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What the fuck? 4 00:00:26,327 --> 00:00:28,260 Stop, stop, stop, stop, what the fuck you doing? 5 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,330 Sorry, I thought you were garbage. 6 00:00:56,357 --> 00:00:58,257 -What the fuck, Kev? -You're late. 7 00:00:58,259 --> 00:01:00,159 You wanna tell me why I just woke up 8 00:01:00,161 --> 00:01:01,794 with all my shit in the street and my key missing? 9 00:01:01,796 --> 00:01:03,829 Sure, it's because you don't pay rent 10 00:01:03,831 --> 00:01:06,565 and I'm sick of finding you drunk and passed out on my floor. 11 00:01:06,567 --> 00:01:08,634 -I work to pay off that rent. -I'm sorry, you what? 12 00:01:08,636 --> 00:01:11,103 -I unclog the shitter. -I unclog the shitter. 13 00:01:11,105 --> 00:01:13,672 -I fixed this loose door thing over here. -Oh, yeah. This door? 14 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:16,275 -[clattering] -I sweep, I clean-- 15 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:19,511 No, no, you pretend to sweep while you steal my fucking booze! 16 00:01:19,513 --> 00:01:22,181 I what? I've never stolen... 17 00:01:22,183 --> 00:01:23,782 Prove it, prove that I steal your booze. 18 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:26,151 -All right, yeah. -I don't steal. 19 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:40,165 No, not on fire. 20 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:41,667 You know why because you drank my booze 21 00:01:41,669 --> 00:01:43,802 and you replaced it with water. 22 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:48,640 I'm your fucking brother, man. 23 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:53,312 No. No, you're a thief, and a liar, and a drunk, 24 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:56,315 and a fucking embarrassment, Owen. 25 00:01:57,818 --> 00:02:00,452 Still. 26 00:02:00,454 --> 00:02:04,356 You can drag your mattress into the boiler room and live there. 27 00:02:04,358 --> 00:02:06,725 I can what? I can drag, into the... 28 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:08,760 Ooh, I am a human. 29 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:10,696 You can't just banish me 30 00:02:10,698 --> 00:02:13,198 like I'm some hunchy-back franken monster, 31 00:02:13,200 --> 00:02:15,200 throw him into the bell tower, wrap him in chains 32 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:17,769 and drop him to the bottom of the, of the, the, the... 33 00:02:17,771 --> 00:02:19,571 I'm not dungeon garbage! 34 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:22,441 You know, if the government of humane whatever 35 00:02:22,443 --> 00:02:27,179 came by here and I was a dog, they would arrest you. 36 00:02:27,181 --> 00:02:29,815 You got a better offer, take it. 37 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,284 What if I just jumped over there and took my key back, how about that? 38 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,719 -How about that? -Bet it's in your pocket right now. 39 00:02:33,721 --> 00:02:35,420 It is, it's right here in my pocket. 40 00:02:35,422 --> 00:02:36,889 OK, well I could just jump over this bar 41 00:02:36,891 --> 00:02:39,358 give you a little side to side, put you in one of these guys, 42 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,426 I could go out, get my stuff, with my key, 43 00:02:41,428 --> 00:02:45,531 go back up and put my stuff in your apartment with the key. 44 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,899 Yep, totally possible. 45 00:02:46,901 --> 00:02:49,801 -Yeah, it's totally possible. -Mm-hmm. 46 00:03:20,401 --> 00:03:22,267 Oh, shit. 47 00:03:24,505 --> 00:03:27,706 Hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 48 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,875 Hey, you all right? Are you all right? 49 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,543 Hey, do you know who this is? 50 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:34,279 [groaning] 51 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,351 Oh, come on. 52 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:43,455 [groans] Five bucks. 53 00:03:44,925 --> 00:03:47,392 'Cause why should I get a break? 54 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,633 [switch clicking] 55 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:06,945 -[toilet flushing] -[pipes gurgling] 56 00:04:11,518 --> 00:04:14,720 [water splashing] 57 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:22,361 [Kevin] Paulie! Oh, fuck me. 58 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:23,695 Paulie! 59 00:04:25,833 --> 00:04:28,667 Oh, goddammit. 60 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:31,937 Paulie, one of your hookers has OD'd in my bathroom again. 61 00:04:31,939 --> 00:04:33,705 [Paulie] Well, call 911. 62 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,807 [Kevin] I'm not paying for another ambulance, 63 00:04:35,809 --> 00:04:37,776 get someone to drive her. 64 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:39,478 [Paulie] No... [indistinct] 65 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,912 [Kevin] Fuck. 66 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:27,025 -[sighs] -[burps] 67 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:29,428 -Name? -Prime Minister Chuto. 68 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:31,930 -OK, we're done here. -Where the fuck are my things? 69 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:33,732 Oh, you mean your vomit soaked dress? 70 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,634 -We threw it out. -What about my underwear? 71 00:05:35,636 --> 00:05:37,369 You weren't wearing any. 72 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,638 What the fuck am I supposed to wear home? 73 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,842 Let a smile be your umbrella. 74 00:05:45,079 --> 00:05:48,714 Fucking umbrella! [screaming] 75 00:05:48,716 --> 00:05:51,450 Oh, yeah, I bet you it fucking turns you on doesn't it? 76 00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,585 Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah. You wanna fuck this? 77 00:05:53,587 --> 00:05:55,120 You wanna fuck... [grunts] 78 00:06:00,694 --> 00:06:03,995 ["Stanky Pussy" by Andre Williams] 79 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,465 ¶ Stanky pussy ¶ 80 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,776 ¶ Lay it on me, mama ¶ 81 00:06:20,114 --> 00:06:24,082 ¶ Pussy stank but so do marijuana ¶ 82 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,852 You're fired. 83 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:30,455 -What?! -Yeah, you're unmanageable. 84 00:06:30,457 --> 00:06:32,424 I mean, I can't deal with it anymore. 85 00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:35,026 If you're not fucking up then you're fucked up on pills or-- 86 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:36,628 You give me those pills. 87 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,764 Some pills, it's called moderation. 88 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:40,532 All right, see this is what I'm talking about. 89 00:06:40,534 --> 00:06:43,502 I let you squat at my place, I give you my meds 90 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:45,804 and what do I get in return? Nothing but disrespect. 91 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:49,674 -Come on, Cerebral-- -See, right there, that's what I'm talking about. 92 00:06:49,676 --> 00:06:52,844 This whole cerebral shit. That's disrespectful to my face. 93 00:06:52,846 --> 00:06:54,946 Cerebral Paulie is an endearing name. 94 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:58,150 No, no, calling me Cerebral Paulie is not endearing. 95 00:06:58,152 --> 00:07:01,420 I... I was the victim of a drunk driving accident. 96 00:07:01,422 --> 00:07:05,524 -You were the drunk driver. -[grunts] Still a victim. 97 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,726 -Paulie. -Paul. 98 00:07:07,728 --> 00:07:10,529 -I'll make it up to you. -Well, how you gonna do that? 99 00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:14,699 'Cause you and your pussy are worthless. 100 00:07:14,701 --> 00:07:16,835 Yeah, my Blockbuster membership card 101 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,670 is worth more than your pussy. 102 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,006 Negroni. 103 00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:25,777 Come on. 104 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,146 You're firing me and keeping her. 105 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:29,815 Chablis, yeah. 106 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,684 'Cause she doesn't vomit all over me. 107 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,186 -Well-- -As much. 108 00:07:34,188 --> 00:07:35,954 Fucking help me. 109 00:07:38,058 --> 00:07:38,924 Fuck! 110 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,560 [sobbing] 111 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:45,931 Oh, fuck. 112 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:49,601 Goddammit it. 113 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,581 -What? -Um, no, nothing I-- 114 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,049 What the fuck, man? 115 00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,851 -Hey, hey I'm-- -What the fuck do you want? 116 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,752 You need money, right? 117 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:12,123 I have some money if you... if you need it. 118 00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:14,593 Really? 119 00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,895 That is like the sweetest-- 120 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:18,864 I was thinking, like, a hand job. 121 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,038 [groaning] 122 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,740 Yeah... 123 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,643 Hmm. 124 00:08:32,813 --> 00:08:34,980 The fuck is with your hand? 125 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,048 -What do you mean? -Why... Why's it so rough? 126 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,517 It's like burlap. 127 00:08:38,519 --> 00:08:40,018 I fell in some gravel a while back, 128 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,219 it got cut to shit. 129 00:08:41,221 --> 00:08:42,988 Are you bleeding? 130 00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,258 Relax, man. 131 00:08:46,260 --> 00:08:48,226 You're not gonna get AIDS from my hand. 132 00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,663 Oh, phew. Now I feel so much better. Thanks, Dr. Hooker. 133 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,232 OK, your dick isn't going inside me stupid. 134 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,801 How do you think you're gonna get AIDS, from a scab on my hand? 135 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,571 Well, maybe from the cut on my dick. 136 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:02,173 Yeah, I tripped down some steps last week, caught it on a nail. 137 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,809 Now, who's a stupid? 138 00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,612 Well, I don't have AIDS. 139 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,182 I don't have AIDS either. 140 00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,555 -Let me use my other hand. -Yeah, you should do that. 141 00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,093 OK. 142 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,163 Yeah, you like that better? 143 00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,232 No. 144 00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,668 Yeah, I fucking passed out on my hand last night, 145 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,102 it fucking kills. 146 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,804 [groaning] 147 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:35,340 [coughing] 148 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,009 OK... [mumbling] 149 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,147 OK. Go back to the other one. 150 00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,721 OK. 151 00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:53,024 [coughing] 152 00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,296 -You wanna play with my balls? -Oh, yeah, yeah, you want that? 153 00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,798 OK, maybe, don't do that for a bit. 154 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:05,236 OK. OK, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh. 155 00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,273 -[coughing] -OK, you know what? 156 00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:11,276 [groaning] 157 00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,845 Whoo, yeah, that's... OK, we're done. 158 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,681 -Really, you're done? -Oh, yeah, are you kidding? 159 00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,650 You just stroked a dick, balls lifted up, 160 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:22,754 carried the jizz right out the dickie hole, A-plus. 161 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,024 Are you faking? 162 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,360 No, I'm not... I'm not... no, no, no, I'm-- 163 00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:30,695 -Nope. -Hey, 'cause where is, hm? 164 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,030 Where... where's the guck? 165 00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,798 Yeah, I'm telling you, what happened, 166 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,334 it was so hot that it just like... 167 00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,170 -it turned into air. -You're fucking faking! 168 00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,972 You're such a fucking sissy! 169 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,408 Yeah, you know what, I am faking, because you're the worst 170 00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,810 five-dollar hand job whore five dollars ever bought. 171 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,014 That is why your pimp fired you 'cause you're bad at your job. 172 00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,815 All right, then five fuck you. 173 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,218 Just give me my fucking, fucking five dollars and fuck off. 174 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,719 What five bucks? 175 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:56,321 [laughing] 176 00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,124 What are you gonna do, hooker without a pimp? 177 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,092 Frontier justice bitch. 178 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,861 [groans] 179 00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,265 [groaning] I have your money, I have your money, 180 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,768 I have your money, I have your money, I have your money. 181 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,974 -I don't have your money. -What?! 182 00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,842 Listen, this is why you need to get the money upfront, 183 00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,277 don't you know anything? Listen, listen, listen, listen. 184 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,146 Wait, wait you need a place to stay, right? 185 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,782 I might know a place. 186 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,928 So... [clears throat] So, where you from? 187 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,330 -Really? -Well, I don't know, fuck. 188 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,734 I can't sleep, tell me a story, lie to me, something. 189 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,136 OK. Once upon a time, 190 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,005 there was an asshole douchebag named Fuckface. 191 00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,874 -OK, fuck you. -Oh, no, fuck you. 192 00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,248 Brockville. 193 00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,351 -What? -I am from Brockville. 194 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,353 -So, I'm from here. -So, you wanted me to tell you something, 195 00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,089 -I'm telling you something. -I meant something good, 196 00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,390 -not something stupid. -You asked me, you fuck face. 197 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,026 -You fuck face, you. -Oh, fuck you. 198 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,366 So, how long you been a whore? 