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Hey, gorgeous. How's it going?
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Dehydrated Japanese noodles
under fluorescent lights.
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Does it get better than this?
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Question: You're not dating, are you?
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I met somebody who would be
perfect for you.
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You see, perfect might be a problem.
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Had you said co-dependent
or self-destructive...
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- You want a date Saturday?
- Yes, please.
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He is cute.
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- He's funny. He's...
- He's a he?
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Well, yeah.
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Oh, God. I just...
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You're nice... Oh, God.
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Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm gonna go
flush myself down the toilet now.
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Okay. Bye-bye.
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CHANDLER: It's hard to enjoy noodles
after that. Is that ridiculous?
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Can you believe she actually
thought that?
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Um...
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Yeah.
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Well, when I first met you,
I thought maybe...
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...possibly...
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...you might be.
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You did?
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Then you spent Phoebe's birthday
party talking to my breasts...
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...so then I figured maybe not.
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Huh. Did, uh, any of the rest of you guys
think that when you first met me?
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- I did.
- I think so.
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- Not me.
- No, no, me neither.
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Although, uh, back in college,
Susan Saladore did.
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You're kidding.
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- Did you tell her I wasn't?
- No.
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It's because I wanted
to go out with her too.
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So I told her, actually,
you were seeing Bernie Spellman...
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...who also liked her.
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Well, this is fascinating.
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So, uh, what is it about me?
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I don't know. Because you're smart,
you're funny...
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Ross is smart and funny.
You ever think that about him?
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- Ha, ha. Yeah, right.
- What is it?
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Okay, I don't know. You just...
You have a quality.
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- Yes, exactly.
- Right?
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Yeah, a quality.
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"A quality." Good. I was worried
you were gonna be vague about this.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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Oh. Rachel.
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It's Paolo calling from Rome.
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Oh, my God. Calling from Rome.
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[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
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So he's calling from Rome.
I could do that.
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Just gotta go to Rome.
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Monica, your dad just beeped in.
Can you make it quick?
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I'm talking to Rome.
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Hey, Dad. What's up?
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Oh, God.
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Ross, it's Nana.
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Hey.
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MONICA: How you doing?
ROSS: Hey, Dad.
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So, uh, how's she doing?
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The doctor says
it's a matter of hours.
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- How are you, Mom?
- Me? I'm fine, fine.
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I'm glad you're here.
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What's with your hair?
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What?
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What's different?
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Nothing.
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Oh, maybe that's it.
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She's unbelievable.
Her mother's...
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Okay, relax, relax.
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We are gonna be here a while,
it looks like.
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We still have boyfriends
and your career to cover.
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Oh, God.
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The fuzzy little mints
at the bottom of her purse.
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Oh.
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Yeah, they were gross.
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Oh, you know what I love?
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Her Sweet 'N Lows.
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How she was always stealing them
from restaurants.
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Not just restaurants,
from our house.
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Mrs. Geller?
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ROSS:
She looks so small.
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I know.
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Well, at least she's with Pop-Pop
and Aunt Phyllis now.
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Goodbye, Nana.
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Bye, Nana.
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[ROSS YELLS]
[MONICA SCREAMS]
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Ross!
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Nurse.
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What is going on?
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You know, uh, how the nurse said
Nana had passed?
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Well, she's not quite.
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- What?
- She's not passed.
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She's present. She's back.
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What's going on?
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She may have died.
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"She may have died"?
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We're looking into it.
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Uh, I'll go see.
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[HEART MONITOR BEEPING]
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This almost never happens.
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[HEART MONITOR STOPS]
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Now she's passed.
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I just have to know, okay?
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Is it my hair?
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Yes, Chandler, that's exactly what it is.
It's your hair.
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Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
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RACHEL: Hey.
MONICA: Hi.
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RACHEL:
So did she?
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Twice.
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Oh, that sucks.
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You guys okay?
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I don't know. It's weird.
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I know she's gone,
but I just don't feel, uh...
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Maybe that's because
she's not really gone.
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No, no, she's gone.
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We checked.
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A lot.
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No, I mean, maybe no one
ever really goes.
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Ever since my mom died,
every now and then...
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...I get this feeling that she's,
like, right here, you know?
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Oh. And Debbie, my best friend
from junior high...
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...got struck by lightning
on a miniature golf course.
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I always get this strong
Debbie vibe...
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...whenever I use
one of those little yellow pencils.
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I miss her.
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Aw. Here, Pheebs.
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Want this?
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- Oh, thanks.
- Sure.
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I just sharpened her this morning.
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See, I don't believe any of that.
I think when you're dead...
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...you're dead. You're gone.
You're worm food.
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So Chandler looks gay, huh?
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I don't know who this is,
but it's not Debbie.
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I thought it'd be a closed casket.
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Well, that doesn't mean
she can't look nice.
