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OKAY, GIRLS, I'M JUST
GONNA GRAB A FEW THINGS,
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AND THEN WE'LL...
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OH, RHODA, I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE WORKING THIS WEEKEND.
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I GOT LONELY AT MY HOUSE.
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OKAY.
WELL, HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.
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SO, LYLA,
I AM GOING TO DROP YOU OFF
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ON THE WAY TO TAKING ANNIE
TO KARATE PRACTICE.
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I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO KARATE PRACTICE.
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I'M NOT EVEN GOOD AT IT.
LYLA THINKS I SHOULD QUIT.
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KARATE'S LAME.
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YOU'RE NOT QUITTING.
YOU BEGGED ME TO DO THIS.
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YEAH, BUT THAT'S BEFORE
I KNEW HOW LAME IT WAS.
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SO LAME.
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LYLA, LIGHTEN UP.
WEAR SOME PINK.
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YOU'RE GOING.
OUR FAMILY DOESN'T QUIT.
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YOU DID.
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YOU QUIT BEFORE THE FIRST
OFFICE KICKBALL PRACTICE.
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YOU JUST SIGNED UP
AND GRABBED A T-SHIRT.
I MEANT TO GO TO KICKBALL,
BUT I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO.
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I'VE GOT KIDS, MORE KIDS...
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BRING YOUR KIDS.
EVERYONE BRINGS THEIR KIDS.
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IT'S NOT FAIR.
IF YOU CAN QUIT, I CAN QUIT.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO KARATE?
WHY DO I HAVE TO--
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I ACTUALLY SAID,
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"
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I SWORE I'D NEVER
SAY THAT TO MY KIDS.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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"BECAUSE I SAID SO"--
THAT'S PARENTING GOLD.
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IF KIDS EVER FIGURE OUT
A RESPONSE TO THAT ONE,
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WE ARE SCREWED.
YOU KNOW, I PREFER, "BECAUSE
IT IS IN THE BEST INTEREST
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OF YOUR WELL-BEING."
YOU KNOW WHAT? ANNIE USED
TO BE SO EASY TO TALK TO,
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AND NOW SHE'S A PRETEEN. SHE'S
ALL, "YOU'RE LAME. THIS SUCKS."
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I THINK SHE'S GETTING ONE BOOB.
YOU KNOW, I USED TO BE
A BIT OF A REBEL AT THAT AGE.
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ONCE--YOU MAY REMEMBER THIS--I
WORE WHITE SHOES BEFORE EASTER.
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WHAT?
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THAT'S CRAZY. ONE TIME I WORE
ONLY WHITE SHOES ON EASTER.
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I DON'T WANT ANNIE TO MAKE
THE SAME MISTAKES I DID.
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WHEN I WAS A KID,
I QUIT EVERYTHING--
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PIANO, TENNIS, BALLET.
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WHEN I GOT MY YEARBOOK, IT JUST
SAID, "JANE MORTON--SEÑOR."
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PRETTY SURE
IT JUST SAID "SENIOR."
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OH. I THOUGHT IT WAS
'CAUSE I WAS GOOD IN SPANISH.
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OKAY. SO I DIDN'T
EVEN GET THAT.
YOU KNOW,
I HAD SO MANY ACTIVITIES,
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THEY ACTUALLY BLED
INTO THE NEXT PAGE.
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MINE SAID, "ROSEMARY--
ARTIST, HEALER, LOVER."
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OH, WAIT,
THAT WAS JUNIOR HIGH.
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I DON'T WANT ANNIE TO THINK
THAT SHE CAN JUST QUIT
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WHEN SOMETHING GETS TOUGH.
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I THINK I'M GONNA HAVE
TO GO BACK TO KICKBALL...
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(groans)
AND LEAD BY EXAMPLE.
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OH.
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YOU KNOW, I AM JUST SO BLESSED
THAT MY KIDS REALLY LOVE
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ALL THEIR ACTIVITIES. BILL--OH,
HE HAS SUCH A CREATIVE SPARK.
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HE HAS THIS IMAGINARY FRIEND
RIGHT NOW NAMED BEE-BOP.
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HOW CUTE IS THAT?
THAT IS CUTE. UNLESS,
OF COURSE, HE'S SCHIZOPHRENIC.
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WELL, TIME WILL TELL.
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HONEY, PLEASE TAKE
A BITE OF YOUR FOOD.
NO. NEVER!
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HONEY, TAKE ONE BITE.
NO! NEVER!
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UGH. THAT MOM NEEDS TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT HER KID.
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I'M GONNA GIVE HER THE LOOK.
JUST TAKE ONE BITE.
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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO...
I'M SO SORRY, LADIES.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING.
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I KNOW IT'S NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
I'M A TOTAL STRANGER,
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BUT WOULD YOU MIND
IF MAYBE I TRIED SOMETHING?
