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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:25,742 --> 00:00:28,955 Bonjour, laissez les bon temps... whatever. 2 00:00:28,980 --> 00:00:31,381 - Hi! How are you? - Hi. 3 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:33,195 - I'm good. You look so handsome. - Oh, my God. 4 00:00:33,219 --> 00:00:34,741 Yes, yes, yes! You're here. 5 00:00:34,766 --> 00:00:36,265 You made it! 6 00:00:36,290 --> 00:00:38,624 - Oh, my God. - We're so happy you came. 7 00:00:38,649 --> 00:00:40,710 - Yes. - I can't believe I'm here. 8 00:00:40,735 --> 00:00:45,366 I mean, I do get invited to so many gay Bolly-Billy weddings 9 00:00:45,391 --> 00:00:48,007 that I finally had to cave and accept one invitation. 10 00:00:48,032 --> 00:00:50,194 - Are you hungry? We're hungry. - Yes, I'm starving. 11 00:00:50,219 --> 00:00:52,007 - And thirsty. - Okay, good. 12 00:00:52,032 --> 00:00:54,640 'Cause we are having brunch at a very "no shit" 13 00:00:54,665 --> 00:00:56,686 N'awlins legendary place. 14 00:00:56,711 --> 00:00:58,163 The only catch is you'll have to eat 15 00:00:58,188 --> 00:01:00,358 with some of my batshit Southern family. 16 00:01:00,383 --> 00:01:02,843 I love batshit Southern families. 17 00:01:02,868 --> 00:01:05,606 Uh, and my crazy Indian family. 18 00:01:05,631 --> 00:01:08,147 I love crazy Indian families. 19 00:01:08,172 --> 00:01:10,085 - Great. - Even better peanut butter cup. 20 00:01:10,110 --> 00:01:12,749 Two great tastes that taste great together. 21 00:01:12,774 --> 00:01:14,810 Perfect. 22 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:17,983 How are you today? 23 00:01:18,008 --> 00:01:19,272 Okay. 24 00:01:19,297 --> 00:01:21,288 Is this you folks' first time in New Orleans? 25 00:01:21,313 --> 00:01:23,960 No, I'm from here. My family lives here. 26 00:01:23,985 --> 00:01:25,874 I never been here before. 27 00:01:25,899 --> 00:01:27,874 And now my family lives here, too. 28 00:01:27,899 --> 00:01:29,134 They're getting married. 29 00:01:29,159 --> 00:01:30,361 Who's getting married? 30 00:01:30,386 --> 00:01:31,960 He and I are. 31 00:01:32,741 --> 00:01:34,510 Oh. 32 00:01:34,535 --> 00:01:36,022 Okay. Hey, man, 33 00:01:36,047 --> 00:01:39,647 I'm all for the gays getting married and making families. 34 00:01:39,672 --> 00:01:41,437 'Cause you gonna be a whole lot better spouses 35 00:01:41,461 --> 00:01:43,444 than my ex-husbands. 36 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,343 How old are your kids? 37 00:01:47,368 --> 00:01:49,796 25, 19 and 10. 38 00:01:49,821 --> 00:01:51,241 They're my whole world. 39 00:01:51,266 --> 00:01:52,538 Sweet. 40 00:01:52,563 --> 00:01:54,928 - You got kids? - Three girls. 41 00:01:54,953 --> 00:01:57,655 - Where's the daddy? - You tell me. 42 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,600 I know that's right. 43 00:02:04,844 --> 00:02:06,213 Motherfucker. 44 00:02:12,011 --> 00:02:13,848 Yo, my man. 45 00:02:15,141 --> 00:02:17,968 Yo, go tell this fuck nigga cab driver she can't drive. 46 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:19,833 Hey, man, what's the holdup? 47 00:02:20,366 --> 00:02:22,061 Come on! 48 00:02:23,525 --> 00:02:25,272 He say you a "fuck nigga." 49 00:02:25,297 --> 00:02:26,593 Oh, yeah? 50 00:02:26,618 --> 00:02:29,389 You tell him his mammy is a fuck nigga! 51 00:02:29,414 --> 00:02:32,185 Dick-sucking-ass bitch! 52 00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:35,303 The fuck... He don't know who he playing with. 53 00:02:35,812 --> 00:02:38,749 He better go ask some damn body. 54 00:02:38,985 --> 00:02:42,812 He messing with the wrong one today, that's for damn sure. 55 00:02:46,108 --> 00:02:49,210 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 56 00:02:49,235 --> 00:02:54,155 Unfortunately, we can't seat you dressed like this. 57 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,816 - Oh, come on. Really? - Like what? 58 00:02:55,841 --> 00:02:59,514 We require gentlemen to wear a collared shirt. 59 00:02:59,539 --> 00:03:01,858 - I want you to know... - Oh, God. 60 00:03:01,883 --> 00:03:04,600 - ... this is a cashmere knit top. - Mm-hmm. 61 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:07,147 Is there any way you could make an exception? 62 00:03:07,172 --> 00:03:08,343 No. 63 00:03:08,921 --> 00:03:10,296 - Wow. - Oh, damn. 64 00:03:10,321 --> 00:03:11,921 - Really? - Well, because, you see, 65 00:03:11,946 --> 00:03:13,686 these two gentlemen, 66 00:03:13,711 --> 00:03:16,530 they're getting married, and this is their wedding brunch, 67 00:03:16,555 --> 00:03:19,444 - so... - Congratulations, gentlemen. 68 00:03:19,469 --> 00:03:23,943 However, we've been in business since 1893. 69 00:03:23,968 --> 00:03:27,748 Our traditions are integral to our identity. 70 00:03:27,773 --> 00:03:30,451 And this includes our dress code. 71 00:03:31,016 --> 00:03:34,623 Our apologies for any inconvenience. 72 00:03:34,954 --> 00:03:36,623 - Wow. - Okay. 73 00:03:36,648 --> 00:03:38,485 So... 74 00:03:39,555 --> 00:03:40,998 - Okay. - Whatever, let's just go. 75 00:03:41,023 --> 00:03:44,045 - Our families... - Let's go. Maneesh. 76 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:45,342 You know what? 77 00:03:45,367 --> 00:03:46,858 I understand. 78 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:49,092 It's not him. 79 00:03:49,117 --> 00:03:50,353 This is ridiculous. 80 00:03:50,378 --> 00:03:51,459 I'm offended. You know, 81 00:03:51,484 --> 00:03:53,303 he only did that because we're gay. 82 00:03:53,328 --> 00:03:55,779 No, he didn't. Did you see him? He's totally gay. 83 00:03:55,804 --> 00:03:57,951 Uh... Really? 