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Oh, Riley,
I'm just so nervous
about this job interview.
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What do you think
about this outfit?
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Didn't you try
that on already?
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No!
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That was the white Versace
and the black Donna Karan.
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This is the white Dolce
and the black Gucci.
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Fran, you don't
have to dress up
to make an impression.
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I already told my boss
you're the most talented
decorator I know.
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Oh, that's so sweet.
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You're right.
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I can impress him
with other things
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like, uh...uh...
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Oh, I better put on
my traffic court
push‐up bra.
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Honey, what are you
so nervous about?
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Are you worried
you're gonna have
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a problem
working under me?
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No, I think
we both agree
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I do some
of my best work there.
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Josh, come on,
I never ask you
for anything.
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Not true.
Just last night,
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you asked me to eat
a certain bodily
by‐product and die.
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Mom‐‐
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You know, part of me
wants to know
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what you're
fighting about.
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And part of me
wants to know
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why I fought
for custody.
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Well, I want Josh
to tutor Becca
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so she doesn't
flunk english.
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'cause if she
flunks English,
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then she's gonna
be grounded.
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Then I won't have
a best friend.
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Oh, Allison,
you've lived
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without friends
all your life.
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Come on!
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Why does it have
to be me?
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Because Becca
asked for you.
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Josh, why don't you
just do it?
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I mean,
she's a sweet girl.
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And she's pretty,
don't you think?
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Mom, she's like 5 years
younger than me.
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Don't you think
that's a little creepy?
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Look who I'm asking.
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Um, her parents said
they'll pay you $25 an hour.
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Really? Do you think
this could turn into
a long‐term gig?
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I mean,
how stupid is she?
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That's the spirit.
Leave no child behind.
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Great, so I'll tell her
you'll do it.
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Can I give her
your cell phone number?
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No!
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Well, you should have
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said something sooner.
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Whoa, we gotta go, babe.
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All right,
I'll see you there.
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Oh, do we really have
to go in separate cars?
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Absolutely.
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I didn't tell him
we were a couple.
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I don't want my boss
to think
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that I'm just trying to
get my girlfriend a job.
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So remember‐‐
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I know.
No kissing, hugging,
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or touching
in front of the boss.
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Why don't you
try that at home?
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Why don't you try
paying rent?
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Oh, and by the way,
I told him
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that you have
20 years experience.
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20 years? He's never
gonna believe that.
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Sure he will, Fran.
Do the math.
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If you started
when you were‐‐
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Sweetie? Sweetie?
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Let's not fight on
the first day of work.
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♪ And I ♪
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♪ Feel beautiful
right now ♪
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♪ For the first time
in a long time ♪
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♪ I'm letting my hair down ♪
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♪ And life ♪
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♪ Gets better every day ♪
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♪ Though it seems
so complicated ♪
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♪ We're gonna work it out ♪
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♪ Whatever comes our way ♪
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Ah, Riley. Oh.
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Is this the young woman
you were telling me
about?
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Yes, it is.
This is Fran Reeves.
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Fran,
this is Mr. Markley.
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Call me Bryan.
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Hi, Bryan.
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You know, the way Riley
talks about you,
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I'm surprised
you were available.
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Oh, well, he talks
about me that way
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because he loves me‐‐
work.
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And me attitude?
Right, matey?
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So what do you think
of this den?
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Well...
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Be honest.
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Well, we all know
that women buy a house
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for the kitchen
and the bathroom,
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so I really think that
you have to make the den
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for the man.
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And Frankly, this room
is a floral nightmare.
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Unless the man of the house
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is sleeping with
another man of the house,
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we really gotta
butch it up.
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I'm listening.
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I would do a plasma TV
over there,
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I think this couch
should be made
out of leather,
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and I like
the fireplace,
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but you have got to get rid
of these fake logs
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because everyone knows
men like to build fires.
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At my house,
I never get to make one.
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Because there's my son
Josh and Rye‐‐
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bread is so delicious
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in front of a fire.
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So how old
is your son now?
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Twenty‐one.
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No.
Mm‐hmm.
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No one that makes
gucci look that good
has a son that old.
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(giggles)
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So, maybe we should get
back down to business?
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You know, my son's 24.
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Lives with my ex‐wife.
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Oh.
Yeah.
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Two years into law school,
he drops out to become
a tennis pro.
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Well, I know we're not
in competition,
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but my son dropped
out of med school,
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and now he works
at a video store
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part‐time.
