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- And now for an exclusive report
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from High Gardener in Miami.
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- One of the most publicized events
staged in Miami Beach
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has been moved to the
middle of the ocean.
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The Artists and Models Ball,
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sponsored annually by
philanthropist Sherwood Gates
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for the Orphans of the World Society
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will not be held at the
Fountain Blue this year.
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Instead it will take place on
the luxury cruise ship
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the SS Emerald Seas, while at sea,
three weeks from today.
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In the past three years each beauty
met a horrible death
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shortly after being crowned Queen of
the Artisan Models Ball
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murdered by an unknown
person or persons.
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The victims, Olive Clayton,
from Washington DC,
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Francie Jonas of Atlanta,
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and from Miami beach, Judy Brooks.
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Will the jinx follow the ball
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even in the middle of the ocean?
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Will this years winner to
be savagely slain?
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We are sending our ace news team,
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Jenny Jordan and Mike Mason,
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to photograph the ball.
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If anything happens, you'll be
there, on Eyewitness News.
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Meanwhile on Miami Beach the manager
of the Fountain Blue
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and the chief of police have
put their foot down
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on Sherwood Gates balls until the
murders are solved.
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- Go on.
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- I was hungry see,
that's all it was.
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All I wanted was her purse, but when
I grabbed her hand bag
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she came along with it.
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How was I supposed to know
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she had tied herself to
her hand bag?
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- So you dragged the old
lady three blocks?
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- It was her or me.
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- I see.
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And you're 29 and she's 89.
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- Well she outweighed me.
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- Yeah.
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- She had on these rubber
toed shoes you know,
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really slowed me down.
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She kept dragging her feet
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making little tread marks
in the sidewalk.
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- Yeah.
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- Step out please.
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Name? - Fanny Hill.
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- Urma Ladoosh.
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- Pussy Galore.
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- Tiny Tim.
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- Peters.
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- Peters what?
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- Dick Peters, can't you
see I'm a man?
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- No shit.
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- Dave did you see the
hookers we booked?
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Man you wouldn't believe what goes
on with those chicks.
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And the incredible thing is,
they like it here.
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I mean I don't like it
here and I'm a cop.
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- Casey.
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- Some of them are pretty
good looking broads.
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- Casey listen a second.
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- What?
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- Come here.
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Have you uh
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noticed anything funny
about the chief?
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I mean uh,
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does anything seem strange
about the way he acts?
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- Nah, he's an old dick
from way back.
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Probably thinks we're a
couple of snotty kids.
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- Naw.
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Well I think the chief, is a little
bit on the gay side.
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- You think the chief is a
little on the gay side?
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Dave you've been in vice
too long baby.
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No way, it's time for a
little nappy nap.
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He's married with
grandchildren for Christ sakes.
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- He's always staring at me Casey,
looking me up and down.
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Jesus it's driving me nuts.
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- When did it start?
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- Week, maybe two weeks ago.
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- Nah Dave, you're not getting me
in that kind of scene.
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No way.
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No way, now forget it.
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Hi there Chief.
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- Morning Chief. - Morning Dave.
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How's Trix?
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- Just great Chief.
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Great, Trix was just great.
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- Do me a favor Dave.
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- Chief, we're kind of
busy right now.
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Hey Dave, do the chief a
favor will ya?
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- Turn around for me will ya Dave.
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- You want me to turn around huh?
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- Yeah, you know, step out here
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and do a little spin
around you know.
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- Yeah.
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- A little slower Dave.
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Okay.
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Don't go anywhere.
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- He likes you Dave.
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- Shut up.
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- Hey can I be your pimp?
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- God dammit Casey what
am I going to do?
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- Don't do anything, let
him do it all.
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- That's not what I mean.
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- Well just,
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say hey Chief, I'm awfully sorry,
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but I'm already engaged and
show him your ring.
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- I don't wanna embarrass
the old guy Cas.
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- Well just say Chief,
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I don't wanna embarrass you,
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but I'm not a fag so freak off.
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- You're a great help.
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Thanks.
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- Good morning Collins.
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- Morning Officer Fulton.
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- Would you do me a favor please?
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- Do a good turn for the lady.
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- Yes, if you please.
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- You uh, want me to spin?
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- Mmhmm.
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- And for this years model, in
yellow and brown.
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- That's very nice, very nice.
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- Got a good tush too.
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- Pull your pant leg up
will you Collins.
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Your pant leg up, just
right up there.
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Above the knee please,
above the knee.
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Oh that's good.
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Terrific legs, terrific legs.
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- Let's go back in the office.
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- You can put your pant
leg down now.
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Very nice, very nice.
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- Jesus.
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What the hell is going on?
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- I don't know, but can I watch?
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- Oh you're a real buddy
you know that?
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The chief and his right hand man
are giving me the eye.
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My world.
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The whole world is falling apart,
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and you're making jokes.
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- Just remember Dave,
the whole world
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is a comedy to those who think.
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- Oh yeah, well what's
your excuse huh?
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- Collins? - Yeah?
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- Can you come into
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the chief's office for a
moment please?
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- Yes sir, yes ma'am.
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- I wanna know everything Dave.
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Don't leave out the dirty parts,
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I'm a grown man I can take it.
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I even go to R rated movies.
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- Come in.
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Come in Dave.
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Sit down.
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Dave, we've got a
proposition to make.
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- I figured you'd say that.
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- How'd you like a nice big fat
promotion Collins?
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- Well uh...
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- It could make your career as a
police detective Dave.
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- Look Chief, and Officer Fulton,
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I'm really uh,
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very flattered by all this,
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but you see uh,
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well there's my girl and uh, and uh,
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she's, she's a little jealous,
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very jealous in fact and uh,
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I don't really think
she'd go for it.
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- Well of course not Dave, and
you wouldn't tell her.
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- This is a covert operation,
Collins, naturally.
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- Naturally.
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- Now listen to me Dave.
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I realize this is a little strange
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and sort of sudden and
you're a little tense.
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" Me!
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Tense!
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No, not me Chief, not tense.
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- The point is Dave, that when
you've been in a department
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as long as I have,
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you'll realize that sometimes
methods like this
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have to be used.
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Now you're not just coming through
for me, or for Fulton,
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you're coming through for the
whole department.
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- The whole department.
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- It's quite an assignment Collins.
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- It will make you or break you.
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- Yes it will.
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Yes it will.
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- Well Collins, what do you say?
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- I'm touched Chief,
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touched and flattered as I
said before, in fact
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I'm sure the two of you are a
little bit touched too.
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But the fact is,
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I'm gonna have to bow out Chief.
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Over and out.
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Take care of yourself Chief.
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I'll always remember the two of you
with great fondness.
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- Now sit down Collins.
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What kind of crap are
you handing me?
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I offer you the biggest undercover
assignment of your life
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and you're backing out.
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- Undercover assignment?
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- We want you to investigate
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the Artisan Models Ball
homicides Dave.
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- The last three winners
of that contest
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have been brutally murdered.
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Now God knows what weird
perverted mentality
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is after these poor kids
but we haven't got
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a single lead on him or her,
or whoever it is.
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We've got to get a man
on the inside.
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And make him come to us.
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It's too dangerous to assign a
woman to the case.
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- That's a moot point Chief.
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There are women who could handle it.
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Attractive, intelligent,
motivated women.
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- Alright let's not go
through that again.
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The point is we need a
man that can pose
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as a beauty contestant.
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- You want me to pose as a
beauty contestant?
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- You'd make a very
attractive young lady.
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- With the proper
preparations of course.
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- You have just two weeks
to turn yourself
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into a pretty girl Dave.
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- Two weeks?
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- This years Artisan Model Ball
takes place in two weeks.
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It'll be held on a luxury
liner the Emerald Seas.
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- Two weeks Chief.
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- Yes, we've been in contact with a
Mister Gregory Lasalle,
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a female impersonator who runs a
charm school here in town.
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You're to contact him immediately.
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Now he won't know
you're a policeman.
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He'll think you're just a
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just a young man who
wants to learn to be
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a female impersonator.
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- I see.
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- Casey will be working
right along with you.
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On the boat he'll pose as your
escort or your boyfriend.
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- Escort Chief.
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He's not my type for a boyfriend.
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- Whatever the choice is yours.
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- I think I should go and bring
his escort in Chief,
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don't you? - Mmhmm.
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That is Sherwood P Gates Ill,
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he's the originator and one of the
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chief sponsors of the ball.
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Now despite his benevolent exterior,
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he's a notorious playboy, has
been for a long time.
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Now it's known, that he
propositioned the three dead girls
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and that all three
rejected his advances.
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This is Vito Vito and his
bodyguard Paco the Paranoid,
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known underworld figures,
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who've built a local empire
smuggling cocaine and heroine.
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And this is Vito's sister Rita.
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Now Rita has been trying to enter
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the Artisan Models Beauty Ball
Contest for three years,
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and every year she's been rejected.
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Now we know that Vito does not want
her to enter the contest
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but what we don't know is why.
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- Doesn't seem like we have very
much to go on does it?
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- The main question is,
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why would Gates, or Paco, or Vito
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kill the beauty contestants?
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- That's what you'll
have to find out.
260
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,791
Remember Paco is the one to watch.
261
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:58,754
He didn't earn his nickname Paco the
Paranoid for nothing.
262
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:01,090
He's takes exception to every
side long glance.
263
00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:02,842
Even harmless remarks.
264
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,510
He's been known to assault people
265
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,929
who ask him for directions.
266
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:08,931
- Any questions?
267
00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:10,474
- Yeah.
268
00:14:10,808 --> 00:14:12,935
What do I do while he's learning
how to act like lady?
269
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,019
- You'll be bugging the
apartments of
270
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,189
Sherwood Gates and Vito Vito.
271
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:19,566
- But Chief
that's such a drag.
272
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:22,820
- I'm up for a promotion.
273
00:14:23,154 --> 00:14:24,029
You know what that means?
274
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:25,239
- It means we can get married?
275
00:14:25,573 --> 00:14:26,532
- Right.
276
00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,450
Except that before I get
the promotion,
277
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,911
I have this little assignment.
278
00:14:31,245 --> 00:14:33,705
It's just a little undercover
work that I have to do.
279
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,834
It'll take a couple of weeks and uh
280
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:40,171
during that time I won't be able to
write you or phone you
281
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,881
but I want you to know
282
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,342
you'll be in my thoughts
the whole time.
283
00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:49,137
And after the assignment, when I
get the promotion,
284
00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:50,556
well,
285
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,849
look out baby.
286
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,609
Why are ya looking at me like that?
287
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:03,110
- Like what?
288
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,447
- You have a kind of suspicious
look around your eyes.
289
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:08,991
- Oh I'm not suspicious Dave.
290
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,451
I trust you.
291
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,578
I understand about your work.
292
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,831
I know you have to go away
for weeks at a time.
293
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,417
I know you can't write or phone.
294
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,252
I know you're involved in
dangerous assignments
295
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,921
that could cost you your life.
296
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:24,674
I understand all that.
297
00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:26,800
I'm not suspicious.
298
00:15:27,135 --> 00:15:29,220
There's only one thing I wanna know.
299
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:30,096
- What?
300
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,014
- Who is she?
301
00:15:40,565 --> 00:15:41,941
- Lesson number one,
302
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,111
you must regard yourself
as a creation.
303
00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:48,781
Not a freak, to be a good
female impersonator.
304
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:52,952
Creation begins with mist
and ends with mass,
305
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,454
the intangible given a name.
306
00:15:56,414 --> 00:15:58,707
What will your name be Dave?
307
00:15:59,041 --> 00:16:01,043
- How about Gertrude?
308
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:02,503
- How about Faith?
309
00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:04,588
- l'll buy it.
310
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:05,923
- Faith Cummings.
311
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,426
- Not bad.
312
00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,511
- Then you must think
Faith Cummings.
313
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:12,972
Eat Faith Cummings.
314
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,099
Breathe Faith Cummings.
315
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:16,684
Sleep Faith Cummings.
316
00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:20,521
And most importantly you must
believe Faith Cummings.
317
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:21,856
Can you believe?
318
00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:23,274
- I think so.
319
00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,776
- Then you've got the Faith.
320
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:29,696
Alright now move with more grace.
321
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:32,992
Let your hips sway from
side to side.
322
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,370
That's it, watch your left hand on
your hip, that's it.
323
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:39,581
Now slowly turn around,
turn around slowly.
324
00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:43,002
Oh my God Faith, you look like a
victim of an Apache Raid.
325
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:45,046
You don't believe faith believe.
326
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,047
- I believe, I believe.
327
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:49,717
- Walk don't talk.
328
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:51,385
That's it, that's it.
329
00:16:51,719 --> 00:16:54,513
Now let those hips sway
very very gingerly.
330
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,181
Oh you're moving so well.
331
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:57,600
That's my boy.
332
00:16:57,934 --> 00:17:00,144
That's it turn around very slowly.
333
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:04,978
Oh just divine, that's good, now
carry on, that's it.
334
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,067
Oh how lovely you're doing it.
335
00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,529
Oh you're moving so, you're going to
be the hit of the party
336
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,865
I can just see it, I wish
it were my party.
337
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,284
You're doing it, look at that,
it's alright,
338
00:17:15,618 --> 00:17:17,494
you're doing a beautiful job.
339
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:18,286
Just beautiful.
340
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,132
No, no ,no Faith.
341
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,302
We do not apply makeup as though
it were finger paints.
342
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,179
It's not the same thing,
343
00:17:35,513 --> 00:17:39,058
and we don't slap it on in
great gobs and hunks.
344
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:41,644
We apply it gingerly.
345
00:17:41,978 --> 00:17:42,645
Delicately.
346
00:17:44,522 --> 00:17:46,524
- You know I'm beginning to think
347
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:49,150
I'm really not cut out for this.
348
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,361
I mean some people are just
349
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,155
innately masculine.
350
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,366
- Put the make up on Faith.
351
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,078
- I mean I think I'm just too,
352
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,121
- Butch.
353
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,081
- Jesus.
354
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,834
- Cut yourself again?
355
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,085
You're going to have so many
bandages under there,
356
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,047
it'll look like the mummy's armpit.
357
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,133
- Funny.
358
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:15,510
I suppose I have to shave
my chest too huh?
359
00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:18,889
- Well why don't we just pluck it
360
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,225
and save you the aggravation?
361
00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,072
- Luchio here.
362
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:18,198
Talk fast.
363
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,909
- Luchio Mio.
364
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,494
This is Gregory.
365
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,664
- I'm so busy, I'm working
on a masterpiece.
366
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,541
- Yes darling, me too.
367
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,545
Can you do me a favor?
368
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,839
I'm in a terrible rush.
369
00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,300
Well I have a young man
in training here,
370
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,844
and we need a bosom for him.
371
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:42,181
Well I know the marvelous
work you're doing,
372
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,141
and I wonder,
373
00:19:44,475 --> 00:19:45,017
what size?
374
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,436
What size Faith?
375
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:50,272
- About a 38.
376
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,357
~ 38?
377
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,818
~ 38?
378
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:56,236
Just a minute.
