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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:02,000 2 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:32,158 I just met you 3 00:00:32,230 --> 00:00:34,596 Yet I'm feeling 4 00:00:34,665 --> 00:00:38,761 That somehow we met somewhere before 5 00:00:38,836 --> 00:00:41,634 I think I love you 6 00:00:41,706 --> 00:00:46,143 In my dreams 100 times or maybe more 7 00:00:46,744 --> 00:00:49,611 Ah 8 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:51,841 What a conviction 9 00:00:51,916 --> 00:00:54,214 I just can't conceal it 10 00:00:54,285 --> 00:00:57,186 There's a kind of magic in the air 11 00:00:57,255 --> 00:00:59,689 Oh, I can feel it 12 00:00:59,757 --> 00:01:05,354 There's something special It's gonna happen tonight 13 00:01:05,430 --> 00:01:08,922 I want you to know that 14 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:15,462 There's something special It's gonna happen tonight 15 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:19,476 I promise I'll be good to you 16 00:01:28,119 --> 00:01:30,280 What a conviction 17 00:01:30,354 --> 00:01:32,720 I just can't conceal it 18 00:01:32,790 --> 00:01:35,623 There's a kind of magic in the air 19 00:01:35,693 --> 00:01:37,923 Oh, I can feel it 20 00:01:37,995 --> 00:01:44,833 There's something special It's gonna happen tonight 21 00:01:44,902 --> 00:01:48,235 I want you to know that 22 00:01:48,306 --> 00:01:54,370 There's something special It's gonna happen tonight 23 00:01:54,445 --> 00:01:57,346 I promise I'll be good to you 24 00:01:57,415 --> 00:02:04,014 There's something special It's gonna happen tonight 25 00:02:39,122 --> 00:02:41,420 Oh! All right, that's it. 26 00:02:41,491 --> 00:02:43,789 What's the matter, Marie? What happened? 27 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:47,489 - She tried to kill me. - Well, isn't that the point? 28 00:02:47,563 --> 00:02:51,124 No, Lauren, this is theatrical fencing. 29 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:53,361 This isn't an autopsy. All right? 30 00:02:53,436 --> 00:02:55,597 All right. 31 00:02:56,939 --> 00:02:59,567 Damn it, I don't even know why we have to do this. 32 00:02:59,642 --> 00:03:02,475 If you want to do Shakespeare, Shakespearean people have duels. 33 00:03:02,545 --> 00:03:06,481 - Not the women. - It's my ambition to play Hamlet. 34 00:03:06,549 --> 00:03:09,211 Oh, that'll pack 'em in the aisles. 35 00:03:09,285 --> 00:03:11,310 Yes. 36 00:03:13,523 --> 00:03:15,457 Colette. 37 00:03:17,627 --> 00:03:19,288 Lan. 38 00:03:21,164 --> 00:03:23,997 Good. Lauren. 39 00:03:32,041 --> 00:03:35,204 Excellent. 40 00:03:35,278 --> 00:03:37,303 Naomi. 41 00:03:38,748 --> 00:03:41,182 Bitch. 42 00:03:43,386 --> 00:03:45,616 - Lauren. - Hi. 43 00:03:45,688 --> 00:03:49,089 - Have dinner with me tonight. - What? 44 00:03:49,158 --> 00:03:53,094 - Say, "Yes." - George. 45 00:03:53,162 --> 00:03:56,996 - Say, "Yes." - Why are you acting like this? 46 00:03:57,066 --> 00:03:59,796 Because I want to be with you. 47 00:03:59,869 --> 00:04:03,361 Oh, that's nice. 48 00:04:05,541 --> 00:04:08,942 - This is so funny, George. I thought you were gay. - Well, I am. 49 00:04:09,011 --> 00:04:12,174 It's just that I play so many heterosexual roles, 50 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:16,184 I feel I really need to do some serious research. 51 00:04:17,186 --> 00:04:19,177 Mm-hmm. 52 00:04:19,255 --> 00:04:21,189 And just when you think there's no greater depth... 53 00:04:21,257 --> 00:04:23,623 to which an actor could possibly sink. 54 00:04:23,693 --> 00:04:25,820 That's nothin'. Remember Fred? 55 00:04:25,895 --> 00:04:27,829 Fred. 56 00:04:27,897 --> 00:04:29,888 I've got a 50 percent hearing loss in this ear... 57 00:04:29,966 --> 00:04:33,094 from him yelling, "Stella," in bed. 58 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:36,104 I tell you, I swore off actors a year ago. 59 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:39,369 I said if that's the only subspecies of men available, 60 00:04:39,442 --> 00:04:41,808 I'd rather not date at all. 61 00:04:41,878 --> 00:04:44,369 And I haven't, but there are other things. 62 00:04:44,447 --> 00:04:48,543 My work, I perfect my craft. Kor... Korzenowski! 63 00:04:48,618 --> 00:04:51,280 - Yeah. - He's taking students. 64 00:04:51,354 --> 00:04:55,154 - Yeah, but where you gonna get that kind of money? 65 00:05:05,468 --> 00:05:07,459 Who is it? 66 00:05:07,537 --> 00:05:10,904 It's your sister-in-law. Hurry, my feet are falling off. 67 00:05:10,973 --> 00:05:15,603 Well, hi, Shirley. I'm glad you finally... Wait a minute. 68 00:05:15,678 --> 00:05:20,138 Get in front of the camera. 69 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,253 - I knew it. - Come on, Mom. Let me in. 70 00:05:27,323 --> 00:05:30,952 No, we can't afford it. 71 00:05:31,027 --> 00:05:35,088 - Mom, please. Daddy! - Is that my baby? 72 00:05:35,164 --> 00:05:38,031 Yes, but she can't come in. She wants a loan. 73 00:05:38,100 --> 00:05:41,661 Daddy, can I come in, please? Please, please, please? 74 00:05:41,737 --> 00:05:44,501 - Daddy, Daddy? 75 00:05:44,574 --> 00:05:48,135 You don't know she wants money. - Of course she does. 76 00:05:48,211 --> 00:05:51,669 - You don't know that. - That's right, Mom. 77 00:05:51,747 --> 00:05:55,444 Can't I just drop in to see my parents? 78 00:05:58,487 --> 00:06:03,686 Okay, I need $5,000. But it's to study with Korzenowski. 79 00:06:03,759 --> 00:06:06,660 Daddy! Stanislav Korzenowski. 80 00:06:06,729 --> 00:06:08,890 I'll pay you back. 81 00:06:08,965 --> 00:06:11,798 What did you say? What was that? 82 00:06:13,803 --> 00:06:18,968 - I know I owe you some money. - You owe us $32,000. 83 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:21,874 But it's "the Korzenowski." 84 00:06:21,944 --> 00:06:26,438 Lauren, we sent you to Yale, then London and the institute. 85 00:06:26,515 --> 00:06:30,212 You have been at this acting thing for years, and you haven't earned a dime. 86 00:06:30,286 --> 00:06:32,413 You are still working as a salesgirl! 87 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:35,548 - Honey, face it. Maybe it's time... - Daddy! 88 00:06:35,625 --> 00:06:38,321 - Hey, what did you do? - Nothing. 89 00:06:38,394 --> 00:06:40,555 You gave her that money. I can't believe that you did that. 90 00:06:40,630 --> 00:06:43,098 She is our only child. 91 00:06:43,165 --> 00:06:45,633 Oh, Daddy! $5,000! 92 00:06:45,701 --> 00:06:47,635 Thank you, Daddy! 93 00:06:47,703 --> 00:06:49,603 Oh, thank you. 94 00:06:52,842 --> 00:06:55,572 Give me back my fuckin'quarter! Damn! 95 00:06:57,847 --> 00:06:59,872 Well, good luck. 96 00:07:10,293 --> 00:07:14,195 I'm Lauren Ames. There's my application, your board, your pen. 97 00:07:14,263 --> 00:07:17,198 - Thank you. - And my down payment. 98 00:07:17,266 --> 00:07:20,360 Keep that for now. You still have to audition. 99 00:07:20,436 --> 00:07:23,234 - Right. - Sit down. Mr. Korzenowski will call you. 100 00:07:23,306 --> 00:07:24,739 Thank you. 101 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:31,802 La, le, lou, la, le, lou. Ma, me, mi... 102 00:07:31,881 --> 00:07:33,678 You nervous? Sorry. 103 00:07:33,749 --> 00:07:38,083 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. No, it's fine. 104 00:07:38,154 --> 00:07:42,853 I guess we're all a little bit... Don't talk. Right. 105 00:07:42,925 --> 00:07:45,655 Oh, boy, I don't blame you. 106 00:07:46,829 --> 00:07:49,525 This is so intense. Shut up, Weldon. 107 00:07:49,598 --> 00:07:52,396 I'm sorry. Sorry. 108 00:07:52,468 --> 00:07:56,336 Isn't there one fuckin' phone in this whole town that works? 109 00:07:56,405 --> 00:07:58,339 You got a phone I can use? 110 00:08:08,551 --> 00:08:11,952 Yeah, hi. This is Sandy Brozinsky. Who's this? 111 00:08:12,021 --> 00:08:14,854 Howie. Okay, Howie. 112 00:08:14,924 --> 00:08:18,360 I'm holding in my hand this thingee that says you're going to turn off my phone at noon. 113 00:08:18,427 --> 00:08:20,861 Oh, yeah? Well, I want to tell you somethin'. 114 00:08:20,930 --> 00:08:22,864 I just got out of the hospital. 115 00:08:22,932 --> 00:08:25,059 I get home after two months of intensive care, 116 00:08:25,134 --> 00:08:27,500 they wheel me into my building, I open my mailbox, 117 00:08:27,570 --> 00:08:32,007 I find your thingee screaming at me I have 'til 12 noon today... 118 00:08:32,074 --> 00:08:35,669 Hey, no, you listen, you listen! 119 00:08:35,745 --> 00:08:38,908 I just opened the damn thing. I just now laid eyes on it for the first time. 120 00:08:40,182 --> 00:08:42,377 What was I supposed to do, 121 00:08:42,451 --> 00:08:45,818 have them unhook the life-support machine so I could pay my bills? 122 00:08:47,456 --> 00:08:50,323 Oh, really? Yeah, so now I have three... 123 00:08:50,393 --> 00:08:54,420 No, two minutes to write a check and wheel myself down to your office? 124 00:08:54,497 --> 00:08:56,727 Howie, is that the drill? 125 00:08:57,933 --> 00:09:01,266 Lo-lo-lo-lo, lo-lo-lo-lo. 126 00:09:01,337 --> 00:09:04,272 24 hours? 127 00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:06,570 24 big ones? 128 00:09:06,642 --> 00:09:09,008 All right, Howie, you're a prince among men. 129 00:09:09,078 --> 00:09:11,046 I mean it. I want to have your child. 130 00:09:11,113 --> 00:09:13,047 Yeah, bye. 131 00:09:17,119 --> 00:09:21,317 Lo-lo-lo-lo... No, stop! 132 00:09:21,390 --> 00:09:25,724 Please, do not screech at anyone else. 133 00:09:27,797 --> 00:09:31,255 I am trying to prepare for an audition here. Thank you. 134 00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:34,699 Oh, yeah? What for? 135 00:09:34,770 --> 00:09:37,705 A workshop with Stanislav Korzenowski. 136 00:09:37,773 --> 00:09:40,503 Who's that? 137 00:09:40,576 --> 00:09:43,272 Only one of the great geniuses of the theater. 138 00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:45,745 Now if you don't mind... 139 00:09:45,815 --> 00:09:48,875 Hey, maybe I should audition for him too. I'm an actress. 140 00:09:51,754 --> 00:09:54,814 Hey, no, I'm a pro. I bet I'm more of a pro than you. 141 00:09:57,293 --> 00:10:01,957 - Uh-huh. - Well, I just made 2500 bucks doin' a movie. Yeah. 142 00:10:02,031 --> 00:10:05,364 That's where I've seen you. It has been driving me crazy. 143 00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:10,428 - You saw "Ninja Vixens"? - L... must have. 144 00:10:10,506 --> 00:10:13,737 Huh. Well, this acting thing's been goin' pretty good. 145 00:10:13,809 --> 00:10:16,607 I mean, it's all just bullshitting, right? 146 00:10:17,813 --> 00:10:20,748 Actors are just bullshitters who get paid. 147 00:10:20,816 --> 00:10:23,580 Where do I sign up? 148 00:10:23,652 --> 00:10:27,315 Just exactly what do you think you're going to do in there? 149 00:10:27,389 --> 00:10:30,153 I don't know. I'll make something up. 150 00:10:30,226 --> 00:10:34,322 You're going into Stanislav Korzenowski and wing it? 151 00:10:35,865 --> 00:10:39,164 Jesus, you'd think I was gonna go in and pee on him. 152 00:10:40,136 --> 00:10:42,331 Listen to me. 153 00:10:42,404 --> 00:10:46,170 You do not audition for a man of Korzenowski's reputation... 154 00:10:46,242 --> 00:10:48,676 without a prepared classical monologue. 155 00:10:48,744 --> 00:10:50,575 That means Shaw, Ibsen, Shakespeare. 156 00:10:50,646 --> 00:10:54,343 I'm doing Ophelia's mad scene. I'm not waltzing in off the street... 157 00:10:54,416 --> 00:10:57,852 saying, "Gee, I think I want to be an actress." 158 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,718 You know what I bet? 159 00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:03,485 I bet you haven't been laid in about a year. 160 00:11:07,763 --> 00:11:10,994 - Ames, Lauren. - Ah, ah. 161 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:15,230 Yes, I'm coming. I'm... I will be coming... 162 00:11:15,304 --> 00:11:17,932 I'm... I'm ready. 163 00:11:18,007 --> 00:11:20,976 Quickly, Miss Ames. 164 00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:23,511 Have a good mad scene. 