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97.1 The Ticket,
Valenti and Foster.
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Big game tomorrow T, downtown,
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your Lions take on
the mighty Packers
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in what's sure to be another
disappointing Thanksgiving day.
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Come on, man,
you can't say that.
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I can say it because
I'm not Helen Keller,
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but who cares what I think,
let's go to the people.
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248-539-9797...
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Boys,
tomorrow's Thanksgiving.
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And let me just tell you,
I got a lot to be thankful for.
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But God dammit, it all
starts with you guys.
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So, if you'll indulge me
for just a moment,
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this round's on me.
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Charlie P., I've never come
across someone who inspires
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optimism the way you do.
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Even though the Lions haven't
won a playoff game
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in a couple of decades, you
still bet your entire paycheck
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every September that
they're gonna win it all.
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This year is their year.
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- I can feel it.
- Stop right there.
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In my opinion, they've got
a fistful of rings
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based on your support alone.
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America's Guest.
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Good times or bad,
you're always there.
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Right there in that very
stool to lend an ear.
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I don't think I've ever
worked a shift...
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that you haven't been here for.
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- So, thank you.
- There you go.
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For being someone
that I could depend on.
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And Earl, I mean,
look at you, man.
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I mean, no matter how bad
the economy gets,
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you're always looking
for a better job.
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- I'm so proud to say that...
- Okay, okay, okay, enough.
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I can't deal with this anymore.
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Are we at the same
fucking bar?
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This dummy's
a degenerate gambler
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with debts
all over town.
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You know why they
call him America's Guest?
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'Cause I don't think he's
paid for a drink in his life.
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- It's true.
- And Earl's not looking through
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the Classifieds for a job,
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he's looking for an escort.
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What do it mean when
she speaks Greek?
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Anal, for a fee, of course.
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Oh, I got a credit card.
I'll pay for it.
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I work at the plant, baby,
we got good benefits.
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Why you got to do that? Why can't
you just see the good in people?
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Yeah, why do you do that?
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Oh, yeah, well,
because while everyone's busy blowing
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sunshine up society's
collective ass,
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it is my job to speak
the truth.
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Think it's
your job to be an asshole.
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You may be right, C.P.
Sure, he's violent,
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crass,
maybe even a little psychotic.
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Yes, he's an asshole,
but he's a lovable asshole.
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- Where are you going with this?
- And ever since our freshman
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year at St. Jude's,
he's been there for me.
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Oh, what happened?
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These four senior
football players tried to jump me.
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- What they come to you for?
- Look at him;
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I didn't know
whether to save him or pile on.
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It was some initiation thing.
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They were trying to stuff
me into a trash can.
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Brad came from out of nowhere,
tackled two of them,
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they let go of me,
and they kicked his ass instead.
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Got your ass kicked.
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I would've taken 'em too, if it
wasn't for that 300 pound
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lineman they had sit on me.
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Brad, he just finished
a 14-year career with Buffalo.
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- That's no excuse.
- Anyway, asshole aside,
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he's our asshole because
he's got it where it counts.
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And I'm proud to call
this guy right here...
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- my best friend.
- Give it up.
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Give it up for him.
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Come on, now.
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Hey, that was really great,
okay, seriously,
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what the fuck's gotten into you?
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Truth be told,
I finally put together enough scratch
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to put a down payment
on a condo.
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And I'm gonna ask
Michelle to move in with me.
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No, no, don't start that shit.
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Brad, Brad, Brad!
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What was our motto senior year?
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- Kill those motherfuckers?
- No!
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"The time is now."
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And the time is now.
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- Buddy, she's the one.
- Yeah, but Kev,
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- I'm telling you...
- Will you please stop
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worrying about me
for once, please?
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Let's talk about you,
what about that therapist?
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It's not therapy, okay?
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It's a fucking support group.
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- Get it right.
- Okay, well, how's it
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going with that?
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It's fine, I guess.
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Look, I know I have a problem.
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I'm a happily married man...
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yet I'm stricken with this
great burden of being
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arguably the horniest
man alive,
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and I've found with a lot
of consultation
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that I can look
at other women.
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There's nothing
wrong with that.
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- Nor should there be.
- That's right, man.
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What I can't wrap my head around
is why a hand job is cheating.
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Because she got a gag ball
in her mouth and she squealing.
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Oh, boy, I...
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I mean, take tigers for
example, king of the fucking jungle.
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That's lions, but okay.
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Do they not fuck
whomever they want?
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Jesus Christ,
Rachel, are you ready?
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, have another.
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- Yup, I know my limit.
- Boys, look, I got to go.
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- What?
- I love every one of you.
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Thank you, and happy
Thanksgiving, guys.
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No, this isn't over, buddy.
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- Go get her, tiger.
- Kev! Come on!
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Hey,
I'll get you money next week.
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It's a holiday,
take an extra day.
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What the fuck are you
staring at, you dirty Mick.
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You're seeing a shrink?!
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Fuck you,
I am not seeing a shrink.
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It is a supp...
It is a support group!
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Did you have
to get on the little couch?
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Happy Thanksgiving to you.
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Ya.
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♪ I'm not dreaming away
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♪ I'm not fantasizing
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♪ There's that thing
that's for sure ♪
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♪ That knock on the door
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♪ That very look on that face
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♪ They call it intuition
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♪ Oh, but there's only one
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♪ There's no thinking it out
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♪ No trace of a doubt
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♪ I only know that I'm in
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♪ I get a feeling
and it wakes me ♪
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♪ Morning light that
she makes me ♪
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♪ But knock on my heart,
save me one last time ♪
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♪ You open wide and let
it all begin ♪
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♪ Love's knocking on my door ♪
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Oh, yeah, oh!
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Fuck me!
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- Call Michelle.
- Call Adele, calling.
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- No, no, cancel.
- Cancel.
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- Call Michelle, mobile.
- Bob Hartzell, mobile, calling.
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- No, no, cancel.
- Make up your mind.
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Fuck you, I said
call Michelle!
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Michelle, calling.
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If I wanted to
talk to you, I would've answered, silly.
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Text me, oh, and follow
me on Insta.
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And remember,
Michelle loves ya.
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Hey, asshole,
what are you doing?
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What?! Look at that.
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What?! Look at that.
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You don't re-rack
your weights, huh?
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You stupid, smelly,
motherfucker!
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Huh, you like how
that feels?
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You fucking piece of shit!
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What's up, bro?
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See you in the steam room,
motherfuckers.
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What?
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First degree arson?
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What are you,
14 years old?
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I caught
Michelle cheating on me.
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Oh, Kev.
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So that's why you lit
a trash can on fire?
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Was looking
at a class one felony
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if that trash hadn't burned
itself out.
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Oh, he's sorry, Officer.
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Guy's always been a mess
when it comes to the ladies.
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I tried to say she was no good,
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but his nuts fell off
as I spoke.
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Yeah, well,
there ain't nothing wrong
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with a little sensitivity;
We all go through that.
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My ex left me... for
a Team Six SEAL back in '04.
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I cried like a bitch
for three days.
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Lost 15 pounds and listened
to sad music for a year.
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That must've been tough
fighting crime with a broken heart.
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Heh, you have no idea.
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Hey, sign here.
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Good news is that
life gets better.
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One day you wake up and suddenly
that pain is gone, you know?
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Then you wonder why you
cared in the first place.
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Let's get you out of here,
I can't watch a cop cry.
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How could
she do this to us?
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We were so happy...
where did it all go wrong.
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Dogs with big nuts
should have to wear underwear.
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Dude.
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- Are you even listening to me?
- Yeah, bro, I've been
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listening to you all day.
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Kev, I know you're going
through some shit right now,
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but I promise you're not
gonna feel this way forever.
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- It sure as hell feels like it.
- Well, you need to go out,
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you know, lay a couple of fours
and fives,
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and work your way back up.
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As if that's gonna
solve anything.
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It may not solve anything,
but it sure will feel good.
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Emotionless sex with
less attractive women
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is going
to make me feel better?
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- I don't think so.
- Oh, are you kidding me?
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It's very liberating.
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You could treat 'em
like farm animals.
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Take out all aggression on 'em.
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What do you think fours
and fives are for?
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Yeah, I'm not into that.
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Not into what? Farming?
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What's up, Brad, Kev?
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You guys need anything else?
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Incidentally,
Gus, I'd like a saganaki.
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You got it, princess.
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Got any
tzatziki back there?
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Maybe I should call her.
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Yeah, okay, for what,
to ask her how the sex was?
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Kev... listen.
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We've known each other forever,
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and you know how much
I love you.
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So you understand
when I tell you that Michelle
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was a piece of shit from day one
and you got a front row seat
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to prove it.
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Yeah. Yeah, I guess
you're right.
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How could I not have
seen this coming?
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You didn't see it coming,
but you saw it when it came,
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- didn't you?
- Dude, does everything you say
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have to be so crass?
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Truth hurts, pal.
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- Jesus.
- He can't save you
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until you die,
so until then,
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you should continue
to listen to me.
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Tomorrow's a new day,
a clean slate.
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It will be fine, I promise.
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You have one unheard message.
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First unheard message:
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Where are you, sleepy head?
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I'm so sorry to do this,
but I won't be able
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to do our Thanksgiving tonight.
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- Something came up - -and
ouch, stop it.
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I've got to babysit
the neighbor's dog,
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so let's see each other
tomorrow?
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Happy Thanksgi...
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All right, since you're bound
to lose 10 or 15 pounds anyways,
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you might as well take
advantage of it, okay?
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Come on! Hah!
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- Brad!
- Yeah?
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- Brad?
- What?
247
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,419
I need you.
248
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:05,312
- Great spot.
- Yeah, of course.
249
00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,577
- You get any sleep last night?
- Yeah.
250
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,841
I guess.
251
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:15,409
At least it was in
your bed and not the couch.
252
00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,238
- Thanks for that.
- Don't mention it.
253
00:16:18,281 --> 00:16:20,108
I've been thinking about
our conversation last night,
254
00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:23,330
and... I really think it'd
help the healing process
255
00:16:23,373 --> 00:16:25,027
if you started
to meet some women.
256
00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:28,074
I told you...
can't think about that shit right now.
257
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:32,034
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Kev, I get it, okay, but look.
258
00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,557
Take her for instance.
259
00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,952
She's kind of a dumpy broad,
but, you know,
260
00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,214
I bet she'd be fun.
261
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:39,824
- No thanks.
- No thanks, what?
262
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:42,087
I never said marry her, she's
probably dying to get laid.
263
00:16:42,088 --> 00:16:43,393
Yeah, well, I'm not.
264
00:16:47,876 --> 00:16:49,747
Oh, there she is.
265
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:51,097
Ass like an Irish setter.
266
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:52,359
Who says that?
267
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,579
Hammer time!
268
00:16:55,623 --> 00:16:57,145
What's going on, man, you good?
269
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,191
I'm great, man.
270
00:16:58,234 --> 00:16:59,409
Break anybody in half today?
271
00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,150
Oh, you know how I do.
272
00:17:01,194 --> 00:17:03,544
Hey, it's my buddy Kevin,
Kevin, this is the Hammer.
273
00:17:03,587 --> 00:17:05,937
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever.
274
00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:11,900
All right, dude,
good to see you, baby.
275
00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,857
- Happy Thanksgiving, pal.
- Hey, you too, you too.
276
00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:15,295
- Calvin, pleasure.
- Kevin.
277
00:17:15,338 --> 00:17:17,471
Yeah, whatever.
278
00:17:17,514 --> 00:17:20,126
Man, what's that guy, like
an MMA fighter or something?
279
00:17:20,169 --> 00:17:21,369
Neighborhood pharmacist.
280
00:17:21,388 --> 00:17:22,954
Why do they
call him the Hammer?
281
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,956
'Cause his dick's
bigger than your arm.
282
00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,002
This is fantastic.
283
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,221
How do you do that again?
284
00:17:28,264 --> 00:17:29,831
Oh yeah, that's it.
285
00:17:36,359 --> 00:17:38,231
So, how's Liz doing?
286
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:41,147
Liz is good, she's at
home right now fisting a turkey.
287
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,279
She's awesome, man.
288
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,542
You really hit the jackpot.
289
00:17:48,023 --> 00:17:49,285
So, what are you doing today?
290
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:53,811
- Nothing.
- Why don't you come to my place?
291
00:17:55,509 --> 00:17:58,686
- Thanks, but I'm good.
- What?! Come on.
292
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,297
I'm just... I'm just
not in the mood.
293
00:18:01,341 --> 00:18:02,690
You're not in the mood?
294
00:18:02,733 --> 00:18:04,213
You'd rather spend
Thanksgiving alone
295
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:06,346
in your apartment beating
off with tears in your eyes
296
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,782
than at your best
friend's house?
297
00:18:07,825 --> 00:18:09,871
I don't think that I'd
be much fun right now.
298
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,613
Kevin, you, like,
haven't been much fun in a couple years.
299
00:18:12,656 --> 00:18:13,656
Just come over.
300
00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,182
All right, I'll think about it.
301
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,493
Come on.
302
00:18:23,537 --> 00:18:25,800
You want some smoothie?
Just come over.
303
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:30,109
- Come over!
- All right, all right.
304
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:31,152
I'll come.
305
00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,158
Thank you.
306
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:50,346
Oh, that's the ticket.
307
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:53,132
- Well, hello there.
- Hi, how was the gym?
308
00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,222
Gym was good, yeah.
309
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,615
- Honey...
- Yes, honey?
310
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,339
- Could you give me one second?
- For what?
311
00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:01,575
Hey now!
312
00:19:01,618 --> 00:19:04,099
To get my hand
out of this turkey's ass?
313
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,492
That's my girl.
314
00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:09,409
All right, guess who's
coming to dinner?
315
00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,411
Sidney Poitier.
316
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:13,152
No, who the fuck is that?
317
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,589
Really, Brad?
318
00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,329
- Kevin, I invited Kevin.
- Oh, fun! Oh, that's good.
319
00:19:17,330 --> 00:19:19,201
I haven't seen Kevin
and Michelle in a while.
320
00:19:19,245 --> 00:19:20,636
- That's great.
- Yeah, unless she's coming
321
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,031
with somebody else,
she won't be attending.
322
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,337
They broke up?!
323
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:26,165
Sort of, she cheated,
324
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:27,514
he saw it, he's crushed.
325
00:19:27,557 --> 00:19:30,169
No, when did this happen?
326
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,867
Yesterday mid-day.
327
00:19:32,910 --> 00:19:35,522
Oh! My God, that's terrible.
328
00:19:35,565 --> 00:19:39,352
- Yeah.
- What a fucking slut.
329
00:19:39,395 --> 00:19:41,223
I love it when
you talk that way.
330
00:19:41,267 --> 00:19:43,833
Well, I'm glad you invited
him, he shouldn't be alone right now.
331
00:19:43,834 --> 00:19:46,446
Uncle Bruce and Aunt Marc and
Larry and Margret will be here.
332
00:19:46,489 --> 00:19:48,274
And he'll have a good time.
333
00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:50,493
Yeah, um, in other news...
334
00:19:51,973 --> 00:19:53,366
could you do it for me?
335
00:19:53,409 --> 00:19:54,845
I don't have time for this.
336
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:56,629
- Just, please, come on.
- I don't have time,
337
00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:59,502
- I'm in the middle of cooking.
- Liz, it's once a year.
338
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:08,528
Yeah, you like that?
339
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:11,531
You like the way my
ass tastes, Paulo??
340
00:21:11,574 --> 00:21:13,010
No habla inglés.
341
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,578
Oh, don't stop, oh, fuck me.
342
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,755
Oh, yes, fuck me,
fuck my ass.
343
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:21,889
Fuck me!
344
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,283
Oh, yeah, stick
your fingers in there.
345
00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,327
Oh, give me your fingers.
346
00:21:25,371 --> 00:21:26,371
Oh, fuck.
347
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:28,374
Oh, God.
