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-A Pop original series.
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- We will beat you
in the aerobics finals!
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Your wife has been cheating
on you, Barry.
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I will sell you half
of Fitness By Force.
It's like hedging your bets.
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- You betrayed me?!
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- What's this?
- Um, I'm rehearsing
my finals performance.
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- So show me what you got.
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- Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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- Stop!
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What is it gonna take
for you two
to stay on your marks?!
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- I just heard a toilet flush.
The biggest toilet in the world!
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This went down that toilet.
That's what I heard.
Did everyone hear it?
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- I-I heard the toilet.
- Yeah! Yeah, I bet you did.
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- Since this is gonna be on TV,
I feel like his brawn-ter
is gonna be a little strong.
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- We are one hour
from show time,
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and it has never taken this long
to rehearse.
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The intro must be perfect!
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- If fat Joe is standing
in front of me,
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no one's gonna be able
to see me.
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He's like a human
pot-bellied eclipse!
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- That's not fair.
You're exaggerating slightly.
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- Barry Manilow. Barry Sanders.
Barry the Cable Guy.
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That's a short list
of better Barrys!
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- Strawberry, blueberry,
best Barry!
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- You just look stupid.
- See how rude he is?
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- There is no fighting
in aerobics!
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You said that in your speech
last night.
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- Yeah, I was hallucinating!
- You two stay on your marks,
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or My Little Pony here is gonna
kick your gymnasiums out!
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- I don't care what happens
to any of you after this.
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I just need to see smiles,
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molar-to-molar smiles!
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- Alright, you've heard her.
We'll take it
from the midpoint.
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She would fellate a porcupine
to get her way.
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I'm not even joking,
so don't upset her.
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- Hey, I hate you.
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- We should all listen
to the Vanslootens,
because they run this event.
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But you should listen to me,
because if you don't,
I'll fire you.
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- You can't fire us.
- Oh, he didn't tell you?
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- You shut your mouth,
or I'll wipe my big ass
with your giant forehead!
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- Joe sold half
of Fitness by Force to Claudia.
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I own half of you.
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- That's illegal and racist,
dawg.
- Yeah. Nice try, orange guy.
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Our kick-ass captain
wouldn't play us like that,
right?
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- Cue the music!
Three, two, one!
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- That's why I'm donating
your $8 million inheritance
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to the winning gym
of the Competitive
Aerobics Championships.
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- What are you doing?!
Turn that off!
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- Barry's in their heads.
Trust me!
I had to explain everything!
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- There's prize money
up in this competition?
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- The Colonel's got millions
of dollars.
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- Claudia owns half
of Fitness by Force?
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- You sold half our gym
to Claudia?!
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- Everybody, just calm down,
alright?
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We needed her money
to get here.
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Oh, if we win today,
everybody gets
a six-figure bonus.
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- Oh, money, money,
money, money!
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- But our run to finals
was about team and family,
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beating a common enemy.
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- This money has nothing
to do with you.
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- I don't care about the money,
Janet.
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Good luck winning without me.
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- Aw, c'mon, T-rex.
- You had no right
selling our gym!
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- Okay, it looks
like Barry and Claudia are done,
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so my plan was to get her
and her money
to come back to our family.
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- And how are you planning
on winning without a full team?
- I don't know.
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- Do you want me
to dance mixed pairs with you?
- No.
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- I know the routine.
I know it. I could do it.
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- No, I am not dancing
with my mother!
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- I know it.
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- Calm, resting heart rate
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directly correlated
with top-tier athletes.
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Let's check out
little piggy number one.
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What's wrong
with this squiggly little piggy?
Do we have a little flutter?
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You have 30 seconds
to lower your heart rate,
or you'll be replaced.
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Lower it!!
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Put your hand on my heart.
Feel it.
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That is the heart rate
of a champion,
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controlled by a brain
that has pre-visualized
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every outcome and every variable
of every possible situation.
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Drop your hand.
Only touch me when I ask you to.
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Now, who's gonna rub me down
in Ben-Gay?
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- You two-faced, skanky waif!
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You toy with my hapless son
like he's some sort
of inbred corgi.
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You make a deal to steal half
of my husband's money,
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and you think that I'm simply
going to let that go?
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I will spend my remaining years
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enacting a slow
but painful revenge
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that will end with you
nibbling off your own fingers
in an insane asylum.
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- I might have a slightly more
mutually beneficial plan.
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Barry found out
about my investment in your gym.
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Right now, he's probably
plotting to leave me, sue me,
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and hire a private investigator
to track me.
