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Resync: Xenzai[NEF]
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Goodbye, little blue planet!
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I feel good - how about you?
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Yeah - I feel pretty good too.
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Hey Lexx, what about you,
you feel good?
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I feel good too, captain -
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and I will feel even better
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when I eat that
little tiny snack
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- ahead of us.
- Good
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Lexx, good,
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yeah.
Well now captain Stanley
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is going off to have himself
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a long overdue very pleasant
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uninterrupted sleep.
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What tiny little snack?
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Who cares?!
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- I do.
- You care
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about Lexx's snacks?
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I'm just curious, that's all.
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You poor lizard.
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OK Lexx,
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let's see the snack
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that you're about to eat.
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It is very small,
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and is crunchy
on the outside,
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- and chewy on the inside.
- See?
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It's a piece of space junk.
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You satisfied?
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Enjoy your snack, Lexx.
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Stan!
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Stan!
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What is it now?
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So, it's a snack
that makes noise.
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I don't think it's just a snack
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that makes noise, Stan.
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It's someone trying
to contact us.
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And you want -?
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Oh Tweedle,
this is a mistake.
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Xev, no matter who it is,
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or what it is, we are not
going back to Earth, OK?
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OK Lexx,
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make contact.
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As you command,
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captain.
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- Hello?
- Yeah yeah yeah, who is it?
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Hello?
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We've been rescued!
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Hey rescue dudes, like, whoa!
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Like what?
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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They took the bait!
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What do you mean,
they took the bait?
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Hello Lexx.
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Sayonara Earth.
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Lexx 4-19 Haley's Comet
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Oh yeah.
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And here,
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is where we eat.
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Lexx - food please.
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Does it contain animal products?
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I don't know, do you count
insects as animals?
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- Yes!
- Well, the Lexx is an insect,
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and this food - if you can
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call it that! -
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is a product of the Lexx, so -
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does that answer your question?
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- It does.
- It's like, totally
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totally bland, but
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I'm like really really hungry,
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so no problemo.
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Is it organic?
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Well, it comes from an organ.
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It comes from -
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a very big organ.
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The Lexx's food organ.
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Yeah, the Lexx makes
all the food we want
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as long as he's had
something to eat himself,
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and since he just ate Holland
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it's like hey, no problemo.
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It reminds me of that food
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they served at that overpriced
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American private school
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that Haley went to in Croydon.
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The Earth is
a dying planet dude,
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that's why we're up here.
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Well that's why
we're up here too.
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Excellent!
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And that's why
we're leaving it.
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- Kyoto, man.
- Globalisation.
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World Trade Organisation.
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No free trade and agriculture.
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The planet is like totally
controlled by evil forces.
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Well hey, I'm with you there.
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Hey, don't stand
so close to the edge,
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that's dangerous!
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Do you guys like sex?
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Yeah!
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Good.
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See - I'm a love slave,
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and I went down to Earth
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so I could find men
to have sex with,
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but it never worked out.
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I think that is because
it's a Type 13 planet
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controlled by evil forces.
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So now we want to find
a new and better planet
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where they have
more sex more often -
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a lot more often.
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That's, like -
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- great.
- Yeah.
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We're trying to get
the message out.
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Will you help us?
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Sure. What message?
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That the big corporations
rule everything.
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We want it to stop.
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And we want reparations
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for the people, all the people.
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The corporations
must be made
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- to pay, dude.
- This may make sense
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to you guys but I have no
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idea what you're talking about.
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OK, OK, check this out -
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Haley's dad is like this
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big rich corporate dude,
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and she has a huge trust fund
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and we used the money
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to pay the Russians
in Kazakhstan,
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you know, Star City,
where they send up
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all the Sputniks and stuff
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to blast us up here into space.
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So we could get
the message to the people.
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It was an old Comet class
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capsule that never got used.
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And we have a laptop
with all the right codes
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for like the TV
satellites and stuff
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but the antenna got
busted on the launch
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or something
so like he we are,
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up in space like
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totally disconnected
from ground control.
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So - just let me see
if I understand this -
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you went up
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into space in that,
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that tin can,
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so that you could broadcast
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a message back to Earth.
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- Exactly.
- OK.
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And you want us
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to help you go back
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so you can do that.
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Dude, you like totally got it!
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Well, we're not gonna do it.
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- Why not?
- Because
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we put the Earth behind us.
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It's a bad planet
and we don't want
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anything ever to do with it.
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What do you mean,
put the Earth behind you?
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I mean, that we are going
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far far away from the Earth,
never to return,
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and with any luck we'll
never even have to think
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- about it ever again.
- But I have to be back
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next week
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for the Earth Fest in Trieste.
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Have you ever been
to Trieste?
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- No.
- I don't understand.
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Where would you live then,
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on the space station?
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- What space station?
- This one.
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Oh no.
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This is not
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a space station.
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This is the Lexx -
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the most powerful force
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of destruction ever built
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in the two universe,
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and I am the captain.
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He is the captain.
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Wow.
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Stan, we haven't gone that far yet.
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Maybe we should just
swing back round to Earth
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- and drop them off.
- Xev, you promised!
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We agreed that we were
never gonna go back there.
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Well, we're probably
still close enough
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to send them back in a moth.
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Yeah? Yeah, we could do that.
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We could do something else.
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- Like what?
- Like bring them with us.
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What do you have in mind?
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Well, maybe we could
just send the guys
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back in a moth, you know?
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Well look, the crew
is unbalanced here,
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we need a couple more females.
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I think it's the girls
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who wanna go back, if anyone.
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We're in no hurry.
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We can just bring them
with us for a while
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and if things work out the way
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captain Stan would like,
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well then great.
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If it doesn't, we can just drop
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them off someplace pleasant -
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or unpleasant, depends
on how they behave.
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Kai, what do you think?
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I think -
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the dead should not intrude
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in the affairs of the living.
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Wow, weird cloth.
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Can you machine wash this,
or do you have
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to take it to the dry cleaners?
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It is made of very small
living structures
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strung together.
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It cleans itself.
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Get your fingers off my man,
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- you evil tramp!
- Excuse me?
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I am a psycically
jealous robot head
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in love with a dead man,
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and I've been watching you
and I can see
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the need
to corpse-cuddle growing
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in your wicked little eyes!
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He's funny.
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Actually no, he's not funny.
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He's an evil and
a dangerous robot head
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and his programming
is totally defective.