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You know, I remember
when this whole area
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was the rego park
drive‐in movie theater.
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I used to go all the time
with my boyfriend.
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Yeah, I took a few
dates here myself.
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So what movies
did you see?
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There were movies there?
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Yeah,
I know what you mean.
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You know, sometimes
I have to rent
those same movies now
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to find out
what happens after
the opening credits.
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You know, apparently,
Jaws is not
a surfing movie.
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(cackles)
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Oh, you have
a charming laugh.
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Oh, come on!
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And check out
the rest of the house.
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(beeping)
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, I'm late for
my next appointment.
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But you know what?
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I got a good feeling
about you.
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Well, I got a good feeling
about you.
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I want you to be
my new boss.
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All right then.
We're on.
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All right.
And listen.
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Since we're gonna
work together,
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I'll want to have
some of your ideas.
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So you should give me
your phone number.
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Does your cell phone
have blue tooth?
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Well, yes, it does.
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Excuse me.
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Pardon me.
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Shall we synchronize
on 3?
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Okay.
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BOTH: 1, 2, 3...
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It was good for me.
Was it good for you?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't mind me.
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My cell phone just
likes to watch.
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Anyway, I'm starting
this new theme
restaurant downtown,
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and we're having
this opening,
so you should come.
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I mean, everything's
on the house,
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which means
that the martinis
are watered down
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and the crab cakes are
the size of a quarter.
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Well, thanks
for the heads‐up.
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I'll make sure I eat
before I come.
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Great, I look forward
to seeing you there.
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You come, too, Riley.
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Thank you so much,
Mr. Markley‐‐
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Bryan.
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Wow, that could not
have gone any better!
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But, you know,
if he wants me
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to be wearing gucci
skirts all the time,
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I'm gonna have
to ask for a raise.
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Aah, ha ha ha!
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You know,
my laugh is charming.
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Okay, let's go over
some poetry.
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Why don't you tell me
how many lines
are in a sonnet?
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What?
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I love
the way you chew.
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Yeah, thanks.
Up and down.
I invented that.
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See anybody else
doing that, it's mine.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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ok, that's it.
Your hour is up.
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I want another hour.
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But, Becca, we're supposed
to go to the mall.
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You should
come with us, Josh.
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We can go
to the photo booth
and take pictures
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and then go
to the food court,
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and I can watch
you chew some more.
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ok, you know what?
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I have got to get to my job
at the video store,
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and I always like to be...
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A couple hours early.
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Okay.
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Hi, doll, how's
the tutoring going?
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Well, if she sits
any closer to me,
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I'll have to use
all my tutoring money
to pay for bail.
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Don't even joke
about that.
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You wouldn't last a week
in prison.
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You know how you hate
people touching
your things.
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Thanks
for that, Mom.
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I'll go...
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Practice carving
a bar of soap
into a gun.
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What happened
after I left?
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Did you see Markley?
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Did he say anything
about me?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you call
and ask him?
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I'll give you his number.
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Oh, that's right,
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you already have
his number.
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"Oh, blue tooth,
let's go to a drive‐in."
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You're jealous.
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I'm not jealous.
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I just want
to kick his ass.
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Riley, you're acting
like a caveman.
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I have never seen
this side of you.
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Now let's get upstairs
and make some fire.
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Why didn't you just say
you had a boyfriend?
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You told me not to say
anything about you.
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You could've made
a guy up.
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Why? He didn't ask me
out on a date.
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I haven't made up a boyfriend
since I was in summer camp.
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Did you want me to give
myself a hickey, too?
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You know what, Fran?
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I'm not sure about
this working together.
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Are you crazy?
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This is great jobs
for both of us.
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We have to make
this work.
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I don't know.
I don't think
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I can just stand by
and watch him hit on you.
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Well, get over it.
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Men hit on me every day.
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You don't see me
complaining.
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Hey, Becca.
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Hello, Josh.
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You know what, Allison,
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why don't you
hang out for a while?
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Why?
Because...
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We don't spend enough
time together, sis.
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Okay.
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I did my assignment,
Josh.
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I wrote a poem.
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Great.
Read it to me.
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No, you read it.
250
00:10:01,668 --> 00:10:03,369
No, you read it.
No, you read it.
251
00:10:03,369 --> 00:10:04,971
No, you read it.
No‐‐
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Okay, give that to me.
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"He tries so hard
to avoid my gaze,
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it's clear
what's on his mind,
255
00:10:11,678 --> 00:10:13,680
wherever Josh
may hide his heart,
256
00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:17,083
i won't stop
till I find...
