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[SINGING IN ENGLISH]
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(ACTIVATING CAR ALARM)
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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There he is.
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Black Jack Massarone.
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I saw this, and I thought of you.
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- Look at that.
- The guy's local.
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He makes them as part of a program
for disabled vets.
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A little gift to show my gratitude
for all our work together.
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Thanks.
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Look at those guys, huh?
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(chuckling)
They had some times, huh?
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We're finally gonna cut the ribbon
for the museum on the 22nd.
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They even asked me to make
a little speech on the challenges...
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...of contemporary urban development.
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Thank you.
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Something for you?
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I'll have what he's having.
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Listen, my buddy in City Plan Check
says they just pulled a permit...
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...to turn the old bus station
into a mixed-use.
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Zellman still hasn't given me a number.
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Has he said anything to you
about another bid?
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Oh, we don't talk much.
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Take your hat off. Relax.
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Yeah. I just started on the Rogaine.
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Listen, you think you could ask Ron
if this falls under the same arrangement?
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It's kind of soggy,
you wanna know the truth.
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Tony, this is federal redevelopment.
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I'll look into it.
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- So a speech, huh?
- Yeah.
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At the Museum of Science and Trucking.
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I just wish my mother could have seen it.
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Well, wherever she is,
I'm sure she's proud.
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Actually, I think I know exactly
where she is, and it's pretty fucking hot.
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You had one of those too, huh?
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Gentlemen.
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Is everything okay here?
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Yeah, sure. Just talking.
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Okay, then. Have a good night.
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So they go through labor, big deal.
Try a prostate exam.
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This is great.
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And I usually don't like modern art.
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The Rat Pack.
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Do you know a Joseph "Joey" Cogo?
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Not much. I mean, I met him.
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Last week.
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Me and Chrissy were having dinner
with Tony and his friend, Valentina.
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Joey Cogo sent over a bottle of Veuve.
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You wanna show her those?
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Oh, my God.
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Was this man with him?
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Yeah, I saw him.
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You're sure?
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Tuesday night.
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(CAR STARTING UP)
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(TIRES SQUEALING OFF)
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Jesus, because of what I said?
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(Tonys Voice) You're supposed to be
earners. That's... The top-tier positions.
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So each of you, go to your people
on the street. Crack some fucking...
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Create some fucking earners out there!
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So, what's he saying?
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The way I remember, he said:
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"That's why you got
the top-tier positions."
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This other inaudible
is "crack fucking heads," not "legs."
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I need a signature.
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Now, that's it. That's all I gotta say.
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Frankly, I'm depressed and...
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- Depressed and what?
- Depressed and ashamed.
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So, what about my Alan Stuart shirt
from that meeting?
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Ralph Cifaretto spilt my coffee
and ruined it.
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I can petty cash it. Resubmit, okay?
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This Crazy Horse pole camera's
working out really good.
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Paulie Gualtieri's car again.
She's still lying.
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(male) Listen, any chance
you could
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ask Ron if this falls
under the same arrangement?
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(Tony) It's kind of soggy,
you wanna know the truth.
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- Pie. He was eating.
- Tony, this is federal redevelopment.
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I'll look into it.
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- So a speech, huh?
- Sound quality is amazing.
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New hats. Mike's right in the button.
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- Museum of Science and Trucking.
- Just wish my mother could have seen it.
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Give it to Angela and shut the door.
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Well, wherever she is,
I'm sure she's proud.
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What happened to the jury-tampering
investigation on Junior Soprano's trial?
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- Actually, I...
- You guys just drop the ball on that?
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Massarone's a huge asset.
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- Couple him with...
- What, three-year-old airline tickets?
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Some ties to the Bevilaqua murder?
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Even if Massarone
and a thousand other snitches pan out...
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...we've still gotta put Tony on trial.
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That's useless until we find out...
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...how they penetrated
the anonymous jury system.
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And what?
Jury duty's not tough enough?
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We don't like to dig into some citizen.
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Tough shit.
One of those citizens is a felon.
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Get on it.
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You know what's going on here, right?
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He fucked up his six-figure future
with O'Melveny and Myers...
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...when he blew the Junior Soprano trial.
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Of course, he'll keep trying him
until he fixes that.
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- Hey!
- Hey.
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There he is, John Barrymore.
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- How are you?
- All right.
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I thought nobody ever comes to see you.
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I was dropping off some dandelions.
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Saw a beautiful patch
in a vacant lot over by 15th Street.
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- Nice salad.
- Any word about Tony B?
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Yeah, yeah, should be any day now.
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Aunt Quintina's gonna call
the moment she hears.
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- He's a good kid, your cousin? Smart.
- Yeah.
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Fucking weirdo, you ask me.
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All right, the vacant
lot over on 15th Street?
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That's where all the neighborhood dogs
go to piss.
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(LAUGHING)
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You goddamn clown.
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So, you got anything lined up
for the kid?
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Yeah, yeah, air bags.
We pull them from boosted cars.
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People buy them
like you wouldn't believe.
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Hey, legit dealers, body shops,
they reinstall undeployed bags as new.
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- Top dollar.
- Brave, new world.
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Jesus Christ, they didn't even
have shoulder belts when I went away.
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You'll let me know
when the kid gets out?
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Yeah, we'll have a party for him.
All right.
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I love you, okay.
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(SPEAKING ITALIAN)
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Come on, eat. Don't be so sensitive.
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I was being polite.
It's like eating red fescue.
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I'll take an egg. You want an egg?
Bobby, make my nephew an egg.
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I don't want an egg.
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Tony B.
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A little welcome-home present.
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- What's that, a Motorola?
- Yeah.
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Supposed to be the best.
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So, I figured he could use one.
Call me when he needs me.
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All the fellas are getting out, huh?
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The class of 2004.
Old rats on a new ship.
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Think I'll take an egg.
Make us a couple eggs.
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I'm doing it. You told me.
He don't want one.
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You and Tony Egg again.
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Tony Egg? Tony B.
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Like the time you two...
You took that camera in the bathroom...
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(PHONE RINGING)
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...at your sister Barbara's confirmation.
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Hello.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Where's he gonna be laid out?
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Who now? Goddamn it.
