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Mom, I thought you were gonna
stop staying up all night
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watching
the Home Shopping Channel.
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The mailman just dropped off
a Fussy Fido Dog Food Maker.
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Esther, look.
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Oh, this turns
ordinary table scraps
into gourmet delicacies.
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Plus, you know,
it's good for mulch.
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Mom, Esther eats dead bugs
off the floor.
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Why do you keep
buying all this?
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Oh, because it's hard
to sleep without Riley.
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I'm a woman.
I have needs.
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So I shop on TV.
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(knock on door)
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Appliances are not
a substitute for love.
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Yeah, well, actually,
I've had some‐‐
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No, no, no, no,
no, no.
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Hi, cuzy.
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Hi, honey. Mwah.
How ya feeling?
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You know, OK. Did you
bring me my medicine?
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Of course. We got
éclairs, napoleons,
jelly donuts...
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And here's
the 6 brownies
ya asked for.
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Oh, yeah. Well, you know,
the kid's gotta eat.
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Mmm, brownies.
Finally some real food.
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Ever since she bought
the Rip Van Winkle
Slow Cooker,
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we eat every 43 hours.
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Franny, when are ya
gonna call Riley?
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I'm not going to.
I broke up with him
for his own good.
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Yeah, you wanna tell me
how that works again?
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He's 28 years old.
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He should be gettin' married
and havin' babies.
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Mom, what is this?
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Oh, I vacuum‐sealed
your clothes
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with my
new air sucker
garment saver.
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Where are all my coats,
shoes, my blouses?
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All in there, honey.
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Well, good, because I need
stuff in there to wear
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for me and becca's
talent‐show audition.
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What are you doing?
I sing.
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Yeah, and I wear
this cute halter top
and a leather skirt,
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fishnet stockings
and mid‐calf boots,
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and I play tambourine.
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Think I wanna sing a ballad,
something I can get into,
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like "Wishing You Were Here."
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Oh...
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Or maybe "Can't Smile
Without You."
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(gasps)
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No, or "All By Myself."
Yeah.
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Does anybody
want an éclair?
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No? OK.
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Fran, this is ridiculous.
You are going to call Riley.
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No, I'm not. And stop
saying his name.
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It's hard enough for me
to stop thinking about him.
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The other day,
I watched the news
and I burst into tears.
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Why?
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It was
The O'Reilly Factor.
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Oh, Riley.
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This Napoleon
looks great. Mmm.
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Meanwhile, Meryl,
if you wanna keep Danny,
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I'd lighten up
on the Napoleons there,
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or you're
gonna end up like‐‐
how should I put this‐‐
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the girl who gets lucky
when the bar is closing.
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Franny, I'm pregnant.
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Well, duh. I was wondering
when you were gonna tell me.
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You just had the hysterectomy,
and I didn't wanna, like,
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rub my womb in your face.
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Is it Danny's?
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No, it's the cast
of Riverdance.
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Of course it's Danny's.
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Since you and Riley
fixed us up,
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I didn't know how you'd feel
if I told you I was having
a baby and...
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Gettin' married.
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You're getting married?
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That's great.
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That's really great.
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Thank you,
Tissue Buddy 4000.
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ Feel beautiful
right now ♪
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♪ For the first time
in a long time ♪
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♪ I'm letting my hair down ♪
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♪ And life ♪
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♪ Gets better every day ♪
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♪ Though it seems
so complicated ♪
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♪ We're gonna work it out ♪
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♪ Whatever comes our way ♪
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Josh said we got
about an hour before
Fran comes home,
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so we go in,
pick up my drill,
and we get out.
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When we're talking to Josh,
everything's cool with me.
I'm doing great.
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Yeah, but you're not.
You're mess.
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Why don't you call her,
tell her you want her back?
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That only works
if I broke up with her.
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We gotta do somethin'
'cause you teared up
like a little girl last night
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watching Terminator 2.