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NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER,
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...
YEAH, SURE.
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WHAT'S HIS NAME?
IT'S OWEN.
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OWEN? HE'S ADORABLE.
HEY, OWEN.
NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, NEVER...
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AND HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
(makes clicking sound) SHH!
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GOT HIM.
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OH, MY GOD.
WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?
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OH, IT'S A LITTLE SOMETHING
I PICKED UP
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FROM THE DOG WHISPERER.
OKAY, ROSEMARY,
IT'S REALLY NOT APPROPRIATE--
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SHH! ANYBODY ELSE?
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♪♪
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OKAY, HONEY, ON WEDNESDAY
IT LOOKS LIKE BILL HAS FENCING
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AT THE SAME TIME AS
ESTHER'S IRISH DANCE CLASS.
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SO I GUESS I'LL DO
THE DANCE CLASS AND--
COME ON. YOU KNOW
I LIKE IRISH DANCE--
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HOW THEY MOVE THE LOWER HALF
OF THEIR BODY,
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BUT THEY DON'T MOVE THE UPPER.
I KNOW. YOU GOT PUNK'D!
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OH, LOOK AT YOU.
LEAVE ME ALONE!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
GUYS, WHAT HAPPENED?
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BILL CUT MY DOLL'S HAIR.
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YOU DIDN'T DO THAT TO YOUR
SISTER'S DOLL, DID YOU, SWEETIE?
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NO.
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IT WAS BEE-BOP.
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IS THERE ANY CHANCE
BEE-BOP IS REAL?
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STOP IT.
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ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.
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COME ON, SHEP!
WHOO, SHEPPY!
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ALL RIGHT, WAY TO GO!
(clapping)
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CAN WE GO? IT'S HOT.
THE SUN'S LAME.
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GUESS WHAT? NO, IT'S NOT.
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THE SUN IS THE SOURCE
OF ALL ENERGY AND LIGHT,
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AND YOU'RE STAYING
'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO SEE
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HOW GREAT IT IS TO BE
PART OF AN ACTIVITY
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AND BOND WITH FRIENDS.
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HEY, SPAZ!
YOU JOINING US OR NOT?
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OOH, NICKNAMES!
YEAH, I'M PART OF A TEAM.
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I'M GOOD!
ALL RIGHT,
WE GOT THE BIG GAME
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AGAINST CHAPMAN AND BENSEN
NEXT WEEK--
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MORE LIKE CRAPMAN AND BENSEN.
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ACTUALLY, BENSEN'S
A PRETTY GOOD GUY.
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HEY, I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CAME.
IT'LL BE FUN.
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YEAH.
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WOW,
YOU'RE SWEATING A LOT.
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AM I?
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NO, NO, NO, NO. IT'S GOOD.
YOU'RE GLOWING.
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YOU HAVE A NICE, SHINY COAT.
THANK YOU.
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ADULTS IN SHORTS ARE LAME.
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YOU KNOW, LYLA,
WITH THAT ATTITUDE,
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WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
ACCOMPLISH IN LIFE?
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I'M GONNA WRITE A BOOK
ABOUT HOW LAME EVERYTHING IS,
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SELL THE MOVIE RIGHTS
AND WIN A BUNCH OF OSCARS.
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WOW, THAT'S A GREAT PLAN.
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MAYBE ONE DAY I COULD BE
YOUR ASSISTANT.
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NO.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LET'S TAKE IT
IN FOR SOME BATTING PRACTICE.
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GREAT, THANKS. BRING IT IN.
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OKAY, RHODA, YOU'RE UP.
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LET'S GO. EASY OUT.
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EASY OUT.
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WHATEVER.
OKAY, JANE, YOU'RE UP.
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LET'S SEE WHAT
THOSE CANKLES CAN DO.
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LET'S GO, JANE!
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OH, EVERYBODY, STEP ASIDE!
BACK IT UP!
(man) COME ON, JANE!
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BIG KICKER. BACK IT UP.
(imitates truck beeping)
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ALL RIGHT.
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♪♪
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(laughter)
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YOU ARE NOT GOOD
AT THIS GAME AT ALL.
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HOW COULD YOU MISS
A BALL THAT HUGE?
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SCIENTIFICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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I'M SORRY.
I DON'T MEAN TO LAUGH.
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I JUST--
I JUST LOVE WHEN PEOPLE FALL.
OKAY, GUYS, KNOCK IT OFF.
MY KID'S WATCHING.
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YEAH, NO, SHE'S NOT.
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NO, ANNIE, IT'S OKAY!
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THIS IS FUN!
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ANNIE, COME BACK!
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WOW. ROUGH PRACTICE, MOM,
BUT I LEARNED A LOT.
