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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:06,550 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 2 00:00:17,587 --> 00:00:19,522 Goodbye, little blue planet! 3 00:00:21,257 --> 00:00:23,159 I feel good - how about you? 4 00:00:23,493 --> 00:00:25,061 Yeah - I feel pretty good too. 5 00:00:25,228 --> 00:00:27,597 Hey Lexx, what about you, you feel good? 6 00:00:27,797 --> 00:00:29,966 I feel good too, captain - 7 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:31,965 and I will feel even better 8 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,136 when I eat that little tiny snack 9 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:36,204 - ahead of us. - Good 10 00:00:36,239 --> 00:00:37,906 Lexx, good, 11 00:00:38,340 --> 00:00:40,492 yeah. Well now captain Stanley 12 00:00:40,527 --> 00:00:42,644 is going off to have himself 13 00:00:42,945 --> 00:00:45,113 a long overdue very pleasant 14 00:00:45,314 --> 00:00:46,481 uninterrupted sleep. 15 00:00:46,615 --> 00:00:48,250 What tiny little snack? 16 00:00:48,917 --> 00:00:50,684 Who cares?! 17 00:00:50,719 --> 00:00:52,754 - I do. - You care 18 00:00:53,055 --> 00:00:54,221 about Lexx's snacks? 19 00:00:54,256 --> 00:00:56,358 I'm just curious, that's all. 20 00:00:56,458 --> 00:00:57,893 You poor lizard. 21 00:00:58,727 --> 00:00:59,859 OK Lexx, 22 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,427 let's see the snack 23 00:01:01,462 --> 00:01:03,064 that you're about to eat. 24 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,066 It is very small, 25 00:01:05,299 --> 00:01:07,468 and is crunchy on the outside, 26 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,937 - and chewy on the inside. - See? 27 00:01:10,137 --> 00:01:11,973 It's a piece of space junk. 28 00:01:12,008 --> 00:01:13,606 You satisfied? 29 00:01:13,641 --> 00:01:15,243 Enjoy your snack, Lexx. 30 00:01:21,382 --> 00:01:22,917 Stan! 31 00:01:23,718 --> 00:01:25,119 Stan! 32 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,157 What is it now? 33 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,029 So, it's a snack that makes noise. 34 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:37,664 I don't think it's just a snack 35 00:01:37,699 --> 00:01:38,797 that makes noise, Stan. 36 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,834 It's someone trying to contact us. 37 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,135 And you want -? 38 00:01:47,173 --> 00:01:49,075 Oh Tweedle, this is a mistake. 39 00:01:54,346 --> 00:01:56,148 Xev, no matter who it is, 40 00:01:56,582 --> 00:01:58,951 or what it is, we are not going back to Earth, OK? 41 00:02:00,886 --> 00:02:02,054 OK Lexx, 42 00:02:02,621 --> 00:02:03,956 make contact. 43 00:02:04,123 --> 00:02:05,691 As you command, 44 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:06,959 captain. 45 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:09,962 - Hello? - Yeah yeah yeah, who is it? 46 00:02:10,129 --> 00:02:11,330 Hello? 47 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:13,264 We've been rescued! 48 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,301 Hey rescue dudes, like, whoa! 49 00:02:16,969 --> 00:02:18,170 Like what? 50 00:02:18,504 --> 00:02:20,272 - Whoa. - Whoa. 51 00:02:20,506 --> 00:02:21,873 They took the bait! 52 00:02:22,273 --> 00:02:24,008 What do you mean, they took the bait? 53 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,643 Hello Lexx. 54 00:02:26,611 --> 00:02:28,479 Sayonara Earth. 55 00:03:45,287 --> 00:03:47,923 Lexx 4-19 Haley's Comet 56 00:03:56,998 --> 00:03:58,400 Oh yeah. 57 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:14,682 And here, 58 00:04:14,915 --> 00:04:16,150 is where we eat. 59 00:04:16,784 --> 00:04:18,719 Lexx - food please. 60 00:04:28,696 --> 00:04:30,564 Does it contain animal products? 61 00:04:30,864 --> 00:04:32,800 I don't know, do you count insects as animals? 62 00:04:32,835 --> 00:04:35,069 - Yes! - Well, the Lexx is an insect, 63 00:04:35,269 --> 00:04:37,171 and this food - if you can 64 00:04:37,206 --> 00:04:38,872 call it that! - 65 00:04:39,406 --> 00:04:41,307 is a product of the Lexx, so - 66 00:04:41,808 --> 00:04:43,409 does that answer your question? 67 00:04:43,444 --> 00:04:45,011 - It does. - It's like, totally 68 00:04:45,411 --> 00:04:46,779 totally bland, but 69 00:04:46,980 --> 00:04:48,681 I'm like really really hungry, 70 00:04:48,716 --> 00:04:50,049 so no problemo. 71 00:04:51,117 --> 00:04:52,550 Is it organic? 72 00:04:52,585 --> 00:04:54,287 Well, it comes from an organ. 73 00:04:54,721 --> 00:04:56,055 It comes from - 74 00:04:56,456 --> 00:04:57,790 a very big organ. 75 00:04:59,092 --> 00:05:00,827 The Lexx's food organ. 76 00:05:01,628 --> 00:05:03,279 Yeah, the Lexx makes all the food we want 77 00:05:03,314 --> 00:05:04,931 as long as he's had something to eat himself, 78 00:05:04,966 --> 00:05:06,800 and since he just ate Holland 79 00:05:06,835 --> 00:05:08,634 it's like hey, no problemo. 80 00:05:13,505 --> 00:05:15,207 It reminds me of that food 81 00:05:15,242 --> 00:05:16,909 they served at that overpriced 82 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:18,275 American private school 83 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:20,045 that Haley went to in Croydon. 84 00:05:34,826 --> 00:05:36,827 The Earth is a dying planet dude, 85 00:05:36,862 --> 00:05:38,027 that's why we're up here. 86 00:05:38,062 --> 00:05:40,064 Well that's why we're up here too. 87 00:05:40,099 --> 00:05:41,330 Excellent! 88 00:05:41,365 --> 00:05:43,183 And that's why we're leaving it. 89 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:45,002 - Kyoto, man. - Globalisation. 90 00:05:45,037 --> 00:05:46,469 World Trade Organisation. 91 00:05:46,504 --> 00:05:47,904 No free trade and agriculture. 92 00:05:47,939 --> 00:05:50,241 The planet is like totally controlled by evil forces. 93 00:05:50,408 --> 00:05:52,009 Well hey, I'm with you there. 94 00:05:52,243 --> 00:05:53,644 Hey, don't stand so close to the edge, 95 00:05:53,679 --> 00:05:54,812 that's dangerous! 96 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,347 Do you guys like sex? 97 00:05:56,981 --> 00:05:58,249 Yeah! 98 00:05:58,916 --> 00:06:00,117 Good. 99 00:06:00,651 --> 00:06:02,420 See - I'm a love slave, 100 00:06:03,019 --> 00:06:04,653 and I went down to Earth 101 00:06:04,688 --> 00:06:06,323 so I could find men to have sex with, 102 00:06:07,224 --> 00:06:08,925 but it never worked out. 103 00:06:09,392 --> 00:06:11,461 I think that is because it's a Type 13 planet 104 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,929 controlled by evil forces. 105 00:06:13,463 --> 00:06:15,765 So now we want to find a new and better planet 106 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:17,734 where they have more sex more often - 107 00:06:18,368 --> 00:06:19,836 a lot more often. 108 00:06:20,337 --> 00:06:21,571 That's, like - 109 00:06:22,372 --> 00:06:23,905 - great. - Yeah. 110 00:06:23,940 --> 00:06:25,675 We're trying to get the message out. 111 00:06:26,209 --> 00:06:27,444 Will you help us? 112 00:06:28,044 --> 00:06:29,246 Sure. What message? 113 00:06:29,312 --> 00:06:31,513 That the big corporations rule everything. 114 00:06:31,548 --> 00:06:32,848 We want it to stop. 115 00:06:32,883 --> 00:06:34,114 And we want reparations 116 00:06:34,149 --> 00:06:35,784 for the people, all the people. 117 00:06:35,819 --> 00:06:37,384 The corporations must be made 118 00:06:37,419 --> 00:06:39,455 - to pay, dude. - This may make sense 119 00:06:39,490 --> 00:06:41,322 to you guys but I have no 120 00:06:41,357 --> 00:06:43,025 idea what you're talking about. 121 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,226 OK, OK, check this out - 122 00:06:44,793 --> 00:06:46,378 Haley's dad is like this 123 00:06:46,413 --> 00:06:47,928 big rich corporate dude, 124 00:06:47,963 --> 00:06:49,665 and she has a huge trust fund 125 00:06:49,700 --> 00:06:51,198 and we used the money 126 00:06:51,233 --> 00:06:53,200 to pay the Russians in Kazakhstan, 127 00:06:53,235 --> 00:06:54,937 you know, Star City, where they send up 128 00:06:54,972 --> 00:06:56,170 all the Sputniks and stuff 129 00:06:56,205 --> 00:06:58,104 to blast us up here into space. 