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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:06,150 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 2 00:00:10,663 --> 00:00:12,331 Out of my way! Out of my way! 3 00:00:12,366 --> 00:00:13,964 My circuits are shorting - 4 00:00:13,999 --> 00:00:16,535 Kai, let me circuit your shorts. 5 00:00:17,069 --> 00:00:18,438 Seven-Ninety 6 00:00:19,473 --> 00:00:21,541 boy, I didn't miss you. 7 00:00:23,076 --> 00:00:24,876 It's touching me with its lips! 8 00:00:24,911 --> 00:00:27,881 Guess who got lucky when we went down to the little blue planet? 9 00:00:27,981 --> 00:00:30,650 If you didn't fall off a cliff and break every bone in your body, 10 00:00:30,685 --> 00:00:32,351 it wasn't me, so I don't care! 11 00:00:32,386 --> 00:00:35,723 Stan met some nice Earth girls. They seemed to like him quite a bit. 12 00:00:35,890 --> 00:00:38,091 Jealous, little robo-buddy, hmm? 13 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:41,229 Tweedle, as soon as I get teeth I will bite you - 14 00:00:41,295 --> 00:00:45,167 and I know some dead flesh I will nibble on as well. 15 00:00:45,467 --> 00:00:47,870 We've just come from a place called Transylvania, 16 00:00:47,905 --> 00:00:49,903 where people bite each other - a lot. 17 00:00:49,938 --> 00:00:53,041 Did anyone bite my sweet sweet stud of necromance? 18 00:00:53,076 --> 00:00:54,143 No. 19 00:00:54,510 --> 00:00:55,976 My protoblood is running down. 20 00:00:56,011 --> 00:00:58,348 I must refresh it now, or return to my cryopod. 21 00:01:00,884 --> 00:01:03,186 I love it when he plays hard to get. 22 00:01:03,221 --> 00:01:05,321 You know, 790- 23 00:01:10,393 --> 00:01:14,899 Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! 24 00:01:16,100 --> 00:01:19,570 Stanley! Stanley! Stanley! 25 00:01:19,737 --> 00:01:22,271 Stanley Tweedle, feel the urge! 26 00:01:22,306 --> 00:01:26,093 Feel the urge with us - be with us - 27 00:01:26,128 --> 00:01:29,881 join with us - you are our slave! 28 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:32,951 Feel the urge with us. 29 00:01:34,719 --> 00:01:35,887 I'm - 30 00:01:37,389 --> 00:01:39,992 I'm feeling - 31 00:01:41,594 --> 00:01:43,730 an urge. 32 00:03:00,245 --> 00:03:01,980 LEXX 4.08 "VLAD" Kai, I want to freeze you. 33 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:03,749 LEXX 4.08 "VLAD" Why? 34 00:03:03,849 --> 00:03:06,952 You should be in cryostasis for a while, to save your protoblood. 35 00:03:07,419 --> 00:03:08,554 For what? 36 00:03:09,121 --> 00:03:10,556 For when we really need you. 37 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,525 I mean, we always need you, 38 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,061 you know we like to have you around, 39 00:03:15,095 --> 00:03:17,128 but someday we could need you even more, 40 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,265 and then you might have used up all your protoblood. 41 00:03:21,301 --> 00:03:23,002 Do you think Stan is all right? 42 00:03:23,670 --> 00:03:24,839 No. 43 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:28,375 He's been acting different ever since we left Transylvania. 44 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:31,812 Did you find what you were looking for there? 45 00:03:31,847 --> 00:03:32,980 No - 46 00:03:33,147 --> 00:03:36,217 but what I was trying to find there, may now be looking for me. 47 00:03:37,351 --> 00:03:39,820 If it was another Divine Assassin from the Cluster, 48 00:03:39,855 --> 00:03:42,290 - could it - hurt you? - It could hurt us all. 49 00:03:43,458 --> 00:03:44,624 You are safe here on the Lexx, 50 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:47,796 but I recommend that you awaken me before returning to the planet. 51 00:03:48,697 --> 00:03:50,232 Sweet dreams, Kai. 52 00:03:50,899 --> 00:03:52,869 You know the dead do not dream. 53 00:03:53,136 --> 00:03:55,037 Maybe this time you will. 54 00:04:35,481 --> 00:04:37,783 - It's not working. - Yes it is. 55 00:04:37,817 --> 00:04:40,217 - No it isn't! - I think it is. 56 00:04:40,252 --> 00:04:43,556 - But you're not sure? - Maybe - he's too far away. 57 00:04:43,591 --> 00:04:45,559 Maybe he's pure of heart. 58 00:04:46,159 --> 00:04:47,360 No. 59 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:50,564 He needs to be closer to us - a lot closer. 60 00:04:53,366 --> 00:04:55,819 In thunder, lightning and in rain! 61 00:04:55,854 --> 00:04:58,197 In mountain valleys and on the plains! 62 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,541 In snow and fog, and on the train! 63 00:05:01,943 --> 00:05:03,211 The train?! 64 00:05:03,411 --> 00:05:05,344 Well - you said plane -. 65 00:05:05,379 --> 00:05:08,216 Not that kind of plane - idiot! 66 00:05:09,217 --> 00:05:10,451 Start again. 67 00:06:25,933 --> 00:06:29,603 Stanley! Stanley! Stanley Tweedle, 68 00:06:29,638 --> 00:06:33,274 feel the urge! Feel the urge with us - 69 00:06:33,309 --> 00:06:35,043 be with us - join with us - 70 00:06:35,078 --> 00:06:37,212 you are our slave! 