84 00:03:58,342 --> 00:04:00,995 I mean, w-we can't brunch with our family 85 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:02,956 because of some antebellum dress code? 86 00:04:02,981 --> 00:04:05,206 They only want you to wear a collared shirt 87 00:04:05,231 --> 00:04:07,777 and a sports coat. 88 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:12,686 We accept your challenge! 89 00:04:14,137 --> 00:04:17,108 It's okay, it'll be fun. Let's go shopping. 90 00:04:18,627 --> 00:04:19,847 Okay. 91 00:04:19,872 --> 00:04:21,675 - Oh. - This isn't bad. 92 00:04:21,700 --> 00:04:23,120 Okay. This is nice. 93 00:04:23,145 --> 00:04:24,730 Hey, guys. You know what? 94 00:04:24,755 --> 00:04:27,425 I want to drink alcohol on the streets. 95 00:04:27,450 --> 00:04:29,160 That's what you do in New Orleans, right? 96 00:04:29,185 --> 00:04:30,723 - Yeah. - You, like, drink beer on the streets? 97 00:04:30,747 --> 00:04:32,527 - Go ahead, I don't care. - Whatever. 98 00:04:32,552 --> 00:04:34,496 - Find something cute. I'm just gonna go - Have fun. All right. 99 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,050 I think, right here. 100 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,761 Okay. 101 00:04:43,388 --> 00:04:45,652 This place is somewhere around here... 102 00:04:45,677 --> 00:04:47,317 - It's, like, one more block. - I mean, I came here... Oh! 103 00:04:47,341 --> 00:04:48,784 - Jesus Chr... Oh! - Oh, my God! 104 00:04:48,809 --> 00:04:49,926 - Whoa... Okay. - Oh, I'm sorry. 105 00:04:49,950 --> 00:04:50,951 - That's okay. Oh... - Sorry. Use these. 106 00:04:50,975 --> 00:04:52,731 - I have napkins. - Oh, I think it's beer. 107 00:04:52,755 --> 00:04:54,870 This is beer, right? It smells like beer. 108 00:05:04,476 --> 00:05:06,381 Right? It smells like beer. 109 00:05:07,095 --> 00:05:09,264 - Thank you for the napkins. - Yeah, it's beer. 110 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:11,491 It'll come out. Except the smell. 111 00:05:11,516 --> 00:05:13,241 All right, uh... 112 00:05:14,608 --> 00:05:16,358 Why did you thank her? 113 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:17,991 She gave me napkins. 114 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,052 Hi. 115 00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:20,506 - Hey. - Hi. 116 00:05:20,531 --> 00:05:23,155 - You like? Is it me? - Oh, my god. So cute. 117 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:25,250 - Yeah. - You guys look so good. Let's go eat. 118 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:27,639 - Mm-hmm. - Who was that? 119 00:05:27,664 --> 00:05:29,801 Uh, nobody. 120 00:05:30,335 --> 00:05:32,686 - Nobody. Y-You want some beer? - I... 121 00:05:39,625 --> 00:05:42,293 - You came back. - Mm-hmm. 122 00:05:42,318 --> 00:05:44,481 I'll be damned. 123 00:05:44,506 --> 00:05:48,012 Rarely do patrons come back with another set of clothes. 124 00:05:48,037 --> 00:05:50,707 I can't tell you how impressed I am. 125 00:05:50,732 --> 00:05:52,667 Thank you for being respectful. 126 00:05:52,692 --> 00:05:55,036 Horace, get these lovely folks 127 00:05:55,061 --> 00:05:58,168 a bottle of Bichot Burgundy on the house. 128 00:05:58,193 --> 00:06:00,364 - Right this way, folks. - That's very nice. 129 00:06:00,389 --> 00:06:01,559 All right. 130 00:06:01,584 --> 00:06:03,801 Should make it two. This tie was frigging expensive. 131 00:06:04,321 --> 00:06:06,991 Hello! 132 00:06:07,305 --> 00:06:08,574 This is Sam. 133 00:06:08,599 --> 00:06:10,458 - Hi. - Heard about you... 134 00:06:14,506 --> 00:06:16,317 - Finally, finally. - Hi. 135 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:18,168 I'm very honored to be here. 136 00:06:18,193 --> 00:06:20,325 - Welcome to New Orleans. - Thank you. 137 00:06:20,350 --> 00:06:22,598 So, you start drinking early here? 138 00:06:22,623 --> 00:06:26,270 Well, there's breakfast drinking, there's brunch drinking, 139 00:06:26,295 --> 00:06:28,765 there's afternoon drinking and there's dinner drinking. 140 00:06:28,790 --> 00:06:30,840 Sometimes there's a little bedtime nip. 141 00:06:30,865 --> 00:06:31,998 I love a nip. 142 00:06:32,023 --> 00:06:34,075 "This is a cashmere knit top." 143 00:06:34,100 --> 00:06:36,301 I know. Don't get me started. 144 00:06:36,326 --> 00:06:37,614 Is she the one that everybody... 145 00:06:37,639 --> 00:06:39,318 She's the one everyone thinks we look alike. 146 00:06:39,342 --> 00:06:40,935 We used to look like twins growing up. 147 00:06:40,959 --> 00:06:43,145 Well, that's just 'cause I wore your clothes 148 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:44,201 - all the time. - And then you... Well... 149 00:06:44,225 --> 00:06:45,520 - Maneesh. - Cheers. 150 00:06:45,545 --> 00:06:47,317 - Daddy, like, a little... - Oh. 151 00:06:47,342 --> 00:06:50,161 He loves. Daddy lovey. 152 00:06:50,186 --> 00:06:52,793 My son is only gonna get married once. You know? 153 00:06:52,818 --> 00:06:55,372 And I want to enjoy every second of it. 154 00:06:55,397 --> 00:06:56,927 Dad, we're not at the wedding yet. 155 00:06:56,951 --> 00:06:58,739 You can never start early enough. 156 00:06:58,764 --> 00:07:00,848 He sounded a little Irish there. 157 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,436 "You can never start early enough." 158 00:07:04,460 --> 00:07:06,863 - Well, this is an arranged marriage. - It is. 159 00:07:06,888 --> 00:07:09,653 - Thank you, Mom and Dad. - What a good job. 160 00:07:09,678 --> 00:07:12,262 - A woman of great taste. - Thank you. So far, it's working out. 161 00:07:12,287 --> 00:07:14,043 First wedding, I think... 162 00:07:14,068 --> 00:07:15,731 - We'll see how it goes. - Aw. 163 00:07:15,756 --> 00:07:16,834 You're gonna be with me forever. 164 00:07:16,858 --> 00:07:18,934 - With that face. - I need... I need more wine. 165 00:07:22,145 --> 00:07:25,598 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 166 00:07:25,623 --> 00:07:28,536 I know you. I know you! I know you... I knew it. 167 00:07:28,561 --> 00:07:30,114 You're from TV and the movies. 