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[Man] How's your chicken?
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Good.
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How's your fish?
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Good.
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How's school?
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[Girl] OK.
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Paul?
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OK.
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Good.
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How's your ice-cream?
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[Boy and girl] Good.
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Let's do something different
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next time l'm over.
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Like what?
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Um...go swimming?
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Go and see a film?
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l'll think of something.
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# There she goes
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# There she goes again
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# Racing through my brain
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# And l just can't contain
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# This feeling that remains
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# There she goes
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# There she goes again
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# Rushing through my veins
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# And l just can't contain
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# This feeling that remains
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# There she goes
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# There she goes
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# There she goes #
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[Rowdy chatter]
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[Teacher bangs on desk]
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l'm Ms Hughes.
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lt's not Miss, it's not Mrs.
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Ms, OK?
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Practise? Say it after me.
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Ms Hughes.
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Come on.
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[Class, reluctantly] Ms Hughes.
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Fine.
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Don't forget.
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Right, l'm gonna start off today
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by telling you
a few things l like
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and a few things l DON'T like.
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Yeah, all right. All right.
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All right,
that's enough football.
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Now, ''Of Mice and Men''.
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How many of you managed to, uh,
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get all the way through it?
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Steven, you've got
your hand in the air.
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You've not read it?
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Yes, sir.
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What happens in the end?
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He shoots him, sir.
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Who shoots who?
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The little bloke
shoots the big bloke.
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He's right, sir.
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l'm leaving because
there's no point carrying on.
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lf l've got Steven Downing
to read a book,
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there's no challenges left.
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My career can only go downhill.
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Better be about
the book, Robert.
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No, sir. lt's about Alan Smith.
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Yeah, well, later.
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What about him? [Laughter]
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[Pupils shouting and cheering]
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Mr Ashworth, have you
got a moment?
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[Pupil wolf-whistles]
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[Shouting and cheering]
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Sorry, but the noise from here
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makes it impossible to
concentrate next door.
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You'll get used to it.
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l don't want to get used to it.
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l want to do some work,
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not listen to moronic
football chanting.
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[Football chanting]
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QUlET!
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[Mr Ashworth] Out! Out!
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Hold your hands up
in the air!
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Offside! Linesman!
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YOU'RE the linesman!
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My God!
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Right, clap.
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Show he's done the right thing.
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We don't have linesmen, sir.
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Applaud the referee, then.
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Jesus, doesn't matter.
That'll do for today.
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Right. See you tomorrow, Sarah.
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All right.
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l was the naive,
stupid new teacher,
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you were the cynical old hand?
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What?
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The snorting when
l asked a question.
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l was reading
the football reports.
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l never listen
at staff meetings.
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This has got to be a pose,
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this football stuff.
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You pretend to be a yob
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for a bit of street cred?
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ls this 'cause my kids
were enjoying their lesson?
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Well, all kids enjoy a riot.
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Actually teaching them
something is a lot harder!
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l've seen this film.
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You end up shagging
on the carpet.
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lf we end up shagging
on the carpet,
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l will buy you a new carpet.
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Yeah, right.
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But l tell you...
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l knew it!
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No. No carpets.
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He is an English teacher.
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Oh, God, not all this again.
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l mean, what about
Patrick Swayze?
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No-one cares whether
he read Byron or not.
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And you know, he is
the full Axminster.
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l'd want a brain as well.
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Eventually.
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l'm gonna measure up.
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l'm off to Habitat first thing.
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lf we end up shagging,
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you can carpet the whole house.
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The walls, the ceiling,
the garden...
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Well, what's she like?
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One of those women -
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if you like football,
you must be a yob.
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Bollocks.
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ls she fit?
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Not that you'd prove
her point or anything.
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What?
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What?
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What have l done?
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lt's a perfectly reasonable,
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straightforward question.
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She's not unattractive,
but so what?
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A) She hates me,
B) l hate her,
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and C) what's the point
of all that?
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Waste of fucking time.
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Ooh, sounds promising, then.
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[Sarah] lt must be terrible
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being that miserable.
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Pretending you only care
about football results
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because the world's
a terrible place
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and what's the point of it all?
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What lS the point?
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Maybe it lS football results.
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Don't worry. He's a sad,
lonely bastard.
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Who cares what
made him that way?
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Where's your brother?
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Eh?
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He's over there.
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Oi, number nine!
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You're a donkey!
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Didn't he have a trial
with someone once?
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Yeah. Orient.
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They offered him
a contract, as well.
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What happened?
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Turned it down.
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Stupid sod.
Said it was too risky.
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What's he doing now?
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Er, runs his own business.
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Computer something.
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He's on about
fifty grand a year.
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l'd swap fifty grand a year
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- for a contract with Orient.
- So would l.
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- Don't even like Orient.
- Neither do l.
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He gets it both ways.
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Gets fifty grand a year,
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gets to play at a place
with floodlights.
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Floodlights and a tea bar.
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l'd love to play at a place
with a tea bar.
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Yeah, well...
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Bit late now, eh?
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Dunno.
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Stanley Matthews played
First Division football
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till he was fifty.
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Bet you any money you like
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YOU'RE not playing
First Division football
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- when you're fifty.
- lt's the smoking.
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lt's not the smoking, Steve,
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it's the crapness.
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Pass the ball!
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[Whistle]
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Penalty!
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Yes!
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Hold that.
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l've always wanted to do this.
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# La la la la la la-la
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# La la la la la la-la
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# La la LA la
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# La la LA la
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# La la la la la la-la
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# La la la la la la-la
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# La la LA la... #
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[Paul]
Anthropologists have always
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had a hard time with football.
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The trouble is,
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you can only see
what's on the outside.
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But there lS an inside,
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believe it or not.
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We all have our reasons
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for loving things the way we do.
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Hey!
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[Doorbell rings]
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He's here!
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Thanks for being so helpful.
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Ready?
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He's been ready for hours.
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No, l haven't.
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[Sister] Yes, you have.
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What time will you be back?
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Er, six. Six thirty.
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Fine.
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See you later, then.
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OK?
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Have a nice time.
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See you later, sunshine.
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We'll do something
special next time, huh?
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[Music on radio]
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You looking forward to it?
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What?
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The match.
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Yeah.
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Sounds like it.
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l'm not really a football fan.
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No.
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One day we'll find something
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you DO wanna do.
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Your mum seems in good form.
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Yeah.
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She OK?
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Not really.
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The last home game, last season?
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What about it?
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They were fucking rubbish.
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Fucking rubbish last year
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and the year before.
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They'll be fucking
rubbish this year, too.
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And next year.
And the year after that.
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l don't know
why you come, Frank.
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You live in hope.
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What d'you reckon?
