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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:01:16,367 --> 00:01:19,161 [Typing] 3 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,920 [Typing Continues] [Thud] 4 00:01:28,004 --> 00:01:30,214 [Wind Whistling] 5 00:01:30,298 --> 00:01:32,216 Oh, my God. Stuart. 6 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:35,511 What is it? Tom's grades finally posted. 7 00:01:36,971 --> 00:01:40,349 - [Typing Continues] - Look. 8 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,352 [Stuart] Wonderful. Not one "A." No. 9 00:01:43,478 --> 00:01:45,437 Ora "B." Mm-mmm. 10 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,357 - Not even in Health. - [Typing Continues] 11 00:01:49,901 --> 00:01:52,486 What the... That was just a "D." 12 00:01:52,570 --> 00:01:54,696 - [Woman] How are these changing? - [Typing Continues] 13 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,949 [Thud] 14 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:02,454 One word, and you're dead. 15 00:02:02,539 --> 00:02:04,706 [Grunts] 16 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:08,085 Are you crazy? If Dad catches you, he's gonna kill you. 17 00:02:08,169 --> 00:02:11,088 Dad's not gonna catch me. [Kisses Fingers] 18 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,465 - Mwah! - I don't get it. What do you see in that guy? 19 00:02:13,550 --> 00:02:15,634 Bye, babe! 20 00:02:15,718 --> 00:02:18,637 You mean, other than the fact that he's good-looking, sweet, 21 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:23,267 sensitive, romantic, funny and ridiculously athletic? 22 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:28,230 - Dad's coming, and he's mad. - At who? 23 00:02:28,356 --> 00:02:30,566 Tom. [Stuart] Tom! 24 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:37,573 - What? - If you're smart enough to hack into the school Web site, 25 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,575 then you are smart enough to pass math. 26 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:43,662 Do you think Bethany got accepted to Michigan by screwing around all the time? 27 00:02:43,746 --> 00:02:47,166 Of course not. She got in 'cause she's perfect. 28 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:51,044 No. Your sister worked her tail off, and that's exactly what I expect from you. 29 00:02:51,129 --> 00:02:53,130 Yeah. You're right, Dad. 30 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:55,174 L-l-I don't deserve a family vacation. 31 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:57,217 I should stay home tomorrow, learn my lesson. 32 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:00,179 Oh, no, no. I am not taking that bait, kiddo. 33 00:03:00,263 --> 00:03:04,183 This isn't you. The bad attitude, the grades. What is going on? 34 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:06,810 Nothing. 35 00:03:06,895 --> 00:03:10,606 I blame all this for coming between this right here. 36 00:03:10,690 --> 00:03:13,692 Some good old-fashioned no-tech— 37 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,235 [Equipment Powering Down] Uh— 38 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:18,447 family togetherness is exactly what we need. 39 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:22,367 So get some sleep. We're hitting the road at sunup. 40 00:03:22,452 --> 00:03:24,703 Oh, and you guys too. 41 00:03:37,508 --> 00:03:40,219 [Grunts] 42 00:03:40,303 --> 00:03:42,930 [Laughs] 43 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:48,227 Hannah. Please, next time, you ride the hump, okay? 44 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:51,188 I barf in the middle. Remember? 45 00:04:09,874 --> 00:04:12,584 [Man On Radio] And that's the farm report. In other news, it looks like... 46 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:15,337 there will be more than just fireworks in the sky tonight... 47 00:04:15,421 --> 00:04:18,840 as an unexpected meteor shower adds a little excitement to our area this holiday weekend. 48 00:04:18,925 --> 00:04:22,803 - Very exciting. We're in for a little bit of a show. - That'll be beautiful, guys. 49 00:04:22,887 --> 00:04:26,515 Better wear hats tonight. We don't want our heads catching on fire. 50 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:34,606 [Phone Beeps] Wow. 51 00:04:34,691 --> 00:04:36,733 - Hey. - Your boy toy is a complete idiot. 52 00:04:36,818 --> 00:04:38,986 Ricky is not a boy toy. 53 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:41,196 - We're in a mature, loving relationship. - [Groans] 54 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:44,533 Why don't we talk in a few years when you have a clue what dating's all about? 55 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:49,079 - Like Ricky has a clue? - One more word about Ricky, and I swear to God I'll kill you. 56 00:04:49,163 --> 00:04:52,582 - [Horn Honks] - Okay. That is enough. Knock it off, you guys. 57 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,668 We're almost there. 58 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:05,178 [Animal Chittering] [Birds Tweeting] 59 00:05:13,062 --> 00:05:15,355 And there's the pool. See ya! 60 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:18,817 We beat Uncle Nate! Oh, yeah! Ha-ha! 61 00:05:19,902 --> 00:05:22,529 Ah. I got it, Tom. Don't worry. 62 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,073 Nice, huh? Great, yes. I'll grab that. 63 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:29,328 I hope there was a discount for booking us into the most boring spot in the whole country. 64 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,622 We're only a stone's throw away from at least a half dozen top-notch fishing lakes. 65 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:36,460 Are we near a time machine so we can go back five years to when I thought fishing was cool? 66 00:05:36,544 --> 00:05:40,797 Hey, I bought us all new Sidestab reels. Anti-Reverse technology. 67 00:05:42,091 --> 00:05:43,759 Lame. 68 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:47,095 [Door Squeaks] 69 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,852 [Groans] 70 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:56,772 So lame. 71 00:06:20,338 --> 00:06:22,297 [Sighs] 72 00:06:22,382 --> 00:06:27,135 [Radio: Rock] 73 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,725 Nice landing, Nate. [Stops] 74 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:35,769 Told you I could fishtail this thing. 75 00:06:35,853 --> 00:06:38,522 Nice try, Nate, but you just missed my kids. 76 00:06:38,606 --> 00:06:41,733 But he did almost give your mother a heart attack. 77 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:43,860 - Again. - Nana! 78 00:06:43,945 --> 00:06:45,821 Hi, Mom. Oh, hi, darling. 79 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:48,907 Nana! Yes, sweetheart! 80 00:06:48,991 --> 00:06:50,867 Ooh! [Kissing] 81 00:06:50,993 --> 00:06:52,953 I got you a little treat. You did? 82 00:06:53,037 --> 00:06:55,831 Yes, I did. Here we go. [Laughs] 83 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,833 Thank you. [Games Bleeping] 84 00:06:57,959 --> 00:07:01,211 [Nana] Oh, it's so good to see you. I missed you. Hey. We're here. 85 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:02,879 [Bleeping Continues] 86 00:07:02,964 --> 00:07:06,341 Well, one of the Pearson brothers came to party. 87 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:10,053 Are those even legal here? No. [Laughing] 88 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,806 Here! Come on, Stu! Let's get him! 89 00:07:12,890 --> 00:07:15,767 - Nate, stop it! I'll tell Mom. - Tickle him! Tickle your uncle! 90 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:18,854 Spin him faster, Nate! [Nate Laughing] Get his shirt off! 91 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,398 [Stuart] Mom! [Cell Phone Beeps] 92 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,817 [Nate] Aw, Stuey's crying for Mommy! 93 00:07:28,531 --> 00:07:30,615 Twins, in here. 94 00:07:30,741 --> 00:07:32,993 Hey, guys. Put my bags on the bed. 95 00:07:33,077 --> 00:07:35,120 Sir, yes, sir. 96 00:07:35,204 --> 00:07:38,498 - Trying to be a wise guy? - No. No. Definitely not. Don't provoke him. 97 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,834 Good. Now, get these out of here. 98 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:44,379 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute. Why do you get the best room? I was here first. 99 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,965 - I'm here now. - I'm older. 100 00:07:47,049 --> 00:07:49,801 And I'm bigger. 101 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:52,804 Did you... grow since Christmas? 102 00:07:52,889 --> 00:07:56,600 Two inches, cuz. I can tag a stop sign without even having to jump. 103 00:07:56,684 --> 00:07:59,853 [Chuckles] How's Mathletes? 104 00:07:59,937 --> 00:08:02,439 I don't do Mathletes anymore. 105 00:08:02,523 --> 00:08:05,650 - You tired of getting beat up? - [Stuart] Tom! 106 00:08:05,735 --> 00:08:09,779 Get down here and help us unload! Now! 107 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,865 Close my door on the way out. 108 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:19,414 [Radio: Dance] 109 00:08:21,542 --> 00:08:24,753 [Continues] 110 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:32,427 - Surprise, surprise, princess. - Ricky, what are you doing here? 111 00:08:32,512 --> 00:08:34,471 Oh, I'm just stopping by for the afternoon... 112 00:08:34,555 --> 00:08:36,515 or maybe the night. 113 00:08:36,599 --> 00:08:39,935 [Tires Squeal] 114 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,771 [Stops] 115 00:08:44,649 --> 00:08:47,067 - What's that? - What's what? 116 00:08:47,151 --> 00:08:50,237 - Ricky! - Hey! Mmm! 117 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,572 Whoa. Watch out for the car. I can't believe you're here. 118 00:08:52,657 --> 00:08:54,658 Well, you're my girlfriend now, 119 00:08:54,742 --> 00:08:57,077 so there's nothing I wouldn't do for you. 120 00:08:57,203 --> 00:08:59,454 [Laughing] Now, give papa some sugar. 121 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:02,290 Bethany. Please don't give papa sugar. 122 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:06,461 Mr. And Mrs. P! 123 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:09,297 - Ricky, wow! - Hey, Ricky! What a surprise. 124 00:09:09,423 --> 00:09:11,967 I got you a little housewarming gift. Oh, that is so sweet. 125 00:09:12,093 --> 00:09:15,011 Isn't he sweet? Yes. They're beautiful. 126 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,264 Those are gorgeous. Yeah. Very patriotic too, huh? 127 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:19,307 Let's stick the flags in some water, see if they grow. 128 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,935 I know. We can do that. Do you want anything to eat or drink? 129 00:09:22,019 --> 00:09:25,897 Oh, that is so sweet of you. I really wish I could. 130 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,566 But my parents have a lake house in Oakstown, 131 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:30,819 and I gotta get back before dark in case my car breaks down again. 132 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:34,739 Uh-oh. Car trouble. Hmm. Dad, why don't you take a look at it for Ricky? 133 00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:37,659 Yeah, I don't mind getting my hands dirty. 134 00:09:37,743 --> 00:09:40,036 Try it again, Ricky. [Engine Grinding] 135 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,330 [Tom] It's gotta be something obvious, Dad. 136 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,709 I got to be honest with you. Auto mechanics isn't really my thing. 137 00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:48,962 Now, if this were a spreadsheet or a ledger, I would be all over it, but— 138 00:09:49,046 --> 00:09:51,339 - [Chuckles] - I'll tell you what, Ricky. Stay here tonight, 139 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,009 and then we'll take your car to the shop in the morning. 140 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:56,511 Mr. P, that's really considerate of you. 141 00:09:56,637 --> 00:09:58,305 Well— Really? He can stay the night? 142 00:09:58,389 --> 00:10:00,890 - [Stuart] Yeah, in the den, on the couch. - [Bethany] Of course. 143 00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:03,143 No fooling around. [Bethany] Dad. 144 00:10:03,227 --> 00:10:05,812 What a gas pipe. 145 00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,356 I know. Why can't they see that? 146 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,525 Well, dude, parents are wired differently. 147 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:14,446 Their brains are old, mushy, fried from bad '80s music. 148 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,531 That's why it's up to you, Thomas. 149 00:10:16,616 --> 00:10:19,326 You gotta defend your family honor, like a man. 150 00:10:20,077 --> 00:10:24,122 I call it the Punisher. 151 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:26,958 Your dad bought you this? Perks of divorce. 152 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:29,836 Never underestimate the power of a grown man's guilt. 153 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:33,340 If we even mention Mom, Nate drives us straight to the mall. [Chuckles] 154 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:37,719 She's all yours. Don't be a wuss all your life. 155 00:10:37,803 --> 00:10:40,096 Uh— I don't know, man. 156 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,268 Take a look at that guy. 157 00:10:45,394 --> 00:10:49,731 Do you really want Ricky as your brother-in-law? Waah, waah, waah. 158 00:10:52,860 --> 00:10:54,653 Heck, no. 159 00:10:54,737 --> 00:10:57,739 Then let's go prune the family tree. 160 00:10:59,241 --> 00:11:01,451 I had so much fun last night, Ricky. 