348
00:21:29,984 --> 00:21:31,377
Oh, oh, fuck me.
349
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:35,294
Don't lick my ass anymore,
just fuck me!
350
00:21:39,385 --> 00:21:41,604
Fuck my ass,
fuck my ass, Paulo.
351
00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:20,513
- Kevin?
- Mom!
352
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:38,792
Happy Thanksgiving,
Market Square shoppers.
353
00:22:38,835 --> 00:22:41,664
Flowers and select merch
are 30 percent off.
354
00:22:41,708 --> 00:22:44,667
Although, please note the store
will be closing in 20 minutes.
355
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:52,632
♪ I know that look of love becomes ♪
356
00:22:56,200 --> 00:23:00,379
♪ I know that look
of love becomes ♪
357
00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:09,649
♪ Something that tells me
in those eyes ♪
358
00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:19,006
♪ So soft and lovely
are those eyes ♪
359
00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:22,792
♪ Come along,
then you're gone ♪
360
00:23:22,836 --> 00:23:26,666
♪ Still I long for the one
361
00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:30,496
♪ Come along,
then you're gone ♪
362
00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:33,890
♪ Still I long for the one ♪
363
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:42,725
- Things get better, ya know?
- Excuse me?
364
00:23:42,769 --> 00:23:45,467
The weak grip
on the flowers,
365
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:48,470
your slouched posture,
your head hanging low,
366
00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:51,168
it screams heartbreak.
367
00:23:51,212 --> 00:23:53,823
- It's that obvious, huh?
- Might as well be carrying
368
00:23:53,867 --> 00:23:55,912
around a jar with
your nuts in it.
369
00:23:57,871 --> 00:23:59,873
I can take you over here.
370
00:24:01,396 --> 00:24:03,442
- Thanks.
- Yeah, okay.
371
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,704
- Think about it.
- Be nice.
372
00:24:04,747 --> 00:24:06,053
- Hang in there.
- Thanks.
373
00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:07,750
It's gonna be all right.
374
00:24:07,794 --> 00:24:08,969
Here we go.
375
00:24:10,927 --> 00:24:11,972
ID please.
376
00:24:16,019 --> 00:24:18,674
Thank you... Kevin.
377
00:24:20,763 --> 00:24:25,942
So, any exciting plans
for "we stole your land" day?
378
00:24:25,986 --> 00:24:27,683
I'm just going
to my friend's house.
379
00:24:27,727 --> 00:24:29,729
Mm, sounds fun!
380
00:24:29,772 --> 00:24:32,427
Flowers for the lady, I assume?
381
00:24:32,471 --> 00:24:35,343
Uh, no, never assume,
actually.
382
00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,084
Really? Hi.
383
00:24:37,127 --> 00:24:38,912
No, no, no, they're
for my friend's wife.
384
00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:41,828
- Oh!
- Yeah, that's... I'm not.
385
00:24:41,871 --> 00:24:44,700
I mean, a handsome
guy like you come in here
386
00:24:44,744 --> 00:24:46,746
- looking at me.
- How about you two queens
387
00:24:46,789 --> 00:24:48,182
exchange numbers and move on?
388
00:24:48,225 --> 00:24:50,576
- I got places to be.
- Easy Sons of Anarchy.
389
00:24:50,619 --> 00:24:52,491
We are finishing up.
390
00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:55,711
$19.95, please.
391
00:24:59,759 --> 00:25:01,543
Want change?
392
00:25:02,805 --> 00:25:05,155
- Keep it.
- Okay, handsome.
393
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070
- Have a good Thanksgiving.
- You too.
394
00:25:09,116 --> 00:25:11,205
You're such a bitch
sometimes, Harvey.
395
00:25:11,248 --> 00:25:13,033
- I'm a bitch?
- Yes, you're a bitch.
396
00:25:13,076 --> 00:25:14,686
What happened last night,
you were supposed
397
00:25:14,687 --> 00:25:16,558
to call me at 8:00
and you didn't.
398
00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,039
My phone died. Sorry.
399
00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:21,607
I told you not to call
me Harvey in public.
400
00:25:21,650 --> 00:25:24,392
- It's Beast.
- Beast?
401
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:25,915
I'm not a princess.
402
00:25:41,714 --> 00:25:43,846
- Kev, hey!
- Hey.
403
00:25:43,890 --> 00:25:45,674
Come here. How are you?
404
00:25:45,718 --> 00:25:49,199
Oh, we are... we are
so glad you came.
405
00:25:52,289 --> 00:25:54,595
- Um, where should I put this?
- Yes, ah, they're beautiful!
406
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:55,815
Thank you,
thank you so much.
407
00:25:55,858 --> 00:25:57,947
Uh, Brad, Kevin's here!
408
00:25:59,645 --> 00:26:01,211
- There he is.
- Here he is.
409
00:26:03,213 --> 00:26:05,868
- So, what now?
- Well, it's Thanksgiving.
410
00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:07,913
Let's go in the kitchen,
act like we're helping Liz,
411
00:26:07,914 --> 00:26:10,438
she'll kick us out, we'll be
watching the game in no time.
412
00:26:10,481 --> 00:26:12,179
Sounds good. Um, hey...
413
00:26:12,222 --> 00:26:14,616
So, I was thinking about
calling Michelle.
414
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:16,618
You know, maybe she just
had a bad moment.
415
00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:19,012
A bad moment?
416
00:26:19,055 --> 00:26:21,101
You call getting popped
in the ass on the same couch
417
00:26:21,144 --> 00:26:24,104
you two used to cuddle on...
a bad moment?
418
00:26:25,540 --> 00:26:27,847
I'm sorry, you're right.
419
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:30,023
Larry and Margret
should be here soon.
420
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:32,721
- Who's Margret?
- Girl he's been banging,
421
00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:35,202
says he really likes her.
422
00:26:35,245 --> 00:26:39,075
- Good, good for him.
- "Good, good for him,"
423
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:42,252
don't give me that gloomy
Gus shit, come on, man!
424
00:26:42,296 --> 00:26:44,428
A lot of guys would kill
to be in your position.
425
00:26:44,472 --> 00:26:46,255
What?
Seeing their girlfriend bent over
426
00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:47,867
with another guy? Right.
427
00:26:47,910 --> 00:26:50,217
No, I'm talking about
being good looking, single,
428
00:26:50,260 --> 00:26:51,566
and living in America.
429
00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:53,307
Hi, hi guys!
430
00:26:53,350 --> 00:26:56,397
- Happy Turkey Day!
- Hi, Lar, how are you?
431
00:26:56,440 --> 00:26:59,182
- Hi, um...
- Margret. So nice to meet you.
432
00:26:59,226 --> 00:27:01,315
Thank you so much
for having me.
433
00:27:01,358 --> 00:27:02,969
You have such a lovely home.
434
00:27:03,012 --> 00:27:05,406
- You're so beautiful.
- Thank you, thank you. Welcome.
435
00:27:05,449 --> 00:27:07,626
- Where are the guys?
- Brad and Kevin are in
436
00:27:07,669 --> 00:27:09,758
the kitchen pretending
to help out.
437
00:27:09,802 --> 00:27:12,718
Uh, go ahead, grab a drink,
I will be right there.
438
00:27:12,761 --> 00:27:14,283
Do you have any idea what
would've happened
439
00:27:14,284 --> 00:27:16,460
if this shit went down
in Qatar?
440
00:27:16,504 --> 00:27:19,333
You'd be riding through the
desert in tears on your camel,
441
00:27:19,376 --> 00:27:21,727
and she'd be getting stoned
to death in the town square.
442
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:23,250
Hey, hey!
443
00:27:23,293 --> 00:27:25,687
- What's up, bro?
- Good to see you, Brad!
444
00:27:25,731 --> 00:27:26,906
- You too, man.
- Yeah!
445
00:27:26,949 --> 00:27:29,082
Hey, Kev, how you doing, man?
446
00:27:29,125 --> 00:27:30,170
I'm... I'm good.
447
00:27:32,302 --> 00:27:33,652
I'm okay, man, you know?
448
00:27:33,695 --> 00:27:34,869
You sure about that, man?
449
00:27:34,870 --> 00:27:36,655
Your energy feels
a little off.
450
00:27:38,134 --> 00:27:39,787
- I'm all right.
- His girl got mid-day cock
451
00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:41,355
from another man,
but he's on the mend.
452
00:27:41,398 --> 00:27:43,836
Oh, no,
in the middle of the day?
453
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:46,055
So sorry.
454
00:27:46,099 --> 00:27:47,666
Let's talk
about something else.
455
00:27:50,146 --> 00:27:54,237
Oh, this is Margret.
456
00:27:54,281 --> 00:27:57,110
Margret, this is Brad
and Kevin.
457
00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:59,025
It is so nice to meet you.
458
00:27:59,068 --> 00:28:00,766
I've heard so much about you.
459
00:28:00,809 --> 00:28:04,204
So handsome, yet so debonair.
460
00:28:04,247 --> 00:28:05,901
It's really
nice to meet you too.
461
00:28:05,945 --> 00:28:07,163
Thank you!
462
00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:08,686
What the fuck
does debonair mean?
463
00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,776
Hello!
464
00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:12,516
Oh, shit, ladies, welcome.
465
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:14,388
Did someone say
"gobble, gobble"?
466
00:28:14,431 --> 00:28:16,651
- I think you've gobbled enough.
- Cute, Brad.
467
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:19,175
- Thank you for having us.
- Hey, Bradley, where's Liz?
468
00:28:19,219 --> 00:28:20,960
I wanna show her something
with the turkey
469
00:28:21,003 --> 00:28:22,483
that I saw on The Chew
this morning.
470
00:28:22,526 --> 00:28:24,746
Will you stop it?
Not even here a minute
471
00:28:24,790 --> 00:28:26,966
and he's already trying
to change things.
472
00:28:27,009 --> 00:28:28,968
Hey, I'm Marc,
nice to meet you.
473
00:28:29,011 --> 00:28:30,752
- Margret!
- Oh, that's funny.
474
00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,972
Hi, Marc. Oh, Bradley!
475
00:28:36,976 --> 00:28:39,543
Okay, hey! All right.
476
00:28:39,587 --> 00:28:41,154
- Out of my kitchen.
- Oh!
477
00:28:41,197 --> 00:28:43,330
What'd I tell you?
Let's watch the game.
478
00:28:49,336 --> 00:28:51,730
Okay! Let's put this...
479
00:28:53,862 --> 00:28:56,082
She's heavy.
480
00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:59,172
- Wow, this looks amazing.
- Thank you, thank you.
481
00:28:59,215 --> 00:29:01,304
- Okay, who wants to say grace?
- I'll do it!
482
00:29:01,348 --> 00:29:04,177
Wow, nobody's
that quick on the draw.
483
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:08,007
- She loves to say grace.
- It's true, I do.
484
00:29:08,050 --> 00:29:10,400
I used to always say
grace for dinner
485
00:29:10,444 --> 00:29:12,098
back in Iowa.
486
00:29:12,141 --> 00:29:14,361
- Oh.
- Iowa? No kidding.
487
00:29:14,404 --> 00:29:16,232
All right,
let's go, grace it up.
488
00:29:17,233 --> 00:29:19,279
Oh, just gonna do that.
489
00:29:20,759 --> 00:29:21,847
We're doing it.
490
00:29:27,853 --> 00:29:32,901
Dear Lord, we gather
here today grateful.
491
00:29:32,945 --> 00:29:37,819
Grateful for love,
and life, and nature.
492
00:29:37,863 --> 00:29:39,908
Thank you for protecting us,
493
00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:45,087
and keeping us safe
from criminals and diseases,
494
00:29:45,131 --> 00:29:49,831
and for giving us the gift
of our sexuality.
495
00:29:49,875 --> 00:29:51,441
Are you
fucking kidding me?
496
00:29:51,485 --> 00:29:55,358
I want to thank you
on a personal note for Larry.
497
00:29:56,446 --> 00:29:58,361
I love him so much.
498
00:29:58,405 --> 00:30:01,712
And I can't wait to show
him just how much again
499
00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,105
later on tonight.
500
00:30:04,890 --> 00:30:05,890
Oh.
501
00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:12,941
And then...
502
00:30:14,943 --> 00:30:19,078
Um, I want to thank you
for Liz and Brad.
503
00:30:19,121 --> 00:30:20,340
If it wasn't for them,
504
00:30:20,383 --> 00:30:22,821
we wouldn't have left
the house this week.
505
00:30:22,864 --> 00:30:24,997
And for Bruce and Marc.
506
00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:30,132
Even though they're gay,
they are so sweet.
507
00:30:30,176 --> 00:30:32,004
And that's all we can
ask for nowadays.
508
00:30:33,396 --> 00:30:35,485
And thank you for Kevin.
509
00:30:38,532 --> 00:30:39,532
He seems nice.
510
00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:43,450
In the Lord's name, we pray.
511
00:30:43,493 --> 00:30:44,581
Amen!
512
00:30:46,018 --> 00:30:47,715
That was so beautiful, baby.
513
00:30:47,758 --> 00:30:50,022
Yeah, that
was really something.
514
00:30:50,065 --> 00:30:51,284
Pass the fucking beans.
515
00:30:51,327 --> 00:30:52,720
Cheers, everyone!
516
00:30:52,763 --> 00:30:54,461
Ah, cheers.
517
00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:55,505
Happy Thanksgiving.
518
00:31:11,695 --> 00:31:14,176
Do you want a drumstick,
take a bite, take a bite!
519
00:31:14,220 --> 00:31:16,048
Oh, Roman times!
520
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:18,572
I don't want that.
521
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:21,749
Stop.
522
00:31:30,236 --> 00:31:32,499
Mannequin is one
of my favorite movies.
523
00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:33,717
Mannequin one, not two.
524
00:31:37,721 --> 00:31:38,766
Oh, my God.
525
00:31:41,377 --> 00:31:43,597
"Oh, guys,
I'm Margret, blah."
526
00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:46,469
All right, get off
now, you're embarrassing me.
527
00:31:46,513 --> 00:31:48,341
I'm just
trying to have fun.
528
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:52,823
Okay, by the way,
I hate to bring it up...
529
00:31:56,001 --> 00:31:59,830
- Oh, stop it.
- No, don't tell me to stop it.
530
00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:01,876
Take our picture,
do you have your phone?
531
00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:06,533
Guys, by the way,
cute couple picture.
532
00:32:06,576 --> 00:32:08,883
- Chin down.
- Ugh, Kevin, you're so sweet.
533
00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,667
Why are you still single?
534
00:32:10,711 --> 00:32:12,495
Higher up, though, higher up.
535
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:14,367
Angle from higher up.
536
00:32:14,410 --> 00:32:15,498
Higher up!
537
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,987
Bruce, could you put a
little more corn pudding on there?
538
00:32:26,031 --> 00:32:27,684
Unbelievable.
539
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:31,166
You straight guys eat
as much as you want.
540
00:32:31,210 --> 00:32:34,213
Us gay boys are always
watching our figures.
541
00:32:34,256 --> 00:32:35,605
Bulimia.
542
00:32:35,649 --> 00:32:38,173
It's 'cause size doesn't
matter to us, right, Kev?
543
00:32:38,217 --> 00:32:40,480
Oh, that's what Liz said.
544
00:32:42,395 --> 00:32:44,049
- He's lying.
- But you did.
545
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:46,790
- Where's the bathroom?
- Oh, I'll show you.
546
00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:47,966
It's right this way.
547
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:52,274
Hug the wall,
sweetie, hug the wall.
548
00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,406
So, Lar...
549
00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:57,758
- When did you guys meet?
- A couple of weeks ago.
550
00:32:57,801 --> 00:32:59,760
Wow, that's fast.
551
00:32:59,803 --> 00:33:02,328
What can I
say, man, she's great.
552
00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:06,506
I mean, when I first
met Margret... I just knew.
