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[Typing]
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[Typing Continues]
[Thud]
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[Wind Whistling]
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Oh, my God. Stuart.
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What is it?
Tom's grades finally posted.
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- [Typing Continues]
- Look.
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[Stuart]
Wonderful. Not one "A."
No.
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Ora "B."
Mm-mmm.
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- Not even in Health.
- [Typing Continues]
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What the...
That was just a "D."
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- [Woman]
How are these changing?
- [Typing Continues]
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[Thud]
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One word, and you're dead.
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[Grunts]
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Are you crazy?
If Dad catches you,
he's gonna kill you.
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Dad's not gonna catch me.
[Kisses Fingers]
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- Mwah!
- I don't get it.
What do you see in that guy?
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Bye, babe!
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You mean, other than the fact
that he's good-looking, sweet,
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sensitive, romantic, funny
and ridiculously athletic?
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- Dad's coming, and he's mad.
- At who?
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Tom.
[Stuart]
Tom!
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- What?
- If you're smart enough to
hack into the school Web site,
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then you are smart enough
to pass math.
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Do you think Bethany
got accepted to Michigan
by screwing around all the time?
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Of course not.
She got in 'cause she's perfect.
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No. Your sister worked
her tail off, and that's
exactly what I expect from you.
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Yeah. You're right, Dad.
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L-l-I don't deserve a family vacation.
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I should stay home tomorrow,
learn my lesson.
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Oh, no, no. I am not
taking that bait, kiddo.
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This isn't you.
The bad attitude, the grades.
What is going on?
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Nothing.
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I blame all this
for coming between this
right here.
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Some good old-fashioned
no-tech—
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[Equipment Powering Down]
Uh—
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family togetherness
is exactly what we need.
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So get some sleep.
We're hitting the road
at sunup.
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Oh, and you guys too.
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[Grunts]
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[Laughs]
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Hannah. Please, next time,
you ride the hump, okay?
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I barf in the middle.
Remember?
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[Man On Radio]
And that's the farm report.
In other news, it looks like...
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there will be more
than just fireworks
in the sky tonight...
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as an unexpected meteor shower
adds a little excitement to our area
this holiday weekend.
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- Very exciting. We're in
for a little bit of a show.
- That'll be beautiful, guys.
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Better wear hats tonight.
We don't want our heads
catching on fire.
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[Phone Beeps]
Wow.
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- Hey.
- Your boy toy
is a complete idiot.
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Ricky is not a boy toy.
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- We're in a mature,
loving relationship.
- [Groans]
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Why don't we talk
in a few years when you have
a clue what dating's all about?
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- Like Ricky has a clue?
- One more word about Ricky,
and I swear to God I'll kill you.
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- [Horn Honks]
- Okay. That is enough.
Knock it off, you guys.
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We're almost there.
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[Animal Chittering]
[Birds Tweeting]
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And there's the pool.
See ya!
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We beat Uncle Nate!
Oh, yeah! Ha-ha!
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Ah.
I got it, Tom. Don't worry.
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Nice, huh?
Great, yes. I'll grab that.
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I hope there was a discount
for booking us into the most
boring spot in the whole country.
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We're only a stone's throw away
from at least a half dozen
top-notch fishing lakes.
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Are we near a time machine
so we can go back five years
to when I thought fishing was cool?
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Hey, I bought us all
new Sidestab reels.
Anti-Reverse technology.
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Lame.
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[Door Squeaks]
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[Groans]
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So lame.
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[Sighs]
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[Radio: Rock]
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Nice landing, Nate.
[Stops]
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Told you I could
fishtail this thing.
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Nice try, Nate,
but you just missed my kids.
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But he did almost give
your mother a heart attack.
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- Again.
- Nana!
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Hi, Mom.
Oh, hi, darling.
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Nana!
Yes, sweetheart!
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Ooh!
[Kissing]
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I got you a little treat.
You did?
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Yes, I did. Here we go.
[Laughs]
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Thank you.
[Games Bleeping]
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[Nana] Oh, it's so good
to see you. I missed you.
Hey. We're here.
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[Bleeping Continues]
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Well, one of the Pearson
brothers came to party.
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Are those
even legal here?
No. [Laughing]
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Here! Come on, Stu!
Let's get him!
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- Nate, stop it! I'll tell Mom.
- Tickle him! Tickle your uncle!
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Spin him faster, Nate!
[Nate Laughing]
Get his shirt off!
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[Stuart]
Mom!
[Cell Phone Beeps]
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[Nate]
Aw, Stuey's crying for Mommy!
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Twins, in here.
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Hey, guys.
Put my bags on the bed.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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- Trying to be a wise guy?
- No. No. Definitely not.
Don't provoke him.
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Good. Now, get these
out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute.
Why do you get the best room?
I was here first.
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- I'm here now.
- I'm older.
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And I'm bigger.
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Did you... grow
since Christmas?
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Two inches, cuz.
I can tag a stop sign
without even having to jump.
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[Chuckles]
How's Mathletes?
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I don't do
Mathletes anymore.
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- You tired of getting beat up?
- [Stuart] Tom!
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Get down here
and help us unload! Now!
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Close my door
on the way out.
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[Radio: Dance]
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[Continues]
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- Surprise, surprise, princess.
- Ricky, what are you doing here?
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Oh, I'm just stopping by
for the afternoon...
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or maybe the night.
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[Tires Squeal]
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[Stops]
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- What's that?
- What's what?
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- Ricky!
- Hey! Mmm!
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Whoa. Watch out
for the car.
I can't believe you're here.
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Well, you're
my girlfriend now,
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so there's nothing
I wouldn't do for you.
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[Laughing]
Now, give papa
some sugar.
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Bethany. Please
don't give papa sugar.
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Mr. And Mrs. P!
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- Ricky, wow!
- Hey, Ricky! What a surprise.
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I got you a little
housewarming gift.
Oh, that is so sweet.
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Isn't he sweet?
Yes. They're beautiful.
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Those are gorgeous.
Yeah. Very patriotic
too, huh?
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Let's stick the flags
in some water,
see if they grow.
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I know. We can do that.
Do you want anything
to eat or drink?
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Oh, that is so sweet of you.
I really wish I could.
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But my parents have
a lake house in Oakstown,
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and I gotta get back before dark
in case my car breaks down again.
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Uh-oh. Car trouble. Hmm.
Dad, why don't you take
a look at it for Ricky?
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Yeah, I don't mind
getting my hands dirty.
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Try it again, Ricky.
[Engine Grinding]
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[Tom]
It's gotta be
something obvious, Dad.
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I got to be honest with you.
Auto mechanics isn't really
my thing.
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Now, if this were
a spreadsheet or a ledger,
I would be all over it, but—
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- [Chuckles]
- I'll tell you what, Ricky.
Stay here tonight,
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and then we'll take your car
to the shop in the morning.
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Mr. P, that's really
considerate of you.
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Well—
Really?
He can stay the night?
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- [Stuart] Yeah,
in the den, on the couch.
- [Bethany] Of course.
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No fooling around.
[Bethany]
Dad.
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What a gas pipe.
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I know.
Why can't they see that?
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Well, dude, parents
are wired differently.
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Their brains are old, mushy,
fried from bad '80s music.
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That's why it's up to you, Thomas.
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You gotta defend
your family honor, like a man.
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I call it the Punisher.
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Your dad bought you this?
Perks of divorce.
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Never underestimate the power
of a grown man's guilt.
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If we even mention Mom,
Nate drives us straight
to the mall. [Chuckles]
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She's all yours.
Don't be a wuss all your life.
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Uh— I don't know, man.
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Take a look at that guy.
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Do you really want Ricky
as your brother-in-law?
Waah, waah, waah.
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Heck, no.
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Then let's go prune
the family tree.
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I had so much fun last night, Ricky.
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Oh, yeah? Well, you know,
that's just the beginning.
[Chuckles]
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Man, the sun off the water and...
this lightweight cotton...
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is... so... constricting.
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I hate cotton.
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[Chuckles]
Mind helping me
with the lotion, babe?
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I'm thinking shooting
my sister's boyfriend isn't the best idea.
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This isn't about ideas.
This is about action.
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Don't think. Do.
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I can't believe
I'm even listening to you.
You're dressed like a shrub.
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- Just a little on my chest.
- Target is on the move.
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- Take him out before
he reaches second base.
- Nah. I don't think that—
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[Screaming]
[Yelling]
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[Screams]
[Yelling]
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- Why did you do that?
- Shut up. You'll
compromise our position.
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[Yelling Continues]
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Oh, my God. She saw us.
What do we do?
What do we do?
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Camo mode.
Hunker down and blend.
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[Grunts]
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- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- You shot my boyfriend.
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00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,858
"Sorry" doesn't
even touch that.
When, Tom?
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00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,652
When are you gonna
grow up and stop being
a total embarrassment?
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00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,614
And that's
why we use camo.
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Shut up, Jake.
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[Thunder Rumbling]
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Ooh!
Are you
gonna be okay?
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[Stuart] I don't know
what you were thinking.
I really don't.
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00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,958
Yeah, I'm gonna be all right.
A paintball gun.
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This was a good idea though,
Miss Smarty-Pants.
That's a gateway gun.
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[Laughs]
How about what's next?
B. B? Pellet?
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Stun? What am I gonna do?
What do you think I should do?
I don't know what to do.
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Can't you
keep him in his room
for the rest of the week?
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- But it wasn't even me.
- Okay, you boys are just lucky
that Ricky wasn't badly hurt.
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It's okay, Mr. P.
I was a little kid once too.
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Oh, that's nice, Ricky.
Thank you.
He's a good guy.
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He's a good guy.
But, no, I'm not okay with this.
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Look, we're up here to fish,
not to hunt your sister's
boyfriend, all right?
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You could have put his eye out.
Would that have been funny?
I don't think so.
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All right, let's start over
with a clean slate.
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Tomorrow, we fish.
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7:00 a.m. Sharp.
7:00?
