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(MUSIC)
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That's so funny!
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No, it isn't.
You just poked me in the eye!
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Well, you poked me first.
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I can't find the thing.
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Here.
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I don't know what the fuck
happened to the DeWALT.
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Everything disappears around here.
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Especially now that I'm out of the house,
she lets everything go.
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Stop! Stop, Uncle Tony,
it's freezing cold!
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Uncle Tony, knock it off!
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She wants to talk to me
about something.
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Thanks for having us up here, Ton.
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Jason, don't put pine cones in the filter.
The hell's the matter with you?
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No, Dad, watch me!
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- He's hitting me!
- Hey! What did I say?
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They will probably go through
their entire lives...
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...not knowing their father's sperm...
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...was smuggled out of jail
to get Nancy pregnant.
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It was the least I could do.
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I just remembered what happened
to the power drill.
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- Pardon me?
- I loaned it to your cousin, Brian.
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And he never gave it...
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What's the matter?
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I don't know.
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Is this one of your attacks?
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No, I...
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I think it's just indigestion.
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It's going away.
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I had an attack. Full-blown.
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- What'd your therapist say?
- I don't see her no more.
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- Why not?
- You think you're the only one...
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...that has to cut back on shit they need
because of the separation?
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Now, what's on your mind?
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Mr. Wegler wants us to come to discuss
A.J.'s lousy academic performance.
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Is this the same Wegler?
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Last year, the riccion
with the Billy Budds?
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A.J. got him as a college advisor.
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- I told him to start cracking the books.
- Was he supposed to do that...
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...after he got back from the Nets game
you took him to on a school night?
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It's gotta be hard for him, our situation.
Cut him some slack.
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No, that's your department.
I get to be the prison warden over here...
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...while you indulge him.
With the iPod, the drums...
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Oh, again with the drums. Encourage
extracurricular activity, you said.
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Brand-new drums, just like that?
Don't even look in the classifieds.
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Why don't you just tell me
when the school meeting is.
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Because I don't have to listen to this shit
anymore. That's why we're separated.
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Are you kidding me, Tony?
That is not why!
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Jas?
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Were you knocking?
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Hi, Lorraine. I'm Billy.
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The fuck?! Jason!
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No! Jason!
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Jason!
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Oh, no!
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You were warned, Lorraine.
The money goes up to John.
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(GUN SHOTS)
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Fuck.
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Lorraine Calluzzo and the kid, Jason.
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Fucking Philly Leotardo!
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She told me he warned her...
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...about giving us points of her take.
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Phil's a pimple.
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It's goddamn Johnny Sack.
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It's his message to the other captains,
that fucking animal.
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- Take it easy.
- Fuck that.
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Rusty.
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Car's here.
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I'm telling you, Carmine.
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We go all out,
we'll steamroll right over John.
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And I predict the guys on the street
in Brooklyn and Queens...
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...they'll welcome us as fucking heroes.
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It'll be easy.
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It's a fucking declaration of war
by Johnny, if you ask me.
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(MUSIC THUMPING)
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(DOOR KNOCKING)
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Hey.
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There he is.
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- Let me kiss the ring.
- How about the one in my ass?
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- Hey. Good to see you.
- Feech. Good to see you, baby.
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Hello there, kid. Good to see you.
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- Hey. How are you?
- Hey. How you doing, Feech?
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Just talking about that mess
over in New York.
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Sounds to me like your friend John
wants to force Little Carmine's hand.
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In my day, the top spot would have
gone to Little Carmine.
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Unless he was actually retarded,
or crippled or something.
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- He's the son.
- Come on, when was that?
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(DOOR KNOCKING)
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Yeah?
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- Vodka rocks.
- Thank you, dear.
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- Anybody else?
- We need anything else...
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...one of the kids'll come out.
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Ton? You didn't have any lunch.
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- You want a sandwich?
- No, I'm all right. Thanks.
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Adriana, hold on a second.
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Tommy Pinto's goomar, eh?
When I was coming up...
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...she had the long legs up to here,
like that.
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Famous beauty. Smart as a whip.
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- My compliments.
- Oh, that'd be beautiful.
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- Thank you, baby.
- You drove Tommy Pinto?
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I was at the Clam Broth House
the night he beat that longshoreman...
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...to death over a corner table.
No shit?
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Here we go. Memory lane.
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It's important these young guys
know the history.
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Tell them about when Tony and Jackie
Aprile knocked over your card game.
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- Oh, that he doesn't like to talk about.
- I heard this.
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- This is a great fucking story.
- He should be dead by now.
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They bust in, couple of fucking punks.
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Guns out. Bad guys.
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This one is fucking scared!
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- First of all, it was my game.
- Feech has forgiven...
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...even if he hasn't forgotten.
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But it's a great yarn, right, Feech?
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Yeah.
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Actually, it brings me to my business.
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Fellas, you wanna give us
a minute, here?
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Yeah.
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So, what's up?
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I came to ask for my game back.
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- It's my uncle's game now, Feech.
- Yeah, right, your uncle's.
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You also keep a lion's share of the rake.
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I'm, in a way,
just asking if I can run it for you.
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Why would I need that?
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Eleven years I ran it.
No fights, no raids.
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Not to mention that
maybe I got it coming.
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Considering how it could have gone
after you took the game down...
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...if I had been a prick about it.
Or his old man didn't have many friends.
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I'll give you 20 percent,
but you gotta rent the house from me.
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I could throw some high rollers
your way.
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Friends of mine.
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All right. Let me get out of here
before I keep talking...
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...and fuck this up. Jesus.
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Thank you, Don Antonio.
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He's a strunz.
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He's a busybody, that's all.
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He's an egomaniac, Ton.
Always was, always will be.
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Nothing's ever good enough.
Praise, money.
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Comes in this fucking office,
starts ordering people around.
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He's old.
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How do you think that feels?
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Can I go to the Mudvayne concert
or not?
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I'm trying to think of a reason to let you
stay overnight in New York with friends.
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But it's not gonna happen.
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Todd's mother made arrangements.
She said it'd be better than us driving.
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She's not your mother.
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Yeah, I know. Believe me.
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Isn't life unfair?
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So we're at the Peppermint Lounge.
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When in walks
these two stewardesses from Braniff.
