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- Previously on
"below deck sailing yacht."

- you're only looking at the
things that haven't been done.

- Ciara, stop ----ing with me.

- Paget and I working
in the same department--

it's more of an adjustment
than I thought.

- Wrap it round, wrap it round.

- If we hit the dock,
it could be

hundreds of thousands
of dollars of damage.

- It's so ----ing
ridiculous.

- Do you like my hair
when it goes frizzy?

- You look hot.

- I'm enjoying the casual
flirtation

between adam and I right now.

- Hey, parks, what's up.

- When last were you
in a relationship?

- Last year.

Parting ways with katie
is the hardest thing

I've ever had to do.

- So we have sylvia, a single
mother from boise, idaho,

her daughter, and their
one-month-old daughter.

- Is that even legal?
- These parents are crazy.

- Hi.
- Welcome aboard.

- What do we have to do to
stay a couple extra weeks?

- We can organize that,
we can organize that.

- Are you guys heading to
the beach to check it out?

- As soon as a superior
tells me that I can go.

- I know.

- I'm not perfect.

- Your hair looks good.
Matches the head that it's on.

- This is my first time
working with anyone.

- The laundry is a
----ing sh---show.

- Madison?
- Yeah?

- Can you help georgia?

- Dude, I'm one human being.

I'm doing service and then
having to go do turn-downs.

- You can go to the beach now.
- There's only so much I can do.

- Can leave you
to finish the master?

- [ sighs ]

[bleep] me.

- Break her down
to ----ing pulp.

- I'm already torturing myself
trying to get the best out of me

that I can,
so [bleep] you guys.

- I'd ----ing can her ass.

- So I was down and then
I got to the cabin area,

and I'm like, can I leave you
to do the master,

and then she goes, [bleep] me.

- I'd ----ing can
her ass, personally.

- Jenna talking about me
behind my back

is starting to become
a bit of a pattern.

- Georgia was telling me

she feels like you
think she's incompetent.

- But [bleep],
what am I going to do?

I'm very cautious about coming
across as disrespectful,

because that will
also get me fired.

I'm just going to have
to watch my back.

- If she's gonna be
disrespectful--

- and I'm not a bitch,
you know?

[ laughs ]
- why are you laughing?

- Because it's kinda why
I like you.

You know how to
hold your ground.

- Yeah.
- For lack of other terms.

- Whoa, this is fantastic.
- So good.

- So I just wanted to check
in to see if you did feel

like going to the bonfire.
- We're going.

[ yawning ]

- adam, where can I find
the s'mores stuff?

I'm gonna take madison
over now to set up.

I'm just gonna change
real quick.

- I'm good, I'm gonna
stay back with this one.

- Have a good sleep.
- Thank you.

- Oh!
- She's done?

- It would have been nice
to, like, know that I was going

instead of being told
20 seconds before leaving.

What the [bleep], dude?

Jenna and georgia
both have one job.

Apparently, I have five jobs.

- You guys coming back
to get the guests?

- Any second now.

- Okay, they're all here
on the aft deck.

- Should we come down?
- Yeah, if you guys are ready.

- Like, yeah.
- Oh, no.

- Like, fall into the water.
I got it, I got it.

- Okay.
You guys all jumping in?

- No, I gotta stay on board.

- Aw.
- Stay aboard?

- I gotta stay here.
- Aw.

- Have fun!
- Goodbye, captain!

- Copy.

Welcome to your private beach.

- Thank you.

- Wow, this is awesome.
- Thank you.

- Yeah, of course.
- Thank you.

- We have s'mores
for everyone, too.

- Yeah!

- Wow.

- When we speak to each
other face-to-face,

I think we're on the same team.

But I don't really feel I can
trust jenna at this point.

- Do you think we should talk
trash about adam and jess

and angelica right now?
- Damn baby.

- Yeah.

[ baby crying ]

- shh!

- I'm going to bed.
- Good night, mate.

See you in the morning.
- See you in the morning.

- Yeah, midnight, I think
I'm pretty far behind.

- Yeah, me too.

- Woo, got smoke in my face.

- With the wine--
I love the commitment.

- Looks like you burned that.
- Right, what I want.

- I hate sandy feet.

Sandy feet and wet kneecaps--
I hate 'em.

- This is not mine either.
- Really?

- I'm not a 32, I'm a 34 waist.

- You're the 34--
I don't think you're fat.

I just thought you were the
manliest man on the boat.

I think it's honestly
a good thing

if I don't actually
nail everyone's measurements

first time.

I think that means that
I'm not like, you know--

- well, mine are normally black.

- Your girlfriend buys your
underwear for you, I know.

