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[KATY] After years of
dreaming, I had finally
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finished my Parsons application.
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I could have dropped
it off at any mailbox
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in Washington Heights, but instead,
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I went all the way downtown,
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on the same block as
my childhood apartment.
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I guess you could say I
was clutching to the past,
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but the thing is, Parsons
wasn't just my dream...
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it was my mom's, too.
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She may have had secrets,
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but all I wanted was to
share this moment with her...
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and K.O.... but I couldn't.
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As hard as it was going to be,
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it was time for me to
move on, to move forward.
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[PEPPER] To Katy Keene,
soon to join the ranks
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of Parsons' fashion elite.
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- Yeah!
- Aw, thank you, guys.
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Now I just have to get in.
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Yes, but in the meantime
you need to celebrate.
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I know. And I know
this might sound stupid,
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but I always pictured
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sharing this milestone with my mom.
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When I mailed that application,
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I imagined her there with me.
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That doesn't sound stupid, love.
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She would be proud of you.
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[KATY] And this is
also the kind of thing
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I'd want to share with K.O.,
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but, obviously, I can't.
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Look, I'm sorry you
miss him, my love, I am.
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But you are young, you are single,
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in New York City.
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It's time to have a little fun.
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Starting with that stud down the bar
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who has not stopped checking you out.
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Timothée Chala-may-I-please.
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Well, that guy is hot.
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Guys, no.
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I'm not ready to date someone new.
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You don't need a date.
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What you need is a rebound...
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with a capital D.
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[PEPPER] Yes. Casual is key.
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I don't even remove a sock
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unless there's no chance
of emotional attachment.
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- [PHONE BUZZES]
- Ooh! Speaking of meaningless sex,
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if you'll excuse me. I have a date.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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- Go on.
- [KATY HUFFS]
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Guys, I wish I could be like Pepper,
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but K.O. was my first
kiss, my first boyfriend.
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I mean, he's the only guy that
I've ever, you know, been with.
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I'm sorry, you've
only been with one guy?
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Josie, how are you feeling about the EP?
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I will feel better once I
make it through this week.
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There's the listening
party that Alex planned,
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and I still haven't told him
that my contract stipulates
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that I baby-sit him. So, yeah.
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- [PATRONS EXCLAIM]
- Ugh!
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Can you believe it? Every day
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some new hobbyist
queen who's Insta-famous
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just strolls in here
like she owns the place.
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Well, if it isn't Miss Busted Broadway.
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Deveraux, what you doin' here, girl?
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I thought you was too good for Molly's.
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Just giving back to the less fortunate.
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And scoping out my
future Thursday night gig.
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Sis, no, no.
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Thursday's Ginger's night.
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Oh, you haven't heard.
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The Miss Washington Heights pageant
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just moved to Molly's.
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Winner gets prime time,
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the most lucrative night at the bar.
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And the winner will be me...
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Deveraux. [SNAPS FINGERS]
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[DISHES CLINKING]
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Mmm!
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What's all this, then?
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Eggs à la francaise.
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- Mmm.
- My Nanima's secret recipe.
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Mmm! Your Nanima taught you well.
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Do you see her often?
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Not for a few years.
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We had a falling out.
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How heartbreaking. What happened?
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When my parents split,
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Nanima wanted me to go to India
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with her and my mom.
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I wanted to stay, go to Tisch,
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and become the next Spike Lee.
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She never forgave you?
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She tried to bribe me,
with an early inheritance,
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but...
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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- Be right back.
- Mm-hmm.
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Didi! What a surprise!
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You've been avoiding my calls.
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We need to talk.
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Um... can it wait?
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- I have company.
- The Palace found out
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that I helped you, and they fired me.
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I am so sorry.
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I helped you get out of the hotel,
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I loaned you money, and you ghost me?
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I thought we were friends.
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We are. We are friends.
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I recently
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came into a new business relationship,
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and I'm expecting a big payday.
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So as soon as the money comes in,
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I will pay you twofold. I promise.
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If you don't, I'm going to the police.
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So, Papi, when am I gonna
see one of your drag concerts?
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At this point, probably never.
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I just found out I lost my spot.
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¿Y porqué? What happened?
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Because Molly's is hosting
some stupid drag pageant,
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and now my slot goes to
whatever fame-thirsty queen
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has the tightest tuck.
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Okay, cálmate.
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Being angry isn't going
to win your spot back.
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Show these queens who
they're messing with.
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I'm an artist, okay?
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Broadway wouldn't give me a stage,
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I made my own at Molly's,
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You still can. Once you win.
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Pageantry is in the Lopez blood.
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I was Miss Puerto Rico, remember?
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Of course, Mommy, but all the queens
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have been preparing all
week. I'm too far behind.
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Well, it's a good thing
you have me to help. Hmm?
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Come on. Let's win you that corona.
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[JORGE] Aye.
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- Off we go. Vamos.
- All right.
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On behalf of all of Lacy's,
we're delighted to host
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your royal engagement
announcement photoshoot.
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The photographer, Will Buckingham,
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will be set up here tomorrow morning,
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Actually, Errol's
grandmother had concerns
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that Will Buckingham is too green.
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Grandmother is also a tyrant.
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[LAUGHS]
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Patricia's just a tad nervous.
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[KATY] Well, I heard that Vogue
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just promised Will Buckingham
the September issue cover.
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So, if anyone's going to
make you look like a princess,
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- it's him.
- [PATRICIA] Okay.
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I trust you, Katy, but...
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shouldn't we consult your
family about aesthetic...
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what if they don't approve?
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Pattie, please.
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Can we just have one thing to ourselves?
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Shouldn't you... maybe... okay.
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Katy, you understand the
importance of this wedding.
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I do. Lacy's is planning
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an exclusive collection and window
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inspired by the royal nuptial.
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Yet, there's clearly
trouble in paradise.
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Seeing that you have
a way with the prince,
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whatever's going on, you need to fix it.
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Absolutely. I am happy to.
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Gloria, I know this might
literally be the worst time,
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but I've been trying to
find out if my mother,
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Katherine Keene, was
ever a Lacy's employee?
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The dragon lady in payroll
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refused to release any information.
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Your timing could not be worse.
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But if this is the fastest way
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to get you out of my office
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and onto this royal kerfuffle,
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I'll look into it. Now, off you go.
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Thank you.
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[JOSIE'S EP PLAYING]
♪ It could go wrong ♪
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♪ It could go right ♪
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♪ But we should try ♪
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[SONG ENDS]
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Oh, my God!
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Alex, this... this is amazing.
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I can't believe you mixed this!
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I guess I'm more than a pretty face.
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All right, let's not get
ahead of ourselves, okay?
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At least not until after
the listening party.
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How nervous should I be?
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Don't be. You're amazing.
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And tomorrow, some
of the top music execs
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will get to see that, including my dad.
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And once he hears it,
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he'll approve funding for a full album.
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What's up? Hmm?
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Are you having second thoughts about us?
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No! No, no, no, it's not that.
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It's just, my mom is flying in
town for the listening party.
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I just want everything
to be perfect, you know,
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because if it were up to her,
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I would be in law school right now.
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I thought your mom
supported your singing.
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Yeah! No, I...
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Once upon a time, but
she has her doubts,
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and I just... I want her to
see that I'm doing well...
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for once.
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Well, you heard it yourself.
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Look, the EP is solid.
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They're gonna love it.
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[UPBEAT POP SONG PLAYING]
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♪ You've gotta feel the thunder... ♪
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Who'd you sleep with to
get late registration?
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Who'd you sleep with to get
them cheap lip injections?
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Molly's is my bar, bitch.
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Please.
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This dump needs a real queen.
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Instead of little boys playing dress-up
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in Holly Hobbie's hand-me-downs.
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But I wouldn't be caught dead in those,
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especially not in front of
the legendary Miss VeeVee Humble.
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Hold up. VeeVee gonna be at the pageant?
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She's the special guest judge.
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And I'm her kind of queen...
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fierce, fabulous,
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and filet-o-fishy.
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Mm. Try not to embarrass yourself.
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Drag ain't Broadway,
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and you couldn't even cut it there.
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[SNAPS]
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[KATY] As I struggled to figure out
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how to mend Errol and
Patricia's royal relationship,
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the world threw me the
ultimate curveball.
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And I was reminded of the one
relationship I couldn't fix.
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Where exactly did Xandra touch K.O.?
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I don't want to think about it.
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I gotta say, I didn't
see those two coming.
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Turn.
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Maybe they met at Studio 34,
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because he's working there now.
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I just can't believe that he's already
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in a new relationship... with a Cabot!
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[JORGE] And I'm not
seeing any signs of K.O.