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Everybody's in? Aces high.
Your action, Mr. Taylor.
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- Two hundred.
- Hesh?
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They're sitting at the bar.
We send them over a bottle of Dom.
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Next thing you know, we're in the hotel
room. Me, Frankie and the two broads.
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I see you. Raise you three.
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- You mother...
- This one...
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...this little pothead from Texas,
she fucked me dry.
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But she still wanted more!
She's fucking nuts.
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So I'm wearing these pointy
featherweights, and I stick the toe in.
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- And I'm fucking her with it.
- Don't know where the story's heading...
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...but we should all be grateful
he wasn't wearing white bucks.
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The maid walks in, and she says,
"What's going on?"
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And I say...
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(DOOR KNOCKING)
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Ante up, boys.
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Hello, girls!
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- Hey, Ton.
- Sir Lawrence from the Meadowlands.
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Your Highness. How are you?
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Tony, let me introduce
Bernie Brillstein.
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- Hey.
- Did you get my list of toys?
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(LAUGHING)
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- What's up?
- Hey, Ton.
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Oh, my cousin.
Kind of high stakes for you, no?
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Feech fronted my action.
And thank you for not humiliating me.
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Is there something in your parole about
hanging out with degenerates like this?
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Hey, come on,
he gets away with anything.
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Last time his parole officer
made the unannounced visit...
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...he gave him a massage.
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- So how's lady luck treating you, huh?
- Jesus-fucking-Christ.
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How many times
this guy gotta say hello?
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What, did I interrupt
one of your impermeable stories?
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Go ahead.
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So we had these girls in the hotel room.
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Long story short...
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...I got my shoe in her snatch...
It falls off and she keels over.
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(LAUGHING)
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Fuck it. This hand's from thalidomide.
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Three ladies, gentlemen.
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- Thank you.
- The rich get richer.
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So, doc, how's the plans
for the wedding?
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Please.
It's not a "wedding planner" anymore.
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It's an
"environment and event coordinator."
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What the hell? She's my only daughter.
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She and Iris have their hearts set...
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...on making the "Vows" column
of the Sunday New York Times.
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Featured couple of the week.
Our publicist is looking for a hook.
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Turns out that Gillian's law degree
from Harvard means bupkis.
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Everybody's got that or better.
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If it was a black couple or a gay couple,
they'd be in.
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My wife calls the Times wedding section
the ladies' sport page.
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So, Ira, who's the lucky guy?
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Jeremy Silverman. Puppeteer.
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Children's Television Workshop.
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Father's Asa Silverman. Head of
commercial paper at Goldman Sachs.
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- Upper East Side.
- I didn't get my invitation.
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Fuck you.
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(PHONE RINGS)
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(DOOR KNOCKING)
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You told me to let you know
when it was a quarter of.
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Thank you, Mary.
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So with Wesleyan as your fallback,
I think we're in pretty good shape.
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Straight A's at Middlebury's
language camp, can't sneeze at that.
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And your blues folkloric studies
in Mississippi last summer...
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...have an almost community service
spin to them.
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I just wish he had the minority thing
going for him.
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If we can just nudge Lem's verbals
past 760 on the next round...
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...he can basically write his own ticket.
I'm stoked.
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Appreciate your help.
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Folks.
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So let me guess.
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He called the English teacher "Daddy-O."
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Thing is...
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...we are rapidly approaching crisis mode
here with these grades.
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And time is of the essence.
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Could I ask a question?
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I handed in my final list of colleges.
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- Did you get that?
- Yes, we talked about this.
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So Ramapo and Trenton State.
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And our reach schools,
University of Arizona and Arizona State.
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I'll take him out there after I drive
him around the ones in New Jersey.
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If either of the Arizonas is what
he's got his heart set on...
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...he's not gonna get in with these
grades. I know about football, Anthony.
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- It's our ace in the hole.
- He says he's trying his best.
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SAT-wise, 505 and 430...
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I think we can edge-up the math
into the fives the next round.
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- Providing Anthony feels he can focus.
- He's had trouble with that before.
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Remember, Carm,
when they thought he had ADD?
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- You didn't tell me that.
- Anthony, head on back to class.
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00:15:15,789 --> 00:15:18,166
- Let us talk.
- But if I'm learning-disabled...
240
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,043
...I get unlimited time on my SATs.
241
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:23,212
- Is that true?
- Let's talk about that later.
242
00:15:34,308 --> 00:15:38,937
So you had time to talk to Dr. Rapke
about last week's testing results?
243
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:43,983
Yes. She said Anthony has
good interpersonal skills.
244
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:46,903
She said his affect was...
245
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,822
Where is this? Constricted, she called it.
246
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:52,367
But that was normal for a teenager...
247
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:55,745
...and all in all,
he seemed to be handling the split well.
248
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:59,123
This is not to say I don't get
a ration of shit in every conversation.
249
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:01,042
Pardon my French.
250
00:16:01,210 --> 00:16:02,752
Well, still...
251
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:05,254
...there's this thing with his grades.
252
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:11,928
Do you think it would be a benefit to him
to see a psychologist on a regular basis?
253
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,932
You don't approve of therapy,
Mr. Soprano?
254
00:16:17,518 --> 00:16:19,102
People use it as a crutch.
255
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,729
And I always wonder
what happened to Gary Cooper...
256
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,773
...the strong, silent type?
Well...
257
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,025
...Gary Cooper wasn't a 16-year-old boy.
258
00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:28,861
He was at one time.
259
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:32,240
And I'm gonna have to agree
with my husband, here, Mr. Wegler.
260
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:36,577
We sent our daughter to an adolescent
developmentalist, and it was a disaster.
261
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,037
I know my son, he's lazy.
262
00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:41,624
We'll get him a different SAT tutor,
I'll stay on him and he'll work harder.
263
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:42,917
And that's that.
264
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:48,631
- They said I might be learning-disabled.
- Hey, didn't he tell you to go to class?
265
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,718
What's going on, Mary?
266
00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,971
Domenica Paolini and Sasha Caputo.
267
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:58,182
They were on their way to school
this morning, and they hit a tree.
268
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:01,060
Nikka's dead. Sasha's in a coma.
269
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,153
What's that?
270
00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:13,114
It was here when I got here.