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Think they're bad as Frank says?
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This is his first time.
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Hope he knows what he's
lettin' himself in for.
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Have a look at the number eight.
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Jon Sammels.
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Remember his face
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and if you happen
to bump into him,
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tell him to sod off to Spurs!
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Programmes!
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Programmes!
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Go on, give it a shove.
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Someone hasn't been
eating their greens.
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Wey-hey!
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We're in ''Y'', OK?
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Yeah.
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[Supporters chant songs]
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[Loud football songs]
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What d'you reckon?
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When's the next game?
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Week after next, probably.
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Let's have a look.
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Yeah, Sunderland.
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They're away at Leeds next week.
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Can we come to the
Sunderland game, Dad?
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You might wanna go
somewhere different.
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lf you're gonna be
a football fan,
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think carefully about
who you're gonna follow.
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Look.
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For fuck's sake, Arsenal!
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Get it!
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Sammels, you're a fucking idiot!
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[Man] Sort yourself out!
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That was a brilliant goal,
wasn't it, Dad?
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lt was pretty good, yeah.
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What happened?
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lt was a penalty,
the goalie saved it
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then the man
who missed the penalty
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had another go and scored.
280
00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:43,659
- Terry Neill?
- That's right.
281
00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:45,659
- He's good, isn't he?
- Fantastic.
282
00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:53,829
l'm off, then.
See you next week.
283
00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:54,867
Let's go.
284
00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:56,997
Come on.
285
00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:09,534
Why do we have to leave?
286
00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,084
Beat the traffic.
287
00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,159
Long walk back to the car,
288
00:16:13,252 --> 00:16:15,042
we'll be stuck for hours.
289
00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:16,917
But they might score again.
290
00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:18,993
There's a remote possibility.
291
00:16:19,085 --> 00:16:21,076
But it won't be this afternoon.
292
00:16:21,169 --> 00:16:23,159
Joke. lf you're an Arsenal fan,
293
00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:25,243
you get used to jokes like that.
294
00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:26,330
l will.
295
00:16:27,627 --> 00:16:29,618
Who d'you think played best?
296
00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,701
Dunno. But Sammels was rubbish.
297
00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:33,251
l don't think so.
298
00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,793
Crowd didn't understand
299
00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:36,667
what he was trying to do.
300
00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:38,245
They were on to him
301
00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:40,326
before he'd done anything wrong.
302
00:16:40,419 --> 00:16:42,409
- l disagree.
- Oh, you do?
303
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,535
One afternoon at football,
you're Kenneth Wolstenholme.
304
00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:48,660
Who did YOU think
played the best?
305
00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,743
[Music drowns out dialogue]
306
00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,076
Might make an Arsenal defence
307
00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:14,626
of them yet, Robert.
308
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,658
Yes, sir.
309
00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,834
Em, sir, you going
to Highbury next week?
310
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:21,293
- Nah.
- Oh.
311
00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:22,834
'Course l'm going.
312
00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:25,454
Want me to get you
a programme?
313
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,001
lt's cash in advance.
314
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:29,076
l've been caught too many times.
315
00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,626
No, it's not that.
316
00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:31,658
Em...
317
00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,245
could l come with you?
318
00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:36,951
That'd be a bit difficult.
319
00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:40,704
To be honest,
between you and me,
320
00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,827
- l go to the pub first.
- l could wait outside.
321
00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:46,952
l stand on the North Bank.
You wouldn't see.
322
00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:50,077
- l'd go down the front.
- Your mum'd love that.
323
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,661
She says l have to go
324
00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:53,245
with a responsible adult.
325
00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,871
Saturday's the one
day of the week
326
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,951
when l'm NOT
a responsible adult.
327
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,034
l turn into someone your age.
328
00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:01,620
Not as sensible.
329
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,500
She won't have to find out.
330
00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,576
l'm sorry, Robert, l can't.
331
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,168
Well, not this week.
332
00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,243
Maybe some other time, eh?
333
00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,871
Next season when
you've grown a bit?
334
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,418
Get you a programme.
335
00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,535
Cash in advance unnecessary,
on this occasion.
336
00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:19,084
To hell with it,
337
00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:20,958
you can have one for free.
338
00:18:21,044 --> 00:18:21,992
Thanks, sir.
339
00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:27,288
Bollocks!
340
00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,538
BOLLOCKS!
341
00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,915
[Paul] Nothing to worry about.
342
00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:36,035
His handwriting's a disgrace
to the human race
343
00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:39,160
but he's very bright
and enjoys the lessons.
344
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,285
He does. He's always
goin' on about you.
345
00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:45,410
lt's my enthusiasm for
Steinbeck's prose style.
346
00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,493
Either that or something else.
347
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,829
The football, you mean?
348
00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,952
Robert thinks they might
win the championship
349
00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,999
for the first time since 1 970.
350
00:18:55,127 --> 00:18:56,288
1 971 .
351
00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,083
Gotta get things
like that right.
352
00:18:58,169 --> 00:18:59,117
Absolutely.
353
00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,118
Did he tell you what happened
354
00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,703
after football training?
355
00:19:02,794 --> 00:19:05,827
He asked me if l'd take him
to the Arsenal.
356
00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:07,411
Mr Ashworth, l'm so sorry.
357
00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:09,991
He just seemed uptight about it.
358
00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:12,704
His dad and me are
recently separated.
359
00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,199
lt was his dad
he used to go with.
360
00:19:15,294 --> 00:19:18,742
- You don't wanna take him?
- Don't know anything about it.
361
00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,826
l very much doubt if he'd care.
362
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:23,703
l can tell you everything
you need to know
363
00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,286
in about five minutes.
364
00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:27,866
She seemed to enjoy
the Elizabethans
365
00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,453
but when we moved on,
366
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,210
she slipped back.
She dropped four places.
367
00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:34,284
Was it four? No, six.
368
00:19:34,377 --> 00:19:36,866
Which l found
a little disappointing
369
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,994
though l'm not sure
that she did.
370
00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:41,792
No. She's got her heart set
371
00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:44,910
on a hairdresser's
apprenticeship.
372
00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,033
Right.
373
00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:51,709
Thanks very much, then.
374
00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,366
[Paul]
You come out the tube station,
375
00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,494
cross over the street
and in that entrance there,
376
00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,457
you buy unreserved seats, �7.
377
00:20:04,544 --> 00:20:06,036
My ex can pay.
378
00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:08,118
- He's a Spurs fan, isn't he?
- Yeah.
379
00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,703
l'd go for �1 2 seats.
380
00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,282
Sting the bastard
for all you can get.
381
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,834
Thank you so much.
382
00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:15,376
You've been really helpful.
383
00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:19,409
Hello, Mr Johnson.
