --> 00:53:44,521 Retirement estates! 1054 00:53:44,596 --> 00:53:46,064 - Bikinis! - Bikinis! 1055 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:49,610 Throw the mainsail! Drop anchor! 1056 00:53:49,685 --> 00:53:51,904 Bring her up hard of starboard, helmsman. 1057 00:53:51,979 --> 00:53:53,105 Prepare to lower the longboats. 1058 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:56,032 [CHATTERING, SHOUTING] 1059 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:03,324 Bring those barrels over here, lads! 1060 00:54:04,658 --> 00:54:06,660 Helmsman, give a hand with the longboats. 1061 00:54:06,744 --> 00:54:09,497 - Captain, may I speak with you? - I'm sorta busy, Jim. 1062 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:11,457 But, Captain, we just heard. Long John is planning a mutiny, 1063 00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:12,962 and he's got the treasure map. 1064 00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:15,089 - Yeah. - I see. 1065 00:54:15,169 --> 00:54:18,048 - Mr. Silver? - Aye, aye, Cap'n! 1066 00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:20,599 Mr. Silver, I want you to take the crew ashore at once. 1067 00:54:20,674 --> 00:54:23,052 We need water and provisions. Take as long as you want. 1068 00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:24,603 [CHEERING] 1069 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:25,725 Sir! 1070 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:28,603 'Tis a task to my liking, sir. That it is! 1071 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:30,776 Quickly, boys. Gather the officers and meet me in my quarters. 1072 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:31,943 - Quickly. - Yes, sir. 1073 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:35,322 This is a lucky break. Captain lettin' us go ashore. 1074 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,733 Us with the map and all. 1075 00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:40,111 It's like giving the treasure to us on a silver platter. 1076 00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:44,995 Aye, that it is, Polly. Never trust a silver platter. 1077 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:49,210 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 1078 00:54:53,832 --> 00:54:55,254 Jim, lad! 1079 00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:59,055 There's room in the boat for one more. Come along for an adventure. 1080 00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:00,631 I can't. The Captain wants me. 1081 00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:04,435 Oh, what a shame! I'll miss you, lad. That I will. 1082 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:09,307 Uh, Jim! I seem to have left my crutch on board. 1083 00:55:09,389 --> 00:55:11,892 Hand it to me like a good lad, will ya? 1084 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:17,113 There's a good boy. 1085 00:55:18,982 --> 00:55:22,737 Ah, it'll be a bit closer than that. I can't reach it from there. 1086 00:55:22,903 --> 00:55:23,904 "Ch! 1087 00:55:24,988 --> 00:55:27,161 Cast away, men! Be quick now! 1088 00:55:27,241 --> 00:55:28,788 Go, go, go! 1089 00:55:28,909 --> 00:55:30,252 [LAUGHING] 1090 00:55:32,371 --> 00:55:34,624 The plan is simple. Once the pirates are ashore, 1091 00:55:34,706 --> 00:55:36,754 we set sail and return in a year or so. 1092 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,882 By then, all the fight should be out of 'em. 1093 00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,635 Oh, now I understand. That's a brilliant plan. 1094 00:55:41,713 --> 00:55:43,841 - Except for one thing. - What's that? 1095 00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:45,517 The pirates have Jim! 1096 00:56:03,193 --> 00:56:04,365 I'm tired! 1097 00:56:04,444 --> 00:56:06,037 - You're what? - I'm getting tired! 1098 00:56:06,113 --> 00:56:09,083 - He says go faster. - I'm getting tired! 1099 00:56:10,909 --> 00:56:11,956 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 1100 00:56:14,872 --> 00:56:16,624 [LAUGHTER, SHOUTING] 1101 00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:27,013 Hey, man! I can't figure out what side we're on. 1102 00:56:27,092 --> 00:56:29,470 Are we with the pirates or the frog captain? 1103 00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,806 Oh, hey, man, just play the gig- 1104 00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,017 Never get involved in politics. 1105 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:36,397 Politics! Politics! 1106 00:56:45,652 --> 00:56:47,495 LONG JOHN: Jim, lad! 1107 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:48,914 [LAUGHTER] 1108 00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:58,208 Easy, Jim. 'Tis all in good fun. 1109 00:56:59,458 --> 00:57:04,259 Pleased I am to initiate you into our enterprising, um... Company. 1110 00:57:04,379 --> 00:57:06,427 [LAUGHTER] 1111 00:57:06,506 --> 00:57:08,929 Which entitles you to all the benefits thereof. 1112 00:57:09,009 --> 00:57:10,886 I don't want any benefits. 1113 00:57:11,011 --> 00:57:14,311 This is a one-time special offer, Jim, lad. 1114 00:57:14,723 --> 00:57:19,570 Say no and I will be forced to terminate our relationship. 1115 00:57:21,188 --> 00:57:23,111 You're nothing but murdering pirates. 1116 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:24,908 - Pirates! - [GASPS] 1117 00:57:26,068 --> 00:57:27,866 [LAUGHING] 1118 00:57:28,362 --> 00:57:31,332 Pirates. Oh, Jim. 1119 00:57:32,658 --> 00:57:34,752 If that's what you're thinking, 1120 00:57:34,826 --> 00:57:36,920 you're dead wrong. 1121 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,917 When I was just a lad 1122 00:57:40,999 --> 00:57:43,297 Looking for my true vocation 1123 00:57:43,377 --> 00:57:45,800 My father said now, son, this choice 1124 00:57:45,879 --> 00:57:48,302 deserves deliberation 1125 00:57:48,382 --> 00:57:50,476 Though you could be a doctor 1126 00:57:50,550 --> 00:57:52,928 Or perhaps a financier 1127 00:57:53,011 --> 00:57:56,891 My boy, why not consider a more challenging career 1128 00:57:57,224 --> 00:57:59,147 Hey, ho, ho 1129 00:57:59,226 --> 00:58:00,819 You'll cruise to foreign shores 1130 00:58:00,894 --> 00:58:01,986 Sing it, lads! 1131 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:05,783 And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors 1132 00:58:05,857 --> 00:58:09,327 True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without 1133 00:58:09,403 --> 00:58:13,158 And when you're a professional pirate 1134 00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:15,163 that's what the job's about 1135 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:19,338 Upstage, lads! This is my only number. 