379
00:19:56,570 --> 00:19:59,197
Suzy would you stand up please.
380
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:00,991
And turn around.
381
00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:01,867
Thank you.
382
00:20:04,370 --> 00:20:05,287
- Oh God.
383
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,872
That's so gosh.
384
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,249
Send over a 36.
385
00:20:10,793 --> 00:20:12,753
- I'm working on 36 right now,
386
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,630
you can have them in the morning.
387
00:20:14,964 --> 00:20:15,756
Alright?
388
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:18,509
- Oh thank you so very much.
389
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,135
Kisses to Tiny.
390
00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:21,678
Righto.
391
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:22,554
BYE bye.
392
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,350
38'?
393
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,226
Really?
394
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:30,937
What do you want, some
kind of freak?
395
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,942
Alright darling, it's
visual aids time.
396
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,700
I have some pictures that I
want to show you.
397
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:46,327
Here that's it, spread this out.
398
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:47,204
Here see?
399
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,041
- What are these for?
400
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,795
- Oh these are for the most
important part of the test.
401
00:20:55,129 --> 00:20:56,213
- I don't get it?
402
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,923
- The most important thing Faith
403
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:01,051
is you see the world
through female eyes.
404
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,553
You see a handsome man for instance.
405
00:21:03,888 --> 00:21:05,180
- Oh no you don't, uh uh.
406
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,099
- It's acting Faith,
that's all it is.
407
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:10,269
You don't have to really be
turned on by the guy.
408
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,564
You have to allow for the
possibility to enter your head.
409
00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,024
- Oh he can enter the head
410
00:21:15,357 --> 00:21:17,192
but everywhere else is off limits.
411
00:21:17,526 --> 00:21:19,152
- Look at these pictures.
412
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:23,157
Now is there a man here that
looks attractive to you?
413
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:27,369
Is there one that gives you
just a little tingle?
414
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,206
- He's not bad.
415
00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:34,418
He's no good.
416
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:37,504
- He's attractive.
417
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,297
- He's kinda cute.
418
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:40,633
I mean uh...
419
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,093
- Does he give you just a
little tingle?
420
00:21:43,427 --> 00:21:46,388
- Not me, but if I were a broad,
421
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:47,347
he might.
422
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,849
- Well stretch your imagination.
423
00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:52,686
Imagine you're on a date with him.
424
00:21:53,020 --> 00:21:53,645
Alright now come on now.
425
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:55,355
Now close your eyes, alright,
426
00:21:55,689 --> 00:21:57,107
try to picture it,
427
00:21:57,441 --> 00:21:58,400
that's it.
428
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:00,360
Alright now, he knocks at the door.
429
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,654
What then?
430
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:05,740
- I let him in and introduce him
to my mommy and daddy.
431
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:07,618
Oh. - What's his name?
432
00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:12,039
- Something ordinary like,
433
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:13,374
Rock.
434
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,458
- Rock, of that's one of my
favorite names.
435
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,336
I adore it.
436
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:18,504
Go on.
437
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:20,589
- Uh, we get in the car.
438
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:25,469
Go out to dinner - Uh huh.
439
00:22:25,803 --> 00:22:27,888
- Take in a movie. - Uh huh.
440
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,767
- Now we're alone in the car.
441
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:32,935
Uh oh. - What?
442
00:22:34,562 --> 00:22:37,481
- I'm not the type of girl that
kisses on the first date.
443
00:22:37,815 --> 00:22:39,024
Ouch.
444
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:39,816
- What happened.
445
00:22:40,150 --> 00:22:41,901
- He crushed my corsage.
446
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,181
- By George she's got it.
447
00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,309
- So.
448
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,435
Am I a success?
449
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:17,312
- You were beautiful darling.
450
00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:20,940
But there's one ultimate question
which must be answered.
451
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:21,900
- What's that?
452
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:23,818
- Will you fool anyone?
453
00:23:24,153 --> 00:23:25,404
- How do we find out?
454
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,115
- We give you the reality test.
455
00:23:28,449 --> 00:23:29,366
- Reality test?
456
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:37,374
- Good evening Mister Bartender,
457
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,043
may I have a Tom Collins please?
458
00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:46,383
- Tom's out of town but would you
care for his replacement?
459
00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:47,884
- Oh that's good.
460
00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,052
- What's your name honey?
461
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:51,054
- Faith Cummings.
462
00:23:51,388 --> 00:23:53,848
- Oh well now I'll certainly try
to keep the faith.
463
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,562
- And what's your name?
464
00:23:59,897 --> 00:24:01,648
- Rock, it's short for Rocky.
465
00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:05,735
Oh what's the matter?
466
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:07,321
- Caught a rock in my throat.
467
00:24:07,655 --> 00:24:08,197
I mean uh,
468
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,117
went down the wrong pipe.
469
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:13,326
- Hey you okay.
470
00:24:13,661 --> 00:24:14,745
- Swell. - Good.
471
00:24:17,873 --> 00:24:19,207
What do you do Faith?
472
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:20,625
- Oh I'm a secretary.
473
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,586
What do you do?
474
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:23,754
- Everything.
475
00:24:24,088 --> 00:24:25,130
- For a living?
476
00:24:26,382 --> 00:24:27,925
- I sell insurance for a living.
477
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:29,467
What I'm trying to say is
478
00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:34,302
your valuables will be in good hands
with your rock baby.
479
00:24:34,765 --> 00:24:35,766
Got anything you want to insure?
480
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,643
- How about my sanity?
481
00:24:42,564 --> 00:24:44,357
- Hey you're alright Faith.
482
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:47,611
Hey Charlie, how about another drink
for the little lady?
483
00:24:47,945 --> 00:24:51,907
You know something that is one
terrific necklace
484
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,660
I really-- - Oh no
touching now Rock.
485
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:57,955
We don't wanna tarnish it now do we?
486
00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,416
- No we don't wanna do that do we.
487
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:03,710
Welp, drink up babe.
488
00:25:04,044 --> 00:25:05,295
Here's to ya.
489
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,047
Here's looking at ya.
490
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:12,594
- Well, do you come here often?
491
00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:15,638
- Only when I need the booty.
492
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,849
Only when I need the booty.
493
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:19,392
- What is this your night
off or something?
494
00:25:19,727 --> 00:25:21,770
- Oh yeah you know, the wife's out
of town and everything.
495
00:25:22,104 --> 00:25:23,647
- You're married?
496
00:25:23,981 --> 00:25:25,107
- Of course I'm married.
497
00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,483
Everybody's married.
498
00:25:26,817 --> 00:25:30,153
I've got two kids, you wanna
see their picture?
499
00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:31,571
There see, see that?
500
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:32,572
Not bad huh?
501
00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:34,490
Well you ready to go?
502
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,493
- Go, go where?
503
00:25:36,827 --> 00:25:39,454
- Well uh, there's a
terrific little motel
504
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,581
just about three blocks
down the street.
505
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,583
Here I'll show you.
506
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:44,959
I got post cards, you see that?
507
00:25:45,294 --> 00:25:46,586
Milton Arms, not bad huh?
508
00:25:46,920 --> 00:25:50,423
Or a nice little cubbie hole
at a hotel downtown
509
00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,719
that I use for very
special occasions.
510
00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,680
Or we could uh, probablyjust
go on out in the car
511
00:25:57,014 --> 00:25:58,557
and save a couple of bucks.
512
00:25:58,891 --> 00:26:00,767
- Not very subtle are you?
513
00:26:02,352 --> 00:26:03,144
- Subtle?
514
00:26:03,479 --> 00:26:04,563
Subtle for what?
515
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,064
- Well I mean,
516
00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,817
a girl doesn't like to be rushed.
517
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,862
- Hey I already bought
you two drinks.
518
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:14,072
Now you owe me something.
519
00:26:15,699 --> 00:26:18,535
Now come on, I wanna get back in
time for the ball game.
520
00:26:18,869 --> 00:26:20,078
- Let go of my arm.
521
00:26:22,414 --> 00:26:23,665
- HEY-
522
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,583
What do you think you're here for.
523
00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,502
I said I wanna be back in time
for the ball game
524
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:29,754
I don't wanna play games.
525
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:33,425
Of course all I want is a quickie.
526
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,469
- All you want is a quickie huh?
527
00:26:39,723 --> 00:26:40,390
Well.
528
00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:44,602
No way to treat a lady.
529
00:26:47,856 --> 00:26:49,524
- You okay Rocky boy?
530
00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:52,902
Jesus you gotta watch out for these
damned women libbers.
531
00:26:53,237 --> 00:26:54,446
- Hey nice comeback.
532
00:26:54,780 --> 00:26:56,782
Your face looks like a blood test.
533
00:26:57,116 --> 00:26:58,784
Take my wife please.
534
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,619
My wife went to the beauty parlor,
she got a mud pack,
535
00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:02,329
for two days she looked nice.
536
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:03,705
Then the mud fell off.
537
00:27:10,129 --> 00:27:11,547
- Don't push so hard.
538
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,465
- I'll never get it in
if I don't push hard.
539
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:15,509
You should have oiled it.
540
00:27:15,843 --> 00:27:17,594
- Just shut up
and stick it in.
541
00:27:17,928 --> 00:27:19,763
- Put some Vaseline on it first.
542
00:27:20,097 --> 00:27:21,890
Go on. - Oh alright.
543
00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,559
Like this. -All around.
544
00:27:24,893 --> 00:27:27,395
- Is that better? - Much better.
545
00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:29,147
Look it's almost in now.
546
00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,441
- Oh it still
doesn't fit right.
547
00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:33,401
Try to push it to the left honey.
548
00:27:33,735 --> 00:27:35,528
Wait it's
getting scratched.
549
00:27:35,863 --> 00:27:36,613
- Scratched it's getting scratched?
550
00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:38,365
- How could it get scratched?
551
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:39,658
- Yeah how could it get scratched?
552
00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:41,034
It's got a ton of Vaseline on it.
553
00:27:41,368 --> 00:27:43,328
- Maybe I have it
in the wrong hole'?
554
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:45,330
- Well that's good, he's got it
in the wrong hole.
555
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:47,707
- Wanna put it in a
different place or something?
556
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,001
- I've never put it in
the wrong hole before.
557
00:27:50,335 --> 00:27:51,919
- Well then just push it
558
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,673
and maybe it will go in
all the way okay?
559
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,759
On three this time, one, two, three.
560
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,555
Wow it's in, it's in.
561
00:28:02,890 --> 00:28:04,391
- It's in, it's in?
562
00:28:07,102 --> 00:28:09,354
- What's the matter now Sherwood?
563
00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:13,400
- I was just wondering will I ever
be able to get it out?
564
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:14,735
- You gotta get it out.
565
00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:16,652
It's no fun if you don't get it out.
566
00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:18,029
- See it's stuck.
567
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,115
- Oh boy, well just leave it
where it is honey,
568
00:28:21,450 --> 00:28:23,076
okay, let's just go out to dinner.
569
00:28:23,410 --> 00:28:25,537
- They can't go out to
dinner like that.
570
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,914
- But my cuff links are in
there and my wallet.
571
00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:29,374
- Oh no.
572
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:31,251
Okay here we go again.
573
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:35,505
- Wait, wait, it's cracking.
574
00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:39,551
Look.
575
00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:41,594
- What?
576
00:28:41,929 --> 00:28:42,679
- Something.
577
00:28:45,807 --> 00:28:47,183
Something.
578
00:28:47,517 --> 00:28:48,601
- What's the matter?
579
00:28:48,936 --> 00:28:49,853
What is it?
580
00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,982
- That looks like a...
581
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:25,889
- How's about the linguine?
582
00:29:26,223 --> 00:29:27,641
- She's great linguine Vito.
583
00:29:27,975 --> 00:29:30,227
- She done yet? - Almost done.
584
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:33,480
(knocking at door.
585
00:29:33,814 --> 00:29:34,773
- Yeah?
586
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,692
- One two buckle my shoe.
587
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,154
- What's this one two
buckle my shoe bit.
588
00:29:41,488 --> 00:29:43,490
- What do you mean,
it's the password.
589
00:29:43,824 --> 00:29:45,450
- That's right.
590
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,911
- Well, I just passed with honors.
591
00:29:48,245 --> 00:29:51,665
I am now a full fledged
female impersonator.
592
00:29:51,999 --> 00:29:53,458
- Well that's better than
what you used to be
593
00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:56,461
a full fledged police impersonator.
594
00:29:57,421 --> 00:29:59,423
- So I got our orders.
595
00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:03,426
I'm Faith Cummings and
you're Tobey Bricknell.
596
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:07,221
- Tobey Bricknell, whoever heard
of a Tobey Bricknell?
597
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,599
- I thought you'd like it.
598
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:10,683
- I hate it.
599
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:11,893
You liked it.
600
00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:14,687
You always get the good stuff.
601
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:17,774
- Did you get anything on
Sherwood Gates?
602
00:30:18,108 --> 00:30:19,692
- Well, now I know he's got a gun.
603
00:30:20,027 --> 00:30:20,610
- Agun.
604
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:22,153
What about Vito and Paco?
605
00:30:22,487 --> 00:30:23,696
- Those guys aren't crooks.
606
00:30:24,031 --> 00:30:24,948
They're cooks.
607
00:30:25,282 --> 00:30:27,450
All they ever talk about is food.
608
00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:28,743
Listen.
609
00:30:29,077 --> 00:30:31,537
- Hey is the
meatballs quickie yet?
610
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:32,873
- Not yet Vito, almost.
611
00:30:33,206 --> 00:30:35,666
- Well beat him for
another 15 minutes.
612
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,127
- Quickie meatballs?
613
00:30:37,461 --> 00:30:39,629
- Yeah that's what I said, all they
ever talk about is food.
614
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:41,714
- Doesn't make sense.
615
00:30:42,049 --> 00:30:46,011
- Well maybe not, but we can get
some great recipes.
616
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:49,931
- Are you pounding
the meatballs Paco?
617
00:30:50,265 --> 00:30:51,766
- Yeah Vito, I'm
pounding them.
618
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:53,643
I'm pounding them good.
619
00:30:53,977 --> 00:30:55,269
- Well keep pounding them.
620
00:30:55,604 --> 00:30:58,523
Until they get nice and tender.
621
00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:02,694
- They're getting tender, they're
getting nice and tender.
622
00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:05,655
- You two gonna quit working
and come to dinner?
623
00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:07,907
- In a minute huh, in a minute.
624
00:31:08,241 --> 00:31:09,242
- You come now and eat your fill
625
00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:12,287
'cause next week you're gonna be
cooking for yourself.
626
00:31:12,621 --> 00:31:14,122
- What do you mean by that?
627
00:31:14,456 --> 00:31:16,332
- I mean I'm going to enter
628
00:31:16,666 --> 00:31:19,418
the Artisan Models beauty
Contest this year,
629
00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:21,588
whether you like it or not.
630
00:31:21,922 --> 00:31:22,964
- No you ain't.
631
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,181
- Yes I am.
632
00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:34,434
- You're already been turned down
three years in a row.