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on Xandra's Gram.
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- Maybe they just hookin' up.
- [GASPS]
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That's not helping.
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Regardless of what... or who...
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K.O. is doing, maybe this is a sign
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that you should get back
on the proverbial horse.
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You're right. I'm gonna do a rebound.
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- [GASPS]
- How titillating. But with whom?
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I don't know any other
straight guys besides K.O...
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- Hmm.
- and my brothers.
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- Absolutely not.
- [JOSIE] Hello, I'm home!
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Hey!
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Ooh! There is a certain photographer,
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quite a catch, who's
working at Lacy's tomorrow.
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- A certain Will Buckingham.
- [JOSIE] Guys, really?!
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My mom is on her way from
Grand Central as I speak!
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I was soaking it, I'll clean it now.
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00:09:23,674 --> 00:09:25,375
- Thank you.
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
256
00:09:26,477 --> 00:09:28,178
[KNOCKING]
257
00:09:30,849 --> 00:09:31,914
Mom!
258
00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,750
Four flights, Josie.
259
00:09:33,751 --> 00:09:35,351
And this neighborhood!
260
00:09:35,354 --> 00:09:37,325
There's a transient man on your stoop
261
00:09:37,326 --> 00:09:38,922
who claims to be Rudy Giuliani.
262
00:09:38,923 --> 00:09:40,190
[JOSIE CHUCKLES]
263
00:09:40,192 --> 00:09:42,759
[BOTH LAUGHING]
264
00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,427
- Oh!
- Mmm!
265
00:09:44,428 --> 00:09:46,062
[SIGHS] Oh.
266
00:09:46,063 --> 00:09:47,529
You must be
267
00:09:47,532 --> 00:09:49,198
Katy, Pepper and Jorge.
268
00:09:49,201 --> 00:09:50,399
- Hi!
- Hi!
269
00:09:50,402 --> 00:09:51,844
I've heard all about you.
270
00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:53,601
Thank you for taking
care of my daughter.
271
00:09:53,604 --> 00:09:55,933
Josie is the best thing to happen to 4B
272
00:09:55,936 --> 00:09:57,240
since we got rid of those mice.
273
00:09:57,241 --> 00:09:58,841
I will shut up now.
274
00:09:58,844 --> 00:10:01,610
This must be your living
room-slash-bedroom.
275
00:10:01,613 --> 00:10:04,313
It's so... sea foam green.
276
00:10:04,316 --> 00:10:06,316
So, fill me in.
277
00:10:06,317 --> 00:10:08,451
I want to know everything
that's going on.
278
00:10:11,716 --> 00:10:14,716
- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
279
00:10:16,990 --> 00:10:18,789
Patricia wanted a change in direction...
280
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:21,340
the regality of Queen
Victoria and Prince Albert.
281
00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:24,610
So... we pulled contemporary Victorian.
282
00:10:24,611 --> 00:10:27,034
Pattie and I agreed, Oxfords and chinos.
283
00:10:27,037 --> 00:10:28,259
What's wrong with that?
284
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:29,662
Okay.
285
00:10:32,452 --> 00:10:33,653
Hi.
286
00:10:34,654 --> 00:10:36,388
[GASPS] You look perfect!
287
00:10:36,389 --> 00:10:38,591
Okay, so, Errol is...
288
00:10:38,592 --> 00:10:40,558
confused. He was hoping for something...
289
00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:42,227
- more casual?
- Katy.
290
00:10:42,230 --> 00:10:44,687
If you could tell Errol, I
had a chat with his father...
291
00:10:44,688 --> 00:10:46,231
Who wants the pictures hung between
292
00:10:46,234 --> 00:10:48,133
his bed chambers and private parlor.
293
00:10:48,134 --> 00:10:49,649
Khaki wasn't formal enough.
294
00:10:49,652 --> 00:10:52,594
We could pull you
something with less ruffles?
295
00:10:52,596 --> 00:10:55,496
We agreed to avoid this
stiff, insufferable nonsense.
296
00:10:55,499 --> 00:10:56,532
Tell her...
297
00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,167
He wants JFK Jr., not Prince,
298
00:10:58,168 --> 00:10:59,808
and definitely not Purple Rain Prince.
299
00:10:59,811 --> 00:11:01,466
It's like he wants the whole world
300
00:11:01,469 --> 00:11:03,535
to see Pat the bartender
from the East Village!
301
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,971
Remember, Errol fell in
love with that bartender.
302
00:11:05,974 --> 00:11:08,274
But I promise you,
when people look at you,
303
00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,210
they will see a princess.
304
00:11:13,248 --> 00:11:15,280
To Patricia, your world is huge
305
00:11:15,283 --> 00:11:16,414
and intimidating.
306
00:11:16,417 --> 00:11:18,317
She just wants to be a princess
307
00:11:18,318 --> 00:11:19,451
for her prince.
308
00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,475
I already see her as a princess.
309
00:11:21,477 --> 00:11:24,067
She doesn't need to
prove it with clothes.
310
00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:26,105
I have an idea. Don't move.
311
00:11:29,730 --> 00:11:32,063
[WHISPERING]
312
00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,099
I like it.
313
00:11:33,100 --> 00:11:36,601
And... cut! Let's take five.
314
00:11:36,604 --> 00:11:38,071
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
315
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:41,274
Raj, I was just thinking...
316
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:43,275
your Nanima, was it?
317
00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,110
I can't imagine how much you miss her.
318
00:11:45,113 --> 00:11:46,946
Have you ever thought
about reaching out?
319
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:49,849
I was in a dark place
when my family disowned me.
320
00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:51,918
I just don't think I'm
ready to forgive them.
321
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,385
I'm sorry.
322
00:11:53,388 --> 00:11:55,354
I don't mean to put my problems on you,
323
00:11:55,355 --> 00:11:57,456
but I've never really
had the best relationship
324
00:11:57,457 --> 00:11:59,357
with my family, and sometimes
325
00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:01,460
it really pains me how much I miss them.
326
00:12:01,461 --> 00:12:03,162
I'd hate for you to feel the same way.
327
00:12:03,163 --> 00:12:06,966
Life's too short to
hold grudges, you know?
328
00:12:06,967 --> 00:12:08,634
Just think about it, will you?
329
00:12:09,803 --> 00:12:10,937
Looks great.
330
00:12:12,373 --> 00:12:13,538
- Okay.
- [CREW MEMBER] Um...
331
00:12:13,541 --> 00:12:14,606
Yeah?
332
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:15,953
[WILL] Beautiful, guys.
333
00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:18,311
Stay just like that. Hold it, hold it.
334
00:12:18,312 --> 00:12:19,879
- [SHUTTER CLICKS]
- All right.
335
00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:21,102
Now, let's get some
336
00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:22,847
with just the princess-to-be, shall we?
337
00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:24,115
[KISSES]
338
00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:25,884
Good job having them dress down.
339
00:12:25,886 --> 00:12:27,753
These'll be killer, thanks to you,
340
00:12:27,754 --> 00:12:29,755
- Uh...
- [ERROL] Katy Keene.
341
00:12:30,934 --> 00:12:32,792
Thank you for helping us.
342
00:12:32,793 --> 00:12:34,826
Who knew being engaged while royal
343
00:12:34,828 --> 00:12:36,823
could be so stressful?
344
00:12:36,826 --> 00:12:39,548
Making decisions as a
couple is always hard.
345
00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:40,740
That's right.
346
00:12:40,741 --> 00:12:42,743
You recently got engaged?
347
00:12:44,438 --> 00:12:47,139
Actually, that didn't work out.
348
00:12:47,140 --> 00:12:48,508
I'm sorry to hear it.
349
00:12:49,884 --> 00:12:52,019
He must be a puddle, losing you.
350
00:12:57,418 --> 00:12:58,451
Perfect, princess.
351
00:13:03,725 --> 00:13:05,825
[GASPS] Mommy!
352
00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:08,827
Your Miss Puerto Rico costume!
353
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,029
I love it!
354
00:13:11,466 --> 00:13:13,164
- Until I met Ginger,
- [SNIFFLES]
355
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,501
I thought I'd have to
be buried in this outfit.
356
00:13:16,788 --> 00:13:18,477
Come on. Let's get to work.
357
00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,538
I have the perfect
showstopper outfit for you.
358
00:13:21,539 --> 00:13:23,495
Mama, Katy's gonna make my showstopper.
359
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:25,153
Bueno, pero, what about your Q&A?
360
00:13:25,155 --> 00:13:27,178
Ma, it's fine, I'm just gonna be myself
361
00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,980
- and speak my truth.
- Your truth?