How are you?
384
00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:21,493
Evening. Suppose you're feeling
385
00:20:21,585 --> 00:20:23,078
pretty pleased with life.
386
00:20:23,169 --> 00:20:23,460
[Music on radio]
387
00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,740
[Music on radio]
388
00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:27,786
# Are you ready to be...
heartbroken?
389
00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,500
Oh, fuck it!
390
00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:34,124
# Well, you better
get ready now, baby
391
00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,000
Would you like a lift?
392
00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:37,578
# Get ready to bleed
393
00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,458
You don't know where l live.
394
00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,036
Yes, l do. Crouch End.
395
00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:42,750
lt's on my way home.
396
00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:45,371
[Radio presenter]
'Don't forget, l'll be back
397
00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,913
'with all the top
sports stories...
398
00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:49,495
'But first of all...'
399
00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:50,995
How about you?
400
00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,116
Arsenal.
401
00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,699
lnside the stadium
or just nearby?
402
00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:01,376
[Radio presenter] 'Number one,
403
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,451
'Abigail's Party,
404
00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:06,577
You really are Mr Popular,
aren't you?
405
00:21:06,669 --> 00:21:08,659
All those queues at your desk.
406
00:21:08,752 --> 00:21:10,161
'..Live commentary
407
00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,243
'on three races
from that meeting.'
408
00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:13,532
Sorry.
409
00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,417
'And the main one at 3.45.
410
00:21:15,502 --> 00:21:17,493
'Now the main sports stories.'
411
00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:21,117
What were you talking to
Robert Parker's mother about?
412
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,201
'..Suspended Arsenal's
Paul Davis...'
413
00:21:23,294 --> 00:21:24,751
Shit! Fuck! Bollocks!
414
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:25,997
l'm sorry?
415
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:28,122
Paul Davis.
416
00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,668
Who's Paul Davis?
417
00:21:30,752 --> 00:21:31,700
Arsenal.
418
00:21:31,794 --> 00:21:33,286
Were we talking about him?
419
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,368
'..Signed a four-year
contract...'
420
00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,918
Sorry. l wasn't listening.
421
00:21:37,002 --> 00:21:38,993
'..Olympic headlines
from Seoul,
422
00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:41,491
'Linford Christie's
given the all-clear...'
423
00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,078
- Arsenal.
- Yes, you said.
424
00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,202
No, l was talking
to Robert Parker's mother
425
00:21:46,294 --> 00:21:47,288
about Arsenal.
426
00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:48,372
God!
427
00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,953
l'm in the wrong job.
428
00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,833
Well, l'm in the wrong life.
429
00:21:52,919 --> 00:21:55,952
l spent hours preparing
for a parents' evening.
430
00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,077
No one could think
of two words to say to me.
431
00:21:59,169 --> 00:22:00,661
Yet they queue for hours
432
00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,542
to hear your pearls of wisdom
433
00:22:02,627 --> 00:22:05,660
on next week's game
against Wolves United!
434
00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:06,700
Yeah...
435
00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:09,958
Just Wolves. No United.
436
00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:11,536
Look, l'm sorry.
437
00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:13,084
lt must seem unfair.
438
00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:14,626
Yes, it does, actually.
439
00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,751
lt's the next left.
440
00:22:22,544 --> 00:22:25,079
Maybe you're too
uptight with them.
441
00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,626
Maybe you should just...
442
00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:28,203
be yourself more.
443
00:22:28,294 --> 00:22:31,825
All those files and folders
and what have you.
444
00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:33,708
That lS me being myself.
445
00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:40,459
lt's just here.
446
00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,409
D'you want a cup of coffee?
447
00:22:55,502 --> 00:22:56,746
OK.
448
00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,293
You don't have to.
449
00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,410
No, no, no. l'd...
Yeah, l'd like to.
450
00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:09,410
What are these for, then?
451
00:23:10,877 --> 00:23:13,910
They're not for anything.
They just look nice.
452
00:23:14,002 --> 00:23:15,495
Are they yours?
453
00:23:15,585 --> 00:23:16,533
No.
454
00:23:17,669 --> 00:23:19,126
Jo's. My flat-mate.
455
00:23:20,252 --> 00:23:21,709
lt's her place.
456
00:23:21,794 --> 00:23:23,784
She's away at the moment.
457
00:23:27,127 --> 00:23:28,584
Can l smoke?
458
00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:33,330
No.
459
00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,034
You can stay the night, though,
460
00:23:42,127 --> 00:23:43,584
if you want.
461
00:24:50,252 --> 00:24:51,709
Not on the carpet.
462
00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,251
l can't afford it.
463
00:25:08,169 --> 00:25:11,202
You might have
the decency to run.
464
00:25:11,294 --> 00:25:14,327
Then we wouldn't
be doing it together.
465
00:25:14,419 --> 00:25:15,367
Cocky cow.
466
00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,451
lt's just a fact. Look.
467
00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,747
OK! OK!
468
00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:21,293
l HATE you!
469
00:25:29,835 --> 00:25:31,826
l owe you a new carpet.
470
00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:33,909
Well, maybe a new spare bed.
471
00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:35,993
You shagged
the football hooligan!
472
00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:37,543
l knew it! l knew it!
473
00:25:37,627 --> 00:25:39,417
He's not a football hooligan.
474
00:25:39,502 --> 00:25:41,292
So he HAS read Byron?
475
00:25:41,377 --> 00:25:43,202
He's bound to have done!
476
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:47,535
lt doesn't really matter
if he hasn't.
477
00:25:47,627 --> 00:25:49,417
Who'd have thought it, eh?
478
00:25:49,502 --> 00:25:52,535
''lron Knickers'' Hughes
ending up with a yob.
479
00:25:52,627 --> 00:25:54,084
He's not a yob
480
00:25:54,169 --> 00:25:56,373
and l'm not ending up with him.
481
00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,953
You wanna bet?
482
00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:01,953
Where are you off to?
483
00:26:02,044 --> 00:26:03,157
l'm starving.
484
00:26:03,252 --> 00:26:06,120
l was thinking of ringing
for a pizza.
485
00:26:07,377 --> 00:26:09,249
Have you read Byron?
486
00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,413
What?
487
00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,915
Have you read
any of Byron's poems?
488
00:26:14,002 --> 00:26:14,950
Yeah.
489
00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,956
''The Assyrian came down
like a wolf on the fold
490
00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:22,034
''and his somethings
were gleaming
491
00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:24,118
''in black and old gold.'' Crap.
492
00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,703
What are those?
493
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,750
My...Arsenal boxer shorts.
494
00:26:28,835 --> 00:26:30,625
They're not my best ones.
495
00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,168
l was running out.