199 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,037 About nine years, ever since I moved to the city. 200 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,039 -How's that going for you? -Yeah, says the guy 201 00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,440 who's sleeping in the Freddy Kreuger room. 202 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,475 -You should quit. -Oh, that's sweet. 203 00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:24,909 Being that you're the worst. 204 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,211 Yeah, you're the worst John I ever had. 205 00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,479 You're like a little fucking baby. 206 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,013 Ow, my penis, my little, little penis. 207 00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,849 Nine years, you'd be way better at hand jobs by now. 208 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,784 -OK, dick scab. -Three months... If you said three months to me, 209 00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,319 I'd be like, "Oh, yeah, three months. 210 00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,520 -OK. -That's a three month hand job tops. 211 00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,455 -Fuck you! -Fuck you! 212 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,064 Oh, what the... 213 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,500 You smoked all my cigarettes? 214 00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,769 Oh, you mean the butts that you found outside 215 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,137 and put into a can? 216 00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,205 Gee, if only there was a way we could find more. 217 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,907 Jesus fuck! 218 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,243 Quit whining and do something! 219 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,290 Do you have family in Brockville or...? 220 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,892 Yeah, just a grandma. 221 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,294 She has this big house outside the city. 222 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,229 What like a house-house? 223 00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,199 No, like a, like a fucking doll house. 224 00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,369 Yes, a house-house, it has a yard, 225 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,471 two floors, it's all moldy and rotting. 226 00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,473 They're probably gonna tear it down, put her into a home, 227 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,842 she's this crazy hoarding cat lady. 228 00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,111 You... you have no other family? 229 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,415 No, my family was burned alive-- 230 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,117 I'll fucking fix up that house. 231 00:13:39,119 --> 00:13:40,919 [scoffs] 232 00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,888 -You can't fix shit. -I can, too, I'm handy. 233 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,024 I did this whole bar. 234 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,559 Did what? Hit it with a hammer? 235 00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,327 Look, I can fix up your cat lady house 236 00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,196 and make it look livable. What can you do? 237 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,597 Uh, things that are actually true in real life. 238 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,933 Let me paint you a picture, OK. 239 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,569 This city sucks and it blows and it's holding us up, 240 00:13:57,571 --> 00:14:00,171 and it's punching us in the face like this. 241 00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,475 -And? -And, it's turning you 242 00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,177 into a shitty junkie hooker who sucks, 243 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,314 and me into, you know, like, a cool guy, 244 00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,115 who's hit a bit of a rough patch. 245 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,483 A drunk, do nothing, shit for brains 246 00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,152 -who lives in a monster cave? -My point is 247 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,387 that we can get the fuck of here. 248 00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,122 We can go Brockville, I can fix up your house 249 00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,592 and we can live in it. New start. 250 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,563 I'm not living with you. 251 00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,266 I can barely stand looking at you. 252 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,934 You said two floors, right? 253 00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,110 Lacie. 254 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,913 Owen. 255 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,017 Your plan's pretty stupid, Owen. 256 00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,919 -Your face is pretty stupid. -Eat a dick. 257 00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,154 -Eat a dick. -You eat a dick, you. 258 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,026 So, how we getting there? 259 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,665 [upbeat rock music] 260 00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,438 ¶ I met you at the door ¶ 261 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,107 Forty-nine bucks. 262 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,975 OK. OK, that's not so bad. 263 00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,912 -Each. -Fuck. Fuck. 264 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,913 That's like 90 bucks. 265 00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,247 -Ninety-eight. -Nerd. 266 00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,684 -OK, dick. -OK, OK, 98 bucks. 267 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,619 We can do that, that's doable. 268 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,155 Can do, can be done. 269 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,435 You look like a serial killer. 270 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,937 You look like a mental patient. 271 00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,204 You spelt Brockville wrong. 272 00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,940 Yeah, on purpose, it's a joke, 273 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,441 it's a hilarious word joke. 274 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,076 It's stupid and you're stupid 275 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,444 and everyone thinks you're retarded. 276 00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,079 Well, everyone thinks you are a crazy whore, 277 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,281 because you're a crazy whore. 278 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,021 [groans] 279 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,091 We are going to do this my way. 280 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,994 I'm in charge, you are the drunk do nothing fuck up. 281 00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,263 I am the hustler, we're doing this my way. 282 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,132 What is your way? We're gonna fuck the cars into stopping for us? 283 00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,467 No. 284 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,303 No. 285 00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,205 You know that thing, Christians, they wanna help the needy. 286 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,008 -Yeah. -We gotta take advantage of that. 287 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,409 We gotta look more needy. 288 00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,445 What is more needy that no pants? 289 00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,348 Injured, no pants. 290 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:25,650 [screaming] 291 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119 Help me, my leg! I need to get to a hospital! 292 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,288 -In Brockville. -In Brockville. [screaming] 293 00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,156 Help this crazy whore who hurt her leg 294 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,292 and needs to get to a hospital in Brockville. 295 00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,260 Oh, fuck, dude, say I'm your wife or something. 296 00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,296 Oh, come... that's... We're going for believable. 297 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,065 Well, don't say whore. People don't stop for whores. 298 00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,267 People stop for whores all the time, that's the whole busi... 299 00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,703 Oh, my God, you've never fucked a John who had a car. 300 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:48,673 [laughing] 301 00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,275 Shut up, do your job. 302 00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,344 -Help... Hey, hey! -[grunting] 303 00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,279 My disgusting aunty broke her leg. 304 00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,249 -Oh, fuck you. -Just stay in character. 305 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:02,320 Hey, help! She's so gross, help! 306 00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,488 You know what, just be a man. 307 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,256 Get out there and stop that car! 308 00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,158 -OK, I'll do it, OK. -Make 'em stop. 309 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,695 -OK, OK, OK. -[brakes squealing] 310 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,730 [engine revving] 311 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,767 Motherfucker, not cool, man! 312 00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:18,503 [groaning] 313 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,439 OK, now you go. 314 00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,741 -What, like, in the road? -Yeah, in the road. 315 00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,510 Fuck that, I'll get hit by a car. 316 00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,678 No, no, no, they're gonna stop for you now 317 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,348 -because I'm actually injured. -So what? 318 00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,250 Are you saying that I'm a shitty actor? 319 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,420 OK, yeah, Brando, show me what you got? 320 00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:38,322 [groaning] 321 00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,461 Subtle, I'm playing it very subtle. 322 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,762 Hey, hey, hey! 323 00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,265 This ugly hobo got hit by a car. 324 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,133 He got hit by a car. 325 00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,468 Ha! 326 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,171 [man] Are you all right miss? 327 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,073 Yeah, yeah. Where you headed? 328 00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,208 -Agua Valley. -Are you going through Brockville? 329 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,777 -Can do. -Perfect. 330 00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:07,385 [groaning] 331 00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:11,722 ¶ Told you I heard you cry those animals ¶ 332 00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,692 ¶ Back in your eye lids ¶ 333 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,396 [door slams] Well, that didn't work. 334 00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,498 Oh, look what the world barfed back up! 335 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,435 -Motherfucker tried to rob me. I showed him. -What you beat him up? 336 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,704 -No, I just didn't have anything. -Oh, you did show him. 337 00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,474 Then, guy throws me out of the car to the gravel, 338 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,609 again with the fucking gravel. Look at my face, 339 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,412 it's all fucking chafed. Yeah, and then I go back 340 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,314 to where I left you and guess what? You're gone. 341 00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:41,185 Vamoosh. I had to walk all the way back here by myself, asshole. 342 00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:45,323 First of all, you left me, you backwards country dick. 343 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,226 Secondly, it's vamoose, not vamoosh. 344 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,627 Vamoosh is not a thing. 345 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,363 Thirdly, I'm glad your skin is chafey, 346 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,432 now you know how my dick feels. 347 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,701 It looks like you gave a hand job to your own face. 348 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,737 What the fuck? Can we just, um, slow down for a minute here. 349 00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,440 Um... 350 00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,245 What the fuck, guys? 351 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,813 My grandma's got a crazy, cat lady house in Brockville. 352 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,615 Yeah, I'm gonna fix it up, we're both gonna live there. 353 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,316 -I call top floor. -We're gonna get the fuck out 354 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,385 -of this fucking city for good. -Fuck out of this, yes. 355 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,221 -Fucking new start. -But, somebody, I don't wanna say who, 356 00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,190 but she smells like vomit and radishes, 357 00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,392 -bailed and fucked up the plan. -I didn't fuck up shit. 358 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,161 You're the fuck up. I make shit happen. 359 00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,663 -You made me get hit by a car. -You made you get hit by a car. 360 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,698 [groans] So, now we need 98 bucks for bus fare. 361 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,234 -Yeah, can we borrow 98 bucks? -Ah, don't sit there. 362 00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,703 -Why, what's wrong? -You're not wearing pants. 363 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,873 Oh, you noticed. 364 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,708 OK, can I just say something? 365 00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,511 Um, you will never have $98. 366 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,581 If you magically managed to make two dollars, 367 00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,249 you would immediately drink it away 368 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185 and be left with zero dollars. 369 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,753 What kind of drink can you buy with two dollars. 370 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,422 Grain, Ides, T-Bird, Night Train, Ripple, 371 00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,891 Two Buck Chuck. Ooh, yeah I'd probably get that Two Buck Chuck. 372 00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,495 But the most fucked up part of your whole stupid fucking plan, 373 00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,199 is in order for it to work, you would actually have to help somebody else. 374 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,801 Be part of team. Be relied on for shit. 375 00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,904 And that, that's science fiction. 