165 00:11:23,579 --> 00:11:26,707 It's really great, I just saw it. 166 00:11:26,782 --> 00:11:28,875 Hmm. 167 00:11:55,144 --> 00:12:00,548 I will not only wish you to absorb everything that I say, 168 00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:06,111 I will also wish you to keep notes of everything that I say. 169 00:12:06,188 --> 00:12:10,522 And I will wish to look at those notes. 170 00:12:10,593 --> 00:12:14,893 Now if you say this is like high school, 171 00:12:14,964 --> 00:12:17,125 I do not apologize. 172 00:12:18,467 --> 00:12:20,594 I am an old egotist... 173 00:12:20,669 --> 00:12:24,662 and I want to know that you recorded my ideas. 174 00:12:24,740 --> 00:12:27,538 If you do not, you're gone from the class. 175 00:12:29,345 --> 00:12:32,075 All right, we begin. 176 00:12:32,147 --> 00:12:36,607 We begin with vowel groups. 177 00:12:36,685 --> 00:12:39,586 Vowel groups? 178 00:12:40,155 --> 00:12:42,214 Mr. Weldon, 179 00:12:44,026 --> 00:12:50,431 do you know the difference between a Texas diphthong and a Georgia diphthong? 180 00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,600 Sorry I'm late. 181 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:57,002 They made me fill out all these dumb-ass financial aid forms. 182 00:12:57,072 --> 00:12:58,972 You want 'em? 183 00:12:59,108 --> 00:13:02,839 I cannot believe... I absolutely cannot believe he let her in! 184 00:13:02,911 --> 00:13:05,175 And on scholarship! 185 00:13:05,247 --> 00:13:07,977 I just bet I know what she did as an audition. 186 00:13:09,285 --> 00:13:11,845 The woman has no training, no experience. 187 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,013 I mean, correct me if I'm wrong. 188 00:13:14,089 --> 00:13:16,023 I really thought if you worked at your craft... 189 00:13:16,091 --> 00:13:18,889 maybe, just possibly, you get to work with one of the greats. 190 00:13:18,961 --> 00:13:22,761 It's $2.95, not $295. 191 00:13:22,831 --> 00:13:24,958 I knew that. 192 00:13:27,469 --> 00:13:31,030 Something's seriously wrong with my life. 193 00:13:31,106 --> 00:13:33,870 Excuse me. 194 00:13:35,477 --> 00:13:38,742 - Are you all right? - Better. 195 00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:45,219 - I was just... Who cares? May I help you? - Yeah. 196 00:13:45,287 --> 00:13:49,121 - Have you got something in a pumpkin? - The shade pumpkin? 197 00:13:49,191 --> 00:13:51,159 No, a pumpkin costume. 198 00:13:51,226 --> 00:13:54,787 - Oh. - God, I sound like an idiot. 199 00:13:54,863 --> 00:13:56,922 The reason is that I teach grammar school. 200 00:13:56,999 --> 00:13:59,126 - You're a schoolteacher? - Uh-huh. 201 00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:03,069 - You're not an actor? - God, no, I'd be awful. Why do you ask? 202 00:14:03,138 --> 00:14:07,404 Well, there's just so many actors who come in here. Please go on. 203 00:14:07,476 --> 00:14:09,535 Well, we're putting on a little pageant... 204 00:14:09,611 --> 00:14:11,602 and there's a kid in my class who's very insecure. 205 00:14:11,680 --> 00:14:15,377 The other kids pick on him and his mother doesn't sew, 206 00:14:15,451 --> 00:14:19,444 and I think it would give him such a boost to have the best darn costume in the place. 207 00:14:19,521 --> 00:14:21,955 So I thought a professional costumers... 208 00:14:22,024 --> 00:14:24,959 would have an incredible pumpkin. 209 00:14:25,027 --> 00:14:29,691 But I can't go more than $50 because this is coming out of my own pocket. 210 00:14:32,568 --> 00:14:35,264 I'm really sorry, I don't think we have a pumpkin. 211 00:14:35,337 --> 00:14:38,204 What about a squash? 212 00:14:39,541 --> 00:14:42,601 We don't have any vegetables as such. 213 00:14:42,678 --> 00:14:45,306 I'm sorry. 214 00:14:45,381 --> 00:14:48,873 Well, this is the last place on the list, 215 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:52,648 but I'll just throw something together myself. 216 00:14:52,721 --> 00:14:55,349 I really appreciate your time. Thanks. 217 00:14:55,424 --> 00:14:57,289 Um, listen. 218 00:14:57,359 --> 00:14:59,293 I don't know, maybe someone... 219 00:14:59,361 --> 00:15:02,922 Maybe I could... I've made a lot of my own costumes. 220 00:15:02,998 --> 00:15:05,091 I'm sure it wouldn't be that difficult. 221 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:09,501 If I could help out, I'd... like to. 222 00:15:09,571 --> 00:15:12,301 That would be fabulous. 223 00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:25,610 - I hope you'll forgive me, Lauren. - For what? 224 00:15:25,687 --> 00:15:30,249 - I don't usually lunge at women like that. - Oh. 225 00:15:30,325 --> 00:15:33,317 But you just, uh... 226 00:15:33,395 --> 00:15:36,853 I just had to kiss you. 227 00:15:36,932 --> 00:15:40,026 I really am sorry and I hope that you'll want to see me again. 228 00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:43,538 Oh, where in the world did you come from? 229 00:15:43,605 --> 00:15:45,596 New Mexico originally. 230 00:15:45,674 --> 00:15:47,835 No, no, I mean, 231 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:50,435 how can a man so delightful as you... 232 00:15:50,512 --> 00:15:54,380 be just wandering the streets of New York? 233 00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:57,681 Single, single, yeah. I can't believe it. 234 00:15:57,753 --> 00:15:59,846 Well, that's not by choice. I'd like to be married. 235 00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:05,516 - This isn't happening. - Why not? 236 00:16:05,594 --> 00:16:08,757 Well, there must be something wrong with you. Don't you have any faults? 237 00:16:09,965 --> 00:16:12,092 I smoke. 238 00:16:14,336 --> 00:16:17,533 You smoke? That's it? Call the police! 239 00:16:17,606 --> 00:16:21,098 No, no, no, it's an addiction. 240 00:16:21,176 --> 00:16:24,668 Colton's tobacco. New Mexico's finest. 241 00:16:25,547 --> 00:16:27,947 I hope you don't mind. 242 00:16:28,016 --> 00:16:31,782 Well, I'll struggle through somehow. 243 00:16:33,789 --> 00:16:35,723 Good. Very good, 244 00:16:35,791 --> 00:16:39,124 because I'd like to see you again... 245 00:16:39,194 --> 00:16:41,185 tomorrow night. 246 00:16:44,533 --> 00:16:47,127 Well, yes. 247 00:16:56,745 --> 00:16:59,305 Mmm, thank you. 248 00:16:59,381 --> 00:17:01,315 There. 249 00:17:03,719 --> 00:17:06,119 What's this? 250 00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:10,386 "Oo, ee, oo, ah, oo, ee, ah, oo." 251 00:17:10,459 --> 00:17:12,825 That's what you do in acting class? 252 00:17:12,895 --> 00:17:14,829 - Those are vowel groups. - Mmm. 253 00:17:14,897 --> 00:17:18,958 Sorry, "Wowel groups." 254 00:17:19,034 --> 00:17:23,801 - Ooh, ooh. - I feel the same way. 255 00:17:23,872 --> 00:17:27,239 Will you please kiss me hard on the lips? 256 00:17:29,177 --> 00:17:31,805 That was tender, but tasty. 257 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,280 - Bite my face. - Okay. 258 00:17:34,349 --> 00:17:37,580 - Aaah. - Bite my leg. 259 00:17:37,653 --> 00:17:41,111 Now bite my other leg. 260 00:17:46,929 --> 00:17:49,864 Oh, I'm sorry. 261 00:17:49,932 --> 00:17:53,698 Oh, my. That kind of evening, huh? 262 00:17:56,371 --> 00:18:00,034 Not the kind you're used to. No money changed hands. 263 00:18:04,012 --> 00:18:05,809 Ah-ka. 264 00:18:05,881 --> 00:18:09,373 Ah-ka-wan-ah-ka! 265 00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:13,353 "Ah-ka-wan-ah-ka?" No, no. Reveal. 266 00:18:13,422 --> 00:18:17,381 You have killed your father, you have married your mother. 267 00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:20,292 Now no words, remember. 268 00:18:20,362 --> 00:18:22,296 Now reveal. 269 00:18:24,666 --> 00:18:28,102 Aaah! 270 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:30,661 Rooo! 271 00:18:30,739 --> 00:18:33,435 Here we have a sick sea lion. 272 00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:34,907 Go. 273 00:18:34,977 --> 00:18:37,502 Miss Brozinsky. 274 00:18:37,579 --> 00:18:39,513 Okay. 275 00:18:39,581 --> 00:18:44,348 You will now perform for us, also without words, 276 00:18:44,419 --> 00:18:46,979 Hamlet's soliloquy. 277 00:18:48,023 --> 00:18:49,957 Who's that? 278 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:52,789 Hamlet. 279 00:18:54,229 --> 00:18:57,756 Hamlet. 280 00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:00,734 Shakespeare's tragedy of Hamlet! 281 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:07,298 Ah, well, 282 00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:09,503 for her, we get the comic book, huh? 283 00:19:18,286 --> 00:19:20,754 Taxi! 284 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,166 Hey! 285 00:19:34,236 --> 00:19:38,172 - Oh, that creep Korzenowski is driving me nuts. - Ah. 286 00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:42,370 Ooh! I know what I need. 287 00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:53,247 Oh, God! 288 00:19:53,321 --> 00:19:55,289 Oh, God! 289 00:19:55,357 --> 00:19:57,018 Oh, God! 290 00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:58,787 Oh, God! 291 00:19:58,860 --> 00:20:00,122 Oh, God! 292 00:20:00,195 --> 00:20:04,996 Oh, God. Oh, God! 293 00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,058 Ooh. 294 00:20:13,709 --> 00:20:18,078 To die on the stage... 295 00:20:18,146 --> 00:20:21,809 is perhaps the greatest single challenge... 296 00:20:21,883 --> 00:20:24,147 an actor can face. 297 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:31,592 The audience must know, must absolutely believe... 298 00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:34,652 that the breath, that the very life... 299 00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,960 is going out of your body. 300 00:20:37,032 --> 00:20:39,262 Now... 301 00:20:39,334 --> 00:20:43,600 You! You will die now, please. 302 00:20:43,672 --> 00:20:47,403 No, I don't believe you. 303 00:20:49,277 --> 00:20:52,246 Maintain your focus. 304 00:20:52,314 --> 00:20:56,751 - I don't believe you. Maintain your focus. - Stop, stop, stop it! 305 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:05,322 - Are you all right? - Fine. 306 00:21:08,396 --> 00:21:13,959 Perhaps you would like to die for us now, Miss Ames. 307 00:21:14,035 --> 00:21:17,061 You I think I will shoot. 308 00:21:19,174 --> 00:21:22,473 You will feel the bullet enter your body. 309 00:21:22,544 --> 00:21:25,911 You will lose all muscle control. 310 00:21:25,981 --> 00:21:30,884 You will fall down dead. 311 00:21:30,952 --> 00:21:34,683 Bang. 312 00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:50,630 This can only be the achievement... 313 00:21:50,705 --> 00:21:54,368 of years of training. 314 00:21:54,442 --> 00:21:58,401 No other way would we ever see... 315 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:01,745 so false a performance. 316 00:22:01,817 --> 00:22:05,082 So mechanical, so thought out. 317 00:22:05,153 --> 00:22:09,180 Never for one moment truly felt. 318 00:22:09,257 --> 00:22:14,490 Here, you must reach deep inside yourself. 319 00:22:14,563 --> 00:22:18,624 You must go beyond the safety of what you know. 320 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:21,567 We know you can act, Camille, 321 00:22:21,636 --> 00:22:25,732 but can you be a person of flesh and blood? 322 00:22:25,807 --> 00:22:28,207 - Ah, time. 323 00:22:29,778 --> 00:22:32,110 We die again tomorrow. 324 00:22:32,180 --> 00:22:35,013 And, please, give me your notebooks. 325 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,142 I wish to see them. 326 00:22:41,156 --> 00:22:45,718 - You can't walk there! - Hey, Ed, you want the delivery or not? 327 00:22:45,794 --> 00:22:48,786 The man is a Nazi. 328 00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:55,199 I have never been the dumbest in any class before. 329 00:22:56,671 --> 00:22:59,162 I haven't seen you for nine hours. 330 00:23:01,309 --> 00:23:04,472 Taxi! 331 00:23:06,581 --> 00:23:08,776 Taxi! 332 00:23:10,752 --> 00:23:13,516 - You know what today is? - No. 333 00:23:13,588 --> 00:23:16,250 It's our third-week anniversary. 