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♪ It's Showtime tonight ♪
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[woman] Previously on
Black Monday.
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Blair layeth down
with my husband,
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Congressman Roger Harris.
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I mean, I do everything at TBD,
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but Blair's too busy getting
the credit to say thanks.
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You know, I'd love
to introduce you to my dad.
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He's always looking
for investment opportunities.
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- Who's your daddy?
- Pastor Newell Swafford.
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Do you share his views?
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[woman] Well,
not his views on Roger.
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Ever since we met,
he hated him.
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This is my dick.
This is not my dick.
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Wayne!
Rubber room, now!
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I need your chunk
of Amerisavings.
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I found Mo.
He is off our books for good.
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[both shouting]
[gunfire]
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- Okay.
- Oh.
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This kinda gets me all
the revenge I need, Keith.
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Now I'm going to Kokomo.
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[reporter] A deadly shoot-out
tore through a busy branch
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of Amerisavings & Loan.
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Stop saying the goddamn name!
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♪♪♪
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[Dawn] Thank you.
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♪♪♪
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- [Alvin] Thank you.
- [Dawn] Mm-hmm.
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- [Dennis] Thank you.
- [Larry] No, no.
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That one's for Lenny.
Sorry.
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Wasn't enough for everyone.
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Okay, let's catch up.
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Three weeks ago,
a violent shoot-out
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took place at a Florida branch
of Amerisavings & Loan,
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which is a joint investment
between Leighman Brothers
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and The TBD Group.
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The shooting left
six people dead,
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one person sort
of a warm slush,
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and the overall
investment worthless.
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Dennis, does that line up
with your notes?
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I had six dead,
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one person essentially
spilled stew,
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and the investment,
"dog shit."
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Updating my notes.
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Now, your client initially
accused my clients
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of engaging in
a secret conspiracy
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to somehow "fuck me again like
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the shit-breathing lie monsters
you are"
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and threatened to trigger
his "Pants on Fire" clause
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which would instantly refund
the Leighman investment
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and bankrupt The TBD Group.
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That's right.
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[Alvin] Thankfully,
cooler heads prevailed
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and a lengthy investigation
concluded that the massacre
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was simply an act of God.
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- Old Testament God.
- Certainly.
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New Testament God
has softened up a little bit.
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Your priorities shift
when you become a dad.
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It's so true.
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Ah, see how easy this is?
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I told you,
with Mo out of the picture,
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we can finally do business
like adults.
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Mm.
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Now, let's clean up
this mess-acre.
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[all laughing]
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Mess-acre!
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Now, I'm working with
my congressional contacts
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to make sure we get
a fat bailout.
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It shouldn't be too hard
to siphon some public
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library funding
to keep us on our feet,
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but my real question is,
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how do we rehab
Amerisavings' image?
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Yes.
Make Amerisavings Great Again.
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I think the real issue here
is guns.
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I think this whole thing
could have been avoided
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if the world just
had more of them.
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- It's rock-solid logic, Larry.
- Yeah, it's true, it's true.
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That's why I'm also
pressuring Congress
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to loosen conceal carry laws
in Florida.
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My pitch:
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while visiting any branch
of Amerisavings & Loan,
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you'll be provided
with a loaded firearm.
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Yeah, I thought of that,
but it's not cost-effective.
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How's that?
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People are gonna steal
those guns
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like they steal pens.
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- [groans]
- Unless...
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[all laughing]
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That's brilliant!
Dawn, with the chain!
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I love it!
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You know,
you are absolutely right.
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With Mo finally gone,
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it has been a pleasure
doing business with you.
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- Aww, thank you.
- Aww, well, thanks.
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[Mo] Yo, yo!
What'd I miss?
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♪♪♪
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Anybody sitting here?
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[Larry] I'm gonna kill him!
I'll shoot him in the head!
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Give me the goddamn gun!
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- [Dawn] Please, Larry!
- Give me the gun!
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[all shouting]
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- Goddamn chain!
- [Dawn] Larry!
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Hey, calm down,
brother fucker.
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I mean, my deepest condolences.
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I can only imagine the pain
of losing my best friend.
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With benefits.
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Fuck, I knew it!
I fucking knew it!
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I knew it, I knew it,
I knew it!
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I knew all you assholes were
still working together
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to fuck me!
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- No!
- You're a snake,
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you're a snake,
and you're a fucking snake!
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- [Dawn] No, wait.
- Eh!
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Mo, what the fuck
are you doing here?
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I swear, Larry,
this is not what it looks like.
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No, Dawn.
You know what it looks like?
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It looks like I'm about
to trigger my--
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what is it again, Dennis?
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- Uh, "Pants on Fire" clause.
- Pants on Fi--really?
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"Pants on Fire"?
That's where we landed?
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- [Dennis] It's not bad.
- Fuck it.
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It doesn't matter.
I'm triggering it.
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You got 12 hours to return
my $20 million.
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- That's it!
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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- Come on, Dennis.
- [all] Larry!
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- Larry!
- [Larry] Fuck you!
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[Mo] Mm,
that was uncomfortable.
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[laughing]
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So, miss me?
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- What in the fuck, Mo?
- I'm back, baby.
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From where?
An unlicensed salon?
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Yeah, before we call 911 to
haul your ass back to prison,
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what's with your look, bro?
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You look like
a polluted waterfall.
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I will have you know this
is a very popular hairstyle.
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You look like you got
reverse electrocuted.
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Don't try to play along, Alvin.
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[Mo] You wanna talk about hair,
Dawn?
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I saw your little spread
in the Journal .
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Very bush league.
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As in your bush is in
a league of its own.
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Professional.
[laughing]
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- Fuck you!
- Okay, fuck this.
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- You're going back to prison.
- Again!
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Okay, well,
before you call the cops,
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you may wanna check out
my little article.
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♪♪♪
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How the fuck did you get off?
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Well,
A, Blair,
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Black Monday didn't have
anything to do with me.
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That was y'all,
and B,
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yeah, I cut Jammer loose.
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To save your life,
by the way.
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You're welcome.
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Which is why cops
ruled it self-defense.
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[Mo] Dawn should have
warned you, Blair.
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It may take me a while,
but I always get off.
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Eww.
The fuck are you doing here?
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What happened to all that shit
you were talking about,
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wanting to leave the game?