1136 00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:24,461 Now take Sir Francis Drake the Spanish all despise him 1137 00:58:24,543 --> 00:58:29,470 but to the British he's a hero and they idolize him 1138 00:58:29,548 --> 00:58:32,176 It's how you look at buccaneers 1139 00:58:32,259 --> 00:58:34,478 that makes them bad or good 1140 00:58:34,553 --> 00:58:38,183 And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood 1141 00:58:38,265 --> 00:58:40,484 - Hup! - Hey, ho, ho 1142 00:58:40,559 --> 00:58:42,106 Oh, I love it! 'Tis poetry in motion. 1143 00:58:42,185 --> 00:58:43,357 We're honorable men 1144 00:58:43,437 --> 00:58:47,067 and before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten 1145 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:51,074 On occasion there may be someone you have to execute 1146 00:58:51,153 --> 00:58:54,828 But when you're a professional pirate 1147 00:58:54,906 --> 00:58:57,079 you don't have to wear a suit 1148 00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,245 What? 1149 00:58:59,327 --> 00:59:03,457 I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart 1150 00:59:03,540 --> 00:59:07,841 I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart 1151 00:59:07,919 --> 00:59:10,638 I could have been in politics 1152 00:59:10,756 --> 00:59:13,930 'cause I've always been a big spender 1153 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:18,890 And me, I could have been a contender 1154 00:59:19,306 --> 00:59:20,649 [LAUGHTER] 1155 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:24,815 Some say that pirates steal 1156 00:59:24,895 --> 00:59:27,318 and should be feared and hated 1157 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:29,820 I say we're victims of bad press 1158 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,119 It's all exaggerated 1159 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:34,492 We'd never stab you in the back 1160 00:59:34,571 --> 00:59:36,915 We'd never lie or cheat 1161 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:39,288 We're just about the nicest guys 1162 00:59:39,367 --> 00:59:41,335 you'd ever want to meet 1163 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,584 - Well, look at us, Jim. - [HUMMING] 1164 00:59:43,663 --> 00:59:46,382 We're a festival of conviviality. 1165 00:59:47,292 --> 00:59:48,464 [LAUGHTER] 1166 00:59:48,543 --> 00:59:50,090 Congeniality. 1167 00:59:50,170 --> 00:59:53,344 - That's conviviality, stupid. - That's what I said. 1168 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:55,596 We're ready, o capitan. 1169 00:59:55,675 --> 00:59:58,098 Good. You men guard the ship while I'm gone. 1170 00:59:58,178 --> 00:59:59,851 We'll be back as soon as we get Jim. 1171 00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,854 - Aye, aye, Captain. - Cast off, Mr. Beaker. 1172 01:00:04,434 --> 01:00:05,902 Thanks for coming along, men. 1173 01:00:06,561 --> 01:00:09,064 Are you kidding? Jim is family. 1174 01:00:09,147 --> 01:00:10,194 Yeah. 1175 01:00:11,316 --> 01:00:12,989 Tell the truth, lad. 1176 01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:15,741 Do you really think the Captain and the Squire 1177 01:00:15,821 --> 01:00:18,870 are planning to share the treasure with the likes of us? 1178 01:00:19,658 --> 01:00:22,753 Can't hear ya. No? 1179 01:00:24,371 --> 01:00:26,339 And we being the rightful owners. 1180 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:30,794 Flint's own crew, who shed our blood getting it here! 1181 01:00:33,296 --> 01:00:34,889 Join us, lad. 1182 01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:39,178 Donate your compass to the treasure hunt and get a full share! 1183 01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:44,934 Hey, ho, ho it's one for all for one 1184 01:00:45,016 --> 01:00:46,984 And we'll share and share alike with you 1185 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,233 and love you like a son 1186 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:51,189 We're gentlemen of fortune 1187 01:00:51,273 --> 01:00:53,401 and that's what we're proud to be 1188 01:00:53,483 --> 01:00:56,987 And when you're a professional pirate 1189 01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:59,414 You'll be honest brave and free 1190 01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:01,491 The soul of decency 1191 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:03,373 You'll be loyal and fair and on the square 1192 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:05,920 And most importantly 1193 01:01:05,996 --> 01:01:09,341 When you're a professional pirate 1194 01:01:09,416 --> 01:01:11,965 You're always in the best 1195 01:01:12,043 --> 01:01:15,422 of company 1196 01:01:21,636 --> 01:01:22,979 [CANNON BLAST] 1197 01:01:23,388 --> 01:01:24,514 Down! 1198 01:01:24,598 --> 01:01:27,101 There! Captain Smollett coming to rescue me. 1199 01:01:27,184 --> 01:01:29,528 Don't get your hopes up, laddie. 1200 01:01:29,603 --> 01:01:33,358 I've taken the liberty of hiding a few of my best men aboard. 1201 01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:35,613 If a second round follows, 1202 01:01:35,692 --> 01:01:38,070 it means they've taken over the Hispaniola, 1203 01:01:38,445 --> 01:01:40,994 and I'm the new cap'n. 1204 01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:42,415 [LAUGHTER] 1205 01:01:42,657 --> 01:01:43,954 Now, then. 1206 01:01:46,286 --> 01:01:48,380 - [CANNON BLAST] - [CHEERING] 1207 01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:55,383 [GRUNTING, GROANING] 1208 01:01:56,046 --> 01:01:59,471 How infortuitous our firearms weren't loaded, Beakie. 1209 01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:02,098 I'll say. We might have shot somebody. 1210 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:04,975 [SIGHS] 1211 01:02:05,847 --> 01:02:08,441 I'm the only friend you've got in the world now, Jim. 1212 01:02:09,684 --> 01:02:11,778 Let's dig up the treasure together, eh? 1213 01:02:11,853 --> 01:02:14,026 Shipmates, remember? 1214 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:18,072 We'll be needing your compass, though. 1215 01:02:18,151 --> 01:02:19,698 No. 1216 01:02:21,238 --> 01:02:23,661 I'll be taking it either way, Jim. 1217 01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:36,966 - Ha! - [CHEERING] 1218 01:02:37,045 --> 01:02:40,766 Come on then, lad. Let's not waste time. 1219 01:02:41,383 --> 01:02:44,683 - [PANTING] - Well, it's too dark to do anything now. 1220 01:02:45,011 --> 01:02:46,809 We'll camp here and wait for first light. 1221 01:02:46,888 --> 01:02:47,889 [WHIMPERING] 1222 01:02:47,973 --> 01:02:51,477 Oh, hey, Rizzo, relax! Don't be so afraid. 1223 01:02:51,685 --> 01:02:54,279 Oh, I've gone way beyond afraid. 1224 01:02:54,354 --> 01:02:55,571 Right now I'm somewhere between 1225 01:02:55,647 --> 01:02:57,820 bed-wetting and a near-death experience. 1226 01:02:57,899 --> 01:02:59,321 [CHUCKLING] 1227 01:02:59,901 --> 01:03:01,448 Good night, boys. 1228 01:03:01,528 --> 01:03:02,950 - Well, good night. - Right. 1229 01:03:03,029 --> 01:03:05,202 - 'Night, Rizzo. - Yeah, sure. 1230 01:03:05,407 --> 01:03:07,375 [WHIMPERING CONTINUES] 1231 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:10,500 [GROWLING, GRUNTING] 1232 01:03:10,870 --> 01:03:13,339 Gonzo? Is that you, Gonzo? 