334 00:23:16,324 --> 00:23:18,292 - Stop on the next corner. - You got it. 335 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,419 I think you need some roses. 336 00:23:20,495 --> 00:23:22,463 Oh, no, you can't afford any more flowers. 337 00:23:22,530 --> 00:23:25,693 - Right here. - No, don't stop. 338 00:23:25,767 --> 00:23:28,565 - No, don't stop. I know what teachers make. - Half a dozen. 339 00:23:28,637 --> 00:23:30,571 Don't stop. 340 00:23:43,685 --> 00:23:46,711 No! Michael! 341 00:23:46,788 --> 00:23:48,619 No! 342 00:23:48,690 --> 00:23:51,750 A crowd is gathered here. Traffic is backed up for two blocks. 343 00:23:51,826 --> 00:23:55,956 Killed in the explosion are Lee Veran, the owner of the flower shop... 344 00:23:56,031 --> 00:24:00,331 and Michael Santers, a teacher at Holmes Elementary School. 345 00:24:00,402 --> 00:24:03,838 Two terrorist groups have claimed responsibility for the blast. 346 00:24:03,905 --> 00:24:05,964 It's all right, Miss Ames. 347 00:24:06,041 --> 00:24:09,340 We've got a positive I.D. From his wallet. 348 00:24:09,411 --> 00:24:11,675 You don't have to see him. 349 00:24:11,746 --> 00:24:13,839 I want to see him. 350 00:24:21,256 --> 00:24:26,057 I warn you, there's very little left to see. 351 00:24:26,127 --> 00:24:29,688 Particularly in the upper body region. 352 00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:34,235 I want to see him. 353 00:24:34,302 --> 00:24:38,261 I'm very sorry you feel a need to do this. 354 00:24:38,340 --> 00:24:40,900 Just leave me alone with him, please. 355 00:24:57,125 --> 00:25:01,528 - What are you doing here? 356 00:25:01,596 --> 00:25:04,724 - Me! What the fuck are you doing here? - I beg your pardon. 357 00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:07,529 - I am in mourning. - Well, so am I! 358 00:25:07,602 --> 00:25:11,595 - For my lover. - Well, so am I! 359 00:25:14,275 --> 00:25:16,436 - Who? - Michael Santers. 360 00:25:16,511 --> 00:25:21,642 - Aaah! No, no, you little witch! - You didn't know him! 361 00:25:21,716 --> 00:25:27,518 - Oh, he loved me. - How could you lie? Get out of here right now! 362 00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:30,615 Aaah! 363 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:33,286 I'm gonna break every bone in your body! 364 00:25:33,361 --> 00:25:35,693 - No, you aren't. - Yes, I am! 365 00:25:37,999 --> 00:25:40,866 How dare you! How dare you! 366 00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:45,098 He loved me. He loved me! 367 00:25:45,173 --> 00:25:49,872 - Oh, loved you? Loved you! - You're damn right he did! 368 00:25:49,944 --> 00:25:52,879 - Oh, that's obscene. - No, that's reality, baby. 369 00:25:52,947 --> 00:25:55,609 'Cause no way did that guy give a shit about you! 370 00:25:57,152 --> 00:25:59,245 I refuse to believe for one second... 371 00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:01,481 that he would lower himself. 372 00:26:01,556 --> 00:26:05,424 Oh, he lowered himself, all right. 373 00:26:05,493 --> 00:26:09,896 This is all a lie. You are psychotic. Yes, that's right. 374 00:26:09,964 --> 00:26:13,127 I've known from the first time I saw you sleaze into that office. 375 00:26:13,201 --> 00:26:14,998 You lied to that phone man, 376 00:26:15,070 --> 00:26:18,198 you lied your way into the class and you're lying now. 377 00:26:18,273 --> 00:26:21,333 I'll get you for this! 378 00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:24,071 No! 379 00:26:24,145 --> 00:26:26,477 - Aaah! - Aaah! 380 00:26:46,401 --> 00:26:49,598 Well, what the hell? 381 00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:52,435 - Well, that's not his... - No way. Look at that. 382 00:26:52,507 --> 00:26:56,409 - It's too small. - It's a fuckin' pencil. 383 00:26:56,478 --> 00:27:00,141 - Where's the appendix scar? - And that little mole? 384 00:27:00,215 --> 00:27:05,084 - Aah! - It's somebody else! He's alive! 385 00:27:08,022 --> 00:27:10,456 Thank you. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 386 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:13,323 - This was my idea. - I don't care, I'm going to handle this. 387 00:27:13,394 --> 00:27:15,521 You don't have the dimmest, dullest notion how to handle this. 388 00:27:15,597 --> 00:27:18,430 You can't just walk in and bluntly announce this kind of thing. 389 00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,434 Thing, thing. What kind of thing are you talking about? 390 00:27:20,502 --> 00:27:23,403 You can't even say it. You sure as hell can't tell them. 391 00:27:23,471 --> 00:27:26,770 And just what do you think the response is going to be when you do? 392 00:27:30,044 --> 00:27:32,774 You suggest... 393 00:27:32,847 --> 00:27:34,815 You suggest! 394 00:27:38,586 --> 00:27:43,387 You suggest that on the basis of this little nugget of testimony... 395 00:27:43,458 --> 00:27:47,861 we spend tax dollars on an investigation? 396 00:27:47,929 --> 00:27:50,295 Have you been listening to us? 397 00:27:50,365 --> 00:27:54,392 The man in the morgue could not possibly be Michael Santers. 398 00:27:54,469 --> 00:27:58,098 All you have to do is look at his... 399 00:27:58,173 --> 00:28:00,539 If you were to look... 400 00:28:00,608 --> 00:28:03,008 in the region... 401 00:28:03,077 --> 00:28:06,103 If you were to look down. 402 00:28:08,883 --> 00:28:13,217 Michael was not a guy other guys would have made fun of in a locker room, okay? 403 00:28:13,288 --> 00:28:15,688 I think he's got the big picture now. 404 00:28:15,757 --> 00:28:19,090 Well, I don't think he does. 405 00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,390 This guy in the morgue... whoever he is... 406 00:28:21,462 --> 00:28:24,556 he's got, uh... 407 00:28:24,632 --> 00:28:28,398 Does the phrase "needle dick," 408 00:28:28,469 --> 00:28:31,495 "the bug fucker" mean anything to you? 409 00:28:31,573 --> 00:28:33,040 Aah! 410 00:28:33,107 --> 00:28:37,100 - I beg your pardon! - Now get out of here and don't come back. 411 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:41,310 The model of tact and decorum. 412 00:28:41,382 --> 00:28:45,819 - He wasn't gonna help us. - Well, of course not! You sounded insane. 413 00:28:45,887 --> 00:28:49,084 Oh, it is insane. 414 00:28:49,157 --> 00:28:51,216 If he's alive, where is he? 415 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:53,817 He's probably back at my house wondering where the hell I am. 416 00:28:53,895 --> 00:28:56,762 - Taxi! - Your house? 417 00:28:56,831 --> 00:29:00,733 - Taxi! - Wait a minute. 418 00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:03,168 Taxi! 419 00:29:03,238 --> 00:29:05,934 I don't believe for one minute that he's at your apartment. 420 00:29:06,007 --> 00:29:07,907 Oh, boy, are you gonna shit cement! 421 00:29:07,976 --> 00:29:11,036 Taxi! Taxi! 422 00:29:11,112 --> 00:29:14,411 If Michael is anywhere, I assure you he is at my place. 423 00:29:14,482 --> 00:29:18,350 - Taxi, taxi! - Oh, you believe that? 424 00:29:18,419 --> 00:29:21,149 I believe that he loved me, 425 00:29:21,222 --> 00:29:24,988 that he barely knew you and you're fantasizing a relationship... 426 00:29:25,059 --> 00:29:28,654 - that is probably an isolated drunken encounter. - Isolated! 427 00:29:28,730 --> 00:29:31,790 Isolated? This girl does not have one-night stands. 428 00:29:31,866 --> 00:29:35,461 Every guy I have slept with, and we are way into double digits here, 429 00:29:35,536 --> 00:29:37,527 has come back for more. 430 00:29:37,605 --> 00:29:40,073 Every single one! 431 00:29:40,141 --> 00:29:42,132 You want to hit me, right? 432 00:29:42,210 --> 00:29:44,576 Okay, okay, give it a try. Let's go, let's go. 433 00:29:44,646 --> 00:29:48,207 Ha, ha, ha. Bob and weave, honey. 434 00:29:48,283 --> 00:29:50,513 Who dresses you anyway? 435 00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:54,955 Stand still, you little son of a bitch. 436 00:29:55,023 --> 00:29:57,992 I'm gonna bash your little WASP brains out! 437 00:30:01,095 --> 00:30:03,655 Talk about dingbats. 438 00:30:03,731 --> 00:30:05,790 They'll lead us right to him. 439 00:30:09,003 --> 00:30:12,530 - Nine years of ballet! - You're too weird to hit. 440 00:30:12,607 --> 00:30:15,041 - Taxi! - Taxi! 441 00:30:15,109 --> 00:30:18,078 Now wait just a minute. 442 00:30:18,146 --> 00:30:20,114 All right, all right. Okay, okay. 443 00:30:20,181 --> 00:30:22,911 You insist Michael is at your apartment. I think he's at mine. 444 00:30:22,984 --> 00:30:26,886 So we'll go to both. If he's at your place, which I doubt, 445 00:30:26,954 --> 00:30:29,081 then I will tell him good-bye and good riddance. 446 00:30:29,157 --> 00:30:31,352 If on the other hand he's at mine, 447 00:30:31,426 --> 00:30:34,953 you will find yourself a nice biker and compare tattoos. 448 00:30:43,705 --> 00:30:45,832 Oh! 449 00:30:45,907 --> 00:30:47,898 You see, he's here. 450 00:30:47,975 --> 00:30:50,671 Now don't make a scene. Try to be adult about this. 451 00:30:58,786 --> 00:31:02,882 - Oh, my God. - Relax, it's just thieves. 452 00:31:02,957 --> 00:31:05,357 Russian thieves? 453 00:31:06,427 --> 00:31:09,658 He was here. 454 00:31:11,232 --> 00:31:14,497 - Colton's? - They're looking for Michael. 455 00:31:14,569 --> 00:31:16,662 - Let me see. 456 00:31:27,181 --> 00:31:30,344 Hi, Mrs. Hardy. 457 00:31:31,519 --> 00:31:33,646 - Now who are these morons? - I don't know. 458 00:31:33,721 --> 00:31:36,383 Stop! Come back! 459 00:31:39,293 --> 00:31:42,660 Oh, God. Oh, my. 460 00:31:42,730 --> 00:31:44,664 Come on! 461 00:32:56,037 --> 00:32:58,733 Mr. Atkins, these girls are bimbos. They know nothing. 462 00:32:58,806 --> 00:33:01,707 - What do we want them for? - They know he survived. They may know where he is. 463 00:33:01,776 --> 00:33:03,971 We gotta get back on the trail. So we're gonna cover... 464 00:33:04,045 --> 00:33:06,275 every airport, every bus depot, 465 00:33:06,347 --> 00:33:08,747 every train station, every car rental out of this city. 466 00:33:15,923 --> 00:33:19,450 Oh, God. God. 467 00:33:26,467 --> 00:33:30,198 Well, so much for your apartment. You want to try mine? 468 00:33:36,244 --> 00:33:38,712 They've been here. 469 00:33:38,779 --> 00:33:40,974 - Oh, my God. - Wait a minute. 470 00:33:41,048 --> 00:33:43,642 Nobody's been here. This is normal. 471 00:33:43,718 --> 00:33:47,017 - Come on. Geez. - Oh, no. 472 00:33:47,088 --> 00:33:49,113 Michael? 473 00:33:49,190 --> 00:33:52,182 Michael? Michael? 474 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,558 Michael? 475 00:33:54,629 --> 00:33:57,291 - He's not here. - I'm going to find him. 476 00:33:57,365 --> 00:33:59,230 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 477 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:01,291 Where? 478 00:34:01,369 --> 00:34:03,633 Well, he could be hiding, he could be hurt. I don't know, 479 00:34:03,704 --> 00:34:06,696 but I know that he needs me. Now if you'll excuse me. 480 00:34:06,774 --> 00:34:09,607 Where are you gonna look, his apartment? 481 00:34:09,677 --> 00:34:12,339 You think he's gonna be hangin' out at his apartment, someone wants to kill him? 482 00:34:12,413 --> 00:34:15,849 Oh, well, I'm not going to his apartment. 483 00:34:15,917 --> 00:34:18,545 Then where are you going? 484 00:34:18,619 --> 00:34:21,144 Isn't that my business? 485 00:34:21,222 --> 00:34:23,622 Okay, look. Hold it, okay? 486 00:34:23,691 --> 00:34:26,524 All right, you have an idea, you might as well tell me. 487 00:34:26,594 --> 00:34:29,757 And we'll both go, we'll go find him and help him out of this. 488 00:34:29,830 --> 00:34:32,162 And then we'll make him choose. 489 00:34:32,233 --> 00:34:34,724 - Choose? - Yeah. 490 00:34:34,802 --> 00:34:36,997 - Between us? - Yeah. 491 00:34:38,072 --> 00:34:40,199 I doubt that he'll know your name. 492 00:34:40,274 --> 00:34:42,572 Then we're on. 493 00:34:42,643 --> 00:34:45,908 I mean, you're so goddamn sure it's gonna be you, what do you care? 494 00:34:46,747 --> 00:34:49,181 I'm confident, yes. 495 00:34:50,084 --> 00:34:52,245 Well, so am I, so let's go. 496 00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:56,757 - Good. - Oh, wait. I gotta fluff. 