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THANKS FOR SHOWING ME
WHEN IT'S TIME TO QUIT.
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QUIT? NO.
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I MAY HAVE TAKEN
A FEW FALLS OUT THERE,
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BUT IT FELT GOOD
TO BE PART OF A TEAM.
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THEN WHY DID YOU CRY
ON THE CAR RIDE HOME?
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THOSE WERE HAPPY TEARS--
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TEARS OF JOY
FOR NOT QUITTING!
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EW. I DON'T WANT PEAS
FOR DINNER.
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WELL, YOU'RE GETTIN' 'EM...
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RIGHT AFTER I USE 'EM.
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MOM!
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KICKBALL IS SO LAME.
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OH, HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY, REMEMBER ME?
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COME HERE. COME HERE.
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(under breath) KILL ME.
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(normal voice) HEY.
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WHAT'S UP, SWEATER SET?
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I WAS JUST TELLING MY FRIENDS
HOW YOU SAVED MY SON
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FROM A MELTDOWN THE OTHER DAY.
IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN SIX SESSIONS
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OF THERAPY FOR WHAT YOU DID
IN A DAY.
I WOULD LOVE YOUR HELP
WITH MY BABY.
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WE'VE BEEN DOING
THE FERBER METHOD AT NIGHT,
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BUT SHE KEEPS CRYING,
AND THEN I START CRYING...
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(voice breaking)
AND THEN SHE CRIES MORE.
NEW MOM?
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HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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'CAUSE YOU HAVE MORE BARF
ON YOUR SHIRT THAN BUTTONS.
OH, GOD.
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NEW MOMS ARE GROSS.
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YOU KNOW, WE COULD REALLY USE
ADVICE FROM A MOTHER LIKE YOU.
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I SAW HER SON IN HERE THE OTHER
DAY, AND HE WAS AMAZING.
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HE WAS SO SMART
AND FUNNY AND HANDSOME.
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TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH,
LETOURNEAU. HE'S ALSO 15.
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I CAN'T GET MY DAUGHTER
TO GIVE UP HER PACIFIER.
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WELL, I CAN HELP YOU
WITH THAT.
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HI, DARLING. THANK YOU.
(whines softly)
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LOOK AT THIS.
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BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!
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TRAIN GOING INTO THE STATION.
OH, NO, IT'S NOT.
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WORKS WITH WHISKEY, TOO.
ANYTHING ELSE?
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SO WE'RE JUST--WE'RE DRINKING
BEFORE DARK, BABE?
HONEY,
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
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THIS MUSIC RECITAL WAS AWFUL.
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I SAW BILL THROW A TAMBOURINE
AT ANOTHER KID,
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AND HE STILL BLAMED IT
ON BEE-BOP. I MEAN, GRANTED,
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HE TIMED HIS THROW PERFECTLY
WITH THE MUSIC...
YEAH.
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BUT ALL THE OTHER MOMS SAW IT,
AND THEY GAVE ME THE LOOK.
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WHAT LOOK?
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NO!
YES.
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THAT'S YOUR LOOK TO GIVE.
I KNOW!
THAT'S WHY WE HAVE TO FIX THIS.
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I MEAN, WHAT IF HE
TURNS OUT LIKE THOSE BOYS
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I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH?
WHAT BOYS?
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(lowers voice) THE ONES
WHO WEREN'T IN A.P. CLASSES.
NO, DON'T YOU SAY THAT.
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(normal voice)
I'M SAYING IT.
DON'T SAY THAT, OKAY?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WE CAN HANDLE THIS.
LET'S GO GET THE FLASH CARDS.
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WE'LL GET BILL.
COME HERE, BILL!
BILL!
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HEY, HEY, HAVE A SEAT, BUDDY.
HAVE A--HAVE A SEAT.
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LISTEN, YOUR DAD AND I
WANT TO TALK TO YOU
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ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY FRIEND
BEE-BOP.
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BEE-BOP'S NOT IMAGINARY.
BEE-BOP'S REAL.
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OKAY, I THINK WE'RE HAVING
A-A PROBLEM WITH THE DIFFERENCE
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BETWEEN MAKE-BELIEVE
AND REAL.
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OKAY, SO TO MAKE
THINGS MORE CLEAR,
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DADDY, YOU'RE ON.
YES. YES.
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OKAY.
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UH, PRINCESS GISELLE
IS MAKE-BELIEVE.
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OKAY. AWARD-NOMINATED ACTRESS
AMY ADAMS--
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REAL... AND ADORABLE.
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YEAH.
SHE'S VERY CUTE.
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A HORSE--THAT'S REAL.
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A UNICORN--MAKE-BELIEVE.
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NOW THIS WAS A HARD PILL
FOR ME TO SWALLOW, TOO.