168 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:31,997 And I-I... you're the, uh, 169 00:07:32,022 --> 00:07:33,544 I saw you... you know what? I know you, though. 170 00:07:33,568 --> 00:07:35,012 I know you. I know who you are. 171 00:07:35,037 --> 00:07:38,041 Yeah, I think you have me mistaken for somebody else. 172 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:39,877 - I get that a lot. - Okay. Right, sure, 173 00:07:39,902 --> 00:07:41,955 uh, listen. I'm-a say something, 174 00:07:41,980 --> 00:07:44,783 and don't take you this the wrong way, okay? 175 00:07:44,808 --> 00:07:46,260 Okay. 176 00:07:46,719 --> 00:07:48,947 I masturbated to you... 177 00:07:49,377 --> 00:07:51,057 - ... more than once. - Whoa, whoa. 178 00:07:51,082 --> 00:07:52,901 - Get him out of here. - What? What? Okay. 179 00:07:52,925 --> 00:07:54,322 - Have some manners. - What? What? 180 00:07:54,347 --> 00:07:55,425 - Just back off. - All right. 181 00:07:55,449 --> 00:07:58,221 - Okay, I'm the bad guy. Okay. - Yes. Yeah. 182 00:07:58,246 --> 00:08:00,082 You try to say something nice... 183 00:08:00,107 --> 00:08:02,549 - Wow. - "Try to say something nice"? 184 00:08:02,574 --> 00:08:04,643 - My God. - What the hell was that? 185 00:08:04,668 --> 00:08:06,744 - I'm so sorry. - It's okay, Miss Louise. 186 00:08:06,769 --> 00:08:10,424 Uh-uh. Somebody should teach that man a lesson. 187 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,080 He's just drunk. 188 00:08:12,105 --> 00:08:14,205 That is no excuse. 189 00:08:14,230 --> 00:08:17,815 And he never even took off his hat 190 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,594 while he was addressing you. 191 00:08:19,619 --> 00:08:21,049 No. Twice, 192 00:08:21,074 --> 00:08:24,104 he has disrespected my alma mater. 193 00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,588 And... 194 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:29,119 did he say "masturbate"? 195 00:08:29,144 --> 00:08:31,111 Um... yes. 196 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,615 - He did say that. - Yes. 197 00:08:32,639 --> 00:08:33,682 Well, nope. 198 00:08:34,088 --> 00:08:36,223 - I'm gonna set that boy straight. - Oh, no, no, no, no. 199 00:08:36,247 --> 00:08:38,838 Miss Louise, Miss Louise, it's not worth it. 200 00:08:38,863 --> 00:08:40,105 Just stay right here. 201 00:08:40,129 --> 00:08:42,940 You're gonna wake up some scary ghost in him. 202 00:08:42,965 --> 00:08:44,994 That is incredible that you want 203 00:08:45,019 --> 00:08:47,338 - to defend my honor like that. - Darling, no, no... 204 00:08:47,363 --> 00:08:48,841 I don't even know that anybody... 205 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:50,487 - Hey, hey, okay. Come on, man. - I just, no, I just... It's okay. 206 00:08:50,511 --> 00:08:53,190 It's okay, look. Uh, I just want to say, uh... 207 00:08:53,215 --> 00:08:55,854 I-I'm sorry for what happened before 208 00:08:55,879 --> 00:08:57,120 - when I was sitting here... - You! 209 00:08:57,144 --> 00:08:58,549 - Ow! - Whoa! 210 00:08:58,574 --> 00:08:59,919 - Back up. You... - What the hell's going on? 211 00:08:59,943 --> 00:09:02,022 - Don't poke me with your stick! - Step away from this woman 212 00:09:02,046 --> 00:09:04,016 - right now! - Get off me with that stick! 213 00:09:04,041 --> 00:09:06,366 Right this minute. Do you hear me? 214 00:09:06,391 --> 00:09:07,775 - Back off! - Don't poke me. 215 00:09:07,800 --> 00:09:08,986 You are not welcome here. 216 00:09:09,011 --> 00:09:10,410 I was apologizing when you... 217 00:09:13,174 --> 00:09:15,455 Ladies and gentlemen... 218 00:09:15,612 --> 00:09:17,721 - I told you. She's everything. - Honey. 219 00:09:17,746 --> 00:09:19,057 I... 220 00:09:19,082 --> 00:09:21,854 - Grandma Louise! - Grandma! 221 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:26,945 Andrew started doing my hair back in L.A. in like, 222 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:28,860 I think it was like mid-2000s? 223 00:09:28,885 --> 00:09:31,789 But now I fly him back here mostly just to do my color. 224 00:09:31,814 --> 00:09:33,930 But it's not just about the hair with Andy. 225 00:09:33,955 --> 00:09:36,805 - I just love him so much. - Me too. 226 00:09:36,830 --> 00:09:39,455 He's actually the only thing I miss about L.A. 227 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:42,018 Really? He's the only thing you miss? 228 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:44,346 Mmm, I miss Tacos Tu Madre. 229 00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,392 I miss the Hollywood Bowl on a cool night. 230 00:09:47,417 --> 00:09:49,681 But I'm just so happy here, Sam. 231 00:09:49,706 --> 00:09:51,876 Do you know that I bought this whole house 232 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,494 for half the cost of my house in Bel Air? 233 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:56,189 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 234 00:09:56,214 --> 00:09:58,634 - This place is unbelievable. - I know. 235 00:09:58,659 --> 00:10:00,853 I love it. And it's not just the house, Sam. 236 00:10:00,878 --> 00:10:03,103 It's, like, the whole feeling of this city. 237 00:10:03,128 --> 00:10:05,345 It's added years to my life. 238 00:10:05,370 --> 00:10:08,580 The culture. The food. 239 00:10:08,605 --> 00:10:10,572 The sex I'm having. 240 00:10:10,926 --> 00:10:12,634 Oh, yes. 241 00:10:12,659 --> 00:10:16,231 It has improved. It's actually, like, restored. 