71 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:41,015 Feel the urge with us. 72 00:06:41,050 --> 00:06:44,084 Stanley! Stanley! 73 00:06:44,119 --> 00:06:46,320 Stanley! Stanley Tweedle, 74 00:06:46,355 --> 00:06:49,492 feel the urge! Feel the urge with us - 75 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:51,660 be with us - join with us - 76 00:06:51,695 --> 00:06:54,930 you are our slave! 77 00:07:06,576 --> 00:07:07,978 Hello? 78 00:07:15,753 --> 00:07:17,321 Hello? 79 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:20,291 Anybody there? 80 00:07:27,299 --> 00:07:28,467 No! 81 00:07:29,101 --> 00:07:31,703 Nobody there. Go back to bed. 82 00:08:12,380 --> 00:08:13,615 790. 83 00:08:15,784 --> 00:08:17,385 790? 84 00:08:22,258 --> 00:08:23,359 How'd you get there? 85 00:08:30,199 --> 00:08:31,799 What's going on? 86 00:08:31,834 --> 00:08:34,772 In lightning, thunder, on the train. 87 00:08:38,308 --> 00:08:42,179 We've already done that bit, and there's no flippin' train, is there?! 88 00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:43,747 It's all I could think of. 89 00:08:43,782 --> 00:08:45,182 My turn. 90 00:08:49,754 --> 00:08:52,624 790? Where are ya? 91 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:55,460 Come on, quit fooling around. 92 00:08:58,631 --> 00:09:01,734 Follow the urge, Stanley Tweedle. 93 00:09:04,170 --> 00:09:06,872 What's the matter? Don't you remember us? 94 00:09:08,541 --> 00:09:11,577 Feel me inside you, Stanley. 95 00:09:14,314 --> 00:09:15,782 Mandragora? 96 00:09:17,818 --> 00:09:19,453 You can't forget us, Stanley. 97 00:09:19,488 --> 00:09:22,556 Your ours - forever. 98 00:09:23,156 --> 00:09:25,358 Muffy? Kai? 99 00:09:25,393 --> 00:09:27,328 We are reaching out to you. 100 00:09:27,862 --> 00:09:31,164 You are our - love slave. 101 00:09:31,199 --> 00:09:33,000 You're so far away from us now. 102 00:09:33,935 --> 00:09:35,568 We have to rebuild the relationship. 103 00:09:35,603 --> 00:09:37,772 What are you talking about, how do you do that? 104 00:09:37,905 --> 00:09:39,074 Like this. 105 00:09:49,151 --> 00:09:50,753 This is definitely too weird. 106 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:55,058 - Where are you going Stan? - We need you, Stanley. 107 00:09:55,291 --> 00:09:57,460 - I feel an urge! - To what? 108 00:09:57,927 --> 00:10:00,864 To take a ride in this moth, to er, to clear my head. 109 00:10:01,097 --> 00:10:02,832 And when I come back I want to see you all 110 00:10:02,867 --> 00:10:05,252 acting the way you normally do, starting now! 111 00:10:05,287 --> 00:10:07,638 That's good, Stanley. We'll be waiting for you. 112 00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,473 You are definitely mixed up people. 113 00:10:16,647 --> 00:10:19,050 Yeah, that's it, that's it, just fly around for a while. 114 00:10:19,085 --> 00:10:21,218 This way, that way, yeah. 115 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:22,821 Then everything will be nice and normal, 116 00:10:23,688 --> 00:10:27,192 Xev and Kai, they'll be nice and normal when I get back, yeah. 117 00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:32,465 No no no! I definitely don't wanna go down there! 118 00:10:42,909 --> 00:10:45,411 Come on Tweedle, get a grip on yourself! 119 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,319 Oh no - not down there! Not down there! 120 00:10:52,354 --> 00:10:54,688 No, no, not there, not there no, no... 121 00:11:23,052 --> 00:11:25,054 You will help us revive our lady. 122 00:11:29,192 --> 00:11:30,827 I'm not your slave, you know. 123 00:11:30,862 --> 00:11:32,462 - Yes you are. - No I'm not. 124 00:11:32,696 --> 00:11:35,265 Stanley - bark like a dog. 125 00:11:36,032 --> 00:11:37,167 Woof. 126 00:11:38,168 --> 00:11:39,771 Good boy. 127 00:11:50,748 --> 00:11:54,720 This is so cool, you could just film like the skankiest video. 128 00:11:56,088 --> 00:11:58,490 Uh huh - well, this is where we eat. 129 00:11:58,525 --> 00:12:00,026 Stan, we're not here to eat. 130 00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:01,795 Yeah yeah yeah, of course. 131 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,547 We're not hungry in that way. 132 00:12:03,582 --> 00:12:05,229 Yeah, well Big Stan knows that -. 133 00:12:05,264 --> 00:12:07,600 - Big Stan? - Yeah, yeah, but Little Stan - 134 00:12:08,201 --> 00:12:09,934 - has another idea. - What's that? 135 00:12:09,969 --> 00:12:13,706 Well, Little Stan would like to end the tour of this great big ship, 136 00:12:13,741 --> 00:12:16,776 and start taking a tour of your lovely white bodies. 137 00:12:18,244 --> 00:12:19,980 - Is this Little Stan? - Yes! 138 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:23,617 The protoblood, Stanley - now! 139 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,876 Put your tongues back in, girls. 140 00:12:48,111 --> 00:12:50,046 Is this the protoblood, Stanley? 141 00:12:50,246 --> 00:12:53,015 Yes - I mean, no! Yes - no - yes - 142 00:12:53,050 --> 00:12:54,584 - Who do you serve? - You! 143 00:12:59,857 --> 00:13:02,893 - Stanley Tweedle's been a naughty boy. - Ah? 144 00:13:03,927 --> 00:13:06,730 Say "Stanley Tweedle's been a naughty boy". 