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Well, let us know.
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Carmine Lupertazzi.
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He passed during the night.
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What a fucking blow.
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He was a great man.
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My cousin told me it was Carmine
who invented point-shaving.
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CCNY versus Kentucky, 1951.
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Nobody beat the spread.
I bought a black Fleetwood.
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Anthony. Anthony, did I ever tell you
I want to be cremated?
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About four times.
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And don't throw my ashes in somebody's
yard or off some fucking bridge.
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I wanna be on a mantelpiece
surrounded by family.
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Yeah, under the moose head. I know.
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Keep joking. Let me tell you something.
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It's like that game
we used to play as kids.
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Crack The Whip.
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You run around holding hands
as tight as you can...
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...and then the line snaps,
somebody lets go...
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...and you're next.
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Your father meant a lot to all of us,
and not just financially either.
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- How are you?
- Looking good.
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- Yeah, there you go.
- Fantastic.
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What's up, buddy?
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- John.
- Gene.
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Nicole.
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- You remember Mr. Petrille.
- What, honey?
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- He meant a lot to us.
- Tough going, right?
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Ginny, Phil, how are you doing?
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- Hey, kid.
- Angelo.
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I'm heartbroken.
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- Nicole, you remember Mr. Garepe.
- Of course.
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That was my aunt. My cousin's out.
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- That's great news.
- Start him off small, T.
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You hear that? Your cousin's out.
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- Oh, look who's coming.
- What?
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- Hey there, handsome.
- Hey, baby.
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- How are you?
- Good.
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Lorraine, you're looking good.
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Yeah, keeping it together
with Pilates and gin.
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Sil, Paulie, how is it hanging?
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Still got the nice manners, huh?
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This is my nephew, Christopher.
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Lady shylock, you got some reputation.
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Yeah, my mother
said that might happen.
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I'd like to introduce you the love of my
life. This is my partner, Jason Evanina.
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- Honor to meet you.
- Hi, how are you?
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So, Jesus leans off the cross
and whispers to Peter:
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"I can see your house from here."
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm so sorry. This was such a shock.
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This is a very hard day.
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I just saw Ginny.
The flowers are beautiful.
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- John, got a minute?
- Yeah.
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Nicole, I'm sorry.
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What's going on here?
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- What're you talking about?
- My father.
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- Look at his hands.
- He looks peaceful.
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I'm talking about his rosary. The medal?
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You think I don't know what that is?
It's for Opus Dei.
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What the fuck is that about?
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In his later years, your father
was very sensitive about the church.
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Bullshit. Your wife is into Opus Dei.
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- You told Colombino to put it there.
- You sure about that?
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- Yes, I'm sure about that.
- Body's not even cold.
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No respect for anything anymore.
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In New Jersey housewife,
fundamentalist shit? I doubt it, John.
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You yourself said,
I was like another son to him.
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I was being polite. It was his deathbed.
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I should have written those words down.
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You should have.
They don't mean anything anymore.
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You understand what I'm saying?
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(EXPLOSIONS)
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I saw a huge mushroom cloud...
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Edward "Babe" Heffron
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...from the shell.
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Jim Campbell might be alive today...
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...if he hadn't have said to me:
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"Heffron, you stay here with your gun.
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I'm going up."
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All your life...
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...you gotta remember what one guy did
because he thought it was his job to do.
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And he took a shot for you.
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This shit's not supposed to run,
and here I look like a raccoon.
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You are irresistible, and you know it.
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Danny said I was clingy.
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Fuck him. He's the one
with the self-esteem issues.
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You don't know what it's like out there,
Ade. You're marrying Christopher.
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He's handsome, makes money.
He's got great hair. He...
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Okay.
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You know I love animals,
but this thing is so gorgeous.
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Isn't it? My dad almost had a stroke.
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But I told him, "Hey, asshole, I'm the
one taking all the fucking risk here."
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I have to fake the invoices.
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Sometimes you gotta just take care
of yourself, you know?
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Sure you do, honey.
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Come here.
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Come on.
Let's don't keep your date waiting.
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He likes you, I can tell.
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00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,781
(LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
247
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:38,204
We got a white wine for Ade.
248
00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:41,290
That's another apple martini for you.
249
00:16:41,458 --> 00:16:43,793
- Thank you, my dear.
- My 7 and 7.
250
00:16:43,961 --> 00:16:46,462
And a nothing and nothing.
251
00:16:47,923 --> 00:16:49,507
Don't listen to him, Chrissy.
252
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,384
I think what you're doing's brave.
253
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:53,761
It's not for everybody...
254
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:56,639
...but things are different
when you don't have that crutch.
255
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:59,392
We make up for it other ways.
256
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:02,562
My God, it's hot in here.
257
00:17:02,730 --> 00:17:04,981
What do you expect?
You're dancing in a mink coat.
258
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,316
It's fox.
259
00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,235
She's my fox in a fox.
260
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,739
Let's see her box.
Or maybe her socks.
261
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,034
Stupid.
262
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:21,497
Well, I have to wear fur on the outside on
account of being bare everywhere else.
263
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,709
- You believe this one?
- No shit.
264
00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:35,261
Every place I go, I got substances
I can't enjoy shoved in my face.
265
00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,931
But I guess asking you for a little
support system in my own home...
266
00:17:39,099 --> 00:17:40,600
...is way the fuck out of line.
267
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:42,643
You gotta have some more wine.
268
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:44,437
Seemed to have a good time tonight.
269
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,522
What the fuck you talking about?
270
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:47,940
What, Tina?
271
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,944
Come on, that cunt's
too full of herself anyway.
272
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:54,530
Cunt? She's my maid of honor,
Christopher.
273
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,908
She's no fucking maid, let me tell you.
274
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:05,124
Great, now I'm upset.
See what I'm talking about?
275
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,794
But I guess it's all my problem.
276
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,549
I'm sorry, baby.
277
00:18:13,717 --> 00:18:15,051
Okay?
278
00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:16,052
(DOORBELL)
279
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:17,637
Jeez!
280
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:19,972
Please, stop.
281
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:25,186
Well, there you are.
My handsome nephew.
282
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:29,148
Auntie Quin, look at you.
All dolled up, huh?