257
00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,719
it."
258
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:22,088
So did you understand
the poem, Josh?
259
00:10:22,088 --> 00:10:24,991
Yeah, Becca.
I think any court
in the land
260
00:10:24,991 --> 00:10:26,893
would understand
that poem.
261
00:10:26,893 --> 00:10:30,130
Becca, you're making
an idiot of yourself.
262
00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:33,066
Allison, do you
have to embarrass me
right in front of Josh?
263
00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,669
It's not more embarrassing
than this poem.
264
00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:37,871
Okay, you just went
from my first
265
00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,841
to my seventh
best friend.
266
00:10:40,841 --> 00:10:42,208
You rank your friends?
267
00:10:42,208 --> 00:10:44,177
That is so immature.
268
00:10:44,177 --> 00:10:45,812
Eighth!
269
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,048
Okay, you need
to leave this house!
270
00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:51,151
Allison, your brother
moved back in.
271
00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:53,353
Would you get over it.
272
00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:56,990
We'll make today's lesson
up tomorrow, Josh.
273
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,792
At my place.
274
00:10:58,792 --> 00:11:00,894
Becca!
275
00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:04,998
Josh, you have to
break up with her.
276
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:06,933
What are you
talking about?
277
00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:09,369
Okay, a boy is coming between
me and my best friend,
278
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,137
and it's not even a real boy.
279
00:11:11,137 --> 00:11:12,873
It's you!
280
00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:15,075
You know,
281
00:11:15,075 --> 00:11:17,443
part of me wants to know
what's going on,
282
00:11:17,443 --> 00:11:19,813
but part of me
just really wants
283
00:11:19,813 --> 00:11:23,449
a green apple martini
with a bendy straw.
284
00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:25,418
Becca's like all over me,
285
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:27,453
and I'm doing nothing
to encourage her.
286
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:28,388
C'mere, Josh.
287
00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,792
It's time I told you
about the family curse.
288
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:34,160
Ma, I know about
the calcium humps
289
00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:35,095
that skip a generation.
290
00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:38,264
That's your father's side
of the family.
291
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:42,202
My side of the family
is cursed with charisma.
292
00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,370
We attract
the opposite sex
293
00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:45,238
without even trying.
294
00:11:45,238 --> 00:11:48,041
We're irresistible,
we're youthful,
295
00:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,042
and when we're 40,
296
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,112
we still have the breasts
of a 20‐year‐old.
297
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:56,717
Good to know
I'll still be perky.
298
00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,854
Listen, I'm suffering
from the family curse
299
00:12:00,854 --> 00:12:01,655
right now.
300
00:12:01,655 --> 00:12:04,157
It's obvious that
the boss likes me,
301
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,527
and Riley
is all jealous.
302
00:12:06,527 --> 00:12:08,762
We hardly spoke
at work today.
303
00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:11,131
Riley's jealous
of another guy?
304
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,866
What is he, like, 6'9",
305
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:16,269
with hair spun
from solid gold?
306
00:12:16,269 --> 00:12:18,872
No, but he's rich
and successful.
307
00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,507
He's closer
in age to me.
308
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:21,374
We have a lot in common.
309
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:24,110
And when we talk,
Riley feels left out.
310
00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,280
So Riley's jealous of a guy
who's age appropriate
311
00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:30,150
and the exact kind of man
you would've brought home
312
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,952
if you hadn't met Riley.
313
00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,087
Go figure.
314
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:35,522
Would you stop?
315
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,891
Here,
you got a stalker.
316
00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,259
You're old enough.
317
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:43,229
What I don't understand is
why is he so mad at me?
318
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,831
Because you're a flirt.
319
00:12:44,831 --> 00:12:46,567
I don't flirt.
320
00:12:46,567 --> 00:12:49,235
Ma, you flirt
with everybody.
321
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:50,336
Like who?
322
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:52,172
The guy at the deli.
323
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:54,808
Josh, smiling
at the deli man
324
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,210
for a little
extra pastrami
325
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,247
hardly makes me
a street walker.
326
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:03,550
It's just the way I am.
327
00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:07,888
I'm just saying
you should be
a little careful,
328
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:12,926
being as you have
the family curse
and all.
329
00:13:12,926 --> 00:13:14,394
Maybe you're right.
330
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:18,498
Ahh! Maybe I was
a little flirty
with the boss.
331
00:13:18,498 --> 00:13:20,433
All right, welL...