1233 01:03:14,541 --> 01:03:18,387 Boy, Gonzo, it sounds like you're coming down with a little cold there. 1234 01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:23,392 [STAMMERING] I'm just gonna light a match if you don't mind, here. 1235 01:03:23,758 --> 01:03:25,226 [SCREAMING] 1236 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,141 PIRATE: Long John, look! 1237 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,652 Flint hung 'em up there after he gullied 'em 1238 01:03:34,728 --> 01:03:37,151 to mark the trail to the treasure. 1239 01:03:37,939 --> 01:03:39,282 [GROANING] 1240 01:03:39,357 --> 01:03:41,826 Wicked sense of humor ol' Flinty had. 1241 01:03:41,901 --> 01:03:44,825 - It's a sign. This is a cursed place. - Yeah! 1242 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,827 Well, there's an informed opinion. 1243 01:03:48,658 --> 01:03:51,286 All right, Jim, lad, where to from here? 1244 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:54,168 "On a heading of 179 degrees, 1245 01:03:54,247 --> 01:03:57,968 "walk 312 paces from where the dead men hang high." 1246 01:03:58,043 --> 01:03:59,044 [GROANING] 1247 01:03:59,586 --> 01:04:00,803 That way! 1248 01:04:00,879 --> 01:04:03,473 - You're gonna go? You're gonna... - Come on! 1249 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:08,228 Howdy, vous, stinky froggy man and friends. 1250 01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:13,059 I am Spa'am, high priest of the boars. 1251 01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:17,612 You mucho wickedness go trespass on island. 1252 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:22,696 Now you suffer the wrath of our queen, 1253 01:04:22,776 --> 01:04:25,154 Boom Sha-kal-a-kal. 1254 01:04:25,236 --> 01:04:29,867 Terrific. Captured by wild pigs and sacrificed before a pagan altar. 1255 01:04:29,949 --> 01:04:33,670 - Are we lucky or what? - Silence, smelly sailor mans! 1256 01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:35,793 You have violated sacred island. 1257 01:04:36,164 --> 01:04:38,542 Uh-uh, excuse me. I am Captain Smollett. 1258 01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:40,719 We mean no harm to your culture. 1259 01:04:40,794 --> 01:04:43,547 We embrace all creatures of different nationalities. 1260 01:04:43,630 --> 01:04:45,303 - Silence! - [GASPS] 1261 01:04:45,757 --> 01:04:49,057 Bring forth Boom Sha-kal-a-kal. 1262 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,263 That can't be good. 1263 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:56,394 Boom sha-kal-a-kal Boom sha-kal-a-kal 1264 01:04:56,476 --> 01:04:59,150 Boom sha-kal-a-kal Boom sha-kal-a-kal 1265 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,857 Boom sha-kal-a-kal Boom sha-kal-a-kal 1266 01:05:01,940 --> 01:05:04,784 Boom sha-kal-a-kal Boom sha-kal-a-kal 1267 01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,070 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 1268 01:05:18,540 --> 01:05:21,419 These tropical floor shows are so exotic. 1269 01:05:21,501 --> 01:05:23,924 Yeah, and the food is to die for. 1270 01:05:24,337 --> 01:05:26,180 [CHANTING CONTINUES] 1271 01:05:28,883 --> 01:05:30,760 [ELEPHANT TRUMPETING] 1272 01:05:35,181 --> 01:05:36,182 [TRUMPETING] 1273 01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,476 Boom sha-kal-a-ka/ 1274 01:06:19,058 --> 01:06:20,605 Bonsoir, mes amis. 1275 01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:21,686 [ems-ems] 1276 01:06:23,229 --> 01:06:25,448 - [GASPS] - Come, Flaubert. 1277 01:06:25,732 --> 01:06:28,326 [SCREAMS, GRUNTING] 1278 01:06:29,777 --> 01:06:31,700 [YELLING, GROANING] 1279 01:06:33,072 --> 01:06:35,700 [SIGHING] 1280 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:39,959 Flaubert! Get away, you stupid anteater! You spoiled my entrance. 1281 01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:42,166 Boom sha-kal-a-kal Boom sha-kal-a-kal 1282 01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:44,592 - Oh, knock it off! - Oh. 1283 01:06:46,461 --> 01:06:47,804 [GIGGLING] 1284 01:06:47,879 --> 01:06:51,509 Greetings. Moi am Benjamina Gunn. 1285 01:06:51,799 --> 01:06:54,598 Maroonee, temptress and queen of this... 1286 01:06:55,178 --> 01:06:56,225 [GASPS] 1287 01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:00,600 [SIGHING] 1288 01:07:01,601 --> 01:07:04,605 Smolly, can it be you? 1289 01:07:04,687 --> 01:07:06,234 Benjamina. 1290 01:07:07,190 --> 01:07:09,033 - Hi-yah! - [SCREAMING] 1291 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:12,700 [GONG] - [CHEERING] 1292 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:19,415 Oh, uh, old girlfriend. 1293 01:07:19,536 --> 01:07:20,913 [WHIMPERS] 1294 01:07:22,413 --> 01:07:24,882 Tie 'em back in their stakes! 1295 01:07:24,958 --> 01:07:28,713 ...306, 307, 308, 309, 1296 01:07:28,795 --> 01:07:32,345 310, 311, 312. 1297 01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:33,720 PIRATE: This is it. 1298 01:07:35,176 --> 01:07:36,849 What if Clueless is right? 1299 01:07:36,928 --> 01:07:39,807 [STAMMERING] What if it is cursed? 1300 01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:43,897 - I'll show you what I think of your curse. - [GRUNTS] 1301 01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:46,526 You mewling little lily-livered, 1302 01:07:46,604 --> 01:07:50,359 toffee-hearted little wuss of a crustacean! 1303 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,668 "Treasure buried here." 1304 01:08:06,374 --> 01:08:07,796 [CHATTERING] 1305 01:08:08,376 --> 01:08:10,674 Oy, we don't even have to dig it up! 1306 01:08:11,379 --> 01:08:13,882 Come on, mates! The treasure's ours! 1307 01:08:14,007 --> 01:08:15,805 [CHEERING, SHOUTING] 1308 01:08:18,970 --> 01:08:20,392 [MURMURING] 1309 01:08:27,562 --> 01:08:30,816 There's no treasure, Silver! You brought us here for nothing. 1310 01:08:30,898 --> 01:08:33,026 And now we'll be tried for mutiny! 1311 01:08:33,109 --> 01:08:34,611 Yeah! 1312 01:08:34,694 --> 01:08:38,790 I say... We should kill him! 1313 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:39,991 [SHOUTING] 1314 01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:43,795 Run, lad! Save yourself! 1315 01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:47,465 - Why are you doing this for me? - Because I like you, boy. 1316 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:49,918 I hope you didn't think I was lying about that. 1317 01:08:50,209 --> 01:08:51,426 - [SHOUTING] - Run! 1318 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:59,682 Take greeny, flippy, bulgy-eyed one away. 1319 01:09:00,094 --> 01:09:02,893 Others stay. Chop chop! 1320 01:09:02,972 --> 01:09:04,690 [MUTTERING] 1321 01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:06,814 Hey, wait! Where are you taking him? 1322 01:09:06,893 --> 01:09:08,145 [HUMMING] 1323 01:09:13,733 --> 01:09:18,284 Hmm. Take the mousie, then skewer the mousie! 1324 01:09:21,699 --> 01:09:24,669 Well, how else do you think we were gonna get him in this movie? 