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STILL BURNS A LITTLE.
MAYBE STILL OUT THERE.
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NOPE, IT'S NOT.
(lowers voice) THEY DON'T KNOW.
THEY DON'T KNOW THAT.
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OUR HANDSOME SON BILL--
HE'S REAL.
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BEE-BOP--MAKE-BELIEVE.
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'CAUSE IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT,
IT DOESN'T EXIST.
208
00:09:55,926 --> 00:09:57,326
(whispers) GOOD JOB.
209
00:09:57,327 --> 00:10:01,967
THEN WHAT ABOUT GOD?
YOU CAN'T SEE GOD.
210
00:10:01,972 --> 00:10:05,742
WHY DON'T WE JUST STICK
TO THE--TO THE FLASH CARDS?
YEAH. YEP.
211
00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:08,736
SO WHAT IF MILK HAS HORMONES?
YOUR DAUGHTER GETS BOOBS BY 10.
212
00:10:08,739 --> 00:10:12,809
WHAT GIRL DOESN'T WANT THAT?
NEXT.
OH, I READ RECENTLY IN ONE
OF THE PARENTING BOOKS--
213
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,923
SCREW BOOKS.
BOOKS PUT YOU UP HERE.
214
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,915
I WANT YOU RIGHT DOWN HERE.
215
00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:19,717
GOTTA PARENT
FROM THE GUT, LADIES.
216
00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:23,320
LET'S GROW A PAIR.
NEXT QUESTION.
I CAN'T GET MY SON
TO SLEEP THROUGH THE NIGHT.
217
00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:26,733
OH, BOY. I REMEMBER THAT ONE.
MY SON USED TO WAKE ME UP
218
00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:30,127
AT 10 A.M.!
219
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,300
YOU KNOW WHAT SOLVED IT?
220
00:10:32,302 --> 00:10:34,632
BLACKOUT CURTAINS
IN THE NURSERY.
221
00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:38,174
DONE AND DONE.
MY DAUGHTER KEEPS TAKING OFF
HER CLOTHES AND RUNNING AROUND.
222
00:10:38,168 --> 00:10:40,038
I DON'T SEE A PROBLEM
WITH THAT.
223
00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,910
THIS IS GREAT. YOU'RE LIKE
SUZE ORMAN FOR MOMS.
224
00:10:46,677 --> 00:10:48,877
COME ON, ANNIE.
YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE!
225
00:10:48,879 --> 00:10:52,349
I DON'T KNOW
TO GO TO KARATE.
HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
226
00:10:52,352 --> 00:10:54,152
YOU HAVE TO HONOR
YOUR COMMITMENTS,
227
00:10:54,154 --> 00:10:56,164
EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT
NOT ALWAYS BE FUN.
228
00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:58,956
BUT LOOK,
LIFE IS 15% INSPIRATION
229
00:10:58,959 --> 00:11:01,829
AND 90% PERSPIRATION.
230
00:11:01,832 --> 00:11:05,402
OKAY, I MIGHT BE OFF
ON MY NUMBERS, BUT THE POINT IS,
231
00:11:05,395 --> 00:11:07,435
YOU'RE GOING.
FINE. I'LL GO.
232
00:11:07,437 --> 00:11:10,167
AND SO WILL I.
233
00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:15,412
(voice vibrating) AH. THIS IS
SO MUCH BETTER THAN KICKBALL.
234
00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:17,805
SUCH A BETTER USE OF MY FEET.
235
00:11:17,808 --> 00:11:20,108
I WAS ON MY WAY TO THE FIELD,
AND I SAW
236
00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:23,410
YOUR MANI/PEDI SPECIAL,
AND IT JUST SUCKED ME RIGHT IN.
237
00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:25,993
(voice vibrating) OH, YEAH.
238
00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,986
WHAT THE...
239
00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:30,718
(normal voice) OH, NO WAY!
240
00:11:31,922 --> 00:11:37,202
ANNIE! SKIPPING KARATE? YOU'RE
IN BIG TROUBLE, YOUNG LADY.
241
00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:41,167
YOU KNOW I HATE IT.
YEAH. DIDN'T YOU SEE
HER TWITTER FEEDS?
242
00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:44,031
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT MEANS.
ANNIE, YOU LIED TO ME.
243
00:11:44,034 --> 00:11:46,714
YOU'RE GROUNDED.
QUIT TRYING TO CONTROL ME.
244
00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:49,476
I'M NOT! NOW STAND UP
STRAIGHT AND BE QUIET.
245
00:11:49,479 --> 00:11:51,809
DO NOT MOVE A MUSCLE.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
246
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:53,942
WAIT.
247
00:11:53,944 --> 00:11:55,794
WHY AREN'T YOU AT KICKBALL?
248
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,920
BECAUSE I SAID SO!