497 00:34:58,926 --> 00:35:02,418 Could you fluff a little faster? 498 00:35:02,496 --> 00:35:05,488 - What is that? - I got it off a Christmas tree at Saks. 499 00:35:05,566 --> 00:35:10,026 - You defiled a Christmas tree? - No one saw. 500 00:35:10,104 --> 00:35:12,698 Nothing for the nose? 501 00:35:14,141 --> 00:35:17,076 Oh, Lady Di, explain this to me. 502 00:35:17,144 --> 00:35:19,078 The man is afraid for his life. 503 00:35:19,146 --> 00:35:21,580 - He is not going to stop and buy tobacco. - Oh? 504 00:35:21,649 --> 00:35:25,415 You obviously didn't spend the kind of time with Michael that I did. 505 00:35:25,486 --> 00:35:29,889 - He couldn't last a day without his Colton's. - I knew that. 506 00:35:29,957 --> 00:35:32,619 Uh-huh? Did you also know this is the only place in town that carries it? 507 00:35:32,693 --> 00:35:35,161 - I didn't know. - No, you didn't. 508 00:35:35,229 --> 00:35:38,494 Listen. This time, let me handle this. 509 00:35:38,566 --> 00:35:42,002 Your simplistic exchanges with people become pornographic. 510 00:35:42,069 --> 00:35:45,334 - That is a fucking lie. - Need I say more. 511 00:35:45,406 --> 00:35:47,340 Excuse me, sir. 512 00:35:47,408 --> 00:35:49,899 Yeah, I know the guy. 513 00:35:49,977 --> 00:35:51,877 Have you seen him? Was he here today? 514 00:35:51,946 --> 00:35:56,610 Yeah, maybe... maybe not. 515 00:35:58,019 --> 00:36:00,954 When do you think you might arrive at a decision? 516 00:36:04,158 --> 00:36:07,423 - Over a drink? - Mm-hmm. 517 00:36:07,495 --> 00:36:10,191 Wouldn't you feel better as a person... 518 00:36:10,264 --> 00:36:14,564 just unselfishly helping somebody find out something she really needs to know? 519 00:36:14,635 --> 00:36:18,071 No. How 'bout dinner? 520 00:36:18,139 --> 00:36:21,666 - How 'bout a blow job? - How 'bout a... 521 00:36:21,742 --> 00:36:26,873 - What did you say? - Right here. Right now. Both of us. 522 00:36:26,947 --> 00:36:31,816 Kind of, uh, takin' turns. 523 00:36:31,886 --> 00:36:34,946 He was in here this afternoon. 524 00:36:35,022 --> 00:36:37,786 This afternoon? You sure it was this afternoon? 525 00:36:37,858 --> 00:36:40,691 Yeah, right at my lunch break. 1:00, he bought 10 pouches of Colton's. 526 00:36:40,761 --> 00:36:43,730 - What else? - Nothing. He was kind of in a hurry. 527 00:36:43,798 --> 00:36:46,358 He used the phone and then he ran right out of here. 528 00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:48,664 He used the phone at 1:00? Is that it? 529 00:36:48,736 --> 00:36:51,864 That's all she wrote, baby. 530 00:36:53,307 --> 00:36:55,673 Here or in the back? 531 00:36:56,777 --> 00:37:00,804 I think I can take care of it from here. 532 00:37:00,881 --> 00:37:03,042 Couple of floozies! 533 00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:05,642 Oh, my God. 534 00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:08,985 - That is the most disgusting... - What's your problem now? 535 00:37:09,056 --> 00:37:13,584 Promising sexual favors? That sends us back to the Dark Ages. 536 00:37:13,661 --> 00:37:15,720 It's something you simply do not do! 537 00:37:15,796 --> 00:37:19,061 You do if you're lying. Besides, it worked. 538 00:37:23,170 --> 00:37:25,502 Excuse me, but I must have missed something. 539 00:37:25,573 --> 00:37:27,905 How exactly did it work? We're at a dead end. 540 00:37:27,975 --> 00:37:30,000 - You'll see. - I'll see? 541 00:37:30,077 --> 00:37:32,204 - Howie Rinker, please. - Oh, Howie. 542 00:37:32,279 --> 00:37:34,804 How! San! 543 00:37:34,882 --> 00:37:37,180 Great, how 'bout you? 544 00:37:37,251 --> 00:37:40,220 Yeah? How's your fish? 545 00:37:40,287 --> 00:37:42,585 Uh-huh. What'd the vet say? 546 00:37:42,656 --> 00:37:45,318 - What does a diseased fish... - Stop it, it's in the bag. 547 00:37:45,392 --> 00:37:49,488 Listen, cutey, seeing as how you're my main man over at the phone company, 548 00:37:49,563 --> 00:37:52,691 I wanna ask you just a teensy favor, all right? 549 00:37:52,767 --> 00:37:57,830 Can you tell me what number was called out of Wally Frank Tobacconist at 1:00? 550 00:37:57,905 --> 00:38:02,035 - This afternoon. Yeah, yeah, I'll hold. - This is good. 551 00:38:02,109 --> 00:38:05,875 It's probably one of those guys with polyester pants and hips. 552 00:38:05,946 --> 00:38:08,972 - Yeah, I'm here. - Uh-huh? 553 00:38:09,049 --> 00:38:12,416 - Good boy. - All right. 554 00:38:12,486 --> 00:38:15,114 That's a cab company, right? 555 00:38:15,189 --> 00:38:17,384 Got it. Oh, you're a catch, How. 556 00:38:17,458 --> 00:38:19,688 Our kids are gonna be gorgeous, you know that? 557 00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,729 - See you. - Okay, don't gloat. 558 00:38:22,797 --> 00:38:24,287 Taxi! 559 00:38:35,276 --> 00:38:38,074 Is that all the money you walk around with? 560 00:38:38,145 --> 00:38:42,582 Well, where's yours? I thought you were the working pornographic actress. 561 00:38:42,650 --> 00:38:45,050 I went to the Bahamas. 562 00:38:47,588 --> 00:38:50,216 Hi, can you help me? 563 00:38:50,291 --> 00:38:55,024 I'm such a ditz. I left my tennis racket in one of your cabs today. 564 00:38:55,095 --> 00:38:58,690 I was picked up around 77 th and Broadway, 565 00:38:58,766 --> 00:39:01,735 - at 1:00. - Is there a reward? 566 00:39:01,802 --> 00:39:04,635 - Yes. - No. 567 00:39:04,705 --> 00:39:06,639 Ooh, ah. 568 00:39:08,142 --> 00:39:10,508 What the hell are you gonna do to me, huh? 569 00:39:10,578 --> 00:39:12,569 - What's wrong with you? - Yo! 570 00:39:12,646 --> 00:39:15,740 Dipstick! There's your man. 571 00:39:15,816 --> 00:39:19,252 What? 572 00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:21,811 Your turn. 573 00:39:21,889 --> 00:39:24,858 Oh, no, no, no. 574 00:39:24,925 --> 00:39:28,326 No, I can't talk to him. I went to a private school. 575 00:39:28,395 --> 00:39:31,296 Hey, he looks like a prince. He's gonna love you. 576 00:39:37,938 --> 00:39:39,906 Hi. 577 00:39:39,974 --> 00:39:42,067 I'd like to ask you a few questions... 578 00:39:42,142 --> 00:39:45,805 about a fare you might've had earlier in the day. 579 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:49,680 A very attractive cauca... ca... 580 00:39:51,352 --> 00:39:55,846 Just person will do nicely, won't it? Why differentiate? 581 00:39:55,923 --> 00:40:00,553 You would have picked him up outside a little smoke shop. 582 00:40:02,196 --> 00:40:05,131 Does that ring any bells of any kind? 583 00:40:05,199 --> 00:40:08,862 Whatsoever? Hello? 584 00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:11,370 - Tall dude? - Yes. 585 00:40:11,438 --> 00:40:14,930 - Tweed coat? - Yes, yes, a tweed coat, right. 586 00:40:15,009 --> 00:40:19,537 - I don't remember a thing. - No, no, you just said a tall dude... 587 00:40:19,613 --> 00:40:21,638 I didn't say nothin'. 588 00:40:21,715 --> 00:40:25,344 Oh, come on now. Don't give me a big song and dance. 589 00:40:25,419 --> 00:40:27,546 Oh, no. 590 00:40:33,093 --> 00:40:35,687 Oh, my God. I think he's going to hurt us. 591 00:40:35,763 --> 00:40:37,788 What the hell is the matter with you? 592 00:40:37,865 --> 00:40:40,925 Why should he help us with nothing in it for him? 593 00:40:41,001 --> 00:40:43,162 All right, you tell me. 594 00:40:43,237 --> 00:40:48,174 - What should I do? - You're an actress. Bullshit him. 595 00:40:48,242 --> 00:40:51,678 I don't use my training to tell lies to people. 596 00:40:51,745 --> 00:40:56,944 Well, what do you use it for? It's so simple. 597 00:40:58,185 --> 00:41:02,053 Hey, how'd you like to make a quick 200 bucks? 598 00:41:02,122 --> 00:41:03,384 Say what? 599 00:41:03,457 --> 00:41:07,985 200 bucks, cash, to take us to where you took the guy. 600 00:41:13,801 --> 00:41:15,928 Are you out of your mind? 601 00:41:16,003 --> 00:41:17,971 We don't have 200 dollars. 602 00:41:18,038 --> 00:41:20,905 Ah, chill out, would you? 603 00:41:22,710 --> 00:41:24,439 Where are we? 604 00:41:24,511 --> 00:41:29,005 We've been going for miles, and I haven't seen a single white person on the street. 605 00:41:29,083 --> 00:41:31,950 There's one. Oops, they got him. 606 00:41:32,019 --> 00:41:34,715 That's not funny. 607 00:41:46,633 --> 00:41:49,158 - Oh, my God. - You sure this is it? 608 00:41:51,772 --> 00:41:54,502 Hey, keep your pants on. We're coming right out, all right? 609 00:41:57,144 --> 00:41:59,510 Look, you know and I know... 610 00:41:59,580 --> 00:42:02,606 I'm never gonna get another cab to come out here to Vietnam, cue-ball. 611 00:42:02,683 --> 00:42:05,413 So get real, all right? 612 00:42:05,486 --> 00:42:07,818 All right, I'll give you 300 bucks. 613 00:42:07,888 --> 00:42:10,356 300 bucks just to sit here 'til we get back. 614 00:42:10,424 --> 00:42:15,418 - $300? - You're a real pain in the ass, you know that? 615 00:42:17,231 --> 00:42:20,667 Beyond belief. You're really determined to have us killed, aren't you? 616 00:42:20,734 --> 00:42:22,702 Hey, get over yourself. He's not gonna kill us. 617 00:42:22,770 --> 00:42:26,228 - Oh, why not? - 'Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building. 618 00:42:26,306 --> 00:42:28,069 Oh! 619 00:42:30,644 --> 00:42:33,613 Ooh! Oh! 620 00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,307 Oh, no. 621 00:42:35,382 --> 00:42:37,441 Oh, is that urine on the floor? 622 00:42:37,518 --> 00:42:40,715 - What's a little urine? - Freeze! 623 00:42:40,788 --> 00:42:44,224 Oh, my God, he's just a child. 624 00:42:44,291 --> 00:42:46,156 Well, at least rape's out. 625 00:42:46,226 --> 00:42:48,160 Let me do this. 626 00:42:48,228 --> 00:42:51,459 - Do you really think you should be playing with your daddy's... - Shut up! 627 00:42:51,532 --> 00:42:53,625 Where's your money? Credit cards! 628 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:55,634 Revoked, where do you think? 629 00:42:55,702 --> 00:42:58,694 Your bags, throw them over here. 630 00:42:58,772 --> 00:43:01,366 Oh, I love this bag. 631 00:43:02,776 --> 00:43:06,906 - Aaah! 632 00:43:10,584 --> 00:43:13,018 - I'm not hit. - Oh. 633 00:43:13,087 --> 00:43:16,079 - You! - You little thug! 634 00:43:16,156 --> 00:43:18,181 - I'll be damned. - What? 635 00:43:18,258 --> 00:43:22,786 - It's a fake. Where'd you get this? - Santa. 636 00:43:22,863 --> 00:43:24,888 Oh, yeah? Well, if you want to see another Christmas, 637 00:43:24,965 --> 00:43:26,956 you're gonna have to help us find someone. 638 00:43:33,841 --> 00:43:35,809 Shh. 639 00:43:52,860 --> 00:43:54,851 Come on, man. Stop that. 640 00:43:54,928 --> 00:43:58,989 - This was a mistake. - Not anymore. 641 00:43:59,066 --> 00:44:02,502 Police! You're under arrest! 642 00:44:02,569 --> 00:44:04,662 Don't even think about it! 643 00:44:04,738 --> 00:44:07,866 Don't even fuckin' think about it or I'll blow your fuckin' nuts off. 644 00:44:07,941 --> 00:44:10,569 Do we understand each other? 645 00:44:10,644 --> 00:44:14,740 Okay, turn around! Face the wall. 646 00:44:14,815 --> 00:44:17,249 Do it. Do it! 647 00:44:17,317 --> 00:44:19,342 Do it, do it! 648 00:44:19,419 --> 00:44:21,410 Okay, frisk 'em. 649 00:44:21,488 --> 00:44:24,252 Frisk them? 650 00:44:26,994 --> 00:44:30,054 Damn. Busted by two broads. 651 00:44:30,130 --> 00:44:32,792 Nice buns, boys. You been workin' out? 652 00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,671 Read 'em their rights. 653 00:44:43,744 --> 00:44:49,944 You have the right to remain silent. 654 00:44:50,017 --> 00:44:53,350 'Cause anything you say can... 655 00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:56,446 and will be used against you... 656 00:44:56,523 --> 00:44:58,491 you, ah... 657 00:45:00,727 --> 00:45:04,060 Attorney. You have the right... 658 00:45:04,131 --> 00:45:06,395 to an attorney. 659 00:45:06,466 --> 00:45:09,401 - Shit! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. I heard it, I heard it. 660 00:45:09,469 --> 00:45:12,870 Hey, look. What do you want? You got it, just talk to me. 661 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:15,170 You know, he's right. We could make you a real sweet deal. 662 00:45:15,242 --> 00:45:18,006 Yeah, yeah, yeah, we heard it. 663 00:45:18,078 --> 00:45:20,638 Wait a minute. Maybe they can help us find Santers. 