633
00:31:34,768 --> 00:31:35,685
Now what do you wanna
634
00:31:36,019 --> 00:31:37,603
keep taking that kind of
punishment for?
635
00:31:37,938 --> 00:31:39,856
- Because I wanna, that's why.
636
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:42,442
- No you don't wanna.
637
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,110
No fiance of mine is gonna
be no contender
638
00:31:44,444 --> 00:31:46,070
in no beauty contest.
639
00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:47,989
I don't want no judges or no...
640
00:31:49,658 --> 00:31:51,409
Nobody else looking at you
in no bathing suit.
641
00:31:51,743 --> 00:31:54,203
- So I take off the bathing suit.
642
00:31:55,789 --> 00:31:57,415
- Take off the bathing suit?
643
00:31:57,749 --> 00:31:59,459
I'll kill ya, I'll make ya mort and
put ya in the ground.
644
00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:01,085
You're gonna be my wife not
some piece of meat
645
00:32:01,420 --> 00:32:02,921
for no judges to drool on.
646
00:32:03,255 --> 00:32:05,048
Nice girls they don't do
things like that.
647
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:07,842
Nice girls they stay covered from
over here to over here.
648
00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:09,051
And nice girls you know,
649
00:32:09,386 --> 00:32:12,472
they stay a virgin until
they get married.
650
00:32:12,806 --> 00:32:14,390
You know what, my wife's gonna
do better than that,
651
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:15,599
'cause my wife's gonna stay a virgin
652
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,852
even after we're married.
653
00:32:18,186 --> 00:32:20,146
She ain't going in no contest.
654
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,315
And that's final period,
you can forget it.
655
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,317
- Really, just remember Paco,
656
00:32:24,651 --> 00:32:25,860
we ain't married yet.
657
00:32:26,194 --> 00:32:26,903
- You remember--
658
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,029
- HEY-
659
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:29,113
H9)'-
660
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,825
Let's everybody calm down huh.
661
00:32:33,243 --> 00:32:34,619
Look,
662
00:32:34,953 --> 00:32:38,498
it ain't just the idea you'd be
wearing a bathing suit Rita,
663
00:32:38,832 --> 00:32:41,793
there might be some kind of
danger in this thing too.
664
00:32:42,127 --> 00:32:43,878
- Danger, what's this danger?
665
00:32:44,212 --> 00:32:46,881
You insinuating I can't protect my
fiance from danger?
666
00:32:47,215 --> 00:32:48,049
Huh Vito is that what
you're telling me,
667
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,842
I can't protect her?
668
00:32:50,177 --> 00:32:51,553
I'll protect her from anything.
669
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:54,598
If a mountain starts to fall, you
know what I'm gonna do?
670
00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,140
I'm gonna get underneath it,
pick it up,
671
00:32:56,475 --> 00:32:58,935
and put it back up again, that's
what I'm gonna do.
672
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:01,479
Nobody threatens my fiance, nobody.
673
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:03,564
She's gonna go in the contest.
674
00:33:03,899 --> 00:33:05,233
- Oh thank you Paco.
675
00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,361
Oh this man, he's a man?
676
00:33:09,988 --> 00:33:13,074
This man I worship the feet he
walks on this man.
677
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:14,951
Right? - Right, right.
678
00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:21,583
- And you're gonna be so proud of
me Paco when I win.
679
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:22,959
- Alright fine, but you're
still ain't wearing
680
00:33:23,293 --> 00:33:24,294
no bathing suit.
681
00:33:24,628 --> 00:33:25,962
You're gonna be covered from
here to over there.
682
00:33:26,296 --> 00:33:27,380
- No I ain't. - Yes you are.
683
00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:28,297
- I ain't. - You're gonna.
684
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:29,549
- I ain't. - Yes you are.
685
00:33:29,883 --> 00:33:33,177
- Please God, let them
get married soon
686
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,096
and move out.
687
00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:38,099
- So Gates found the mic and Vito
spends all his time
688
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,268
talking about meatballs.
689
00:33:40,602 --> 00:33:42,103
Well that's great.
690
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:43,563
Just great.
691
00:33:43,897 --> 00:33:44,898
- There is one other thing Chief.
692
00:33:45,232 --> 00:33:46,191
- What's that?
693
00:33:46,525 --> 00:33:47,651
- Well Vito told Rita that
he didn't want her
694
00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:50,361
to enter the contest
because of the danger.
695
00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:52,279
- But we already knew that Casey.
696
00:33:52,614 --> 00:33:54,282
- So we're right back
where we started.
697
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,200
- At least we haven't lost
any ground Chief.
698
00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:56,993
- Whoopie.
699
00:34:00,163 --> 00:34:03,457
- Chief Willinghand's office,
Fulton here.
700
00:34:03,792 --> 00:34:04,334
Really?
701
00:34:06,002 --> 00:34:06,669
Okay 10-4.
702
00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:10,381
Sherwood Gates is on his way up here
and he's plenty mad.
703
00:34:10,715 --> 00:34:13,884
- Jesus, you guys get out
of here quick.
704
00:34:23,103 --> 00:34:24,437
- Chief Willinghand,
705
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:27,315
I am Sherwood P Gates Ill,
706
00:34:27,649 --> 00:34:29,150
the P is for the pandemonium
I'm going to put
707
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:31,736
your police department in in
about five minutes.
708
00:34:32,070 --> 00:34:34,322
You know why I'm here.
709
00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,532
- Uh no I don't Mister Gates.
710
00:34:36,866 --> 00:34:38,826
Unless it concerns our
investigation into the
711
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,828
artists and models murders.
712
00:34:41,162 --> 00:34:42,997
- How very droll of you
Chief Willinghand
713
00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:44,957
to assume the role of
public defender.
714
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,960
What argument will you
sling my way next?
715
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:48,253
National Defense?
716
00:34:48,587 --> 00:34:51,006
- No one's going to sling anything
your way Mister Gates.
717
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:53,507
- Nothing except a hidden
microphone in my apartment.
718
00:34:53,842 --> 00:34:56,010
- The chief of police can not
be held responsible
719
00:34:56,344 --> 00:35:00,306
for the over zealousness of his
subordinates Mister Gates.
720
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:03,017
- We'll just let that statement
hang there for awhile
721
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:04,435
Miss uh...
722
00:35:04,769 --> 00:35:05,686
- Fulton.
723
00:35:06,021 --> 00:35:08,690
- Fulton, until it sinks of
it's own weight.
724
00:35:09,024 --> 00:35:10,984
- What's the purpose of this
visit Mister Gates?
725
00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:14,612
- The point is that I do not
like being bugged.
726
00:35:14,946 --> 00:35:16,530
And on this very point
the law is with me
727
00:35:16,865 --> 00:35:18,032
despite the rather incredible fact
728
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,577
that you were the laws
local representative.
729
00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:23,871
Awire tapping episode could
be pretty costly
730
00:35:24,205 --> 00:35:26,707
to your career Chief Willinghand.
731
00:35:27,042 --> 00:35:30,378
I've seen lives go up in
smoke for far less.
732
00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:32,088
Far less.
733
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:34,507
- You seem to forget Mister Gates
734
00:35:34,841 --> 00:35:36,676
that three girls have been murdered.
735
00:35:37,010 --> 00:35:38,511
Now we don't intend to sit back
736
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:40,805
and let it happen a fourth time.
737
00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:43,599
- It won't happen a fourth
time Miss uh...
738
00:35:43,933 --> 00:35:45,225
- Fulton.
739
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:46,477
- Miss Fulton.
740
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:48,479
- And how can you be sure of that.
741
00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,481
- Because the murderer has
been apprehended.
742
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:51,690
- What?
743
00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,609
- Turned himself into
me this morning.
744
00:35:53,943 --> 00:35:55,069
His name is Carl Fancher.
745
00:35:55,403 --> 00:35:56,612
Came to my office and
claimed that he killed
746
00:35:56,946 --> 00:35:58,072
all three girls.
747
00:35:58,406 --> 00:35:59,824
- This is incredible.
748
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,159
Well where is he now?
749
00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,286
- Out front, in custody
of my bodyguard.
750
00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,497
They're double parked in
front of your station.
751
00:36:06,831 --> 00:36:08,207
- This is simply outrageous.
752
00:36:08,541 --> 00:36:10,209
Why didn't you report this
to us immediately?
753
00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:12,378
- You're the one that's
outrageous Willinghand.
754
00:36:12,712 --> 00:36:14,338
Imagine bugging me-
755
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:15,882
Now I'm warning you,
756
00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:18,259
unless you wanna be brought up
on criminal charges
757
00:36:18,593 --> 00:36:20,094
of illegal wire tap,
758
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,054
keep your clumsy stupid cops away
759
00:36:22,389 --> 00:36:24,557
from the Artisan Models Ball.
760
00:36:24,891 --> 00:36:26,017
It's a charity affair.
761
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:28,853
Charity Chief Willinghand.
762
00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:32,690
The participants will not take
kindly to police harassment.
763
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,986
Now you've got your killer and
the case is closed.
764
00:36:40,281 --> 00:36:41,907
And if you cross me,
765
00:36:42,242 --> 00:36:44,744
you might just find your
little bugging episode
766
00:36:45,078 --> 00:36:47,413
in three inch type on the front page
of the city's newspaper
767
00:36:47,747 --> 00:36:48,789
you understand?
768
00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,458
- Yes Mister Gates.
769
00:36:51,793 --> 00:36:53,795
- See that you do.
770
00:36:54,129 --> 00:36:56,047
Come along and get your suspect.
771
00:37:00,176 --> 00:37:01,385
- I killed them.
772
00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,014
I killed all three of them.
773
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:11,395
It's pretty good for a
guy like me huh?
774
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:17,693
I hope they didn't suffer any pain.
775
00:37:18,027 --> 00:37:21,196
But we're all born to
suffer pain right?
776
00:37:24,033 --> 00:37:24,700
Right?
777
00:37:26,286 --> 00:37:27,328
- Right Fancher.
778
00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:32,416
- Yeah.
779
00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:35,586
All of us born to suffer pain.
780
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:42,343
- How long have you had that cough?
781
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:43,219
- Oh,
782
00:37:44,471 --> 00:37:46,139
it's nothing I just,
783
00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:47,724
I smoke too much.
784
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:50,059
Where was I?
785
00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:54,188
Oh yes the girls I killed.
786
00:37:54,522 --> 00:37:55,689
Well,
787
00:37:56,024 --> 00:37:58,109
the first one I killed
was really good.
788
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:01,320
But the second one, the second
one was even better.
789
00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,822
But not as good as the third.
790
00:38:04,157 --> 00:38:05,575
No the third one,
791
00:38:05,909 --> 00:38:09,454
the third one was really,
really the best one.
792
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,456
- Satisfied Chief?
793
00:38:16,586 --> 00:38:18,212
- For the time being.
794
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,631
- Remember those headlines.
795
00:38:20,965 --> 00:38:22,049
Goodnight.
796
00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,259
And goodnight to you Misses uh...
797
00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,136
- Fulton.
798
00:38:26,095 --> 00:38:27,554
- Fulton, goodnight.
799
00:38:33,269 --> 00:38:33,936
- Fulton,
800
00:38:35,814 --> 00:38:37,315
better call Dave and Casey,
801
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,025
we'll postpone the operation.
802
00:38:39,359 --> 00:38:41,444
- Do you think that's wise?
803
00:38:42,987 --> 00:38:46,657
- Well there's no need to
proceed with it now.
804
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:49,202
- Yes sir.
805
00:38:51,746 --> 00:38:53,205
- I got a surprise for you honey.
806
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:54,916
- What? - I didn't get
the promotion.
807
00:38:55,250 --> 00:38:56,417
You know what that means?
808
00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:57,752
It means I'll be right
here with you,
809
00:38:58,086 --> 00:38:59,796
we can do everything we planned
because I'm not going away.
810
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:02,172
Isn't that fantastic?
811
00:39:02,507 --> 00:39:04,383
- Why're you looking at
me like that?
812
00:39:04,717 --> 00:39:06,218
- Like what?
813
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:09,305
- You got that suspicious look
around your eyes again.
814
00:39:09,639 --> 00:39:11,432
- Dave I'm not suspicious.
815
00:39:11,766 --> 00:39:14,101
I understand about your work.
816
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,603
I know you're involved in life
and death assignments
817
00:39:16,938 --> 00:39:21,275
that come up one week and don't come
off the next, really.
818
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,319
I appreciate the tension.
819
00:39:23,653 --> 00:39:25,446
The grating hours.
820
00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:27,281
The uncertainty that
accompanies a job
821
00:39:27,615 --> 00:39:30,284
with changes like yours.
822
00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:32,953
But there's only one
thing I wanna know?
823
00:39:33,288 --> 00:39:34,289
- What?
824
00:39:34,622 --> 00:39:36,957
- How'd you screw up the promotion.
825
00:39:41,004 --> 00:39:43,006
- So after I strangled her,
826
00:39:43,339 --> 00:39:45,341
I dragged her off of the bed,
827
00:39:46,634 --> 00:39:48,677
and I propped up in a chair,
828
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,764
and I lit a cigarette,
829
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,476
and I put it in her mouth.
830
00:39:55,810 --> 00:39:58,437
I think it made her happy.
831
00:39:58,771 --> 00:40:01,565
- Did it make you happy Fancher?
832
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,026
- I guess so.
833
00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,323
- Let's go Fancher.
834
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,453
- I think it did make me happy.
835
00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,377
- What do you think?
836
00:40:21,711 --> 00:40:24,130
- It seems awfully easy doesn't it?
837
00:40:24,464 --> 00:40:25,131
- Too easy.
838
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,050
Just doesn't smell right.
839
00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:31,762
- Yeah he knew all the answers,
I mean things,
840
00:40:32,096 --> 00:40:35,808
information not generally
known to the public.
841
00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:39,979
- Yeah but he could have rehearsed
and sent in here with a
842
00:40:40,313 --> 00:40:44,525
well prepared story that
fits all the details.
843
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,236
- Yeah but why, why would he do it?
844
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,446
- Look at him, listen to that cough.
845
00:40:49,781 --> 00:40:52,408
10-1 he's a dead man in six months.
846
00:40:54,327 --> 00:40:56,871
- It's true, but that even
makes less sense.
847
00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:00,166
Why would he pretend to
be the killer?
848
00:41:01,209 --> 00:41:02,418
- If he has a family somewhere
849
00:41:02,752 --> 00:41:04,503
who's about to come into a lot of
money if he goes to prison
850
00:41:04,837 --> 00:41:07,089
in place of the real murderer.
851
00:41:07,423 --> 00:41:08,632
And the odds are he'll
plead insanity
852
00:41:08,967 --> 00:41:11,135
and wind up in an
institution any way.
853
00:41:11,469 --> 00:41:14,680
- Or at least he'll die comfortably,
854
00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:17,975
I mean more comfortably
than he lived.
855
00:41:19,352 --> 00:41:20,061
- You know I think we outta go ahead
856
00:41:20,395 --> 00:41:22,438
with the operation as planned.
857
00:41:22,772 --> 00:41:25,775
If the real murderer is
still on the loose,
858
00:41:26,109 --> 00:41:29,362
we'll take advantage and
catch them off guard.