161 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:07,123 Oh, yeah? Well, you know, that's just the beginning. [Chuckles] 162 00:11:07,208 --> 00:11:11,336 Man, the sun off the water and... this lightweight cotton... 163 00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:16,091 is... so... constricting. 164 00:11:16,175 --> 00:11:18,426 I hate cotton. 165 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,097 [Chuckles] Mind helping me with the lotion, babe? 166 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,605 I'm thinking shooting my sister's boyfriend isn't the best idea. 167 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:34,150 This isn't about ideas. This is about action. 168 00:11:34,235 --> 00:11:36,152 Don't think. Do. 169 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:39,489 I can't believe I'm even listening to you. You're dressed like a shrub. 170 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:43,451 - Just a little on my chest. - Target is on the move. 171 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:47,038 - Take him out before he reaches second base. - Nah. I don't think that— 172 00:11:47,164 --> 00:11:49,833 [Screaming] [Yelling] 173 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,587 [Screams] [Yelling] 174 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:57,090 - Why did you do that? - Shut up. You'll compromise our position. 175 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,718 [Yelling Continues] 176 00:11:59,802 --> 00:12:02,220 Oh, my God. She saw us. What do we do? What do we do? 177 00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:06,224 Camo mode. Hunker down and blend. 178 00:12:06,308 --> 00:12:08,476 [Grunts] 179 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:12,021 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - You shot my boyfriend. 180 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,858 "Sorry" doesn't even touch that. When, Tom? 181 00:12:14,942 --> 00:12:17,652 When are you gonna grow up and stop being a total embarrassment? 182 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:21,614 And that's why we use camo. 183 00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:23,742 Shut up, Jake. 184 00:12:23,826 --> 00:12:25,577 [Thunder Rumbling] 185 00:12:25,703 --> 00:12:27,746 Ooh! Are you gonna be okay? 186 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,873 [Stuart] I don't know what you were thinking. I really don't. 187 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,958 Yeah, I'm gonna be all right. A paintball gun. 188 00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:34,210 This was a good idea though, Miss Smarty-Pants. That's a gateway gun. 189 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:36,671 [Laughs] How about what's next? B. B? Pellet? 190 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,884 Stun? What am I gonna do? What do you think I should do? I don't know what to do. 191 00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:43,344 Can't you keep him in his room for the rest of the week? 192 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:47,056 - But it wasn't even me. - Okay, you boys are just lucky that Ricky wasn't badly hurt. 193 00:12:47,141 --> 00:12:49,976 It's okay, Mr. P. I was a little kid once too. 194 00:12:50,060 --> 00:12:53,021 Oh, that's nice, Ricky. Thank you. He's a good guy. 195 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:56,107 He's a good guy. But, no, I'm not okay with this. 196 00:12:56,192 --> 00:12:59,110 Look, we're up here to fish, not to hunt your sister's boyfriend, all right? 197 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:03,740 You could have put his eye out. Would that have been funny? I don't think so. 198 00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:07,577 All right, let's start over with a clean slate. 199 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,871 Tomorrow, we fish. 200 00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,623 7:00 a.m. Sharp. 7:00? 201 00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:14,292 - You're kidding. - Pass. Nate? 202 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:17,754 Yeah, Stu. Don't you think that's a little early? How about this? 203 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,882 10:00 a.m., on the boat, no questions asked. 204 00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:23,968 Way to crack the whip, Nate. Way to crack the whip. 205 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:27,889 [Thunderclap] 206 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,975 [Objects Crashing] 207 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,521 Oh, Stu. Stu. 208 00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:37,482 Natey, the TV's gone haywire. 209 00:13:37,566 --> 00:13:39,526 Stu, TV's gone haywire! 210 00:13:39,610 --> 00:13:43,446 - [Cane Banging TV] - Mom. Mom, stop it. It's probably the dish. 211 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,490 After the storm, I'll climb up on the roof and fix it. 212 00:13:45,574 --> 00:13:48,451 Hey, wait a second, Mr. P. Let me fix the dish, man. 213 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,495 That's the least I can do for your hospitality. 214 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:53,206 - No, Ricky. You're hurt. - Oh, no. It was just a graze. 215 00:13:53,290 --> 00:13:55,375 Oh, no, honey. He's fine. 216 00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:57,961 Go ahead, Richard. Show some hustle. 217 00:13:58,045 --> 00:14:02,382 Yes, indeedy. But I will be needing a helping hand. 218 00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:06,928 So what do you say, brother? Give us a chance to bury the old hatchet. 219 00:14:09,723 --> 00:14:13,351 Make things right with Ricky, or don't come off that roof. 220 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,530 Uh, ladies first. 221 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:32,370 Whoa. 222 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,665 Whoa. Total creepshow. 223 00:14:38,669 --> 00:14:40,837 All right. Here we go. 224 00:14:40,921 --> 00:14:43,464 Listen, about that paintball thing— 225 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,968 Oh, hey. Don't even worry about it. 226 00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:50,430 Firecracker! Too slow. [Laughs] 227 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:54,392 You know what? Thanks to your little, uh, sharpshooting stunt, 228 00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,102 I racked up pity points with your parents, 229 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:58,563 and big sis is just itching to be my private nurse. 230 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:03,151 So thanks a ton, ace. That was a textbook wingman move. 231 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,153 Come on. Quit stalling. 232 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,906 Get your butt up there and make me Nana's hero. 233 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,575 But you told my dad you'd fix it. 234 00:15:10,659 --> 00:15:12,702 Aw, well, I told your dad a lot of things. 235 00:15:12,786 --> 00:15:16,414 Like my car broke down, my parents own a lake house, 236 00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,666 I'm 18. 237 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,670 You-You're not a senior? 238 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,714 Not in high school. 239 00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:28,176 - Now go. - [Scoffs] 240 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,513 Go. 241 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,683 There you go. [Laughs] 242 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:39,020 [Wind Whistling] 243 00:16:05,756 --> 00:16:07,757 [Object Clatters] 244 00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:34,117 Hello? 245 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:39,497 [Wind Whistling] 246 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:43,418 [Laughs] Dude, you make it too easy. It's not funny. 247 00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:45,962 What the heck happened to the dish? 248 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,047 I can't do a week here without TV. 249 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,091 I can't do a week here, period. 250 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,187 [Gasps] Whoa. 251 00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:07,191 - [Gasps] - Hello, hu-mans. 252 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,820 Please tell me you see that too. Not sure I want to. 253 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,281 But, yeah. We come from upstairs! 254 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:16,617 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa. I handle human contact. 255 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:19,829 Yes, sir. Noted. It's understood. Hello, humans. 256 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:23,708 [Mumbling] No need to notification army. 257 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,752 We come in pieces. In peace. 258 00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,253 What? Say it with me. "Peace." 259 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:29,547 What are you talking about? Read the book. Peace. 260 00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,258 Forget the book! Attack the humans! Attack! 261 00:17:32,342 --> 00:17:36,054 With pleasure. Humans, submit. 262 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,555 [Whirring] 263 00:17:37,639 --> 00:17:40,475 - Hey, what is taking you girls so long? - No, don't. No. No. 264 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:42,727 [Thud] [Squeals] 265 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,605 - Ricky! - [Alien Chuckling] 266 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:49,025 - [Tom] What's happening to him? - Now the fun begins. 267 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:53,404 Testing. Testing. Testing. [Distorted Voice] Testing. Testing. Testing. 268 00:17:53,489 --> 00:17:55,990 Testing. [Laughs] 269 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:02,455 Humanoid subjects, we are the Zirkonian species. 270 00:18:02,539 --> 00:18:06,501 And we hereby claim your luscious planet as our own. 271 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:12,006 - [Tom] Wha— Wha— - You have the choice of eternal enslavement or... 272 00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,009 Whoa! Whoa! 273 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,053 Instantaneous death. 274 00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,180 - Run? - I'm good with run. 275 00:18:19,264 --> 00:18:23,518 - [Jake, Tom Grunt] - You have chosen instantaneous death. 276 00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,520 [Alien] The human grubs are escaping. 277 00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:28,022 - It's locked. - Not from me. 278 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,195 - We're trapped. - Duck! 279 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,246 - [Grunts] - Unbelievable. 280 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,501 - Razor, go! - Yes, sir. 281 00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,878 [Razor Yelling] 282 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:56,342 - Hey, can I play too? - Oh, Hannah, thank God. Open. Hurry. 283 00:18:58,053 --> 00:18:59,720 Hurry. 284 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,974 [Screams] Creepy-crawly! 285 00:19:03,058 --> 00:19:05,810 No, no, no, no. Come back. Come back! 286 00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,854 - Take them down! - Look out! 287 00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,231 Hey, frog-face! 288 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,236 What's with all the noise? 289 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:18,197 - Open the window! - Open it. 290 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,241 You open it. No, you open it. 291 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,285 Hurry! Get them! Help! 292 00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,579 Someone, open it! 293 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,789 Come on. Right there. 294 00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,041 - Charge! - Hurry up! 295 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,128 Move, twin! 296 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:37,133 Everybody, downstairs now! 297 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:38,676 Why? Just move! 298 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,221 [Grunting] 299 00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:48,102 - [Grunts] - Creepy-crawlies. 300 00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:50,521 - Creepy. - Go, go, go, go, go! 301 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,565 Get down! Down! 302 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:53,941 - [Grunts] - [Grunts] 303 00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,990 - Pull! Pull! Pull! - I am! Hurry! - [Grunts] 304 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,538 Stupid remote control. Glorious commander, be careful. 