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Eh, changed my mind.
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I thought you said
you handled him.
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I thought I handled him!
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What are we working with here?
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- Cherry.
- Ooh!
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- You mind if I get involved?
- No objection.
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You fucked us, Mo!
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Larry is never gonna believe
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we weren't secretly
working together
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to screw him over.
He's gonna ruin us.
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No, it's okay.
You know what?
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Bankruptcy,
it's--it's not that bad.
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[Dawn] We'll restructure
our debt
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and we'll come out
even stronger.
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It'll be a bumpy ride,
but you know,
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every great company has
a couple of chapter 11s
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- under their belt.
- Shut the fuck up real quick.
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- Whoa, what?
- Whoa, whoa.
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[Blair] What if we just raise
enough money
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to pay back the Leighman,
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then raise enough money
to pay off the investors
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we got the money from
to pay off the Leighman?
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Then raise enough money
to pay off the investors
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we got the money from
to pay off the investors
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we got the money from
to pay off the Leighman.
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That's literally
a Ponzi scheme.
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No, no, no, no, no.
It's a buying time scheme,
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and it's not a scheme.
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It's a plan to stay afloat
until I have my next big idea.
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Wow, he really is a Wiz
of Wall Street.
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[Dawn] You fucking too?
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Black Monday was my idea.
My idea!
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One of you is describing
literal fraud,
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and the other
is demanding credit
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for global financial terrorism.
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As your attorney,
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I have to advise you that
I will be plugging my ears
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for the remainder
of this conversation.
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- Smart play, Alvin.
- [Dawn] Thank you.
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- You're welcome.
- [Dawn] Look.
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Blair, all right?
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Let's do the smart thing here.
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Bankruptcy is a hiccup,
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but if we get sucked into
a major fraud,
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we're gonna lose everything.
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[Dawn] Plus it's wrong.
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Haven't you felt a little
guilty since the crash?
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No.
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We destroyed so many lives,
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not to mention
the two that we ended.
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[Mo] I heard about three
or four suicides that day,
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so you can take credit
for those, too,
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you fucking serial killers.
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[both] The fuck
are you doing here?
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I need a goddamn job, okay?
I'm broke.
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I gave you $800,000
a month ago!
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- Yeah, I'm a spender.
- Whoa, whoa.
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You gave him 800k
of company money?
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The Leighman wouldn't do
the bank deal
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unless we bought Mo out.
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What happened to partners
telling partners everything?
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Ooh, trouble in paradise.
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You know,
once the lying starts,
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it's really hard--
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[both] Sit the fuck down!
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All due, Dawn,
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our biggest asset right now
is my rep,
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so let's not ruin it.
Let's use it.
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Every investor on the street's
on my jock.
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20 mil will be a breeze.
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Blair,
Ponzi scheme always ends badly.
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[Blair] Not a Ponzi.
Not a scheme.
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We're just gonna take
a couple million dollars
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from a select group
of my groupies
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and pay the Leighman off
by dinner,
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and then you and I can get back
to brainstorming
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our next big idea.
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But not tonight because Roger
and I have backstage
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at Springsteen.
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And next week I have jury duty.
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[scoffs]
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For the Sundance
Film Festival.
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But as soon as I'm back
in town,
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we are cracking those books,
babe.
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You know what?
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I know I don't have
a vote here,
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but Blair's really making
a strong pitch.
253
00:07:40,303 --> 00:07:41,303
Thank you,
and fuck you.
254
00:07:41,387 --> 00:07:42,428
Got it.
255
00:07:42,512 --> 00:07:44,345
Blair, what happens
when that 20 runs out?
256
00:07:44,428 --> 00:07:45,970
This is gonna catch up to us
257
00:07:46,053 --> 00:07:47,345
and we're gonna ruin both
of our reps.
258
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We are doing this!
259
00:07:49,804 --> 00:07:52,220
Sorry.
Little 'roid rage.
260
00:07:52,303 --> 00:07:53,762
[clearing throat]
261
00:07:53,845 --> 00:07:55,595
But I just feel
very strongly about this.
262
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♪ tense music ♪
263
00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,637
♪♪♪
264
00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:01,762
Okay.
Okay, I'm sorry.
265
00:08:01,845 --> 00:08:03,929
I just got a little ditzy.
266
00:08:04,011 --> 00:08:05,345
- [laughs]
- [Dawn] Yeah.
267
00:08:05,428 --> 00:08:06,428
Let's do your plan,
268
00:08:06,512 --> 00:08:08,095
but maybe since
we only have 12 hours,
269
00:08:08,178 --> 00:08:09,679
instead of getting
a little cash
270
00:08:09,762 --> 00:08:10,720
from a lot of different people,
271
00:08:10,804 --> 00:08:12,261
we just get it
from one big whale.
272
00:08:12,345 --> 00:08:14,303
And I have the perfect whale.
273
00:08:14,387 --> 00:08:16,136
Pastor Newell Swafford.
274
00:08:16,220 --> 00:08:18,095
No, no, no, no.
We can't, we can't.
275
00:08:18,178 --> 00:08:19,679
[Dawn] His network--
Honor God Television--
276
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is legally a church.
277
00:08:20,929 --> 00:08:23,595
That means they've got tons
of tax-exempt cash
278
00:08:23,679 --> 00:08:25,595
just waiting with not
enough places to stash it.
279
00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,762
- HGTV is legally a church?
- Yes.
280
00:08:27,845 --> 00:08:30,261
It started as a TV network
but was officially granted
281
00:08:30,345 --> 00:08:31,679
church status,
282
00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,637
the same way Scientology
started off as a cruise line
283
00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:35,762
and the Mormons started
as a name tag company.
284
00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:39,261
Newell lives in a jet.
285
00:08:39,345 --> 00:08:41,553
In the air, okay?
286
00:08:41,637 --> 00:08:43,470
He only lands to refuel
287
00:08:43,553 --> 00:08:45,095
and cut the ribbon
on Hobby Lobby openings.
288
00:08:45,178 --> 00:08:46,970
Yeah, but he's also Roger's
father-in-law.
289
00:08:47,053 --> 00:08:49,303
I don't have to explain to you
that this complicates things.
290
00:08:49,387 --> 00:08:50,637
I think it simplifies things.