332
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,403
Tonight we're gonna have
dinner with him at his party,
333
00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:28,141
and I am gonna try
and be more in control.
334
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,446
Would you stop!
335
00:13:38,519 --> 00:13:39,653
Oh, Riley Martin,
336
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,957
how unusual to
see you outside
of the workplace.
337
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:47,127
Relax, Fran.
Markley's not here yet.
338
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,461
Oh.
339
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:49,996
Oh, I'll tell you,
340
00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,866
this using separate cars
really sucks.
341
00:13:52,866 --> 00:13:54,200
A cop stopped me
on the way over here.
342
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:59,005
Did you know it was illegal
to put mascara on
when you're driving?
343
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,241
And it's no fun for me
to drive fast
344
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,544
without you
sitting next to me
screaming,
345
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:06,346
"sSow down!
My kishka's
in my gurgle!"
346
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:10,383
Oh, Riley, this job is
really important to
the two of us,
347
00:14:10,383 --> 00:14:14,020
and I don't want you
to worry about Bryan,
348
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,421
because now I'm aware
that sometimes
349
00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:20,426
my natural sex appeal
accidentally oozes.
350
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,329
I'm really gonna be
in control of it tonight.
351
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:24,397
Are you sure?
352
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:27,033
Because if he tries
bluetoothing you
one more time,
353
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,868
he's going down.
354
00:14:27,868 --> 00:14:31,905
No! You have to
control yourself, too.
355
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:33,073
Don't you see, Riley?
356
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,610
This jealousy thing is coming
from a place of insecurity.
357
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:40,280
Mature people,
they don't make scenes.
358
00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:42,148
Okay, you're right.
359
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,383
I love you.
360
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,451
I love you, too.
Mmm.
361
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:46,486
Fran!
362
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,387
Oh, there, yes.
363
00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,223
It's a little piece of pretzel
right there.
364
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:51,658
Yeah, you got it.
You got it.
365
00:14:51,658 --> 00:14:53,026
Hi!
366
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:55,596
Wow. You look like
a breath of springtime.
367
00:14:55,596 --> 00:14:58,331
Oh, ha ha ha ha!
368
00:14:58,331 --> 00:14:59,432
(quietly)
Sorry.
369
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:03,069
Riley, what's the matter?
You look a little tense.
370
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,204
Mingle, work the room.
371
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:06,339
Shall we join the party?
372
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:08,408
Sure.
373
00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:14,247
So what do you think
of this restaurant?
374
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,216
Do you know that
you actually eat
in the beds?
375
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:17,383
Well, this is a switch...
376
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:22,355
Get a woman in bed,
and then buy her dinner.
377
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:25,025
Damn my sexy banter.
378
00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:27,293
Join me.
379
00:15:29,696 --> 00:15:33,066
Oh, come on in.
Come on.
380
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:35,268
I promise I won't
hog the blankets.
381
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:37,971
Ha ha ha ha.
382
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,206
There's that beautiful
laugh again.
383
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:43,610
(whispers)
I'm cursed. I am cursed.
384
00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,611
Oh, there she is.
385
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,680
Fran, this is my
daughter Sara.
386
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:49,315
Sara, this is my new
decorator Fran Reeves.
387
00:15:49,315 --> 00:15:51,251
It's nice to
meet you.
388
00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,418
Same here.
389
00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:55,622
What the matter
with you, sweetheart?
390
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,423
I'm bored.
391
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:58,424
These are all
your friends.
392
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:00,226
I don't know
anybody.
393
00:16:00,226 --> 00:16:01,261
Oh, come on.
394
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,596
There must be someone here
for you to talk to.
395
00:16:02,596 --> 00:16:04,731
I know.
My contractor Riley.
396
00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,466
Heh?
397
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,535
He's a great guy.
You'll have a lot
in common.
398
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,270
Don't you think so, Fran?
399
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,305
Heh?
400
00:16:13,607 --> 00:16:17,077
Riley! Riley.
401
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,646
Damn!
402
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,682
I know that smile.
You behave yourself.
403
00:16:21,682 --> 00:16:25,185
I have a feeling we're
looking at my future
ex‐son‐in‐law.
404
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,053
Ha ha ha.
405
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:28,689
Daddy, before you
marry me off,
406
00:16:28,689 --> 00:16:31,491
can I least decide
if he's a good kisser?
407
00:16:31,491 --> 00:16:34,227
Oh, that's not gonna happen.
408
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,529
Why?
409
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:39,065
Uh, because he's gay.