305 00:20:07,664 --> 00:20:09,874 What's wrong with it? Fix it. Be careful! 306 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,252 [Panting] You a zombie? 307 00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:16,964 No. You? No. 308 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,674 Prove it. 309 00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:21,302 - What do you mean? - I mean prove it! 310 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:24,388 You-You wet the bed until you were 10. A zombie wouldn't know that. 311 00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:26,599 - [Lee] Here they come! - Look out! - Ugly humans, submit. 312 00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:30,478 Get the rope. [Grunting] 313 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:33,189 - Tie it off! - I'm trying. Push harder. 314 00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:35,316 - Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - [Screams] 315 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,110 She scratched me with her claws! 316 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:39,779 Sorry, sucker. 317 00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:42,323 [Lee] Whoa. He cut off her nails. 318 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,325 We gotta call 911. 319 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,085 - I can't get a signal. - Neither can I. 320 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,880 Mine's dead too. 321 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,424 - Those midget Martians must be jamming us. - Never a good sign. 322 00:21:00,550 --> 00:21:03,469 [Dial Tone] It's working! 323 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,723 There's no buttons. What is this thing? 324 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:11,435 It's a rotary phone. You spin it. 325 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,188 [Dialing Slowly] 326 00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:21,862 What happened up there? Was "get them" not clear enough? 327 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:24,740 Someone was obviously distracted. 328 00:21:24,825 --> 00:21:27,076 I was following the plan. 329 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,078 You were playing with your little toy. 330 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:32,498 This is a deadly weapon! It is. No. These are deadly weapons. 331 00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:36,794 Listen on yourselves. This is why we lost success on our mission previous. 332 00:21:36,878 --> 00:21:39,672 Not looking to blame throw, but that one was Razor's fault. 333 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:44,343 - What? You were the one— - If we lose success this time, I lose my command. 334 00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:46,429 Now, you're going to learn to work together... 335 00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,724 or we will together end up shoveling manure back in Sector 7. 336 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,809 We won't let you down, sir. 337 00:21:51,893 --> 00:21:54,312 Let's go enslave some humans! 338 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:58,691 Actually, uh, about that, I'm sure enslaving is plenty of fun. 339 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,776 But why the hu-mans? What? 340 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,987 They don't seem that bad. Aw. Rookie. 341 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,281 Oh, "they don't seem that bad." 342 00:22:05,407 --> 00:22:08,909 Funny. That's what our engineer previous said. Engineer previous? 343 00:22:08,994 --> 00:22:12,580 Right before the creature that was "not that bad" ate him! 344 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:15,124 [Groans] The humans are vicious. 345 00:22:15,208 --> 00:22:18,753 Peace is not an option. 346 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,131 [Ringing] [Slurping] 347 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:24,967 [Ringing Continues] Sheriff here. 348 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,428 Uh, th-there's an alien invasion at our rental house. 349 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:31,057 - Knee-high beings. Very violent. - Knee-high. Like a hobbit? 350 00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:33,184 No. Real. Look, I know this sounds crazy, 351 00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:36,228 but you gotta understand— Okay, yeah, listen, son. 352 00:22:36,313 --> 00:22:40,358 You do know making a fraudulent complaint is a federal offense. It's punishable— 353 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,360 [Line Clicks] Hello? 354 00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,570 [Electricity Zaps] Hmm. 355 00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:47,740 Decent technique... for a female. 356 00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:49,116 [Groans] [Grunts] 357 00:22:49,242 --> 00:22:50,451 How's that technique? [Chuckles] 358 00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:52,870 - Hello? - [Dial Tone] 359 00:22:52,954 --> 00:22:55,456 We gotta tell our parents. [Thud] 360 00:22:57,459 --> 00:23:00,336 [Thumping] 361 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:17,812 [Hannah Screams] 362 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:23,109 Think he's still an alien zombie? 363 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:30,991 - You are useless. - [Hannah Whimpers] 364 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:34,412 Why aren't the mind-control plugs working? You're the engineer. 365 00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:36,664 Figure it out. Hurry up. Hurry up. 366 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:38,707 Hurry up. Hurry up. Fix it! [Grunts] 367 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:41,293 Fix it. Fix it now, you idiot. He's not talking to us, right? 368 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:45,548 I think he's picking up their conversation. They had, like, a Bluetooth. 369 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,758 What do you mean their hormone levels are too unstable? 370 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,802 Are you telling me the plugs only work on mature subjects? 371 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:52,179 Why did we not plan for this? 372 00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:54,348 You have failed me, you incompetent piece of... 373 00:23:54,433 --> 00:23:56,976 - Deck. - Translation not available. 374 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:01,021 These humans will pay! 375 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,943 [Body Hits Ground] Did you hear that? 376 00:24:06,027 --> 00:24:08,070 Yeah. Sounds like Ricky landed on his face. 377 00:24:08,155 --> 00:24:11,866 No. Those things they shot at us, they-re-they're mind-control plugs. 378 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:15,578 They won't work on kids. It's like you said. We're wired differently. 379 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,080 Wha-What about Ricky? It tagged him and he's Bethany's age. 380 00:24:18,165 --> 00:24:20,499 No. He lied. The tool's in college. 381 00:24:20,584 --> 00:24:22,460 So if their plugs don't work on kids— 382 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,503 That means we're safe. It means we can fight 'em. 383 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,965 It means they'll go after our parents. They're walking targets. 384 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,092 We got to tell 'em. Now. 385 00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,511 Whoa, whoa. Wait. Think. 386 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:36,140 If our parents even go near those things, they'll get zapped and end up zombies. 387 00:24:36,224 --> 00:24:38,434 Our own parents will attack us. 388 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:42,313 We need the police and their hard-core firepower. Oh, armed zombies. Even better. 389 00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:47,151 - We're done. Game over. - Game over for the grown-ups. But we can still fight back. 390 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,987 So you expect us to stop an alien invasion on our own? 391 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:53,073 He's right. We're the only option. 392 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,159 But we can't tell anyone. 393 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,912 No police, no parents, no exceptions. 394 00:24:58,038 --> 00:25:00,247 Got it? Hannah? 395 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,960 They're up in the attic right now, little aliens. 396 00:25:05,045 --> 00:25:10,216 They're loud and scary and really mean. 397 00:25:10,300 --> 00:25:14,595 - Han, there's no such things as aliens. - Yes, there is. I saw them. 398 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:18,182 They smashed the skylight and tried to break the attic stairs. 399 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:22,144 Well, let's hope not for your sake. We put a huge deposit on this place. 400 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,480 So you boys better keep it in one piece. 401 00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:26,815 - You heard her, Tom. No more trouble. - It was just a video game. 402 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:30,528 We shouldn't have let her watch. It's rated "T" for "Teen." It's teen violence. 403 00:25:30,612 --> 00:25:34,448 Tommy, I'm scared. I don't like the mean aliens. 404 00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:39,537 Don't worry, Han. Just pretend it's a big game, a game that we're gonna win. 405 00:25:39,621 --> 00:25:43,207 - Just think about how little they are. - Little and deadly. 406 00:25:43,291 --> 00:25:46,126 - [Art] What do we do now? - We figure out their weakness. 407 00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:49,338 They flew here from another galaxy. You really think they have a weakness? 408 00:25:49,422 --> 00:25:52,550 First rule of the warrior code— 409 00:25:52,634 --> 00:25:54,593 All enemies have a weakness. 410 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:58,347 Sparks, why isn't my locator map up and running? 411 00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:01,350 I told you. I need parts to repair it. You're not helping— 412 00:26:01,476 --> 00:26:03,102 [Electrical Surge] [Yells] 413 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:10,192 - Aha! Even on Earth, the male is dominant. - Ah. 414 00:26:10,318 --> 00:26:12,736 [Grunting] [Tazer] Aha. Oh. 415 00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:15,823 - Wait. - Ah. But the female always wins. 416 00:26:15,907 --> 00:26:18,033 What the... 417 00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:21,453 By the rings of Zirkon. 418 00:26:21,538 --> 00:26:23,747 Huh? That makes no sense. 419 00:26:23,832 --> 00:26:27,251 They were fighting. Now their lips are hugging? 420 00:26:27,377 --> 00:26:29,295 I would never. Never. 421 00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,672 Ne-ver. Oh, I'm sorry. 422 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:34,550 Can I get you anything? A cold drink? Some snacks? Hmm? 423 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:38,220 Or would you rather help me invade a planet? [Grunts] 424 00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:43,851 All right, recon's my specialty. I'm going up. 425 00:26:50,942 --> 00:26:54,903 - I'm coming with you. - Tom, be careful. 426 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:01,702 [Squeaking] Enemy... apprehended. 427 00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:05,789 - [Clears Throat] I'll interrogate. - Ah! 428 00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:09,001 [Crunching] [Rat Squeaks] 429 00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,545 - [Belches] - [Both Groan] 430 00:27:11,671 --> 00:27:14,798 Ah. Disgusting. What? Seriously, what? 431 00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,800 Locator activated, sir. 432 00:27:16,885 --> 00:27:19,303 Excellent. Target the objective. 433 00:27:19,387 --> 00:27:22,139 Zoom in. Zoom. 434 00:27:22,223 --> 00:27:26,268 Zoom. Zoom, zoom, zoom. 435 00:27:26,353 --> 00:27:31,440 - [Sparks] You don't have to keep saying "zoom." - Zoom. Zoom. 436 00:27:31,524 --> 00:27:33,442 And... rotate. 437 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,944 [Tom] I think they're after something in the house. 438 00:27:36,071 --> 00:27:38,280 Let me get a better look. Stop. 439 00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:43,160 - [Yells, Grunts] - Rotate. Ah. The basement. 440 00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:46,038 - Tom, help me! - Ah. 441 00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:49,708 [Both Yelling] 442 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:53,003 - That must have hurt. - [Groans] 443 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:55,714 Basement. We gotta get to the basement. 444 00:27:55,799 --> 00:27:57,675 Ricky? 445 00:27:57,759 --> 00:27:59,677 Ricky! 446 00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:03,263 Oh. Hey, guys, wait. Have you guys seen Ricky? 447 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,558 Uh, pretty sure he's still hanging around here somewhere. 