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(ding dong)
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That robot
was the only father
that kid ever knew.
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Hi, Josh.
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Josh, I decided to cancel
my bikini wax
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'cause it's right by
my hysterectomy scar
and I‐‐Riley!
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Josh.
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Anyway, it was great
catchin' up.
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Josh said you wouldn't be here,
so I came to pick up my drill.
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Oh, OK.
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Isn't this usually when you
go to your Pilates class?
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I didn't really ever
go to Pilates class.
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I used to say I did
so I could pretend
to be sore,
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and then you'd massage me.
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Where'd you go?
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You know, there's always
a wine tasting somewhere.
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(both chuckle)
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I should get my drill.
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OK.
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How's he really doin'?
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He's a basket case.
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Watched a rerun of The Nanny
and got all sad
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'cause she reminded him of you.
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That is so sweet.
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But her voice...
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Fran, it's really
cluttered down there.
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Why do you need a life‐size
Manger‐Matic Nativity Scene?
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Did you get that
on the shopping channel?
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'cause I got the Miracle
Mayonnaise Maker,
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and it already
paid for itself.
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So...I guess
I'll see ya.
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Yeah, I guess.
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What do you mean
you guess?
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You're gonna see each other
at our engagement party.
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Yeah, and, you know,
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maybe we can sit
together or somethin'.
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Oh, um, I'm sorry, Riley,
but I'm gonna have a date.
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Oh. When I said
together,
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I didn't mean
at the same table.
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I meant, like,
at the same time.
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We should go.
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You're dating already,
'cause that's really co‐‐
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what are you looking at?
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I didn't invite Riley over
so you could confront him,
find closure,
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and I could stop
living off brownies
and cocktail olives.
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Frankly, I don't appreciate
the accusation.
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Well, thanks to you, I now
have to find myself a date.
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Why?
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Why? Because he wants to sit
next to me at cousin Meryl's
engagement party.
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Do you know
how frickin' irresistible
I'm gonna look that night?
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Josh, you know
I broke up with him
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for his own good.
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Yeah, I heard ya
the last hundred times
you said it.
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You don't want Riley
to waste his life.
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OK, fine, maybe I did it
a little bit for me, too.
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What is going to happen to me
in 20 years
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when he decides to dump me?
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He'll go to a younger woman
and start a new family
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while I'll be back
in the meat market
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trying to hide
my expiration date.
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So where are ya gonna find
a date in 2 days?
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Listen, there are plenty
of single men that shop
at the supermarket,
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and they're always looking for
beautiful, sophisticated women,
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especially when
you're not wearing a bra
in the frozen‐food aisle.
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Is there anything
she won't say in front of me?
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♪ Memories ♪
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♪ May be beautiful
and yet ♪
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♪ What's too painful
to remember ♪
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♪ We simply
choose to forget ♪
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♪ So it's the laughter ♪
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♪ We will remember ♪
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♪ Whenever we remember ♪
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♪ The way we were ♪
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Can you believe I've only been
playing tambourine for, what,
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like, a year?
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And you were
magnificent.
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Thank you, daddy.
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You could be
Simon and Garfunkel,
Hall and Oates,
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or any other duo
where both members
are equally talented.
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Are you OK, Fran?
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Is my mascara running?
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No.
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Then I'm fine!
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Franny, I had no idea
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you were this sensitive.
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Did you cry like this
when we split up?
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Only when the champagne cork
hit me in the eye.
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Oh, well, you can't
see the scar.
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The crow's feet
hide it nicely.
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You know, ted,
you should
be nicer to me,
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'cause when you had
your heart attack,
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I was supposed to
go for a manicure,
but I didn't go,
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'cause you said
you were gonna die,
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and meanwhile,
here ya are.
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Oh, Franny...
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Oh, Meryl,
it's so unfair.
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You're pregnant.
You can't even
drink with me.
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Not true.
There are new rules.