362
00:13:28,982 --> 00:13:31,484
You're in a pageant, you're
not testifying in court.
363
00:13:31,485 --> 00:13:33,719
Pageants are about fitting
into the mold,
364
00:13:33,721 --> 00:13:35,120
not breaking it, okay?
365
00:13:35,123 --> 00:13:36,254
- [GROANS] Aye...
- Come on.
366
00:13:36,256 --> 00:13:38,124
Pretend you're onstage.
367
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,859
Okay, smile.
368
00:13:39,860 --> 00:13:41,427
Smile. Smile.
369
00:13:41,428 --> 00:13:43,229
Pero, not too much, okay?
370
00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:45,530
You look a little crazy.
[CHUCKLES] Smile.
371
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,967
- Mm-hmm. Okay, now posture...
- Mmm.
372
00:13:48,970 --> 00:13:51,504
shoulders back, belly in, tatas out.
373
00:13:51,505 --> 00:13:53,205
Eyes wide.
374
00:13:53,206 --> 00:13:55,042
Stare those judges down.
375
00:13:57,611 --> 00:13:59,544
What says...
376
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:01,547
"gold album maker"?
377
00:14:01,548 --> 00:14:03,349
Well, it's not really a full album.
378
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,684
It's more of an EP. It's four songs.
379
00:14:05,687 --> 00:14:07,485
What matters is that a label
380
00:14:07,488 --> 00:14:09,630
is putting their money
and time behind your music.
381
00:14:09,633 --> 00:14:11,484
Well, Mom, I'm not signed to a label.
382
00:14:11,485 --> 00:14:13,176
Mr. Cabot of Cabot Entertainment
383
00:14:13,177 --> 00:14:14,394
funded it personally.
384
00:14:14,397 --> 00:14:16,687
Mr. Cabot, as in your manager's dad?
385
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:17,822
Yeah...
386
00:14:20,168 --> 00:14:22,668
Um, actually,
387
00:14:22,669 --> 00:14:24,937
Alex isn't just my manager,
388
00:14:24,938 --> 00:14:27,038
he's my boyfriend.
389
00:14:27,041 --> 00:14:30,375
But that is not
uncommon in the industry.
390
00:14:30,378 --> 00:14:31,577
I have a contract.
391
00:14:31,580 --> 00:14:32,977
You signed a contract?
392
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:34,580
Without running it by me first?
393
00:14:34,581 --> 00:14:35,748
I know what I'm doing.
394
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:37,415
Clearly not.
395
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,552
The father of your
manager-slash-boyfriend
396
00:14:39,553 --> 00:14:41,253
is funding your EP.
397
00:14:41,254 --> 00:14:43,621
I don't want you to become a
pawn in their family dynamics.
398
00:14:43,624 --> 00:14:46,892
Ooh! This was made for you.
399
00:14:46,894 --> 00:14:48,827
I am not a pawn.
400
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:50,696
Is it so hard to believe
401
00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:52,431
that Mr. Cabot cut me a check
402
00:14:52,432 --> 00:14:53,732
because he heard me sing?
403
00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:56,302
Frankly... yes.
404
00:14:56,303 --> 00:14:58,803
You know, you used to believe in me.
405
00:14:58,806 --> 00:14:59,905
What happened?
406
00:15:02,576 --> 00:15:03,876
[FOOTSTEPS FADE]
407
00:15:06,735 --> 00:15:08,491
[XANDRA] Alex, I take full credit
408
00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,515
for leaking the Kissing Cabots story.
409
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:12,347
Look, I'm sick and tired
410
00:15:12,350 --> 00:15:14,225
of your dad trying to control us.
411
00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,662
And now that is out there, we're free.
412
00:15:17,924 --> 00:15:19,424
I'm done with secrets...
413
00:15:19,427 --> 00:15:21,227
which is why I needed you to see this.
414
00:15:22,977 --> 00:15:24,667
- This is Josie's contract.
- Yeah.
415
00:15:24,668 --> 00:15:27,666
Your dad needs a way
more competent secretary.
416
00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:30,602
I took the liberty of
highlighting that last clause.
417
00:15:30,605 --> 00:15:33,004
It's a lot of legalese, so
let me translate it for you.
418
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:37,109
Your daddy is paying
for Josie to date you.
419
00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:38,945
Or, should I say, baby-sit you.
420
00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:42,815
[KATY] Thank you so much.
421
00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:45,250
It was cool to work
with you, Katy Keene.
422
00:15:45,253 --> 00:15:47,720
I'll remember your name next
time I need a Switzerland.
423
00:15:47,721 --> 00:15:50,556
You could remember my number, too.
424
00:15:50,557 --> 00:15:52,557
Forward. I like it.
425
00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:56,327
My friend is having
an EP release at five.
426
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,596
Do you wanna meet me there?
427
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,365
[CAMERA CLICKS]
428
00:16:00,368 --> 00:16:01,833
Best photo I took all day.
429
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,102
Put in your number.
430
00:16:07,975 --> 00:16:09,307
I'll see you later.
431
00:16:09,309 --> 00:16:10,476
See ya.
432
00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:15,663
Well done at the shoot today,
Katy. Errol and...
433
00:16:15,666 --> 00:16:17,489
Pedestrian Patricia looked cheery.
434
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:20,225
Thank you, Gloria. It was a team effort.
435
00:16:20,226 --> 00:16:22,259
I got this from Human Resources.
436
00:16:22,261 --> 00:16:23,894
Your mother's file.
437
00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:26,698
She was indeed an
employee here at Lacy's.
438
00:16:29,635 --> 00:16:32,770
Wait. It says here that she was fired.
439
00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:34,471
- Why?
- From what I gather,
440
00:16:34,474 --> 00:16:36,474
the management doubted her
commitment to the store.
441
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:38,261
Why wouldn't my mom tell
me that she worked here?
442
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:40,644
She was terminated around
the time you were born.
443
00:16:40,647 --> 00:16:42,447
Which I found in your file.
444
00:16:42,448 --> 00:16:44,215
Why would she go to such lengths
445
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:45,616
to keep all this from me?
446
00:16:45,619 --> 00:16:47,751
[PHONE BUZZES]
447
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,386
No doubt that's your date calling.
448
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,121
Honestly, I'm not really in the mood
449
00:16:51,124 --> 00:16:52,452
to go out with anyone.
450
00:16:52,455 --> 00:16:55,493
Katy, if your mother was
keeping something from you,
451
00:16:55,495 --> 00:16:57,828
it was likely to protect you.
452
00:16:57,831 --> 00:17:01,332
Now go. Don't keep that roguish
Vogue photographer waiting.
453
00:17:01,335 --> 00:17:02,467
Thank you, Gloria.
454
00:17:23,155 --> 00:17:24,878
The party started twenty minutes ago.
455
00:17:24,881 --> 00:17:26,439
[SIGHS] Where's Alex?
456
00:17:26,441 --> 00:17:29,294
Easy there. It's New York.
457
00:17:29,296 --> 00:17:31,162
[ENTRY BELL JINGLES]
458
00:17:31,163 --> 00:17:34,531
Hi! Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi!
459
00:17:34,534 --> 00:17:36,601
Will, this is Josie McCoy,
460
00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:38,202
future Grammy winner, right here.
461
00:17:38,204 --> 00:17:39,503
[JOSIE AND WILL LAUGH]
462
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,006
Hi, thanks so much for coming.
463
00:17:41,008 --> 00:17:42,641
- Of course.
- Um, so,
464
00:17:42,643 --> 00:17:44,342
Jorge and Pepper are downstairs.
465
00:17:44,344 --> 00:17:45,944
- I'll see you there? Okay.
- Okay.
466
00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,712
[REMOVES BOTTLE CAP]
467
00:17:48,714 --> 00:17:49,781
[KATY] Thanks.
468
00:17:51,151 --> 00:17:52,616
- Cheers.
- [BOTTLES CLINK]
469
00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:54,685
To an unusual first date.
470
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:57,322
Please, it reminds me of
my early days in the city.
471
00:17:57,324 --> 00:17:59,356
Running around with a
camera on my shoulder,
472
00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:00,653
not knowing if I'd ever make it.
473
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:02,931
I think nostalgia might be
getting the better of you.
474
00:18:02,932 --> 00:18:04,663
As much as I like my day job,
475
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:06,830
I would rather be
getting paid to design.
476
00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:10,101
Your day job can't be that bad
with a prince pining after you.
477
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,671
- I saw the way he looked at you.
- What?
478
00:18:12,673 --> 00:18:14,071
Prince Errol Swoon
479
00:18:14,074 --> 00:18:16,040
is practically a married man.
480
00:18:16,042 --> 00:18:17,977
He most certainly was not looking at me.