145 00:13:07,431 --> 00:13:10,766 Stanley Tweedle's been a naughty boy. 146 00:13:10,801 --> 00:13:14,455 Stanley Tweedle's hankering for a spankering. 147 00:13:14,490 --> 00:13:18,109 Oh, Stanley Tweedle's hankering for a spankering. 148 00:13:18,144 --> 00:13:19,375 A hard one. 149 00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:22,347 Oh yeah, a hard one! 150 00:13:23,782 --> 00:13:25,917 - Here it comes. - Oh yeah! 151 00:13:33,759 --> 00:13:36,095 Somebody's messing with my man Kai! 152 00:13:40,033 --> 00:13:41,868 Time to fly, ladies. 153 00:13:44,838 --> 00:13:46,740 I can't move! 154 00:13:50,544 --> 00:13:51,778 Now you can. 155 00:13:54,382 --> 00:13:56,184 Xev, Xev! 156 00:13:58,085 --> 00:13:59,454 790, wait! 157 00:14:09,465 --> 00:14:10,799 Stan? 158 00:14:19,976 --> 00:14:21,728 My protoblood has been taken. 159 00:14:21,763 --> 00:14:23,445 My darling Kai's love juice! 160 00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,982 790- is whoever took it still onboard? 161 00:14:26,149 --> 00:14:29,385 That man rat Tweedle is at the bottom of this, I know it! 162 00:14:57,149 --> 00:14:59,719 It was the three girls we met from Dracul's castle. 163 00:15:00,853 --> 00:15:02,855 They are the servants of my hunter. 164 00:15:03,422 --> 00:15:05,324 They will give my hunter life. 165 00:15:18,205 --> 00:15:20,539 OK, OK, I'm awake, I'm awake! 166 00:15:20,574 --> 00:15:22,910 - Sorry. - I was having the weirdest dreams. 167 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:25,846 You're not gonna try to kiss me again, are ya? 168 00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:29,951 - Oh, is that really necessary? - Yes. 169 00:15:32,387 --> 00:15:33,621 790- 170 00:15:34,155 --> 00:15:36,357 configure the protein regenerator to determine 171 00:15:36,392 --> 00:15:38,193 how the girls are controlling Stanley. 172 00:15:41,864 --> 00:15:44,133 - You find anything unusual? - Yes. 173 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:46,735 Yes. So far I've discovered 32 different types of parasite 174 00:15:46,770 --> 00:15:49,638 and viral infection - no wonder he smells! 175 00:15:49,772 --> 00:15:51,707 I am looking for something more specific - 176 00:15:51,742 --> 00:15:53,241 a neuro-chemical messenger 177 00:15:53,276 --> 00:15:55,912 that would open Stanley to suggestion and control by others. 178 00:15:55,947 --> 00:15:58,048 You mean something like this, my love? 179 00:16:01,084 --> 00:16:02,285 Yes. That is it. 180 00:16:03,353 --> 00:16:04,621 Parablood. 181 00:16:04,754 --> 00:16:07,056 A small quantity of it is - ugh! 182 00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,692 Dissolved in a female human's saliva. 183 00:16:09,727 --> 00:16:12,395 They give their master's gift, with a kiss. 184 00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:15,731 Well, they were cute girls, how was I supposed to resist? 185 00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:19,137 I was not feeling sorry for you, Tweedle, I was feeling sorry for them. 186 00:16:19,337 --> 00:16:20,939 Kai, what is parablood? 187 00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:23,208 I must go. 188 00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:28,180 He's so magnificent when he's moody, don't you think? 189 00:16:28,981 --> 00:16:30,165 Hey - what -? 190 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,315 Stay here Xev. 191 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:32,883 It is not safe to come with me. 192 00:16:32,918 --> 00:16:34,888 Don't argue. I'm coming with you and that's it. 193 00:16:35,255 --> 00:16:37,590 You think that because Stan and I are just ordinary human beings 194 00:16:37,625 --> 00:16:39,893 that we can never help you, right? But you're wrong. 195 00:16:39,928 --> 00:16:41,659 I'm half Cluster lizard, remember? 196 00:16:41,694 --> 00:16:43,997 And there's no way I'm gonna stay up here in space knowing 197 00:16:44,032 --> 00:16:45,697 that you are in trouble on that planet, OK? 198 00:16:45,732 --> 00:16:48,869 I thought I recognised a figure from the images that Dr Longbore showed me. 199 00:16:49,203 --> 00:16:52,339 The presence of parablood in Stanley confirms what I had suspected. 200 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,543 You must keep as far away as you can from Vlad. 201 00:16:55,578 --> 00:16:58,144 - Who is Vlad? - I cannot feel fear, 202 00:16:58,179 --> 00:17:01,149 but when my memories tell me why that hunter was blooded, 203 00:17:01,184 --> 00:17:02,951 I know what fear is. 204 00:17:03,618 --> 00:17:05,752 Vlad is a Divine Assassin like you, right? 205 00:17:05,787 --> 00:17:08,221 His Shadow developed a special breed of killer designed 206 00:17:08,256 --> 00:17:11,226 to hunt down and destroy those assassins who failed to serve his purposes. 207 00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,230 They were called Divine Executioners. 208 00:17:14,764 --> 00:17:17,800 Like me, Divine Executioners need protoblood to function, 209 00:17:18,134 --> 00:17:21,437 but their bodies are also imbued with a special bio-venom called parablood. 