291
00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:52,387
I've got a rec
from his daughter.
292
00:08:52,470 --> 00:08:54,679
You've got a super
close relationship
293
00:08:54,762 --> 00:08:56,261
with the son-in-law,
who he loves,
294
00:08:56,345 --> 00:08:57,553
according to Corkie.
295
00:08:57,637 --> 00:08:59,428
We've got the fundamentals
and the personals.
296
00:08:59,512 --> 00:09:00,929
Forget about it!
297
00:09:01,011 --> 00:09:04,970
We might even get 40 million.
What do you think?
298
00:09:05,053 --> 00:09:06,220
I think we have
a plane to catch.
299
00:09:06,303 --> 00:09:08,178
- Yes!
- [laughing]
300
00:09:08,261 --> 00:09:10,512
Man, I love it when
a plan comes together.
301
00:09:10,595 --> 00:09:12,512
Hey, Dawn,
check this out.
302
00:09:12,595 --> 00:09:14,178
- [Mo] Twins.
- [Dawn] Fuck you, Mo.
303
00:09:14,261 --> 00:09:15,220
Okay, what about the job?
304
00:09:15,303 --> 00:09:17,261
Is that a--is that
a no-go for Mo-Mo?
305
00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:20,845
I take it you heard all
of that.
306
00:09:20,929 --> 00:09:23,804
Well, the important thing
is that I tried not to.
307
00:09:23,887 --> 00:09:25,345
You're a class act, Alvin.
308
00:09:25,428 --> 00:09:28,345
♪ upbeat music ♪
309
00:09:28,428 --> 00:09:30,762
[phone beeping]
310
00:09:30,845 --> 00:09:32,178
♪♪♪
311
00:09:32,261 --> 00:09:33,512
Yeah, it's me.
I'm in.
312
00:09:33,595 --> 00:09:34,637
Listen.
313
00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:36,303
Meet me at TBD
at 9:00 o'clock tonight.
314
00:09:36,387 --> 00:09:37,553
All right?
And wear something nice.
315
00:09:37,637 --> 00:09:40,720
♪♪♪
316
00:09:41,387 --> 00:09:43,136
[gate buzzing]
317
00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,512
[indistinct chatter]
318
00:09:44,595 --> 00:09:45,720
[man] Transfer.
319
00:09:45,804 --> 00:09:47,929
♪ dramatic music ♪
320
00:09:48,011 --> 00:09:49,804
- What's this?
- Fuck you, baldy.
321
00:09:49,887 --> 00:09:51,595
Hah, eat shit,
white boy.
322
00:09:51,679 --> 00:09:53,804
- Nice mustache, bitch.
- Come on.
323
00:09:53,887 --> 00:09:56,595
- Open up.
- [buzzing]
324
00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:58,470
All right.
325
00:09:58,553 --> 00:10:00,595
You don't belong
with those criminals.
326
00:10:00,679 --> 00:10:04,178
You belong in here with these
folks because you're white.
327
00:10:04,261 --> 00:10:05,387
- What?
- Collar.
328
00:10:05,470 --> 00:10:08,720
Here's a welcome bag
and a key to your cell.
329
00:10:08,804 --> 00:10:11,512
Wh-what is this place?
330
00:10:11,595 --> 00:10:13,136
I could tell you,
331
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,387
but it would sound a heck
of a lot sweeter
332
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:18,428
coming from Club Fed's very own
a capella group
333
00:10:18,512 --> 00:10:20,804
made up of the best
Yale Wiffenpoofs
334
00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:22,553
and Harvard Hasty
Pudding singers
335
00:10:22,637 --> 00:10:24,178
money can't buy out of prison--
336
00:10:24,261 --> 00:10:26,512
The Jailbirds!
Boys?
337
00:10:26,595 --> 00:10:27,637
[pitch pipe blows]
338
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,720
[all singing]
339
00:11:09,595 --> 00:11:10,887
And fressed?
340
00:11:10,970 --> 00:11:12,845
[all singing]
♪ Yes ♪
341
00:11:22,261 --> 00:11:23,804
[all] ♪ Ah ♪
342
00:11:32,428 --> 00:11:33,428
Collar, right?
343
00:11:33,512 --> 00:11:34,762
Yeah, sure, whatever.
344
00:11:34,845 --> 00:11:37,178
Hey, tell him about
the activities.
345
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:46,804
How is this allowed?
346
00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:37,053
Collar!
347
00:12:37,136 --> 00:12:38,345
- Yeah, yeah, sure.
- Sure.
348
00:12:38,428 --> 00:12:39,095
- Okay.
- Right.
349
00:12:39,178 --> 00:12:39,929
- Whatever.
- Yeah.
350
00:12:40,011 --> 00:12:41,428
[clears throat]
351
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:44,553
Um, just down the hall?
352
00:12:44,637 --> 00:12:46,345
[Blair] Wow, look at this.
353
00:12:46,428 --> 00:12:48,136
- Hi.
- Hello there.
354
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:50,220
Ooh, I've only skimmed
the Bible,
355
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:52,553
but I am pretty sure this
is exactly what our Lord
356
00:12:52,637 --> 00:12:53,929
and Savior would have wanted.
357
00:12:54,011 --> 00:12:56,345
Yeah, he did seem like
a private jet kind of guy.
358
00:12:56,428 --> 00:12:58,387
Are you sure
I shouldn't call Roger?
359
00:12:58,470 --> 00:12:59,887
Yes, I'm sure.
360
00:12:59,970 --> 00:13:02,512
Honestly, it sounds more
suspicious if you ask.
361
00:13:02,595 --> 00:13:03,970
And come on,
362
00:13:04,053 --> 00:13:05,428
you promised that you wouldn't
let a little dick get
363
00:13:05,512 --> 00:13:06,929
in the way of big business.
364
00:13:07,011 --> 00:13:08,387
Well, it isn't little.
365
00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,679
It's not gigantic.
366
00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:12,261
What I'm saying is it's
a normal adult-sized penis.
367
00:13:12,345 --> 00:13:13,428
Hmm.
Okay.
368
00:13:13,512 --> 00:13:15,970
Now, Corkie already talked
to him, all right?
369
00:13:16,053 --> 00:13:20,345
And Newell cannot wait to meet
the Wiz of Wall Street.