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00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,292
- You're kidding.
- Pass. Nate?
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00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,754
Yeah, Stu. Don't you think
that's a little early?
How about this?
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10:00 a.m., on the boat,
no questions asked.
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Way to crack the whip, Nate.
Way to crack the whip.
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[Thunderclap]
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[Objects Crashing]
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Oh, Stu. Stu.
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00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,482
Natey, the TV's gone haywire.
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00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,526
Stu, TV's gone haywire!
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- [Cane Banging TV]
- Mom. Mom, stop it.
It's probably the dish.
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After the storm,
I'll climb up on the roof
and fix it.
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Hey, wait a second, Mr. P.
Let me fix the dish, man.
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That's the least I can do
for your hospitality.
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- No, Ricky. You're hurt.
- Oh, no. It was just a graze.
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Oh, no, honey. He's fine.
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Go ahead, Richard.
Show some hustle.
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00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:02,382
Yes, indeedy.
But I will be needing
a helping hand.
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00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,928
So what do you say, brother?
Give us a chance
to bury the old hatchet.
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00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,351
Make things right with Ricky,
or don't come off that roof.
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00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,530
Uh, ladies first.
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00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,370
Whoa.
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00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,665
Whoa.
Total creepshow.
223
00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,837
All right. Here we go.
224
00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,464
Listen, about
that paintball thing—
225
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,968
Oh, hey.
Don't even worry about it.
226
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,430
Firecracker! Too slow.
[Laughs]
227
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:54,392
You know what?
Thanks to your little,
uh, sharpshooting stunt,
228
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,102
I racked up pity points
with your parents,
229
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,563
and big sis is just itching
to be my private nurse.
230
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:03,151
So thanks a ton, ace.
That was a textbook
wingman move.
231
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,153
Come on.
Quit stalling.
232
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,906
Get your butt up there
and make me Nana's hero.
233
00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,575
But you told my dad
you'd fix it.
234
00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,702
Aw, well, I told your dad
a lot of things.
235
00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,414
Like my car broke down,
my parents own a lake house,
236
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,666
I'm 18.
237
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,670
You-You're not a senior?
238
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,714
Not in high school.
239
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,176
- Now go.
- [Scoffs]
240
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,513
Go.
241
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,683
There you go.
[Laughs]
242
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,020
[Wind Whistling]
243
00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,757
[Object Clatters]
244
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:34,117
Hello?
245
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,497
[Wind Whistling]
246
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:43,418
[Laughs]
Dude, you make it too easy.
It's not funny.
247
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,962
What the heck
happened to the dish?
248
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,047
I can't do a week here
without TV.
249
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,091
I can't do
a week here, period.
250
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,187
[Gasps]
Whoa.
251
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,191
- [Gasps]
- Hello, hu-mans.
252
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,820
Please tell me
you see that too.
Not sure I want to.
253
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,281
But, yeah.
We come from upstairs!
254
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,617
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa.
I handle human contact.
255
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,829
Yes, sir. Noted.
It's understood.
Hello, humans.
256
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:23,708
[Mumbling]
No need to notification army.
257
00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,752
We come in pieces.
In peace.
258
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,253
What?
Say it with me. "Peace."
259
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,547
What are you talking about?
Read the book. Peace.
260
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,258
Forget the book!
Attack the humans!
Attack!
261
00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:36,054
With pleasure.
Humans, submit.
262
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,555
[Whirring]
263
00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,475
- Hey, what is taking
you girls so long?
- No, don't. No. No.
264
00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,727
[Thud]
[Squeals]
265
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,605
- Ricky!
- [Alien Chuckling]
266
00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,025
- [Tom]
What's happening to him?
- Now the fun begins.
267
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,404
Testing. Testing. Testing.
[Distorted Voice]
Testing. Testing. Testing.
268
00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,990
Testing.
[Laughs]
269
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:02,455
Humanoid subjects,
we are the Zirkonian species.
270
00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:06,501
And we hereby claim
your luscious planet
as our own.
271
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:12,006
- [Tom] Wha— Wha—
- You have the choice
of eternal enslavement or...
272
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,009
Whoa!
Whoa!
273
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,053
Instantaneous death.
274
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,180
- Run?
- I'm good with run.
275
00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,518
- [Jake, Tom Grunt]
- You have chosen
instantaneous death.
276
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,520
[Alien]
The human grubs
are escaping.
277
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,022
- It's locked.
- Not from me.
278
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,195
- We're trapped.
- Duck!
279
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,246
- [Grunts]
- Unbelievable.
280
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,501
- Razor, go!
- Yes, sir.
281
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,878
[Razor Yelling]
282
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,342
- Hey, can I play too?
- Oh, Hannah, thank God. Open. Hurry.
283
00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,720
Hurry.
284
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,974
[Screams]
Creepy-crawly!
285
00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,810
No, no, no, no.
Come back. Come back!
286
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,854
- Take them down!
- Look out!
287
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,231
Hey, frog-face!
288
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,236
What's with
all the noise?
289
00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,197
- Open the window!
- Open it.
290
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,241
You open it.
No, you open it.
291
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,285
Hurry! Get them!
Help!
292
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,579
Someone, open it!
293
00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,789
Come on. Right there.
294
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,041
- Charge!
- Hurry up!
295
00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,128
Move, twin!
296
00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,133
Everybody, downstairs now!
297
00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,676
Why?
Just move!
298
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,221
[Grunting]
299
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:48,102
- [Grunts]
- Creepy-crawlies.
300
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,521
- Creepy.
- Go, go, go, go, go!
301
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,565
Get down! Down!
302
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,941
- [Grunts]
- [Grunts]
303
00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,990
- Pull! Pull! Pull!
- I am! Hurry!
- [Grunts]
304
00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,538
Stupid remote control.
Glorious commander,
be careful.
305
00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,874
What's wrong with it?
Fix it.
Be careful!
306
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,252
[Panting]
You a zombie?
307
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,964
No. You?
No.
308
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,674
Prove it.
309
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,302
- What do you mean?
- I mean prove it!
310
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,388
You-You wet the bed until you were 10.
A zombie wouldn't know that.
311
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,599
- [Lee] Here they come!
- Look out!
- Ugly humans, submit.
312
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,478
Get the rope.
[Grunting]
313
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,189
- Tie it off!
- I'm trying. Push harder.
314
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,316
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
- [Screams]
315
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,110
She scratched me
with her claws!
316
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,779
Sorry, sucker.
317
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,323
[Lee]
Whoa. He cut off her nails.
318
00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,325
We gotta call 911.
319
00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,085
- I can't get a signal.
- Neither can I.
320
00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,880
Mine's dead too.
321
00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,424
- Those midget Martians
must be jamming us.
- Never a good sign.
322
00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,469
[Dial Tone]
It's working!
323
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,723
There's no buttons.
What is this thing?
324
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,435
It's a rotary phone.
You spin it.
325
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,188
[Dialing Slowly]
326
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,862
What happened up there?
Was "get them"
not clear enough?
327
00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,740
Someone was
obviously distracted.
328
00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,076
I was following
the plan.
329
00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,078
You were playing
with your little toy.
330
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,498
This is a deadly weapon! It is.
No. These are
deadly weapons.
331
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,794
Listen on yourselves.
This is why we lost success
on our mission previous.
332
00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,672
Not looking to blame throw,
but that one was Razor's fault.
333
00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:44,343
- What? You were the one—
- If we lose success this time,
I lose my command.
334
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,429
Now, you're going to learn
to work together...
335
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,724
or we will together
end up shoveling manure
back in Sector 7.
336
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,809
We won't
let you down, sir.
337
00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,312
Let's go enslave
some humans!
338
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:58,691
Actually, uh, about that,
I'm sure enslaving is plenty of fun.
339
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,776
But why the hu-mans?
What?
340
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,987
They don't seem
that bad.
Aw. Rookie.
341
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,281
Oh, "they don't
seem that bad."
342
00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,909
Funny. That's what
our engineer previous said.
Engineer previous?
343
00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,580
Right before the creature
that was "not that bad" ate him!
344
00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,124
[Groans]
The humans are vicious.
345
00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:18,753
Peace is not an option.
346
00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,131
[Ringing]
[Slurping]
347
00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,967
[Ringing Continues]
Sheriff here.
348
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,428
Uh, th-there's an alien invasion
at our rental house.
349
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:31,057
- Knee-high beings. Very violent.
- Knee-high. Like a hobbit?
350
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,184
No. Real. Look,
I know this sounds crazy,
351
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,228
but you gotta understand—
Okay, yeah, listen, son.
352
00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,358
You do know making a fraudulent
complaint is a federal offense.
It's punishable—
353
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,360
[Line Clicks]
Hello?
354
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,570
[Electricity Zaps]
Hmm.
355
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,740
Decent technique...
for a female.
356
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,116
[Groans]
[Grunts]
357
00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,451
How's that technique?
[Chuckles]
358
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,870
- Hello?
- [Dial Tone]
359
00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,456
We gotta tell our parents.
[Thud]
360
00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,336
[Thumping]
361
00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,812
[Hannah Screams]
362
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:23,109
Think he's still
an alien zombie?
363
00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,991
- You are useless.
- [Hannah Whimpers]
364
00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,412
Why aren't the mind-control
plugs working?
You're the engineer.
365
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,664
Figure it out.
Hurry up. Hurry up.
366
00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,707
Hurry up. Hurry up.
Fix it!
[Grunts]
367
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,293
Fix it.
Fix it now, you idiot.
He's not talking to us, right?
368
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:45,548
I think he's picking up
their conversation.
They had, like, a Bluetooth.
369
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,758
What do you mean
their hormone levels
are too unstable?
370
00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,802
Are you telling me
the plugs only work
on mature subjects?
371
00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,179
Why did we not
plan for this?
372
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,348
You have failed me,
you incompetent piece of...
373
00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,976
- Deck.
- Translation not available.
374
00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:01,021
These humans will pay!
375
00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,943
[Body Hits Ground]
Did you hear that?