553
00:33:08,638 --> 00:33:09,638
Knew what?
554
00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:11,990
You're beautiful.
555
00:33:13,078 --> 00:33:14,427
You're capable.
556
00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:18,344
You're sexy.
557
00:33:18,387 --> 00:33:20,911
She seems so
family-orientated.
558
00:33:27,309 --> 00:33:29,485
Yeah, I mean,
she's gonna make a great mom
559
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,270
one of these days.
560
00:33:31,313 --> 00:33:32,313
Ha!
561
00:33:35,491 --> 00:33:37,319
I would make love
to both of you.
562
00:33:38,929 --> 00:33:40,888
She's amazing in bed.
563
00:33:40,931 --> 00:33:43,891
- Oh, nice.
- Wow.
564
00:33:43,934 --> 00:33:45,414
Not nothing.
565
00:33:50,506 --> 00:33:53,118
Motherfucker!
566
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:55,250
Good for you.
567
00:33:55,294 --> 00:33:57,470
Oh, you, with this shit.
568
00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:59,950
You never know, Kev,
I mean, things may end up
569
00:33:59,994 --> 00:34:02,170
working out between
you and your ex.
570
00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,477
Yeah, yeah,
you never know.
571
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,087
Listen, motherfucker,
it's over.
572
00:34:06,131 --> 00:34:08,089
- Brad?
- What?
573
00:34:08,133 --> 00:34:09,264
No, he's right.
574
00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:11,701
It's pretty over.
575
00:34:11,745 --> 00:34:13,225
Oh, baby.
576
00:34:13,268 --> 00:34:15,314
There are women lined up
around the block
577
00:34:15,357 --> 00:34:17,359
for a handsome guy like you.
578
00:34:17,403 --> 00:34:18,882
Men, too.
579
00:34:18,926 --> 00:34:20,493
It's okay.
580
00:34:20,536 --> 00:34:22,625
Yeah,
what is with you guys
581
00:34:22,669 --> 00:34:23,800
and the word "handsome"?
582
00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:25,672
When exactly
did things go wrong?
583
00:34:25,715 --> 00:34:28,196
When he asked
for her phone number.
584
00:34:28,240 --> 00:34:30,633
It's called a one-night
stand for a reason.
585
00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,461
- Oh.
- Oh.
586
00:34:35,160 --> 00:34:37,466
Guys, I can't believe it.
587
00:34:37,510 --> 00:34:41,340
My ex posted nude pics of
me on mysluttyex.org.
588
00:34:41,383 --> 00:34:43,037
- Oh, my God.
- Really?
589
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:44,472
Everyone's
gonna see you naked.
590
00:34:44,473 --> 00:34:46,127
Not a big deal,
just my boobs.
591
00:34:46,171 --> 00:34:47,737
- That's the spirit.
- Yeah, yeah,
592
00:34:47,781 --> 00:34:49,130
I'm proud of my breasts.
593
00:34:49,174 --> 00:34:50,827
You should
be, here's to them.
594
00:34:50,871 --> 00:34:53,265
They're a supple
reminder of my sexuality.
595
00:34:54,396 --> 00:34:55,397
Want to see, Brad?
596
00:34:55,441 --> 00:34:57,095
It's fine, it's fine.
597
00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:03,405
Thank you for that.
598
00:35:03,449 --> 00:35:05,146
Margret,
would you like more wine?
599
00:35:05,190 --> 00:35:06,887
No!
600
00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:11,152
Oh, okay, well, I'll get...
I'll get dessert started.
601
00:35:14,329 --> 00:35:16,375
So AJ Brock is now on the bench.
602
00:35:16,418 --> 00:35:18,638
We heard that he was
iffy coming back.
603
00:35:18,681 --> 00:35:21,902
And it's Franco and
DJ Smith in the middle.
604
00:35:21,945 --> 00:35:23,425
And this one's picked.
605
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,255
Same old Lions.
606
00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,215
- This game sucks.
- Yeah.
607
00:35:30,258 --> 00:35:31,618
I can't even remember
the last time
608
00:35:31,651 --> 00:35:33,522
the Lions actually
won on Thanksgiving.
609
00:35:33,566 --> 00:35:36,221
Hey, man,
Lions on Thanksgiving is tradition.
610
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:38,005
Yeah, tradition of losing.
611
00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,399
- Let's do shots.
- You see that?
612
00:35:40,442 --> 00:35:42,356
- Now we're talking.
- Yeah, I don't really think...
613
00:35:42,357 --> 00:35:43,357
Kevin.
614
00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:47,101
So... what's your poison?
615
00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,059
Uh, do you have Jaäger?
616
00:35:49,103 --> 00:35:50,496
Let me rephrase that.
617
00:35:50,539 --> 00:35:52,889
Would you prefer
whiskey or tequila?
618
00:35:52,933 --> 00:35:54,848
Tequila!
619
00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:57,633
She loves
tequila, makes her crazy.
620
00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,200
♪ La cucaracha ♪
621
00:35:59,244 --> 00:36:01,028
Kind of figured that.
622
00:36:01,071 --> 00:36:03,422
So, anyway...
623
00:36:03,465 --> 00:36:05,989
What was the name of that
website you were featured on?
624
00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,513
Mysluttyex.org.
625
00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:09,210
Oh, yeah?
626
00:36:09,254 --> 00:36:11,256
Let's drink to that.
627
00:36:11,299 --> 00:36:12,474
Salut.
628
00:36:15,477 --> 00:36:17,349
- Woo!
- I didn't need that.
629
00:36:17,392 --> 00:36:20,178
Oh, it's a party now.
630
00:36:20,221 --> 00:36:23,268
So, uh, how
exactly did your pics end up
631
00:36:23,311 --> 00:36:25,922
- on that site anyhow?
- Oh, my ex, Nehisi,
632
00:36:25,966 --> 00:36:27,315
had some topless pictures...
633
00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,011
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
what the fuck is his name?
634
00:36:29,012 --> 00:36:30,188
Nehisi.
635
00:36:31,145 --> 00:36:33,016
Your ex is a Canadian?
636
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:35,628
No, he's not from
Canada, he's black.
637
00:36:35,671 --> 00:36:37,586
Wow, Lar,
you know about this?
638
00:36:37,630 --> 00:36:39,284
I mean, I've seen
you naked, bro.
639
00:36:39,327 --> 00:36:40,633
Following that
act must be like
640
00:36:40,676 --> 00:36:42,287
throwing a baseball
bat into a closet.
641
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:45,115
Oh, no, dude,
it's not at all.
642
00:36:45,159 --> 00:36:46,839
Okay, well,
since we're on the topic,
643
00:36:46,856 --> 00:36:48,596
are there any other
minorities you've been with
644
00:36:48,597 --> 00:36:50,947
that we should know about,
chin, landscaper, sand?
645
00:36:50,991 --> 00:36:52,340
- Dude!
- What, Kevin?
646
00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,993
They've only been together
for a couple of weeks.
647
00:36:53,994 --> 00:36:54,908
Lar deserves to know.
648
00:36:54,951 --> 00:36:56,649
You are so racist.
649
00:36:56,692 --> 00:36:58,732
I'm not racist, okay,
I hate everyone equally.
650
00:36:58,738 --> 00:37:00,479
He's just joking, baby.
651
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,698
Yeah, I'm just
playing, I'm sorry.
652
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:06,049
Okay, if you say so.
653
00:37:06,093 --> 00:37:07,268
Good, moving on.
654
00:37:07,312 --> 00:37:09,183
I bet you two have weird sex.
655
00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:12,012
Hell yes, we do.
656
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:14,232
I love it
when you make me squirt.
657
00:37:15,929 --> 00:37:18,453
Oh, yeah,
let's talk about that.
658
00:37:18,497 --> 00:37:21,500
Oh, man,
you would not believe it.
659
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:23,371
You'd be amazed
at what I could believe.
660
00:37:23,415 --> 00:37:25,199
I can squirt ten yards.
661
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:28,028
- Yeah, I think I'm gonna go.
- Sit the fuck down, Kevin.
662
00:37:28,071 --> 00:37:29,791
That's bullshit, you can't
squirt ten yards.
663
00:37:29,812 --> 00:37:31,640
Yes, I can,
I can squirt ten yards.
664
00:37:31,684 --> 00:37:33,512
No, you
cannot squirt ten yards.
665
00:37:33,555 --> 00:37:35,122
Yes, I can!
666
00:37:35,165 --> 00:37:37,429
Ten yards, that's
a first down.
667
00:37:37,472 --> 00:37:38,734
You can't squirt
a first down!
668
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:40,562
Yes, I can, tell him.
669
00:37:40,606 --> 00:37:42,738
Um, well.
670
00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,349
Whose side are you on?
671
00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,828
What, baby, I'm on your side.
672
00:37:45,872 --> 00:37:47,265
Well, then tell him.
673
00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:51,225
It goes pretty far.
674
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,573
Yeah, but
Lar, come on, okay.
675
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:54,140
We're not talking about
third and inches here.
676
00:37:54,141 --> 00:37:56,011
- This is fourth and long.
- Okay, I'll show you.
677
00:37:56,012 --> 00:37:57,884
No, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.
678
00:37:57,927 --> 00:37:59,928
You are letting
this asshole make fun of me.
679
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,627
You're making me look
like a fucking liar.
680
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:02,889
Baby, babe.
681
00:38:02,932 --> 00:38:04,107
Don't!
682
00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,805
I'm sorry, guys.
683
00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:08,373
She's just really sensitive
about this stuff.
684
00:38:08,416 --> 00:38:10,505
Don't be sorry,
man, it's all right.
685
00:38:10,549 --> 00:38:12,638
She's just expressing
herself is all.
686
00:38:14,596 --> 00:38:16,729
So are we gonna do this
bag of blow or what?
687
00:38:16,772 --> 00:38:18,339
- You guys have blow?
- I knew it!
688
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:20,080
Oh, no.
689
00:38:20,123 --> 00:38:22,300
Larry, wait!
690
00:38:25,215 --> 00:38:26,347
Where's the blow?
691
00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:29,611
Hey, wait... Lar, wait up.
692
00:38:29,655 --> 00:38:31,657
- Are you all right, bro?
- Look, I'm sorry, man...
693
00:38:31,700 --> 00:38:34,007
she just gets a little out
of hand when she gets going.
694
00:38:34,050 --> 00:38:36,270
Hey, hey, hey,
never, ever apologize
695
00:38:36,314 --> 00:38:37,924
for a special gift
like that, okay?
696
00:38:37,967 --> 00:38:39,578
She's just a free
spirit, that's all,
697
00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,101
like a fucking unicorn.
698
00:38:41,144 --> 00:38:42,929
- You think so?
- I know so.
699
00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,584
I don't know, I haven't
known her that long, I just...
700
00:38:45,627 --> 00:38:47,063
Well, it doesn't take much.
701
00:38:53,983 --> 00:38:55,942
- You're right, man.
- Get in there.
702
00:38:55,985 --> 00:38:57,596
- You're right.
- Be a fucking athlete.
703
00:38:57,639 --> 00:38:59,337
- Let's do this.
- Be the man she needs
704
00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,338
you to be right now.
705
00:39:00,381 --> 00:39:01,817
Here I come, baby.
706
00:39:04,994 --> 00:39:06,344
Come here!
707
00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,389
I'm sorry, baby, let's show
'em what you can do.
708
00:39:08,433 --> 00:39:09,782
What did you say to him?
709
00:39:09,825 --> 00:39:11,784
That's not important.
710
00:39:13,612 --> 00:39:14,874
This is gonna be awesome.
711
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,051
You are one of a
kind, Lizzie.
712
00:39:18,094 --> 00:39:20,053
I'm gonna need to get this
pumpkin pie recipe.
713
00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:22,447
I'll e-mail it, Mom
taught me how to make it.
714
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:24,405
- It's so good.
- Thank you.
715
00:39:24,449 --> 00:39:27,321
By the way, what is the
deal with that Kevin?
716
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,192
So handsome, such a downer.
717
00:39:29,236 --> 00:39:31,804
Yeah, lighten
up, it's not that bad.
718
00:39:31,847 --> 00:39:33,370
He's just going
through a tough time.
719
00:39:33,371 --> 00:39:36,809
Yeah, I can see
that, but get over it, P.S.
720
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:39,115
He's sensitive, I don't know.
721
00:39:39,159 --> 00:39:41,161
I'm sure with a little
help from his friends
722
00:39:41,204 --> 00:39:42,204
he'll be fine.
723
00:39:44,033 --> 00:39:46,471
Anyways, I wonder
what they're up to.
724
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:51,998
Ah, ah.
725
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:56,089
Come on,
Lar, be an athlete.
726
00:39:56,132 --> 00:39:59,005
- You can do it, baby.
- Right, right, left, left.
727
00:39:59,048 --> 00:40:02,356
Oh, dude, this'll beat
front row at a Gallagher concert.
728
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,098
- I think I'm gonna go.
- No way, you need to see this.
729
00:40:05,141 --> 00:40:07,405
Come on, baby,
I want my first down.
730
00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:09,581
I'm trying,
I'm trying, man.
731
00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,017
It usually doesn't
take this long.
732
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:12,713
Well, get your shit
together, all right?
733
00:40:12,714 --> 00:40:14,673
Don't want to put you
in half time for Kevin.
734
00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,849
- Shut up!
- Sorry, sorry, man, too much.
735
00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:21,592
- Give them some encouragement.
- Come on,
736
00:40:21,593 --> 00:40:22,898
you can do it, guys!
737
00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:25,553
Dude, look how pink it is.
738
00:40:25,597 --> 00:40:27,512
Yeah, I know.
739
00:40:27,555 --> 00:40:29,514
I think I
should be leaving.
740
00:40:29,557 --> 00:40:31,777
- No, you shouldn't be leaving.
- Yes, yes.
741
00:40:31,820 --> 00:40:33,518
We're not done
till we move the chains.
742
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:35,694
I don't think we're
gonna move the chains!
743
00:40:35,737 --> 00:40:37,391
Come on,
get your knees up!
744
00:40:37,435 --> 00:40:39,480
High knees, let's go!
745
00:40:39,524 --> 00:40:40,916
Hey, Lar, give
her the Kit Kat!
746
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:43,484
- Oh, yeah.
- What the hell is the Kit Kat?
747
00:40:43,528 --> 00:40:45,704
What's wrong with you?
748
00:40:45,747 --> 00:40:47,401
We don't have time
to get into that.
749
00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:49,490
Come on, Lar,
snap that fucking bean!
750
00:40:54,756 --> 00:40:56,410
Ah!
751
00:40:58,717 --> 00:41:00,501
- Touchdown!
- Woo!
752
00:41:00,545 --> 00:41:02,111
We fucking did it!
753
00:41:03,765 --> 00:41:05,593
Woo!
754
00:41:05,637 --> 00:41:07,421
I love you.
755
00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,031
Yes!
756
00:41:09,075 --> 00:41:11,730
Oh, they're fine,
they're just watching the game.
757
00:41:11,773 --> 00:41:13,427
Must be a good one.
758
00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:14,820
Hmm.
759
00:41:14,863 --> 00:41:16,474
She's a little kooky, right?
760
00:41:17,475 --> 00:41:18,867
I didn't notice.
761
00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:20,739
She's got gout
in her vagina.
762
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,610
- Stop it.
- Well, she is disgusting.
763
00:41:22,654 --> 00:41:24,655
- That's a little over the top.
- Listen, let's be clear,
764
00:41:24,656 --> 00:41:26,614
you know she blew an eight
ball in your bathroom?
765
00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,616
- Stop it.
- What do you mean stop it?
766
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:31,401
You didn't see it
up in her nose?
767
00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:32,707
Okay, by the way,
768
00:41:32,751 --> 00:41:35,057
I'm glad I'm the only
one that noticed that.
769
00:41:35,101 --> 00:41:36,319
Are you high?
770
00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:37,756
Stop it.