370
00:13:20,428 --> 00:13:21,720
- That's me.
- Yeah.
371
00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:23,720
That's why I took the pause
and then pointed at you.
372
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:24,804
- Thank you.
- All right.
373
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,136
Now I'm gonna lay out
the numbers and you--
374
00:13:26,220 --> 00:13:27,679
I will tell him how close
I am with Roger.
375
00:13:27,762 --> 00:13:28,720
Exactly.
376
00:13:28,804 --> 00:13:30,470
[both] Forget about it!
377
00:13:30,553 --> 00:13:31,887
I'll get right on that, sir.
378
00:13:31,970 --> 00:13:33,804
- Oh, Governor.
- Blair!
379
00:13:33,887 --> 00:13:35,553
- Hi.
- Regina?
380
00:13:35,637 --> 00:13:37,720
I loved last week's 227.
381
00:13:37,804 --> 00:13:38,887
Although I wish that Mary
and Lester
382
00:13:38,970 --> 00:13:40,679
would relax their dating rules
383
00:13:40,762 --> 00:13:42,387
so Brenda and Calvin
can get it on.
384
00:13:42,470 --> 00:13:44,261
[laughing]
Wow.
385
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:46,345
Well, thank you so much
for watching, Governor.
386
00:13:47,929 --> 00:13:49,178
- Yikes.
- I mean,
387
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:51,679
can you guys really
not tell us apart?
388
00:13:51,762 --> 00:13:53,178
No.
389
00:13:53,261 --> 00:13:55,428
- [groans]
- Okay.
390
00:13:55,512 --> 00:13:57,970
Welcome to Air Prayer.
391
00:13:58,053 --> 00:13:59,887
Amen.
An honor to be here.
392
00:13:59,970 --> 00:14:02,095
- The lady in red.
- Yes.
393
00:14:02,178 --> 00:14:05,303
You know, red is Satan's
favorite color.
394
00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:12,053
[Mo] I can't believe I'm back.
395
00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,178
I mean, there was a time when
this life was all I ever wanted
396
00:14:16,261 --> 00:14:18,804
but I wasn't happy.
I mean,
397
00:14:18,887 --> 00:14:20,845
I was happier
when I had nothing.
398
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:22,679
So of course I come back,
right?
399
00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:25,220
'Cause that's what I do.
400
00:14:25,303 --> 00:14:26,970
♪ dramatic music ♪
401
00:14:27,053 --> 00:14:29,970
It reminds me of this recurring
dream I had when I was little
402
00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:32,428
where I get adopted
by this perfect family
403
00:14:32,512 --> 00:14:36,261
and get dropped off
in this perfect house
404
00:14:36,345 --> 00:14:39,303
and--and I go inside,
and it's identical
405
00:14:39,387 --> 00:14:42,303
to my broke-ass boys home,
you know?
406
00:14:42,387 --> 00:14:44,011
And I turn around,
try to get out of there,
407
00:14:44,095 --> 00:14:45,720
but there's no fucking doors.
I'm trapped.
408
00:14:45,804 --> 00:14:47,637
♪♪♪
409
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,053
And then I get super molested.
410
00:14:50,136 --> 00:14:52,553
And I don't mean the choice,
like, between soup or molested.
411
00:14:52,637 --> 00:14:54,011
I'm saying super molested,
you know?
412
00:14:54,095 --> 00:14:55,929
Like, it's a prixe fixe menu
and that's the only thing
413
00:14:56,011 --> 00:14:57,261
on there,
is molested.
414
00:14:57,345 --> 00:14:59,595
♪♪♪
415
00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:01,011
I just wanna go to Kokomo.
416
00:15:01,095 --> 00:15:04,387
♪♪♪
417
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:06,387
Sorry, so you do want
your old suite,
418
00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:07,512
or you don't?
419
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:11,136
Also, you know that Kokomo's
not a real place, right?
420
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,178
Yeah, yeah,
give me the suite.
421
00:15:13,261 --> 00:15:16,512
I just wanted to make sure
the new chaise was comfortable.
422
00:15:16,595 --> 00:15:17,637
Good talk though, right?
423
00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:19,303
How do you plan to pay
for the suite, sir?
424
00:15:19,387 --> 00:15:22,679
Because I read that you sort of
lost everything.
425
00:15:22,762 --> 00:15:23,637
- [laughs]
- No offense.
426
00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:25,762
Nah, I did.
But guess what?
427
00:15:25,845 --> 00:15:27,679
Money is no object,
motherfucker.
428
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:30,512
Oh.
Uh, well, welcome back, sir.
429
00:15:30,595 --> 00:15:31,553
Thank you.
430
00:15:32,804 --> 00:15:35,970
Ah, love it up here.
431
00:15:36,053 --> 00:15:38,220
You know why I spend all
my time in the sky?
432
00:15:38,303 --> 00:15:39,387
To be closer to God?
433
00:15:39,470 --> 00:15:41,720
- And farther from AIDS.
- Okay.
434
00:15:41,804 --> 00:15:43,929
Now, normally I would not take
435
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,011
a meeting pitched
by a secretary,
436
00:15:46,095 --> 00:15:48,261
but my daughter insisted,
437
00:15:48,345 --> 00:15:50,428
and as a long-time
Jet subscriber...
438
00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:51,720
Aww.
439
00:15:51,804 --> 00:15:53,136
I've just been dying
to meet this cover boy.
440
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:55,011
- Do you mind?
- Not at all.
441
00:15:55,095 --> 00:15:56,804
Like I said, uh, actually,
442
00:15:56,887 --> 00:15:58,720
I'm not Blair's secretary.
443
00:15:58,804 --> 00:16:00,637
Well, you can't be his wife.
444
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:03,553
Because you're--
445
00:16:03,637 --> 00:16:05,178
His business partner.
446
00:16:05,261 --> 00:16:07,762
[laughs]
Anyways, The TBD group is--
447
00:16:07,845 --> 00:16:09,095
Would someone like a beverage?
448
00:16:09,178 --> 00:16:10,929
- Uh, a gin and tonic.
- Sure, Bloody Mary.
449
00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,929
- Would be great.
- All we have is ginger ale.
450
00:16:13,011 --> 00:16:15,011
The wine of the sky.