210 00:17:21,771 --> 00:17:23,438 When injected into its human victim, 211 00:17:23,473 --> 00:17:25,541 it turns them into the Executioner's slaves, 212 00:17:26,042 --> 00:17:27,709 and like a virus it replicates itself 213 00:17:27,744 --> 00:17:29,913 in the host's body, to perpetuate its evil. 214 00:17:31,448 --> 00:17:33,016 You are strong in many ways, Xev, 215 00:17:33,917 --> 00:17:36,653 but you are not strong enough to fight a Divine Executioner. 216 00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:38,989 The Earth is likely doomed. 217 00:17:39,723 --> 00:17:41,191 You must never go back there. 218 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,495 But I don't understand, why do you have to fight Vlad at all? 219 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,529 Leave here with us. 220 00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,668 Given the chance, she will quickly set fire to the house of man. 221 00:17:50,835 --> 00:17:53,036 If a Divine Assassin is death incarnate, 222 00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:56,809 then a Divine Executioner is the apocalypse made flesh. 223 00:18:20,001 --> 00:18:22,835 The blood is the life. 224 00:18:22,870 --> 00:18:24,672 We have all the blood you need, our lady. 225 00:18:24,707 --> 00:18:26,374 Bring it here, child. 226 00:18:34,416 --> 00:18:35,784 Good! 227 00:18:40,189 --> 00:18:41,990 Good! 228 00:19:18,663 --> 00:19:20,699 Is this all of his protoblood? 229 00:19:20,866 --> 00:19:22,367 - Yes. - Where is he? 230 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:23,869 We left him on the Lexx. 231 00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:26,304 He will come for me. 232 00:19:29,842 --> 00:19:31,878 Our lady, we have served you well. 233 00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,714 Your gift runs weak in our veins. 234 00:19:35,915 --> 00:19:38,284 You promised that when you had risen you would bite us again. 235 00:19:38,551 --> 00:19:39,717 Yes. 236 00:19:39,752 --> 00:19:42,222 You have served me well - but no. 237 00:19:42,656 --> 00:19:44,324 I will not keep that promise. 238 00:19:44,825 --> 00:19:48,061 However - I have a new gift for you. 239 00:19:53,868 --> 00:19:56,004 - Me first. - No, me first! - Me first. 240 00:19:56,204 --> 00:19:58,740 How about all of you - together? 241 00:20:00,008 --> 00:20:01,242 Cool! 242 00:20:01,943 --> 00:20:03,244 Cool. 243 00:20:04,312 --> 00:20:08,451 I worship His Divine Shadow. 244 00:20:33,276 --> 00:20:36,547 This is exactly where we were before, and there was no Vlad. 245 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,282 We saw no Vlad. 246 00:20:49,528 --> 00:20:51,063 There - the moth. 247 00:20:51,964 --> 00:20:53,398 And the Cluster symbol. 248 00:20:53,599 --> 00:20:55,666 The old priest I met in the village, Father Borscht, 249 00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:57,936 claimed to have found Vlad's tomb when he was a young man. 250 00:20:57,971 --> 00:20:59,938 I suggest you search his things for any information 251 00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:02,108 that could be useful in the fight against her. 252 00:21:03,109 --> 00:21:04,444 Farewell, Xev. 253 00:21:04,978 --> 00:21:06,212 Kai, stop - 254 00:21:06,446 --> 00:21:07,914 I must enter the fight. 255 00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:17,958 Vlad? 256 00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:36,645 I knew you would come to me. 257 00:21:38,847 --> 00:21:40,516 I could taste it. 258 00:21:42,985 --> 00:21:44,554 Show yourself. 259 00:21:44,987 --> 00:21:46,722 Soon. 260 00:21:47,557 --> 00:21:50,193 Let us play, before we dine - 261 00:21:50,293 --> 00:21:52,562 before I dine. 262 00:21:53,362 --> 00:21:55,866 You think you can destroy me? 263 00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:58,367 You think you can hunt the hunter? 264 00:21:58,402 --> 00:22:00,771 I know what you will do to every soul on this planet, 265 00:22:00,806 --> 00:22:02,573 once you have new protoblood. 266 00:22:02,840 --> 00:22:04,875 I have new protoblood - 267 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:09,180 and you only suspect what I will do to the people of this planet? 268 00:22:09,581 --> 00:22:11,850 What I will, in fact, do, 269 00:22:12,584 --> 00:22:16,054 is merrily infect the local villagers with parablood, 270 00:22:16,287 --> 00:22:18,955 and then I will instruct them to scatter - 271 00:22:18,990 --> 00:22:22,695 throughout this world and each infect a hundred others, 272 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:25,931 who will in turn infect a hundred more. 273 00:22:26,699 --> 00:22:28,365 And once every 274 00:22:28,400 --> 00:22:32,338 mother, father, son and daughter is my slave, 275 00:22:32,805 --> 00:22:36,676 I will order the human race that pollutes this sphere 276 00:22:36,910 --> 00:22:40,013 to visit upon themselves a suicidal horror 277 00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:43,216 beyond their darkest dreams. 