376 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,775 In fact, I am so sure this isn't gonna happen, I'll you what. 377 00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,212 For every dollar you two mamo's make, I'll match it. 378 00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:18,349 What? Oh, that is a deal. That is a deal. 379 00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,984 Gentleman's agreement that I want in writing. 380 00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,652 Sorry, what's this bullshit? 381 00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,321 Now, we only have to make half as much. 382 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,922 What? That makes it, like, twice as easy. 383 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,924 Hey, Rummy, you heard this right? 384 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,862 Yeah, Kevin's gonna build a house for all the cats to live in. 385 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,299 -Witness. -Hmm, yeah. 386 00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,867 Oh, I'm gonna make you regret that napkin. 387 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,270 I'm gonna make you fuck that napkin. 388 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,272 -Prepare to get fucked, buddy. -OK, I will prepare for that. 389 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,374 You do that 'cause we're gonna fuck you. 390 00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,543 Yeah, we're gonna fuck you right where you live, right in your bar. 391 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:47,511 [laughing] 392 00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,923 Maybe... 393 00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892 Bicycle! 394 00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,731 You're just saying things you see, I can do that, too. 395 00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,533 Fire hydrant. Muffler. 396 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,435 Awesome. 397 00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,974 -[chain clinks] -Yeah, this is a flimsy one. 398 00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,343 OK. OK, you stay on lookout, all right? 399 00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,345 Mm-hmm. 400 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,613 [woman] Excuse me! 401 00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,382 -Person. -[woman] Excuse me. 402 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,850 I don't even know what you're talking about, so... 403 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,984 Are you trying to steal a bike? 404 00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,686 Ah, I'm out for a Sunday stroll. 405 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,955 -It's Tuesday. -Nerd. 406 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,590 All right, you know what? I'm gonna have to 407 00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,991 ask you and your girlfriend to leave. 408 00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,526 -I am not his girlfriend. -[groans] 409 00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,528 Whatever, you're trespassing. 410 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,929 How do you know that we're not students here? 411 00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,565 -Are you students? -Yes. 412 00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,567 What are you studying? 413 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,569 -School finance repair. -Art. 414 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,805 So, what's with the hack saw? 415 00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,574 I'm fixing my deck. 416 00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:54,412 -You have a deck? -I don't care for your tone. 417 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,746 Yes, I have a deck. 418 00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,516 It is attached to my house on the beach, 419 00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,053 which is where we were strolling to, to the beach. 420 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,587 You live in The Beeches 421 00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,323 and you're gonna walk there from here? 422 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,791 The beach, actually. 423 00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,392 That's what you call it when you live there. 424 00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,328 You call it the beach, that's how I know 425 00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,896 you're not from there 'cause you just called it The Beeches, 426 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,798 so, you wouldn't know, 427 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,667 you wouldn't know where my deck is at. 428 00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,509 [clears throat] Is she supposed to go in there? 429 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,082 -I gave you the cue. -You ran away! 430 00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,616 That was the cue! 431 00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,720 -Running away was the cue? -Person. 432 00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,954 You are the worst at everything. 433 00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,023 How's that bike lock coming? 434 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,359 It's coming. 435 00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,527 -Person. -Ah, fuck this bike lock! 436 00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,763 Goddammit, it's like black kryptonite, it's impossible. 437 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,565 Well, maybe if you didn't have booze muscles. 438 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,999 They should make the whole bike out of this stuff 439 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,736 and then that way bike theft would cease to exist. 440 00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,638 You'd still have to lock the bike. 441 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,374 I know, I knew it when I said it 442 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,776 that it was stupid... I'm just saying, you know, 443 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,978 it'd be easier for me to actually saw through the bike 444 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,914 than it would be for me to saw through the, the... 445 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,586 Forty-nine bucks. 446 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,522 First of all, you stole this. 447 00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,923 Forty-eight bucks. 448 00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,892 Second of all, it's useless. 449 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,894 This shit is ten-speed man. 450 00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,864 Six bucks. 451 00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,434 Was a 10 speed, now it's just a bunch of metal and rubber. 452 00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,802 Oh, what, come on. 453 00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,704 No, look, this, there's still, like, 454 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,872 six, seven speeds in here. 455 00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,473 Forty-nine bucks and a hand job. 456 00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,709 I'll give you a hand job, let's go. 457 00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,645 Please leave my store. 458 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,155 Hey, Kev, can I have a drink, man? 459 00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,190 -It's been a long day. -Sure, five bucks. 460 00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,659 Come on, just one whiskey sour. 461 00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,594 One, one, one whiskey sour. 462 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,130 Just one... just one... Just a rum and coke, rum and coke. 463 00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:56,133 Just give me one of whatever no one drinks around here. 464 00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,869 Just give me the Tia Maria and the vermouth 465 00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,439 with a melon liqueur, rocks. 466 00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,741 Do you have any Tylenol... threes? 467 00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:08,479 You know what I did today, while you two chuckle heads were out being stupid? 468 00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,647 I was here. 469 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,582 Like I always am. 470 00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,150 That was my day. 471 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:17,188 I don't get to run around having stinky fucking adventures. 472 00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,089 I can't even sit around playing guitar. 473 00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,925 Whoa, whoa, play guitar? 474 00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,526 I can't even go to the movies. 475 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,129 I can't have a fucking second to live 476 00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:31,101 because my brother is a selfish, do nothing, piece of shit. 477 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,803 You don't even know how to play guitar. 478 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:36,607 [groans] Wow, exactly, Owen, exactly. 479 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,809 You don't even own a guitar. 480 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,147 Hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey. What you doing with that? 481 00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,683 -That's mine. -This is garbage. 482 00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,885 No, no, no. I've got plans for that. 483 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,587 I'm gonna do... I'm gonna do stuff with it. 484 00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,588 You have plans for this? 485 00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,957 -Big plans. -Big plans. 486 00:24:57,864 --> 00:25:00,898 [grunting] 487 00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,001 Fuck it! 488 00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:09,073 Oh, hey, look, I got a tip, whoo! 489 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,675 What's with cranky? 490 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,877 I don't know, he's mad 'cause he sucks 491 00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,812 at playing guitar or something? 492 00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,747 It's this fucking city. I'm telling you, it drives you crazy. 493 00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,249 I know, we gotta get out of here. 494 00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,251 Look, we gotta brainstorm. 495 00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:22,186 You know what that is? You know about brainstorming? 496 00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,821 It's when I say something, it gives you an idea 497 00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,557 and then you say something back to me that gives me an idea, 498 00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:29,292 and I give something to you, and then we just go back and forth and back and forth like that 499 00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,661 until we have a perfect master plan, OK? 500 00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,930 I'm gonna start. 501 00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:33,998 Dog-napping. 502 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,700 Dumbass. No wait, prison. 503 00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,837 OK. Look, well, you think of something then. 504 00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,139 You're a hooker, I thought you guys were supposed to be crafty. 505 00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,141 Why don't I just fuck a guy and charge him 49 bucks? 506 00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,076 -I'm taking these. -Uh, no. 507 00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,746 Look, if we learned anything it's that no grown man 508 00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,814 wants to do anything to any part of you. 509 00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:54,151 No grown man. 510 00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:55,886 No, you can't do that, 511 00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,588 you can't just say what I say back at me, 512 00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,890 that's not, that's shitty brainstorming. 513 00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:07,298 Who needs to have sex worse than anyone else? 514 00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,036 Panda's. 515 00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:15,005 Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a panda, that's my plan. 516 00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,008 Come on, genius, let's go. 517 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,710 You can brainstorm on the way. 518 00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,178 [boy] Stitching... [indistinct] 519 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,346 [Lacie] Hey, dorks. 520 00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,049 What you doing, playing cards? 521 00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:29,720 Um, yeah, Mystic cards. This is Lady Saint Martha-- 522 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:33,157 Cool, so you know how your dicks have never touched a real live woman before? 523 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,159 Tucking your boners into your waistbands and what not? 524 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,094 Well, Lacie here is a real live street whore. 525 00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,264 Yeah, I touch sad little dicks like yours for a living. 526 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,734 Oh, I like the sound of this pause. 527 00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:44,868 Let's talk numbers. 528 00:26:44,870 --> 00:26:46,937 [mumbling] 529 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,272 Wait, just start from the beginning. 530 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,207 [both] Twenty. Ten. -That's 30. 531 00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,043 [both] Thirty-five, 40, 45, 46. 532 00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,713 Forty-nine. Forty-nine bucks! 533 00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:59,183 Dicks out, dweebs, let's get you all in a row. 534 00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,318 I'll leave it to you to decide who gets to go first. 535 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,821 I don't know thumb war, rock-scissors-paper. 536 00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,623 Yeah, we wanna go at the same time. 537 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,791 I hate to break it to you boys, I only got two paws. 538 00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,094 [laughs] Yeah, don't look at me fellas. 539 00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,730 Yeah, no, we want a gang bang. 540 00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,098 -I'm sorry. -What? 541 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,265 With the both of you. 542 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,167 -I'm sorry? -What? 543 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,069 [boy] I told you we'd be needing these someday. 544 00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,938 -Yes. -Are you guys shaved? 545 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:23,173 -I prefer shaved. -Can I have mouths? 546 00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,975 I want her to look like she's 12. 547 00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,777 -Eh. -Jesus. 548 00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,647 -What? I'm only 13. -Are condoms compulsory? 549 00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,215 Are you guys cool with blindfolds? 550 00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,952 Not for the whole time. I like eye contact. 551 00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,921 What if I'm just doing mouths? 552 00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,758 Ah, OK, I can offer you like a crick of my elbow. 553 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,926 -I think that we're straying from the original plan. -One of these guys... 554 00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,261 She's winterized right? 