481
00:18:19,746 --> 00:18:21,212
[SOFT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
482
00:18:22,915 --> 00:18:24,016
Josie?
483
00:18:25,201 --> 00:18:27,392
- You look amazing.
- Thanks.
484
00:18:27,394 --> 00:18:29,584
I wasn't sure you were still coming.
485
00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,021
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
486
00:18:31,023 --> 00:18:33,991
So, where is this manager of yours?
487
00:18:33,993 --> 00:18:36,126
[ALEXANDER] He's right here.
488
00:18:36,128 --> 00:18:38,096
Alexander Cabot.
489
00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:40,932
The man my daughter hasn't
stopped talking about.
490
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,701
It's my pleasure.
491
00:18:42,702 --> 00:18:44,502
Um, Alex...
492
00:18:46,138 --> 00:18:47,939
can I talk to you in private?
493
00:18:47,941 --> 00:18:49,740
Hm. What's the point?
494
00:18:49,742 --> 00:18:50,999
[LOUDLY] I mean, we should probably
495
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:53,406
call this whole thing
off, don't you think?
496
00:18:53,409 --> 00:18:55,565
You know? Because you couldn't keep up
497
00:18:55,567 --> 00:18:56,580
your end of the bargain.
498
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,115
What's he talking about, Josie?
499
00:18:58,117 --> 00:18:59,150
I don't know.
500
00:18:59,152 --> 00:19:00,384
I think he's just had
501
00:19:00,386 --> 00:19:01,618
a little too much to drink.
502
00:19:01,621 --> 00:19:03,587
Really? You don't know?
503
00:19:03,589 --> 00:19:05,522
So, you're not just dating me
504
00:19:05,525 --> 00:19:06,891
because my dad paid you to?
505
00:19:06,893 --> 00:19:09,059
Alex, I... I can explain.
506
00:19:09,061 --> 00:19:10,170
Save it.
507
00:19:10,172 --> 00:19:11,796
Alex...
508
00:19:11,798 --> 00:19:13,598
Jo... Josie, let him go.
509
00:19:15,102 --> 00:19:17,134
[KATY] Hey, this is your night.
510
00:19:17,136 --> 00:19:18,502
Do not let him ruin this.
511
00:19:18,505 --> 00:19:21,071
[CHUBBY] We all came out here tonight
512
00:19:21,074 --> 00:19:22,906
for the same reason...
513
00:19:22,909 --> 00:19:24,942
to hear good music.
514
00:19:24,944 --> 00:19:27,112
And I'm honored to introduce
515
00:19:27,114 --> 00:19:29,214
a bright young talent...
516
00:19:30,317 --> 00:19:32,450
Miss Josie McCoy.
517
00:19:32,451 --> 00:19:33,919
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
518
00:19:39,125 --> 00:19:41,192
[BACKING TRACK PLAYS]
519
00:19:41,193 --> 00:19:43,094
♪ There goes a dream ♪
520
00:19:43,096 --> 00:19:46,298
♪ Now it's us against real life ♪
521
00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:51,935
♪ Love isn't all butterflies ♪
522
00:19:51,938 --> 00:19:55,973
♪ In a drunken paradise ♪
523
00:19:55,976 --> 00:19:57,842
[HARMONIZING] ♪ It hurts ♪
524
00:19:57,844 --> 00:19:59,911
♪ It's hard ♪
525
00:19:59,913 --> 00:20:03,515
♪ It's worth the fight ♪
526
00:20:03,517 --> 00:20:07,751
♪ Let's do our best ♪
527
00:20:07,753 --> 00:20:11,655
♪ To get it right ♪
528
00:20:11,657 --> 00:20:15,593
- ♪ If we just try, try, try ♪
- ♪ Oh, try ♪
529
00:20:15,595 --> 00:20:19,297
- ♪ If we just try, try, try ♪
- ♪ Try, try, try ♪
530
00:20:19,298 --> 00:20:21,332
♪ Hey, we might fall ♪
531
00:20:21,334 --> 00:20:23,701
- ♪ Or we might fight ♪
- ♪ Oh, try ♪
532
00:20:23,702 --> 00:20:26,336
- ♪ But we should try ♪
- ♪ We should try... ♪
533
00:20:26,338 --> 00:20:29,574
The infamous Alexander Cabot.
534
00:20:29,576 --> 00:20:32,544
There's nothing more important
to me than my daughter,
535
00:20:32,546 --> 00:20:35,880
and there are things that you can
do for her career that I cannot.
536
00:20:35,882 --> 00:20:39,851
But if you screw her over in any way,
537
00:20:39,853 --> 00:20:42,886
I will personally call
Marc Berger down at the SEC
538
00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:45,957
and have him investigate
every financial dealing
539
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:47,991
you've ever brokered.
540
00:20:47,993 --> 00:20:50,028
No empire has been
built without at least
541
00:20:50,029 --> 00:20:52,029
one rusty nail, Mr. Cabot.
542
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,097
Just ask Hiram Lodge.
543
00:20:54,099 --> 00:20:56,867
♪ We should try, we should try ♪
544
00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:59,002
[SONG ENDS]
545
00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,873
- [CHEERS, APPLAUSE]
- Yeah!
546
00:21:02,107 --> 00:21:03,907
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
547
00:21:03,910 --> 00:21:07,979
Uh, you know, my studio's
only ten blocks away.
548
00:21:07,980 --> 00:21:10,480
You wanna go back with me?
549
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:12,017
I'd love to show it to you.
550
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,420
As tempting as that is,
551
00:21:15,422 --> 00:21:17,989
I think I'm good for tonight.
552
00:21:17,990 --> 00:21:19,057
But... next time?
553
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:21,767
Sure.
554
00:21:21,769 --> 00:21:23,260
I'll call you.
555
00:21:23,262 --> 00:21:24,363
Okay.
556
00:21:26,266 --> 00:21:27,765
[WILL] Mmm...
557
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:30,268
[KATY] And you guys?
It was the Worst. Kiss.
558
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:31,435
Ever.
559
00:21:31,438 --> 00:21:32,670
[PEPPER, JORGE] No!
560
00:21:32,672 --> 00:21:34,072
Oh, my God.
561
00:21:34,074 --> 00:21:36,273
Welcome to the dating pool, sister.
562
00:21:36,276 --> 00:21:37,798
Ugh! That's nothing compared to the time
563
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,289
I went on a date with Jared Leto,
564
00:21:39,291 --> 00:21:41,144
who only gives butterfly kisses.
565
00:21:41,146 --> 00:21:43,540
Speaking of kisses... how's Raj?
566
00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,098
Have I mentioned how weird it is
567
00:21:45,101 --> 00:21:46,382
that you're dating K.O.'s roommate?
568
00:21:46,384 --> 00:21:47,865
You have, and we're not dating.
569
00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:49,721
- It's strictly cash.
- [PHONE BUZZES]
570
00:21:49,722 --> 00:21:51,326
Speaking of, I should
probably take that.
571
00:21:51,328 --> 00:21:52,784
Might be an emergency.
572
00:21:52,786 --> 00:21:55,309
Uh-huh. An emergency booty call.
573
00:21:55,311 --> 00:21:57,561
Better make it quick.
Don't miss my pageant.
574
00:21:57,564 --> 00:21:59,347
- [KATY SNORTS]
- I would never.
575
00:21:59,349 --> 00:22:01,605
Two shakes of a lamb's tail!
576
00:22:01,607 --> 00:22:03,208
[SIGHS]
577
00:22:03,210 --> 00:22:05,336
Maybe I'm not cut out
for the single life.
578
00:22:05,337 --> 00:22:07,805
I mean, I had a prince in K.O.
579
00:22:07,807 --> 00:22:11,409
Katy, girl, you've been
single for, like, two seconds.
580
00:22:11,411 --> 00:22:12,532
Relax.
581
00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:14,525
You just gotta kiss a few frogs, is all.
582
00:22:14,527 --> 00:22:16,914
- You're right.
- [CLINKS GLASSES]
583
00:22:16,916 --> 00:22:18,182
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
584
00:22:18,183 --> 00:22:20,167
Hmm. Maybe Pepper forgot something.
585
00:22:20,170 --> 00:22:21,372
Doesn't she have a key?
586
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,075
Yeah, I thought we gave her one.
587
00:22:31,026 --> 00:22:33,994
So, how did you know where I lived?
588
00:22:34,832 --> 00:22:36,355
I'm a prince, Katy.
589
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:37,612
[LAUGHS] Right.
590
00:22:37,614 --> 00:22:39,183
I'm sorry to drop in like this,
591
00:22:39,185 --> 00:22:41,000
but I just didn't know where else to go,
592
00:22:41,002 --> 00:22:43,237
and you always seem to
have the right answers.