376
00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,070
Yeah. Sounds like Ricky
landed on his face.
377
00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,866
No. Those things they shot at us,
they-re-they're mind-control plugs.
378
00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,578
They won't work on kids.
It's like you said.
We're wired differently.
379
00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,080
Wha-What about Ricky?
It tagged him
and he's Bethany's age.
380
00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,499
No. He lied. The tool's in college.
381
00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,460
So if their plugs
don't work on kids—
382
00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,503
That means we're safe.
It means we can fight 'em.
383
00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,965
It means they'll
go after our parents.
They're walking targets.
384
00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,092
We got
to tell 'em. Now.
385
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,511
Whoa, whoa.
Wait. Think.
386
00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,140
If our parents even go
near those things, they'll
get zapped and end up zombies.
387
00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,434
Our own parents will attack us.
388
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,313
We need the police and
their hard-core firepower.
Oh, armed zombies. Even better.
389
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:47,151
- We're done. Game over.
- Game over for the grown-ups.
But we can still fight back.
390
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,987
So you expect us to stop
an alien invasion on our own?
391
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:53,073
He's right.
We're the only option.
392
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,159
But we can't tell anyone.
393
00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,912
No police, no parents,
no exceptions.
394
00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,247
Got it?
Hannah?
395
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,960
They're up in the attic
right now, little aliens.
396
00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:10,216
They're loud and scary
and really mean.
397
00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,595
- Han, there's
no such things as aliens.
- Yes, there is. I saw them.
398
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:18,182
They smashed the skylight
and tried to break the attic stairs.
399
00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:22,144
Well, let's hope not for your sake.
We put a huge deposit on this place.
400
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,480
So you boys better
keep it in one piece.
401
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,815
- You heard her, Tom.
No more trouble.
- It was just a video game.
402
00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,528
We shouldn't have let her watch.
It's rated "T" for "Teen."
It's teen violence.
403
00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,448
Tommy, I'm scared.
I don't like the mean aliens.
404
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:39,537
Don't worry, Han.
Just pretend it's a big game,
a game that we're gonna win.
405
00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,207
- Just think about
how little they are.
- Little and deadly.
406
00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,126
- [Art]
What do we do now?
- We figure out their weakness.
407
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,338
They flew here from another galaxy.
You really think they have a weakness?
408
00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,550
First rule
of the warrior code—
409
00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,593
All enemies have a weakness.
410
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,347
Sparks, why isn't
my locator map up and running?
411
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:01,350
I told you.
I need parts to repair it.
You're not helping—
412
00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,102
[Electrical Surge]
[Yells]
413
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:10,192
- Aha! Even on Earth,
the male is dominant.
- Ah.
414
00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,736
[Grunting]
[Tazer]
Aha. Oh.
415
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,823
- Wait.
- Ah. But the female
always wins.
416
00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,033
What the...
417
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:21,453
By the rings of Zirkon.
418
00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,747
Huh? That makes no sense.
419
00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,251
They were fighting.
Now their lips are hugging?
420
00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,295
I would never.
Never.
421
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,672
Ne-ver.
Oh, I'm sorry.
422
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,550
Can I get you anything?
A cold drink?
Some snacks? Hmm?
423
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:38,220
Or would you rather
help me invade a planet?
[Grunts]
424
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,851
All right,
recon's my specialty.
I'm going up.
425
00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,903
- I'm coming with you.
- Tom, be careful.
426
00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,702
[Squeaking]
Enemy... apprehended.
427
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:05,789
- [Clears Throat]
I'll interrogate.
- Ah!
428
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:09,001
[Crunching]
[Rat Squeaks]
429
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,545
- [Belches]
- [Both Groan]
430
00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:14,798
Ah. Disgusting.
What? Seriously, what?
431
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,800
Locator activated, sir.
432
00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,303
Excellent.
Target the objective.
433
00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:22,139
Zoom in. Zoom.
434
00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:26,268
Zoom.
Zoom, zoom, zoom.
435
00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:31,440
- [Sparks] You don't have
to keep saying "zoom."
- Zoom. Zoom.
436
00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,442
And... rotate.
437
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,944
[Tom]
I think they're after
something in the house.
438
00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,280
Let me get a better look.
Stop.
439
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:43,160
- [Yells, Grunts]
- Rotate. Ah.
The basement.
440
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:46,038
- Tom, help me!
- Ah.
441
00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:49,708
[Both Yelling]
442
00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:53,003
- That must have hurt.
- [Groans]
443
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,714
Basement.
We gotta get to the basement.
444
00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,675
Ricky?
445
00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,677
Ricky!
446
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,263
Oh. Hey, guys, wait.
Have you guys seen Ricky?
447
00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,558
Uh, pretty sure he's still
hanging around here
somewhere.
448
00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,103
Actually, Beth, uh—
He didn't leave, did he?
449
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,314
No, no. He, um—
He told us he was
heading back to the lake,
450
00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,234
uh, to, bronze up
his rock-hard abs.
451
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,528
Yeah, he wants you
to meet him there.
Wait.
452
00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:20,239
What did you guys
talk about on the roof?
453
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,241
Did he say anything about me?
454
00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:25,327
No. No, no. He—
He talked about his car.
455
00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:29,206
And, um—
But pre-pretty much
just his car.
456
00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,542
Um, but you should hit
the lake so he doesn't think
you're blowing him off.
457
00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,670
Yeah, the lake.
Over there.
It's probably good there.
458
00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,344
I'm telling you,
their map led down here.
You positive?
459
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,931
Shh. You hear that?
Rice Krispies.
460
00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:49,351
[Popping, Crackling]
461
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:53,480
[Popping, Crackling Continue]
462
00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,905
[Crackling]
What is that?
463
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,616
[Crackling Continues]
464
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,120
It's them.
465
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:12,958
Something down here's
setting it off.
466
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:27,765
Well, whatever it is,
we can't let 'em
get to it.
467
00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,350
Everyone, gear up.
We move on my command.
468
00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,519
Now, just hold on.
469
00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:36,607
If we run up there
with a bunch of random junk,
we're gonna get creamed.
470
00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,026
We can make something better.
471
00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,278
We're in the middle of a battle,
and you wanna play science fair?
472
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,531
No way.
We're going back in now...
473
00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,034
before our parents
end up as alien zombies.
474
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,411
You're not thinking.
We need a plan.
475
00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,372
I already have
a great idea for a weapon.
Really?
476
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,792
[Chuckles]
Let's go.
477
00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,877
Now.
478
00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,552
Hannah,
hand me that tape.
479
00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,514
What's up, Nate?
[Lee]
Hey, guys!
480
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,557
[Art]
Hey, Nana!
Who wants a treat?
481
00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:15,562
[Laughs] Whoo.
That's a lot of tools
to try to fix the TV.
482
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,617
[Thumping]
483
00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,495
They're busting through.
The warrior code says
strike first.
484
00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,873
Art, cover me.
With the rake?
485
00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:44,299
[Yelling]
486
00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:47,970
How do you feel now?
Suckers!
487
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,098
Mission accomplished.
488
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,689
Oh, God.
489
00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:00,065
- Oh—
- Crud.
490
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,320
[Laughs]
It's a dud.
491
00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,281
[Whirring]
492
00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,158
What the— Whoa!
493
00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,369
- Whoa! What's happening?
- Why are we floating?
494
00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,581
They turned off the gravity,
like in Halo.
495
00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:19,710
This isn't Xbox, Lee.
It's real. Like Wii.
496
00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:23,714
[Lee]
Now what are we gonna do?
[Art] I don't know.
497
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,842
Stay behind me.
498
00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:30,304
- No! Don't! Don't!
- [Lee] There's no gravity.
499
00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,352
Hello, hu-mans.
[Laughs]
500
00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:40,105
Enjoying the ride?
501
00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,190
[Grunts, Yells]
502
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,110
[Art]
They have gravity boots.
503
00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:47,821
- [Lee] Why don't
we have gravity boots?
- "They have gravity boots."
504
00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,199
[Jake]
The door! Stop 'em!
Use your weapon, Tom!
505
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,493
- Bring it, meat sack.
- [Jake] Today!
506
00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:59,207
A potato gun?
That's your big idea?
507
00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:03,128
- My plan is working.
- My plan. You mean my plan.
508
00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,049
Hurry, Tommy!
509
00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,556
Oh!
510
00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,227
[Grunts, Coughing]
511
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,648
[Coughing Continues]
512
00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,068
Ooh.
[Yelps]
513
00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,613
- [Coughing]
You okay?
- I'm fine. The door.
514
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,615
On it.
515
00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,867
Jake, get the grenade!
516
00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:38,997
- Ah.
- Hurry!
517
00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,212
Quick! Toss it here!
518
00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:51,009
- What? [Yells, Grunts]
- Oh!
519
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:55,764
[Screams]
Sock Monkey.
520
00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,308
Oh! Ha!
521
00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,435
You little—
522
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,104
Quick! Get 'em!
523
00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,772
Go!
[Grunts]
524
00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,650
- [Art]
Shoot him! Shoot him!
- [Lee] Go, go, go!
525
00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:10,028
- [Art]
Shoot him!
- Ouch! Ow! Ouch again!
526
00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,614
- Buttocks on fire!
- [Panting]
527
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:17,119
Whoa. That's the thing
they used to control Ricky.
528
00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:20,163
- Whoa!
- [Beeps]
529
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,625
Oh, cool. Let me see it.
Oh, nice action
on the toggles.
530
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,630
Wait. What are these?
Give it back. Let me see.
531
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,883
- I picked it up first.
- [Back Cracks]
- Give it back.
532
00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,386
It's mine.
Hey, hey, hey, guys.
This is not a toy. It's real.
533
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,430
[Thud]
534
00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,603
- [Jake] Ricky?
- Yep.
535
00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,772
Get him before
somebody finds him.
I'll stand alien watch.
536
00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,870
I'm sure that'll
buff right out.