448 00:28:06,685 --> 00:28:09,103 Actually, Beth, uh— He didn't leave, did he? 449 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:12,314 No, no. He, um— He told us he was heading back to the lake, 450 00:28:12,399 --> 00:28:15,234 uh, to, bronze up his rock-hard abs. 451 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:17,528 Yeah, he wants you to meet him there. Wait. 452 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:20,239 What did you guys talk about on the roof? 453 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:22,241 Did he say anything about me? 454 00:28:22,325 --> 00:28:25,327 No. No, no. He— He talked about his car. 455 00:28:25,412 --> 00:28:29,206 And, um— But pre-pretty much just his car. 456 00:28:29,290 --> 00:28:31,542 Um, but you should hit the lake so he doesn't think you're blowing him off. 457 00:28:31,668 --> 00:28:34,670 Yeah, the lake. Over there. It's probably good there. 458 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,344 I'm telling you, their map led down here. You positive? 459 00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:45,931 Shh. You hear that? Rice Krispies. 460 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:49,351 [Popping, Crackling] 461 00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:53,480 [Popping, Crackling Continue] 462 00:28:59,154 --> 00:29:01,905 [Crackling] What is that? 463 00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,616 [Crackling Continues] 464 00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,120 It's them. 465 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:12,958 Something down here's setting it off. 466 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:27,765 Well, whatever it is, we can't let 'em get to it. 467 00:29:27,849 --> 00:29:30,350 Everyone, gear up. We move on my command. 468 00:29:30,435 --> 00:29:32,519 Now, just hold on. 469 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:36,607 If we run up there with a bunch of random junk, we're gonna get creamed. 470 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:39,026 We can make something better. 471 00:29:39,110 --> 00:29:41,278 We're in the middle of a battle, and you wanna play science fair? 472 00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,531 No way. We're going back in now... 473 00:29:44,616 --> 00:29:47,034 before our parents end up as alien zombies. 474 00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:49,411 You're not thinking. We need a plan. 475 00:29:49,537 --> 00:29:52,372 I already have a great idea for a weapon. Really? 476 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,792 [Chuckles] Let's go. 477 00:29:54,876 --> 00:29:56,877 Now. 478 00:30:03,885 --> 00:30:05,552 Hannah, hand me that tape. 479 00:30:06,638 --> 00:30:08,514 What's up, Nate? [Lee] Hey, guys! 480 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,557 [Art] Hey, Nana! Who wants a treat? 481 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:15,562 [Laughs] Whoo. That's a lot of tools to try to fix the TV. 482 00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:28,617 [Thumping] 483 00:30:28,701 --> 00:30:31,495 They're busting through. The warrior code says strike first. 484 00:30:31,579 --> 00:30:34,873 Art, cover me. With the rake? 485 00:30:39,963 --> 00:30:44,299 [Yelling] 486 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:47,970 How do you feel now? Suckers! 487 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,098 Mission accomplished. 488 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:58,689 Oh, God. 489 00:30:58,773 --> 00:31:00,065 - Oh— - Crud. 490 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:05,320 [Laughs] It's a dud. 491 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:07,281 [Whirring] 492 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:10,158 What the— Whoa! 493 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,369 - Whoa! What's happening? - Why are we floating? 494 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:15,581 They turned off the gravity, like in Halo. 495 00:31:15,665 --> 00:31:19,710 This isn't Xbox, Lee. It's real. Like Wii. 496 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:23,714 [Lee] Now what are we gonna do? [Art] I don't know. 497 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,842 Stay behind me. 498 00:31:26,926 --> 00:31:30,304 - No! Don't! Don't! - [Lee] There's no gravity. 499 00:31:34,684 --> 00:31:37,352 Hello, hu-mans. [Laughs] 500 00:31:37,437 --> 00:31:40,105 Enjoying the ride? 501 00:31:40,189 --> 00:31:42,190 [Grunts, Yells] 502 00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:45,110 [Art] They have gravity boots. 503 00:31:45,194 --> 00:31:47,821 - [Lee] Why don't we have gravity boots? - "They have gravity boots." 504 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:51,199 [Jake] The door! Stop 'em! Use your weapon, Tom! 505 00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:53,493 - Bring it, meat sack. - [Jake] Today! 506 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:59,207 A potato gun? That's your big idea? 507 00:31:59,292 --> 00:32:03,128 - My plan is working. - My plan. You mean my plan. 508 00:32:05,131 --> 00:32:07,049 Hurry, Tommy! 509 00:32:12,513 --> 00:32:14,556 Oh! 510 00:32:16,893 --> 00:32:19,227 [Grunts, Coughing] 511 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,648 [Coughing Continues] 512 00:32:24,734 --> 00:32:26,068 Ooh. [Yelps] 513 00:32:26,152 --> 00:32:29,613 - [Coughing] You okay? - I'm fine. The door. 514 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,615 On it. 515 00:32:31,699 --> 00:32:33,867 Jake, get the grenade! 516 00:32:36,537 --> 00:32:38,997 - Ah. - Hurry! 517 00:32:42,710 --> 00:32:45,212 Quick! Toss it here! 518 00:32:48,466 --> 00:32:51,009 - What? [Yells, Grunts] - Oh! 519 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:55,764 [Screams] Sock Monkey. 520 00:32:55,848 --> 00:32:58,308 Oh! Ha! 521 00:32:58,393 --> 00:33:00,435 You little— 522 00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,104 Quick! Get 'em! 523 00:33:02,230 --> 00:33:03,772 Go! [Grunts] 524 00:33:03,856 --> 00:33:06,650 - [Art] Shoot him! Shoot him! - [Lee] Go, go, go! 525 00:33:06,734 --> 00:33:10,028 - [Art] Shoot him! - Ouch! Ow! Ouch again! 526 00:33:10,113 --> 00:33:12,614 - Buttocks on fire! - [Panting] 527 00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:17,119 Whoa. That's the thing they used to control Ricky. 528 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:20,163 - Whoa! - [Beeps] 529 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:23,625 Oh, cool. Let me see it. Oh, nice action on the toggles. 530 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:28,630 Wait. What are these? Give it back. Let me see. 531 00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:31,883 - I picked it up first. - [Back Cracks] - Give it back. 532 00:33:32,010 --> 00:33:34,386 It's mine. Hey, hey, hey, guys. This is not a toy. It's real. 533 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,430 [Thud] 534 00:33:41,436 --> 00:33:43,603 - [Jake] Ricky? - Yep. 535 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:45,772 Get him before somebody finds him. I'll stand alien watch. 536 00:33:57,285 --> 00:33:59,870 I'm sure that'll buff right out. [Laughs] 537 00:33:59,954 --> 00:34:02,205 Wonder where he went. 538 00:34:02,331 --> 00:34:05,167 Oh, I'll find him. [Beeps, Whirring] 539 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:09,504 Whoa. 540 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:12,841 [Chuckling] 541 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:21,183 Cool. So these move him. And these... operate the arms. 542 00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,816 - Talk about the ultimate Game Boy. - [Slapping] 543 00:34:31,694 --> 00:34:35,322 - [Laughing] - What does that big button do? 544 00:34:40,453 --> 00:34:43,872 Whoa! What the— 545 00:34:43,956 --> 00:34:46,833 My car! [Beeps] 546 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:50,253 That would be the on-and-off button. 547 00:34:50,338 --> 00:34:52,798 - Press it again. - [Beeps] 548 00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:54,674 Car! 549 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:59,346 Who did this to my car? You did, you giant idiot. 550 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,056 [Beeps] [Bethany] Ricky! 551 00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:05,268 - Where have you been? - [Beeps] 552 00:35:05,353 --> 00:35:08,438 Oh, shut up, you little b— Bethany. 553 00:35:08,523 --> 00:35:10,816 - What? - Ah! 554 00:35:10,900 --> 00:35:14,152 - Why are you hitting me? - Why are you being such a jerk? 555 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,655 - Huh? - Revenge is so sweet. 556 00:35:16,739 --> 00:35:19,449 I just spent the last hour walking around the lake. Where were you? 557 00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:22,911 - Uh— l— - That's what I thought. 558 00:35:23,037 --> 00:35:25,455 No. L-I don't know. [Laughs] 559 00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:27,457 Want me to bring him back? Babe, please don't be mad at me. 560 00:35:27,583 --> 00:35:30,043 [Bethany] Did your brain fall out of your head? Let him suffer. 561 00:35:40,638 --> 00:35:44,015 Where's Ricky? Taken prisoner by the aliens? 562 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:47,561 No. Worse. My sister. 563 00:35:48,855 --> 00:35:51,064 Any action up here? 564 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:54,568 It's been quiet. Too quiet. 565 00:35:54,652 --> 00:35:58,530 [Thumping] [Skip] No talking in here. Got it? 566 00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:03,451 What are they doing in the vents? 567 00:36:03,578 --> 00:36:07,581 Their map. That's how they'll get to the basement. What do we do? 568 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,797 I hope this works, Einstein. 569 00:36:15,882 --> 00:36:19,843 I didn't get to thank you for pulling me to safety back there, 570 00:36:19,927 --> 00:36:21,845 because I didn't need you to. 571 00:36:21,971 --> 00:36:24,347 Uh, that doesn't make sense. I don't like you. 572 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:26,433 Shh. Stop talking. Good to know. Okay. 573 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:32,022 [Grunts] Hmm? 574 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:34,316 Hmm. Sweating? 575 00:36:36,194 --> 00:36:38,236 [Sizzles] [Grunts] Hot! Ah! 576 00:36:38,321 --> 00:36:41,072 Hot! Hot! Hotter! Run! 577 00:36:41,157 --> 00:36:43,200 [All Yelling] 578 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:46,161 Fall back! Fall back! Ouch! Ouch! 579 00:36:46,245 --> 00:36:48,121 [All Yelling] 580 00:36:48,247 --> 00:36:50,290 Sounds like they're mad. [Yelling] 581 00:36:50,374 --> 00:36:52,918 Nice job. I think it's working. 582 00:36:53,002 --> 00:36:55,086 [Stuart] Kids, get down here right now! 583 00:36:58,132 --> 00:37:00,175 Who turned on the heat? 584 00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,344 I did. Um, we need that on. 585 00:37:02,428 --> 00:37:04,262 Are you crazy? It's July. 586 00:37:04,388 --> 00:37:07,390 Yeah, but it's... it's freezing in here. Ooh, yeah. Ooh, Arctic. 587 00:37:07,475 --> 00:37:09,809 Yeah. I think Hannah's coming down with something. 588 00:37:09,894 --> 00:37:12,145 [Coughing] 589 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,189 What's going on? 590 00:37:14,273 --> 00:37:18,026 We're fighting aliens. I'm pretending it's pretend. 591 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:20,403 I mean, it is pretend. 592 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:24,658 Okay, but I'm not pretending, so don't touch the thermostat. 593 00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:27,744 Tom, I'm not playing around. Neither am I. 594 00:37:27,828 --> 00:37:30,956 Tom, I'm not kidding. You wanna spend the rest of the week in your room? 595 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,124 Why can't you at least trust there's a reason I'm doing this? 596 00:37:33,209 --> 00:37:35,669 A reason why you're blasting the furnace on summer vacation? 597 00:37:35,795 --> 00:37:37,587 Yes. A reason why you shot your sister's boyfriend? 598 00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:40,465 - Yes. - A reason why you're talking back, giving me attitude? 599 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:44,552 Failing your classes? So that's what this is about? 600 00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,515 I failed them on purpose. 601 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:50,600 Yeah, I tanked my grades, okay? 602 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,727 I'm tired of getting picked on because I'm a brainiac. 603 00:37:52,812 --> 00:37:54,729 I was a brainiac. It worked for me. 604 00:37:54,814 --> 00:37:58,358 I don't wanna be like you. I wanna be cool. 605 00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,616 Don't touch the thermostat. 606 00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:13,707 Is that true? You really fail on purpose? 607 00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:16,334 Nobody likes a mathlete. 608 00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:18,878 Man, we can't fight these things with our parents around. 609 00:38:18,963 --> 00:38:21,298 We can’t just get rid of 'em. 610 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:25,385 Maybe we can. Here's what I want you to do. 611 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,351 Send it. 612 00:38:34,895 --> 00:38:38,732 I hate it when we fight. Aw, I can't fight someone as cute as you. 613 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:40,692 Well, I'm glad we made up. 614 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:43,570 Well, it's not an official make-up without the make-up kiss. 615 00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:47,157 Easy. My family's up there. And your family's crazy about me. 616 00:38:47,283 --> 00:38:49,909 What about you? Well, you know I like you. 617 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:52,329 And we have the whole summer ahead of us. 618 00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:55,040 Maybe we don't have to go so fast. 619 00:38:55,124 --> 00:38:57,250 What? What? 620 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,045 [Screams] 621 00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:06,009 Is that a "no"? 