451
00:16:15,095 --> 00:16:16,679
- [laughs]
- [Newell] Lynette!
452
00:16:16,762 --> 00:16:17,970
Three ginger ales!
453
00:16:18,053 --> 00:16:19,970
- [PA system beeps]
- [Lynette] Yes, Pastor.
454
00:16:20,053 --> 00:16:22,220
- Okay, I will be brief.
- Good.
455
00:16:22,303 --> 00:16:24,261
[Dawn laughs]
We're the only firm
456
00:16:24,345 --> 00:16:27,011
that actually made a profit
on Black Monday
457
00:16:27,095 --> 00:16:28,345
because we predicted it.
458
00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:29,553
You did?
459
00:16:29,637 --> 00:16:32,053
We can grow HGTV's money
in good times
460
00:16:32,136 --> 00:16:33,053
and in bad times.
461
00:16:33,136 --> 00:16:37,428
With us it is either feast
or feast.
462
00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:41,512
[snickering]
463
00:16:41,595 --> 00:16:44,428
Feast or fea--
I'm gonna write that down!
464
00:16:44,512 --> 00:16:45,887
[laughing]
465
00:16:45,970 --> 00:16:47,428
But it's not just about
the money.
466
00:16:47,512 --> 00:16:49,720
Uh, our clients
are like our family
467
00:16:49,804 --> 00:16:51,387
and speaking of family,
Blair.
468
00:16:51,470 --> 00:16:53,720
Family: the only people
you can trust...
469
00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:56,220
- [Dawn] Mm, mm.
- ...are the people they trust.
470
00:16:56,303 --> 00:16:59,053
For example, recently
I had the privilege of--
471
00:16:59,136 --> 00:17:00,345
[turbulence clattering]
[all shouting]
472
00:17:00,428 --> 00:17:01,553
- Okay.
- [shouts]
473
00:17:01,637 --> 00:17:04,095
All right, Lynette,
get ahold of this plane!
474
00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:07,178
That's right,
Lynette is also our pilot.
475
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:09,303
If you'll excuse me.
476
00:17:09,387 --> 00:17:10,845
[Newell] Lynette,
where are you?
477
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,136
Jesus.
478
00:17:12,220 --> 00:17:14,553
[man] Tryouts for
the dressage tournament
479
00:17:14,637 --> 00:17:16,637
will be starting
in the equestrian center
480
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,804
in ten minutes.
481
00:17:17,887 --> 00:17:19,095
Hey, bud.
What you reading?
482
00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:21,720
Oh, nudie magazine hidden
in a novel.
483
00:17:21,804 --> 00:17:23,053
[Dandleton] Ah, the classics.
484
00:17:23,136 --> 00:17:25,428
Gather your things.
You're getting out of here.
485
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,095
- Early release.
- [Keith] Already?
486
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,387
[Dandleton] You've learned
your lesson,
487
00:17:28,470 --> 00:17:31,011
and we've gotta make room
for all the new prisoners
488
00:17:31,095 --> 00:17:34,095
now that Congress passed
that three strikes law.
489
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,095
Seems pretty racist to me,
490
00:17:36,178 --> 00:17:37,804
and I am a huge racist.
491
00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:39,845
So that's it?
I'm just free?
492
00:17:39,929 --> 00:17:41,845
Not completely free.
493
00:17:41,929 --> 00:17:43,512
You're on work release.
494
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,720
Work?
495
00:17:44,804 --> 00:17:45,804
For who?
496
00:17:45,887 --> 00:17:47,345
[gate buzzing]
497
00:17:47,428 --> 00:17:50,261
♪ tense music ♪
498
00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:54,053
♪♪♪
499
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,428
- Larry Leighman?
- Hello, Keith.
500
00:17:56,512 --> 00:17:57,887
I was in the neighborhood.
501
00:17:57,970 --> 00:17:59,220
I thought I'd swing by and, uh,
502
00:17:59,303 --> 00:18:00,970
see if you enjoyed your stay
at my prison.
503
00:18:01,053 --> 00:18:02,679
- Your prison?
- Oh, yeah.
504
00:18:02,762 --> 00:18:04,929
The private priz biz
is a-boomin'.
505
00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:06,261
Three strikes?
506
00:18:06,345 --> 00:18:08,553
More like grand slam,
thank you, Uncle Sam.
507
00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:09,929
[laughs]
508
00:18:10,011 --> 00:18:11,428
You look confused.
509
00:18:11,512 --> 00:18:13,303
How do you think you
got released so quickly?
510
00:18:13,387 --> 00:18:15,387
Uh, work released.
511
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:17,387
- So I'm working for you now.
- That's right.
512
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:18,929
You're working for me.
513
00:18:19,011 --> 00:18:20,220
What do you want?
514
00:18:20,303 --> 00:18:22,804
Just your help fucking Mo
and The TBD Group so hard
515
00:18:22,887 --> 00:18:25,637
that they'll beg for death.
516
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,970
[Keith exhales]
517
00:18:27,053 --> 00:18:30,053
Fine, but only if you give me
something I want.
518
00:18:30,136 --> 00:18:32,220
Ooh, and what's that,
Keith?
519
00:18:32,303 --> 00:18:34,595
Just your help fucking Mo
and The TBD Group
520
00:18:34,679 --> 00:18:37,053
so hard that they'll beg
for death.
521
00:18:37,136 --> 00:18:39,553
[laughs]
Get in.
522
00:18:39,637 --> 00:18:40,929
All right.
523
00:18:41,011 --> 00:18:42,095
[Larry] No, not this side.
Walk around the car.
524
00:18:42,178 --> 00:18:43,053
- [Keith] Slide over.
- [Larry] No.
525
00:18:43,136 --> 00:18:44,387
I'm not gonna move over.
526
00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:45,804
Just walk around the car
and sit in the empty seat.
527
00:18:45,887 --> 00:18:47,178
All right, fine.
528
00:18:47,261 --> 00:18:49,136
That's the stupidest fucking
thing I ever heard of.
529
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:54,679
[all] Mmm.
530
00:18:54,762 --> 00:18:56,095
Now, where were we?
531
00:18:56,178 --> 00:18:58,929
I believe Blair, uh,
was talking about
532
00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:00,220
his personal connection to--
533
00:19:00,303 --> 00:19:01,095
[Newell] God?