271
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:27,253
If a million zeros can be written on
the front and back of a sheet of paper...
272
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:31,466
...how many sheets of paper do you
need for a googol of zeroes?
273
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,056
(CAR HONKS)
274
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,610
Oh, man, oh, baby, an Xterra SE.
275
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:53,362
It's loaded.
Three-point-three liter, supercharged.
276
00:17:53,530 --> 00:17:55,990
- What, this is mine?
- Yeah.
277
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:57,784
You are unbelievable.
278
00:17:57,951 --> 00:18:00,661
- Sticker's still on it.
- He doesn't have enough distractions?
279
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,997
After what happened
to those kids at his school?
280
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,041
Thing's got sensors in the seatbelts.
281
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:07,877
It's part of Nissan's
Triple Safety philosophy.
282
00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:10,171
- Nice ride.
- You leaving?
283
00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:12,799
- Hour's up.
- You're not getting in?
284
00:18:20,557 --> 00:18:21,808
This is so deck.
285
00:18:21,975 --> 00:18:24,435
- What is this, Bose?
- Yeah, six-CD changer.
286
00:18:24,603 --> 00:18:27,313
- It's got surround sound.
- I feel safer already.
287
00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:29,899
Carmela, this car is a tank.
288
00:18:32,903 --> 00:18:36,155
- What's the matter?
- SUVs eat up more of the ozone.
289
00:18:36,323 --> 00:18:39,242
So you wanna be the sucker
in a regular car that gets decapitated.
290
00:18:39,409 --> 00:18:42,411
- I'm gonna catch shit at school for this.
- So, what do you wanna do?
291
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:46,332
Screw it.
292
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,626
- Can we take it out?
- Yeah, we can take it out.
293
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,880
Once. Then this baby sits in the garage
till you pull your grades up to a C.
294
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,882
- What?
- You heard your father.
295
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,384
I was talking to him, not you.
296
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:02,265
I gotta put dinner on.
Tony, I have bills for you.
297
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:09,397
You better be nice to your mother.
298
00:19:09,606 --> 00:19:12,275
She's got the keys
till your grades are up.
299
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:15,403
I'll be right back.
300
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,950
The car is a motivational tool.
301
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,035
The carrot and the stick,
you gotta do both.
302
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,289
I could strangle him sometimes.
He can be so hateful.
303
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,624
Well, the smart mouth is not good.
304
00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,459
That's minor, believe me.
305
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:34,088
God, what happened to him?
He was always the sweet one.
306
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:37,633
He had the concept of sharing
before any of the other toddlers.
307
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:40,970
Well, Meadow was always sharper,
but I remember the same thing with her.
308
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:43,472
It's like watching an angel fall.
309
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,478
What, are you crying?
310
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:58,154
Here's the tutor, in writing,
like you had to have.
311
00:19:58,322 --> 00:19:59,906
I had to call Roto-Rooter.
312
00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:02,200
That's the cheap sound system
for the media room.
313
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:03,826
Yeah, why should I pay for that?
314
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,328
Because you took the last one.
315
00:20:05,829 --> 00:20:08,331
Your little movie connoisseur friends
are still meeting?
316
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:10,958
- At least I have friends.
- The fuck's that mean?
317
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:14,170
- Tony, you have a bunch of flunkies.
- What do you know about it?
318
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:16,756
They compliment you
on your new shoes.
319
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,966
They tell you that you're not going bald.
320
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,509
Think they really care?
321
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,638
You're the boss, they're scared of you.
They have to kiss your ass.
322
00:20:23,805 --> 00:20:26,140
- Laugh at your stupid jokes.
- What about Artie, then?
323
00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:28,851
- You're turning into a frigging cynic.
- Whatever.
324
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:30,853
What do I give a shit if they're scared.
325
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,773
I'm running a fucking business,
not a popularity contest.
326
00:20:33,941 --> 00:20:35,983
"I been thinking...
327
00:20:36,151 --> 00:20:39,862
...and I apologize for my use
of fowl language..."
328
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,989
Fowl with a "W."
329
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,033
"...in regards to yourself.
330
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:48,746
You said some very hurtful things to me
in regards to myself.
331
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:53,000
But it is still no excuse
to use the vile word that I used...
332
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:56,504
...of which I am sure you know...
333
00:20:56,713 --> 00:20:58,172
...that I'm talking about."
334
00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,883
- Cunt, right?
- Yes, Elliot.
335
00:21:04,596 --> 00:21:07,306
"You don't wish us to be social friends...
336
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,433
...and so that is that.
337
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,728
I still have great 'rigard' for you...
338
00:21:12,896 --> 00:21:15,439
...even though you said
some horrible things.
339
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:18,359
P.S. I'm doing fine. Anthony."
340
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:25,741
It came with a bathrobe and a basket full
of Dr. Hauschka bath products.
341
00:21:25,909 --> 00:21:27,535
Ablution.
342
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,912
The desire to cleanse himself
of the deed.
343
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,207
Notice he still fundamentally blames me.
344
00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:44,844
- Hello?
- Mrs. Soprano? Robert Wegler.
345
00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:46,595
Oh, hi, hello. How are you?
346
00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,764
After our meeting the other day...
347
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:52,184
...I had some ideas about
some further strategies for Anthony.
348
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,353
I thought maybe we could meet.
349
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,940
Have lunch, a cup of coffee.
I could share them with you.
350
00:21:58,108 --> 00:22:01,110
- Next week, perhaps?
- Really?
351
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,321
Well, yeah, I guess that'll be okay.
352
00:22:12,914 --> 00:22:15,458
"Happy Birthday," by the Beatles.
353
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:20,087
You know,
I heard it the other day in the car.
354
00:22:20,255 --> 00:22:23,049
They have such a good drum solo
in the middle, there.
355
00:22:23,216 --> 00:22:24,925
Drum solo?
356
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:27,303
It's the basic four-four.
357
00:22:29,806 --> 00:22:34,018
You know, Ringo was not their original
drummer. That was Pete Best.
358
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,978
And they fired him.
359
00:22:36,146 --> 00:22:39,482
He put out his own album,
Best of the Beatles.
360
00:22:39,649 --> 00:22:41,192
Sad.
361
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,613
So is this what they call
"common ground"?