622 00:39:06,093 --> 00:39:11,848 Ricky! 623 00:39:13,642 --> 00:39:16,186 Careful. Don't break him. Ricky! 624 00:39:16,270 --> 00:39:18,813 Better grab his shirt. Ricky! 625 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:23,401 [Lee] Still no sign of 'em. 626 00:39:26,947 --> 00:39:30,241 Where are they? Two options. 627 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:33,953 We're dealing with a retreat or a surprise attack. 628 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:41,211 [Laughs, Snarls] 629 00:39:41,295 --> 00:39:43,963 - [Gasps] - Surprise attack. 630 00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:52,972 Hey, where's Tom? I thought he was gonna help you. 631 00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,809 So did I. [Ricky] Bad news. 632 00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:58,186 The leasing office called. 633 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:01,314 They need you to go back there before they close for the holidays. 634 00:40:01,399 --> 00:40:04,359 - Really? - Problem with the contract. 635 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:06,736 They insisted. 636 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,072 Ricky, are you okay? 637 00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:11,741 Oh, um— Um— 638 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:14,411 - Just allergies, Mr. P. - Just allergies, Mr. P. 639 00:40:14,495 --> 00:40:17,122 But they did say it's urgent. 640 00:40:17,248 --> 00:40:20,667 Urgent? Ah. Okay, I'll call and I'll sort this out. 641 00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:23,545 That's so weird. 642 00:40:26,173 --> 00:40:30,468 Oh, this is weird, Stu. I think the phone's dead. 643 00:40:33,097 --> 00:40:35,181 Did they just cut off our power? 644 00:40:35,266 --> 00:40:37,642 Oh, they are gonna hear about it from me. 645 00:40:37,726 --> 00:40:40,687 Let's go. We are going down there right now. 646 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,231 Hey, guys, uh, we can use some more beer, some chips. 647 00:40:43,315 --> 00:40:45,942 Why don't you run to the grocery store? I'll fire up the grill. 648 00:40:46,026 --> 00:40:49,028 - And watch the kids? - Okay, whatever. [Chuckles] 649 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:51,406 - No. - No. 650 00:40:51,490 --> 00:40:54,701 I mean, you all have to go. 651 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:58,037 They said all your names are on the lease. [Ricky Repeating Tom] 652 00:40:59,582 --> 00:41:01,875 - I'll look after the kids. - I don't know if that’s a good idea. 653 00:41:01,959 --> 00:41:04,586 [Nina] No. That'd be... Well, l— I guess I could drive. 654 00:41:04,670 --> 00:41:06,671 Oh. Um— Okay. 655 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:09,382 - Okay. - Oh, and, Mr. P, 656 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:12,385 while you're out, can you get me some adult diapers? 657 00:41:12,511 --> 00:41:15,054 Mine are almost full. Mine are almost full. 658 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:19,851 That is a bad allergy. Oof. 659 00:41:19,935 --> 00:41:22,020 [Ricky] Super absorbent. 660 00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:28,443 Look. Alien death mist. Don't breathe. 661 00:41:28,527 --> 00:41:31,237 - Put him on "pause." - [Beeps] 662 00:41:31,322 --> 00:41:33,781 [Grunts] 663 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:38,161 Happy Fourth of July, space maggots. 664 00:41:38,245 --> 00:41:40,163 Jake, there's smoke in the vents. 665 00:41:40,247 --> 00:41:43,208 It's me. We have unfriendlies on the move. I tracked them down and held 'em off. 666 00:41:43,292 --> 00:41:44,667 - Nice. - Parents? 667 00:41:44,752 --> 00:41:46,836 - Gone. - Nice. 668 00:41:46,921 --> 00:41:48,922 Now we can take it up a notch. 669 00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,050 [Firecracker Lands] [Explosion] 670 00:41:52,134 --> 00:41:54,844 [Aliens Screaming, Shouting] 671 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:57,805 This could get ugly. Hannah, go hide. 672 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:01,643 Yeah. Seek safety. Not you. 673 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,856 Incoming! Duck! 674 00:42:06,941 --> 00:42:08,858 [All Shouting] 675 00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,944 [Jake] Sayonara, suckers! 676 00:42:12,363 --> 00:42:14,447 Oh— Crud. 677 00:42:15,407 --> 00:42:18,326 [Screaming, Shouting] 678 00:42:18,452 --> 00:42:21,704 My arm! My head! They got me! 679 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:26,000 [Footsteps Running] Go, go, go, go! 680 00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:30,421 [Groaning] I'm starting to see why the last engineer... 681 00:42:30,506 --> 00:42:32,840 [Screams] [Thud] 682 00:42:46,814 --> 00:42:50,650 - [Screaming] - [Screaming] 683 00:42:51,777 --> 00:42:55,113 - [Groans] - [Panting] 684 00:42:55,197 --> 00:42:57,699 I see you've booby-trapped your room. 685 00:42:57,783 --> 00:43:00,118 Got it. Got it. Ooh! Don't got it! 686 00:43:01,328 --> 00:43:05,039 Ingenious human snare. 687 00:43:07,126 --> 00:43:08,876 [Grunts] 688 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:12,338 Ow. [Grunts] 689 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:14,632 [Laughs] 690 00:43:15,968 --> 00:43:20,346 - [Slams Drum] - Oh, wow. I thought I was clumsy. 691 00:43:23,350 --> 00:43:26,060 It's okay. Don't worry. I come in peace. 692 00:43:26,145 --> 00:43:28,938 It's okay. I'll help you. 693 00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,110 Don't worry. Trust me. It's okay. 694 00:43:34,194 --> 00:43:36,404 [Sighs] 695 00:43:36,530 --> 00:43:38,698 Oh. Ow. Oh. 696 00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:40,908 You've got a boo-boo. Don't move. 697 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,417 Oh. 698 00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:52,170 Okay? Thank you. 699 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:56,174 Tazer. Razor. 700 00:43:56,258 --> 00:43:59,135 Sparks. Sparks! 701 00:43:59,219 --> 00:44:02,472 [Groans] He's critical to mission. 702 00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:05,767 [Tones Sounding] 703 00:44:05,893 --> 00:44:08,436 Nice sounds. It's music. 704 00:44:08,562 --> 00:44:12,231 [Slides Over All Keys] Ooh, music. I try? 705 00:44:12,316 --> 00:44:14,734 Sure. 706 00:44:14,818 --> 00:44:18,821 [Rock And Roll] 707 00:44:33,587 --> 00:44:35,254 Yeah! 708 00:44:40,094 --> 00:44:44,764 We've definitely slowed 'em down, but those buggers adapt fast. 709 00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,642 We need to pull out the big guns. 710 00:44:49,603 --> 00:44:52,230 Black Cat Whistler or Fire Dragon? 711 00:44:53,607 --> 00:44:56,484 How about not burning down the house? 712 00:44:56,568 --> 00:44:59,112 [Hannah, Sparks Laughing] 713 00:45:01,323 --> 00:45:04,450 [Sparks Chattering, Gasps] 714 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:06,577 [Jake] He's armed! Enemy armed! 715 00:45:06,662 --> 00:45:09,288 Hannah, step away from the alien. 716 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:14,794 No! Leave him alone! He's my friend. 717 00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,130 He was just holding a ray gun to your head. 718 00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,549 It's my bubble blower. He fixed it for me. 719 00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:23,344 He's not like the others. Look. 720 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:27,265 First sign of aggression, I'm taking him out... 721 00:45:27,349 --> 00:45:28,933 with extreme prejudice. 722 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:31,811 I don't have training for this. No training. 723 00:45:31,895 --> 00:45:34,981 - It's okay, Mr. Snuggle Lump. - Snuggle Lump? 724 00:45:35,107 --> 00:45:38,025 Yeah, that's what I named him. My name Sparks. 725 00:45:38,110 --> 00:45:41,612 - He's not your pet, Hannah. He's a freakin' alien. - [Shudders] 726 00:45:41,697 --> 00:45:44,157 He's my alien. 727 00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:46,576 Hi. [Gasps] 728 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,327 Aw. 729 00:45:49,997 --> 00:45:52,165 I mean— [Groans] 730 00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:53,833 Maybe she's right. 731 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:57,670 I mean, look at his belt. I think those are tools. 732 00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:02,425 Hey, it's okay, buddy. We just want to talk to you. 733 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,011 Come on, Snugs. 734 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:06,888 Back up. 735 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,525 Uh— Oh. 736 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:26,741 Watch. [Hum Resonating] 737 00:46:29,119 --> 00:46:32,121 [Laughs] 738 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:36,250 - [Lee] Awesome. - [Art] How does he do that? 739 00:46:36,335 --> 00:46:38,669 [Laughter Continues] 740 00:46:42,549 --> 00:46:44,884 [Groaning] 741 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,563 What the heck was that? 742 00:46:57,648 --> 00:47:00,358 Talking about feelings comes with the territory when you have a girlfriend. 743 00:47:00,442 --> 00:47:03,653 There is no loophole for that one! 744 00:47:03,737 --> 00:47:05,738 Okay. Okay, I get it. 745 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:10,076 You're not gonna talk when I'm yelling. I'm sorry. It's not mature of me to shout. 746 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:17,375 Look, I am so, so happy being your girlfriend. 747 00:47:17,459 --> 00:47:21,128 But if you really care about me the way that I care about you, 748 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:24,257 then it shouldn't be a problem to give me the time that I need. 749 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,261 Maybe you need to think about it. 750 00:47:28,345 --> 00:47:33,266 And I can respect that. Okay? Take all the time that you want. 751 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:37,270 [Exhales] I'll be here, ready to talk. 752 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,400 With you. 753 00:47:45,529 --> 00:47:47,738 [Scoffs] 754 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:49,740 So-So that's how it is? 755 00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:53,911 I'm getting the silent treatment? Who is in high school now? 756 00:47:55,163 --> 00:47:57,123 [Slams] 757 00:47:58,458 --> 00:48:01,043 - Whoa. Whoa. - Why are you trying to kill us? 758 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:03,504 - What's the invasion plan? - [Jake] What's your weakness? 759 00:48:03,630 --> 00:48:05,006 Water? Earth germs? 760 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:06,924 - Women? - Are there more of you coming? 761 00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,176 - [Jake] We need the information. - L— 762 00:48:09,261 --> 00:48:11,137 Guys, don't be mean. 763 00:48:11,221 --> 00:48:13,097 Han, we have to interrogate him. 764 00:48:13,181 --> 00:48:15,600 Do you want the world to end? Do ya? 765 00:48:16,768 --> 00:48:18,603 No. 766 00:48:22,357 --> 00:48:23,941 [Blows] 767 00:48:24,026 --> 00:48:25,818 [All] Whoa. 768 00:48:25,903 --> 00:48:28,237 House here. Mission objective here. 769 00:48:28,322 --> 00:48:32,450 What you're after isn't in the basement. It's under the basement. 770 00:48:32,534 --> 00:48:34,744 - [Sparks] Yes. - What are you trying to steal from our planet? 771 00:48:34,828 --> 00:48:37,997 Who says it's from our planet? Look at that thing. It looks alien to me. 772 00:48:38,081 --> 00:48:40,207 It must be from their planet. 773 00:48:40,292 --> 00:48:43,252 - Mmm. [Gulps] - Yeah. Planet Fruitcake. 774 00:48:43,337 --> 00:48:46,339 - [Sparks Groans] - [Art] Whatever it is, it's huge. 775 00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:53,262 [Humming] 776 00:48:53,347 --> 00:48:55,348 Almost done. 777 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,602 [Tom] So, that's what's in the capsule? Ah. 778 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:02,855 Some kind of giant machine? 779 00:49:02,940 --> 00:49:05,399 Oh, great. A giant alien death machine. 780 00:49:05,525 --> 00:49:08,694 No one said anything about death. I doubt it's a photocopier. 781 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,198 Come on! We can't trust this four-armed freak. He's one of them. 782 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:14,575 He's not. 783 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:18,704 This guy doesn't fit in with the others. 784 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,670 He's... different. 785 00:49:25,754 --> 00:49:28,422 - Mmm. - Great. A geek alien. 786 00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:31,509 Jake, he's not a geek. 787 00:49:31,593 --> 00:49:34,053 It's better than a killer alien. 788 00:49:41,937 --> 00:49:43,896 [Bubbling] 789 00:49:51,697 --> 00:49:54,073 Mm-hmm. 790 00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,702 [Beeping] 791 00:49:57,786 --> 00:50:01,205 Buenas noches, wrinkles. 792 00:50:06,670 --> 00:50:09,255 [Stuart] Oh, this is ridiculous. 