283
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:34,570
- I never thought I'd live to see this day.
- Well, here you are. Still here.
284
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:36,197
- Where's Tony?
- Downstairs...
285
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,366
...getting into one of his old suits.
286
00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,244
- I'll buy him some new suits.
- He's fine.
287
00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:44,664
I only wish
he had more to come back to.
288
00:18:44,832 --> 00:18:47,375
That ex-wife of his...
289
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:51,170
...she uses her answering machine
to ignore me...
290
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,673
...so forget about us seeing the twins.
291
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:58,803
How's Kelly? How's she doing?
292
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,680
Well, she's lost to us, Anthony.
293
00:19:01,348 --> 00:19:05,518
But Tony says he's gonna
hire a detective.
294
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,353
Look at this.
295
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,355
Two of you were so cute.
296
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,276
Well, even then my cannoli
was bigger than his.
297
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,027
Oh, stop.
298
00:19:17,322 --> 00:19:20,366
Oh, man, there he is.
299
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,253
God, Ton.
300
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,839
Look at us, 15 fucking years.
301
00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:36,966
The language.
302
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:40,178
Go ahead, say it.
I haven't changed a bit, right?
303
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:42,680
(LAUGHING)
304
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,432
You look good. You look good.
305
00:19:47,394 --> 00:19:48,644
Say provolone.
306
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,399
(ALL)
Surprise!
307
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:54,901
Oh, shit.
308
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:57,945
Very nice, you give me a heart attack.
309
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,156
Ma, it's enough, all right?
310
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,742
Stop crying. I'm embarrassed enough.
311
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,579
I don't know what to say.
312
00:20:06,747 --> 00:20:08,581
Don't say anything. Just eat, huh?
313
00:20:08,749 --> 00:20:10,875
Oh, hey.
314
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,711
I got peppers been marinating
for 15 years!
315
00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:15,046
(PARTY HORNS)
316
00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,924
- Hey.
- What?
317
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:19,425
Where's tubbs?
318
00:20:19,509 --> 00:20:20,551
(LAUGHING)
319
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,261
Artie, what happened here?
320
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,722
Still a ball-breaker, huh?
321
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,856
What the fuck's with him?
322
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,733
Ask him.
323
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,693
You guys have a beef?
324
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:43,324
I loaned the guy money, then he tried to
kill himself. Guess who got the blame.
325
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:46,869
Oh, my God, Ton.
326
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:50,039
My God,
we have all missed you so much.
327
00:20:50,207 --> 00:20:52,291
I swear, you look exactly the same.
328
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,085
You're still full of shit, huh?
329
00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:55,503
(LAUGHING)
330
00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,880
Is Nancy here yet? The twins?
331
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,465
No, Nancy couldn't make it.
332
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,467
Her aunt in Bayonne, the sciatica...
333
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,936
- What are you gonna do?
- Cousin!
334
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,146
Jan. Oh, Christ.
335
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,982
Come, I want you to meet my family.
336
00:21:16,149 --> 00:21:17,817
I'm talking to him right now.
337
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:19,360
Tony, you remember Bobby.
338
00:21:19,528 --> 00:21:22,321
- Good to see you. Welcome home.
- Now my husband.
339
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:25,157
And guys,
this is your Uncle Tony Blundetto.
340
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:26,742
Hey there.
341
00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:29,328
How come we never met you before?
342
00:21:30,455 --> 00:21:32,581
I've been away on business.
343
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,166
I never even heard of you.
344
00:21:36,003 --> 00:21:38,754
Stop playing with your ice. Come on.
345
00:21:41,008 --> 00:21:42,883
They let that kid say anything.
346
00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:45,011
Welcome home, Uncle Tony.
347
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:47,179
Oh, Jesus.
348
00:21:47,347 --> 00:21:48,597
This is Meadow.
349
00:21:50,017 --> 00:21:52,685
God, you turned out beautiful, honey.
350
00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:56,522
And this strapping, young man
is Anthony Jr.
351
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,524
How's Kelly?
352
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:01,861
Our regular dinner up by you Thursday?
353
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,696
Yes, Daddy.
354
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:07,033
See, with my family now,
you know, in separation...
355
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:10,286
...you gotta make an appointment
to see each other.
356
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,834
- I should go see Uncle Zio.
- Yeah.
357
00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,711
- All right.
- Show him the phone.
358
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:20,212
Yeah.
359
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,659
Tony.
360
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:54,121
I'll make this fast
because I know you're all hungry.
361
00:22:55,999 --> 00:22:59,585
I remember, growing up,
I was always asking...
362
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,421
...why I just used to have sisters.
363
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,091
I said to my mother,
"Can't you save up something and...
364
00:23:05,258 --> 00:23:06,884
...then get me a baby brother?"
365
00:23:06,968 --> 00:23:08,010
(LAUGHING)
366
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:12,264
And my mother said,
"What's wrong with your cousin Tony?"
367
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:16,352
And she was right
because we were brothers.
368
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:19,605
Except, you know,
we had the same name.
369
00:23:20,273 --> 00:23:22,608
There was like 50 Tonys in the family.
370
00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:25,820
Some of you remember this.
371
00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:29,698
My dad's name was Johnny and...
372
00:23:29,866 --> 00:23:31,200
...his dad's name was Alfred.
373
00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,703
And so whenever we were out
running around, and we'd hear:
374
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,790
"Tony Uncle Johnny," that was for me...
375
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:41,085
...and "Tony Uncle Al,"
that was for him.
376
00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,462
And there was "Tony Uncle Philly."
Remember?
377
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,256
- Right, yeah.
- But...
378
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,260
...he passed away, buon anima.
379
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,306
And Uncle Phil... Uncle Phil,
he passed away a long time ago too.
380
00:23:55,058 --> 00:23:58,144
So anyway...
381
00:24:00,230 --> 00:24:02,398
...Tony's being away...
382
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,233
...it's been hard.
383
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,069
But he's back now...
384
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:08,571
...for good.
385
00:24:13,910 --> 00:24:15,828
So welcome home.
386
00:24:15,996 --> 00:24:17,872
(ALL)
Welcome home.
387
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:19,165
Thank you.