- Yeah, again,
you always upset me.

I'm going.

- Are you ready?
- Yeah.

- All right, let's do it.
- Cool.

- Ooh!

- The tender is en route
back to the boat.

- How was the beach?
- So nice.

- Was it nice?
- Yeah.

- That's okay, there's
not that much stuff.

- You'll be okay?
- Yeah, I'll be fine.

- Okay.
- Go to bed.

- All right, I'm off to bed.

- Sleep well.
- All right, thanks, jenna.

Good night.

- And we'll see you
in the morning.

- Yeah.

- Paget and I have been
bickering a lot

the last few days, and I just
don't wanna deal with it.

There's not that much stuff.
I'll do it on my own.

When I was little my nickname
was "I do it,"

because I just preferred
to do everything on my own.

I just want
some space right now.

- Madison.
- Yeah?

- All the guests have
gone to bed.

I've cleaned up
mostly everything.

- I hate to be the bearer
of bad news,

but this is where laundry's at.

Yeah, we're drying
guest laundry,

we're gonna finish
drying these towels.

You don't have to fold anything
except the guest stuff.

- What the [bleep]?

Laundry is georgia's thing.

So is georgia really slow
at her job,

or is jenna just bad
at giving instruction?

Someone call scooby doo, because
this mystery needs to be solved.

I'm gonna have coffee.
- Good night, byron.

- Night, sleep well.

[ baby fussing, whining ]

- mm.

[ grunting ]
oh.

- See you in the morning.

[ alarm beeping ]

- hey.
[ baby crying ]

someone's a hungry girl.

- There you go, honey.

- Paget, is it a bit of a puzzle
just figuring out these covers?

We've gotta try 'em on.

- Yeah, it's a bit of trial
and error, really.

They're new covers,
so I'm not 100 percent sure

which ones are for which.

- Blasphemy!

- Good morning.
- Good morning.

- How did you sleep?
- Good, actually.

- Good.
- Adam didn't sleep, so--

- aw.

Breakfast is just anywhere
between 9:00 and 10:00ish.

- Okay, perfect.

[ sighs ]

- madison was supposed
to do the laundry

and she hadn't done
it to completion.

[bleep]

I've got enough problems
between myself and jenna,

and I don't want
to lose my job on the premise

of someone else's mistakes.

- How's your yogurt?
- Delicious.

- I can't keep a straight face.
- Why?

- I don't know why, it's weird.
[ clears throat ]

I'm totally enjoying this
flirtatious banter

that I've got going
on with jenna,

but I know how quickly
and easily

I can be infatuated
with someone.

Like to pursue something?

Wes is moving in on malia.

I'm not too happy about it.

Are you getting
all ----ing tense?

She was distracting.

- I know, exactly.

It's like dude, get your
head out this chick's ass

and ----ing go and menu-plan.

- You got chef and chief stew.

If this were to go belly-up,
that would be a disaster.

Getting a little...
Woo, it's warm in here.

Is my vent working?

- You gonna come have
breakfast with nana?

- Ladies, got some hot food
in the galley for you.

- Pastries galore.
- Oh, yum.

- Yum.
- Wow.

- Thank you very much.
- You're welcome.

- I'm gonna have to go
on a major diet after this.

- Stupid covers.
- Hello.

- I just wanted to
double-check the plan.

- Over there, there's loads
of interesting rocks.

You can jump off one part
for cliff-jumping.

- And then doing
a little bit of a sail.

- Exactly.

- No.
- Why?

- Glenn told me unless
we were, like, under sail,

I should be in my polo.
- Yeah.

- Yeah, so that would be now.
- Okay.

- Otherwise, you look bad.

- [ scoffs ] why do you
care what they think?

The guests don't care if
I'm in a polo or a t-shirt.

They're just worried about
what they get for breakfast.

- You're making me
look stupid, dude.

- I'm making you look stupid?
- Yes.

Go and change and
I'll do the cushions.

- Okay.

The posh world of yachting.

- I feel like a king.

Honestly, like, I feel like
some king at a royal feast.

- Bah, humbug.

I've got, like, specific
----ing things to do.

- Okay. I understand
it's frustrating, but,

like, I have jenna
saying things to me,

I have you saying things to me.

I'm literally doing the best
I ----ing can

and it's really starting
to get to me.

I'm just, like--I feel
like people are just lashing out

at me because
I'm the middle person,

and it's really upsetting.

- I'm saying, like,
how can we--

- [ groaning ] oh.
- It is a half-hour--

- I just need--I just need
a minute, I'm sorry.

- Coming up...

- We're ready to go sailing.