859
00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:33,157
- I'll call Casey and
Collins in the morning.
860
00:41:47,255 --> 00:41:47,922
- Hello?
861
00:41:50,383 --> 00:41:51,050
Yes.
862
00:41:52,844 --> 00:41:54,136
What time is it?
863
00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:55,930
Three AM?
864
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:00,434
Just a minute.
865
00:42:01,894 --> 00:42:02,561
Dave.
866
00:42:04,188 --> 00:42:08,066
Dave wake up, there's someone named
Fulton on the phone.
867
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,029
- Hello?
868
00:42:13,656 --> 00:42:14,323
Yes.
869
00:42:16,242 --> 00:42:16,909
It's what?
870
00:42:18,578 --> 00:42:19,245
For when?
871
00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:22,289
Tomorrow afternoon?
872
00:42:23,833 --> 00:42:24,917
It's on again.
873
00:42:26,669 --> 00:42:27,628
Yes.
874
00:42:27,962 --> 00:42:28,879
0K3)'-
875
00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:29,796
0K3)'-
876
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,966
Goodnight, I mean goodbye.
877
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,682
The case is on, we leave tomorrow.
878
00:42:40,892 --> 00:42:42,435
- Who's this Fulton person?
879
00:42:42,769 --> 00:42:44,187
- My superior honey.
880
00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:45,562
- Oh really.
881
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,025
Officer Fulton, Officer Fulton,
she's a cop.
882
00:42:49,358 --> 00:42:51,735
- Does she work undercover to?
883
00:42:52,904 --> 00:42:55,573
- Not under my covers,
that's your job baby.
884
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:57,033
- It better be.
885
00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:02,037
- Hello.
886
00:43:03,289 --> 00:43:04,581
Oh.
887
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,375
Yes I was asleep.
888
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:09,128
What can I do for you Lieutenant?
889
00:43:11,214 --> 00:43:12,048
Okay Lieutenant.
890
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:12,923
10-4.
891
00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:18,679
That was Lieutenant Fulton.
892
00:43:19,013 --> 00:43:21,306
She wants us on the cruise
ship Emerald Seas,
893
00:43:21,641 --> 00:43:24,060
tomorrow afternoon at 3:30.
894
00:43:24,393 --> 00:43:28,522
And we're to dress in civis but
bring Keystone Kops outfits.
895
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,275
- Keystone Kops outfits?
896
00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,402
- Yes, there will be 10 of us there
897
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,195
dressed as Keystone Kopss.
898
00:43:35,530 --> 00:43:38,282
We have to protect the
beauty contest winner.
899
00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,659
- Oh I'd rather go as the
ballet dancer.
900
00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:43,787
- Oh shut up and go back to sleep.
901
00:43:46,999 --> 00:43:48,500
- Don't you even want me
to help you pack.
902
00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:50,545
I always helped you pack before.
903
00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:52,588
- Honey this assignment is
really undercover
904
00:43:52,922 --> 00:43:54,340
and very confidential.
905
00:43:54,674 --> 00:43:55,841
- I won't tell anyone.
906
00:43:56,175 --> 00:43:58,135
- Honey please go to work.
907
00:43:59,762 --> 00:44:00,763
- Alright.
908
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:01,639
Good luck.
909
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,227
- See you in about a week.
910
00:44:09,605 --> 00:44:10,439
- Come back in one piece.
911
00:44:10,773 --> 00:44:13,108
- Honey you're going to be late.
912
00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:22,742
- Cookie baby how are ya?
913
00:44:23,077 --> 00:44:23,577
Going to work?
914
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:24,578
- Where are you going?
915
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,455
- Top secret kid, top secret.
916
00:44:26,789 --> 00:44:30,000
Stay cool.
917
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,510
- Hi come on in.
918
00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,348
- What a thing to greet
your buddy with.
919
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:46,850
Oh had a little rough and
tumble last night huh?
920
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:49,145
- I'm almost ready.
921
00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:01,615
- You know,
922
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,158
I've been thinking.
923
00:45:04,869 --> 00:45:07,621
This isn't going to be such a bad
assignment after all.
924
00:45:07,955 --> 00:45:08,789
- How so?
925
00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,500
- Well the way I figure it is,
926
00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,253
Fancher is the killer,
927
00:45:14,587 --> 00:45:17,673
which means you and me are
going on an assignment
928
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:20,592
which doesn't have any
reason for existing.
929
00:45:20,927 --> 00:45:22,845
- Except as a safeguard huh?
930
00:45:23,179 --> 00:45:24,513
- Yeah.
931
00:45:24,847 --> 00:45:25,889
But just think,
932
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:29,685
all those beauty contestants,
933
00:45:30,019 --> 00:45:31,353
free room and board,
934
00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:33,397
a trip to Nassau,
935
00:45:33,731 --> 00:45:36,066
and no killer to worry about.
936
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,859
So there we are having a ball.
937
00:45:38,194 --> 00:45:40,446
You, me, Faith and Tobey.
938
00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:42,740
Tobey and Faith correct,
939
00:45:43,074 --> 00:45:45,743
and while Tobey's out picking up
the beauty contestants
940
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,870
you'll be in there with Faith.
941
00:45:48,204 --> 00:45:49,622
- Very funny.
942
00:45:49,956 --> 00:45:51,624
- You have to admit
943
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,376
Faith is your type.
944
00:45:53,709 --> 00:45:55,711
- Even though she's a drag, yuk yuk.
945
00:45:56,045 --> 00:45:57,129
- It could be some vacation.
946
00:45:57,463 --> 00:46:00,674
The four of us out on
the Emerald Seas.
947
00:46:21,404 --> 00:46:23,072
- Well, how do I look?
948
00:46:36,377 --> 00:46:38,921
- Like an old hooker in
a new bottle.
949
00:46:39,255 --> 00:46:41,340
- I thought I looked pretty good.
950
00:46:41,674 --> 00:46:43,300
- You never did have any taste.
951
00:46:43,634 --> 00:46:45,844
- That's for sure, look who I
chose as my escort.
952
00:46:46,178 --> 00:46:49,890
Let's go, the ships going to
sail without us.
953
00:46:52,852 --> 00:46:53,519
Thank you.
954
00:47:22,256 --> 00:47:23,924
- Why has the prize money been upped
955
00:47:24,258 --> 00:47:26,009
to $15,000 Mister Gates?
956
00:47:27,261 --> 00:47:28,720
- The amount is irrelevant madam.
957
00:47:29,055 --> 00:47:31,348
After all who could put a price tag
on the beautiful woman.
958
00:47:31,682 --> 00:47:34,017
- Does it have anything to do
with the murders?
959
00:47:34,352 --> 00:47:35,895
- Absolutely not.
960
00:47:36,228 --> 00:47:37,437
- Isn't it true that you've
had a hard time
961
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:41,275
scraping up contestants this year
due to adverse publicity.
962
00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:44,903
- Why don't you news persons ever
think positively eh?
963
00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:46,571
I don't know whether
you've heard or not,
964
00:47:46,906 --> 00:47:49,617
but the killer was apprehended and
is now in police custody.
965
00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:52,285
- Why is it you allowed known
underworld figures
966
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,413
like Vito Vito to come on board
967
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,707
the Emerald Seas Mister Gates?
968
00:47:57,041 --> 00:47:58,625
- Anyone who gives is allowed madam,
969
00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,752
and Mister Vito has always
given generously.
970
00:48:01,087 --> 00:48:02,880
- You don't mind being associated
with that kind of--
971
00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,674
- I believe I have already answered
your question madam.
972
00:48:06,008 --> 00:48:08,176
- Well look who we have here
ladies and gentlemen,
973
00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:11,347
underworld czar Vito Vito,
with his family.
974
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:13,973
Miss Vito, are you going to be a
contestant this year?
975
00:48:14,308 --> 00:48:15,309
- Yeah, I'm a contestant.
976
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:16,226
- What do you wanna know for?
977
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,352
You gonna make something of it?
978
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:18,269
- No of course not.
979
00:48:18,604 --> 00:48:19,021
- Then keep your nose out of it.
980
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:20,731
- Calm down will ya?
981
00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:24,610
A little hot headed, especially when
he's around my sister.
982
00:48:24,944 --> 00:48:26,111
- They ain't gonna see her
in no bathing suit.
983
00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,988
- Shut up, they will to.
984
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:29,197
- Cover yourself up,
what's the matter,
985
00:48:29,532 --> 00:48:31,075
you're going crazy of something?
986
00:48:31,409 --> 00:48:32,618
You looking at her huh?
987
00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,453
You looking at her, nobody
better look at her.
988
00:48:34,787 --> 00:48:35,329
- I do what I want.
989
00:48:41,001 --> 00:48:43,878
- Hey uh, let's use a
little discretion
990
00:48:44,213 --> 00:48:46,632
to these stories huh fellas.
991
00:48:46,966 --> 00:48:48,300
I'm depending on ya.
992
00:48:55,349 --> 00:48:57,184
- You're Lucy McRae aren't you?
993
00:48:57,518 --> 00:48:58,644
- Yes that's right.
994
00:48:58,978 --> 00:49:01,105
- You used to be in show
business didn't you?
995
00:49:01,439 --> 00:49:02,273
- Right again.
996
00:49:02,606 --> 00:49:04,983
- And you're black aren't you?
997
00:49:07,236 --> 00:49:09,321
- You're Mister
Sherwood Gates fiance?
998
00:49:09,655 --> 00:49:10,656
- That's right?
999
00:49:10,990 --> 00:49:11,991
- Well how does it feel
to be engaged
1000
00:49:12,324 --> 00:49:14,034
to one of the wealthiest
men in America?
1001
00:49:14,368 --> 00:49:16,536
- Listen, I don't love
him for his money
1002
00:49:16,871 --> 00:49:17,788
if that's what you're implying.
1003
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:19,957
- Oh what do you love him for?
1004
00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:22,042
- I haven't yet decided.
1005
00:49:28,048 --> 00:49:29,049
- Miss-- - No.
1006
00:49:29,383 --> 00:49:31,510
I'm her mother I do the talking.
1007
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:32,761
- What's your daughter's name?
1008
00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:35,055
- Oh my name is Margo and
this Jennette.
1009
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,933
Yeah she is beautiful isn't she?
1010
00:49:38,267 --> 00:49:38,809
38-24-36.
1011
00:49:41,228 --> 00:49:44,689
And there isn't a blemish on
her entire body.
1012
00:49:45,024 --> 00:49:47,401
And there also isn't a girl on this
ship who can touch her.
1013
00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:50,863
Oh I'm sure they're all
very nice girls.
1014
00:49:51,197 --> 00:49:53,741
Some of them even with
mothers and fathers.
1015
00:49:54,074 --> 00:49:55,075
Oh God bless them.
1016
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:57,160
But my daughter here well,
1017
00:49:57,495 --> 00:50:00,623
she's just as wholesome as
a glass of milk.
1018
00:50:00,956 --> 00:50:02,082
Well go on, touch.
1019
00:50:04,001 --> 00:50:04,668
Go ahead.
1020
00:50:07,588 --> 00:50:09,047
Isn't that nice.
1021
00:50:09,381 --> 00:50:10,131
- Very nice.
1022
00:50:15,137 --> 00:50:17,806
- I'm talking now with Flo
and Ruth Bobish.
1023
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:19,057
Hi Flo, Hi Ruth.
1024
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:21,768
- Wave Ruthie.
1025
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,311
- Oh hello.
1026
00:50:23,646 --> 00:50:26,482
- You ladies come to the Artisan
Models Ball every year
1027
00:50:26,815 --> 00:50:29,108
to collect for the
orphans of the world.
1028
00:50:29,443 --> 00:50:30,986
Isn't that right?
1029
00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:32,821
- Yes that's right Jenny.
1030
00:50:33,155 --> 00:50:35,740
- Yes for the orphans and
here's a picture of one.
1031
00:50:36,075 --> 00:50:38,035
- Oh gee, poor little fellow.
1032
00:50:38,369 --> 00:50:41,497
He looks really hungry,
doesn't he Flo and Ruth?
1033
00:50:41,830 --> 00:50:44,207
- That's why we're collecting.
1034
00:51:01,100 --> 00:51:01,975
- Order me a
1035
00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:05,103
whiskey sour I'll be
back in a minute.
1036
00:51:05,437 --> 00:51:06,146
- Where are you going?
1037
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,106
- Gotta powder my nose.
1038
00:51:10,776 --> 00:51:11,735
- Inn keeper.
1039
00:51:44,226 --> 00:51:45,268
- Jesus.
1040
00:51:45,603 --> 00:51:47,313
- What's the matter with you?
1041
00:51:47,646 --> 00:51:49,064
- I went into the men's
room by mistake.
1042
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:50,399
- Jesus, anyone see you there?
1043
00:51:50,733 --> 00:51:53,527
- Just Sherwood gates. - What?
1044
00:51:53,861 --> 00:51:55,404
- It was an accident.
1045
00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:57,322
- And what'd you do?
1046
00:51:57,656 --> 00:51:59,199
- Well I excused myself
1047
00:51:59,533 --> 00:52:01,409
and then I went into
the ladies room.
1048
00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:02,286
- Uh yeah?
1049
00:52:03,954 --> 00:52:05,830
One thing about you boy,
1050
00:52:07,041 --> 00:52:08,709
you got class.
1051
00:52:09,043 --> 00:52:09,793
- Excuse me.
1052
00:52:14,214 --> 00:52:15,757
I think you dropped this in
the men's room.
1053
00:52:16,091 --> 00:52:16,633
- Yes.
1054
00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,427
Thank you I'm
1055
00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:21,096
so embarrassed.
1056
00:52:21,430 --> 00:52:22,556
- You needn't be.
1057
00:52:22,890 --> 00:52:24,182
The same things happen to me.
1058
00:52:24,516 --> 00:52:26,476
- You mean you went into the
men's room by mistake?
1059
00:52:26,810 --> 00:52:28,102
- Who's this?
1060
00:52:28,437 --> 00:52:30,355
- Oh that's my escort
Tobey Bricknell.
1061
00:52:30,689 --> 00:52:32,190
I'm Faith Cummings.
1062
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,067
- You're one of the contestants?
1063
00:52:34,401 --> 00:52:35,193
- Yes.
1064
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,863
- Lovely name.
1065
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:39,239
Faith Cummings.
1066
00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:41,282
- And you're
1067
00:52:42,826 --> 00:52:43,827
Mister Gates?
1068
00:52:44,745 --> 00:52:46,913
- At your service.
1069
00:52:47,247 --> 00:52:48,665
- You have a strong grip.
1070
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:50,208
I like that in a woman.
1071
00:52:50,542 --> 00:52:51,751
- You outta see her backhand.
1072
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:54,088
- Won't you join us Mister Gates?
1073
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,880
- I'd be delighted.
1074
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:02,846
- Well this is my first ball,
I'm so excited.
1075
00:53:03,180 --> 00:53:04,890
- They're very exciting occasions.
1076
00:53:05,224 --> 00:53:07,142
- You know I remember my first ball.