664 00:45:20,714 --> 00:45:25,651 - They don't know Santers. - Michael Santers? He was just here. 665 00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:27,710 He was just here a few hours ago. 666 00:45:27,788 --> 00:45:29,278 Ray fixed him up with a passport. 667 00:45:29,356 --> 00:45:31,688 - Oh, fuck you, Gilroy! - What the fuck you want me to say? 668 00:45:31,758 --> 00:45:35,819 Oh, we're in the phony I.D. Business as well. Ain't that nice? 669 00:45:35,896 --> 00:45:39,332 - What name was the passport under? - I wanna talk to a lawyer. 670 00:45:39,399 --> 00:45:42,857 Oh, yeah? It's gonna be kind of a short conversation. 671 00:45:42,936 --> 00:45:45,496 They'll have to squeegee your brains off the wall. 672 00:45:45,572 --> 00:45:47,233 Yeah. 673 00:45:47,307 --> 00:45:49,537 You, ah... You better tell her the name. 674 00:45:49,610 --> 00:45:53,307 - She's kind of cranky. - Yeah, I got my period. 675 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:55,848 John Strauss. 676 00:45:55,916 --> 00:45:58,612 John Strauss? Where'd he go? 677 00:45:58,685 --> 00:46:00,778 Hey, look. He's leavin' town. That's all I know. 678 00:46:00,854 --> 00:46:03,322 Look, I'm bein' real nice here, huh? 679 00:46:03,390 --> 00:46:07,690 Why don't you be nice and open that box on the table. 680 00:46:07,761 --> 00:46:09,888 Go on. 681 00:46:15,469 --> 00:46:18,233 - Now, look, why don't you just keep it? - You givin'them the money? 682 00:46:18,305 --> 00:46:21,570 - Forget that we ever met. - Are you sick? 683 00:46:21,642 --> 00:46:23,234 - Turn around! - Yeah. 684 00:46:24,811 --> 00:46:27,405 Happy to. 685 00:46:27,481 --> 00:46:31,110 Well, I hate to give it to you, but that was pretty good. 686 00:46:31,184 --> 00:46:33,516 Yes, it was, it was. 687 00:46:37,457 --> 00:46:43,225 Yeah, yeah. Well, a deal's a deal. 688 00:46:43,297 --> 00:46:46,789 And now, my man, we want to go to the airport. 689 00:46:50,037 --> 00:46:52,562 The airport. 690 00:46:54,474 --> 00:46:56,601 They don't give out passenger lists. 691 00:46:56,677 --> 00:46:58,611 You have to be police or F.B.I. 692 00:46:58,679 --> 00:47:02,547 You are such a dip. This is all the F.B.I. We need. 693 00:47:02,616 --> 00:47:05,449 His luggage was totally over the weight limit. 694 00:47:05,519 --> 00:47:09,649 Can you imagine the gall? Trying to bribe an airline official. 695 00:47:09,723 --> 00:47:12,886 He offered me 100 dollars to let it go through. 696 00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:15,359 What a world, I tell ya. 697 00:47:17,130 --> 00:47:20,327 Watch and learn. 698 00:47:21,568 --> 00:47:23,536 Excuse, please. 699 00:47:23,603 --> 00:47:26,504 I was hoping you would to help me. 700 00:47:29,776 --> 00:47:31,835 How do I to say? 701 00:47:31,912 --> 00:47:34,506 You say it quickly. I'm off in three minutes. 702 00:47:35,782 --> 00:47:38,114 My father, he's coming here. 703 00:47:38,185 --> 00:47:41,086 No, I tell you from the beginning. 704 00:47:41,154 --> 00:47:45,420 My name is Anna. This is my sister, Elona. 705 00:47:45,492 --> 00:47:47,858 My half-sister, she does not speak English. 706 00:47:47,928 --> 00:47:51,728 My father, we have not seen him since we was babies. 707 00:47:51,798 --> 00:47:55,825 He send us here in suitcase on train. 708 00:47:55,902 --> 00:47:58,393 We escape, you see? 709 00:47:58,472 --> 00:48:01,999 No, I'm afraid I don't. 710 00:48:02,075 --> 00:48:07,035 Now we get letter. He escape. 711 00:48:07,114 --> 00:48:09,981 He is here, 712 00:48:10,050 --> 00:48:13,577 but we do not know where, we do not know which plane. 713 00:48:13,653 --> 00:48:16,349 Could be any plane. Please, you tell us which plane. 714 00:48:16,423 --> 00:48:19,256 - Please? - Absolutely not. 715 00:48:19,326 --> 00:48:21,794 I'm sorry. 716 00:48:30,570 --> 00:48:34,097 - Papa. - Papa? 717 00:48:42,182 --> 00:48:45,242 That was the single biggest crock... 718 00:48:45,318 --> 00:48:51,018 I've ever had the privilege to hear in my 19 years at this airline. 719 00:48:51,091 --> 00:48:54,026 I think that deserves something. 720 00:48:55,729 --> 00:48:57,424 What was the name? 721 00:48:59,132 --> 00:49:01,100 Strauss. John Strauss. 722 00:49:01,168 --> 00:49:03,898 John Strauss. 723 00:49:06,540 --> 00:49:09,065 - Here we go. - Uh-huh. 724 00:49:09,142 --> 00:49:12,543 Flight 501 to Albuquerque. 725 00:49:12,612 --> 00:49:15,080 - Looks like you just missed him. - Oh, no. 726 00:49:15,148 --> 00:49:19,414 Wait a minute, wait a minute. He took another line through St. Louis and it's delayed. 727 00:49:21,988 --> 00:49:26,516 If I can put you on our flight 225 through Kansas City, you can beat him. 728 00:49:26,593 --> 00:49:28,584 But it's leaving in one minute. 729 00:49:28,662 --> 00:49:31,631 - You get the tickets, I'll hold the plane. - Oh, good, good. 730 00:49:31,698 --> 00:49:34,292 Two tickets to Albuquerque, please. 731 00:49:34,367 --> 00:49:37,598 The white zone is for loading and unloading of passengers only. 732 00:49:38,505 --> 00:49:41,269 Oh, thank you. 733 00:50:06,299 --> 00:50:08,563 Officer, those men are bad! 734 00:50:08,635 --> 00:50:12,833 Hold it right there! 735 00:50:13,907 --> 00:50:16,341 Come back here! 736 00:50:21,581 --> 00:50:23,549 I swear to you, she'll be here any second. 737 00:50:23,617 --> 00:50:25,642 Her I.V. Got caught in the luggage rack. 738 00:50:25,719 --> 00:50:28,279 Sandy! Where are you? 739 00:50:28,355 --> 00:50:31,017 She's a sick woman. She's gotta get on this plane. 740 00:50:31,091 --> 00:50:33,855 There's a kidney in Kansas City that's not getting any fresher. 741 00:50:33,927 --> 00:50:35,758 - Sandy! - Ah! 742 00:50:35,829 --> 00:50:38,889 Excuse me, please. Sandy! 743 00:50:41,701 --> 00:50:43,328 Anyone care for some money? 744 00:50:51,144 --> 00:50:53,578 Oh, my God! 745 00:51:00,620 --> 00:51:01,917 Albuquerque! 746 00:51:01,988 --> 00:51:04,957 Thanks. 747 00:51:09,229 --> 00:51:11,390 I gotta get on that plane! 748 00:51:52,672 --> 00:51:57,234 - Want to apprehend? No, we'll pick up surveillance. 749 00:51:58,778 --> 00:52:02,578 I had this old Cadillac. 750 00:52:02,649 --> 00:52:04,981 Oh, my God, there they are. 751 00:52:06,319 --> 00:52:08,253 Look. 752 00:52:11,257 --> 00:52:13,384 Come on. 753 00:52:13,460 --> 00:52:15,724 Hey, hey, hey. Where you gals goin' off to? 754 00:52:20,066 --> 00:52:21,931 Panansky! 755 00:52:22,002 --> 00:52:24,095 Bobby, this way! 756 00:52:29,109 --> 00:52:31,543 Ow! 757 00:52:40,520 --> 00:52:43,250 Aaah! 758 00:52:51,765 --> 00:52:54,359 Hey, buddy. Where do you think you're... 759 00:53:02,075 --> 00:53:04,066 Throw something. 760 00:53:12,318 --> 00:53:14,309 Go! 761 00:53:22,028 --> 00:53:24,189 And I thought coach was bad. 762 00:53:32,739 --> 00:53:35,640 Panansky! Panansky! 763 00:53:35,709 --> 00:53:38,075 Excuse me. 764 00:53:38,144 --> 00:53:42,478 - Sir, has flight 501 arrived? - Yes, ma'am, right there. 765 00:53:43,683 --> 00:53:45,674 Panansky! 766 00:53:51,891 --> 00:53:54,655 Where's he going? 767 00:53:54,728 --> 00:53:57,959 No, no, ladies. You know better than this. 768 00:53:58,031 --> 00:54:00,932 - You're right, of course. Thanks for your help. - That way. 769 00:54:01,000 --> 00:54:04,436 Panansky! Where the hell have you been? 770 00:54:07,607 --> 00:54:09,768 - Ah! - Michael! 771 00:54:12,479 --> 00:54:15,073 Wait! No, no, wait. 772 00:54:15,148 --> 00:54:17,275 No, no. 773 00:54:17,350 --> 00:54:19,580 - Bike! - Yes, okay. 774 00:54:29,162 --> 00:54:31,187 Hey, stop! 775 00:54:31,264 --> 00:54:33,596 Go through that next light. Go through the yellow! 776 00:54:57,490 --> 00:54:59,617 You can take the bike back. 777 00:54:59,692 --> 00:55:04,026 Michael and I will be spending the night in that motel we passed. 778 00:55:04,097 --> 00:55:08,193 Dream on. We'll be on a plane to Hawaii. 779 00:55:13,540 --> 00:55:16,805 - I can't believe it. - He's really in there. 780 00:55:16,876 --> 00:55:19,401 Yeah. 781 00:55:19,479 --> 00:55:24,007 - What's the matter, you afraid? - Why should I be? 782 00:55:26,586 --> 00:55:29,146 Then why don't you go rushing into his arms, huh? 783 00:55:29,222 --> 00:55:32,350 Well, why don't you? 784 00:55:32,425 --> 00:55:35,394 It's a long way to come to get bad news. 785 00:55:35,461 --> 00:55:37,395 Yeah. 786 00:55:37,463 --> 00:55:39,954 Well. 787 00:55:44,437 --> 00:55:46,667 Oh, God. 788 00:55:46,739 --> 00:55:48,900 Oh, I know. Let me see. 789 00:55:48,975 --> 00:55:50,966 Rat woman. 790 00:55:51,044 --> 00:55:52,978 Oh, it's not that bad. 791 00:55:53,046 --> 00:55:57,506 - Oh, no. Oh, Christ. - Could we share the mirror? What is it? 792 00:55:57,584 --> 00:56:00,917 - I would be getting a zit. - I don't see anything. 793 00:56:00,987 --> 00:56:03,217 - There's nothing there. - No? 794 00:56:03,289 --> 00:56:05,257 No. You're worse than I am. 795 00:56:05,325 --> 00:56:08,954 - At least you have eyelashes. - What do you want? You're a natural blonde. 796 00:56:09,028 --> 00:56:13,465 - You tan. You make me sick! - Natural? You think this is natural? 797 00:56:13,533 --> 00:56:16,161 - My dear, you too can have this color. - No shit? It looks great. 798 00:56:16,236 --> 00:56:19,137 - Thanks. It's a rinse with a cellophane toner. - Yeah? 799 00:56:19,205 --> 00:56:20,069 - Want a Tic Tac? - Yeah. 800 00:56:20,139 --> 00:56:21,970 L... 801 00:56:30,083 --> 00:56:33,917 Well, I'd say, "Good luck," but... 802 00:56:33,987 --> 00:56:36,182 Yeah. 803 00:56:36,256 --> 00:56:39,316 - Whatever. - Yeah, whatever. 804 00:56:49,302 --> 00:56:51,463 Hello. 805 00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:55,303 Michael, no! 806 00:56:56,376 --> 00:56:59,277 You? 807 00:56:59,345 --> 00:57:02,610 - Aaah! 808 00:57:09,088 --> 00:57:11,613 - Michael! - Michael! 809 00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:16,624 - He's all right. - Oh. 810 00:57:16,696 --> 00:57:18,994 Let's get him out of here. 811 00:57:24,804 --> 00:57:27,068 - Michael! - Michael! 812 00:57:27,140 --> 00:57:29,574 - Oh! - Oh! Oh! 813 00:57:29,642 --> 00:57:32,543 You're okay. It's just a bump. 814 00:57:32,612 --> 00:57:35,137 - Yeah. - My God. 815 00:57:35,214 --> 00:57:37,307 - Michael! - Michael! 816 00:57:37,383 --> 00:57:39,317 I feel we are entitled to an explanation. 817 00:57:39,385 --> 00:57:41,319 What is your relationship with this woman? 818 00:57:41,387 --> 00:57:44,151 - Did you make it with her? - Do you even know this person? 819 00:57:44,223 --> 00:57:46,714 - That's why you're here? - Yeah. 820 00:57:46,793 --> 00:57:50,729 - I know you're in trouble, but I'd like to discuss this. - Right now! 821 00:57:50,797 --> 00:57:54,255 - Wait a minute. - Oh, please! 822 00:57:54,334 --> 00:57:56,325 Oh, Michael! Here, darling, let me help you up. 823 00:57:56,402 --> 00:57:58,734 - Ow! - Oh! Easy! 824 00:57:58,805 --> 00:58:01,569 - You mean you did this on your own? - Yeah. 825 00:58:01,641 --> 00:58:04,303 There's nobody with you? 826 00:58:04,377 --> 00:58:06,845 - No. - He changed the subject. 827 00:58:06,913 --> 00:58:09,404 - You see how he did that? - Yes, you did. 828 00:58:09,482 --> 00:58:12,645 There's an issue at stake. You're not getting out of it. 829 00:58:12,719 --> 00:58:14,653 How did you follow me here? 830 00:58:14,721 --> 00:58:17,747 L... Well, we knew you weren't dead at the morgue. 831 00:58:17,824 --> 00:58:20,122 And you told them? 832 00:58:20,193 --> 00:58:22,127 - Well, of course we told them. - Shit! 833 00:58:22,195 --> 00:58:23,822 - Bad idea, huh? - Wait a minute. 834 00:58:23,896 --> 00:58:25,989 You wanted to be dead? 835 00:58:26,065 --> 00:58:28,898 It would have been useful. 836 00:58:32,105 --> 00:58:36,371 Russell, abort the rendezvous. There's a chopper out there, and this could be trouble. 837 00:58:36,442 --> 00:58:38,376 Get outta here. I'll meet you in Tres Crucas. 838 00:58:38,444 --> 00:58:40,844 Screw 'em. You got the stuff. - We don't have the advantage. 839 00:58:40,913 --> 00:58:43,473 I'll meet you in Tres Crucas. Acknowledge. 