362
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:49,867
Just trying to have
a civilized conversation.
363
00:22:50,285 --> 00:22:51,952
Can I go to my room? I'm full.
364
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,082
- Am I so horrible?
- You are not horrible.
365
00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,833
Get over yourself.
366
00:22:58,001 --> 00:23:00,294
Over myself?
What is that supposed to mean?
367
00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:05,383
Just go. Do me a big favor.
368
00:23:08,261 --> 00:23:10,262
If you're gonna be a martyr,
I'll sit here.
369
00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:12,848
Nope, go. Put your plate in the sink.
370
00:23:27,697 --> 00:23:29,407
Two hundred.
371
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:34,495
- Two to go.
- See, and raise four.
372
00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:35,871
Call.
373
00:23:36,039 --> 00:23:38,541
Tony, you like the Escalade?
Can't keep them on the lot.
374
00:23:38,708 --> 00:23:39,959
I love it.
375
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:43,295
After I pulled out
that global-positioning shit.
376
00:23:43,463 --> 00:23:47,716
- Oh, right.
- Always got his eye on the big picture.
377
00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,302
Up to you.
378
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:54,223
I think you got that ace,
and I'm not paying you for it.
379
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,684
- Aces over.
- Three threes, my man.
380
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:58,060
Paulie wins.
381
00:23:58,228 --> 00:24:01,063
- Cards, please.
- You fuck, you.
382
00:24:01,231 --> 00:24:03,899
They used to be a great tax loophole,
those SUVs.
383
00:24:04,067 --> 00:24:06,735
Told all my clients,
write it off on your business.
384
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:10,239
Accountant dies, goes to heaven.
Same time as the pope.
385
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:14,410
St. Peter says, "Come on in!"
Then he shows the pope this shithouse.
386
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,246
That's where he'll live,
and he gives him a crust of bread.
387
00:24:17,414 --> 00:24:19,707
Then he shows the CPA
where he's gonna live.
388
00:24:19,875 --> 00:24:22,585
It's a fucking mansion. Servants, broads.
389
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:26,839
Pope says, "He gets a mansion
and I get a hovel?"
390
00:24:27,007 --> 00:24:30,926
St. Peter says, "Your Holiness,
we got hundreds of popes up here.
391
00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:33,262
This is the first Jewish accountant!"
392
00:24:37,100 --> 00:24:38,893
I used to be able to write off condoms.
393
00:24:41,605 --> 00:24:45,107
What do you get when you cross
an accountant with a giant jet airplane?
394
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,942
A boring 747.
395
00:25:11,968 --> 00:25:14,637
All right, all right, bet two.
396
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,807
Algebra, huh?
397
00:25:22,020 --> 00:25:23,646
Listen...
398
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:26,815
I have been doing some thinking.
399
00:25:27,817 --> 00:25:30,569
I've decided to let you stay in the city
after the concert.
400
00:25:32,405 --> 00:25:34,865
- How come?
- On one condition, though.
401
00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,492
No Hudson Suites.
402
00:25:38,036 --> 00:25:40,829
I talked to Med. She said
you can sleep over at her apartment.
403
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:44,250
I'll give you cab fare. When
the concert's over, go straight up there.
404
00:25:45,043 --> 00:25:47,670
Sunday morning I want you home,
10:30 sharp.
405
00:25:48,296 --> 00:25:49,713
Thanks.
406
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:54,343
Don't stay up too late.
407
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,936
Come on. Go, go, go. Hurry.
408
00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:10,985
So you guys like your job?
409
00:26:12,862 --> 00:26:15,030
Beemer, space 43.
410
00:26:15,532 --> 00:26:17,908
(CELEBRATORY MUSIC)
411
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:34,008
Asa, come on!
412
00:26:59,534 --> 00:27:00,743
Can I have your attention?
413
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,998
Apparently there's been
an armed robbery.
414
00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,917
Some automobiles were taken.
415
00:27:13,340 --> 00:27:15,257
They left all the American cars.
416
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,593
- Oh, my God.
- I think his skull is broken.
417
00:27:17,761 --> 00:27:19,845
- Oh, my God.
- I'm a doctor. Let me in there.
418
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:21,889
Brooke, our car is gone.
419
00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,767
Now who's a genius
for keeping his Regal?
420
00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:26,852
Asa, they got the SL.
421
00:27:27,103 --> 00:27:28,103
(MURMURING)
422
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:31,231
That was a fucking SL55 Convertible.
423
00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:34,693
You know how long my brother
was on the waiting list for that?
424
00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:36,278
A motherfucking year.
425
00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:41,158
You want to go back to that?
426
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,538
Yes! I wanna go back to that!
427
00:27:46,706 --> 00:27:48,374
- Hello?
- Hey, it's me.
428
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,668
- How was Mudvayne?
- They rocked.
429
00:27:50,835 --> 00:27:53,754
Look... Look, I don't think
I'm gonna be able to make it up there.
430
00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:56,757
What are you talking about?
You know Mom's gonna call here.
431
00:27:56,925 --> 00:27:58,467
I'm a total dick if I leave here.
432
00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,219
Just tell Mom I'm on my way up.
433
00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:02,638
- She's just gonna call back.
- Come on.
434
00:28:02,806 --> 00:28:06,392
- When do I ever ask you for anything?
- All right, you better stay there.
435
00:28:06,559 --> 00:28:09,269
And be home on time tomorrow.
I don't want any shit from Mom.
436
00:28:11,189 --> 00:28:12,272
Stop.
437
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,441
Frida, why do you and Diego
have separate houses?
438
00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:17,820
Because we are two different people,
but our love makes us into one.
439
00:28:48,309 --> 00:28:50,269
- Hello?
- Med, hi.
440
00:28:50,437 --> 00:28:52,354
Is your brother there?
He's not answering.
441
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:55,858
- I know, he's asleep.
- What?
442
00:28:56,276 --> 00:28:59,278
I probably shouldn't be telling you this,
but he was pretty zapped.
443
00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,030
I knew it. Is he all right?
444
00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:04,950
- Mom, he's fine.
- Just wait until you have children.
445
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:07,369
Not me, I'm never having kids.
446
00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:11,540
So how are things going?
447
00:29:11,708 --> 00:29:14,084
We're in the middle of a movie, Mom.