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All I have left
is my investment in Force.
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And I actually really believe
Joe could win this thing.
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- You... really think
that Joe could win?
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- Wanna... have some wine
and talk about it?
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- Hmm.
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Chardonnay.
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- Tina, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Just wait! Just listen.
I just...
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Sorry, can we have the room
for a minute?
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- This is supposed
to be our room.
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- Yeah, well, I'm supposed
to be a rock star, okay?
Get out!
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We are this close, this close,
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to getting everything
that we worked so hard for,
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and if you leave now,
we are screwed.
I have to dance with my mom.
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Please don't make me dance
with my mom.
- Put yourself in my shoes, Joe.
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- I need you. I don't even care
about the money.
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I don't even care about winning.
I just...
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I just want to dance with you.
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- One condition.
- Anything.
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- Stop talking
to that controlling,
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power-hungry,
only-cares-about-herself bitch.
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- I get it, but she's my mom.
- No, I'm talking about Claudia.
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- Oh. Okay, deal.
No more Claudia.
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- Claudia is fully
on Team Force now!
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- Dammit!
- She has a great plan!
Oh, my God!
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- Just wait.
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Just stay until the end
of the finals,
and then we'll figure it out.
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- Okay. I'm back in.
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- What did I miss?
- Everything is so messy.
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- All dancers report
to the stage for places.
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- Come on!
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- I thought this was good news.
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- Welcome to the finals!
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The 2018 Competitive
Aerobics Championships!
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- I've got this, fatso.
- Hope you die.
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- Wow! Another fabulous intro.
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- I'm your co-host,
Kathy Vanslooten.
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And this, of course,
is my attractive -
not as much as he used to be -
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but fabulous husband,
Mr. Bill Vanslooten.
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- Thank you,
my four-year-older wife.
- Oh, shhh.
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- We have four categories
this evening. -
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- The scores are out of 100.
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Judges are allowed
to give up to 40 points
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for technical compulsories
and up to 60 points for flair.
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First team up
is Fitness by Force.
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Could you do that?
- Not anymore.
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- It's an 84 out of 100.
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A lot of room for improvement,
but not a bad start.
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- No, not bad at all.
Well, up next
is the Metrix team.
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There's a sexual component
to this that I find fascinating.
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A 91!
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This Metrix team
is gonna be tough to beat.
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- Yes!!
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Alright!!
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- Brrr!
I'm about to lose my mind
because of all the excitement!
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- Oh, don't do that, dear.
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You haven't sold
enough time shares
for us to comfortably retire.
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And we need
a little bit of your mind left
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for the excitement
and anticipation
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of what's coming next
at the CAC Finals.
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- This one's
about climate change.
- It gives me hope.
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It's an 87.
- A truly inspiring performance
by young Mr. Snacks.
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- And young Chad scores an 84.
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Mr. Cross will not be happy
with that.
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- No. I once saw him eat
an exercise bicycle.
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- Come on, how do it feel?!
How did it feel out there?!
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Did it feel like something good,
'cause it was shit!!
It was such shit!
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You failedme.
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You... you failed.
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- Well, he kind of deserved it.
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Yeah yeah
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- Who does he think he is?
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Are they liking this?
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They're liking this.
They're liking this.
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- You like it bendy.
- Yeah.
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- Wow. Wow.
- Wow. Wow!
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Talk about chemistry!
Those two had a genuine spark.
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- 88.
Much better than Barry Cross
and his mixed-pairs partner.
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She had
a Stockholm Syndrome look
in her eye,
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which is why they only scored
an 83.
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Coming next, the excitement
of the CAC finals,
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the singles performances.
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- Okay, we're up by one.
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There's just
one performance left:
the solos.
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- Joe, why does Barry
have a jukebox?
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- And why is he wearing
the same costume as yours?
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- This is a terrible
coincidence.
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- Oh, he knows what he's doing.
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- Yessiree,
and I like to see him do it.
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- Oh, keep it in your pants!
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- Oh, look at him.
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How did Barry get your routine?
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- Claudia came to my room
last night.
- No way!
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I helped you with that routine
every night for weeks,
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and you just gave it away
to the enemy?
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- Whoa!
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- That is the most impressive
aerobics move I have ever seen.
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- That's how you do it, America.
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That is gonna be hard
to beat.
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Barry Cross's score is in.
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It is an impressive 93
out of 100.
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- Joe Force will need a miracle
to catch up
to Barry's performance!
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- I hope
Claudia's flat, white booty
was worth millions of dollars.