496
00:26:32,252 --> 00:26:34,243
But you're willing to show them
497
00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:35,958
to another human being.
498
00:26:36,044 --> 00:26:38,449
l wasn't exactly
showing them to you.
499
00:26:38,544 --> 00:26:41,079
What d'you wanna know
about Byron for?
500
00:26:41,169 --> 00:26:44,202
Um...a bet.
501
00:26:44,294 --> 00:26:45,786
Did you win?
502
00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:47,370
l don't think so.
503
00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:56,078
Stay in line!
504
00:26:56,169 --> 00:26:58,657
Right, now push up!
Out! Out!
505
00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,209
That's it! Good lads.
506
00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,455
Offside, referee!
507
00:27:02,585 --> 00:27:03,533
Offside!
508
00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:04,622
Ref!
509
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,951
Oi, ref, he was miles off.
510
00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,501
lt's not M Y fault.
511
00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:11,576
Too good a coach for this level.
512
00:27:11,669 --> 00:27:13,161
What's the score?
513
00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:14,247
One-all.
514
00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:19,200
lf you count that POXY GOAL
they just scored.
515
00:27:19,294 --> 00:27:20,786
What's this, Cup or League?
516
00:27:20,877 --> 00:27:22,334
Cup, quarter-final.
517
00:27:22,419 --> 00:27:23,995
- How long left?
- Fifteen.
518
00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:28,369
l wanted to talk to you
about a vacancy.
519
00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:30,996
Rosie Hunter's
handed in her notice.
520
00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:34,119
l wondered whether you'd be
interested in applying.
521
00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:35,668
Head of Year?
522
00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:36,913
Um...well...
523
00:27:37,002 --> 00:27:39,537
Obviously not the most
attractive offer
524
00:27:39,627 --> 00:27:41,120
you've ever had.
525
00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:43,201
Come on, Ben! Get back with him!
526
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:44,372
Sorry, Ted.
527
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:46,949
l haven't fired you
with enthusiasm.
528
00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:48,501
lt's a lot of work.
529
00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,576
What do l wanna
do more work for?
530
00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,663
More money?
531
00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:53,743
l've got enough to pay my rent,
532
00:27:53,835 --> 00:27:55,293
enough for my season ticket
533
00:27:55,377 --> 00:27:57,368
and a couple of records a month.
534
00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:58,918
Got no family.
535
00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:00,993
l'd like you to think about it.
536
00:28:01,085 --> 00:28:03,372
Sorry. There's nothing
to think about.
537
00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,451
Come on, Sam! Put it away!
538
00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:08,617
YES!
539
00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:17,870
[Paul] Why aren't adults
540
00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,496
supposed to go mad
about anything?
541
00:28:20,585 --> 00:28:22,576
You've got to keep a lid on it.
542
00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:24,126
And if you don't,
543
00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:26,201
then people
are apparently entitled
544
00:28:26,294 --> 00:28:28,083
to say what they like.
545
00:28:28,169 --> 00:28:30,704
You haven't grown up,
you're a moron.
546
00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,282
Your conversation
is trivial and boorish.
547
00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:35,912
You can't express
your emotional needs.
548
00:28:36,002 --> 00:28:37,993
You can't relate
to your children
549
00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:40,372
and you die -
lonely and miserable.
550
00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,250
But you know, what the hell?
551
00:28:42,335 --> 00:28:44,326
Every cloud has a silver lining.
552
00:28:44,502 --> 00:28:47,370
Not on your own.
How many more times?
553
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:50,494
You'll have to wait
until your father's over.
554
00:28:50,585 --> 00:28:53,370
So l'll get to Highbury
five times a year?
555
00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:56,494
lt's not my fault
your father lives abroad.
556
00:28:56,585 --> 00:28:59,619
Mum, they play 21 times a year
557
00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,203
plus Cup matches. That's...
558
00:29:01,294 --> 00:29:03,284
Mum, why is Crossroads a motel?
559
00:29:03,377 --> 00:29:04,870
What d'you mean?
560
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,619
Why isn't it just a hotel?
561
00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:10,242
29! lf they get to
the League Cup semi-final,
562
00:29:10,335 --> 00:29:12,042
the FA Cup quarter-final...
563
00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:13,917
You can take your car there.
564
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,459
You forgot Europe.
565
00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:18,162
l don't know how many
games last season.
566
00:29:18,252 --> 00:29:19,200
Oh, yeah.
567
00:29:19,294 --> 00:29:20,751
That's another five games.
568
00:29:20,835 --> 00:29:23,869
That hotel in Devon,
we took our car.
569
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,951
Every round is home and away.
570
00:29:26,044 --> 00:29:28,579
We had to leave it
in the car park.
571
00:29:28,669 --> 00:29:30,992
Fives into thirty-five
goes seven.
572
00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:34,119
One-seventh of all
the home games. Pathetic!
573
00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:35,668
Paul, in a motel,
574
00:29:35,752 --> 00:29:38,584
you drive a car into a room!
575
00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:41,702
Say you only went to one-seventh
576
00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:43,535
your Choral Society
577
00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:45,084
They'd throw you out.
578
00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,871
Arsenal won't throw you out.
They want your money.
579
00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,453
l've looked it up.
580
00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:52,032
l can catch the 1 2.53
to Paddington,
581
00:29:52,127 --> 00:29:53,917
be at Paddington by 1 .36,
582
00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,495
get the Circle and District
583
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,576
and Metropolitan Line
to Kings Cross.
584
00:29:57,669 --> 00:30:00,157
Then it's Caledonian Road,
Holloway Road,
585
00:30:00,252 --> 00:30:02,787
Arsenal, third stop.
Be there 2.1 5, easy.
586
00:30:02,877 --> 00:30:05,412
For Christ's sake,
go if you want to.
587
00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:06,995
Yes! Thanks, Mum.
588
00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:09,076
[Sings] Charlie, Charlie,
589
00:30:09,169 --> 00:30:11,159
Charlie, Charlie,
590
00:30:11,252 --> 00:30:14,700
Charlie's the King of Highbury.
591
00:30:14,794 --> 00:30:16,286
Don't come runnin' to me
592
00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:18,167
if you get stabbed to death.
593
00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:19,200
l won't.
594
00:30:19,294 --> 00:30:20,751
Jimmy Husband! Brilliant.
595
00:30:20,835 --> 00:30:22,293
[Paul] lt's not easy
596
00:30:22,377 --> 00:30:24,167
to become a football fan.
597
00:30:24,252 --> 00:30:25,745
lt takes years.
598
00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:27,826
But if you put in the hours,
599
00:30:27,919 --> 00:30:29,909
you're welcomed,
without question,
600
00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:31,495
into a new family.
