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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:49,169 --> 00:00:50,661 [Man] How's your chicken? 2 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:52,747 Good. 3 00:00:53,877 --> 00:00:55,334 How's your fish? 4 00:00:55,419 --> 00:00:56,414 Good. 5 00:00:58,835 --> 00:01:00,209 How's school? 6 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:01,289 [Girl] OK. 7 00:01:02,377 --> 00:01:03,325 Paul? 8 00:01:03,419 --> 00:01:04,414 OK. 9 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:07,539 Good. 10 00:01:20,294 --> 00:01:21,751 How's your ice-cream? 11 00:01:21,835 --> 00:01:23,293 [Boy and girl] Good. 12 00:01:27,044 --> 00:01:29,034 Let's do something different 13 00:01:29,127 --> 00:01:30,371 next time l'm over. 14 00:01:30,460 --> 00:01:31,622 Like what? 15 00:01:31,710 --> 00:01:33,203 Um...go swimming? 16 00:01:35,585 --> 00:01:37,576 Go and see a film? 17 00:01:38,794 --> 00:01:40,583 l'll think of something. 18 00:02:04,210 --> 00:02:06,201 # There she goes 19 00:02:08,460 --> 00:02:10,996 # There she goes again 20 00:02:12,335 --> 00:02:14,705 # Racing through my brain 21 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:17,993 # And l just can't contain 22 00:02:19,585 --> 00:02:22,619 # This feeling that remains 23 00:02:26,085 --> 00:02:28,076 # There she goes 24 00:02:29,835 --> 00:02:32,371 # There she goes again 25 00:02:33,835 --> 00:02:36,869 # Rushing through my veins 26 00:02:36,960 --> 00:02:39,828 # And l just can't contain 27 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:44,160 # This feeling that remains 28 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,326 # There she goes 29 00:02:50,710 --> 00:02:52,701 # There she goes 30 00:02:54,835 --> 00:02:56,826 # There she goes # 31 00:02:57,960 --> 00:02:59,334 [Rowdy chatter] 32 00:03:01,085 --> 00:03:02,543 [Teacher bangs on desk] 33 00:03:07,169 --> 00:03:08,661 l'm Ms Hughes. 34 00:03:08,752 --> 00:03:11,287 lt's not Miss, it's not Mrs. 35 00:03:11,377 --> 00:03:12,751 Ms, OK? 36 00:03:12,835 --> 00:03:14,873 Practise? Say it after me. 37 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:17,081 Ms Hughes. 38 00:03:17,169 --> 00:03:18,117 Come on. 39 00:03:18,210 --> 00:03:21,623 [Class, reluctantly] Ms Hughes. 40 00:03:21,710 --> 00:03:22,872 Fine. 41 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:24,334 Don't forget. 42 00:03:24,419 --> 00:03:26,409 Right, l'm gonna start off today 43 00:03:26,502 --> 00:03:29,037 by telling you a few things l like 44 00:03:29,127 --> 00:03:31,118 and a few things l DON'T like. 45 00:03:31,210 --> 00:03:33,201 Yeah, all right. All right. 46 00:03:33,294 --> 00:03:35,284 All right, that's enough football. 47 00:03:35,377 --> 00:03:37,368 Now, ''Of Mice and Men''. 48 00:03:37,460 --> 00:03:39,996 How many of you managed to, uh, 49 00:03:40,085 --> 00:03:42,076 get all the way through it? 50 00:03:43,419 --> 00:03:46,452 Steven, you've got your hand in the air. 51 00:03:46,544 --> 00:03:48,700 You've not read it? 52 00:03:48,794 --> 00:03:49,742 Yes, sir. 53 00:03:49,835 --> 00:03:51,625 What happens in the end? 54 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:53,203 He shoots him, sir. 55 00:03:53,294 --> 00:03:54,786 Who shoots who? 56 00:03:54,877 --> 00:03:57,958 The little bloke shoots the big bloke. 57 00:03:59,085 --> 00:04:00,578 He's right, sir. 58 00:04:00,669 --> 00:04:03,702 l'm leaving because there's no point carrying on. 59 00:04:03,794 --> 00:04:06,827 lf l've got Steven Downing to read a book, 60 00:04:06,919 --> 00:04:08,411 there's no challenges left. 61 00:04:08,502 --> 00:04:10,493 My career can only go downhill. 62 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:12,576 Better be about the book, Robert. 63 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,659 No, sir. lt's about Alan Smith. 64 00:04:14,752 --> 00:04:16,209 Yeah, well, later. 65 00:04:21,169 --> 00:04:22,958 What about him? [Laughter] 66 00:04:23,044 --> 00:04:25,034 [Pupils shouting and cheering] 67 00:04:32,544 --> 00:04:35,079 Mr Ashworth, have you got a moment? 68 00:04:35,169 --> 00:04:36,661 [Pupil wolf-whistles] 69 00:04:37,794 --> 00:04:39,251 [Shouting and cheering] 70 00:04:39,335 --> 00:04:41,326 Sorry, but the noise from here 71 00:04:41,419 --> 00:04:44,452 makes it impossible to concentrate next door. 72 00:04:44,544 --> 00:04:46,036 You'll get used to it. 73 00:04:46,127 --> 00:04:48,118 l don't want to get used to it. 74 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,703 l want to do some work, 75 00:04:49,794 --> 00:04:52,329 not listen to moronic football chanting. 76 00:04:52,419 --> 00:04:53,793 [Football chanting] 77 00:04:57,127 --> 00:04:58,075 QUlET! 78 00:05:00,252 --> 00:05:01,745 [Mr Ashworth] Out! Out! 79 00:05:02,877 --> 00:05:05,910 Hold your hands up in the air! 80 00:05:06,002 --> 00:05:07,164 Offside! Linesman! 81 00:05:07,252 --> 00:05:08,745 YOU'RE the linesman! 82 00:05:14,460 --> 00:05:15,408 My God! 83 00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:18,539 Right, clap. 84 00:05:18,627 --> 00:05:20,618 Show he's done the right thing. 85 00:05:20,710 --> 00:05:22,701 We don't have linesmen, sir. 86 00:05:22,794 --> 00:05:24,286 Applaud the referee, then. 87 00:05:24,377 --> 00:05:27,292 Jesus, doesn't matter. That'll do for today. 88 00:05:28,419 --> 00:05:30,409 Right. See you tomorrow, Sarah. 89 00:05:30,502 --> 00:05:31,450 All right. 90 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:39,121 l was the naive, stupid new teacher, 91 00:05:39,210 --> 00:05:41,201 you were the cynical old hand? 92 00:05:41,294 --> 00:05:42,407 What? 93 00:05:42,502 --> 00:05:45,535 The snorting when l asked a question. 94 00:05:45,627 --> 00:05:48,162 l was reading the football reports. 95 00:05:48,252 --> 00:05:50,243 l never listen at staff meetings. 96 00:05:50,335 --> 00:05:52,326 This has got to be a pose, 97 00:05:52,419 --> 00:05:53,876 this football stuff. 98 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,619 You pretend to be a yob 99 00:05:55,710 --> 00:05:57,168 for a bit of street cred? 100 00:05:57,252 --> 00:06:00,285 ls this 'cause my kids were enjoying their lesson? 101 00:06:00,377 --> 00:06:02,368 Well, all kids enjoy a riot. 102 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,494 Actually teaching them something is a lot harder! 103 00:06:11,169 --> 00:06:12,661 l've seen this film. 104 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:14,743 You end up shagging on the carpet. 105 00:06:14,835 --> 00:06:17,371 lf we end up shagging on the carpet, 106 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,451 l will buy you a new carpet. 107 00:06:19,544 --> 00:06:20,705 Yeah, right. 108 00:06:20,794 --> 00:06:22,286 But l tell you... 109 00:06:22,377 --> 00:06:23,870 l knew it! 110 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,453 No. No carpets. 111 00:06:25,544 --> 00:06:27,534 He is an English teacher. 112 00:06:27,627 --> 00:06:29,867 Oh, God, not all this again. 113 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:32,994 l mean, what about Patrick Swayze? 114 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:36,119 No-one cares whether he read Byron or not. 115 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:39,742 And you know, he is the full Axminster. 116 00:06:40,877 --> 00:06:42,868 l'd want a brain as well. 117 00:06:44,002 --> 00:06:44,950 Eventually. 118 00:06:45,044 --> 00:06:46,501 l'm gonna measure up. 119 00:06:46,585 --> 00:06:48,576 l'm off to Habitat first thing. 120 00:06:48,669 --> 00:06:50,161 lf we end up shagging, 121 00:06:50,252 --> 00:06:52,243 you can carpet the whole house. 122 00:06:52,335 --> 00:06:54,741 The walls, the ceiling, the garden... 123 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,043 Well, what's she like? 124 00:07:00,127 --> 00:07:01,620 One of those women - 125 00:07:01,710 --> 00:07:04,744 if you like football, you must be a yob. 126 00:07:04,835 --> 00:07:05,783 Bollocks. 127 00:07:06,919 --> 00:07:08,376 ls she fit? 128 00:07:08,460 --> 00:07:11,494 Not that you'd prove her point or anything. 129 00:07:11,585 --> 00:07:12,533 What? 130 00:07:12,627 --> 00:07:13,575 What? 131 00:07:13,669 --> 00:07:15,161 What have l done? 132 00:07:15,252 --> 00:07:16,745 lt's a perfectly reasonable, 133 00:07:16,835 --> 00:07:18,209 straightforward question. 134 00:07:18,294 --> 00:07:20,782 She's not unattractive, but so what? 135 00:07:20,877 --> 00:07:23,412 A) She hates me, B) l hate her, 136 00:07:23,502 --> 00:07:26,535 and C) what's the point of all that? 137 00:07:26,627 --> 00:07:28,120 Waste of fucking time. 138 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:29,952 Ooh, sounds promising, then. 139 00:07:30,044 --> 00:07:32,248 [Sarah] lt must be terrible 140 00:07:32,335 --> 00:07:33,828 being that miserable. 141 00:07:33,919 --> 00:07:36,952 Pretending you only care about football results 142 00:07:37,044 --> 00:07:39,579 because the world's a terrible place 143 00:07:39,669 --> 00:07:41,659 and what's the point of it all? 144 00:07:41,752 --> 00:07:43,245 What lS the point? 145 00:07:43,335 --> 00:07:45,326 Maybe it lS football results. 146 00:07:45,419 --> 00:07:48,452 Don't worry. He's a sad, lonely bastard. 147 00:07:48,544 --> 00:07:51,246 Who cares what made him that way? 148 00:07:52,377 --> 00:07:53,870 Where's your brother? 149 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:54,908 Eh? 150 00:07:55,002 --> 00:07:56,495 He's over there. 151 00:07:56,585 --> 00:07:58,078 Oi, number nine! 152 00:07:58,169 --> 00:07:59,661 You're a donkey! 153 00:08:01,335 --> 00:08:04,369 Didn't he have a trial with someone once? 154 00:08:04,460 --> 00:08:05,539 Yeah. Orient. 155 00:08:05,627 --> 00:08:08,411 They offered him a contract, as well. 156 00:08:08,502 --> 00:08:09,450 What happened? 157 00:08:09,544 --> 00:08:11,036 Turned it down. 158 00:08:11,127 --> 00:08:13,662 Stupid sod. Said it was too risky. 159 00:08:14,794 --> 00:08:16,251 What's he doing now? 160 00:08:16,335 --> 00:08:18,326 Er, runs his own business. 161 00:08:18,419 --> 00:08:19,367 Computer something. 162 00:08:21,460 --> 00:08:24,494 He's on about fifty grand a year. 163 00:08:26,294 --> 00:08:27,786 l'd swap fifty grand a year 164 00:08:27,877 --> 00:08:30,412 - for a contract with Orient. - So would l. 165 00:08:30,502 --> 00:08:33,535 - Don't even like Orient. - Neither do l. 166 00:08:34,669 --> 00:08:36,161 He gets it both ways. 167 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:37,745 Gets fifty grand a year, 168 00:08:37,835 --> 00:08:40,869 gets to play at a place with floodlights. 169 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,951 Floodlights and a tea bar. 170 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:46,575 l'd love to play at a place with a tea bar. 171 00:08:49,419 --> 00:08:50,367 Yeah, well... 172 00:08:51,502 --> 00:08:52,959 Bit late now, eh? 173 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:56,162 Dunno. 174 00:08:56,252 --> 00:08:58,787 Stanley Matthews played First Division football 175 00:08:58,877 --> 00:09:00,334 till he was fifty. 176 00:09:03,377 --> 00:09:05,167 Bet you any money you like 177 00:09:05,252 --> 00:09:07,787 YOU'RE not playing First Division football 178 00:09:07,877 --> 00:09:10,412 - when you're fifty. - lt's the smoking. 179 00:09:10,502 --> 00:09:12,493 lt's not the smoking, Steve, 180 00:09:12,585 --> 00:09:14,126 it's the crapness. 181 00:09:14,210 --> 00:09:15,668 Pass the ball! 182 00:09:17,210 --> 00:09:18,372 [Whistle] 183 00:09:18,460 --> 00:09:19,408 Penalty! 184 00:09:20,877 --> 00:09:21,825 Yes! 185 00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:22,867 Hold that. 186 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:24,951 l've always wanted to do this. 187 00:09:33,294 --> 00:09:35,083 # La la la la la la-la 188 00:09:35,169 --> 00:09:36,958 # La la la la la la-la 189 00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,501 # La la LA la 190 00:09:38,585 --> 00:09:40,576 # La la LA la 191 00:09:40,669 --> 00:09:42,458 # La la la la la la-la 192 00:09:42,544 --> 00:09:44,333 # La la la la la la-la 193 00:09:44,419 --> 00:09:45,959 # La la LA la... # 194 00:09:50,044 --> 00:09:52,034 [Paul] Anthropologists have always 195 00:09:52,127 --> 00:09:54,118 had a hard time with football. 196 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:55,703 The trouble is, 197 00:09:55,794 --> 00:09:58,329 you can only see what's on the outside. 198 00:09:58,419 --> 00:10:00,409 But there lS an inside, 199 00:10:00,502 --> 00:10:01,995 believe it or not. 200 00:10:02,085 --> 00:10:03,875 We all have our reasons 201 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:06,496 for loving things the way we do. 202 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:07,580 Hey! 203 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:11,834 [Doorbell rings] 204 00:10:11,919 --> 00:10:13,293 He's here! 205 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:22,659 Thanks for being so helpful. 206 00:10:31,085 --> 00:10:32,033 Ready? 207 00:10:32,127 --> 00:10:34,118 He's been ready for hours. 208 00:10:34,210 --> 00:10:35,668 No, l haven't. 209 00:10:35,752 --> 00:10:37,209 [Sister] Yes, you have. 210 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:41,699 What time will you be back? 211 00:10:41,794 --> 00:10:43,251 Er, six. Six thirty. 212 00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:44,283 Fine. 213 00:10:46,502 --> 00:10:47,959 See you later, then. 214 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:48,992 OK? 215 00:10:50,877 --> 00:10:52,334 Have a nice time. 216 00:10:53,794 --> 00:10:55,251 See you later, sunshine. 217 00:11:00,044 --> 00:11:03,077 We'll do something special next time, huh? 218 00:11:12,710 --> 00:11:14,203 [Music on radio] 219 00:11:15,669 --> 00:11:17,659 You looking forward to it? 220 00:11:17,752 --> 00:11:18,700 What? 221 00:11:18,794 --> 00:11:20,168 The match. 222 00:11:20,252 --> 00:11:21,200 Yeah. 223 00:11:22,585 --> 00:11:24,078 Sounds like it. 224 00:11:26,169 --> 00:11:28,373 l'm not really a football fan. 225 00:11:28,460 --> 00:11:29,408 No. 226 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,750 One day we'll find something 227 00:11:32,835 --> 00:11:34,293 you DO wanna do. 228 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,951 Your mum seems in good form. 229 00:11:45,044 --> 00:11:45,992 Yeah. 230 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:47,247 She OK? 231 00:11:49,210 --> 00:11:50,584 Not really. 232 00:11:55,669 --> 00:11:58,204 The last home game, last season? 233 00:11:58,294 --> 00:11:59,537 What about it? 234 00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:01,120 They were fucking rubbish. 235 00:12:01,210 --> 00:12:02,668 Fucking rubbish last year 236 00:12:02,752 --> 00:12:04,209 and the year before. 237 00:12:04,294 --> 00:12:07,327 They'll be fucking rubbish this year, too. 238 00:12:07,419 --> 00:12:10,452 And next year. And the year after that. 239 00:12:10,544 --> 00:12:13,079 l don't know why you come, Frank. 240 00:12:13,169 --> 00:12:14,626 You live in hope. 241 00:12:14,710 --> 00:12:16,203 What d'you reckon? 242 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,284 Think they're bad as Frank says? 243 00:12:18,377 --> 00:12:19,870 This is his first time. 244 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,994 Hope he knows what he's lettin' himself in for. 245 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,076 Have a look at the number eight. 246 00:12:25,169 --> 00:12:26,117 Jon Sammels. 247 00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:27,668 Remember his face 248 00:12:27,752 --> 00:12:30,241 and if you happen to bump into him, 249 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,326 tell him to sod off to Spurs! 250 00:12:56,502 --> 00:12:57,450 Programmes! 251 00:12:58,794 --> 00:12:59,742 Programmes! 252 00:13:03,794 --> 00:13:05,784 Go on, give it a shove. 253 00:13:05,877 --> 00:13:08,366 Someone hasn't been eating their greens. 254 00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:09,408 Wey-hey! 255 00:13:21,919 --> 00:13:23,376 We're in ''Y'', OK? 256 00:13:23,460 --> 00:13:24,455 Yeah. 257 00:13:32,002 --> 00:13:33,495 [Supporters chant songs] 258 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,168 [Loud football songs] 259 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:13,376 What d'you reckon? 260 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,918 When's the next game? 261 00:14:15,002 --> 00:14:16,459 Week after next, probably. 262 00:14:16,544 --> 00:14:18,036 Let's have a look. 263 00:14:18,127 --> 00:14:19,501 Yeah, Sunderland. 