448
00:29:14,252 --> 00:29:16,545
Oh, I'm sorry. Good night.
449
00:29:16,963 --> 00:29:18,505
Good night.
450
00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:31,477
- Come on, light the fucker up.
- Give me the lighter.
451
00:29:31,644 --> 00:29:33,604
It's on the table.
452
00:29:33,938 --> 00:29:34,980
(RAP MUSIC)
453
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,693
All right. Go, go, go.
454
00:29:39,861 --> 00:29:44,323
Go, go, go.
455
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:47,326
Hold it, hold it!
456
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:50,996
(DOOR KNOCKING)
457
00:29:50,997 --> 00:29:55,209
Open up, it's me.
Come on, open the fucking door.
458
00:29:56,920 --> 00:29:58,587
Where's the patient?
459
00:30:05,094 --> 00:30:06,595
(ROCK MUSIC)
460
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:13,811
I got a new easel, new oils.
I'm ready to go.
461
00:30:23,613 --> 00:30:25,781
The wedding?
What, do you got everybody outside?
462
00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:29,076
- The ushers and everyone? Bring them in.
- It's a fucking disaster.
463
00:30:29,244 --> 00:30:30,494
- What?
- Somebody hit us.
464
00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,454
They stole all the fucking cars.
465
00:30:32,622 --> 00:30:36,291
I had to sedate my own little girl
at her wedding.
466
00:30:36,751 --> 00:30:38,794
- Jesus.
- Yeah, I mean, they had one of those...
467
00:30:38,962 --> 00:30:41,421
...what do you call it,
those car-carrier things?
468
00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:43,423
It was a very well-coordinated
operation.
469
00:30:43,591 --> 00:30:46,385
The cops are on it,
but how much faith have I got in that?
470
00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:48,637
You gotta help me
before they're chopped.
471
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:51,098
I'm not really in that business, Ira.
472
00:30:51,266 --> 00:30:54,184
Asa's brother's Benz was taken.
This special thing.
473
00:30:54,352 --> 00:30:56,895
I'm fucking gornisht
in Asa's eyes now.
474
00:30:57,063 --> 00:30:59,648
Can't you do anything?
I mean, make some calls?
475
00:30:59,816 --> 00:31:02,150
- That shit's insured.
- He's obsessed with that car.
476
00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:03,735
This fucking Stew guy.
477
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:07,406
The asshole paid a $30,000 premium
just to place the fucking order.
478
00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,825
His glasses, his daybook were in it.
479
00:31:20,587 --> 00:31:21,920
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
480
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:29,177
A.J., it's your mother. Call me.
481
00:31:39,022 --> 00:31:40,981
It's my mother.
482
00:31:42,191 --> 00:31:46,028
Ma'am, I can't put you through.
Room 417 has a block on the line.
483
00:31:46,195 --> 00:31:48,280
I am not waiting.
Who knows what's going on.
484
00:31:48,448 --> 00:31:51,867
God help you if anything happens in
there like those children in Westchester.
485
00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,997
(PHONE RINGS)
486
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:04,421
No! No, don't answer it.
487
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:08,717
My face is stuck to the rug.
488
00:32:11,512 --> 00:32:13,221
They fucking Krazy-Glued you.
489
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:14,097
(DOOR KNOCKING)
490
00:32:14,223 --> 00:32:17,309
- Housekeeping.
- Oh, fuck, what should we do?
491
00:32:17,477 --> 00:32:21,146
- We're asleep!
- All right, help me.
492
00:32:26,527 --> 00:32:29,196
- Dude, take it easy.
- I'm sorry, man.
493
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,117
Fuck.
494
00:32:34,285 --> 00:32:35,911
Oh, dude.
495
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:41,458
Oh, fuck.
496
00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:45,963
Oh, fuck me.
497
00:32:46,130 --> 00:32:47,130
(DOOR OPENS)
498
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,674
(CELL PHONE RINGS)
499
00:32:49,217 --> 00:32:50,425
(BEER CANS CLANGING)
500
00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:58,809
- Hello.
- Hi, yeah, it's me.
501
00:32:58,977 --> 00:33:02,312
A.J. stayed in the city with his friends
last night, and he's not home yet.
502
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:06,274
- And I can't get in touch with him.
- Take it easy. Slow down.
503
00:33:06,567 --> 00:33:08,110
He's probably just sleeping it off.
504
00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:10,404
No, I called Todd's mother
and Todd came home.
505
00:33:10,571 --> 00:33:13,281
He could be dead by now. OD'd.
God knows what else.
506
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,534
- God, why did I let him go?
- He's all right.
507
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,536
I'll take care of it.
508
00:33:17,704 --> 00:33:21,039
- Give me the number of the hotel.
- It's Hudson Suites on the West Side.
509
00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:24,501
Tony, just go there, all right? I'm
so worried I'm not even angry anymore.
510
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,129
All right, all right. I'm on my way.
511
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:31,383
Anthony?
512
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:36,221
Goddamn you! I have been going crazy
trying to reach you.
513
00:33:36,389 --> 00:33:38,890
- Later, I don't feel good.
- What happened to your face?
514
00:33:39,058 --> 00:33:41,143
- Leave me alone.
- I want to know what happened.
515
00:33:41,310 --> 00:33:43,770
You never went to Meadow's
after you gave me your word.
516
00:33:43,938 --> 00:33:45,480
- Get off my back.
- You are a liar!
517
00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:47,149
- Fuck you.
- What did you say?
518
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:49,651
Get back here.
519
00:34:00,747 --> 00:34:01,663
(PHONE RINGS)
520
00:34:03,124 --> 00:34:04,332
Puritan Salvage.
521
00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:08,003
The big guy's looking for a consignment
from a wedding in Ringwood last night.
522
00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:12,340
- Nothing came in here.
- This Benz SL55. He wants it pulled.
523
00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:13,967
I'll make some calls.
524
00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:18,180
(CAR ENGINE)
525
00:34:19,015 --> 00:34:20,348
(BRAKES SCREECH)
526
00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:26,980
- Where is he?
- In his room.
527
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:31,026
- What happened to your leg?
- He lied to me, Tony.
528
00:34:31,194 --> 00:34:34,154
- Which means that they both lied.