242 00:10:16,256 --> 00:10:20,509 This place is a romantic, sexy fuck city. 243 00:10:20,534 --> 00:10:21,970 - Whoa. - Yeah. 244 00:10:21,995 --> 00:10:24,759 Let me ask you a question. In Los Angeles, 245 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:26,869 did men stop talking to you somewhere 246 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,642 in, like, your mid-40s? 247 00:10:31,823 --> 00:10:33,798 Um, yep. 248 00:10:34,099 --> 00:10:36,903 Well, it's a whole different song here. 249 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:39,212 All sorts of men hit on me, every day. 250 00:10:39,237 --> 00:10:42,074 Young men, old men. 251 00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:45,111 - So, young men hit on you here? - Yes. 252 00:10:45,136 --> 00:10:46,721 NOLA men ain't looking for shallow water. 253 00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:49,004 They are looking for full lives. 254 00:10:49,029 --> 00:10:54,135 And that is why I'm getting dick all the time. 255 00:10:54,652 --> 00:10:56,915 How "all" is "all the time"? 256 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:59,681 I'm literally picking dick out of my pussy, Sam. 257 00:10:59,706 --> 00:11:01,095 - Whew. - You got to sell 258 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,361 your house and move out here. 259 00:11:02,386 --> 00:11:04,533 You, of all people, would love it. 260 00:11:04,558 --> 00:11:07,462 I want to pick dick out of my pussy, too. 261 00:11:07,718 --> 00:11:09,447 I'm moving to New Orleans. 262 00:11:09,472 --> 00:11:11,708 - Cheers. - Wow. 263 00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:13,804 Maneesh and I went to college together. 264 00:11:14,019 --> 00:11:16,775 I think he wrote all my English lit papers. 265 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,220 He was the brilliant one that lived down the hall from me. 266 00:11:19,245 --> 00:11:21,736 I never left him alone. 267 00:11:21,761 --> 00:11:24,119 I'm sorry. Please excuse me for a second. 268 00:11:24,144 --> 00:11:26,330 I need to kiss my wife. 269 00:11:34,386 --> 00:11:36,522 Yeah, of course. 270 00:11:39,714 --> 00:11:41,017 - Oh, sorry. - Ow. 271 00:11:41,042 --> 00:11:42,431 I'm sorry. 272 00:11:42,455 --> 00:11:43,455 Oh. 273 00:11:46,583 --> 00:11:49,142 - Hi. - Ha... Hi. 274 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,415 - Hello, yes. Hi. - Hello. 275 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:53,096 - Hi. - Yes, hello. Hi. 276 00:11:53,121 --> 00:11:55,150 Oh, my God. 277 00:11:58,242 --> 00:11:59,627 So, uh... 278 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,627 You know Maneesh and Andrew? 279 00:12:01,652 --> 00:12:04,642 She knows Andrew, right? She works with Andrew. 280 00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,150 Oh. 281 00:12:06,175 --> 00:12:08,869 Wait, you were the... on the street? 282 00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:11,179 - Yeah. - You two know each other? 283 00:12:11,204 --> 00:12:14,353 Uh, Lainie, this is Sam. Sam, Lainie. 284 00:12:14,519 --> 00:12:15,674 Uh, hi. 285 00:12:15,699 --> 00:12:17,115 Nice to meet you, Lainie. 286 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,416 Nice to meet you. 287 00:12:19,441 --> 00:12:21,674 Wait, I'm so confused. 288 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,205 Why didn't you two say hi to each other on the street? 289 00:12:27,502 --> 00:12:31,142 Yeah, that was... kind of weird. 290 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:33,503 Yeah... 291 00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:35,975 Yeah. 292 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,070 - I... - Um, yeah. 293 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:41,736 Anyway, it's very nice... 294 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,525 Yes, so... 295 00:12:43,550 --> 00:12:46,131 - I'll see you around this... - See you around the, uh... 296 00:12:46,156 --> 00:12:47,572 I-I think we're over there. Yeah. 297 00:12:47,597 --> 00:12:49,189 - Yes. Right. We'll see you. - Okay. 298 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:50,752 Yeah. 299 00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:58,263 Yeah. 300 00:13:02,321 --> 00:13:03,456 Ladies and gentlemen, 301 00:13:03,481 --> 00:13:05,510 I'd like to introduce the newlyweds, 302 00:13:05,535 --> 00:13:09,236 Mr. Maneesh Pyati, and Mr. Andrew W. Pyati. 303 00:13:12,699 --> 00:13:14,770 Congratulations! 304 00:13:30,842 --> 00:13:33,369 Mm... Ooh. 305 00:13:33,394 --> 00:13:35,541 Gamma, do you have something for me? 306 00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:36,566 Well, 307 00:13:36,768 --> 00:13:39,228 I think maybe this belongs to you, darling. 308 00:13:39,253 --> 00:13:41,736 - Thank you. - Mm. 309 00:13:41,761 --> 00:13:45,228 Okay, everybody, uh, thank you all for being here. 310 00:13:45,253 --> 00:13:48,135 I love all of you so much I can't stand it. 311 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:53,307 Um, this is for... my husband. 312 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:55,303 Aw. 313 00:14:02,551 --> 00:14:05,963 ♪ Operator, number, please ♪ 314 00:14:05,988 --> 00:14:09,353 ♪ It's been so many years ♪ 315 00:14:09,378 --> 00:14:13,079 ♪ Will she remember my old voice ♪ 316 00:14:13,104 --> 00:14:16,696 ♪ While I fight the tears? ♪ 317 00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:20,305 ♪ Hello, hello there, is this Martha? ♪ 318 00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:23,600 ♪ This is old Tom Frost ♪ 319 00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:26,812 ♪ And I am calling long-distance ♪ 320 00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:30,539 ♪ Don't worry 'bout the cost ♪ 321 00:14:30,564 --> 00:14:33,821 ♪ 'Cause it's been 40 years or more ♪ 322 00:14:33,846 --> 00:14:37,017 ♪ Now, Martha, please recall ♪ 323 00:14:37,801 --> 00:14:40,134 ♪ Meet me out for coffee ♪ 324 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:44,532 ♪ Where we'll talk about it all ♪ 325 00:14:44,557 --> 00:14:46,092 ♪ And... ♪ 326 00:14:46,117 --> 00:14:49,892 ♪ Those were the days of roses ♪ 327 00:14:49,917 --> 00:14:53,688 ♪ Poetry and prose and, Martha ♪ 328 00:14:53,713 --> 00:14:55,970 ♪ All I had was you ♪ 329 00:14:55,995 --> 00:15:00,634 ♪ And all you had was me ♪ 330 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:04,462 ♪ And I feel so much older now ♪ 331 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:07,313 ♪ And you're much older, too ♪ 332 00:15:08,632 --> 00:15:11,369 ♪ How's your husband? How's your kids? ♪ 333 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:15,618 ♪ You know that I got married, too ♪ 334 00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:19,111 ♪ Lucky that you found someone ♪ 335 00:15:19,136 --> 00:15:22,610 ♪ To make you feel secure ♪ 336 00:15:23,116 --> 00:15:26,681 ♪ 'Cause we were all so young and foolish ♪ 337 00:15:26,706 --> 00:15:31,087 ♪ Now we are mature ♪ 338 00:15:31,112 --> 00:15:36,788 ♪ And those were the days of roses ♪ 339 00:15:36,813 --> 00:15:40,695 ♪ Poetry and prose and, Martha ♪ 340 00:15:40,720 --> 00:15:42,828 ♪ All I had was you ♪ 341 00:15:42,853 --> 00:15:47,320 ♪ And all you had was me ♪ 342 00:15:48,070 --> 00:15:51,686 ♪ There was no tomorrows ♪ 343 00:15:51,711 --> 00:15:55,101 ♪ We'd packed away our sorrows ♪ 344 00:15:55,126 --> 00:16:01,325 ♪ And we saved them for a rainy day ♪ 345 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:04,988 ♪ I was always so impulsive ♪ 346 00:16:05,013 --> 00:16:08,747 ♪ I guess that I still am ♪ 347 00:16:08,772 --> 00:16:12,239 ♪ And all that really mattered then ♪ 348 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,732 ♪ Was that I was a man ♪ 349 00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:19,754 ♪ I guess that our being together ♪ 350 00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:22,176 ♪ Was never meant to be ♪ 351 00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,010 ♪ Martha ♪ 352 00:16:25,236 --> 00:16:27,488 ♪ Martha ♪ 353 00:16:27,513 --> 00:16:31,285 ♪ I love you, can't you see? ♪ 354 00:16:31,310 --> 00:16:36,340 ♪ And those were the days of roses ♪ 355 00:16:36,979 --> 00:16:40,387 ♪ Poetry and prose and, Martha ♪ 356 00:16:40,412 --> 00:16:42,754 ♪ All I had was you ♪ 357 00:16:42,779 --> 00:16:47,480 ♪ And all you had was me ♪ 358 00:16:48,099 --> 00:16:51,293 ♪ There was no tomorrows ♪ 359 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:54,793 ♪ We'd packed away our sorrows ♪ 360 00:16:54,818 --> 00:17:01,818 ♪ And we saved them for a rainy day ♪ 361 00:17:08,496 --> 00:17:12,680 ♪ And I remember quiet evenings ♪ 362 00:17:12,705 --> 00:17:19,705 ♪ Trembling close to you ♪ 363 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:41,301 Many of you may not know this, but, uh... 364 00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:45,028 I met Maneesh on a burning airplane. 365 00:17:45,364 --> 00:17:47,301 It's true, true story. 366 00:17:47,335 --> 00:17:51,270 Shout out to Flight 27 in the crowd! 367 00:17:51,295 --> 00:17:53,699 Survivors! 368 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,669 That cockpit in flames feels like 369 00:17:55,694 --> 00:17:57,137 it happened to someone else. 370 00:17:57,162 --> 00:18:01,161 Like, um, I was a curious onlooker, 371 00:18:01,186 --> 00:18:05,190 or, uh, in some kind of a fever dream, 372 00:18:05,215 --> 00:18:06,834 quite frankly. 373 00:18:06,859 --> 00:18:10,098 But despite that scare, I look back on that day 374 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,727 with great warmth. 375 00:18:12,816 --> 00:18:16,877 My fellow passengers and I did some trauma bonding, 376 00:18:16,902 --> 00:18:19,348 and because of that, 377 00:18:19,373 --> 00:18:22,778 I met this amazing human being, Maneesh, 378 00:18:22,803 --> 00:18:26,708 and later, his wonderful Andrew. 379 00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,520 And for that I am eternally grateful. 380 00:18:29,545 --> 00:18:32,682 So, to Maneesh and Andrew, 381 00:18:32,707 --> 00:18:37,263 I wish you a lifetime of intimacy, companionship 382 00:18:37,288 --> 00:18:38,474 and love. 383 00:18:38,499 --> 00:18:41,396 But most of all, great gay sex. 384 00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,532 I need to ask you: no date? 385 00:18:52,917 --> 00:18:54,912 No. No date. 386 00:18:54,937 --> 00:18:57,693 It's just me dancing alone here with you, 387 00:18:57,718 --> 00:18:59,795 and that is very okay with me. 388 00:18:59,820 --> 00:19:05,177 Well, I've attended a lot of weddings alone myself. 389 00:19:05,418 --> 00:19:09,295 My husband passed away, what, 22 years ago. 390 00:19:09,484 --> 00:19:11,279 Prostate cancer. 391 00:19:11,304 --> 00:19:14,308 Oh. I'm so sorry to hear that. 392 00:19:14,333 --> 00:19:16,779 Well, don't be. He was an asshole. 393 00:19:16,804 --> 00:19:19,146 I kind of knew you were gonna say that. 394 00:19:19,404 --> 00:19:21,170 ♪ I should not want... ♪ 395 00:19:21,195 --> 00:19:24,099 Oh, Miss Louise... 396 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:30,963 ♪ Nor should you want to be around me ♪ 397 00:19:30,988 --> 00:19:33,520 ♪ It's all because... ♪ 398 00:19:33,545 --> 00:19:36,066 - You know what? Can I get...? - You may. Enjoy. 399 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,574 - Thank you. - Okay. 400 00:19:37,599 --> 00:19:40,074 - I get to dance with both of you. - I know. 401 00:19:40,099 --> 00:19:43,302 ♪ First time we met ♪ 402 00:19:43,943 --> 00:19:47,096 ♪ If you knew ♪ 403 00:19:47,121 --> 00:19:50,258 ♪ Knew how blue ♪ 404 00:19:50,283 --> 00:19:54,878 ♪ How lonely I have come to be ♪ 405 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,378 Friends, family, 406 00:19:57,403 --> 00:20:00,519 I would now like to present the entertainment. 