264 00:14:19,585 --> 00:14:21,576 They're away at Leeds next week. 265 00:14:21,669 --> 00:14:24,702 Can we come to the Sunderland game, Dad? 266 00:14:24,794 --> 00:14:27,329 You might wanna go somewhere different. 267 00:14:27,419 --> 00:14:29,409 lf you're gonna be a football fan, 268 00:14:29,502 --> 00:14:32,535 think carefully about who you're gonna follow. 269 00:14:34,835 --> 00:14:35,830 Look. 270 00:14:53,377 --> 00:14:55,368 For fuck's sake, Arsenal! 271 00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:00,705 Get it! 272 00:15:00,794 --> 00:15:02,749 Sammels, you're a fucking idiot! 273 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:09,203 [Man] Sort yourself out! 274 00:15:28,419 --> 00:15:31,452 That was a brilliant goal, wasn't it, Dad? 275 00:15:31,544 --> 00:15:33,333 lt was pretty good, yeah. 276 00:15:33,419 --> 00:15:34,532 What happened? 277 00:15:34,627 --> 00:15:37,459 lt was a penalty, the goalie saved it 278 00:15:37,544 --> 00:15:40,079 then the man who missed the penalty 279 00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,661 had another go and scored. 280 00:15:41,752 --> 00:15:43,659 - Terry Neill? - That's right. 281 00:15:43,752 --> 00:15:45,659 - He's good, isn't he? - Fantastic. 282 00:15:51,294 --> 00:15:53,829 l'm off, then. See you next week. 283 00:15:53,919 --> 00:15:54,867 Let's go. 284 00:15:56,002 --> 00:15:56,997 Come on. 285 00:16:07,544 --> 00:16:09,534 Why do we have to leave? 286 00:16:09,627 --> 00:16:11,084 Beat the traffic. 287 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,159 Long walk back to the car, 288 00:16:13,252 --> 00:16:15,042 we'll be stuck for hours. 289 00:16:15,127 --> 00:16:16,917 But they might score again. 290 00:16:17,002 --> 00:16:18,993 There's a remote possibility. 291 00:16:19,085 --> 00:16:21,076 But it won't be this afternoon. 292 00:16:21,169 --> 00:16:23,159 Joke. lf you're an Arsenal fan, 293 00:16:23,252 --> 00:16:25,243 you get used to jokes like that. 294 00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:26,330 l will. 295 00:16:27,627 --> 00:16:29,618 Who d'you think played best? 296 00:16:29,710 --> 00:16:31,701 Dunno. But Sammels was rubbish. 297 00:16:31,794 --> 00:16:33,251 l don't think so. 298 00:16:33,335 --> 00:16:34,793 Crowd didn't understand 299 00:16:34,877 --> 00:16:36,667 what he was trying to do. 300 00:16:36,752 --> 00:16:38,245 They were on to him 301 00:16:38,335 --> 00:16:40,326 before he'd done anything wrong. 302 00:16:40,419 --> 00:16:42,409 - l disagree. - Oh, you do? 303 00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,535 One afternoon at football, you're Kenneth Wolstenholme. 304 00:16:45,627 --> 00:16:48,660 Who did YOU think played the best? 305 00:16:48,752 --> 00:16:50,743 [Music drowns out dialogue] 306 00:17:11,085 --> 00:17:13,076 Might make an Arsenal defence 307 00:17:13,169 --> 00:17:14,626 of them yet, Robert. 308 00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,658 Yes, sir. 309 00:17:17,002 --> 00:17:19,834 Em, sir, you going to Highbury next week? 310 00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:21,293 - Nah. - Oh. 311 00:17:21,377 --> 00:17:22,834 'Course l'm going. 312 00:17:22,919 --> 00:17:25,454 Want me to get you a programme? 313 00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,001 lt's cash in advance. 314 00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:29,076 l've been caught too many times. 315 00:17:29,169 --> 00:17:30,626 No, it's not that. 316 00:17:30,710 --> 00:17:31,658 Em... 317 00:17:31,752 --> 00:17:33,245 could l come with you? 318 00:17:35,044 --> 00:17:36,951 That'd be a bit difficult. 319 00:17:38,169 --> 00:17:40,704 To be honest, between you and me, 320 00:17:40,794 --> 00:17:43,827 - l go to the pub first. - l could wait outside. 321 00:17:43,919 --> 00:17:46,952 l stand on the North Bank. You wouldn't see. 322 00:17:47,044 --> 00:17:50,077 - l'd go down the front. - Your mum'd love that. 323 00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:51,661 She says l have to go 324 00:17:51,752 --> 00:17:53,245 with a responsible adult. 325 00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:55,871 Saturday's the one day of the week 326 00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,951 when l'm NOT a responsible adult. 327 00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,034 l turn into someone your age. 328 00:18:00,127 --> 00:18:01,620 Not as sensible. 329 00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:03,500 She won't have to find out. 330 00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:05,576 l'm sorry, Robert, l can't. 331 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,168 Well, not this week. 332 00:18:08,252 --> 00:18:10,243 Maybe some other time, eh? 333 00:18:10,335 --> 00:18:12,871 Next season when you've grown a bit? 334 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:14,418 Get you a programme. 335 00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:17,535 Cash in advance unnecessary, on this occasion. 336 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:19,084 To hell with it, 337 00:18:19,169 --> 00:18:20,958 you can have one for free. 338 00:18:21,044 --> 00:18:21,992 Thanks, sir. 339 00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:27,288 Bollocks! 340 00:18:27,377 --> 00:18:28,538 BOLLOCKS! 341 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:32,915 [Paul] Nothing to worry about. 342 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:36,035 His handwriting's a disgrace to the human race 343 00:18:36,127 --> 00:18:39,160 but he's very bright and enjoys the lessons. 344 00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,285 He does. He's always goin' on about you. 345 00:18:42,377 --> 00:18:45,410 lt's my enthusiasm for Steinbeck's prose style. 346 00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,493 Either that or something else. 347 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,829 The football, you mean? 348 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,952 Robert thinks they might win the championship 349 00:18:52,044 --> 00:18:53,999 for the first time since 1 970. 350 00:18:55,127 --> 00:18:56,288 1 971 . 351 00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:58,083 Gotta get things like that right. 352 00:18:58,169 --> 00:18:59,117 Absolutely. 353 00:18:59,210 --> 00:19:01,118 Did he tell you what happened 354 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,703 after football training? 355 00:19:02,794 --> 00:19:05,827 He asked me if l'd take him to the Arsenal. 356 00:19:05,919 --> 00:19:07,411 Mr Ashworth, l'm so sorry. 357 00:19:07,502 --> 00:19:09,991 He just seemed uptight about it. 358 00:19:10,085 --> 00:19:12,704 His dad and me are recently separated. 359 00:19:12,794 --> 00:19:15,199 lt was his dad he used to go with. 360 00:19:15,294 --> 00:19:18,742 - You don't wanna take him? - Don't know anything about it. 361 00:19:18,835 --> 00:19:20,826 l very much doubt if he'd care. 362 00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:23,703 l can tell you everything you need to know 363 00:19:23,794 --> 00:19:25,286 in about five minutes. 364 00:19:25,377 --> 00:19:27,866 She seemed to enjoy the Elizabethans 365 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:29,453 but when we moved on, 366 00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:32,210 she slipped back. She dropped four places. 367 00:19:32,294 --> 00:19:34,284 Was it four? No, six. 368 00:19:34,377 --> 00:19:36,866 Which l found a little disappointing 369 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,994 though l'm not sure that she did. 370 00:19:40,085 --> 00:19:41,792 No. She's got her heart set 371 00:19:41,877 --> 00:19:44,910 on a hairdresser's apprenticeship. 372 00:19:46,085 --> 00:19:47,033 Right. 373 00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:51,709 Thanks very much, then. 374 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:59,366 [Paul] You come out the tube station, 375 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:02,494 cross over the street and in that entrance there, 376 00:20:02,585 --> 00:20:04,457 you buy unreserved seats, �7. 377 00:20:04,544 --> 00:20:06,036 My ex can pay. 378 00:20:06,127 --> 00:20:08,118 - He's a Spurs fan, isn't he? - Yeah. 379 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:09,703 l'd go for �1 2 seats. 380 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,282 Sting the bastard for all you can get. 381 00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,834 Thank you so much. 382 00:20:13,919 --> 00:20:15,376 You've been really helpful. 383 00:20:17,419 --> 00:20:19,409 Hello, Mr Johnson. How are you? 384 00:20:19,502 --> 00:20:21,493 Evening. Suppose you're feeling 385 00:20:21,585 --> 00:20:23,078 pretty pleased with life. 386 00:20:23,169 --> 00:20:23,460 [Music on radio] 387 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,740 [Music on radio] 388 00:20:24,835 --> 00:20:27,786 # Are you ready to be... heartbroken? 389 00:20:27,877 --> 00:20:29,500 Oh, fuck it! 390 00:20:29,585 --> 00:20:34,124 # Well, you better get ready now, baby 391 00:20:34,210 --> 00:20:36,000 Would you like a lift? 392 00:20:36,085 --> 00:20:37,578 # Get ready to bleed 393 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:39,458 You don't know where l live. 394 00:20:39,544 --> 00:20:41,036 Yes, l do. Crouch End. 395 00:20:41,127 --> 00:20:42,750 lt's on my way home. 396 00:20:42,835 --> 00:20:45,371 [Radio presenter] 'Don't forget, l'll be back 397 00:20:45,460 --> 00:20:47,913 'with all the top sports stories... 398 00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:49,495 'But first of all...' 399 00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:50,995 How about you? 400 00:20:51,085 --> 00:20:52,116 Arsenal. 401 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:54,699 lnside the stadium or just nearby? 402 00:20:59,919 --> 00:21:01,376 [Radio presenter] 'Number one, 403 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,451 'Abigail's Party, 404 00:21:03,544 --> 00:21:06,577 You really are Mr Popular, aren't you? 405 00:21:06,669 --> 00:21:08,659 All those queues at your desk. 406 00:21:08,752 --> 00:21:10,161 '..Live commentary 407 00:21:10,252 --> 00:21:12,243 'on three races from that meeting.' 408 00:21:12,335 --> 00:21:13,532 Sorry. 409 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,417 'And the main one at 3.45. 410 00:21:15,502 --> 00:21:17,493 'Now the main sports stories.' 411 00:21:17,585 --> 00:21:21,117 What were you talking to Robert Parker's mother about? 412 00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:23,201 '..Suspended Arsenal's Paul Davis...' 413 00:21:23,294 --> 00:21:24,751 Shit! Fuck! Bollocks! 414 00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:25,997 l'm sorry? 415 00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:28,122 Paul Davis. 416 00:21:29,210 --> 00:21:30,668 Who's Paul Davis? 417 00:21:30,752 --> 00:21:31,700 Arsenal. 418 00:21:31,794 --> 00:21:33,286 Were we talking about him? 419 00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,368 '..Signed a four-year contract...' 420 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:36,918 Sorry. l wasn't listening. 421 00:21:37,002 --> 00:21:38,993 '..Olympic headlines from Seoul, 422 00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:41,491 'Linford Christie's given the all-clear...' 423 00:21:41,585 --> 00:21:43,078 - Arsenal. - Yes, you said. 424 00:21:43,169 --> 00:21:46,202 No, l was talking to Robert Parker's mother 425 00:21:46,294 --> 00:21:47,288 about Arsenal. 426 00:21:47,377 --> 00:21:48,372 God! 427 00:21:49,460 --> 00:21:50,953 l'm in the wrong job. 428 00:21:51,044 --> 00:21:52,833 Well, l'm in the wrong life. 429 00:21:52,919 --> 00:21:55,952 l spent hours preparing for a parents' evening. 430 00:21:56,044 --> 00:21:59,077 No one could think of two words to say to me. 431 00:21:59,169 --> 00:22:00,661 Yet they queue for hours 432 00:22:00,752 --> 00:22:02,542 to hear your pearls of wisdom 433 00:22:02,627 --> 00:22:05,660 on next week's game against Wolves United! 434 00:22:05,752 --> 00:22:06,700 Yeah... 435 00:22:08,169 --> 00:22:09,958 Just Wolves. No United. 436 00:22:10,044 --> 00:22:11,536 Look, l'm sorry. 437 00:22:11,627 --> 00:22:13,084 lt must seem unfair. 438 00:22:13,169 --> 00:22:14,626 Yes, it does, actually. 439 00:22:16,294 --> 00:22:17,751 lt's the next left. 440 00:22:22,544 --> 00:22:25,079 Maybe you're too uptight with them. 441 00:22:25,169 --> 00:22:26,626 Maybe you should just... 442 00:22:26,710 --> 00:22:28,203 be yourself more. 443 00:22:28,294 --> 00:22:31,825 All those files and folders and what have you. 444 00:22:31,919 --> 00:22:33,708 That lS me being myself. 445 00:22:39,002 --> 00:22:40,459 lt's just here. 446 00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,409 D'you want a cup of coffee? 447 00:22:55,502 --> 00:22:56,746 OK. 448 00:22:56,835 --> 00:22:58,293 You don't have to. 449 00:22:58,377 --> 00:23:01,410 No, no, no. l'd... Yeah, l'd like to. 450 00:23:07,752 --> 00:23:09,410 What are these for, then? 451 00:23:10,877 --> 00:23:13,910 They're not for anything. They just look nice. 452 00:23:14,002 --> 00:23:15,495 Are they yours? 453 00:23:15,585 --> 00:23:16,533 No. 454 00:23:17,669 --> 00:23:19,126 Jo's. My flat-mate. 455 00:23:20,252 --> 00:23:21,709 lt's her place. 456 00:23:21,794 --> 00:23:23,784 She's away at the moment. 457 00:23:27,127 --> 00:23:28,584 Can l smoke? 458 00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:33,330 No. 459 00:23:40,044 --> 00:23:42,034 You can stay the night, though, 460 00:23:42,127 --> 00:23:43,584 if you want. 461 00:24:50,252 --> 00:24:51,709 Not on the carpet. 462 00:24:51,794 --> 00:24:53,251 l can't afford it. 463 00:25:08,169 --> 00:25:11,202 You might have the decency to run. 464 00:25:11,294 --> 00:25:14,327 Then we wouldn't be doing it together. 465 00:25:14,419 --> 00:25:15,367 Cocky cow. 466 00:25:15,460 --> 00:25:17,451 lt's just a fact. Look. 467 00:25:18,585 --> 00:25:19,747 OK! OK! 468 00:25:19,835 --> 00:25:21,293 l HATE you! 469 00:25:29,835 --> 00:25:31,826 l owe you a new carpet. 470 00:25:31,919 --> 00:25:33,909 Well, maybe a new spare bed. 471 00:25:34,002 --> 00:25:35,993 You shagged the football hooligan! 472 00:25:36,085 --> 00:25:37,543 l knew it! l knew it! 473 00:25:37,627 --> 00:25:39,417 He's not a football hooligan. 474 00:25:39,502 --> 00:25:41,292 So he HAS read Byron? 475 00:25:41,377 --> 00:25:43,202 He's bound to have done! 476 00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:47,535 lt doesn't really matter if he hasn't. 477 00:25:47,627 --> 00:25:49,417 Who'd have thought it, eh? 478 00:25:49,502 --> 00:25:52,535 ''lron Knickers'' Hughes ending up with a yob. 479 00:25:52,627 --> 00:25:54,084 He's not a yob 480 00:25:54,169 --> 00:25:56,373 and l'm not ending up with him. 481 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:57,953 You wanna bet? 482 00:26:00,460 --> 00:26:01,953 Where are you off to? 483 00:26:02,044 --> 00:26:03,157 l'm starving. 484 00:26:03,252 --> 00:26:06,120 l was thinking of ringing for a pizza. 485 00:26:07,377 --> 00:26:09,249 Have you read Byron? 486 00:26:09,335 --> 00:26:10,413 What? 487 00:26:10,502 --> 00:26:13,915 Have you read any of Byron's poems? 488 00:26:14,002 --> 00:26:14,950 Yeah. 489 00:26:16,460 --> 00:26:19,956 ''The Assyrian came down like a wolf on the fold 490 00:26:20,044 --> 00:26:22,034 ''and his somethings were gleaming 491 00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:24,118 ''in black and old gold.'' Crap. 492 00:26:24,210 --> 00:26:25,703 What are those? 493 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:28,750 My...Arsenal boxer shorts. 494 00:26:28,835 --> 00:26:30,625 They're not my best ones. 495 00:26:30,710 --> 00:26:32,168 l was running out. 496 00:26:32,252 --> 00:26:34,243 But you're willing to show them 497 00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:35,958 to another human being. 498 00:26:36,044 --> 00:26:38,449 l wasn't exactly showing them to you. 499 00:26:38,544 --> 00:26:41,079 What d'you wanna know about Byron for? 500 00:26:41,169 --> 00:26:44,202 Um...a bet. 501 00:26:44,294 --> 00:26:45,786 Did you win? 502 00:26:45,877 --> 00:26:47,370 l don't think so. 503 00:26:54,585 --> 00:26:56,078 Stay in line! 504 00:26:56,169 --> 00:26:58,657 Right, now push up! Out! Out! 505 00:26:58,752 --> 00:27:00,209 That's it! Good lads. 506 00:27:00,294 --> 00:27:01,455 Offside, referee! 507 00:27:02,585 --> 00:27:03,533 Offside! 508 00:27:03,627 --> 00:27:04,622 Ref! 509 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:07,951 Oi, ref, he was miles off. 510 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,501 lt's not M Y fault. 511 00:27:09,585 --> 00:27:11,576 Too good a coach for this level. 512 00:27:11,669 --> 00:27:13,161 What's the score? 