1077
00:53:07,476 --> 00:53:09,186
A little low on the outside.
1078
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:10,270
- Balls,
1079
00:53:10,604 --> 00:53:13,106
must be old hat to someone like you.
1080
00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:16,276
- No, I never tire of
the excitement.
1081
00:53:18,445 --> 00:53:21,823
The color, jocularity, the high
spirits of the occasion,
1082
00:53:22,157 --> 00:53:25,118
always given me a positive
attitude toward life.
1083
00:53:25,452 --> 00:53:27,996
It's hard not to have a negative
attitude these days
1084
00:53:28,330 --> 00:53:29,205
don't you think?
1085
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,208
What with all the wars
1086
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,293
and mendacious politicians,
1087
00:53:33,627 --> 00:53:35,295
boorishness, stupidity,
1088
00:53:35,629 --> 00:53:36,796
it tears the heart,
1089
00:53:37,131 --> 00:53:39,842
takes away ones faith in humanity.
1090
00:53:40,175 --> 00:53:42,177
But meeting you has
1091
00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,637
restored my faith.
1092
00:53:46,014 --> 00:53:47,098
- I'm touched.
1093
00:53:47,433 --> 00:53:48,767
- I'm nauseous.
1094
00:53:49,101 --> 00:53:50,352
- Perhaps you'd have a drink
with me my dear,
1095
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:51,561
later in my cabin.
1096
00:53:51,895 --> 00:53:53,438
- Why Mister Gates I--
1097
00:53:53,772 --> 00:53:55,899
- Ah don't worry, everything
will be quite proper.
1098
00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:57,275
- Hey Gates.
1099
00:53:57,609 --> 00:53:59,319
Vito wants to talk to
you in private.
1100
00:53:59,653 --> 00:54:00,362
- Right now?
1101
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,614
- Yeah right now, come on.
1102
00:54:03,824 --> 00:54:04,783
- Excuse me Miss Cummings.
1103
00:54:05,117 --> 00:54:07,994
- Yes. - I'll see you
later I'm sure.
1104
00:54:08,328 --> 00:54:09,329
- Ta ta.
1105
00:54:09,663 --> 00:54:11,414
- That guy's unbelievable. - Who?
1106
00:54:11,749 --> 00:54:12,708
- Gates.
1107
00:54:13,041 --> 00:54:14,333
Didn't you see the way he
came on with the,
1108
00:54:14,668 --> 00:54:16,294
I mean here you are, you're sitting
down with your escort,
1109
00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:19,255
and this guy comes on
like oozing butter.
1110
00:54:19,590 --> 00:54:22,009
- Well I can't help it if he
finds me attractive.
1111
00:54:22,342 --> 00:54:25,094
- You didn't have to lead him on.
1112
00:54:25,429 --> 00:54:27,305
- I think you're jealous.
1113
00:54:27,639 --> 00:54:28,556
- How'd you like to find your head
1114
00:54:28,891 --> 00:54:31,351
stuffed halfway through a porthole.
1115
00:54:31,685 --> 00:54:32,644
- Listen, why don't you go see
1116
00:54:32,978 --> 00:54:34,729
if you can get a bead on what's
happening with those guys?
1117
00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:36,064
- What are you gonna do?
1118
00:54:36,398 --> 00:54:37,273
- I'll check
things out up here.
1119
00:54:37,608 --> 00:54:38,317
- Okay-
1120
00:54:38,650 --> 00:54:39,317
Don't flirt with everybody okay,
1121
00:54:39,651 --> 00:54:41,110
I mean it doesn't look good.
1122
00:54:41,445 --> 00:54:41,987
- Ge lost.
1123
00:54:43,071 --> 00:54:45,406
Bartender another drink please.
1124
00:54:53,665 --> 00:54:56,334
- I'll have what she's having.
1125
00:54:56,668 --> 00:54:58,753
I didn't know you were
cruising too Dave.
1126
00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,379
- The name is Faith.
1127
00:55:02,591 --> 00:55:05,218
- Yes, how careless of me.
1128
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:07,762
But I want you to know I'm delighted
1129
00:55:08,096 --> 00:55:09,222
to see you here.
1130
00:55:10,516 --> 00:55:12,184
I was beginning to think
this whole trip
1131
00:55:12,518 --> 00:55:14,645
would be one long lonely bore.
1132
00:55:16,897 --> 00:55:18,440
- Well I must be off.
1133
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,779
Jesus! - That was a quick trip.
1134
00:55:25,113 --> 00:55:26,697
- Yes it was, yes it was.
1135
00:55:27,032 --> 00:55:28,491
- Gin and tonic please.
1136
00:55:51,181 --> 00:55:52,265
- So, it's
come to this again.
1137
00:55:52,599 --> 00:55:54,058
- I'm sorry Mister Gates.
1138
00:55:54,393 --> 00:55:56,353
- You shouldn't be,
it's not your fault.
1139
00:55:56,687 --> 00:55:58,105
, HEY»
1140
00:55:58,438 --> 00:56:01,232
what's this about whose
fault it is huh?
1141
00:56:01,567 --> 00:56:02,776
Whose fault is that?
1142
00:56:03,110 --> 00:56:04,319
Whose fault is this?
1143
00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:06,946
We all profit from it right huh?
1144
00:56:07,281 --> 00:56:08,740
- There is a moral question.
1145
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:10,325
- It's not humane.
1146
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,077
- Who you talking to humane.
1147
00:56:12,411 --> 00:56:13,328
What's this humane crap,
1148
00:56:13,662 --> 00:56:15,205
you're getting paid for it ain't ya?
1149
00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:17,290
- I'm sorry to say that,
1150
00:56:18,458 --> 00:56:19,125
yes I am.
1151
00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,712
- He's sorry to say
he's getting paid.
1152
00:56:23,046 --> 00:56:24,255
Really sorry.
1153
00:56:24,590 --> 00:56:26,633
- He just likes to hear
himself talk.
1154
00:56:26,967 --> 00:56:27,634
That's all.
1155
00:56:29,469 --> 00:56:30,511
So Mister Gates,
1156
00:56:31,889 --> 00:56:34,516
everything shipshape this year?
1157
00:56:35,559 --> 00:56:36,893
- Everything's the same as
it was last year
1158
00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,062
and the year before that.
1159
00:56:39,396 --> 00:56:40,355
- Remember you are treading
on the sickness
1160
00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:43,817
of a human being that should be
in an institution.
1161
00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:45,402
, HEY»
1162
00:56:45,736 --> 00:56:47,821
is that your solution to Gates,
1163
00:56:48,155 --> 00:56:49,239
an institution?
1164
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,283
- No, you know it isn't.
1165
00:56:53,744 --> 00:56:55,328
- Mister Gates,
1166
00:56:55,662 --> 00:56:59,499
he feels kind of guilty about
this whole thing.
1167
00:56:59,833 --> 00:57:00,542
Right Gates?
1168
00:57:01,668 --> 00:57:02,377
- Right Vito.
1169
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:05,255
- Well,
1170
00:57:07,341 --> 00:57:08,008
he should.
1171
00:57:09,468 --> 00:57:10,510
Oh
1172
00:57:10,844 --> 00:57:13,179
he should feel very, very guilty.
1173
00:57:15,724 --> 00:57:16,599
Right Gates?
1174
00:57:19,561 --> 00:57:20,228
- Right.
1175
00:57:22,606 --> 00:57:25,525
- But now, he's getting something.
1176
00:57:26,735 --> 00:57:28,737
And we're getting something.
1177
00:57:29,071 --> 00:57:29,946
Fair is fair.
1178
00:57:31,573 --> 00:57:34,242
Everybody gets a little something.
1179
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,411
Right Gates?
1180
00:57:38,872 --> 00:57:40,248
- Right.
1181
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:42,542
- Hey you're damned right.
1182
00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:46,713
- Looking for somebody?
1183
00:57:47,047 --> 00:57:49,299
- Looking for somebody?
1184
00:57:49,633 --> 00:57:51,384
Looking for somebody?
1185
00:57:51,718 --> 00:57:53,761
Yeah I was looking for somebody.
1186
00:57:54,096 --> 00:57:55,388
- Who? - Who?
1187
00:57:55,722 --> 00:57:57,306
- Yeah who're you looking for.
1188
00:57:57,641 --> 00:57:58,767
- Well I've been looking for you?
1189
00:57:59,101 --> 00:58:00,352
- For me, why me?
1190
00:58:03,063 --> 00:58:04,439
- I really don't know where
the cafeteria is.
1191
00:58:04,773 --> 00:58:06,024
Good day. - Ciao.
1192
00:58:06,358 --> 00:58:07,067
- Hey who's that?
1193
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:08,068
- I don't know.
1194
00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,403
But I think he's in love with me.
1195
00:58:09,736 --> 00:58:10,570
- In love with you!
1196
00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,537
- Excuse me sir,
1197
00:58:19,871 --> 00:58:22,415
do you know where I can find
Juan Hutee Almerta?
1198
00:58:22,749 --> 00:58:24,333
- Yes, he is the
gentlemen with a beret
1199
00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:25,752
at the end of the bar.
1200
00:58:26,086 --> 00:58:26,836
- Thank you.
1201
00:59:03,415 --> 00:59:05,417
- Are you Juan Hutee Almerta?
1202
00:59:10,297 --> 00:59:11,339
- What?
1203
00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:13,758
- Si, I mean yes I am.
1204
00:59:14,092 --> 00:59:15,676
- So you're the guy who
paints the girls bodies
1205
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:18,638
for the Artisan Models Ball?
1206
00:59:18,972 --> 00:59:19,597
- Yes I am.
1207
00:59:20,682 --> 00:59:23,768
- How much would you
charge to paint mine?
1208
00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:43,704
- Oh you look like a winner.
1209
00:59:45,582 --> 00:59:48,334
So I will not charge you anything.
1210
00:59:48,668 --> 00:59:49,502
But if you do win,
1211
00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:51,587
I Will Want 25%
1212
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:54,507
- Okay, can you come to my
stateroom tomorrow morning
1213
00:59:54,841 --> 00:59:57,301
so that we can look
over the designs.
1214
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:01,598
- Oh definitely, I will be there at
Ten with my paints.
1215
01:00:13,568 --> 01:00:14,860
- Oh look.
1216
01:00:15,195 --> 01:00:16,571
Everybody's dancing.
1217
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:21,785
Excuse me.
1218
01:00:22,119 --> 01:00:24,204
I seem to be catching a cold.
1219
01:00:24,538 --> 01:00:25,705
- Take my shawl.
1220
01:00:26,748 --> 01:00:29,834
- Oh thank you, that's
very sweet of you.
1221
01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:32,003
- Good evening Faith.
1222
01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:34,339
- Oh back again so soon.
1223
01:00:34,673 --> 01:00:35,632
- Care to dance?
1224
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:36,716
- Delighted.
1225
01:00:47,227 --> 01:00:49,896
- Don't they make a lovely couple?
1226
01:00:53,942 --> 01:00:54,609
- Yeah.
1227
01:00:58,947 --> 01:01:00,239
Gee ya know,
1228
01:01:00,574 --> 01:01:03,702
she looks awfully familiar to me.
1229
01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:07,705
- Everyone looks like someone
else darling, everyone.
1230
01:01:08,039 --> 01:01:11,375
There is not one original
face on the globe.
1231
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:21,970
- I know you from someplace don't I?
1232
01:01:22,304 --> 01:01:24,389
- Yes as matter of fact you do.
1233
01:01:24,723 --> 01:01:25,265
- Where?
1234
01:01:27,809 --> 01:01:28,768
- Try to remember Lucy,
1235
01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:32,647
it will certainly help all
of us if you could.
1236
01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:37,735
- Well, well, well,
1237
01:01:39,112 --> 01:01:41,614
how are you today Miss McRae huh?
1238
01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:43,074
- I'm alright how are you?
1239
01:01:43,408 --> 01:01:45,118
- Just great, we're great.
1240
01:01:45,452 --> 01:01:47,495
We're just great, right Doc?
1241
01:01:47,829 --> 01:01:49,956
Ain't we great huh? - Hey Paco.
1242
01:01:51,041 --> 01:01:52,125
- We're just great ain't we Doc.
1243
01:01:52,459 --> 01:01:53,668
- Why don't you take the doc outside
1244
01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:55,837
and have a little talk with him huh?
1245
01:01:56,171 --> 01:01:58,715
- Come on Doc, we're gonna go
for a little walk.
1246
01:01:59,049 --> 01:02:00,967
Hey, c'mon let's go.
1247
01:02:01,301 --> 01:02:01,843
Let's go.
1248
01:02:06,473 --> 01:02:08,141
- Lucy, LUCY-
1249
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:10,018
- What do you want Vito?
1250
01:02:10,352 --> 01:02:11,269
What do you want?
1251
01:02:11,603 --> 01:02:14,272
- Just to be near you Lucy.
1252
01:02:14,606 --> 01:02:18,526
You know, you don't got no idea how
important you are to me.
1253
01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:20,486
- Oh really, how extraordinary.
1254
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:23,989
You mean absolutely nothing to me
Vito, just nothing.
1255
01:02:24,324 --> 01:02:26,868
- Flattery don't get you no place.
1256
01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:32,790
- Look Dave I think we're
on to something.
1257
01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:34,375
- Dave?
1258
01:02:34,709 --> 01:02:35,459
Casey? - Cookie
1259
01:02:35,794 --> 01:02:37,295
What are you doing?
1260
01:02:37,629 --> 01:02:38,463
Where's Dave?
1261
01:02:38,797 --> 01:02:39,714
I mean where's Faith?
1262
01:02:40,048 --> 01:02:42,508
- Your friend ran off to dance.
1263
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:44,677
- Excuse me. - Wait, Casey.
1264
01:02:46,179 --> 01:02:47,221
- Oh bless you.
1265
01:02:59,943 --> 01:03:01,694
- Well hello there.
1266
01:03:02,028 --> 01:03:04,864
Don't we have a
conversation to finish?
1267
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:15,917
- Mind if I cut in?
1268
01:03:16,251 --> 01:03:16,793
Thank you.
1269
01:03:19,004 --> 01:03:19,671
- HEY-
1270
01:03:33,560 --> 01:03:36,229
- I couldn't get it all but this
doctor's in it somehow
1271
01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:37,855
and Gates is in it up to his ears,
1272
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,773
but don't ask me how or why.
1273
01:03:40,108 --> 01:03:43,694
- One thing, how'd the hell
did Cookie find us?
1274
01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:44,863
- I don't know.
1275
01:03:47,574 --> 01:03:49,409
The whole thing's a mess.
1276
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:50,785
I should have joined the
sanitation department
1277
01:03:51,119 --> 01:03:53,329
like my brother Melvin.
1278
01:03:53,663 --> 01:03:55,081
He really cleaned up.
1279
01:03:57,375 --> 01:03:58,459
- Good night.
1280
01:03:58,793 --> 01:03:59,668
- Good night.
1281
01:04:41,086 --> 01:04:43,713
- Where the hell have you been?
1282
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:45,840
- What do you mean where the
hell have I been.