249
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,800
OKAY, SO WE HAD
A LITTLE SETBACK,
250
00:12:11,802 --> 00:12:14,332
BUT WE'RE GONNA REDEDICATE
OURSELVES TO OUR SPORTS.
251
00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:17,914
WE'RE ALL GONNA PRACTICE TODAY.
SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
252
00:12:17,908 --> 00:12:20,408
GET IN THERE AND SHOW
YOUR COUSIN SOME OF THOSE MOVES?
253
00:12:20,410 --> 00:12:25,450
AND, ANNIE, YOU'RE GOING
TO MY KICKBALL GAME ON SATURDAY.
NO! THAT'S
LYLA'S POETRY SLAM.
254
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,245
WHY DO I GET PUNISHED
255
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:30,077
FOR SKIPPING PRACTICE,
AND YOU DON'T?
GOAL!
256
00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:33,050
BELIEVE ME,
THIS IS PUNISHMENT.
257
00:12:33,053 --> 00:12:35,793
(glass shatters)
HEY, WHAT WAS THAT?
258
00:12:35,786 --> 00:12:39,426
(Bill) BEE-BOP DID IT!
SO THIS BEE-BOP THING
IS STILL HAPPENING?
259
00:12:39,429 --> 00:12:41,529
(sighs) YES,
AND I HAVE READ EVERY BOOK,
260
00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,531
GONE TO EVERY
MOMMY MESSAGE BOARD.
261
00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:46,803
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU
SOME ADVICE?
262
00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:49,267
YOU KNOW, MOM TO MOM?
YEAH, OF COURSE.
263
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:51,769
WHAT'S IT LIKE TO HAVE
A KID WITH A PROBLEM?
264
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:55,481
JUST THROW ME THE BALL.
WHAT? WHAT DID I DO?
265
00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:57,775
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY FOR THIS?
OKAY.
266
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,977
OKAY. AND...
267
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,981
OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
268
00:13:02,983 --> 00:13:05,063
THE TIMING ON THAT
WAS REALLY WEIRD.
269
00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:08,215
OH, GOD.
I'M SO SUCKY AT KICKBALL.
270
00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:11,918
ARE YOU ABOUT
TO HAVE NERD RAGE?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
JUST SHUT UP!
271
00:13:11,922 --> 00:13:14,162
GIVE IT TO ME AGAIN.
272
00:13:14,164 --> 00:13:16,404
PUT SOME OF THE POWER
INTO THAT KICK.
273
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,996
I AM WIPED.
274
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,169
MM.
275
00:13:20,170 --> 00:13:23,900
WHAT'S THE HIZZY,
MY BIZZLES?
276
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,214
HEY.
HEY, ROSEMARY.
277
00:13:26,206 --> 00:13:29,436
WHAT IS UP WITH THE CLEAR LIQUID
THAT EVERYBODY IS DRINKING?
278
00:13:29,439 --> 00:13:31,109
WATER.
279
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:33,441
OHH. LISTEN, J. JAMS,
280
00:13:33,443 --> 00:13:35,523
GOT A FLAVOR TO ASK.
YEAH?
281
00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:38,915
I WOULD LIKE TO BORROW
AN ARTICLE OF CLOTHING FROM YOU.
282
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:41,949
HOW DO I SAY IT? IT'S BOXY.
IT'S GOT A THING--
283
00:13:41,952 --> 00:13:44,252
OPEN, A SLEEVE, A PANT.
284
00:13:44,254 --> 00:13:45,404
A SUIT?
285
00:13:45,395 --> 00:13:47,955
SUIT. SUIT.
SUCH A WEIRD WORD.
286
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,898
YEAH, THE MOMS
DOWN AT THE COFFEE SHOP
287
00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:52,160
WANT ME TO HOST
A PARENTING SEMINAR,
288
00:13:52,162 --> 00:13:54,832
AND I JUST WANTED TO BE SURE
TO WEAR SOMETHING
289
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:58,274
THAT'S VERY NONTHREATENING
AND ASEXUAL,
290
00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:02,568
SO I KNEW YOU'D BE MY MAN.
291
00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,982
Y-YOUARE RUNNING
A PARENTING SEMINAR?
292
00:14:04,975 --> 00:14:08,075
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE.
THAT'S SHOCKING, REALLY.
293
00:14:08,078 --> 00:14:10,918
I KNOW.
IT'S ABOUT TIME, RIGHT?
294
00:14:10,921 --> 00:14:13,321
I THINK THE WORLD IS FINALLY
READY FOR ROSE MOMMY.
295
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:14,583
ROSE MOMMY?
296
00:14:14,584 --> 00:14:17,534
MY GURU NAME.