555 00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:45,696 We walk right now if she's not winterized. 556 00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,231 I'll pay you 20 more bucks 557 00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,666 if you take a Bluto pie. 558 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:52,436 What the fuck is a Bluto pie? 559 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:55,305 What the fuck is winterized? 560 00:27:57,009 --> 00:27:58,676 [music playing] 561 00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,277 What is that? What is that? 562 00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,713 It's a musical chair. 563 00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,448 Like, musical chairs? 564 00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,783 [laughing] 565 00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,751 No, musical chair. 566 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,687 One of you lies face down on the ground 567 00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,422 and the four of us walk around you. 568 00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:13,424 -When the music stops. -Can I talk to you for a second? 569 00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,359 -Just a second kids. -Wait. 570 00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:23,367 Listen, I apologize for my friends. 571 00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,136 I know it's probably against the rules, 572 00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,938 but would it be terribly untoward 573 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,474 if I kissed you on the mouth? 574 00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,378 What the hell? Is she backing out? 575 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,281 No, no, I think she's... 576 00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,750 She's just, um, she's getting limber before the... 577 00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,918 You guys take gym class, right? 578 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,287 We had a deal. 579 00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:46,023 Yeah, no, we still, I'm gonna, um... 580 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:48,759 I'm gonna get you a few of those wizard cards you like, 581 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,061 or I'm gonna hook you guys up with those. 582 00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,796 You guys wanna learn how to smoke some cigarettes? 583 00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:56,133 OK, hey, hey... [screams] 584 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:02,005 You know what your problem is? 585 00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,974 I got a dick on my face? 586 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:08,045 -Oh, wait. -This, this is the problem. 587 00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,080 See, that's why those kids disrespected you 588 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,784 because they can see you. They see... they see this. 589 00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,220 But if we could find a way 590 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,889 for you to touch the dicks of the people 591 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:23,260 without the people seeing you, seeing this, then I think... 592 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:27,531 Oh, yeah, I think then we'd really have something. 593 00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:31,068 ¶ We eat at all the finest places ¶ 594 00:29:31,070 --> 00:29:32,536 [grunts] 595 00:29:32,538 --> 00:29:35,973 [upbeat rock music] 596 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:41,945 ¶ I met you at the door ¶ 597 00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:45,182 ¶ Of a record store ¶ 598 00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:48,352 ¶ I knew you'd be mine ¶ 599 00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:51,922 ¶ Because you look so fine ¶ 600 00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,025 ¶ I didn't think your love ¶ 601 00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:59,062 ¶ Could've hurt me so bad ¶ 602 00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,466 Rummy, my man, what is up? 603 00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:07,971 Hey, Owen, I'm just, I'm worried that if I eat this... 604 00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,973 I might lose my foot. 605 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,176 [grunts] Let me ask you something, 606 00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,112 when was the last time you were laid? 607 00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,849 You know, it's hard... 608 00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:22,219 to find the right girl. 609 00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,821 Oh, I know. I know, man. 610 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:29,393 I have very particular, particular tastes. 611 00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:31,128 Like what? 612 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:33,230 [chuckles] 613 00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,267 -Jesus fuck. -Will you relax? 614 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,569 You're not gonna have to see any of that, 615 00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:40,304 you're gonna be on the other side of a door. 616 00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,839 You know, this could be a glory hole situation 617 00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,006 for the both of you. 618 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:43,941 Rummy's penis, it could be 619 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,475 the penis of James Bond. 620 00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,077 Which reminds me, 621 00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:50,280 Rummy thinks you're a big, fat black lady so... 622 00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,283 How does that sentence end? 623 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,452 Just, you know... [mumbling] 624 00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,020 If he wants you to... I don't know. 625 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,589 I'm behind a door, what do you want me to do? 626 00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,524 Just, if he would like you to talk or something then-- 627 00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,293 What? You want me to sing a church hymn? 628 00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,895 No, that's racist. 629 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:10,567 OK, just like, maybe don't take any shit, or... 630 00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,303 -Don't make me do an impression. -I won't. 631 00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:15,239 Anyway, he doesn't wanna talk, OK. 632 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,507 He wants to... Jesus Christ, do you even know 633 00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,344 -how glory holes work? -Yes, I know glory holes work. 634 00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,379 I'm the glory hole expert. I built the glory hole. 635 00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,414 Oh, OK, you cut a hole in a door. 636 00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,050 -It doesn't make you Bob Vila. -There's a lot more to it. 637 00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,086 You've gotta put a duct thing in and you've gotta sand it... 638 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,221 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -...with the measurements. 639 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,355 Clearly, you put your dick in a hole. 640 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,556 I don't wanna talk about 641 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,891 the intricacies of carpentry with you. 642 00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,158 -Hey, Rummy! -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 643 00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,494 Here we go, man. 644 00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,129 [Paulie] You guys are really getting along 645 00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,998 like a bag of shit on fire. 646 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,234 Quite the duo, a couple of Garfunkels. 647 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,936 Hey, let me ask you something, 648 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:50,274 what are you gonna do when you fuck it all up? 649 00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:56,246 'Cause... mark that day on your calendar, it's gonna happen. 650 00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:01,485 The sky's blue, water's wet, Garfield hates Monday's 651 00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:05,022 and you fuck shit up. 652 00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:10,961 So, when that happens, is your shiny new partner gonna man up 653 00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:13,230 or is he gonna pussy out? 654 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,599 Hmm. 655 00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:25,976 Just so you know, we're here for you if you ever need us. 656 00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,115 Huh, all right? 657 00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,185 -Oh, boy. Oh, boy. -There she is. 658 00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,689 -This takes me back. -Hmm, back to what? 659 00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:43,193 First woman I was ever with was a large, black woman. 660 00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,395 Well, that is what I got here. 661 00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,664 First woman I ever loved. 662 00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:54,037 I was 19 and she was... 68, 70, I don't know. 663 00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,975 Her skin was so fucking loose. 664 00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,309 Mm, OK that's-- 665 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,111 I was on a school trip to Buffalo, 666 00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,413 and I accidentally went 667 00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,282 into the wrong bathroom at Dairy Queen and then-- 668 00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,184 OK, OK. You know, it's rude 669 00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:08,452 to keep a lady waiting, Rummy, so... 670 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:11,154 Oh, yeah, sure, sure. 671 00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,723 I'm nothing if I'm not a gentleman. 672 00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:14,057 Mm-hmm. 673 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:15,659 [muttering] 674 00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,527 The money. 675 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:21,498 Dost thou take me for a rube, sir? 676 00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,568 [laughs] After. 677 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:28,271 [moaning] 678 00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,348 I think your hole is broken. 679 00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,754 [whispers] Lacie. Lacie! 680 00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,722 Did you bring me juice? 681 00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,657 Oh, what the fuck? Did you take something? 682 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,027 -Who gave you pills? -Paulie! 683 00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,529 Paulie was in a pinch and he couldn't open 684 00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,599 so, he took a cough wrench and he left it in his shoulder 685 00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:59,169 and then he farted on his dick. Farted on his dick. 686 00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,471 Paulie rhymes with Molly, Molly rhymes with jolly, 687 00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,441 I'm not jolly, just kidding, I'm so sad. 688 00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,310 Please, don't fucking do this. We're so close, please, just two minutes, 689 00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:08,678 just wake up for two minutes. 690 00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,680 -[groaning] -Wake up, wake. 691 00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:12,816 Oh, my God. OK, OK, look... 692 00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,718 We're gonna, we're gonna go on a trip. 693 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,386 -Trip? -We're gonna go on a little trip, 694 00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,588 -just a little trip, OK. -Juice? 695 00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,390 Yeah, juice. 696 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,727 OK, one, two, three. 697 00:34:23,729 --> 00:34:25,395 [groaning] 698 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,752 [Rummy] Hello? 699 00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,722 Hello? 700 00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,526 Anybody home? 701 00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,802 Do you want the 20 bucks or not? 702 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,861 I felt something. 703 00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:49,880 Hello? 704 00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,523 Ooh. 705 00:36:00,692 --> 00:36:02,192 [moaning] 706 00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,794 Oh, yeah. 707 00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,564 Oh, yeah. 708 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,935 Yeah, cuddle bug. 709 00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,437 Oh, yeah. 710 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:17,741 [moaning] 711 00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,311 OK, talk to me now, big momma. 712 00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,482 Talk to me. 713 00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,386 Come on, come on. 714 00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,755 Please, I need to hear you. 715 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,224 I need to hear you, momma. 716 00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:38,261 Say something. Say something. 717 00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:42,265 ¶ Amazing grace ¶ 718 00:36:42,267 --> 00:36:43,667 [moaning] 719 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:46,336 [screaming] 720 00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,947 Rockefeller. 721 00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:58,748 Look at you. 722 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:03,954 Oh, come on. Come on. 723 00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,989 Share with me your tale of glory. 724 00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,857 How did you win the day, underdog? 725 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,860 Ooh, I know it's gonna be an uplifting story. 726 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,230 Go on, regale me. 727 00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,764 How did you make this money, hmm? 728 00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,333 Have you...? 729 00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,702 Have you been pimping Lacie? 730 00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,404 No, no, I mean I just-- 731 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,873 No, no, no, no, I... I... 732 00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,610 That's you. [laughs] 733 00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,846 That's how you sound, you idiot. 734 00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:31,848 No, I'm kidding man. That's cool. 735 00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,384 You like to stick to the shadows, is that the idea? 736 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,621 You know, most pimps, they kinda like to flaunt it. 737 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:41,291 But not you. Keep your cards close to your vest, that's cool. 738 00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:45,895 Hey, down low, shadow pimp. Come on. 739 00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:49,032 I can't give fives, motherfucker. What is wrong with you? 740 00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:52,769 Have you been pimping what's mine from the shadows? 