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He actually
is in love with Kai,
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so I just recommend that
you stay away from him.
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Stay away from Kai too
because he's dead,
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he's got no interest in women.
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Is that true?
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Yes.
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But now, umm,
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see, if you -
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Now
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this ship
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is really some weird
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secret NASA thing except
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you're not allowed
to tell me the truth, right?
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- No, this actually is the Lexx.
- And you're
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- the captain.
- Yes,
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I'm the captain.
Now I gotta go, OK?
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Dude, I don't believe you.
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Don't believe what?
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You don't exactly look
like a captain.
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I don't look like a captain.
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Come over here.
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Lexx,
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who's your captain?
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You are my one
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and only captain,
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- captain Stan.
- Cool.
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How do you control it?
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Well, like you just saw,
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I've got this key and I just -
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- Just what?
- Jast...
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- Nothing.
- Nothing?
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Dude, get real.
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I said nothing!
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Everything else is on a need
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to know basis,
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and you two
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do not need to know.
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We've got to get them
to broadcast the message.
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That's what this is all about.
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You're right Haley.
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- How are we gonna do it?
- Well,
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we're gonna have
to make 'em like us.
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Like us how?
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Really like us.
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We're gonna have
to put out for them,
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if we expect them
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to perform for us.
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You get the captain, Haley.
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He's like, way over 30!
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And anyway,
how can I, when -
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When what?
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- You and I, you know -
- We what?
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Don't worry.
275
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,994
This is just
a practical thing.
276
00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:57,962
It won't affect you
277
00:11:58,696 --> 00:11:59,898
and me.
278
00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:02,399
We've all gotta make
sacrifices Haley,
279
00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,535
to get the word
out to the people!
280
00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:07,736
I have to ask,
281
00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:09,673
how you ever managed
to get it up with her.
282
00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,341
I just closed my eyes
283
00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:13,810
and thought of the trust fund.
284
00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:23,020
You're dangerous, aren't you?
285
00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:24,655
Yes.
286
00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:27,925
Wow. Is this where you sleep?
287
00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,209
I do not sleep, but I do spend
288
00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:31,836
most of my time
in this cryopod
289
00:12:31,871 --> 00:12:33,429
in a state of
suspended animation
290
00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:35,164
to preserve my protoblood.
291
00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,166
Are you aware of anything
when you're in it?
292
00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,933
No.
293
00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,369
Why aren't you in it now?
294
00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,069
Stan and Xev reanimate me,
295
00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:43,739
when they think they
may need my assistance,
296
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:46,542
such as when they encounter
an unknown craft in space.
297
00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,678
You mean -
298
00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:50,846
like us?
299
00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,451
What do you want, Amber?
300
00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:58,003
I don't know -
301
00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,221
I'm confused.
302
00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:03,723
Confused? She is an evil witch
303
00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,794
who's trying to cast
a spell on my dead man,
304
00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,963
who really wants
to cuddle with my casing,
305
00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:09,598
only he doesn't realise it.
306
00:13:09,798 --> 00:13:11,800
Kai - use your brace
and kill her
307
00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,319
so I don't have to endure
308
00:13:13,354 --> 00:13:14,803
her grating voice any longer!
309
00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:16,522
I will not do that, 790
310
00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:18,206
What is your brace?
311
00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,275
This.
312
00:13:21,276 --> 00:13:22,544
What does it do?
313
00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:23,812
It kills people.
314
00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,713
Have you killed anyone
315
00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:28,113
- with it?
- I was an assassin
316
00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:30,150
with the Divine Order
for 2000 years.
317
00:13:30,618 --> 00:13:32,419
I have killed many people.
318
00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:35,523
Show me how it works.
319
00:13:36,657 --> 00:13:38,692
Show her Kai - by killing her!
320
00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,316
He is not interested in you.
321
00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:04,951
What makes you say that?
322
00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,253
He has not had sex
in over 6000 years
323
00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,088
and has no interest in anyone -
324
00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:10,524
especially stupid tarts
325
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,890
with tacky clothes!
326
00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:13,476
I might be interested in him.
327
00:14:13,511 --> 00:14:15,028
- I won't allow it!
- You won't?
328
00:14:15,128 --> 00:14:17,130
No I will not. Stay far away
329
00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:19,132
- from my man, or -
- Or what?
330
00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,133
Or I'll do whatever I have
331
00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,266
to to stop you.
332
00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:23,969
And what would that be?
333
00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:25,802
I'll run you down!
334
00:14:25,837 --> 00:14:27,137
I'll scramble your programming!
335
00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,241
I'll bite you if I get
the chance! I'll -
336
00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:30,709
I think you're overheating.
337
00:14:32,277 --> 00:14:34,346
But I love him. I love him!
338
00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:35,913
Kai!
339
00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:38,183
I love you, and she's
just a cheap floozy
340
00:14:38,218 --> 00:14:40,419
trying to add you
to her trophy shelf!
341
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,760
I find it hard to love
342
00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:52,597
those who are
destroying the Earth.
343
00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:54,232
Don't worry.
344
00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:56,400
We agreed not
to blow up your planet.
345
00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:59,003
I always knew
you were hot Xev but -
346
00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,706
you're even hotter
in the flesh.
347
00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,841
How did you know I was hot?
348
00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:06,244
I saw you.
349
00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,145
The whole world saw you.
350
00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,081
First on the Internet,
and then on that
351
00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,050
TV show. And now here I am
352
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,985
with you, that's totally cool.
353
00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,703
No - totally hot.
354
00:15:15,738 --> 00:15:17,387
Red hot - which
355
00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,120
you are.
356
00:15:19,155 --> 00:15:21,525
And which Stanley is not,
357
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,724
so
358
00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:24,494
why is he the captain
359
00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:27,163
and not your
babelicious self?
360
00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:28,964
Because he has
361
00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:31,001
the key to the Lexx.
362
00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,637
And how did he get it?
363
00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:37,007
That's a long story.
364
00:15:41,978 --> 00:15:44,044
Dear dear good old pal
365
00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:46,048
buddy buddy flawed but ever
366
00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,982
loveable Stan - I'm desperate.
367
00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,585
- You have to help me.
- Forget it
368
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,054
790, you're not convincing.
369
00:15:51,089 --> 00:15:52,606
Listen, you seen Amber?
370
00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,123
I have, pus breath.