534
00:19:01,178 --> 00:19:03,261
You a God-fearing man, Blair?
535
00:19:05,428 --> 00:19:07,845
The rich will rule over
the poor
536
00:19:07,929 --> 00:19:10,178
and the borrower--
I guess that's us--
537
00:19:10,261 --> 00:19:12,428
is servant to the lender.
538
00:19:12,512 --> 00:19:14,679
It's Proverbs 22:7.
539
00:19:14,762 --> 00:19:17,303
- I grew up real churchy.
- Don't say another word.
540
00:19:17,387 --> 00:19:20,845
You know the numbers
and the book of Numbers.
541
00:19:20,929 --> 00:19:22,428
From this moment forward,
542
00:19:22,512 --> 00:19:27,095
the Wizard of Wall Street shall
now act as my grand vizier.
543
00:19:27,178 --> 00:19:28,011
- Great.
- But--
544
00:19:28,095 --> 00:19:29,929
You will be my Grand Wizard.
545
00:19:30,011 --> 00:19:31,095
That didn't feel right.
546
00:19:31,178 --> 00:19:33,720
And you will be
minor-ly involved.
547
00:19:33,804 --> 00:19:35,929
Well, great.
With that settled,
548
00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:37,553
I'm gonna use the lavatory.
549
00:19:37,637 --> 00:19:38,887
I had a little
too much sky wine.
550
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,136
[both laughing]
551
00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:41,470
[Newell] Second door
on the left.
552
00:19:41,553 --> 00:19:42,845
Just lift the seat up
in the confessional.
553
00:19:42,929 --> 00:19:44,095
Okay.
554
00:19:44,178 --> 00:19:45,970
Oh, wow, this is great.
555
00:19:46,053 --> 00:19:47,303
- Isn't it, though?
- [Dawn] Yeah.
556
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,637
I'll tell you who's gonna
be thrilled about this.
557
00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:50,095
- Who?
- [Dawn] Your son-in-law.
558
00:19:50,178 --> 00:19:52,095
Mm-hmm, the congressman
and Blair
559
00:19:52,178 --> 00:19:54,345
are very,
very tight.
560
00:19:55,095 --> 00:19:56,553
You don't say, sweetheart?
561
00:19:56,637 --> 00:19:58,011
Very.
562
00:19:58,095 --> 00:19:58,970
Very?
563
00:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,261
Very, very.
564
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:03,303
♪ tense music ♪
565
00:20:03,387 --> 00:20:04,679
[Wayne] Hey, thanks
for coming to meet me.
566
00:20:04,762 --> 00:20:06,053
[man] Oh, thank you.
I'm glad you called.
567
00:20:06,136 --> 00:20:07,303
And I'm glad you're back.
568
00:20:07,387 --> 00:20:09,387
Look, I'm sorry I had you sent
to the rubber room,
569
00:20:09,470 --> 00:20:11,136
but hopefully
it helped somehow.
570
00:20:11,220 --> 00:20:13,553
- What was it like in there?
- It was great.
571
00:20:13,637 --> 00:20:15,136
It-it brought me a lot
of clarity,
572
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:16,595
so thank you.
573
00:20:16,679 --> 00:20:18,970
That sounds like a mislead
if I have ever heard one.
574
00:20:19,053 --> 00:20:20,720
- But--
- [all speaking at once]
575
00:20:20,804 --> 00:20:23,011
I was right.
576
00:20:23,095 --> 00:20:24,595
Being punished
for offending women
577
00:20:24,679 --> 00:20:28,095
made me realize what
the world really needs.
578
00:20:28,178 --> 00:20:31,303
A safe space just for men.
579
00:20:31,387 --> 00:20:33,762
[Wayne] Where boys could
still be boys.
580
00:20:33,845 --> 00:20:37,011
A place where women
aren't welcome.
581
00:20:37,095 --> 00:20:39,553
You mean like a country club?
582
00:20:39,637 --> 00:20:42,387
Or the board room
of a Fortune 500 company?
583
00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:44,095
The executive branch
of the government,
584
00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:47,011
a TV writers' room,
most Arab nations,
585
00:20:47,095 --> 00:20:48,303
and the Senate floor in pants?
586
00:20:48,387 --> 00:20:49,512
Did you know that
is the law?
587
00:20:49,595 --> 00:20:52,178
Women cannot be on
the Senate floor in pants!
588
00:20:52,261 --> 00:20:53,929
Bro,
if chicks can be feminists,
589
00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:55,178
why can't men be meninists?
590
00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:57,845
Bro, if another dude joins
this organization,
591
00:20:57,929 --> 00:21:00,095
do you have to change the name
to Just 5 Men?
592
00:21:00,178 --> 00:21:03,345
Laugh now, but I put fliers
all over town.
593
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:05,261
I've taken ads in all
the major newspapers.
594
00:21:05,345 --> 00:21:06,762
When word gets out
about Just 4 Men--
595
00:21:06,845 --> 00:21:07,720
Word is out!
596
00:21:07,804 --> 00:21:10,720
Have you never heard
of Just F-O-R Men?
597
00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:12,970
Wait, are you saying there's
already a group
598
00:21:13,053 --> 00:21:14,512
of like-minded meninists?
599
00:21:14,595 --> 00:21:15,595
That's not a word.
600
00:21:15,679 --> 00:21:16,929
Trying to topple
the matriarchy?
601
00:21:17,011 --> 00:21:18,637
- [man] That's not a thing.
- That's great, man.
602
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:20,512
[Wayne] So, you ready to join?
603
00:21:20,595 --> 00:21:22,303
Dues are $1500 a week.
604
00:21:22,387 --> 00:21:24,053
I way overdid it
with merch and marketing.
605
00:21:24,136 --> 00:21:28,887
Wayne, I love you, buddy,
but you are lost.
606
00:21:32,553 --> 00:21:34,679
Y'all clear this shit up
before Dawn gets here
607
00:21:34,762 --> 00:21:36,720
or it's gonna be
Just 4 Corpses.
608
00:21:38,011 --> 00:21:39,261
[door closes]
609
00:21:39,345 --> 00:21:41,470
[laughs]
What'd I miss?
610
00:21:41,553 --> 00:21:44,095
- Your girl here--
- Business partner.