EMILY, SWING BY WITH BILL,
297
00:14:17,527 --> 00:14:20,327
AND I WILL TAKE CARE OF THAT
IMAGINARY FRIEND PROBLEM
298
00:14:20,330 --> 00:14:25,440
FOR YOU LICKETY-SPLIT.
THANK YOU, BUT NO.
EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY.
299
00:14:25,435 --> 00:14:29,235
EVERYTHING IS NOT OKAY!
BILL, YOU CAN'T PUT YOUR MOM'S
CLOTHES ON THE GRILL!
300
00:14:29,239 --> 00:14:33,069
THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE PANTS.
BEE-BOP DOESN'T
LIKE YOUR CLOTHES.
301
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:37,083
OH, YEAH? WELL, BEE-BOP DOESN'T
READ "IN STYLE" MAGAZINE.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
302
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,307
IT'S LIKE THE LINEN
JUST KIND OF FANS THE FLAME.
303
00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:40,908
BABE, HE'S OUT OF CONTROL.
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
304
00:14:40,911 --> 00:14:43,981
MAYBE LIKE A--
LIKE A TIME-OUT?
YES, YES. WE'LL TAKE A "T."
WE'LL HUDDLE UP.
305
00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,224
NO, NO, NO.
GIVE HIM A TIME-OUT.
OR--OR WE GIVE BEE-BOP
A TIME-OUT.
306
00:14:47,217 --> 00:14:51,317
STOP TALKING ABOUT BEE-BOP!
I SWEAR TO GOD, IF I HEAR
307
00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:54,061
THAT NAME ONE MORE TIME,
I AM GONNA... (screams)
(laughs)
308
00:14:54,064 --> 00:14:56,974
BEE-BOP THINKS THAT'S FUNNY.
309
00:14:56,967 --> 00:14:58,627
BILL...
310
00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:02,968
GET... IN... THE CAR.
311
00:15:02,973 --> 00:15:05,043
(amplified voice) OKAY, LADIES,
WHAT DO WE SAY?
312
00:15:05,035 --> 00:15:08,075
DON'T BE CRYBABIES!
313
00:15:08,078 --> 00:15:09,678
(all) MOM UP!
314
00:15:09,679 --> 00:15:13,309
LET'S HAVE A HAND FOR HORATIO
WHO'S PLAYING "CHILD" TONIGHT.
315
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:16,093
GREAT JOB.
I'VE TAKEN IMPROV CLASSES.
316
00:15:16,086 --> 00:15:19,216
IT SHOWS. ONE OF YOU
LOOKS RIDICULOUS.
ROSEMARY--
317
00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:21,119
UH, ROSE MOMMY.
318
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,521
FINE. ROSE MOMMY.
I NEED YOUR HELP.
319
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,033
LOUDER?
NO.
320
00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,626
IT TAKES A BRAVE PARENT
TO ASK FOR HELP.
321
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:31,028
OH, THANKS, GRETCHEN.
322
00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:33,561
ARE YOU, UH, HAVING A PROBLEM
WITH YOUR KIDS, TOO?
323
00:15:33,563 --> 00:15:36,343
OH, NO, NO. I'M JUST COVERING
THE EVENT FOR MY MOMMY BLOG.
324
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,966
BUT BIG UPS TO YOU, EM.
325
00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:43,110
HEY, MR. JAZZ HANDS.
WHY DON'T YOU MOONWALK UP HERE?
326
00:15:43,113 --> 00:15:46,383
I COULD USE YOU.
HORATIO, YOU'RE DONE.
HE DOESN'T HAVE
MY STAGE PRESENCE.
327
00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:48,546
OKAY, IT'S JUST GETTING SAD.
PLEASE GO.
328
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,578
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
THE GURU'S GONNA WORK HER MAGIC.
329
00:15:52,582 --> 00:15:55,132
I'M GONNA TEACH YOU GUYS
HOW TO GET RID OF...
330
00:15:55,125 --> 00:15:56,455
(whispers)
AN IMAGINARY FRIEND...
331
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,426
(normal voice) ONCE AND FOR ALL.
BILL, MAY I
332
00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:03,429
PLEASE TALK WITH YOUR VERY,
VERY GOOD FRIEND MR. BEE-BOP?
333
00:16:03,433 --> 00:16:06,143
THANK YOU. HELLO, MR. BEE-BOP.
HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
334
00:16:06,136 --> 00:16:08,196
HE'S A CHARMER.
335
00:16:08,198 --> 00:16:11,198
NO, I HAVEN'T LOST WEIGHT,
BUT THAT'S SWEET OF YOU.
336
00:16:11,201 --> 00:16:13,671
OKAY, GUESS WHAT?
I GOT YOU A PRESENT.
337
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:17,053
IT'S RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.
GO ON WITH YOUR BAD SELF.