[Laughs]
537
00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:02,205
Wonder where he went.
538
00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:05,167
Oh, I'll find him.
[Beeps, Whirring]
539
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,504
Whoa.
540
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,841
[Chuckling]
541
00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:21,183
Cool. So these move him.
And these...
operate the arms.
542
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,816
- Talk about the ultimate Game Boy.
- [Slapping]
543
00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:35,322
- [Laughing]
- What does that big button do?
544
00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,872
Whoa! What the—
545
00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:46,833
My car!
[Beeps]
546
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,253
That would be
the on-and-off button.
547
00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,798
- Press it again.
- [Beeps]
548
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,674
Car!
549
00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:59,346
Who did this to my car?
You did,
you giant idiot.
550
00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,056
[Beeps]
[Bethany]
Ricky!
551
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,268
- Where have you been?
- [Beeps]
552
00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,438
Oh, shut up,
you little b— Bethany.
553
00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,816
- What?
- Ah!
554
00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,152
- Why are you hitting me?
- Why are you being such a jerk?
555
00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,655
- Huh?
- Revenge is so sweet.
556
00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,449
I just spent the last hour
walking around the lake.
Where were you?
557
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,911
- Uh— l—
- That's what I thought.
558
00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,455
No. L-I don't know.
[Laughs]
559
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,457
Want me to bring him back?
Babe, please don't
be mad at me.
560
00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:30,043
[Bethany] Did your brain
fall out of your head?
Let him suffer.
561
00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:44,015
Where's Ricky?
Taken prisoner
by the aliens?
562
00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,561
No. Worse. My sister.
563
00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,064
Any action up here?
564
00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,568
It's been quiet.
Too quiet.
565
00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:58,530
[Thumping]
[Skip]
No talking in here. Got it?
566
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,451
What are they doing
in the vents?
567
00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:07,581
Their map. That's how
they'll get to the basement.
What do we do?
568
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,797
I hope this works,
Einstein.
569
00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:19,843
I didn't get to thank you
for pulling me to safety back there,
570
00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,845
because I didn't need you to.
571
00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,347
Uh, that doesn't
make sense.
I don't like you.
572
00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,433
Shh. Stop talking.
Good to know.
Okay.
573
00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,022
[Grunts]
Hmm?
574
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,316
Hmm. Sweating?
575
00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,236
[Sizzles]
[Grunts]
Hot! Ah!
576
00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:41,072
Hot! Hot! Hotter! Run!
577
00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,200
[All Yelling]
578
00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:46,161
Fall back! Fall back!
Ouch! Ouch!
579
00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,121
[All Yelling]
580
00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,290
Sounds like they're mad.
[Yelling]
581
00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,918
Nice job.
I think it's working.
582
00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,086
[Stuart]
Kids, get down here right now!
583
00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:00,175
Who turned
on the heat?
584
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,344
I did.
Um, we need that on.
585
00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:04,262
Are you crazy? It's July.
586
00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,390
Yeah, but it's...
it's freezing in here.
Ooh, yeah. Ooh, Arctic.
587
00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,809
Yeah. I think Hannah's
coming down with something.
588
00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,145
[Coughing]
589
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,189
What's going on?
590
00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:18,026
We're fighting aliens.
I'm pretending it's pretend.
591
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:20,403
I mean, it is pretend.
592
00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:24,658
Okay, but I'm not pretending,
so don't touch the thermostat.
593
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,744
Tom, I'm not
playing around.
Neither am I.
594
00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,956
Tom, I'm not kidding.
You wanna spend the rest
of the week in your room?
595
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,124
Why can't you at least trust
there's a reason I'm doing this?
596
00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,669
A reason why you're
blasting the furnace
on summer vacation?
597
00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,587
Yes.
A reason why you shot
your sister's boyfriend?
598
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,465
- Yes.
- A reason why you're talking
back, giving me attitude?
599
00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:44,552
Failing your classes?
So that's what this is about?
600
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,515
I failed them on purpose.
601
00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,600
Yeah, I tanked my grades, okay?
602
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,727
I'm tired of getting picked on
because I'm a brainiac.
603
00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,729
I was a brainiac.
It worked for me.
604
00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:58,358
I don't wanna be like you.
I wanna be cool.
605
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,616
Don't touch
the thermostat.
606
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:13,707
Is that true?
You really fail
on purpose?
607
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,334
Nobody likes a mathlete.
608
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,878
Man, we can't fight these things
with our parents around.
609
00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:21,298
We can’t just get
rid of 'em.
610
00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:25,385
Maybe we can.
Here's what I want you to do.
611
00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,351
Send it.
612
00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:38,732
I hate it when we fight.
Aw, I can't fight
someone as cute as you.
613
00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,692
Well, I'm glad we made up.
614
00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:43,570
Well, it's not an official make-up
without the make-up kiss.
615
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:47,157
Easy. My family's up there.
And your family's crazy about me.
616
00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,909
What about you?
Well, you know I like you.
617
00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,329
And we have
the whole summer
ahead of us.
618
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,040
Maybe we don't have
to go so fast.
619
00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:57,250
What? What?
620
00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,045
[Screams]
621
00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:06,009
Is that a "no"?
622
00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:11,848
Ricky!
623
00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:16,186
Careful.
Don't break him.
Ricky!
624
00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,813
Better grab his shirt.
Ricky!
625
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,401
[Lee]
Still no sign of 'em.
626
00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,241
Where are they?
Two options.
627
00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,953
We're dealing with a retreat
or a surprise attack.
628
00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:41,211
[Laughs, Snarls]
629
00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,963
- [Gasps]
- Surprise attack.
630
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,972
Hey, where's Tom?
I thought he was
gonna help you.
631
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,809
So did I.
[Ricky]
Bad news.
632
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,186
The leasing office called.
633
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:01,314
They need you to go back there
before they close for the holidays.
634
00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,359
- Really?
- Problem with the contract.
635
00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:06,736
They insisted.
636
00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,072
Ricky, are you okay?
637
00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,741
Oh, um— Um—
638
00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,411
- Just allergies, Mr. P.
- Just allergies, Mr. P.
639
00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,122
But they did say it's urgent.
640
00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,667
Urgent?
Ah. Okay, I'll call
and I'll sort this out.
641
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:23,545
That's so weird.
642
00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:30,468
Oh, this is weird, Stu.
I think the phone's dead.
643
00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,181
Did they just
cut off our power?
644
00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,642
Oh, they are gonna
hear about it from me.
645
00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:40,687
Let's go. We are
going down there right now.
646
00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,231
Hey, guys, uh, we can use
some more beer, some chips.
647
00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,942
Why don't you run
to the grocery store?
I'll fire up the grill.
648
00:40:46,026 --> 00:40:49,028
- And watch the kids?
- Okay, whatever.
[Chuckles]
649
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,406
- No.
- No.
650
00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:54,701
I mean,
you all have to go.
651
00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,037
They said all your names
are on the lease.
[Ricky Repeating Tom]
652
00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,875
- I'll look after the kids.
- I don't know if that’s
a good idea.
653
00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,586
[Nina] No. That'd be...
Well, l— I guess
I could drive.
654
00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,671
Oh. Um— Okay.
655
00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:09,382
- Okay.
- Oh, and, Mr. P,
656
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,385
while you're out,
can you get me
some adult diapers?
657
00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,054
Mine are almost full.
Mine are almost full.
658
00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:19,851
That is a bad allergy.
Oof.
659
00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:22,020
[Ricky]
Super absorbent.
660
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,443
Look. Alien death mist.
Don't breathe.
661
00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:31,237
- Put him on "pause."
- [Beeps]
662
00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,781
[Grunts]
663
00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:38,161
Happy Fourth of July,
space maggots.
664
00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,163
Jake, there's
smoke in the vents.
665
00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,208
It's me.
We have unfriendlies on the move.
I tracked them down and held 'em off.
666
00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,667
- Nice.
- Parents?
667
00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,836
- Gone.
- Nice.
668
00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,922
Now we can take it
up a notch.
669
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,050
[Firecracker Lands]
[Explosion]
670
00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:54,844
[Aliens Screaming, Shouting]
671
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,805
This could get ugly.
Hannah, go hide.
672
00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:01,643
Yeah. Seek safety.
Not you.
673
00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,856
Incoming!
Duck!
674
00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,858
[All Shouting]
675
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,944
[Jake]
Sayonara, suckers!
676
00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,447
Oh—
Crud.
677
00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:18,326
[Screaming, Shouting]
678
00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:21,704
My arm! My head!
They got me!
679
00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:26,000
[Footsteps Running]
Go, go, go, go!
680
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:30,421
[Groaning]
I'm starting to see
why the last engineer...
681
00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,840
[Screams]
[Thud]
682
00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:50,650
- [Screaming]
- [Screaming]
683
00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:55,113
- [Groans]
- [Panting]
684
00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:57,699
I see you've booby-trapped
your room.
685
00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,118
Got it. Got it.
Ooh! Don't got it!
686
00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:05,039
Ingenious human snare.
687
00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,876
[Grunts]
688
00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,338
Ow.
[Grunts]
689
00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,632
[Laughs]
690
00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:20,346
- [Slams Drum]
- Oh, wow. I thought I was clumsy.
691
00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:26,060
It's okay. Don't worry.
I come in peace.
692
00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,938
It's okay. I'll help you.
693
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,110
Don't worry. Trust me.
It's okay.
694
00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,404
[Sighs]
695
00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,698
Oh. Ow.
Oh.
696
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,908
You've got a boo-boo.
Don't move.
697
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,417
Oh.
698
00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:52,170
Okay?
Thank you.
699
00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,174
Tazer. Razor.
700
00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:59,135
Sparks. Sparks!
701
00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:02,472
[Groans]
He's critical to mission.
702
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:05,767
[Tones Sounding]
703
00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:08,436
Nice sounds.
It's music.
704
00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:12,231
[Slides Over All Keys]
Ooh, music. I try?
705
00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,734
Sure.