- Hold that baby, adam.

Ooh--ooh-- [ screams ]

- and later...

[ creaking, grinding ]

- whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Byron! Byron!

I don't know where
the [bleep] everybody is.

[ baby fussing ]
- ooh, honey.

- Now there's a handsome
young chap.

- We should get some ascots.
- What are ascots?

- The little...

- Now you're taking it too far..

Let's get the rest of
these covers on.

- I'm gonna take her down,

I think, adam, see if
I can get her to sleep.

- Is everyone finished for now?
- Yes.

- Paget can take you
to cliff-jumping,

and then the plan for the
afternoon was just to sail.

- That'd be fun.

- Hi.
- Hey.

- I need a hand.

- Yes, I know.

- I assumed somebody's going
wakeboarding or something.

- No, you didn't know
what's going on.

- Paget, paget, the guests are
ready to go cliff-jumping.

- Copy, thanks.

- So pretty.
- It's gorgeous.

- Killer day for this.
- Yeah.

Are we good?
- Ready?

- Yeah, whenever you're ready.
- Let's do it.

- That is beautiful.

- The rock I was thinking of
was this one just here.

- Oh, this is gonna be sick.

- He's got like
three meters of air.

- Ah!

- That was great.

- Shh, shh, shh.

- You can go on a break.

- Okay, sure.
About cleaning the cabins--

- yeah?

- I can do
three minutes a cabin,

but it's only uninterrupted.

- Well, we'll work on it.

- Jenna's still not
trustworthy overall.

Thank you.
- Yeah.

- I don't care about
who gets the gold star,

I just want to get
everything done

without any ----ing complaints.

- Did you have any breakthroughs
with number three?

- Minimal, but I was
never like that.

- No, me neither.
It's just an age thing.

- What are you
bitching about now?

- I'm not bitching.
- Oh, you're not?

I thought I saw your
mouth moving.

- You guys wanna
head back to the boat?

- Yeah.
- All right.

- Let's go.

- Parker, parker, pag,
we're on our way back.

Give us a hand
with getting the guests up.

- Copy that.

- Woo-hoo!

- How was it, was it all right?

[ humming ]
- let's get outta here.

- Interior, interior, glenn,
stow for sailing.

I'm firing up now.

- Madison, please
stay on service

while georgia and I stow.
- Copy.

- Here we go.

- These are gonna go flying
if they're left up here.

- Byron, start picking
up the anchor.

- Speed dial.

- Boom, boom, pow.

- It's a lot of breeze,
it's 22 knots.

This is way more wind
than was forecast.

I have to be cognizant
of the guests' safety,

especially with
a baby on board.

And with all the sails up,
we'll be overpowered.

I think we're not gonna go
with the main;

we'll go with the mizzen
and the genoa,

which will give us good balance.

- Yeah.

- As a captain you're always
a little bit worried.

- This is gonna be awesome.
- It should be fine.

Fingers crossed.

- Gonna watch the mizzen?

- Oh, my gosh, look how
big that thing is.

- You got like seven
or eight left.

- Thank you.

And then we'll
just get the gen out.

- Wow, oh, the big one's up now.

- Holy crap, look how
big that sail is.

- Whoa.
- That's so cool.

- Look at that.
- Awesome.

- We're ready to go sailing.

- We're sailing.
- That's so cool.

- Oh, my gosh.
- Wow.

[ rumbling ]
- ooh.

- Ooh!
- Yeah--whoa.

- [bleep] me.

- Hold that baby, adam.

- No, thank you, sir.

- Woo--woo-- [ screams ]

- when we have the sails up,

we're in the hands
of the gods, so to speak.

If I was a parent,
I wouldn't want my baby

sliding across
the ----ing floor.

You don't want that thing
to get dented.

That's serious damage.

- Core strength, guys,
core strength.

- Let me straighten
out the wheel.

- What a sail.

- You're okay.

- We're gonna put sails away
as soon as this guy passes.

- Can we race him?

- He looks like he'd beat us.

- All right.

Well, our boat's bigger, anyway.

- Exactly.
Okay, coming out on the genoa.

- Yamas!
- Yamas.

- I'm gonna go down for my
break for a couple of hours.

When we're anchored,
one person on standby

on the swim platform,
in case we've got swimmers.

- Okay.

- Byron, byron, stand by
to anchor, please.

- Yeah, glenn, I'm on my way.

- He's gonna tell us in
a minute to man the anchor.

But you wanna ride the brake.

Going too fast, tighten it up.

- Let it go, let it go,
let it go.

- Too tight.
Let it go.

- There are endless things
on deck for me to learn,

and I wanna learn them all.