601
00:30:31,585 --> 00:30:33,078
Except in this family,
602
00:30:33,169 --> 00:30:35,159
you care about the same people
603
00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:37,243
and hope for the same things.
604
00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,793
What's childish about that?
605
00:30:41,585 --> 00:30:44,121
A terrible foul
by McLintock on Rocastle.
606
00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,746
He'll be lucky
to stay on the pitch.
607
00:30:46,835 --> 00:30:48,293
lt wasn't THAT bad.
608
00:30:48,377 --> 00:30:51,410
lt was mistiming,
it wasn't malicious.
609
00:30:51,502 --> 00:30:52,616
Bollocks!
610
00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:55,744
So, that's a free kick
to 1 989 Arsenal
611
00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:57,376
and...Davis takes it.
612
00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:58,455
And...
613
00:30:59,544 --> 00:31:00,705
Goal!
614
00:31:00,794 --> 00:31:02,583
And that's 1 989 Arsenal four,
615
00:31:02,669 --> 00:31:04,161
1 971 Arsenal, nil.
616
00:31:04,252 --> 00:31:06,741
Bob Wilson will be
bitterly disappointed
617
00:31:06,835 --> 00:31:08,328
with that one.
618
00:31:08,419 --> 00:31:11,203
This lot would never beat
the Double team
619
00:31:11,294 --> 00:31:12,786
four-nil at Subbuteo.
620
00:31:12,877 --> 00:31:14,370
lt's just l'm crap at it!
621
00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:15,953
Should've chosen someone else.
622
00:31:16,044 --> 00:31:19,077
Who else played in yellow
and blue away strip?
623
00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,661
- Everton?
- Be Everton, then.
624
00:31:20,752 --> 00:31:22,743
OK. But this game's abandoned.
625
00:31:22,835 --> 00:31:24,826
l can't start
suddenly pretending
626
00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:27,952
that John Radford's Joe Royle.
lt'd do my head in.
627
00:31:28,044 --> 00:31:29,536
Have to start again.
628
00:31:29,627 --> 00:31:30,575
Nil-nil.
629
00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:33,909
All right. Go on, then.
630
00:31:34,002 --> 00:31:34,950
Yes!
631
00:31:38,794 --> 00:31:40,784
What are you thinking about?
632
00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:45,616
- Oh...stuff.
- What stuff?
633
00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:48,495
l was thinking about
DH Lawrence, actually.
634
00:31:48,585 --> 00:31:49,533
Yeah?
635
00:31:49,627 --> 00:31:51,084
What about him?
636
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,205
Well...
637
00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:57,243
Well...about his books.
638
00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:00,078
What about his books?
639
00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,871
Just...which one's the longest.
640
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,955
And?
641
00:32:11,085 --> 00:32:12,543
l-l couldn't remember.
642
00:32:12,627 --> 00:32:15,660
Well, which one did
you think it might be?
643
00:32:15,752 --> 00:32:18,287
That's just it.
l couldn't decide.
644
00:32:18,377 --> 00:32:19,834
Between what and what?
645
00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:20,867
Mm...
646
00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,451
Well, ''Lady
Chatterley's Lover''...
647
00:32:27,544 --> 00:32:30,162
- And...?
- And, um...
648
00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:34,952
l wasn't thinking
about DH Lawrence at all.
649
00:32:35,044 --> 00:32:36,501
You amaze me.
650
00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,375
l was thinking about Arsenal.
651
00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:39,622
l'm staggered.
652
00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:42,246
We might win
the League this year.
653
00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,369
We're half-way through
the season and we're top
654
00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,250
and they'll fuck it up but...
655
00:32:47,335 --> 00:32:49,125
You're not impressed, are you?
656
00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:52,244
l am. l hope
they win the League.
657
00:32:52,335 --> 00:32:53,793
lt's just that...
658
00:32:53,877 --> 00:32:55,334
Why did you lie?
659
00:32:56,919 --> 00:32:58,909
l've got to vary the answers.
660
00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:00,993
l can't say Arsenal every time.
661
00:33:04,627 --> 00:33:07,032
l can't find any...''Bread''.
662
00:33:07,127 --> 00:33:09,118
Do l look like the sort of man
663
00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:11,000
who'd have a ''Bread'' album?
664
00:33:11,085 --> 00:33:13,621
No, you look like
the kind of man
665
00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:15,701
who has a ''Bollock Brothers''
album.
666
00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:17,286
l wouldn't put that on.
667
00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:20,410
lt's a bit...not the right mood.
668
00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:21,497
Oh?
669
00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,284
And what's the right mood?
670
00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,701
Well, l don't know, just...
671
00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,286
something...you know.
672
00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:31,372
What?
673
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,370
You know, just...
674
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:37,293
something not as...
sweary and loud.
675
00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:41,907
Paul, that's the most
romantic thing
676
00:33:42,002 --> 00:33:43,993
you've ever said to me.
677
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:45,247
Shut up.
678
00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:47,996
[They giggle]
679
00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:52,081
[Sarah] By the way,
congratulations.
680
00:33:53,377 --> 00:33:54,834
[Paul] On what?
681
00:33:54,919 --> 00:33:56,411
Two-nil. Quinn and Dixon.
682
00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,995
Goal in each half.
683
00:33:58,085 --> 00:34:00,918
Top of the League.
Nine games to go.
684
00:34:01,002 --> 00:34:02,993
George Graham sees no reason
685
00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:06,665
why Arsenal shouldn't bring
the title back to Highbury
686
00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:08,743
for the first time in 1 6 years.
687
00:34:08,835 --> 00:34:09,783
1 8 years.
688
00:34:09,877 --> 00:34:11,868
l'm sure he said 1 6.
689
00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,951
Oh, right. Maybe l'm wrong.
690
00:34:14,044 --> 00:34:16,034
Yeah, OK, OK. 1 8. Whatever.
691
00:34:18,169 --> 00:34:20,159
So, when does it all end?
692
00:34:20,252 --> 00:34:21,330
May.
693
00:34:21,419 --> 00:34:24,333
And what happens
then, in the summer?
694
00:34:24,419 --> 00:34:25,911
Just sit in the park
695
00:34:26,002 --> 00:34:29,035
and wait for the fixture
list to come out.
696
00:34:29,127 --> 00:34:31,118
So what about this summer?
697
00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,668
That's a good point.
698
00:34:32,752 --> 00:34:35,785
We might be
in the Charity Shield.
699
00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:38,412
That isn't the point
l was making.
700
00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:43,407
We've been...
seeing each other -
701
00:34:43,502 --> 00:34:45,493
well, we've been
sleeping together
702
00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,078
for six months now.