388
00:24:20,834 --> 00:24:22,501
Come on, let me hear it.
Welcome home!
389
00:24:22,669 --> 00:24:25,463
Welcome home!
390
00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:30,509
Hey, Ton, Meadow is incredible.
She's a fucking Ivy Leaguer.
391
00:24:30,677 --> 00:24:33,387
- You and Carm hit a home run.
- Yeah.
392
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,182
I'm sure Kelly's all right,
wherever she is.
393
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:40,060
- Hey, her old man was in prison.
- We tried to do everything we could.
394
00:24:40,228 --> 00:24:42,146
I know, I wasn't around.
What can I expect?
395
00:24:42,314 --> 00:24:45,733
I mean, if things had gone
different way back when, who knows?
396
00:24:48,528 --> 00:24:49,904
What do you want from me?
397
00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:53,824
Nothing. I'm just saying,
it's good it wasn't both of us.
398
00:24:55,952 --> 00:24:58,621
Well, these things happen, right?
399
00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:02,541
You're gonna like this place. This is nice.
400
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,211
This is the kind of place
we always talked about having.
401
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:13,385
Fucking weird.
402
00:25:13,553 --> 00:25:15,346
My cousin in the old man's seat.
403
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,264
It's like Sun Tzu says:
404
00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:21,393
"A good commander is benevolent
and unconcerned with fame."
405
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:22,895
What?
406
00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:26,065
Sun Tzu,
the Chinese Prince Machiavelli.
407
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,692
Tony turned me on to him.
408
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:29,777
"Tzu, Tzu."
409
00:25:29,819 --> 00:25:30,611
(LAUGHING)
410
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,239
"Sun Tzu," you fucking ass-kiss.
411
00:25:33,406 --> 00:25:35,074
Hey.
412
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,742
Feech.
413
00:25:37,702 --> 00:25:39,912
You know, I missed you by two weeks
at Allenwood.
414
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,842
This'll help you get started.
415
00:25:54,010 --> 00:25:55,636
Jesus, you're on your feet already?
416
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:58,764
You hit the ground running,
and you don't look back, huh?
417
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,391
Thank you.
418
00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:02,851
Come on.
419
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,897
So you in on the bus-station project?
420
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,941
Massarone's waiting on a number.
421
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,277
- How's he doing?
- Good.
422
00:26:11,444 --> 00:26:13,153
We had coffee.
423
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,990
He used to bore me, Jack.
424
00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,158
He ain't a bad guy
once you get to know him.
425
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:20,202
I always liked him.
426
00:26:24,457 --> 00:26:28,252
I was very touched
by that funeral the other day.
427
00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,963
- Real heart-grabber.
- That fucking little Carmine.
428
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:32,464
And after what?
429
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:37,303
Five years in Florida
fixing wet T-shirt contests.
430
00:26:45,604 --> 00:26:46,687
(LAUGHING)
431
00:26:47,272 --> 00:26:49,732
Boy, are you fat.
432
00:26:51,318 --> 00:26:52,735
What did you say?
433
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:59,199
Reginald Van Gleason III.
Boy, are you fat.
434
00:27:01,411 --> 00:27:05,122
That's good, yeah. Here.
435
00:27:12,422 --> 00:27:16,383
So, I got some ideas, you know,
for you. Get you on your feet.
436
00:27:16,551 --> 00:27:19,053
Unless, of course,
you already know what you wanna do.
437
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,679
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
438
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:23,932
Well, yeah, I kind of got an idea.
439
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,351
Yeah?
440
00:27:27,312 --> 00:27:30,272
Like four years in,
I got moved to Springfield.
441
00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,650
You know, where they got
the big prison hospital.
442
00:27:32,817 --> 00:27:34,610
It's mostly stab wounds, detox.
443
00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:37,613
Anyway, this guy I knew from Elkton...
444
00:27:38,198 --> 00:27:40,866
...he was telling me
how I could be an orderly.
445
00:27:41,034 --> 00:27:43,285
You know,
and how it's like easy time and all.
446
00:27:43,745 --> 00:27:47,539
Well, you know, so then you're the guy
that hooks everybody up. That's smart.
447
00:27:47,707 --> 00:27:49,375
Yeah, but it wasn't business for me.
448
00:27:49,542 --> 00:27:51,627
I mean, I really got into this shit.
449
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:55,756
Rehab block had guys
with broken limbs, muscle diseases...
450
00:27:55,924 --> 00:27:58,133
...and we'd help them back.
451
00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:01,970
So, I think this might be a thing I can do.
452
00:28:04,432 --> 00:28:07,935
I got my associate's degree already.
Took me five years.
453
00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:12,398
And now it's only, like, six months
more for my massage license.
454
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,733
So, you wanna run a massage parlor?
455
00:28:16,069 --> 00:28:17,403
No.
456
00:28:18,071 --> 00:28:20,864
I'm gonna be
a licensed massage therapist.
457
00:28:24,202 --> 00:28:27,705
Look, I've been away
from all this a long time.
458
00:28:27,872 --> 00:28:33,711
I mean, if I got a shot at staying out and
putting shit together, I should take it.
459
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,715
Because I was thinking, you know...
460
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:40,426
...I got this air-bag thing going on...
461
00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:43,262
No, Ton, thanks, but...
I mean, it's a really nice offer...
462
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:46,640
...but I need regular work
until I'm certified.
463
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,143
Just regular work.
464
00:28:53,648 --> 00:28:56,859
Well, I guess I know
this guy looking for...
465
00:28:57,902 --> 00:29:00,028
...a delivery man for his linen fleet.
466
00:29:00,196 --> 00:29:02,781
- Bobby Gociletto?
- No, no, no, Koreans.
467
00:29:05,785 --> 00:29:07,453
But I don't got my driver's license.
468
00:29:07,620 --> 00:29:09,913
So, why don't you go
to my guy at the DMV?
469
00:29:12,083 --> 00:29:15,627
As far as the union shit,
I can take care of that.
470
00:29:16,796 --> 00:29:20,048
Wow, Ton, thanks. Thank you.
471
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:24,428
Come here. You're the best,
you know that?
472
00:29:24,596 --> 00:29:25,971
Yeah, yeah.