771
00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,279
Stop squashing me, Bruce.
772
00:41:39,322 --> 00:41:41,586
You're always squashing me
in front of your niece.
773
00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,108
It's, like, not fair,
then she thinks...
774
00:41:43,109 --> 00:41:46,547
Stop, do you need more wine,
are you guys good?
775
00:41:46,591 --> 00:41:48,984
Oh no, I think I'm good
on the grape.
776
00:41:50,986 --> 00:41:52,335
Was she in the
fucking circus?
777
00:41:52,379 --> 00:41:54,207
- That was awesome.
- I know.
778
00:41:54,250 --> 00:41:56,775
- You all right in there?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
779
00:41:56,818 --> 00:41:59,517
Just got hit with a tidal
wave of cum is all.
780
00:42:01,344 --> 00:42:03,390
- Larry, is she dead?
- Oh, no.
781
00:42:03,433 --> 00:42:05,523
It just takes
a lot out of her.
782
00:42:05,566 --> 00:42:07,133
I got to get Liz
on this program.
783
00:42:08,090 --> 00:42:09,090
Kev, open up.
784
00:42:12,486 --> 00:42:13,792
Did we make it?
785
00:42:13,835 --> 00:42:16,664
Oh, first down, baby.
786
00:42:18,013 --> 00:42:20,146
I'm going home now.
787
00:42:20,189 --> 00:42:22,757
What? You can't leave now.
788
00:42:22,801 --> 00:42:24,106
Put me in, Coach.
789
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:26,544
See, she's
just getting started.
790
00:42:26,587 --> 00:42:30,330
Brad, I'm soaked in cum.
791
00:42:30,373 --> 00:42:31,636
I'm going home to shower.
792
00:42:31,679 --> 00:42:33,359
You can't
leave, where's he going?
793
00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,596
Oh, it's all
right, oh, there we go.
794
00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:38,251
Margret...
795
00:42:38,294 --> 00:42:40,035
You're a very talented woman.
796
00:42:40,079 --> 00:42:43,430
- Lar, it's been real.
- Good to see you too, Kev.
797
00:42:43,473 --> 00:42:47,173
- Next time.
- Keep your head up, man.
798
00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:49,784
- Where's he going?
- He just got shaken up
799
00:42:49,828 --> 00:42:52,134
on the plane, don't worry,
he'll jog it right off.
800
00:42:52,178 --> 00:42:54,138
Lar, you guys are welcome
to spend the night here.
801
00:42:54,180 --> 00:42:56,835
For that matter, you can stay
here for the rest of your lives.
802
00:42:56,878 --> 00:42:57,879
- Thanks, man.
- Kev!
803
00:42:57,923 --> 00:42:59,751
See you at Christmas.
804
00:42:59,794 --> 00:43:01,927
- Kev, wait up.
- What?
805
00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:04,016
Look, dude,
I'm sorry you got sprayed, okay?
806
00:43:04,059 --> 00:43:06,408
I thought she was talking shit,
didn't think she could do it.
807
00:43:06,409 --> 00:43:08,760
Yeah, neither did I,
but, clearly, she can.
808
00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:10,196
And she did it all over me.
809
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,024
And I'm a little
emotional about it.
810
00:43:12,067 --> 00:43:13,852
Look, dude,
I get it, okay?
811
00:43:13,895 --> 00:43:15,375
I know it's
somewhat degrading
812
00:43:15,418 --> 00:43:17,071
when someone cums in your
face, but society's changed.
813
00:43:17,072 --> 00:43:19,074
Straight guys take it on the
chin sometimes, too.
814
00:43:19,118 --> 00:43:20,685
Oh, you're pathetic.
815
00:43:20,728 --> 00:43:22,034
Tell Liz I said thank you.
816
00:43:22,077 --> 00:43:25,603
- I'll see you tomorrow.
- Kevin, wait, wait.
817
00:43:25,646 --> 00:43:27,779
Okay, hey, stop.
818
00:43:28,954 --> 00:43:30,782
What do you say we
go to your place,
819
00:43:30,825 --> 00:43:32,784
get you changed up,
and go paint the town?
820
00:43:32,827 --> 00:43:34,829
I've seen enough painting
for one night.
821
00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:37,832
Kev, look at me.
822
00:43:37,876 --> 00:43:40,182
I need this as
badly as you do.
823
00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,226
How so?
824
00:43:43,098 --> 00:43:45,057
Because one more
night of Bravo
825
00:43:45,100 --> 00:43:47,146
and girl talk with
Liz and the queers,
826
00:43:47,189 --> 00:43:50,149
and I'm gonna start
wishing death on people again.
827
00:43:52,325 --> 00:43:53,325
Please.
828
00:43:55,502 --> 00:43:56,677
Come on, man, just say yes.
829
00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:58,766
All right,
all right, fine.
830
00:43:59,724 --> 00:44:01,682
You're not gonna regret this.
831
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:02,726
Be right back.
832
00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:07,906
Ladies.
833
00:44:07,949 --> 00:44:09,298
Babe, I got to talk to you.
834
00:44:14,173 --> 00:44:17,698
I wish I was Liz just once
so I could teach him a lesson.
835
00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:20,179
Me too so he could
teach me one.
836
00:44:24,662 --> 00:44:26,359
Kev's in bad shape, okay?
837
00:44:26,402 --> 00:44:29,188
I think seeing you and I
and Margret and Larry
838
00:44:29,231 --> 00:44:30,798
and Bonnie and
Clyde over there
839
00:44:30,842 --> 00:44:32,104
got him down a little bit.
840
00:44:32,147 --> 00:44:33,932
So, look, I was just
thinking maybe I could
841
00:44:33,975 --> 00:44:36,717
take him out for a while
just to cheer him up, you know?
842
00:44:36,761 --> 00:44:38,110
You are ridiculous.
843
00:44:38,153 --> 00:44:39,720
Shouldn't you be
with your family?
844
00:44:39,764 --> 00:44:41,548
Babe, I'm with my family
every day, okay?
845
00:44:41,591 --> 00:44:43,898
He's my best friend, I want
to make sure I'm there
846
00:44:43,942 --> 00:44:45,987
for him in his time of need;
I can't send him home
847
00:44:46,031 --> 00:44:47,641
with his head down like this.
848
00:44:47,685 --> 00:44:49,338
It won't be a late
night, I promise.
849
00:44:50,992 --> 00:44:52,994
What about Larry and Margret?
850
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:54,255
Oh, they're all fucked up.
851
00:44:54,256 --> 00:44:55,693
I think the tryptophan
in the turkey
852
00:44:55,736 --> 00:44:58,260
got to 'em a little, think
they're in for the night.
853
00:44:59,348 --> 00:45:00,348
Really?
854
00:45:00,741 --> 00:45:01,741
Pshhhhh.
855
00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:03,962
Yeah, okay.
856
00:45:04,005 --> 00:45:06,921
Okay, just don't
make it a late night.
857
00:45:06,965 --> 00:45:08,793
I promise you I won't.
858
00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,925
- I love you so much.
- Okay, I love you.
859
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:15,060
Guess who's going out?
860
00:45:17,192 --> 00:45:19,412
- Have a good night.
- I'm sorry
861
00:45:19,455 --> 00:45:21,153
Where are you going?
862
00:45:21,196 --> 00:45:23,155
Just taking Kevin
out for a bit.
863
00:45:23,198 --> 00:45:25,810
- Can we come?
- Yeah, that's a great idea.
864
00:45:25,853 --> 00:45:27,986
You guys never hang out.
865
00:45:28,029 --> 00:45:30,336
- Really?
- Why not?
866
00:45:30,379 --> 00:45:32,991
- Yeah, why not?
- 'Cause we're gonna go do,
867
00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:34,209
you know, guy shit.
868
00:45:34,253 --> 00:45:35,645
You probably
wouldn't be into it.
869
00:45:35,689 --> 00:45:36,821
Need I remind you
870
00:45:36,864 --> 00:45:38,736
I played three years
varsity football.
871
00:45:38,779 --> 00:45:40,563
- You did?
- Yes.
872
00:45:40,607 --> 00:45:42,000
I was a tight end.
873
00:45:42,043 --> 00:45:44,916
How did I know you
were gonna say that?
874
00:45:44,959 --> 00:45:46,787
Fuck it, let's go shake
up the world.
875
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:48,702
Come on, tight ass.
876
00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:49,790
Bye!
877
00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,482
♪ Graduated U of M
878
00:46:29,525 --> 00:46:31,614
♪ Summa cum laude,
few of them ♪
879
00:46:31,658 --> 00:46:33,094
♪ Just had her first IUD
880
00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:35,183
♪ Ain't tryin' to
have birth by Obie T ♪
881
00:46:35,227 --> 00:46:37,055
♪ Louis bag, big as shit
882
00:46:37,098 --> 00:46:38,708
♪ Rural area, Borics
883
00:46:38,752 --> 00:46:41,233
♪ Nigga need to cut,
nigga need to get trimmed up ♪
884
00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:42,800
♪ She's so proper with it
885
00:46:45,063 --> 00:46:46,237
Look at this place, man.
886
00:46:46,238 --> 00:46:48,066
This is what
I'm talking about.
887
00:46:48,109 --> 00:46:49,415
Come on.
888
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,069
Angel, you're up next.
889
00:46:51,112 --> 00:46:52,548
Ugh.
890
00:46:52,592 --> 00:46:55,725
Is this a strip joint
or a homeless shelter?
891
00:46:55,769 --> 00:46:57,510
It's like
they hate clothes.
892
00:46:57,553 --> 00:46:58,553
I don't...
893
00:46:59,425 --> 00:47:02,036
Hi, I'm Sasha.
894
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,472
You boys want to party?
895
00:47:03,516 --> 00:47:07,128
Um, maybe if your
name was Kyle or Steve.
896
00:47:07,172 --> 00:47:09,130
- Sorry, sweetheart.
- Sweetie,
897
00:47:09,174 --> 00:47:12,307
we're into bigger hands
and hairier chests, so...
898
00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:16,485
Oh, you only live once.
899
00:47:16,529 --> 00:47:17,529
Follow me.
900
00:47:18,313 --> 00:47:19,401
Brucie, I don't...
901
00:47:19,445 --> 00:47:20,925
♪ Magistrate's her mammy
902
00:47:20,968 --> 00:47:23,275
♪ But it's more heat
though, it's Miami ♪
903
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:26,191
- Hey, Kayla.
- Hey, Brad.
904
00:47:26,234 --> 00:47:27,714
How's school going?
905
00:47:27,757 --> 00:47:29,671
Ugh, if I knew
physics was gonna be so tough
906
00:47:29,672 --> 00:47:31,979
I would've stuck
to engineering.
907
00:47:32,023 --> 00:47:34,764
Hey,
when you get a chance...
908
00:47:34,808 --> 00:47:36,679
I got a heartbreak over here.
909
00:47:36,723 --> 00:47:39,726
Aw, poor baby.
910
00:47:39,769 --> 00:47:40,858
I got ya.
911
00:47:42,816 --> 00:47:45,645
♪ Never had it like
this growing up in sticks ♪
912
00:47:45,688 --> 00:47:46,776
♪ Body so murderous
913
00:47:46,820 --> 00:47:48,691
♪ It's only right first 48
914
00:47:48,735 --> 00:47:50,084
♪ Good girls
915
00:47:51,303 --> 00:47:53,871
♪ Like to have bad fun ♪
916
00:47:55,568 --> 00:47:56,568
Rodney, baby.
917
00:47:57,918 --> 00:47:58,963
Look at this guy!
918
00:47:59,006 --> 00:48:00,138
How you doing, baby?
919
00:48:00,181 --> 00:48:01,835
Doin' good, man.
920
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:03,184
Hey, this is my boy Kevin.
921
00:48:03,228 --> 00:48:04,446
Nice to meet you.
922
00:48:04,490 --> 00:48:06,448
- Hey, first time here?
- Yeah.
923
00:48:06,492 --> 00:48:08,320
I can tell,
you got shock and awe
924
00:48:08,363 --> 00:48:09,930
written all over your face.
925
00:48:09,974 --> 00:48:11,932
Have a seat, boys.
926
00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:12,976
All right.
927
00:48:14,935 --> 00:48:18,069
So, uh, any new
talent in here?
928
00:48:18,112 --> 00:48:20,071
Got this new box of
rocks right here.
929
00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,944
Her name's Destiny.
930
00:48:23,988 --> 00:48:25,598
Of course
her name's Destiny.
931
00:48:25,641 --> 00:48:27,382
She's fucking hot.
932
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:31,038
Yeah, I don't like the
way her pussy's set up though.
933
00:48:31,082 --> 00:48:34,955
- What?
- The setup, it's no good.
934
00:48:34,999 --> 00:48:36,739
Hmm, it's no good.
935
00:48:39,481 --> 00:48:40,601
Give me some twenties.
936
00:48:40,613 --> 00:48:43,355
I give you
money all the time.
937
00:48:43,398 --> 00:48:44,791
Polly want a cracker?
938
00:48:44,834 --> 00:48:46,227
Polly want
a cracker?
939
00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:49,317
Woo-hoo, this is
fun, I'm not gonna lie.
940
00:48:49,361 --> 00:48:51,624
It's kinda fun.
Look, look.
941
00:48:55,236 --> 00:48:56,671
You can't
touch, you can't touch.
942
00:48:56,672 --> 00:48:59,632
But I'm not
touching, she was my guitar.
943
00:48:59,675 --> 00:49:01,764
So what brings
you boys in tonight?
944
00:49:01,808 --> 00:49:05,116
Shouldn't you be home with
families eating turkey and shit?
945
00:49:05,159 --> 00:49:07,292
We did that already.
946
00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:09,075
Kevin here's been going
through a little heartbreak.
947
00:49:09,076 --> 00:49:11,209
Oh, sorry to hear that.
948
00:49:11,252 --> 00:49:13,602
What happened, buddy?
949
00:49:13,646 --> 00:49:16,170
Nothing,
we're just taking a break.
950
00:49:16,214 --> 00:49:17,650
A break?
951
00:49:17,693 --> 00:49:21,175
Buddy, buddy,
bitches don't take breaks.
952
00:49:21,219 --> 00:49:23,395
You seem like a nice,
quiet, well-behaved man,
953
00:49:23,438 --> 00:49:25,701
but let me give
a word of advice.
954
00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:28,835
You, you send girls
cards and flowers
955
00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,358
and candy and shit, right?
956
00:49:30,402 --> 00:49:31,838
- Yeah.
- Of course you do,
957
00:49:31,881 --> 00:49:35,407
and that's all right, but
just remember, at the end
958
00:49:35,450 --> 00:49:37,610
of every day, bitches don't
want to be held and cuddled
959
00:49:37,626 --> 00:49:40,064
and coddled and shit...
No, what they want...
960
00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:42,588
is a motherfucking salami,
know what I mean?
961
00:49:44,982 --> 00:49:46,592
- Thanks, Rod.
- Don't mention it.
962
00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:48,462
Kelly?
963
00:49:49,464 --> 00:49:51,075
Kelly!
964
00:49:51,118 --> 00:49:53,338
Yeah, bring my
boys some booze.
965
00:49:53,381 --> 00:49:55,557
I got shit to do
in the office.
966
00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:57,820
Here's a pile of ones.
967
00:49:57,864 --> 00:49:59,474
Spend every last one of 'em.
968
00:49:59,518 --> 00:50:00,606
You boys enjoy.
969
00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:01,650
Thanks, man.
970
00:50:05,176 --> 00:50:08,614
Remember,
it's all about the salami.
971
00:50:15,795 --> 00:50:19,059
So are we gonna tell
everyone my business all day today?
972
00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:20,277
What are you
bitching about?
973
00:50:20,278 --> 00:50:21,757
He gave you the best advice
all day.
974
00:50:21,801 --> 00:50:24,064
Oh, what,
send Michelle a salami?