371
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:56,492
Let's make a deal.
I'll do anything you want,
372
00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:57,892
you name it, as long as you kill
373
00:15:57,927 --> 00:15:59,929
- the scheming bitch for me.
- What?!
374
00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,530
Amber, she's after Kai.
375
00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:03,098
What?! What, you want
me to murder her?!
376
00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:04,565
Call it what you want,
377
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,168
I consider it a mercy killing.
378
00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:08,337
Just end her life, please!
379
00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:10,139
And you think
I'm gonna murder
380
00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:11,706
somebody just like that?
381
00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:14,042
I haven't exactly
observed a solid moral
382
00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:15,310
streak in you, so yes.
383
00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,377
No 790, no way.
384
00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:19,280
I am not going to do it.
385
00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:20,648
Please?!
386
00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:21,915
No 790, no -
387
00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:23,985
ten times no - forget it!
388
00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,855
Look, look, would you
389
00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,389
just - wait.
390
00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:30,959
- I'll make a deal with you.
- What?
391
00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,725
OK. Now you
392
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,762
convince Amber
to do some, you know,
393
00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:36,564
dirty dancing with me,
394
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,265
and I'll do my best
to make sure that she
395
00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,765
stays away from Kai.
396
00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,168
I will have nothing to do
397
00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,536
with your filthy schemes.
398
00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,104
OK. Fine.
399
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,839
Because sooner or later
she's gonna get tired
400
00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,272
of going after the dead guy,
401
00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,109
and so Stan the man's
gonna get his way
402
00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:50,611
in the end anyway.
403
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,947
Captain Stanley?
404
00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,387
I have something for you.
405
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,859
And then Lyekka
406
00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,193
we think, who gave it
to a moth breeder,
407
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,661
who gave it to Bunny -
that's the First Lady -
408
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,431
who gave it back to a moth breeder,
then back to Bunny,
409
00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,367
- and then Stan got it back.
- Whoa! Whoa!
410
00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,235
I'd like how?
411
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,771
Why do you wanna know?
412
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,473
Hey, I'm a curious guy -
413
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,341
it's a part of my nature.
414
00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,977
It's part of my nature too,
415
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,280
but -
416
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,881
What?
417
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,785
Can I trust you?
418
00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:34,452
Xev,
419
00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:36,221
you can trust me,
420
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:37,722
I promise.
421
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,660
Good.
422
00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:43,662
See,
423
00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,830
you can only get the key
424
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,883
if the person, who has
425
00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:49,533
it is brought to either
426
00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,570
the extreme of sexual ecstasy,
427
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,405
or the edge of death.
428
00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,707
Cool. Totally
429
00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,709
and excellently
430
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,311
cool.
431
00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:00,812
And now...
432
00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:03,013
Totally and excellently hot.
433
00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:06,650
Hang in there babe.
434
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,919
Stay frosty -
435
00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,588
I mean, hot -
436
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,722
and I'll
437
00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,324
be right back.
438
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,304
We have totally
hit the jackpot,
439
00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:29,906
I can't believe
that this is all working.
440
00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,675
Look, I'll do the man in black,
441
00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,374
but not the captain,
no way!
442
00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:35,211
The man in black
does not have the key, OK?
443
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:37,145
And he's dead so, forget it.
444
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,182
Amber, you have
to go like right
445
00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,182
now and pounce on Tweedle
446
00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:42,852
before Haley
does anything and gets
447
00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,352
the key for herself.
448
00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:46,523
OK, I really can't see
Haley bringing
449
00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,091
anyone anywhere
near the edge
450
00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,592
of sexual ecstasy -
451
00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,761
- even him.
- She's right about that.
452
00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:54,297
I say we just kill the captain.
453
00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:55,865
I would agree -
454
00:18:55,999 --> 00:18:57,165
if it wasn't for the
dude in black
455
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,532
and his brace thing.
456
00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,636
I've read loads of
ATF files about people,
457
00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,838
he totally shish-kebabed them.
458
00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:04,773
We have to put
the dead man on ice.
459
00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:06,842
- Yeah!
- So how do we do that?
460
00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:08,761
Men always do what I want.
461
00:19:08,796 --> 00:19:10,646
- Oh yeah?
- Trust me.
462
00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:12,648
- Why?
- You did.
463
00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:14,781
Look, it's not like this
is the first time
464
00:19:14,816 --> 00:19:17,119
I ever lowered myself
purely for personal gain.
465
00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:19,922
I did sleep with
both of you, right?
466
00:19:26,627 --> 00:19:27,795
Did you -?
467
00:19:33,768 --> 00:19:35,102
Well Haley -
468
00:19:35,369 --> 00:19:36,938
what is it you want?
469
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,308
I want to -
470
00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,543
Sleep.
471
00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:45,246
With you.
472
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,480
That's great! Now,
473
00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:49,200
I assume by sleep with me
474
00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:50,850
you don't mean lie down
475
00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,986
beside me and have
a little snooze? No.
476
00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,189
But, like so many
women you're
477
00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,792
just overcome by
478
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,962
my manhood and
you find yourself
479
00:20:01,997 --> 00:20:03,762
compelled to jump on me
480
00:20:03,797 --> 00:20:06,066
and enjoy my studly
self to the fullest.
481
00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,834
Am I right?
482
00:20:08,301 --> 00:20:09,536
Yes.
483
00:20:12,572 --> 00:20:13,773
Well - I'm ready.
484
00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,942
Do your worst.
485
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,944
Well.
486
00:20:18,545 --> 00:20:19,945
You could start -
487
00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:22,615
by ripping off my clothes.
488
00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:25,985
How dare you, creep!
489
00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:29,354
What did you do that for?!
490
00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:30,923
Josh and Ryan
may want me to,
491
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,625
but I won't do it!
492
00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:34,460
But I got -
493
00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:39,999
Hiya babe.
494
00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:42,568
Hi Josh.
495
00:20:42,668 --> 00:20:43,836
So,
496
00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,305
where were we?
497
00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:49,457
Are you ready to resume
498
00:20:49,492 --> 00:20:51,509
playing hide the salami
499
00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,362
with Mr Big Meat,
500
00:20:53,397 --> 00:20:55,439
'cause I feel like a
501
00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:57,482
wild bull tonight!