473
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,151
- Out.
- Why?
474
00:29:39,319 --> 00:29:41,987
Because we are watching a movie,
and you are studying.
475
00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:45,491
And why must we keep
having that conversation?
476
00:29:47,452 --> 00:29:52,289
Here, number one on the American Film
Institute's greatest American movies list.
477
00:29:52,457 --> 00:29:54,875
- Citizen Kane.
- Jesus, it's black and white.
478
00:29:55,043 --> 00:29:58,754
Oh, come on, that is what film club
is all about, trying new things.
479
00:29:59,464 --> 00:30:03,509
Now, to give us some background,
let's see what Leonard Maltin has to say.
480
00:30:04,052 --> 00:30:07,596
"A film that broke all the rules
and invented some new ones.
481
00:30:07,764 --> 00:30:10,808
The cinematography, music
and Oscar-winning screenplay...
482
00:30:10,975 --> 00:30:15,020
...by Welles and Herman J. Something
are all first-rate."
483
00:30:36,376 --> 00:30:38,669
(FILM MUSIC)
484
00:31:28,845 --> 00:31:29,970
WOW
485
00:31:30,221 --> 00:31:34,099
So it was a sled, huh?
He should have told somebody.
486
00:31:34,267 --> 00:31:36,768
It's fascinating that
the man had all that stuff...
487
00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:40,272
...but he died, you know, alone,
with nothing and nobody.
488
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,774
Good. Prick.
489
00:31:42,942 --> 00:31:48,947
I hated it. "You supply the war, I'll
supply the headlines." How conceited.
490
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:56,747
- There was the cinematography.
- Yeah, that was very good.
491
00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,463
- Oh, my God.
- What?
492
00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,341
I saw Laura Basi in the dressing room
at Loehmann's.
493
00:32:07,508 --> 00:32:12,054
Definitely had some work.
D-cup at least, and a lift.
494
00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:16,350
Well, she said she was remodeling
her upstairs, but I had no idea...
495
00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:18,268
(LAUGHING)
496
00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:24,149
So, Carm, how you doing?
497
00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,859
I'm okay.
498
00:32:26,027 --> 00:32:29,237
My lawyer, he's a top guy,
Robert Greenberg...
499
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:33,408
...he says that New Jersey
has this equitable-distribution law.
500
00:32:33,576 --> 00:32:36,620
So apparently 20 years entitles me
to at least half his money.
501
00:32:36,788 --> 00:32:39,164
Well, it should. You made Tony a home.
502
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:43,543
You raised his children.
Does this guy know how to get it?
503
00:32:43,711 --> 00:32:46,088
Well, it's mostly cash, obviously.
504
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:49,508
God. All those years,
and you could get nothing.
505
00:32:49,842 --> 00:32:52,678
This other lawyer, Dan Minditch,
says we should play hardball.
506
00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:54,513
You know, go after the real assets.
507
00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:59,476
Marriage is beautiful in the beginning,
but two, three years later...
508
00:33:00,353 --> 00:33:03,021
You'd think there'd be
some romance, at least.
509
00:33:03,356 --> 00:33:05,315
- Janice, you're a newlywed.
- I know.
510
00:33:05,483 --> 00:33:08,860
Six months, and Bobby
still hasn't found my rosebud.
511
00:33:09,070 --> 00:33:10,028
(LAUGHING)
512
00:33:10,196 --> 00:33:12,197
Maybe he should hire a reporter.
513
00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:16,994
So the movie's over, and they all
start talking about their marriages...
514
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:18,829
...and how miserable they are.
515
00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:21,123
Bitterness.
516
00:33:21,541 --> 00:33:22,916
So besides the movie night?
517
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,836
- You have kids?
- No.
518
00:33:26,963 --> 00:33:29,715
So did you attend
Carmine Lupertazzi's funeral?
519
00:33:29,882 --> 00:33:31,717
I didn't know him.
520
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,052
Movie night was fun, though.
521
00:33:34,470 --> 00:33:36,847
Who was there at
the Tony Blundetto homecoming?
522
00:33:37,015 --> 00:33:39,349
I told you, just family.
523
00:33:39,517 --> 00:33:43,145
God, is that all you think about,
is your fucking work?
524
00:33:45,481 --> 00:33:48,358
You don't care
how I feel about anything.
525
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,488
Okay.
526
00:33:56,075 --> 00:33:58,702
I was married to an agent.
527
00:34:00,246 --> 00:34:01,621
What happened?
528
00:34:01,789 --> 00:34:03,749
Did he cheat on you?
529
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:08,420
While we were trying to get pregnant,
he climbed right over me...
530
00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,882
...to become an assistant supervisor
on the Milken task force.
531
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:14,718
Moved to Los Angeles
and jumped a pay grade without me.
532
00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:18,722
My God, that... That's terrible.
533
00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,308
So where were we?
534
00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:29,941
What am I doing? I can't talk to you.
535
00:34:30,443 --> 00:34:33,153
I can't even talk to Christopher,
and he's my soul mate.
536
00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,739
I can't talk to my friends.
537
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:41,661
I am being, like, ripped apart here
just snitching on people.
538
00:34:42,121 --> 00:34:44,956
For what? What do I get out of it?
539
00:34:45,124 --> 00:34:47,876
Take comfort in the fact
that you're doing the right thing...
540
00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:50,921
...by helping your government.
No, seriously.
541
00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:55,634
For me, it was when I was in college.
542
00:34:56,427 --> 00:35:00,222
My sister's boyfriend, Kyle,
traded our TV for six handguns.
543
00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:06,019
He sold five to a high school kid, then
used the last one to open a coconut.
544
00:35:06,187 --> 00:35:08,939
The ricochet left my sister a paraplegic.
545
00:35:12,026 --> 00:35:15,112
I knew I had to do something
about guys like him.
546
00:35:16,322 --> 00:35:22,452
Nowhere but the FBI is the line clearer
between the good guys and the bad guys.
547
00:35:24,997 --> 00:35:27,582
And you're with the good guys now.
548
00:35:35,508 --> 00:35:37,175
Jesus.
549
00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:41,513
(SNIFFLES)
550
00:35:43,724 --> 00:35:46,393
- Hey.