741 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:57,307 Lacie has come back to me once before. 742 00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:01,511 And she's gonna keep coming back. 743 00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:06,950 I'm like Baked Lays, you can't quit this shit. 744 00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,552 Yeah, 'cause you keep giving her pills and telling her she's worthless. 745 00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:10,587 Really? 746 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:12,322 [groans] 747 00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:14,424 No matter what you do, 748 00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:19,963 Lacie is always gonna need me, more than she needs you. 749 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,391 You know what, let me ask you something. 750 00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:51,561 You've always been such a perfectly good sorry ass drunk, 751 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,697 why do you two all of sudden think 752 00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,465 you should be something that you're not? 753 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,834 Hmm? 754 00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:02,672 I mean, is Lacie really worth all this shit? 755 00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,946 See... 756 00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,116 That's why you'll never be a real pimp. 757 00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:16,653 'Cause a real pimp would've stood up for his lady. 758 00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,835 Oh... 759 00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:34,804 Shit. [laughs] 760 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,639 Oops. 761 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:43,446 You still got some dick on your face. 762 00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,451 Ah, no. 763 00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:50,620 Ah, now I'm making it worse. 764 00:39:50,622 --> 00:39:51,955 [chuckles] 765 00:40:28,860 --> 00:40:31,494 -[toilet flushing] -[pipes gurgling] 766 00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:33,696 -All right, enough shit! -You know what, fuck this place! 767 00:40:38,136 --> 00:40:41,104 [tape tearing] 768 00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,113 -Tomorrow. -Shit, yeah. 769 00:40:50,115 --> 00:40:51,948 [horn blares] 770 00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,790 Why are we here? 771 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,826 This place is like the fucking Thunderdome. 772 00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,595 We need see this. 773 00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,797 This is how normal people do it. 774 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,005 How much do you make a day? 775 00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,241 I don't know, maybe ten, 20 bucks 776 00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,009 before I get chased off by the cops. 777 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,611 On a good day 40 or 50. 778 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,514 You make 50 bucks... a day? 779 00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,950 -All you do is sit there? -And look sad, yeah. 780 00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,052 You just sit there, you look sad and shitty people give you money. 781 00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,921 -Yep. -Fifty bucks? 782 00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,724 Give or take, yeah. 783 00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:45,134 Go, go, go, go! 784 00:41:45,136 --> 00:41:46,936 [groaning] 785 00:41:48,607 --> 00:41:51,140 [coughing] 786 00:42:01,786 --> 00:42:02,886 [groaning] 787 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:04,687 [panting] 788 00:42:04,689 --> 00:42:06,089 [coughing] 789 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:13,062 Look, look, look. These are toonies. 790 00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,731 That's like 15 bucks in coins, easy. 791 00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:15,798 Holy shit. 792 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,567 [screaming] 793 00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:18,635 Yeah! 794 00:42:18,637 --> 00:42:20,570 [panting] 795 00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:24,007 You know, looties and toonies are really revolutionary to me. 796 00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,943 [coughing] 797 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,011 [groans] 798 00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,612 Oh, shit! 799 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,551 -Hey, Kev, do you think maybe-- -[Kevin] No. 800 00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:37,053 [grunts] You gave her a drink. 801 00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,856 I made her a Shirley Temple, as a joke. 802 00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:43,092 Joke's on you, Shirley Temple's are delicious. 803 00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,895 Nobody hangs onto their money tighter than a hobo, 804 00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,566 you need to steal from old people or the sick. 805 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,067 Nah, I don't like touching them though. 806 00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,703 I don't mean sick, like, contagious. 807 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,307 -Well, I mean old people. -Ugh, yeah, gross. 808 00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:00,910 Hey, Chablis, how about you don't waste your time with that piece of shit? Hmm? 809 00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:05,648 Wheel your fine self over here and help me finish this sudoku. 810 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:08,251 [Rummy] You know what you need, like, one of those people, with a... 811 00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:12,755 like in a chair, or walks with a cane... not retarded. 812 00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,858 Cerebral, what do you call yourself? 813 00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:20,763 -Paul. And I was the victim of a drunk drive-- -Handy cripple. 814 00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,031 That's it. 815 00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,967 Oh, here's an idea. 816 00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:28,171 Why don't you guys just, I don't know, not steal. 817 00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:30,707 What's wrong with your brother? 818 00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,208 I don't know, he's got morals. 819 00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,211 No, like, what's wrong with him? 820 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,280 Hey, Kevin, what's wrong with you? 821 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,748 Nothing. 822 00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,650 Oh, I'm fine. 823 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:46,322 I just need a little bit more coffee, that's it. 824 00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,831 Is that the pipe water catcher? 825 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,766 No, no, not anymore, I found a paint can. 826 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:59,402 Mm-hmm, did you clean it before you put it back? 827 00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,177 Kev! 828 00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,979 I need another one! 829 00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,681 Sure thing, buddy. 830 00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:13,282 Where were you? I was looking everywhere. 831 00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:16,753 -Right here. -Can I get another drink? 832 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:19,122 Yep, finished. Coming right up. 833 00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:20,356 OK. 834 00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:26,863 Let me get you that drink, Rummy. 835 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:28,731 No, don't touch that bar. 836 00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:31,134 [muttering] I'm just trying... You're... 837 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:33,670 You take a load off, I wanna be his friend, I wanna be your friend, 838 00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:34,937 I wanna be everyone's friend for a second. 839 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,939 -Just wanna be friends. -My bar. 840 00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:38,374 I'll do it. 841 00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:46,215 -Rummy, go grab a drink. -OK. 842 00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:48,851 What? You're letting Rummy behind? 843 00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:50,887 He's been a drunk way longer than me. 844 00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,989 Rummy is trustworthy. 845 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:59,128 He's not gonna fucking fuck me, or skim the till or steal shit. 846 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:03,066 All right, next to you, Rummy is motherfucking Theresa. 847 00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:06,169 Hey, guys, what are these? 848 00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:09,305 [man] Can I get a mojito? 849 00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,908 Why, yes, good sir. 850 00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:22,452 -Go. -Hey, I am gonna hook you right up, buddy. 851 00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:24,320 -Pardon me, Rummy. -Yep. 852 00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,922 ¶ Do do do do do ¶ 853 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,356 So, let me ask you, 854 00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,292 would you like mint leaves or mint syrup? 855 00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:32,261 -Mint leaves is fine. -That's a figure of speech, 856 00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,230 what do you think this is the fucking Hilton? 857 00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,036 -Ah... -Ah. 858 00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,278 I got my eye on you. 859 00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,386 Hmm. 860 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,797 How do you wanna do this? 861 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,067 How do I not wanna do this? 862 00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:26,916 [till chiming] 863 00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,156 Hey, no, no, no. 864 00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,791 You got me, man. You got me. 865 00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:37,426 Look, here it is, here it is. 866 00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,395 I'm putting it right down, OK? 867 00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,115 You're um... 868 00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:36,485 Pretty not terrible, scamming those drinks like that. 869 00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:43,226 Oh, well, yeah. 870 00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,461 You weren't so awful yourself. 871 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,497 You know, fucking up all the orders and... 872 00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:54,136 OK... 24, 24 bucks. 873 00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:55,504 I've got 24 bucks. 874 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,206 Twenty-four, that's it? 875 00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,375 What do you mean that's it? What did you make? 876 00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,444 -Nineteen. -That's it? 877 00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:03,045 He was watching me more, 878 00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,947 he knows that you're too dumb to get away with anything. 879 00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:06,182 I made like twice as much as you. 880 00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:07,917 You did not make twice as much as me! 881 00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:09,185 -Are you holding out? -No are you? 882 00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:10,152 -No. -Are you lying? 883 00:48:10,154 --> 00:48:12,555 -No, are you? -No! 884 00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,328 Forty-three bucks, OK. 885 00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,330 Forty-three bucks, we got 43 bucks. 886 00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:23,532 We're six, six bucks short. 887 00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:31,440 Eye in the sky, bitches. 888 00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:34,644 I'm like Google Maps. 889 00:48:34,646 --> 00:48:36,946 -You're delirious, Kev. -You're hallucinating. 890 00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:42,018 I heard the whole conversation, I've been in this stall this whole time. 891 00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:44,253 You were standing the door the whole time? That's creepy, man. 892 00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,522 I heard you, I fucking heard you! 893 00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:00,369 Fuck! 894 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,704 Ah! Fuck, man! 895 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,607 -I knew you were gonna break. -[groaning] 896 00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:09,111 Both of you, give me back the $43 that you stole from me. 897 00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:13,950 And, Lacie, way to pay me back for saving your life, fuck you. 898 00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,551 And, Owen... 899 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:22,091 I give up, man, you're not my brother anymore. 900 00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:24,126 You just take, and you take, 901 00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,262 and you don't give a shit, man. 902 00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:29,699 You're just a fuck up. 903 00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:34,036 I give you a chance and you fuck it up. 904 00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:38,007 And that's why I don't stoop and fall for thinking that people can change. 905 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:44,013 There's no more chances. Get out of my bar. 906 00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:47,984 Get out of my life. Best of luck. 907 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,355 Oh, yeah, and fuck you. 908 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:08,671 [coins clanging] 909 00:50:36,067 --> 00:50:38,401 [glass clanging] 910 00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:41,270 What's wrong with you? 911 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:44,140 Everything, I'm a fuck up, remember? 912 00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,775 Well, if you're doing that thing were you insult yourself 913 00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:47,710 to get me to disagree with you it's not gonna work, 914 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:49,745 because I do think you're a fuck up. 915 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,248 Shit, you're even fucking that up. 916 00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,420 It's too late to buy wine you dumbass, 917 00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,188 all the liquor stores are closed. 918 00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,691 Hey, how do you even have money for wine, huh? 919 00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,561 -You were holding out on me. -Oh, god. 920 00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,163 Hey, hey, hey, fuck! 921 00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:08,731 In fact, how are you gonna get a cab 922 00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,066 if you don't have any money? 