1283
01:04:46,174 --> 01:04:47,133
- Yeah where the hell have you been.
1284
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:48,843
The ships been through
customs an hour already.
1285
01:04:49,177 --> 01:04:49,760
- I'll tell you where I've been,
1286
01:04:50,095 --> 01:04:50,804
I have to refill 40 cases,
1287
01:04:51,137 --> 01:04:54,849
that's 480 cans of that
pina colada mix.
1288
01:04:55,183 --> 01:04:55,892
- Yeah well what the hell did you do
1289
01:04:56,226 --> 01:04:58,895
to the pina colada mix after
you threw it out?
1290
01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:00,230
- After I threw it out, I put
it in plastic bags,
1291
01:05:00,563 --> 01:05:02,022
and I put it in the backseat
of that red Buick
1292
01:05:02,357 --> 01:05:03,483
that was down there at the
end of the pier.
1293
01:05:03,817 --> 01:05:04,776
- The Buick. - The red one.
1294
01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:06,444
- The red Buick down at the
end of the dock.
1295
01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:07,779
- Yeah.
1296
01:05:08,113 --> 01:05:09,948
- That's the chief custom
inspector's car.
1297
01:05:10,281 --> 01:05:11,782
- I know, I know, he
found it already.
1298
01:05:12,117 --> 01:05:13,076
- He fuck, he what?
1299
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,160
- He found it, he probably figures
1300
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:15,828
he's got a load of cocaine.
1301
01:05:16,162 --> 01:05:18,414
I saw him looking all around,
and he took off.
1302
01:05:18,748 --> 01:05:19,790
- He took off.
1303
01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:21,876
What happens if he takes one of
those things and tastes it?
1304
01:05:22,210 --> 01:05:23,502
What then stupid?
1305
01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:26,840
- He's gonna think he has
pineapple flavored cocaine.
1306
01:05:27,173 --> 01:05:27,882
- Pineapple, you're crazy,
1307
01:05:28,216 --> 01:05:29,759
you're really botch you know that.
1308
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:30,843
Back the truck up over there
1309
01:05:31,177 --> 01:05:32,845
so I can get the two
porters to empty it.
1310
01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:34,471
- Wait a minute. - Hey.
1311
01:05:34,806 --> 01:05:37,725
I want you to go back and get four
or five more of our boys.
1312
01:05:38,059 --> 01:05:40,102
Alright, I want you, I want them
to come back to the
1313
01:05:40,437 --> 01:05:41,646
masquerade with us tonight.
1314
01:05:41,980 --> 01:05:43,022
- Why?
1315
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,524
- Because I want them there in case
we get in any trouble.
1316
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:47,902
Then I want you to go to
my state room.
1317
01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:49,904
S44's the number.
1318
01:05:50,238 --> 01:05:51,197
It's up stairs. - I know
where it is, I know.
1319
01:05:51,531 --> 01:05:52,782
- You know, okay? - Yeah.
1320
01:05:53,116 --> 01:05:55,952
- You're gonna find a big yellow
box, a big yellow box.
1321
01:05:56,286 --> 01:05:59,205
On the side of the box it says
Dixon Costume Company.
1322
01:05:59,539 --> 01:06:00,831
- Got it, got it. - You got it?
1323
01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:05,420
In side the box there's six
Keystone Kops outfits.
1324
01:06:05,753 --> 01:06:06,670
- Keystone Kop?
1325
01:06:07,005 --> 01:06:07,839
Why Keystone Kops?
1326
01:06:08,173 --> 01:06:09,632
- Listen, don't be.
1327
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,177
Because if there's any
real cops on board,
1328
01:06:13,511 --> 01:06:14,762
they ain't never gonna figure us
1329
01:06:15,096 --> 01:06:16,972
for being no Keystone Kops right?
1330
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:18,182
- You're right. - I know.
1331
01:06:18,516 --> 01:06:19,391
- Beautiful.
1332
01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:20,435
- Alright see ya.
1333
01:06:20,768 --> 01:06:22,060
- Nassau again.
1334
01:06:22,395 --> 01:06:23,771
What a drag.
1335
01:06:24,105 --> 01:06:27,233
- I like it, I think it's
a sweet place.
1336
01:06:27,567 --> 01:06:30,069
- So long as you don't
pinch anything Flo.
1337
01:06:30,403 --> 01:06:31,946
- You can count on me.
1338
01:07:19,661 --> 01:07:21,454
- Looks like Vito and his gang
are going ashore.
1339
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:22,663
- You haven't seen the
doctor have you?
1340
01:07:22,997 --> 01:07:24,164
- No, I haven't.
1341
01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,875
- Look, keep your eye out for him,
1342
01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:30,838
'cause I have a hunch that he
might be helpful to us.
1343
01:07:35,134 --> 01:07:37,386
How do you feel about taking a look
in Vito's stateroom?
1344
01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:38,345
- Let's go.
1345
01:07:59,158 --> 01:08:01,368
- You little son of a bitch.
1346
01:08:55,840 --> 01:08:57,132
- Hello? - Hello.
1347
01:08:58,217 --> 01:08:59,384
This is Captain Dorma,
1348
01:08:59,719 --> 01:09:01,887
may I speak with Chief Officer
Willinghand please?
1349
01:09:02,221 --> 01:09:03,680
- Chief Willinghand and
Officer Fulton
1350
01:09:04,015 --> 01:09:05,725
are shopping downtown Nassau.
1351
01:09:06,059 --> 01:09:07,977
- Shopping, listen three passengers
1352
01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:09,603
have been stabbed on my ship.
1353
01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:11,355
We have an eye witness
to the last one
1354
01:09:11,689 --> 01:09:14,483
who said a clown stabbed a girl.
1355
01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:16,443
- Yes Captain I know.
1356
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:19,197
But there are a lot of clowns
running around the ship.
1357
01:09:19,530 --> 01:09:21,448
And I can't arrest them all.
1358
01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:29,248
- All passengers your
attention please,
1359
01:09:29,582 --> 01:09:30,833
this is your cruise director,
1360
01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:33,586
and on behalf of the captain and
the crews operator,
1361
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,880
I would like to apologize for
the inconvenience
1362
01:09:36,214 --> 01:09:37,798
that you have suffered as a result
1363
01:09:38,132 --> 01:09:40,259
of this killer being
loose on the ship.
1364
01:09:40,593 --> 01:09:41,885
Now this has never happened before
1365
01:09:42,220 --> 01:09:43,763
and it's beyond our control.
1366
01:09:44,097 --> 01:09:46,307
Now for your safety the
captain has ordered
1367
01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,268
that all of you go to your
cabins and stay there
1368
01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,104
until this maniac has been captured.
1369
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,522
Thank you.
1370
01:10:16,629 --> 01:10:20,716
- Well, what happened to your
little pick up Sherwood?
1371
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,302
She desert you for someone a
little younger huh?
1372
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:24,261
A little more limber?
1373
01:10:24,595 --> 01:10:26,722
- Lucy stop! - No you stop it!
1374
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:27,973
- Stop what?
1375
01:10:28,307 --> 01:10:29,266
I haven't done anything.
1376
01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:30,559
- You're always so
innocent aren't you.
1377
01:10:30,893 --> 01:10:32,311
You're always the innocent one.
1378
01:10:32,645 --> 01:10:34,396
- Usually yes, at least to the
things you accuse me of.
1379
01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:35,648
- Liar!
1380
01:10:35,982 --> 01:10:37,441
- Lucy keep your voice down, please.
1381
01:10:37,775 --> 01:10:39,818
- What about those three
girls Sherwood?
1382
01:10:40,153 --> 01:10:42,155
Did you celebrate an innocent
stretch far enough
1383
01:10:42,488 --> 01:10:43,989
to encompass them too?
1384
01:10:44,323 --> 01:10:44,865
Tell me.
1385
01:10:46,117 --> 01:10:47,326
- What's the matter?
1386
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:49,536
- Nothing, nothing Sherwood.
1387
01:10:49,871 --> 01:10:51,038
- Can I get you something?
1388
01:10:51,372 --> 01:10:52,456
- Yes.
1389
01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:56,502
You can get me something, just peace
and quiet that's all.
1390
01:10:56,836 --> 01:10:58,295
Just peace and quiet.
1391
01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:05,469
- Dave come here.
1392
01:11:07,930 --> 01:11:11,141
- What is it? - It's a receipt.
1393
01:11:11,476 --> 01:11:15,354
- For 40 dozen cases of
instant pina colada mix.
1394
01:11:15,688 --> 01:11:16,563
- What the hell's he want 40 cases
1395
01:11:16,898 --> 01:11:19,150
of instant pina colada mix?
1396
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:20,776
- Maybe he's got a bad pina.
1397
01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,325
- Give me Vito's stateroom please.
1398
01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:37,334
- Hey, what's the matter with him?
1399
01:11:42,381 --> 01:11:43,298
- Hello?
1400
01:11:44,383 --> 01:11:45,384
Hello?
1401
01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:47,177
- What are you doing here?
1402
01:11:47,512 --> 01:11:49,096
Please get out of here before,
1403
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:50,180
before something happen to you.
1404
01:11:50,515 --> 01:11:51,390
- Here let me help you Doc,
come here.
1405
01:11:51,724 --> 01:11:52,224
- I'll be alright.
1406
01:11:52,558 --> 01:11:53,725
I'll be alright.
1407
01:11:56,562 --> 01:11:57,604
I'll be alright.
1408
01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,984
I must get medication to
1409
01:12:02,318 --> 01:12:03,485
Doctor Gates.
1410
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:04,529
- Let's take him over to our cabin.
1411
01:12:04,862 --> 01:12:05,529
- Let's go.
1412
01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:48,322
- Who's this?
1413
01:12:48,656 --> 01:12:49,490
- His names Doctor Ravenna.
1414
01:12:49,824 --> 01:12:50,783
Paco worked him over a little bit.
1415
01:12:51,117 --> 01:12:53,452
Why's he got pass on my bed?
1416
01:12:53,786 --> 01:12:55,537
- Why'd he do this to you Doc?
1417
01:12:55,872 --> 01:12:57,039
- I say nothing.
1418
01:12:58,958 --> 01:12:59,625
Nothing.
1419
01:13:00,501 --> 01:13:01,710
- Well well.
1420
01:13:02,044 --> 01:13:03,211
When did you two get on board?
1421
01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:04,838
- Oh we just boarded in Nassau.
1422
01:13:05,172 --> 01:13:07,716
- We had a little bit of luck Dave.
1423
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:08,717
- Luck, it was more than just luck.
1424
01:13:09,051 --> 01:13:11,261
It was pure investigative skill.
1425
01:13:11,596 --> 01:13:13,389
- Well whatever it was
Fancher broke down
1426
01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:14,724
and confessed the whole story.
1427
01:13:15,057 --> 01:13:17,059
- Yeah Gates paid him to
confess to the murders.
1428
01:13:17,393 --> 01:13:20,062
- Yeah and since Fancher was dying,
he went along with it.
1429
01:13:20,396 --> 01:13:21,855
- Yeah the thing is, once he
realized he wasn't dying
1430
01:13:22,189 --> 01:13:23,481
he told the truth.
1431
01:13:23,816 --> 01:13:25,442
- You see Gates fed him
all the details,
1432
01:13:25,776 --> 01:13:28,779
gave him all the facts, he gave
credence to his confession.
1433
01:13:29,113 --> 01:13:30,072
- The question is,
1434
01:13:30,406 --> 01:13:31,615
how did Gates know all the details.
1435
01:13:31,949 --> 01:13:33,575
- I know, I know.
1436
01:13:33,910 --> 01:13:35,369
'Cause Gates is the killer, right.
1437
01:13:35,703 --> 01:13:37,371
- So then when do we arrest him?
1438
01:13:37,705 --> 01:13:39,373
- Well it's fairly simple Dave.
1439
01:13:39,707 --> 01:13:43,085
Apparently Gates is being
blackmailed by Vito,
1440
01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,420
who knows about the murders,
1441
01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:47,965
into smuggling aboard this ship vast
quantities of cocaine.
1442
01:13:48,299 --> 01:13:52,344
Now this cocaine is wrapped in wax
paper and smuggled in,
1443
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:55,389
in cans of instant pina colada mix.
1444
01:13:55,723 --> 01:13:59,393
Pina coloda is, as you know,
a delicious drink,
1445
01:13:59,727 --> 01:14:01,895
comprised of pineapple and
coconut juices,
1446
01:14:02,229 --> 01:14:06,524
which when blended produce a tangy
taste to the palette,
1447
01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:10,445
none too tart, none too sweet,
but just...
1448
01:14:10,780 --> 01:14:13,657
Well as a matter of fact, one zany
night in Puerto Rico
1449
01:14:13,991 --> 01:14:15,409
the chief and I we...
1450
01:14:18,245 --> 01:14:19,120
Sorry Chief.
1451
01:14:20,539 --> 01:14:23,333
- Anyway the way it looks now, Gates
is our chief suspect.
1452
01:14:23,668 --> 01:14:25,670
And Vito knows it, he's
blackmailing him.
1453
01:14:26,003 --> 01:14:27,087
We figured if we could
get on this ship
1454
01:14:27,421 --> 01:14:28,422
and rode it into Miami,
1455
01:14:28,756 --> 01:14:30,132
we'd get ourselves not only a killer
1456
01:14:30,466 --> 01:14:32,176
but a whole ring of coke smugglers.
1457
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:34,470
That's why we held off on
arresting Gates.
1458
01:14:34,804 --> 01:14:36,472
- So what do we do in the meantime?
1459
01:14:36,806 --> 01:14:37,723
- We proceed just as planned.
1460
01:14:38,057 --> 01:14:39,850
You enter the contest
just as we decided.
1461
01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:41,393
- Aside from averting suspicions,
1462
01:14:41,727 --> 01:14:44,146
it will give us a great sitting
duck for the killer.
1463
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:47,441
- Yeah, I forgot about
that part of it.
1464
01:14:47,775 --> 01:14:50,027
- Hey uh, what do you think of
our costumes huh?
1465
01:14:50,361 --> 01:14:51,403
Arlene and I went down and,
1466
01:14:51,737 --> 01:14:54,114
I mean Officer Fulton and I went
down and picked them out.
1467
01:14:54,448 --> 01:14:55,615
I doubt that there'd be
many people dressed
1468
01:14:55,950 --> 01:14:57,451
as a Keystone Kop.
1469
01:15:03,874 --> 01:15:07,085
- Hey, how do you like
this number huh?
1470
01:15:07,420 --> 01:15:10,506
Just like the movies I used to
see when I was a kid.
1471
01:15:10,840 --> 01:15:13,592
With the pianos going tinkle tinkle.
1472
01:15:15,011 --> 01:15:15,678
HEY»
1473
01:15:17,763 --> 01:15:21,475
whatever happened to the old moving
pictures anyway huh?
1474
01:15:21,809 --> 01:15:23,602
- I'll tell you what happened
to moving pictures.
1475
01:15:23,936 --> 01:15:25,687
They're waiting for me that's
what happened to 'em.