840 00:58:43,549 --> 00:58:46,712 You're the boss. Over and out. Let's go. 841 00:58:52,058 --> 00:58:54,891 You're not a schoolteacher, are you, Michael? 842 00:58:54,961 --> 00:58:58,158 Michael, what's goin' on? What's in Tres Crucas? 843 00:58:58,231 --> 00:59:00,665 I'm sorry you heard that. 844 00:59:00,733 --> 00:59:03,361 Who cares what I heard! What was I to you? 845 00:59:03,436 --> 00:59:05,529 What was I? 846 00:59:05,605 --> 00:59:08,199 Convenient, 847 00:59:08,274 --> 00:59:11,903 moderately enjoyable, 848 00:59:11,978 --> 00:59:14,003 largely forgettable, 849 00:59:14,080 --> 00:59:18,107 and a lesson to me not to leave loose ends. 850 00:59:39,739 --> 00:59:44,005 Oh, I can't go on. I don't want to go on. 851 00:59:44,077 --> 00:59:46,511 Oh! Mother told me about men like this! 852 00:59:46,579 --> 00:59:49,173 I hate it when she's right! 853 00:59:49,248 --> 00:59:52,183 Oh! "Loose ends"! 854 00:59:52,251 --> 00:59:55,687 That's all I was to him? A "loose end"! 855 00:59:55,755 --> 00:59:58,019 What are you doing worrying about your love life goin' to shit? 856 00:59:58,091 --> 01:00:00,025 We're gonna die! 857 01:00:00,093 --> 01:00:02,527 That's comforting. 858 01:00:06,866 --> 01:00:09,198 Who the hell are they? 859 01:00:09,268 --> 01:00:12,237 How am I supposed to know? He's after Michael. 860 01:00:13,873 --> 01:00:16,706 They're the good guys! 861 01:00:16,776 --> 01:00:19,745 Help us! Down here, please! 862 01:00:19,812 --> 01:00:22,975 Down here! 863 01:00:23,049 --> 01:00:24,983 Get into the light! 864 01:00:25,051 --> 01:00:27,713 He won't go for us if we're in the light! 865 01:00:27,787 --> 01:00:32,224 It won't hold still! It's moving too fast! 866 01:00:35,862 --> 01:00:39,229 Come on, Sandy! 867 01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:49,401 Hurry! 868 01:00:57,216 --> 01:00:59,446 He's gonna cut us up! 869 01:00:59,519 --> 01:01:01,783 I'll get you! I'll get you! 870 01:01:17,069 --> 01:01:19,867 Come on! 871 01:01:19,939 --> 01:01:24,171 Looks like these ends are gonna stay loose a little longer, ya big shithead! 872 01:01:27,146 --> 01:01:30,206 Come on down here! 873 01:01:40,927 --> 01:01:43,259 Hello! 874 01:01:43,329 --> 01:01:45,320 Weldon? 875 01:01:45,398 --> 01:01:49,664 Hello! I guess you know Mr. Atkins. 876 01:01:49,735 --> 01:01:54,672 - Oh, my God! - No! It's all right! 877 01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:56,799 We're C.I.A. 878 01:01:56,876 --> 01:01:59,606 C.I.A.? 879 01:01:59,812 --> 01:02:02,713 Um, can I offer you ladies coffee or, um, a Coke? 880 01:02:02,782 --> 01:02:05,774 Weldon! What is going on? 881 01:02:05,851 --> 01:02:09,753 L... I'm not authorized to debrief you... 882 01:02:09,822 --> 01:02:13,485 You're not authorized to debrief me? 883 01:02:13,559 --> 01:02:19,122 After I saved you from being throttled? Weldon. 884 01:02:19,198 --> 01:02:23,601 Who is Michael Santers? 885 01:02:25,972 --> 01:02:28,406 He was one of our best. 886 01:02:28,474 --> 01:02:32,069 Very high clearance. Access to everything. 887 01:02:32,144 --> 01:02:35,910 And then we began to suspect that he was a double agent... 888 01:02:35,982 --> 01:02:37,973 working for Korzenowski. 889 01:02:38,050 --> 01:02:40,712 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 890 01:02:40,786 --> 01:02:43,050 Korzenowski, our teacher? 891 01:02:43,122 --> 01:02:45,147 Our teacher and, I'm sorry to tell you, 892 01:02:45,224 --> 01:02:47,249 a key undercover man for the Russians. 893 01:02:47,326 --> 01:02:49,260 Oh, please! 894 01:02:49,328 --> 01:02:52,024 The man has a reputation. He was the definitive lear. 895 01:02:52,098 --> 01:02:54,089 He is the definitive KGB. 896 01:02:54,166 --> 01:02:56,726 That's why I was in that class. To see... 897 01:02:56,802 --> 01:02:59,168 if he and Santers were in contact. 898 01:02:59,238 --> 01:03:01,103 And they were? 899 01:03:01,173 --> 01:03:05,269 We still don't know how. I never saw them come within a mile of each other. 900 01:03:05,344 --> 01:03:07,403 But somehow Korzenowski hired him. 901 01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:11,280 What did Michael do? 902 01:03:11,350 --> 01:03:14,911 He stole the prototype of an experimental virus. 903 01:03:14,987 --> 01:03:17,080 It's called Floratoxin. 904 01:03:17,156 --> 01:03:20,683 It's an airborne defoliant. 905 01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:25,993 A few drops destroys all vegetation for hundreds and hundreds of square miles. 906 01:03:26,065 --> 01:03:29,330 Like grass and trees and the whole shot? 907 01:03:29,402 --> 01:03:31,996 As in California. 908 01:03:32,071 --> 01:03:35,404 - Oh, my God. - As in the entire wheat belt. 909 01:03:35,474 --> 01:03:37,442 He would do that? 910 01:03:37,510 --> 01:03:42,607 All he has to do is spill a couple of drops, and the wind'll do the rest. 911 01:03:42,682 --> 01:03:47,415 Don't try to bargain with me. I want $ 20 million cash. 912 01:03:47,486 --> 01:03:50,421 And please don't insult my intelligence by trying to mark it. 913 01:03:50,489 --> 01:03:52,423 All right. 914 01:03:52,491 --> 01:03:55,824 Only it's gonna take a couple of hours. Where are you? 915 01:03:58,297 --> 01:04:00,231 Don't be ridiculous, Weldon. 916 01:04:00,299 --> 01:04:02,233 They're his accomplices! They're professionals! 917 01:04:02,301 --> 01:04:04,769 - Oh, please! - Oh, no, sir. I believe them. 918 01:04:04,837 --> 01:04:08,432 You believe a couple of two-bit actresses tracked down Santers? 919 01:04:08,507 --> 01:04:10,907 - Yes. - It was a rendezvous. They helped him escape. 920 01:04:10,976 --> 01:04:13,376 - I was there. You remember? - Yeah, what did we know? 921 01:04:13,446 --> 01:04:15,744 He was just some guy we happened to be boffing. 922 01:04:15,815 --> 01:04:19,717 Damn it. I don't boff. I have never boffed. 923 01:04:19,785 --> 01:04:23,881 Okay, had sex with. Is that white enough for you? 924 01:04:23,956 --> 01:04:26,925 - Move it! - If you'll just go over their statements. 925 01:04:26,992 --> 01:04:30,223 That's what I intend to do at Fort Morgan in an underground cell... 926 01:04:30,296 --> 01:04:32,287 until we get Santers' whereabouts. 927 01:04:32,365 --> 01:04:34,299 You want to know his whereabouts? 928 01:04:34,367 --> 01:04:36,892 He said he was going to Tres Crucas, New Mexico. 929 01:04:36,969 --> 01:04:40,735 That's a little bit too easy, isn't it? Get in the van! 930 01:04:40,940 --> 01:04:42,805 Okay, okay, here's an idea. 931 01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:45,469 Why don't we all go to Tres Crucas and see if Michael is there? 932 01:04:45,544 --> 01:04:47,569 I'll prove it to you. 933 01:04:47,646 --> 01:04:50,809 I know, I know. Your head hurts, and it's our fault. 934 01:04:50,883 --> 01:04:53,681 I understand that. But if you'd only identified yourself... 935 01:04:53,753 --> 01:04:55,744 Oh, I see. You want me to walk up to enemy operatives... 936 01:04:55,821 --> 01:04:58,585 - Oh, come on. - Who's an enemy operative? 937 01:04:58,657 --> 01:05:03,253 Hey, Steve, why the hell are we slowing down? 938 01:05:05,431 --> 01:05:07,991 Who the hell are you? 939 01:05:11,036 --> 01:05:13,300 Oh, my God! 940 01:05:23,883 --> 01:05:27,717 Some of us who teach, can also do. 941 01:05:27,787 --> 01:05:32,622 - What do you want? - Where is Michael Santers? 942 01:05:32,691 --> 01:05:36,422 Hey, you should know. You're the ones he working for. 943 01:05:36,495 --> 01:05:38,963 - Vasily. - Da. 944 01:05:39,031 --> 01:05:41,966 - Da. 945 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:51,799 This is last time I will ask you. 946 01:05:51,877 --> 01:05:54,869 Where is Michael Santers? 947 01:06:10,429 --> 01:06:12,727 Come on, come on, come on! Let's go! 948 01:06:15,067 --> 01:06:18,503 I think you'll stay. 949 01:06:53,873 --> 01:06:56,808 I never died better, did I, Teach? 950 01:06:56,876 --> 01:06:59,174 Okay, let's go up, real easy. 951 01:06:59,245 --> 01:07:02,976 Uh-huh. Atta boy. Atta boy. 952 01:07:03,048 --> 01:07:06,142 Yeah, you're a good actor, but a lousy shot. 953 01:07:06,218 --> 01:07:08,846 Please, look, look, we can make bargain. 954 01:07:08,921 --> 01:07:11,151 KGB is very generous. 955 01:07:11,223 --> 01:07:13,157 Stop with the KGB! 956 01:07:13,225 --> 01:07:16,160 How dare you defraud the entire New York theater community! 957 01:07:16,228 --> 01:07:18,162 - Lauren. - I've never... Hi. 958 01:07:18,230 --> 01:07:20,664 I've never heard of such behavior! These people are artists... 959 01:07:20,733 --> 01:07:23,167 That's not the hot issue here. 960 01:07:23,235 --> 01:07:25,499 The... No. No. 961 01:07:25,571 --> 01:07:27,937 Okay. Okay, here it comes, Stan. 962 01:07:28,007 --> 01:07:31,408 You're gonna tell us right now what was going on in that class. 963 01:07:31,477 --> 01:07:35,072 Or Sandy's gonna shoot you! 964 01:07:35,147 --> 01:07:38,412 I'll shoot it off, Stan. 965 01:07:41,086 --> 01:07:42,348 We needed couriers. 966 01:07:42,421 --> 01:07:44,218 - How? - Yeah. 967 01:07:44,290 --> 01:07:47,225 Um, your notebooks. 968 01:07:47,293 --> 01:07:50,421 I left microdot for him in yours, 969 01:07:50,496 --> 01:07:53,465 and he sent back reply in yours. 970 01:07:53,532 --> 01:07:57,366 Well, if he stole the toxin for you, why don't you have it? 971 01:08:00,039 --> 01:08:04,635 Ha! He screwed you too. 972 01:08:04,710 --> 01:08:08,578 Da, Da. He screwed me too. 973 01:08:08,647 --> 01:08:13,482 Ladies, I admit I've made a big mistake. 974 01:08:13,552 --> 01:08:16,020 But if you'd just put yourselves in my hands, 975 01:08:16,088 --> 01:08:19,216 you could walk away from here right now with full federal protection. 976 01:08:19,291 --> 01:08:22,021 Complete clearance of all conspiracy charges. 977 01:08:22,094 --> 01:08:27,726 I will give you free acting lessons for life. 978 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:30,200 We'll pay all the expenses you've incurred. 979 01:08:30,269 --> 01:08:33,204 Oh, stop it! The both of you, you're so full of it! 980 01:08:33,272 --> 01:08:36,969 Come on, let's go! It stinks around here. 981 01:08:37,042 --> 01:08:39,306 Thanks for trying. 982 01:08:41,313 --> 01:08:43,372 We'll find you! 983 01:08:43,449 --> 01:08:46,816 Not if the coyotes find you first! 984 01:08:54,393 --> 01:08:56,327 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! 985 01:08:56,395 --> 01:08:59,660 Please! Please! 986 01:08:59,732 --> 01:09:03,862 Blood is on your hand, you putz! 987 01:09:05,204 --> 01:09:08,662 This is the worst day of my life! 988 01:09:08,741 --> 01:09:11,801 Yeah. We're a couple of chumps. 989 01:09:11,877 --> 01:09:14,675 - Oh, we're worse than that! - Okay. Yeah. 990 01:09:14,747 --> 01:09:16,840 I can't believe I didn't see it. 991 01:09:16,915 --> 01:09:20,009 - I am so humiliated! - Yeah, I know. 992 01:09:20,085 --> 01:09:22,815 He hit on us for those notebooks. 993 01:09:22,888 --> 01:09:24,856 Hit on? He got me to pick him up. 994 01:09:24,923 --> 01:09:29,087 Tell me! I attacked him in a Burger King! 995 01:09:29,161 --> 01:09:34,428 I worked all night on his fucking pumpkin costume! 996 01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:37,230 For a mythical student, if you will. 997 01:09:37,302 --> 01:09:39,736 - No? No? - Yes. 998 01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:43,036 Hey, I baked cookies for his entire class. 999 01:09:43,108 --> 01:09:46,009 - Oh, no. - Could you see me baking? 1000 01:09:46,078 --> 01:09:49,809 Icing these little happy faces on every one of'em? 1001 01:09:49,882 --> 01:09:54,615 I paid $5,000 to study with the KGB. The KGB! 1002 01:09:54,687 --> 01:09:58,953 - Oh, my God! - He trashed me much worse than he trashed you. 1003 01:09:59,024 --> 01:10:04,894 - Oh! - Really, "Hamlet"! How am I gonna know "Hamlet"? 1004 01:10:04,963 --> 01:10:08,956 You really should if you're going to be an actress. 1005 01:10:15,074 --> 01:10:19,306 Oh, pardon me. But we can't all of us study... 1006 01:10:19,378 --> 01:10:22,313 at the London School of Shakespearean Weirdness. 1007 01:10:22,381 --> 01:10:26,477 Some of us had to schlepp drinks for a living. 