130 00:06:58,139 --> 00:07:00,241 So we could get the message to the people. 131 00:07:00,441 --> 00:07:02,276 It was an old Comet class 132 00:07:02,311 --> 00:07:04,112 capsule that never got used. 133 00:07:04,178 --> 00:07:06,314 And we have a laptop with all the right codes 134 00:07:06,349 --> 00:07:08,133 for like the TV satellites and stuff 135 00:07:08,168 --> 00:07:09,918 but the antenna got busted on the launch 136 00:07:09,953 --> 00:07:11,920 or something so like he we are, 137 00:07:11,955 --> 00:07:13,052 up in space like 138 00:07:13,087 --> 00:07:15,239 totally disconnected from ground control. 139 00:07:15,274 --> 00:07:17,392 So - just let me see if I understand this - 140 00:07:18,326 --> 00:07:19,826 you went up 141 00:07:19,861 --> 00:07:21,262 into space in that, 142 00:07:21,297 --> 00:07:23,264 that tin can, 143 00:07:23,698 --> 00:07:25,049 so that you could broadcast 144 00:07:25,084 --> 00:07:26,400 a message back to Earth. 145 00:07:26,435 --> 00:07:28,068 - Exactly. - OK. 146 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:29,769 And you want us 147 00:07:29,804 --> 00:07:31,021 to help you go back 148 00:07:31,056 --> 00:07:32,239 so you can do that. 149 00:07:32,372 --> 00:07:34,441 Dude, you like totally got it! 150 00:07:35,008 --> 00:07:36,310 Well, we're not gonna do it. 151 00:07:36,345 --> 00:07:37,609 - Why not? - Because 152 00:07:37,644 --> 00:07:38,877 we put the Earth behind us. 153 00:07:38,912 --> 00:07:40,380 It's a bad planet and we don't want 154 00:07:40,415 --> 00:07:41,915 anything ever to do with it. 155 00:07:42,950 --> 00:07:44,851 What do you mean, put the Earth behind you? 156 00:07:44,886 --> 00:07:46,985 I mean, that we are going 157 00:07:47,020 --> 00:07:49,172 far far away from the Earth, never to return, 158 00:07:49,207 --> 00:07:51,249 and with any luck we'll never even have to think 159 00:07:51,284 --> 00:07:53,292 - about it ever again. - But I have to be back 160 00:07:53,327 --> 00:07:54,460 next week 161 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:56,462 for the Earth Fest in Trieste. 162 00:07:57,630 --> 00:07:59,165 Have you ever been to Trieste? 163 00:08:00,166 --> 00:08:02,134 - No. - I don't understand. 164 00:08:02,501 --> 00:08:04,136 Where would you live then, 165 00:08:04,171 --> 00:08:05,671 on the space station? 166 00:08:06,038 --> 00:08:07,940 - What space station? - This one. 167 00:08:09,575 --> 00:08:11,677 Oh no. 168 00:08:11,811 --> 00:08:13,611 This is not 169 00:08:13,646 --> 00:08:15,381 a space station. 170 00:08:15,748 --> 00:08:17,450 This is the Lexx - 171 00:08:18,017 --> 00:08:19,551 the most powerful force 172 00:08:19,586 --> 00:08:21,086 of destruction ever built 173 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:22,621 in the two universe, 174 00:08:22,988 --> 00:08:24,339 and I am the captain. 175 00:08:24,374 --> 00:08:25,690 He is the captain. 176 00:08:26,224 --> 00:08:27,459 Wow. 177 00:08:33,265 --> 00:08:35,065 Stan, we haven't gone that far yet. 178 00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,035 Maybe we should just swing back round to Earth 179 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:39,135 - and drop them off. - Xev, you promised! 180 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,239 We agreed that we were never gonna go back there. 181 00:08:41,439 --> 00:08:42,974 Well, we're probably still close enough 182 00:08:43,009 --> 00:08:44,777 to send them back in a moth. 183 00:08:44,812 --> 00:08:46,545 Yeah? Yeah, we could do that. 184 00:08:46,678 --> 00:08:47,913 We could do something else. 185 00:08:50,581 --> 00:08:52,550 - Like what? - Like bring them with us. 186 00:08:54,618 --> 00:08:55,985 What do you have in mind? 187 00:08:56,020 --> 00:08:57,788 Well, maybe we could just send the guys 188 00:08:57,823 --> 00:08:59,123 back in a moth, you know? 189 00:08:59,256 --> 00:09:01,859 Well look, the crew is unbalanced here, 190 00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:04,061 we need a couple more females. 191 00:09:04,096 --> 00:09:05,594 I think it's the girls 192 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:07,598 who wanna go back, if anyone. 193 00:09:07,633 --> 00:09:09,164 We're in no hurry. 194 00:09:09,199 --> 00:09:10,901 We can just bring them with us for a while 195 00:09:10,936 --> 00:09:12,903 and if things work out the way 196 00:09:13,003 --> 00:09:14,638 captain Stan would like, 197 00:09:14,673 --> 00:09:16,139 well then great. 198 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:18,057 If it doesn't, we can just drop 199 00:09:18,092 --> 00:09:19,774 them off someplace pleasant - 200 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,011 or unpleasant, depends on how they behave. 201 00:09:23,012 --> 00:09:24,314 Kai, what do you think? 202 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,682 I think - 203 00:09:25,815 --> 00:09:27,166 the dead should not intrude 204 00:09:27,201 --> 00:09:28,518 in the affairs of the living. 205 00:09:33,356 --> 00:09:34,822 Wow, weird cloth. 206 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:36,259 Can you machine wash this, or do you have 207 00:09:36,294 --> 00:09:37,860 to take it to the dry cleaners? 208 00:09:38,394 --> 00:09:40,330 It is made of very small living structures 209 00:09:40,365 --> 00:09:41,531 strung together. 210 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:43,533 It cleans itself. 211 00:09:43,899 --> 00:09:45,700 Get your fingers off my man, 212 00:09:45,735 --> 00:09:47,467 - you evil tramp! - Excuse me? 213 00:09:47,502 --> 00:09:49,671 I am a psycically jealous robot head 214 00:09:49,706 --> 00:09:50,971 in love with a dead man, 215 00:09:51,006 --> 00:09:52,908 and I've been watching you and I can see 216 00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:54,576 the need to corpse-cuddle growing 217 00:09:54,611 --> 00:09:56,345 in your wicked little eyes! 218 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,579 He's funny. 219 00:09:58,247 --> 00:09:59,748 Actually no, he's not funny. 220 00:09:59,982 --> 00:10:01,883 He's an evil and a dangerous robot head 221 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:03,785 and his programming is totally defective. 222 00:10:03,820 --> 00:10:05,420 He actually is in love with Kai, 223 00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:06,855 so I just recommend that you stay away from him. 224 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:08,891 Stay away from Kai too because he's dead, 225 00:10:08,926 --> 00:10:10,125 he's got no interest in women. 226 00:10:10,359 --> 00:10:11,726 Is that true? 227 00:10:12,827 --> 00:10:14,028 Yes. 228 00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:16,564 But now, umm, 229 00:10:17,365 --> 00:10:18,633 see, if you - 230 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:20,700 Now 231 00:10:20,735 --> 00:10:22,336 this ship 232 00:10:22,503 --> 00:10:24,488 is really some weird 233 00:10:24,523 --> 00:10:26,474 secret NASA thing except 234 00:10:26,674 --> 00:10:28,976 you're not allowed to tell me the truth, right? 235 00:10:29,577 --> 00:10:31,512 - No, this actually is the Lexx. - And you're 236 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,012 - the captain. - Yes, 237 00:10:33,047 --> 00:10:35,016 I'm the captain. Now I gotta go, OK? 238 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,784 Dude, I don't believe you. 239 00:10:36,819 --> 00:10:38,052 Don't believe what? 240 00:10:38,486 --> 00:10:40,220 You don't exactly look like a captain. 241 00:10:41,555 --> 00:10:42,856 I don't look like a captain. 242 00:10:44,457 --> 00:10:45,625 Come over here. 243 00:10:53,033 --> 00:10:54,199 Lexx, 244 00:10:54,234 --> 00:10:55,402 who's your captain? 245 00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,937 You are my one 246 00:10:56,972 --> 00:10:58,403 and only captain, 247 00:10:58,438 --> 00:11:00,123 - captain Stan. - Cool. 248 00:11:00,158 --> 00:11:01,600 How do you control it? 249 00:11:01,635 --> 00:11:03,008 Well, like you just saw, 250 00:11:03,043 --> 00:11:04,978 I've got this key and I just - 251 00:11:05,212 --> 00:11:06,446 - Just what? - Jast... 252 00:11:06,779 --> 00:11:08,681 - Nothing. - Nothing? 