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Now you are allowed
one glass of wine a day.
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Oh, good.
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No, I had mine
with breakfast already.
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What's with you?
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I can't get over
how good Becca is.
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Did you know that
she writes songs, too?
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Do we know anybody
in the music industry?
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Danny has a cousin
in the business.
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I'm not sure what he does,
but he's got a gun,
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so he must be
pretty high up there.
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Could I get his number?
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What are you,
her manager?
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Why not? Believe it or not,
I'm actually willing
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to give up my exciting career
scraping bubble gum
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off copies of Deuce Bigalow:
European Gigolo.
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You don't need his number.
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He's gonna be at
the engagement party on Friday.
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Oh, that's great.
Becca's gotta sing.
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That's a great idea.
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Wait a minute. All of
a sudden, you're planning
my engagement party?
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Meryl, the boy
is excited.
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Let the girl sing
for your cousin
with the gun.
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OK, fine, she can sing.
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All right, thank you.
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So, franny, how did your date
go in the freezer aisle?
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You find one?
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No, I crapped out.
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Plus, I had to
stand for an hour
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in front of
the rotisserie chickens
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just to thaw out
my nipples.
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Ooh.
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What are you gonna do?
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I dunno. I guess I'm gonna
have to find some guy
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who's easy on the eyes,
that has zero expectations
of me sleeping with him.
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OK, Fran, I'm gonna
take Allison. I'll drop her
tomorrow about noon.
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Unless, of course, you're gonna
be at Chuck E. Cheese
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trolling for a new boyfriend.
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Ya know, Ted...
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What are you doing
Friday night?
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Fran, are you sure
you didn't invite me here
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just so you could
make Riley jealous?
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Oh, right, ted.
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I was trying
to make Riley jealous,
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so I invited some
middle‐aged English guy
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with a bad ticker
and a body that looks
like boiled chicken.
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Now, listen,
you just better be
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on your best behavior,
because you owe me.
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If I hadn't‐‐
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yes, I know.
You saved my life.
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That's right.
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Yeah, well, I think
spending an evening
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pretending to enjoy
your company makes us even.
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Oh, here's Riley.
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OK, now just remember‐‐
act like when
we were dating...
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Only get your hands
off my ass.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
I was headed for your back,
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00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:09,790
but it seems the landscape's
shifted a bit
since my last visit.
246
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,561
Oh, hi, Riley.
247
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,830
Hey, Fran. Ted.
248
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,131
Riley.
249
00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,033
Well, I'm off to the bar.
250
00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:22,035
Sea breeze for you,
darling?
251
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:27,340
And Riley, I'll see
if they've got your
favorite juice box.
252
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:32,278
So you and Ted,
you're here together?
253
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,080
YeS. Yes, we are.
254
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:35,916
You know, we're
taking it slow,
255
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,283
but it sort of makes sense.
256
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,185
I mean, he's the father
of my children,
257
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,188
and we have a lot
of history together.
258
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:44,490
You should really
do the same thing.
259
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,627
Get out there.
Find somebody.
260
00:13:46,627 --> 00:13:48,361
Hey, there.
261
00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:50,931
Well, that was quick.
262
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,498
Fran, this is Rene.
263
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,634
Hi.
Hi.
264
00:13:53,634 --> 00:13:56,469
Fran and i, well,
we used to date.
265
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,905
You're kidding.
266
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:03,076
I don't hear
anyone laughing.
267
00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:04,277
I'm just saying...
268
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:08,582
It's a coincidence
that we're all here
at the same time.
269
00:14:08,582 --> 00:14:10,216
Oh, really?
Is that what you meant?
270
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:12,152
'cause it sure
sounded to me like,
271
00:14:12,152 --> 00:14:15,622
Ooh, Riley used to date
an old lady with no uterus.
272
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,623
I didn't say‐‐
273
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:20,026
Hey, we all
heard ya, sister.