407 00:20:00,544 --> 00:20:04,011 One of the town's greatest cultural artifacts, 408 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,995 the Bayou Bon Bon, 409 00:20:06,020 --> 00:20:10,838 also known as the Flirty Martini with a twist... 410 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:15,995 New Orleans' very own, and my dear friend, 411 00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:21,300 Ms. Sharon Greenstein. 412 00:20:21,325 --> 00:20:23,088 Come on out, Sharon. 413 00:20:24,422 --> 00:20:26,205 Yes! 414 00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,542 Ever since I was a young woman, 415 00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,324 I saved every sari I owned. 416 00:20:38,349 --> 00:20:40,519 I told myself I was saving it 417 00:20:40,544 --> 00:20:42,547 for our future daughter. 418 00:20:43,918 --> 00:20:45,987 A daughter which we never had. 419 00:20:46,012 --> 00:20:49,937 Instead, we had a magnificent son. 420 00:20:50,561 --> 00:20:53,298 Our sweet Maneesh, 421 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:57,087 who, from a very young age, made it clear 422 00:20:57,112 --> 00:21:00,002 that he would not have a traditional wife. 423 00:21:02,322 --> 00:21:04,806 We got around to the idea, 424 00:21:05,189 --> 00:21:09,601 and so today he has married a wonderful man named Andrew. 425 00:21:09,626 --> 00:21:12,481 We are so proud of both of you. 426 00:21:12,506 --> 00:21:16,886 So, I have placed a dowry chest 427 00:21:16,911 --> 00:21:18,454 in your hotel room. 428 00:21:18,814 --> 00:21:22,765 In it, you will find all my old saris. 429 00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,327 You can do whatever you want to with them. 430 00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:29,494 We love you both very much. 431 00:21:29,519 --> 00:21:32,197 And now I have two sons. 432 00:21:32,222 --> 00:21:33,697 Which is great, 433 00:21:33,722 --> 00:21:36,017 but it's also, you know, crazy. 434 00:21:36,042 --> 00:21:40,047 Because in Mumbai, where I'm from, 435 00:21:40,072 --> 00:21:43,556 they hate to be a gay. 436 00:21:43,886 --> 00:21:46,220 Thank God my brother's not here. 437 00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,397 And my terrible sister-in-law... 438 00:21:49,422 --> 00:21:51,829 who runs a sweatshop in Gujarat. 439 00:21:51,854 --> 00:21:52,963 - Hey, Dad... - That woman stole 440 00:21:52,987 --> 00:21:55,556 from the family, you know. And she stole my gold tooth. 441 00:21:55,581 --> 00:21:57,861 - I know that. - Andrew should know about your family. 442 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,056 Oh, no. 443 00:22:14,637 --> 00:22:16,564 Sharon! 444 00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:59,896 Hi. Good evening. 445 00:22:59,921 --> 00:23:01,119 I mean... Oh. 446 00:23:01,144 --> 00:23:03,392 Good morning. Yes. 447 00:23:03,417 --> 00:23:04,931 Um, just curious. 448 00:23:04,956 --> 00:23:08,160 Is my room available for one more night? 449 00:23:09,953 --> 00:23:12,181 Uh, yes, I would. 450 00:23:12,991 --> 00:23:14,673 Great. 451 00:23:14,698 --> 00:23:16,509 Yeah, let's do it. 452 00:23:41,570 --> 00:23:43,194 Hi. 453 00:23:43,219 --> 00:23:46,577 Um, I'm actually looking to buy a potion today. 454 00:23:46,602 --> 00:23:48,991 What you looking for? Something medicinal? 455 00:23:49,016 --> 00:23:51,659 - No. Not that. - Love? 456 00:23:51,684 --> 00:23:53,608 What? No. Ew. 457 00:23:53,633 --> 00:23:56,366 Okay, so, what do you want to do? 458 00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:59,368 You want to anoint something? Conjure something? 459 00:23:59,393 --> 00:24:03,386 You want to bless something or thwart something? 460 00:24:03,581 --> 00:24:06,134 No. I think that... 461 00:24:06,159 --> 00:24:09,712 I just want something for me, for today. 462 00:24:10,074 --> 00:24:12,477 To experience the city. 463 00:24:12,502 --> 00:24:14,888 Oh. 464 00:24:14,913 --> 00:24:16,289 I got you. 465 00:24:17,974 --> 00:24:19,616 This is a potion 466 00:24:19,641 --> 00:24:22,968 made by our in-house high priest, 467 00:24:23,003 --> 00:24:24,585 Jean-Baptiste. 468 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:26,585 Oh. Is that his real name? 469 00:24:26,610 --> 00:24:29,965 Yes, that's the chef's name. Jean-Baptiste. 470 00:24:29,990 --> 00:24:32,450 Oh, okay. Well, it just sounded like, kind of made up, 471 00:24:32,475 --> 00:24:35,200 like a Pirates of the Caribbean thing. 472 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:38,012 And he made this potion... 473 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,512 exclusively for us. 474 00:24:40,537 --> 00:24:43,374 It's for newcomers to New Orleans. 475 00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:49,082 To help them to see the city through mystic eyes. 476 00:24:49,199 --> 00:24:50,645 Oh. 477 00:24:51,168 --> 00:24:52,543 I want that one. 478 00:24:52,568 --> 00:24:53,859 I'll take... Okay. 479 00:24:53,884 --> 00:24:56,121 So, you just drink this? 480 00:24:56,146 --> 00:24:58,097 You just drink it. 481 00:25:00,762 --> 00:25:02,767 Okay. It... 482 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,428 Is it sanitary? 483 00:25:05,158 --> 00:25:07,622 Well... 484 00:25:11,179 --> 00:25:12,941 Mm-hmm. 485 00:25:13,354 --> 00:25:17,026 Thank you. I think I'm gonna stay here and wait, 486 00:25:17,051 --> 00:25:19,487 see if it kicks in a little bit. 487 00:25:21,690 --> 00:25:23,235 You got anything for hands? 488 00:25:34,490 --> 00:25:36,901 - Ready to order, miss? - Uh, yeah. 489 00:25:36,926 --> 00:25:40,508 I really want the crawfish, but I can't eat a pound. 490 00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:43,000 Is that really the smallest amount that I can order? 