1008 01:10:29,054 --> 01:10:32,785 I'm sorry, Sandy. 1009 01:10:32,858 --> 01:10:36,419 Oh, God. 1010 01:10:36,495 --> 01:10:41,933 So where you wanna go now? 1011 01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:44,935 I don't know. 1012 01:10:45,003 --> 01:10:47,938 They'll be after us. 1013 01:10:48,006 --> 01:10:50,065 But I was thinking. 1014 01:10:50,142 --> 01:10:52,269 Yeah, so was I. 1015 01:10:52,344 --> 01:10:56,804 - What? - That we go find Michael and rip his face off. 1016 01:10:56,882 --> 01:11:00,147 That, and get the toxin back. 1017 01:11:00,219 --> 01:11:03,052 Oh, the hell with the toxin. I just wanna rip his face off! 1018 01:11:03,122 --> 01:11:07,855 No! We need the toxin. We don't want the C.I.A. On our backs all our lives. 1019 01:11:07,926 --> 01:11:11,293 Just so I get to rip his face off. 1020 01:11:11,363 --> 01:11:14,127 I promise, we'll rip his face off. 1021 01:11:14,199 --> 01:11:16,292 After we get the toxin. 1022 01:11:16,368 --> 01:11:19,303 Hey! Hello, honey! Hello! 1023 01:11:19,371 --> 01:11:21,635 No! No! You idiot! 1024 01:11:29,181 --> 01:11:31,809 Hey, Stan. 1025 01:11:31,884 --> 01:11:33,852 What? 1026 01:11:33,919 --> 01:11:37,821 Looks like you're gonna be facing KGB tribunals. 1027 01:11:37,890 --> 01:11:42,259 Unless, of course, you'd like to make an arrangement? 1028 01:11:42,327 --> 01:11:45,922 Would such an arrangement include... 1029 01:11:45,998 --> 01:11:48,933 unlimited expense account? 1030 01:11:49,001 --> 01:11:52,596 Condo on the Potomac? 1031 01:11:52,671 --> 01:11:55,799 Redskins season tickets? 1032 01:11:55,874 --> 01:11:58,900 Huh? 1033 01:12:15,861 --> 01:12:18,125 Ah, nuts! 1034 01:12:18,197 --> 01:12:20,631 Thanks, Humphrey. It was sweet of you. 1035 01:12:20,699 --> 01:12:23,634 It was my pleasure, Lauren. 1036 01:12:23,702 --> 01:12:25,727 Well, 1037 01:12:25,804 --> 01:12:28,136 what should we do first? 1038 01:12:28,207 --> 01:12:32,268 Get a little sushi? Take in a show? 1039 01:12:43,021 --> 01:12:44,955 Now why do they do that? 1040 01:12:45,023 --> 01:12:47,958 Has there ever been one woman in the history of the world... 1041 01:12:48,026 --> 01:12:51,518 who actually said, "Yes, fellows, please take me now." 1042 01:12:51,597 --> 01:12:54,589 For a bed and a bath I'd consider it. 1043 01:12:54,666 --> 01:12:56,600 Bite your tongue. 1044 01:12:56,668 --> 01:13:00,297 Hey, turista! Welcome! 1045 01:13:00,372 --> 01:13:03,967 Hey, you're looking for a guide, right? 1046 01:13:04,042 --> 01:13:09,708 A native Indian to show you the hidden wonders of this great Chicatacawa nation. 1047 01:13:09,781 --> 01:13:12,272 Well, ladies, you have found him. 1048 01:13:12,351 --> 01:13:14,979 Special price. Today only. 1049 01:13:15,053 --> 01:13:17,317 20 dollars. 1050 01:13:17,389 --> 01:13:19,823 I don't want to be the first to break this to you. 1051 01:13:19,892 --> 01:13:21,917 You are not an Indian. 1052 01:13:21,994 --> 01:13:24,053 That's a technicality. 1053 01:13:24,129 --> 01:13:28,395 I been a blood brother to the Chicatacawa since 1968. 1054 01:13:28,467 --> 01:13:30,401 I got a tan. 1055 01:13:30,469 --> 01:13:33,404 What do you want for $20? 1056 01:13:33,472 --> 01:13:35,997 Honey, I'm an actress. 1057 01:13:36,074 --> 01:13:38,008 I love to dress up and pretend, 1058 01:13:38,076 --> 01:13:40,010 and the hat is fabulous, 1059 01:13:40,078 --> 01:13:43,104 but what we need right now is to find a man. 1060 01:13:43,181 --> 01:13:46,617 Well, okay. Not gonna be that great. 1061 01:13:46,685 --> 01:13:48,846 I'm a little bombed. 1062 01:13:48,921 --> 01:13:52,789 - What? - And it's still $20. 1063 01:13:52,858 --> 01:13:55,793 No, no, no, no, no, no. 1064 01:13:55,861 --> 01:13:58,022 We're looking for a specific man. 1065 01:13:58,096 --> 01:14:00,030 So we can kill him. 1066 01:14:00,098 --> 01:14:06,003 Oh, then you need a witness. I'll stand up for you in court. I saw the whole thing. 1067 01:14:06,071 --> 01:14:08,767 It was an accident. The ax slipped outta your hand. 1068 01:14:08,840 --> 01:14:11,775 It's a wonderful scenario. When we find the guy, we're gonna let you know. 1069 01:14:11,843 --> 01:14:17,713 - Thanks. - Find him? Find as in locate? Track down? 1070 01:14:17,783 --> 01:14:20,047 Hey, now we are rollin'. 1071 01:14:20,118 --> 01:14:22,109 We have hit the nail right on the hammer. 1072 01:14:22,187 --> 01:14:25,953 I'm a tracker. That's my vocation: A tracker. 1073 01:14:26,024 --> 01:14:28,356 A guy who tracks down other guys. 1074 01:14:28,427 --> 01:14:30,361 That's my main gig. 1075 01:14:30,429 --> 01:14:32,556 Genuine Indian shit. 1076 01:14:32,631 --> 01:14:34,496 What do you think? 1077 01:14:34,566 --> 01:14:38,502 - He's a bum! - But he might have good instincts. 1078 01:14:38,570 --> 01:14:41,471 Hey, you wanna find this guy or not? 1079 01:14:45,777 --> 01:14:49,008 Aha! Ancient Indian techniques. 1080 01:14:49,081 --> 01:14:51,015 Those could be anybody's. 1081 01:14:51,083 --> 01:14:53,017 Yeah, they could. 1082 01:14:53,085 --> 01:14:57,818 Anybody about 185 pounds, dragging his right leg... 1083 01:14:57,889 --> 01:15:03,521 a little like it's injured, and... 1084 01:15:03,595 --> 01:15:07,429 smoking one hand-rolled Colton's... 1085 01:15:07,499 --> 01:15:10,059 every three minutes. 1086 01:15:10,135 --> 01:15:15,732 Admit it. The man is cool. 1087 01:15:27,452 --> 01:15:30,387 Oh, my God! 1088 01:15:30,455 --> 01:15:35,757 Wow! That is some major ill repute happening there. 1089 01:15:35,827 --> 01:15:39,263 - Come on, let's go. - No! You'll never get past Gert. 1090 01:15:39,331 --> 01:15:42,357 It's customers only. 1091 01:15:42,434 --> 01:15:44,368 Come on, let's get outta here. 1092 01:15:44,436 --> 01:15:47,371 Come on! Hey, let's go, will ya? 1093 01:15:47,439 --> 01:15:49,373 Customers? 1094 01:15:49,441 --> 01:15:51,671 Customers! 1095 01:15:51,743 --> 01:15:54,007 You get his shirt, I'll get his pants. 1096 01:15:54,079 --> 01:15:56,673 Come on, you had your chance at me! 1097 01:15:56,748 --> 01:15:59,114 - Ah, relax. - Oh, I want the hat. 1098 01:16:05,991 --> 01:16:10,428 Who you think you're kiddin', huh? 1099 01:16:10,495 --> 01:16:12,725 How old are you boys? 1100 01:16:12,798 --> 01:16:16,461 13? 14? 1101 01:16:16,535 --> 01:16:18,469 Hell, you're just babies. 1102 01:16:18,537 --> 01:16:21,597 Why, you can't even shave yet. 1103 01:16:21,673 --> 01:16:24,369 Your daddy know you're here? 1104 01:16:24,443 --> 01:16:29,506 Hell, yes. He told us where to come. "Come." Get it? 1105 01:16:29,581 --> 01:16:32,641 Oh! First time. 1106 01:16:32,717 --> 01:16:35,379 Oh... No way! 1107 01:16:35,454 --> 01:16:37,820 It's his first time. 1108 01:16:37,889 --> 01:16:39,823 What'd ya tell her that fer? 1109 01:16:39,891 --> 01:16:41,825 - You chickenshit, huh? - I ain't! I done it plenty! 1110 01:16:41,893 --> 01:16:45,158 - You chickenshit. - You always tell my secrets. I'm gonna get you! 1111 01:16:45,230 --> 01:16:48,358 That ain't no way to act in a whorehouse. 1112 01:16:48,433 --> 01:16:50,663 Be a man. Be a man! 1113 01:16:53,738 --> 01:16:56,536 This is Tina and Maria. 1114 01:16:56,608 --> 01:17:00,203 Have fun. 1115 01:17:02,714 --> 01:17:05,649 Yeah, now tell me how we're gonna get it up. 1116 01:17:21,900 --> 01:17:24,960 - Definitely not. 1117 01:17:27,639 --> 01:17:30,574 Oh, God. 1118 01:17:30,642 --> 01:17:34,442 Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. 1119 01:17:34,513 --> 01:17:36,811 - He's there. - "Oh, God. Oh, God." 1120 01:17:36,882 --> 01:17:39,783 - Won't be long now. - Oh, God. Oh, God. 1121 01:17:39,851 --> 01:17:43,116 - Oh, God! Oh, God! 1122 01:17:43,188 --> 01:17:46,715 Oh... Oh, God! 1123 01:17:46,791 --> 01:17:49,385 - That was it. - He'll be asleep in three seconds. 1124 01:17:49,461 --> 01:17:54,398 Did you ever think you'd be glad men roll over and pass out? 1125 01:18:09,548 --> 01:18:11,482 You've got to... 1126 01:18:14,052 --> 01:18:16,486 Have a nice day. 1127 01:18:18,256 --> 01:18:20,349 - I've come to a definite conclusion. - What's that? 1128 01:18:20,425 --> 01:18:23,292 You can have him. 1129 01:18:25,363 --> 01:18:27,354 Oh, God. 1130 01:18:27,432 --> 01:18:29,423 Hmm? 1131 01:18:56,361 --> 01:19:00,354 Was it good for you too? 1132 01:19:09,975 --> 01:19:11,909 Hey, baby! 1133 01:19:18,250 --> 01:19:20,582 Hey! Ai-yi-yi-yi! 1134 01:19:31,663 --> 01:19:33,597 Help me up! Ooh! 1135 01:19:39,070 --> 01:19:41,664 Oh, you guys are the sweetest, 1136 01:19:41,740 --> 01:19:43,833 most gorgeous creatures! 1137 01:19:43,908 --> 01:19:45,899 You're sweet. 1138 01:19:45,977 --> 01:19:48,411 Yikes! Andale. Andale. 1139 01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:51,040 - We gotta go! - I Vamonos! 1140 01:20:16,341 --> 01:20:18,434 - Wait a minute. - Guys! 1141 01:20:18,510 --> 01:20:20,774 We're not supposed to stop. Why are we stopping? 1142 01:20:20,845 --> 01:20:22,779 No hablo Ingles. 1143 01:20:22,847 --> 01:20:24,781 We have to get to a phone. 1144 01:20:24,849 --> 01:20:27,181 - We have to... - Phone. Phone. 1145 01:20:27,252 --> 01:20:29,186 Oh, my God. What are you doing here? 1146 01:20:29,254 --> 01:20:31,188 Trying to get back to the reservation... 1147 01:20:31,256 --> 01:20:33,781 before one of these guys hits on me for my phone number. 1148 01:20:33,858 --> 01:20:36,122 Oh, come on, you don't look so bad. 1149 01:20:36,194 --> 01:20:39,391 Prints don't work for him. He should stick with solids. 1150 01:20:39,464 --> 01:20:43,332 Wait a minute. Did he say... Phone! 1151 01:20:43,401 --> 01:20:45,369 - Frank! - Leave me alone! 1152 01:20:45,437 --> 01:20:47,405 - Frank, you have to listen! - No, I don't! 1153 01:20:47,472 --> 01:20:50,407 Yes, you do! 1154 01:20:50,475 --> 01:20:53,842 - Ooh, oh, oh! - I'm sorry, Frank. 1155 01:20:53,912 --> 01:20:57,939 - But this is really important. - Just leave me alone. 1156 01:20:58,016 --> 01:21:00,109 - We gotta use your phone. - Forget it! 1157 01:21:00,185 --> 01:21:03,712 You stiff me for $20. You leave me in drag! 1158 01:21:03,788 --> 01:21:06,552 You got some maniac with a knife chasing you! 1159 01:21:06,624 --> 01:21:10,651 These things do not tempt me to want to team up with you. 1160 01:21:10,729 --> 01:21:15,063 What's wrong with my head? - Are you okay? 1161 01:21:15,133 --> 01:21:17,431 No! I think I'm gettin' sober. 1162 01:21:17,502 --> 01:21:19,470 Look! Listen! 1163 01:21:19,537 --> 01:21:21,767 Frank, we're not just jerkin' you around. 1164 01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,775 Some guys are chasing us 'cause one of'em stole a virus... 1165 01:21:24,843 --> 01:21:28,870 that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees for thousands of miles around. 1166 01:21:28,947 --> 01:21:31,609 We stole it back, so now they're trying to kill us. 1167 01:21:31,683 --> 01:21:34,948 The '60s were good to you, weren't they? 1168 01:21:35,019 --> 01:21:37,317 Frank, that's right. 1169 01:21:37,389 --> 01:21:39,323 Think back to the '60s. 1170 01:21:39,391 --> 01:21:42,849 - People did things for each other. - They were wasted. 1171 01:21:42,927 --> 01:21:45,862 Listen, Franky, get us to a telephone, all right? 1172 01:21:45,930 --> 01:21:48,922 I swear, you're gonna be showered with money. 1173 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:51,560 Showered with money. 1174 01:21:56,174 --> 01:21:59,109 Okay, ladies, this is it. 1175 01:21:59,177 --> 01:22:01,611 This is it, Frank? 1176 01:22:01,679 --> 01:22:04,443 It's not exactly the hub of the reservation. 1177 01:22:04,516 --> 01:22:06,780 It's off-season. What do you want? 1178 01:22:06,851 --> 01:22:08,785 We want to use the phone. 1179 01:22:08,853 --> 01:22:10,787 Five minutes. That's it. 1180 01:22:10,855 --> 01:22:13,722 You guys stay more, you'll bring a tornado! 1181 01:22:13,792 --> 01:22:15,726 We have no intention of hanging around. 1182 01:22:15,794 --> 01:22:17,785 Fine! 1183 01:22:17,862 --> 01:22:19,796 I must have that blouse. 1184 01:22:19,864 --> 01:22:21,957 That shirt has my name on it. 1185 01:22:22,033 --> 01:22:23,967 Oh, I love this. 1186 01:22:24,035 --> 01:22:26,663 I wore one of these when I did "Oklahoma." 