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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,674 --> 00:00:23,063 [SINGING IN ENGLISH] 2 00:01:55,615 --> 00:01:57,783 (ACTIVATING CAR ALARM) 3 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:08,293 (SOFT MUSIC PLAYING) 4 00:02:12,674 --> 00:02:14,466 There he is. 5 00:02:14,634 --> 00:02:15,968 Black Jack Massarone. 6 00:02:17,011 --> 00:02:20,556 I saw this, and I thought of you. 7 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:25,686 - Look at that. - The guy's local. 8 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:29,356 He makes them as part of a program for disabled vets. 9 00:02:33,903 --> 00:02:37,823 A little gift to show my gratitude for all our work together. 10 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,741 Thanks. 11 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,079 Look at those guys, huh? 12 00:02:44,914 --> 00:02:47,166 (chuckling) They had some times, huh? 13 00:02:48,626 --> 00:02:52,129 We're finally gonna cut the ribbon for the museum on the 22nd. 14 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:55,215 They even asked me to make a little speech on the challenges... 15 00:02:55,383 --> 00:02:57,342 ...of contemporary urban development. 16 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,053 Thank you. 17 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:01,805 Something for you? 18 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:04,641 I'll have what he's having. 19 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,982 Listen, my buddy in City Plan Check says they just pulled a permit... 20 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:15,068 ...to turn the old bus station into a mixed-use. 21 00:03:15,236 --> 00:03:17,070 Zellman still hasn't given me a number. 22 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:19,823 Has he said anything to you about another bid? 23 00:03:20,450 --> 00:03:22,659 Oh, we don't talk much. 24 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,494 Take your hat off. Relax. 25 00:03:24,662 --> 00:03:28,415 Yeah. I just started on the Rogaine. 26 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:35,172 Listen, you think you could ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement? 27 00:03:35,340 --> 00:03:38,258 It's kind of soggy, you wanna know the truth. 28 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,177 Tony, this is federal redevelopment. 29 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,013 I'll look into it. 30 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:49,144 - So a speech, huh? - Yeah. 31 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,064 At the Museum of Science and Trucking. 32 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,442 I just wish my mother could have seen it. 33 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:59,279 Well, wherever she is, I'm sure she's proud. 34 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:04,201 Actually, I think I know exactly where she is, and it's pretty fucking hot. 35 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,286 You had one of those too, huh? 36 00:04:09,999 --> 00:04:11,583 Gentlemen. 37 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,669 Is everything okay here? 38 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,088 Yeah, sure. Just talking. 39 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:21,051 Okay, then. Have a good night. 40 00:04:32,313 --> 00:04:35,148 So they go through labor, big deal. Try a prostate exam. 41 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,654 This is great. 42 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:43,782 And I usually don't like modern art. 43 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:48,537 The Rat Pack. 44 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,749 Do you know a Joseph "Joey" Cogo? 45 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,170 Not much. I mean, I met him. 46 00:04:59,090 --> 00:05:00,507 Last week. 47 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,011 Me and Chrissy were having dinner with Tony and his friend, Valentina. 48 00:05:04,178 --> 00:05:06,471 Joey Cogo sent over a bottle of Veuve. 49 00:05:07,223 --> 00:05:09,224 You wanna show her those? 50 00:05:13,855 --> 00:05:15,731 Oh, my God. 51 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:19,359 Was this man with him? 52 00:05:23,906 --> 00:05:26,366 Yeah, I saw him. 53 00:05:26,534 --> 00:05:28,035 You're sure? 54 00:05:28,953 --> 00:05:30,203 Tuesday night. 55 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,505 (CAR STARTING UP) 56 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,341 (TIRES SQUEALING OFF) 57 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,386 Jesus, because of what I said? 58 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:53,393 (Tonys Voice) You're supposed to be earners. That's... The top-tier positions. 59 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:56,688 So each of you, go to your people on the street. Crack some fucking... 60 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:58,732 Create some fucking earners out there! 61 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:00,650 So, what's he saying? 62 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,694 The way I remember, he said: 63 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,698 "That's why you got the top-tier positions." 64 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:12,120 This other inaudible is "crack fucking heads," not "legs." 65 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,748 I need a signature. 66 00:06:20,963 --> 00:06:23,423 Now, that's it. That's all I gotta say. 67 00:06:23,591 --> 00:06:25,592 Frankly, I'm depressed and... 68 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:29,554 - Depressed and what? - Depressed and ashamed. 69 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:33,392 So, what about my Alan Stuart shirt from that meeting? 70 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:36,853 Ralph Cifaretto spilt my coffee and ruined it. 71 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:40,482 I can petty cash it. Resubmit, okay? 72 00:06:45,863 --> 00:06:49,408 This Crazy Horse pole camera's working out really good. 73 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:52,452 Paulie Gualtieri's car again. She's still lying. 74 00:06:58,292 --> 00:06:59,918 (male) Listen, any chance you could 75 00:06:59,919 --> 00:07:02,421 ask Ron if this falls under the same arrangement? 76 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,631 (Tony) It's kind of soggy, you wanna know the truth. 77 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:08,009 - Pie. He was eating. - Tony, this is federal redevelopment. 78 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:10,011 I'll look into it. 79 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,143 - So a speech, huh? - Sound quality is amazing. 80 00:07:16,310 --> 00:07:18,145 New hats. Mike's right in the button. 81 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:21,648 - Museum of Science and Trucking. - Just wish my mother could have seen it. 82 00:07:21,816 --> 00:07:23,650 Give it to Angela and shut the door. 83 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:25,986 Well, wherever she is, I'm sure she's proud. 84 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,614 What happened to the jury-tampering investigation on Junior Soprano's trial? 85 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:32,742 - Actually, I... - You guys just drop the ball on that? 86 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:34,494 Massarone's a huge asset. 87 00:07:34,662 --> 00:07:37,831 - Couple him with... - What, three-year-old airline tickets? 88 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,916 Some ties to the Bevilaqua murder? 89 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:44,504 Even if Massarone and a thousand other snitches pan out... 90 00:07:44,672 --> 00:07:46,923 ...we've still gotta put Tony on trial. 91 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:48,717 That's useless until we find out... 92 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,428 ...how they penetrated the anonymous jury system. 93 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:53,346 And what? Jury duty's not tough enough? 94 00:07:53,514 --> 00:07:55,432 We don't like to dig into some citizen. 95 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,685 Tough shit. One of those citizens is a felon. 96 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:00,687 Get on it. 97 00:08:05,526 --> 00:08:07,319 You know what's going on here, right? 98 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:10,655 He fucked up his six-figure future with O'Melveny and Myers... 99 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,033 ...when he blew the Junior Soprano trial. 100 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:17,204 Of course, he'll keep trying him until he fixes that. 101 00:08:19,540 --> 00:08:21,541 - Hey! - Hey. 102 00:08:21,709 --> 00:08:24,753 There he is, John Barrymore. 103 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,215 - How are you? - All right. 104 00:08:31,093 --> 00:08:32,928 I thought nobody ever comes to see you. 105 00:08:33,095 --> 00:08:35,096 I was dropping off some dandelions. 106 00:08:35,264 --> 00:08:38,350 Saw a beautiful patch in a vacant lot over by 15th Street. 