793 00:50:13,301 --> 00:50:15,761 [Sighs] Well, this sucks. 794 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:24,145 - Modified. - Whoa. 795 00:50:26,273 --> 00:50:27,732 Sweet. 796 00:50:28,942 --> 00:50:31,277 Sweet. [Siren Chirps] 797 00:50:31,361 --> 00:50:33,738 [Sparks Imitating Chirps] 798 00:50:33,822 --> 00:50:35,656 [Chirping] Sorry. Huh? 799 00:50:37,075 --> 00:50:38,743 [Siren Wails] 800 00:50:38,827 --> 00:50:41,537 - It's the po-po. Be cool. - Be cool? 801 00:50:41,621 --> 00:50:42,955 [Nana Knocking] Open up! 802 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,541 Oh, crap. We forgot about Nana. 803 00:50:45,667 --> 00:50:48,461 Open the door! Hold on. Hannah, quick. Hide your alien. 804 00:50:48,545 --> 00:50:50,629 Open the door now! Snugs. 805 00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,049 Get in! 806 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:55,009 Hold on a second. 807 00:50:55,093 --> 00:50:58,763 Children of my children, I request entry. 808 00:50:58,847 --> 00:51:01,390 I have candied sweets. 809 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,018 Don't open it. That's not Nana. 810 00:51:04,102 --> 00:51:06,729 Are you sure? 811 00:51:10,025 --> 00:51:13,402 - [Growls] - Yeah, I'm sure. 812 00:51:13,487 --> 00:51:17,782 Surrender Engineer Sparks now. 813 00:51:17,866 --> 00:51:20,451 - Nana— Nana— - Out of my way, Earth children! 814 00:51:20,577 --> 00:51:22,703 Move! Nana, don't make me hurt you. 815 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,580 Nana, uh— 816 00:51:24,664 --> 00:51:26,999 [Screams] 817 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,754 Ew! 818 00:51:31,838 --> 00:51:33,923 Return him to me. 819 00:51:34,007 --> 00:51:37,468 [Jake] Tom, do something! 820 00:51:39,221 --> 00:51:42,139 [Skip Gasps, Screams] 821 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:45,059 [Gasps] 822 00:51:45,143 --> 00:51:48,312 - Ew. Gross human. - [Doorbell Ringing] 823 00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:52,149 Someone's gotta get the door. 824 00:51:52,234 --> 00:51:55,486 - We can't let the cops in here. It's too dangerous. - Here's Nana! 825 00:51:55,612 --> 00:51:58,656 Hey! Leave my Nana alone! Silence, squeaky-voiced human child! 826 00:51:58,740 --> 00:52:01,033 [Gasps] 827 00:52:01,118 --> 00:52:03,035 I got Nana's controller! 828 00:52:04,246 --> 00:52:06,539 Free me! Free me, or face the consequence! 829 00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:11,001 In here. You don't trap me! I trap you! Why, you— 830 00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:15,214 Shake all you want. We own you. [Grunting] 831 00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,552 The suitcase! Go! 832 00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:23,389 [Karate Yell] 833 00:52:23,473 --> 00:52:24,974 Ha! You missed me. 834 00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:27,810 Stand still, Earth burgers! [Gasping] 835 00:52:27,894 --> 00:52:29,562 Ha! Got him! 836 00:52:29,646 --> 00:52:32,314 [Hannah] Don't let 'em take Snuggle Lump! 837 00:52:32,399 --> 00:52:34,441 [Lee] Art, wait! 838 00:52:34,526 --> 00:52:37,153 - [Tazer] Shoot him! Shoot the humans! - [Jake] Incoming! 839 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:40,447 - [Tazer] Shoot 'em up! - [Jake] Hit the deck! 840 00:52:41,616 --> 00:52:45,119 - You lose. - [Razor] Zirkon forever! 841 00:52:47,455 --> 00:52:50,249 I'm sorry, Hannah. I'm sorry. They got him. 842 00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:53,794 - Sweet, huh? - Very nice. 843 00:52:53,879 --> 00:52:56,255 This is the Creek Landing Sheriff's Department. 844 00:52:56,339 --> 00:53:00,134 Open this door at once, or I will begin forcible entry... 845 00:53:00,218 --> 00:53:02,094 in 10, nine, 846 00:53:02,220 --> 00:53:05,598 eight, seven, six... You guys get rid of the cop. I'm going after the aliens. 847 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:07,850 Five, four— 848 00:53:07,934 --> 00:53:10,895 - We can't leave him up here. - Two, one. 849 00:53:10,979 --> 00:53:14,523 I don't know how much you kids know about penal codes, 850 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:18,068 but making phone calls with the intent to annoy or harass is a serious offense. 851 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:21,947 It's called criminal mischief. And it could mean six months in jail. 852 00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:25,034 911 is for emergency calls only. 853 00:53:25,118 --> 00:53:29,121 - Any misuse of this system compromises this county's... - Oh, weapons. 854 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:32,374 Only line of defense, and that's me. 855 00:53:32,459 --> 00:53:34,585 Around here, I am the law. 856 00:53:34,669 --> 00:53:38,172 Literally, I'm the only one. My deputy's on maternity leave. 857 00:53:38,256 --> 00:53:41,508 Look, Sheriff, we told you we're sorry. It won't happen again. 858 00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:43,510 So, really, you can leave now. We'll be good. 859 00:53:43,595 --> 00:53:47,014 Oh, I can leave? Okay, we got the whole problem solved. 860 00:53:50,227 --> 00:53:52,436 Hey, what's that there? [Device Beeping] 861 00:53:52,520 --> 00:53:55,481 Squadron, come in. Come in. Do you have Sparks? 862 00:53:55,607 --> 00:53:59,026 No. Ah! Is there any job you two can't screw up? 863 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:01,862 [Groans] Come in! 864 00:54:01,947 --> 00:54:04,365 I'm sorry. I apologize. That was uncalled for. 865 00:54:04,449 --> 00:54:08,285 You're still trapped in that box, aren't you? Yes, I am. 866 00:54:08,370 --> 00:54:11,413 - Step aside, young man. - No need for that. 867 00:54:11,498 --> 00:54:16,085 It's just my sister's robot dog. It's sound activated. Right, Han? 868 00:54:16,169 --> 00:54:18,837 Right. It's not an alien. 869 00:54:18,922 --> 00:54:21,090 Mm-hmm. 870 00:54:21,174 --> 00:54:25,177 You know what? I'm gonna take a look inside that chest, so please step aside. 871 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:32,184 [Horn Honking] 872 00:54:36,982 --> 00:54:40,651 It's the po-po. Be cool. 873 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:45,281 One hour. We're gone one hour. What happened? What'd you kids do? 874 00:54:45,365 --> 00:54:47,741 Hi. Nina Pearson. Are you kids okay? 875 00:54:47,867 --> 00:54:50,119 Is everything okay? [Sheriff] No, ma'am. 876 00:54:50,203 --> 00:54:54,957 I'd say making a fraudulent call to 911 about an alien invasion is most definitely not okay. 877 00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:57,251 - You called 911? - [Nate] Come on, buddy. 878 00:54:57,335 --> 00:55:01,088 I'm sure you can let these kids off with a warning. Look at 'em. 879 00:55:01,172 --> 00:55:03,590 One, not your buddy. 880 00:55:03,675 --> 00:55:07,219 Two, notice that your vehicle is missing a front license plate. 881 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:10,556 - Three, how about I write you up a ticket? - How about you don't? 882 00:55:10,640 --> 00:55:12,683 Nate, stop talking. 883 00:55:12,767 --> 00:55:15,811 You people usually leave your children unsupervised like this? 884 00:55:15,895 --> 00:55:18,939 No. No, not at all. We had to go into town to the leasing office. 885 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:21,025 They shut our power off. 886 00:55:21,109 --> 00:55:23,360 [Sheriff] Looks all right to me. 887 00:55:23,445 --> 00:55:26,488 [Nina] Sheriff, I know this isn't something to be taken lightly, 888 00:55:26,573 --> 00:55:28,615 but honestly, they are really good kids. 889 00:55:28,700 --> 00:55:31,827 Why don't you stay and see for yourself? We're barbecuing. 890 00:55:31,911 --> 00:55:34,204 - Join us. - Mom— 891 00:55:34,289 --> 00:55:36,498 Thank you, ma'am. I'd like to, but I am on duty. 892 00:55:36,583 --> 00:55:40,878 Look. The kids made a big mistake. And I assure you, Tom will be punished. 893 00:55:40,962 --> 00:55:43,881 But my wife is right. We got plenty of great food. Why don't you stick around? 894 00:55:43,965 --> 00:55:47,551 I know you're on the job, but there's no law against a home-cooked meal. 895 00:55:47,635 --> 00:55:52,389 Got lots of hot dogs, hamburgers, steaks and— 896 00:55:52,474 --> 00:55:54,516 [Tazer] Hmm. 897 00:55:56,186 --> 00:55:57,853 Okay. 898 00:55:59,981 --> 00:56:02,483 [Growls] [Neck Muscles Crack] 899 00:56:02,567 --> 00:56:04,401 I have to admit, it has been a while. 900 00:56:04,486 --> 00:56:06,820 - All right. Arm successfully twisted. - [Stuart] Great. 901 00:56:06,905 --> 00:56:09,531 I guess an hour off won't kill anyone. 902 00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,784 - No. - [Laughs] 903 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:14,078 Gotcha. 904 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:15,871 Hey! Huh? [Grunts] 905 00:56:15,955 --> 00:56:18,332 [Laughs] Oh. 906 00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:20,292 What was that? 907 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,836 - What was what? - I don't know. I felt something. 908 00:56:22,921 --> 00:56:24,838 - Come on, everyone. Dinner. - Let me help you with the bags. 909 00:56:24,923 --> 00:56:26,799 Inside. I've got the desserts. 910 00:56:28,593 --> 00:56:32,304 [Grunting] 911 00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,807 - You're going down, punk! - You're going down, punk. 912 00:56:34,933 --> 00:56:36,850 I just said that. I just said that. 913 00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:39,937 - Stop that. - Stop that. 914 00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:41,647 [Laughs] 915 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:45,651 You've been punked. [Laughs] 916 00:56:48,321 --> 00:56:50,823 Hail Zirkonia. [Grunts] Ow! 917 00:56:55,578 --> 00:56:59,540 Okay, now hold on, Mom. I'm not following. Now, what happened? 918 00:56:59,624 --> 00:57:01,792 One moment I'm cleaning my chompers, 919 00:57:01,876 --> 00:57:05,087 and then the next thing you know, I'm down here. 920 00:57:05,171 --> 00:57:08,006 [Nina] You know, you're entitled to a few senior moments at your age. 921 00:57:08,091 --> 00:57:10,384 I'm sorry, sweetie. I forgot. Did you want cheese on your burger? 922 00:57:10,468 --> 00:57:14,888 No. I want to find whoever invented love and hack him apart with a machete. 923 00:57:17,851 --> 00:57:20,602 Boy trouble. That makes two of us. 924 00:57:20,687 --> 00:57:25,566 - I don't know what to do about this Tom situation. - We have a guest. Happy face. 925 00:57:25,650 --> 00:57:28,986 - Hey, Nate, where's Jake? - I have no idea. 926 00:57:29,070 --> 00:57:31,780 [Stuart] Well, dinner's almost ready. How about you track him down? 927 00:57:31,865 --> 00:57:35,701 Jake's an adult. If he wants to eat, he'll come down and get it. 928 00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,537 Oh, sorry. That will raise welts. 929 00:57:38,663 --> 00:57:42,541 Excuse us. No. Pardon me. Oops. Watch your head. 930 00:57:42,625 --> 00:57:44,334 Mmm-mmm-mm. 931 00:57:44,419 --> 00:57:47,129 I tell you, there's nothing more American than a charred chunk of meat... 932 00:57:47,213 --> 00:57:49,089 hittin' your stomach. [All Chuckle] 933 00:57:49,215 --> 00:57:51,133 I bought the pickles. Oh, really? 934 00:57:51,217 --> 00:57:55,179 If you think a dill spear is gonna get you out of that ticket, it's a no-go, mister. 935 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:57,723 [Skip Growling] 936 00:58:00,768 --> 00:58:03,061 [Grunting] 937 00:58:04,314 --> 00:58:06,565 Uh— 938 00:58:07,775 --> 00:58:09,693 My stomach. I'm starving. 939 00:58:09,777 --> 00:58:12,779 - [Art] Any word from Jake? - Still no signal. 940 00:58:12,864 --> 00:58:14,990 - Where is he? - Hey, boys. None of that at the table. 941 00:58:15,074 --> 00:58:18,744 Right, Nate? They're playing with their phones. 942 00:58:18,828 --> 00:58:21,413 [Stuart] Oh, yeah. Slap it on. 943 00:58:25,376 --> 00:58:29,129 Hey, Hannah, did you eat all the hot dogs? 944 00:58:29,214 --> 00:58:31,340 No. [Sparks Belches] 945 00:58:31,424 --> 00:58:33,592 I mean, yes. 946 00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:39,348 [Sheriff] Gotta tell ya, this sure beats eating ramen noodles in my squad car... 947 00:58:39,432 --> 00:58:42,226 every day by myself. [Growls] 948 00:58:43,853 --> 00:58:46,104 [Tazer] Comfortable up there, Earth boy? 949 00:58:46,231 --> 00:58:48,607 [Razor] Hope so. Enjoy some dirt in your face. 950 00:58:48,691 --> 00:58:50,901 [Muffled] Help! 951 00:58:53,196 --> 00:58:55,948 Attention, all. Resistance is futile. Give me what I need. 952 00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:58,784 Oh, baby. I knew you'd come back. 953 00:58:58,868 --> 00:59:00,744 Step aside, hormonal female. 954 00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:03,121 Wait. You're calling me hormonal? 955 00:59:03,206 --> 00:59:06,208 Back away. You are irrelevant to my mission. 956 00:59:06,292 --> 00:59:07,960 Irrelevant? 957 00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:11,338 I don't care how old you are. You can't talk to me like that! 958 00:59:11,422 --> 00:59:13,757 What is going on? 959 00:59:13,841 --> 00:59:15,425 Teen drama. L-I think. 960 00:59:15,510 --> 00:59:17,844 It is teen drama, right, Ricky? 961 00:59:17,929 --> 00:59:19,763 - Snuggles! - [Lee] Turn him off. 962 00:59:19,847 --> 00:59:22,558 - It's not me. - [Hannah] Snuggles! 963 00:59:22,642 --> 00:59:25,811 - Let's move. Bring Nana. - Whoa, whoa. Freeze. 964 00:59:27,564 --> 00:59:30,732 - You kids have not been excused. - [Beeps] 965 00:59:30,817 --> 00:59:33,151 Let them go! 966 00:59:33,236 --> 00:59:37,906 We're playin' a game, Uncle Stu— I mean, Stu. 967 00:59:37,991 --> 00:59:42,035 We're on vacation. Am I aging backwards? 