975
00:50:24,108 --> 00:50:25,065
Great advice.
976
00:50:25,109 --> 00:50:27,024
- Hey, Brad.
- Hey.
977
00:50:27,067 --> 00:50:29,287
Can we get four shots
of Patrón, please?
978
00:50:29,330 --> 00:50:31,680
- Why four?
- Kevin.
979
00:50:31,724 --> 00:50:34,466
- Four shots, please.
- You got it, doll.
980
00:50:37,686 --> 00:50:40,689
Can you at least try to pretend
like you're having a good time?
981
00:50:40,733 --> 00:50:41,951
This place is a riot.
982
00:50:41,995 --> 00:50:43,169
How frequently
do you come here?
983
00:50:43,170 --> 00:50:44,258
Everyone knows your name.
984
00:50:44,302 --> 00:50:45,825
Yeah, like Cheers.
985
00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:51,831
Hey, trouble.
986
00:50:53,659 --> 00:50:56,140
♪ Am I your
toy, am I your game ♪
987
00:50:56,183 --> 00:50:58,707
♪ Am I your game of love
988
00:50:58,751 --> 00:50:59,882
♪ I could be yours
989
00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,101
♪ You could be mine
990
00:51:01,145 --> 00:51:03,756
♪ We could be occupied ♪
991
00:51:03,799 --> 00:51:06,237
- What are we TiVoing right now?
- Andy Cohen, Andy Cohen,
992
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:07,360
Andy Cohen, and Andy Cohen.
993
00:51:07,368 --> 00:51:09,066
- Boom.
- I love Andy Cohen!
994
00:51:09,109 --> 00:51:13,592
Excuse me, he is my Jewess
sister from another mister.
995
00:51:13,635 --> 00:51:15,420
Ah, I love it.
996
00:51:15,463 --> 00:51:17,247
Should get
together and watch Bravo!
997
00:51:17,248 --> 00:51:18,510
I would love that!
998
00:51:18,553 --> 00:51:20,293
- I think that's a great idea!
- Honey, tell 'em
999
00:51:20,294 --> 00:51:23,819
about your Housewives
spinoff show.
1000
00:51:23,863 --> 00:51:24,994
Come on, baby.
1001
00:51:28,781 --> 00:51:30,826
How 'bout an Eskimo kiss?
1002
00:51:30,870 --> 00:51:31,871
Not tonight, Brad.
1003
00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:36,876
Here you go, boys.
1004
00:51:36,919 --> 00:51:39,879
Yeah, here we go,
that's what I'm talking about.
1005
00:51:41,272 --> 00:51:43,404
Enjoy, oh, thanks.
1006
00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,103
All right, man up, bitch.
1007
00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:47,278
Here's to Larry and Margret.
1008
00:51:47,321 --> 00:51:48,583
To Larry and Margret.
1009
00:51:50,933 --> 00:51:52,065
Oh, shit.
1010
00:51:55,329 --> 00:51:56,938
It's a little something
to remind you you're alive.
1011
00:51:56,939 --> 00:51:58,637
That's all.
1012
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:01,988
Cheetahs,
make some noise for the lovely Kayla.
1013
00:52:03,511 --> 00:52:05,165
Next up, we've got
a special treat
1014
00:52:05,209 --> 00:52:07,167
for you all to be
thankful for.
1015
00:52:07,211 --> 00:52:10,344
Give it up for the
majestic Aurora.
1016
00:52:17,046 --> 00:52:20,137
Oh, baby,
this bitch is awesome.
1017
00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:35,935
♪ I'm the living proof
that the devil can party till damned ♪
1018
00:52:35,978 --> 00:52:38,851
♪ I'm the one
that can front like an angel
1019
00:52:38,894 --> 00:52:41,245
and charm up the world ♪
1020
00:52:41,288 --> 00:52:43,116
♪ Chase some evil and mine
1021
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:45,771
will make you do
stranger things ♪
1022
00:52:45,814 --> 00:52:49,601
♪ I'm your teacher of everything
that the demon demands ♪
1023
00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:52,647
♪ My bad can bomb, bow wow
1024
00:52:52,691 --> 00:52:54,562
♪ Could shake you downtown
1025
00:52:54,606 --> 00:52:56,912
♪ My bad can take you
down, down ♪
1026
00:52:56,956 --> 00:52:59,480
♪ That's if you want
to be badder than bad ♪
1027
00:52:59,524 --> 00:53:02,048
♪ My bad can bomb, bow wow
1028
00:53:02,091 --> 00:53:04,442
♪ My bad knocking loud, loud
1029
00:53:04,485 --> 00:53:06,705
♪ My bad is ready to love you
1030
00:53:06,748 --> 00:53:10,970
♪ Come on, get badder and badder
with me up your ladder ♪
1031
00:53:14,930 --> 00:53:18,717
♪ My, my, my, my, my, my
bad, bad, bad, bad ♪
1032
00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:20,501
Woo!
1033
00:53:20,545 --> 00:53:25,245
♪ Move a little, a little
down on the floor ♪
1034
00:53:25,289 --> 00:53:30,294
♪ Move on up to the kiss of
a man that'll demon your ma ♪
1035
00:53:30,337 --> 00:53:31,773
♪ Don't be afraid of the thing
1036
00:53:31,817 --> 00:53:34,820
that'll make you go
out of control ♪
1037
00:53:34,863 --> 00:53:37,475
♪ I'm your evil,
I'll get you to hell ♪
1038
00:53:37,518 --> 00:53:42,044
♪ And, hell, you know
my bad can bomb, bow wow ♪
1039
00:53:45,134 --> 00:53:47,224
Ugh, you fucking asshole!
1040
00:53:48,312 --> 00:53:49,269
Fucking loser!
1041
00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:51,228
Don't fucking come back here!
1042
00:53:52,707 --> 00:53:54,274
What the fuck, dude?
1043
00:53:54,318 --> 00:53:56,233
Take it easy... Kev.
1044
00:53:56,276 --> 00:53:57,276
Kev!
1045
00:53:58,104 --> 00:53:59,410
Oh, shit.
1046
00:54:00,324 --> 00:54:02,587
Dude, are you okay?
1047
00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:04,023
I'm so sorry, man.
1048
00:54:04,066 --> 00:54:06,504
What, was it the shots?
1049
00:54:06,547 --> 00:54:09,115
No, it wasn't,
well, maybe it was.
1050
00:54:09,158 --> 00:54:10,638
That girl put her
tits in my face.
1051
00:54:10,682 --> 00:54:12,553
- Kayla.
- Yeah, and I was thinking
1052
00:54:12,597 --> 00:54:13,859
about Michelle, and I saw...
1053
00:54:13,902 --> 00:54:15,774
Oh, come on,
are you fucking serious?
1054
00:54:15,817 --> 00:54:19,386
What, do you
think that I did it on purpose?
1055
00:54:19,430 --> 00:54:21,258
All right, look,
maybe bringing you here
1056
00:54:21,301 --> 00:54:23,129
wasn't a good idea.
1057
00:54:23,172 --> 00:54:24,348
They better let me come back.
1058
00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:25,784
- Dude.
- You're right,
1059
00:54:25,827 --> 00:54:27,525
I'm sure they will.
1060
00:54:34,488 --> 00:54:36,229
Oh, bye, guys!
1061
00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:38,492
Thank you for
a lovely evening.
1062
00:54:38,536 --> 00:54:40,233
Where the fuck
are you guys going?
1063
00:54:40,277 --> 00:54:42,366
- Ice cream.
- Ice cream!
1064
00:54:42,409 --> 00:54:43,758
Woo-hoo-hoo!
1065
00:54:45,107 --> 00:54:47,327
Watch your step, ladies.
1066
00:55:02,951 --> 00:55:05,389
Look at this place.
If you can't get laid here,
1067
00:55:05,432 --> 00:55:07,434
there is definitely something
wrong with you.
1068
00:55:09,088 --> 00:55:10,611
Leave it open.
1069
00:55:10,655 --> 00:55:12,133
What are you,
Christian Mingle?
1070
00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:13,266
Can't we just hang out?
1071
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,630
No,
I'm Adult Friend Finder.
1072
00:55:14,659 --> 00:55:16,225
Okay, look, maybe getting laid
1073
00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:17,589
is setting the bar
high for today.
1074
00:55:17,618 --> 00:55:19,228
Let's start out
with a phone number.
1075
00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:21,666
Sounds good.
1076
00:55:21,709 --> 00:55:22,797
There they are.
1077
00:55:24,495 --> 00:55:27,715
The one with the helmet
next to the fire hydrant.
1078
00:55:27,759 --> 00:55:30,631
Look, I don't
need any help, really.
1079
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:33,417
Kevin, I've taken
down a four to help a friend
1080
00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:36,071
get a seven in the past,
and God dammit, I'd do it again.
1081
00:55:38,465 --> 00:55:39,597
Reminds me of Nam.
1082
00:55:42,513 --> 00:55:44,689
A lesser man would've
gone for the seven.
1083
00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:50,608
Ladies, how you doing?
1084
00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:53,088
Happy Thanksgiving,
come here often?
1085
00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:54,873
This your boyfriend?
1086
00:55:59,573 --> 00:56:02,141
Kevin, Kevin, hey.
1087
00:56:06,363 --> 00:56:08,800
♪ You seek me
out, creeping in ♪
1088
00:56:08,843 --> 00:56:12,064
- Friend's a real piece of work.
- Yeah, he sure is.
1089
00:56:12,107 --> 00:56:15,110
It's all right, she's a
total slut so he won't offend her.
1090
00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,982
Really, well,
that ought to keep him
1091
00:56:17,025 --> 00:56:18,375
occupied for a little bit.
1092
00:56:18,418 --> 00:56:20,289
From what,
trying to get you laid?
1093
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,641
- Huh?
- That's why I'm here.
1094
00:56:23,684 --> 00:56:25,599
Come on, let's
get out of here.
1095
00:56:28,210 --> 00:56:30,343
♪ Take it up, take it down ♪
1096
00:56:30,387 --> 00:56:31,953
Relax, I'm kidding.
1097
00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:34,434
I only fuck girls.
1098
00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:38,786
- Really, who are you?
- They call me Mel.
1099
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:41,833
So, anyway, who's got
you so down?
1100
00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:43,877
- Look, no, I'd rather not.
- You'd rather not my dick,
1101
00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:45,663
it's written all
over your face.
1102
00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,707
Besides, your friend said
your head's been up your ass
1103
00:56:47,708 --> 00:56:49,028
since some bitch
broke your heart.
1104
00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:51,973
He said all that, huh?
1105
00:56:52,017 --> 00:56:53,845
Yeah.
1106
00:56:53,888 --> 00:56:56,848
- So what happened?
- I showed up to her place
1107
00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:59,720
around noon, and instead of
my usual warm embrace,
1108
00:56:59,764 --> 00:57:01,896
I caught her
with another guy.
1109
00:57:01,940 --> 00:57:04,986
Whoa, okay,
that's pretty fucked up.
1110
00:57:06,423 --> 00:57:08,294
How long were you
guys together?
1111
00:57:08,337 --> 00:57:10,427
Two years.
1112
00:57:10,470 --> 00:57:12,080
She fuck you
on the first date?
1113
00:57:14,213 --> 00:57:15,736
What did you expect?
1114
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:18,043
Look, Kevin, you seem
like a really nice guy,
1115
00:57:18,086 --> 00:57:19,653
and there's nothing
wrong with that.
1116
00:57:19,697 --> 00:57:21,481
So she's fucking other
people right now.
1117
00:57:21,525 --> 00:57:24,092
It's fine, sometimes
that's just the way
1118
00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:26,268
people like to get down.
1119
00:57:26,312 --> 00:57:28,182
Supposed to make me
feel better? 'Cause it's not.
1120
00:57:28,183 --> 00:57:30,055
No, it's to make
you realize you can't
1121
00:57:30,098 --> 00:57:32,274
count on people to live up
to your expectations
1122
00:57:32,318 --> 00:57:34,233
because they never will.
1123
00:57:34,276 --> 00:57:36,975
Your ex knows you're a nice guy,
and if she were into that,
1124
00:57:37,018 --> 00:57:38,890
you'd be home face deep
in her crotch now
1125
00:57:38,933 --> 00:57:40,848
instead of standing here
talking to some dyke.
1126
00:57:41,936 --> 00:57:43,590
Brad write that
speech for you?
1127
00:57:44,591 --> 00:57:46,201
Your friend's a bitch.
1128
00:57:46,245 --> 00:57:48,465
He just doesn't know it yet.
1129
00:57:48,508 --> 00:57:51,119
Just be you.
It all works out in the end.
1130
00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,514
Hey, let's go.
1131
00:57:54,558 --> 00:57:56,473
This guy is such an asshole.
1132
00:57:56,516 --> 00:57:58,736
- Nice talking to you.
- Same here.
1133
00:58:02,130 --> 00:58:03,697
What did you say to her?
1134
00:58:03,741 --> 00:58:05,301
Nothing,
I tried to compliment her
1135
00:58:05,307 --> 00:58:07,484
on her setup, you know,
like Rod, shit backfired.
1136
00:58:07,527 --> 00:58:09,442
You told them my business.
1137
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:10,574
What are you talking about?
1138
00:58:10,617 --> 00:58:12,967
You told
them about Michelle!
1139
00:58:13,011 --> 00:58:14,839
Dude, I was just trying
to get you involved.
1140
00:58:14,882 --> 00:58:17,015
It's fine, girls love
that shit, they eat it up.
1141
00:58:17,058 --> 00:58:19,496
It's not fine,
you've been pulling this shit all day,
1142
00:58:19,539 --> 00:58:20,888
and I'm fucking tired of it.
1143
00:58:20,932 --> 00:58:22,629
What did she say to you?
1144
00:58:22,673 --> 00:58:25,197
What didn't she say, she was
like the lesbian Yoda.
1145
00:58:25,240 --> 00:58:27,329
Oh, man, would you relax,
stop fucking being a loser.
1146
00:58:27,373 --> 00:58:28,940
I'm the loser,
you're the loser.
1147
00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:31,246
You've got the most
amazing wife at home
1148
00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:32,813
who fucking loves you,
1149
00:58:32,857 --> 00:58:35,294
yet you parade around this
place like you're single.
1150
00:58:35,337 --> 00:58:36,948
Hey, I may talk a lot of shit,
1151
00:58:36,991 --> 00:58:39,646
but I've never once
crossed the line.
1152
00:58:39,690 --> 00:58:41,474
This isn't even about me, man!
1153
00:58:41,518 --> 00:58:43,128
Okay, today has
been unbelievable,
1154
00:58:43,171 --> 00:58:44,999
and while we've all
been out having fun,
1155
00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,566
you've been MIA.
1156
00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:48,916
- I'm out of here.
- Good.
1157
00:58:48,960 --> 00:58:51,963
Michelle cheated on you
because you're a pussy.
1158
00:58:52,006 --> 00:58:53,747
Fuck you, you're a
fucking scumbag.
1159
00:58:53,791 --> 00:58:55,662
Oh, yeah, fuck
you, you know what,
1160
00:58:55,706 --> 00:58:57,403
go find your crazy
bitch ex-girlfriend.
1161
00:58:57,446 --> 00:58:58,752
Good, maybe I will!
1162
00:58:58,796 --> 00:59:00,319
Yeah, go,
maybe she'll give you
1163
00:59:00,362 --> 00:59:02,364
a sympathy fuck, then what?
1164
00:59:02,408 --> 00:59:03,583
Don't start that
shit in here.
1165
00:59:03,627 --> 00:59:04,758
Oh, yeah?
1166
00:59:05,759 --> 00:59:07,805
You're all talk, bitch.
1167
00:59:13,027 --> 00:59:15,639
♪ Hey, hey, yeah
1168
00:59:15,682 --> 00:59:18,990
♪ Yeah, you rock me up
1169
00:59:19,033 --> 00:59:23,821
♪ Just to take me down, down,
down, down, down, down ♪
1170
00:59:23,864 --> 00:59:25,997
♪ Hey, hey, yeah ♪
1171
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:32,569
Patrón.