253 00:11:08,716 --> 00:11:10,300 Dude, get real. 254 00:11:10,335 --> 00:11:11,884 I said nothing! 255 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:13,752 Everything else is on a need 256 00:11:13,787 --> 00:11:15,171 to know basis, 257 00:11:15,206 --> 00:11:16,520 and you two 258 00:11:16,555 --> 00:11:18,290 do not need to know. 259 00:11:22,294 --> 00:11:24,363 We've got to get them to broadcast the message. 260 00:11:24,830 --> 00:11:26,298 That's what this is all about. 261 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:27,698 You're right Haley. 262 00:11:27,733 --> 00:11:29,535 - How are we gonna do it? - Well, 263 00:11:30,102 --> 00:11:31,937 we're gonna have to make 'em like us. 264 00:11:32,338 --> 00:11:33,672 Like us how? 265 00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:35,874 Really like us. 266 00:11:36,374 --> 00:11:38,343 We're gonna have to put out for them, 267 00:11:38,676 --> 00:11:40,094 if we expect them 268 00:11:40,129 --> 00:11:41,477 to perform for us. 269 00:11:41,512 --> 00:11:43,531 You get the captain, Haley. 270 00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:45,550 He's like, way over 30! 271 00:11:46,251 --> 00:11:47,785 And anyway, how can I, when - 272 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:48,918 When what? 273 00:11:48,953 --> 00:11:50,955 - You and I, you know - - We what? 274 00:11:51,956 --> 00:11:53,558 Don't worry. 275 00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,994 This is just a practical thing. 276 00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:57,962 It won't affect you 277 00:11:58,696 --> 00:11:59,898 and me. 278 00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:02,399 We've all gotta make sacrifices Haley, 279 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,535 to get the word out to the people! 280 00:12:06,503 --> 00:12:07,736 I have to ask, 281 00:12:07,771 --> 00:12:09,673 how you ever managed to get it up with her. 282 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:12,341 I just closed my eyes 283 00:12:12,376 --> 00:12:13,810 and thought of the trust fund. 284 00:12:21,018 --> 00:12:23,020 You're dangerous, aren't you? 285 00:12:23,387 --> 00:12:24,655 Yes. 286 00:12:26,356 --> 00:12:27,925 Wow. Is this where you sleep? 287 00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,209 I do not sleep, but I do spend 288 00:12:30,244 --> 00:12:31,836 most of my time in this cryopod 289 00:12:31,871 --> 00:12:33,429 in a state of suspended animation 290 00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:35,164 to preserve my protoblood. 291 00:12:35,231 --> 00:12:37,166 Are you aware of anything when you're in it? 292 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:38,933 No. 293 00:12:38,968 --> 00:12:40,369 Why aren't you in it now? 294 00:12:40,736 --> 00:12:42,069 Stan and Xev reanimate me, 295 00:12:42,104 --> 00:12:43,739 when they think they may need my assistance, 296 00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:46,542 such as when they encounter an unknown craft in space. 297 00:12:47,410 --> 00:12:48,678 You mean - 298 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:50,846 like us? 299 00:12:54,050 --> 00:12:55,451 What do you want, Amber? 300 00:12:56,786 --> 00:12:58,003 I don't know - 301 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,221 I'm confused. 302 00:13:01,723 --> 00:13:03,723 Confused? She is an evil witch 303 00:13:03,758 --> 00:13:05,794 who's trying to cast a spell on my dead man, 304 00:13:05,961 --> 00:13:07,963 who really wants to cuddle with my casing, 305 00:13:07,998 --> 00:13:09,598 only he doesn't realise it. 306 00:13:09,798 --> 00:13:11,800 Kai - use your brace and kill her 307 00:13:11,835 --> 00:13:13,319 so I don't have to endure 308 00:13:13,354 --> 00:13:14,803 her grating voice any longer! 309 00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:16,522 I will not do that, 790 310 00:13:16,557 --> 00:13:18,206 What is your brace? 311 00:13:19,107 --> 00:13:20,275 This. 312 00:13:21,276 --> 00:13:22,544 What does it do? 313 00:13:22,579 --> 00:13:23,812 It kills people. 314 00:13:24,379 --> 00:13:25,713 Have you killed anyone 315 00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:28,113 - with it? - I was an assassin 316 00:13:28,148 --> 00:13:30,150 with the Divine Order for 2000 years. 317 00:13:30,618 --> 00:13:32,419 I have killed many people. 318 00:13:34,121 --> 00:13:35,523 Show me how it works. 319 00:13:36,657 --> 00:13:38,692 Show her Kai - by killing her! 320 00:14:01,681 --> 00:14:03,316 He is not interested in you. 321 00:14:03,351 --> 00:14:04,951 What makes you say that? 322 00:14:05,151 --> 00:14:07,253 He has not had sex in over 6000 years 323 00:14:07,288 --> 00:14:09,088 and has no interest in anyone - 324 00:14:09,123 --> 00:14:10,524 especially stupid tarts 325 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,890 with tacky clothes! 326 00:14:11,925 --> 00:14:13,476 I might be interested in him. 327 00:14:13,511 --> 00:14:15,028 - I won't allow it! - You won't? 328 00:14:15,128 --> 00:14:17,130 No I will not. Stay far away 329 00:14:17,165 --> 00:14:19,132 - from my man, or - - Or what? 330 00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,133 Or I'll do whatever I have 331 00:14:21,168 --> 00:14:22,266 to to stop you. 332 00:14:22,301 --> 00:14:23,969 And what would that be? 333 00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:25,802 I'll run you down! 334 00:14:25,837 --> 00:14:27,137 I'll scramble your programming! 335 00:14:27,172 --> 00:14:29,241 I'll bite you if I get the chance! I'll - 336 00:14:29,276 --> 00:14:30,709 I think you're overheating. 337 00:14:32,277 --> 00:14:34,346 But I love him. I love him! 338 00:14:34,780 --> 00:14:35,913 Kai! 339 00:14:35,948 --> 00:14:38,183 I love you, and she's just a cheap floozy 340 00:14:38,218 --> 00:14:40,419 trying to add you to her trophy shelf! 341 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,760 I find it hard to love 342 00:14:50,795 --> 00:14:52,597 those who are destroying the Earth. 343 00:14:53,064 --> 00:14:54,232 Don't worry. 344 00:14:54,398 --> 00:14:56,400 We agreed not to blow up your planet. 345 00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:59,003 I always knew you were hot Xev but - 346 00:14:59,737 --> 00:15:01,706 you're even hotter in the flesh. 347 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,841 How did you know I was hot? 348 00:15:04,475 --> 00:15:06,244 I saw you. 349 00:15:06,410 --> 00:15:08,145 The whole world saw you. 350 00:15:08,412 --> 00:15:10,081 First on the Internet, and then on that 351 00:15:10,116 --> 00:15:12,050 TV show. And now here I am 352 00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:13,985 with you, that's totally cool. 353 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,703 No - totally hot. 354 00:15:15,738 --> 00:15:17,387 Red hot - which 355 00:15:17,587 --> 00:15:19,120 you are. 356 00:15:19,155 --> 00:15:21,525 And which Stanley is not, 357 00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:22,724 so 358 00:15:22,759 --> 00:15:24,494 why is he the captain 359 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:27,163 and not your babelicious self? 360 00:15:27,631 --> 00:15:28,964 Because he has 361 00:15:28,999 --> 00:15:31,001 the key to the Lexx. 362 00:15:32,235 --> 00:15:33,637 And how did he get it? 363 00:15:35,338 --> 00:15:37,007 That's a long story. 364 00:15:41,978 --> 00:15:44,044 Dear dear good old pal 365 00:15:44,079 --> 00:15:46,048 buddy buddy flawed but ever 366 00:15:46,083 --> 00:15:47,982 loveable Stan - I'm desperate. 367 00:15:48,017 --> 00:15:49,585 - You have to help me. - Forget it 368 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:51,054 790, you're not convincing. 369 00:15:51,089 --> 00:15:52,606 Listen, you seen Amber? 370 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,123 I have, pus breath. 