338
00:16:17,047 --> 00:16:18,747
HURRY UP. HE'S ADORABLE.
GO ON.
339
00:16:18,748 --> 00:16:22,448
GO ON, YOU CRAZY LITTLE DOODAD.
OH, HE'S FAST.
340
00:16:22,452 --> 00:16:25,092
KEEP GOING. IT'S A BOX
OF PUPPIES, MR. BEE-BOP!
341
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:27,685
HURRY UP, DARLING!
JUST A LITTLE BIT FURTHER.
342
00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:30,487
(bus rumbles past)
OH! AND HE GOT HIT BY A BUS.
343
00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:35,132
MOMMY!
SHE KILLED MY BEST FRIEND.
344
00:16:37,167 --> 00:16:41,127
OKAY, WHO WANTS A PUPPY?
IT'S A CORGI MIX.
345
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:50,407
I GOT HIM! BEE-BOP'S GONNA
BE OKAY. MOMMY KNOWS C.P.R.
346
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,540
HE'S FLATLINING!
HAND ME THE PADDLES.
347
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:57,594
(imitates electrical charge)
GO TO THE LIGHT, BEE-BOP.
348
00:16:57,587 --> 00:17:00,247
THIS IS REALLY NOT HELPING.
349
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,590
THAT'S THE GRIEF TALKING.
I'LL PLAY
HOSPITAL ADMINISTRATOR.
350
00:17:02,592 --> 00:17:05,102
BEE-BOP,
WE'RE DENYING YOUR INSURANCE.
351
00:17:05,095 --> 00:17:06,695
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR.
352
00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:09,056
TOO SOON!
353
00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:11,059
IT'S OKAY, MOMMY.
354
00:17:11,061 --> 00:17:12,801
I KNOW BEE-BOP'S NOT REAL.
355
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:15,512
YOU DO?
356
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:17,365
WELL, HONEY,
WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM UP?
357
00:17:17,367 --> 00:17:21,637
I WAS MAD. I NEVER HAVE TIME
TO PLAY WITH MY REAL FRIENDS.
358
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:23,671
I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF TO DO.
359
00:17:23,673 --> 00:17:26,553
OH, FOR GOD SAKES.
SOMEBODY COVER HIM.
360
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,446
HE'S LOOKING RIGHT AT ME.
361
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:32,179
OH, SWEETIE,
I'M SORRY I OVERSCHEDULED YOU.
362
00:17:32,182 --> 00:17:35,132
YOU'RE JUST SO GOOD
AT EVERYTHING...
363
00:17:35,125 --> 00:17:37,055
LIKE YOUR MOTHER.
364
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:40,626
HEY, HOW ABOUT TOMORROW
WE BLOW OFF SQUASH,
365
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:43,430
AND YOU CAN JUST RELAX
AND READ A TEXTBOOK.
366
00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:45,473
OKAY?
367
00:17:45,465 --> 00:17:47,195
OH.
368
00:17:47,197 --> 00:17:49,097
WELL, ROSE MOMMY RIDES AGAIN.
369
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,569
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO, YOU GUYS.
LET'S GO. BRING IT IN.
(cheering)
370
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:54,371
(growls) JANE,
GREAT JOB IN THE OUTFIELD.
371
00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,284
I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
I KNOW. IT WAS GREAT.
372
00:17:56,276 --> 00:18:00,076
YEAH! THERE YOU GO.
373
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:02,479
HEY.
374
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:04,212
SHE'S SO BAD.
375
00:18:04,214 --> 00:18:05,794
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS?
376
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,215
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
(man) COME ON, JEROME!
377
00:18:08,218 --> 00:18:11,588
SHE DOESN'T WANT TO DO THIS.
SHE'S OUT THERE PLAYING FOR YOU,
378
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,421
SO YOU DON'T QUIT KARATE.
NUH-UNH.
379
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:16,203
UH-HUH. LOOK AT HER.
(man) WHOA!
380
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:17,266
(cheering)
381
00:18:17,267 --> 00:18:20,097
YEAH! WHOO!
JORGE!
382
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,099
SHE'S MISERABLE.
383
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,271
THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL LOVE,
LITTLE SENSEI.
384
00:18:24,274 --> 00:18:26,284
SHE'S OUT THERE SWINGING
385
00:18:26,276 --> 00:18:29,376
AND MISSING HER LITTLE
HEART OUT FOR YOU.
386
00:18:29,379 --> 00:18:32,409
SHE'S LIKE A CRAZY,
FLOPPIN' DUMB CLOWN OUT THERE.
387
00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,682
PSST. HEY, ANNIE.
388
00:18:34,684 --> 00:18:38,854
WHAT YOU DOING?
HOP ON MY PEGS. YOU CAN STILL
MAKE MY POETRY SLAM.