513 00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:14,247 One-all. 514 00:27:15,669 --> 00:27:19,200 lf you count that POXY GOAL they just scored. 515 00:27:19,294 --> 00:27:20,786 What's this, Cup or League? 516 00:27:20,877 --> 00:27:22,334 Cup, quarter-final. 517 00:27:22,419 --> 00:27:23,995 - How long left? - Fifteen. 518 00:27:25,335 --> 00:27:28,369 l wanted to talk to you about a vacancy. 519 00:27:28,460 --> 00:27:30,996 Rosie Hunter's handed in her notice. 520 00:27:31,085 --> 00:27:34,119 l wondered whether you'd be interested in applying. 521 00:27:34,210 --> 00:27:35,668 Head of Year? 522 00:27:35,752 --> 00:27:36,913 Um...well... 523 00:27:37,002 --> 00:27:39,537 Obviously not the most attractive offer 524 00:27:39,627 --> 00:27:41,120 you've ever had. 525 00:27:41,210 --> 00:27:43,201 Come on, Ben! Get back with him! 526 00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:44,372 Sorry, Ted. 527 00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:46,949 l haven't fired you with enthusiasm. 528 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:48,501 lt's a lot of work. 529 00:27:48,585 --> 00:27:50,576 What do l wanna do more work for? 530 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:51,663 More money? 531 00:27:51,752 --> 00:27:53,743 l've got enough to pay my rent, 532 00:27:53,835 --> 00:27:55,293 enough for my season ticket 533 00:27:55,377 --> 00:27:57,368 and a couple of records a month. 534 00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:58,918 Got no family. 535 00:27:59,002 --> 00:28:00,993 l'd like you to think about it. 536 00:28:01,085 --> 00:28:03,372 Sorry. There's nothing to think about. 537 00:28:03,460 --> 00:28:05,451 Come on, Sam! Put it away! 538 00:28:07,669 --> 00:28:08,617 YES! 539 00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:17,870 [Paul] Why aren't adults 540 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:20,496 supposed to go mad about anything? 541 00:28:20,585 --> 00:28:22,576 You've got to keep a lid on it. 542 00:28:22,669 --> 00:28:24,126 And if you don't, 543 00:28:24,210 --> 00:28:26,201 then people are apparently entitled 544 00:28:26,294 --> 00:28:28,083 to say what they like. 545 00:28:28,169 --> 00:28:30,704 You haven't grown up, you're a moron. 546 00:28:30,794 --> 00:28:33,282 Your conversation is trivial and boorish. 547 00:28:33,377 --> 00:28:35,912 You can't express your emotional needs. 548 00:28:36,002 --> 00:28:37,993 You can't relate to your children 549 00:28:38,085 --> 00:28:40,372 and you die - lonely and miserable. 550 00:28:40,460 --> 00:28:42,250 But you know, what the hell? 551 00:28:42,335 --> 00:28:44,326 Every cloud has a silver lining. 552 00:28:44,502 --> 00:28:47,370 Not on your own. How many more times? 553 00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:50,494 You'll have to wait until your father's over. 554 00:28:50,585 --> 00:28:53,370 So l'll get to Highbury five times a year? 555 00:28:53,460 --> 00:28:56,494 lt's not my fault your father lives abroad. 556 00:28:56,585 --> 00:28:59,619 Mum, they play 21 times a year 557 00:28:59,710 --> 00:29:01,203 plus Cup matches. That's... 558 00:29:01,294 --> 00:29:03,284 Mum, why is Crossroads a motel? 559 00:29:03,377 --> 00:29:04,870 What d'you mean? 560 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:06,619 Why isn't it just a hotel? 561 00:29:06,710 --> 00:29:10,242 29! lf they get to the League Cup semi-final, 562 00:29:10,335 --> 00:29:12,042 the FA Cup quarter-final... 563 00:29:12,127 --> 00:29:13,917 You can take your car there. 564 00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:15,459 You forgot Europe. 565 00:29:15,544 --> 00:29:18,162 l don't know how many games last season. 566 00:29:18,252 --> 00:29:19,200 Oh, yeah. 567 00:29:19,294 --> 00:29:20,751 That's another five games. 568 00:29:20,835 --> 00:29:23,869 That hotel in Devon, we took our car. 569 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,951 Every round is home and away. 570 00:29:26,044 --> 00:29:28,579 We had to leave it in the car park. 571 00:29:28,669 --> 00:29:30,992 Fives into thirty-five goes seven. 572 00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:34,119 One-seventh of all the home games. Pathetic! 573 00:29:34,210 --> 00:29:35,668 Paul, in a motel, 574 00:29:35,752 --> 00:29:38,584 you drive a car into a room! 575 00:29:38,669 --> 00:29:41,702 Say you only went to one-seventh 576 00:29:41,794 --> 00:29:43,535 your Choral Society 577 00:29:43,627 --> 00:29:45,084 They'd throw you out. 578 00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,871 Arsenal won't throw you out. They want your money. 579 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:49,453 l've looked it up. 580 00:29:49,544 --> 00:29:52,032 l can catch the 1 2.53 to Paddington, 581 00:29:52,127 --> 00:29:53,917 be at Paddington by 1 .36, 582 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,495 get the Circle and District 583 00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:57,576 and Metropolitan Line to Kings Cross. 584 00:29:57,669 --> 00:30:00,157 Then it's Caledonian Road, Holloway Road, 585 00:30:00,252 --> 00:30:02,787 Arsenal, third stop. Be there 2.1 5, easy. 586 00:30:02,877 --> 00:30:05,412 For Christ's sake, go if you want to. 587 00:30:05,502 --> 00:30:06,995 Yes! Thanks, Mum. 588 00:30:07,085 --> 00:30:09,076 [Sings] Charlie, Charlie, 589 00:30:09,169 --> 00:30:11,159 Charlie, Charlie, 590 00:30:11,252 --> 00:30:14,700 Charlie's the King of Highbury. 591 00:30:14,794 --> 00:30:16,286 Don't come runnin' to me 592 00:30:16,377 --> 00:30:18,167 if you get stabbed to death. 593 00:30:18,252 --> 00:30:19,200 l won't. 594 00:30:19,294 --> 00:30:20,751 Jimmy Husband! Brilliant. 595 00:30:20,835 --> 00:30:22,293 [Paul] lt's not easy 596 00:30:22,377 --> 00:30:24,167 to become a football fan. 597 00:30:24,252 --> 00:30:25,745 lt takes years. 598 00:30:25,835 --> 00:30:27,826 But if you put in the hours, 599 00:30:27,919 --> 00:30:29,909 you're welcomed, without question, 600 00:30:30,002 --> 00:30:31,495 into a new family. 601 00:30:31,585 --> 00:30:33,078 Except in this family, 602 00:30:33,169 --> 00:30:35,159 you care about the same people 603 00:30:35,252 --> 00:30:37,243 and hope for the same things. 604 00:30:37,335 --> 00:30:38,793 What's childish about that? 605 00:30:41,585 --> 00:30:44,121 A terrible foul by McLintock on Rocastle. 606 00:30:44,210 --> 00:30:46,746 He'll be lucky to stay on the pitch. 607 00:30:46,835 --> 00:30:48,293 lt wasn't THAT bad. 608 00:30:48,377 --> 00:30:51,410 lt was mistiming, it wasn't malicious. 609 00:30:51,502 --> 00:30:52,616 Bollocks! 610 00:30:52,710 --> 00:30:55,744 So, that's a free kick to 1 989 Arsenal 611 00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:57,376 and...Davis takes it. 612 00:30:57,460 --> 00:30:58,455 And... 613 00:30:59,544 --> 00:31:00,705 Goal! 614 00:31:00,794 --> 00:31:02,583 And that's 1 989 Arsenal four, 615 00:31:02,669 --> 00:31:04,161 1 971 Arsenal, nil. 616 00:31:04,252 --> 00:31:06,741 Bob Wilson will be bitterly disappointed 617 00:31:06,835 --> 00:31:08,328 with that one. 618 00:31:08,419 --> 00:31:11,203 This lot would never beat the Double team 619 00:31:11,294 --> 00:31:12,786 four-nil at Subbuteo. 620 00:31:12,877 --> 00:31:14,370 lt's just l'm crap at it! 621 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:15,953 Should've chosen someone else. 622 00:31:16,044 --> 00:31:19,077 Who else played in yellow and blue away strip? 623 00:31:19,169 --> 00:31:20,661 - Everton? - Be Everton, then. 624 00:31:20,752 --> 00:31:22,743 OK. But this game's abandoned. 625 00:31:22,835 --> 00:31:24,826 l can't start suddenly pretending 626 00:31:24,919 --> 00:31:27,952 that John Radford's Joe Royle. lt'd do my head in. 627 00:31:28,044 --> 00:31:29,536 Have to start again. 628 00:31:29,627 --> 00:31:30,575 Nil-nil. 629 00:31:31,919 --> 00:31:33,909 All right. Go on, then. 630 00:31:34,002 --> 00:31:34,950 Yes! 631 00:31:38,794 --> 00:31:40,784 What are you thinking about? 632 00:31:41,919 --> 00:31:45,616 - Oh...stuff. - What stuff? 633 00:31:45,710 --> 00:31:48,495 l was thinking about DH Lawrence, actually. 634 00:31:48,585 --> 00:31:49,533 Yeah? 635 00:31:49,627 --> 00:31:51,084 What about him? 636 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,205 Well... 637 00:31:55,252 --> 00:31:57,243 Well...about his books. 638 00:31:58,585 --> 00:32:00,078 What about his books? 639 00:32:00,169 --> 00:32:02,871 Just...which one's the longest. 640 00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:08,955 And? 641 00:32:11,085 --> 00:32:12,543 l-l couldn't remember. 642 00:32:12,627 --> 00:32:15,660 Well, which one did you think it might be? 643 00:32:15,752 --> 00:32:18,287 That's just it. l couldn't decide. 644 00:32:18,377 --> 00:32:19,834 Between what and what? 645 00:32:19,919 --> 00:32:20,867 Mm... 646 00:32:25,460 --> 00:32:27,451 Well, ''Lady Chatterley's Lover''... 647 00:32:27,544 --> 00:32:30,162 - And...? - And, um... 648 00:32:31,919 --> 00:32:34,952 l wasn't thinking about DH Lawrence at all. 649 00:32:35,044 --> 00:32:36,501 You amaze me. 650 00:32:36,585 --> 00:32:38,375 l was thinking about Arsenal. 651 00:32:38,460 --> 00:32:39,622 l'm staggered. 652 00:32:39,710 --> 00:32:42,246 We might win the League this year. 653 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:45,369 We're half-way through the season and we're top 654 00:32:45,460 --> 00:32:47,250 and they'll fuck it up but... 655 00:32:47,335 --> 00:32:49,125 You're not impressed, are you? 656 00:32:49,210 --> 00:32:52,244 l am. l hope they win the League. 657 00:32:52,335 --> 00:32:53,793 lt's just that... 658 00:32:53,877 --> 00:32:55,334 Why did you lie? 659 00:32:56,919 --> 00:32:58,909 l've got to vary the answers. 660 00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:00,993 l can't say Arsenal every time. 661 00:33:04,627 --> 00:33:07,032 l can't find any...''Bread''. 662 00:33:07,127 --> 00:33:09,118 Do l look like the sort of man 663 00:33:09,210 --> 00:33:11,000 who'd have a ''Bread'' album? 664 00:33:11,085 --> 00:33:13,621 No, you look like the kind of man 665 00:33:13,710 --> 00:33:15,701 who has a ''Bollock Brothers'' album. 666 00:33:15,794 --> 00:33:17,286 l wouldn't put that on. 667 00:33:17,377 --> 00:33:20,410 lt's a bit...not the right mood. 668 00:33:20,502 --> 00:33:21,497 Oh? 669 00:33:23,294 --> 00:33:25,284 And what's the right mood? 670 00:33:26,710 --> 00:33:28,701 Well, l don't know, just... 671 00:33:28,794 --> 00:33:30,286 something...you know. 672 00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:31,372 What? 673 00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,370 You know, just... 674 00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:37,293 something not as... sweary and loud. 675 00:33:39,419 --> 00:33:41,907 Paul, that's the most romantic thing 676 00:33:42,002 --> 00:33:43,993 you've ever said to me. 677 00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:45,247 Shut up. 678 00:33:46,752 --> 00:33:47,996 [They giggle] 679 00:33:50,044 --> 00:33:52,081 [Sarah] By the way, congratulations. 680 00:33:53,377 --> 00:33:54,834 [Paul] On what? 681 00:33:54,919 --> 00:33:56,411 Two-nil. Quinn and Dixon. 682 00:33:56,502 --> 00:33:57,995 Goal in each half. 683 00:33:58,085 --> 00:34:00,918 Top of the League. Nine games to go. 684 00:34:01,002 --> 00:34:02,993 George Graham sees no reason 685 00:34:03,085 --> 00:34:06,665 why Arsenal shouldn't bring the title back to Highbury 686 00:34:06,752 --> 00:34:08,743 for the first time in 1 6 years. 687 00:34:08,835 --> 00:34:09,783 1 8 years. 688 00:34:09,877 --> 00:34:11,868 l'm sure he said 1 6. 689 00:34:11,960 --> 00:34:13,951 Oh, right. Maybe l'm wrong. 690 00:34:14,044 --> 00:34:16,034 Yeah, OK, OK. 1 8. Whatever. 691 00:34:18,169 --> 00:34:20,159 So, when does it all end? 692 00:34:20,252 --> 00:34:21,330 May. 693 00:34:21,419 --> 00:34:24,333 And what happens then, in the summer? 694 00:34:24,419 --> 00:34:25,911 Just sit in the park 695 00:34:26,002 --> 00:34:29,035 and wait for the fixture list to come out. 696 00:34:29,127 --> 00:34:31,118 So what about this summer? 697 00:34:31,210 --> 00:34:32,668 That's a good point. 698 00:34:32,752 --> 00:34:35,785 We might be in the Charity Shield. 699 00:34:35,877 --> 00:34:38,412 That isn't the point l was making. 700 00:34:39,544 --> 00:34:43,407 We've been... seeing each other - 701 00:34:43,502 --> 00:34:45,493 well, we've been sleeping together 702 00:34:45,585 --> 00:34:47,078 for six months now. 703 00:34:47,169 --> 00:34:49,159 And we've never even planned 704 00:34:49,252 --> 00:34:50,745 a holiday together. 705 00:34:50,835 --> 00:34:53,371 lt's a miracle if we plan a weekend 706 00:34:53,460 --> 00:34:54,918 before Friday afternoon. 707 00:34:55,002 --> 00:34:58,035 And yet you know what Arsenal are doing 708 00:34:58,127 --> 00:34:59,620 for months in advance. 709 00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:01,701 They produce a fixture list. 710 00:35:01,794 --> 00:35:03,784 Well, l can do that for you. 711 00:35:03,877 --> 00:35:05,334 Give me your diary 712 00:35:05,419 --> 00:35:07,409 and l'll put some dates in it. 713 00:35:07,502 --> 00:35:08,959 Don't be daft. 714 00:35:09,044 --> 00:35:10,501 What's daft about it? 715 00:35:10,585 --> 00:35:13,074 l don't really see the difference. 716 00:35:16,710 --> 00:35:19,246 How about Saturday, October the 8th? 717 00:35:19,335 --> 00:35:20,828 Let's go away somewhere. 718 00:35:20,919 --> 00:35:23,952 l haven't got next season's fixture list yet. 719 00:35:24,044 --> 00:35:26,615 You know you're seeing Arsenal next year. 720 00:35:26,710 --> 00:35:29,459 You can't say whether you'll be seeing me. 721 00:35:29,544 --> 00:35:31,534 So what? Everyone's like that. 722 00:35:31,627 --> 00:35:35,158 You know you'll be seeing your sister next season. 723 00:35:35,252 --> 00:35:36,709 Sisters don't have seasons. 724 00:35:36,794 --> 00:35:37,788 Whatever. 725 00:35:37,877 --> 00:35:40,330 Look, l know where this is going 726 00:35:40,419 --> 00:35:41,911 and you're dead wrong. 727 00:35:42,002 --> 00:35:45,035 l'm capable of commitment and all that stuff. 728 00:35:45,127 --> 00:35:46,917 lf it doesn't happen with you, 729 00:35:47,002 --> 00:35:48,792 that's because of you, not me. 730 00:35:48,877 --> 00:35:51,828 21 years l've been going to Arsenal. 731 00:35:51,919 --> 00:35:52,913 21 years. 732 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:57,244 Paul, l don't know whether you've noticed 733 00:35:57,335 --> 00:36:00,084 but Arsenal are a football team. 734 00:36:00,169 --> 00:36:02,657 And you think there's a difference? 735 00:36:02,752 --> 00:36:04,209 Yes, l do. 736 00:36:04,294 --> 00:36:06,829 That shows what you know about it. 737 00:36:09,835 --> 00:36:11,826 [TV] '..Will need a fitness test 738 00:36:11,919 --> 00:36:13,411 'shortly before kick-off.' 739 00:36:13,502 --> 00:36:14,995 That looked like Rocky. 740 00:36:15,085 --> 00:36:17,621 Jo, go back to the news a minute. 741 00:36:17,710 --> 00:36:19,500 lt's only the local news. 742 00:36:19,585 --> 00:36:21,825 l know. lt looked like Rocky. 743 00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:23,791 Who looked like Rocky? 744 00:36:23,877 --> 00:36:25,667 Who the hell is Rocky? 745 00:36:25,752 --> 00:36:28,287 Doesn't matter. We've missed it now. 746 00:36:31,419 --> 00:36:33,954 that ''Rocky'' is an Arsenal player. 747 00:36:34,044 --> 00:36:35,501 Yeah, David Rocastle. 748 00:36:35,585 --> 00:36:39,117 And how do you know what he looks like? 749 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:40,703 Well, l don't know. 750 00:36:40,794 --> 00:36:42,784 lt sinks in after a while. 751 00:36:42,877 --> 00:36:44,370 What else has sunk in? 752 00:36:44,460 --> 00:36:47,707 D'you know where they are in the Championship Cup 753 00:36:47,794 --> 00:36:49,784 and who their best goal-hanger is? 754 00:36:49,877 --> 00:36:51,914 l'm not turning into a moron. 755 00:36:52,002 --> 00:36:54,786 OK, l know they're top of the League. 756 00:36:54,877 --> 00:36:56,370 That's easy to remember. 757 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:58,996 And l know that Alan ''Smudger'' Smith 758 00:36:59,085 --> 00:37:01,076 has scored most of the goals. 759 00:37:01,169 --> 00:37:02,661 But it doesn't... 760 00:37:02,752 --> 00:37:04,245 l'm going next week. 761 00:37:04,335 --> 00:37:05,283 You're going? 762 00:37:05,377 --> 00:37:06,325 Yeah. 763 00:37:06,419 --> 00:37:07,876 To a football match? 764 00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:09,951 Yeah. l thought l should. 765 00:37:10,044 --> 00:37:11,833 Ooh. l tell you, girl, 766 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,708 you'd better watch yourself. 