968 00:59:42,120 --> 00:59:46,665 Yeah, I don't think so. You really want to deny me my time with the kids? 969 00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:50,335 [Sighs] Wow. Guilt never gets old. Well, go ahead. 970 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,801 I think we oughta keep Mom out of the pinot grigio. 971 01:00:12,984 --> 01:00:15,319 [Gulps] 972 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:19,990 You have lost. And now the invasion shall begin. 973 01:00:20,074 --> 01:00:22,492 Invasion? You mean there's more of you guys coming? 974 01:00:22,577 --> 01:00:26,330 Many more. And we will crush you like bugs. 975 01:00:26,414 --> 01:00:30,125 - Not if we crush you first. - I will not be beaten by children. 976 01:00:30,209 --> 01:00:35,172 Any more signs of resistance, and the one you call Jake will be eliminated. 977 01:00:36,341 --> 01:00:39,009 - I want Snuggle Lump back! - That's it. 978 01:00:39,093 --> 01:00:41,053 Time to die. 979 01:00:42,096 --> 01:00:45,057 - [Whirs, Beeps] - Richard? 980 01:00:45,141 --> 01:00:47,142 You remember Nana. 981 01:00:48,102 --> 01:00:49,686 Game on. 982 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:51,897 Game over. [Knuckles Cracking] 983 01:00:56,569 --> 01:00:57,944 Wow. 984 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:17,464 - Whoa! What was that move? - Double right-thumb click with a left-panel twist. 985 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,425 Chinese get up! 986 01:01:22,261 --> 01:01:24,638 - [Growls] - [Object Rattling] 987 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,099 He's on the light! Send Nana after him! 988 01:01:29,185 --> 01:01:32,771 - Nana! - Lee! Flying's your specialty. 989 01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:44,449 [Gasps] 990 01:01:54,210 --> 01:01:56,128 Ooh. Take him out, Lee. 991 01:01:56,212 --> 01:01:59,256 - Thumb cramp. Thumb cramp! - Give it to me. 992 01:02:08,725 --> 01:02:10,642 [Glass Shatters] 993 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,483 [Ricky Screams] 994 01:02:18,568 --> 01:02:20,986 - Ricky? - What the— 995 01:02:24,615 --> 01:02:26,658 Nana? 996 01:02:28,286 --> 01:02:29,828 [Gasps] 997 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:35,917 [Screams] 998 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:39,463 Yes, scream, human, for your species ends tonight. 999 01:02:39,547 --> 01:02:42,841 [Laughs] 1000 01:02:42,925 --> 01:02:45,260 What the heck was that thing? 1001 01:02:45,344 --> 01:02:48,722 Space alien. Too much to explain. 1002 01:02:48,806 --> 01:02:51,600 We think they're probably here to destroy the world as we know it. 1003 01:02:51,684 --> 01:02:54,561 If we don't get down there, we're gonna be in real trouble. 1004 01:02:54,645 --> 01:02:57,022 [Nina] I'd say that's the understatement of the century. 1005 01:02:58,941 --> 01:03:01,067 - Mom? Are you okay? - [Remote Beeps] 1006 01:03:03,196 --> 01:03:08,116 What— What happened? How— How did I get— 1007 01:03:08,242 --> 01:03:10,869 Oh, I need a glass of water. Uh— 1008 01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:13,580 Okay. Somebody better start talking. 1009 01:03:13,664 --> 01:03:17,501 It looks like you guys had a battle royal in here. 1010 01:03:17,585 --> 01:03:20,003 - We did. Nana versus Ricky. - Not now, Hannah. 1011 01:03:20,087 --> 01:03:23,173 - Dad, it's not what it looks like. - All of you, upstairs, now. 1012 01:03:23,257 --> 01:03:26,051 - But, Uncle Stu, it wasn't our fault. - Now. 1013 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:31,765 Get up. 1014 01:03:31,849 --> 01:03:35,435 Okay, unless you wanna join them, you better spill it. 1015 01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,687 What the heck happened in here? 1016 01:03:37,772 --> 01:03:39,856 I haven't got a clue as to what happened, 1017 01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:43,443 but my back hasn't felt this good in ages. 1018 01:03:45,154 --> 01:03:47,864 [Stuart] Mom? Mom? Where you goin'? 1019 01:03:47,949 --> 01:03:50,075 Aliens. 1020 01:03:58,876 --> 01:04:01,711 Build machine... now. 1021 01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,922 No. [Grunts] 1022 01:04:04,048 --> 01:04:06,591 [Screams] [Laughs] 1023 01:04:12,223 --> 01:04:14,432 [Tom] I'm sorry, guys. 1024 01:04:15,726 --> 01:04:17,644 It's over. 1025 01:04:17,728 --> 01:04:20,188 Over? It better not be over. 1026 01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:25,360 Ricky is down in the basement with that... space rodent. 1027 01:04:25,444 --> 01:04:28,822 You don't get it. An entire fleet of those guys are about to invade. 1028 01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:31,032 Well, man up and deal with it. 1029 01:04:31,117 --> 01:04:33,785 I have been... all day. 1030 01:04:33,870 --> 01:04:36,955 Well, if he's too scared, maybe you guys can help me. 1031 01:04:37,039 --> 01:04:40,625 - Not without Tom. - Why? 1032 01:04:40,710 --> 01:04:42,252 'Cause he's our leader. 1033 01:04:44,338 --> 01:04:48,717 Come on. It's not just Ricky. Jake needs your help too. 1034 01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:50,802 And Snuggles. 1035 01:04:50,887 --> 01:04:53,805 And, like, everyone on Earth, including our parents. 1036 01:05:03,608 --> 01:05:05,233 All right. 1037 01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,986 Let's go save the planet. 1038 01:05:08,905 --> 01:05:12,157 And your dumb old boyfriend. 1039 01:05:41,729 --> 01:05:44,856 You want Monkey? He's good luck. 1040 01:05:46,525 --> 01:05:48,526 I'm fine. [Banging] 1041 01:05:51,197 --> 01:05:53,448 [Tom] Stay close. 1042 01:05:53,532 --> 01:05:56,201 They could be anywhere. 1043 01:06:28,526 --> 01:06:29,734 [Gasps] 1044 01:06:31,112 --> 01:06:32,654 [Screams] 1045 01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:34,906 [Grunts] It's Jake! 1046 01:06:36,742 --> 01:06:39,911 Those Zirkonians... They tied me up and dragged Snuggles outside. 1047 01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:41,871 This vacation really sucks. 1048 01:06:41,998 --> 01:06:44,833 You see the machine? Yeah. You were right. It was sent here years ago. 1049 01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:47,002 Some idiot built this place smack on top of it. 1050 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:49,421 Guys? Guys, I found Ricky. 1051 01:06:49,547 --> 01:06:51,923 He's waking up. Where in the heck am I? 1052 01:06:52,008 --> 01:06:55,093 Oh, baby, I'm so glad you're okay. 1053 01:06:55,803 --> 01:06:58,263 Whoa! Don't touch me! 1054 01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,140 [Mutters] 1055 01:07:00,266 --> 01:07:01,891 Stop. Okay, okay. 1056 01:07:01,976 --> 01:07:06,438 I know it's been a really weird day, but you have to let me explain. 1057 01:07:06,522 --> 01:07:09,733 Okay. Okay. 1058 01:07:09,817 --> 01:07:13,445 Explain to me why I keep blacking out, why I'm bleeding... 1059 01:07:13,529 --> 01:07:17,949 and why your grandma did a flying ninja kick on my face down the stairs. 1060 01:07:18,034 --> 01:07:20,118 Okay. 1061 01:07:20,202 --> 01:07:23,288 We're fighting, um, space aliens. 1062 01:07:23,372 --> 01:07:24,873 Yeah. Yeah. 1063 01:07:24,957 --> 01:07:28,793 Okay, they're small, but dangerous and— and really scary. 1064 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,296 Oh, no. Of course. I believe you. Why wouldn't they be? 1065 01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:35,425 Why do you want to waste our time playing hide-and-seek and kill the aliens... 1066 01:07:35,509 --> 01:07:37,969 with your stupid brother and your dumb little cousins? 1067 01:07:41,557 --> 01:07:43,641 Don't talk about my family like that. 1068 01:07:43,726 --> 01:07:47,270 Well, you don't have to worry about it anymore 'cause we're done. 1069 01:07:47,354 --> 01:07:50,940 I knew I should have stayed home and hooked up with Annie Filkins. 1070 01:07:51,025 --> 01:07:54,319 She's smokin' hot, and she doesn't like talking about feelings all the time. 1071 01:07:55,696 --> 01:07:57,822 I'm goin' straight to Annie's. 1072 01:08:01,368 --> 01:08:03,328 Ow. 1073 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,293 I'm really sorry. 1074 01:08:10,377 --> 01:08:13,213 Don't be. You were right all along. 1075 01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:17,342 If it's any consolation, he's not going straight to Annie's. 1076 01:08:17,426 --> 01:08:19,344 Or anywhere for a while. 1077 01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:21,763 Wow. 1078 01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:24,849 Guys? Enough of this sibling bonding. We're at DEFCON 1 here. 1079 01:08:24,934 --> 01:08:28,937 [Whirring, Beeping] 1080 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:35,026 Go. Go! Rookie. 1081 01:08:36,570 --> 01:08:40,323 [Art] Oh, my God. They're forcing him to build it. 1082 01:08:40,407 --> 01:08:43,368 Build what? How do you take over the world with that thing? 1083 01:08:43,452 --> 01:08:46,621 I really don't want to find out. We gotta stop them before their fleet arrives. 1084 01:08:46,705 --> 01:08:49,499 - Fleet? - This is just the advance team. 1085 01:08:49,583 --> 01:08:52,252 - We have to rescue Snuggle Lump. - Snuggle what? 1086 01:08:52,336 --> 01:08:55,380 Lump. The foreign fella. He's on our side. 1087 01:08:55,464 --> 01:08:58,424 The other three... not so much. 1088 01:08:58,509 --> 01:09:01,928 - This is so not happening. - We gotta get out there. Let's move. 1089 01:09:02,012 --> 01:09:06,933 Not so fast. I have a plan. Work with me here. Did Nana give anyone Mentos? 1090 01:09:07,017 --> 01:09:08,935 Why? Hand 'em over! 1091 01:09:09,019 --> 01:09:12,188 - What, we're gonna throw candy at them? - No. 1092 01:09:12,273 --> 01:09:14,566 My own little science project. 1093 01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,283 Mentos bomb. You're a genius. 1094 01:09:23,367 --> 01:09:25,118 You shouldn't do this. 1095 01:09:25,244 --> 01:09:27,912 Humans friendly. Whoa! [Skip] Incoming! 1096 01:09:29,456 --> 01:09:31,958 [Tazer] In my eyes! 1097 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:33,543 - [Jake] Let's get 'em! - [Tom] Move! 1098 01:09:33,627 --> 01:09:36,296 [Grunting] 1099 01:09:36,380 --> 01:09:39,424 - Snuggles! - Traitor. 1100 01:09:42,386 --> 01:09:45,972 Release me. Never mess with a girl who just got dumped. 1101 01:09:48,767 --> 01:09:51,603 He's out cold. 1102 01:09:51,687 --> 01:09:54,230 - You! - Get off my planet, you little green son of a— 1103 01:09:54,315 --> 01:09:56,149 [Shouts, Groans] 1104 01:09:56,233 --> 01:09:59,360 [Machine Whirring] 1105 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,112 [Gasps] 1106 01:10:07,661 --> 01:10:09,704 [Sighs] 1107 01:10:09,830 --> 01:10:13,249 How do you feel now? Weakness... We found their weakness! 1108 01:10:13,375 --> 01:10:16,753 It's their own death ray. Yes! 1109 01:10:16,837 --> 01:10:21,049 Bad. Not sweet. So not sweet. 1110 01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:28,389 Hey! Humans. [Hannah] Hey, listen. 1111 01:10:28,474 --> 01:10:33,311 The machine molecule expands. Machine make commander big. 1112 01:10:35,064 --> 01:10:36,981 [Laughs] 1113 01:10:38,317 --> 01:10:41,945 Who's little now, Earth maggots? 1114 01:10:42,029 --> 01:10:46,032 - Pretty cool, huh? - You're gonna need a bigger potato. 1115 01:10:46,116 --> 01:10:48,576 It's over. I win. 1116 01:10:48,661 --> 01:10:51,621 - [Art] Where's he going? - Anywhere he wants. 1117 01:10:51,705 --> 01:10:54,582 - What about Mommy and Daddy? - [Bethany] Tom will figure it out. 1118 01:10:54,667 --> 01:10:58,670 [All Chattering] 1119 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:08,680 Everyone, listen. We don't have much time. 1120 01:11:08,806 --> 01:11:11,349 Sparks, can anything go on that machine? Theoretically. 1121 01:11:11,433 --> 01:11:13,685 Good. Art, Lee, I'm gonna need a controller. 1122 01:11:13,811 --> 01:11:16,104 Bethany, I need you to keep the other aliens on lockdown. Okay. 1123 01:11:16,188 --> 01:11:18,189 [Beeps] 1124 01:11:19,191 --> 01:11:21,067 Jake, come on. 1125 01:11:21,193 --> 01:11:23,569 This battle's not over yet. Awesome. 1126 01:11:25,781 --> 01:11:27,657 There. 1127 01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,201 Cool. He super-sized it. 1128 01:11:31,578 --> 01:11:33,663 You are one ugly alien. 1129 01:11:33,747 --> 01:11:36,791 [Banging] [Grunts] 1130 01:11:36,875 --> 01:11:39,502 He may be ugly, but he's mine. 1131 01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:41,587 You don't know when to quit, do you? 1132 01:11:44,633 --> 01:11:47,719 We need a clean shot at his neck. I'm goin' up. 1133 01:11:53,642 --> 01:11:58,062 - Ow! You broke my nail! - I don't care. 1134 01:12:04,069 --> 01:12:05,403 Whoa! 1135 01:12:06,780 --> 01:12:08,573 [Laughs] 1136 01:12:09,575 --> 01:12:13,411 - Ah! - Oh, my gosh. They're beacons. 1137 01:12:13,495 --> 01:12:15,413 He's calling the invasion. 1138 01:12:17,333 --> 01:12:19,083 [Stuart] Wow. 1139 01:12:19,209 --> 01:12:21,711 [Stuart] Unbelievable. [Nana] Look at this. 1140 01:12:21,795 --> 01:12:25,673 God bless America. Now that's what I call a patriot act. 1141 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,885 It's not bad, but it's nothin' compared to this. 1142 01:12:28,969 --> 01:12:32,930 Whoa, whoa. Those are category-three pyrotechnics you got there. 1143 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:35,058 I suppose that's another ticket. 1144 01:12:37,227 --> 01:12:39,812 Light 'em up. Let's put that guy to shame. 1145 01:12:42,608 --> 01:12:44,984 I got it! Tom! Tom, I found it. 1146 01:12:47,279 --> 01:12:50,198 Get him to turn around! 1147 01:12:50,282 --> 01:12:54,660 Hey! Down here, you prehistoric space scum! 1148 01:13:00,084 --> 01:13:02,752 [Sheriff] Ooh. [Stuart] Nice one, Nate. 1149 01:13:02,836 --> 01:13:07,965 That was awesome! Those things only cost $ 1.99. Can you believe it? 1150 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:11,386 I don't think that's you, Nate. What is that? 1151 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:15,973 It's them. They'll all be coming soon. 1152 01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,601 Open your eyes, people. 