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Sweetie, you think
you can get in there?
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I don't see why not.
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ROSS:
Here's my retainer.
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I was just thinking...
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...when my time comes...
- Dad.
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Listen to me.
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When my time comes,
I wanna be buried at sea.
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You what?
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I wanna be buried at sea.
It looks like fun.
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Define "fun."
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Come on. You'll make a day of it.
You'll get a boat, pack a lunch...
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And then we throw your body in
the water. Gee, that does sound fun.
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Everyone thinks they know me.
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Everyone says, "Jack Geller,
so predictable."
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Maybe after I'm gone, they'll say,
"Buried at sea? Huh."
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That's probably what they'll say.
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I'd like that.
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- Hey, gorgeous.
- Hey.
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Look, I'm sorry about yesterday.
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Don't worry about it. Apparently,
other people have made the same mistake.
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Oh. Okay. Phew.
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So, uh, what do you think it is about me?
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I don't know what.
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You just have...
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...a quality.
- A quality. Right. Great.
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It's a shame, because you and Lowell
would've made a great couple.
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Lowell? Financial Services Lowell?
That's who you saw me with?
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What? He's cute.
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Well, yeah.
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He's no Brian in Payroll.
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Is Brian?
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No. I don't know. The point is,
if you were gonna set me up...
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...I'd like to think it'd be
with somebody like him.
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Well, I think Brian's
a little out of your league.
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Excuse me. You don't think
I could get a Brian?
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Because I could get a Brian.
Believe you me.
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I'm really not.
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ROSS:
This one?
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No.
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I've shown you every dress we have.
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Unless you want her to spend eternity
in a lemon-yellow pantsuit...
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...go with the burgundy.
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Whatever we pick, she would've
told us it's the wrong one.
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You're right.
We'll go with the burgundy.
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A fine choice. I'm coming out.
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Wait. We need shoes.
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Okay. Uh...
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How about these?
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That's really a day shoe.
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And where she's going,
everyone else will be dressier?
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Could we see something
in a slimmer heel?
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Okay. I have nothing in an evening shoe
in the burgundy.
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I can show you something
in a silver that may work.
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No, it really should be burgundy.
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- Unless we go with a different dress.
- Yes.
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No, no, no. Watch this.
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Wait, I may have something in the back.
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Oh, my God.
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Is everything all right, dear?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Just Nana's stuff.
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How we doing?
You guys ready?
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Mom called to remind me
not to wear my hair up.
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Did you know my ears were not
my best feature?
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Some days it's all I can think about.
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Hi. I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't find my bearings.
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Heh. You mean your earrings?
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What did I say?
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[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]
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- Are these the shoes?
- Yes. Paolo sent them from Italy.
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What? We, uh, don't have shoes here?
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Morning. We ready to go?
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Don't we look nice all dressed up?
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It's stuff like that, isn't it?
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- It was a beautiful service.
- It really was.
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Come here, sweetheart.
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You know...
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...I think it's time for you
to start using night cream.
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What?
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Nothing. Just your overcoat sounds
remarkably like Brent Musburger.
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Check it out. Giants-Cowboys.
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You're watching football at a funeral?
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No, it's the pregame.
I'm gonna watch it at the reception.
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You're a frightening, frightening man.
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RACHEL:
Oh, no. My new Paolo shoes.
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Oh. I hope they're not ruined.
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PHOEBE:
God, what a great day.
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What? Weatherwise.
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I know.
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The air, the trees.
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Even though Nana's gone,
there's something almost, uh, life...
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- Ross, are you okay?
- Ross!
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I'm fine. No, I'm fine.
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Just...
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...having my worst fear
realized, but...
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PHOEBE: I'm just checking to see
if the muscle's in spasm.
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- Huh.
- What? What is it?
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- You missed a belt loop.
- Ugh.
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[ROSS WHIMPERS]
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Okay, it's in spasm.
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Here, sweetie. Here.
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I took these when I had
my golfing accident.
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Thanks, Mom.
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ANDREA:
Sorry.
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Hi, I'm Andrea.
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I'm Dorothy's daughter.
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Hi, I'm Chandler, and I have
no idea who Dorothy is.
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PHOEBE:
Hey, look who's up.
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- Hey.
- How do you feel?
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[CHUCKLES]
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I feel great.
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[SLURRING]
I feel great. I feel great.
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Wow, those pills really worked, huh?
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Yeah. Not the first two,
but the second two, whew.
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I love you guys.
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You guys are the greatest.
I love my sister.
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I love Pheebs. Ha.
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- That's so nice.
- Hey.
255
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- Chandler.
- Hey.
256
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,878
I love you, man.
257
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:50,216
And listen,
if you wanna be gay, be gay.
258
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,138
It doesn't matter to me.
259
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:57,932
You were right.
260
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,108
Rachel. Rachel, Rachel.