593
00:22:43,239 --> 00:22:44,872
Patricia and I are over.
594
00:22:44,874 --> 00:22:46,205
I called off the engagement.
595
00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:47,941
You what?!
596
00:22:47,942 --> 00:22:50,510
No, that's okay. I can fix this.
597
00:22:50,512 --> 00:22:52,546
No. It's too late. I'm done.
598
00:22:52,548 --> 00:22:54,013
You know, on our first date,
599
00:22:54,016 --> 00:22:55,481
I made plans to take Patricia
600
00:22:55,483 --> 00:22:56,782
to a Michelin-star restaurant
601
00:22:56,785 --> 00:22:58,919
in Macau, but she insisted
602
00:22:58,921 --> 00:23:01,087
that we stay in and order Chinese.
603
00:23:01,089 --> 00:23:02,679
Now she's throwing temper tantrums
604
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,436
because her tiara doesn't have enough
605
00:23:04,439 --> 00:23:05,726
canary yellow diamonds.
606
00:23:05,728 --> 00:23:08,228
Patricia is dealing with a lot.
607
00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:10,082
She's not used to
being in the public eye.
608
00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:12,686
- Just give her some time.
- I don't know, Katy,
609
00:23:12,689 --> 00:23:15,469
I think I might be better off single.
610
00:23:15,471 --> 00:23:17,738
I know, I thought that too
when I broke up with K.O.,
611
00:23:17,740 --> 00:23:21,141
but trust me, the grass
isn't always greener.
612
00:23:21,143 --> 00:23:22,542
[KATY SIGHS]
613
00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:26,046
Is this your mother? You look like her.
614
00:23:26,048 --> 00:23:27,248
Yeah.
615
00:23:28,884 --> 00:23:30,750
You all right?
616
00:23:30,752 --> 00:23:31,919
My mom was amazing,
617
00:23:31,921 --> 00:23:33,653
and she died a few years ago,
618
00:23:33,655 --> 00:23:35,177
but I'm starting to think that there's
619
00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:36,656
a lot of things I don't know about her.
620
00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:38,191
I'm sorry.
621
00:23:38,192 --> 00:23:40,126
I lost my mum too when I was young.
622
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,728
- Yeah, I know.
- Of course.
623
00:23:41,730 --> 00:23:44,064
The whole world knows.
I wish I could say that
624
00:23:44,066 --> 00:23:46,299
you'll miss her less as time goes by,
625
00:23:46,301 --> 00:23:49,569
but I find that the older I get,
the more I wish she were here.
626
00:23:49,572 --> 00:23:51,672
She'd know what to do about Patricia.
627
00:23:51,673 --> 00:23:53,740
What do you think that she would say?
628
00:23:53,741 --> 00:23:55,875
That I need to learn to be alone,
629
00:23:55,877 --> 00:23:59,445
and that I was foolish to
get engaged to my rebound.
630
00:23:59,448 --> 00:24:01,181
- Oh.
- Did I forget to mention that?
631
00:24:01,182 --> 00:24:04,585
- You did.
- I was heartbroken when I met Patricia.
632
00:24:04,586 --> 00:24:07,753
I suppose I rushed into things
to numb the pain I was feeling.
633
00:24:07,756 --> 00:24:09,355
It's funny how we do that, isn't it?
634
00:24:09,357 --> 00:24:11,355
Sometimes I think I stayed with K.O.
635
00:24:11,356 --> 00:24:13,292
because he was there
for me when my mom died.
636
00:24:13,295 --> 00:24:14,928
I knew that if we broke up,
637
00:24:14,930 --> 00:24:16,430
there would just be all this
638
00:24:16,432 --> 00:24:18,097
residual pain to sort through.
639
00:24:18,099 --> 00:24:20,366
- How's that going?
- Still sorting.
640
00:24:20,368 --> 00:24:22,103
[JORGE] Katy!
641
00:24:23,638 --> 00:24:25,807
- I'm heading out.
- Okay.
642
00:24:26,976 --> 00:24:28,409
Ask him.
643
00:24:29,811 --> 00:24:31,645
Do you want to go to a drag pageant?
644
00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:36,590
Uh... I'm afraid I cause
a bit of a commotion
645
00:24:36,593 --> 00:24:38,393
- when I'm out in public.
- Oh! Of course.
646
00:24:40,154 --> 00:24:42,021
Here. No one will be
looking for a prince
647
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,144
amongst all those... queens.
648
00:24:44,145 --> 00:24:45,445
[CHUCKLES]
649
00:24:49,865 --> 00:24:52,199
Go talk to your mother.
650
00:24:52,201 --> 00:24:54,335
She's the only one you're gonna get.
651
00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,146
I know what you're gonna say.
652
00:25:07,148 --> 00:25:10,683
That this whole listening
party was a disaster.
653
00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:12,853
Josie, you were a revelation.
654
00:25:12,855 --> 00:25:14,755
You've never sounded better!
655
00:25:14,757 --> 00:25:17,356
Alex knows how to get
the best out of me.
656
00:25:17,358 --> 00:25:21,694
I know you can handle
your business, but...
657
00:25:21,696 --> 00:25:23,294
I didn't like what I saw tonight.
658
00:25:23,296 --> 00:25:25,152
That was partially my fault. I didn't...
659
00:25:25,153 --> 00:25:26,811
Don't make excuses for that boy.
660
00:25:26,814 --> 00:25:29,070
Alexander Cabot had no right
661
00:25:29,073 --> 00:25:31,038
to waltz in here like that.
662
00:25:34,609 --> 00:25:37,277
Do you know who he reminded me of?
663
00:25:37,278 --> 00:25:41,048
Just because he had too
much to drink one night...
664
00:25:41,049 --> 00:25:43,482
doesn't mean he has a problem.
665
00:25:43,484 --> 00:25:45,018
He's not Dad.
666
00:25:45,019 --> 00:25:47,220
That's exactly the same
thing I used to say.
667
00:25:47,221 --> 00:25:49,021
Josie,
668
00:25:49,023 --> 00:25:52,159
when you end up with someone like that,
669
00:25:52,161 --> 00:25:54,361
the worrying never goes away.
670
00:25:54,363 --> 00:25:55,799
I don't want that for you.
671
00:25:55,801 --> 00:25:56,863
I know.
672
00:25:56,865 --> 00:25:58,565
You are not that little girl
673
00:25:58,567 --> 00:26:00,041
from Riverdale anymore.
674
00:26:00,044 --> 00:26:02,368
And you have to make your own choices...
675
00:26:02,371 --> 00:26:04,392
and mistakes.
676
00:26:04,394 --> 00:26:06,362
But I'm still your mom.
677
00:26:08,549 --> 00:26:12,244
And I will always be here
678
00:26:12,247 --> 00:26:14,749
to help pick up the
pieces and bring you home.
679
00:26:18,086 --> 00:26:19,119
[SNIFFLES]
680
00:26:23,392 --> 00:26:25,959
Should I be jealous of this other person
681
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,729
that you're clearly fantasizing about?
682
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:31,064
[CHUCKLES] No.
683
00:26:31,066 --> 00:26:33,532
It's just my Nanima.
684
00:26:33,535 --> 00:26:35,469
I've been thinking about what you said,
685
00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:38,305
and I think I might reach out to her.
686
00:26:38,307 --> 00:26:41,607
Oh, that's fantastic... isn't it?
687
00:26:41,609 --> 00:26:45,378
I just don't know what I'll
do if she rejects me again.
688
00:26:49,284 --> 00:26:50,750
[PEPPER EXHALES]
689
00:26:50,752 --> 00:26:52,952
Raj...
690
00:26:52,954 --> 00:26:55,888
I must admit, I had a...
691
00:26:55,891 --> 00:26:59,092
teensy, tiny, microscopic
692
00:26:59,094 --> 00:27:01,827
ulterior motive when I suggested
693
00:27:01,829 --> 00:27:03,497
that you make up with your family.
694
00:27:03,499 --> 00:27:05,132
What are you talking about?
695
00:27:05,134 --> 00:27:07,634
When I heard about your
potential inheritance,
696
00:27:07,635 --> 00:27:09,903
I thought that you might
697
00:27:09,904 --> 00:27:12,305
invest in my Pepper Plant.
698
00:27:12,307 --> 00:27:15,040
But you might be, quite literally,
699
00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:17,176
the sweetest guy in the world,
700
00:27:17,179 --> 00:27:19,246
and it would be unconscionable of me
701
00:27:19,248 --> 00:27:21,080
to betray your trust.