1172
00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:35,528
What's good tonight?
1173
00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:36,834
We have chicken.
1174
00:59:38,444 --> 00:59:39,967
The fuck is the
matter with you?
1175
01:00:00,509 --> 01:00:01,641
Whoa, beautiful.
1176
01:00:04,601 --> 01:00:07,604
♪ Cats droolin' on the bar stools ♪
1177
01:00:11,956 --> 01:00:13,218
Hey stranger.
1178
01:00:14,480 --> 01:00:15,568
Hey.
1179
01:00:18,092 --> 01:00:19,441
You don't remember me.
1180
01:00:21,052 --> 01:00:22,270
Am I supposed to?
1181
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,926
Samantha, class of '98.
1182
01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:32,977
Oh my God, hey!
1183
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:35,588
You look amazing.
1184
01:00:35,632 --> 01:00:37,721
Ah, thanks.
1185
01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:39,418
So do you.
1186
01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:40,461
Thank you.
1187
01:00:41,507 --> 01:00:42,507
You know...
1188
01:00:43,596 --> 01:00:44,815
I've had...
1189
01:00:44,858 --> 01:00:46,512
the biggest crush on you
1190
01:00:46,555 --> 01:00:48,601
since, like, sophomore year.
1191
01:00:49,950 --> 01:00:51,648
How could I have
been so blind?
1192
01:00:52,997 --> 01:00:54,607
Who cares?
1193
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:55,651
You're right.
1194
01:00:56,740 --> 01:00:58,916
- Who cares?
- Who cares?
1195
01:00:58,959 --> 01:01:00,918
Anyway, what do you say...
1196
01:01:00,961 --> 01:01:03,355
we get out of here and...
1197
01:01:03,398 --> 01:01:04,398
catch up?
1198
01:01:05,923 --> 01:01:08,273
Oh, uh...
1199
01:01:08,316 --> 01:01:09,666
I'd love to, but, um...
1200
01:01:10,797 --> 01:01:12,625
Got this little problem here.
1201
01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,238
I don't care.
1202
01:01:18,283 --> 01:01:19,283
I'll never tell.
1203
01:01:20,328 --> 01:01:22,504
♪ Is that you
1204
01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:24,724
♪ Crawlin' up my stairs
1205
01:01:24,768 --> 01:01:27,248
- ♪ Is that you
- ♪ Is that you
1206
01:01:27,292 --> 01:01:32,210
♪ Oh, tell me is that you
1207
01:01:32,253 --> 01:01:33,253
♪ Yeah
1208
01:01:34,212 --> 01:01:36,605
♪ Ah, ah, yeah
1209
01:01:36,649 --> 01:01:39,696
Fuck it, my wife hasn't
been that into me lately anyway.
1210
01:01:39,739 --> 01:01:40,739
Come on.
1211
01:01:45,092 --> 01:01:47,486
Who the fuck do you
think you are, huh?
1212
01:01:47,529 --> 01:01:48,748
No, no.
1213
01:01:48,792 --> 01:01:50,096
Think you can just
fuck another guy
1214
01:01:50,097 --> 01:01:51,620
in the middle of the day, huh?
1215
01:01:51,664 --> 01:01:53,013
You think you can
fuck another guy
1216
01:01:53,057 --> 01:01:55,233
in the middle of the day...
What kind of whore?
1217
01:01:55,276 --> 01:01:56,713
What kind of whore... no.
1218
01:01:56,756 --> 01:01:58,236
Well, listen, bitch!
1219
01:01:58,279 --> 01:01:59,279
Huh?
1220
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,456
Come on, Kevin, come on!
1221
01:02:08,942 --> 01:02:10,683
What are we doing here?
1222
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,684
What am I doing?
1223
01:02:11,728 --> 01:02:13,033
What are we doing?
1224
01:02:13,077 --> 01:02:15,166
- What does this mean?
- Just relax.
1225
01:02:15,209 --> 01:02:18,952
I've been waiting
for this for so long.
1226
01:02:18,996 --> 01:02:20,998
Oh, I bet.
1227
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,826
It's just, it's been
a really long time
1228
01:02:22,869 --> 01:02:24,523
since I've been with
a beautiful stranger.
1229
01:02:24,566 --> 01:02:26,045
I mean, not that we're
strangers, right?
1230
01:02:26,046 --> 01:02:27,439
Hey.
1231
01:02:27,482 --> 01:02:28,722
There's nothing to worry about.
1232
01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:34,359
All right.
1233
01:02:34,402 --> 01:02:37,014
We can do this but
no kissing and no anal.
1234
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:41,888
Oh, why
no kissing, no anal?
1235
01:02:41,932 --> 01:02:42,975
Because it's only cheating
1236
01:02:42,976 --> 01:02:44,891
when you do those two things.
1237
01:02:44,935 --> 01:02:46,719
How so?
1238
01:02:46,763 --> 01:02:48,067
Think about
it, it's the first
1239
01:02:48,068 --> 01:02:49,809
and last thing
you do with a woman.
1240
01:02:49,853 --> 01:02:51,855
It's special,
I can't do that to my wife.
1241
01:02:51,898 --> 01:02:54,379
That's so fucked up.
1242
01:02:56,729 --> 01:02:57,991
I don't care.
1243
01:02:58,035 --> 01:03:00,385
I'm gonna give you
the best head of all time.
1244
01:03:00,428 --> 01:03:02,735
Who could say no
to an offer like that?
1245
01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:22,755
Are you fucking nuts?
1246
01:03:26,890 --> 01:03:27,804
Yeah!
1247
01:03:27,847 --> 01:03:28,935
- Oh!
- Shit...
1248
01:03:28,979 --> 01:03:30,241
Fuck!
1249
01:03:30,284 --> 01:03:33,070
Fuck me, you big,
black motherfucker!
1250
01:03:33,113 --> 01:03:34,201
- Yes, like that.
- Oh!
1251
01:03:34,245 --> 01:03:36,116
Oh, yeah!
1252
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,596
Oh!
1253
01:03:37,639 --> 01:03:39,337
Oh, yeah!
1254
01:03:39,380 --> 01:03:41,034
- Oh, oh!
- I bet you like that shit.
1255
01:03:41,078 --> 01:03:43,080
- Oh yeah, oh yeah.
- Oh, oh!
1256
01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:44,864
- Fuck me, Hammer!
- Yeah!
1257
01:03:44,908 --> 01:03:47,519
Oh, I'm fuckin' you
for fuckin' Kunta Kinte.
1258
01:03:47,562 --> 01:03:50,043
- Do it for Kunta!
- Oh, fuck you, fuck you.
1259
01:03:50,087 --> 01:03:52,263
- Fuck you for Kunta!
- Ah, fuck me, Toby!
1260
01:03:52,306 --> 01:03:54,831
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
1261
01:03:54,874 --> 01:03:56,528
Say "Fuck me, Hammer,"
that's all I need.
1262
01:03:57,485 --> 01:03:58,486
Sorry.
1263
01:04:02,621 --> 01:04:04,753
God damn,
you have a strong grip.
1264
01:04:04,797 --> 01:04:06,799
Were you a fuckin' gymnast?
1265
01:04:06,843 --> 01:04:07,843
Are you ready?
1266
01:04:09,715 --> 01:04:10,715
Take me.
1267
01:04:14,502 --> 01:04:17,897
You really don't remember
me from high school, do you?
1268
01:04:17,941 --> 01:04:18,941
Sure I do.
1269
01:04:20,769 --> 01:04:22,902
What's my last name?
1270
01:04:22,946 --> 01:04:24,469
Oh boy,
I don't know, Moorhead?
1271
01:04:24,512 --> 01:04:26,427
I... look, I'm more of
a first name guy.
1272
01:04:26,471 --> 01:04:27,991
I've really never
been good with names.
1273
01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:30,214
So, come on, Sammy,
help me out here.
1274
01:04:30,257 --> 01:04:31,606
Oh, I will.
1275
01:04:32,999 --> 01:04:35,306
And my last name
is Robertson.
1276
01:04:36,524 --> 01:04:39,353
Samantha Robertson.
1277
01:04:39,397 --> 01:04:41,529
Samantha Robertson.
1278
01:04:41,573 --> 01:04:43,053
I like that name.
1279
01:04:43,096 --> 01:04:44,837
Yeah, it's a good
Polynesian name.
1280
01:04:48,014 --> 01:04:51,496
You know, I played hoops
with a guy named Sam Robertson.
1281
01:04:51,539 --> 01:04:52,410
A sophomore.
1282
01:04:52,453 --> 01:04:53,977
He was a great guy, but he had
1283
01:04:54,020 --> 01:04:55,717
this annoying mole
on his forehead.
1284
01:04:57,197 --> 01:04:58,285
Oh yeah?
1285
01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,730
Sam, what the fuck?
1286
01:05:08,774 --> 01:05:09,775
Is that you?
1287
01:05:09,818 --> 01:05:10,994
Are... okay.
1288
01:05:11,037 --> 01:05:11,951
Are you gay?
1289
01:05:11,995 --> 01:05:12,865
Of course you're gay.
1290
01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:13,866
Do you have a cock?
1291
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,085
Do you not have a cock?
1292
01:05:15,128 --> 01:05:17,000
No, I, uh, I...
I don't.
1293
01:05:17,043 --> 01:05:18,523
You were
gonna suck my cock!
1294
01:05:18,566 --> 01:05:19,698
Does that make me gay?
1295
01:05:19,741 --> 01:05:20,829
I love cock!
1296
01:05:20,873 --> 01:05:21,874
No, I don't...
1297
01:05:21,918 --> 01:05:23,180
I don't have a cock, okay?
1298
01:05:23,223 --> 01:05:25,182
I... I had an operation.
1299
01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:27,488
I'm all woman now.
1300
01:05:29,055 --> 01:05:30,578
It's only gay if you cum.
1301
01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:31,753
It's only gay if you cum.
1302
01:05:31,797 --> 01:05:32,754
It's only gay... why the fuck
1303
01:05:32,798 --> 01:05:33,625
didn't you tell me
1304
01:05:33,668 --> 01:05:34,756
in the first place?
1305
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:35,670
I don't know.
1306
01:05:35,714 --> 01:05:36,758
I guess I should have,
1307
01:05:36,802 --> 01:05:38,108
but I didn't think about it.
1308
01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:39,587
Okay? I've just always loved you
1309
01:05:39,631 --> 01:05:40,849
and really wanted this.
1310
01:05:42,677 --> 01:05:43,677
What?
1311
01:05:44,853 --> 01:05:45,898
Oh my God.
1312
01:05:47,421 --> 01:05:49,641
That was your dick I felt
when you jumped on me
1313
01:05:49,684 --> 01:05:53,210
at the buzzer beater for the
league championship, wasn't it?
1314
01:05:53,253 --> 01:05:54,558
That was
a glorious moment
1315
01:05:54,559 --> 01:05:56,387
and I wanted to
share it with you.
1316
01:05:59,781 --> 01:06:01,479
Okay.
1317
01:06:01,522 --> 01:06:03,524
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
1318
01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:04,569
Okay.
1319
01:06:05,657 --> 01:06:08,007
I'm cool with who you are,
1320
01:06:08,051 --> 01:06:09,922
what you became or
whatever it is.
1321
01:06:10,967 --> 01:06:13,143
What a fuckin' night.
1322
01:06:13,186 --> 01:06:14,448
I'm just, uh...
1323
01:06:15,362 --> 01:06:16,581
I'm just really glad to see
1324
01:06:16,624 --> 01:06:18,061
that you have, like,
a human side,
1325
01:06:18,104 --> 01:06:20,019
and that you're cool with
1326
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:22,630
all sexual orientations,
1327
01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:27,592
'cause this world is
really fucked up.
1328
01:06:27,635 --> 01:06:29,420
Yeah, I'm cool,
but that doesn't mean
1329
01:06:29,463 --> 01:06:32,249
I want to play hide the salami
with all of 'em, okay?
1330
01:06:32,292 --> 01:06:35,078
I'm a strictly woman
only guy, get it?
1331
01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:36,949
And that's women with vaginas...
1332
01:06:36,993 --> 01:06:37,993
From the beginning!
1333
01:06:40,170 --> 01:06:42,085
I get it.
1334
01:06:42,128 --> 01:06:44,957
Uh, thanks for being
understanding about it.
1335
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,263
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
1336
01:06:47,133 --> 01:06:48,265
Sorry.
1337
01:07:04,498 --> 01:07:06,848
All right,
we should get out of here.
1338
01:07:06,892 --> 01:07:07,892
Okay.
1339
01:07:11,853 --> 01:07:12,853
Sam...
1340
01:07:13,638 --> 01:07:14,638
Antha.
1341
01:07:17,685 --> 01:07:18,817
Go Falcons.
1342
01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:22,647
The 1996
League Championship
1343
01:07:22,690 --> 01:07:24,953
will always mean so much
more to me now.
1344
01:07:26,129 --> 01:07:27,173
Go Falcons.
1345
01:07:33,136 --> 01:07:34,441
Yeah, it will.
1346
01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:52,851
Why the fuck didn't
you tell me inside?
1347
01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:29,930
Water.
1348
01:08:31,281 --> 01:08:32,978
And some, uh, mints
if you got 'em.
1349
01:08:35,328 --> 01:08:36,721
Maybe some hand sanitizer.
1350
01:08:36,764 --> 01:08:38,592
Do you have any of that?
1351
01:08:38,636 --> 01:08:42,161
♪ I'm your teacher
of everything that the demon... ♪
1352
01:08:45,033 --> 01:08:47,514
- You and I are not together.
- It does matter, it's our date.
1353
01:08:47,558 --> 01:08:50,126
- It... we are not on a date.
- Listen, it's bullshit.
1354
01:08:50,169 --> 01:08:51,474
- You're comin' with me.
- No, I'm not.
1355
01:08:51,475 --> 01:08:53,172
- Get in the fucking truck.
- Okay, look.
1356
01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,609
You're drunk, just
leave me alone.
1357
01:08:55,653 --> 01:08:57,481
- Will you let me go?
- Hey, let her go.
1358
01:08:57,524 --> 01:08:59,084
Mind your own
business, asshole.
1359
01:09:01,528 --> 01:09:02,746
What's your problem, man?
1360
01:09:02,747 --> 01:09:03,791
That girl said no.
1361
01:09:04,923 --> 01:09:06,141
I'll teach you to cockblock me,
1362
01:09:06,142 --> 01:09:07,447
you fuckin' asshole.
1363
01:09:08,100 --> 01:09:09,100
Fuck you.
1364
01:09:22,636 --> 01:09:24,421
♪ Don't be afraid of the thing
1365
01:09:24,464 --> 01:09:27,424
that'll make you go
out of control ♪
1366
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,991
♪ I'm your evil,
I'll get you to hell,
1367
01:09:30,035 --> 01:09:31,428
and in hell you know... ♪
1368
01:09:51,752 --> 01:09:53,885
You have one unheard message.
1369
01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:55,626
Hey Kev, uh,
buddy, it's Brad.
1370
01:09:55,669 --> 01:09:57,454
A guy almost just
blew me in the car,
1371
01:09:57,497 --> 01:09:59,257
and that's the least of my
worries right now.
1372
01:09:59,282 --> 01:10:02,285
I'm worried where you are, and I
don't know what to do about it.
1373
01:10:02,328 --> 01:10:03,286
I'm questioning
my gender identity
1374
01:10:03,329 --> 01:10:04,287
right now.
1375
01:10:04,330 --> 01:10:05,244
Please call me back.
1376
01:10:05,288 --> 01:10:06,550
Uh, thanks, bye.
1377
01:10:21,347 --> 01:10:22,347
Hey, I am...
1378
01:10:24,568 --> 01:10:26,483
I... I'm really sorry
that happened.