1325 01:09:24,744 --> 01:09:25,836 Yeah. 1326 01:09:25,912 --> 01:09:27,835 - [LAUGHING] - [MUTTERING] 1327 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:32,510 I wish we were back at the Admiral Benbow eating table scraps. 1328 01:09:32,585 --> 01:09:34,383 [LAUGHS] We're about to become table scraps. 1329 01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:38,137 Well, this is terrible! This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. 1330 01:09:38,216 --> 01:09:40,310 Wait a second! I've been cut loose! 1331 01:09:40,385 --> 01:09:41,978 - Hiya, guys. - [SHRIEKS] 1332 01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:44,476 Jim, they've got Captain Smollett. 1333 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:45,852 I know. Come on. We've got to get help. 1334 01:09:45,932 --> 01:09:47,605 Oh, okay. Where will we go? 1335 01:09:48,267 --> 01:09:49,940 [MUD BUNNY CRYING] 1336 01:09:52,939 --> 01:09:55,362 Tom, Tom, Tom! 1337 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:56,776 Oh! 1338 01:09:58,194 --> 01:09:59,992 Dead Tom's dead! 1339 01:10:00,279 --> 01:10:01,496 [CRYING] 1340 01:10:02,573 --> 01:10:04,450 Long John shot him! 1341 01:10:04,617 --> 01:10:05,914 [SOBBING] 1342 01:10:06,119 --> 01:10:08,292 But Dead Tom's always been dead. 1343 01:10:08,371 --> 01:10:10,794 That's why he's called Dead Tom. 1344 01:10:11,124 --> 01:10:12,125 Oh. 1345 01:10:12,208 --> 01:10:15,212 Can we get on with this? Get outta here, will ya? 1346 01:10:15,294 --> 01:10:17,217 - Clueless! - Yeah, yeah? 1347 01:10:17,296 --> 01:10:19,298 - Give it to him! - Yeah! 1348 01:10:19,841 --> 01:10:22,685 But, uh, it's not even his birthday. 1349 01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:24,888 No, no, no, no! The paper! 1350 01:10:24,971 --> 01:10:25,938 Oh. 1351 01:10:26,013 --> 01:10:27,230 [CHUCKLES] 1352 01:10:28,808 --> 01:10:30,435 This is for you. 1353 01:10:34,021 --> 01:10:36,194 - The black spot? - Yeah. 1354 01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:40,241 You dare to give me the black spot? 1355 01:10:40,403 --> 01:10:43,532 - [STAMMERING] He told me to. - Shut up, will ya? 1356 01:10:43,614 --> 01:10:46,458 And it's drawn on a page from the Bible. 1357 01:10:46,951 --> 01:10:49,875 You tore a page from the holy scriptures 1358 01:10:49,954 --> 01:10:52,423 to make a pirate's death sentence? 1359 01:10:52,498 --> 01:10:53,545 Uh, here. 1360 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:58,179 Oh, the red hot gates of hell 1361 01:10:58,254 --> 01:11:00,677 are creeping open! 1362 01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:05,099 Satan is heating his pokers for you, 1363 01:11:05,178 --> 01:11:07,772 you blasphemous heathens! 1364 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,896 - [WHIMPERING] - Fall down on your knees 1365 01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:16,197 and beg for deliverance from damnation! 1366 01:11:17,523 --> 01:11:20,117 - Please forgive us. - Please forgive me. 1367 01:11:21,360 --> 01:11:24,705 Very good. You're forgiven. 1368 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:27,375 - Oh, thank you. - Now untie me! 1369 01:11:27,700 --> 01:11:29,043 [MUTTERING] 1370 01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:32,455 And let's go find the treasure! 1371 01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:35,758 Oh, you are a good man. 1372 01:11:35,833 --> 01:11:38,302 You are a kind man. A handsome man. 1373 01:11:38,503 --> 01:11:41,302 - Precious. - Oh, he's... You're precious and... 1374 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,054 - Beautiful. - And he's beautiful. Oh. 1375 01:11:49,180 --> 01:11:53,651 Yeah, here's the boat. Oh, no! 1376 01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:57,651 Well, that won't help us. We're gonna have to swim to the ship. 1377 01:11:57,730 --> 01:12:00,108 Hello! Earth to Jimbo. 1378 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,740 Swimming to a ship that's full of killer pirates 1379 01:12:02,819 --> 01:12:04,913 to save the Captain is not a good plan. 1380 01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,081 Look! 1381 01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:10,911 Yes. The gunwale and keel are definitely safe. 1382 01:12:12,703 --> 01:12:15,081 - Mr. Arrow! It's me! Jim! - Mr. Arrow! 1383 01:12:15,164 --> 01:12:17,166 Mr. Arrow, over here! 1384 01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:20,003 Oh. Oh, boys. Come join me 1385 01:12:20,086 --> 01:12:23,306 aboard this exceptionally safe little boat. 1386 01:12:23,381 --> 01:12:24,382 Hmm. 1387 01:12:25,591 --> 01:12:28,811 By the way, that Silver fellow may not be trustworthy. 1388 01:12:29,136 --> 01:12:31,355 - [CHUCKLES] Now he tells us! - Yeah. 1389 01:12:33,683 --> 01:12:37,028 And here's a photo opportunity you will not want to miss. 1390 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:41,324 The actual jungle location for the movie Muppet Treasure Island. 1391 01:12:41,399 --> 01:12:43,367 - Oh, my goodness! - Keep up, people. 1392 01:12:43,442 --> 01:12:45,365 Hey, when do we eat? My feet are killing me. 1393 01:12:45,444 --> 01:12:48,618 Of all the backwater, no-class piles of sand in the ocean, 1394 01:12:48,698 --> 01:12:51,042 you had to wash up on mine. 1395 01:12:51,742 --> 01:12:54,040 Benjamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry. 1396 01:12:54,579 --> 01:12:56,877 Sorry? No, no, sorry doesn't cut it. 1397 01:12:56,956 --> 01:12:59,800 You left me standing at the altar! 1398 01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:04,301 I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet. 1399 01:13:04,839 --> 01:13:07,137 You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet. 1400 01:13:08,134 --> 01:13:10,353 My mother came all the way from France. 1401 01:13:10,428 --> 01:13:13,102 I was wearing her white lace dress. 1402 01:13:13,180 --> 01:13:16,104 The cake was filled with lemon custard! 1403 01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:17,605 [WHIMPERING] 1404 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,865 Mina, fate has brought us together again. 1405 01:13:22,523 --> 01:13:24,696 Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together... 1406 01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:26,618 Don't you start with me about pirates! 1407 01:13:26,694 --> 01:13:29,664 After you jilted me, I took up with this Bernie Flint. 1408 01:13:29,780 --> 01:13:33,080 - The man was totally codependent. - You and Captain Flint? 1409 01:13:33,159 --> 01:13:37,164 Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady. You know the story. 1410 01:13:37,246 --> 01:13:40,295 - [WHIMPERING] - Smolly? He marooned me. 1411 01:13:40,374 --> 01:13:42,001 Me! 1412 01:13:42,627 --> 01:13:43,879 [SOBBING] 1413 01:13:44,337 --> 01:13:46,214 Oh. Oh. Oh. 1414 01:13:46,297 --> 01:13:49,471 This is all my fault. Oh, what have I done to you? 1415 01:13:49,550 --> 01:13:53,145 Mushy-mushy! Oh. Lovey-dovey! 