- T.B.
551
00:35:46,561 --> 00:35:48,854
I didn't call for no linen delivery.
552
00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:52,774
What do I find at the pork store?
A bunch a guys beating the meat.
553
00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:56,528
- Wanna deal me in?
- Absolutely.
554
00:35:56,696 --> 00:36:00,490
- Stakes might be a little high for you.
- You know you can't pay us in napkins.
555
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,700
(LAUGHING)
556
00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:05,120
You gotta let that dry before
you put on a second coat?
557
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:08,206
Fucking Grandpa Munster over here.
558
00:36:10,293 --> 00:36:11,501
You gonna deal those?
559
00:36:11,669 --> 00:36:14,171
They're not candy bars.
You can let some of them go.
560
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:19,384
What the fuck's that for? Drying shirts?
561
00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,307
That's a TAO master massage chair.
562
00:36:32,106 --> 00:36:35,275
I had no idea I was so tense.
563
00:36:35,443 --> 00:36:38,486
Like my back is on vacation.
564
00:36:38,654 --> 00:36:40,989
Well, it could definitely use one.
565
00:36:46,162 --> 00:36:47,412
What the fuck is this?
566
00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:51,958
- Hey, T, you gotta try this.
- He's really fucking good.
567
00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:56,504
There's nothing like the joint to teach
you how to ease another man's tensions.
568
00:36:57,131 --> 00:36:58,465
I'm gone for one hour...
569
00:36:58,633 --> 00:37:01,927
...all of a sudden it turns
into a fucking slumber party.
570
00:37:02,094 --> 00:37:04,930
Somebody woke up
on the wrong side of the bed.
571
00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:08,725
Can I talk to you a minute?
572
00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:19,861
None of your fucking business
which side of the bed I wake up on.
573
00:37:20,279 --> 00:37:22,739
- Jesus, it's just an expression.
- Bullshit.
574
00:37:22,907 --> 00:37:24,449
You know what I'm talking about.
575
00:37:24,617 --> 00:37:28,078
All that Reggie Van Gleason,
"Boy, are you fat."
576
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:32,040
Things have changed around here.
I'm the boss of this fucking family.
577
00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,918
You're crowding me.
578
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:38,338
You don't make fun of me, got it?
579
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:42,217
Got it.
580
00:37:47,098 --> 00:37:49,307
And knock off the massage shit.
581
00:37:49,475 --> 00:37:52,352
It's a place of business,
not a Jack LaLanne.
582
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,197
(SOFT MUSIC)
583
00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:07,367
You gotta declare all that?
584
00:38:09,036 --> 00:38:11,121
Most of it, anyway.
585
00:38:12,164 --> 00:38:15,292
- Well, if you had a good bookkeeper...
- Hey, you got change?
586
00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:19,254
Been sliding this stupid bill in and out
of the cigarette machine for like an hour.
587
00:38:19,422 --> 00:38:22,882
An hour? I bet you
can go longer than that.
588
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:27,804
Listen to you. Why do you
always talk like a whore?
589
00:38:27,972 --> 00:38:29,973
Because men like it.
590
00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:31,683
Yeah?
591
00:38:32,101 --> 00:38:33,560
I think you're right about that.
592
00:38:35,521 --> 00:38:37,564
[SINGING IN ENGLISH]
593
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:49,242
I am having a fucking time.
594
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:53,204
Stay out late, come home drunk,
fuck anyone I want.
595
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:55,665
Yeah, so, what's the difference?
596
00:38:57,168 --> 00:39:00,128
I don't know. It's a mindset.
597
00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,130
Jesus Christ.
598
00:39:02,298 --> 00:39:05,133
Ton, I was hoping you'd be here.
I gotta tell you...
599
00:39:05,301 --> 00:39:08,136
...you shouldn't go out and eat
up there in Fairfield no more.
600
00:39:08,304 --> 00:39:09,804
What the fuck you talking about?
601
00:39:09,972 --> 00:39:13,266
I went to collect from my cop up there,
and he gave me a heads-up.
602
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:17,520
His buddy on the force saw some car out
by Napoleon's diner a couple weeks ago.
603
00:39:17,813 --> 00:39:21,316
And I remembered how
your goomar lives up there.
604
00:39:23,903 --> 00:39:25,987
- Yeah?
- Guy thought maybe they were fags.
605
00:39:26,489 --> 00:39:30,408
But he ran the plate,
and it bounced back a no hit.
606
00:39:30,785 --> 00:39:32,202
Feds.
607
00:39:32,536 --> 00:39:35,372
Cop said they were
just sitting there in the rain.
608
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:40,585
I know it wasn't me
they tailed that night.
609
00:39:40,753 --> 00:39:42,754
My whole life's
in the fucking rearview.
610
00:39:42,922 --> 00:39:44,798
- Mine too.
- Absolutely.
611
00:39:44,965 --> 00:39:46,925
It's Massarone.
612
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:51,429
Jesus Christ. If he flipped, I'd be fucked.
613
00:39:52,681 --> 00:39:55,683
- We all would.
- Well, he ain't been to the grand jury...
614
00:39:55,851 --> 00:39:58,311
...because we would have
heard from our girl up there.
615
00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:01,106
They could be just
following him at this point.
616
00:40:01,273 --> 00:40:03,775
- See if they get anything on him.
- They'll bring him in.
617
00:40:03,943 --> 00:40:08,655
Jesus Christ, they've turned a lot fucking
tougher guys than Jack Massarone.
618
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,408
You want me to take care of it?
619
00:40:11,617 --> 00:40:14,494
All right, we don't know shit yet, right?
620
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,209
He did give me that
fucking painting, though.
621
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,963
- There was that, Ton.
- Can't a guy be fucking nice anymore?
622
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:26,214
Friendly?
623
00:40:29,135 --> 00:40:31,136
So, what do you wanna do?
624
00:40:31,303 --> 00:40:34,764
I wanna be absolutely fucking sure,
that's what I wanna do.
625
00:40:35,683 --> 00:40:39,227
All right, we arrange a meet.
I'll feel him out a little bit.
626
00:40:42,982 --> 00:40:46,151
I gotta do it. I know the guy.