1379
01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:27,745
Are... are you okay?
1380
01:10:28,572 --> 01:10:30,530
I am, I'm okay.
1381
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:32,705
Are you okay?
1382
01:10:33,490 --> 01:10:34,665
I'm better now.
1383
01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:37,494
Thanks for stepping
in like that.
1384
01:10:37,537 --> 01:10:38,669
Oh...
1385
01:10:40,236 --> 01:10:42,586
Look, I'm a nice guy.
1386
01:10:42,629 --> 01:10:44,283
I'm kind of a doormat,
it's my thing.
1387
01:10:44,327 --> 01:10:47,982
I'm already on the ground if you
want to walk all over me too.
1388
01:10:48,026 --> 01:10:50,028
What kind
of talk is that?
1389
01:10:50,071 --> 01:10:51,725
You are such a gentleman.
1390
01:10:52,770 --> 01:10:54,293
JD is an asshole.
1391
01:10:55,338 --> 01:10:56,643
JD?
1392
01:10:57,209 --> 01:10:58,341
Of course.
1393
01:10:58,384 --> 01:10:59,211
Why wouldn't that guy's
1394
01:10:59,255 --> 01:10:59,994
name be JD?
1395
01:11:00,038 --> 01:11:00,952
Pickup truck,
1396
01:11:00,995 --> 01:11:01,995
slappin' women around.
1397
01:11:03,476 --> 01:11:04,999
Let me see your face.
1398
01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,524
Let me see it.
1399
01:11:09,134 --> 01:11:10,222
Oh, shit.
1400
01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:12,920
What, is it bad?
1401
01:11:12,964 --> 01:11:14,444
Um...
1402
01:11:14,487 --> 01:11:16,663
Just sit still for one second.
1403
01:11:16,707 --> 01:11:17,707
Okay?
1404
01:11:18,796 --> 01:11:19,796
Here.
1405
01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,016
Okay.
1406
01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,235
I'm Sarah, by the way.
1407
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:24,541
- Hi.
- Okay.
1408
01:11:25,498 --> 01:11:26,891
Ow!
1409
01:11:26,934 --> 01:11:29,067
What the hell's the matter
with you, Sarah?
1410
01:11:29,110 --> 01:11:30,329
Sorry.
1411
01:11:30,373 --> 01:11:31,765
I was readjusting your nose.
1412
01:11:31,809 --> 01:11:33,506
What are you, a doctor?
1413
01:11:33,550 --> 01:11:35,247
Um, sort of.
1414
01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:36,291
I'm a nurse.
1415
01:11:38,206 --> 01:11:39,207
Okay.
1416
01:11:42,298 --> 01:11:43,298
All right?
1417
01:11:45,953 --> 01:11:47,390
I'm Kevin.
1418
01:11:47,433 --> 01:11:48,782
Pleased to meet you.
1419
01:11:52,699 --> 01:11:53,699
All right.
1420
01:11:58,531 --> 01:11:59,924
You're good as new.
1421
01:12:02,361 --> 01:12:03,623
I mean...
1422
01:12:06,365 --> 01:12:07,584
Sorry I yelled at you.
1423
01:12:08,454 --> 01:12:09,934
Don't be.
1424
01:12:09,977 --> 01:12:10,977
I know it hurts.
1425
01:12:14,982 --> 01:12:16,593
Can I ask you a question?
1426
01:12:16,636 --> 01:12:17,811
Yeah.
1427
01:12:17,855 --> 01:12:19,639
You seem like a
really nice girl.
1428
01:12:20,901 --> 01:12:22,947
Why do you go for
an asshole like that?
1429
01:12:25,210 --> 01:12:26,385
No, I wasn't with him.
1430
01:12:26,429 --> 01:12:27,778
We just went on a few dates,
1431
01:12:27,821 --> 01:12:30,171
and he happened to
be at the bar tonight.
1432
01:12:30,215 --> 01:12:32,304
He's not really my type.
1433
01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:36,047
Thanks for patching me up.
1434
01:12:37,091 --> 01:12:38,091
Yeah.
1435
01:12:39,442 --> 01:12:41,008
All right.
1436
01:12:41,052 --> 01:12:42,183
Can I buy you a drink?
1437
01:12:43,228 --> 01:12:44,360
No thanks.
1438
01:12:47,972 --> 01:12:49,365
How 'bout I buy you one?
1439
01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:56,154
Yeah?
1440
01:12:56,197 --> 01:12:57,197
Okay.
1441
01:12:59,287 --> 01:13:00,811
Uh, so what should we have?
1442
01:13:00,854 --> 01:13:03,074
I don't know, uh,
a shot of Patrón?
1443
01:13:04,684 --> 01:13:07,644
- Really?
- If that's okay with you.
1444
01:13:07,687 --> 01:13:09,733
Yeah, that's okay with me.
1445
01:13:09,776 --> 01:13:11,169
- Okay.
- Of course.
1446
01:13:12,475 --> 01:13:13,693
Kev!
1447
01:13:13,737 --> 01:13:14,520
Kev!
1448
01:13:14,564 --> 01:13:15,652
Dude, have I got a story...
1449
01:13:15,695 --> 01:13:16,783
But what the fuck
1450
01:13:16,827 --> 01:13:17,610
happened to you?
1451
01:13:17,654 --> 01:13:19,612
Nothin', why?
1452
01:13:19,656 --> 01:13:22,485
- Do you want a lime, Kevin?
- No thanks.
1453
01:13:22,528 --> 01:13:24,008
Sarah, this is my
best friend Brad.
1454
01:13:24,051 --> 01:13:25,313
Brad, this is Sarah.
1455
01:13:25,357 --> 01:13:26,184
Hi.
1456
01:13:26,227 --> 01:13:27,227
Hey.
1457
01:13:28,926 --> 01:13:31,189
Dude, I am so sorry for being
such an asshole earlier.
1458
01:13:31,232 --> 01:13:33,713
It almost came back to haunt me
as my first gay experience,
1459
01:13:33,757 --> 01:13:35,758
which in hindsight I don't think
I was totally against.
1460
01:13:35,759 --> 01:13:37,359
- Maybe I'm a democrat after all.
- Brad.
1461
01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,459
Don't worry about it, man.
1462
01:13:40,503 --> 01:13:42,200
Thank you.
1463
01:13:42,243 --> 01:13:43,243
So what was that story?
1464
01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:48,162
I'll tell you about
it in the morning, okay?
1465
01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,903
Here we go.
1466
01:13:49,947 --> 01:13:51,948
There you are,
I've been looking everywhere for you.
1467
01:13:51,949 --> 01:13:53,341
Oh, hey babe. Guys,
1468
01:13:53,385 --> 01:13:54,691
this is my
girlfriend Samantha.
1469
01:13:56,432 --> 01:13:59,043
- I'm Kevin, and this is my...
- Oh, Sam and I go way back.
1470
01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:01,219
Uh, yeah, we're... Bobby,
we're gonna need
1471
01:14:01,262 --> 01:14:02,350
one more shot for him.
1472
01:14:02,394 --> 01:14:03,787
I mean her, I meant her.
1473
01:14:05,484 --> 01:14:06,484
Thanks.
1474
01:14:07,747 --> 01:14:09,575
So what are we toasting to?
1475
01:14:09,619 --> 01:14:11,534
To my hero.
1476
01:14:11,577 --> 01:14:13,274
The St. Jude Falcons.
1477
01:14:13,318 --> 01:14:14,318
To my best friend.
1478
01:14:15,755 --> 01:14:17,757
Here's to the best
Thanksgiving ever.
1479
01:14:27,550 --> 01:14:28,550
Oh...
1480
01:14:30,291 --> 01:14:31,728
I think I'm gonna sing a song.
1481
01:14:34,470 --> 01:14:35,470
Yeah.
1482
01:14:37,647 --> 01:14:39,344
♪ Oh yeah ♪
1483
01:14:42,782 --> 01:14:44,610
All right, comin' up next...
1484
01:14:44,654 --> 01:14:45,916
Is he a good singer?
1485
01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:47,570
Well, he's a unique singer.
1486
01:14:47,613 --> 01:14:50,442
Singin' a tender love ballad
1487
01:14:50,486 --> 01:14:51,574
close to my heart.
1488
01:14:52,531 --> 01:14:54,054
Give it up for Brad!
1489
01:14:58,145 --> 01:15:00,452
This one goes out to
a couple of special friends
1490
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:01,496
of mine tonight.
1491
01:15:02,628 --> 01:15:04,151
Thank you all for comin'
out tonight.
1492
01:15:04,195 --> 01:15:05,544
Thank you very much.
1493
01:15:05,588 --> 01:15:06,980
Especially you in
the green coat.
1494
01:15:11,768 --> 01:15:15,119
♪ Blow me
1495
01:15:15,162 --> 01:15:19,471
♪ You hardly even
know me ♪
1496
01:15:19,515 --> 01:15:23,127
♪ Just set yourself below me
1497
01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:26,043
♪ And blow me
1498
01:15:26,086 --> 01:15:27,827
♪ Tonight
1499
01:15:27,871 --> 01:15:29,481
Is this guy for real?
1500
01:15:29,525 --> 01:15:31,614
I am afraid so.
1501
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,398
Kind of sounds
like Sinatra, no?
1502
01:15:33,441 --> 01:15:34,442
No.
1503
01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:36,140
No.
1504
01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:40,536
♪ When you part your
lips that way ♪
1505
01:15:40,579 --> 01:15:44,365
♪ Ooh, I want you
night and day ♪
1506
01:15:44,409 --> 01:15:47,630
- ♪ Want you night and day
- ♪ When you squeeze
1507
01:15:47,673 --> 01:15:49,153
my balls so tight ♪
1508
01:15:49,196 --> 01:15:50,676
♪ Balls so tight
1509
01:15:50,720 --> 01:15:53,679
♪ I want to blow my load
1510
01:15:53,723 --> 01:15:55,420
with all my might ♪
1511
01:15:55,463 --> 01:15:59,076
♪ So blow me
1512
01:15:59,119 --> 01:16:03,820
♪ You hardly even know me
1513
01:16:03,863 --> 01:16:07,345
♪ So blow me
1514
01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:08,738
Get 'em, Sam!
1515
01:16:08,781 --> 01:16:13,525
♪ You've got to blow me
1516
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,834
♪ So blow me
1517
01:16:17,877 --> 01:16:23,361
♪ Blow me tonight ♪
1518
01:16:23,404 --> 01:16:24,449
Yeah!
1519
01:16:27,887 --> 01:16:30,281
You know, next time I think
I'll sing "How's Your Hole?"
1520
01:16:32,892 --> 01:16:33,980
- All right.
- Sing it.
1521
01:16:35,329 --> 01:16:37,288
Um, well,
it was great meeting you.
1522
01:16:37,331 --> 01:16:38,550
Right, you too.
1523
01:16:40,683 --> 01:16:42,162
Take care of my boy here.
1524
01:16:42,206 --> 01:16:43,511
He's fragile.
1525
01:16:43,555 --> 01:16:44,817
I think I can handle it.
1526
01:16:44,861 --> 01:16:46,210
I'll see you in a minute.
1527
01:16:49,474 --> 01:16:52,042
So, uh, guess I'll
see you tomorrow, buddy.
1528
01:16:52,956 --> 01:16:54,044
You got it.
1529
01:16:56,524 --> 01:16:57,524
Hey.
1530
01:16:58,918 --> 01:17:00,224
Thanks for everything, man.
1531
01:17:03,706 --> 01:17:04,881
Thank you, bro.
1532
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:08,406
Love you, pal.
1533
01:17:08,449 --> 01:17:10,234
Okay.
1534
01:17:10,277 --> 01:17:14,934
- Get in there.
- ♪ The way I am about you
1535
01:17:14,978 --> 01:17:19,330
♪ And the madness
I go through ♪
1536
01:17:20,810 --> 01:17:27,077
♪ In a twilight moment
1537
01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:33,692
♪ Where love was
once life for me ♪
1538
01:17:35,302 --> 01:17:41,918
♪ Now the corner neon lights
up my mood ♪
1539
01:17:46,662 --> 01:17:50,448
♪ Melancholy mood
1540
01:17:50,491 --> 01:17:54,104
♪ Love is so impractical
1541
01:17:55,801 --> 01:18:04,288
♪ As I keep myself
waiting for you ♪
1542
01:18:04,331 --> 01:18:07,204
♪ In the deepness
of this moment ♪
1543
01:18:07,247 --> 01:18:08,247
Oh.
1544
01:18:08,771 --> 01:18:10,424
Mm...
1545
01:18:10,468 --> 01:18:14,428
- Hi, baby.
- Hey, I'm so sorry to wake you.
1546
01:18:14,472 --> 01:18:15,603
That's okay.
1547
01:18:17,910 --> 01:18:20,086
Anything exciting
happen tonight?
1548
01:18:20,913 --> 01:18:22,610
Nah.
1549
01:18:22,654 --> 01:18:24,047
It was lame.
1550
01:18:24,090 --> 01:18:25,918
It seems like everywhere
you go in this town,
1551
01:18:25,962 --> 01:18:28,312
you run into all
the same people.
1552
01:18:28,355 --> 01:18:30,053
Same old.
1553
01:18:30,096 --> 01:18:31,619
Sometimes
it's a good thing.
1554
01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:34,448
Yeah,
and sometimes it's not.
1555
01:18:36,363 --> 01:18:37,538
I'm sorry.
1556
01:18:37,582 --> 01:18:38,844
It's okay.
1557
01:18:38,888 --> 01:18:41,107
I'm just so happy to be
here with you right now.
1558
01:18:43,893 --> 01:18:46,112
We'll have sex in the
morning, Brad.
1559
01:18:48,419 --> 01:18:49,986
Oh, of course.
1560
01:18:50,029 --> 01:18:51,335
Thank you.
1561
01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:57,776
Are you sure?
1562
01:18:59,473 --> 01:19:01,345
Yes, I'm sure.
1563
01:19:01,388 --> 01:19:05,349
So you can stop poking me
in the side with your dick.
1564
01:19:05,392 --> 01:19:06,306
Okay.
1565
01:19:06,350 --> 01:19:07,350
Goodnight.
1566
01:19:17,622 --> 01:19:18,666
- You're positive?
- Brad!
1567
01:19:18,710 --> 01:19:19,755
Love you.
1568
01:19:32,289 --> 01:19:33,464
Did you sleep well?
1569
01:19:35,901 --> 01:19:37,729
The best sleep
I've had in days.
1570
01:19:39,862 --> 01:19:41,864
I should play the accidental
hero more often.
1571
01:19:43,474 --> 01:19:44,518
How's your nose?
1572
01:19:46,303 --> 01:19:48,044
It's a little
sore, but, uh,
1573
01:19:48,087 --> 01:19:49,480
I think I'm gonna make it.
1574
01:19:49,523 --> 01:19:50,523
Yeah?
1575
01:19:51,874 --> 01:19:52,874
What time is it?
1576
01:19:55,094 --> 01:19:56,835
It's almost 9:30.
1577
01:19:56,879 --> 01:19:57,749
Ugh...
1578
01:19:57,793 --> 01:19:59,316
I have to get to work.
1579
01:19:59,359 --> 01:20:01,230
You have to work
the day after Thanksgiving?
1580
01:20:01,231 --> 01:20:03,407
Mm-hm.
A nurse's work is never done.
1581
01:20:03,450 --> 01:20:05,757
♪ I'm not dreamin' away
1582
01:20:07,498 --> 01:20:09,630
♪ I'm not fantasizin'
1583
01:20:11,154 --> 01:20:13,199
♪ There's that thing
that's for sure
1584
01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:14,940
that knock
on the door ♪
1585
01:20:14,984 --> 01:20:17,290
♪ That very look on that face
1586
01:20:19,902 --> 01:20:21,773
You know,
I can't thank you enough
1587
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:23,644
for how you saved me last night.