1416 01:13:53,220 --> 01:13:54,563 [LAUGHTER] 1417 01:14:00,186 --> 01:14:01,813 Bravo, Cap'n. 1418 01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:04,111 [LAUGHTER CONTINUES] 1419 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:09,036 Touchin' reunion, Benjamina. 1420 01:14:10,738 --> 01:14:13,867 This seems to be your day for renewing old... 1421 01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:16,536 [INHALES] Acquaintances. 1422 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:17,958 Oh, well... 1423 01:14:18,037 --> 01:14:21,382 [CLEARS THROAT] Hello, Long John. 1424 01:14:21,457 --> 01:14:24,802 - Oh, no! Him too? - Well, if you'd married me. 1425 01:14:24,877 --> 01:14:26,174 What does that have to do with it? 1426 01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:29,052 I'm a pig! I need commitment! 1427 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,845 Now, I'm not gonna be really patient about this, Benjamina. 1428 01:14:34,553 --> 01:14:36,772 Where is the treasure? 1429 01:14:40,726 --> 01:14:43,775 Um, I just may not tell you. 1430 01:14:44,021 --> 01:14:45,398 [CHUCKLES] 1431 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:47,825 Oh, don't play games with me, lass. 1432 01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:52,071 I tell you, I'm not a patient man. 1433 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:55,370 - [GASPS] - Stop! Give up now, 1434 01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,952 weak and tiny pirate mans, 1435 01:14:58,035 --> 01:15:00,663 or die like stinking dogs. 1436 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:02,544 [SHOUTING, GRUNTING] 1437 01:15:04,959 --> 01:15:08,589 Hmm, we see you have boom-boom sticks. 1438 01:15:11,132 --> 01:15:12,349 Bye-bye. 1439 01:15:12,425 --> 01:15:14,302 [SHOUTING, WHIMPERING] 1440 01:15:17,263 --> 01:15:18,765 Oh, brother! 1441 01:15:19,265 --> 01:15:21,233 - Now, Benjamina. - What? 1442 01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,402 Where's the treasure? 1443 01:15:24,603 --> 01:15:27,607 There is no treasure. it was all a clever ruse. 1444 01:15:27,690 --> 01:15:28,862 [CHUCKLES] Ha! 1445 01:15:28,941 --> 01:15:32,161 So where did you get that gold necklace you're wearing? 1446 01:15:32,820 --> 01:15:35,243 The one made of Spanish doubloons. 1447 01:15:35,322 --> 01:15:36,824 PIRATE: Aye. 1448 01:15:37,324 --> 01:15:38,450 Urn... 1449 01:15:39,660 --> 01:15:41,207 Shopping channel? 1450 01:15:43,789 --> 01:15:45,132 [LAUGHTER] 1451 01:15:49,837 --> 01:15:51,259 - No! 1452 01:15:51,964 --> 01:15:53,307 [CHATTERING] 1453 01:15:58,888 --> 01:15:59,935 Shh. 1454 01:16:00,723 --> 01:16:02,100 - Shh. - Shh. 1455 01:16:04,393 --> 01:16:06,145 [GASPS] Fiddle! 1456 01:16:07,146 --> 01:16:10,650 Make yourself useful. Try and save us. Do something! 1457 01:16:10,816 --> 01:16:11,817 Shh! 1458 01:16:12,735 --> 01:16:14,954 Oh, Master Hawkins, you've come to rescue us. 1459 01:16:15,029 --> 01:16:17,157 I should've let him live in my finger. 1460 01:16:25,247 --> 01:16:27,500 We're ready, Master Hawkins. 1461 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:28,960 Do you think this will work, Dr. Livesey? 1462 01:16:29,043 --> 01:16:33,549 Oh, yes! My research indicates that pirates are very superstitious. 1463 01:16:37,301 --> 01:16:40,601 Boogie, boogie, boogie! 1464 01:16:40,679 --> 01:16:44,729 I am the ghost of Samuel Arrow. 1465 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:47,854 - Boogie! - [GASPS, WHIMPERING] 1466 01:16:50,856 --> 01:16:52,233 [SCREAMING] 1467 01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,697 JIM: Come on, we've got to save the Captain! 1468 01:16:58,906 --> 01:17:01,625 Fantastic, Mr. Arrow. That was beautiful. 1469 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:04,499 What do we do next? What do we do now? Uh, Jim? 1470 01:17:05,079 --> 01:17:07,628 - Weigh anchor? - Weigh anchor, okay. 1471 01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,343 - Set the sails. - Set the sails! 1472 01:17:12,086 --> 01:17:13,212 And you, Squire Trelawney. 1473 01:17:13,295 --> 01:17:16,299 [STAMMERING] Now, Master Hawkins, I... 1474 01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:18,055 You take the helm. 1475 01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:19,969 Ah! 1476 01:17:20,594 --> 01:17:23,564 Step aside, Mr. Bimbo. I shall be taking the helm. 1477 01:17:24,348 --> 01:17:25,315 Hurry, Rizzo! 1478 01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:26,734 [GRUNTING] 1479 01:17:27,059 --> 01:17:29,153 I'm going as fast as I can. 1480 01:17:29,687 --> 01:17:31,735 - [GROANS] - Smolly, my love! 1481 01:17:32,398 --> 01:17:33,399 Oh, oh! 1482 01:17:33,732 --> 01:17:35,450 [GROANING] 1483 01:17:36,068 --> 01:17:37,365 Smolly! 1484 01:17:37,444 --> 01:17:38,445 [SNIFFS] 1485 01:17:38,779 --> 01:17:40,702 You can't hurt my frog! 1486 01:17:40,781 --> 01:17:43,751 Don't tell him anything, Mina. Uh, I beg you! 1487 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:45,703 He'll only kill you too. Don't listen to him! 1488 01:17:46,745 --> 01:17:48,622 - Now. .. - [GASPS] 1489 01:17:48,706 --> 01:17:50,879 - [WHIMPERING] - For the last time, 1490 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:53,837 where's the bloody treasure? 1491 01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:56,297 [PIRATES YELLING] 1492 01:17:56,380 --> 01:17:57,381 Ha! 1493 01:17:57,464 --> 01:18:01,139 Stop! Stop, stop, stop, stop! The treasure's at my place. 1494 01:18:01,218 --> 01:18:04,347 North trail, split-level hut with the pink lawn furniture. You can't miss it. 1495 01:18:04,430 --> 01:18:07,104 Now free him at once, you scoundrel! 1496 01:18:08,392 --> 01:18:10,019 - [KISSING] - [SPITTING] 1497 01:18:10,186 --> 01:18:11,438 [LAUGHTER] 1498 01:18:15,608 --> 01:18:19,112 You know, I'm beginning to see a pattern in the men I date. 1499 01:18:19,195 --> 01:18:21,664 Yeah, well, the past is behind us. 1500 01:18:22,531 --> 01:18:24,408 And the future... Below us. 1501 01:18:25,618 --> 01:18:27,040 [WHIMPERING] 1502 01:18:27,745 --> 01:18:30,294 Oh, it's okay, Mina. We're together again. 1503 01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:32,709 Yes, despite it all 1504 01:18:32,791 --> 01:18:35,340 [SNIFFS] we have each other. 1505 01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:39,590 Oh, don't cry for me, Benjamina. 1506 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:41,262 Pardon? 