278 00:22:44,351 --> 00:22:46,419 And destroying the last of the Brunnen G 279 00:22:46,753 --> 00:22:48,872 will be the glorious headstone 280 00:22:48,907 --> 00:22:50,992 to the tomb of my satisfaction. 281 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:53,126 You can never be satisfied. 282 00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:55,762 - True. - How did you know to find me here? 283 00:22:55,797 --> 00:22:58,366 The Time Prophet told me you would come to this planet - 284 00:22:58,401 --> 00:22:59,932 before I killed her. 285 00:22:59,967 --> 00:23:02,337 How did you cross over from the Light Universe to this one? 286 00:23:02,671 --> 00:23:05,205 I located a bruise in the time space fabric 287 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,843 that separates the Light Universe form this dark one. 288 00:23:08,977 --> 00:23:11,647 My killing you will not just be an act of vengeance - 289 00:23:12,781 --> 00:23:14,684 it will be an act of necessity. 290 00:23:14,951 --> 00:23:18,321 You're sounding very motivated for a Divine Assassin. 291 00:23:18,855 --> 00:23:20,873 As I am dead I do not feel emotions, 292 00:23:20,908 --> 00:23:22,857 but having recovered my memories, 293 00:23:22,892 --> 00:23:25,428 I understand the difference between good and evil, 294 00:23:26,262 --> 00:23:28,999 and I know that I must destroy you. 295 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,635 Call that motivation, if you will. 296 00:23:39,977 --> 00:23:42,013 But you cannot destroy me. 297 00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,147 I was built to destroy you, 298 00:23:44,182 --> 00:23:46,485 and you were built to be destroyed by me. 299 00:23:46,520 --> 00:23:48,487 That is, what is - 300 00:23:50,322 --> 00:23:52,557 said the cat, to the mouse. 301 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:10,609 Vlad has risen. You must all get away from here, 302 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:14,014 as fast as you can and as far as you can. Right now - tonight! 303 00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:19,751 Listen, those three girls bit Stanley Tweedle on the neck, 304 00:24:19,786 --> 00:24:22,590 and they got control of him by injecting parablood into his system. 305 00:24:22,757 --> 00:24:25,026 And they took Kai's protoblood and brought it down to Vlad, 306 00:24:25,093 --> 00:24:27,128 who wants to kill him and everyone else on this planet - 307 00:24:27,295 --> 00:24:28,495 and she now can do it. 308 00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:31,032 That's, um, really - really interesting - 309 00:24:31,067 --> 00:24:32,651 in a mentally deranged sort of way. 310 00:24:32,686 --> 00:24:34,200 No no no, it's really happening. 311 00:24:34,235 --> 00:24:36,121 No no - the only thing that's really happening 312 00:24:36,156 --> 00:24:38,007 is your complete disconnection from reality, 313 00:24:38,274 --> 00:24:40,442 to a degree which exceeds even what I'm used to - 314 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:41,944 and I'm used to a lot. 315 00:24:42,011 --> 00:24:44,847 See, if you stay here, she'll destroy you, all of you! 316 00:24:44,882 --> 00:24:45,880 She? 317 00:24:45,915 --> 00:24:48,919 So the big evil is a she this time - that's unusual. 318 00:24:49,986 --> 00:24:51,221 I need your help. 319 00:24:51,755 --> 00:24:55,091 I am Joseph Van Helsing, last of the Van Helsing line. 320 00:24:55,625 --> 00:24:58,662 My family - who were almost as nutty as you - 321 00:24:59,029 --> 00:25:00,964 fought vampires and the like their whole lives. 322 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,900 I do not - I'm a bar tender, I serve drinks. 323 00:25:03,835 --> 00:25:05,937 I think you need one - a stiff one. 324 00:25:08,072 --> 00:25:09,640 Kai told me to see if - 325 00:25:11,809 --> 00:25:14,613 to see if Father Borscht left anything behind that might help us. 326 00:25:14,980 --> 00:25:18,217 No-one's touched his room since he - disappeared. 327 00:25:18,817 --> 00:25:20,185 Since he was killed. 328 00:25:20,786 --> 00:25:23,322 I've written Father Borscht off as good as dead, 329 00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:24,990 after many a late night myself, 330 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,125 but so far he's always managed to surprise us 331 00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:28,728 and rise from the dead in the morning - 332 00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:30,997 a little the worse for wear, mind you. 333 00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:33,399 I'm serious, I need to see his things. 334 00:25:36,469 --> 00:25:38,436 - Lexx? - Yes, Stan? 335 00:25:38,471 --> 00:25:41,675 Lexx, er, Xev and Kai have gone down to that planet, Earth, 336 00:25:42,343 --> 00:25:44,343 and I am very worried 337 00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:47,414 that there is something very evil on that planet, 338 00:25:47,882 --> 00:25:50,584 and it may get loose, and it may head up this way - 339 00:25:50,818 --> 00:25:52,820 now, you don't want that to happen, do you? 340 00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:55,007 I do not want anything to happen, 341 00:25:55,042 --> 00:25:57,159 that you do not want to happen. 