- She's covering for him.
529
00:34:34,322 --> 00:34:37,991
- It's what sisters are supposed to do.
- Oh, of course, right.
530
00:34:38,534 --> 00:34:40,118
He cursed at me.
531
00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:42,287
- Oh, my God.
- What did he say?
532
00:34:44,665 --> 00:34:47,626
- He's asleep.
- Not anymore.
533
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,545
Oh, hey, Dad.
534
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:53,548
I was just taking out the trash.
It's garbage day tomorrow.
535
00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:58,220
- What's different about you?
- He has no eyebrows, Tony.
536
00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:00,972
Who did this?
537
00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,558
- We were screwing around.
- What'd you say to your mom?
538
00:35:03,726 --> 00:35:05,393
- Tony...
- What did you say?
539
00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:08,688
- I said the F-word.
- You're finished.
540
00:35:08,856 --> 00:35:11,441
You're never gonna drive that car
till you're 45 years old.
541
00:35:11,609 --> 00:35:13,693
- I'm selling it.
- She wouldn't let me talk.
542
00:35:13,861 --> 00:35:16,738
- I was trying to tell her what happened.
- Oh, see, it's my fault.
543
00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:19,407
Let's hear it.
544
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:23,703
Well, I was gonna go to Meadow's
but there weren't any cabs.
545
00:35:23,871 --> 00:35:27,082
And I didn't think you'd want me
sitting in the street at 11:30 at night.
546
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,709
- And we were right by the hotel.
- Enough of your lying.
547
00:35:29,877 --> 00:35:32,712
- I am not lying.
- Look at your face.
548
00:35:33,422 --> 00:35:36,716
If you got some kind of sexual proclivity
with that teacher or whatever...
549
00:35:36,884 --> 00:35:39,553
...now's the time to tell us.
I mean, what went on up there?
550
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,931
- Poppers and weird sex.
- What? No.
551
00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:47,269
Look, we don't do drugs.
We're not some stupid dopers.
552
00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:51,773
- I had a few beers, it just made me sick.
- How can anybody believe what you say?
553
00:35:51,941 --> 00:35:55,193
Because I told you.
You never believe me.
554
00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,283
You had a couple beers.
555
00:36:02,368 --> 00:36:03,827
Yeah.
556
00:36:04,412 --> 00:36:06,413
- You didn't do any drugs?
- No.
557
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:12,377
Carmela, look it. Couple of beers.
558
00:36:13,629 --> 00:36:16,214
Should be grounded, yeah,
but it's not the end of the world.
559
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:17,799
What?
560
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:20,802
Well, you know what?
561
00:36:20,970 --> 00:36:24,598
I am sick of your bullshit.
Both of you.
562
00:36:24,765 --> 00:36:27,642
- He can go live with you.
- Don't get dramatic now, all right?
563
00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,769
- Wha...? Great. Good.
- Shut up.
564
00:36:29,937 --> 00:36:31,980
I have never been more serious
in my life.
565
00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:37,277
Take out the trash. Go outside.
566
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:43,241
What are we gonna do, really?
567
00:36:43,409 --> 00:36:45,285
What did I just say?
568
00:36:45,745 --> 00:36:47,329
No, I mean... I mean really. Come on.
569
00:36:47,830 --> 00:36:51,666
- Did you think I was joking?
- Carmela, this is normal teenage shit.
570
00:36:51,834 --> 00:36:53,668
You remember us?
571
00:36:53,836 --> 00:36:57,047
The CYO dance. We left Artie out
in the snow. He almost lost his fingers.
572
00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,174
And we still laugh our asses off about it.
573
00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:00,926
No, I don't really blame A.J.
574
00:37:01,093 --> 00:37:04,846
He's doing exactly what he's supposed
to, testing the limits as much as he can.
575
00:37:05,014 --> 00:37:07,682
- I blame myself.
- What are you talking about?
576
00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:09,935
You don't know what it is
to have him hate you.
577
00:37:10,102 --> 00:37:12,938
- He doesn't hate your guts.
- Oh, thank God he's alive.
578
00:37:14,106 --> 00:37:19,277
It's my fault, Tony. My pathetic need to
compete with you clouded my judgment.
579
00:37:19,445 --> 00:37:22,906
Or I never would have let him stay over
in New York. I knew he wasn't ready.
580
00:37:23,074 --> 00:37:26,243
- I went against all my instincts.
- His eyebrows will grow back!
581
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,037
- Nothing really happened.
- No, you know what happened...
582
00:37:29,205 --> 00:37:31,873
...I said, "Fuck it."
And you know why?
583
00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:34,876
To get him to love me
as much as he loves you.
584
00:37:35,044 --> 00:37:38,296
He loves you, it's just...
You're his mother, it's different.
585
00:37:38,464 --> 00:37:42,217
I can't be the villain anymore, I mean it.
And I can't say "Fuck it."
586
00:37:42,635 --> 00:37:44,552
Take him. Let him live with you.
587
00:37:47,348 --> 00:37:48,473
(TV PROGRAM)
588
00:37:50,893 --> 00:37:52,769
- Ed Norton?
- Ed Norton?
589
00:37:55,231 --> 00:37:58,066
I'm sorry, Mr. Kramden.
The correct answer is Stephen Foster.
590
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:01,736
But thanks so much. You've been a
wonderful contestant and a swell sport.
591
00:38:01,904 --> 00:38:04,072
Goodbye, Mr. Kramden.
592
00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:05,615
(BLUES MUSIC)
593
00:38:05,992 --> 00:38:07,242
He's here.
594
00:38:10,162 --> 00:38:14,833
- Hey, tarallis. Expiration date. 2007.
- Put them over there.
595
00:38:20,548 --> 00:38:22,007
Have a seat.
596
00:38:26,012 --> 00:38:28,138
Sounds serious.
597
00:38:29,265 --> 00:38:31,975
You have anything to do
with that takedown in Ringwood?
598
00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:33,435
Why? That a problem?
599
00:38:33,602 --> 00:38:35,603
I told you that doctor
was a friend of mine.
600
00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:38,231
I deliberately used that word.
601
00:38:38,399 --> 00:38:41,401
Are you aware of how many things
a fucking M.D. can do for us?
602
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:45,405
Sorry, godfather, he was at the game.