702
00:27:21,083 --> 00:27:23,349
I'm sorry that I even
considered asking you.
703
00:27:23,352 --> 00:27:25,285
Pepper, stop.
704
00:27:25,287 --> 00:27:27,854
I can't believe you even
thought of doing that.
705
00:27:27,855 --> 00:27:29,422
[SOFTLY] Yeah.
706
00:27:29,423 --> 00:27:31,958
You're relentlessly passionate.
707
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:34,027
That's why I like you.
708
00:27:34,028 --> 00:27:37,096
Look, I've done some shady things
709
00:27:37,098 --> 00:27:38,153
to get films made,
710
00:27:38,155 --> 00:27:41,667
and I've made some shady films. [LAUGHS]
711
00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:44,336
So next time...
712
00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:46,306
don't lie to me?
713
00:27:46,307 --> 00:27:48,040
Yeah.
714
00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:49,576
[EMCEE] Ladies and gentlemen,
715
00:27:49,577 --> 00:27:52,479
welcome to the Miss
Washington Heights pageant!
716
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,651
- [CLUB MUSIC PLAYING]
- Now joining us on the stage
717
00:27:55,653 --> 00:27:57,976
- for the Q&A portion of the evening...
- Aye, papi...
718
00:27:57,978 --> 00:27:59,867
- please welcome our guest judge...- Tatas out!
719
00:27:59,869 --> 00:28:03,260
the one, the only, the always horny,
720
00:28:03,262 --> 00:28:07,755
VeeVee Hum-ble!
721
00:28:07,757 --> 00:28:10,224
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
722
00:28:13,669 --> 00:28:16,169
- Francois?
- No, sweetie.
723
00:28:16,171 --> 00:28:18,337
But tell him to call me if he's single.
724
00:28:18,339 --> 00:28:19,506
[KATY LAUGHS]
725
00:28:19,508 --> 00:28:22,709
[CHEERS, APPLAUSE CONTINUE]
726
00:28:22,711 --> 00:28:24,510
- You made it!
- Gosh, yes.
727
00:28:24,512 --> 00:28:26,413
I could not have my mom come to New York
728
00:28:26,414 --> 00:28:28,480
and not experience the drag scene.
729
00:28:28,482 --> 00:28:30,549
[SIERRA] Honey, I was
in the East Village
730
00:28:30,551 --> 00:28:32,919
every weekend of my
twenties... I know drag.
731
00:28:32,921 --> 00:28:34,386
[VEEVEE] Mm, yass!
732
00:28:34,388 --> 00:28:36,722
These queens done dragged
me out of retirement.
733
00:28:36,724 --> 00:28:40,393
- [LAUGHTER]
- But there's no place I'd rather be.
734
00:28:40,394 --> 00:28:42,061
[CROWD CHEERS]
735
00:28:42,064 --> 00:28:44,396
And now for the Q&A
portion of the evening.
736
00:28:44,398 --> 00:28:47,299
The first question goes to Deveraux.
737
00:28:47,301 --> 00:28:49,836
- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
- [FAN] Deveraux!
738
00:28:49,837 --> 00:28:52,372
[FAN 2] Whoo! Whoo!
739
00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:54,840
What advice would you
give to a young person
740
00:28:54,843 --> 00:28:56,410
starting out in drag?
741
00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:01,413
I'd tell them that if
a kid from Paris, Texas,
742
00:29:01,415 --> 00:29:04,550
could grow into the
gorgeous, confident queen
743
00:29:04,553 --> 00:29:07,887
standing here tonight, then
anything is possible...
744
00:29:07,890 --> 00:29:11,458
- if you believe in yourself.
- [FANS] Whoo! Whoo!
745
00:29:11,460 --> 00:29:14,928
- And invest in a good corset.
- [LAUGHTER]
746
00:29:14,930 --> 00:29:18,265
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
747
00:29:18,267 --> 00:29:20,901
Ginger Lopez, same question.
748
00:29:20,903 --> 00:29:23,869
[CHEERS, WOLF CALLS]
749
00:29:23,872 --> 00:29:26,972
Thank you. Um... I...
750
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,075
I'd say, um...
751
00:29:29,076 --> 00:29:31,544
- [MIC FEEDING BACK]
- Uh...
752
00:29:31,546 --> 00:29:33,680
[DEVERAUX] Aww, poor Ginger.
753
00:29:33,682 --> 00:29:35,648
Putty tat got her tongue.
754
00:29:35,651 --> 00:29:37,651
- [LAUGHTER]
- [MAN] Ooh...
755
00:29:37,653 --> 00:29:39,318
We need an answer!
756
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,554
[MAN 2] What is she wearing?
757
00:29:41,556 --> 00:29:43,923
[WOMAN] Bring back Deveraux!
758
00:29:43,925 --> 00:29:46,625
- [MAN 3] Deveraux!
- [MIC FEEDING BACK]
759
00:29:46,627 --> 00:29:47,795
Sorry.
760
00:29:49,597 --> 00:29:51,164
No, no, no. I got this. I got it.
761
00:29:53,434 --> 00:29:54,500
Ginger?
762
00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:56,135
Oh, my God!
763
00:29:56,137 --> 00:29:58,270
Hey, what happened?
764
00:29:58,272 --> 00:29:59,307
[GASPS]
765
00:30:00,409 --> 00:30:02,142
That bitch Deveraux.
766
00:30:02,144 --> 00:30:04,743
Katy, she's like the Tether from Us.
767
00:30:04,746 --> 00:30:07,747
She cut... my dress!
768
00:30:07,749 --> 00:30:10,916
- I know how to fix this.
- Don't. Don't bother, Katy.
769
00:30:10,919 --> 00:30:12,818
No, you are not giving up.
770
00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:15,188
It's over, girl. I don't belong here.
771
00:30:15,190 --> 00:30:17,324
Not with these perfect, fishy queens.
772
00:30:17,326 --> 00:30:18,759
[ERROL] Ginger...
773
00:30:21,329 --> 00:30:24,130
My entire life,
774
00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:26,506
I have been expected to
be the perfect prince...
775
00:30:26,508 --> 00:30:29,068
go to this school, marry that girl,
776
00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:32,172
don't get a piercing. [CHUCKLES]
777
00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:36,375
But the more I tried,
the more miserable I was.
778
00:30:36,377 --> 00:30:40,145
See, the problem wasn't that I
didn't know how to be a prince,
779
00:30:40,147 --> 00:30:42,982
I just didn't know how to be myself.
780
00:30:42,984 --> 00:30:45,884
Forget about what you
think you're supposed to be,
781
00:30:45,886 --> 00:30:48,221
and just be who you are.
782
00:30:50,057 --> 00:30:52,325
I could kiss you right now.
783
00:30:52,326 --> 00:30:54,259
But that's probably inappropriate.
784
00:30:54,261 --> 00:30:57,063
- [KATY CHUCKLES]
- We'll see where the night takes us.
785
00:30:57,065 --> 00:30:58,398
[BOTH LAUGH]
786
00:31:01,198 --> 00:31:03,188
For the talent portion
of our competition,
787
00:31:03,190 --> 00:31:06,790
let's welcome back to the
stage, Miss Ginger Lopez!
788
00:31:06,792 --> 00:31:10,362
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
789
00:31:11,865 --> 00:31:13,597
[VOCALIZES]
790
00:31:13,599 --> 00:31:15,968
[BEYONCÉ'S "PRETTY HURTS"
BACKING TRACK PLAYS]
791
00:31:18,337 --> 00:31:21,605
♪ Mama said you're a pretty girl ♪
792
00:31:21,607 --> 00:31:25,175
♪ What's in your head,
it doesn't matter ♪
793
00:31:25,178 --> 00:31:28,445
♪ Brush your hair, fix your teeth ♪
794
00:31:28,448 --> 00:31:31,548
♪ What you wear is all that matters ♪
795
00:31:31,550 --> 00:31:34,853
♪ Just another stage ♪
796
00:31:34,855 --> 00:31:38,388
♪ Pageant the pain away ♪
797
00:31:38,391 --> 00:31:40,191
♪ This time I'm gonna take ♪
798
00:31:40,192 --> 00:31:42,693
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- ♪ The crown without falling ♪
799
00:31:42,695 --> 00:31:45,029
[CROWD MURMURING]
800
00:31:46,398 --> 00:31:47,932
[LUISA] That bitch!
801
00:31:47,933 --> 00:31:48,968
What?!