342 00:25:57,325 --> 00:25:59,728 You are my captain, Stan. 343 00:25:59,763 --> 00:26:01,061 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 344 00:26:01,096 --> 00:26:03,899 So Lexx, I am commanding you, 345 00:26:04,299 --> 00:26:06,335 to keep a very careful eye on that planet, 346 00:26:06,370 --> 00:26:08,371 well, all of your eyes on that planet, 347 00:26:08,671 --> 00:26:09,906 and I am ordering you 348 00:26:10,173 --> 00:26:13,192 to blow that planet up without hesitation 349 00:26:13,227 --> 00:26:16,212 if you see anything evil heading this way, 350 00:26:16,247 --> 00:26:17,245 do you understand? 351 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:20,082 I will do as you command, Stanley. 352 00:26:20,283 --> 00:26:24,154 You are my special, one and only captain. 353 00:26:24,254 --> 00:26:25,389 Good. 354 00:26:25,522 --> 00:26:27,257 - Stanley? - What? 355 00:26:27,558 --> 00:26:28,857 I just want to point out to you 356 00:26:28,892 --> 00:26:31,395 that since the time you were the arch traitor Stanley Tweedle, 357 00:26:31,528 --> 00:26:33,730 the most reviled man in the whole Light Universe, 358 00:26:33,831 --> 00:26:36,935 that you've really gone downhill - way downhill! 359 00:26:41,473 --> 00:26:44,476 This room contains the full accessory kit 360 00:26:44,511 --> 00:26:47,479 of a very - paranoid and deranged mind. 361 00:26:47,812 --> 00:26:49,482 You should feel at home here. 362 00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:55,052 I'm assuming that the particular sort of madness 363 00:26:55,087 --> 00:26:57,623 that both Father Borscht and many members of my family 364 00:26:57,658 --> 00:27:00,326 suffered from skips the odd generation. 365 00:27:01,895 --> 00:27:03,997 That's why I don't have any children - 366 00:27:04,798 --> 00:27:07,267 but that doesn't mean I'm above a little - 367 00:27:07,934 --> 00:27:09,536 play in the hay. 368 00:27:09,903 --> 00:27:12,772 Even if you do have a few alien bats in your belfry. 369 00:27:13,773 --> 00:27:15,109 What does that say? 370 00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:18,479 You can't read? 371 00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:20,481 No. 372 00:27:21,616 --> 00:27:24,851 You know, in the wife bank on B3K, 373 00:27:24,886 --> 00:27:27,121 we were only taught what was necessary to perform 374 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:29,224 our wifely duties. 375 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,863 I can see it in your eyes, Brunnen G. 376 00:27:35,097 --> 00:27:37,032 - See what? - Defeat. 377 00:27:52,182 --> 00:27:53,283 Look at this. 378 00:27:53,983 --> 00:27:57,388 I thought you said they didn't teach you to read in the - wife bank. 379 00:27:57,721 --> 00:27:59,623 Yeah, but - I recognise this picture. 380 00:27:59,757 --> 00:28:01,325 It's the symbol of the Divine Order. 381 00:28:01,458 --> 00:28:03,527 It ruled the Cluster and the 20, 000 Planets. 382 00:28:04,128 --> 00:28:05,529 OK. 383 00:28:09,134 --> 00:28:10,669 "It's Borscht's diary. 384 00:28:11,269 --> 00:28:12,671 Here - it says here 385 00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:14,638 "Before he died, 386 00:28:14,673 --> 00:28:17,542 he grabbed me by the collar and whispered into my ear - 387 00:28:17,876 --> 00:28:20,512 'The beast cannot dim the light of a pure heart' 388 00:28:21,146 --> 00:28:22,882 So, there you go - nothing to worry about. 389 00:28:23,349 --> 00:28:24,884 As long as you have a pure heart, 390 00:28:25,351 --> 00:28:26,919 which I'm sure you all do. 391 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:29,655 Kai doesn't have a heart at all - 392 00:28:29,889 --> 00:28:31,724 just a pump for his protoblood. 393 00:28:32,325 --> 00:28:34,393 I don't know if I can go through with this. 394 00:28:41,134 --> 00:28:43,737 I hunger for your blood. 395 00:28:50,545 --> 00:28:53,615 The moment I first felt protoblood churning through my body, 396 00:28:54,182 --> 00:28:56,184 I knew it was all I desired. 397 00:28:56,551 --> 00:29:00,021 The way it spills, and pools, and tastes -! 398 00:29:01,089 --> 00:29:03,157 You are a hunter of assassins. 399 00:29:03,192 --> 00:29:06,662 You will always seek protoblood, and you can never be - sated. 400 00:29:07,396 --> 00:29:09,431 Can you imagine the pain? 401 00:29:09,565 --> 00:29:13,102 Of a thirst unquenched for thousands of years? 402 00:29:13,536 --> 00:29:16,239 It is a pain, you deserve. 403 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,507 I will swallow every drop of your juice. 404 00:29:59,886 --> 00:30:02,355 That's it, little mouse - 405 00:30:02,489 --> 00:30:04,524 play the game a little harder. 406 00:30:09,129 --> 00:30:10,965 Shocked again. 407 00:30:17,905 --> 00:30:19,907 The blood is the life - 408 00:30:19,942 --> 00:30:21,910 and yours, is over. 409 00:30:27,182 --> 00:30:28,817 Xev! Xev - 410 00:30:29,184 --> 00:30:31,786 maybe on the other hand, a good shag might help 411 00:30:31,987 --> 00:30:34,222 sort out some of the mixed up files in your cabinet. 