706
00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:18,821
[Rock And Roll]
707
00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:35,254
Yeah!
708
00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:44,764
We've definitely slowed 'em down,
but those buggers adapt fast.
709
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,642
We need to pull out
the big guns.
710
00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,230
Black Cat Whistler
or Fire Dragon?
711
00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:56,484
How about not
burning down the house?
712
00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,112
[Hannah, Sparks Laughing]
713
00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:04,450
[Sparks Chattering, Gasps]
714
00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,577
[Jake]
He's armed! Enemy armed!
715
00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,288
Hannah,
step away from the alien.
716
00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,794
No! Leave him alone!
He's my friend.
717
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,130
He was just holding a ray gun
to your head.
718
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,549
It's my bubble blower.
He fixed it for me.
719
00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:23,344
He's not like the others. Look.
720
00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,265
First sign of aggression,
I'm taking him out...
721
00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:28,933
with extreme prejudice.
722
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:31,811
I don't have training for this.
No training.
723
00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:34,981
- It's okay, Mr. Snuggle Lump.
- Snuggle Lump?
724
00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:38,025
Yeah, that's what
I named him.
My name Sparks.
725
00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:41,612
- He's not your pet, Hannah.
He's a freakin' alien.
- [Shudders]
726
00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,157
He's my alien.
727
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:46,576
Hi.
[Gasps]
728
00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,327
Aw.
729
00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:52,165
I mean—
[Groans]
730
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,833
Maybe she's right.
731
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:57,670
I mean, look at his belt.
I think those are tools.
732
00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:02,425
Hey, it's okay, buddy.
We just want to talk to you.
733
00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,011
Come on, Snugs.
734
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,888
Back up.
735
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,525
Uh— Oh.
736
00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,741
Watch.
[Hum Resonating]
737
00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,121
[Laughs]
738
00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:36,250
- [Lee] Awesome.
- [Art] How does he do that?
739
00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,669
[Laughter Continues]
740
00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,884
[Groaning]
741
00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,563
What the heck was that?
742
00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,358
Talking about feelings
comes with the territory
when you have a girlfriend.
743
00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,653
There is no loophole
for that one!
744
00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,738
Okay. Okay, I get it.
745
00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:10,076
You're not gonna talk
when I'm yelling. I'm sorry.
It's not mature of me to shout.
746
00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:17,375
Look, I am so, so happy
being your girlfriend.
747
00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:21,128
But if you really care about me
the way that I care about you,
748
00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,257
then it shouldn't be a problem
to give me the time that I need.
749
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,261
Maybe you need to think about it.
750
00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:33,266
And I can respect that. Okay?
Take all the time that you want.
751
00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:37,270
[Exhales]
I'll be here, ready to talk.
752
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,400
With you.
753
00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,738
[Scoffs]
754
00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,740
So-So that's how it is?
755
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:53,911
I'm getting the silent treatment?
Who is in high school now?
756
00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:57,123
[Slams]
757
00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,043
- Whoa. Whoa.
- Why are you trying to kill us?
758
00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,504
- What's the invasion plan?
- [Jake]
What's your weakness?
759
00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:05,006
Water?
Earth germs?
760
00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:06,924
- Women?
- Are there more of you coming?
761
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,176
- [Jake]
We need the information.
- L—
762
00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,137
Guys, don't be mean.
763
00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:13,097
Han, we have
to interrogate him.
764
00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,600
Do you want the world
to end? Do ya?
765
00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:18,603
No.
766
00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:23,941
[Blows]
767
00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,818
[All]
Whoa.
768
00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,237
House here.
Mission objective here.
769
00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:32,450
What you're after
isn't in the basement.
It's under the basement.
770
00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:34,744
- [Sparks] Yes.
- What are you trying
to steal from our planet?
771
00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:37,997
Who says it's from our planet?
Look at that thing.
It looks alien to me.
772
00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,207
It must be from their planet.
773
00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,252
- Mmm. [Gulps]
- Yeah. Planet Fruitcake.
774
00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:46,339
- [Sparks Groans]
- [Art]
Whatever it is, it's huge.
775
00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:53,262
[Humming]
776
00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,348
Almost done.
777
00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,602
[Tom] So, that's
what's in the capsule?
Ah.
778
00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,855
Some kind of giant machine?
779
00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,399
Oh, great. A giant
alien death machine.
780
00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,694
No one said anything
about death.
I doubt it's a photocopier.
781
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,198
Come on! We can't trust
this four-armed freak.
He's one of them.
782
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:14,575
He's not.
783
00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:18,704
This guy doesn't fit in
with the others.
784
00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,670
He's... different.
785
00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:28,422
- Mmm.
- Great. A geek alien.
786
00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:31,509
Jake, he's not a geek.
787
00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,053
It's better than
a killer alien.
788
00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,896
[Bubbling]
789
00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:54,073
Mm-hmm.
790
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,702
[Beeping]
791
00:49:57,786 --> 00:50:01,205
Buenas noches, wrinkles.
792
00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,255
[Stuart]
Oh, this is ridiculous.
793
00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:15,761
[Sighs]
Well, this sucks.
794
00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:24,145
- Modified.
- Whoa.
795
00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,732
Sweet.
796
00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:31,277
Sweet.
[Siren Chirps]
797
00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:33,738
[Sparks Imitating Chirps]
798
00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:35,656
[Chirping]
Sorry. Huh?
799
00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:38,743
[Siren Wails]
800
00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,537
- It's the po-po. Be cool.
- Be cool?
801
00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:42,955
[Nana Knocking]
Open up!
802
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,541
Oh, crap.
We forgot about Nana.
803
00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,461
Open the door!
Hold on. Hannah, quick.
Hide your alien.
804
00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,629
Open the door now!
Snugs.
805
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,049
Get in!
806
00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,009
Hold on a second.
807
00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:58,763
Children of my children,
I request entry.
808
00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:01,390
I have candied sweets.
809
00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,018
Don't open it.
That's not Nana.
810
00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:06,729
Are you sure?
811
00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:13,402
- [Growls]
- Yeah, I'm sure.
812
00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:17,782
Surrender
Engineer Sparks now.
813
00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:20,451
- Nana— Nana—
- Out of my way, Earth children!
814
00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:22,703
Move!
Nana, don't make me
hurt you.
815
00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,580
Nana, uh—
816
00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:26,999
[Screams]
817
00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,754
Ew!
818
00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,923
Return him to me.
819
00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:37,468
[Jake]
Tom, do something!
820
00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,139
[Skip Gasps, Screams]
821
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:45,059
[Gasps]
822
00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:48,312
- Ew. Gross human.
- [Doorbell Ringing]
823
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,149
Someone's gotta
get the door.
824
00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:55,486
- We can't let the cops in here.
It's too dangerous.
- Here's Nana!
825
00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:58,656
Hey! Leave my Nana alone!
Silence, squeaky-voiced
human child!
826
00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:01,033
[Gasps]
827
00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,035
I got Nana's controller!
828
00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,539
Free me! Free me,
or face the consequence!
829
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:11,001
In here.
You don't trap me!
I trap you! Why, you—
830
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,214
Shake all you want.
We own you.
[Grunting]
831
00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,552
The suitcase! Go!
832
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,389
[Karate Yell]
833
00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:24,974
Ha! You missed me.
834
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,810
Stand still, Earth burgers!
[Gasping]
835
00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:29,562
Ha! Got him!
836
00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,314
[Hannah]
Don't let 'em take
Snuggle Lump!
837
00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:34,441
[Lee]
Art, wait!
838
00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:37,153
- [Tazer]
Shoot him! Shoot the humans!
- [Jake] Incoming!
839
00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:40,447
- [Tazer] Shoot 'em up!
- [Jake] Hit the deck!
840
00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:45,119
- You lose.
- [Razor] Zirkon forever!
841
00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:50,249
I'm sorry, Hannah.
I'm sorry. They got him.
842
00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:53,794
- Sweet, huh?
- Very nice.
843
00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:56,255
This is the Creek Landing
Sheriff's Department.
844
00:52:56,339 --> 00:53:00,134
Open this door at once,
or I will begin forcible entry...
845
00:53:00,218 --> 00:53:02,094
in 10, nine,
846
00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:05,598
eight, seven, six...
You guys get rid of the cop.
I'm going after the aliens.
847
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,850
Five, four—
848
00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,895
- We can't leave him up here.
- Two, one.
849
00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:14,523
I don't know how much you kids
know about penal codes,
850
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:18,068
but making phone calls
with the intent to annoy
or harass is a serious offense.
851
00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,947
It's called criminal mischief.
And it could mean six months in jail.
852
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:25,034
911 is for
emergency calls only.
853
00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:29,121
- Any misuse of this system
compromises this county's...
- Oh, weapons.
854
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:32,374
Only line of defense,
and that's me.
855
00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,585
Around here, I am the law.
856
00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:38,172
Literally, I'm the only one.
My deputy's on maternity leave.
857
00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:41,508
Look, Sheriff, we told you we're sorry.
It won't happen again.
858
00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:43,510
So, really,
you can leave now.
We'll be good.
859
00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:47,014
Oh, I can leave? Okay, we got
the whole problem solved.
860
00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,436
Hey, what's that there?
[Device Beeping]
861
00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,481
Squadron, come in. Come in.
Do you have Sparks?
862
00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:59,026
No.
Ah! Is there any job
you two can't screw up?
863
00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,862
[Groans]
Come in!
864
00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:04,365
I'm sorry. I apologize.
That was uncalled for.
865
00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:08,285
You're still trapped
in that box, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
866
00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:11,413
- Step aside, young man.
- No need for that.
867
00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:16,085
It's just my sister's robot dog.
It's sound activated. Right, Han?
868
00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:18,837
Right. It's not an alien.
869
00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:21,090
Mm-hmm.
870
00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:25,177
You know what? I'm gonna take
a look inside that chest,
so please step aside.
871
00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:32,184
[Horn Honking]
872
00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:40,651
It's the po-po. Be cool.