- How many flew?
- Three.

- Good, one more.

- I'm a visual learner.

Tell me what you're gonna tell
me, tell me what you told me.

It's like essay writing 101.
That's how I learn.

- Whoa--that's it, perfect.

- All crew, all crew,
I got some grub in the galley.

- Copy, thank you.

- Ciara, do you wanna
eat first or second?

- You can go first.

- Could you join us
for dinner tonight?

- Absolutely.
- We'd love to have you.

- Yeah.
- That would be awesome.

- Perfect.

- We'd love to be able to talk
to you a little more, and--

- sure.

- Gosh, you've got a
great life and interesting--

- oh, but I think
I'm the boring one.

- I don't think so.

- It's hard in the industry
to be in a relationship,

because
you're constantly moving,

which I'm totally fine with.

If I wanna do something
as part of what

I wanna experience in life,

and I don't have
a partner to do it,

it doesn't stop me,
not even slightly.

I'm in love with traveling.

- Glenn is
also eating with them.

- Good to know.

- [ baby cries ]
- hey.

- Thanks adam.
- You're welcome.

- We gotta have one person up.
- Why?

- Paget said so.

- On deck.

- When we're anchored,
one person on standby

on the swim platform,
in case we've got swimmers.

- Okay.

That's why I asked
if you wanted to eat first

or you want me to eat first.

- It's fine, it's just
for a couple minutes.

- I'm gonna go up, you eat.
- No, you're not gonna go up.

- We have guests up there.

- Yeah, they're on the
fly bridge, sleeping.

- They could get up and
go swimming at any point,

and we wouldn't know.

- Why is parker telling me what
my boyfriend wants me to do?

If paget wants
me to do something,

paget's gonna tell me
to do it, not parker.

- It's a precaution.
- Fine.

- Thank you.

Asshole.

- Coming up...

- Where's madison?

- Oh, my god,
my skin is crawling.

- Madison, madison, jenna.

- We gotta have one person up.
There's guests up there.

- Fine, I'll get up there.

I'm so pissed off.

I'm supposed to be
paget's number two,

not take orders from
a green deckhand.

- I just want you to keep
looking at me with that look.

- What look?

- You know what look
I'm talking about.

There she goes.

- All stews, please change
into your evening dresses.

- Copy that.

- Oh, my god, this boat.

- I'm gonna rinse these
tender covers real quick.

- We already put the covers
on fresh this morning.

- Paget, is it a bit of a puzzle
just figuring out these covers?

- Yeah, it's a bit of
trial and error, really.

- Let's do the--
- no, no, no, listen to me.

- Okay.

- I wanna wring them out
really well

and throw them in the dryer

so that they're kinda
decently fresh.

- I know I'm green,
but I do know

what I'm talking
about sometimes.

I think that ciara
thinks that

because she's
paget's girlfriend,

she can boss me around.

- Parker, parker, georgia.

I'm just checking
if you're in your cabin.

- I'm not, I'm outside
by the transom.

- Has anybody gone
to this little town?

- Is this a place that we can go
in for a drink or something?

- Yeah, absolutely.
- I say we do it.

Mom hasn't gotten out
in the wild.

[ laughs ]

- paget, paget, georgia.

- Oh, when would I ever
need to talk to you?

- I love hearing you on
the radio, it's very--

- really?
- --Sensual.

- Really?

- It's like who's being
a naughty boy?

My name's georgia.

- The only thing messier
than this laundry room

is my personal life.

I think the only consistent
type of guy

that I date are ones that
are emotionally unhealthy for me

and very likely psychopaths,

and they're gonna leave me
for my best friend.

Paget, paget, georgia.

[ laughs ]

- sweet potato puree, carrots--

- it's gonna be brisk
on the ride in.

- Think she'll be okay?
- I think she'll be all right.

- Can we talk at some point?

- Yeah, what's up?

- I'm a little bit pissed off
with parker lately.

He's telling me what to do
and how to do it all the time,

and it's getting
to the point

where it's really
pissing me off.

He does not listen to me.

- Are they waiting
down there, mom?

- No, I don't think so--maybe.

- Everything he's doing?

Like, well, you have
to remember--we're just--

we're actually talking about
you, just so you know.

- Okay.

- In terms of when
I'm not on board,

take the lead from ciara.
She knows--

- well, do you want us eating at
the same time if you're down?

- Are they down there, adam?
- Um, no.

- We weren't talking
about the eating thing.

We didn't really discuss that.
- No, I want one of you guys up.

- Yeah, yeah,
and that makes sense.

- If there's one person--
if there's one--

- well, that's all I was
saying, ciara, is that--

- I--we weren't even
talking about that.