767 00:37:13,794 --> 00:37:15,914 Soon after Tim and l split up, 768 00:37:16,002 --> 00:37:17,495 l woke up one morning 769 00:37:17,585 --> 00:37:20,619 and realised l could remember his batting average 770 00:37:20,710 --> 00:37:22,203 for the previous season. 771 00:37:22,294 --> 00:37:23,952 Harmless enough, isn't it? 772 00:37:24,044 --> 00:37:24,992 No! 773 00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:26,875 lt's all a sinister form 774 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,453 of male manipulation. 775 00:37:28,544 --> 00:37:29,622 Rubbish! 776 00:37:29,710 --> 00:37:31,203 lt's true! 777 00:37:31,294 --> 00:37:32,786 You get colonised. 778 00:37:32,877 --> 00:37:35,412 Your native culture gets driven out 779 00:37:35,502 --> 00:37:37,493 and it's replaced by stuff 780 00:37:37,585 --> 00:37:39,789 you don't even wanna know about. 781 00:37:39,877 --> 00:37:41,868 They're like bloody missionaries. 782 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,994 They bore you stupid until you cave in 783 00:37:45,085 --> 00:37:46,578 then they fuck off! 784 00:37:49,169 --> 00:37:51,159 [Paul imitates Clangers] 785 00:37:51,252 --> 00:37:52,247 Shut up! 786 00:37:53,335 --> 00:37:54,793 Did you get it? 787 00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:58,367 Yes. 788 00:37:58,460 --> 00:37:59,953 Can l see it? 789 00:38:02,127 --> 00:38:03,620 lt's in me purse. 790 00:38:03,710 --> 00:38:05,203 Brilliant. Thanks, Mum. 791 00:38:05,294 --> 00:38:08,327 l've got to do an extra hour tomorrow. 792 00:38:08,419 --> 00:38:10,409 Left the office at twelve, 793 00:38:10,502 --> 00:38:12,493 l didn't get back till three. 794 00:38:12,585 --> 00:38:15,204 They asked you what end you wanted? 795 00:38:15,294 --> 00:38:18,126 No. l said, ''One, please'' and they gave me that. 796 00:38:20,002 --> 00:38:21,993 How comes you got a ticket 797 00:38:22,085 --> 00:38:23,578 in the Reading end? 798 00:38:23,669 --> 00:38:25,659 Had to get it off a tout. 799 00:38:25,752 --> 00:38:27,743 How much did that cost you? 800 00:38:27,835 --> 00:38:28,783 Fiver. 801 00:38:28,877 --> 00:38:30,370 D'you live in lslington? 802 00:38:30,460 --> 00:38:31,953 Well, near, yeah. 803 00:38:32,044 --> 00:38:34,034 [Man] How near is near? 804 00:38:34,127 --> 00:38:35,703 Place called Maidenhead. 805 00:38:35,794 --> 00:38:36,742 Maidenhead? 806 00:38:36,835 --> 00:38:38,293 Maidenhead in Berkshire? 807 00:38:38,377 --> 00:38:40,202 Two miles down the road? 808 00:38:40,294 --> 00:38:41,786 More like six. 809 00:38:41,877 --> 00:38:43,832 Bit nearer Reading than Arsenal. 810 00:38:43,919 --> 00:38:46,952 You should be supporting your local team. 811 00:38:47,044 --> 00:38:47,992 Look... 812 00:38:48,085 --> 00:38:49,282 Excuse me. 813 00:38:49,377 --> 00:38:51,119 Just seen someone l know. 814 00:38:55,169 --> 00:38:58,581 And was the ticket all right, in the end? 815 00:38:58,669 --> 00:39:00,126 l was standing with a load 816 00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:01,668 of country bumpkins at first. 817 00:39:01,752 --> 00:39:03,743 Then l found Jenkins and them. 818 00:39:03,835 --> 00:39:05,873 So you stood with Jenkins? 819 00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,453 What would YOU know? 820 00:39:07,544 --> 00:39:10,411 You must've been sick when they equalised. 821 00:39:10,502 --> 00:39:11,995 l heard it on the radio. 822 00:39:12,085 --> 00:39:13,578 The place went mad. 823 00:39:13,669 --> 00:39:15,706 Just had to stand and take it. 824 00:39:15,794 --> 00:39:17,417 Good old Pat Rice, though. 825 00:39:17,502 --> 00:39:20,121 - He never scores, Pat Rice. - First of the season. 826 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:22,995 We're good in the Cups, aren't we? 827 00:39:26,919 --> 00:39:28,411 McNab won't play. 828 00:39:28,502 --> 00:39:30,493 Bertie Mee wouldn't risk him. 829 00:39:30,585 --> 00:39:33,619 How long will it take to get to Birmingham? 830 00:39:33,710 --> 00:39:35,701 Couple of hours. Maybe three. 831 00:39:35,794 --> 00:39:37,583 But we'll be there by two? 832 00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:38,663 Oh, sure. 833 00:39:41,919 --> 00:39:45,498 How about if we did something different this afternoon? 834 00:39:45,585 --> 00:39:47,043 How d'you mean? 835 00:39:47,127 --> 00:39:48,620 l thought you might like 836 00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:51,412 to meet Jane and the kids for lunch. 837 00:39:51,502 --> 00:39:53,493 Then maybe take 'em to the zoo 838 00:39:53,585 --> 00:39:55,078 or pictures...somewhere. 839 00:39:56,919 --> 00:39:58,708 They've been over this week 840 00:39:58,794 --> 00:40:00,251 visiting their grandmother. 841 00:40:00,335 --> 00:40:01,828 They'd love to meet you. 842 00:40:01,919 --> 00:40:04,621 You don't mean instead of the game, do you? 843 00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:06,168 We couldn't do both. 844 00:40:06,252 --> 00:40:09,285 You didn't get any tickets, did you? 845 00:40:09,377 --> 00:40:11,912 The tickets are waiting for us there. 846 00:40:12,002 --> 00:40:15,035 So you're telling me you've got tickets 847 00:40:15,127 --> 00:40:18,575 but you wanna go and see ''The Jungle Book''? 848 00:40:20,460 --> 00:40:22,250 You're teasing me, aren't you? 849 00:40:22,335 --> 00:40:24,326 We don't have to go to Arsenal 850 00:40:24,419 --> 00:40:26,409 every time l'm in London, do we? 851 00:40:26,502 --> 00:40:29,370 l thought we were beyond that stage. 852 00:40:31,127 --> 00:40:33,662 We'll never be beyond that stage. 853 00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:09,994 # Out here in the fields 854 00:41:10,085 --> 00:41:12,076 [Supporters chant] 855 00:41:12,169 --> 00:41:14,159 # l fight for my meals 856 00:41:15,877 --> 00:41:20,001 # l get my back into my living 857 00:41:24,627 --> 00:41:26,618 # l don't need to fight 858 00:41:28,377 --> 00:41:30,368 # To prove l'm right 859 00:41:32,960 --> 00:41:37,036 # l don't need to be forgiven 860 00:41:38,419 --> 00:41:40,409 [Fans chant Arsenal songs] 861 00:42:06,919 --> 00:42:09,952 l thought you said you'd look after me. 862 00:42:10,044 --> 00:42:13,125 You said you didn't need looking after. 863 00:42:14,252 --> 00:42:15,709 [Chanting] You're gonna get 864 00:42:15,794 --> 00:42:17,583 your fucking heads kicked in! 865 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:20,122 Gonna get your fucking heads kicked in! 866 00:42:20,210 --> 00:42:21,703 [Rowdy shouting] 867 00:42:33,210 --> 00:42:36,043 Fucking jump for the ball, Niall! 868 00:42:36,127 --> 00:42:37,620 Come on, Arsenal! 869 00:42:37,710 --> 00:42:39,286 Do you want this or not? 870 00:42:40,919 --> 00:42:42,909 [Announcer] 'Everton nil, Norwich nil.' 871 00:42:43,002 --> 00:42:44,792 You'll get used to it. 872 00:42:44,877 --> 00:42:46,868 l don't wanna get used to it. 873 00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,994 What's going on at the Liverpool/Forest game? 874 00:42:50,085 --> 00:42:51,578 There's trouble or something. 875 00:42:51,669 --> 00:42:53,161 They ain't kicked off yet. 876 00:42:53,252 --> 00:42:55,243 There. Heard about Hillsborough? 877 00:42:55,335 --> 00:42:56,828 This guy was just saying. 878 00:42:56,919 --> 00:42:59,454 Bloke up there reckons there's people hurt. 879 00:42:59,544 --> 00:43:01,001 Jesus. What happened? 880 00:43:01,085 --> 00:43:02,080 l dunno. 881 00:43:37,877 --> 00:43:39,370 You all right? 882 00:43:39,460 --> 00:43:40,918 Yeah, l'm fine. 883 00:43:44,210 --> 00:43:45,158 Arsenal! 884 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:47,455 Arsenal! 885 00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:50,247 Arsenal! 886 00:43:51,335 --> 00:43:52,330 Arsenal! 887 00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:08,453 [TV] 'Semi-final 888 00:44:08,544 --> 00:44:11,079 'between Nottingham Forest and Liverpool 889 00:44:11,169 --> 00:44:13,657 'at the Hillsborough ground in Sheffield. 890 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:16,785 'lt's feared that at least 891 00:44:16,877 --> 00:44:18,583 'were crushed to death. 892 00:44:18,669 --> 00:44:21,204 'Hundreds were forced on to the pitch.' 893 00:44:21,294 --> 00:44:22,786 lt's just so stupid. 894 00:44:22,877 --> 00:44:25,412 'The Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, 895 00:44:25,502 --> 00:44:28,037 'and his opposite number, Brian Clough, 896 00:44:28,127 --> 00:44:30,532 'were clearly appalled by the scenes. 897 00:44:30,627 --> 00:44:33,162 'There's so far nothing to suggest...' 898 00:44:33,252 --> 00:44:34,200 So stupid. 899 00:44:34,294 --> 00:44:35,834 '..that what happened 900 00:44:35,919 --> 00:44:38,952 'was the result of violence amongst fans.' 901 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,828 They must've realised something like this 902 00:44:41,919 --> 00:44:43,411 was gonna happen one day. 903 00:44:43,502 --> 00:44:45,493 One afternoon on the North Bank 904 00:44:45,585 --> 00:44:47,043 and you're an expert. 905 00:44:49,419 --> 00:44:50,876 Well, that's it, then. 906 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:51,908 That's what? 907 00:44:52,002 --> 00:44:54,537 You can't go back now, can you? 908 00:44:54,627 --> 00:44:56,084 'Course we will. 909 00:44:57,752 --> 00:44:59,209 How can you? 910 00:44:59,294 --> 00:45:00,537 Because... 911 00:45:00,627 --> 00:45:02,417 because everyone else will. 912 00:45:02,502 --> 00:45:04,493 Because the game will go on. 913 00:45:04,585 --> 00:45:06,576 They'll even replay this one. 914 00:45:06,669 --> 00:45:08,161 This doesn't change anything. 915 00:45:13,794 --> 00:45:15,784 l just don't get you. 916 00:45:19,002 --> 00:45:20,792 No, l know you don't. 917 00:45:22,377 --> 00:45:25,410 lt's not just me you don't get. lt's any of us. 918 00:45:25,502 --> 00:45:26,995 l hope the rest of them 919 00:45:27,085 --> 00:45:29,918 aren't as selfish and manipulative as you. 920 00:45:30,002 --> 00:45:33,035 What's selfish about watching a football team? 921 00:45:33,127 --> 00:45:34,917 lt's all selfish, all of it! 922 00:45:35,002 --> 00:45:36,495 All those stupid stories 923 00:45:36,585 --> 00:45:38,078 about how your mum's cats 924 00:45:38,169 --> 00:45:40,159 are called after great players 925 00:45:40,252 --> 00:45:42,243 and how she drove through the snow 926 00:45:42,335 --> 00:45:43,828 to get you a Cup ticket. 927 00:45:43,919 --> 00:45:45,708 You stopped seeing your father 928 00:45:45,794 --> 00:45:47,286 when you didn't need him 929 00:45:47,377 --> 00:45:49,368 to take you to the games any more. 930 00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:50,953 And we're supposed to understand 931 00:45:51,044 --> 00:45:52,536 because football's football. 932 00:45:52,627 --> 00:45:55,162 When we think of Paul, we think of Arsenal. 933 00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,709 lt makes me sick! 934 00:46:05,877 --> 00:46:07,334 l hated this afternoon. 935 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,918 D'you wanna know why? 936 00:46:12,627 --> 00:46:15,660 Because if you didn't give a toss about Arsenal, 937 00:46:15,752 --> 00:46:17,245 what are you left with? 938 00:46:17,335 --> 00:46:20,369 You pay �5 to stand on a lump of concrete. 939 00:46:20,460 --> 00:46:23,542 You can't see anything, you're not even safe. 940 00:46:23,627 --> 00:46:25,084 And you can't complain 941 00:46:25,169 --> 00:46:28,202 because that would be letting the lads down. 942 00:46:28,294 --> 00:46:30,829 That'd show you didn't care enough. 943 00:46:32,127 --> 00:46:34,995 Well, at least we care about something. 944 00:46:35,085 --> 00:46:38,119 At least we're not in night after night 945 00:46:38,210 --> 00:46:40,201 worrying about our lesson plans. 946 00:46:40,294 --> 00:46:43,955 Whether a Scale 3 might come up in Bournemouth. 947 00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:47,125 Perhaps one day you'll learn 948 00:46:47,210 --> 00:46:50,244 to care about something you can't tick. 949 00:46:53,794 --> 00:46:54,788 Thanks. 950 00:47:04,627 --> 00:47:05,622 l'm sorry. 951 00:47:08,377 --> 00:47:10,414 [Front door opens then closes] 952 00:47:20,460 --> 00:47:23,494 [Paul] Football has meant too much to me 953 00:47:23,585 --> 00:47:26,121 and come to represent too many things. 954 00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:27,751 After a while, 955 00:47:27,835 --> 00:47:30,869 it all gets mixed up together in your head. 956 00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,453 You can't remember whether 957 00:47:32,544 --> 00:47:34,534 life's shit because Arsenal's shit 958 00:47:34,627 --> 00:47:36,120 or the other way round. 959 00:47:36,210 --> 00:47:38,746 l've been to watch far too many games, 960 00:47:38,835 --> 00:47:40,625 spent far too much money. 961 00:47:40,710 --> 00:47:42,203 Fretted about Arsenal 962 00:47:42,294 --> 00:47:43,786 when l should have been 963 00:47:43,877 --> 00:47:45,667 fretting about something else. 964 00:47:45,752 --> 00:47:49,283 l've asked too much of the people l love. 965 00:47:49,377 --> 00:47:50,918 OK, l accept all that. 966 00:47:51,002 --> 00:47:53,537 Perhaps it's something you can't understand 967 00:47:53,627 --> 00:47:55,120 unless you belong. 968 00:47:55,210 --> 00:47:57,000 But what about this...? 969 00:47:57,085 --> 00:47:58,543 Three minutes to go 970 00:47:58,627 --> 00:48:01,625 and you're two-one up in a semi-final. 971 00:48:01,710 --> 00:48:04,744 You look around and see thousands of faces 972 00:48:04,835 --> 00:48:07,371 contorted with fear and hope and worry. 973 00:48:07,460 --> 00:48:08,953 Everyone lost. 974 00:48:09,044 --> 00:48:11,876 Everything else gone out of their heads. 975 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:13,453 Then the whistle blows 976 00:48:13,544 --> 00:48:15,036 and everyone goes spare. 977 00:48:15,127 --> 00:48:17,118 And just for those few minutes, 978 00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:19,959 you're at the centre of the whole world. 979 00:48:20,044 --> 00:48:22,579 And the fact that you care so much, 980 00:48:22,669 --> 00:48:24,458 that the noise you've made 981 00:48:24,544 --> 00:48:27,079 has been such a crucial part of it, 982 00:48:27,169 --> 00:48:28,958 is what makes it special. 983 00:48:29,044 --> 00:48:31,579 You've been as important as the players 984 00:48:31,669 --> 00:48:33,659 and if you hadn't been there, 985 00:48:33,752 --> 00:48:36,785 who'd have been bothered about football, really? 986 00:48:36,877 --> 00:48:38,334 The great thing is, 987 00:48:38,419 --> 00:48:40,409 it comes round again and again. 988 00:48:40,502 --> 00:48:41,995 There's always another season. 989 00:48:42,085 --> 00:48:44,076 lf you lose the Cup Final in May, 990 00:48:44,169 --> 00:48:48,245 there's the third round to look forward to in January. 991 00:48:48,335 --> 00:48:49,793 What's wrong with that? 992 00:48:49,877 --> 00:48:51,619 lt's actually pretty comforting 993 00:48:51,710 --> 00:48:53,203 if you think about it. 994 00:48:53,294 --> 00:48:54,786 But every now and then - 995 00:48:54,877 --> 00:48:57,366 not very often, but it happens - 996 00:48:57,460 --> 00:48:59,451 you catch a glimpse of a world 997 00:48:59,544 --> 00:49:01,534 that doesn't work like that. 998 00:49:01,627 --> 00:49:04,162 A world that doesn't stop in May 999 00:49:04,252 --> 00:49:06,042 and begin again in August. 1000 00:49:06,127 --> 00:49:09,160 There's some stuff that just never comes back. 1001 00:49:09,252 --> 00:49:12,285 And some stuff that just won't go away. 1002 00:49:12,377 --> 00:49:15,410 And some stuff that you couldn't ignore 1003 00:49:15,502 --> 00:49:16,995 even if you wanted to. 1004 00:49:18,794 --> 00:49:20,286 [Phone rings] 1005 00:49:26,460 --> 00:49:27,455 Hello. 1006 00:49:27,544 --> 00:49:29,001 [Paul] 'lt's me.' 1007 00:49:29,085 --> 00:49:31,076 Do you know what time it is? 1008 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:32,626 'Yeah, and l'm sorry.' 1009 00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:36,418 Listen, are you pregnant? 1010 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:31,918 Are these for me? 1011 00:50:34,627 --> 00:50:35,575 Yeah. 1012 00:50:38,252 --> 00:50:39,200 Flowers. 1013 00:50:39,294 --> 00:50:41,119 l suppose they were, 1014 00:50:41,210 --> 00:50:42,703 once upon a time. 1015 00:50:42,794 --> 00:50:43,742 Thank you. 1016 00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:48,168 Come on, Jo. 1017 00:50:53,460 --> 00:50:54,455 Oh. 1018 00:50:57,544 --> 00:50:58,953 And chocolates! 1019 00:51:04,877 --> 00:51:05,669 lt's come just at the right time for me. 1020 00:51:05,669 --> 00:51:07,908 lt's come just at the right time for me. 1021 00:51:08,002 --> 00:51:11,581 l was gettin' bored with that pub and football stuff. 1022 00:51:11,669 --> 00:51:13,659 You can only spend so much time 1023 00:51:13,752 --> 00:51:15,079 playing Subbuteo. 