412 00:30:34,356 --> 00:30:36,792 - What's a shag? - A shag - sex. 413 00:30:37,527 --> 00:30:39,428 I like sex - a lot! 414 00:30:39,762 --> 00:30:42,098 - But we have to help Kai. - Do what? 415 00:30:42,431 --> 00:30:43,798 Destroy Vlad. 416 00:30:43,833 --> 00:30:45,568 Xev, there is no Vlad. 417 00:30:45,603 --> 00:30:46,802 Yes there is. 418 00:30:48,037 --> 00:30:49,805 Xev - you must forgive me. 419 00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:51,925 I know I may be a bit direct in my approach, 420 00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:54,011 but it's not every day that a woman like you - 421 00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:56,745 Goodness, what's that? 422 00:30:56,780 --> 00:30:59,283 - A moth. - It's rather large for a moth. 423 00:31:00,651 --> 00:31:01,785 Coming? 424 00:31:01,886 --> 00:31:02,954 Where? 425 00:31:03,254 --> 00:31:05,490 To get the other moth, the one the three girls took, 426 00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,492 to make sure that Vlad doesn't get it. 427 00:31:17,236 --> 00:31:19,004 Calm, now. 428 00:31:20,306 --> 00:31:22,208 Soon you will be empty, 429 00:31:22,474 --> 00:31:24,343 just as the dead should be. 430 00:31:25,177 --> 00:31:27,780 Free of thoughts, and names. 431 00:31:29,015 --> 00:31:30,317 My name - 432 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:34,354 My name is Kai, last of the Brunnen G. 433 00:31:35,322 --> 00:31:36,755 I killed His Divine Shadow 434 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:39,526 and destroyed the insect enemy of mankind. 435 00:31:40,060 --> 00:31:42,129 His Divine Shadow is dead? 436 00:31:42,396 --> 00:31:43,531 Yes. 437 00:31:44,465 --> 00:31:46,767 Your master is gone. 438 00:31:47,168 --> 00:31:48,801 There is no longer any purpose 439 00:31:48,836 --> 00:31:50,972 in your plan to destroy the human race. 440 00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,441 Yes. 441 00:31:53,774 --> 00:31:56,812 There is no longer any purpose to it. 442 00:31:59,448 --> 00:32:02,751 But there is still pleasure in it. 443 00:32:44,095 --> 00:32:45,896 - There. - Huh? 444 00:32:45,931 --> 00:32:47,766 Take that moth while I look for Kai. 445 00:32:49,735 --> 00:32:51,971 I've nev... I've never flown anything in my life. 446 00:32:52,104 --> 00:32:54,440 Oh, it's easy. The moth is alive and will fly itself. 447 00:32:54,607 --> 00:32:57,610 All you gotta do is use this thingy to make it go where you want. 448 00:32:58,845 --> 00:33:01,347 Shouldn't I just wait here for you? 449 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:04,718 You can wait for me, or you can fly away wherever you'd like to go. 450 00:33:05,252 --> 00:33:08,655 The moth is yours to keep, as long as you take it away from here - now. 451 00:34:07,251 --> 00:34:09,488 - Kai. - I am very weak. 452 00:34:09,922 --> 00:34:11,955 She almost drained me of my protoblood. 453 00:34:11,990 --> 00:34:15,561 - I'll take you back to the Lexx. - She is likely near. Go, Xev. 454 00:34:16,995 --> 00:34:18,163 Kai. 455 00:34:19,064 --> 00:34:20,165 Kai! 456 00:34:33,746 --> 00:34:35,415 How did you get here? 457 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:37,084 I have wings. I can fly. 458 00:34:37,484 --> 00:34:40,654 You wouldn't happen to be - Vlad? 459 00:34:41,488 --> 00:34:42,623 I am Vlad. 460 00:35:07,817 --> 00:35:09,484 Where is the other moth? 461 00:35:09,519 --> 00:35:11,754 I gave it to Van Helsing so that Vlad couldn't get it. 462 00:35:22,966 --> 00:35:24,468 Stan, talk to me Stan. 463 00:35:25,903 --> 00:35:27,571 Are you yourself, Stan? 464 00:35:27,606 --> 00:35:29,240 Yeah yeah yeah, I'm myself. 465 00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:30,807 I'm fine, how are you? 466 00:35:30,842 --> 00:35:32,575 I'm fine, but Kai is in trouble. 467 00:35:32,610 --> 00:35:33,977 I'm bringing him back to the Lexx now. 468 00:35:34,012 --> 00:35:35,947 As soon as we get back to the Lexx we have to destroy the planet, 469 00:35:35,982 --> 00:35:37,615 because that's the only way to destroy Vlad. 470 00:35:38,082 --> 00:35:39,249 OK, good. 471 00:35:39,284 --> 00:35:41,417 Now I'm glad you called, because I told the Lexx to destroy 472 00:35:41,452 --> 00:35:44,423 anything that approached - you know, in case it wasn't you, so er - 473 00:35:44,823 --> 00:35:46,525 I'll tell the Lexx not to do that now. 474 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,093 We'll be there soon, Stan. 475 00:35:52,698 --> 00:35:54,465 Lexx, whatever you do, 476 00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:57,871 don't destroy any approaching moths, OK? 477 00:35:57,906 --> 00:36:00,106 OK, Stan. 478 00:36:00,574 --> 00:36:04,044 Should I blow the planet up now, captain Stanley? 479 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:06,046 No Lexx, no no no - not yet. 480 00:36:06,479 --> 00:36:09,015 But soon, soon - very very soon. 481 00:36:16,557 --> 00:36:17,825 Is that you Xev? 482 00:36:18,192 --> 00:36:20,461 - No. - Who is it then? 483 00:36:21,963 --> 00:36:23,198 Vlad. 484 00:36:33,876 --> 00:36:35,075 You look evil. 485 00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,580 Are you any threat to my beloved dead man in black? 