- I was just telling
you what paget said.

- But--
- that's good.

You should know that.

And that's good to
reinforce that as well.

- Who are we waiting on?

- Do you feel like
I've been undermining you?

- You're not asking me
what you should be doing,

you're just telling me what
you're doing and what I'm doing.

- Sorry to interrupt--
the guests are ready to go.

- Getting frustrated with the--
- yeah.

We can talk about this later.

You wanna go drop
the guests off?

- Maybe it's too windy,
angelica.

- Are you taking them?
- Yeah, can you stall them?

I need to go put the covers
back on the seats.

- Okay.

She's just coming out in four
minutes to drive you to the--

- okay.

- If you speak directly
like that

you're gonna get
certain people's backs up.

- Now I'm embarrassed, because
they are waiting in there.

- You're probably gonna
want your sandals.

- I have her flip-flops.
- Oh, you got 'em?

- We're adults,
we've gotta work together.

We have to be a team.

- If I'm on the same page,
we all have to be.

- We're not in kindergarten.

- Paget, I don't disagree
with you at all.

Working with a couple,
I feel like I can't win.

I feel like I did
everything right today,

but I'm still the one
getting scolded by paget.

- Sorry to interrupt, the guests
are now waiting

ages to get onto
the tender

because ciara doesn't have
the cushions back on.

- The cushions are back on--
the cushions are--

- she took them out to--

- the cushions are on, I put
the cushions on this morning.

- She put them back
in the dryer,

and I told her not to, because--

- why? They weren't wet.
- I told her not to.

- I was just saying
if we go all the way

over there and
everything's closed--

- no, I--

- what cushions are off, ciara?

- Hm? Nothing, they're on now.

- They--why did you take
the cushion covers off?

- Because they were soaking wet.

- Oy vey.

- You guys ready?

- Put her in there,
and then you get on the boat,

and then I'll hand you her.
- Okay.

- Logistics--all right,
let's do this.

You got it, adam?
- Yep, I got it.

- Hop on, then
we can hand her to you.

- You got her?
- Yeah.

- Ciara, you wanna--
- yep.

- All right.

- All right.

- Okay, all good.

- Can I have a club soda?

- Uh, no.

I don't really know where the
soda water went for my order,

and I wanna make sure that
there's enough for the guests.

- And there you go.

- How'd he get a club soda?

- That's not mine.

Would you like it?
- Not allowed.

- Parker, your attitude
is very heavy.

If you want something
as a crew,

put it up there
and we can order it.

- Perfect.

- What time would you
like me to be back?

- Probably like
an hour or stuff?

- Like an hour.
- Okay, cool.

- Yeah. Thank you.

- How'd it go?

- Sorry, jenna.

I'm not trying to piss you off,
I just wanted a club soda.

- I know, but it's--
- I've seen adam drinking them--

- but here's the thing.
If I say no, just go, "okay."

and then that should
be the end of it.

You do always have
a commentary about something,

and it's pissing people off.

But I--okay,
so I'll give you an example.

It's like--

- no, I don't need it,
I understand.

- Clearly went in one ear
and out the other.

- I know.

- Paget, paget, ciara.

I need you
to pick up the guests.

- Copy.

- Where--where are we eating?

Here?
- Yep.

- Did you have
a good time, guys?

- Had a great time.
- Thank you for waiting.

- No worries.

- She's the most
precious cargo.

- She is the most precious.

When you're literally
passing the baby, you try

and imagine in your head,
I'm just passing provisions.

But no, oh [bleep]
it's a baby.

Fragile, this way up.

- Bye, thank you.
- Efharisto!

If jenna wants it.

- You guys have fun?
- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, my gosh, so much fun.
- Such a great time.

- Eight for good measure.

- Can't wait for dinner.

- Where's madison?

Madison, madison, jenna.

- Yeah, go ahead.

- What's your location?
- Starboard twin.

I've started turn-downs.

- Okay, normally we'd wait
till they start eating.

- Okay, if that's
how you want it.

- That's the wrong attitude.
- "madison, where are you?"

I'm doing turndowns
since you already bitched

about how long they took.

Like, what the [bleep]?

I just presumed
it would be better

to start before dinner.

- Then ----ing let me know.

- Coming up...

- All I need is just a little
bit of alone time with paget.

- I've started turn-downs.

- Just ----ing let me know.

You do not start turn-downs

until all of the guests
are seated for dinner.

You need to be like
this magical fairy

that cleans the room that
the guests never see.

I just feel like
ripping into everyone.

- These are floods.

These are floods,
I can't wear these.