107 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,852 - Nice salad. - Any word about Tony B? 108 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:42,812 Yeah, yeah, should be any day now. 109 00:08:42,980 --> 00:08:45,232 Aunt Quintina's gonna call the moment she hears. 110 00:08:45,399 --> 00:08:48,652 - He's a good kid, your cousin? Smart. - Yeah. 111 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:51,238 Fucking weirdo, you ask me. 112 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:54,908 All right, the vacant lot over on 15th Street? 113 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,827 That's where all the neighborhood dogs go to piss. 114 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,246 (LAUGHING) 115 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,665 You goddamn clown. 116 00:09:03,751 --> 00:09:06,086 So, you got anything lined up for the kid? 117 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:09,047 Yeah, yeah, air bags. We pull them from boosted cars. 118 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:11,091 People buy them like you wouldn't believe. 119 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:16,054 Hey, legit dealers, body shops, they reinstall undeployed bags as new. 120 00:09:16,222 --> 00:09:18,723 - Top dollar. - Brave, new world. 121 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,269 Jesus Christ, they didn't even have shoulder belts when I went away. 122 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,271 You'll let me know when the kid gets out? 123 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:27,107 Yeah, we'll have a party for him. All right. 124 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,567 I love you, okay. 125 00:09:28,609 --> 00:09:29,776 (SPEAKING ITALIAN) 126 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,622 Come on, eat. Don't be so sensitive. 127 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:45,584 I was being polite. It's like eating red fescue. 128 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,795 I'll take an egg. You want an egg? Bobby, make my nephew an egg. 129 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,630 I don't want an egg. 130 00:09:54,468 --> 00:09:56,303 Tony B. 131 00:09:57,305 --> 00:09:58,763 A little welcome-home present. 132 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:01,641 - What's that, a Motorola? - Yeah. 133 00:10:01,809 --> 00:10:03,059 Supposed to be the best. 134 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,813 So, I figured he could use one. Call me when he needs me. 135 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:09,649 All the fellas are getting out, huh? 136 00:10:10,484 --> 00:10:15,071 The class of 2004. Old rats on a new ship. 137 00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:19,576 Think I'll take an egg. Make us a couple eggs. 138 00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:22,579 I'm doing it. You told me. He don't want one. 139 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,416 You and Tony Egg again. 140 00:10:26,834 --> 00:10:28,501 Tony Egg? Tony B. 141 00:10:28,669 --> 00:10:31,129 Like the time you two... You took that camera in the bathroom... 142 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:32,130 (PHONE RINGING) 143 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,174 ...at your sister Barbara's confirmation. 144 00:10:37,678 --> 00:10:39,262 Hello. 145 00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,932 Oh, that's terrible. 146 00:10:44,518 --> 00:10:46,603 Where's he gonna be laid out? 147 00:10:46,937 --> 00:10:50,148 Who now? Goddamn it. 148 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,525 Well, let us know. 149 00:10:54,153 --> 00:10:55,528 Carmine Lupertazzi. 150 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,739 He passed during the night. 151 00:10:57,907 --> 00:11:00,700 What a fucking blow. 152 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,869 He was a great man. 153 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,706 My cousin told me it was Carmine who invented point-shaving. 154 00:11:06,874 --> 00:11:10,919 CCNY versus Kentucky, 1951. 155 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,714 Nobody beat the spread. I bought a black Fleetwood. 156 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:23,515 Anthony. Anthony, did I ever tell you I want to be cremated? 157 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,141 About four times. 158 00:11:25,309 --> 00:11:28,853 And don't throw my ashes in somebody's yard or off some fucking bridge. 159 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,398 I wanna be on a mantelpiece surrounded by family. 160 00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,442 Yeah, under the moose head. I know. 161 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:37,070 Keep joking. Let me tell you something. 162 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,322 It's like that game we used to play as kids. 163 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,783 Crack The Whip. 164 00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:44,244 You run around holding hands as tight as you can... 165 00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,164 ...and then the line snaps, somebody lets go... 166 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:49,999 ...and you're next. 167 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:07,267 Your father meant a lot to all of us, and not just financially either. 168 00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:10,437 - How are you? - Looking good. 169 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:12,021 - Yeah, there you go. - Fantastic. 170 00:12:12,189 --> 00:12:13,398 What's up, buddy? 171 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,400 - John. - Gene. 172 00:12:17,111 --> 00:12:18,528 Nicole. 173 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:21,781 - You remember Mr. Petrille. - What, honey? 174 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:25,660 - He meant a lot to us. - Tough going, right? 175 00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:28,204 Ginny, Phil, how are you doing? 176 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,956 - Hey, kid. - Angelo. 177 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:31,875 I'm heartbroken. 178 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,963 - Nicole, you remember Mr. Garepe. - Of course. 179 00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:41,593 That was my aunt. My cousin's out. 180 00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:45,138 - That's great news. - Start him off small, T. 181 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:47,766 You hear that? Your cousin's out. 182 00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:51,060 - Oh, look who's coming. - What? 183 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,107 - Hey there, handsome. - Hey, baby. 184 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,318 - How are you? - Good. 185 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,653 Lorraine, you're looking good. 186 00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:02,989 Yeah, keeping it together with Pilates and gin. 187 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,949 Sil, Paulie, how is it hanging? 188 00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,743 Still got the nice manners, huh? 189 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:10,747 This is my nephew, Christopher. 190 00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,334 Lady shylock, you got some reputation. 191 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,294 Yeah, my mother said that might happen. 192 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:20,340 I'd like to introduce you the love of my life. This is my partner, Jason Evanina. 193 00:13:21,133 --> 00:13:23,510 - Honor to meet you. - Hi, how are you? 194 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:28,223 So, Jesus leans off the cross and whispers to Peter: 195 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,308 "I can see your house from here." 196 00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,018 (LAUGHING) 197 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:39,692 I'm so sorry. This was such a shock. 198 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:44,197 This is a very hard day. 199 00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:47,200 I just saw Ginny. The flowers are beautiful. 200 00:13:47,368 --> 00:13:50,078 - John, got a minute? - Yeah. 201 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,540 Nicole, I'm sorry. 202 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,502 What's going on here? 203 00:13:57,670 --> 00:14:00,129 - What're you talking about? - My father. 204 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,715 - Look at his hands. - He looks peaceful. 205 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:06,594 I'm talking about his rosary. The medal? 206 00:14:06,762 --> 00:14:09,889 You think I don't know what that is? It's for Opus Dei. 207 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:11,891 What the fuck is that about? 208 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,812 In his later years, your father was very sensitive about the church. 209 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,523 Bullshit. Your wife is into Opus Dei. 210 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,317 - You told Colombino to put it there. - You sure about that? 211 00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:23,778 - Yes, I'm sure about that. - Body's not even cold. 212 00:14:23,946 --> 00:14:26,573 No respect for anything anymore. 