923 00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,634 I'm not holding out on you. 924 00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,302 What are you gonna do? You gonna stiff him? 925 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,770 Yeah, OK. You don't even the sack. 926 00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,739 I swear to God, if you're fucking holding out on me 927 00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,474 -I'm gonna fight you so hard. -Oh, you're gonna fight me, 928 00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:19,675 you're gonna fight me? You're gonna... 929 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,644 All you do is fight and run, and fight and run, 930 00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:22,812 it's your whole skillset! 931 00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:24,747 Fighting and running and piss poor hand jobs! 932 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,615 Yeah, well, at least I do something! 933 00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,151 What do your booze brains bring to the table, huh? 934 00:51:29,153 --> 00:51:31,120 Unless you count being a pussy ass fuck up. 935 00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,622 You're the runner. Pussy ass you. 936 00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,525 You're the least valuable player here, LVP. 937 00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:39,261 Yeah, well, you'd run, too, if your weren't too fucking dumb to think about it. 938 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:41,097 And it's not called being a pussy ass. 939 00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,799 It's called not taking any shit. Try it some time. 940 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:48,237 Not taking any shit? All there is, is shit! 941 00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:50,172 Fuck! 942 00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:52,308 You wouldn't last five minutes without me. 943 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:54,176 You were nothing before I showed up, 944 00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:57,613 you're just a sad sack rotting on a back-room mattress. 945 00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,148 Well, what am I now? 946 00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,317 I'm a crazy person, screaming in the street. 947 00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:04,887 Yeah, upgrade! You need me! 948 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:07,289 [laughing] 949 00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,625 Best joke ever! I need you. 950 00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,828 OK. Fuck! 951 00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:15,197 I hate this city! 952 00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:17,166 You know why else you need me? 953 00:52:18,202 --> 00:52:20,169 -Hey, hey, hey. -[honking] 954 00:52:20,171 --> 00:52:21,504 [laughing] 955 00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:24,473 ¶ Do do do do do do do do ¶ 956 00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,709 Oh, hi. 957 00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:28,744 Are you just gonna stand there and look stupid? 958 00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,746 Oh, yeah, you're you. 959 00:52:33,251 --> 00:52:35,618 [peaceful music] 960 00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,489 So, where are you two lovebirds heading? 961 00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,358 -No, no, we're not lovebirds. -No! 962 00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,195 OK, I didn't mean to pry. Where are you off to? 963 00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:50,633 Um... Brockville. 964 00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,301 Is that near Cabbage town? 965 00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,870 Uh, no it's not a street, it's a town. 966 00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:56,739 It's on the way to Ottawa. 967 00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:59,842 Oh, I'm sorry, I can't go past the GTA. 968 00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,845 So what now, Doctor Professor? 969 00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:11,620 -Give me your money asshole! -What the fuck? 970 00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:12,855 Sir, that's not funny. 971 00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,456 No, no, yeah, I'm not making jokes. 972 00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,591 -Give me your money. -No, no, no. 973 00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:17,293 I... I am not with him. 974 00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:18,961 Can you please put your curly knife away, sir? 975 00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,829 He's not gonna give you any fucking money! 976 00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,398 Yes, he is gonna give me his money. 977 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,666 No, I'm not gonna give you any money. 978 00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:24,867 Why do you think they have 979 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,502 this plastic fucking wall here? 980 00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:28,404 [mutters] I'm gonna stab the fuck through it. 981 00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,206 Sir, you cannot stab through the glass. 982 00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,974 You don't think I'm gonna do it? 983 00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,776 -I just... you can't... -You don't think I'm gonna do it? 984 00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,511 It's not a challenge, sir, I'm not daring you. 985 00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,513 Just please do not stab through the glass. 986 00:53:37,982 --> 00:53:39,949 [screaming] 987 00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:43,252 -What the fuck?! -Sir, sir, sir... 988 00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:45,521 What the fuck?! 989 00:53:45,523 --> 00:53:47,856 [screaming] 990 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:52,628 [panting] 991 00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,298 When did you guys put plastic in here? 992 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,367 It's new, actually, we just started putting it into all the cars. 993 00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:01,237 -Of course you did. -So where am I going, sir? 994 00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,506 I just want to get the fuck out of this fucking city. 995 00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:05,908 I can't leave the GTA, sir. 996 00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,277 I know, I know you can't, man. 997 00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:12,448 -Dude, how are you this dumb? -I don't know. 998 00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:18,287 Just pull over anywhere, OK? 999 00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,723 Just pull... 1000 00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:21,924 Here is good. 1001 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,894 Buddy... Pull over anywhere, we'll just get, 1002 00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:28,897 we'll get out of your hair. 1003 00:54:32,003 --> 00:54:32,935 Beardy. 1004 00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,703 Beardy man. 1005 00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,905 Anywhere you wanna pull over, OK? 1006 00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:39,808 Oh, this is... great. 1007 00:54:43,881 --> 00:54:45,014 [locks click] 1008 00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,716 Hey. 1009 00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,885 That's $9.25, please. 1010 00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:52,921 What? 1011 00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:54,857 That's $9.25, please. 1012 00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:58,394 Yeah, I don't know how this was unclear. 1013 00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:00,029 We don't have any money. 1014 00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:03,432 Yeah, um, he just tried to fucking rob you. 1015 00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:05,634 Connect the dots, dude. 1016 00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:11,407 Not paying is the same as robbing, so it's $9.25 or prison. 1017 00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,911 -No, no, no, no, no! -No, no, no, no, no. 1018 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,580 -Please, do not do this. -Just let us out of the car. 1019 00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:20,416 Just fucking let me out of the car. 1020 00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,418 I don't know him. I'll give you a hand job. 1021 00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,687 -You are clearly with him. -No. No, not even a little bit. 1022 00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,689 -You're clearly with him. -Not even a little bit, I don't even know-- 1023 00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:28,824 Who you trying to kid? You're clearly together. 1024 00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,958 I will give you a fucking hand job, man, just let me out of the car. 1025 00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,062 I'm not interested in your hand job, it's money or prison. 1026 00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:34,997 We don't have any fucking money, man! 1027 00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,832 The only reason I'm giving you a chance here 1028 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,634 is because I'm taking pity on you. 1029 00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:41,003 Now, you can pay me $9.25 or you can go to jail. 1030 00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,771 You have 15 seconds to decide. 1031 00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,373 No! 1032 00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,343 What? No! 1033 00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:49,912 Let me the fuck out of here! 1034 00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,414 What the fuck? 1035 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:56,085 What the fuck? 1036 00:55:56,087 --> 00:55:57,519 No! 1037 00:55:57,521 --> 00:55:59,021 [screams] 1038 00:55:59,023 --> 00:56:00,789 [panting] 1039 00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,991 [sobbing] 1040 00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:08,497 And she calls me a fucking pussy. 1041 00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,467 [screaming] Ow, ow, ow, ow! 1042 00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,602 I... fucking you hate you! 1043 00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,771 -I fucking hate you, too! -Good! 1044 00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:18,774 I hope you're the guy that they rape fuck in prison! 1045 00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,477 I'm sure I will be! 1046 00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,812 Time's up, what have you decided? 1047 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:26,115 [panting] 1048 00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,518 Oh, fuck. 1049 00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:33,389 Here's five bucks, OK. 1050 00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,095 You did hold out on me. 1051 00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,765 -It's $9.25. -What? 1052 00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,033 Nine dollars and 25 cents please. 1053 00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:48,170 No, look, that's all the money we have, man. 1054 00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:51,540 -I swear. -Nine dollars and 25 cents or jail. 1055 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,144 -OK. -No, no, OK... 1056 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,046 Wait. 1057 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,529 Hey, look at that, you both had money. 1058 00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:17,199 Seventy-five cent tip which is not quite 10%, 1059 00:57:17,201 --> 00:57:19,835 which is about what I would expect from you, so... 1060 00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,140 Maybe I was wrong, maybe you're not together. 1061 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,143 [locks click] 1062 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:47,629 So, I guess this is fuck you for good then. 1063 00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:51,834 Yep. 1064 00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:55,838 Well... 1065 00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:59,074 Fuck you, I guess. 1066 00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,746 Fuck you, too. 1067 00:58:12,022 --> 00:58:14,256 [melancholy rock music] 1068 00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,911 ¶ The hardest part of living ¶ 1069 00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:40,115 ¶ For a fool like me ¶ 1070 00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:44,086 ¶ Is a loving a woman ¶ 1071 00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:48,957 ¶ From a thousand miles across the sea ¶ 1072 00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:52,127 ¶ Whether she's still waiting ¶ 1073 00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:56,231 ¶ Oh, baby, I'll never know ¶ 1074 00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:59,635 ¶ Oh, will she still love me ¶ 1075 00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:04,273 ¶ Or want me to go? ¶ 1076 00:59:05,609 --> 00:59:08,710 ¶ The hardest part of living ¶ 1077 00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:11,680 What the fuck are you looking at? 1078 00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,716 You. 1079 00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:21,023 ¶ In such goddamn misery ¶ 1080 00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:25,294 ¶ My darling, baby ¶ 1081 00:59:25,296 --> 00:59:29,231 ¶ I'm missing your tender touch ¶ 1082 00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:33,702 ¶ Won't you come on now, sugar? ¶ 1083 00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:37,739 ¶ Tell me you love me much ¶ 1084 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,144 Hey, looking for someone? 1085 00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:45,781 No, what, no, who? No. 1086 00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:49,117 [laughs] Look at you being all stealthy. 1087 00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:53,121 Sneaking around like a little Carmen Sandiego. 1088 00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:55,657 I just... need to use the bathroom. 1089 00:59:55,659 --> 00:59:57,059 OK, I smell like a Chinese food dumpster. 1090 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,660 Yeah, any port in a storm, right? 1091 00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:00,963 Hey, hey, whoa, easy. 1092 01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:03,765 We both know why you're here, right? 1093 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,935 Somebody needs her vitamins, right? 1094 01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:10,739 Don't worry, these little babies are gonna pick you up, 1095 01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:14,876 they're gonna dust you off and gonna set you right as rain. 1096 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,246 Yeah, gotta let the world be your oyster, 1097 01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:22,918 and you are the motherfucking oyster shucker, right? 1098 01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,822 As soon as I fucking get this open, 1099 01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:30,392 then you can fucking shuck the whole world like your oyster. 1100 01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:31,860 Fucking... 1101 01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:35,297 You're gonna have to do that. 1102 01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,967 I'm good. 1103 01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:43,872 You're good? Huh? 1104 01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:46,375 Is that... Is that what you just said to me? 1105 01:00:46,377 --> 01:00:48,010 You're good? 1106 01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:50,812 Sorry. 1107 01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,218 What I meant to say was fuck you, 1108 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,320 you drunk driving motherfucker. 