703
00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:49,159
And we've never even planned
704
00:34:49,252 --> 00:34:50,745
a holiday together.
705
00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:53,371
lt's a miracle
if we plan a weekend
706
00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,918
before Friday afternoon.
707
00:34:55,002 --> 00:34:58,035
And yet you know
what Arsenal are doing
708
00:34:58,127 --> 00:34:59,620
for months in advance.
709
00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:01,701
They produce a fixture list.
710
00:35:01,794 --> 00:35:03,784
Well, l can do that for you.
711
00:35:03,877 --> 00:35:05,334
Give me your diary
712
00:35:05,419 --> 00:35:07,409
and l'll put some dates in it.
713
00:35:07,502 --> 00:35:08,959
Don't be daft.
714
00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:10,501
What's daft about it?
715
00:35:10,585 --> 00:35:13,074
l don't really see
the difference.
716
00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:19,246
How about Saturday,
October the 8th?
717
00:35:19,335 --> 00:35:20,828
Let's go away somewhere.
718
00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,952
l haven't got next season's
fixture list yet.
719
00:35:24,044 --> 00:35:26,615
You know you're seeing
Arsenal next year.
720
00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,459
You can't say whether
you'll be seeing me.
721
00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,534
So what? Everyone's like that.
722
00:35:31,627 --> 00:35:35,158
You know you'll be seeing
your sister next season.
723
00:35:35,252 --> 00:35:36,709
Sisters don't have seasons.
724
00:35:36,794 --> 00:35:37,788
Whatever.
725
00:35:37,877 --> 00:35:40,330
Look, l know where this is going
726
00:35:40,419 --> 00:35:41,911
and you're dead wrong.
727
00:35:42,002 --> 00:35:45,035
l'm capable of commitment
and all that stuff.
728
00:35:45,127 --> 00:35:46,917
lf it doesn't happen with you,
729
00:35:47,002 --> 00:35:48,792
that's because of you, not me.
730
00:35:48,877 --> 00:35:51,828
21 years l've been
going to Arsenal.
731
00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:52,913
21 years.
732
00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:57,244
Paul, l don't know
whether you've noticed
733
00:35:57,335 --> 00:36:00,084
but Arsenal are a football team.
734
00:36:00,169 --> 00:36:02,657
And you think
there's a difference?
735
00:36:02,752 --> 00:36:04,209
Yes, l do.
736
00:36:04,294 --> 00:36:06,829
That shows what
you know about it.
737
00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,826
[TV] '..Will need a fitness test
738
00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,411
'shortly before kick-off.'
739
00:36:13,502 --> 00:36:14,995
That looked like Rocky.
740
00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:17,621
Jo, go back to
the news a minute.
741
00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:19,500
lt's only the local news.
742
00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,825
l know. lt looked like Rocky.
743
00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:23,791
Who looked like Rocky?
744
00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,667
Who the hell is Rocky?
745
00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:28,287
Doesn't matter.
We've missed it now.
746
00:36:31,419 --> 00:36:33,954
that ''Rocky''
is an Arsenal player.
747
00:36:34,044 --> 00:36:35,501
Yeah, David Rocastle.
748
00:36:35,585 --> 00:36:39,117
And how do you know
what he looks like?
749
00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:40,703
Well, l don't know.
750
00:36:40,794 --> 00:36:42,784
lt sinks in after a while.
751
00:36:42,877 --> 00:36:44,370
What else has sunk in?
752
00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:47,707
D'you know where they are
in the Championship Cup
753
00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:49,784
and who their best
goal-hanger is?
754
00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:51,914
l'm not turning into a moron.
755
00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,786
OK, l know they're
top of the League.
756
00:36:54,877 --> 00:36:56,370
That's easy to remember.
757
00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,996
And l know that
Alan ''Smudger'' Smith
758
00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:01,076
has scored most of the goals.
759
00:37:01,169 --> 00:37:02,661
But it doesn't...
760
00:37:02,752 --> 00:37:04,245
l'm going next week.
761
00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:05,283
You're going?
762
00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:06,325
Yeah.
763
00:37:06,419 --> 00:37:07,876
To a football match?
764
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,951
Yeah. l thought l should.
765
00:37:10,044 --> 00:37:11,833
Ooh. l tell you, girl,
766
00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,708
you'd better watch yourself.
767
00:37:13,794 --> 00:37:15,914
Soon after Tim and l split up,
768
00:37:16,002 --> 00:37:17,495
l woke up one morning
769
00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:20,619
and realised l could
remember his batting average
770
00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:22,203
for the previous season.
771
00:37:22,294 --> 00:37:23,952
Harmless enough, isn't it?
772
00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:24,992
No!
773
00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:26,875
lt's all a sinister form
774
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,453
of male manipulation.
775
00:37:28,544 --> 00:37:29,622
Rubbish!
776
00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:31,203
lt's true!
777
00:37:31,294 --> 00:37:32,786
You get colonised.
778
00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:35,412
Your native culture
gets driven out
779
00:37:35,502 --> 00:37:37,493
and it's replaced by stuff
780
00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:39,789
you don't even wanna know about.
781
00:37:39,877 --> 00:37:41,868
They're like
bloody missionaries.
782
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,994
They bore you stupid
until you cave in
783
00:37:45,085 --> 00:37:46,578
then they fuck off!
784
00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:51,159
[Paul imitates Clangers]
785
00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:52,247
Shut up!
786
00:37:53,335 --> 00:37:54,793
Did you get it?
787
00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:58,367
Yes.
788
00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,953
Can l see it?
789
00:38:02,127 --> 00:38:03,620
lt's in me purse.
790
00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,203
Brilliant. Thanks, Mum.
791
00:38:05,294 --> 00:38:08,327
l've got to do
an extra hour tomorrow.
792
00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,409
Left the office at twelve,
793
00:38:10,502 --> 00:38:12,493
l didn't get back till three.
794
00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:15,204
They asked you
what end you wanted?
795
00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:18,126
No. l said, ''One, please''
and they gave me that.
796
00:38:20,002 --> 00:38:21,993
How comes you got a ticket
797
00:38:22,085 --> 00:38:23,578
in the Reading end?
798
00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,659
Had to get it off a tout.
799
00:38:25,752 --> 00:38:27,743
How much did that cost you?
800
00:38:27,835 --> 00:38:28,783
Fiver.
801
00:38:28,877 --> 00:38:30,370
D'you live in lslington?
802
00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,953
Well, near, yeah.
803
00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:34,034
[Man] How near is near?
804
00:38:34,127 --> 00:38:35,703
Place called Maidenhead.
805
00:38:35,794 --> 00:38:36,742
Maidenhead?
806
00:38:36,835 --> 00:38:38,293
Maidenhead in Berkshire?