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- Oh... just as planned.
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Flowers, gold medal,
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and the money.
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- Two-timing piece
of fucking shit!
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I'm gonna fucking rip
her fucking tits out!
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I'm gonna fucking rip
her fucking tits out!
You trashy, fake piece of shit!
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You trashy, fake piece of shit!
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Oh, I could choke her out!
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But she'd like it.
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- Okay, let's... let's go have
some herbal tea or something.
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- I'm sorry, everyone.
I almost got carried away there.
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- Oh, do not apologize.
That was amazing.
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You trying to kill Claudia
with your shoe was touching.
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Joe Force,
report to the stage.
- We're screwed.
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You have to match Barry's score
to win and you don't even have
a routine.
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- Oh, my God, you're right.
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We're gonna lose.
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Of course.
Of course this is what happens.
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We're gonna lose because
that's... that's who I am!
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I'm a loser.
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So if I'm gonna lose,
I'm gonna go down big.
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I'm gonna go
in a blaze of glory.
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I'm gonna give
the greatest losing performance
anyone has ever seen.
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Holy shit, I'm gonna win.
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- What just happened?
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- What did just happen?
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Uh, guys...
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I know I failed you a lot
in the past,
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but I have never failed
an audience.
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Barry may have stolen
my routine,
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but... I'm gonna steal the show.
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- What are you gonna do?
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- What I do best.
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Get me my jean jacket.
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- Alright.
- And, Snacks...
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...find me a piano.
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- Cool.
233
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:40,380
- Joe Force,
report to the stage.
234
00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,066
Oh daddy dear you know
with your life
235
00:15:34,801 --> 00:15:35,535
But girls
you're still number one
236
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:39,806
Oh girls
they anna have fun
237
00:15:52,285 --> 00:15:53,720
- It's a classic.
238
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,088
Oh, it takes me back.
239
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,358
- Singing's illegal. That's a
violation. That's a violation.
- It is.
240
00:15:58,391 --> 00:16:01,461
Let me hear you, CAC!
241
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:05,532
- Uh,
he's gone over his time limit.
242
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:09,336
There's no singing in aerobics!
It's in the rulebook.
243
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,140
There's no singing in aerobics.
I found it in the rulebook here.
244
00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,774
I remember it's #46B.
245
00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:18,145
- Why don't you just tell
your muscles
to move away from the table.
246
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:20,780
Otherwise,
my beautiful and sexy wife here
will disqualify your ass.
247
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:24,284
- Stop it. Let go. Okay,
it's over. It's over. I won.
248
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,153
The Metrix has won.
249
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,460
- Stop. Stop.
250
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,429
- Okay, stop!
251
00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:44,204
There's already
a winner!
252
00:16:44,237 --> 00:16:47,440
- That's not even...
253
00:16:47,474 --> 00:16:51,044
This is how you do
a butterfly clap. Ow! Oh!
254
00:16:51,078 --> 00:16:53,046
- Barry!
255
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:56,449
- My ankle!
256
00:16:56,483 --> 00:16:58,518
Okay. Gently.
257
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,121
Joe Force scores a 67.
258
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,822
That's a perfect flair score,
259
00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:06,359
and the lowest technical score
on record.
260
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:09,596
Congratulations to Metrix.
I... I think they won.
261
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,165
- Yep.
- Yep, yep, they won.
262
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,567
Whatevs.
- That's aerobics.
- Pop!
263
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,836
- So proud of you!
264
00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:19,472
Ah...
- Ah, I love you, Mom. Thanks.
265
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:23,076
- Come on, everyone.
We're family now.
- Yeah, c'mon. Group hug.
266
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:25,412
- Yeah.
Ya!!!
267
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,847
- We almost won!
268
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,083
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
269
00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,518
- But we did it!
270
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,220
- Yeah.
- We did.
271
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:34,587
- Dammit.
272
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,791
We were close, though!
273
00:17:38,825 --> 00:17:41,794
- What the flying fuck finger
was that?!
274
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:45,398
Ow! No, no, no, no,
no, no, no!!
275
00:17:45,432 --> 00:17:47,367
I didn't get
my fucking gold medal!
276
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,336
I didn't get my bouquet.
277
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,238
It's a championship bouquet.
278
00:17:51,271 --> 00:17:53,173
I love flowers!
279
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:56,509
He hijacked... my victory.
280
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,812
- Calm down. Please.
We won the money.
281
00:17:59,846 --> 00:18:02,315
- Winning's not winning
when no one sees you win.