1024 00:51:15,169 --> 00:51:17,373 Having a kid's a brilliant idea. 1025 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:19,451 lt wasn't really an idea. 1026 00:51:19,544 --> 00:51:21,534 lt might as well have been. 1027 00:51:21,627 --> 00:51:22,871 lt's perfect. 1028 00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:24,750 lt's not just the baby. 1029 00:51:24,835 --> 00:51:27,205 lt's, you know, it's you as well. 1030 00:51:27,294 --> 00:51:29,284 l think we're good together. 1031 00:51:29,377 --> 00:51:31,782 l thought l was Miss Jean Brodie. 1032 00:51:31,877 --> 00:51:34,910 l was wrong. l've been thinking about this. 1033 00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:37,536 You're George Graham. 1034 00:51:38,919 --> 00:51:40,411 The Arsenal manager. 1035 00:51:40,502 --> 00:51:42,493 And that's good, is it? 1036 00:51:42,585 --> 00:51:43,533 lt's brilliant. 1037 00:51:43,627 --> 00:51:45,120 You're careful and organised 1038 00:51:45,210 --> 00:51:46,833 and methodical and all that. 1039 00:51:46,919 --> 00:51:48,411 That's why we work. 1040 00:51:48,502 --> 00:51:50,244 l need somebody like that. 1041 00:51:50,335 --> 00:51:52,326 And you need somebody like me.... 1042 00:51:52,419 --> 00:51:53,876 Work well as a team. 1043 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:55,750 Not even as a team, as a club. 1044 00:51:55,835 --> 00:51:58,786 Paul, you do talk some terrible nonsense. 1045 00:51:58,877 --> 00:52:00,370 lt's not. lt's the truth. 1046 00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:01,918 lt's all working out. 1047 00:52:02,002 --> 00:52:03,874 Wife and baby, that'll do me. 1048 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,366 Who said anything about a wife? 1049 00:52:06,460 --> 00:52:09,494 We'd want to do it properly, wouldn't we? 1050 00:52:09,585 --> 00:52:11,078 Liam? lf it's a boy. 1051 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:13,492 The greatest Arsenal player ever 1052 00:52:13,585 --> 00:52:15,078 but it's a nice name. 1053 00:52:15,169 --> 00:52:16,910 Better apply for the job. 1054 00:52:17,002 --> 00:52:18,080 What job? 1055 00:52:18,169 --> 00:52:20,657 Rosie's Head of Year job. l said no - 1056 00:52:20,752 --> 00:52:22,956 but now, brilliant. Perfect timing. 1057 00:52:23,044 --> 00:52:25,034 We'll need a bit more money 1058 00:52:25,127 --> 00:52:26,917 'cause we'll need a house. 1059 00:52:27,002 --> 00:52:28,993 - Paul... - Ted'll be pleased, anyway. 1060 00:52:29,085 --> 00:52:30,578 - Liam, brilliant. - Paul... 1061 00:52:30,669 --> 00:52:32,375 We could live near the ground. 1062 00:52:32,460 --> 00:52:35,992 lt's cheap 'cause no-one wants a football stadium 1063 00:52:36,085 --> 00:52:38,076 on their doorstep. l'd pay extra 1064 00:52:38,169 --> 00:52:40,159 but we won't tell the estate agent. 1065 00:52:40,252 --> 00:52:41,709 Mortgage, wife, kid - cool. 1066 00:52:41,794 --> 00:52:43,784 Paul, none of this is real. 1067 00:52:43,877 --> 00:52:46,366 You're behaving like a little kid. 1068 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:49,494 l've been impregnated by a 1 2-year-old! 1069 00:52:57,502 --> 00:52:58,663 Oh, thanks. 1070 00:52:58,752 --> 00:53:00,245 Thanks very much. 1071 00:53:00,335 --> 00:53:01,793 Sorry about that. 1072 00:53:01,877 --> 00:53:03,334 No problem, sir. 1073 00:53:04,835 --> 00:53:06,328 Sorry, you were saying? 1074 00:53:06,419 --> 00:53:09,333 Paul, this is exactly what l mean. 1075 00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:12,333 That was just a one-off. Never happened before. 1076 00:53:12,419 --> 00:53:15,370 l promise it won't be a regular feature of life. 1077 00:53:23,127 --> 00:53:24,075 Paul... 1078 00:53:24,169 --> 00:53:26,159 l haven't made up my mind 1079 00:53:26,252 --> 00:53:28,243 what l'm doing about this yet. 1080 00:53:29,919 --> 00:53:31,411 Do you understand? 1081 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,372 Yes. 1082 00:53:36,419 --> 00:53:37,911 No, not really. 1083 00:53:38,002 --> 00:53:39,792 l can't see this working out. 1084 00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:42,412 - lt's my last chance. - Don't be silly. 1085 00:53:42,502 --> 00:53:44,493 lt's just what it feels like. 1086 00:53:44,585 --> 00:53:47,619 Are you prepared to be a one-parent family? 1087 00:53:47,710 --> 00:53:49,950 l think if we go through with this, 1088 00:53:50,044 --> 00:53:52,034 one of us is gonna have to be. 1089 00:53:52,127 --> 00:53:53,620 No, it'll be brilliant. 1090 00:53:57,044 --> 00:53:58,536 l don't think l've been 1091 00:53:58,627 --> 00:54:01,162 since George Eastham was in the team. 1092 00:54:01,252 --> 00:54:02,745 Before my time. 1093 00:54:02,835 --> 00:54:04,625 He was a lovely player. 1094 00:54:04,710 --> 00:54:06,701 The sort you don't get any more. 1095 00:54:06,794 --> 00:54:08,784 Languid and thoughtful and elegant. 1096 00:54:08,877 --> 00:54:11,910 You should come and watch Tony Adams. 1097 00:54:12,002 --> 00:54:13,495 How can l help, anyway? 1098 00:54:13,585 --> 00:54:16,619 l changed my mind about that Head of Year job, 1099 00:54:16,710 --> 00:54:18,203 if it's not too late. 1100 00:54:18,294 --> 00:54:20,829 No. No, excellent. l'm very pleased. 1101 00:54:20,919 --> 00:54:22,909 l've had a couple of applications 1102 00:54:23,002 --> 00:54:25,537 but l'd be glad to add your name. 1103 00:54:25,627 --> 00:54:26,575 Thank you. 1104 00:54:26,669 --> 00:54:28,161 Any particular reason 1105 00:54:28,252 --> 00:54:29,828 for the change of mind? 1106 00:54:29,919 --> 00:54:31,411 There is, actually, yes. 1107 00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:32,995 Er, Miss, um... 1108 00:54:33,085 --> 00:54:35,076 Well, Miss Hughes is pregnant. 1109 00:54:36,210 --> 00:54:37,703 Sarah Hughes? History? 1110 00:54:37,794 --> 00:54:39,286 Yes, yes, of course. 1111 00:54:39,377 --> 00:54:41,368 Um... Well, l didn't, um... 1112 00:54:41,460 --> 00:54:42,953 l mean, she... 1113 00:54:43,044 --> 00:54:45,034 How does this affect you? 1114 00:54:45,127 --> 00:54:47,118 Sorry, no. l left a bit out. 1115 00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:48,668 l'm the father. 1116 00:54:48,752 --> 00:54:50,743 l should've told you that 1117 00:54:50,835 --> 00:54:52,293 straight away, shouldn't l? 1118 00:54:52,377 --> 00:54:54,865 Anyway, yes, we're having a baby. 1119 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,951 l haven't heard this from her. 1120 00:54:57,044 --> 00:54:59,034 You're hearing it from me, now. 1121 00:54:59,127 --> 00:55:01,662 Sorry, Paul, l can't share your joy. 1122 00:55:01,752 --> 00:55:04,287 Sarah's been with us five minutes 1123 00:55:04,377 --> 00:55:07,410 and a member of staff has knocked her up! 1124 00:55:07,502 --> 00:55:10,535 l'm intending to marry her and everything. 1125 00:55:10,627 --> 00:55:12,120 We won't embarrass the school. 1126 00:55:12,210 --> 00:55:14,699 You already have embarrassed the school! 1127 00:55:14,794 --> 00:55:18,870 How on earth are we supposed to talk to kids 1128 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:20,951 about responsibility and contraception 1129 00:55:21,044 --> 00:55:22,833 and...and the rest of it 1130 00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:24,411 when the staff themselves... 1131 00:55:26,294 --> 00:55:27,786 Words fail me! 1132 00:55:27,877 --> 00:55:30,247 - l thought you'd be pleased. - About what? 1133 00:55:30,335 --> 00:55:33,203 The clandestine affair? The accidental pregnancy? 1134 00:55:33,294 --> 00:55:34,751 Not those bits, maybe, 1135 00:55:34,835 --> 00:55:36,625 but me applying for the job. 1136 00:55:36,710 --> 00:55:38,203 That's good, isn't it? 1137 00:55:38,294 --> 00:55:40,284 Are you a complete fool, Paul? 1138 00:55:42,752 --> 00:55:44,577 l'll talk to you later. 1139 00:55:46,794 --> 00:55:48,286 Yeah, OK, OK. 1140 00:55:48,377 --> 00:55:49,704 Calm down. 1141 00:55:49,794 --> 00:55:52,827 l want you to take your foot off the gas 1142 00:55:52,919 --> 00:55:54,411 in the second half. 1143 00:55:54,502 --> 00:55:56,825 What's the fun of beating a team 1144 00:55:56,919 --> 00:55:58,411 1 5 or 20-nil? 1145 00:55:58,502 --> 00:55:59,959 lt's brilliant fun! 1146 00:56:00,044 --> 00:56:03,077 All right. Just take it easy, eh? 1147 00:56:03,169 --> 00:56:04,661 You're like vultures. 1148 00:56:04,752 --> 00:56:06,245 Now go on! 1149 00:56:06,335 --> 00:56:07,828 Come on, lads! 1150 00:56:24,669 --> 00:56:25,617 Oh, hi. 1151 00:56:25,710 --> 00:56:27,203 We're winning 8-nil. 1152 00:56:27,294 --> 00:56:28,242 [Cheer] 1153 00:56:28,335 --> 00:56:29,793 Er, 9-nil. 1154 00:56:29,877 --> 00:56:31,868 [Shouts to boys] Calm down! 1155 00:56:31,960 --> 00:56:33,750 Are you a complete fool? 1156 00:56:33,835 --> 00:56:35,328 You've been to see Ted. 1157 00:56:35,419 --> 00:56:37,409 He's not best pleased with us. 1158 00:56:37,502 --> 00:56:40,204 Who else are you gonna tell? The kids? 1159 00:56:40,294 --> 00:56:43,327 We could recreate what we did in assembly. 1160 00:56:43,419 --> 00:56:46,452 Find the Durex that split and bring it in. 1161 00:56:46,544 --> 00:56:48,333 l could lose my job! 1162 00:56:48,419 --> 00:56:50,954 They can't sack you for getting pregnant. 1163 00:56:51,044 --> 00:56:54,077 l haven't been here long enough for maternity leave. 1164 00:56:54,169 --> 00:56:55,626 The union'll help. 1165 00:56:55,710 --> 00:56:58,495 None of this is the point, Paul. 1166 00:56:58,585 --> 00:57:00,078 The point is... 1167 00:57:00,169 --> 00:57:02,159 How many times have l told you 1168 00:57:02,252 --> 00:57:04,243 about playing to the whistle? 1169 00:57:04,335 --> 00:57:05,828 Call me later, OK? 1170 00:57:07,335 --> 00:57:08,793 See, if we... 1171 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:12,250 Fuck! Fuck! FUCK! 1172 00:57:14,627 --> 00:57:16,618 Come on, you useless shower! 1173 00:57:16,710 --> 00:57:19,246 This lot are crap - get stuck in! 1174 00:57:29,835 --> 00:57:31,293 l'm not a psychologist... 1175 00:57:31,377 --> 00:57:34,410 but l'd suggest that taking up smoking 1176 00:57:34,502 --> 00:57:37,073 the week you find out you're pregnant 1177 00:57:37,169 --> 00:57:38,661 indicates a certain ambivalence 1178 00:57:38,752 --> 00:57:40,743 towards the pregnancy on your part. 1179 00:57:42,335 --> 00:57:43,793 He's given up. 1180 00:57:44,919 --> 00:57:46,411 - Paul?! - Mm-hm. 1181 00:57:46,502 --> 00:57:48,493 Mr First Thing in the Morning? 1182 00:57:48,585 --> 00:57:52,117 Yeah. We're both making it clear where we stand. 1183 00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:54,000 l start drinking and smoking 1184 00:57:54,085 --> 00:57:55,875 and he's given everything up. 1185 00:58:00,127 --> 00:58:01,584 This is horrible. 1186 00:58:01,669 --> 00:58:05,248 l don't care how much damage it's doing to me. 1187 00:58:06,794 --> 00:58:10,040 So if everything's as bad as you make out, 1188 00:58:10,127 --> 00:58:13,706 how come you're not applying for jobs in...Pitlochry? 1189 00:58:16,919 --> 00:58:19,454 l know Paul's gone completely mad. 1190 00:58:19,544 --> 00:58:21,036 l know, l know, l know. 1191 00:58:21,127 --> 00:58:24,706 lt's just that it kind of rubs off on you somehow. 1192 00:58:30,919 --> 00:58:32,411 lt makes a difference 1193 00:58:32,502 --> 00:58:35,037 - to how you think about things. - Like? 1194 00:58:35,127 --> 00:58:36,584 Like today, right? 1195 00:58:36,669 --> 00:58:38,161 l want us to win. 1196 00:58:38,252 --> 00:58:40,787 - With you so far. - l think we will. 1197 00:58:40,877 --> 00:58:42,370 Home to Norwich, 1198 00:58:42,460 --> 00:58:44,451 you'd usually predict two-nil defeat. 1199 00:58:44,544 --> 00:58:47,079 Nil-nil if you was on top of the world. 1200 00:58:47,169 --> 00:58:50,036 lf we don't, it's not the end of the world. 1201 00:58:50,127 --> 00:58:52,497 Four games left. twelve points to be won. 1202 00:58:52,585 --> 00:58:54,375 That's not what l mean. 1203 00:58:54,460 --> 00:58:56,451 lf we don't win the League, 1204 00:58:56,544 --> 00:58:59,577 l'll cope because of Sarah and the baby. 1205 00:58:59,669 --> 00:59:02,122 When you've got nothing else going on, 1206 00:59:02,210 --> 00:59:03,703 Arsenal fill all the gaps. 1207 00:59:03,794 --> 00:59:05,784 You end up getting in a state 1208 00:59:05,877 --> 00:59:07,334 about losing to Spurs 1209 00:59:07,419 --> 00:59:08,911 when really you should be 1210 00:59:09,002 --> 00:59:10,993 getting in a state about yourself. 1211 00:59:12,127 --> 00:59:13,869 But we will win today. 1212 00:59:13,960 --> 00:59:16,496 Sun's out, l'm gonna be a father, 1213 00:59:16,585 --> 00:59:18,078 Alan Smith's back. 1214 00:59:18,169 --> 00:59:19,626 Five-nil, no trouble. 1215 00:59:20,752 --> 00:59:21,747 Let's go. 1216 00:59:26,794 --> 00:59:28,868 [TV] 'George Graham off the bench 1217 00:59:28,960 --> 00:59:32,539 'to shake hands with a very disappointed Dave Stringer. 1218 00:59:32,627 --> 00:59:34,618 'Norwich know their Championship challenge 1219 00:59:34,710 --> 00:59:35,954 'has evaporated. 1220 00:59:36,044 --> 00:59:37,501 'Arsenal's is very much 1221 00:59:37,585 --> 00:59:39,078 'on course after today. 1222 00:59:39,169 --> 00:59:41,159 'Arsenal five, Norwich City nil. 1223 00:59:41,252 --> 00:59:43,243 'Alan Smith the man of the match 1224 00:59:43,335 --> 00:59:44,828 'with two goals, 1225 00:59:44,919 --> 00:59:46,909 'one of them a splendid effort...' 1226 00:59:47,002 --> 00:59:48,459 Everything's happening at once 1227 00:59:48,544 --> 00:59:50,001 and it's brilliant. 1228 00:59:50,085 --> 00:59:53,119 Stick with me. No way we won't win the League. 1229 00:59:53,210 --> 00:59:54,703 lt's all you, is it? 1230 00:59:54,794 --> 00:59:57,827 Nothing to do with George, Smithy, Rocky 1231 00:59:57,919 --> 00:59:59,411 or me buying sugar mice? 1232 00:59:59,502 --> 01:00:02,037 You never get feelings like that? 1233 01:00:02,127 --> 01:00:03,785 l felt brilliant the day 1234 01:00:03,877 --> 01:00:06,910 we got knocked out of the League by Walsall. 1235 01:00:07,002 --> 01:00:08,495 Got a pay rise, 1236 01:00:08,585 --> 01:00:11,619 got off with Caroline Walsh the night before. 1237 01:00:11,710 --> 01:00:14,246 Fat lot of fucking notice this lot took. 1238 01:00:14,335 --> 01:00:17,369 Some of us have it, some of us haven't. 1239 01:00:17,460 --> 01:00:20,494 You must've had a shitty life for 1 8 years. 1240 01:00:20,585 --> 01:00:22,576 l haven't had it all the time 1241 01:00:22,669 --> 01:00:25,335 but l've got it this season in spades. 1242 01:00:31,085 --> 01:00:32,543 Did you go? 1243 01:00:32,627 --> 01:00:34,618 Yeah. We were great, weren't we? 1244 01:00:34,710 --> 01:00:36,701 My mum wants a season ticket. 1245 01:00:36,794 --> 01:00:38,583 Can l have a quick word? 1246 01:00:38,669 --> 01:00:41,702 We're just talking about the rout of Norwich. 1247 01:00:41,794 --> 01:00:43,370 Yes, saw it on TV. 1248 01:00:43,460 --> 01:00:44,834 Very impressive. 1249 01:00:44,919 --> 01:00:47,407 lt's good that Alan Smith's back. 1250 01:00:47,502 --> 01:00:48,959 Yeah. Run along, Robert. 1251 01:00:49,044 --> 01:00:51,034 l had a word with the Governors. 1252 01:00:51,127 --> 01:00:53,118 They'll be happy to interview you 1253 01:00:53,210 --> 01:00:54,537 for Head of Year. 1254 01:00:54,627 --> 01:00:55,906 Thanks, Ted. 1255 01:00:56,002 --> 01:00:59,581 Ted...l'm not planning to make a habit of this 1256 01:00:59,669 --> 01:01:02,204 if that's what you're worried about. 1257 01:01:02,294 --> 01:01:04,912 lt's something out of the ordinary for me. 1258 01:01:05,002 --> 01:01:06,993 Just be prepared, OK? 1259 01:01:07,085 --> 01:01:10,119 School Governors can be a funny lot. 1260 01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:15,159 [Radio] '..Still Middlesborough nil, 1261 01:01:15,252 --> 01:01:16,709 'Arsenal nil...' 1262 01:01:25,252 --> 01:01:26,709 You're kidding. No way. 1263 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:30,418 Can't afford anywhere else. 1264 01:01:30,502 --> 01:01:34,081 N5's not the only place in the world, you know. 1265 01:01:34,169 --> 01:01:36,076 Sarah, you know that's not true. 1266 01:01:37,919 --> 01:01:40,407 You hardly hear anything, most games. 1267 01:01:40,502 --> 01:01:41,995 How often do they play? 1268 01:01:42,085 --> 01:01:43,578 Once a month. 1269 01:01:43,669 --> 01:01:45,161 - Something like that. - Right. 1270 01:01:45,252 --> 01:01:46,709 Do they leave much mess? 1271 01:01:46,794 --> 01:01:49,827 No. Shall l leave you to look around? 1272 01:01:49,919 --> 01:01:51,080 Thanks, yeah. 1273 01:01:53,377 --> 01:01:57,453 What does it matter how close to the ground you live 1274 01:01:57,544 --> 01:02:00,376 as long as you can come to the games? 1275 01:02:00,460 --> 01:02:02,996 When l was a kid, l read this... 1276 01:02:03,085 --> 01:02:06,119 story about what used to happen round here 1277 01:02:06,210 --> 01:02:09,161 on Cup Final days if Arsenal were playing. 