807
00:38:38,377 --> 00:38:40,202
Two miles down the road?
808
00:38:40,294 --> 00:38:41,786
More like six.
809
00:38:41,877 --> 00:38:43,832
Bit nearer Reading than Arsenal.
810
00:38:43,919 --> 00:38:46,952
You should be
supporting your local team.
811
00:38:47,044 --> 00:38:47,992
Look...
812
00:38:48,085 --> 00:38:49,282
Excuse me.
813
00:38:49,377 --> 00:38:51,119
Just seen someone l know.
814
00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:58,581
And was the ticket
all right, in the end?
815
00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,126
l was standing with a load
816
00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:01,668
of country bumpkins at first.
817
00:39:01,752 --> 00:39:03,743
Then l found Jenkins and them.
818
00:39:03,835 --> 00:39:05,873
So you stood with Jenkins?
819
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,453
What would YOU know?
820
00:39:07,544 --> 00:39:10,411
You must've been sick
when they equalised.
821
00:39:10,502 --> 00:39:11,995
l heard it on the radio.
822
00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:13,578
The place went mad.
823
00:39:13,669 --> 00:39:15,706
Just had to stand and take it.
824
00:39:15,794 --> 00:39:17,417
Good old Pat Rice, though.
825
00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:20,121
- He never scores, Pat Rice.
- First of the season.
826
00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,995
We're good in the Cups,
aren't we?
827
00:39:26,919 --> 00:39:28,411
McNab won't play.
828
00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:30,493
Bertie Mee wouldn't risk him.
829
00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:33,619
How long will it take
to get to Birmingham?
830
00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:35,701
Couple of hours. Maybe three.
831
00:39:35,794 --> 00:39:37,583
But we'll be there by two?
832
00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:38,663
Oh, sure.
833
00:39:41,919 --> 00:39:45,498
How about if we did something
different this afternoon?
834
00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:47,043
How d'you mean?
835
00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:48,620
l thought you might like
836
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:51,412
to meet Jane and
the kids for lunch.
837
00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:53,493
Then maybe take 'em to the zoo
838
00:39:53,585 --> 00:39:55,078
or pictures...somewhere.
839
00:39:56,919 --> 00:39:58,708
They've been over this week
840
00:39:58,794 --> 00:40:00,251
visiting their grandmother.
841
00:40:00,335 --> 00:40:01,828
They'd love to meet you.
842
00:40:01,919 --> 00:40:04,621
You don't mean instead
of the game, do you?
843
00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:06,168
We couldn't do both.
844
00:40:06,252 --> 00:40:09,285
You didn't get
any tickets, did you?
845
00:40:09,377 --> 00:40:11,912
The tickets are
waiting for us there.
846
00:40:12,002 --> 00:40:15,035
So you're telling me
you've got tickets
847
00:40:15,127 --> 00:40:18,575
but you wanna go and see
''The Jungle Book''?
848
00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,250
You're teasing me, aren't you?
849
00:40:22,335 --> 00:40:24,326
We don't have to go to Arsenal
850
00:40:24,419 --> 00:40:26,409
every time l'm in London, do we?
851
00:40:26,502 --> 00:40:29,370
l thought we were
beyond that stage.
852
00:40:31,127 --> 00:40:33,662
We'll never be
beyond that stage.
853
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,994
# Out here in the fields
854
00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:12,076
[Supporters chant]
855
00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:14,159
# l fight for my meals
856
00:41:15,877 --> 00:41:20,001
# l get my back into my living
857
00:41:24,627 --> 00:41:26,618
# l don't need to fight
858
00:41:28,377 --> 00:41:30,368
# To prove l'm right
859
00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:37,036
# l don't need to be forgiven
860
00:41:38,419 --> 00:41:40,409
[Fans chant Arsenal songs]
861
00:42:06,919 --> 00:42:09,952
l thought you said
you'd look after me.
862
00:42:10,044 --> 00:42:13,125
You said you didn't need
looking after.
863
00:42:14,252 --> 00:42:15,709
[Chanting] You're gonna get
864
00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:17,583
your fucking heads kicked in!
865
00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:20,122
Gonna get your fucking heads
kicked in!
866
00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:21,703
[Rowdy shouting]
867
00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:36,043
Fucking jump
for the ball, Niall!
868
00:42:36,127 --> 00:42:37,620
Come on, Arsenal!
869
00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,286
Do you want this or not?
870
00:42:40,919 --> 00:42:42,909
[Announcer]
'Everton nil, Norwich nil.'
871
00:42:43,002 --> 00:42:44,792
You'll get used to it.
872
00:42:44,877 --> 00:42:46,868
l don't wanna get used to it.
873
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,994
What's going on at
the Liverpool/Forest game?
874
00:42:50,085 --> 00:42:51,578
There's trouble or something.
875
00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:53,161
They ain't kicked off yet.
876
00:42:53,252 --> 00:42:55,243
There. Heard about Hillsborough?
877
00:42:55,335 --> 00:42:56,828
This guy was just saying.
878
00:42:56,919 --> 00:42:59,454
Bloke up there reckons
there's people hurt.
879
00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,001
Jesus. What happened?
880
00:43:01,085 --> 00:43:02,080
l dunno.
881
00:43:37,877 --> 00:43:39,370
You all right?
882
00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,918
Yeah, l'm fine.
883
00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:45,158
Arsenal!
884
00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,455
Arsenal!
885
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,247
Arsenal!
886
00:43:51,335 --> 00:43:52,330
Arsenal!
887
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,453
[TV] 'Semi-final
888
00:44:08,544 --> 00:44:11,079
'between Nottingham Forest
and Liverpool
889
00:44:11,169 --> 00:44:13,657
'at the Hillsborough ground
in Sheffield.
890
00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:16,785
'lt's feared that at least
891
00:44:16,877 --> 00:44:18,583
'were crushed to death.
892
00:44:18,669 --> 00:44:21,204
'Hundreds were forced
on to the pitch.'
893
00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:22,786
lt's just so stupid.
894
00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:25,412
'The Liverpool manager,
Kenny Dalglish,
895
00:44:25,502 --> 00:44:28,037
'and his opposite number,
Brian Clough,
896
00:44:28,127 --> 00:44:30,532
'were clearly appalled
by the scenes.
897
00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:33,162
'There's so far
nothing to suggest...'
898
00:44:33,252 --> 00:44:34,200
So stupid.
899
00:44:34,294 --> 00:44:35,834
'..that what happened
900
00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:38,952
'was the result
of violence amongst fans.'
901
00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,828
They must've realised
something like this
902
00:44:41,919 --> 00:44:43,411
was gonna happen one day.