I thought he was just another pigeon.
603
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:46,781
Who authorized you to do it?
604
00:38:46,949 --> 00:38:50,243
And don't call me godfather
with that fucking cute smirk.
605
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:54,789
I know I was away for a long time...
606
00:38:54,957 --> 00:38:58,626
...but when did that happen, you gotta
ask permission to ply your trade?
607
00:38:58,794 --> 00:39:01,296
Here's your end. Be happy.
608
00:39:02,798 --> 00:39:05,300
When were you gonna tell me
if I hadn't called you here?
609
00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:07,886
I'm here now.
I'm telling you about it now.
610
00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:10,472
That's the second time
I'm playing catch-up with you.
611
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:13,099
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- The lawn cutting.
612
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:16,478
What, do I have to send you a memo
every time I move my bowels too?
613
00:39:18,981 --> 00:39:21,858
You're so concerned about me,
why didn't you put those cars...
614
00:39:22,026 --> 00:39:24,152
...through my shops?
What?
615
00:39:24,487 --> 00:39:26,821
Johnny Sack told me
about this guy in Newburgh.
616
00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:29,240
- Johnny Sack?
- Yeah, Johnny Sack.
617
00:39:29,408 --> 00:39:31,993
Anyway, he gave me a better deal
for shipping them whole.
618
00:39:32,161 --> 00:39:33,912
Are you fucking serious?
619
00:39:34,080 --> 00:39:37,832
- I don't like the way I'm being talked to.
- What did I say when you came to me...
620
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,793
...said you wanted back in?
621
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,504
I said as long as you don't step
on anybody's toes.
622
00:39:42,671 --> 00:39:44,422
- In my day...
- And that's another thing.
623
00:39:44,590 --> 00:39:46,716
I don't wanna hear
about how it was in your day.
624
00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:49,177
Keep your antidotes
to local color, the Dynaflows...
625
00:39:49,345 --> 00:39:54,015
...or McGuire Sisters or shit like that.
Otherwise, shut the fuck up!
626
00:39:59,688 --> 00:40:02,524
Jesus Christ, Feech,
I'm trying to ease your transition here...
627
00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:04,150
...and this is the thanks I get?
628
00:40:12,827 --> 00:40:14,119
I'm sorry if I offended you.
629
00:40:16,831 --> 00:40:19,124
You gotta remember,
I still think of you as a kid.
630
00:40:24,296 --> 00:40:25,713
I'll learn.
631
00:40:27,258 --> 00:40:28,508
Yeah?
632
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,137
Yeah.
633
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,851
(LAUGHING)
634
00:40:50,156 --> 00:40:51,781
That's funny.
635
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:06,713
Come here.
636
00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:13,428
Oh, shit.
637
00:41:13,596 --> 00:41:15,513
We all right?
638
00:41:15,681 --> 00:41:21,060
Just get the SL55 back, okay?
639
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:33,531
You know,
maybe I was too hard on that guy.
640
00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,910
Did I learn nothing from Richie Aprile?
641
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,247
Nip it in the bud.
642
00:41:41,874 --> 00:41:43,458
Feech?
643
00:41:46,587 --> 00:41:47,795
He's well-liked, T.
644
00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:49,714
That's another thing.
645
00:41:53,719 --> 00:41:56,763
All right, well,
don't be so hard on yourself, though.
646
00:42:19,245 --> 00:42:22,330
- Hey. Olson and Johnson.
- How you doing?
647
00:42:22,498 --> 00:42:24,666
Stopped by the bakery,
they said you left already.
648
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:27,335
That's the Canali suit I promised you.
649
00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:31,172
He said you should try on the jacket,
see how the sleeves are.
650
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:36,219
- How's that?
- How's that? I look better than Sinatra.
651
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:37,637
Very nice.
652
00:42:37,805 --> 00:42:42,684
All right.
Hey, I'm having my wine and peaches.
653
00:42:42,851 --> 00:42:45,144
- You want?
- No, thanks. We gotta get going.
654
00:42:45,312 --> 00:42:47,188
- I'll try some peaches.
- Good.
655
00:42:47,356 --> 00:42:49,691
Peaches are from fucking New Zealand,
they're great.
656
00:42:49,858 --> 00:42:52,277
- I'll get you a glass.
- No, we should go. We should go.
657
00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:54,237
- Take care of that thing.
- Can't wait?
658
00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:56,364
Where the fuck you going?
Come on, sit down.
659
00:42:56,532 --> 00:42:59,200
We gotta do this shit.
You don't wanna know. It's fucked up.
660
00:42:59,368 --> 00:43:01,035
What?
661
00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:04,372
My imbecile cousin.
He was welding his boat trailer...
662
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:06,040
...burns down his garage.
663
00:43:06,208 --> 00:43:08,418
Now we got no place
to park the truck that we got.
664
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:10,378
What's wrong with the street?
665
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:13,881
Georgia peaches.
Those are considered the best.
666
00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:18,136
See, he don't want me to know
what's in the truck.
667
00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:24,100
Flat-screen TVs.
Fifty-inch plasma Philipses.
668
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:27,312
Guy's coming down from Montreal
but he got delayed a couple of days.
669
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,230
I got a garage right here.
670
00:43:29,398 --> 00:43:31,524
My cousin's got a place.
We can lock it there.
671
00:43:31,692 --> 00:43:35,236
Park the load here. This way I'm around.
Keep my glims on the stuff.
672
00:43:35,404 --> 00:43:37,530
Yeah?
How much you gonna want for that?
673
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:41,826
- Two.
- Fuck you, Feech. It's fucking parking.
674
00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:44,162
You gotta kick in a TV.
675
00:43:49,877 --> 00:43:50,710
(MUSIC)
676
00:43:50,711 --> 00:43:54,505
Thought I had a plan for Anthony,
but I'm not so sure now.
677
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:58,176
I don't know if Rutgers' summer program
accepts boys without eyebrows.
678
00:44:00,220 --> 00:44:03,431
So you heard about that.
I was a wreck.
679
00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:06,434
Look what happened to those girls
just driving to school.
680
00:44:06,602 --> 00:44:10,605
We brought in grief counselors.
How's Anthony coping with that?
681
00:44:10,939 --> 00:44:12,565
I have to say he never mentioned it.