873
00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:45,281
One hour. We're gone one hour.
What happened?
What'd you kids do?
874
00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,741
Hi. Nina Pearson.
Are you kids okay?
875
00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,119
Is everything okay?
[Sheriff]
No, ma'am.
876
00:54:50,203 --> 00:54:54,957
I'd say making a fraudulent call
to 911 about an alien invasion
is most definitely not okay.
877
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:57,251
- You called 911?
- [Nate] Come on, buddy.
878
00:54:57,335 --> 00:55:01,088
I'm sure you can let
these kids off with a warning.
Look at 'em.
879
00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:03,590
One, not your buddy.
880
00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:07,219
Two, notice that your vehicle
is missing a front license plate.
881
00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,556
- Three, how about
I write you up a ticket?
- How about you don't?
882
00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,683
Nate, stop talking.
883
00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:15,811
You people usually leave
your children unsupervised
like this?
884
00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,939
No. No, not at all.
We had to go into town
to the leasing office.
885
00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:21,025
They shut our power off.
886
00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,360
[Sheriff]
Looks all right to me.
887
00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:26,488
[Nina] Sheriff, I know
this isn't something
to be taken lightly,
888
00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,615
but honestly,
they are really good kids.
889
00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,827
Why don't you stay
and see for yourself?
We're barbecuing.
890
00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:34,204
- Join us.
- Mom—
891
00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,498
Thank you, ma'am.
I'd like to, but I am on duty.
892
00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:40,878
Look. The kids made a big
mistake. And I assure you,
Tom will be punished.
893
00:55:40,962 --> 00:55:43,881
But my wife is right.
We got plenty of great food.
Why don't you stick around?
894
00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:47,551
I know you're on the job,
but there's no law against
a home-cooked meal.
895
00:55:47,635 --> 00:55:52,389
Got lots of hot dogs,
hamburgers, steaks and—
896
00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,516
[Tazer]
Hmm.
897
00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,853
Okay.
898
00:55:59,981 --> 00:56:02,483
[Growls]
[Neck Muscles Crack]
899
00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:04,401
I have to admit,
it has been a while.
900
00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,820
- All right.
Arm successfully twisted.
- [Stuart] Great.
901
00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:09,531
I guess an hour off
won't kill anyone.
902
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,784
- No.
- [Laughs]
903
00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,078
Gotcha.
904
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,871
Hey!
Huh?
[Grunts]
905
00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:18,332
[Laughs]
Oh.
906
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,292
What was that?
907
00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,836
- What was what?
- I don't know. I felt something.
908
00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:24,838
- Come on, everyone. Dinner.
- Let me help you with the bags.
909
00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,799
Inside.
I've got the desserts.
910
00:56:28,593 --> 00:56:32,304
[Grunting]
911
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,807
- You're going down, punk!
- You're going down, punk.
912
00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,850
I just said that.
I just said that.
913
00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:39,937
- Stop that.
- Stop that.
914
00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:41,647
[Laughs]
915
00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,651
You've been punked.
[Laughs]
916
00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:50,823
Hail Zirkonia.
[Grunts]
Ow!
917
00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:59,540
Okay, now hold on, Mom.
I'm not following.
Now, what happened?
918
00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:01,792
One moment
I'm cleaning my chompers,
919
00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:05,087
and then the next thing
you know, I'm down here.
920
00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:08,006
[Nina] You know,
you're entitled to a few
senior moments at your age.
921
00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,384
I'm sorry, sweetie. I forgot.
Did you want cheese on your burger?
922
00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:14,888
No. I want to find whoever invented love
and hack him apart with a machete.
923
00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:20,602
Boy trouble.
That makes two of us.
924
00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:25,566
- I don't know what to do
about this Tom situation.
- We have a guest. Happy face.
925
00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,986
- Hey, Nate, where's Jake?
- I have no idea.
926
00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:31,780
[Stuart]
Well, dinner's almost ready.
How about you track him down?
927
00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:35,701
Jake's an adult.
If he wants to eat,
he'll come down and get it.
928
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,537
Oh, sorry.
That will raise welts.
929
00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:42,541
Excuse us.
No. Pardon me. Oops.
Watch your head.
930
00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,334
Mmm-mmm-mm.
931
00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:47,129
I tell you, there's nothing
more American than
a charred chunk of meat...
932
00:57:47,213 --> 00:57:49,089
hittin' your stomach.
[All Chuckle]
933
00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:51,133
I bought the pickles.
Oh, really?
934
00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:55,179
If you think a dill spear
is gonna get you out
of that ticket, it's a no-go, mister.
935
00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,723
[Skip Growling]
936
00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:03,061
[Grunting]
937
00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,565
Uh—
938
00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,693
My stomach. I'm starving.
939
00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:12,779
- [Art] Any word from Jake?
- Still no signal.
940
00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:14,990
- Where is he?
- Hey, boys. None of that at the table.
941
00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:18,744
Right, Nate?
They're playing
with their phones.
942
00:58:18,828 --> 00:58:21,413
[Stuart]
Oh, yeah. Slap it on.
943
00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:29,129
Hey, Hannah, did you
eat all the hot dogs?
944
00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:31,340
No.
[Sparks Belches]
945
00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:33,592
I mean, yes.
946
00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:39,348
[Sheriff] Gotta tell ya,
this sure beats eating
ramen noodles in my squad car...
947
00:58:39,432 --> 00:58:42,226
every day by myself.
[Growls]
948
00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,104
[Tazer]
Comfortable up there, Earth boy?
949
00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,607
[Razor]
Hope so.
Enjoy some dirt in your face.
950
00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,901
[Muffled]
Help!
951
00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,948
Attention, all.
Resistance is futile.
Give me what I need.
952
00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:58,784
Oh, baby.
I knew you'd come back.
953
00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,744
Step aside,
hormonal female.
954
00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:03,121
Wait.
You're calling me hormonal?
955
00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:06,208
Back away.
You are irrelevant
to my mission.
956
00:59:06,292 --> 00:59:07,960
Irrelevant?
957
00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:11,338
I don't care how old you are.
You can't talk to me like that!
958
00:59:11,422 --> 00:59:13,757
What is going on?
959
00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:15,425
Teen drama. L-I think.
960
00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,844
It is teen drama,
right, Ricky?
961
00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:19,763
- Snuggles!
- [Lee] Turn him off.
962
00:59:19,847 --> 00:59:22,558
- It's not me.
- [Hannah] Snuggles!
963
00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:25,811
- Let's move. Bring Nana.
- Whoa, whoa. Freeze.
964
00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,732
- You kids have not been excused.
- [Beeps]
965
00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:33,151
Let them go!
966
00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:37,906
We're playin' a game,
Uncle Stu— I mean, Stu.
967
00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:42,035
We're on vacation.
Am I aging backwards?
968
00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,665
Yeah, I don't think so.
You really want to deny me
my time with the kids?
969
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:50,335
[Sighs]
Wow. Guilt never gets old.
Well, go ahead.
970
00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,801
I think we oughta keep Mom
out of the pinot grigio.
971
01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:15,319
[Gulps]
972
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:19,990
You have lost. And now
the invasion shall begin.
973
01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:22,492
Invasion? You mean there's
more of you guys coming?
974
01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:26,330
Many more. And we
will crush you like bugs.
975
01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:30,125
- Not if we crush you first.
- I will not be beaten by children.
976
01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:35,172
Any more signs of resistance,
and the one you call Jake
will be eliminated.
977
01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:39,009
- I want Snuggle Lump back!
- That's it.
978
01:00:39,093 --> 01:00:41,053
Time to die.
979
01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:45,057
- [Whirs, Beeps]
- Richard?
980
01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:47,142
You remember Nana.
981
01:00:48,102 --> 01:00:49,686
Game on.
982
01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:51,897
Game over.
[Knuckles Cracking]
983
01:00:56,569 --> 01:00:57,944
Wow.
984
01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:17,464
- Whoa! What was that move?
- Double right-thumb click
with a left-panel twist.
985
01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,425
Chinese get up!
986
01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:24,638
- [Growls]
- [Object Rattling]
987
01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,099
He's on the light!
Send Nana after him!
988
01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:32,771
- Nana!
- Lee! Flying's your specialty.
989
01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:44,449
[Gasps]
990
01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:56,128
Ooh. Take him out, Lee.
991
01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:59,256
- Thumb cramp. Thumb cramp!
- Give it to me.
992
01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,642
[Glass Shatters]
993
01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,483
[Ricky Screams]
994
01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,986
- Ricky?
- What the—
995
01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:26,658
Nana?
996
01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,828
[Gasps]
997
01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:35,917
[Screams]
998
01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:39,463
Yes, scream, human,
for your species ends tonight.
999
01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:42,841
[Laughs]
1000
01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:45,260
What the heck was that thing?
1001
01:02:45,344 --> 01:02:48,722
Space alien.
Too much to explain.
1002
01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:51,600
We think they're probably here
to destroy the world
as we know it.
1003
01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:54,561
If we don't get down there,
we're gonna be in real trouble.
1004
01:02:54,645 --> 01:02:57,022
[Nina] I'd say that's
the understatement
of the century.
1005
01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:01,067
- Mom? Are you okay?
- [Remote Beeps]
1006
01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:08,116
What— What happened?
How— How did I get—
1007
01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:10,869
Oh, I need a glass of water.
Uh—
1008
01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,580
Okay. Somebody better
start talking.
1009
01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:17,501
It looks like you guys had
a battle royal in here.
1010
01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:20,003
- We did. Nana versus Ricky.
- Not now, Hannah.
1011
01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:23,173
- Dad, it's not what it looks like.
- All of you, upstairs, now.
1012
01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:26,051
- But, Uncle Stu, it wasn't our fault.
- Now.
1013
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,765
Get up.
1014
01:03:31,849 --> 01:03:35,435
Okay, unless
you wanna join them,
you better spill it.
1015
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,687
What the heck happened
in here?