1153 01:13:18,685 --> 01:13:21,437 There's only one answer... meteor shower. 1154 01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:25,525 Oh, that's right. I heard on the radio. Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1155 01:13:25,609 --> 01:13:28,820 - [Screams] - [Groans] 1156 01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:33,074 [Grunts] Is that all ya got? 1157 01:13:33,200 --> 01:13:37,328 [Grunts] Hey. Come on! 1158 01:13:38,455 --> 01:13:40,957 Tom! Take the shot! 1159 01:13:41,083 --> 01:13:44,836 Shoot him! His collar's still in the way. 1160 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:48,423 - Look out! The ugly one got big! - [Groaning] 1161 01:13:48,507 --> 01:13:52,593 - Hurry. Do it, Tom! - Fifty yards. 1162 01:13:52,678 --> 01:13:56,848 Angle equals one-half arc sine of gravity times distance over velocity squared. 1163 01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:59,225 Forty-five degrees. 1164 01:13:59,309 --> 01:14:01,727 What was that? 1165 01:14:01,812 --> 01:14:03,813 [Grunts] 1166 01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,983 You messed with the wrong mathlete. 1167 01:14:16,118 --> 01:14:17,702 Yes. Get him away from him. 1168 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:20,121 Commander. Hey, wait a second. 1169 01:14:21,957 --> 01:14:24,417 Take that. 1170 01:14:24,501 --> 01:14:27,503 - Puny humans, is that all you have? - Whoa, he's good. 1171 01:14:31,425 --> 01:14:33,426 No, you don't. 1172 01:14:34,887 --> 01:14:36,762 You see that? 1173 01:14:36,847 --> 01:14:39,891 Sparks! Reverse the machine. 1174 01:14:41,768 --> 01:14:43,478 [Shouts] 1175 01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:47,273 [Tazer Laughs] [Beeping] 1176 01:14:50,652 --> 01:14:53,112 Too easy. Uh— 1177 01:14:55,449 --> 01:14:57,617 Nothing's working. Give it to me. 1178 01:14:59,119 --> 01:15:01,245 [Groaning] 1179 01:15:01,371 --> 01:15:03,581 Crude. But effective. 1180 01:15:03,665 --> 01:15:05,583 That was awesome. [Laughs] 1181 01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:11,255 Reversed. Tommy, he's done. 1182 01:15:15,511 --> 01:15:17,720 [Screams] 1183 01:15:23,685 --> 01:15:26,312 You came back for me. Let's go. 1184 01:15:26,396 --> 01:15:28,940 We can hug lips on Zirkon. 1185 01:15:36,114 --> 01:15:37,949 - Whoa! - [All Gasp] 1186 01:15:39,284 --> 01:15:41,160 [Hannah] Bethany! 1187 01:15:41,286 --> 01:15:42,787 Hannah, are you okay? Yeah. 1188 01:15:42,871 --> 01:15:45,248 [Jake] Over here. Did you guys see that? Great job, Hannah. 1189 01:15:45,374 --> 01:15:48,876 Snugs was great. So were you guys. Tom, what about the others? 1190 01:15:48,961 --> 01:15:51,921 There's so many. 1191 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:56,676 [Beeps] 1192 01:15:58,136 --> 01:16:01,430 Retreat. Retreat. The machine is destroyed. 1193 01:16:01,515 --> 01:16:05,101 We have been outsmarted by the humans. 1194 01:16:05,185 --> 01:16:09,272 The invasion has failed. Retreat to Zirkon right away. 1195 01:16:09,356 --> 01:16:12,483 Retreat. Retreat. 1196 01:16:12,568 --> 01:16:15,152 [Sighs] 1197 01:16:15,237 --> 01:16:17,238 [Tom] Whoa. 1198 01:16:19,992 --> 01:16:22,785 He's gone. 1199 01:16:22,869 --> 01:16:26,455 It's over. It's all over. 1200 01:16:26,540 --> 01:16:28,499 We won. 1201 01:16:30,669 --> 01:16:33,504 Thanks, Snugs, for everything. 1202 01:16:33,589 --> 01:16:36,674 You're all right for a space maggot. I'm gonna miss you. 1203 01:16:36,758 --> 01:16:40,344 Miss him? He's staying here, with us. 1204 01:16:41,597 --> 01:16:44,390 Please don't go. You can be a part of our family. 1205 01:16:44,474 --> 01:16:46,475 [Sighs] 1206 01:16:57,195 --> 01:17:00,573 Han, I think he's already got a family. 1207 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:04,994 My family. 1208 01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:17,757 [Sighs] Good-bye, Hannah. 1209 01:18:04,137 --> 01:18:06,180 [Stuart] Hey. 1210 01:18:06,264 --> 01:18:08,265 Hey. 1211 01:18:11,019 --> 01:18:15,189 Listen, about your grades— Dad, let me save you a lecture. 1212 01:18:15,273 --> 01:18:18,067 You were right, and I was wrong. 1213 01:18:18,151 --> 01:18:22,154 Turns out there are advantages to being smart. 1214 01:18:23,573 --> 01:18:25,574 I'm sorry. 1215 01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,537 I had this really great lecture planned. 1216 01:18:29,621 --> 01:18:32,748 Even rehearsed it in front of the mirror. 1217 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:40,631 Did you see the meteor shower? 1218 01:18:40,716 --> 01:18:42,967 Yeah. Yeah, it was life-changing. 1219 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,225 Nice cast, Nana. Hey. 1220 01:18:51,309 --> 01:18:54,353 - Whoa, whoa! Got a bite. Got a bite. - [Fishing Line Pulling] 1221 01:18:54,438 --> 01:18:56,939 Oh, yeah. Come on. [Laughs] 1222 01:18:57,023 --> 01:19:00,317 [Chattering] 1223 01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:09,952 [Grunts] [Caws] 1224 01:19:10,036 --> 01:19:12,329 [Screams] 1225 01:19:12,414 --> 01:19:16,333 [Woman] You're out of this world, I'm sure 1226 01:19:16,418 --> 01:19:18,586 [Doorbell Chimes] 1227 01:19:18,670 --> 01:19:22,047 - Annie! - Ricky, I thought you were at your lake house. 1228 01:19:22,132 --> 01:19:25,384 - Vacation ended early. These are for you. - You're so sweet. 1229 01:19:25,469 --> 01:19:27,511 Hey, you're my girlfriend now. 1230 01:19:27,596 --> 01:19:30,890 So there is nothing I wouldn't do for you. Now give papa some— 1231 01:19:30,974 --> 01:19:35,144 Hoo-hoo-hoo! Ladies. 1232 01:19:35,228 --> 01:19:37,521 It's girls' night out. But, hey, you should come... 1233 01:19:37,606 --> 01:19:41,734 - If you like dancing. - Dancing? 1234 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:44,028 [Device Beeps] You ain't even seen dancing— 1235 01:19:44,112 --> 01:19:47,198 Till you've seen funky Ricky. 1236 01:19:48,867 --> 01:19:51,202 [Grunts] 1237 01:19:56,249 --> 01:19:57,625 [Chittering] 1238 01:19:57,709 --> 01:19:59,960 Wedgie time. 1239 01:20:00,045 --> 01:20:01,670 Cannonball. 1240 01:20:01,755 --> 01:20:03,464 I think he's hungry. 1241 01:20:03,548 --> 01:20:04,882 [Gasps] 1242 01:20:06,676 --> 01:20:08,969 Turn him off. 1243 01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:12,681 Ricky, you're acting really weird. 1244 01:20:12,766 --> 01:20:15,142 - What are you talking about? - [Gasps] 1245 01:20:15,227 --> 01:20:17,102 Okay, now back on. 1246 01:20:18,313 --> 01:20:20,606 [Both Gasp] 1247 01:20:22,943 --> 01:20:24,819 [Crunching] 1248 01:20:24,903 --> 01:20:27,988 [Loud Groaning] 1249 01:20:28,073 --> 01:20:29,907 I am so keeping this. 1250 01:20:29,991 --> 01:20:33,244 [Loud Groaning] Why? 1251 01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:37,456 [Woman] Hey, so strange You switched in front of me 1252 01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:41,710 Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be 1253 01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:43,879 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1254 01:20:43,964 --> 01:20:46,048 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1255 01:20:46,132 --> 01:20:50,636 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1256 01:20:50,720 --> 01:20:54,890 Hey, you're just talking like a machine 1257 01:20:54,975 --> 01:20:59,186 Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between 1258 01:20:59,271 --> 01:21:01,272 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1259 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,440 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1260 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:08,696 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1261 01:21:10,448 --> 01:21:16,370 You're out of this world I'm sure of it 1262 01:21:16,454 --> 01:21:18,831 A crazy intuition 1263 01:21:18,915 --> 01:21:22,710 You're off and on You're here, then gone 1264 01:21:22,794 --> 01:21:25,212 Come back 1265 01:21:25,297 --> 01:21:27,423 A curious condition 1266 01:21:27,507 --> 01:21:30,759 And then you switch right over 1267 01:21:30,844 --> 01:21:32,761 It's weird Yeah, I know 1268 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:36,432 But just can't get a hold of myself 1269 01:21:36,516 --> 01:21:40,644 Hey, so strange You switched in front of me 1270 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:44,899 Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be 1271 01:21:44,983 --> 01:21:47,067 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1272 01:21:47,152 --> 01:21:49,236 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1273 01:21:49,321 --> 01:21:53,824 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1274 01:21:53,909 --> 01:21:58,078 Hey, you're just talking like a machine 1275 01:21:58,163 --> 01:22:02,374 Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between 1276 01:22:02,459 --> 01:22:04,460 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1277 01:22:04,544 --> 01:22:06,629 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1278 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:12,176 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1279 01:22:13,720 --> 01:22:19,600 You're out of this world I'm sure of it 1280 01:22:19,684 --> 01:22:22,102 A little more than different 1281 01:22:22,187 --> 01:22:26,815 And you keep lacking lacking concern for it 1282 01:22:28,568 --> 01:22:30,778 It's you that I am missing 1283 01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:33,989 And then you switch right over 1284 01:22:34,074 --> 01:22:35,991 It's weird Yeah, I know 1285 01:22:36,076 --> 01:22:39,620 But just can't get a hold of myself 1286 01:22:39,704 --> 01:22:43,791 Hey, so strange You switched in front of me 1287 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:48,087 Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be 1288 01:22:48,171 --> 01:22:50,255 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1289 01:22:50,340 --> 01:22:52,424 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1290 01:22:52,509 --> 01:22:56,971 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1291 01:22:57,055 --> 01:23:01,266 Hey, you're just talking like a machine 1292 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:05,521 Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between 1293 01:23:05,605 --> 01:23:07,648 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1294 01:23:07,732 --> 01:23:09,817 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1295 01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:15,114 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1296 01:23:15,198 --> 01:23:19,326 Wonder where you are How can I find you 1297 01:23:19,411 --> 01:23:23,580 Staring at the stars falling behind you 1298 01:23:23,665 --> 01:23:28,043 Across the universe Hope you'll be back soon 1299 01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:31,588 I gotta find a planet for me I'll rearrange it 1300 01:23:34,426 --> 01:23:38,345 Hey, so strange you switched in front of me 1301 01:23:38,430 --> 01:23:42,725 Hey, you've changed Not like you used to be 1302 01:23:42,809 --> 01:23:44,727 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1303 01:23:44,811 --> 01:23:46,937 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1304 01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:51,525 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1305 01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:55,821 Hey, you're just talking like a machine 1306 01:23:55,905 --> 01:24:00,117 Hey, I'm stuck on everyone in between 1307 01:24:00,201 --> 01:24:02,202 'Cause you get in my head and hold my heart 1308 01:24:02,287 --> 01:24:04,538 When I'm here, you're there We're worlds apart 1309 01:24:04,622 --> 01:24:10,127 So reverse your words back to the start and switch back to my world 1310 01:24:13,298 --> 01:24:16,050 - Here comes the magic. - Take two. 1311 01:24:16,134 --> 01:24:20,137 [Dance] 1312 01:24:30,440 --> 01:24:33,567 Whoa, whoa! Crazy girl. 1313 01:24:33,651 --> 01:24:35,611 [Laughs] 1314 01:24:35,695 --> 01:24:39,114 You think Brittany... You think Bethany got— 1315 01:24:39,199 --> 01:24:42,409 To make a phone call with the intent to annoy or harass... 1316 01:24:52,337 --> 01:24:54,046 [Laughs] 1317 01:24:54,130 --> 01:24:57,382 You mean, other than the fact that he's good-looking, sweet— 1318 01:24:57,467 --> 01:24:59,426 Smart, sensitive— Oh, gosh. 1319 01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:03,472 Good-looking, smart, sensitive, romantic— I said he was smart. 1320 01:25:03,556 --> 01:25:05,891 [Engine Grinding] 1321 01:25:08,311 --> 01:25:11,271 Come on. We're only a stone's away... throw away... 1322 01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,816 [Mutters] 1323 01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:18,237 Hey, I bought us all new side-stab— Anti-rapers— 1324 01:25:18,321 --> 01:25:22,116 - Can't you get somebody else for this role? - [Director] Action. 1325 01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:25,869 [People Laughing] 1326 01:25:25,954 --> 01:25:29,873 - You are floating. - [Smacks Face] 1327 01:25:31,584 --> 01:25:33,544 Duck! 1328 01:25:33,628 --> 01:25:37,297 Cool it. You could have poked my eye out. 1329 01:25:37,382 --> 01:25:40,134 Liberty Lions, come on, come on! 1330 01:25:40,218 --> 01:25:42,928 Ricky Dillman is a big moron! 1331 01:25:43,012 --> 01:25:45,013 Whoo! 1332 01:25:45,765 --> 01:25:46,765 English - US - PSDH 1332 01:25:47,305 --> 01:25:53,247 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org102609

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