1588
01:20:23,688 --> 01:20:25,472
Actually...
1589
01:20:25,516 --> 01:20:26,952
it was you that saved me.
1590
01:20:26,996 --> 01:20:28,084
How so?
1591
01:20:29,128 --> 01:20:30,782
You just did.
1592
01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:36,440
♪ I get a
feeling and it wakes me ♪
1593
01:20:36,483 --> 01:20:38,354
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- ♪ Like morning light
1594
01:20:38,355 --> 01:20:40,313
I thought that
you had to go to work.
1595
01:20:40,357 --> 01:20:41,967
Not if it's an emergency.
1596
01:20:42,011 --> 01:20:43,273
Oh yeah?
1597
01:20:43,316 --> 01:20:45,579
♪ Save me
1598
01:20:45,623 --> 01:20:46,929
♪ One last time
1599
01:20:46,972 --> 01:20:52,325
♪ You open wide
and let it all begin ♪
1600
01:20:53,457 --> 01:20:57,200
♪ Love's knockin' on my door
1601
01:20:57,243 --> 01:21:01,117
♪ Like it's never done before
1602
01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:03,119
♪ Love's comin' on
1603
01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:05,904
♪ Love's comin' on home ♪
1604
01:21:20,049 --> 01:21:21,833
- Yeah, oh!
- Who the fuck is your...
1605
01:21:21,877 --> 01:21:22,834
Cut, cut.
1606
01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,054
- Oh my God.
- Cut!
1607
01:21:25,097 --> 01:21:27,491
♪ You can't be the singer
1608
01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:30,015
He a Boy Scout, he say, "Oh,
I got to help my friend."
1609
01:21:30,059 --> 01:21:33,149
You got your ass kicked,
that's what happened.
1610
01:21:33,192 --> 01:21:34,977
♪ You can't be the groupie
1611
01:21:35,020 --> 01:21:36,369
What? Do I want a drink?
1612
01:21:37,544 --> 01:21:38,544
Got an idea.
1613
01:21:40,721 --> 01:21:42,941
♪ I was the nerd guy
1614
01:21:42,985 --> 01:21:45,335
♪ Now I'm the cool guy
1615
01:21:45,378 --> 01:21:46,727
Well...
1616
01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:48,773
Without the olive, I don't
know what we got there.
1617
01:21:48,816 --> 01:21:50,993
♪ Done everything wrong
1618
01:21:51,036 --> 01:21:53,865
♪ Except my good songs
1619
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:54,909
You know what?
1620
01:21:59,740 --> 01:22:01,742
Get rid of these glasses,
I don't want people
1621
01:22:01,786 --> 01:22:03,353
- to think I got a problem.
- As if.
1622
01:22:03,396 --> 01:22:06,008
- There you go.
- ♪ Where am I goin', sucker?
1623
01:22:06,051 --> 01:22:07,923
♪ What am I thinkin'?
1624
01:22:07,966 --> 01:22:09,794
I'm lookin' for a pussy.
1625
01:22:09,837 --> 01:22:11,665
I'm lookin' for as much
pussy as I can.
1626
01:22:11,709 --> 01:22:13,058
I've circled pussy,
1627
01:22:13,102 --> 01:22:15,017
and I got it lined up here.
1628
01:22:15,060 --> 01:22:16,496
That's what I'm lookin' for.
1629
01:22:16,540 --> 01:22:17,889
- Pussy.
- ♪ Just the slippers
1630
01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,891
and the shamers hang around ♪
1631
01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:21,893
Everyone's
gonna see you naked.
1632
01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:23,416
Your vagine,
your birth canal,
1633
01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:26,245
your cat purse,
pussy says meow.
1634
01:22:26,289 --> 01:22:27,899
It's disgusting, sweetie.
1635
01:22:27,943 --> 01:22:29,074
- Tits ahoy.
- You need...
1636
01:22:29,118 --> 01:22:30,771
- You need...
- Down to your poop deck.
1637
01:22:30,815 --> 01:22:31,990
Poopdeck Pappy.
1638
01:22:32,034 --> 01:22:33,426
You need some pride.
1639
01:22:33,470 --> 01:22:35,341
- Pappy?
- Pappy.
1640
01:22:35,385 --> 01:22:37,082
They're not
gonna see that.
1641
01:22:37,126 --> 01:22:38,475
Cat purse.
1642
01:22:39,476 --> 01:22:41,217
Pussy says meow.
1643
01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:43,045
♪ Nothin' normal 'bout the life
1644
01:22:43,088 --> 01:22:44,872
on the planet Rock On ♪
1645
01:22:44,916 --> 01:22:46,613
Kelly!
1646
01:22:46,657 --> 01:22:47,745
Yeah, get... get...
1647
01:22:48,789 --> 01:22:50,400
Kelly!
1648
01:22:50,443 --> 01:22:51,443
Kelly!
1649
01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:53,838
- Bitch can't hear.
- Kelly!
1650
01:22:53,881 --> 01:22:55,840
- Kelly!
- The fuck is wrong with...
1651
01:22:55,883 --> 01:22:57,494
I'm sorry, Rod, it's your club.
1652
01:23:02,194 --> 01:23:04,936
♪ Done everything wrong
1653
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,024
Does that tickle?
1654
01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,373
Does that tickle?
1655
01:23:09,245 --> 01:23:11,421
♪ Come on, come on
1656
01:23:24,216 --> 01:23:25,696
Arabic
man.
1657
01:23:29,352 --> 01:23:31,832
♪ Porn star
1658
01:23:31,876 --> 01:23:33,051
Oh, oh...
1659
01:23:34,835 --> 01:23:36,402
What's Liz gonna say?
1660
01:23:36,446 --> 01:23:37,621
That was kooky.
1661
01:23:41,407 --> 01:23:44,802
- Morning, handsome.
- Get the fuck out of here.
1662
01:23:52,201 --> 01:23:53,898
Ugh...
1663
01:23:53,941 --> 01:23:55,030
Really?
1664
01:24:02,037 --> 01:24:03,821
What is that?
1665
01:24:03,864 --> 01:24:06,998
♪ Things
that I want to rant on ♪
1666
01:24:15,050 --> 01:24:18,488
Hut, hut, hut, hut, hut!
1667
01:24:18,531 --> 01:24:21,012
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
1668
01:24:21,056 --> 01:24:22,318
Woo!
1669
01:24:22,361 --> 01:24:25,712
- I love you.
- ♪ Done everything wrong
1670
01:24:25,756 --> 01:24:27,018
♪ Except my good song
1671
01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:28,846
Okay, now do a climax.
1672
01:24:31,196 --> 01:24:33,720
♪ I'm your rockstar
1673
01:24:34,982 --> 01:24:36,332
Okay.
1674
01:24:41,554 --> 01:24:43,730
I just want to say on
a personal note...
1675
01:24:44,905 --> 01:24:45,905
- Cut.
- Thank you so...
1676
01:24:48,170 --> 01:24:50,781
♪ I am your rockstar
1677
01:24:50,824 --> 01:24:52,739
♪ Porn star
1678
01:24:52,783 --> 01:24:55,177
♪ Shockstar in one
1679
01:24:55,220 --> 01:24:56,656
♪ Oh yeah
1680
01:24:56,700 --> 01:24:59,355
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
1681
01:24:59,398 --> 01:25:03,141
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
1682
01:25:03,185 --> 01:25:04,273
♪ Hey
1683
01:25:04,316 --> 01:25:07,058
♪ I'll be your rockstar
1684
01:25:07,102 --> 01:25:08,973
♪ Porn star
1685
01:25:09,016 --> 01:25:11,715
♪ Shockstar,
oh, oh ♪
1686
01:25:11,758 --> 01:25:12,498
♪ Oh, oh
1687
01:25:12,542 --> 01:25:14,631
♪ Am I your rockstar
1688
01:25:14,674 --> 01:25:15,284
Woo!
1689
01:25:15,327 --> 01:25:17,155
♪ Porn star
1690
01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:19,766
♪ Shockstar, oh, oh
1691
01:25:19,810 --> 01:25:21,377
♪ Hey, yeah, yeah
1692
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:23,161
♪ Rockstar ♪
1693
01:25:44,443 --> 01:25:47,229
Good afternoon, everybody!
1694
01:25:47,272 --> 01:25:49,100
I love this
song, by the way.
1695
01:25:49,144 --> 01:25:51,276
I'm Mike, that's Terry.
1696
01:25:51,320 --> 01:25:52,538
Hi.
1697
01:25:53,713 --> 01:25:56,107
And we do
radio in Detroit.
1698
01:25:56,151 --> 01:25:57,239
Of all places.
1699
01:26:00,720 --> 01:26:03,506
Okay, gonna
be a good day today.
1700
01:26:06,944 --> 01:26:08,032
Mike, stop.
1701
01:26:08,075 --> 01:26:09,355
Someone just tweeted me
a picture
1702
01:26:09,381 --> 01:26:11,949
of Ray Charles
as a referee...
1703
01:26:11,992 --> 01:26:13,255
- No, no.
- In the end zone.
1704
01:26:13,298 --> 01:26:14,298
No.
1705
01:26:14,908 --> 01:26:15,822
Let... let me,
1706
01:26:15,866 --> 01:26:16,954
let me start out
1707
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:18,216
with this, okay?
1708
01:26:18,260 --> 01:26:20,610
Everybody knows what happened,
1709
01:26:20,653 --> 01:26:24,266
but I want to just express...
1710
01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:25,963
my feeling on something,
because my...
1711
01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:27,659
We've been
Waitin' for it all night.
1712
01:26:27,660 --> 01:26:29,706
My anger does not even...
1713
01:26:29,749 --> 01:26:33,013
How about this,
on the list of anger...
1714
01:26:33,057 --> 01:26:34,406
the refs don't come in first
1715
01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:36,103
and neither does
the football team.
1716
01:26:37,714 --> 01:26:42,893
My anger lies with
the Lion organization.
1717
01:26:42,936 --> 01:26:43,981
Okay?
1718
01:26:44,024 --> 01:26:45,024
Owners,
1719
01:26:45,678 --> 01:26:48,072
your CFO, CEO,
1720
01:26:48,115 --> 01:26:50,205
your GM, your head coach,
1721
01:26:50,248 --> 01:26:52,381
and any player who matters.
1722
01:26:52,424 --> 01:26:55,819
My anger lies with them because
here's the one guarantee
1723
01:26:55,862 --> 01:26:57,515
I can give you... I can't
guarantee whether
1724
01:26:57,516 --> 01:26:58,778
the Lions win or lose.
1725
01:26:58,822 --> 01:27:01,477
We know they lose
most of the time.
1726
01:27:01,520 --> 01:27:04,828
But I guarantee you that
no matter how the league
1727
01:27:04,871 --> 01:27:07,222
bends this franchise over,
1728
01:27:07,265 --> 01:27:10,529
no matter how the league
spits in your face,
1729
01:27:10,573 --> 01:27:15,317
no matter how the league
openly and forcibly...
1730
01:27:15,360 --> 01:27:18,320
disrespects you,
1731
01:27:18,363 --> 01:27:21,061
you will say nothing.
1732
01:27:21,105 --> 01:27:22,193
Your quarterback?
1733
01:27:22,237 --> 01:27:23,673
Forget about it.
1734
01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:24,717
Your head coach?
1735
01:27:24,761 --> 01:27:26,110
Forget about it.
1736
01:27:26,153 --> 01:27:27,328
I'm not even convinced he knew
1737
01:27:27,329 --> 01:27:29,505
the rules on the sideline.
1738
01:27:29,548 --> 01:27:31,202
Did he go crazy
in the post game?
1739
01:27:31,246 --> 01:27:33,030
No.
1740
01:27:33,073 --> 01:27:35,902
And here's my biggest complaint.
1741
01:27:35,946 --> 01:27:39,166
This is a day where we as fans,
1742
01:27:39,210 --> 01:27:41,647
you as fans, can do nothing.
1743
01:27:41,691 --> 01:27:43,823
You can get angry,
spin your wheels,
1744
01:27:43,867 --> 01:27:46,304
scream and yell,
whatever you want.
1745
01:27:46,348 --> 01:27:48,350
The only people that
can say things
1746
01:27:48,393 --> 01:27:50,526
that will make you feel better
1747
01:27:50,569 --> 01:27:53,398
or possibly effect change...
1748
01:27:53,442 --> 01:27:55,835
are the small group of people
that have consistently,
1749
01:27:55,879 --> 01:27:58,969
over the course of
the last 55 years,
1750
01:27:59,012 --> 01:28:01,232
said nothing.
1751
01:28:01,276 --> 01:28:03,060
And that's your ownership
1752
01:28:03,103 --> 01:28:04,670
and your management.
1753
01:28:04,714 --> 01:28:07,891
Because what frustrated me
most is last night
1754
01:28:07,934 --> 01:28:11,111
was the time where if that
happened to the Dallas Cowboys,
1755
01:28:11,155 --> 01:28:13,636
Terry said it in pre-show,
Jerry Jones would have
1756
01:28:13,679 --> 01:28:17,770
robbed a church of their pulpit.
1757
01:28:17,814 --> 01:28:19,510
Yeah, he would
have stolen the pulpit
1758
01:28:19,511 --> 01:28:21,191
and put it up and said,
"Come over here..."
1759
01:28:21,208 --> 01:28:24,081
Everybody come
here, I want to help you.
1760
01:28:24,124 --> 01:28:25,561
Right.
1761
01:28:25,604 --> 01:28:27,780
You the fans
deserve better
1762
01:28:27,824 --> 01:28:28,912
in this regard.
1763
01:28:28,955 --> 01:28:30,174
Your team sucks.
1764
01:28:31,436 --> 01:28:33,830
And for whatever reason
you still care.
1765
01:28:33,873 --> 01:28:35,875
You deserve better.
1766
01:28:35,919 --> 01:28:39,575
But understand the league
does not respect you.
1767
01:28:39,618 --> 01:28:42,969
The league does not take
the Lions seriously.
1768
01:28:43,013 --> 01:28:47,234
Because all the league
has done consistently...
1769
01:28:47,278 --> 01:28:49,759
is defecate on you.
1770
01:28:49,802 --> 01:28:52,196
Whether it's the
Calvin process,
1771
01:28:52,239 --> 01:28:54,111
the Dallas playoff game,
1772
01:28:54,154 --> 01:28:55,765
the Pollard touchdown,
1773
01:28:55,808 --> 01:29:00,204
they... all they do is
spit in your face.
1774
01:29:00,247 --> 01:29:04,164
And your ownership says nothing.
1775
01:29:04,208 --> 01:29:06,993
Thank you, may I have another?
1776
01:29:07,037 --> 01:29:09,692
And the league will continue
to do this to you
1777
01:29:09,735 --> 01:29:11,998
because they don't
care about you,
1778
01:29:12,042 --> 01:29:13,565
because you don't matter.
1779
01:29:13,609 --> 01:29:16,307
You're a non-entity,
you're a joke.
1780
01:29:16,351 --> 01:29:18,440
And you'll get
treated like that.
1781
01:29:18,483 --> 01:29:22,618
And it's gonna happen again
and again and again.
1782
01:29:22,661 --> 01:29:25,447
That's the problem I have.
1783
01:29:25,490 --> 01:29:27,012
I can tell,
but here's the thing.
1784
01:29:27,013 --> 01:29:28,580
I don't even
like this team!
1785
01:29:28,624 --> 01:29:30,146
- I understand, Mike.
- But I'm disgusted
1786
01:29:30,147 --> 01:29:32,976
because these poor bastards
that root for this team,
1787
01:29:33,019 --> 01:29:34,499
they don't get anything!
1788
01:29:34,543 --> 01:29:37,633
They show way more
emotion than the team.
1789
01:29:37,676 --> 01:29:40,157
And again this
team gets boned.
1790
01:29:40,200 --> 01:29:41,200
Boopadoo.
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