502
00:21:00,919 --> 00:21:02,086
Xev,
503
00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:03,453
you're like
504
00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:05,190
Miss Hot Wings, baby -
505
00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,558
you're like
506
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,860
Miss Super Spicy Hot Wings -
507
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,095
Miss Super Spicy Hot Wings
508
00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,164
with extra cayenne.
509
00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:14,798
Josh?!
510
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,366
Haley!
511
00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,703
- Hi.
- Admit it -
512
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,905
you were only interested in me
513
00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:23,240
for my trust fund.
514
00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:28,946
OK, you got me -
515
00:21:29,513 --> 00:21:30,712
I admit it.
516
00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,115
How could you do that?
517
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,517
I had to -
518
00:21:33,884 --> 00:21:35,719
to get the message out Haley -
519
00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:37,052
to the people.
520
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,220
I don't believe you.
521
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,324
I don't believe
anything you say.
522
00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,692
I bet everything you ever
told me was a lie!
523
00:21:42,727 --> 00:21:44,427
Not everything - just
524
00:21:45,228 --> 00:21:47,029
99%.
525
00:21:48,264 --> 00:21:49,765
You can have him.
526
00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:51,666
He says he cares
about the planet,
527
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,536
but all he really cares
about is himself.
528
00:21:54,237 --> 00:21:56,072
I wish I'd never met you Josh.
529
00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:01,644
What,
530
00:22:02,245 --> 00:22:03,446
her?
531
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,282
Ah come on, don't worry.
532
00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:07,750
Haley's like...
533
00:22:08,384 --> 00:22:10,318
and you're like - mmm
534
00:22:16,992 --> 00:22:18,994
Ever have the urge
to kill someone?
535
00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:22,762
Yes.
536
00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:25,033
I know the feeling - well.
537
00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:44,884
Amber!
538
00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:46,854
I've never been this close
539
00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,789
to a real live captain before.
540
00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:50,858
Well, there's -
541
00:22:51,992 --> 00:22:54,028
there's always a first time
for everything.
542
00:22:55,529 --> 00:22:57,498
I really really
543
00:22:59,099 --> 00:23:00,534
wanna be with you,
Captain Stanley,
544
00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:02,620
it's just that I can't stop
545
00:23:02,655 --> 00:23:04,671
thinking about someone else.
546
00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,207
- Who?
- Kai.
547
00:23:08,608 --> 00:23:11,010
There's something
really special about him.
548
00:23:11,711 --> 00:23:13,646
Yeah, he's dead -
549
00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:16,649
which means that
he can never satisfy
550
00:23:17,183 --> 00:23:18,384
you the way a real
551
00:23:18,419 --> 00:23:20,019
live man can.
552
00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:22,422
I wish I could get him
out of my head!
553
00:23:22,922 --> 00:23:24,740
It would make things
554
00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,559
so much easier for us.
555
00:23:32,431 --> 00:23:34,299
You, you just
wait here a second,
556
00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:35,567
- OK?
- OK.
557
00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:36,768
Yeah.
558
00:23:40,272 --> 00:23:41,840
I'm just thinking
of your best interests
559
00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,408
here Kai, you know,
the longer you're up
560
00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:44,808
the more protoblood you waste.
561
00:23:44,843 --> 00:23:46,912
It makes sense for you
to shut down for a while.
562
00:23:48,447 --> 00:23:50,282
What if you need me
to protect you?
563
00:23:50,983 --> 00:23:52,584
Well if we need you
we'll wake you,
564
00:23:52,851 --> 00:23:54,086
OK?
565
00:23:54,653 --> 00:23:56,155
Nighty night.
566
00:24:00,725 --> 00:24:02,225
Oh Amber, get ready
567
00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:04,695
for some real live man meat!
568
00:24:15,806 --> 00:24:17,241
Excellent.
569
00:24:24,515 --> 00:24:26,250
Sleep tight, dead man.
570
00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:30,652
Oh Amber, hope
571
00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:32,589
you're as ready as I am.
572
00:24:33,590 --> 00:24:35,091
I mean, I'm talking
573
00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:37,227
extra hot. I'm talking
574
00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,196
- extra spicy.
- Josh!
575
00:24:39,262 --> 00:24:40,630
We're set man.
576
00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:42,833
That's great - can you
577
00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:44,534
come back later?
578
00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:46,536
So -
579
00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:50,073
I'm gonna go tell Amber
she doesn't have to do
580
00:24:50,108 --> 00:24:52,042
what she doesn't
wanna do with
581
00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:53,775
the captain.
582
00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:55,943
That's great. Bye Ryan.
583
00:24:55,978 --> 00:24:58,113
What does Amber not have
to do with the captain?
584
00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,082
Oh I don't know -
585
00:25:00,483 --> 00:25:02,518
I think it's something
between her and Ryan.
586
00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:04,887
Who cares?
587
00:25:05,488 --> 00:25:06,722
I do.
588
00:25:07,857 --> 00:25:10,226
Hey Amber, you don't
have to think about Kai -
589
00:25:10,659 --> 00:25:11,927
Amber?
590
00:25:13,028 --> 00:25:14,196
Amber!
591
00:25:15,898 --> 00:25:17,166
Hey,
592
00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:19,435
- you seen Amber?
- No, why?
593
00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:21,971
Oh, no.
594
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,274
Forget it man -
595
00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,076
you're definitely not
596
00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,527
her type.
597
00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:30,745
Listen kid -
598
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,014
experience does
count for something.
599
00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:35,216
You just might
learn that one day.
600
00:25:37,085 --> 00:25:38,286
Amber!
601
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:45,158
What about Kai?
602
00:25:45,193 --> 00:25:47,061
- Coll.
- Excellent.
603
00:25:47,395 --> 00:25:48,596
So -
604
00:25:49,364 --> 00:25:50,597
you gonna kill him -
605
00:25:51,431 --> 00:25:52,633
or bonk him?
606
00:25:54,701 --> 00:25:55,969
Maybe both.
607
00:25:56,537 --> 00:25:58,505
It's in a piece
of manmade infrastructure,
608
00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,890
so the Lexx didn't absorb it
609
00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,241
like it does most other things.
610
00:26:01,276 --> 00:26:02,910
Lucky I spotted it.
611
00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:05,846
What is it?
612
00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,382
It's called a blackpak.
613
00:26:08,515 --> 00:26:10,584
It's the solution
to all your problems -
614
00:26:11,251 --> 00:26:12,586
and mine.
615
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,938
Careful.