491 00:25:43,025 --> 00:25:44,472 A pound of crawfish ain't that much meat, miss, 492 00:25:44,496 --> 00:25:46,132 'cause we weigh them shells and all. 493 00:25:46,157 --> 00:25:47,736 Once you crack them open with your fingers and dig around, 494 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:49,171 it comes out much less than a pound. 495 00:25:49,195 --> 00:25:52,971 Oh, wow. That's a lot of hands, sounds like. 496 00:25:52,996 --> 00:25:55,119 I'm not sure if my hand's up to that. 497 00:25:55,338 --> 00:25:57,026 Well, maybe you should order crab cakes. 498 00:25:57,051 --> 00:25:59,186 But that's lame. Coming to crawfish boil 499 00:25:59,211 --> 00:26:01,061 and not ordering the crawfish? 500 00:26:01,086 --> 00:26:02,889 I'll help you out with those. 501 00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:04,905 - You will? - Sure, why not? 502 00:26:04,930 --> 00:26:06,912 Let's pinch them tails and suck them heads. 503 00:26:06,937 --> 00:26:08,858 Okay. Come on. 504 00:26:08,883 --> 00:26:10,280 - Folks. - Ah... 505 00:26:10,305 --> 00:26:12,186 - Suck away. - Thank you. 506 00:26:12,211 --> 00:26:13,694 Can we get two plates? 507 00:26:13,719 --> 00:26:15,717 - Oh, it's not that hard. - Nah. 508 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:18,202 - Mmm. - This is where all the flavor's at. 509 00:26:18,227 --> 00:26:20,342 - In here? - You hold the body, twist the tail. 510 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:22,046 Just put it in your mouth, crunch it and suck... 511 00:26:22,070 --> 00:26:23,225 just crunch it. Bite down. 512 00:26:23,250 --> 00:26:24,919 It's salty... 513 00:26:24,944 --> 00:26:28,006 - Tell me about yourself. - Stormin' Norman, the one and only, 514 00:26:28,031 --> 00:26:29,811 shucking oysters 42 years. 515 00:26:29,836 --> 00:26:30,865 I'm Michael Broadway. 516 00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:33,850 They call me "Hollywood" for short. I'm a bad mother-shucker. 517 00:26:33,875 --> 00:26:34,967 This is my moneymaker. 518 00:26:34,992 --> 00:26:36,678 - Look at that hand. - Big. 519 00:26:36,703 --> 00:26:38,448 I shuck and jive all day long. 520 00:26:39,498 --> 00:26:41,116 They're good. Spicy. 521 00:26:41,141 --> 00:26:42,285 You can peel the claws off, too. 522 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,952 - That one is dead. - Yep. 523 00:26:45,236 --> 00:26:47,572 - Just eat the potato like this? - Mmm. 524 00:26:47,597 --> 00:26:49,174 - Personal favorite is the corn. - Yum. 525 00:26:49,199 --> 00:26:50,745 Anybody asks you how you like your oysters, 526 00:26:50,769 --> 00:26:51,995 you tell them clean and cold. 527 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:53,628 'Cause they taste better. 528 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:55,038 Breakfast of champions. 529 00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,058 Breakfast of champions. 530 00:26:58,083 --> 00:27:00,144 - You need another beer. - That's true. 531 00:27:00,374 --> 00:27:01,612 Cheers, you guys. 532 00:27:01,637 --> 00:27:03,136 I love the Big Easy. 533 00:27:03,161 --> 00:27:05,433 - Welcome to the Big Easy. - Thank you. 534 00:27:05,932 --> 00:27:07,179 Get up, boy! 535 00:27:07,204 --> 00:27:08,760 You can't do that here. 536 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:12,151 Get your ass out my door. 537 00:27:41,311 --> 00:27:42,980 Look at this crown moldings 538 00:27:43,005 --> 00:27:44,541 - and the high ceilings. - Mm. 539 00:27:44,566 --> 00:27:46,564 This place is only this much? 540 00:27:46,589 --> 00:27:48,761 You guys are giving it away. You're crazy. 541 00:27:48,786 --> 00:27:52,058 A house like that is a small fortune for us locals. 542 00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:55,136 Oh. I didn't mean to sound like that. 543 00:27:55,161 --> 00:27:58,165 Oh, no, that's all right, honey. I'm-I'm used to it. 544 00:27:58,190 --> 00:28:00,425 You see, we are survivors in this city, 545 00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:02,409 so whatever it takes to get through 546 00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:05,878 what we got to get through, we just do it. 547 00:28:06,909 --> 00:28:08,911 Yes, ma'am. 548 00:28:09,409 --> 00:28:11,149 Is this place sold? 549 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:12,646 Yeah. 550 00:28:12,671 --> 00:28:14,860 That went into escrow this week. 551 00:28:14,885 --> 00:28:16,496 Chinese fella bought it. 552 00:28:16,521 --> 00:28:18,097 Oh. 553 00:28:18,753 --> 00:28:20,136 Okay. 554 00:28:20,161 --> 00:28:23,167 Well, you have my info, you know what I like, 555 00:28:23,192 --> 00:28:25,276 so if you see something, give me a call. 556 00:28:25,301 --> 00:28:27,659 I got you, baby. I know your taste. 557 00:28:27,950 --> 00:28:30,978 You like a big kitchen and bathrooms, 558 00:28:31,003 --> 00:28:33,544 good room flow and great toilets. 559 00:28:33,569 --> 00:28:35,933 That's the one. 560 00:29:14,206 --> 00:29:16,428 ♪ No one to walk with ♪ 561 00:29:16,453 --> 00:29:18,456 ♪ All by myself ♪ 562 00:29:18,753 --> 00:29:20,462 ♪ No one to talk with ♪ 563 00:29:20,487 --> 00:29:22,519 ♪ I'm happy on the shelf ♪ 564 00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,620 ♪ Ain't misbehavin' ♪ 565 00:29:24,645 --> 00:29:27,482 ♪ Saving all my love for you ♪ 566 00:29:29,042 --> 00:29:31,222 ♪ Oh, babe ♪ 567 00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:34,840 ♪ Like Jack Horner, I'm in a corner ♪ 568 00:29:34,865 --> 00:29:39,011 ♪ I don't swing enough, well, what should I care? ♪ 569 00:29:39,448 --> 00:29:42,039 ♪ All your loving ♪ 570 00:29:42,064 --> 00:29:44,730 ♪ Waiting for me, babe... ♪ 571 00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:13,044 ♪ We're all going crazy ♪ 572 00:30:13,069 --> 00:30:14,691 ♪ While jammin' and... ♪ 573 00:30:15,046 --> 00:30:17,745 ♪ I said, hangin' in the Tremé ♪ 574 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:21,175 ♪ Watchin' people sashay ♪ 575 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:23,347 ♪ Past my step... ♪ 576 00:30:28,648 --> 00:30:31,284 ♪ Once knew a girl named Judy ♪ 577 00:30:31,309 --> 00:30:34,765 - ♪ Judy! ♪ - ♪ She had the nicest booty ♪ 578 00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:37,456 - ♪ Booty! ♪ - ♪ And all the guys in town ♪ 579 00:30:37,481 --> 00:30:42,175 ♪ Would gather around to see Judy twerk her booty... ♪ 580 00:30:42,371 --> 00:30:44,259 Hey, Selwyn, how you doing tonight, baby? 581 00:30:44,284 --> 00:30:45,668 What's going on, man? What you got? 582 00:30:45,692 --> 00:30:48,651 Uh, let me get a double of Jameson straight, no chaser. 