- Dressing up for
a fancy dinner with the guests,

it's not really my forte.

Help me, help me.

What's going on
with these, though?

I'm more of a
burger/pizza/ribs kind of guy.

It's usually the other
problem that I have--

the pants are too long,
not too short.

- Hello.
- Hi.

- How are you?
- Good.

- You look lovely.
- Thank you.

- Glenn, she's single.

- Could you mind your
own business, please?

- No, because there was
no guest down here.

- I think we're ready.
- Okay, perfect.

El capitan?

- Wish me luck.

- As soon as a cabin is ready
and they're dressed for dinner,

you start turn-downs, okay?

- No, no, you're the boss.
- No, I'm not the boss.

- Hi, thanks for joining us.

- Yeah, thank you
for inviting me.

- Shall we?
- Please.

- Right up at the head.

- Over there?
- Okay, perfect.

- You're there.

- You're the captain
of this vessel.

- Madison, madison, do you wanna
come to the galley, please?

- She's bitching about how
slow turn-downs are.

I'm trying to be proactive here.

- Okay?
- Yep.

Thank you very much.

- Madison, madison, jenna.

- [bleep]
- okay.

- Where's madison?

- You probably don't get
to drink, do you?

- No.
- Or do you? Yeah.

- This is--this whole thing
is ridiculous.

- You know what I would love,

if somebody could
help me serve

by bringing them up
to the bridge.

- Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
- Perfect.

- There's nothing worse
than having food wait

because you don't
have the hands.

- Oh, my god,
my skin is crawling.

There's just way too
much ----ing drama.

- Madison, madison, jenna.
- Go ahead.

- Do you wanna come to the
galley, please, right now?

- Yeah, on my way, sorry.

- I bought my own
little sailboat in '92,

and I kept it in France
for a while.

And then eventually,
I brought it over here.

I feel a little bit awkward
because I have to do my best

to keep the small talk going.

I also feel like sylvia,
there might be some--

you know, because we, you know,
had kind of a nice rapport.

I don't like being
the center of attention.

That makes me feel
self-conscious.

- Oh, that's so funny.

[ murmurs ]

- hm?
- You're stealing my job, man.

- Sorry, you weren't here.
- Let's go.

So we are about to enjoy
some yellowtail

that's been seared crispy
skin-side down.

Also you've got a carrot
and ginger puree.

Enjoy.

- Well, bon appétit, huh?
- Bon appétit.

- Yeah.

- Wow, that's good.

- I like it a lot.
- He's very good, yeah.

- Mm.
- Wow, I love this food.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Do you--
- do you--I'm sorry.

- No, no, you go, you go.
- You go first, you go first.

- No, you go.

- I was just gonna ask if
you enjoyed cooking yourself.

- I do, I love to cook.
- You do, you cook?

Mm-hmm.
What were you gonna ask?

- Now I can't remember.

See, I knew that
was gonna happen.

- It'll come back to you.
It'll come back to you.

- It's so bad.
[ baby crying ]

- oh--
- oh.

She didn't like that.

- I really like the way
that you're splaying out

those strawberries.

- I'm pretty good
at spreading things out.

- We'll see.

- Ugh.

- All right, guys,
this is a citrus cheesecake

with a berry coulis base.

- Cheesecake happens to be
my all-time favorite.

- I read that.

- Ah! Thank you.

- Cheers.
- Cheers to that

hey, and here's to a great trip,
and here's to angelica.

And she's spitting up, but
we still love you, angelica.

- It was a pleasure.

- Thank you very much.
- You have a good night.

- You guys sleep well,
we'll see you in the morning.

- See you in the morning,
thank you.

- Night, cap.
- Good night.

Thanks for tonight.

- Peace out.
- I love you.

- Good night.
- Bye, love you.

- What a, like, pleasant,
calm charter.

- Yeah.

- Dude, go to bed.

- No, gonna make sure
everything gets done.

- Go to bed, I can do it.
I'm gonna be up for a minute.

- Whoa, okay.

Hey, if that's a jab at me,
like, can we not right now?

- [bleep] it, dude,
please stop ----ing--

- dude, you just literally--

you literally just said,
"it's gotta get done."

- I'm not making drama,
but, like,

don't say that
it's gotta get done,

because that's a jab at me.

- Jesus ----ing christ.

- Coming up...

- It's not every day
I'm attracted to my chief stew.

- Well...

[ laughs ]

- dude, please stop [bleep]--

- dude, you just--
you literally just said,

"it's gotta get done."
- stop making drama.

- I'm not making drama.
- I'm gonna go to bed.

- Me too, I'm ----ing beat.

- Me too. Oh, yeah.