1278 01:02:09,252 --> 01:02:10,958 They'd have this procession. 1279 01:02:11,044 --> 01:02:14,077 The women and kids dressed up in fancy dress 1280 01:02:14,169 --> 01:02:17,202 and led the men going to Wembley to the station. 1281 01:02:22,919 --> 01:02:24,411 l lived in Maidenhead. 1282 01:02:24,502 --> 01:02:27,121 - What did we have there? - Money, decent schools, 1283 01:02:27,210 --> 01:02:29,000 holidays abroad, enough food. 1284 01:02:29,085 --> 01:02:31,076 Yeah. You're right, yeah. 1285 01:02:31,169 --> 01:02:32,448 l was lucky. 1286 01:02:32,544 --> 01:02:34,036 But l was rootless, too. 1287 01:02:34,127 --> 01:02:36,118 l didn't have anything like that. 1288 01:02:36,210 --> 01:02:38,201 Nothing l could be proud of, 1289 01:02:38,294 --> 01:02:41,873 nothing l can look back on and feel sentimental about 1290 01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:44,496 except telly programmes and pop music. 1291 01:02:44,585 --> 01:02:46,043 But it's different here. 1292 01:02:49,419 --> 01:02:52,251 Anyway...it's close to the tube. 1293 01:02:52,335 --> 01:02:54,871 lt's 50 minutes from the West End. 1294 01:02:54,960 --> 01:02:56,750 lt's not far from school. 1295 01:02:56,835 --> 01:02:58,328 l'm not prepared 1296 01:02:58,419 --> 01:02:59,911 to indulge your fantasies. 1297 01:03:00,002 --> 01:03:01,495 The best thing for you 1298 01:03:01,585 --> 01:03:03,375 would be to get further away, 1299 01:03:03,460 --> 01:03:04,953 not a few yards nearer. 1300 01:03:05,044 --> 01:03:07,248 - lt doesn't feel like that. - Tough. 1301 01:03:08,794 --> 01:03:10,251 [Agent] ls there a problem? 1302 01:03:11,710 --> 01:03:13,369 - No. - No! 1303 01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:16,375 [Sarah] lt's a lovely house. Really. 1304 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:17,918 lt's just the view. 1305 01:03:23,585 --> 01:03:25,576 [Radio] 'So George Graham...' 1306 01:03:25,669 --> 01:03:27,659 Tell me again what was wrong 1307 01:03:27,752 --> 01:03:30,240 with that place in... Creighton Avenue. 1308 01:03:30,335 --> 01:03:32,125 The one with the garden. 1309 01:03:32,210 --> 01:03:34,699 'Despite all their control, Arsenal...' 1310 01:03:34,794 --> 01:03:36,251 l'm talking to myself. 1311 01:03:36,335 --> 01:03:38,824 Somewhere a bit further north, anyway. 1312 01:03:38,919 --> 01:03:39,867 Bounds Green? 1313 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,418 'John Lukic prepares 1314 01:03:41,502 --> 01:03:43,292 to play it downfield...' 1315 01:03:43,377 --> 01:03:44,786 Watford? 1316 01:03:44,877 --> 01:03:46,868 '..lnto the Middlesborough half...' 1317 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:49,496 How about Darlington? There's a team there. 1318 01:03:49,585 --> 01:03:50,533 'Goal!' 1319 01:03:50,627 --> 01:03:52,120 YES! Yes! Yes! Yes! 1320 01:03:52,210 --> 01:03:53,833 Helsinki. Helsinki United 1321 01:03:53,919 --> 01:03:55,909 are really good this season. 1322 01:03:56,002 --> 01:03:58,537 [Paul sings] One Martin Hayes! 1323 01:03:58,627 --> 01:04:01,162 There's only one Martin Hayes! 1324 01:04:01,252 --> 01:04:02,828 One Martin... 1325 01:04:04,710 --> 01:04:06,500 [Man] So, Paul... 1326 01:04:06,585 --> 01:04:07,580 Confident? 1327 01:04:08,877 --> 01:04:10,868 Sorry, not about the job. 1328 01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,994 About what's going on down the road. 1329 01:04:15,335 --> 01:04:18,168 Arsenal. My boy tells me you're a fan. 1330 01:04:18,252 --> 01:04:19,626 Oh, right. 1331 01:04:19,710 --> 01:04:22,625 Well, er...so far, so good. 1332 01:04:22,710 --> 01:04:24,203 Season ticket holder? 1333 01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:25,242 Yes. 1334 01:04:25,335 --> 01:04:26,283 Whereabouts? 1335 01:04:26,377 --> 01:04:27,834 Er, North Bank. 1336 01:04:27,919 --> 01:04:29,909 Right, shall we, um...? 1337 01:04:30,002 --> 01:04:31,993 Who d'you think we should sign? 1338 01:04:32,085 --> 01:04:33,875 Think we need a new striker? 1339 01:04:33,960 --> 01:04:35,122 Er... 1340 01:04:35,210 --> 01:04:38,244 l'm delighted we didn't get Kerry Dixon. 1341 01:04:38,335 --> 01:04:40,871 Ray... Ray, l think we should, um... 1342 01:04:40,960 --> 01:04:42,453 Oh, sorry, Ted. 1343 01:04:42,544 --> 01:04:45,376 Once you get going, it's hard to stop. 1344 01:04:45,460 --> 01:04:48,494 We know all about your teaching abilities. 1345 01:04:48,585 --> 01:04:50,078 What extra-mural activites 1346 01:04:50,169 --> 01:04:51,661 are you involved in? 1347 01:04:51,752 --> 01:04:53,245 [Ray] Paul's just coached 1348 01:04:53,335 --> 01:04:55,326 the Under-1 4s to the Cup Final. 1349 01:04:55,419 --> 01:04:58,121 My Nigel thinks you should be England Manager. 1350 01:04:58,210 --> 01:05:02,251 Might be a more suitable position than Head of Year. 1351 01:05:02,335 --> 01:05:05,168 l did the school play last summer and... 1352 01:05:05,252 --> 01:05:06,793 Who've we got in the final? 1353 01:05:06,877 --> 01:05:07,825 Parkside? 1354 01:05:07,919 --> 01:05:09,790 Are they any good? 1355 01:05:09,877 --> 01:05:11,038 Pretty good. 1356 01:05:11,127 --> 01:05:13,118 And l've been very much involved 1357 01:05:13,210 --> 01:05:15,201 in the pastoral side of things 1358 01:05:15,294 --> 01:05:16,751 as a form teacher. 1359 01:05:16,835 --> 01:05:18,826 And we understand that, um, 1360 01:05:18,919 --> 01:05:20,411 you're an expectant father. 1361 01:05:20,502 --> 01:05:22,539 Um...yes. 1362 01:05:22,627 --> 01:05:24,120 [Ray] That's one 1363 01:05:24,210 --> 01:05:26,201 of the extra-mural activities 1364 01:05:26,294 --> 01:05:28,165 you forgot to mention, Paul. 1365 01:05:28,252 --> 01:05:31,369 Chatting up other members of staff. 1366 01:05:31,460 --> 01:05:33,451 MORE than chatting them up. 1367 01:05:33,544 --> 01:05:36,577 You've got good taste, l'll give you that. 1368 01:05:38,294 --> 01:05:40,165 'As we reach the final Saturday 1369 01:05:40,252 --> 01:05:41,958 'of the League season, 1370 01:05:42,044 --> 01:05:45,207 'we're not sure of the destiny of the League title. 1371 01:05:45,294 --> 01:05:46,751 'Arsenal are favourites...' 1372 01:05:46,835 --> 01:05:47,865 [Phone rings] 1373 01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:49,750 'Both sides must keep winning. 1374 01:05:49,835 --> 01:05:51,542 [Phone continues to ring] 1375 01:05:51,627 --> 01:05:54,660 'Defeat for Liverpool at Wimbledon this afternoon 1376 01:05:54,752 --> 01:05:57,287 'and a win for Arsenal against Derby...' 1377 01:05:57,377 --> 01:05:58,870 Hello? Oh, hello, Ted. 1378 01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:00,453 '..when they meet Wimbledon.' 1379 01:06:00,544 --> 01:06:03,079 No, just watching Saint and Greavesie. 1380 01:06:03,169 --> 01:06:04,958 Yeah, home to Derby. 1381 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:06,536 '..At Anfield...' 1382 01:06:06,627 --> 01:06:07,575 Thank you. 1383 01:06:07,669 --> 01:06:09,161 '..On May the 26th.' 1384 01:06:09,252 --> 01:06:11,243 Oh. ..Oh, right. 1385 01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:14,369 l wasn't really expecting it, to be honest. 1386 01:06:14,460 --> 01:06:16,949 lt didn't go brilliantly, did it? 1387 01:06:17,044 --> 01:06:18,501 Oh, is she? 1388 01:06:18,585 --> 01:06:19,829 Well, no... 1389 01:06:19,919 --> 01:06:23,498 l think she'd make a very good Head of Year. 1390 01:06:23,585 --> 01:06:24,533 Yeah. 1391 01:06:25,669 --> 01:06:26,617 Look, thanks... 1392 01:06:26,710 --> 01:06:28,084 [Door slams] 1393 01:06:28,169 --> 01:06:30,159 Thanks for letting me know. 1394 01:06:30,252 --> 01:06:31,200 [Toilet flushes] 1395 01:06:31,294 --> 01:06:33,284 No, l'd have swapped it 1396 01:06:33,377 --> 01:06:35,865 for three points this afternoon anyway. 1397 01:06:35,960 --> 01:06:37,122 Cheers, Ted. 1398 01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:38,703 When was the last time 1399 01:06:38,794 --> 01:06:41,827 you felt this nervous about a League game? 1400 01:06:41,919 --> 01:06:43,080 l dunno. 1401 01:06:43,169 --> 01:06:44,958 1 971 , l should think. 1402 01:06:45,044 --> 01:06:48,077 Two home wins, could be Champions Tuesday night. 1403 01:06:48,169 --> 01:06:49,117 lmagine. 1404 01:06:49,210 --> 01:06:50,668 What we gonna do? 1405 01:06:50,752 --> 01:06:52,209 Drink, l expect. 1406 01:06:52,294 --> 01:06:55,126 Can't think about it in bed at night 1407 01:06:55,210 --> 01:06:56,668 otherwise l can't sleep. 1408 01:06:56,752 --> 01:06:57,865 Champions! 1409 01:06:57,960 --> 01:07:00,579 Take back everything you said about me. 1410 01:07:00,669 --> 01:07:02,576 l will. Tuesday night. 1411 01:07:10,044 --> 01:07:12,081 This is the worst day of my life. 1412 01:07:14,210 --> 01:07:16,746 1 8 fucking years and they blow it 1413 01:07:16,835 --> 01:07:19,324 on the last weekend of the season. 1414 01:07:19,419 --> 01:07:22,452 Come on, Paul, it's only half-time. 1415 01:07:22,544 --> 01:07:24,001 lt's only one-nil. 1416 01:07:24,085 --> 01:07:25,282 Doesn't matter. 1417 01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:28,584 They've blown it. 1418 01:07:31,294 --> 01:07:33,284 Knew they would, didn't l? 1419 01:07:33,377 --> 01:07:34,751 Useless bastards! 1420 01:07:47,544 --> 01:07:49,001 l am sorry. 1421 01:07:49,085 --> 01:07:50,247 Yeah, thanks. 1422 01:07:56,710 --> 01:07:58,168 How are you feeling? 1423 01:07:58,252 --> 01:07:59,200 Sick. 1424 01:07:59,294 --> 01:08:01,284 l just wasn't expecting it, 1425 01:08:01,377 --> 01:08:02,834 not today, anyway. 1426 01:08:05,252 --> 01:08:07,289 They had to tell you some time. 1427 01:08:09,210 --> 01:08:10,668 Tell me what? 1428 01:08:15,252 --> 01:08:17,243 What have we been talking about? 1429 01:08:17,335 --> 01:08:19,373 What have YOU been talking about? 1430 01:08:19,460 --> 01:08:21,001 The job! 1431 01:08:21,085 --> 01:08:23,621 The job?! You think l'd be this upset 1432 01:08:23,710 --> 01:08:26,246 about a stupid, poxy job interview? 1433 01:08:26,335 --> 01:08:29,369 We lost at home to Derby today. We've blown it! 1434 01:08:31,252 --> 01:08:34,285 When are you gonna wake up to yourself? 1435 01:08:34,377 --> 01:08:37,410 Wake up to myself? l AM bloody awake! 1436 01:08:37,502 --> 01:08:38,995 l wish l wasn't. 1437 01:08:39,085 --> 01:08:41,076 l want to go to sleep 1438 01:08:41,169 --> 01:08:43,159 for the next ten seasons. 1439 01:08:43,252 --> 01:08:45,787 Seasons. l am sick to death 1440 01:08:45,877 --> 01:08:47,868 of hearing about bloody seasons! 1441 01:08:47,960 --> 01:08:50,449 We live our lives in years, Paul. 1442 01:08:50,544 --> 01:08:52,036 January through to December. 1443 01:08:52,127 --> 01:08:53,584 Not all of us. 1444 01:08:53,669 --> 01:08:55,659 Yes, all of us. Even you. 1445 01:08:55,752 --> 01:08:58,287 Do you understand what today meant? 1446 01:08:58,377 --> 01:09:01,410 You know how long l've been waiting for this? 1447 01:09:01,502 --> 01:09:02,995 Yes, l do. 1 8 years. 1448 01:09:03,085 --> 01:09:05,574 Yeah, 1 8 years! 1449 01:09:05,669 --> 01:09:08,157 l've wanted Arsenal to win the League 1450 01:09:08,252 --> 01:09:10,243 longer than l've wanted anything. 1451 01:09:10,335 --> 01:09:12,871 l've been after that Head of Year job 1452 01:09:12,960 --> 01:09:14,418 for about two weeks. 1453 01:09:14,502 --> 01:09:16,658 You think l'd care about that more? 1454 01:09:16,752 --> 01:09:18,743 No, you care more about one team 1455 01:09:18,835 --> 01:09:20,625 scoring more than another. 1456 01:09:20,710 --> 01:09:23,744 You thought l came to comfort you about that? 1457 01:09:23,835 --> 01:09:25,328 For a moment, yeah. 1458 01:09:25,419 --> 01:09:27,409 l credited you with imagination. 1459 01:09:27,502 --> 01:09:29,493 Thought you might understand. 1460 01:09:29,585 --> 01:09:31,078 lt's only a game. 1461 01:09:31,169 --> 01:09:32,626 DON'T SAY THAT! 1462 01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:34,701 Please! That is the worst, 1463 01:09:34,794 --> 01:09:37,282 most stupid thing anyone could say! 1464 01:09:37,377 --> 01:09:40,410 lt quite clearly isn't only a game. 1465 01:09:40,502 --> 01:09:44,578 lf it was, d'you honestly think l'd care this much? 1466 01:09:44,669 --> 01:09:45,617 Eh? 1467 01:09:45,710 --> 01:09:47,084 1 8 years! 1468 01:09:47,169 --> 01:09:48,543 1 8...years! 1469 01:09:48,627 --> 01:09:50,618 D'you know what you wanted 1470 01:09:50,710 --> 01:09:52,168 1 8 years ago? 1471 01:09:52,252 --> 01:09:53,709 Or ten? Or five? 1472 01:09:53,794 --> 01:09:55,784 Did you wanna be Head of Year 1473 01:09:55,877 --> 01:09:57,868 at a North London comprehensive? 1474 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:01,492 l doubt if you've wanted anything for that long. 1475 01:10:01,585 --> 01:10:03,043 And if you had, 1476 01:10:03,127 --> 01:10:05,118 and if you'd spent three months 1477 01:10:05,210 --> 01:10:08,244 thinking that finally you were gonna get it 1478 01:10:08,335 --> 01:10:10,871 and just when you think it's there, 1479 01:10:10,960 --> 01:10:12,750 it's taken away from you! 1480 01:10:12,835 --> 01:10:14,625 l don't care what it is - 1481 01:10:14,710 --> 01:10:16,701 a car, a job, an Oscar. 1482 01:10:17,835 --> 01:10:19,209 The baby. 1483 01:10:19,294 --> 01:10:21,083 Then you'd understand 1484 01:10:21,169 --> 01:10:23,159 how l was feeling tonight. 1485 01:10:23,252 --> 01:10:26,285 But there isn't and you don't, so... 1486 01:10:28,794 --> 01:10:30,784 So what? So...fuck off? 1487 01:10:30,877 --> 01:10:32,868 Go home? Leave you alone? 1488 01:10:32,960 --> 01:10:34,204 Whatever. 1489 01:10:34,294 --> 01:10:37,327 There isn't anything l've wanted for 1 8 years 1490 01:10:37,419 --> 01:10:39,409 because l was a kid 1491 01:10:39,502 --> 01:10:43,578 lf l did still want the same things, l'd have gone wrong. 1492 01:10:43,669 --> 01:10:46,501 l don't want to marry David Cassidy, 1493 01:10:46,585 --> 01:10:48,078 have bigger tits, 1494 01:10:48,169 --> 01:10:49,958 do well in my mock 'O's. 1495 01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,532 l've stopped worrying about all that. 1496 01:10:52,627 --> 01:10:56,206 Maybe there's a big bit of you that's gone missing. 1497 01:10:56,294 --> 01:10:58,284 Maybe everyone should want something 1498 01:10:58,377 --> 01:10:59,834 they've always wanted. 1499 01:11:03,002 --> 01:11:06,035 l don't know what l've been thinking of. 1500 01:11:07,169 --> 01:11:08,661 How d'you mean? 1501 01:11:08,752 --> 01:11:11,785 We've both been pretending that this is possible 1502 01:11:11,877 --> 01:11:13,370 and it's not, is it? 1503 01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:14,918 This wife and kids 1504 01:11:15,002 --> 01:11:16,993 and la-di-da life's great stuff. 1505 01:11:17,085 --> 01:11:19,076 lt's not on, any of it, is it? 1506 01:11:20,460 --> 01:11:23,494 All it took was one bad football result 1507 01:11:23,585 --> 01:11:25,078 and we're now back 1508 01:11:25,169 --> 01:11:27,704 to ''life is shit so what's the point?'' 1509 01:11:27,794 --> 01:11:29,251 What lS the point? 1510 01:11:29,335 --> 01:11:32,168 l don't think that Arsenal's home form 1511 01:11:32,252 --> 01:11:35,285 is a sturdy enough basis for marriage and parenthood. 1512 01:11:35,377 --> 01:11:36,325 No. 1513 01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:39,209 Not even THlS season. 1514 01:11:43,377 --> 01:11:45,249 '..Give him a surprise enema.' 1515 01:11:45,335 --> 01:11:46,709 [Phone rings] 1516 01:11:46,794 --> 01:11:47,955 'Sir Nigel?' 1517 01:11:48,044 --> 01:11:48,992 [Paul] Hello? 1518 01:11:49,085 --> 01:11:50,543 'How are you?' 1519 01:11:50,627 --> 01:11:52,084 Oh, hi, Mum. 1520 01:11:53,544 --> 01:11:55,534 Yeah, just having a night in. 1521 01:11:55,627 --> 01:11:58,115 Yeah, l know. They were awful. 1522 01:12:03,169 --> 01:12:04,117 Yeah, yeah... 1523 01:12:06,919 --> 01:12:08,080 She's fine. 1524 01:12:08,169 --> 01:12:09,626 She...says hello. 1525 01:12:11,085 --> 01:12:13,076 Look, Mum, l've gotta go. 1526 01:12:13,169 --> 01:12:14,626 Supper's on the table. 1527 01:12:17,127 --> 01:12:18,584 l'll call you tomorrow. 1528 01:12:20,252 --> 01:12:21,200 Bye, Mum. 1529 01:13:01,044 --> 01:13:02,536 [Door opens] 1530 01:13:02,627 --> 01:13:05,660 Mr Ashworth, the play was supposed to start 1531 01:13:05,752 --> 01:13:07,743 five minutes ago. We're waiting. 1532 01:13:07,835 --> 01:13:09,826 No good, Miss. He's got the hump. 1533 01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:11,411 Have you had a row? 1534 01:13:11,502 --> 01:13:12,746 [Class sniggers] 1535 01:13:12,835 --> 01:13:14,328 [Paul] Shut up, Holly. 1536 01:13:14,419 --> 01:13:16,409 OK, everyone into the hall. 1537 01:13:17,544 --> 01:13:18,705 Quietly! 1538 01:13:25,877 --> 01:13:28,910 How did Arsenal get on last night? 1539 01:13:30,044 --> 01:13:31,501 YOU have a look. 1540 01:13:32,710 --> 01:13:34,500 Ooh...sorry. 