213 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:31,160 In New Jersey housewife, fundamentalist shit? I doubt it, John. 214 00:14:32,454 --> 00:14:35,456 You yourself said, I was like another son to him. 215 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:38,543 I was being polite. It was his deathbed. 216 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,545 I should have written those words down. 217 00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:43,214 You should have. They don't mean anything anymore. 218 00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:45,300 You understand what I'm saying? 219 00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:49,053 (EXPLOSIONS) 220 00:14:49,388 --> 00:14:54,642 I saw a huge mushroom cloud... 221 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:57,145 Edward "Babe" Heffron 222 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,022 ...from the shell. 223 00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,401 Jim Campbell might be alive today... 224 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,987 ...if he hadn't have said to me: 225 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:11,117 "Heffron, you stay here with your gun. 226 00:15:11,619 --> 00:15:13,494 I'm going up." 227 00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,459 All your life... 228 00:15:19,627 --> 00:15:23,963 ...you gotta remember what one guy did because he thought it was his job to do. 229 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,342 And he took a shot for you. 230 00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:38,311 This shit's not supposed to run, and here I look like a raccoon. 231 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,314 You are irresistible, and you know it. 232 00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:43,399 Danny said I was clingy. 233 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,444 Fuck him. He's the one with the self-esteem issues. 234 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,031 You don't know what it's like out there, Ade. You're marrying Christopher. 235 00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:54,452 He's handsome, makes money. He's got great hair. He... 236 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:01,709 Okay. 237 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:04,379 You know I love animals, but this thing is so gorgeous. 238 00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,340 Isn't it? My dad almost had a stroke. 239 00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:11,010 But I told him, "Hey, asshole, I'm the one taking all the fucking risk here." 240 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:13,972 I have to fake the invoices. 241 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:17,475 Sometimes you gotta just take care of yourself, you know? 242 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:18,851 Sure you do, honey. 243 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,230 Come here. 244 00:16:25,317 --> 00:16:27,527 Come on. Let's don't keep your date waiting. 245 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,779 He likes you, I can tell. 246 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,781 (LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 247 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,204 We got a white wine for Ade. 248 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,290 That's another apple martini for you. 249 00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,793 - Thank you, my dear. - My 7 and 7. 250 00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,462 And a nothing and nothing. 251 00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,507 Don't listen to him, Chrissy. 252 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,384 I think what you're doing's brave. 253 00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,761 It's not for everybody... 254 00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,639 ...but things are different when you don't have that crutch. 255 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,392 We make up for it other ways. 256 00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,562 My God, it's hot in here. 257 00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,981 What do you expect? You're dancing in a mink coat. 258 00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,316 It's fox. 259 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,235 She's my fox in a fox. 260 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,739 Let's see her box. Or maybe her socks. 261 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,034 Stupid. 262 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:21,497 Well, I have to wear fur on the outside on account of being bare everywhere else. 263 00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,709 - You believe this one? - No shit. 264 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:35,261 Every place I go, I got substances I can't enjoy shoved in my face. 265 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,931 But I guess asking you for a little support system in my own home... 266 00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,600 ...is way the fuck out of line. 267 00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,643 You gotta have some more wine. 268 00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,437 Seemed to have a good time tonight. 269 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,522 What the fuck you talking about? 270 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,940 What, Tina? 271 00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,944 Come on, that cunt's too full of herself anyway. 272 00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,530 Cunt? She's my maid of honor, Christopher. 273 00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,908 She's no fucking maid, let me tell you. 274 00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,124 Great, now I'm upset. See what I'm talking about? 275 00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,794 But I guess it's all my problem. 276 00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,549 I'm sorry, baby. 277 00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,051 Okay? 278 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,052 (DOORBELL) 279 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,637 Jeez! 280 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,972 Please, stop. 281 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,186 Well, there you are. My handsome nephew. 282 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,148 Auntie Quin, look at you. All dolled up, huh? 283 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,570 - I never thought I'd live to see this day. - Well, here you are. Still here. 284 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,197 - Where's Tony? - Downstairs... 285 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,366 ...getting into one of his old suits. 286 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,244 - I'll buy him some new suits. - He's fine. 287 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,664 I only wish he had more to come back to. 288 00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,375 That ex-wife of his... 289 00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,170 ...she uses her answering machine to ignore me... 290 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,673 ...so forget about us seeing the twins. 291 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,803 How's Kelly? How's she doing? 292 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,680 Well, she's lost to us, Anthony. 293 00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:05,518 But Tony says he's gonna hire a detective. 294 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,353 Look at this. 295 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,355 Two of you were so cute. 296 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,276 Well, even then my cannoli was bigger than his. 297 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,027 Oh, stop. 298 00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,366 Oh, man, there he is. 299 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,253 God, Ton. 300 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,839 Look at us, 15 fucking years. 301 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,966 The language. 302 00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,178 Go ahead, say it. I haven't changed a bit, right? 303 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,680 (LAUGHING) 304 00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,432 You look good. You look good. 305 00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,644 Say provolone. 306 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,399 (ALL) Surprise! 307 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,901 Oh, shit. 308 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,945 Very nice, you give me a heart attack. 309 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,156 Ma, it's enough, all right? 310 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,742 Stop crying. I'm embarrassed enough. 