- You just tell me
where you're at.

You have to go to bed.

- This is the guest stuff
that's finishing.

I just started the drying cycle.

I've written down
what has come from where.

- Okay, cool.
- Cool, thank you very much.

See you tomorrow.

- You doing all right?

- Yeah, fine, always good.

[ baby crying ]

- morning, morning.
- Morning.

- Thank [bleep] she did it.

- Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

- It'll get dry, it'll get--

- --it'll get--it'll get fluffy.

- Deck, deck, deck,
let's get ready to lift anchor.

- Good morning.

- Three!

- Anchor's home, yeah.
- Copy that, thank you.

- I'm gonna start
putting out the hot stuff.

- Here we go.

That looks good.

- And we have some
crab cake benedict.

- Smells so good.

- Glenn, do you want me to tell
you when to disengage?

- No, the best thing
would be talking down

so I can feel it--five,
four, three--

- yeah.

- And I'm stopping at three,
I'm not stopping at one.

- Dude, this thing
----ing sucks.

- All crew, all crew,
eta in about five minutes.

- Cool beans.

- You're on--have you on
this side, throwing lines.

You have this one
line here, ciara.

This one I've already snaked
for you a little bit.

Ciara and parker
have been butting heads

this whole charter, but today
I need them to set that aside

so we can get this boat
docked properly.

Our last docking was
an absolute disaster.

- Whoa!

- I need somebody talking to me.

- One little fuck-up can
cause tens of thousands

of dollars of damage
to the boat.

So this time it needs
to be spot-on.

You see where the guy
in the red is?

That's ciara's line.

The middle one we're not using
is the one across from that one.

- Right.
- Yep.

- Okay, byron,
you can start going down.

- Okay, glenn, you're
looking pretty good there,

you can start coming back.

- Call distance to the dock.

- That's four-zero to the dock,
four-zero.

- Copy, I'm coming
straight back.

- Watch how they're doing this.
They have to line it up.

- Can we get
a little kick to starboard?

Okay, glenn,
that's looking good.

That's seven, six--
you can throw--

tighten up a little bit
on the anchor.

- Byron, let it come up
a little bit.

- Four--you can throw--

and that's three.
Give her a touch ahead, please.

Pull it in and wrap it off.

- Okay, I'm coming outta gear.

- Yeah, copy that.
- All right.

- Good job, guys.
- Very nice.

- Muscles.

- All crew, all crew, the guests
are getting ready to depart.

Can we get all the department
heads at the end?

- Try not to drop her
on the way out, huh?

[ laughs ]
thank you.

- Take it easy, huh?

- I gotta hug you.
- Bye-bye.

- Thank you, thank you.

- Hey, my favorite captain.

- Oh.
- You guys did such a great job.

The rooms were always kept up
and the food was amazing.

And from our family to yours,
I wanna just say thanks.

- Thank you very much.

- All right, hope to see you--
- enjoy the rest of your time.

- --In the future.
- Keep in touch, and yeah.

- Yeah. So I've got a
little something for you.

- Oh, that's very kind of you.

- Thank you so much.
- Thank you very much.

- All right, thank you so much.

- Thank you, we'll see you.
- Safe travels!

[ ship's horn blares ]

- charter three
in the books, guys.

- Nailed it, guys.
- Always a pleasure.

- Is it cool that I change?

- Yeah, man,
go get comfortable.

- Oh, you don't want that--
I'll come out in the nude.

[ laughs ]

[ loud radio static ]

- all crew, all crew, can we
get everybody

into the main saloon for
a charter debrief, please?

- What the [bleep]?

- All righty, thanks
for another great charter.

I thought it went really well.

I'm gonna start off with this.

So there's 14,
so that's 1,550 each.

- There you go,
give you that.

- The tip is
the icing on the cake,

but knowing that
they had a great time

is what really counts.

- There you go.
Thank you very, very much.

- Thanks, cap.
- Well done.

I think we're on a roll, but
I think there's--

we're starting to see grinding
of the gears a little bit.

We're under a lot of pressure,

we're living in small spaces,
we're working long hours.

But let's try
to keep it positive.

The crew at this point
in the season,

they're getting on
each other's nerves.

It's like I have eight kids.

It's almost like running
a floating foster home,

and I just have to try
to alleviate the tension

before anything blows up.

Cool?
You guys are amazing.

- We love you, glenn.
- Cheers.

- Well, that was a good charter.

- Yeah.

- I was actually
thinking last night

about this situation of tension.
- Of what?

- [ clears throat ]
"smexual smension".

- You're funny.

- I'm really excited
to go out tonight.