583 00:30:48,676 --> 00:30:50,003 You got it. 584 00:30:53,296 --> 00:30:55,980 Hi. I'm so sorry to bother you, I just, 585 00:30:56,005 --> 00:30:59,310 I love your set, I love your music, I'm a big fan. 586 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:01,128 Well, thank you very much, love. 587 00:31:01,153 --> 00:31:02,995 Um, what's your name? 588 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:06,239 - I'm Sam. - Well, it's nice to meet you, Sam. 589 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,456 Nice to meet you. 590 00:31:07,481 --> 00:31:09,316 - Where you from? - I'm from L.A. 591 00:31:09,341 --> 00:31:11,510 Oh, L.A. I love L.A. 592 00:31:11,535 --> 00:31:12,715 You mind if I buy you a drink? 593 00:31:12,739 --> 00:31:14,808 Oh, sure. Yeah. 594 00:31:14,833 --> 00:31:18,944 Hey, Selwyn, can I get another double Jameson straight-up? 595 00:31:18,976 --> 00:31:20,311 Coming right up. 596 00:31:20,336 --> 00:31:23,706 Um, I got a show actually coming up in L.A. in August. 597 00:31:23,731 --> 00:31:26,542 Oh. That is such great news. 598 00:31:26,980 --> 00:31:29,214 - You are so talented. Damn it. - Yes. 599 00:31:29,239 --> 00:31:31,673 That's why when I met him two years ago, 600 00:31:31,698 --> 00:31:33,351 I knew I had to have him. 601 00:31:33,628 --> 00:31:35,901 - And now he's mine. - Oh. 602 00:31:35,926 --> 00:31:38,339 - Irina. - Hello. Sam. 603 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:39,683 Yes. Of course. 604 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,980 You know, you're pretty talented your own self. 605 00:31:42,005 --> 00:31:44,035 I've been following your work for a long time now. 606 00:31:44,060 --> 00:31:47,112 - I really enjoy it. - Oh, thank you. 607 00:31:47,137 --> 00:31:50,075 By the way, that show in L.A. is on August 23rd. 608 00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:52,870 Okay. Great. I'm getting tickets. 609 00:31:52,895 --> 00:31:55,059 - I'm gonna bring my... - Good. We'll, uh, 610 00:31:55,083 --> 00:31:56,246 we'll see you there, then. 611 00:31:56,271 --> 00:31:59,084 Okay. Yes. Well, nice to meet you. 612 00:31:59,109 --> 00:32:01,012 Thanks for the drink. Mm. 613 00:32:02,964 --> 00:32:05,082 Oh... Sorry. 614 00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:07,871 Wow. 615 00:32:11,112 --> 00:32:13,747 Yeah, another Sam body slam. 616 00:32:14,061 --> 00:32:15,633 How'd I get so lucky? 617 00:32:15,658 --> 00:32:16,693 Hi. 618 00:32:16,718 --> 00:32:18,795 - Hi. - What? 619 00:32:19,043 --> 00:32:20,398 What? 620 00:32:20,423 --> 00:32:21,625 - What? - What? 621 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:25,843 Aren't you... missing something? 622 00:32:25,868 --> 00:32:27,309 Someone? 623 00:32:27,334 --> 00:32:30,184 No. I don't think so. 624 00:32:31,052 --> 00:32:32,981 She could tell I wanted to be someplace else, 625 00:32:33,006 --> 00:32:36,504 so, uh, she went back to the hotel. 626 00:32:36,529 --> 00:32:38,503 - Oh. Hmm. - And I came here. 627 00:32:38,528 --> 00:32:41,365 That makes you not a very good date. 628 00:32:42,726 --> 00:32:44,562 It was her idea. 629 00:32:44,879 --> 00:32:46,481 Oh. 630 00:32:54,829 --> 00:32:57,876 Okay. Where are we going? 631 00:32:57,901 --> 00:33:00,215 - Come on. - All right. 632 00:33:32,676 --> 00:33:34,586 Sam, it's Mae, 633 00:33:34,611 --> 00:33:36,325 your New Orleans Realtor. 634 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:38,739 You will not believe this, but that house that you loved... 635 00:33:38,764 --> 00:33:41,871 The one that was in escrow to the Chinese guy? 636 00:33:41,896 --> 00:33:45,050 Well, the deal fell through and it is back on the market. 637 00:33:45,075 --> 00:33:47,618 So this could really work out perfect for you. 638 00:33:48,239 --> 00:33:50,820 So let me know when you want to see it. I will set it up. 639 00:33:50,845 --> 00:33:52,798 Okay. Call me. 640 00:33:52,931 --> 00:33:53,931 Bye. 641 00:33:53,956 --> 00:33:55,340 Sara! 642 00:33:55,903 --> 00:33:57,293 That's you? 643 00:33:57,861 --> 00:33:59,443 - Oh... - You rememb... you remember me? 644 00:34:03,559 --> 00:34:05,285 We was eating crawdaddies. 645 00:34:05,489 --> 00:34:07,646 Yes. Thank you for helping me with those. 646 00:34:07,671 --> 00:34:09,675 - Oh, yeah. - Okay. 647 00:34:10,393 --> 00:34:12,229 Have a good night. 648 00:34:12,977 --> 00:34:14,370 Call me. 649 00:34:17,441 --> 00:34:19,881 - He's my best friend. - You never told me your name was Sara. 650 00:34:21,817 --> 00:34:23,534 Well... 651 00:34:23,559 --> 00:34:26,136 I have lots of secrets, too. 652 00:34:26,161 --> 00:34:28,300 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 653 00:34:28,635 --> 00:34:30,792 You want to tell one? 654 00:34:34,395 --> 00:34:35,864 Well, you just found out. 655 00:34:35,889 --> 00:34:37,147 My name is Sara. 656 00:34:37,172 --> 00:34:40,572 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 47133

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