311 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,579 I don't know what to say. 312 00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,581 Don't say anything. Just eat, huh? 313 00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,875 Oh, hey. 314 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,711 I got peppers been marinating for 15 years! 315 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,046 (PARTY HORNS) 316 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,924 - Hey. - What? 317 00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,425 Where's tubbs? 318 00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,551 (LAUGHING) 319 00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,261 Artie, what happened here? 320 00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,722 Still a ball-breaker, huh? 321 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,856 What the fuck's with him? 322 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,733 Ask him. 323 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,693 You guys have a beef? 324 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,324 I loaned the guy money, then he tried to kill himself. Guess who got the blame. 325 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,869 Oh, my God, Ton. 326 00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,039 My God, we have all missed you so much. 327 00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,291 I swear, you look exactly the same. 328 00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,085 You're still full of shit, huh? 329 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,503 (LAUGHING) 330 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,880 Is Nancy here yet? The twins? 331 00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,465 No, Nancy couldn't make it. 332 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,467 Her aunt in Bayonne, the sciatica... 333 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,936 - What are you gonna do? - Cousin! 334 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,146 Jan. Oh, Christ. 335 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,982 Come, I want you to meet my family. 336 00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,817 I'm talking to him right now. 337 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,360 Tony, you remember Bobby. 338 00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,321 - Good to see you. Welcome home. - Now my husband. 339 00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:25,157 And guys, this is your Uncle Tony Blundetto. 340 00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,742 Hey there. 341 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,328 How come we never met you before? 342 00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,581 I've been away on business. 343 00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,166 I never even heard of you. 344 00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,754 Stop playing with your ice. Come on. 345 00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,883 They let that kid say anything. 346 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,011 Welcome home, Uncle Tony. 347 00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,179 Oh, Jesus. 348 00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,597 This is Meadow. 349 00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,685 God, you turned out beautiful, honey. 350 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,522 And this strapping, young man is Anthony Jr. 351 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,524 How's Kelly? 352 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,861 Our regular dinner up by you Thursday? 353 00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,696 Yes, Daddy. 354 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,033 See, with my family now, you know, in separation... 355 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,286 ...you gotta make an appointment to see each other. 356 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,834 - I should go see Uncle Zio. - Yeah. 357 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,711 - All right. - Show him the phone. 358 00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,212 Yeah. 359 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,659 Tony. 360 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,121 I'll make this fast because I know you're all hungry. 361 00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:59,585 I remember, growing up, I was always asking... 362 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,421 ...why I just used to have sisters. 363 00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,091 I said to my mother, "Can't you save up something and... 364 00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,884 ...then get me a baby brother?" 365 00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:08,010 (LAUGHING) 366 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:12,264 And my mother said, "What's wrong with your cousin Tony?" 367 00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:16,352 And she was right because we were brothers. 368 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,605 Except, you know, we had the same name. 369 00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,608 There was like 50 Tonys in the family. 370 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,820 Some of you remember this. 371 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,698 My dad's name was Johnny and... 372 00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,200 ...his dad's name was Alfred. 373 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,703 And so whenever we were out running around, and we'd hear: 374 00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,790 "Tony Uncle Johnny," that was for me... 375 00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,085 ...and "Tony Uncle Al," that was for him. 376 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,462 And there was "Tony Uncle Philly." Remember? 377 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,256 - Right, yeah. - But... 378 00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,260 ...he passed away, buon anima. 379 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,306 And Uncle Phil... Uncle Phil, he passed away a long time ago too. 380 00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,144 So anyway... 381 00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,398 ...Tony's being away... 382 00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,233 ...it's been hard. 383 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,069 But he's back now... 384 00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,571 ...for good. 385 00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,828 So welcome home. 386 00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,872 (ALL) Welcome home. 387 00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,165 Thank you. 388 00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,501 Come on, let me hear it. Welcome home! 389 00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:25,463 Welcome home! 390 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:30,509 Hey, Ton, Meadow is incredible. She's a fucking Ivy Leaguer. 391 00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,387 - You and Carm hit a home run. - Yeah. 392 00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,182 I'm sure Kelly's all right, wherever she is. 393 00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:40,060 - Hey, her old man was in prison. - We tried to do everything we could. 394 00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,146 I know, I wasn't around. What can I expect? 395 00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,733 I mean, if things had gone different way back when, who knows? 396 00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,904 What do you want from me? 397 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:53,824 Nothing. I'm just saying, it's good it wasn't both of us. 398 00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:58,621 Well, these things happen, right? 399 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:02,541 You're gonna like this place. This is nice. 400 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,211 This is the kind of place we always talked about having. 401 00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,385 Fucking weird. 402 00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,346 My cousin in the old man's seat. 403 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,264 It's like Sun Tzu says: 404 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:21,393 "A good commander is benevolent and unconcerned with fame." 405 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:22,895 What? 406 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,065 Sun Tzu, the Chinese Prince Machiavelli. 407 00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,692 Tony turned me on to him. 408 00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,777 "Tzu, Tzu." 409 00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,611 (LAUGHING) 410 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,239 "Sun Tzu," you fucking ass-kiss. 411 00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,074 Hey. 412 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,742 Feech. 413 00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,912 You know, I missed you by two weeks at Allenwood. 