486 00:36:37,615 --> 00:36:40,617 Yes. I have come here to destroy him. 487 00:36:53,564 --> 00:36:55,933 You will not tire for me. 488 00:36:57,168 --> 00:37:00,171 Could you bite me again, please? 489 00:37:01,906 --> 00:37:03,008 No. 490 00:37:16,856 --> 00:37:18,658 Hang on, Kai. We almost home. 491 00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:30,504 Stan quick, we have to freeze Kai right away. 492 00:37:30,604 --> 00:37:32,806 Help me get him to the cryochamber. 493 00:37:33,073 --> 00:37:35,242 You didn't see anyone else coming up from the planet, did you? 494 00:37:36,543 --> 00:37:37,711 Stan? 495 00:37:39,413 --> 00:37:40,514 Stan? 496 00:37:50,291 --> 00:37:53,194 Your time is up, last of the Brunnen G. 497 00:37:56,030 --> 00:37:57,933 You are a strong one. 498 00:37:58,534 --> 00:38:01,203 You will make a most excellent slave. 499 00:38:01,238 --> 00:38:02,338 Run. 500 00:38:06,275 --> 00:38:08,210 I live for the hunt. 501 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:21,391 Stan, listen to me. 502 00:38:22,225 --> 00:38:24,462 Vlad will have my protoblood. 503 00:38:26,697 --> 00:38:29,767 Find it, and bring it to me. 504 00:38:37,009 --> 00:38:38,777 Bring me to the cryochamber. 505 00:38:40,345 --> 00:38:43,415 Vlad wants you to bring me - 506 00:38:44,850 --> 00:38:46,552 to the cryochamber. 507 00:38:52,292 --> 00:38:53,760 No, she does not. 508 00:38:53,927 --> 00:38:55,662 I give myself to her. 509 00:38:56,696 --> 00:38:59,566 I can do nothing if I am frozen. 510 00:39:49,086 --> 00:39:50,521 You are mine - 511 00:39:51,822 --> 00:39:52,990 forever. 512 00:39:56,561 --> 00:39:59,764 I am yours - forever. 513 00:40:17,183 --> 00:40:19,451 Your time is almost up, Kai. 514 00:40:19,685 --> 00:40:21,453 Our lady is coming for you. 515 00:40:21,887 --> 00:40:23,456 Fight it, Stan. 516 00:40:23,657 --> 00:40:25,225 You have a will of your own. 517 00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,960 No, I do not. 518 00:40:26,993 --> 00:40:28,428 Yes you do. 519 00:40:29,095 --> 00:40:30,597 Try to resist. 520 00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:32,599 Yes. 521 00:40:32,933 --> 00:40:34,601 I do have a will of my own. 522 00:40:35,101 --> 00:40:38,171 My will is to serve my master. 523 00:40:38,206 --> 00:40:41,309 There is no light in this dark universe, Kai. 524 00:40:41,542 --> 00:40:43,911 Only - me. 525 00:40:56,391 --> 00:40:59,261 I find this moment extremely satisfying. 526 00:40:59,296 --> 00:41:01,263 You will not have me Vlad. 527 00:41:01,530 --> 00:41:03,867 I will have you - now. 528 00:41:04,567 --> 00:41:06,035 Tell me you love me. 529 00:41:06,070 --> 00:41:07,470 I love you. 530 00:41:07,770 --> 00:41:09,739 Tell me, you love me. 531 00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:24,955 Mine, mine, mine! 532 00:41:41,473 --> 00:41:42,706 I'm not your slave, 533 00:41:42,741 --> 00:41:44,710 I don't have the same type of blood as a human being, 534 00:41:44,745 --> 00:41:47,046 and you cannot control me! 535 00:41:52,652 --> 00:41:55,488 Father Borscht said the beast cannot dim the light of a pure heart. 536 00:41:55,523 --> 00:41:57,090 You have a pure heart, Stan. 537 00:41:59,893 --> 00:42:01,028 No, I don't. 538 00:42:01,562 --> 00:42:02,829 Yes you do! 539 00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:04,831 Sorry! 540 00:42:09,436 --> 00:42:12,340 We must cleanse Stanley of Vlad's parablood. 541 00:42:12,607 --> 00:42:14,342 You could at least say thank you. 542 00:42:15,910 --> 00:42:17,377 Thank you. 543 00:42:17,412 --> 00:42:18,580 You're welcome. 544 00:42:39,536 --> 00:42:41,838 All right Stan - now we're going to clean your blood. 545 00:42:45,475 --> 00:42:47,509 I say we kill the security guard. 546 00:42:47,544 --> 00:42:49,880 It's the only way to be one hundred percent certain 547 00:42:49,915 --> 00:42:51,515 he'll never double cross us again. 548 00:42:51,682 --> 00:42:53,350 Forget it. We're not going to kill Stan, 549 00:42:53,385 --> 00:42:55,019 he's pure of heart, aren't you Stan? 550 00:42:56,487 --> 00:42:57,855 Vlad is my master! 551 00:42:57,955 --> 00:43:00,358 Vlad is my master. Vlad is my master. 552 00:43:00,393 --> 00:43:02,927 Vlad, Vlad, VI -. 553 00:43:04,162 --> 00:43:06,131 Whoa, that's a scary thought! 554 00:43:06,166 --> 00:43:09,268 Oh hey, I feel better. 555 00:43:09,501 --> 00:43:11,803 I feel, I feel much much better. 556 00:43:13,972 --> 00:43:15,858 Is his blood clean now? 557 00:43:15,893 --> 00:43:17,709 No, it's a foul effluent - 558 00:43:17,744 --> 00:43:19,546 but it's free of the parablood. 559 00:43:28,755 --> 00:43:31,125 Well - you're not perfect Stanley H Tweedle, 560 00:43:31,160 --> 00:43:33,627 but I always knew you had a good heart. 561 00:43:34,628 --> 00:43:36,597 He's definitely not good - 562 00:43:37,031 --> 00:43:39,600 far, far from it. 563 00:43:43,137 --> 00:43:49,675 Resync: Xenzai[NEF] 564 00:43:50,942 --> 00:43:53,642 Mikl, Bars 41076

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