1541 01:13:37,669 --> 01:13:39,126 They drew two-two. 1542 01:13:39,210 --> 01:13:40,668 What does that mean? 1543 01:13:40,752 --> 01:13:42,209 Dunno. Apart from bad. 1544 01:13:42,294 --> 01:13:45,043 lt means they have to beat Liverpool away 1545 01:13:45,127 --> 01:13:46,620 to win the Championship. 1546 01:13:46,710 --> 01:13:48,500 Now, l've heard of Liverpool. 1547 01:13:48,585 --> 01:13:51,418 They're famous for being good, aren't they? 1548 01:13:51,502 --> 01:13:54,037 Gary Lineker, Peter Shilton, all that lot. 1549 01:13:54,127 --> 01:13:56,118 So Arsenal have no chance? 1550 01:13:56,210 --> 01:13:58,201 None whatsoever, it says here. 1551 01:13:59,377 --> 01:14:01,581 But do we really CARE that much? 1552 01:14:08,585 --> 01:14:10,375 Don't bounce it in here. 1553 01:14:11,919 --> 01:14:13,080 Miss Hughes. 1554 01:14:15,044 --> 01:14:16,501 Are you chewing? 1555 01:14:16,585 --> 01:14:17,580 No. 1556 01:14:23,169 --> 01:14:26,202 And finally, l probably don't need to tell you 1557 01:14:26,294 --> 01:14:28,829 that the final of the South Hertfordshire 1558 01:14:28,919 --> 01:14:31,454 Schools Cup Competition takes place here 1559 01:14:31,544 --> 01:14:33,036 this afternoon at 4.30. 1560 01:14:33,127 --> 01:14:34,620 l'm sure you join me 1561 01:14:34,710 --> 01:14:36,950 in wishing Mr Ashworth and the boys 1562 01:14:37,044 --> 01:14:38,536 the very best of luck. 1563 01:14:38,627 --> 01:14:40,120 Not that they'll need it. 1564 01:14:40,210 --> 01:14:42,000 l know that many of you 1565 01:14:42,085 --> 01:14:43,827 will be anxious to get home 1566 01:14:43,919 --> 01:14:45,411 to start your homework. 1567 01:14:45,502 --> 01:14:49,282 But...those who feel they can spare the time, 1568 01:14:49,377 --> 01:14:52,410 and wish to lend their vocal encouragement, 1569 01:14:52,502 --> 01:14:53,995 will be most welcome. 1570 01:14:54,085 --> 01:14:55,033 Thank you. 1571 01:15:00,252 --> 01:15:01,745 l think you stand 1572 01:15:01,835 --> 01:15:03,328 an extremely good chance... 1573 01:15:03,419 --> 01:15:04,413 [lnaudible] 1574 01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,201 [Kids shouting encouragement] 1575 01:15:15,919 --> 01:15:17,080 [Cheering] 1576 01:15:23,377 --> 01:15:24,834 How are we doing? 1577 01:15:24,919 --> 01:15:26,376 Losing one-nil. 1578 01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,408 Playing shit. 1579 01:15:27,502 --> 01:15:28,959 How long to go? 1580 01:15:29,044 --> 01:15:30,205 Almost finished. 1581 01:15:36,919 --> 01:15:37,866 [Whistle] 1582 01:15:37,960 --> 01:15:39,334 [Paul] Penalty! 1583 01:15:43,794 --> 01:15:45,286 Come on, somebody! 1584 01:15:45,377 --> 01:15:46,834 [Shouting from crowd] 1585 01:15:48,502 --> 01:15:50,493 lt's all down to you, Rob. 1586 01:15:50,585 --> 01:15:52,078 Good boy, Robert. 1587 01:15:55,044 --> 01:15:56,418 [Excited shouting] 1588 01:16:09,585 --> 01:16:10,580 [Whistle] 1589 01:16:12,877 --> 01:16:14,370 [Groans of disappointment] 1590 01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:19,122 Rob! 1591 01:16:19,210 --> 01:16:20,584 You're useless! 1592 01:16:30,002 --> 01:16:33,035 Sorry, sir. You don't need to say anything. 1593 01:16:33,127 --> 01:16:34,620 l wasn't gonna say anything. 1594 01:16:35,752 --> 01:16:37,743 l should never have taken it. 1595 01:16:37,835 --> 01:16:39,328 No one else had the guts. 1596 01:16:39,419 --> 01:16:42,251 Yeah, so l'm stupid as well as useless. 1597 01:16:42,335 --> 01:16:45,369 Doesn't matter. You've had a brilliant season. 1598 01:16:45,460 --> 01:16:48,991 lt's not what l'm gonna remember, though, is it? 1599 01:16:50,252 --> 01:16:51,247 Anyway... 1600 01:16:53,377 --> 01:16:54,834 Winning this afternoon 1601 01:16:54,919 --> 01:16:56,909 and Arsenal winning tomorrow night... 1602 01:16:57,002 --> 01:17:00,581 - What would you go for? - Tomorrow night, of course. 1603 01:17:00,669 --> 01:17:02,126 There you go, then. 1604 01:17:02,210 --> 01:17:03,668 What? You're telling me 1605 01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:06,287 Arsenal are gonna win two-nil at Anfield. 1606 01:17:06,377 --> 01:17:08,912 Can't promise, can l? There's a chance. 1607 01:17:09,002 --> 01:17:11,537 You've done your bit. Missed a penalty. 1608 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,660 lf that's what it takes, it's worth it. 1609 01:17:14,752 --> 01:17:15,747 Yeah, 'course. 1610 01:17:30,252 --> 01:17:32,243 # What can l say? 1611 01:17:32,335 --> 01:17:34,243 # She's walking away 1612 01:17:35,460 --> 01:17:37,451 # From what we've seen 1613 01:17:40,252 --> 01:17:42,041 # What can l do? 1614 01:17:42,127 --> 01:17:43,916 # Still loving you 1615 01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:47,368 # lt's all a dream 1616 01:17:49,002 --> 01:17:52,035 # How can we hang on to dreams? 1617 01:17:54,835 --> 01:17:56,826 # How can it really be 1618 01:17:56,919 --> 01:17:58,708 # The way it seems? 1619 01:18:01,502 --> 01:18:03,291 # What can l do? 1620 01:18:03,377 --> 01:18:05,368 # She's saying we're through 1621 01:18:07,335 --> 01:18:08,828 # With how it was 1622 01:18:11,627 --> 01:18:13,120 # What will l try? 1623 01:18:13,210 --> 01:18:15,201 # l still don't see why 1624 01:18:17,127 --> 01:18:19,118 # She says what she does 1625 01:18:21,085 --> 01:18:24,083 # How can we hang on to dreams? 1626 01:18:26,085 --> 01:18:28,076 # How can it really be 1627 01:18:28,169 --> 01:18:29,958 # The way it seems? # 1628 01:18:42,294 --> 01:18:43,786 Good luck, sir. 1629 01:18:43,877 --> 01:18:46,365 You've got nothing to worry about. 1630 01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:47,657 No chance. 1631 01:18:47,752 --> 01:18:49,245 Hope you get stuffed, sir. 1632 01:19:07,544 --> 01:19:09,534 - Hi. - Oh, hi. 1633 01:19:11,252 --> 01:19:13,289 Off to watch the big match? 1634 01:19:14,377 --> 01:19:15,325 Yeah. 1635 01:19:15,419 --> 01:19:18,452 l just came to wish you good luck. 1636 01:19:18,544 --> 01:19:19,491 Thanks. 1637 01:19:19,585 --> 01:19:21,576 The boys in my GCSE set 1638 01:19:21,669 --> 01:19:24,204 were trying to explain it to me. 1639 01:19:24,294 --> 01:19:26,284 You have to win two-nil, right? 1640 01:19:26,377 --> 01:19:28,368 - Yeah. - lt's possible, isn't it? 1641 01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:30,250 You've got no chance, sir. 1642 01:19:30,335 --> 01:19:31,330 Shut up! 1643 01:19:32,919 --> 01:19:35,952 ls it right you've handed in your notice? 1644 01:19:36,044 --> 01:19:39,077 Yeah. l need more money. Child support. 1645 01:19:39,169 --> 01:19:41,159 We could've managed. Between us. 1646 01:19:41,252 --> 01:19:42,745 lt'd be a bit awkward, 1647 01:19:42,835 --> 01:19:44,328 working in the next room 1648 01:19:44,419 --> 01:19:46,954 to the absent father of your child. 1649 01:19:47,044 --> 01:19:48,038 Maybe. 1650 01:19:49,877 --> 01:19:52,910 Well, l'll be thinking of you tonight. 1651 01:19:53,002 --> 01:19:54,495 Are you gonna watch? 1652 01:19:54,585 --> 01:19:56,078 l'm not sure. 1653 01:19:56,169 --> 01:20:00,245 My fifth-formers are having and end-of-school party 1654 01:20:00,335 --> 01:20:03,369 and l've been invited. But l'll try. 1655 01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:06,494 lt doesn't matter. lt's only a stupid game. 1656 01:20:12,794 --> 01:20:14,370 [TV] 'The teams occupying 1657 01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:17,494 'first and second place in the Championship. 1658 01:20:17,585 --> 01:20:19,576 'The last match of the season 1659 01:20:19,669 --> 01:20:21,245 'for the League Championship. 1660 01:20:21,335 --> 01:20:23,871 'The Anfield roar welcoming and intimidating 1661 01:20:23,960 --> 01:20:26,531 'as we join our commentary team 1662 01:20:26,627 --> 01:20:28,618 'of David Pleat and Brian Moore. 1663 01:20:29,835 --> 01:20:31,328 'Thank you, Elton. 1664 01:20:31,419 --> 01:20:33,244 'Good evening, everybody. 1665 01:20:33,335 --> 01:20:35,125 'Arsenal on the pitch... 1666 01:20:35,210 --> 01:20:37,201 'with bouquets of flowers. 1667 01:20:37,294 --> 01:20:39,083 'Which l think are...' 1668 01:20:39,169 --> 01:20:40,626 We should be there. 1669 01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:42,500 You were the one who said 1670 01:20:42,585 --> 01:20:44,375 it wasn't worth the hassle. 1671 01:20:44,460 --> 01:20:47,494 l didn't know it'd be the title decider. 1672 01:20:48,627 --> 01:20:50,203 Anyway, imagine all those 1673 01:20:50,294 --> 01:20:51,668 Scousers celebrating. 1674 01:20:51,752 --> 01:20:53,743 l'd rather be down here 1675 01:20:53,835 --> 01:20:55,328 with my own people. 1676 01:20:55,419 --> 01:20:56,580 ..Person. 1677 01:20:56,669 --> 01:20:58,043 Thank you. 1678 01:21:02,752 --> 01:21:03,747 Oh, sorry. 1679 01:21:05,002 --> 01:21:06,993 # She's gone away, 1680 01:21:07,085 --> 01:21:09,076 # l don't know where 1681 01:21:10,877 --> 01:21:13,910 # Somewhere l can't follow her...# 1682 01:21:14,002 --> 01:21:16,834 Thought you were a football fan, Duncan. 1683 01:21:16,919 --> 01:21:18,909 That's why l can't stand Arsenal. 1684 01:21:19,002 --> 01:21:20,993 - Sounds like an old joke. - No joke. 1685 01:21:21,085 --> 01:21:23,076 - William? - Hate football. And Arsenal. 1686 01:21:23,169 --> 01:21:26,202 Don't you wanna know how they're getting on? 1687 01:21:26,294 --> 01:21:28,284 - No. - Go on, l bet you do. 1688 01:21:28,377 --> 01:21:29,834 We wouldn't mind. 1689 01:21:29,919 --> 01:21:32,454 Mind if Miss Hughes sticks the TV on? 1690 01:21:32,544 --> 01:21:34,036 She wants the football scores. 1691 01:21:34,127 --> 01:21:36,118 - l don't, really. - Not much. 1692 01:21:36,210 --> 01:21:38,201 l wonder why. lf you must, 1693 01:21:38,294 --> 01:21:40,284 but just to find out the score. 1694 01:21:40,377 --> 01:21:41,325 OK. 1695 01:21:41,419 --> 01:21:42,911 [Pop music playing] 1696 01:21:49,419 --> 01:21:51,409 Still nil-nil, first half. 1697 01:21:53,627 --> 01:21:55,120 'lnto that crowd it goes.' 1698 01:21:55,210 --> 01:21:56,786 [Woman] There he is - 1699 01:21:56,877 --> 01:21:58,370 my mate, Mickey Thomas. 1700 01:21:58,460 --> 01:21:59,953 Shut up, Mum. He's useless. 1701 01:22:00,044 --> 01:22:01,501 l like him. 1702 01:22:01,585 --> 01:22:03,244 Shows what YOU know. 1703 01:22:03,335 --> 01:22:05,041 'They out-played them 1704 01:22:05,127 --> 01:22:08,160 'for most of the Littlewoods Cup tie...' 1705 01:22:12,419 --> 01:22:14,244 Miracle of modern technology. 1706 01:22:14,335 --> 01:22:17,369 But it hasn't got an aerial or nothing. 1707 01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:19,083 lt doesn't need one. 1708 01:22:19,169 --> 01:22:21,491 [Football commentator] 'Positive charge by Adams 1709 01:22:21,585 --> 01:22:23,078 'but it falls to Whelan.' 1710 01:22:23,169 --> 01:22:25,159 [Phone rings] 1711 01:22:31,252 --> 01:22:32,745 Oh, hello, love. 1712 01:22:32,835 --> 01:22:35,869 l was wondering who'd dare ring tonight. 1713 01:22:35,960 --> 01:22:38,994 'Arsenal have some very big chaps...' 1714 01:22:39,085 --> 01:22:42,119 Your brother'll have the phone off the hook. 1715 01:22:42,210 --> 01:22:44,533 'lt'd be dangerous to give away...' 1716 01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,618 No score. No, not really. 1717 01:22:46,710 --> 01:22:50,241 They don't look like they're gonna let one in either. 1718 01:22:50,335 --> 01:22:51,283 Hold on. 1719 01:22:51,377 --> 01:22:52,834 '..Tangling with Whelan. 1720 01:22:52,919 --> 01:22:55,324 'Michael Thomas getting to the byline. 1721 01:22:55,419 --> 01:22:56,876 'Danger for Liverpool.' 1722 01:22:56,960 --> 01:22:57,955 Oh! 1723 01:22:58,044 --> 01:22:59,323 - No! - Ah! 1724 01:23:00,877 --> 01:23:03,544 That was it. That was our chance. 1725 01:23:03,627 --> 01:23:05,120 No, there'll be others. 1726 01:23:05,210 --> 01:23:06,703 You reckon? l don't. 1727 01:23:06,794 --> 01:23:08,251 'Arsenal within a whisker 1728 01:23:08,335 --> 01:23:10,456 'of getting the goal they wanted 1729 01:23:10,544 --> 01:23:12,036 'early in this game.' 1730 01:23:12,127 --> 01:23:13,620 Let's go out. 1731 01:23:13,710 --> 01:23:15,500 ..You're kidding. 1732 01:23:15,585 --> 01:23:17,576 No, let's go and get hammered. 1733 01:23:17,669 --> 01:23:19,126 Forget all about it. 1734 01:23:19,210 --> 01:23:21,201 l'm watching till the end. 1735 01:23:21,294 --> 01:23:22,751 Can't do that. Sorry. 1736 01:23:22,835 --> 01:23:24,328 'Just imagine the tension 1737 01:23:24,419 --> 01:23:27,452 'if Arsenal do manage to snatch a goal.' 1738 01:23:30,044 --> 01:23:30,991 Sit down. 1739 01:23:31,085 --> 01:23:32,543 There's no point! 1740 01:23:35,877 --> 01:23:37,370 l'm off in a minute. 1741 01:23:37,460 --> 01:23:39,451 l'll just...stay till half-time. 1742 01:23:41,835 --> 01:23:44,371 'Everyone's looking very closely at him. 1743 01:23:44,460 --> 01:23:48,122 'He's beginning to get the mood of this game...' 1744 01:23:48,210 --> 01:23:51,043 l'll just see what they've got to say. 1745 01:23:51,127 --> 01:23:52,584 Doin' OK, aren't we? 1746 01:23:52,669 --> 01:23:54,161 What's the use of OK? 1747 01:23:54,252 --> 01:23:56,787 Might as well be losing eight-nil. 1748 01:23:56,877 --> 01:23:59,412 lf you want to win a game two-nil, 1749 01:23:59,502 --> 01:24:04,124 you've got more chance if it's nil-nil at half-time 1750 01:24:04,210 --> 01:24:06,699 than if you're eight goals down. 1751 01:24:06,794 --> 01:24:08,784 You're living in cloud cuckoo land! 1752 01:24:08,877 --> 01:24:10,370 Join the real world! 1753 01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:14,240 ln the real world, it's nil-nil at half time! 1754 01:24:14,335 --> 01:24:16,622 Might as well be eight-nil. 1755 01:24:16,710 --> 01:24:19,744 Jesus, Paul, you need medical help. 1756 01:24:19,835 --> 01:24:21,826 You've got some kind of disease 1757 01:24:21,919 --> 01:24:24,786 that turns people into miserable bastards. 1758 01:24:25,919 --> 01:24:28,407 - Are you stayin'? - No! 1759 01:24:28,502 --> 01:24:30,825 'l'm just wondering at what stage 1760 01:24:30,919 --> 01:24:32,411 'George Graham will decide...' 1761 01:24:32,502 --> 01:24:35,535 Just watch a couple of minutes of the second half. 1762 01:24:44,627 --> 01:24:47,162 'Winterburn and Richardson behind it. 1763 01:24:47,252 --> 01:24:50,001 'Adams made a darting little run in there. 1764 01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:51,033 'And Smith!' 1765 01:24:51,127 --> 01:24:53,118 - Y-E-E-ES! - YES! 1766 01:24:53,210 --> 01:24:54,537 - Ha, ha! - Yeah! 1767 01:24:54,627 --> 01:24:55,906 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1768 01:24:56,002 --> 01:24:57,163 'Liverpool players 1769 01:24:57,252 --> 01:24:58,875 'are surrounding the referee.' 1770 01:25:00,002 --> 01:25:01,543 He's gonna disallow it now. 1771 01:25:01,627 --> 01:25:03,831 Typical. Bet you any money you like. 1772 01:25:03,919 --> 01:25:06,833 'He's coming to have a word with the linesman. 1773 01:25:06,919 --> 01:25:08,909 'Now - a crucial decision here. 1774 01:25:10,419 --> 01:25:12,374 'Ronnie Whelan looking on there. 1775 01:25:12,460 --> 01:25:13,953 'The goal's been given.' 1776 01:25:14,044 --> 01:25:15,418 YE-E-ES! 1777 01:25:17,044 --> 01:25:18,833 lsn't that just like Arsenal? 1778 01:25:18,919 --> 01:25:20,909 They need two so they score one 1779 01:25:21,002 --> 01:25:22,791 just to get us all going. 1780 01:25:22,877 --> 01:25:27,997 You want 'em to score a second before they scored the first? 1781 01:25:29,752 --> 01:25:31,743 'And what a game we have now. 1782 01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:34,418 'The breakthrough by Arsenal, 1783 01:25:34,502 --> 01:25:36,078 'their fans... 1784 01:25:36,169 --> 01:25:37,661 'are delighted. 1785 01:25:40,377 --> 01:25:41,870 'Back to Smith. 1786 01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:43,453 'Adams there with him. 1787 01:25:45,335 --> 01:25:46,497 'Merson... 1788 01:25:47,627 --> 01:25:48,575 'Richardson... 1789 01:25:48,669 --> 01:25:50,161 'A chance here... 1790 01:25:50,252 --> 01:25:51,200 'Thomas!' 1791 01:25:51,294 --> 01:25:52,455 Oh! 1792 01:25:52,544 --> 01:25:54,250 '..Grobbelar grabbed it.' 1793 01:25:54,335 --> 01:25:55,828 Told you. He's useless. 1794 01:25:57,960 --> 01:26:00,164 'Suddenly, Thomas, totally unmarked...' 1795 01:26:00,252 --> 01:26:03,084 That's it. l've had enough. l'm off. 1796 01:26:03,169 --> 01:26:04,661 Good. Fucking good riddance! 1797 01:26:04,752 --> 01:26:06,245 Are you coming? 1798 01:26:06,335 --> 01:26:07,283 No! 1799 01:26:07,377 --> 01:26:08,870 lt's M Y flat! 1800 01:26:08,960 --> 01:26:10,951 You try gettin' me out of it. 1801 01:26:16,585 --> 01:26:18,576 'And Hansen will get it back. 1802 01:26:24,544 --> 01:26:26,534 'Quarter of an hour left.' 1803 01:26:26,627 --> 01:26:28,001 They've scored! 1804 01:26:28,085 --> 01:26:29,578 OK, listen up, everyone. 1805 01:26:32,585 --> 01:26:34,576 l don't know what to say now. 1806 01:26:34,669 --> 01:26:36,043 [Everyone] Sasha! 