414 00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,842 This'll help you get started. 415 00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,636 Jesus, you're on your feet already? 416 00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,764 You hit the ground running, and you don't look back, huh? 417 00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,391 Thank you. 418 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:02,851 Come on. 419 00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,897 So you in on the bus-station project? 420 00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,941 Massarone's waiting on a number. 421 00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,277 - How's he doing? - Good. 422 00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,153 We had coffee. 423 00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,990 He used to bore me, Jack. 424 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,158 He ain't a bad guy once you get to know him. 425 00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,202 I always liked him. 426 00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:28,252 I was very touched by that funeral the other day. 427 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,963 - Real heart-grabber. - That fucking little Carmine. 428 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,464 And after what? 429 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:37,303 Five years in Florida fixing wet T-shirt contests. 430 00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,687 (LAUGHING) 431 00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,732 Boy, are you fat. 432 00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,735 What did you say? 433 00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:59,199 Reginald Van Gleason III. Boy, are you fat. 434 00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,122 That's good, yeah. Here. 435 00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:16,383 So, I got some ideas, you know, for you. Get you on your feet. 436 00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:19,053 Unless, of course, you already know what you wanna do. 437 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,679 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 438 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,932 Well, yeah, I kind of got an idea. 439 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,351 Yeah? 440 00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,272 Like four years in, I got moved to Springfield. 441 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,650 You know, where they got the big prison hospital. 442 00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,610 It's mostly stab wounds, detox. 443 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,613 Anyway, this guy I knew from Elkton... 444 00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,866 ...he was telling me how I could be an orderly. 445 00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,285 You know, and how it's like easy time and all. 446 00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,539 Well, you know, so then you're the guy that hooks everybody up. That's smart. 447 00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,375 Yeah, but it wasn't business for me. 448 00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,627 I mean, I really got into this shit. 449 00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,756 Rehab block had guys with broken limbs, muscle diseases... 450 00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,133 ...and we'd help them back. 451 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:01,970 So, I think this might be a thing I can do. 452 00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,935 I got my associate's degree already. Took me five years. 453 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:12,398 And now it's only, like, six months more for my massage license. 454 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,733 So, you wanna run a massage parlor? 455 00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,403 No. 456 00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,864 I'm gonna be a licensed massage therapist. 457 00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:27,705 Look, I've been away from all this a long time. 458 00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:33,711 I mean, if I got a shot at staying out and putting shit together, I should take it. 459 00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,715 Because I was thinking, you know... 460 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,426 ...I got this air-bag thing going on... 461 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:43,262 No, Ton, thanks, but... I mean, it's a really nice offer... 462 00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,640 ...but I need regular work until I'm certified. 463 00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,143 Just regular work. 464 00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:56,859 Well, I guess I know this guy looking for... 465 00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,028 ...a delivery man for his linen fleet. 466 00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,781 - Bobby Gociletto? - No, no, no, Koreans. 467 00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,453 But I don't got my driver's license. 468 00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,913 So, why don't you go to my guy at the DMV? 469 00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,627 As far as the union shit, I can take care of that. 470 00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:20,048 Wow, Ton, thanks. Thank you. 471 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,428 Come here. You're the best, you know that? 472 00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,971 Yeah, yeah. 473 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,151 - Out. - Why? 474 00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,987 Because we are watching a movie, and you are studying. 475 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,491 And why must we keep having that conversation? 476 00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:52,289 Here, number one on the American Film Institute's greatest American movies list. 477 00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,875 - Citizen Kane. - Jesus, it's black and white. 478 00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:58,754 Oh, come on, that is what film club is all about, trying new things. 479 00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,509 Now, to give us some background, let's see what Leonard Maltin has to say. 480 00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,596 "A film that broke all the rules and invented some new ones. 481 00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,808 The cinematography, music and Oscar-winning screenplay... 482 00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,020 ...by Welles and Herman J. Something are all first-rate." 483 00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,669 (FILM MUSIC) 484 00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,970 WOW 485 00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:34,099 So it was a sled, huh? He should have told somebody. 486 00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,768 It's fascinating that the man had all that stuff... 487 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:40,272 ...but he died, you know, alone, with nothing and nobody. 488 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,774 Good. Prick. 489 00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:48,947 I hated it. "You supply the war, I'll supply the headlines." How conceited. 490 00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,747 - There was the cinematography. - Yeah, that was very good. 491 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,463 - Oh, my God. - What? 492 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,341 I saw Laura Basi in the dressing room at Loehmann's. 493 00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:12,054 Definitely had some work. D-cup at least, and a lift. 494 00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:16,350 Well, she said she was remodeling her upstairs, but I had no idea... 495 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,268 (LAUGHING) 496 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,149 So, Carm, how you doing? 497 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,859 I'm okay. 498 00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,237 My lawyer, he's a top guy, Robert Greenberg... 499 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,408 ...he says that New Jersey has this equitable-distribution law. 500 00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:36,620 So apparently 20 years entitles me to at least half his money. 501 00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,164 Well, it should. You made Tony a home. 502 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:43,543 You raised his children. Does this guy know how to get it? 503 00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:46,088 Well, it's mostly cash, obviously. 504 00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:49,508 God. All those years, and you could get nothing. 505 00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,678 This other lawyer, Dan Minditch, says we should play hardball. 