389
00:18:38,848 --> 00:18:41,448
YOUR MOM'S UP.
390
00:18:41,451 --> 00:18:43,651
YOU GOT IT. COME ON, JANE!
391
00:18:43,653 --> 00:18:45,463
COME ON, JANE!
COME ON!
392
00:18:48,358 --> 00:18:51,698
COME ON.
393
00:18:51,701 --> 00:18:52,761
UM...
394
00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:58,614
I'M SORRY, LYLA.
I-I'M GONNA STAY HERE. I CAN'T.
395
00:18:58,608 --> 00:19:00,238
THAT'S LAME.
396
00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:04,170
COME ON, MOMMY!
YOU CAN DO IT! WHOO!
397
00:19:04,174 --> 00:19:07,324
OKAY, FEET, COME ON. WORK.
398
00:19:11,221 --> 00:19:14,181
♪♪
399
00:19:24,834 --> 00:19:26,674
WHOO!
400
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,696
WHOO! WHOO!
401
00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:33,641
WHOO!
402
00:19:33,643 --> 00:19:35,683
(grunting)
403
00:19:39,549 --> 00:19:41,609
WHOO! I DID IT!
404
00:19:41,611 --> 00:19:45,181
YOU DID IT, MOM! YOU MADE
CONTACT WITH THE BALL!
I DID, DIDN'T I?
405
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:49,194
MOM, I'M GONNA STICK
WITH KARATE.
OH, HONEY, THAT'S GREAT.
406
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:52,458
BLAIR! WHY DIDN'T YOU RUN?
407
00:19:52,462 --> 00:19:54,292
FOUL BALL!
WHAT?
408
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:56,804
FOUL BALL, YOU BIG DUM-DUM!
409
00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,826
OH, RIGHT!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
410
00:19:59,829 --> 00:20:01,629
THAT MEANS YOU HAVE
TO KICK AGAIN.
411
00:20:01,631 --> 00:20:04,771
OH, NO.
GO, MOM. I'M WATCHING!
412
00:20:04,774 --> 00:20:06,284
OH, NO.
413
00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:08,606
SO WE ARE CANCELING
GYMNASTICS ON THURSDAY,
414
00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:11,238
BUT BILL SAYS HE STILL
WANTS TO DO PIANO.
415
00:20:11,241 --> 00:20:13,981
OKAY. OH, AND IF JANE ASKS, BILL
AND ESTHER ARE NOT QUITTING.
416
00:20:13,983 --> 00:20:15,993
THEY'RE MERELY
OPENING TIME IN THE DAY
417
00:20:15,985 --> 00:20:17,985
SO THERE IS ROOM
FOR GROWTH.
418
00:20:17,987 --> 00:20:20,487
(doorbell rings)
419
00:20:20,490 --> 00:20:22,950
HEY, EMS. HEY, JACE.
HEY, ROSEMARY.
420
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:25,932
EMILY,
I CAME OVER TO APOLOGIZE
421
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,755
FOR WHAT HAPPENED
AT THE SEMINAR.
422
00:20:27,757 --> 00:20:30,927
I FEEL LIKE MAYBE I WENT
A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR.
"MAYBE"?
423
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:34,660
OKAY, YOU'RE RIGHT, I DIDN'T.
BUT STILL, I GOT YOU THIS.
424
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:37,374
OH.
COME ON, OPEN IT.
425
00:20:37,367 --> 00:20:40,567
WELL, THANK YOU.
THAT'S VERY SWEET.
YEAH.
426
00:20:42,712 --> 00:20:45,922
LOOK INSIDE. IT'S AN IMAGINARY
TEDDY BEAR FOR BILL.
427
00:20:45,915 --> 00:20:50,975
HIS NAME'S THEODORE. LOOK,
HE LIKES TO SIT BY THE APPLES.
428
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,020
AND THEN LOOK AT THIS, JASON!
429
00:20:53,022 --> 00:20:55,892
WHOO! OVEN MITTS!
430
00:20:55,885 --> 00:20:57,825
OH, THANK YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
431
00:20:57,827 --> 00:20:59,557
SHE IS... OKAY.
432
00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:02,389
WE'LL BE CHILLIN'
AND GRILLIN' WITH THIS BABY.
433
00:21:02,392 --> 00:21:04,992
THAT IS STURDY.
NEXT TO TEDDY.
434
00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:07,404
AND THEN LOOK RIGHT
IN THERE, IN THE CORNER--
435
00:21:07,397 --> 00:21:09,767
THE 30 BUCKS I BORROWED
FROM YOU LAST WEEK.
GET OUT.
436
00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,269
OKAY.
I'M GONNA TAKE THE BOX.
I WANT YOU TO GET OUT
OF MY HOUSE. OUT! THANK YOU.
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