1807 01:26:36,127 --> 01:26:38,118 Um, well, basically, Miss Hughes, 1808 01:26:38,210 --> 01:26:39,703 we had a whip-round 1809 01:26:39,794 --> 01:26:42,329 and bought you a thank-you present. 1810 01:26:42,419 --> 01:26:43,876 Was that it? 1811 01:26:43,960 --> 01:26:46,994 Brief and to the point. Thank you. 1812 01:26:47,085 --> 01:26:48,708 Wait. There's a bit more. 1813 01:26:48,794 --> 01:26:51,247 Well, we didn't like you at first 1814 01:26:51,335 --> 01:26:53,326 'cause you gave us too much work. 1815 01:26:53,419 --> 01:26:54,911 But we really enjoyed it 1816 01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:57,537 and we think we'll pass our exams 1817 01:26:57,627 --> 01:26:59,618 so you must be a good teacher. 1818 01:26:59,710 --> 01:27:02,246 Scott, who's at home watching football, 1819 01:27:02,335 --> 01:27:04,326 says you're like George Graham 1820 01:27:04,419 --> 01:27:07,203 because you push us hard and get results. 1821 01:27:07,294 --> 01:27:08,537 [Cheering] 1822 01:27:09,835 --> 01:27:11,245 Dinner's ready, guys! 1823 01:27:11,335 --> 01:27:12,330 [Cheers] 1824 01:27:19,544 --> 01:27:22,079 # Been around the world and l, l, l 1825 01:27:22,169 --> 01:27:23,958 # l can't find my baby 1826 01:27:24,044 --> 01:27:27,077 # l don't know when, l don't know why 1827 01:27:27,169 --> 01:27:28,709 # Why he's gone away 1828 01:27:28,794 --> 01:27:32,870 # And l don't know where he can be 1829 01:27:32,960 --> 01:27:34,334 # My baby 1830 01:27:34,419 --> 01:27:36,409 # But l'm gonna find him 1831 01:27:36,710 --> 01:27:39,543 # l'm going to fi-i-i-ind him 1832 01:27:42,752 --> 01:27:45,240 # My...b-b-b-b-baby 1833 01:27:57,585 --> 01:27:59,576 # l did too much lying 1834 01:27:59,669 --> 01:28:02,702 # Wasted too much time 1835 01:28:02,794 --> 01:28:04,784 # Now l'm here and crying 1836 01:28:04,877 --> 01:28:06,334 # Now, now, now 1837 01:28:06,419 --> 01:28:07,876 # Been around the world 1838 01:28:07,960 --> 01:28:09,453 # and l, l, l...# 1839 01:28:09,544 --> 01:28:10,705 Highbury, please. 1840 01:28:10,794 --> 01:28:11,788 Whereabouts? 1841 01:28:12,877 --> 01:28:14,334 Just around the corner 1842 01:28:14,419 --> 01:28:15,876 from the Arsenal ground. 1843 01:28:15,960 --> 01:28:18,164 l don't wanna go there tonight. 1844 01:28:18,252 --> 01:28:19,247 Not now. 1845 01:28:19,335 --> 01:28:21,290 lt's in Liverpool, the football. 1846 01:28:21,377 --> 01:28:23,166 But l'm tapin' it, see. 1847 01:28:23,252 --> 01:28:25,243 They'll give the game away there. 1848 01:28:25,335 --> 01:28:26,828 They'll be doin' their nut 1849 01:28:26,919 --> 01:28:28,909 or be as quiet as the grave. 1850 01:28:29,002 --> 01:28:30,495 You can go in and out 1851 01:28:30,585 --> 01:28:32,043 before the final whistle. 1852 01:28:32,127 --> 01:28:33,584 Come on, then. 1853 01:28:33,669 --> 01:28:36,074 # Lookin' for my baby 1854 01:28:36,169 --> 01:28:38,622 # Been around the world 1855 01:28:38,710 --> 01:28:41,115 # And l'm gonna... ## 1856 01:28:41,210 --> 01:28:43,201 You're an Arsenal fan, then? 1857 01:28:43,294 --> 01:28:45,284 Used to be, when l was a kid. 1858 01:28:45,377 --> 01:28:47,581 Charlie George an' all of them. 1859 01:28:47,669 --> 01:28:49,161 l don't go any more. 1860 01:28:49,252 --> 01:28:52,285 l'd bloody love 'em to win tonight. 1861 01:28:52,377 --> 01:28:53,870 l'd bloody love it! 1862 01:28:58,877 --> 01:29:00,868 'Remember, Arsenal need two goals. 1863 01:29:00,960 --> 01:29:03,496 'At the moment, they have one. 1864 01:29:04,835 --> 01:29:06,625 'lf it stays this way, 1865 01:29:06,710 --> 01:29:09,744 'Liverpool will be Champions for the 1 9th time.' 1866 01:29:09,835 --> 01:29:13,699 We shouldn't even have turned the TV on this evening. 1867 01:29:13,794 --> 01:29:15,583 'But will it stay this way?' 1868 01:29:15,669 --> 01:29:18,074 What did we think would happen? 1869 01:29:22,335 --> 01:29:25,997 l don't reckon l'll be able to carry on after this. 1870 01:29:26,085 --> 01:29:28,076 l won't be able to... 1871 01:29:28,169 --> 01:29:29,661 pick myself up. 1872 01:29:32,544 --> 01:29:34,333 Well, to get this close! 1873 01:29:34,419 --> 01:29:37,452 'Unless there is an amazing and dramatic...' 1874 01:29:37,544 --> 01:29:39,534 Why did l listen to you? 1875 01:29:39,627 --> 01:29:40,575 Me? 1876 01:29:40,669 --> 01:29:42,659 You said we had a chance! 1877 01:29:42,752 --> 01:29:44,541 Well, we did. We do! 1878 01:29:44,627 --> 01:29:47,080 We're practically in injury time! 1879 01:29:47,169 --> 01:29:49,159 'Arsenal have powered forward 1880 01:29:49,252 --> 01:29:51,740 'in search of the second goal.' 1881 01:29:53,377 --> 01:29:55,368 l might start supporting a team 1882 01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:56,953 that never wins. 1883 01:29:57,044 --> 01:29:58,536 Orient or someone. 1884 01:29:58,627 --> 01:30:01,162 At least you know where you stand. 1885 01:30:01,252 --> 01:30:03,041 You don't lay yourself open 1886 01:30:03,127 --> 01:30:04,620 to situations like this. 1887 01:30:04,710 --> 01:30:06,203 [Door buzzer] 1888 01:30:06,294 --> 01:30:08,414 '..His team-mate, John Aldridge...' 1889 01:30:08,502 --> 01:30:09,995 Can you believe that? 1890 01:30:10,085 --> 01:30:11,875 You're on your way out. 1891 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:14,994 See what they want when you're down there. 1892 01:30:15,085 --> 01:30:17,490 'Presumably, we'll have to go on. 1893 01:30:17,585 --> 01:30:19,126 'And remember, 1894 01:30:19,210 --> 01:30:22,244 'Arsenal have both substitutes already on.' 1895 01:30:22,335 --> 01:30:23,497 [Door buzzer] 1896 01:30:23,585 --> 01:30:25,043 'One minute to go. 1897 01:30:25,127 --> 01:30:28,208 'McMahon has got the word from the Kop, obviously. 1898 01:30:28,294 --> 01:30:30,533 'But nobody knows quite how much time 1899 01:30:30,627 --> 01:30:32,416 'the referee will add on.' 1900 01:30:32,502 --> 01:30:33,959 This is awful! 1901 01:30:34,044 --> 01:30:36,034 lt's like the end of the world! 1902 01:30:36,127 --> 01:30:39,125 'lf Arsenal ARE to lose the Championship, 1903 01:30:39,210 --> 01:30:41,699 'having had such a lead at one time, 1904 01:30:41,794 --> 01:30:43,251 'it's somewhat poetic justice 1905 01:30:43,335 --> 01:30:44,793 'that they have the result 1906 01:30:44,877 --> 01:30:47,116 'even though they're not to win it.' 1907 01:30:47,210 --> 01:30:48,703 Oh, shut up, Pleat. 1908 01:30:48,794 --> 01:30:50,286 [Door buzzer again] 1909 01:30:50,377 --> 01:30:52,368 'You can see we're now 1910 01:30:52,460 --> 01:30:54,451 'well into time added on.' 1911 01:30:55,877 --> 01:30:58,412 Will you please, please, please, please 1912 01:30:58,502 --> 01:31:00,409 please just fucking fuck off! 1913 01:31:00,502 --> 01:31:03,749 You have arrived during the worst 60 seconds of my life 1914 01:31:03,835 --> 01:31:05,625 and l don't want to see you! 1915 01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:07,203 [Slams window shut] 1916 01:31:09,669 --> 01:31:12,915 l ask you! What sort of berk would do that? 1917 01:31:13,002 --> 01:31:16,581 You'd just about forgive an alien from Planet Tharg 1918 01:31:16,669 --> 01:31:18,126 but even then, you'd... 1919 01:31:21,044 --> 01:31:22,536 Where you going? 1920 01:31:22,627 --> 01:31:24,617 You're mad! You might miss something! 1921 01:31:32,460 --> 01:31:33,953 'Adams is after his man. 1922 01:31:34,044 --> 01:31:36,034 'But Barnes will not be denied. 1923 01:31:36,127 --> 01:31:38,034 'Yes, he will, by Richardson. 1924 01:31:38,127 --> 01:31:39,620 'Down and injured. 1925 01:31:41,335 --> 01:31:42,792 'Streaming forward now 1926 01:31:42,877 --> 01:31:45,412 'in what will be their last attack. 1927 01:31:45,502 --> 01:31:47,706 'Good ball by Dixon, finding Smith. 1928 01:31:47,794 --> 01:31:48,741 'To Thomas. 1929 01:31:52,127 --> 01:31:54,331 PA-A-A-A-A-AUL! 1930 01:31:54,419 --> 01:31:56,705 'Charging through the midfield, Thomas!' 1931 01:32:03,585 --> 01:32:05,955 'lt's up for grabs now... 1932 01:32:06,044 --> 01:32:07,417 'Thomas! 1933 01:32:07,502 --> 01:32:08,995 'Right at the end.' 1934 01:32:09,085 --> 01:32:10,910 A-A-A-A-A-A-AH! 1935 01:32:11,002 --> 01:32:12,495 'An unbelievable climax 1936 01:32:12,585 --> 01:32:14,078 'to the League season!' 1937 01:32:14,169 --> 01:32:16,159 A-A-A-A-A-A-AH! 1938 01:32:17,752 --> 01:32:19,328 Mickey Thomas! 1939 01:32:19,419 --> 01:32:20,911 Yeah! 1940 01:32:21,002 --> 01:32:22,032 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1941 01:32:22,127 --> 01:32:23,501 Oh! 1942 01:32:23,585 --> 01:32:24,747 Oh... 1943 01:32:39,377 --> 01:32:41,367 How much injury time is there? 1944 01:32:41,460 --> 01:32:43,250 They've had two minutes already. 1945 01:32:43,335 --> 01:32:45,871 They'll go straight up the other end 1946 01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:47,334 and score. 1947 01:32:51,960 --> 01:32:53,867 [Football commentary] 1948 01:32:57,960 --> 01:32:59,122 [Whistle] 1949 01:33:01,210 --> 01:33:03,201 'That's the final whistle. 1950 01:33:03,294 --> 01:33:04,786 'Arsenal, the Champions.' 1951 01:33:04,877 --> 01:33:06,867 And Ashworth has done it! 1952 01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:08,204 Arsenal! 1953 01:33:08,294 --> 01:33:09,537 Arsenal! 1954 01:33:09,627 --> 01:33:11,369 We are the Champions! 1955 01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:12,455 YEAH! 1956 01:33:14,794 --> 01:33:16,784 [Tumultuous cheering] 1957 01:33:25,044 --> 01:33:28,077 # From the dark end of the street 1958 01:33:29,752 --> 01:33:32,703 # To the bright side of the road 1959 01:33:35,460 --> 01:33:38,494 # We'll be lovers once again 1960 01:33:38,585 --> 01:33:41,619 # On the bright side of the road 1961 01:33:41,710 --> 01:33:42,907 YES! 1962 01:33:46,919 --> 01:33:48,909 # Little darling, come with me 1963 01:33:51,752 --> 01:33:54,785 # You can help me share my load 1964 01:33:56,460 --> 01:33:59,494 # From the dark end of the street 1965 01:33:59,585 --> 01:34:02,619 # To the bright side of the road...# 1966 01:34:04,544 --> 01:34:06,036 l KNEW we'd do it. 1967 01:34:06,127 --> 01:34:07,620 l had this feeling. 1968 01:34:07,710 --> 01:34:08,658 Oh, yeah? 1969 01:34:08,752 --> 01:34:10,245 You're a lying bastard. 1970 01:34:10,335 --> 01:34:11,828 No, no, honestly. 1971 01:34:11,919 --> 01:34:13,411 On the surface, 1972 01:34:13,502 --> 01:34:15,492 l was all negativity and doubt. 1973 01:34:15,585 --> 01:34:18,832 But on the inside, you gotta believe, haven't you? 1974 01:34:34,169 --> 01:34:35,791 # Baby, some time 1975 01:34:35,877 --> 01:34:38,958 # l feel some time, l don't know why... 1976 01:34:45,460 --> 01:34:47,451 [Chanting football songs] 1977 01:34:51,544 --> 01:34:54,079 # Let's enjoy it while we can 1978 01:34:54,169 --> 01:34:56,657 # Let's enjoy it while we can 1979 01:34:56,752 --> 01:34:59,999 # Help me sing my song 1980 01:35:00,085 --> 01:35:03,036 # Help me sing my song 1981 01:35:03,127 --> 01:35:04,916 # Little darling, follow me 1982 01:35:05,002 --> 01:35:08,035 # To the bright side of the road 1983 01:35:13,127 --> 01:35:16,160 # From the dark end of the street 1984 01:35:16,252 --> 01:35:19,285 # From the dark end of the street 1985 01:35:19,377 --> 01:35:22,410 # To the bright side of the road 1986 01:35:22,502 --> 01:35:25,535 # To the bright side of the road... # 1987 01:35:34,210 --> 01:35:35,703 [Cheering and singing] 1988 01:35:42,544 --> 01:35:44,036 l AM sorry. 1989 01:35:44,127 --> 01:35:45,075 No. 1990 01:35:45,169 --> 01:35:46,661 No, thank YOU. 1991 01:35:46,752 --> 01:35:49,785 l wouldn't have missed this for the world! 1992 01:35:58,169 --> 01:35:59,330 PAUL! 1993 01:35:59,419 --> 01:36:00,911 Friend of yours? 1994 01:36:02,044 --> 01:36:04,034 A guy l work with. 1995 01:36:04,127 --> 01:36:05,584 He's enjoying himself. 1996 01:36:05,669 --> 01:36:06,616 Yeah. 1997 01:36:06,710 --> 01:36:08,701 l've never seen him so happy. 1998 01:36:47,127 --> 01:36:48,916 [Paul] When l think back 1999 01:36:49,002 --> 01:36:50,992 to the 26th of May, 1 989 now, 2000 01:36:51,085 --> 01:36:52,578 it's impossible to explain 2001 01:36:52,669 --> 01:36:55,204 exactly what happened to either of us. 2002 01:36:55,294 --> 01:36:58,327 All three of us if you count the team. 2003 01:36:58,419 --> 01:37:00,077 But l do know this - 2004 01:37:00,169 --> 01:37:03,202 my relationship with Arsenal changed that night. 2005 01:37:03,294 --> 01:37:06,327 lt was as if l'd jumped on to the shoulders of the team 2006 01:37:06,419 --> 01:37:08,954 and they'd carried me into the light 2007 01:37:09,044 --> 01:37:12,077 that had suddenly shone down on all of us. 2008 01:37:12,169 --> 01:37:13,958 And the lift they gave me 2009 01:37:14,044 --> 01:37:17,623 enabled be to part company with them in some ways. 2010 01:37:17,710 --> 01:37:20,744 We still see each other all the time 2011 01:37:20,835 --> 01:37:23,667 and l still love them and hate them. 2012 01:37:23,752 --> 01:37:25,742 But l have my own life now. 2013 01:37:25,835 --> 01:37:27,328 My successes and failures 2014 01:37:27,419 --> 01:37:29,907 aren't necessarily linked up with theirs. 2015 01:37:30,002 --> 01:37:33,035 That's got to be a good thing, l suppose. 2016 01:37:33,127 --> 01:37:35,959 Life's never gonna be this good again. 2017 01:37:36,044 --> 01:37:38,034 Fuck off. Don't start on me. 2018 01:37:38,127 --> 01:37:39,584 No, you don't get... 2019 01:37:39,669 --> 01:37:41,659 - What's his name? - Michael Thomas. 2020 01:37:41,752 --> 01:37:44,785 You don't get Michael Thomas moments in real life. 2021 01:37:44,877 --> 01:37:47,412 You don't get many in football, either. 2022 01:37:47,502 --> 01:37:49,492 l'm not in such a state, am l? 2023 01:37:49,585 --> 01:37:51,576 l didn't need saving after all. 2024 01:37:52,710 --> 01:37:53,658 What? 2025 01:37:53,752 --> 01:37:55,245 Let's not get carried away. 2026 01:37:55,335 --> 01:37:57,326 You're still a tragic human being. 2027 01:37:57,419 --> 01:37:59,907 Do we look particularly tragic tonight? 2028 01:38:00,002 --> 01:38:01,992 Didn't see many Miss Jean Brodies 2029 01:38:02,085 --> 01:38:03,542 leaping around the streets. 2030 01:38:03,627 --> 01:38:07,158 All too busy writing out tomorrow's lesson plans. 2031 01:38:07,252 --> 01:38:10,285 Where did you find the term ''lesson plan''? 2032 01:38:10,377 --> 01:38:12,367 You've never planned a lesson. 2033 01:38:12,460 --> 01:38:14,451 l've got better things to do. 2034 01:38:14,544 --> 01:38:16,036 Oh, is that right? 2035 01:38:20,669 --> 01:38:23,702 ls, er, is George Graham really horrible? 2036 01:38:23,794 --> 01:38:24,741 Why? 2037 01:38:24,835 --> 01:38:26,209 No reason. 2038 01:38:26,294 --> 01:38:29,327 Has somebody else noticed the resemblance? 2039 01:38:29,419 --> 01:38:30,876 Yeah. My fifth-formers. 2040 01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:32,951 Hah! He has the reputation 2041 01:38:33,044 --> 01:38:35,034 of being mean and dour 2042 01:38:35,127 --> 01:38:36,584 and unapproachable and... 2043 01:38:36,669 --> 01:38:38,659 OK, OK. Thank you, Paul. 2044 01:38:38,752 --> 01:38:40,742 l think l get the message. 2045 01:38:41,877 --> 01:38:43,038 And driven! 2046 01:39:06,085 --> 01:39:08,076 # l think l'm going back 2047 01:39:09,752 --> 01:39:13,331 # To the things l learned so well 2048 01:39:13,419 --> 01:39:15,409 # ln my youth 2049 01:39:19,002 --> 01:39:21,621 # l think l'm returning to... 2050 01:39:23,377 --> 01:39:26,410 # Those days when l was young enough 2051 01:39:26,502 --> 01:39:29,037 # To know the truth 2052 01:39:30,669 --> 01:39:34,248 # Now there are no games 2053 01:39:34,335 --> 01:39:37,914 # To only pass the time 2054 01:39:39,627 --> 01:39:42,032 # No more electric trains 2055 01:39:43,794 --> 01:39:46,329 # No more trees to climb 2056 01:39:48,377 --> 01:39:51,825 # But thinking young and growing older 2057 01:39:51,919 --> 01:39:53,909 # ls no sin 2058 01:39:56,710 --> 01:39:58,701 # And l can play 2059 01:39:58,794 --> 01:40:02,373 # The game of life to win 2060 01:40:05,877 --> 01:40:08,282 # l can recall a time... 2061 01:40:09,627 --> 01:40:11,617 # When l wasn't ashamed 2062 01:40:11,710 --> 01:40:15,289 # To reach out to a friend 2063 01:40:18,794 --> 01:40:20,950 # Now l think l've got... 2064 01:40:22,752 --> 01:40:28,416 # A lot more than just my toys to lend 2065 01:40:30,877 --> 01:40:33,365 # Now there's more to do 2066 01:40:35,044 --> 01:40:38,077 # Than watch my sail boats glide 2067 01:40:39,419 --> 01:40:41,824 # And every day can be... 2068 01:40:43,585 --> 01:40:45,990 # A magic carpet ride 2069 01:40:48,377 --> 01:40:51,410 # A little bit of courage 2070 01:40:51,502 --> 01:40:53,492 # ls all we lack 2071 01:40:56,919 --> 01:40:59,123 # So catch me if you can... 2072 01:41:00,585 --> 01:41:03,334 # l'm going back # 2073 01:41:09,835 --> 01:41:13,746 DVD Subtitles by European Captioning lnstitute Ltd 138957