616
00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,156
Amber!
617
00:26:16,423 --> 00:26:17,624
Amber!
618
00:26:18,524 --> 00:26:19,892
Amber!
619
00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:21,894
Amber.
620
00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:24,497
Amber.
621
00:26:33,739 --> 00:26:34,974
Oh, there you are.
622
00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:37,143
He looks like he's sleeping.
623
00:26:37,910 --> 00:26:39,946
No, no, he's frozen actually.
624
00:26:40,546 --> 00:26:42,582
Yeah, yeah, he kept
going on about
625
00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,582
how his protoblood
was running out
626
00:26:44,617 --> 00:26:46,451
and how he needed
to go into cryostasis
627
00:26:46,486 --> 00:26:48,153
and then he just
628
00:26:48,453 --> 00:26:49,921
closed the lid on himself.
629
00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:51,556
When will he wake up?
630
00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:54,659
Oh, could be months,
631
00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:56,328
maybe years even.
632
00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,465
Yeah, but in the meantime
633
00:27:01,366 --> 00:27:03,468
why don't you and I
634
00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:06,271
retire to captain Stan's place
635
00:27:06,306 --> 00:27:07,939
for a little one on one?
636
00:27:11,576 --> 00:27:12,777
Yeah, OK.
637
00:27:13,011 --> 00:27:14,445
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
638
00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,280
Oh. OK.
639
00:27:26,957 --> 00:27:29,126
Haley has a lot
of unresolved issues,
640
00:27:29,326 --> 00:27:30,693
and all you have to do is
641
00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:32,730
throw her a few scraps
of affection
642
00:27:32,765 --> 00:27:34,732
and she's your slave, right?
643
00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:37,134
It doesn't even have
to be real affection,
644
00:27:37,169 --> 00:27:38,834
because you can fake it easily,
645
00:27:38,869 --> 00:27:40,571
because she can't
tell the difference.
646
00:27:42,071 --> 00:27:44,140
But she's been useful,
hasn't she?
647
00:27:47,076 --> 00:27:48,945
You really care
about the planet,
648
00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:50,547
don't you Ryan?
649
00:27:51,748 --> 00:27:52,982
I do.
650
00:27:53,316 --> 00:27:54,516
I care about the planet.
651
00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,619
You just used me
for my trust fund.
652
00:27:57,487 --> 00:27:58,887
You needed my money
653
00:27:58,922 --> 00:28:01,224
to pay the Russians
to launch the Comet capsule.
654
00:28:02,425 --> 00:28:03,626
Good Haley -
655
00:28:05,128 --> 00:28:06,629
what's that thing
in your hands?
656
00:28:09,198 --> 00:28:11,099
Amber. Amber. Amber.
657
00:28:15,204 --> 00:28:16,939
You're strong. Oh yeah.
658
00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:18,640
Oh yeah.
659
00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:21,443
Oh yeah yeah yeah.
660
00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,413
Nice start. Oh yes
661
00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:32,321
- Turn around.
- Turn around?
662
00:28:32,721 --> 00:28:34,356
OK. OK.
663
00:28:38,826 --> 00:28:40,628
Stanley likey!
664
00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:50,438
We're gonna
have some fun.
665
00:28:51,038 --> 00:28:52,438
Oh Amber, you
666
00:28:52,473 --> 00:28:54,308
make me feel good.
667
00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:02,049
Amber?
668
00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:05,552
OK Haley,
669
00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,554
I'll come clean.
670
00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,790
You know Josh and I
can hack into anything?
671
00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:13,160
Well about a year ago
we hacked
672
00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:14,995
into an ATF server -
673
00:29:15,195 --> 00:29:17,797
the Department of Alcohol,
Tobacco, Firearms
674
00:29:18,031 --> 00:29:19,432
who really do control
675
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:21,635
everything. We got to learn
676
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:23,301
about the Lexx,
677
00:29:23,336 --> 00:29:25,405
and how the Earth
was going down the crapper.
678
00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,808
So we thought it
would be the best thing
679
00:29:27,843 --> 00:29:29,676
to get off the planet
680
00:29:29,711 --> 00:29:31,510
and onto the Lexx -
681
00:29:32,178 --> 00:29:33,512
and now here we are.
682
00:29:33,779 --> 00:29:35,714
So all that stuff about
683
00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:37,550
getting the message
out to the people
684
00:29:37,585 --> 00:29:39,151
was just a big lie.
685
00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:40,452
Well -
686
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,121
kind of a lie.
687
00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:44,824
We're not exactly against that,
688
00:29:45,224 --> 00:29:47,726
but the Earth is
a very sick planet,
689
00:29:47,761 --> 00:29:50,062
as you yourself always say,
690
00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:52,429
so we thought
691
00:29:52,464 --> 00:29:54,031
it would be the best idea
692
00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:56,202
to get off the planet
and go somewhere else.
693
00:29:57,570 --> 00:29:58,871
And look -
694
00:29:59,604 --> 00:30:01,072
we are off the planet.
695
00:30:02,173 --> 00:30:03,808
Me, Amber,
696
00:30:03,942 --> 00:30:06,311
Josh - and you, Haley.
697
00:30:06,578 --> 00:30:07,846
We're rescued.
698
00:30:08,513 --> 00:30:10,448
We are the lucky ones.
699
00:30:11,316 --> 00:30:12,750
I don't feel lucky.
700
00:30:12,851 --> 00:30:14,185
I do.
701
00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,021
That's nice.
702
00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:18,857
Oh that feels -
703
00:30:19,357 --> 00:30:21,159
you make me feel
704
00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,161
soo good.
705
00:30:23,461 --> 00:30:25,163
And this thing in my hand
706
00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:27,998
is called a blackpak.
707
00:30:30,234 --> 00:30:31,435
What's that do?
708
00:30:33,070 --> 00:30:34,338
Let's find out.
709
00:30:34,972 --> 00:30:36,206
I hope
710
00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,742
it hurts.
711
00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,751
What was that?
712
00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:52,523
- What?
- You tell me.
713
00:30:53,457 --> 00:30:55,558
It sounded like a blackpak,
only it couldn't have been.
714
00:30:59,061 --> 00:31:00,329
Coming?
715
00:31:00,364 --> 00:31:01,562
Not likely.
716
00:31:01,597 --> 00:31:03,599
I've just got
to check out something.