1016
01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:39,856
I haven't got a clue
as to what happened,
1017
01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:43,443
but my back hasn't
felt this good in ages.
1018
01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,864
[Stuart]
Mom? Mom? Where you goin'?
1019
01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,075
Aliens.
1020
01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:01,711
Build machine... now.
1021
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,922
No.
[Grunts]
1022
01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:06,591
[Screams]
[Laughs]
1023
01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:14,432
[Tom]
I'm sorry, guys.
1024
01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:17,644
It's over.
1025
01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:20,188
Over?
It better not be over.
1026
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:25,360
Ricky is down in the basement
with that... space rodent.
1027
01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:28,822
You don't get it.
An entire fleet of those guys
are about to invade.
1028
01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:31,032
Well, man up and deal with it.
1029
01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,785
I have been... all day.
1030
01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,955
Well, if he's too scared,
maybe you guys can help me.
1031
01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:40,625
- Not without Tom.
- Why?
1032
01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,252
'Cause he's our leader.
1033
01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:48,717
Come on. It's not just Ricky.
Jake needs your help too.
1034
01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:50,802
And Snuggles.
1035
01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,805
And, like,
everyone on Earth,
including our parents.
1036
01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:05,233
All right.
1037
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,986
Let's go save the planet.
1038
01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:12,157
And your dumb old boyfriend.
1039
01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:44,856
You want Monkey?
He's good luck.
1040
01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:48,526
I'm fine.
[Banging]
1041
01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:53,448
[Tom]
Stay close.
1042
01:05:53,532 --> 01:05:56,201
They could be anywhere.
1043
01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:29,734
[Gasps]
1044
01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,654
[Screams]
1045
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,906
[Grunts]
It's Jake!
1046
01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:39,911
Those Zirkonians...
They tied me up
and dragged Snuggles outside.
1047
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,871
This vacation really sucks.
1048
01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,833
You see the machine?
Yeah. You were right.
It was sent here years ago.
1049
01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:47,002
Some idiot built this place
smack on top of it.
1050
01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,421
Guys? Guys, I found Ricky.
1051
01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,923
He's waking up.
Where in the heck am I?
1052
01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:55,093
Oh, baby, I'm so glad
you're okay.
1053
01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:58,263
Whoa! Don't touch me!
1054
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,140
[Mutters]
1055
01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:01,891
Stop.
Okay, okay.
1056
01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:06,438
I know it's been a really weird day,
but you have to let me explain.
1057
01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:09,733
Okay. Okay.
1058
01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:13,445
Explain to me why I keep blacking out,
why I'm bleeding...
1059
01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:17,949
and why your grandma
did a flying ninja kick
on my face down the stairs.
1060
01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:20,118
Okay.
1061
01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:23,288
We're fighting,
um, space aliens.
1062
01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:24,873
Yeah. Yeah.
1063
01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:28,793
Okay, they're small,
but dangerous and—
and really scary.
1064
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,296
Oh, no. Of course. I believe you.
Why wouldn't they be?
1065
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:35,425
Why do you want to waste
our time playing hide-and-seek
and kill the aliens...
1066
01:07:35,509 --> 01:07:37,969
with your stupid brother
and your dumb little cousins?
1067
01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,641
Don't talk about
my family like that.
1068
01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:47,270
Well, you don't have to worry
about it anymore 'cause we're done.
1069
01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:50,940
I knew I should have stayed home
and hooked up with Annie Filkins.
1070
01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:54,319
She's smokin' hot,
and she doesn't like talking
about feelings all the time.
1071
01:07:55,696 --> 01:07:57,822
I'm goin' straight to Annie's.
1072
01:08:01,368 --> 01:08:03,328
Ow.
1073
01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,293
I'm really sorry.
1074
01:08:10,377 --> 01:08:13,213
Don't be.
You were right all along.
1075
01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:17,342
If it's any consolation,
he's not going straight to Annie's.
1076
01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:19,344
Or anywhere for a while.
1077
01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:21,763
Wow.
1078
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:24,849
Guys? Enough of
this sibling bonding.
We're at DEFCON 1 here.
1079
01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,937
[Whirring, Beeping]
1080
01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:35,026
Go. Go! Rookie.
1081
01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:40,323
[Art]
Oh, my God.
They're forcing him to build it.
1082
01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:43,368
Build what?
How do you take over
the world with that thing?
1083
01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:46,621
I really don't want
to find out. We gotta stop
them before their fleet arrives.
1084
01:08:46,705 --> 01:08:49,499
- Fleet?
- This is just the advance team.
1085
01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:52,252
- We have to rescue
Snuggle Lump.
- Snuggle what?
1086
01:08:52,336 --> 01:08:55,380
Lump. The foreign fella.
He's on our side.
1087
01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:58,424
The other three...
not so much.
1088
01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:01,928
- This is so not happening.
- We gotta get out there.
Let's move.
1089
01:09:02,012 --> 01:09:06,933
Not so fast. I have a plan.
Work with me here.
Did Nana give anyone Mentos?
1090
01:09:07,017 --> 01:09:08,935
Why?
Hand 'em over!
1091
01:09:09,019 --> 01:09:12,188
- What, we're gonna
throw candy at them?
- No.
1092
01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,566
My own little
science project.
1093
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,283
Mentos bomb.
You're a genius.
1094
01:09:23,367 --> 01:09:25,118
You shouldn't do this.
1095
01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:27,912
Humans friendly.
Whoa!
[Skip] Incoming!
1096
01:09:29,456 --> 01:09:31,958
[Tazer]
In my eyes!
1097
01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:33,543
- [Jake] Let's get 'em!
- [Tom] Move!
1098
01:09:33,627 --> 01:09:36,296
[Grunting]
1099
01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:39,424
- Snuggles!
- Traitor.
1100
01:09:42,386 --> 01:09:45,972
Release me.
Never mess with a girl
who just got dumped.
1101
01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:51,603
He's out cold.
1102
01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,230
- You!
- Get off my planet, you little green son of a—
1103
01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,149
[Shouts, Groans]
1104
01:09:56,233 --> 01:09:59,360
[Machine Whirring]
1105
01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,112
[Gasps]
1106
01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:09,704
[Sighs]
1107
01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:13,249
How do you feel now?
Weakness...
We found their weakness!
1108
01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:16,753
It's their own death ray.
Yes!
1109
01:10:16,837 --> 01:10:21,049
Bad. Not sweet.
So not sweet.
1110
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:28,389
Hey! Humans.
[Hannah]
Hey, listen.
1111
01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:33,311
The machine molecule expands.
Machine make commander big.
1112
01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,981
[Laughs]
1113
01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:41,945
Who's little now, Earth maggots?
1114
01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:46,032
- Pretty cool, huh?
- You're gonna need a bigger potato.
1115
01:10:46,116 --> 01:10:48,576
It's over. I win.
1116
01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:51,621
- [Art] Where's he going?
- Anywhere he wants.
1117
01:10:51,705 --> 01:10:54,582
- What about Mommy and Daddy?
- [Bethany]
Tom will figure it out.
1118
01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:58,670
[All Chattering]
1119
01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:08,680
Everyone, listen.
We don't have much time.
1120
01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,349
Sparks, can anything
go on that machine?
Theoretically.
1121
01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:13,685
Good. Art, Lee,
I'm gonna need a controller.
1122
01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:16,104
Bethany, I need you to keep
the other aliens on lockdown.
Okay.
1123
01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:18,189
[Beeps]
1124
01:11:19,191 --> 01:11:21,067
Jake, come on.
1125
01:11:21,193 --> 01:11:23,569
This battle's not over yet.
Awesome.
1126
01:11:25,781 --> 01:11:27,657
There.
1127
01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,201
Cool. He super-sized it.
1128
01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:33,663
You are one ugly alien.
1129
01:11:33,747 --> 01:11:36,791
[Banging]
[Grunts]
1130
01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:39,502
He may be ugly, but he's mine.
1131
01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:41,587
You don't know
when to quit, do you?
1132
01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:47,719
We need a clean shot
at his neck.
I'm goin' up.
1133
01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:58,062
- Ow! You broke my nail!
- I don't care.
1134
01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:05,403
Whoa!
1135
01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:08,573
[Laughs]
1136
01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:13,411
- Ah!
- Oh, my gosh. They're beacons.
1137
01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:15,413
He's calling the invasion.
1138
01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,083
[Stuart]
Wow.
1139
01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:21,711
[Stuart]
Unbelievable.
[Nana] Look at this.
1140
01:12:21,795 --> 01:12:25,673
God bless America.
Now that's what
I call a patriot act.
1141
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,885
It's not bad, but it's nothin'
compared to this.
1142
01:12:28,969 --> 01:12:32,930
Whoa, whoa.
Those are category-three
pyrotechnics you got there.
1143
01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:35,058
I suppose that's another ticket.
1144
01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:39,812
Light 'em up.
Let's put that guy to shame.
1145
01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,984
I got it! Tom! Tom, I found it.
1146
01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:50,198
Get him to turn around!
1147
01:12:50,282 --> 01:12:54,660
Hey! Down here,
you prehistoric space scum!
1148
01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,752
[Sheriff]
Ooh.
[Stuart] Nice one, Nate.
1149
01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:07,965
That was awesome!
Those things only cost $ 1.99.
Can you believe it?
1150
01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:11,386
I don't think
that's you, Nate.
What is that?
1151
01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:15,973
It's them.
They'll all be coming soon.
1152
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,601
Open your eyes, people.
1153
01:13:18,685 --> 01:13:21,437
There's only one answer...
meteor shower.
1154
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:25,525
Oh, that's right.
I heard on the radio.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
1155
01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:28,820
- [Screams]
- [Groans]
1156
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:33,074
[Grunts]
Is that all ya got?
1157
01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:37,328
[Grunts]
Hey.
Come on!
1158
01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:40,957
Tom! Take the shot!
1159
01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:44,836
Shoot him!
His collar's still in the way.
1160
01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,423
- Look out!
The ugly one got big!