I know the way he thinks.
627
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,319
I know the way he acts.
628
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,991
My old man was good
at vibing people out too.
629
00:40:53,159 --> 00:40:57,954
If Massarone's up to something,
I'll pick it up.
630
00:41:02,084 --> 00:41:05,920
You piece of shit. I don't believe this.
631
00:41:10,426 --> 00:41:11,801
(HONKING)
632
00:41:13,846 --> 00:41:15,305
(TIRES SQUEALING)
633
00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:20,518
Hold on.
634
00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,480
Yeah?
635
00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,733
I wanted to thank you for taking
components out of the home theater.
636
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,986
Hey, I bought that for us to watch
movies as a family, okay?
637
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:32,322
Not to entertain your girlfriends.
638
00:41:32,948 --> 00:41:35,867
I talked to my lawyer about
filing a separation agreement.
639
00:41:36,035 --> 00:41:39,704
I'm not paying a lawyer! We should
be able to settle this thing like adults!
640
00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:43,291
Then stop taking shit out of the house!
641
00:41:55,387 --> 00:41:59,057
- Hey, Tony, what's up?
- Let's take a walk.
642
00:42:03,771 --> 00:42:07,065
- There he is, huh?
- Hey, how you doing?
643
00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:09,317
- Good, good. How you doing?
- Okay.
644
00:42:09,485 --> 00:42:12,570
- Everything all right?
- Yeah. Watch the curb there.
645
00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:15,114
Hey, wait a second.
Before you say anything...
646
00:42:15,282 --> 00:42:17,408
...have you lost a little weight?
647
00:42:17,576 --> 00:42:20,620
You think? I don't know.
648
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:25,750
Listen, I talked to our friend. You know,
the one that celebrates Hanukkah.
649
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:28,628
- It's in the works.
- Oh, great, that's good news. Thank you.
650
00:42:28,796 --> 00:42:30,672
Yeah, yeah.
651
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,758
So I been meaning to ask you...
652
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,428
...you noticed anything lately?
653
00:42:37,596 --> 00:42:39,347
What are we talking about?
654
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:41,599
You weren't followed here, were you?
655
00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:45,562
No, I... I don't think so.
I'm pretty careful.
656
00:42:47,648 --> 00:42:49,023
All right.
657
00:42:49,692 --> 00:42:51,067
Everything else okay? Good?
658
00:42:51,235 --> 00:42:54,070
- EKG and shit, huh?
- Yeah, I guess.
659
00:42:54,238 --> 00:42:55,363
All right.
660
00:42:55,531 --> 00:42:59,117
But I gotta tell you,
I don't like what I'm hearing.
661
00:43:04,415 --> 00:43:05,915
Relax.
662
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:09,210
It's not worth losing your hair over.
663
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,129
- Right?
- Okay.
664
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:12,797
All right.
665
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:19,387
I couldn't tell shit.
What the fuck am I, a mind reader?
666
00:43:25,978 --> 00:43:28,104
So, what's the next step here, Ton?
667
00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:32,483
What?
668
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:36,112
Said I looked like I lost some weight.
669
00:43:41,201 --> 00:43:43,202
Motherfucker.
670
00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:48,207
Yeah?
671
00:43:48,375 --> 00:43:50,668
Hey, whoa, whoa.
672
00:43:50,836 --> 00:43:52,712
Take it easy.
673
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,715
Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on.
674
00:43:55,883 --> 00:44:00,053
That Korean, Kim. Something about
your cousin. I don't know.
675
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,727
Yeah.
676
00:44:08,812 --> 00:44:10,188
(SOFT CHATTERING ON PHONE)
677
00:44:10,814 --> 00:44:14,150
It's your fucking linen truck.
What do you want me to do about it?
678
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,277
Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
Fire him. Go ahead.
679
00:44:16,445 --> 00:44:19,364
Put him out in the fucking street
for all I care!
680
00:44:26,121 --> 00:44:28,289
If Tony B. wants to pick up
some scratch...
681
00:44:28,457 --> 00:44:32,168
...he could do this Massarone thing.
If it goes.
682
00:44:32,336 --> 00:44:35,797
What the fuck is wrong with you?
The man is trying to go straight!
683
00:44:35,964 --> 00:44:38,341
Don't you give a fuck about your cousin?
684
00:44:38,509 --> 00:44:40,051
I'm sorry, T, you're right.
685
00:44:44,098 --> 00:44:46,516
That was a great party the other night.
686
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,602
Fuck him.
687
00:44:49,770 --> 00:44:52,313
The guy's fucking useless to me.
688
00:45:02,574 --> 00:45:04,409
Was that a yes on Massarone?
689
00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:08,996
Tony's got his own process.
690
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:11,874
What's to process here?
691
00:45:14,253 --> 00:45:18,423
Honestly, Carm, this is a lot better
than watching Casablanca.
692
00:45:18,590 --> 00:45:21,467
I didn't need to see
that movie again anyway.
693
00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:26,347
Even if it kills Tony, I will have
that system back for next time.
694
00:45:26,932 --> 00:45:28,766
So, what is next on that list?
695
00:45:32,438 --> 00:45:35,148
Number three, The Godfather.
696
00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,029
Look at us. We'll kill ourselves
for these cigarettes.
697
00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:45,575
You know they had a bear back here?
698
00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:48,453
So how come Angie Bonpensiero
don't come?
699
00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:50,830
Please. She's not welcome here.
700
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,623
I thought everybody liked her.
701
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,208
Don't you know about Pussy?
702
00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:58,546
He went in the program.
He turned on everybody.
703
00:45:58,714 --> 00:46:01,382
Us, the people he knew his whole life.
704
00:46:04,762 --> 00:46:07,555
Who knows why people
do what they do.
705
00:46:07,723 --> 00:46:09,766
But what kind of person does that?
706
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:11,809
I mean, it's like Judas or something.
707
00:46:11,977 --> 00:46:13,978
Eating that last supper with Jesus...
708
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:17,148
...and the whole time he knows
they're gonna crucify him.
709
00:46:17,316 --> 00:46:21,778
I mean, at least Judas didn't go
into any apostle protection program.
710
00:46:21,945 --> 00:46:24,781
He hung himself. He knew what he did.