717
00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,233
But baby -
718
00:31:05,268 --> 00:31:07,136
my booster rocket
is fuelled up and ready
719
00:31:07,171 --> 00:31:09,338
to launch like right now.
720
00:31:09,572 --> 00:31:11,207
Well - you'll have to
keep it in the upright
721
00:31:11,242 --> 00:31:13,042
launch position till I'm back.
722
00:31:14,877 --> 00:31:16,612
- Where's Ryan?
- Gohe.
723
00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:18,114
Gone where?
724
00:31:18,314 --> 00:31:20,248
Gone away - forever.
725
00:31:20,283 --> 00:31:22,050
You just said
it would hurt him!
726
00:31:22,085 --> 00:31:23,718
I'm sure it did hurt him -
727
00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:25,253
but it also killed him.
728
00:31:25,821 --> 00:31:27,055
How does it feel?
729
00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:30,692
Good.
730
00:31:30,926 --> 00:31:32,894
That makes me happy.
731
00:31:44,139 --> 00:31:45,807
- Where's Ryan?
- Gone.
732
00:31:46,007 --> 00:31:47,342
Gone where?
733
00:31:47,409 --> 00:31:48,942
Away - but he told me
734
00:31:48,977 --> 00:31:50,344
everything before he left.
735
00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,546
What everything?
736
00:31:52,581 --> 00:31:54,181
Just - everything.
737
00:31:54,281 --> 00:31:56,250
- You know.
- I don't know.
738
00:31:56,484 --> 00:31:57,785
Haley is going to kill you,
739
00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,353
you conniving tramp.
740
00:31:59,388 --> 00:32:00,521
Yeah, right.
741
00:32:01,222 --> 00:32:03,491
If that's all you have to say
I'm leaving here, tout suite.
742
00:32:03,526 --> 00:32:05,392
That's right, you are
leaving here, because
743
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,544
like the robot head said
744
00:32:07,579 --> 00:32:09,330
you'll be dead - tout suite.
745
00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:11,382
Haley - you've
always been a few
746
00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,193
French fries
short of a happy meal,
747
00:32:13,228 --> 00:32:14,969
but this is taking
things a bit far.
748
00:32:15,004 --> 00:32:16,971
No it isn't.
You guys used me
749
00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,436
and you deserve to die.
750
00:32:18,471 --> 00:32:19,906
And she's going to kill you -
751
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,941
just like she killed Ryan.
752
00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,177
- You killed Ryan?
- Yes I did -
753
00:32:24,212 --> 00:32:25,478
with this thing.
754
00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:27,247
I don't believe you.
755
00:32:27,282 --> 00:32:28,446
Believe me.
756
00:32:28,481 --> 00:32:30,250
Even if you did, why
would you want to kill me?
757
00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:31,568
All I've ever wanted to do was
758
00:32:31,603 --> 00:32:32,852
to broadcast to the people.
759
00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,052
That's a lie.
760
00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:35,854
You're a scheming bitch!
761
00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:37,856
Killing you will
make me feel good,
762
00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:40,059
which is something
I haven't felt much recently.
763
00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,028
You can't be serious.
764
00:32:42,063 --> 00:32:43,261
I am.
765
00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,797
Deadly serious.
766
00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,566
You don't care about Haley
and you never did.
767
00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,768
Haley was just a wallet to you.
768
00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,005
I told Ryan and Josh
we should have gotten rid
769
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,740
of you the second
we blasted off.
770
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,542
You know why they didn't?
771
00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,911
Because there was no way
to get you out of the capsule
772
00:32:58,946 --> 00:33:00,345
and they didn't want
your dead body
773
00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,814
to stink the place up!
774
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,149
You are a scheming bitch.
775
00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,051
And you're sick in the head.
776
00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,551
Exactly.
777
00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,887
Now pull the trigger.
778
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,021
Haley -
779
00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,857
I'm gonna take that thing
away from you.
780
00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:15,226
- No, you're not.
- Yes I am.
781
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:16,893
- Shoot!
- Hailey,
782
00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,361
you've always been
a good girl who's done
783
00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,865
what she's been told.
That's not gonna change now.
784
00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,134
Haley's not
a good girl anymore.
785
00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,503
- Haley -
- Amber -
786
00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:32,076
- Bitchslapped!
- Amber -
787
00:33:36,113 --> 00:33:38,082
- Why didn't you shoot?!
- I don't know.
788
00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,117
What do I do now?
789
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,383
You finish the job.
790
00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:43,151
You're a serial killer now.
791
00:33:43,186 --> 00:33:44,955
You have to get rid
of the rest of the crew -
792
00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:46,957
all of them - especially Xev.
793
00:33:47,090 --> 00:33:48,625
She's the most dangerous.
794
00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:50,694
Stan is only the captain
because he has
795
00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,295
the key to the Lexx inside him.
796
00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,397
As soon as you kill him
the key will fly out
797
00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,216
of his rotten flesh
and go into you,
798
00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:58,001
and you will be
captain of the Lexx
799
00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,569
and can rule the universe!
800
00:33:59,736 --> 00:34:01,938
Quick - pick me up
and take the other exit.
801
00:34:02,405 --> 00:34:03,772
We have to cut Stan off before
802
00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:05,809
he can get to Kai
in the cryochamber.
803
00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:17,119
Kai!
804
00:34:18,254 --> 00:34:19,555
Kai.
805
00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:21,323
Kai.
806
00:34:27,863 --> 00:34:29,096
I missed him!
807
00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:31,300
I can't tell you
how disappointed I am.
808
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,702
Now pick me up
and bring me over to Kai.
809
00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:43,244
Don't we have to kill
the others now?
810
00:34:43,444 --> 00:34:44,679
Yes we do.
811
00:34:44,813 --> 00:34:46,614
But I just need a short time
812
00:34:46,848 --> 00:34:48,883
to admire my man.
813
00:34:53,054 --> 00:34:54,972
- Haley blackpaked Amber.
- What?!
814
00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:56,891
Yeah, she's got 790
on her side,
815
00:34:57,559 --> 00:34:59,794
and now she's after all of us.
We gotta get outta here fast.
816
00:34:59,829 --> 00:35:01,863
- Where's Kai?
- Kai's in the cryochamber,
817
00:35:01,898 --> 00:35:03,562
he's frozen.
We can't go in there.
818
00:35:03,597 --> 00:35:05,833
Haley's in there. I was just in there
and she tried to kill me.