371 00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:56,492 Let's make a deal. I'll do anything you want, 372 00:15:56,527 --> 00:15:57,892 you name it, as long as you kill 373 00:15:57,927 --> 00:15:59,929 - the scheming bitch for me. - What?! 374 00:15:59,964 --> 00:16:01,530 Amber, she's after Kai. 375 00:16:01,597 --> 00:16:03,098 What?! What, you want me to murder her?! 376 00:16:03,465 --> 00:16:04,565 Call it what you want, 377 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,168 I consider it a mercy killing. 378 00:16:06,335 --> 00:16:08,337 Just end her life, please! 379 00:16:08,804 --> 00:16:10,139 And you think I'm gonna murder 380 00:16:10,174 --> 00:16:11,706 somebody just like that? 381 00:16:11,806 --> 00:16:14,042 I haven't exactly observed a solid moral 382 00:16:14,077 --> 00:16:15,310 streak in you, so yes. 383 00:16:15,345 --> 00:16:17,377 No 790, no way. 384 00:16:17,412 --> 00:16:19,280 I am not going to do it. 385 00:16:19,347 --> 00:16:20,648 Please?! 386 00:16:20,683 --> 00:16:21,915 No 790, no - 387 00:16:21,950 --> 00:16:23,985 ten times no - forget it! 388 00:16:25,053 --> 00:16:26,855 Look, look, would you 389 00:16:26,890 --> 00:16:28,389 just - wait. 390 00:16:29,224 --> 00:16:30,959 - I'll make a deal with you. - What? 391 00:16:30,994 --> 00:16:32,725 OK. Now you 392 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:34,762 convince Amber to do some, you know, 393 00:16:34,797 --> 00:16:36,564 dirty dancing with me, 394 00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,265 and I'll do my best to make sure that she 395 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,765 stays away from Kai. 396 00:16:39,800 --> 00:16:41,168 I will have nothing to do 397 00:16:41,203 --> 00:16:42,536 with your filthy schemes. 398 00:16:42,571 --> 00:16:44,104 OK. Fine. 399 00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:45,839 Because sooner or later she's gonna get tired 400 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,272 of going after the dead guy, 401 00:16:47,307 --> 00:16:49,109 and so Stan the man's gonna get his way 402 00:16:49,144 --> 00:16:50,611 in the end anyway. 403 00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,947 Captain Stanley? 404 00:16:58,652 --> 00:17:00,387 I have something for you. 405 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,859 And then Lyekka 406 00:17:07,126 --> 00:17:09,193 we think, who gave it to a moth breeder, 407 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,661 who gave it to Bunny - that's the First Lady - 408 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,431 who gave it back to a moth breeder, then back to Bunny, 409 00:17:12,466 --> 00:17:14,367 - and then Stan got it back. - Whoa! Whoa! 410 00:17:14,901 --> 00:17:16,235 I'd like how? 411 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,771 Why do you wanna know? 412 00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,473 Hey, I'm a curious guy - 413 00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:22,341 it's a part of my nature. 414 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:24,977 It's part of my nature too, 415 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,280 but - 416 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:28,881 What? 417 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,785 Can I trust you? 418 00:17:33,251 --> 00:17:34,452 Xev, 419 00:17:34,619 --> 00:17:36,221 you can trust me, 420 00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:37,722 I promise. 421 00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:41,660 Good. 422 00:17:42,427 --> 00:17:43,662 See, 423 00:17:43,929 --> 00:17:45,830 you can only get the key 424 00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:47,883 if the person, who has 425 00:17:47,918 --> 00:17:49,533 it is brought to either 426 00:17:49,568 --> 00:17:51,570 the extreme of sexual ecstasy, 427 00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,405 or the edge of death. 428 00:17:53,939 --> 00:17:55,707 Cool. Totally 429 00:17:56,141 --> 00:17:57,709 and excellently 430 00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:59,311 cool. 431 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:00,812 And now... 432 00:18:01,078 --> 00:18:03,013 Totally and excellently hot. 433 00:18:05,249 --> 00:18:06,650 Hang in there babe. 434 00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,919 Stay frosty - 435 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:10,588 I mean, hot - 436 00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,722 and I'll 437 00:18:11,889 --> 00:18:13,324 be right back. 438 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,304 We have totally hit the jackpot, 439 00:18:28,339 --> 00:18:29,906 I can't believe that this is all working. 440 00:18:29,941 --> 00:18:31,675 Look, I'll do the man in black, 441 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:33,374 but not the captain, no way! 442 00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:35,211 The man in black does not have the key, OK? 443 00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:37,145 And he's dead so, forget it. 444 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:39,182 Amber, you have to go like right 445 00:18:39,482 --> 00:18:41,182 now and pounce on Tweedle 446 00:18:41,217 --> 00:18:42,852 before Haley does anything and gets 447 00:18:42,887 --> 00:18:44,352 the key for herself. 448 00:18:44,387 --> 00:18:46,523 OK, I really can't see Haley bringing 449 00:18:46,558 --> 00:18:48,091 anyone anywhere near the edge 450 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,592 of sexual ecstasy - 451 00:18:49,759 --> 00:18:51,761 - even him. - She's right about that. 452 00:18:52,762 --> 00:18:54,297 I say we just kill the captain. 453 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:55,865 I would agree - 454 00:18:55,999 --> 00:18:57,165 if it wasn't for the dude in black 455 00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:58,532 and his brace thing. 456 00:18:58,567 --> 00:19:00,636 I've read loads of ATF files about people, 457 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:02,838 he totally shish-kebabed them. 458 00:19:03,071 --> 00:19:04,773 We have to put the dead man on ice. 459 00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:06,842 - Yeah! - So how do we do that? 460 00:19:06,877 --> 00:19:08,761 Men always do what I want. 461 00:19:08,796 --> 00:19:10,646 - Oh yeah? - Trust me. 462 00:19:10,846 --> 00:19:12,648 - Why? - You did. 463 00:19:13,148 --> 00:19:14,781 Look, it's not like this is the first time 464 00:19:14,816 --> 00:19:17,119 I ever lowered myself purely for personal gain. 465 00:19:17,719 --> 00:19:19,922 I did sleep with both of you, right? 466 00:19:26,627 --> 00:19:27,795 Did you -? 467 00:19:33,768 --> 00:19:35,102 Well Haley - 468 00:19:35,369 --> 00:19:36,938 what is it you want? 469 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,308 I want to - 470 00:19:41,375 --> 00:19:42,543 Sleep. 471 00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:45,246 With you. 472 00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,480 That's great! Now, 473 00:19:47,515 --> 00:19:49,200 I assume by sleep with me 474 00:19:49,235 --> 00:19:50,850 you don't mean lie down 475 00:19:50,885 --> 00:19:52,986 beside me and have a little snooze? No. 476 00:19:54,154 --> 00:19:56,189 But, like so many women you're 477 00:19:56,890 --> 00:19:58,792 just overcome by 478 00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:01,962 my manhood and you find yourself 479 00:20:01,997 --> 00:20:03,762 compelled to jump on me 480 00:20:03,797 --> 00:20:06,066 and enjoy my studly self to the fullest. 481 00:20:06,666 --> 00:20:07,834 Am I right? 482 00:20:08,301 --> 00:20:09,536 Yes. 483 00:20:12,572 --> 00:20:13,773 Well - I'm ready. 484 00:20:14,708 --> 00:20:15,942 Do your worst. 485 00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:17,944 Well. 486 00:20:18,545 --> 00:20:19,945 You could start - 487 00:20:20,913 --> 00:20:22,615 by ripping off my clothes. 488 00:20:24,283 --> 00:20:25,985 How dare you, creep! 