1476
01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:27,398
- They ain't waiting for you.
1477
01:15:27,732 --> 01:15:28,482
You ain't going to no
moving pictures.
1478
01:15:28,816 --> 01:15:29,775
You're going to stay home
1479
01:15:30,109 --> 01:15:31,026
where you can cook and make babies.
1480
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:32,277
- You quit telling me what to do.
1481
01:15:32,611 --> 01:15:33,862
- Hey you know something?
1482
01:15:34,196 --> 01:15:35,614
You too make me sick.
1483
01:15:36,699 --> 01:15:38,492
I'm going to the can.
1484
01:15:42,913 --> 01:15:44,247
Hey Paco. - What?
1485
01:15:44,582 --> 01:15:45,666
- Paco, the doc.
1486
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,793
He ain't in the toilet no more.
1487
01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:49,461
- What do you mean he ain't in
the toilet no more.
1488
01:15:49,795 --> 01:15:50,754
I gave him a shot in the head,
1489
01:15:51,088 --> 01:15:52,547
he couldn't walk six
inches by himself.
1490
01:15:52,882 --> 01:15:53,507
- You give him a shot? - Yeah.
1491
01:15:53,841 --> 01:15:54,550
- You give him a shot.
1492
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:58,345
I give you a shot you moron,
he got away.
1493
01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,113
- Chief, you think
Fulton will be okay
1494
01:16:16,447 --> 01:16:17,448
down there with the doc?
1495
01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:19,450
- Fulton will be okay anywhere,
Dave.
1496
01:16:19,784 --> 01:16:22,453
- We'll cover the Aquarius Lounge,
okay Chief?
1497
01:16:22,787 --> 01:16:25,080
- Okay I'll stay here, you guys keep
your eyes peeled huh?
1498
01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:26,373
- Right Chief.
1499
01:16:49,688 --> 01:16:51,106
H9)'-
1500
01:16:51,440 --> 01:16:55,402
I thought the chief was gonna
cover the Rainbow Room.
1501
01:16:57,154 --> 01:16:58,446
- And here's the
hilarious comedy team
1502
01:16:58,781 --> 01:16:59,364
you've all been waiting for folks.
1503
01:16:59,698 --> 01:17:01,616
Direct from sunny Miami Beach,
1504
01:17:01,951 --> 01:17:03,369
the Laugh Gators from Comedy Box,
1505
01:17:03,702 --> 01:17:05,412
Lou Marsh and Tony Adams.
1506
01:17:14,088 --> 01:17:14,713
- Holy cow.
1507
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:15,756
- Did you get hurt?
1508
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:16,799
- Huh? - Did you get hurt?
1509
01:17:17,133 --> 01:17:18,384
- Are they laughing? - No.
1510
01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:19,592
- I got hurt, that didn't
feel too good at all.
1511
01:17:19,927 --> 01:17:20,677
- Hey what did you think of
Scotty's beard.
1512
01:17:21,011 --> 01:17:21,970
Isn't that beautiful. -
Yeah he looks great.
1513
01:17:22,304 --> 01:17:22,554
You look like an armpit with eyes.
1514
01:17:23,931 --> 01:17:25,057
- Hey this is a great audience.
1515
01:17:25,391 --> 01:17:26,433
- Great audience, so glad we came.
1516
01:17:26,767 --> 01:17:27,559
- Hey what were you
doing back there?
1517
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:28,560
- Where, back there? - Uh huh.
1518
01:17:28,894 --> 01:17:29,477
- Oh did you see the pretty girls
1519
01:17:29,812 --> 01:17:30,229
that are ready to come out here?
1520
01:17:30,563 --> 01:17:31,647
- They're beautiful.
1521
01:17:31,981 --> 01:17:32,564
- Tall blonde, I was talking to one
of the tall blondes,
1522
01:17:32,898 --> 01:17:33,565
blue eyes, gorgeous, pretty.
1523
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:34,107
- What did she say?
1524
01:17:34,441 --> 01:17:34,899
- Nope.
1525
01:17:36,652 --> 01:17:39,321
- I'm gonna talk to the chief.
1526
01:17:39,655 --> 01:17:40,656
- Hey what were you talking to
Sherwood Gates about?
1527
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:41,657
- Sherwood Gates? - Right.
1528
01:17:41,991 --> 01:17:43,701
- Oh, we joined a new club.
1529
01:17:44,034 --> 01:17:45,535
It's called the Prostitute
Club of America.
1530
01:17:45,870 --> 01:17:46,996
- There's no such thing as a
prostitute club.
1531
01:17:47,329 --> 01:17:48,580
- See you get excited right away.
1532
01:17:48,914 --> 01:17:49,497
There's no such thing. -
There's no such thing--
1533
01:17:49,832 --> 01:17:50,707
- What are you yelling for,
1534
01:17:51,041 --> 01:17:51,916
I got the card right in my pocket.
1535
01:17:52,251 --> 01:17:53,543
- That's not even legal.
1536
01:17:53,878 --> 01:17:54,837
- I got the card right here,
Sherwood Gates gave it to me.
1537
01:17:55,171 --> 01:17:56,505
He was back there, and said you
wanna join a club.
1538
01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:57,714
- Prostitute Club of America.
1539
01:17:58,048 --> 01:17:58,715
- Why don't you get eyeglasses?
1540
01:17:59,049 --> 01:17:59,674
- What do I need eyeglasses for?
1541
01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:01,260
- That's the Parachute Club.
1542
01:18:03,345 --> 01:18:06,056
- Holy cow, I signed up
for 22 jumps.
1543
01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:07,432
- Chief, Chief.
1544
01:18:08,809 --> 01:18:13,146
I thought you were gonna keep a
look out at the bar.
1545
01:18:13,480 --> 01:18:15,356
Listen, I have a problem.
1546
01:18:16,984 --> 01:18:18,568
My girl's on board.
1547
01:18:19,904 --> 01:18:22,448
Well I'm worried she might spot me
in the contest tonight.
1548
01:18:22,781 --> 01:18:23,823
What do you think?
1549
01:18:27,286 --> 01:18:29,371
It doesn't worry you?
1550
01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:31,790
If you're not worried, I'm
not going to worry.
1551
01:18:32,124 --> 01:18:34,209
Hey what do you think.
1552
01:18:34,543 --> 01:18:36,461
You think I stand a chance of
winning the contest?
1553
01:18:40,841 --> 01:18:42,133
Good deal Chief.
1554
01:18:43,385 --> 01:18:45,595
You know I think we're
gonna nail Vito
1555
01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:49,391
and them rotten
bastards to the wall.
1556
01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:50,684
See you later.
1557
01:18:57,566 --> 01:18:58,900
- One I gotta tell ya, one day
we get this call,
1558
01:18:59,235 --> 01:19:00,152
says come on up to the
hotel right away,
1559
01:19:00,486 --> 01:19:01,778
there's a man and a woman,
they're embraced,
1560
01:19:02,112 --> 01:19:02,654
they're in the nude, they're dead,
measure them,
1561
01:19:02,988 --> 01:19:04,322
and get them the hell outta here.
1562
01:19:04,657 --> 01:19:05,908
So we went up to measure em, here
to here, here to here,
1563
01:19:06,242 --> 01:19:07,701
we took this mallet to
separate them,
1564
01:19:08,035 --> 01:19:09,786
boom, biggest fight you ever
saw in your life.
1565
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:10,703
- What was the fight about?
1566
01:19:11,038 --> 01:19:11,621
- We were in the wrong room.
1567
01:19:12,998 --> 01:19:14,708
We were in the wrong room.
1568
01:19:15,042 --> 01:19:16,626
- There ain't no sign of
them no where's.
1569
01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:18,545
- Hey Paco. - Huh?
1570
01:19:18,879 --> 01:19:20,213
- See that broad over there.
1571
01:19:20,547 --> 01:19:21,548
- Yeah. - Yeah.
1572
01:19:21,882 --> 01:19:24,801
The senorita with the
flower in her head.
1573
01:19:25,135 --> 01:19:28,513
That's the doll that's going to win
the contest tonight.
1574
01:19:28,847 --> 01:19:29,639
- What are you talking about.
1575
01:19:29,974 --> 01:19:31,684
I'm gonna win the contest.
1576
01:19:32,017 --> 01:19:34,436
- You couldn't win a
ribbon at a dog show.
1577
01:19:34,770 --> 01:19:36,772
So shut up before I belt ya.
1578
01:19:37,106 --> 01:19:39,316
- What, just because some
floozy comes along,
1579
01:19:39,650 --> 01:19:41,276
and what did she do Vito?
1580
01:19:41,610 --> 01:19:43,570
Make promises to you, huh?
1581
01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:47,532
She made promises to my big brother.
1582
01:19:47,866 --> 01:19:49,033
Just to win the contest.
1583
01:19:49,368 --> 01:19:50,786
I know her type.
1584
01:19:51,120 --> 01:19:55,082
- Paco, see the senorita gets to
win the contest huh.
1585
01:19:56,417 --> 01:19:59,002
'Cause then she gets to wear
the crown right.
1586
01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:00,378
- Right, right.
1587
01:20:03,173 --> 01:20:04,465
- Ah let her go.
1588
01:20:06,010 --> 01:20:06,677
Come here.
1589
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:10,513
That chick is a cop.
1590
01:20:11,974 --> 01:20:13,433
An undercover agent.
1591
01:20:15,102 --> 01:20:18,855
So you tell Gates, that she's
the one to win huh.
1592
01:20:19,189 --> 01:20:20,899
And make sure, he uh,
1593
01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:22,775
understands.
1594
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,236
- Right.
1595
01:20:31,702 --> 01:20:32,661
- Well that's about it, we
like to leave ya
1596
01:20:32,995 --> 01:20:35,080
like we found ya, stunned.
1597
01:20:35,414 --> 01:20:36,748
- No we like to leave you ladies
and gentlemen saying--
1598
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:37,791
- This is Lou Marsh.
1599
01:20:38,125 --> 01:20:39,167
- And Tony Adams.
1600
01:20:39,501 --> 01:20:40,668
- We'd like to leave you with a
word we heard in church.
1601
01:20:41,003 --> 01:20:41,545
- Bingo.
1602
01:20:41,879 --> 01:20:42,754
- Good night everybody.
1603
01:20:45,132 --> 01:20:45,799
- I know your type.
1604
01:20:46,133 --> 01:20:47,676
You little slut.
1605
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,636
It's fixed, it's fixed.
1606
01:20:57,061 --> 01:20:58,937
- Vito, what are you doing here?
1607
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,815
Listen I just saw Gates and told
him what you says.
1608
01:21:02,149 --> 01:21:03,567
That she's gotta win.
1609
01:21:03,901 --> 01:21:05,235
You know what her name is,
Gates new her name.
1610
01:21:05,569 --> 01:21:06,736
Her name is Faith Cummings.
1611
01:21:07,071 --> 01:21:07,821
How do you like that huh.
1612
01:21:08,155 --> 01:21:11,199
Listen, after she wins the contest.
1613
01:21:11,533 --> 01:21:13,618
There's gonna be a little
accident alright huh.
1614
01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:16,454
A little bit of an accident, right?
1615
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:19,208
So what are you gonna do, you
gonna stand here or what?
1616
01:21:21,210 --> 01:21:21,919
Well then I've gotta go find Rita
1617
01:21:22,252 --> 01:21:23,920
'cause I think she's a
little bit peed off.
1618
01:21:24,254 --> 01:21:26,422
I'll see ya in a minute.
1619
01:21:26,757 --> 01:21:29,092
- The festivities are
about to begin.
1620
01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:30,885
I only want to remind you
1621
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,472
that this ball is held annually,
1622
01:21:33,806 --> 01:21:35,808
for purposes of charity.
1623
01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:36,808
So dance,
1624
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:37,892
drink,
1625
01:21:38,227 --> 01:21:39,394
enjoy yourselves,
1626
01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:40,895
but never forget,
1627
01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,940
please, our major purpose,
1628
01:21:44,316 --> 01:21:46,192
which is to alleviate some
of the suffering,
1629
01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:48,862
so prevalent in our world today.
1630
01:21:50,239 --> 01:21:51,615
Thanks again,
1631
01:21:51,949 --> 01:21:53,283
and have a ball.
1632
01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,464
- When contest start?
1633
01:22:52,217 --> 01:22:53,134
- Contest?
1634
01:23:26,919 --> 01:23:29,171
- Do you remember me? - Jigsaw.
1635
01:23:57,324 --> 01:23:58,283
- Oh miss. - Yes.
1636
01:23:58,617 --> 01:23:59,159
- Dave.
1637
01:24:00,827 --> 01:24:02,995
- Don't say a word honey,
don't say a word.
1638
01:24:05,999 --> 01:24:07,166
What, what's the matter?
1639
01:24:07,501 --> 01:24:09,211
- I'm so relieved.
1640
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:13,048
I thought you were with
another woman.
1641
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:15,759
- Come on the contest is
going to start.
1642
01:24:16,093 --> 01:24:18,929
- Dave you look lovely
in that dress.
1643
01:24:20,097 --> 01:24:22,140
- The name is Faith.
1644
01:24:22,474 --> 01:24:23,391
- Oh I love you.
1645
01:24:26,603 --> 01:24:29,564
- Disgusting, do you see what's in
the world out there.
1646
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,442
Now do you still wanna leave home?
1647
01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:39,866
- Oh honey, honey I gotta go.
1648
01:24:42,160 --> 01:24:45,079
And not a word okay, not a word.
1649
01:24:45,414 --> 01:24:47,290
- And now ladies and gentlemen,
1650
01:24:47,624 --> 01:24:49,208
the highlight of the evening,
1651
01:24:49,543 --> 01:24:53,046
the Annual Artisan Models
Ball Beauty Pageant.
1652
01:24:54,673 --> 01:24:55,215
Maestro.
1653
01:24:57,050 --> 01:24:58,092
The card please.
1654
01:25:00,512 --> 01:25:01,763
Our contestants,
1655
01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,057
Wanda Voormeyer,
1656
01:25:05,309 --> 01:25:07,269
of Zwieback, Connecticut,
1657
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:09,730
only 23 years of age.
1658
01:25:10,063 --> 01:25:11,272
What a lovely girl.
1659
01:25:13,358 --> 01:25:14,609
A round of applause for Wanda.
1660
01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,280
And what's this?
1661
01:25:18,614 --> 01:25:19,156
A pirate.
1662
01:25:20,490 --> 01:25:22,617
Peter Pan would have
served in gracefully,
1663
01:25:22,951 --> 01:25:26,245
if Captain Hook could look like
spunky Sissy Sarafian
1664
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:28,665
of Needlenose, New York.
1665
01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:31,209
Thank you Sissy.
1666
01:25:31,543 --> 01:25:33,461
- Having a pina colada Ruth?
1667
01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:37,006
- Flo did you snitch that?
1668
01:25:37,341 --> 01:25:39,593
- Oh they have so much of it.
1669
01:25:39,926 --> 01:25:41,427
40 dozen crates worth.
1670
01:25:42,387 --> 01:25:45,431
- I knew I couldn't trust you.