819
00:35:05,999 --> 00:35:07,901
- What's going on?
- Haley's got a blackpak.
820
00:35:07,936 --> 00:35:09,803
- Where'd she get it?
- What's a blackpak?
821
00:35:09,870 --> 00:35:11,336
I don't know where she got it.
822
00:35:11,371 --> 00:35:13,239
A blackpak is - it's a weapon
from the Cluster,
823
00:35:13,274 --> 00:35:15,108
it kills people. I didn't
even know we had any.
824
00:35:15,242 --> 00:35:16,708
- 790!
- Yeah, he musta
825
00:35:16,743 --> 00:35:18,310
put her up to this.
I saw her kill Amber
826
00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:20,614
and she said she killed Ryan
and now she's after all of us.
827
00:35:20,848 --> 00:35:22,716
I shoulda dumped her in space.
828
00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:24,483
Yes you should have -
829
00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:26,520
before sweet little always trying
830
00:35:26,555 --> 00:35:28,487
to please everyone
Haley discovered
831
00:35:28,522 --> 00:35:30,790
something really important
about herself.
832
00:35:31,057 --> 00:35:32,925
- What's that, babe?
- That it feels really good
833
00:35:33,259 --> 00:35:35,061
to kill jerks like you, Josh.
834
00:35:35,561 --> 00:35:37,697
Cut the small talk Haley,
pull the trigger!
835
00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:39,965
End their lives and then
sink into a state
836
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,001
of guilt and depression
and end your own life.
837
00:35:42,235 --> 00:35:44,570
790, you are completely evil.
838
00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,572
I am not completely evil!
839
00:35:46,806 --> 00:35:48,574
I am madly in love with my man
840
00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,743
and I don't like having
anyone else around
841
00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:52,195
to compete with -
842
00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:53,613
especially you.
843
00:35:54,714 --> 00:35:56,280
So Haley, you easily
844
00:35:56,315 --> 00:35:58,316
manipulated and stupid cow -
845
00:35:58,550 --> 00:35:59,718
blast 'em!
846
00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,020
What do you mean,
easily manipulated?
847
00:36:02,654 --> 00:36:04,623
You were manipulated
by your rich father.
848
00:36:04,856 --> 00:36:07,159
You were manipulated
by your no-good boyfriend,
849
00:36:07,359 --> 00:36:08,960
and now you're
being manipulated
850
00:36:08,995 --> 00:36:10,562
by a love-smitten robot head -
851
00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:12,464
but who cares about the details?!
852
00:36:12,499 --> 00:36:13,697
The only important thing
853
00:36:13,732 --> 00:36:15,867
is that you end the lives
of Stan and Xev
854
00:36:15,902 --> 00:36:17,402
and the other flesh bag.
855
00:36:17,569 --> 00:36:19,204
- They're getting away!
- Stop!
856
00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,907
Haley will not be
manipulated anymore.
857
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,075
Haley - you're a serial killer.
858
00:36:24,376 --> 00:36:25,876
- Finish the job!
- No!
859
00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:28,012
I thought you enjoyed
killing the others.
860
00:36:31,382 --> 00:36:32,583
I did.
861
00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:34,819
So I will kill them -
862
00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:36,887
but only because I want to,
863
00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:38,456
not because you say so.
864
00:36:38,856 --> 00:36:40,791
Fine by me. Now shoot!
865
00:36:45,429 --> 00:36:47,062
Quick, the moth.
866
00:36:47,097 --> 00:36:48,799
- We gotta fly.
- Fly where?
867
00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:50,534
I don't know. Earth?
868
00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:51,934
Earth is a doomed planet,
869
00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:53,970
and it's probably out of
moth range by now anyway.
870
00:36:54,070 --> 00:36:55,236
Yeah, you're right.
871
00:36:55,271 --> 00:36:57,273
We have to wake up Kai,
it's our only choice.
872
00:36:57,707 --> 00:36:59,174
No no, 790 probably
expects that,
873
00:36:59,209 --> 00:37:00,910
- they'll be waiting for us.
- But they only have one
874
00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:03,046
blackpak, they can't
track all of us,
875
00:37:03,646 --> 00:37:05,215
so we have to split up
and go to the cryochamber
876
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,347
from different directions.
877
00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:08,418
She's right, that's
our only choice
878
00:37:08,453 --> 00:37:09,884
790's gonna be waiting for us.
879
00:37:09,919 --> 00:37:11,754
He's got enhanced hearing,
remember?
880
00:37:11,789 --> 00:37:13,523
I certainly do.
881
00:37:15,391 --> 00:37:16,724
Stan, you go back this way.
882
00:37:16,759 --> 00:37:18,344
I'll go the other way round
past the shower,
883
00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,894
and you go the short way
through the galley.
884
00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:22,197
Do you still remember how to get
to the cryochamber from here?
885
00:37:22,464 --> 00:37:23,999
Sure. No challenge there.
886
00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,601
Good. Be careful.
887
00:37:25,636 --> 00:37:26,802
I will.
888
00:37:35,310 --> 00:37:37,379
No challenge is exactly right.
889
00:37:37,846 --> 00:37:39,782
So who are you going
to get rid of first?
890
00:37:41,016 --> 00:37:42,184
Myself.
891
00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:44,853
No no no Haley, not yet.
892
00:37:45,287 --> 00:37:46,453
Not yet?
893
00:37:46,488 --> 00:37:48,090
Save yourself for last.
894
00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,222
What do you mean?
895
00:37:49,257 --> 00:37:51,023
I mean after
everyone else is dead
896
00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:53,327
and you realise what
a monster you've become,
897
00:37:53,461 --> 00:37:55,363
then you should blow
yourself away -
898
00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,831
and leave me all alone
899
00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:58,149
with my corpse.
900
00:37:58,184 --> 00:37:59,398
You're sick!
901
00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:00,802
Not as sick as you.
902
00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:02,437
I am doing this for love.
903
00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:04,672
You are doing it for enjoyment.
904
00:38:05,907 --> 00:38:07,375
So get on with it!
905
00:38:45,211 --> 00:38:47,213
Easies easy.
906
00:38:52,785 --> 00:38:54,086
They're in a moth!
907
00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:56,555
Quick - you have to shoot them
908
00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:57,723
down before they escape.
909
00:39:05,731 --> 00:39:07,233
What are you doing,
you're supposed to be
910
00:39:07,268 --> 00:39:09,001
on your way
to the cryochamber!