1109 01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:01,223 The only reason that you shake is because you're scared 1110 01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:03,225 that people will find out that you are a piece of shit. 1111 01:01:03,227 --> 01:01:05,327 Well, guess what, you are a piece of shit. 1112 01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,929 You piece of shit and fuck you. 1113 01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:10,065 -Let go! -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1114 01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:12,067 It's all right, it's all right, it's OK... 1115 01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:15,070 Come on, come on, just sit down, all right. 1116 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,674 See, you're not gonna hit me. 1117 01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,909 Are you? 1118 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:23,879 'Cause you know that I'm all you've got in the world. 1119 01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,381 OK. Maybe I've been 1120 01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,316 too hard on you, I will concede that. 1121 01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,019 But let's just put all that behind us, you know. 1122 01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:35,223 Like, bygones under the bridge and all that shit, right? 1123 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:40,328 It's time to recognize we've gotta get the band back together. 1124 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:43,832 Here we go. Now, let momma bird feed her young. 1125 01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:48,336 Good. There. 1126 01:01:53,711 --> 01:01:56,278 [grunts] 1127 01:01:56,980 --> 01:01:58,947 [chuckles] 1128 01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,817 No, no, it's not breaking and entering, if it's my mattress! 1129 01:02:01,819 --> 01:02:04,886 [yelling indistinct] 1130 01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,155 -Paulie, what the hell? -Turn around, all right. 1131 01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:09,124 Can't you see we're in a rebuilding phase here? 1132 01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:10,759 Jesus Christ, man, leave her alone. 1133 01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:12,294 Be somewhere else. 1134 01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:14,296 Hey, what don't you understand? 1135 01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:15,897 I will carve a doodle in your face 1136 01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:18,734 and it will be by accident, all right? 1137 01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:25,040 I'm... I'm sorry, what the fuck are you looking at? 1138 01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:27,275 Hmm? 1139 01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,914 Oh, yeah, there you go. 1140 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,951 Slink away, you pussy-ass piece of shit. 1141 01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:37,919 Fucking Eeyore looking motherfucker. 1142 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:39,387 [groans] 1143 01:02:42,025 --> 01:02:44,493 [grunting] 1144 01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:48,764 OK... 1145 01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:51,333 [mumbling] 1146 01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,501 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1147 01:02:52,503 --> 01:02:55,937 -[groaning] -Oh, God. 1148 01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:59,241 One second, one second, one second, one second... 1149 01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,176 Wait, wait, wait. 1150 01:03:01,945 --> 01:03:03,378 [groans] 1151 01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:07,249 [panting] 1152 01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:15,857 -I thought you ran off. -Came back. 1153 01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:18,493 It's not every day I get to see you not be a pussy. 1154 01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:20,962 All right, Paul, you need to... [yelps] 1155 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,130 Fuck, Jesus. 1156 01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,832 -[groans] -Oh, fuck. 1157 01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,803 Oh! Oh, fuck is something to know about. 1158 01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:29,137 What do you wanna do with this fuck face? 1159 01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:30,972 [groaning] 1160 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,542 I don't know. I mean, we've got a corkscrew. 1161 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,010 -Oh, yeah. -[Lacie] Hacksaw. 1162 01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:36,545 Chablis! Oh, thank God. 1163 01:03:36,547 --> 01:03:39,414 Go, go, go, pow, sick these fuckers, get 'em. 1164 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:40,882 Fuck 'em up. 1165 01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,953 Can I get a white Russian, Kevin? 1166 01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:47,189 Yes, yes, you may. 1167 01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:50,158 Fuck, can you fucking... 1168 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,863 Hey, hey. 1169 01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:57,432 You will never fuck with anyone in this bar again. 1170 01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:59,601 You will never carry that knife ever again. 1171 01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:01,837 And you will never touch Lacie ever again. 1172 01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:03,471 I can't really control my touches, so... 1173 01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:08,210 Oh, fuck, fuck, OK, OK, OK, no more bad touches. 1174 01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,378 [Lacie] And another thing... 1175 01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:14,516 This here is my golden chap. 1176 01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,384 Handshake. 1177 01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:19,888 This here is my golden handshake. 1178 01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:23,258 That's it? 1179 01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,127 You're not gonna claw my face or bash my balls in 1180 01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:28,396 or anything like that? 1181 01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:31,166 -Nope. -Really? 1182 01:04:33,203 --> 01:04:35,937 [groaning] 1183 01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:37,873 All right, wait, wait, wait, please. 1184 01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:40,542 Just give me, just let me say this, all right. 1185 01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:44,012 I know that I tried too hard, that's always been my problem, 1186 01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:47,415 but, you know maybe it's because... 1187 01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,651 I'm scared that people aren't gonna like me-- 1188 01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:53,221 -Get your shit together. -Thank you, all right. 1189 01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,556 That's fair. 1190 01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,124 [Owen] How you doing, you all right? 1191 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:58,460 [Lacie] No, I smell like a garbage truck. 1192 01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:00,262 -OK. -[Kevin] Wow! 1193 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:03,265 You kind of did something for someone else there. 1194 01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,066 I'm proud of you, brother. 1195 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,368 Fifty bucks! 1196 01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,137 What? 1197 01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,506 -Fifty bucks. -Told you I'd make you fuck that napkin, bro. 1198 01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:15,277 Oh, fuck you, for real? You're gonna hold me to that? 1199 01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:19,080 Uh, hold you to a promise you made your brother, yeah. 1200 01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:22,484 No, no, don't do that. Don't emphasize promise and brother 1201 01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:24,052 like it means something to you. 1202 01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:26,054 Look, you wanted me gone. 1203 01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:30,058 This is... now you got it, this is your going away gift. 1204 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:34,562 My going gift is you leaving and me paying for half? 1205 01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:36,131 You're welcome. 1206 01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:37,432 That... fuck you, 1207 01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,000 that doesn't make any fucking sense. 1208 01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,036 Owen, I only said that I... 1209 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,407 You know what, fine, go. 1210 01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:50,412 You wanna go, fucking go, get out of my fucking bar, you fucking prick. 1211 01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:53,715 I hope your bus flips and you fucking die. 1212 01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,584 You know, this is like, this is like having a cyst removed. 1213 01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:59,454 This is like having a skin tag burned off. 1214 01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,724 This is like being born a hunchback and the doctor saying, 1215 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,993 "Kevin, guess what, we cured that shit. 1216 01:06:04,995 --> 01:06:06,494 Here you go, hump gone." 1217 01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,096 "What, I don't have to walk around 1218 01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:12,534 with this fucking lump on my back anymore?" 1219 01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:14,970 "Nope, that's gone, that'll be 50 bucks." 1220 01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:18,707 Well, that's a fucking deal. That is a fucking bargain. 1221 01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:21,076 That's the best money I've ever spent. 1222 01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,111 So, good fucking riddance. 1223 01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,318 [Rummy] We've gotta have a goodbye drink. 1224 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,354 [Kevin] Hey? 1225 01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:33,355 Kev, I'm buying. 1226 01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:35,223 I'm buying a round. 1227 01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:38,226 No, I'm buying. 1228 01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,628 -Wow. -[Kevin] Nothing but the best. 1229 01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:53,641 To new starts. 1230 01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:58,246 Cheers. 1231 01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,551 What the fuck is that? 1232 01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:07,522 Some asshole replaced it with soda pop. 1233 01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,161 Gonna miss you. 1234 01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:19,567 I tell you, I am not gonna miss this fucking city. 1235 01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:21,536 Man, all the honking and hustling, 1236 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,638 I don't care how gross that house is. 1237 01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,341 All the fucking cat shit is better than this fucking place. 1238 01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:27,642 Fuck you, city! 1239 01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:32,313 ¶ 'Cause I know I'm done here ¶ 1240 01:07:32,315 --> 01:07:33,815 [muttering] 1241 01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:36,217 Hey, give me the money for a second. 1242 01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,419 Over my dead murdered body. 1243 01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:38,586 No, look, I just wanna a toonie. 1244 01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,088 All right, it's a hundred bucks in there, 1245 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,122 we've got two bucks extra. 1246 01:07:41,124 --> 01:07:42,290 I just want a toonie, that's it, 1247 01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:43,758 just give me... a toonie. 1248 01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:50,298 -OK, just give me... -Wait, no, fuck you back on. 1249 01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:53,468 I know what you want, Boozy, half this fucking toonie is mine. 1250 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:56,271 I don't want to buy booze with the toonie, asshole. 1251 01:07:56,273 --> 01:08:00,742 I just wanna go and I just wanna do something real quick. 1252 01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:06,781 Besides you ever been drunk on a bus? It's the fucking worst. 1253 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,118 ¶ This time ¶ 1254 01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,589 ¶ Won't leave all this behind ¶ 1255 01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:20,428 ¶ Yeah, I won't leave all this behind ¶ 1256 01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:25,266 ¶ Leave all this behind ¶ 1257 01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:38,313 Oh, man, thanks so much, that's great. 1258 01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:39,848 Whoa, whoa, what are you doing? 1259 01:08:39,850 --> 01:08:41,316 [groans] 1260 01:08:41,318 --> 01:08:43,184 [upbeat rock music] 1261 01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:44,586 Motherfuckers! 1262 01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,290 ¶ I'm saved ¶ 1263 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,293 ¶ Right on time ¶ 1264 01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,362 ¶ I looked up to the Lord above ¶ 1265 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:57,332 ¶ And I finally see some light ¶ 1266 01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,300 ¶ I'm saved ¶ 1267 01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,669 ¶ May I have some wine? ¶ 1268 01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:03,805 ¶ It's been a long lonely road ¶ 1269 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:09,177 ¶ And I'll leave it all behind ¶ 1270 01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:14,516 ¶ Ooh ¶ 1271 01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,653 ¶ Save me ¶ 1272 01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:30,565 What time is it? 1273 01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:32,834 Let me just check my Casio here... 1274 01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,235 How the fuck should I know? 1275 01:09:34,237 --> 01:09:35,737 Your made-up watch is a Casio? 1276 01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:37,605 Way to dream big. 1277 01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,441 [man] Fuck you. 1278 01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:43,645 Yeah, fuck you, too. It's 12:30. 1279 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:46,314 What? 1280 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,350 We leave in 20 minutes. 1281 01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:56,524 OK. Yeah, OK, that's... soon. 1282 01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,726 Yeah, I mean, good, right? 1283 01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:01,396 I mean, I hate waiting for stuff. 1284 01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:03,431 Yeah, me too. 1285 01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,568 Leave this shithole behind. 1286 01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:09,270 -New start. -Yeah, everything different. 1287 01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:11,906 -Different everything. -Sorry, excuse us. 1288 01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:14,676 -[woman] Hi. -Hi, yeah we're sorry to bother you. 1289 01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,545 We're looking for Union Station, but we got confused. 1290 01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,882 -We're late for our train. -You see this a bus station, 1291 01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:24,519 but apparently the trains go into Union Station, I guess. 