682
00:44:15,944 --> 00:44:17,945
They all handle tragedy differently.
683
00:44:21,283 --> 00:44:23,826
He just moved in with his father.
I don't know if he said.
684
00:44:23,994 --> 00:44:26,287
- Really?
- I don't know what you have heard...
685
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,122
...about my husband.
Some.
686
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:31,793
I mean, he's a good father,
don't get me wrong.
687
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,629
Our daughter's at Columbia.
My friends tell me I'm a snob...
688
00:44:34,797 --> 00:44:37,840
...with this college business,
but with Anthony it's something else.
689
00:44:40,636 --> 00:44:44,639
I just know that if he didn't get into
a good enough school to interest him...
690
00:44:44,807 --> 00:44:47,642
...and he dropped out,
went to work as a waiter or something...
691
00:44:47,810 --> 00:44:51,020
...he wouldn't last a week.
You know, he would be drawn right in...
692
00:44:51,188 --> 00:44:53,356
You know.
693
00:44:54,066 --> 00:44:56,317
My husband doesn't want that
for him either.
694
00:44:57,486 --> 00:45:00,154
You met him.
My husband can be very magnetic.
695
00:45:00,322 --> 00:45:01,572
You know, bigger than life.
696
00:45:03,992 --> 00:45:06,744
And I was so young.
It was very exciting.
697
00:45:09,998 --> 00:45:12,125
Anyway, he's over there.
698
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,085
I don't know, maybe it'll be good.
699
00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:16,671
You know, learning the things
that men need to know.
700
00:45:16,839 --> 00:45:18,089
I don't know.
701
00:45:19,091 --> 00:45:21,426
What about you?
How long have you been at the school?
702
00:45:21,593 --> 00:45:23,511
Since '86.
703
00:45:25,347 --> 00:45:28,850
I suppose that's what caught me up too,
with Astrid.
704
00:45:29,768 --> 00:45:32,478
Some notion of escaping the quotidian.
705
00:45:34,022 --> 00:45:37,692
- So you were married.
- For about, well, five minutes.
706
00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:39,652
Chicken Marsala.
707
00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,700
- And the honey balsamic chicken.
- Thank you.
708
00:45:46,034 --> 00:45:47,368
Have you read Madame Bovary?
709
00:45:48,245 --> 00:45:50,955
- No.
- It's almost a perfect novel.
710
00:45:51,123 --> 00:45:54,917
Flaubert writes about
bourgeois loneliness and emptiness.
711
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,879
Emma Bovary destroys herself
for some fantasy in her head.
712
00:45:58,422 --> 00:46:00,882
It's great. It's truly, truly great.
713
00:46:01,508 --> 00:46:04,677
Somehow horrifically funny,
though tragic.
714
00:46:04,845 --> 00:46:06,304
I think you might enjoy it.
715
00:46:09,224 --> 00:46:12,310
I will stop by Borders on my way home.
716
00:46:12,895 --> 00:46:15,396
- Who is it by again?
- Gustave Flaubert.
717
00:46:24,990 --> 00:46:26,115
(DOORBELL)
718
00:46:28,577 --> 00:46:32,205
- Yeah.
- Supervisor Curran, parole board.
719
00:46:32,372 --> 00:46:34,207
Site visit.
720
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:37,919
- Where's Eddie Stimich?
- He's out sick.
721
00:46:38,086 --> 00:46:40,129
I just wanna take a look around.
722
00:46:49,932 --> 00:46:52,266
Only thing better about here than Russia
is the food.
723
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:54,811
Good one.
724
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:58,606
Eddie examined every fucking dust bunny
in the place just last week.
725
00:46:58,774 --> 00:47:00,441
Is that new?
726
00:47:03,487 --> 00:47:06,280
Bequest. Friend of mine passed away.
727
00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:17,959
That your garage?
728
00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:21,128
No, it's where I make
the weapons of mass destruction.
729
00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:27,009
Let's go open it up.
730
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:31,764
You wanna see my fucking garage?
You never seen an oil stain before?
731
00:47:31,932 --> 00:47:33,307
Let's go.
732
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,781
Here's the wind-up.
733
00:47:49,491 --> 00:47:51,325
And the pitch.
734
00:47:51,910 --> 00:47:54,161
- Come on!
- Fuck Major League Baseball.
735
00:47:54,329 --> 00:47:56,497
Ever since the fucking strike.
Let's watch ballet.
736
00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:01,002
Oh, somebody hot-boxed us?
737
00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,671
- I saw you close the window.
- What's that?
738
00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,173
It's when you close the windows
and fart on purpose.
739
00:48:07,009 --> 00:48:09,176
- That's a Dutch oven.
- In bed it's a Dutch oven.
740
00:48:09,344 --> 00:48:12,263
- Well, what's a Dutch oven?
- When you fart in bed with a woman...
741
00:48:12,431 --> 00:48:15,182
...and force her head under the covers.
That's awesome.
742
00:48:15,350 --> 00:48:17,518
Yeah, but first you gotta be
in bed with one.
743
00:48:17,686 --> 00:48:19,353
Yeah, you'd be surprised.
744
00:48:20,439 --> 00:48:21,731
Yeah, I would.
745
00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:25,985
Oh, my God. What...? Jesus.
746
00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:33,034
All right, that's enough.
Go upstairs, do your Spanish homework.
747
00:48:33,535 --> 00:48:35,870
- Fifteen minutes.
- No, now.
748
00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:51,385
And he goes down looking.
The end of the inning.
749
00:48:55,223 --> 00:48:56,515
(BUS ENGINE)
750
00:49:30,926 --> 00:49:33,010
Just got the call.
751
00:49:33,720 --> 00:49:36,514
They put him on a corrections bus
this morning.
752
00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:46,148
This was the better move
than taking him out.
753
00:49:46,316 --> 00:49:48,693
- Man was a legend.
- Christopher agrees, by the way.
754
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:51,278
Well, that's nice that he agrees.
755
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,449
But I'm not running
a fucking popularity contest.
756
00:50:27,774 --> 00:50:29,734
Mommy, look at me!
757
00:50:34,990 --> 00:50:36,115
Anthony!
758
00:50:58,430 --> 00:51:00,681
(MUSIC)
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