I am getting along great
with adam, but honestly,

since the hot tub debacle

I definitely
would feel more comfortable

if he made the first move.

I have to get out of here.

- Before the "smexual smension"
gets too strong?

- Well, it can't get stronger.

- It can't possibly
get any stronger.

[ laughs ]

- do I look nice?

- The blazer.

- Georgia and I
are like sisters,

but we are definitely
more like bros.

We will be at
each other's throats,

like wanting to kill each other,

and the next minute we're
bro-ing it out.

Is that red?

I can't drink it.

I throw up from the red one.

- You look dapper, bra.
- I know.

- Thank you.

- Hey.
- Hey, guys, I'm all set..

- Wait for me.

- Naw, you're okay.

[ chattering ]

- oh, my god, that's so pretty.
It's really cool.

- This place is rad.

- Yeah.

- Oh, he's down--man down!

- Look at this.
- Oh, we're sitting here?

- Ladies first.

- Can I get a jack
and diet with lemon?

- I'll take a stella draught.
- Corona, please.

- Hey, that was fast.

- Thank you.

- We're splitting
the indian nachos,

and then we're gonna
split two entrées.

- So who's more couple goals,
you guys or us?

- Or us?
- Huh?

- I don't really feel
like I've really connected

that well with the other girls.

Growing up, we were
always moving a lot,

so I never had a chance
to really make friends.

I don't need much.

I'm very self-sufficient.

But it's really
lonely at times.

- You're so pretty.

- Oh, you--now you're messing
up my hair, thank you.

- No, you look good.

- You guys wanna
take this outside?

- [bleep]

- the food's coming.
- By all means.

- Oh, thank you so much.

- Is that part of the same--

- is that the same
port as our port?

- Yo, guys,
let's dust this joint.

- Let's get outta here.
- To the river!

- My ladies, this way.

- Nope.

- Yamas!

- I'm such an awkward flirt.

Like if I'm being really
awkward with you and,

like, weird, that's me flirting.

But parker
has literally not noticed it.

Probably looks like I'm having
a seizure or something.

- Oh, hey.

- Did you just grab my ass?
- No.

All I need after a long,
stressful charter

is just a little bit of
alone time with paget.

- Oh, baby girl.

No, don't--don't--don't--

it hurts me
when other people cry.

I just want everyone
to be happy.

It's gonna ----ing kill me if
I have to make you happy,

but everyone's gonna be happy
on this boat before I leave.

- Dump the tea in the harbor!

- All right, boston.

- That's a real date,
just hanging out

under the ----ing marina, like--

- I don't know, go upstairs,
get a view.

- I am fully aware
that madison is staying awake

because she might have
a crush on me.

But falling in love takes
a very long time for parker.

- Night.

- Come over here.

- This is where you wanna sit?

- Yeah, it is.

- Why?
- I like this seat.

It's possibly the best seat
in the house.

- I like you.

You make me laugh.

It makes my days
a little bit easier.

- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

- How?

- I can see you smiling
all the time,

and you look happy when--

- it's not every day I'm
attracted to my chief stew.

- Well...

[ laughs ]

- the smexual smension
is high.

[ laughs ]

- I really like you.

- Oh, yeah?

Like, so much you wanna
go on a road trip?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- All right, maybe this time.

- I think I know.

Um--

I can't think of a better night.

- Round two.

[ alarm buzzing ]

- what are you up to up here?

- Just getting
under this table,

and then this can get
rinsed and washed.

[ whistling ]

- ♪ I just want to be close ♪

♪ now do where
I'm supposed to ♪

- byron and pag,
just letting you know

I'm off the boat to go
and grab the tender.

- Copy, copy.

- Morning, morning, morning.

I'm going off the boat
for a little bit.

- Enjoy your time.
- See you guys in a bit.

- Bye.

[ wind blowing ]

[ grinding, scraping ]

- whoa, we are hitting the dock.

Where's paget?

Paget!

[bleep] he went somewhere.

Byron! Byron!

[ grinding ]

I don't know where the
[bleep] everybody is--byron!

- Next, on "below deck
sailing yacht."

no, separating work and play.

I wanna take things slow,
do this the right way.

Go away!

- We got richie hosein
from long island, new york.

- When richie's in club mode,

you can't [bleep]
with richie, bro.

- Party!
- Ah!

- Girls!

- I just wanna get out
a bit tonight.

You coming out with us?
- Ugh.

- Oh sh--.

- When did this happen?

Hitting the dock is a big deal,
it's embarrassing.

- Please put me down.
Please put me down.

It's absolute insanity
on the boat right now.

- Yamas!

- What the [bleep]?

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