1671
01:25:45,766 --> 01:25:47,809
- Oh what is this?
1672
01:25:48,143 --> 01:25:48,685
A prize?
1673
01:25:51,271 --> 01:25:51,938
Look at...
1674
01:25:59,571 --> 01:26:01,197
- A lovely Hawaiian dancer,
1675
01:26:01,531 --> 01:26:03,950
Minnie Mitchner of Fullriver,
Massachusetts.
1676
01:26:07,287 --> 01:26:08,997
Aloha Minnie, aloha.
1677
01:26:14,544 --> 01:26:15,253
- What's that?
1678
01:26:17,464 --> 01:26:18,131
- Try it.
1679
01:26:32,187 --> 01:26:34,397
- Only 19 tears of age,
1680
01:26:34,731 --> 01:26:36,190
from Dooley, Arizona,
1681
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:38,276
Penny Puffy, alias Fred.
1682
01:26:39,945 --> 01:26:41,112
Fred?
1683
01:26:41,446 --> 01:26:44,824
Delightfully flirtatious
as a french maid.
1684
01:26:51,248 --> 01:26:52,457
Oolala.
1685
01:26:54,084 --> 01:26:58,046
A bountiful buxom belly
dancer Marlena Murck,
1686
01:26:58,380 --> 01:26:59,839
from Ojuice, Florida,
1687
01:27:01,049 --> 01:27:03,509
the sour cream capital of the world.
1688
01:27:11,143 --> 01:27:15,021
And giving hope to Wounded
Knee and Alcatraz,
1689
01:27:15,355 --> 01:27:17,190
lovely Sunny Lee Hoople,
1690
01:27:17,524 --> 01:27:19,150
of Busick Falls, New York.
1691
01:27:21,278 --> 01:27:24,406
And last but not least, from our
own state of Florida,
1692
01:27:24,740 --> 01:27:27,200
home of the Dolphins
and Disney World,
1693
01:27:27,534 --> 01:27:29,911
a tall girl in or out of heels,
1694
01:27:30,245 --> 01:27:32,288
Miss Faith Cummings.
1695
01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:36,083
And here she comes as an elegant,
graceful,
1696
01:27:36,418 --> 01:27:37,836
Spanish Senorita.
1697
01:27:52,058 --> 01:27:54,852
And now while the judges
cast their ballots,
1698
01:27:55,187 --> 01:27:56,855
and I don't envy this decision
I can tell you that
1699
01:27:57,189 --> 01:27:58,732
ladies and gentlemen,
1700
01:27:59,065 --> 01:28:00,149
let's dance.
1701
01:28:00,484 --> 01:28:02,194
Maestro, once again.
1702
01:28:26,343 --> 01:28:27,886
Ladies and gentlemen,
1703
01:28:29,179 --> 01:28:31,973
the judges have decided on a winner.
1704
01:28:32,307 --> 01:28:34,017
And that winner is,
1705
01:28:34,351 --> 01:28:35,560
from our own Miami,
1706
01:28:35,894 --> 01:28:37,979
Miss Faith Cummings.
1707
01:28:50,450 --> 01:28:52,326
- That's my boyfriend.
1708
01:28:52,661 --> 01:28:53,453
He's the queen.
1709
01:29:09,469 --> 01:29:10,595
- Congratulations Miss Cummings.
1710
01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:13,640
- Oh thank you Mister Gates.
1711
01:29:13,974 --> 01:29:15,350
And thank you all.
1712
01:29:20,438 --> 01:29:21,397
- Casey you've got a keep
an eye one David.
1713
01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:24,066
They're planning on bumping him off.
1714
01:29:24,401 --> 01:29:25,443
- You guys ain't going no where's
1715
01:29:25,777 --> 01:29:27,987
unless you wanna leave half your
guts on the dance floor.
1716
01:29:28,321 --> 01:29:29,196
- Come with me please,
1717
01:29:29,531 --> 01:29:30,323
I have someone who would
like to meet you.
1718
01:29:30,657 --> 01:29:32,450
- Thank you but I've got...
1719
01:29:40,625 --> 01:29:41,542
But uh,
1720
01:29:42,627 --> 01:29:44,211
who wants to meet me Mister Gates?
1721
01:29:44,546 --> 01:29:47,298
- You'll find out just keep smiling.
1722
01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:50,718
- But uh,
1723
01:29:51,052 --> 01:29:52,470
how did a man like you
1724
01:29:52,804 --> 01:29:54,889
get involved in something
like this Gates.
1725
01:29:55,223 --> 01:29:56,474
- There are workings of
heaven and earth
1726
01:29:56,808 --> 01:29:59,101
that are not dreamt of in your
philosophy Faith.
1727
01:29:59,436 --> 01:30:00,478
Now please do as I say.
1728
01:30:00,812 --> 01:30:02,104
I will truly hate to
have to kill you
1729
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:03,314
here on the dance floor.
1730
01:30:03,648 --> 01:30:05,441
- But Gates-- - March.
1731
01:30:06,693 --> 01:30:08,569
- You bozo, I'm talking to you.
1732
01:30:08,904 --> 01:30:09,362
- Rita what are you doing?
1733
01:30:09,696 --> 01:30:10,780
I can't talk to you now.
1734
01:30:11,114 --> 01:30:12,073
Can't you see that I'm working.
1735
01:30:12,407 --> 01:30:12,907
I've got a gun on these two guys.
1736
01:30:13,241 --> 01:30:14,492
- To hell with your gun.
1737
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:17,537
You talk, talk, talk ,about
me with other men,
1738
01:30:17,871 --> 01:30:20,748
and then you go fix the
contest against me.
1739
01:30:21,082 --> 01:30:23,375
Me your sweet heart your fiance.
1740
01:30:23,710 --> 01:30:25,086
So you can go jump bozo,
1741
01:30:25,420 --> 01:30:28,381
'cause I'm living the
life of my own now.
1742
01:30:28,715 --> 01:30:31,384
And you're worried about
me and other men.
1743
01:30:31,718 --> 01:30:32,885
Here watch this.
1744
01:30:35,096 --> 01:30:36,347
- I'm gonna kill ya.
1745
01:30:39,225 --> 01:30:42,478
- You take care of Dave, I'll
take care of Vito.
1746
01:30:47,651 --> 01:30:49,277
- Hey you're pretty good.
1747
01:30:49,611 --> 01:30:53,239
- Yeah well I have a reputation
to keep up you know.
1748
01:30:59,204 --> 01:31:00,371
- Take two Dramamine
1749
01:31:00,705 --> 01:31:03,165
and you'll feel better in
the morning Louie.
1750
01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:04,876
- Can I buy you a drink?
1751
01:31:05,210 --> 01:31:05,752
- Sure.
1752
01:31:09,422 --> 01:31:11,549
- Oh yeah, finally got lucky.
1753
01:31:13,051 --> 01:31:13,718
- HEY-
1754
01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:21,350
- But you said you'd lend me $75.
1755
01:31:21,685 --> 01:31:24,854
- I can't, I'm a little
short this week.
1756
01:31:35,573 --> 01:31:38,659
- Lucy, I brought
someone to meet you.
1757
01:31:40,954 --> 01:31:42,580
LUCY-
1758
01:31:42,914 --> 01:31:43,456
Come out.
1759
01:31:49,087 --> 01:31:50,755
This is my poor fiance.
1760
01:31:51,965 --> 01:31:52,757
Lucy McRae.
1761
01:31:54,592 --> 01:31:56,468
We would have been married.
1762
01:31:56,803 --> 01:31:59,055
We would have had a family.
1763
01:31:59,389 --> 01:32:01,432
We would have been happy.
1764
01:32:01,766 --> 01:32:02,933
Except for the accident.
1765
01:32:03,268 --> 01:32:04,310
- Accident?
1766
01:32:04,644 --> 01:32:05,311
- Sherwood.
1767
01:32:07,188 --> 01:32:07,855
My head.
1768
01:32:09,733 --> 01:32:11,109
My head Sherwood.
1769
01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:14,653
- Lucy, was once a beauty queen.
1770
01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:19,409
Until a jealous
competitor assaulted her.
1771
01:32:19,743 --> 01:32:21,953
Beat her with a stick.
1772
01:32:22,287 --> 01:32:22,912
- Sherwood.
1773
01:32:24,414 --> 01:32:25,581
She has my crown.
1774
01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,752
- She suffered brain damage,
1775
01:32:31,129 --> 01:32:33,381
which caused these
terrible seizures.
1776
01:32:33,715 --> 01:32:36,300
These awful fits of violence.
1777
01:32:36,634 --> 01:32:37,551
- If you loved her so much Gates
1778
01:32:37,886 --> 01:32:39,554
why didn't you take her to a doctor?
1779
01:32:39,888 --> 01:32:40,430
- Doctor?
1780
01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:42,806
- I did.
1781
01:32:43,141 --> 01:32:44,183
Doctor Ravenna.
1782
01:32:45,518 --> 01:32:48,395
He told Vito Vito the whole story.
1783
01:32:48,730 --> 01:32:52,734
Later he repented, became
remorseful and maudlin.
1784
01:32:53,068 --> 01:32:54,861
Tried to save himself, but
it was too late.
1785
01:32:55,195 --> 01:32:55,737
- Doctor.
1786
01:32:56,946 --> 01:32:58,572
I don't understand.
1787
01:32:58,907 --> 01:33:00,700
I don't know any doctor.
1788
01:33:01,034 --> 01:33:02,577
- Vito was on my back.
1789
01:33:02,911 --> 01:33:04,037
Blackmailing me.
1790
01:33:04,370 --> 01:33:06,121
I was smuggling his cocaine for him,
1791
01:33:06,456 --> 01:33:09,709
using my boat for his
filthy contraband.
1792
01:33:10,043 --> 01:33:12,211
What recourse did I have?
1793
01:33:12,545 --> 01:33:14,547
Send Lucy to an institution.
1794
01:33:14,881 --> 01:33:15,548
I couldn't,
1795
01:33:15,882 --> 01:33:16,632
even
1796
01:33:16,966 --> 01:33:17,925
do that.
1797
01:33:18,259 --> 01:33:21,262
- So you let her kill
three girls instead?
1798
01:33:21,596 --> 01:33:23,389
- She enjoys it.
1799
01:33:23,723 --> 01:33:24,849
Some people play hockey-
1800
01:33:25,183 --> 01:33:25,933
Others fish.
1801
01:33:27,185 --> 01:33:28,895
I admit it's not very nice.
1802
01:33:29,229 --> 01:33:30,855
I wouldn't dream of doing it myself.
1803
01:33:31,189 --> 01:33:32,607
But for Lucy it's relaxing.
1804
01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:33,900
And necessary.
1805
01:33:35,401 --> 01:33:36,068
Besides,
1806
01:33:37,695 --> 01:33:38,737
I can afford it.
1807
01:33:40,031 --> 01:33:43,451
- Tell her to take off my
crown Sherwood.
1808
01:33:43,785 --> 01:33:45,328
Tell her to take it off.
1809
01:33:45,662 --> 01:33:48,373
- I believe she wants you to
take off the crown.
1810
01:33:48,706 --> 01:33:50,040
- Take off my crown.
1811
01:33:53,461 --> 01:33:54,920
- Gates you're not going to
let this happen.
1812
01:33:55,255 --> 01:33:55,797
You can't!
1813
01:33:57,298 --> 01:33:59,258
- I'm the queen.
1814
01:33:59,592 --> 01:34:00,759
I'm the only queen.
1815
01:34:02,387 --> 01:34:04,430
- Sorry Lucy but you're not
the only queen.
1816
01:34:08,601 --> 01:34:11,270
- A pervert, a pervert on my ship.
1817
01:34:13,022 --> 01:34:15,566
- You tricked me Sherwood.
1818
01:34:15,900 --> 01:34:16,567
I hate you.
1819
01:34:17,735 --> 01:34:18,318
- No my darling.
1820
01:34:18,653 --> 01:34:19,528
- You tricked me!
1821
01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:20,822
- No!
1822
01:34:44,929 --> 01:34:47,306
- Sherwood my darling.
1823
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,807
- Dave, you okay?
1824
01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,685
- Yeah, yeah I'm okay.
1825
01:35:11,748 --> 01:35:13,666
- Dave's the one you've been
hearing and reading about
1826
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:15,584
all over town folks.
1827
01:35:15,919 --> 01:35:17,128
- Not just me.
1828
01:35:17,462 --> 01:35:19,464
- He's the police detective
who disguised himself
1829
01:35:19,797 --> 01:35:22,341
as a beauty contestant in
order to investigate
1830
01:35:22,675 --> 01:35:24,718
the artists and models murdered case
1831
01:35:25,053 --> 01:35:26,721
and investigate he did.
1832
01:35:28,056 --> 01:35:31,476
In fact he unearthed not
only the murderer
1833
01:35:31,809 --> 01:35:34,645
but an entire ring of
coke smugglers.
1834
01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:38,691
Wow, that must have been
pretty scary huh Dave.
1835
01:35:39,025 --> 01:35:40,276
- No Jen, you see
1836
01:35:40,610 --> 01:35:42,612
the thing is that I worked on
the inside of Faith
1837
01:35:42,946 --> 01:35:44,405
and I really didn't get to
see how it looked
1838
01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,365
so I just did my job you
know what I mean.
1839
01:35:46,699 --> 01:35:47,700
- No.
1840
01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:49,452
- Well what I mean is that
there are some people
1841
01:35:49,786 --> 01:35:51,746
that I'm sure were affected and
perhaps they had some sort
1842
01:35:52,080 --> 01:35:54,749
of an identity crisis as a result of
1843
01:35:55,083 --> 01:35:57,752
my masquerading as Faith but uh
1844
01:35:58,086 --> 01:35:59,629
I never really personally felt
1845
01:35:59,963 --> 01:36:00,797
any sort of crisis at all.
1846
01:36:01,130 --> 01:36:01,797
- Can we go now?
1847
01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:04,049
- Well thank you Dave and Cookie.
1848
01:36:04,384 --> 01:36:08,554
Now we're going to say a few words
to Dave's partner Casey.
1849
01:36:08,888 --> 01:36:10,264
What was your name sir?
1850
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:11,807
- Who wants to know?
1851
01:36:12,141 --> 01:36:13,809
- My name's Kiki Donahue,
1852
01:36:14,143 --> 01:36:16,603
and next year I'm gonna
be a contestant
1853
01:36:16,938 --> 01:36:19,231
in the Artisan Models Beauty Ball.
1854
01:36:19,565 --> 01:36:20,649
- No you ain't.
1855
01:36:20,984 --> 01:36:21,859
- Yes I am.
1856
01:36:22,193 --> 01:36:23,027
- You ain't.
1857
01:36:23,361 --> 01:36:24,195
- Yes I am.
1858
01:36:24,529 --> 01:36:25,279
- You ain't.
1859
01:36:27,573 --> 01:36:29,741
Stop that, did you see him?
1860
01:36:30,076 --> 01:36:31,160
Did any of you see him?
1861
01:36:31,494 --> 01:36:33,370
I'll put you all in the ground.
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