506 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,513 You know, go after the real assets. 507 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:59,476 Marriage is beautiful in the beginning, but two, three years later... 508 00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,021 You'd think there'd be some romance, at least. 509 00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,315 - Janice, you're a newlywed. - I know. 510 00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,860 Six months, and Bobby still hasn't found my rosebud. 511 00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,028 (LAUGHING) 512 00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,197 Maybe he should hire a reporter. 513 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,994 So the movie's over, and they all start talking about their marriages... 514 00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,829 ...and how miserable they are. 515 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:21,123 Bitterness. 516 00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,916 So besides the movie night? 517 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,836 - You have kids? - No. 518 00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,715 So did you attend Carmine Lupertazzi's funeral? 519 00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,717 I didn't know him. 520 00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,052 Movie night was fun, though. 521 00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,847 Who was there at the Tony Blundetto homecoming? 522 00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,349 I told you, just family. 523 00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:43,145 God, is that all you think about, is your fucking work? 524 00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:48,358 You don't care how I feel about anything. 525 00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,488 Okay. 526 00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,702 I was married to an agent. 527 00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,621 What happened? 528 00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,749 Did he cheat on you? 529 00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,420 While we were trying to get pregnant, he climbed right over me... 530 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,882 ...to become an assistant supervisor on the Milken task force. 531 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,718 Moved to Los Angeles and jumped a pay grade without me. 532 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,722 My God, that... That's terrible. 533 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,308 So where were we? 534 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,941 What am I doing? I can't talk to you. 535 00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,153 I can't even talk to Christopher, and he's my soul mate. 536 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,739 I can't talk to my friends. 537 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:41,661 I am being, like, ripped apart here just snitching on people. 538 00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,956 For what? What do I get out of it? 539 00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:47,876 Take comfort in the fact that you're doing the right thing... 540 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:50,921 ...by helping your government. No, seriously. 541 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,634 For me, it was when I was in college. 542 00:34:56,427 --> 00:35:00,222 My sister's boyfriend, Kyle, traded our TV for six handguns. 543 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:06,019 He sold five to a high school kid, then used the last one to open a coconut. 544 00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,939 The ricochet left my sister a paraplegic. 545 00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:15,112 I knew I had to do something about guys like him. 546 00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:22,452 Nowhere but the FBI is the line clearer between the good guys and the bad guys. 547 00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,582 And you're with the good guys now. 548 00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,175 Jesus. 549 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,513 (SNIFFLES) 550 00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,393 - Hey. - T.B. 551 00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,854 I didn't call for no linen delivery. 552 00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:52,774 What do I find at the pork store? A bunch a guys beating the meat. 553 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,528 - Wanna deal me in? - Absolutely. 554 00:35:56,696 --> 00:36:00,490 - Stakes might be a little high for you. - You know you can't pay us in napkins. 555 00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,700 (LAUGHING) 556 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:05,120 You gotta let that dry before you put on a second coat? 557 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,206 Fucking Grandpa Munster over here. 558 00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,501 You gonna deal those? 559 00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,171 They're not candy bars. You can let some of them go. 560 00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,384 What the fuck's that for? Drying shirts? 561 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,307 That's a TAO master massage chair. 562 00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:35,275 I had no idea I was so tense. 563 00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:38,486 Like my back is on vacation. 564 00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:40,989 Well, it could definitely use one. 565 00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,412 What the fuck is this? 566 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:51,958 - Hey, T, you gotta try this. - He's really fucking good. 567 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:56,504 There's nothing like the joint to teach you how to ease another man's tensions. 568 00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,465 I'm gone for one hour... 569 00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,927 ...all of a sudden it turns into a fucking slumber party. 570 00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,930 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed. 571 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,725 Can I talk to you a minute? 572 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:19,861 None of your fucking business which side of the bed I wake up on. 573 00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:22,739 - Jesus, it's just an expression. - Bullshit. 574 00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,449 You know what I'm talking about. 575 00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:28,078 All that Reggie Van Gleason, "Boy, are you fat." 576 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,040 Things have changed around here. I'm the boss of this fucking family. 577 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,918 You're crowding me. 578 00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,338 You don't make fun of me, got it? 579 00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,217 Got it. 580 00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,307 And knock off the massage shit. 581 00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:52,352 It's a place of business, not a Jack LaLanne. 582 00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,197 (SOFT MUSIC) 583 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:07,367 You gotta declare all that? 584 00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:11,121 Most of it, anyway. 585 00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,292 - Well, if you had a good bookkeeper... - Hey, you got change? 586 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:19,254 Been sliding this stupid bill in and out of the cigarette machine for like an hour. 587 00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:22,882 An hour? I bet you can go longer than that. 588 00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:27,804 Listen to you. Why do you always talk like a whore? 589 00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,973 Because men like it. 590 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,683 Yeah? 591 00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,560 I think you're right about that. 592 00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,564 [SINGING IN ENGLISH] 593 00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:49,242 I am having a fucking time. 594 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:53,204 Stay out late, come home drunk, fuck anyone I want. 595 00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,665 Yeah, so, what's the difference? 596 00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,128 I don't know. It's a mindset. 597 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,130 Jesus Christ. 598 00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,133 Ton, I was hoping you'd be here. I gotta tell you... 599 00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:08,136 ...you shouldn't go out and eat up there in Fairfield no more. 600 00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:09,804 What the fuck you talking about? 