489 00:20:27,786 --> 00:20:29,354 What did you do that for?! 490 00:20:29,389 --> 00:20:30,923 Josh and Ryan may want me to, 491 00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:32,625 but I won't do it! 492 00:20:33,259 --> 00:20:34,460 But I got - 493 00:20:38,831 --> 00:20:39,999 Hiya babe. 494 00:20:41,267 --> 00:20:42,568 Hi Josh. 495 00:20:42,668 --> 00:20:43,836 So, 496 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,305 where were we? 497 00:20:47,405 --> 00:20:49,457 Are you ready to resume 498 00:20:49,492 --> 00:20:51,509 playing hide the salami 499 00:20:51,544 --> 00:20:53,362 with Mr Big Meat, 500 00:20:53,397 --> 00:20:55,439 'cause I feel like a 501 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:57,482 wild bull tonight! 502 00:21:00,919 --> 00:21:02,086 Xev, 503 00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:03,453 you're like 504 00:21:03,488 --> 00:21:05,190 Miss Hot Wings, baby - 505 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,558 you're like 506 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,860 Miss Super Spicy Hot Wings - 507 00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:11,095 Miss Super Spicy Hot Wings 508 00:21:11,130 --> 00:21:13,164 with extra cayenne. 509 00:21:13,631 --> 00:21:14,798 Josh?! 510 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,366 Haley! 511 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:19,703 - Hi. - Admit it - 512 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,905 you were only interested in me 513 00:21:21,940 --> 00:21:23,240 for my trust fund. 514 00:21:27,444 --> 00:21:28,946 OK, you got me - 515 00:21:29,513 --> 00:21:30,712 I admit it. 516 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:32,115 How could you do that? 517 00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,517 I had to - 518 00:21:33,884 --> 00:21:35,719 to get the message out Haley - 519 00:21:35,853 --> 00:21:37,052 to the people. 520 00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:38,220 I don't believe you. 521 00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:40,324 I don't believe anything you say. 522 00:21:40,791 --> 00:21:42,692 I bet everything you ever told me was a lie! 523 00:21:42,727 --> 00:21:44,427 Not everything - just 524 00:21:45,228 --> 00:21:47,029 99%. 525 00:21:48,264 --> 00:21:49,765 You can have him. 526 00:21:49,966 --> 00:21:51,666 He says he cares about the planet, 527 00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:53,536 but all he really cares about is himself. 528 00:21:54,237 --> 00:21:56,072 I wish I'd never met you Josh. 529 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:01,644 What, 530 00:22:02,245 --> 00:22:03,446 her? 531 00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,282 Ah come on, don't worry. 532 00:22:06,317 --> 00:22:07,750 Haley's like... 533 00:22:08,384 --> 00:22:10,318 and you're like - mmm 534 00:22:16,992 --> 00:22:18,994 Ever have the urge to kill someone? 535 00:22:21,630 --> 00:22:22,762 Yes. 536 00:22:22,797 --> 00:22:25,033 I know the feeling - well. 537 00:22:43,751 --> 00:22:44,884 Amber! 538 00:22:44,919 --> 00:22:46,854 I've never been this close 539 00:22:46,889 --> 00:22:48,789 to a real live captain before. 540 00:22:49,557 --> 00:22:50,858 Well, there's - 541 00:22:51,992 --> 00:22:54,028 there's always a first time for everything. 542 00:22:55,529 --> 00:22:57,498 I really really 543 00:22:59,099 --> 00:23:00,534 wanna be with you, Captain Stanley, 544 00:23:00,569 --> 00:23:02,620 it's just that I can't stop 545 00:23:02,655 --> 00:23:04,671 thinking about someone else. 546 00:23:05,471 --> 00:23:07,207 - Who? - Kai. 547 00:23:08,608 --> 00:23:11,010 There's something really special about him. 548 00:23:11,711 --> 00:23:13,646 Yeah, he's dead - 549 00:23:14,647 --> 00:23:16,649 which means that he can never satisfy 550 00:23:17,183 --> 00:23:18,384 you the way a real 551 00:23:18,419 --> 00:23:20,019 live man can. 552 00:23:20,420 --> 00:23:22,422 I wish I could get him out of my head! 553 00:23:22,922 --> 00:23:24,740 It would make things 554 00:23:24,775 --> 00:23:26,559 so much easier for us. 555 00:23:32,431 --> 00:23:34,299 You, you just wait here a second, 556 00:23:34,334 --> 00:23:35,567 - OK? - OK. 557 00:23:35,602 --> 00:23:36,768 Yeah. 558 00:23:40,272 --> 00:23:41,840 I'm just thinking of your best interests 559 00:23:41,875 --> 00:23:43,408 here Kai, you know, the longer you're up 560 00:23:43,443 --> 00:23:44,808 the more protoblood you waste. 561 00:23:44,843 --> 00:23:46,912 It makes sense for you to shut down for a while. 562 00:23:48,447 --> 00:23:50,282 What if you need me to protect you? 563 00:23:50,983 --> 00:23:52,584 Well if we need you we'll wake you, 564 00:23:52,851 --> 00:23:54,086 OK? 565 00:23:54,653 --> 00:23:56,155 Nighty night. 566 00:24:00,725 --> 00:24:02,225 Oh Amber, get ready 567 00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:04,695 for some real live man meat! 568 00:24:15,806 --> 00:24:17,241 Excellent. 569 00:24:24,515 --> 00:24:26,250 Sleep tight, dead man. 570 00:24:29,452 --> 00:24:30,652 Oh Amber, hope 571 00:24:30,687 --> 00:24:32,589 you're as ready as I am. 572 00:24:33,590 --> 00:24:35,091 I mean, I'm talking 573 00:24:35,292 --> 00:24:37,227 extra hot. I'm talking 574 00:24:37,460 --> 00:24:39,196 - extra spicy. - Josh! 575 00:24:39,262 --> 00:24:40,630 We're set man. 576 00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:42,833 That's great - can you 577 00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:44,534 come back later? 578 00:24:45,368 --> 00:24:46,536 So - 579 00:24:47,671 --> 00:24:50,073 I'm gonna go tell Amber she doesn't have to do 580 00:24:50,108 --> 00:24:52,042 what she doesn't wanna do with 581 00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:53,775 the captain. 582 00:24:53,810 --> 00:24:55,943 That's great. Bye Ryan. 583 00:24:55,978 --> 00:24:58,113 What does Amber not have to do with the captain? 584 00:24:58,148 --> 00:25:00,082 Oh I don't know - 585 00:25:00,483 --> 00:25:02,518 I think it's something between her and Ryan. 586 00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:04,887 Who cares? 587 00:25:05,488 --> 00:25:06,722 I do. 588 00:25:07,857 --> 00:25:10,226 Hey Amber, you don't have to think about Kai - 589 00:25:10,659 --> 00:25:11,927 Amber? 590 00:25:13,028 --> 00:25:14,196 Amber! 591 00:25:15,898 --> 00:25:17,166 Hey, 592 00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:19,435 - you seen Amber? - No, why? 593 00:25:20,336 --> 00:25:21,971 Oh, no. 594 00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,274 Forget it man - 595 00:25:26,708 --> 00:25:28,076 you're definitely not 596 00:25:28,309 --> 00:25:29,527 her type. 597 00:25:29,562 --> 00:25:30,745 Listen kid - 598 00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,014 experience does count for something. 599 00:25:33,481 --> 00:25:35,216 You just might learn that one day. 600 00:25:37,085 --> 00:25:38,286 Amber! 601 00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:45,158 What about Kai? 602 00:25:45,193 --> 00:25:47,061 - Coll. - Excellent. 603 00:25:47,395 --> 00:25:48,596 So - 604 00:25:49,364 --> 00:25:50,597 you gonna kill him - 605 00:25:51,431 --> 00:25:52,633 or bonk him? 606 00:25:54,701 --> 00:25:55,969 Maybe both. 607 00:25:56,537 --> 00:25:58,505 It's in a piece of manmade infrastructure, 608 00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,890 so the Lexx didn't absorb it 609 00:25:59,925 --> 00:26:01,241 like it does most other things. 610 00:26:01,276 --> 00:26:02,910 Lucky I spotted it. 611 00:26:04,645 --> 00:26:05,846 What is it? 612 00:26:06,980 --> 00:26:08,382 It's called a blackpak. 613 00:26:08,515 --> 00:26:10,584 It's the solution to all your problems - 614 00:26:11,251 --> 00:26:12,586 and mine. 615 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:14,938 Careful. 616 00:26:14,973 --> 00:26:16,156 Amber! 617 00:26:16,423 --> 00:26:17,624 Amber! 618 00:26:18,524 --> 00:26:19,892 Amber! 619 00:26:20,626 --> 00:26:21,894 Amber. 620 00:26:23,262 --> 00:26:24,497 Amber. 621 00:26:33,739 --> 00:26:34,974 Oh, there you are. 622 00:26:35,741 --> 00:26:37,143 He looks like he's sleeping. 623 00:26:37,910 --> 00:26:39,946 No, no, he's frozen actually. 624 00:26:40,546 --> 00:26:42,582 Yeah, yeah, he kept going on about 625 00:26:42,949 --> 00:26:44,582 how his protoblood was running out 626 00:26:44,617 --> 00:26:46,451 and how he needed to go into cryostasis 627 00:26:46,486 --> 00:26:48,153 and then he just 628 00:26:48,453 --> 00:26:49,921 closed the lid on himself. 