911
00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:10,302
I'll come back -
912
00:39:10,603 --> 00:39:12,103
when you wake up
the dead dude
913
00:39:12,138 --> 00:39:13,570
and take care of Haley.
914
00:39:13,605 --> 00:39:15,673
In the meantime - good luck!
915
00:39:15,874 --> 00:39:17,842
You bring that moth
back here right now.
916
00:39:17,877 --> 00:39:19,244
Er - OK.
917
00:39:19,911 --> 00:39:21,446
Right after Haley blasts you
918
00:39:21,481 --> 00:39:22,747
and I get the key.
919
00:39:23,481 --> 00:39:24,816
How did he know
about the key?
920
00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,919
That's all he's here for.
Hiya Josh.
921
00:39:28,553 --> 00:39:30,255
Hiya Haley.
922
00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:51,508
Josh doesn't care about
the planet,
923
00:39:51,543 --> 00:39:53,110
or anything else -
except himself!
924
00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,645
He used me.
925
00:39:55,279 --> 00:39:57,714
Haley was stupid back then
but she's not anymore.
926
00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,281
Haley's gonna kill him!
927
00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:01,452
And then - she's gonna kill you.
928
00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:02,751
Haley, wait.
929
00:40:02,786 --> 00:40:04,021
Killing is like -
930
00:40:04,121 --> 00:40:05,387
like, wrong.
931
00:40:05,422 --> 00:40:06,990
So is sleeping with people
932
00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,609
who are emotionally
fucked up
933
00:40:08,644 --> 00:40:10,236
just to get their dad's money!
934
00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:11,828
Get your clock fixed, Haley!
935
00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:14,330
See, I can understand why you
might want to kill him,
936
00:40:14,365 --> 00:40:16,397
- but why us?
- Because she's flipped!
937
00:40:16,432 --> 00:40:18,434
And when you're dead she's
going to turn the blackpak
938
00:40:18,469 --> 00:40:20,336
on herself and
leave me all alone
939
00:40:20,371 --> 00:40:21,869
with my beloved stiff.
940
00:40:21,904 --> 00:40:23,673
You really think
I'm going to do that?
941
00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:25,808
I don't think it - I know it.
942
00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:27,643
You're probably right.
943
00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:29,129
Of course I'm right.
944
00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:30,580
That's why I chose you.
945
00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:32,131
I would not have
given the blackpak
946
00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,448
to someone who
might potentially
947
00:40:33,483 --> 00:40:35,517
have interfered with
my one and only forever
948
00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:37,017
and ever relationship.
949
00:40:37,052 --> 00:40:38,887
790- if we ever
get out of this,
950
00:40:38,922 --> 00:40:40,856
- it's the end for you.
- Yeah?
951
00:40:40,891 --> 00:40:42,791
No trust fund, no boyfriend,
952
00:40:42,826 --> 00:40:44,224
no hope, Haley.
953
00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:46,495
Do us all a favour
and finish yourself off.
954
00:40:48,430 --> 00:40:49,698
Back off.
955
00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,337
Back off!
956
00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:28,602
Oh, what a silly girl.
957
00:41:30,036 --> 00:41:31,204
Kai -
958
00:41:31,838 --> 00:41:33,673
good timing, sort of.
959
00:41:34,007 --> 00:41:35,173
What are you doing up?
960
00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,926
I did not believe your
argument Stanley,
961
00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,645
so I programmed
the cryopod control unit
962
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,447
to wake me up
after a short time -
963
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,782
but I see you
do not need my help.
964
00:41:44,117 --> 00:41:45,385
Not now.
965
00:41:56,663 --> 00:41:58,297
She might have been
a mixed up girl,
966
00:41:58,332 --> 00:42:00,064
790, but you are
967
00:42:00,099 --> 00:42:01,800
responsible for what happened.
968
00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:04,503
I think we ought to reset you.
969
00:42:04,538 --> 00:42:06,170
No. I am perfectly
970
00:42:06,205 --> 00:42:08,105
content being
in love with Kai.
971
00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:10,375
We can reset him,
but he is wired for love.
972
00:42:11,543 --> 00:42:13,243
As soon as we turn him
on again he will become
973
00:42:13,278 --> 00:42:15,747
hopelessly infatuated with
the first person he sees,
974
00:42:16,415 --> 00:42:18,117
and exhibit exactly
the same obsessive
975
00:42:18,152 --> 00:42:19,652
and antisocial behaviour.
976
00:42:19,687 --> 00:42:21,153
I am hopelessly infatuated
977
00:42:21,188 --> 00:42:22,522
with Kai and I want
978
00:42:22,557 --> 00:42:23,821
to stay that way!
979
00:42:23,856 --> 00:42:25,857
We could make him
fall in love with you Stan.
980
00:42:25,892 --> 00:42:27,256
No thanks!
981
00:42:27,291 --> 00:42:28,991
I vomit at the thought.
982
00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:30,928
We could destroy him you know.
You could do that with your brace,
983
00:42:30,963 --> 00:42:32,797
- couldn't you Kai?
- Yes.
984
00:42:33,197 --> 00:42:34,932
Sometimes we
do really need him.
985
00:42:34,967 --> 00:42:36,332
He deserves the scrap heap.
986
00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:38,569
I agree. But he's
restrained in place,
987
00:42:38,604 --> 00:42:40,404
so we're safe for now, hmm?
988
00:42:40,538 --> 00:42:42,138
I am safe for now.
989
00:42:42,173 --> 00:42:44,008
But please put me
in the cryochamber
990
00:42:44,043 --> 00:42:46,010
so I can admire the dead one.
991
00:42:46,310 --> 00:42:47,677
Oh no, 790-
992
00:42:47,712 --> 00:42:49,714
you have to suffer
at least a little,
993
00:42:50,047 --> 00:42:52,282
probably a lot
for what you did.
994
00:42:53,550 --> 00:42:55,385
Kai - bring me with you.
995
00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,137
My programmes are crashing.
996
00:42:57,172 --> 00:42:58,789
My circuits are sizzling.
997
00:42:58,955 --> 00:43:01,124
I am suffering damage
beyond repair.
998
00:43:01,391 --> 00:43:03,460
Kai, please!
999
00:43:05,996 --> 00:43:09,065
Don't leave me!
1000
00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:17,469
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