802
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,707
[SINGING ACAPELLA]
♪ Pretty hurts ♪
803
00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:59,076
♪ We shine the light
on whatever's worst ♪
804
00:31:59,078 --> 00:32:02,012
♪ Perfection is a disease ♪
805
00:32:02,015 --> 00:32:04,516
♪ Of a nation ♪
806
00:32:04,518 --> 00:32:06,351
[SUCKS BREATH IN]
807
00:32:06,353 --> 00:32:09,153
- ♪ Pretty hurts ♪
- [CROWD CHEERS]
808
00:32:09,155 --> 00:32:12,557
♪ We shine the light
on whatever's worst ♪
809
00:32:12,558 --> 00:32:13,749
♪ You tryin' to fix something ♪
810
00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:16,528
♪ But you can't fix what you can't see ♪
811
00:32:16,529 --> 00:32:18,563
♪ It's the soul that needs a surgery ♪
812
00:32:18,565 --> 00:32:20,498
♪ Ain't got no doctor or pill ♪
813
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:22,217
♪ That can take the pain away ♪
814
00:32:22,219 --> 00:32:23,275
♪ The pain's inside ♪
815
00:32:23,277 --> 00:32:25,560
♪ And nobody frees you from your body ♪
816
00:32:25,563 --> 00:32:27,085
♪ It's the soul, it's the soul ♪
817
00:32:27,086 --> 00:32:30,040
♪ That needs surgery ♪
818
00:32:30,042 --> 00:32:32,242
♪ Ohh! ♪
819
00:32:32,244 --> 00:32:33,778
♪ Plastic smiles and denial ♪
820
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:35,712
♪ Can only take you so far ♪
821
00:32:35,714 --> 00:32:37,351
♪ Then you break when the fake facade ♪
822
00:32:37,353 --> 00:32:38,862
♪ Leaves you in the dark ♪
823
00:32:38,864 --> 00:32:40,619
♪ You left with shattered mirrors ♪
824
00:32:40,622 --> 00:32:43,922
♪ And the shards of a beautiful girl ♪
825
00:32:43,923 --> 00:32:47,592
♪ A beautiful girl ♪
826
00:32:47,594 --> 00:32:49,259
[ALL CHEER]
827
00:32:49,261 --> 00:32:51,930
♪ Pretty hurts ♪
828
00:32:51,932 --> 00:32:53,298
Yes!
829
00:32:53,299 --> 00:32:54,566
♪ We shine the light ♪
830
00:32:54,567 --> 00:32:56,300
♪ On whatever's worst ♪
831
00:32:56,302 --> 00:32:57,784
♪ Tryin' to fix something ♪
832
00:32:57,786 --> 00:33:00,538
♪ But you can't fix what you can't see ♪
833
00:33:00,539 --> 00:33:03,775
♪ It's the soul that needs a surgery ♪
834
00:33:03,777 --> 00:33:07,246
[CROWD CHEERS WILDLY]
835
00:33:11,116 --> 00:33:12,750
See? That's my baby!
836
00:33:15,551 --> 00:33:17,407
[VEEVEE] As a former
Miss Washington Heights,
837
00:33:17,410 --> 00:33:19,500
it's wonderful to see
the next generation
838
00:33:19,501 --> 00:33:21,078
of queens on the rise.
839
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:23,171
Now, without further ado...
840
00:33:23,173 --> 00:33:25,096
[CROWD CHUCKLES]
841
00:33:25,097 --> 00:33:26,431
our first runner-up...
842
00:33:28,602 --> 00:33:30,167
Miss Booty Harland!
843
00:33:30,170 --> 00:33:32,070
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
844
00:33:33,772 --> 00:33:35,940
[WOMAN] Yeah, Booty!
845
00:33:35,942 --> 00:33:37,842
And now,
846
00:33:37,844 --> 00:33:39,676
the moment you have
all been waiting for.
847
00:33:39,679 --> 00:33:42,448
This year's Miss Washington Heights...
848
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,669
Miss Deveraux!
849
00:33:45,671 --> 00:33:47,638
[CROWD CHEERS WILDLY]
850
00:34:01,201 --> 00:34:03,800
[APPLAUSE CONTINUES]
851
00:34:03,803 --> 00:34:06,703
["GOOD AS HELL" BY LIZZO PLAYING]
852
00:34:06,705 --> 00:34:09,974
♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪
853
00:34:09,976 --> 00:34:12,309
- ♪ Baby how you feelin'? ♪
- ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
854
00:34:12,311 --> 00:34:15,346
It was very sweet how you talked
Ginger off the ledge earlier.
855
00:34:15,347 --> 00:34:17,581
Oh, I'm used to giving queens advice.
856
00:34:17,583 --> 00:34:18,715
[LAUGHS]
857
00:34:18,717 --> 00:34:19,974
So, is every night in the life
858
00:34:19,976 --> 00:34:21,418
of Katy Keene this exciting?
859
00:34:21,420 --> 00:34:23,777
You mean, between the evil drag queens
860
00:34:23,780 --> 00:34:25,322
and the musical numbers?
861
00:34:25,324 --> 00:34:26,858
Yes, it's pretty standard.
862
00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:28,416
I truly cannot remember
863
00:34:28,418 --> 00:34:29,927
the last time I had this much fun.
864
00:34:29,929 --> 00:34:31,063
Seriously?
865
00:34:32,164 --> 00:34:33,864
You are a literal prince.
866
00:34:33,867 --> 00:34:36,367
You get to attend fancy galas
867
00:34:36,369 --> 00:34:38,068
and brunch with the Obamas.
868
00:34:38,070 --> 00:34:39,704
Just Michelle and the girls.
869
00:34:39,706 --> 00:34:41,528
Barry's not one for mimosas.
870
00:34:41,530 --> 00:34:42,606
[LAUGHS]
871
00:34:42,608 --> 00:34:44,842
I mean it, though.
872
00:34:44,844 --> 00:34:47,177
It's so hard to cut loose
when you're in the public eye.
873
00:34:47,179 --> 00:34:49,280
Well, look around.
874
00:34:49,282 --> 00:34:52,003
Molly's Crisis is one of
the few places in New York
875
00:34:52,005 --> 00:34:54,052
where you can totally be yourself
876
00:34:54,054 --> 00:34:55,887
and not feel alone.
877
00:34:55,889 --> 00:34:58,056
So show me what you've
got, Your Highness.
878
00:34:58,057 --> 00:34:59,690
Oh!
879
00:34:59,693 --> 00:35:04,061
[LIZZO SUSTAINS NOTE]
880
00:35:04,063 --> 00:35:07,331
♪ And do my hair toss, check my nails ♪
881
00:35:07,333 --> 00:35:09,967
- ♪ Baby, how ya feelin' ♪
- ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
882
00:35:09,969 --> 00:35:12,369
♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪
883
00:35:12,371 --> 00:35:15,106
- ♪ Baby, how ya feein' ♪
- Mom! Stop!
884
00:35:15,108 --> 00:35:17,541
♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪
885
00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:19,943
- ♪ Baby, how ya feelin' ♪
- ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
886
00:35:19,945 --> 00:35:22,347
♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪
887
00:35:22,349 --> 00:35:24,882
- ♪ Baby, how ya feelin' ♪
- ♪ Feelin' good as hell ♪
888
00:35:24,884 --> 00:35:27,585
[MOZART OVERTURE PLAYING]
889
00:35:37,297 --> 00:35:39,264
[BOTH PANTING]
890
00:35:52,195 --> 00:35:53,864
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
891
00:36:10,496 --> 00:36:11,664
[SIGHS]
892
00:36:17,204 --> 00:36:19,536
Good mornTing, Your Highness.
893
00:36:19,539 --> 00:36:21,206
What happened to your prince?
894
00:36:21,208 --> 00:36:23,675
- He couldn't stay.
- Mm-hmm.
895
00:36:23,677 --> 00:36:25,643
How was the royal treatment?
896
00:36:25,644 --> 00:36:28,146
- I don't know how that happened.
- [JOSIE] Mmm.
897
00:36:28,148 --> 00:36:31,282
We just got caught up in
the moment. It was a mistake.
898
00:36:31,284 --> 00:36:33,034
[GASPS] He's a client!
899
00:36:33,036 --> 00:36:34,670
- [KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Ooh!
900
00:36:39,726 --> 00:36:41,159
K.O.
901
00:36:41,161 --> 00:36:42,393
Hi.
902
00:36:42,394 --> 00:36:44,329
Katy. Uh...
903
00:36:44,331 --> 00:36:47,831
I was in the area and I came
by to pick up some of my stuff.
904
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:50,186
If it's a bad time,
I can come back later.
905
00:36:50,188 --> 00:36:51,523
No. No, it's okay.
906
00:36:52,672 --> 00:36:54,172
Do you want some cereal?
907
00:36:57,344 --> 00:37:00,822
So... I saw you and Xandra together.