629 00:26:50,222 --> 00:26:51,556 When will he wake up? 630 00:26:52,190 --> 00:26:54,659 Oh, could be months, 631 00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:56,328 maybe years even. 632 00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,465 Yeah, but in the meantime 633 00:27:01,366 --> 00:27:03,468 why don't you and I 634 00:27:03,902 --> 00:27:06,271 retire to captain Stan's place 635 00:27:06,306 --> 00:27:07,939 for a little one on one? 636 00:27:11,576 --> 00:27:12,777 Yeah, OK. 637 00:27:13,011 --> 00:27:14,445 - Yeah? - Yeah. 638 00:27:14,480 --> 00:27:16,280 Oh. OK. 639 00:27:26,957 --> 00:27:29,126 Haley has a lot of unresolved issues, 640 00:27:29,326 --> 00:27:30,693 and all you have to do is 641 00:27:30,728 --> 00:27:32,730 throw her a few scraps of affection 642 00:27:32,765 --> 00:27:34,732 and she's your slave, right? 643 00:27:35,299 --> 00:27:37,134 It doesn't even have to be real affection, 644 00:27:37,169 --> 00:27:38,834 because you can fake it easily, 645 00:27:38,869 --> 00:27:40,571 because she can't tell the difference. 646 00:27:42,071 --> 00:27:44,140 But she's been useful, hasn't she? 647 00:27:47,076 --> 00:27:48,945 You really care about the planet, 648 00:27:49,379 --> 00:27:50,547 don't you Ryan? 649 00:27:51,748 --> 00:27:52,982 I do. 650 00:27:53,316 --> 00:27:54,516 I care about the planet. 651 00:27:54,551 --> 00:27:56,619 You just used me for my trust fund. 652 00:27:57,487 --> 00:27:58,887 You needed my money 653 00:27:58,922 --> 00:28:01,224 to pay the Russians to launch the Comet capsule. 654 00:28:02,425 --> 00:28:03,626 Good Haley - 655 00:28:05,128 --> 00:28:06,629 what's that thing in your hands? 656 00:28:09,198 --> 00:28:11,099 Amber. Amber. Amber. 657 00:28:15,204 --> 00:28:16,939 You're strong. Oh yeah. 658 00:28:17,439 --> 00:28:18,640 Oh yeah. 659 00:28:19,241 --> 00:28:21,443 Oh yeah yeah yeah. 660 00:28:22,411 --> 00:28:24,413 Nice start. Oh yes 661 00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:32,321 - Turn around. - Turn around? 662 00:28:32,721 --> 00:28:34,356 OK. OK. 663 00:28:38,826 --> 00:28:40,628 Stanley likey! 664 00:28:48,169 --> 00:28:50,438 We're gonna have some fun. 665 00:28:51,038 --> 00:28:52,438 Oh Amber, you 666 00:28:52,473 --> 00:28:54,308 make me feel good. 667 00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:02,049 Amber? 668 00:29:04,351 --> 00:29:05,552 OK Haley, 669 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:07,554 I'll come clean. 670 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,790 You know Josh and I can hack into anything? 671 00:29:11,358 --> 00:29:13,160 Well about a year ago we hacked 672 00:29:13,195 --> 00:29:14,995 into an ATF server - 673 00:29:15,195 --> 00:29:17,797 the Department of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms 674 00:29:18,031 --> 00:29:19,432 who really do control 675 00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:21,635 everything. We got to learn 676 00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:23,301 about the Lexx, 677 00:29:23,336 --> 00:29:25,405 and how the Earth was going down the crapper. 678 00:29:26,139 --> 00:29:27,808 So we thought it would be the best thing 679 00:29:27,843 --> 00:29:29,676 to get off the planet 680 00:29:29,711 --> 00:29:31,510 and onto the Lexx - 681 00:29:32,178 --> 00:29:33,512 and now here we are. 682 00:29:33,779 --> 00:29:35,714 So all that stuff about 683 00:29:36,315 --> 00:29:37,550 getting the message out to the people 684 00:29:37,585 --> 00:29:39,151 was just a big lie. 685 00:29:39,251 --> 00:29:40,452 Well - 686 00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:42,121 kind of a lie. 687 00:29:43,155 --> 00:29:44,824 We're not exactly against that, 688 00:29:45,224 --> 00:29:47,726 but the Earth is a very sick planet, 689 00:29:47,761 --> 00:29:50,062 as you yourself always say, 690 00:29:51,130 --> 00:29:52,429 so we thought 691 00:29:52,464 --> 00:29:54,031 it would be the best idea 692 00:29:54,066 --> 00:29:56,202 to get off the planet and go somewhere else. 693 00:29:57,570 --> 00:29:58,871 And look - 694 00:29:59,604 --> 00:30:01,072 we are off the planet. 695 00:30:02,173 --> 00:30:03,808 Me, Amber, 696 00:30:03,942 --> 00:30:06,311 Josh - and you, Haley. 697 00:30:06,578 --> 00:30:07,846 We're rescued. 698 00:30:08,513 --> 00:30:10,448 We are the lucky ones. 699 00:30:11,316 --> 00:30:12,750 I don't feel lucky. 700 00:30:12,851 --> 00:30:14,185 I do. 701 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,021 That's nice. 702 00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:18,857 Oh that feels - 703 00:30:19,357 --> 00:30:21,159 you make me feel 704 00:30:21,194 --> 00:30:23,161 soo good. 705 00:30:23,461 --> 00:30:25,163 And this thing in my hand 706 00:30:26,297 --> 00:30:27,998 is called a blackpak. 707 00:30:30,234 --> 00:30:31,435 What's that do? 708 00:30:33,070 --> 00:30:34,338 Let's find out. 709 00:30:34,972 --> 00:30:36,206 I hope 710 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:38,742 it hurts. 711 00:30:46,416 --> 00:30:47,751 What was that? 712 00:30:50,721 --> 00:30:52,523 - What? - You tell me. 713 00:30:53,457 --> 00:30:55,558 It sounded like a blackpak, only it couldn't have been. 714 00:30:59,061 --> 00:31:00,329 Coming? 715 00:31:00,364 --> 00:31:01,562 Not likely. 716 00:31:01,597 --> 00:31:03,599 I've just got to check out something. 717 00:31:03,900 --> 00:31:05,233 But baby - 718 00:31:05,268 --> 00:31:07,136 my booster rocket is fuelled up and ready 719 00:31:07,171 --> 00:31:09,338 to launch like right now. 720 00:31:09,572 --> 00:31:11,207 Well - you'll have to keep it in the upright 721 00:31:11,242 --> 00:31:13,042 launch position till I'm back. 722 00:31:14,877 --> 00:31:16,612 - Where's Ryan? - Gohe. 723 00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:18,114 Gone where? 724 00:31:18,314 --> 00:31:20,248 Gone away - forever. 725 00:31:20,283 --> 00:31:22,050 You just said it would hurt him! 726 00:31:22,085 --> 00:31:23,718 I'm sure it did hurt him - 727 00:31:23,919 --> 00:31:25,253 but it also killed him. 728 00:31:25,821 --> 00:31:27,055 How does it feel? 729 00:31:29,491 --> 00:31:30,692 Good. 730 00:31:30,926 --> 00:31:32,894 That makes me happy. 731 00:31:44,139 --> 00:31:45,807 - Where's Ryan? - Gone. 732 00:31:46,007 --> 00:31:47,342 Gone where? 733 00:31:47,409 --> 00:31:48,942 Away - but he told me 734 00:31:48,977 --> 00:31:50,344 everything before he left. 735 00:31:50,911 --> 00:31:52,546 What everything? 736 00:31:52,581 --> 00:31:54,181 Just - everything. 737 00:31:54,281 --> 00:31:56,250 - You know. - I don't know. 738 00:31:56,484 --> 00:31:57,785 Haley is going to kill you, 739 00:31:57,820 --> 00:31:59,353 you conniving tramp. 740 00:31:59,388 --> 00:32:00,521 Yeah, right. 741 00:32:01,222 --> 00:32:03,491 If that's all you have to say I'm leaving here, tout suite. 742 00:32:03,526 --> 00:32:05,392 That's right, you are leaving here, because 743 00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:07,544 like the robot head said 744 00:32:07,579 --> 00:32:09,330 you'll be dead - tout suite. 745 00:32:09,697 --> 00:32:11,382 Haley - you've always been a few 746 00:32:11,417 --> 00:32:13,193 French fries short of a happy meal, 747 00:32:13,228 --> 00:32:14,969 but this is taking things a bit far. 748 00:32:15,004 --> 00:32:16,971 No it isn't. You guys used me 749 00:32:17,103 --> 00:32:18,436 and you deserve to die. 750 00:32:18,471 --> 00:32:19,906 And she's going to kill you - 751 00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:21,941 just like she killed Ryan. 752 00:32:22,375 --> 00:32:24,177 - You killed Ryan? - Yes I did - 753 00:32:24,212 --> 00:32:25,478 with this thing. 754 00:32:25,812 --> 00:32:27,247 I don't believe you. 755 00:32:27,282 --> 00:32:28,446 Believe me. 756 00:32:28,481 --> 00:32:30,250 Even if you did, why would you want to kill me? 757 00:32:30,285 --> 00:32:31,568 All I've ever wanted to do was 758 00:32:31,603 --> 00:32:32,852 to broadcast to the people. 759 00:32:32,952 --> 00:32:34,052 That's a lie. 760 00:32:34,087 --> 00:32:35,854 You're a scheming bitch! 