601 00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:13,266 I went to collect from my cop up there, and he gave me a heads-up. 602 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:17,520 His buddy on the force saw some car out by Napoleon's diner a couple weeks ago. 603 00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:21,316 And I remembered how your goomar lives up there. 604 00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,987 - Yeah? - Guy thought maybe they were fags. 605 00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:30,408 But he ran the plate, and it bounced back a no hit. 606 00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,202 Feds. 607 00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,372 Cop said they were just sitting there in the rain. 608 00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,585 I know it wasn't me they tailed that night. 609 00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,754 My whole life's in the fucking rearview. 610 00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,798 - Mine too. - Absolutely. 611 00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,925 It's Massarone. 612 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:51,429 Jesus Christ. If he flipped, I'd be fucked. 613 00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:55,683 - We all would. - Well, he ain't been to the grand jury... 614 00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,311 ...because we would have heard from our girl up there. 615 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:01,106 They could be just following him at this point. 616 00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:03,775 - See if they get anything on him. - They'll bring him in. 617 00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:08,655 Jesus Christ, they've turned a lot fucking tougher guys than Jack Massarone. 618 00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,408 You want me to take care of it? 619 00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:14,494 All right, we don't know shit yet, right? 620 00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,209 He did give me that fucking painting, though. 621 00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,963 - There was that, Ton. - Can't a guy be fucking nice anymore? 622 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,214 Friendly? 623 00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,136 So, what do you wanna do? 624 00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:34,764 I wanna be absolutely fucking sure, that's what I wanna do. 625 00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,227 All right, we arrange a meet. I'll feel him out a little bit. 626 00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,151 I gotta do it. I know the guy. I know the way he thinks. 627 00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,319 I know the way he acts. 628 00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,991 My old man was good at vibing people out too. 629 00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:57,954 If Massarone's up to something, I'll pick it up. 630 00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:05,920 You piece of shit. I don't believe this. 631 00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,801 (HONKING) 632 00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,305 (TIRES SQUEALING) 633 00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,518 Hold on. 634 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,480 Yeah? 635 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,733 I wanted to thank you for taking components out of the home theater. 636 00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,986 Hey, I bought that for us to watch movies as a family, okay? 637 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,322 Not to entertain your girlfriends. 638 00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:35,867 I talked to my lawyer about filing a separation agreement. 639 00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,704 I'm not paying a lawyer! We should be able to settle this thing like adults! 640 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:43,291 Then stop taking shit out of the house! 641 00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:59,057 - Hey, Tony, what's up? - Let's take a walk. 642 00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:07,065 - There he is, huh? - Hey, how you doing? 643 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,317 - Good, good. How you doing? - Okay. 644 00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,570 - Everything all right? - Yeah. Watch the curb there. 645 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,114 Hey, wait a second. Before you say anything... 646 00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:17,408 ...have you lost a little weight? 647 00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:20,620 You think? I don't know. 648 00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:25,750 Listen, I talked to our friend. You know, the one that celebrates Hanukkah. 649 00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,628 - It's in the works. - Oh, great, that's good news. Thank you. 650 00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,672 Yeah, yeah. 651 00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,758 So I been meaning to ask you... 652 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,428 ...you noticed anything lately? 653 00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,347 What are we talking about? 654 00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,599 You weren't followed here, were you? 655 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:45,562 No, I... I don't think so. I'm pretty careful. 656 00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,023 All right. 657 00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,067 Everything else okay? Good? 658 00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,070 - EKG and shit, huh? - Yeah, I guess. 659 00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,363 All right. 660 00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:59,117 But I gotta tell you, I don't like what I'm hearing. 661 00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,915 Relax. 662 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,210 It's not worth losing your hair over. 663 00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,129 - Right? - Okay. 664 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:12,797 All right. 665 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:19,387 I couldn't tell shit. What the fuck am I, a mind reader? 666 00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:28,104 So, what's the next step here, Ton? 667 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,483 What? 668 00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:36,112 Said I looked like I lost some weight. 669 00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:43,202 Motherfucker. 670 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,207 Yeah? 671 00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,668 Hey, whoa, whoa. 672 00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:52,712 Take it easy. 673 00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,715 Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. 674 00:43:55,883 --> 00:44:00,053 That Korean, Kim. Something about your cousin. I don't know. 675 00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,727 Yeah. 676 00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,188 (SOFT CHATTERING ON PHONE) 677 00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:14,150 It's your fucking linen truck. What do you want me to do about it? 678 00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,277 Yeah, yeah, it's okay. Fire him. Go ahead. 679 00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,364 Put him out in the fucking street for all I care! 680 00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:28,289 If Tony B. wants to pick up some scratch... 681 00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:32,168 ...he could do this Massarone thing. If it goes. 682 00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:35,797 What the fuck is wrong with you? The man is trying to go straight! 683 00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:38,341 Don't you give a fuck about your cousin? 684 00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,051 I'm sorry, T, you're right. 685 00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,516 That was a great party the other night. 686 00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,602 Fuck him. 687 00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,313 The guy's fucking useless to me. 688 00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:04,409 Was that a yes on Massarone? 689 00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:08,996 Tony's got his own process. 690 00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,874 What's to process here? 691 00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:18,423 Honestly, Carm, this is a lot better than watching Casablanca. 692 00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:21,467 I didn't need to see that movie again anyway. 