1507 01:18:41,508 --> 01:18:45,684 Was I dumb or was I blind 1508 01:18:46,347 --> 01:18:50,477 Or did my heart just lose its mind 1509 01:18:50,643 --> 01:18:53,522 Why'd I go and throw 1510 01:18:53,604 --> 01:18:58,360 our perfect dream away 1511 01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:04,540 Looking back I'll never know 1512 01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:08,540 How I ever let you go 1513 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:13,090 But destiny could see we deserved 1514 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:16,760 to have another day 1515 01:19:18,754 --> 01:19:22,099 Love led us here 1516 01:19:23,384 --> 01:19:27,105 Right back to where we belong 1517 01:19:27,179 --> 01:19:31,309 We followed a star and here we are 1518 01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:35,484 Now heaven seems so near 1519 01:19:36,772 --> 01:19:40,367 Love led us here 1520 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:47,284 Now I know that life can take you by surprise 1521 01:19:47,658 --> 01:19:50,753 And sweep you off your feet 1522 01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:55,591 Did this happen to us 1523 01:19:55,666 --> 01:20:00,513 Or are we just dreaming 1524 01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:04,725 Love led us here 1525 01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:10,523 Right back to where we belong 1526 01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:14,568 We followed a star and here we are 1527 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:20,150 Now heaven seems so near 1528 01:20:20,232 --> 01:20:23,907 Love led us here 1529 01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:27,782 So take my hand 1530 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:34,289 And have no fear 1531 01:20:34,371 --> 01:20:38,296 We'll be all right 1532 01:20:38,834 --> 01:20:42,304 Love led us 1533 01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:47,431 here 1534 01:20:48,093 --> 01:20:49,436 [SCREAMING] 1535 01:20:54,224 --> 01:20:57,603 Oh, Smolly. You saved me. 1536 01:20:59,355 --> 01:21:00,777 [STRAINING] 1537 01:21:04,902 --> 01:21:08,076 Come on, men! It's back to blighty now, lads! 1538 01:21:08,322 --> 01:21:10,916 The treasure's all ours! 1539 01:21:11,241 --> 01:21:13,118 [CHATTERING, SHOUTING] 1540 01:21:16,372 --> 01:21:18,420 Hurry. Come on. Get in the boat. 1541 01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:21,589 Long John! Long John! Look! The ship! 1542 01:21:22,586 --> 01:21:23,803 BLACK-EYED PEA: What are they doing? 1543 01:21:23,879 --> 01:21:26,007 MUD BUNNY: There's no one on board. 1544 01:21:31,303 --> 01:21:32,725 It's coming straight for us! 1545 01:21:33,263 --> 01:21:35,766 [STAMMERING] It's the ghost of Captain Flinty. 1546 01:21:35,849 --> 01:21:38,477 He's coming to kill us. 1547 01:21:38,894 --> 01:21:40,316 [SCREAMING] 1548 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:46,653 Come back, you cowards! 1549 01:21:52,783 --> 01:21:54,581 Hawkins. 1550 01:21:57,955 --> 01:22:00,674 Look. It's the Captain and the pig. 1551 01:22:01,208 --> 01:22:02,334 Oh, no! 1552 01:22:02,418 --> 01:22:03,795 [WHIMPERS] 1553 01:22:06,338 --> 01:22:08,090 Head for those cliffs. 1554 01:22:08,215 --> 01:22:11,515 - Head for the cliffs, Squire. - Aye, aye! Oh! 1555 01:22:11,844 --> 01:22:13,846 Oh, Beakie, Beakie. Look, look! 1556 01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,431 I think we're going to need a net. 1557 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:17,141 - Come along. - [WHIMPERING] 1558 01:22:20,519 --> 01:22:24,194 Get back there, you yellow-bellied bilge rats! 1559 01:22:24,356 --> 01:22:28,577 I'm not losing that treasure now! Get out! 1560 01:22:28,694 --> 01:22:31,243 We're lowering the net now. 1561 01:22:32,030 --> 01:22:34,829 All right, let's go. Okay. That's it. Beautiful. Beautiful. 1562 01:22:34,908 --> 01:22:36,205 We're coming, Captain Smollett! 1563 01:22:36,285 --> 01:22:38,162 [BENJAMINA WHIMPERING] 1564 01:22:40,706 --> 01:22:42,379 - Steady! Steady! - Careful! 1565 01:22:44,001 --> 01:22:45,423 [WHIMPERING] 1566 01:22:45,502 --> 01:22:47,971 Au revoir, mon capitaine. 1567 01:22:48,589 --> 01:22:50,557 - [SCREAMING] - We got him! 1568 01:22:50,674 --> 01:22:51,721 - [CHEERING] - Yes! 1569 01:22:54,845 --> 01:22:55,937 [GRUNTS] 1570 01:22:56,013 --> 01:22:57,014 - Ah! - Oh, no! 1571 01:22:57,097 --> 01:22:58,098 [GASPS, WHIMPERS] 1572 01:22:59,808 --> 01:23:03,312 Waldorf, you old fool! We're heroes! 1573 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,239 We saved the pig and the frog. 1574 01:23:06,398 --> 01:23:09,572 Well, it was too late to save the movie. 1575 01:23:09,651 --> 01:23:11,073 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1576 01:23:11,487 --> 01:23:12,909 Welcome aboard, Captain Smollett. 1577 01:23:13,071 --> 01:23:15,745 And welcome to your lady pig friend. 1578 01:23:16,575 --> 01:23:18,543 [SCREAMS] Look out! 1579 01:23:20,829 --> 01:23:21,830 [SCREAMING] 1580 01:23:29,296 --> 01:23:31,424 [GROANING, SPITTING] 1581 01:23:32,674 --> 01:23:35,177 The Captain must have his sword. 1582 01:23:35,594 --> 01:23:36,811 Whoa! 1583 01:23:36,929 --> 01:23:38,852 GONZO: Wow! 1584 01:23:39,306 --> 01:23:40,307 [YELLING] 1585 01:23:42,309 --> 01:23:43,526 Captain! 1586 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:44,736 [YELLING] 1587 01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:47,030 Fight, you idiots! 1588 01:23:47,105 --> 01:23:48,448 [GRUNTING] 1589 01:23:53,111 --> 01:23:54,579 Captain! 1590 01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:57,082 Here! 1591 01:23:57,991 --> 01:23:59,243 [GRUNTS] 1592 01:23:59,660 --> 01:24:02,789 All right! No more Ms. Nice Guy! 1593 01:24:03,539 --> 01:24:06,213 No one maroons me and gets away with it! 1594 01:24:06,792 --> 01:24:07,793 [GRUNTING] 1595 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,463 [GROANING] 1596 01:24:14,758 --> 01:24:18,228 - Good to see you alive, Mr. Arrow. - Thank you, Captain. 1597 01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:19,938 Geronimo! 1598 01:24:21,098 --> 01:24:23,146 Oh, what am I gonna do? 1599 01:24:23,225 --> 01:24:24,647 - Come on! - Come on, you! 1600 01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:26,987 Oh, sorry. 1601 01:24:28,146 --> 01:24:29,944 - En garde! - Ah ! 1602 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:31,650 Mi casa es su casa. 1603 01:24:32,025 --> 01:24:33,823 Ah, I make cheese out of you. Come on! 1604 01:24:34,111 --> 01:24:35,658 [KARATE YELLS] 1605 01:24:37,155 --> 01:24:38,156 [GRUNTS] 1606 01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,241 Cucaracha. 1607 01:24:41,326 --> 01:24:42,327 Ha! 1608 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:44,084 - [SNICKERS] - Ah! 1609 01:24:44,162 --> 01:24:46,005 Come on, Jerry! He's just a kid! 1610 01:24:46,456 --> 01:24:49,756 [GRUNTING, LAUGHING] 1611 01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:55,674 Oh! 1612 01:24:55,757 --> 01:24:57,054 Okay, okay, Okay! 1613 01:24:57,134 --> 01:25:00,138 Okay, I give... Uncle. Uh, I'm dead. 1614 01:25:02,389 --> 01:25:03,857 [GRUNTING] 1615 01:25:04,182 --> 01:25:06,480 Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Bimbo, help! 1616 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,358 [GRUNTING, SHOUTING] 1617 01:25:14,443 --> 01:25:15,444 [GROANING] 1618 01:25:15,527 --> 01:25:17,370 Am I dead? 1619 01:25:19,323 --> 01:25:20,620 [CHUCKLES] 1620 01:25:20,699 --> 01:25:21,996 Wonderful! 1621 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:23,622 [WHIMPERS, GASPS] 1622 01:25:23,702 --> 01:25:27,878 Mr. Bimbo! That was some amazing swordplay! 