761 00:32:35,889 --> 00:32:37,856 Killing you will make me feel good, 762 00:32:37,891 --> 00:32:40,059 which is something I haven't felt much recently. 763 00:32:40,326 --> 00:32:42,028 You can't be serious. 764 00:32:42,063 --> 00:32:43,261 I am. 765 00:32:43,296 --> 00:32:44,797 Deadly serious. 766 00:32:45,597 --> 00:32:47,566 You don't care about Haley and you never did. 767 00:32:47,599 --> 00:32:49,768 Haley was just a wallet to you. 768 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:53,005 I told Ryan and Josh we should have gotten rid 769 00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:54,740 of you the second we blasted off. 770 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:56,542 You know why they didn't? 771 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:58,911 Because there was no way to get you out of the capsule 772 00:32:58,946 --> 00:33:00,345 and they didn't want your dead body 773 00:33:00,380 --> 00:33:01,814 to stink the place up! 774 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,149 You are a scheming bitch. 775 00:33:04,349 --> 00:33:06,051 And you're sick in the head. 776 00:33:06,418 --> 00:33:07,551 Exactly. 777 00:33:07,586 --> 00:33:08,887 Now pull the trigger. 778 00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:11,021 Haley - 779 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:12,857 I'm gonna take that thing away from you. 780 00:33:12,892 --> 00:33:15,226 - No, you're not. - Yes I am. 781 00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:16,893 - Shoot! - Hailey, 782 00:33:16,928 --> 00:33:18,361 you've always been a good girl who's done 783 00:33:18,396 --> 00:33:20,865 what she's been told. That's not gonna change now. 784 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,134 Haley's not a good girl anymore. 785 00:33:23,634 --> 00:33:25,503 - Haley - - Amber - 786 00:33:30,374 --> 00:33:32,076 - Bitchslapped! - Amber - 787 00:33:36,113 --> 00:33:38,082 - Why didn't you shoot?! - I don't know. 788 00:33:38,816 --> 00:33:40,117 What do I do now? 789 00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:41,383 You finish the job. 790 00:33:41,418 --> 00:33:43,151 You're a serial killer now. 791 00:33:43,186 --> 00:33:44,955 You have to get rid of the rest of the crew - 792 00:33:44,990 --> 00:33:46,957 all of them - especially Xev. 793 00:33:47,090 --> 00:33:48,625 She's the most dangerous. 794 00:33:48,992 --> 00:33:50,694 Stan is only the captain because he has 795 00:33:50,729 --> 00:33:52,295 the key to the Lexx inside him. 796 00:33:52,529 --> 00:33:54,397 As soon as you kill him the key will fly out 797 00:33:54,432 --> 00:33:56,216 of his rotten flesh and go into you, 798 00:33:56,251 --> 00:33:58,001 and you will be captain of the Lexx 799 00:33:58,036 --> 00:33:59,569 and can rule the universe! 800 00:33:59,736 --> 00:34:01,938 Quick - pick me up and take the other exit. 801 00:34:02,405 --> 00:34:03,772 We have to cut Stan off before 802 00:34:03,807 --> 00:34:05,809 he can get to Kai in the cryochamber. 803 00:34:15,918 --> 00:34:17,119 Kai! 804 00:34:18,254 --> 00:34:19,555 Kai. 805 00:34:20,089 --> 00:34:21,323 Kai. 806 00:34:27,863 --> 00:34:29,096 I missed him! 807 00:34:29,131 --> 00:34:31,300 I can't tell you how disappointed I am. 808 00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:33,702 Now pick me up and bring me over to Kai. 809 00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:43,244 Don't we have to kill the others now? 810 00:34:43,444 --> 00:34:44,679 Yes we do. 811 00:34:44,813 --> 00:34:46,614 But I just need a short time 812 00:34:46,848 --> 00:34:48,883 to admire my man. 813 00:34:53,054 --> 00:34:54,972 - Haley blackpaked Amber. - What?! 814 00:34:55,007 --> 00:34:56,891 Yeah, she's got 790 on her side, 815 00:34:57,559 --> 00:34:59,794 and now she's after all of us. We gotta get outta here fast. 816 00:34:59,829 --> 00:35:01,863 - Where's Kai? - Kai's in the cryochamber, 817 00:35:01,898 --> 00:35:03,562 he's frozen. We can't go in there. 818 00:35:03,597 --> 00:35:05,833 Haley's in there. I was just in there and she tried to kill me. 819 00:35:05,999 --> 00:35:07,901 - What's going on? - Haley's got a blackpak. 820 00:35:07,936 --> 00:35:09,803 - Where'd she get it? - What's a blackpak? 821 00:35:09,870 --> 00:35:11,336 I don't know where she got it. 822 00:35:11,371 --> 00:35:13,239 A blackpak is - it's a weapon from the Cluster, 823 00:35:13,274 --> 00:35:15,108 it kills people. I didn't even know we had any. 824 00:35:15,242 --> 00:35:16,708 - 790! - Yeah, he musta 825 00:35:16,743 --> 00:35:18,310 put her up to this. I saw her kill Amber 826 00:35:18,345 --> 00:35:20,614 and she said she killed Ryan and now she's after all of us. 827 00:35:20,848 --> 00:35:22,716 I shoulda dumped her in space. 828 00:35:23,016 --> 00:35:24,483 Yes you should have - 829 00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:26,520 before sweet little always trying 830 00:35:26,555 --> 00:35:28,487 to please everyone Haley discovered 831 00:35:28,522 --> 00:35:30,790 something really important about herself. 832 00:35:31,057 --> 00:35:32,925 - What's that, babe? - That it feels really good 833 00:35:33,259 --> 00:35:35,061 to kill jerks like you, Josh. 834 00:35:35,561 --> 00:35:37,697 Cut the small talk Haley, pull the trigger! 835 00:35:37,930 --> 00:35:39,965 End their lives and then sink into a state 836 00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,001 of guilt and depression and end your own life. 837 00:35:42,235 --> 00:35:44,570 790, you are completely evil. 838 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,572 I am not completely evil! 839 00:35:46,806 --> 00:35:48,574 I am madly in love with my man 840 00:35:48,774 --> 00:35:50,743 and I don't like having anyone else around 841 00:35:50,778 --> 00:35:52,195 to compete with - 842 00:35:52,230 --> 00:35:53,613 especially you. 843 00:35:54,714 --> 00:35:56,280 So Haley, you easily 844 00:35:56,315 --> 00:35:58,316 manipulated and stupid cow - 845 00:35:58,550 --> 00:35:59,718 blast 'em! 846 00:35:59,951 --> 00:36:02,020 What do you mean, easily manipulated? 847 00:36:02,654 --> 00:36:04,623 You were manipulated by your rich father. 848 00:36:04,856 --> 00:36:07,159 You were manipulated by your no-good boyfriend, 849 00:36:07,359 --> 00:36:08,960 and now you're being manipulated 850 00:36:08,995 --> 00:36:10,562 by a love-smitten robot head - 851 00:36:10,762 --> 00:36:12,464 but who cares about the details?! 852 00:36:12,499 --> 00:36:13,697 The only important thing 853 00:36:13,732 --> 00:36:15,867 is that you end the lives of Stan and Xev 854 00:36:15,902 --> 00:36:17,402 and the other flesh bag. 855 00:36:17,569 --> 00:36:19,204 - They're getting away! - Stop! 856 00:36:19,971 --> 00:36:21,907 Haley will not be manipulated anymore. 857 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,075 Haley - you're a serial killer. 858 00:36:24,376 --> 00:36:25,876 - Finish the job! - No! 859 00:36:26,210 --> 00:36:28,012 I thought you enjoyed killing the others. 860 00:36:31,382 --> 00:36:32,583 I did. 861 00:36:33,484 --> 00:36:34,819 So I will kill them - 862 00:36:35,319 --> 00:36:36,887 but only because I want to, 863 00:36:36,922 --> 00:36:38,456 not because you say so. 864 00:36:38,856 --> 00:36:40,791 Fine by me. Now shoot! 865 00:36:45,429 --> 00:36:47,062 Quick, the moth. 866 00:36:47,097 --> 00:36:48,799 - We gotta fly. - Fly where? 867 00:36:48,834 --> 00:36:50,534 I don't know. Earth? 868 00:36:50,668 --> 00:36:51,934 Earth is a doomed planet, 869 00:36:51,969 --> 00:36:53,970 and it's probably out of moth range by now anyway. 870 00:36:54,070 --> 00:36:55,236 Yeah, you're right. 871 00:36:55,271 --> 00:36:57,273 We have to wake up Kai, it's our only choice. 872 00:36:57,707 --> 00:36:59,174 No no, 790 probably expects that, 873 00:36:59,209 --> 00:37:00,910 - they'll be waiting for us. - But they only have one 874 00:37:00,945 --> 00:37:03,046 blackpak, they can't track all of us, 875 00:37:03,646 --> 00:37:05,215 so we have to split up and go to the cryochamber 876 00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:06,347 from different directions. 