274
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:25,231
So in closing,
275
00:14:25,231 --> 00:14:26,633
I don't know
if you noticed,
276
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:27,568
but Meryl's pregnant,
277
00:14:27,568 --> 00:14:31,071
and when I find the guy,
I'm gonna kill him.
278
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,238
I feel nauseous.
279
00:14:32,238 --> 00:14:35,441
I'm nauseous, too,
but you wanted him
to make the speech.
280
00:14:35,441 --> 00:14:37,511
No, I mean
because of the baby.
281
00:14:37,511 --> 00:14:41,515
You know what?
You're gonna have
to read my speech.
282
00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:42,282
What?
283
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:45,018
Anyway, here's
to my beloved Meryl,
284
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,953
who is in every way
285
00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:50,290
as good as
I'll ever do.
286
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,159
I'm sure she has
something to say
287
00:14:53,159 --> 00:14:55,195
about our
upcoming marriage.
288
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:58,398
I think I'm gonna puke!
289
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,334
Oh. Oh.
290
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,104
OK, everyone.
291
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,039
WelL...
292
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:07,207
Ahem. Hi.
293
00:15:07,207 --> 00:15:10,076
Yeah, my cousin Meryl
was supposed to make
a speech now,
294
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,046
but I guess
something came up.
295
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,681
Ha ha!
296
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:19,285
"To all outward appearances,
297
00:15:19,285 --> 00:15:22,055
Danny and I do not fit,
298
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:25,225
but we learned that
that doesn't matter,
299
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:30,030
thanks to Fran,
my dearest friend,
300
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,332
and Riley,
301
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,035
Danny's best friend.
302
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,202
They showed us
303
00:15:36,202 --> 00:15:40,541
that if you live for today
like they do,
304
00:15:40,541 --> 00:15:45,278
tomorrow will take care
of itself."
305
00:15:48,314 --> 00:15:49,115
Oh, hi, honey.
306
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,585
Now we have
a very special treat.
307
00:15:51,585 --> 00:15:55,421
There's a young lady
that gonna sing a song
308
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,591
for the bride and groom to be,
309
00:15:57,591 --> 00:16:00,093
so please give
a warm welcome
310
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,063
to Ms. Rebecca Grant.
311
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:17,310
So you think this is
the next pop diva, huh?
312
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,380
Oh, yeah. She
just turned 16.
313
00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,314
Whoa!
314
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:24,084
Kinda old, isn't she?
315
00:16:24,551 --> 00:16:25,652
OK, she's 12.
316
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,487
She'll lie
about her age.
317
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:30,156
My mom will coach her.
318
00:16:34,060 --> 00:16:36,797
♪ At last ♪
319
00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:41,367
♪ My love has come along ♪
320
00:16:41,367 --> 00:16:46,740
♪ My lonely days are over ♪
321
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:52,245
♪ Life is like a song ♪
322
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,647
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
323
00:16:53,647 --> 00:16:56,282
Where are you going?
She just started singing.
324
00:16:56,282 --> 00:16:59,185
Home. I thought I could
handle seeing you tonight,
325
00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,654
but I can't.
326
00:17:03,624 --> 00:17:07,694
♪ My heart was wrapped
up in clover ♪
327
00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:12,699
♪ The night I
looked at you... ♪
328
00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,500
Am I interrupting
something?
329
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:16,302
Hey, Riley.
330
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,437
What's going on?
331
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,372
We were just
talking, mate.
332
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:20,741
Yeah, right.
333
00:17:20,741 --> 00:17:21,808
What the hell
are you doing
334
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:22,776
hitting on
another woman
335
00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:23,610
when you've
got Fran?
336
00:17:23,610 --> 00:17:25,579
Do you have any idea
how lucky you are?
337
00:17:25,579 --> 00:17:27,313
Riley‐‐
I'm not finished.
338
00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,516
I don't know why
she kicked me out,
339
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,717
but fine.