1623 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:29,132 [GRUNTING] 1624 01:25:29,207 --> 01:25:30,550 Take that! 1625 01:25:32,044 --> 01:25:34,046 Watch out, Mr. Arrow! 1626 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:36,723 - [GRUNTS] - [GROANING] 1627 01:25:38,675 --> 01:25:41,679 Uh, well, thank you. But aren't you supposed to be fighting against us? 1628 01:25:41,887 --> 01:25:44,231 Are you kiddin'? I love you guys! 1629 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,307 Hmm. 1630 01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:46,767 [LAUGHS] 1631 01:25:47,893 --> 01:25:49,611 Cowabunga! 1632 01:25:49,686 --> 01:25:50,903 [GRUNTS] 1633 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:54,233 [PANTING] Come on. Fight. Where are you? 1634 01:25:54,316 --> 01:25:55,317 Oh! 1635 01:25:55,400 --> 01:25:56,401 Hmm. 1636 01:25:56,652 --> 01:25:58,029 [GRUNTING] 1637 01:26:00,822 --> 01:26:02,119 [KISSING] 1638 01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:04,747 And as for you! 1639 01:26:05,452 --> 01:26:06,829 [WHIMPERS] 1640 01:26:07,954 --> 01:26:09,001 Silver! 1641 01:26:10,248 --> 01:26:11,249 Hmm, hmm. 1642 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:13,085 Ha! 1643 01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:17,631 [YELLING] 1644 01:26:18,173 --> 01:26:19,720 Ha! Ha! 1645 01:26:19,800 --> 01:26:21,143 [CHUCKLES] 1646 01:26:21,385 --> 01:26:23,262 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size, huh? 1647 01:26:23,553 --> 01:26:24,896 [LAUGHING] 1648 01:26:27,724 --> 01:26:29,567 [GRUNTING CONTINUES] 1649 01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:36,108 Ah! Ha-ha-ha-ha! 1650 01:26:36,274 --> 01:26:37,275 Wow! 1651 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:40,195 BENJAMINA: Yes! Yes! Smolly! Yes! 1652 01:26:40,278 --> 01:26:42,030 [GRUNTING CONTINUES] 1653 01:26:44,700 --> 01:26:46,122 SMOLLETT: Ha! BENJAMINA: Yes! 1654 01:26:46,368 --> 01:26:47,540 Ha-ha, Silver! 1655 01:26:47,619 --> 01:26:48,962 [HUMMING] 1656 01:26:49,621 --> 01:26:50,622 Ha-ha, ho-ho! 1657 01:26:50,747 --> 01:26:52,465 Not bad for an amphibian. 1658 01:26:52,666 --> 01:26:54,339 [CHEERING IN UNISON] Smolly, Smolly, he's our man! 1659 01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:56,796 If he can't do it, no one can! 1660 01:26:57,504 --> 01:26:58,756 [HUMMING] 1661 01:27:00,924 --> 01:27:02,926 - Excuse me. - Pardon? Whoops. 1662 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:04,052 [GASPS] 1663 01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:07,222 Oh! 1664 01:27:07,305 --> 01:27:08,306 [GRUNTS] 1665 01:27:09,057 --> 01:27:10,809 [CLEARS THROAT] Uh... Uh... 1666 01:27:12,185 --> 01:27:15,280 Uh... I'm a frog. 1667 01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:16,823 You know, slippery hands. 1668 01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:18,779 [CHUCKLING] 1669 01:27:22,070 --> 01:27:25,370 You know, I never really believed that violence solved anything anyway. 1670 01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:28,790 Really? Allow me to disagree, Cap'n. 1671 01:27:29,161 --> 01:27:30,458 [WHIMPERS] 1672 01:27:30,537 --> 01:27:32,960 Kill Captain Smollett, and you'll have to kill me. 1673 01:27:33,039 --> 01:27:35,167 Kill Jim, and you'll have to kill me. 1674 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:37,252 Kill Gonzo, and you'll have to kill me. 1675 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:39,379 Kill Squire Trelawney and Mr. Bimbo, 1676 01:27:39,504 --> 01:27:41,427 and you'll have to... Negotiate strenuously. 1677 01:27:43,008 --> 01:27:45,136 Going somewhere, John-John? 1678 01:27:45,218 --> 01:27:46,640 [MURMURING] 1679 01:27:49,556 --> 01:27:53,902 Well, Mr. Hawkins, it seems your little family 1680 01:27:54,019 --> 01:27:56,522 has come together against me. 1681 01:28:03,487 --> 01:28:04,909 [SNICKERING] 1682 01:28:06,364 --> 01:28:08,366 We're doomed. 1683 01:28:08,617 --> 01:28:12,838 Well, you know, I, for one, feel better about myself. 1684 01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:16,717 Yeah. And I believe that I have learned a valuable lesson. 1685 01:28:16,875 --> 01:28:19,799 - Why, you! - shut up! 1686 01:28:19,878 --> 01:28:21,676 [SHOUTING CONTINUES] 1687 01:28:30,722 --> 01:28:33,316 CLUELESS: Okay, I said something wrong! 1688 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:34,938 [KEYS RATTLING] 1689 01:28:44,194 --> 01:28:45,696 [THUD, SPLASH] 1690 01:28:56,915 --> 01:28:58,838 Silver! 1691 01:29:04,089 --> 01:29:06,308 I suppose you'll be blowing the whistle on me now, won't you, Jim? 1692 01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:10,771 I suppose I will. You have to return to Bristol to stand trial. 1693 01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:12,514 [LAUGHING] 1694 01:29:13,890 --> 01:29:17,315 Oh, I'm sorry, Jim. I got a terrible fear of hanging. 1695 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:25,778 We're shipmates, aren't we, Jim? 1696 01:29:26,987 --> 01:29:29,365 Gentlemen of fortune, together. 1697 01:29:32,450 --> 01:29:33,997 Give us one more chance. 1698 01:29:44,421 --> 01:29:48,096 Oh, hell, Jim. I could never harm you. 1699 01:29:49,092 --> 01:29:52,016 You're honest and brave and true. 1700 01:29:53,847 --> 01:29:55,349 You didn't learn that from me. 1701 01:29:55,974 --> 01:29:58,818 I learned it from my friends, Mr. Silver. 1702 01:29:59,311 --> 01:30:02,281 Now take your oars and row away. I never want to see you again, ever. 1703 01:30:11,156 --> 01:30:12,999 Oh, Jim! 1704 01:30:19,164 --> 01:30:21,041 'Tis a shame, really. 1705 01:30:21,166 --> 01:30:23,043 We'd have made a great team, Jim. 1706 01:30:42,228 --> 01:30:45,949 Well done, Jim. Your father would be proud. 1707 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:52,198 Captain Smollett, I have most distressing news. 1708 01:30:52,280 --> 01:30:53,623 One of the jolly boats is missing, 1709 01:30:53,698 --> 01:30:57,168 and I know for a fact that it was terribly unsafe. 1710 01:31:10,340 --> 01:31:11,341 Ah! 1711 01:31:20,266 --> 01:31:22,064 [SHOUTING, LAUGHING] 1712 01:31:25,355 --> 01:31:26,402 This is not fun. 1713 01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:28,491 Flaubert, meet Da-Da. 1714 01:31:28,566 --> 01:31:30,614 - Ready to sail, sir. - Hmm. 1715 01:31:31,444 --> 01:31:33,617 Where to, Captain Hawkins? 1716 01:31:34,322 --> 01:31:36,290 To wherever the wind may take us. 1717 01:31:36,408 --> 01:31:39,252 Off to Zanzibar, to meet the Zanzibarbarians. 1718 01:31:39,995 --> 01:31:42,589 Oh, brother. Here they go again. 