908
00:37:00,824 --> 00:37:02,224
Are you guys...
909
00:37:02,226 --> 00:37:05,894
And if you are, that is great.
910
00:37:05,896 --> 00:37:07,884
Xandra's kind of a monster
but if you like her,
911
00:37:07,885 --> 00:37:09,742
I am happy for you. Really.
912
00:37:09,744 --> 00:37:11,300
Katy, take a breath.
913
00:37:11,302 --> 00:37:13,079
Xandra and I met at Studio 34.
914
00:37:13,081 --> 00:37:15,509
She needed a bodyguard,
so I drive her around
915
00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:18,079
and I'm teaching her to box. That's it.
916
00:37:18,081 --> 00:37:19,181
Oh.
917
00:37:20,182 --> 00:37:21,648
You were jealous.
918
00:37:21,650 --> 00:37:23,650
- No. No...
- Yes...
919
00:37:23,652 --> 00:37:26,019
- [LAUGHING]
- No, no. I was not.
920
00:37:26,021 --> 00:37:27,320
You totally were! I mean...
921
00:37:27,322 --> 00:37:28,856
- Come on.
- Come on.
922
00:37:30,525 --> 00:37:32,927
Katy, seriously though,
I can't even imagine
923
00:37:32,929 --> 00:37:34,427
dating somebody new right now.
924
00:37:34,429 --> 00:37:35,929
I'm not ready.
925
00:37:35,931 --> 00:37:37,965
- [PHONE BUZZES]
- Oh.
926
00:37:39,635 --> 00:37:41,702
- I see some things never change.
- Sorry.
927
00:37:41,704 --> 00:37:44,038
- Hello?
- [GLORIA] Katy, I don't know
928
00:37:44,039 --> 00:37:45,606
what you did this time,
929
00:37:45,608 --> 00:37:48,342
but I need you in my office now.
930
00:37:52,347 --> 00:37:54,347
Thank you for coming by, Didi.
931
00:37:54,349 --> 00:37:56,217
I didn't want to do this on the phone.
932
00:37:56,219 --> 00:37:57,851
You don't have the money, do you?
933
00:37:57,853 --> 00:37:59,887
My business deal fell through.
934
00:37:59,889 --> 00:38:02,123
It got complicated. I'm sorry.
935
00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:05,159
But, I do have something
else for you. A job.
936
00:38:05,161 --> 00:38:06,826
A job? Where?
937
00:38:06,827 --> 00:38:08,628
Right here at the Pepper Plant.
938
00:38:08,630 --> 00:38:11,132
And as an added
incentive, I can offer you
939
00:38:11,134 --> 00:38:13,900
a week's salary in advance. Cash.
940
00:38:13,902 --> 00:38:15,969
I really value your friendship, Didi.
941
00:38:15,972 --> 00:38:18,204
- I don't want to lose you.
- Hmm.
942
00:38:18,206 --> 00:38:22,041
People like you came in and out
of the Palace Hotel every day.
943
00:38:22,043 --> 00:38:24,358
I know what you are, Pepper.
944
00:38:25,478 --> 00:38:26,512
A con artist.
945
00:38:28,045 --> 00:38:30,936
I accept your job offer,
under one condition.
946
00:38:30,938 --> 00:38:34,273
I want you to teach
me everything you know.
947
00:38:41,047 --> 00:38:42,581
I'm glad you called.
948
00:38:42,583 --> 00:38:45,384
After last night, I
didn't expect you to.
949
00:38:45,385 --> 00:38:47,552
Alex, I am so sorry.
950
00:38:47,554 --> 00:38:49,599
I never should have signed that contract
951
00:38:49,601 --> 00:38:51,130
without talking to you first.
952
00:38:51,132 --> 00:38:53,795
All my life, I've watched
my dad persuade people
953
00:38:53,797 --> 00:38:55,126
to do things they didn't want to do.
954
00:38:55,128 --> 00:38:57,295
You don't have to apologize.
955
00:38:57,297 --> 00:38:58,731
I do.
956
00:39:00,967 --> 00:39:02,034
Are you okay?
957
00:39:02,036 --> 00:39:03,202
Josie...
958
00:39:05,039 --> 00:39:06,472
I'm an addict.
959
00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:09,273
But I'm working on it, every day.
960
00:39:09,275 --> 00:39:11,110
I met with my sponsor this morning.
961
00:39:11,112 --> 00:39:12,610
And I'll keep doing so.
962
00:39:12,612 --> 00:39:14,235
You don't have to worry
963
00:39:14,237 --> 00:39:15,447
about baby-sitting me.
964
00:39:15,449 --> 00:39:17,081
I just wish you had told me.
965
00:39:17,083 --> 00:39:19,550
Not because you need
to be taken care of,
966
00:39:19,552 --> 00:39:21,052
but because I care about you.
967
00:39:21,054 --> 00:39:23,054
And for the record, with or without
968
00:39:23,056 --> 00:39:24,789
a contract, I want to be with you.
969
00:39:24,791 --> 00:39:26,992
You're the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
970
00:39:26,994 --> 00:39:29,119
My dad ruins a lot of things,
971
00:39:29,121 --> 00:39:30,554
but not this.
972
00:39:31,565 --> 00:39:32,666
I won't let him.
973
00:39:37,003 --> 00:39:39,103
I'd like a Shirley Temple, please.
974
00:39:39,106 --> 00:39:40,438
With vodka.
975
00:39:40,440 --> 00:39:43,675
I like your style. Comin' right up.
976
00:39:43,677 --> 00:39:46,277
Katy mentioned I could find you here.
977
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:48,646
You were a breath of fresh
at the pageant yesterday.
978
00:39:48,648 --> 00:39:50,849
Thanks. Still didn't win.
979
00:39:50,851 --> 00:39:54,186
Now I'm stuck with the
dreaded Wednesday 6 P.M. slot.
980
00:39:54,188 --> 00:39:56,121
A show no one will ever see.
981
00:39:56,123 --> 00:39:57,755
You may not have won the crown,
982
00:39:57,757 --> 00:39:59,858
but you were the only
real queen on that stage.
983
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:02,293
You were authentic.
984
00:40:02,295 --> 00:40:04,697
I may not know what kind
of queen Ginger is yet,
985
00:40:04,699 --> 00:40:06,532
but I know who I am.
986
00:40:07,802 --> 00:40:08,833
It's on me.
987
00:40:08,835 --> 00:40:10,969
Once upon a time, I was you.
988
00:40:10,971 --> 00:40:13,271
New to the drag scene.
989
00:40:13,273 --> 00:40:15,340
A little lost.
990
00:40:15,342 --> 00:40:17,775
I would have killed
for a fairy dragmother.
991
00:40:17,777 --> 00:40:19,730
How about I help you navigate
992
00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:22,067
these fishy, piranha-infested waters?
993
00:40:23,297 --> 00:40:24,686
You want to be my drag mom?
994
00:40:24,688 --> 00:40:25,784
It would be an honor.
995
00:40:25,786 --> 00:40:27,786
And by the time I'm done with you,
996
00:40:27,788 --> 00:40:31,356
your dreaded slot will become
the best drag show in NYC.
997
00:40:31,358 --> 00:40:33,559
- [LAUGHS]
- So...
998
00:40:33,561 --> 00:40:34,960
what do you want it to be?
999
00:40:34,961 --> 00:40:36,295
It can be anything.
1000
00:40:38,032 --> 00:40:39,965
I want to do "Kiss of the Spider Woman".
1001
00:40:41,402 --> 00:40:43,068
A one-queen musical.
1002
00:40:43,070 --> 00:40:44,804
Then we'll make it so.
1003
00:40:54,514 --> 00:40:55,547
Hi.
1004
00:41:03,824 --> 00:41:05,590
Patricia, what... what's going on?
1005
00:41:05,592 --> 00:41:07,893
You dressed me the first time
1006
00:41:07,894 --> 00:41:10,695
that I shopped at Lacy's with Errol.
1007
00:41:10,697 --> 00:41:13,065
You designed my engagement ring.
1008
00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:14,367
You planned our photo shoot.
1009
00:41:15,902 --> 00:41:18,369
I have always trusted you.
1010
00:41:18,371 --> 00:41:20,739
So that's why I have to ask you, Katy...
1011
00:41:23,155 --> 00:41:25,690
... would you design my wedding dress?
1012
00:41:30,016 --> 00:41:32,617
[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
1013
00:41:32,619 --> 00:41:33,686
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
1014
00:41:36,190 --> 00:41:37,755
[KATY] That's when I knew...
1015
00:41:37,757 --> 00:41:40,126
I was royally screwed.
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