1292 01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:26,254 Could you show us where that is on the map? 1293 01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:30,325 -Yeah. -Yeah, sure thing, guys. 1294 01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,561 OK, you're right here on the corner of fuck you and figure it out yourself. 1295 01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,464 Oh, yeah, and you know what else you should check out while you're in town? 1296 01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:39,367 It's called the brain clinic, so you can figure out how fucking stupid you are. 1297 01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,302 You can't read a fucking map. 1298 01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:43,871 Yeah, also, check out the shoe museum while you're here. 1299 01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:46,674 -Why the shoe museum? -'Cause it's for fucking losers! 1300 01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:47,875 -Jesus Christ! -Oh. 1301 01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:48,977 I'm sorry. 1302 01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:50,378 No, you know what, forget it. 1303 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,813 Don't worry about it. 1304 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,615 You and this city deserve each other. 1305 01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:56,417 -Way to represent. -Oh, OK, yeah, yeah. 1306 01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:59,320 -We deserve each other. -Fuck you. 1307 01:10:59,889 --> 01:11:01,489 Way to represent. 1308 01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:02,624 Fucking we deserve each other, 1309 01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:03,758 what does that even mean? 1310 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,326 Represent what? 1311 01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:06,628 Represent getting the fuck out of here, baby. 1312 01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:08,496 I'll fucking represent these nuts. 1313 01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:10,732 [mumbling] 1314 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:11,833 You know what? 1315 01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,901 That is just unbelievable. 1316 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:16,971 [talking indistinct] 1317 01:11:25,548 --> 01:11:26,781 You know what, fuck this. 1318 01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,917 -Hey. -Hey, hey, map guys. 1319 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:32,287 We're gonna help you with your stupid problem. 1320 01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,022 Come on, we'll show you where to go, we promise. 1321 01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:35,923 -Yeah, yeah. -We promise, we're not gonna bite. 1322 01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:37,992 -OK, thank you. -OK. 1323 01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:39,927 Right, you're here. 1324 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,529 You wanna go down to Bay and Front, 1325 01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:43,898 -that's it, home free. -Bam. Bam. 1326 01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,933 -Oh, thank you so much. -Amazing! 1327 01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:47,935 -Yeah, yeah, yeah. -You two are amazing, 1328 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,070 good luck in all your future endeavors. 1329 01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:51,939 -Take care. -Bye. 1330 01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:54,008 We showed them. 1331 01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:57,645 [laughing] 1332 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,681 -Who showed who? -Mm-hmm. 1333 01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,050 -Yeah. OK. -OK. 1334 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,852 Two tickets to Brockville, please? 1335 01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:06,454 Ninety-eight bucks, right? 1336 01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:10,325 Uh, yes, that's correct. 1337 01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:15,363 Dude, do you have the envelope? 1338 01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:18,666 -I... No, I don't... -I don't have it. 1339 01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,668 -So, obviously-- -Are you fucking serious? 1340 01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,904 -Sir. -Don't, no... 1341 01:12:22,906 --> 01:12:25,640 No, no, no, I must have given it to you, I must have given it to you. 1342 01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:27,008 -What do you mean? -I must have given it... 1343 01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,194 No, you said I was too stupid to carry it, remember? 1344 01:12:29,195 --> 01:12:31,379 -You said over your dead little body, you said. -Yeah, no, I don't have it. 1345 01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,613 -I don't have it. -You just had it! 1346 01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:34,749 I don't have it now! 1347 01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:39,754 Oh, no, no, no, no. 1348 01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:41,823 Those dumb tourists, fuck. 1349 01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:44,025 When... when we were showing them the map. 1350 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:47,395 Sir, could you and your girlfriend please step aside 1351 01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:49,397 so that I'll be available to assist people 1352 01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:51,666 who are actually going somewhere. 1353 01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:04,145 -You dumb fuck. -Oh, like you sniffed out them. 1354 01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,948 -Stupid dumb fuck. -OK, I'm stupid and dumb. 1355 01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,783 That's a real one-two punch. 1356 01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,752 Oh, what about the one-two punch 1357 01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:12,553 of me punching you and then punching you again? 1358 01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,088 Oh, now you're a rough houser? 1359 01:13:14,090 --> 01:13:16,891 Wow, you throw one half a bike, at one guy, one time! 1360 01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,660 -To save you! -You didn't save shit! 1361 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,462 [laughs] You are shit. 1362 01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:23,431 I knew it the moment that you stiffed me on that hand job. 1363 01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,032 You stiffed me on that hand job! 1364 01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,602 Oh, OK, yeah, my poor penis, my poor little penis. 1365 01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,537 You are the least valuable player here, LVP! 1366 01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,974 No, LVP you! I am the hustler, you are the fuck up. 1367 01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,176 You are the weak link, I am the brains. 1368 01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:37,078 You know what, those losers were right about you, 1369 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,480 you belong to this city 'cause you're both assholes. 1370 01:13:39,482 --> 01:13:41,983 Me? You should marry this shit suck city, 1371 01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,718 you're perfect for each other! 1372 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,721 -You know what, fuck you! -Fuck you, you! 1373 01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,939 OK, OK, ready, go. 1374 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,542 -Dog-napping. -You're an idiot. 1375 01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,076 Oops, no wait, that's three words, 1376 01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,645 does that mess up the brainstorming? 1377 01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:12,180 I'm just saying rich people have dogs, 1378 01:14:12,182 --> 01:14:14,115 you take one and you leave a note. 1379 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,017 What are you guys talking about? 1380 01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:18,019 Oh, we're gonna buy the bar popcorn machine, 1381 01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,787 it's gonna solve all our problems. 1382 01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,222 We can't afford a popcorn machine. 1383 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,090 Duh, that's why we're stealing a dog. 1384 01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,126 Wait, how we will know where to send the ransom note? 1385 01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,662 Ooh, right, OK, so we leave the note. 1386 01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,630 How will they contact us? 1387 01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,798 Right. 1388 01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,067 You could get a PO box. 1389 01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:36,471 Yes, Kevin coming through with the big ideas. 1390 01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:38,940 I love it. That's totally what we're gonna do, 1391 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,042 we're getting ourselves a PO box, done, bam. 1392 01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:44,545 Except you can't afford one and you don't know what it is. 1393 01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:46,547 Right. 1394 01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,083 What about a meat truck? 1395 01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,152 I like... well, I need more information. 1396 01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,187 I see one everyday down the street at the butchers. 1397 01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,989 When the guy goes in to make his delivery, 1398 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,024 we just sneak right in there and steal a side of beef. 1399 01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,026 Wait, who is gonna buy a side of beef? 1400 01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:01,028 [Paulie] How much? 1401 01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,832 -[Lacie] Twenty bucks. -Yeah, I'd buy that. 1402 01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,901 [Lacie] See, Cerebral would buy it. 1403 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:09,237 I mean, Paul. 1404 01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,640 Thank you. 1405 01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:15,643 Can you top up my White Russian, Kevin? 1406 01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:17,612 [Kevin] Yep. 1407 01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:18,846 [Lacie] I'll get it. 1408 01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,181 Lacie'll get it. 1409 01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,149 You know who's really asking for it? 1410 01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,919 You know that black kid selling chocolate almonds. 1411 01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:26,153 He's gotta have, like, 50 bucks on him. 1412 01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,022 Oh, down on... Sherborne. 1413 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,624 -Yeah, yeah. -That kid's a shark. 1414 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,892 Right? 1415 01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:54,882 We could do that map scam? 1416 01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,984 Pretend that we're tourists. 1417 01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:01,589 Nobody'd believe it. 1418 01:16:01,591 --> 01:16:03,558 [guitar strumming] 1419 01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:09,664 Motherfuck. 1420 01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:14,168 ¶ Undertaker, take me under ¶ 1421 01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:19,574 [Lacie] How about we charge people to enter the public pool? 1422 01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:22,810 [Owen] Oh, yeah, 'cause they think... 1423 01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:24,679 They won't know that it's not free. 1424 01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:26,280 It just says public, it doesn't say free, motherfucker. 1425 01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,082 [Lacie] Wait, we'll put on uniforms... 1426 01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:34,655 ¶ Undertake, take me under oceans of oil ¶ 1427 01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:38,793 ¶ I'll be throwing a thousand blades of grass ¶ 1428 01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:41,295 ¶ Through the soil ¶ 1429 01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:48,135 ¶ Even though we're all gonna die here ¶ 1430 01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:54,241 ¶ You're my kind, dear ¶ 1431 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,844 -But do we make the pierogi's? -No, yeah, yeah, 1432 01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,879 we don't even have to put anything in them that's the whole thing. 1433 01:16:58,881 --> 01:17:00,848 Well, then it's not a fucking pierogi, it's a piece of dough. 1434 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,016 No. 1435 01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:04,919 [Lacie] Whoa, what the fuck? 1436 01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:12,093 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't... don't touch me. 1437 01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:15,029 OK. "To whom it may concern, Please take good care 1438 01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:16,998 of my precious little darling. She is the light of my life, 1439 01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,332 I know you will give her a better..." 1440 01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,967 Yeah, OK, buddy. 1441 01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:23,104 Yeah, cool, asshole. What? 1442 01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,805 Who are you? 1443 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:30,811 Oh, yeah. OK, cool, bro, yeah, go be fucking cute. 1444 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:34,315 -Oh, fuck your cute face. -You motherfucker. Goddamn you. 1445 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,250 -You fucking cute-faced, bitch. -You look at me... 1446 01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:38,919 -Don't... Stop, stop, stop! -No, no, no, don't do that. 1447 01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,855 Goddammit, do not play me. I play you now. 1448 01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,423 I love your fucking stupid bitch face. 1449 01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,358 We're gonna fucking take of you, see how you like that. 1450 01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,160 [Lacie] Oh, yeah, fuck your mom. 1451 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:52,266 ¶ Undertaker, take me under oceans of oil ¶ 1452 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,837 ¶ I'll be throwing a thousand blades of grass ¶ 1453 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:59,340 ¶ Through the soil ¶ 1454 01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:06,147 ¶ Even though we're all gonna die here ¶ 1455 01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:12,720 ¶ You're my kind, dear ¶ 1456 01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:22,697 ¶ Dandelion, blow my seed out into the sun ¶ 1457 01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:29,370 ¶ I'll take the breeze to bake sales to see everyone ¶ 1458 01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:36,043 ¶ Even though we're all gonna die here ¶ 1459 01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:43,050 ¶ You're my kind, dear ¶ 1460 01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:19,453 ¶ Several billion people living under the stars ¶ 1461 01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:21,822 ¶ Most you'll never meet ¶ 1462 01:19:21,824 --> 01:19:26,026 ¶ They'll never know who you are ¶ 1463 01:19:26,028 --> 01:19:33,033 ¶ Even though they're all gonna die here ¶ 1464 01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:42,810 ¶ You're their kind, dear ¶ 1465 01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:49,483 ¶ You're their kind, dear ¶ 1466 01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:56,090 ¶ You're their kind ¶ 1467 01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:59,059 ¶ Dear ¶ 1468 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,328 ¶ Whoo ¶ 103491

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