611
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,053
She was saying
that you're familiar
612
00:21:46,136 --> 00:21:47,345
with my daughter's husband.
613
00:21:47,428 --> 00:21:49,220
Yes, he's a great man.
614
00:21:49,303 --> 00:21:50,470
I haven't known him for long,
615
00:21:50,553 --> 00:21:52,428
but we've gotten to know
each other very well.
616
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:53,887
Inside and out.
617
00:21:53,970 --> 00:21:57,261
And that close relationship
is another reason
618
00:21:57,345 --> 00:22:01,887
why HGTV should trust TBD
to handle their trust ASAP.
619
00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:04,804
- [laughing]
- Or not.
620
00:22:06,053 --> 00:22:09,804
So you're the boy that Roger's
been golfing with recently.orry?
621
00:22:09,887 --> 00:22:11,261
That's me.
622
00:22:11,345 --> 00:22:13,345
I'm sorry, but I'm
gonna have to pass.
623
00:22:13,428 --> 00:22:15,428
Lynette, land the plane!
624
00:22:15,512 --> 00:22:17,345
[jet engine roaring]
625
00:22:17,428 --> 00:22:19,178
[Newell] Lynette!
626
00:22:19,261 --> 00:22:22,095
♪ Billy Ocean's Get Outta My
Dreams, Get Into My Car ♪
627
00:22:22,178 --> 00:22:23,136
♪♪♪
628
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:26,011
- [man] You ready, boss?
- Let's go.
629
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:29,053
[razor buzzing]
630
00:22:29,136 --> 00:22:33,220
♪♪♪
631
00:22:33,303 --> 00:22:35,637
Your measurements are
completely different now.
632
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,512
Well, you know, a lot's changed
since I stopped doing coke.
633
00:22:37,595 --> 00:22:39,804
- And what about Kyle 2?
- Well, he's a robot,
634
00:22:39,887 --> 00:22:41,387
so his weight
doesn't fluctuate.
635
00:22:41,470 --> 00:22:43,178
I meant do you want
suits for him?
636
00:22:43,261 --> 00:22:44,804
He's a robot.
637
00:22:44,887 --> 00:22:46,303
Of course.
638
00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:49,470
♪ ...my door,
what's the score ♪
639
00:22:49,553 --> 00:22:52,011
[Mo] Remember,
money's no object.
640
00:22:52,095 --> 00:22:53,804
[clicks tongue]
You're gonna look great, K2.
641
00:22:53,887 --> 00:22:57,470
♪ Hey Cinderella
step in your shoe ♪
642
00:22:57,553 --> 00:23:01,136
♪ I'll be your nonstop lover ♪
643
00:23:01,220 --> 00:23:02,595
♪ Get it while you can ♪
644
00:23:02,679 --> 00:23:05,470
♪ Your nonstop miracle ♪
645
00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:07,595
♪ I'm your man ♪
646
00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,178
♪ Get out of my dreams ♪
647
00:23:10,261 --> 00:23:11,970
♪♪♪
648
00:23:12,053 --> 00:23:14,178
♪ Get into my car ♪
649
00:23:14,261 --> 00:23:16,136
♪♪♪
650
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,095
♪ Get out of my,
get out of my ♪
651
00:23:19,178 --> 00:23:21,929
[car engine rattling]
652
00:23:28,261 --> 00:23:32,011
♪ Get out of my dreams,
get in the back seat baby ♪
653
00:23:32,095 --> 00:23:34,220
♪ Get into my car ♪
654
00:23:34,303 --> 00:23:35,553
♪ Beep, beep yeah ♪
655
00:23:35,637 --> 00:23:37,178
- [elevator dings]
- I can't figure it out.
656
00:23:37,261 --> 00:23:38,845
- We had him.
- I know.
657
00:23:38,929 --> 00:23:39,845
I know.
658
00:23:39,929 --> 00:23:41,136
I really thought bringing up
his son-in-law
659
00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,637
would have sealed the deal.
660
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,929
Well, we're out of options.
Maybe you're right, Dawn.
661
00:23:44,011 --> 00:23:45,387
Maybe bankruptcy
is the safest move.
662
00:23:45,470 --> 00:23:49,136
- It's the only move.
- Oh, damn, damn, damn!
663
00:23:49,220 --> 00:23:51,929
Honestly, I had totally come
around to your plan.
664
00:23:52,011 --> 00:23:56,261
I mean, fuck bankruptcy
and protecting ourselves
665
00:23:56,345 --> 00:23:58,136
from going to prison.
666
00:23:58,220 --> 00:23:59,720
Oh, I just wish there was
a way to come up
667
00:23:59,804 --> 00:24:01,053
with 20 mil in a half hour.
668
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:02,095
Mm.
669
00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:03,553
But I guess we just
file bankruptcy
670
00:24:03,637 --> 00:24:04,637
and do it my way.
671
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,512
Well, my original way,
obviously.
672
00:24:05,595 --> 00:24:07,053
- Yeah.
- You know,
673
00:24:07,136 --> 00:24:08,887
before you totally convinced me
of the opposite which--
674
00:24:08,970 --> 00:24:10,011
Whoa.
675
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:11,261
[Dawn groans]
676
00:24:11,345 --> 00:24:15,220
What if I could get you
$25 million
677
00:24:15,303 --> 00:24:17,970
in say, oh, an nower?
678
00:24:18,053 --> 00:24:19,220
I'm saying now,
not an hour.
679
00:24:19,303 --> 00:24:20,679
It's just now helps with the--
680
00:24:20,762 --> 00:24:22,220
- We get it.
- If--you get it now.
681
00:24:22,303 --> 00:24:23,553
[Blair] That's so crazy.
682
00:24:23,637 --> 00:24:25,261
Dawn was just saying she wished
we could raise
683
00:24:25,345 --> 00:24:26,512
- that kind of money.
- No, no, no.
684
00:24:26,595 --> 00:24:27,679
That's not what I said.
685
00:24:27,762 --> 00:24:29,804
I said $20 million
in a half hour.
686
00:24:29,887 --> 00:24:32,470
Okay, but this
is $25 million now.
687
00:24:32,553 --> 00:24:34,595
- So I think that's better.
- Yeah, but it's a misquote.