- [Groaning]
1161
01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:52,593
- Hurry. Do it, Tom!
- Fifty yards.
1162
01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:56,848
Angle equals one-half arc sine
of gravity times distance
over velocity squared.
1163
01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:59,225
Forty-five degrees.
1164
01:13:59,309 --> 01:14:01,727
What was that?
1165
01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:03,813
[Grunts]
1166
01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,983
You messed with
the wrong mathlete.
1167
01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:17,702
Yes.
Get him away from him.
1168
01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:20,121
Commander.
Hey, wait a second.
1169
01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:24,417
Take that.
1170
01:14:24,501 --> 01:14:27,503
- Puny humans,
is that all you have?
- Whoa, he's good.
1171
01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,426
No, you don't.
1172
01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:36,762
You see that?
1173
01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,891
Sparks! Reverse the machine.
1174
01:14:41,768 --> 01:14:43,478
[Shouts]
1175
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:47,273
[Tazer Laughs]
[Beeping]
1176
01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:53,112
Too easy.
Uh—
1177
01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,617
Nothing's working.
Give it to me.
1178
01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:01,245
[Groaning]
1179
01:15:01,371 --> 01:15:03,581
Crude.
But effective.
1180
01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,583
That was awesome.
[Laughs]
1181
01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:11,255
Reversed.
Tommy, he's done.
1182
01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,720
[Screams]
1183
01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:26,312
You came back for me.
Let's go.
1184
01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:28,940
We can hug lips
on Zirkon.
1185
01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:37,949
- Whoa!
- [All Gasp]
1186
01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:41,160
[Hannah]
Bethany!
1187
01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:42,787
Hannah, are you okay?
Yeah.
1188
01:15:42,871 --> 01:15:45,248
[Jake] Over here.
Did you guys see that?
Great job, Hannah.
1189
01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,876
Snugs was great.
So were you guys.
Tom, what about the others?
1190
01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:51,921
There's so many.
1191
01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:56,676
[Beeps]
1192
01:15:58,136 --> 01:16:01,430
Retreat. Retreat.
The machine is destroyed.
1193
01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:05,101
We have been outsmarted
by the humans.
1194
01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:09,272
The invasion has failed.
Retreat to Zirkon right away.
1195
01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:12,483
Retreat. Retreat.
1196
01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,152
[Sighs]
1197
01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:17,238
[Tom]
Whoa.
1198
01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:22,785
He's gone.
1199
01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:26,455
It's over. It's all over.
1200
01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,499
We won.
1201
01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:33,504
Thanks, Snugs,
for everything.
1202
01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,674
You're all right
for a space maggot.
I'm gonna miss you.
1203
01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:40,344
Miss him?
He's staying here, with us.
1204
01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,390
Please don't go.
You can be a part of our family.
1205
01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:46,475
[Sighs]
1206
01:16:57,195 --> 01:17:00,573
Han, I think
he's already got a family.
1207
01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,994
My family.
1208
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:17,757
[Sighs]
Good-bye, Hannah.
1209
01:18:04,137 --> 01:18:06,180
[Stuart]
Hey.
1210
01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:08,265
Hey.
1211
01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:15,189
Listen, about your grades—
Dad, let me save you
a lecture.
1212
01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:18,067
You were right,
and I was wrong.
1213
01:18:18,151 --> 01:18:22,154
Turns out
there are advantages
to being smart.
1214
01:18:23,573 --> 01:18:25,574
I'm sorry.
1215
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,537
I had this really
great lecture planned.
1216
01:18:29,621 --> 01:18:32,748
Even rehearsed it
in front of the mirror.
1217
01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,631
Did you see the meteor shower?
1218
01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,967
Yeah. Yeah,
it was life-changing.
1219
01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,225
Nice cast, Nana.
Hey.
1220
01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:54,353
- Whoa, whoa!
Got a bite. Got a bite.
- [Fishing Line Pulling]
1221
01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:56,939
Oh, yeah. Come on.
[Laughs]
1222
01:18:57,023 --> 01:19:00,317
[Chattering]
1223
01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:09,952
[Grunts]
[Caws]
1224
01:19:10,036 --> 01:19:12,329
[Screams]
1225
01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:16,333
[Woman]
You're out
of this world, I'm sure
1226
01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,586
[Doorbell Chimes]
1227
01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:22,047
- Annie!
- Ricky, I thought you were
at your lake house.
1228
01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:25,384
- Vacation ended early.
These are for you.
- You're so sweet.
1229
01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,511
Hey, you're my girlfriend now.
1230
01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,890
So there is nothing
I wouldn't do for you.
Now give papa some—
1231
01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:35,144
Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ladies.
1232
01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:37,521
It's girls' night out.
But, hey, you should come...
1233
01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:41,734
- If you like dancing.
- Dancing?
1234
01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:44,028
[Device Beeps]
You ain't even seen dancing—
1235
01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:47,198
Till you've seen funky Ricky.
1236
01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:51,202
[Grunts]
1237
01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:57,625
[Chittering]
1238
01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,960
Wedgie time.
1239
01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,670
Cannonball.
1240
01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,464
I think he's hungry.
1241
01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:04,882
[Gasps]
1242
01:20:06,676 --> 01:20:08,969
Turn him off.
1243
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:12,681
Ricky, you're acting
really weird.
1244
01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,142
- What are you talking about?
- [Gasps]
1245
01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,102
Okay, now back on.
1246
01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:20,606
[Both Gasp]
1247
01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,819
[Crunching]
1248
01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,988
[Loud Groaning]
1249
01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:29,907
I am so keeping this.
1250
01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:33,244
[Loud Groaning]
Why?
1251
01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:37,456
[Woman]
Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
1252
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:41,710
Hey, you've changed
Not like you used to be
1253
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:43,879
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1254
01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,048
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1255
01:20:46,132 --> 01:20:50,636
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1256
01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:54,890
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
1257
01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:59,186
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
1258
01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,272
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1259
01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,440
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1260
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:08,696
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1261
01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:16,370
You're out of this world
I'm sure of it
1262
01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:18,831
A crazy intuition
1263
01:21:18,915 --> 01:21:22,710
You're off and on
You're here, then gone
1264
01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:25,212
Come back
1265
01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:27,423
A curious condition
1266
01:21:27,507 --> 01:21:30,759
And then you switch right over
1267
01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:32,761
It's weird
Yeah, I know
1268
01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:36,432
But just can't get a hold of myself
1269
01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:40,644
Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
1270
01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:44,899
Hey, you've changed
Not like you used to be
1271
01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:47,067
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1272
01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:49,236
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1273
01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:53,824
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1274
01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:58,078
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
1275
01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:02,374
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
1276
01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:04,460
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1277
01:22:04,544 --> 01:22:06,629
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1278
01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:12,176
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1279
01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:19,600
You're out of this world
I'm sure of it
1280
01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:22,102
A little more than different
1281
01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:26,815
And you keep lacking
lacking concern for it
1282
01:22:28,568 --> 01:22:30,778
It's you that I am missing
1283
01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:33,989
And then you switch right over
1284
01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,991
It's weird
Yeah, I know
1285
01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:39,620
But just can't get a hold of myself
1286
01:22:39,704 --> 01:22:43,791
Hey, so strange
You switched in front of me
1287
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:48,087
Hey, you've changed
Not like you used to be
1288
01:22:48,171 --> 01:22:50,255
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1289
01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:52,424
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1290
01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:56,971
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1291
01:22:57,055 --> 01:23:01,266
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
1292
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:05,521
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
1293
01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:07,648
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1294
01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:09,817
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1295
01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:15,114
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1296
01:23:15,198 --> 01:23:19,326
Wonder where you are
How can I find you
1297
01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:23,580
Staring at the stars falling behind you
1298
01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:28,043
Across the universe
Hope you'll be back soon
1299
01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:31,588
I gotta find a planet for me
I'll rearrange it
1300
01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:38,345
Hey, so strange
you switched in front of me
1301
01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:42,725
Hey, you've changed
Not like you used to be
1302
01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,727
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1303
01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:46,937
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1304
01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:51,525
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1305
01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:55,821
Hey, you're just talking like a machine
1306
01:23:55,905 --> 01:24:00,117
Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between
1307
01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:02,202
'Cause you get in my head
and hold my heart
1308
01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,538
When I'm here, you're there
We're worlds apart
1309
01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:10,127
So reverse your words back to the start
and switch back to my world
1310
01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:16,050
- Here comes the magic.
- Take two.
1311
01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:20,137
[Dance]
1312
01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,567
Whoa, whoa! Crazy girl.
1313
01:24:33,651 --> 01:24:35,611
[Laughs]
1314
01:24:35,695 --> 01:24:39,114
You think Brittany...
You think Bethany got—
1315
01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:42,409
To make a phone call
with the intent to annoy or harass...
1316
01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,046
[Laughs]
1317
01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:57,382
You mean, other than the fact
that he's good-looking, sweet—
1318
01:24:57,467 --> 01:24:59,426
Smart, sensitive—
Oh, gosh.
1319
01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:03,472
Good-looking, smart,
sensitive, romantic—
I said he was smart.
1320
01:25:03,556 --> 01:25:05,891
[Engine Grinding]
1321
01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:11,271
Come on. We're only
a stone's away... throw away...
1322
01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,816
[Mutters]
1323
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:18,237
Hey, I bought us
all new side-stab— Anti-rapers—
1324
01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:22,116
- Can't you get somebody
else for this role?
- [Director] Action.
1325
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:25,869
[People Laughing]
1326
01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:29,873
- You are floating.
- [Smacks Face]
1327
01:25:31,584 --> 01:25:33,544
Duck!
1328
01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:37,297
Cool it.
You could have poked my eye out.
1329
01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:40,134
Liberty Lions, come on, come on!
1330
01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,928
Ricky Dillman is a big moron!
1331
01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:45,013
Whoo!
1332
01:25:45,765 --> 01:25:46,765
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1332
01:25:47,305 --> 01:25:53,247
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