261
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I love you the most.
262
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:18,369
Well, you know who I love the most?
263
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:21,122
- No.
- You.
264
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,251
Oh, you don't get it.
265
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,967
- Aw!
- What do you got there?
266
00:17:33,343 --> 00:17:36,387
Uh, just a, uh, hearing disability.
267
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:38,389
What's the score?
268
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,102
17-14, Giants.
Three minutes to go in the third.
269
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,395
Beautiful.
270
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,735
[SPORTS ANNOUNCER SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON RADIO]
271
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,112
[RACHEL SIGHS]
272
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:56,741
Pheebs, could you maybe
hand me a cracker?
273
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:01,329
Your grandmother would've hated this.
274
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:05,333
Well, sure. What with it
being her funeral and all.
275
00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:09,921
No, I'd be hearing about...
276
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,840
...why didn't I get
the honey-glazed ham?
277
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,677
Or I didn't spend enough on flowers.
If I spent more, she'd say:
278
00:18:16,970 --> 00:18:20,306
"Why waste your money?
I don't need flowers, I'm dead."
279
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:22,934
That sounds like Nana.
280
00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:26,979
Do you know what it's like
to grow up...
281
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:31,943
...with someone who is critical
of every single thing you say?
282
00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:35,738
I can imagine.
283
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,826
I tell you, it's a wonder
your mother turned out...
284
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:43,204
...to be the positive,
life-affirming person she is.
285
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:46,999
That is a wonder.
286
00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:54,382
So tell me something, Mom.
If you had to do it all over again...
287
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,677
...I mean, if she was here right now...
288
00:18:58,220 --> 00:18:59,428
...would you tell her?
289
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,055
Tell her what?
290
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:07,019
How she drove you crazy,
picking on every little detail.
291
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,313
Like your hair, for example.
292
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,776
I'm not sure I know
what you're getting at.
293
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,823
Would things have been better
if you'd just told her the truth?
294
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,744
No.
295
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,082
I think some things are
better left unsaid.
296
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:31,210
I think it's nicer when people
just get along.
297
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,131
Ha.
298
00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,424
More wine, dear?
299
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,509
Oh, I think so.
300
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,437
Those earrings look
really lovely on you.
301
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:52,857
Thank you.
302
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:54,942
They're yours.
303
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,945
Actually, they were Nana's.
304
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:01,157
MEN:
No!
305
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,368
Now I'm depressed.
306
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,042
Even more than I was.
307
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,843
Hey, who's this little naked guy?
308
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:23,179
Uh, that little naked guy would be me.
309
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,557
Aw. Look at the little thing.
310
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,979
Yes, fine.
That is my penis.
311
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,607
Can we be grownups now?
312
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,818
- Who are those people?
- Got me.
313
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:41,572
- That's Nana right there in the middle.
- Wow.
314
00:20:41,740 --> 00:20:42,907
Yeah, let's see.
315
00:20:43,158 --> 00:20:45,826
"Me and the gang at Java Joe's."
316
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,204
Wow. Monica, you look just like
your grandmother.
317
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,622
How old was she there?
318
00:20:49,831 --> 00:20:51,749
Let's see. "1939."
319
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,001
Uh, twenty-four, twenty-five.
320
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:57,088
Huh. It looks like a fun gang.
321
00:21:02,970 --> 00:21:06,138
Ooh, look, look, look.
I got Monica naked.
322
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,848
Let me see.
323
00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,353
No, no. That would be me again.
324
00:21:17,234 --> 00:21:19,568
I'm, uh, just trying something.
325
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:32,748
- Hey, Lowell.
- Oh, hey, Chandler.
326
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,420
So how's it going in
Financial Services?
327
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:40,965
It's like Mardi Gras without
the papier-mâché heads.
328
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:42,300
How about you?
329
00:21:42,509 --> 00:21:46,178
Good. Good. Listen, um, heh...
330
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:49,473
...I don't know what Shelly told you
about me, but, uh...
331
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:51,976
...I'm not.
332
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:55,313
I know. That's what I told her.
333
00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:56,981
- Really?
- Yeah.
334
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,067
So you can tell?
335
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:06,324
Pretty much. Most of the time.
We have a kind of radar.
336
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,036
So you don't think I have...
337
00:22:10,203 --> 00:22:11,245
...a quality?
338
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:16,083
Speaking for my people,
I'd have to say no.
339
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,881
By the way, your friend Brian
from Payroll? He is.
340
00:22:22,466 --> 00:22:23,507
- He is?
- Yep.
341
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:25,634
And way out of your league.
342
00:22:29,389 --> 00:22:30,973
Out of my league.
343
00:22:31,224 --> 00:22:35,353
I could get a Brian. If I wanted to
get a Brian, I could get a Brian.
344
00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:37,438
Hey, Brian.
345
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:43,444
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