That's her choice.
340
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,153
You hurt her,
I swear I'll kill you.
341
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:36,222
OK, darling. This might be
a good time to speak up.
342
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:41,261
Oh, Riley. I'm not
getting back together
with Ted.
343
00:17:41,261 --> 00:17:43,764
But please, don't let
that stop you
344
00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:46,466
from killing him!
345
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,368
This is my favorite
part of the song,
346
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:49,703
where Becca
gets interrupted
347
00:17:49,703 --> 00:17:50,804
by you guys
talking about‐‐
348
00:17:50,804 --> 00:17:52,305
What was it again?
Oh, yeah.
349
00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:55,108
Nobody cares.
350
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:56,943
For god sakes, Fran,
351
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,445
would you please
tell Riley the truth
352
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:00,313
before he gets all farm boy
353
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:04,751
and throws himself
under a wheat combine.
354
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,352
Tell me what?
What's he talking about?
355
00:18:06,352 --> 00:18:08,655
OK, enough.
Listen, Riley‐‐
356
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,556
Josh!
357
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:10,857
She broke up
with you
358
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,858
because she thought
you were gonna dump her
when she got older,
359
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:15,328
and then something about
a meat market. Anyway...
360
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,798
The point is shut up!
361
00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,804
See you home
in the Ferrari?
362
00:18:23,804 --> 00:18:25,639
Sure.
363
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,440
Why didn't you
tell me the truth?
364
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:30,343
Because you were
just going to say
that I was wrong
365
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:33,547
and you were never
gonna leave me
for a million years,
366
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:36,917
and I'm older,
and I know that someday
367
00:18:36,917 --> 00:18:40,654
you are going to feel
differently.
368
00:18:40,654 --> 00:18:42,322
Well, you are wrong,
369
00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:44,858
and why are we
talking about someday?
370
00:18:44,858 --> 00:18:46,492
What about today?
371
00:18:46,492 --> 00:18:49,530
I love you, Fran,
and I miss you.
372
00:18:49,530 --> 00:18:50,697
Don't you miss me?
373
00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,799
Every moment
of every day.
374
00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,468
Oh, I've spent
so much money
375
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,471
buying stupid stuff
on the shopping channel,
376
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,340
and I don't even
have anybody
377
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,544
to put it together.
378
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:07,247
And I still have
your Barbra Streisand CD
in my truck.
379
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:10,851
I play it all the time
because it reminds me of you.
380
00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:12,352
Really?
381
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,119
Ask my foreman.
382
00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:14,955
Last week, I gave him
a ride home
383
00:19:14,955 --> 00:19:18,491
and he invited me in
for cocktails.
384
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,194
OK.
385
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:24,531
You know what?
I'm gonna count to 3,
386
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,966
and if you're still here,
387
00:19:25,966 --> 00:19:27,868
I'm gonna kiss you.
388
00:19:27,868 --> 00:19:29,570
One...
389
00:19:37,811 --> 00:19:41,582
Well, you kiss
better than you count.
390
00:19:41,582 --> 00:19:44,785
I'm not taking
any more chances.
391
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,430
Why don't you
come back to my place
392
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:00,601
and have some cocktails
393
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:04,237
and then move
back in with me.
394
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:06,707
Nope.
395
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:09,610
Why no?
396
00:20:09,610 --> 00:20:11,778
'cause I'm not gonna go back
to the way things were, fran.
397
00:20:11,778 --> 00:20:15,782
I'm not gonna be
just some young guy
living in your house.
398
00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:18,685
That's Josh's job.
399
00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,487
Oh, Riley...
400
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:22,288
No.
401
00:20:22,288 --> 00:20:25,759
This time it's all
or nothing, babe.
402
00:20:27,661 --> 00:20:29,696
Fran...
403
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:32,866
Will you marry me?
404
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,702
Huh?
405
00:20:39,973 --> 00:20:44,444
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