877 00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:08,418 She's right, that's our only choice 878 00:37:08,453 --> 00:37:09,884 790's gonna be waiting for us. 879 00:37:09,919 --> 00:37:11,754 He's got enhanced hearing, remember? 880 00:37:11,789 --> 00:37:13,523 I certainly do. 881 00:37:15,391 --> 00:37:16,724 Stan, you go back this way. 882 00:37:16,759 --> 00:37:18,344 I'll go the other way round past the shower, 883 00:37:18,379 --> 00:37:19,894 and you go the short way through the galley. 884 00:37:19,929 --> 00:37:22,197 Do you still remember how to get to the cryochamber from here? 885 00:37:22,464 --> 00:37:23,999 Sure. No challenge there. 886 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,601 Good. Be careful. 887 00:37:25,636 --> 00:37:26,802 I will. 888 00:37:35,310 --> 00:37:37,379 No challenge is exactly right. 889 00:37:37,846 --> 00:37:39,782 So who are you going to get rid of first? 890 00:37:41,016 --> 00:37:42,184 Myself. 891 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:44,853 No no no Haley, not yet. 892 00:37:45,287 --> 00:37:46,453 Not yet? 893 00:37:46,488 --> 00:37:48,090 Save yourself for last. 894 00:37:48,125 --> 00:37:49,222 What do you mean? 895 00:37:49,257 --> 00:37:51,023 I mean after everyone else is dead 896 00:37:51,058 --> 00:37:53,327 and you realise what a monster you've become, 897 00:37:53,461 --> 00:37:55,363 then you should blow yourself away - 898 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:56,831 and leave me all alone 899 00:37:56,866 --> 00:37:58,149 with my corpse. 900 00:37:58,184 --> 00:37:59,398 You're sick! 901 00:37:59,433 --> 00:38:00,802 Not as sick as you. 902 00:38:01,068 --> 00:38:02,437 I am doing this for love. 903 00:38:02,670 --> 00:38:04,672 You are doing it for enjoyment. 904 00:38:05,907 --> 00:38:07,375 So get on with it! 905 00:38:45,211 --> 00:38:47,213 Easies easy. 906 00:38:52,785 --> 00:38:54,086 They're in a moth! 907 00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:56,555 Quick - you have to shoot them 908 00:38:56,590 --> 00:38:57,723 down before they escape. 909 00:39:05,731 --> 00:39:07,233 What are you doing, you're supposed to be 910 00:39:07,268 --> 00:39:09,001 on your way to the cryochamber! 911 00:39:09,036 --> 00:39:10,302 I'll come back - 912 00:39:10,603 --> 00:39:12,103 when you wake up the dead dude 913 00:39:12,138 --> 00:39:13,570 and take care of Haley. 914 00:39:13,605 --> 00:39:15,673 In the meantime - good luck! 915 00:39:15,874 --> 00:39:17,842 You bring that moth back here right now. 916 00:39:17,877 --> 00:39:19,244 Er - OK. 917 00:39:19,911 --> 00:39:21,446 Right after Haley blasts you 918 00:39:21,481 --> 00:39:22,747 and I get the key. 919 00:39:23,481 --> 00:39:24,816 How did he know about the key? 920 00:39:25,750 --> 00:39:27,919 That's all he's here for. Hiya Josh. 921 00:39:28,553 --> 00:39:30,255 Hiya Haley. 922 00:39:49,907 --> 00:39:51,508 Josh doesn't care about the planet, 923 00:39:51,543 --> 00:39:53,110 or anything else - except himself! 924 00:39:53,310 --> 00:39:54,645 He used me. 925 00:39:55,279 --> 00:39:57,714 Haley was stupid back then but she's not anymore. 926 00:39:57,749 --> 00:39:59,281 Haley's gonna kill him! 927 00:39:59,316 --> 00:40:01,452 And then - she's gonna kill you. 928 00:40:01,487 --> 00:40:02,751 Haley, wait. 929 00:40:02,786 --> 00:40:04,021 Killing is like - 930 00:40:04,121 --> 00:40:05,387 like, wrong. 931 00:40:05,422 --> 00:40:06,990 So is sleeping with people 932 00:40:07,025 --> 00:40:08,609 who are emotionally fucked up 933 00:40:08,644 --> 00:40:10,236 just to get their dad's money! 934 00:40:10,271 --> 00:40:11,828 Get your clock fixed, Haley! 935 00:40:12,161 --> 00:40:14,330 See, I can understand why you might want to kill him, 936 00:40:14,365 --> 00:40:16,397 - but why us? - Because she's flipped! 937 00:40:16,432 --> 00:40:18,434 And when you're dead she's going to turn the blackpak 938 00:40:18,469 --> 00:40:20,336 on herself and leave me all alone 939 00:40:20,371 --> 00:40:21,869 with my beloved stiff. 940 00:40:21,904 --> 00:40:23,673 You really think I'm going to do that? 941 00:40:24,173 --> 00:40:25,808 I don't think it - I know it. 942 00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:27,643 You're probably right. 943 00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:29,129 Of course I'm right. 944 00:40:29,164 --> 00:40:30,580 That's why I chose you. 945 00:40:30,780 --> 00:40:32,131 I would not have given the blackpak 946 00:40:32,166 --> 00:40:33,448 to someone who might potentially 947 00:40:33,483 --> 00:40:35,517 have interfered with my one and only forever 948 00:40:35,552 --> 00:40:37,017 and ever relationship. 949 00:40:37,052 --> 00:40:38,887 790- if we ever get out of this, 950 00:40:38,922 --> 00:40:40,856 - it's the end for you. - Yeah? 951 00:40:40,891 --> 00:40:42,791 No trust fund, no boyfriend, 952 00:40:42,826 --> 00:40:44,224 no hope, Haley. 953 00:40:44,259 --> 00:40:46,495 Do us all a favour and finish yourself off. 954 00:40:48,430 --> 00:40:49,698 Back off. 955 00:40:54,035 --> 00:40:55,337 Back off! 956 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:28,602 Oh, what a silly girl. 957 00:41:30,036 --> 00:41:31,204 Kai - 958 00:41:31,838 --> 00:41:33,673 good timing, sort of. 959 00:41:34,007 --> 00:41:35,173 What are you doing up? 960 00:41:35,208 --> 00:41:36,926 I did not believe your argument Stanley, 961 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:38,645 so I programmed the cryopod control unit 962 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,447 to wake me up after a short time - 963 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,782 but I see you do not need my help. 964 00:41:44,117 --> 00:41:45,385 Not now. 965 00:41:56,663 --> 00:41:58,297 She might have been a mixed up girl, 966 00:41:58,332 --> 00:42:00,064 790, but you are 967 00:42:00,099 --> 00:42:01,800 responsible for what happened. 968 00:42:02,868 --> 00:42:04,503 I think we ought to reset you. 969 00:42:04,538 --> 00:42:06,170 No. I am perfectly 970 00:42:06,205 --> 00:42:08,105 content being in love with Kai. 971 00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:10,375 We can reset him, but he is wired for love. 972 00:42:11,543 --> 00:42:13,243 As soon as we turn him on again he will become 973 00:42:13,278 --> 00:42:15,747 hopelessly infatuated with the first person he sees, 974 00:42:16,415 --> 00:42:18,117 and exhibit exactly the same obsessive 975 00:42:18,152 --> 00:42:19,652 and antisocial behaviour. 976 00:42:19,687 --> 00:42:21,153 I am hopelessly infatuated 977 00:42:21,188 --> 00:42:22,522 with Kai and I want 978 00:42:22,557 --> 00:42:23,821 to stay that way! 979 00:42:23,856 --> 00:42:25,857 We could make him fall in love with you Stan. 980 00:42:25,892 --> 00:42:27,256 No thanks! 981 00:42:27,291 --> 00:42:28,991 I vomit at the thought. 982 00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:30,928 We could destroy him you know. You could do that with your brace, 983 00:42:30,963 --> 00:42:32,797 - couldn't you Kai? - Yes. 984 00:42:33,197 --> 00:42:34,932 Sometimes we do really need him. 985 00:42:34,967 --> 00:42:36,332 He deserves the scrap heap. 986 00:42:36,367 --> 00:42:38,569 I agree. But he's restrained in place, 987 00:42:38,604 --> 00:42:40,404 so we're safe for now, hmm? 988 00:42:40,538 --> 00:42:42,138 I am safe for now. 989 00:42:42,173 --> 00:42:44,008 But please put me in the cryochamber 990 00:42:44,043 --> 00:42:46,010 so I can admire the dead one. 991 00:42:46,310 --> 00:42:47,677 Oh no, 790- 992 00:42:47,712 --> 00:42:49,714 you have to suffer at least a little, 993 00:42:50,047 --> 00:42:52,282 probably a lot for what you did. 994 00:42:53,550 --> 00:42:55,385 Kai - bring me with you. 995 00:42:55,485 --> 00:42:57,137 My programmes are crashing. 996 00:42:57,172 --> 00:42:58,789 My circuits are sizzling. 997 00:42:58,955 --> 00:43:01,124 I am suffering damage beyond repair. 998 00:43:01,391 --> 00:43:03,460 Kai, please! 999 00:43:05,996 --> 00:43:09,065 Don't leave me! 1000 00:43:11,467 --> 00:43:17,469 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] Subtitle: Bankolya 1001 00:43:49,003 --> 00:43:52,006 Mikl, Bars. beta-reader 65527

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