1719 01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,003 [LAUGHTER] 1720 01:31:44,457 --> 01:31:46,585 [STEEL DRUMS MUSIC PLAYING] 1721 01:32:14,738 --> 01:32:16,740 Love power 1722 01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:23,497 Love power 1723 01:32:24,622 --> 01:32:26,920 Love power 1724 01:32:27,542 --> 01:32:30,136 A little love power 1725 01:32:30,503 --> 01:32:33,302 Stronger than the hurricane 1726 01:32:33,506 --> 01:32:36,385 And softer than the summer rain 1727 01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:41,060 - Love power - What kind of power 1728 01:32:41,139 --> 01:32:42,686 A little love power 1729 01:32:42,807 --> 01:32:46,732 it can lift you up Lift you up when you get low 1730 01:32:46,811 --> 01:32:49,189 And make your life bright as the rainbow 1731 01:32:49,898 --> 01:32:50,990 Whoa 1732 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:55,196 There ain't no sun in the morning sky 1733 01:32:58,490 --> 01:33:01,915 Breeze ain't blowing and the bird don't ﬂy 1734 01:33:05,330 --> 01:33:08,334 Then someone kind reaches out a hand 1735 01:33:08,416 --> 01:33:11,636 And smiles a warm sweet smile 1736 01:33:11,920 --> 01:33:15,174 And then your heart come to understand 1737 01:33:15,256 --> 01:33:16,849 What make the world spin 1738 01:33:16,925 --> 01:33:18,598 Where do magic begin 1739 01:33:18,676 --> 01:33:20,303 Someone to believe in 1740 01:33:20,386 --> 01:33:22,855 Feel so good when everybody feels 1741 01:33:22,972 --> 01:33:25,976 Love power There's no higher power 1742 01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:28,687 - A little love power - Nothing in the world 1743 01:33:28,812 --> 01:33:31,816 Stronger than the hurricane 1744 01:33:31,898 --> 01:33:35,118 And softer than the summer rain 1745 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:37,742 Oh, love power 1746 01:33:37,821 --> 01:33:40,665 - Everybody feel it -A little love power 1747 01:33:40,740 --> 01:33:42,162 Oh-oh-oh-oh 1748 01:33:42,242 --> 01:33:45,041 Lift you up when you get low 1749 01:33:45,203 --> 01:33:48,127 And make your life bright as the rainbow 1750 01:33:48,248 --> 01:33:49,340 Whoa 1751 01:33:50,208 --> 01:33:53,633 So many people, they feel so bad 1752 01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:00,306 Yeah, they make the money but they still so sad 1753 01:34:03,388 --> 01:34:06,767 Nobody told them that it ain't that stuff 1754 01:34:06,891 --> 01:34:10,065 That makes life worthwhile 1755 01:34:10,186 --> 01:34:13,281 'Cause even if you've got enough 1756 01:34:13,690 --> 01:34:16,819 You got less than nothing 'Til you know for certain 1757 01:34:16,901 --> 01:34:18,448 Enough to put your faith in 1758 01:34:18,528 --> 01:34:21,247 It feels so good when everybody feels 1759 01:34:21,364 --> 01:34:24,368 - Love power - People, can you feel it 1760 01:34:24,450 --> 01:34:27,078 A little love power 1761 01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:30,127 Lift you up when you get low 1762 01:34:30,248 --> 01:34:33,377 And make your life bright as the rainbow 1763 01:34:33,877 --> 01:34:36,050 Let me tell you now 1764 01:34:36,129 --> 01:34:37,255 Whoa 1765 01:34:37,589 --> 01:34:39,683 Feel the inspiration 1766 01:34:39,757 --> 01:34:42,431 - Hey - Don't it feel like heaven 1767 01:34:42,510 --> 01:34:45,309 It make the soul and the spirit strong 1768 01:34:45,388 --> 01:34:48,016 When everybody come and every single one 1769 01:34:48,099 --> 01:34:50,352 they hear the song now 1770 01:34:50,727 --> 01:34:53,606 Oh, love power 1771 01:34:54,272 --> 01:34:57,242 A little love power 1772 01:34:57,358 --> 01:35:00,111 Stronger than the hurricane 1773 01:35:00,236 --> 01:35:02,455 And softer than the summer rain 1774 01:35:02,530 --> 01:35:06,000 - Can you feel it, oh? - Love power 1775 01:35:06,201 --> 01:35:09,125 - What kind of power - A little love power 1776 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:10,622 It can lift you up 1777 01:35:10,747 --> 01:35:13,296 Lift you up when you get low 1778 01:35:13,458 --> 01:35:17,133 And make your life bright as the rainbow 1779 01:35:17,295 --> 01:35:20,219 Lift you up when you get low 1780 01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:21,933 And make your life bright as the rainbow 1781 01:35:22,050 --> 01:35:23,893 So, Johnny. May I call you Johnny? 1782 01:35:23,968 --> 01:35:26,141 Stop me if you've heard this one. 1783 01:35:26,221 --> 01:35:29,145 Why does the ocean roar? 1784 01:35:29,933 --> 01:35:31,606 Give up? 1785 01:35:31,684 --> 01:35:35,655 You would, too, if you had crabs on your bottom... 1786 01:35:35,813 --> 01:35:38,282 And oysters in your bed. 1787 01:35:38,358 --> 01:35:39,405 [LAUGHS] 1788 01:35:39,484 --> 01:35:41,828 Get it? Oysters? Bed? 1789 01:35:41,903 --> 01:35:44,247 Ooh, I love that one. 1790 01:35:44,322 --> 01:35:48,327 I'm tellin' ya, I got a million more just like that. 1791 01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,889 Was I dumb 1792 01:36:05,969 --> 01:36:08,688 Or was I blind 1793 01:36:08,805 --> 01:36:12,685 Or did my heart just lose its mind 1794 01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:15,604 Why'd I go and throw 1795 01:36:15,687 --> 01:36:21,194 our perfect dream away 1796 01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:23,991 Looking back 1797 01:36:24,070 --> 01:36:27,290 I'll never know 1798 01:36:27,365 --> 01:36:30,960 How I ever let you go 1799 01:36:31,035 --> 01:36:35,461 But destiny could see we deserve 1800 01:36:35,832 --> 01:36:39,882 to have another day 1801 01:36:41,212 --> 01:36:43,886 Love led us here 1802 01:36:45,717 --> 01:36:49,312 Right back to where we belong 1803 01:36:49,387 --> 01:36:53,733 We followed a star and here we are 1804 01:36:53,891 --> 01:36:57,771 Now heaven seems so near 1805 01:36:59,439 --> 01:37:02,283 Love led us here 1806 01:37:04,110 --> 01:37:06,989 Love led us here 1807 01:37:07,071 --> 01:37:10,371 Ooh 1808 01:37:10,450 --> 01:37:12,293 I confess 1809 01:37:12,410 --> 01:37:15,505 -it's sad but true - Sad but true 1810 01:37:15,580 --> 01:37:19,505 I lost myself when I lost you 1811 01:37:19,584 --> 01:37:22,679 But I held your memory 1812 01:37:22,754 --> 01:37:28,136 through each lonely night 1813 01:37:28,217 --> 01:37:30,766 Oh, let's forget 1814 01:37:30,845 --> 01:37:33,724 - What's gone before - What's gone 1815 01:37:33,806 --> 01:37:38,061 - Now we both know so much more - So much more 1816 01:37:38,144 --> 01:37:42,365 And we've been given another chance 1817 01:37:42,440 --> 01:37:45,114 to make it work out right 1818 01:37:45,276 --> 01:37:47,324 Make it work 1819 01:37:47,737 --> 01:37:50,456 Love led us here 1820 01:37:52,325 --> 01:37:56,000 Right back to where we belong 1821 01:37:56,120 --> 01:38:00,216 We followed a star and here we are 1822 01:38:00,333 --> 01:38:04,304 Now heaven seems so near 1823 01:38:05,963 --> 01:38:09,467 Love led us here 1824 01:38:10,718 --> 01:38:16,691 Now I know that life can take you by surprise 1825 01:38:16,849 --> 01:38:20,353 And sweep you off your feet 1826 01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:24,574 Did this happen to us 1827 01:38:24,857 --> 01:38:28,236 Or are we just dreamin'? 1828 01:38:28,361 --> 01:38:31,240 Dreamin ' 1829 01:38:39,789 --> 01:38:43,714 We followed a star and here we are 1830 01:38:44,085 --> 01:38:48,010 Now heaven seems so near 1831 01:38:49,674 --> 01:38:52,928 Love led us here 1832 01:38:54,929 --> 01:38:58,775 So take my hand 1833 01:38:58,891 --> 01:39:04,022 And have no fear 1834 01:39:04,105 --> 01:39:08,281 We'll be all right 1835 01:39:08,401 --> 01:39:15,376 Love led us here132992