693 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:26,347 Even if it kills Tony, I will have that system back for next time. 694 00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,766 So, what is next on that list? 695 00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:35,148 Number three, The Godfather. 696 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,029 Look at us. We'll kill ourselves for these cigarettes. 697 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,575 You know they had a bear back here? 698 00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:48,453 So how come Angie Bonpensiero don't come? 699 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,830 Please. She's not welcome here. 700 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,623 I thought everybody liked her. 701 00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,208 Don't you know about Pussy? 702 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:58,546 He went in the program. He turned on everybody. 703 00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:01,382 Us, the people he knew his whole life. 704 00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,555 Who knows why people do what they do. 705 00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,766 But what kind of person does that? 706 00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,809 I mean, it's like Judas or something. 707 00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,978 Eating that last supper with Jesus... 708 00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,148 ...and the whole time he knows they're gonna crucify him. 709 00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:21,778 I mean, at least Judas didn't go into any apostle protection program. 710 00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:24,781 He hung himself. He knew what he did. 711 00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,663 Oh, look at you. You're shivering. 712 00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,542 I didn't know it was that cold, sweetie. 713 00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,118 (PICTURE DROPPING ON THE FLOOR) 714 00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,181 (FRAME THUDDING ON MANTEL) 715 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:55,413 I'll tell you, I don't know how I'd be holding up. It's just... 716 00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,292 I guess you all are really important to me. 717 00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,420 Carm, you'd do the same. 718 00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,380 We love you so much. 719 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,510 Ade? You okay? 720 00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,266 (SOBBING) 721 00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,393 What's the matter? 722 00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:25,359 I'm... I'm not what you think. 723 00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,738 I don't know what to do. 724 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,075 I need... I want to tell you all something. 725 00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,036 It's driving me crazy. 726 00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:37,872 Well, you know you can tell us anything. 727 00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,292 (SNIFFLING) 728 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,219 Oh, God. 729 00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,099 She's been drinking like crazy. 730 00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:04,065 Where are you going? 731 00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,358 (GLASS SHATTERING) 732 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,276 Oh, my God. 733 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,279 - Honey. - Oh, my God. 734 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,114 I'm fine, okay? Just leave me alone. 735 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:15,242 No, you're bleeding. Let me drive you. 736 00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:20,998 (CAR STARTING UP) 737 00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:06,043 Ton? It's like 3 in the morning. 738 00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:09,880 Yeah, yeah, well, I couldn't sleep, so I wanted to see if the phone worked. 739 00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:12,425 Well, yeah, it works great. 740 00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:15,469 I'm in my mother's basement, and I can really hear you. 741 00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:20,391 Listen, you should know that that boss there, Kim... 742 00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,976 ...he's after your ass. 743 00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,061 I rub him the wrong way. 744 00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:26,731 Maybe you shouldn't be a masseuse then. 745 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:33,529 Look, Tony, the reason I called, you know, about the other day... 746 00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,867 ...look, you can kid around with me, okay? 747 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,453 But not when the other guys are there. 748 00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,747 I gotta maintain respect. 749 00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,833 No, I know. You're the boss. 750 00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:49,378 Jesus. See, you gotta be careful what you say on this phone. 751 00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:53,090 It doesn't affect you, but it affects me. 752 00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,512 Right. I'm sorry. 753 00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:04,727 So everything good over there? 754 00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,898 You know, my mom's on my case. 755 00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,359 Who'd have thought we'd both be on our own again? 756 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,987 Well, you can get back together with Carm if you want. 757 00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:17,907 She thinks it's up to her, and she goes from zero to bitch... 758 00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,618 ...every time I try to show any warmth, you know. 759 00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,828 That's gotta be tough. 760 00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,086 Listen, Ton, I gotta be up in two hours. 761 00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,796 So go to sleep. 762 00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:34,548 But you're my cousin and my best friend. 763 00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:37,093 You gotta know we could always talk. 764 00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,637 Yeah, well, I'll buy a fucking lunch box. 765 00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:46,143 All right, go to sleep, go to sleep. 766 00:52:40,907 --> 00:52:43,325 (ENGINE HUMMING) 767 00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,956 We gotta talk about my compensation overall. 768 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,918 Interferon for my son's MS? That's 20 a year now. 769 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:37,630 Ray, you said you were gonna get us a making ceremony, which you didn't do... 770 00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,757 ...and here you are, asking for a raise. 771 00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:42,176 Can't you talk to the higher-ups? 772 00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,766 Okay. We make Vito Spatafore... 773 00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,936 ...as running Ralph Cifaretto's construction business. 774 00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:54,271 Has Chris ever confirmed that? 775 00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,700 - You wanna know something? - What? 776 00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:10,829 This girl, she's totally ripping off her employer. 777 00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,123 Probably over a hundred grand. 778 00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,917 What do you mean? 779 00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:17,294 Tina Francesco's her name. 780 00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:20,381 She's a bookkeeper for this furniture wholesaler. 781 00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:22,800 She makes up vendors, but writes them real checks. 782 00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:26,262 Then her father cashes them. Is that, like, a federal crime? 783 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,807 How many checks? I mean, how much? 784 00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,476 Like I said, probably over a hundred grand. 785 00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,857 - Tina? - Francesco. 786 00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,405 The father's name is Victor. 787 00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,242 It's Brettler and Sons Imports. 788 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:04,508 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 60263

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