903
00:44:43,502 --> 00:44:45,493
One afternoon on the North Bank
904
00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,043
and you're an expert.
905
00:44:49,419 --> 00:44:50,876
Well, that's it, then.
906
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,908
That's what?
907
00:44:52,002 --> 00:44:54,537
You can't go back now, can you?
908
00:44:54,627 --> 00:44:56,084
'Course we will.
909
00:44:57,752 --> 00:44:59,209
How can you?
910
00:44:59,294 --> 00:45:00,537
Because...
911
00:45:00,627 --> 00:45:02,417
because everyone else will.
912
00:45:02,502 --> 00:45:04,493
Because the game will go on.
913
00:45:04,585 --> 00:45:06,576
They'll even replay this one.
914
00:45:06,669 --> 00:45:08,161
This doesn't change anything.
915
00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,784
l just don't get you.
916
00:45:19,002 --> 00:45:20,792
No, l know you don't.
917
00:45:22,377 --> 00:45:25,410
lt's not just me you don't get.
lt's any of us.
918
00:45:25,502 --> 00:45:26,995
l hope the rest of them
919
00:45:27,085 --> 00:45:29,918
aren't as selfish
and manipulative as you.
920
00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:33,035
What's selfish about
watching a football team?
921
00:45:33,127 --> 00:45:34,917
lt's all selfish, all of it!
922
00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,495
All those stupid stories
923
00:45:36,585 --> 00:45:38,078
about how your mum's cats
924
00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:40,159
are called after great players
925
00:45:40,252 --> 00:45:42,243
and how she drove
through the snow
926
00:45:42,335 --> 00:45:43,828
to get you a Cup ticket.
927
00:45:43,919 --> 00:45:45,708
You stopped seeing your father
928
00:45:45,794 --> 00:45:47,286
when you didn't need him
929
00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,368
to take you
to the games any more.
930
00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:50,953
And we're supposed to understand
931
00:45:51,044 --> 00:45:52,536
because football's football.
932
00:45:52,627 --> 00:45:55,162
When we think of Paul,
we think of Arsenal.
933
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,709
lt makes me sick!
934
00:46:05,877 --> 00:46:07,334
l hated this afternoon.
935
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,918
D'you wanna know why?
936
00:46:12,627 --> 00:46:15,660
Because if you didn't
give a toss about Arsenal,
937
00:46:15,752 --> 00:46:17,245
what are you left with?
938
00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:20,369
You pay �5 to stand
on a lump of concrete.
939
00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:23,542
You can't see anything,
you're not even safe.
940
00:46:23,627 --> 00:46:25,084
And you can't complain
941
00:46:25,169 --> 00:46:28,202
because that would be
letting the lads down.
942
00:46:28,294 --> 00:46:30,829
That'd show
you didn't care enough.
943
00:46:32,127 --> 00:46:34,995
Well, at least
we care about something.
944
00:46:35,085 --> 00:46:38,119
At least we're not in
night after night
945
00:46:38,210 --> 00:46:40,201
worrying about our lesson plans.
946
00:46:40,294 --> 00:46:43,955
Whether a Scale 3
might come up in Bournemouth.
947
00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:47,125
Perhaps one day you'll learn
948
00:46:47,210 --> 00:46:50,244
to care about something
you can't tick.
949
00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:54,788
Thanks.
950
00:47:04,627 --> 00:47:05,622
l'm sorry.
951
00:47:08,377 --> 00:47:10,414
[Front door opens
then closes]
952
00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,494
[Paul] Football
has meant too much to me
953
00:47:23,585 --> 00:47:26,121
and come to represent
too many things.
954
00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:27,751
After a while,
955
00:47:27,835 --> 00:47:30,869
it all gets mixed up
together in your head.
956
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,453
You can't remember whether
957
00:47:32,544 --> 00:47:34,534
life's shit
because Arsenal's shit
958
00:47:34,627 --> 00:47:36,120
or the other way round.
959
00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,746
l've been to watch
far too many games,
960
00:47:38,835 --> 00:47:40,625
spent far too much money.
961
00:47:40,710 --> 00:47:42,203
Fretted about Arsenal
962
00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:43,786
when l should have been
963
00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:45,667
fretting about something else.
964
00:47:45,752 --> 00:47:49,283
l've asked too much
of the people l love.
965
00:47:49,377 --> 00:47:50,918
OK, l accept all that.
966
00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,537
Perhaps it's something
you can't understand
967
00:47:53,627 --> 00:47:55,120
unless you belong.
968
00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,000
But what about this...?
969
00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:58,543
Three minutes to go
970
00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:01,625
and you're two-one up
in a semi-final.
971
00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:04,744
You look around and see
thousands of faces
972
00:48:04,835 --> 00:48:07,371
contorted with fear
and hope and worry.
973
00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:08,953
Everyone lost.
974
00:48:09,044 --> 00:48:11,876
Everything else
gone out of their heads.
975
00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,453
Then the whistle blows
976
00:48:13,544 --> 00:48:15,036
and everyone goes spare.
977
00:48:15,127 --> 00:48:17,118
And just for those few minutes,
978
00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:19,959
you're at the centre
of the whole world.
979
00:48:20,044 --> 00:48:22,579
And the fact
that you care so much,
980
00:48:22,669 --> 00:48:24,458
that the noise you've made
981
00:48:24,544 --> 00:48:27,079
has been such
a crucial part of it,
982
00:48:27,169 --> 00:48:28,958
is what makes it special.
983
00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:31,579
You've been
as important as the players
984
00:48:31,669 --> 00:48:33,659
and if you hadn't been there,
985
00:48:33,752 --> 00:48:36,785
who'd have been bothered
about football, really?
986
00:48:36,877 --> 00:48:38,334
The great thing is,
987
00:48:38,419 --> 00:48:40,409
it comes round again and again.
988
00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:41,995
There's always another season.
989
00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:44,076
lf you lose
the Cup Final in May,
990
00:48:44,169 --> 00:48:48,245
there's the third round
to look forward to in January.
991
00:48:48,335 --> 00:48:49,793
What's wrong with that?
992
00:48:49,877 --> 00:48:51,619
lt's actually pretty comforting
993
00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:53,203
if you think about it.
994
00:48:53,294 --> 00:48:54,786
But every now and then -
995
00:48:54,877 --> 00:48:57,366
not very often, but it happens -
996
00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,451
you catch a glimpse of a world
997
00:48:59,544 --> 00:49:01,534
that doesn't work like that.
998
00:49:01,627 --> 00:49:04,162
A world that doesn't stop in May
999
00:49:04,252 --> 00:49:06,042
and begin again in August.
1000
00:49:06,127 --> 00:49:09,160
There's some stuff
that just never comes back.66173
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