688
00:24:34,679 --> 00:24:35,804
Okay, well--
689
00:24:35,887 --> 00:24:38,011
And if I could magically
produce this money,
690
00:24:38,095 --> 00:24:40,053
you think you might be able
to abra cadabra
691
00:24:40,136 --> 00:24:41,053
old Mo a job?
692
00:24:41,136 --> 00:24:42,804
Well, you do look like
a cheap magician.
693
00:24:42,887 --> 00:24:43,762
[laughs]
694
00:24:43,845 --> 00:24:45,011
I mean, I'll take anything,
really.
695
00:24:45,095 --> 00:24:46,762
I just want to--wanna get back
in the action.
696
00:24:46,845 --> 00:24:48,845
Okay, so if there
was some way in hell
697
00:24:48,929 --> 00:24:51,470
you could raise that kind
of cash, yeah, sure.
698
00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:53,095
You can have a job.
Right, Dawn?
699
00:24:53,178 --> 00:24:53,929
I mean, fuck bankruptcy.
700
00:24:54,011 --> 00:24:55,053
Great.
701
00:24:55,136 --> 00:24:57,220
'Cause there is a huge whale
I got by the tail.
702
00:24:57,303 --> 00:24:58,595
Who?
703
00:24:58,679 --> 00:25:00,553
Ah, just an exiled Nigerian
prince who needs some help
704
00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:02,095
moving his funds out
of the country,
705
00:25:02,178 --> 00:25:04,428
and I'm talking funds
by the tons.
706
00:25:04,512 --> 00:25:07,261
Did you ever really plan
on getting out of the game?
707
00:25:07,345 --> 00:25:09,178
♪ dramatic music ♪
708
00:25:09,261 --> 00:25:10,804
Yes, I did.
709
00:25:10,887 --> 00:25:13,428
[Mo] Dawn, believe me.
I really did.
710
00:25:13,512 --> 00:25:15,178
But as I was boarding
that plane
711
00:25:15,261 --> 00:25:16,136
to disappear forever,
712
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:18,053
I had an epiphany.
713
00:25:18,136 --> 00:25:21,637
♪♪♪
714
00:25:27,470 --> 00:25:32,345
♪♪♪
715
00:25:32,428 --> 00:25:34,136
You look familiar.
716
00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:36,095
Probably from when you left
me to die.
717
00:25:36,178 --> 00:25:38,178
- Chacho.
- [gunshot]
718
00:25:38,261 --> 00:25:40,512
You cockroach.
719
00:25:40,595 --> 00:25:42,178
[groans]
720
00:25:42,261 --> 00:25:44,470
Agent Caspe,
FBI.
721
00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:49,553
♪♪♪
722
00:25:51,512 --> 00:25:53,387
I believe you've already
met my boss.
723
00:25:53,470 --> 00:25:58,720
♪♪♪
724
00:26:10,845 --> 00:26:13,553
I told you,
I got you.
725
00:26:13,637 --> 00:26:15,762
[Mo] Fuck, Connie!
726
00:26:15,845 --> 00:26:19,470
♪♪♪
727
00:26:19,553 --> 00:26:21,095
[Mo] Blair, Dawn,
728
00:26:21,178 --> 00:26:23,595
I would like to introduce you
to Prince Dwalu's
729
00:26:23,679 --> 00:26:26,095
American liaison,
Miss Adebisi.
730
00:26:26,178 --> 00:26:28,428
Call me Dede.
731
00:26:28,512 --> 00:26:30,970
♪♪♪
732
00:26:31,053 --> 00:26:33,762
I understand you're looking
for an investor.
733
00:26:33,845 --> 00:26:35,512
Well, I mean, it's not
like we're desperate.
734
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,887
14 minutes.
735
00:26:37,011 --> 00:26:39,136
Could we figure something out
in the next 14 minutes?
736
00:26:39,220 --> 00:26:40,220
Absolutely.
737
00:26:40,303 --> 00:26:42,553
♪♪♪
738
00:26:42,637 --> 00:26:44,261
Alakazam.
739
00:26:44,345 --> 00:26:49,303
♪♪♪
740
00:26:56,303 --> 00:26:58,303
[knocking at door]
741
00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:05,387
- Hey, Dawnie.
- Mo.
742
00:27:05,470 --> 00:27:06,887
I guess you saved the day.
743
00:27:06,970 --> 00:27:10,553
Uh, yeah, I--
yeah, guess so.
744
00:27:10,637 --> 00:27:12,136
Huh.
745
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:14,261
How were you so sure we
wouldn't get Newell's money?
746
00:27:14,345 --> 00:27:15,762
Well, 'cause I know you,
747
00:27:15,845 --> 00:27:17,887
and you always get
what you want.
748
00:27:17,970 --> 00:27:19,679
I mean, in this case you always
get what you didn't want.
749
00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:20,804
No, you're right.
750
00:27:20,887 --> 00:27:21,887
I always do get
what I didn't want.
751
00:27:21,970 --> 00:27:24,178
So welcome aboard.
752
00:27:24,261 --> 00:27:26,428
♪ dramatic music ♪
753
00:27:26,512 --> 00:27:27,970
Glad to be back, boss.
754
00:27:28,053 --> 00:27:30,053
That's right.
I am the boss.
755
00:27:30,136 --> 00:27:32,303
This is my fucking company now,
Mo.
756
00:27:32,387 --> 00:27:33,470
- I know.
- Don't fuck me.
757
00:27:33,553 --> 00:27:35,720
I wouldn't, okay?
758
00:27:35,804 --> 00:27:37,261
Which is why when I bumped
into Dede in the club
759
00:27:37,345 --> 00:27:38,595
and she said that her boss
had some cash
760
00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:39,845
he needed to invest,
761
00:27:39,929 --> 00:27:42,178
I came to you because you're
the fucking boss.
762
00:27:42,261 --> 00:27:45,178
♪♪♪
763
00:27:45,261 --> 00:27:46,595
Okay.
764
00:27:46,679 --> 00:27:49,136
Okay.
765
00:27:49,220 --> 00:27:50,845
You wanna come in?
766
00:27:50,929 --> 00:27:52,804
I mean, open a bottle
of wine or something?
767
00:27:52,887 --> 00:27:54,345
I could really use somebody
to talk to.
768
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