282
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:04,484
That's the thing.
You're, like: Hey, I won!
283
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:08,288
If someone wins in a forest,
and a tree falls... fuck
You know what I mean!
284
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:19,199
Don't mind me!
Just on my way to the bank
to collect your dad's millions.
285
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,435
You know, call me crazy,
286
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,437
but I think...
287
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:27,607
the first thing I'm gonna do
is melt down 10,000 nickels
288
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:31,178
and make a statue of me
taking a dump in your mouth.
289
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,546
- Yeah.
290
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:36,416
You won the money...
and Claudia.
291
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,351
Keep 'em.
292
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,487
- What is this?
293
00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:43,156
Oh. : "Oh, yeah,
we should be...
294
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:45,692
we should be friends, man,
not rivals."
295
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:48,595
That's your voice, right?
It's like someone
strangled a gopher.
296
00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,330
"Hey, Barry, we can..."
297
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,598
Yeah,
it's like inward talking.
298
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:53,566
"We shouldn't be rivals anymore,
man."
299
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,903
- Mr. Force,
we have been looking for you.
300
00:18:56,936 --> 00:19:00,440
- Sorry you lost, dear,
but the video
of your performance went viral!
301
00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:02,409
- Really?
302
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,677
- Another Joe Force fail.
- Oh, well, actually, Mr. Cross,
303
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:08,448
the response
has been so positive
that the CAC sponsors
304
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,452
are talking about sending Joe
and his team nationwide
305
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,321
to teach his style of aerobics.
306
00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:18,425
- They thought
it was a great idea
to combine rock and aerobics
307
00:19:18,458 --> 00:19:22,329
to open up the sport
to a wider, younger audience.
308
00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,663
What do you call it?
309
00:19:23,696 --> 00:19:25,665
- Uh...
310
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:27,467
Rockin' 'Robics?
311
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:30,470
- Brilliant.
- Whatever. Big deal.
312
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:32,372
- Oh, there's one other thing.
As you know,
313
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,506
we were very close
to your father.
314
00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:37,410
He wrote a letter to you,
told us not to give it to you
315
00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,679
until you made the finals.
- Let me see that.
316
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:41,414
- Thanks.
317
00:19:41,448 --> 00:19:43,550
- Rockin' 'Robics.
Love that name.
318
00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,621
- I'm gonna stay,
in case the letter
makes you cry.
319
00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:50,757
I mean, that'll really make
my day perfect.
320
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,326
- "Dear Joe,
321
00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,429
if you are reading this,
that means you made it
back to the finals.
322
00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,665
I could not be more proud
of you."
323
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:02,769
- Aw, too bad Daddy isn't here
to see the scoreboard.
He wouldn't be proud.
324
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,439
- "Now, you may want
to sit down for this next part.
325
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:08,308
There is no money.
326
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:09,809
There was never any money.
327
00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:14,514
I made up the $8 million
as a motivator to get you back
in the family business.
328
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:18,485
I love you, son. Good luck.
Colonel Tom Force."
329
00:20:18,518 --> 00:20:20,587
- Let me see.
330
00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:22,289
- Of course!
331
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,491
$8 million from aerobics?!
332
00:20:24,524 --> 00:20:26,959
Our house sucks,
our gym is a dump.
333
00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,362
We had my dad's funeral
in the backyard.
334
00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,399
We're broke!
335
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:34,401
- No, no, no, no!
336
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,403
I thought you said
there was a will!
337
00:20:36,436 --> 00:20:40,307
- I mean, I saw a video,
but I never actually saw a will.
338
00:20:41,308 --> 00:20:43,510
Wow! I thought I lost,
339
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,512
but I... I won.
340
00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:48,715
- But you didn't win.
You didn't win. I won.
341
00:20:50,317 --> 00:20:52,419
I won the medal.
342
00:20:52,452 --> 00:20:54,554
I won the bouquet.
343
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:57,023
And I won half
of Fitness by Force, fucker.
344
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,826
And that means that I win
half of Rockin' 'Robics.
345
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,729
- Yeah, but Fitness by Force
is worth nothing,
so you own nothing.
346
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:06,466
- Well, I'm the king of turning
nothing into something.
- No, I'm the something.
347
00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:09,336
You're the nothing.
- No, I'm a somebody.
You're a nobody.
348
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:12,839
- You're the someone
that nobody likes.
349
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:15,742
- Everybody likes me. Ha-ha.
350
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:20,747
People like me.
351
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,618
Ah!!
352
00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:29,522
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