711
00:46:30,204 --> 00:46:32,663
Oh, look at you. You're shivering.
712
00:46:33,665 --> 00:46:36,542
I didn't know it was that cold, sweetie.
713
00:47:09,868 --> 00:47:11,118
(PICTURE DROPPING
ON THE FLOOR)
714
00:47:30,180 --> 00:47:32,181
(FRAME THUDDING ON MANTEL)
715
00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:55,413
I'll tell you, I don't know how
I'd be holding up. It's just...
716
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:59,292
I guess you all
are really important to me.
717
00:48:00,168 --> 00:48:02,420
Carm, you'd do the same.
718
00:48:02,588 --> 00:48:04,380
We love you so much.
719
00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:09,510
Ade? You okay?
720
00:48:14,057 --> 00:48:15,266
(SOBBING)
721
00:48:15,601 --> 00:48:17,393
What's the matter?
722
00:48:21,940 --> 00:48:25,359
I'm... I'm not what you think.
723
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,738
I don't know what to do.
724
00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:33,075
I need... I want to tell you all something.
725
00:48:33,243 --> 00:48:35,036
It's driving me crazy.
726
00:48:35,203 --> 00:48:37,872
Well, you know you can tell us anything.
727
00:48:39,958 --> 00:48:41,292
(SNIFFLING)
728
00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:52,219
Oh, God.
729
00:48:55,057 --> 00:48:57,099
She's been drinking like crazy.
730
00:49:01,980 --> 00:49:04,065
Where are you going?
731
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:05,358
(GLASS SHATTERING)
732
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,276
Oh, my God.
733
00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:10,279
- Honey.
- Oh, my God.
734
00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:12,114
I'm fine, okay? Just leave me alone.
735
00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:15,242
No, you're bleeding. Let me drive you.
736
00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:20,998
(CAR STARTING UP)
737
00:50:03,208 --> 00:50:06,043
Ton? It's like 3 in the morning.
738
00:50:06,211 --> 00:50:09,880
Yeah, yeah, well, I couldn't sleep,
so I wanted to see if the phone worked.
739
00:50:10,048 --> 00:50:12,425
Well, yeah, it works great.
740
00:50:12,592 --> 00:50:15,469
I'm in my mother's basement,
and I can really hear you.
741
00:50:15,637 --> 00:50:20,391
Listen, you should know that
that boss there, Kim...
742
00:50:20,559 --> 00:50:21,976
...he's after your ass.
743
00:50:22,144 --> 00:50:24,061
I rub him the wrong way.
744
00:50:24,229 --> 00:50:26,731
Maybe you shouldn't be
a masseuse then.
745
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:33,529
Look, Tony, the reason I called,
you know, about the other day...
746
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:37,867
...look, you can kid around
with me, okay?
747
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,453
But not when the other guys are there.
748
00:50:40,620 --> 00:50:42,747
I gotta maintain respect.
749
00:50:43,582 --> 00:50:45,833
No, I know. You're the boss.
750
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:49,378
Jesus. See, you gotta be careful
what you say on this phone.
751
00:50:49,546 --> 00:50:53,090
It doesn't affect you, but it affects me.
752
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,512
Right. I'm sorry.
753
00:51:02,934 --> 00:51:04,727
So everything good over there?
754
00:51:04,895 --> 00:51:08,898
You know, my mom's on my case.
755
00:51:09,775 --> 00:51:12,359
Who'd have thought we'd both be
on our own again?
756
00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:14,987
Well, you can get back together
with Carm if you want.
757
00:51:15,155 --> 00:51:17,907
She thinks it's up to her,
and she goes from zero to bitch...
758
00:51:18,075 --> 00:51:20,618
...every time I try to show
any warmth, you know.
759
00:51:20,786 --> 00:51:22,828
That's gotta be tough.
760
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:30,086
Listen, Ton, I gotta be up in two hours.
761
00:51:30,587 --> 00:51:31,796
So go to sleep.
762
00:51:31,963 --> 00:51:34,548
But you're my cousin
and my best friend.
763
00:51:34,966 --> 00:51:37,093
You gotta know we could always talk.
764
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:39,637
Yeah, well, I'll buy a fucking lunch box.
765
00:51:43,683 --> 00:51:46,143
All right, go to sleep, go to sleep.
766
00:52:40,907 --> 00:52:43,325
(ENGINE HUMMING)
767
00:53:28,246 --> 00:53:30,956
We gotta talk about
my compensation overall.
768
00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:33,918
Interferon for my son's MS?
That's 20 a year now.
769
00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:37,630
Ray, you said you were gonna get us a
making ceremony, which you didn't do...
770
00:53:37,797 --> 00:53:39,757
...and here you are, asking for a raise.
771
00:53:39,925 --> 00:53:42,176
Can't you talk to the higher-ups?
772
00:53:46,389 --> 00:53:48,766
Okay. We make Vito Spatafore...
773
00:53:48,934 --> 00:53:51,936
...as running Ralph Cifaretto's
construction business.
774
00:53:52,103 --> 00:53:54,271
Has Chris ever confirmed that?
775
00:54:03,698 --> 00:54:06,700
- You wanna know something?
- What?
776
00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:10,829
This girl, she's totally
ripping off her employer.
777
00:54:10,997 --> 00:54:13,123
Probably over a hundred grand.
778
00:54:13,625 --> 00:54:14,917
What do you mean?
779
00:54:15,126 --> 00:54:17,294
Tina Francesco's her name.
780
00:54:17,462 --> 00:54:20,381
She's a bookkeeper
for this furniture wholesaler.
781
00:54:20,548 --> 00:54:22,800
She makes up vendors,
but writes them real checks.
782
00:54:22,968 --> 00:54:26,262
Then her father cashes them.
Is that, like, a federal crime?
783
00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:29,807
How many checks? I mean, how much?
784
00:54:29,975 --> 00:54:32,476
Like I said,
probably over a hundred grand.
785
00:54:34,938 --> 00:54:38,857
- Tina?
- Francesco.
786
00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,405
The father's name is Victor.
787
00:54:45,782 --> 00:54:48,242
It's Brettler and Sons Imports.
788
00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:04,508
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