1187 01:22:26,738 --> 01:22:31,175 That will be cute on you with a little snakeskin belt. 1188 01:22:31,242 --> 01:22:33,369 - That's a good idea. - Hey! 1189 01:22:33,445 --> 01:22:35,709 Just take the blouses. They're on the house. 1190 01:22:35,780 --> 01:22:37,714 You gotta make this phone call. 1191 01:22:37,782 --> 01:22:40,717 Get on the phone, and let's get outta here. 1192 01:22:40,785 --> 01:22:43,720 Who we gonna call? The "New York Times." 1193 01:22:43,788 --> 01:22:45,722 No, we'll call the president. 1194 01:22:45,790 --> 01:22:48,281 That's really a call he's gonna take! 1195 01:22:48,359 --> 01:22:51,522 Hi, we're two struggling actresses saving the world. Get real! 1196 01:22:51,596 --> 01:22:54,565 He was an actor. 1197 01:22:54,632 --> 01:22:57,396 Okay. The F.B.I. 1198 01:22:57,469 --> 01:23:00,199 We're gonna call the F.B.I. 1199 01:23:00,271 --> 01:23:03,001 We're gonna turn this in. We're gonna save our country. 1200 01:23:03,074 --> 01:23:05,440 Do you have a changing room? 1201 01:23:05,510 --> 01:23:08,138 This doesn't work. 1202 01:23:12,116 --> 01:23:15,244 They must have cut me off. 1203 01:23:15,320 --> 01:23:18,289 I owe 'em a little money. 1204 01:23:18,356 --> 01:23:21,917 Don't you know how to deal with those dorks? You don't have to pay them. 1205 01:23:21,993 --> 01:23:25,053 - You don't? - No! 1206 01:23:25,129 --> 01:23:28,189 - What? - No, not that again. 1207 01:23:32,270 --> 01:23:35,899 Frank, how do we get to a phone that works? 1208 01:23:36,040 --> 01:23:40,739 Okay, ladies, this here's Frodo. He'll take good care of you. 1209 01:23:40,812 --> 01:23:45,078 Ride across those hills 'til you come to the edge of a cliff. Don't go off there. 1210 01:23:45,149 --> 01:23:48,312 That's a 700-foot drop. Now, if you do get down, 1211 01:23:48,386 --> 01:23:52,254 you're gonna come to the rattlesnake area. Be careful. 1212 01:23:52,323 --> 01:23:57,283 Take a left at the rattlesnakes, and a dirt road will take you right into the taco stand. 1213 01:23:57,362 --> 01:24:02,163 - They got a phone in there. - It couldn't be a block and a half to the corner store. 1214 01:24:02,233 --> 01:24:06,169 - Not around here. - Hey, Frank, thanks. 1215 01:24:06,237 --> 01:24:08,671 - Okay. All right. - We won't forget you. 1216 01:24:08,740 --> 01:24:10,765 You'll get something out of this. 1217 01:24:10,842 --> 01:24:13,777 Oh, yeah, sure. I'll be showered with money. 1218 01:24:13,845 --> 01:24:15,779 Let's get outta here. 1219 01:24:15,847 --> 01:24:18,782 Wait. I don't have the toxin. Wait a minute. 1220 01:24:18,850 --> 01:24:21,375 Hold on a second. 1221 01:24:25,757 --> 01:24:27,691 - Give me the vial. 1222 01:24:29,093 --> 01:24:31,994 Slowly. 1223 01:24:34,032 --> 01:24:36,967 Let go of me! 1224 01:24:37,035 --> 01:24:39,469 Yah! Get going! 1225 01:24:44,275 --> 01:24:47,802 Whoa! Asshole! Come on! 1226 01:24:47,879 --> 01:24:49,870 Well, of course. 1227 01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:54,017 Russell? Boyd? 1228 01:24:54,085 --> 01:24:56,178 - Where's the other one? - She got away. 1229 01:24:56,254 --> 01:24:58,188 Now you're gonna make yourself useful. 1230 01:24:58,256 --> 01:25:01,020 - I can't drive a stick shift. - Get in the back. 1231 01:25:01,092 --> 01:25:03,026 Oh. 1232 01:25:14,505 --> 01:25:17,531 Let's turn around, okay? 1233 01:25:17,609 --> 01:25:20,806 Let's just go this way. 1234 01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:25,348 Holy shit. 1235 01:25:30,788 --> 01:25:33,348 Go away! 1236 01:25:33,424 --> 01:25:35,756 Frank. 1237 01:25:35,827 --> 01:25:37,886 Go away! 1238 01:25:37,962 --> 01:25:40,362 - What happened? Where's Lauren? - They took her. 1239 01:25:40,431 --> 01:25:43,366 - We gotta go find her. - Oh, no. 1240 01:25:43,434 --> 01:25:46,164 Frank, I can't track her without you! Please, come on! 1241 01:25:46,237 --> 01:25:48,728 You go! I'm busy bleeding! 1242 01:25:48,806 --> 01:25:51,673 - Frank! - You don't give up, do you? 1243 01:25:51,743 --> 01:25:55,179 You think I'm gonna go chasing a pack of psychos for some dumb blonde? 1244 01:25:55,246 --> 01:25:58,181 She's not dumb! And she's not a blonde! 1245 01:25:58,249 --> 01:26:00,183 Well, good luck, lady. 1246 01:26:00,251 --> 01:26:03,186 Frank! Frank. 1247 01:26:08,693 --> 01:26:12,254 Okay. Okay, the truth. 1248 01:26:12,330 --> 01:26:14,264 Lauren and I pulled a bank job. 1249 01:26:14,332 --> 01:26:17,358 Those guys were Feds, and Lauren buried the money. 1250 01:26:17,435 --> 01:26:19,460 Spare me, will ya? 1251 01:26:19,537 --> 01:26:22,529 Well, what about revenge? 1252 01:26:22,607 --> 01:26:24,666 These guys trashed your house. 1253 01:26:24,742 --> 01:26:26,801 I'm insured. No deductible. 1254 01:26:26,878 --> 01:26:30,211 Save your breath. 1255 01:26:30,281 --> 01:26:33,182 I'm running out of bullshit, Frank. 1256 01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:35,185 They're gonna kill her. 1257 01:26:35,253 --> 01:26:37,448 I know it's not your problem, 1258 01:26:37,522 --> 01:26:41,458 but this person and I, we've been through a lot of disgusting things together. 1259 01:26:41,526 --> 01:26:45,394 This person and I are... 1260 01:26:45,463 --> 01:26:49,229 This person's a friend. 1261 01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:54,203 And I don't have that many friends. 1262 01:26:58,476 --> 01:27:00,376 I do. 1263 01:27:14,859 --> 01:27:17,453 Hello, Michael. This is Atkins. 1264 01:27:17,528 --> 01:27:19,962 Hello, Joe. Do you have the money? 1265 01:27:20,031 --> 01:27:22,465 Yep. It's here. 1266 01:27:22,533 --> 01:27:25,502 Fine. Here it is. 1267 01:27:25,570 --> 01:27:30,564 You'll get into the chopper and fly to Mesa Azul Cliffs... 1268 01:27:30,641 --> 01:27:33,576 at the Four Fingers. Don't even think about... 1269 01:27:33,644 --> 01:27:36,636 ground support because I've got lookouts. 1270 01:27:36,714 --> 01:27:40,650 Now, if I see a plane, a tank, a chopper other than your chopper, 1271 01:27:40,718 --> 01:27:44,484 I'll get very nervous, and I'm gonna dump this stuff... 1272 01:27:44,555 --> 01:27:47,991 in the first stiff wind blowing east. You got it? 1273 01:27:48,059 --> 01:27:51,825 You will not land the chopper. 1274 01:27:51,896 --> 01:27:54,490 You'll come level with the mesa, 1275 01:27:54,565 --> 01:28:00,162 and you'll lower the money down to me at 5:00 p.m. Exactly. 1276 01:28:11,582 --> 01:28:15,040 And now you're gonna make the exchange. 1277 01:28:15,119 --> 01:28:18,179 I knew you wouldn't keep your end of the bargain. 1278 01:28:23,261 --> 01:28:26,196 This is your big moment. Don't you want to do it yourself? 1279 01:28:26,264 --> 01:28:29,199 Atkins is a crack shot. 1280 01:28:29,267 --> 01:28:32,930 Like I said, I'm doing the exchange. 1281 01:28:34,772 --> 01:28:37,866 I see somebody. It's Lauren. 1282 01:28:37,942 --> 01:28:40,240 Now how much do you believe them? 1283 01:28:40,311 --> 01:28:44,975 No, don't shoot! Sir! She's being coerced! 1284 01:29:33,598 --> 01:29:36,465 - Will you land this damn thing? - He's trying. 1285 01:29:53,117 --> 01:29:55,984 Throw down the bag. 1286 01:29:56,053 --> 01:29:59,216 - Throw it down. - You'll shoot me. 1287 01:29:59,290 --> 01:30:02,282 I'm really sorry about this. 1288 01:30:25,349 --> 01:30:28,284 Aren't you dead yet? 1289 01:30:28,352 --> 01:30:30,718 Not 'til I play Hamlet. 1290 01:30:35,927 --> 01:30:37,861 Oh, boy! 1291 01:30:37,929 --> 01:30:39,863 - Oh, you came back. - Sure. 1292 01:30:39,931 --> 01:30:42,161 - I can't believe it. - And look at you. 1293 01:30:42,233 --> 01:30:44,167 You made off with the works. 1294 01:30:44,235 --> 01:30:47,762 Yes, I got the toxin, and $20 million. 1295 01:30:47,838 --> 01:30:51,604 Wow! This time I think I'll hold the money. 1296 01:30:51,676 --> 01:30:54,804 - You don't mind. - Look, there's Weldon. 1297 01:30:54,879 --> 01:30:57,143 Maybe we can hitch a ride with those guys. 1298 01:30:57,214 --> 01:30:59,512 Hey, handsome... 1299 01:30:59,583 --> 01:31:01,517 Go! Go! 1300 01:31:01,585 --> 01:31:04,019 Go where? 1301 01:31:22,406 --> 01:31:27,070 I... will never... date... 1302 01:31:27,144 --> 01:31:29,476 a man... again. 1303 01:31:36,587 --> 01:31:40,580 - Sandy. - Getting laid just isn't worth it. 1304 01:31:40,658 --> 01:31:45,027 - Oh, Sandy! 1305 01:31:45,096 --> 01:31:47,189 Get it! 1306 01:31:47,264 --> 01:31:49,198 Get it! 1307 01:31:53,637 --> 01:31:55,662 Pull! 1308 01:31:59,243 --> 01:32:01,177 Pull! 1309 01:32:01,245 --> 01:32:04,180 There is no God. 1310 01:32:10,821 --> 01:32:13,085 Hey, look! Hey, look! 1311 01:32:16,427 --> 01:32:18,952 Yeah, that's good. 1312 01:32:51,295 --> 01:32:53,991 Here. Come on. 1313 01:33:09,580 --> 01:33:12,071 You son of a bitch! 1314 01:33:12,149 --> 01:33:14,344 En garde. 1315 01:33:14,418 --> 01:33:16,477 - Yeah! - Go! 1316 01:33:37,308 --> 01:33:39,902 - Where is it? - I don't have it! 1317 01:33:39,977 --> 01:33:43,913 I have it! Let her go! 1318 01:33:43,981 --> 01:33:46,916 - No! You... 1319 01:33:50,788 --> 01:33:55,020 Shit! 1320 01:33:57,795 --> 01:34:00,059 Ah, nuts! 1321 01:34:51,916 --> 01:34:54,180 Oh! Shit! 1322 01:35:25,382 --> 01:35:28,351 Nine years of ballet, asshole! 1323 01:35:31,055 --> 01:35:33,751 You did it! You did it! 1324 01:35:40,664 --> 01:35:43,633 Yeah, yeah, yeah! 1325 01:36:08,325 --> 01:36:13,627 That is the best Hamlet ever. 1326 01:36:13,697 --> 01:36:16,598 Except for mine. 1327 01:36:19,570 --> 01:36:21,936 Wow! Yeah! 1328 01:36:38,274 --> 01:36:41,641 This is the happiest moment of my life. 1329 01:36:41,711 --> 01:36:43,645 They bought that shit. 1330 01:36:43,713 --> 01:36:48,275 "Shit"? You're calling my Hamlet shit? 1331 01:36:48,351 --> 01:36:51,184 He's a wimp. He can't make up his mind about anything. 1332 01:36:51,254 --> 01:36:54,587 He stands around all night and says, "What'll I do? What'll I do?" 1333 01:36:54,657 --> 01:36:56,591 Give me Romeo or Henry the Fifth. 1334 01:36:56,659 --> 01:36:59,355 - There's a guy I could boff. - "Boff"? 1335 01:36:59,429 --> 01:37:01,522 Oh, we're back to boffing, are we? 1336 01:37:04,367 --> 01:37:08,303 For the last connecting train 1337 01:37:08,371 --> 01:37:12,307 Well, who will you go to 1338 01:37:12,375 --> 01:37:16,607 When there's no one to betray 1339 01:37:16,679 --> 01:37:20,638 And I said, Who will you go to 1340 01:37:20,717 --> 01:37:25,654 When your best friend turns away, hey, hey 1341 01:37:25,722 --> 01:37:27,986 Last time you're gonna let me down 1342 01:37:28,057 --> 01:37:31,322 Last time you're gonna fool around with me 1343 01:37:31,394 --> 01:37:34,329 It's the last time 1344 01:37:34,397 --> 01:37:36,661 Last time you're gonna let me down 1345 01:37:36,733 --> 01:37:39,327 Last time you're gonna fool around with me 1346 01:37:39,402 --> 01:37:42,997 It's the last time, baby 1347 01:37:43,072 --> 01:37:45,006 Last time you're gonna let me down 1348 01:37:45,074 --> 01:37:47,668 Last time you're gonna fool around with me 1349 01:37:47,744 --> 01:37:51,180 It's the last time 1350 01:37:51,247 --> 01:37:53,340 Last time you're gonna let me down 1351 01:37:53,416 --> 01:37:56,681 Last time you're gonna fool around with me 1352 01:37:56,753 --> 01:37:59,017 It's the last time, baby 1353 01:37:59,088 --> 01:38:02,683 There's a garden full of roses 1354 01:38:02,759 --> 01:38:07,025 There's a necklace full of pearls 1355 01:38:07,096 --> 01:38:11,362 You have come to take the roses 1356 01:38:11,434 --> 01:38:15,370 To give to other girls 1357 01:38:15,438 --> 01:38:20,034 Well, I'm just a pretty thing 1358 01:38:20,109 --> 01:38:24,045 You wanted for a day 1359 01:38:24,113 --> 01:38:27,879 There is nothing left between us 1360 01:38:27,951 --> 01:38:33,048 There is nothing left to say, hey, hey 1361 01:38:33,122 --> 01:38:35,386 Last time you're gonna let me down 1362 01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:38,894 Last time you're gonna fool around with me 1363 01:38:41,631 --> 01:38:43,724 Last time you're gonna let me down 1364 01:38:43,800 --> 01:38:46,997 Last time you're gonna fool around with me 1365 01:38:55,578 --> 01:38:59,514 It's the last time 1366 01:39:01,578 --> 01:39:02,514 101724

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