410
00:16:39,065 --> 00:16:41,267
Really?
411
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,537
No.
412
00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,540
Hey, Mr. Markley.
Fran.
413
00:16:46,540 --> 00:16:48,775
Riley, I'd like you
to meet my daughter Sara.
414
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:49,643
Hi.
415
00:16:49,643 --> 00:16:50,777
Hello.
416
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,513
Why don't you join us?
417
00:16:52,513 --> 00:16:53,379
Okay.
418
00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,582
Move over, Daddy.
419
00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,317
Aah!
420
00:16:57,483 --> 00:17:04,290
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just
glad it's not a bunk bed.
421
00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,027
So this is cozy.
422
00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:10,396
Although I should
warn you, I snore.
423
00:17:10,396 --> 00:17:12,465
Ha ha ha!
424
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,433
It's not funny.
425
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:17,403
It could lead to sleep apnea
and he could die.
426
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:21,441
Is it just me or is it
getting a little hot
in here?
427
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:24,545
You know,
I'm a little warm myself.
428
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:28,248
Let me just move over to
the vent over here.
429
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,716
Excuse me. Pardon me.
430
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,552
Ow!
431
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:37,190
Ooh.
432
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,593
Ow.
433
00:17:40,293 --> 00:17:42,696
Have you ever heard
of Club Reload?
434
00:17:42,696 --> 00:17:43,630
Yeah.
435
00:17:43,630 --> 00:17:44,998
Well, let's go there.
436
00:17:44,998 --> 00:17:49,636
Then after, maybe we can find
a bed that doesn't have
my dad in it.
437
00:17:50,671 --> 00:17:51,805
Hey!
438
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:52,739
Fran!
439
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:53,607
What was that about?
440
00:17:53,607 --> 00:17:56,610
I'm sorry,
didn't you ask
for a pillow?
441
00:17:56,610 --> 00:17:58,344
No.
442
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:00,213
Then I'm sorry
again.
443
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:01,715
Ay!
444
00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:03,817
That was a zipper.
445
00:18:03,817 --> 00:18:04,718
Aah!
446
00:18:04,718 --> 00:18:07,588
(chanting)
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
447
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:17,263
Becca, we need to talk
about you and me.
448
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:20,200
Oh, my god.
You have a girlfriend.
449
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,768
Ha ha.
450
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:23,904
Sorry.
451
00:18:23,904 --> 00:18:27,207
Look, you're smart,
you're pretty,
452
00:18:27,207 --> 00:18:29,810
you're...a fine poet.
453
00:18:29,810 --> 00:18:33,780
But I don't think
it's gonna work out
between us.
454
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:38,251
I mean,
maybe if you were older
or this was Arkansas,
455
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,686
but...
456
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,657
(crying)
457
00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:45,792
Oh, Rebecca.
458
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,327
He hates me.
459
00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,194
No, he doesn't.
460
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:49,229
He's terrible with women.
461
00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:52,165
Josh, how could you be
so cruel?
462
00:18:52,165 --> 00:18:53,233
Allison, you were‐‐
463
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,435
No. You know what? Come on.
The mall is still open.
464
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:56,603
We're going to take you
to Brookstone.
465
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:59,640
You can sit
in the massage chair
until they kick us out.
466
00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,676
I could never live
without you, Allison.
467
00:19:02,676 --> 00:19:05,378
You're back to being
my best friend.
468
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:08,849
And, Josh,
you're no longer
my favorite guy.
469
00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:09,816
You're number five.
470
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,818
Fine,
but for the record,
471
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:14,821
I don't hate you.
472
00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:16,523
Okay, four.
473
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:20,794
Get outta here
before I end up
where I started.
474
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,298
Well, yet
another restaurant
475
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,200
who has legally
prohibited us
476
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,270
from ever entering
it again.
477
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,839
What I don't understand is
how you could be jealous
478
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,508
of that gorgeous
age‐appropriate woman.
479
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:38,612
That just shows insecurity,
lack of trust...
480
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,914
Oh, shut up.
481
00:19:40,914 --> 00:19:42,382
And immaturity.
482
00:19:42,382 --> 00:19:43,884
Well, I don't care.
483
00:19:43,884 --> 00:19:46,720
I don't think that
it's possible
for two people
484
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,421
in a passionate
relationship
485
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,790
to not have
some jealousy.
486
00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:53,359
Yeah, I guess I'm just
gonna have to get used
to guys hitting on you.
487
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,629
And I'm gonna have
to get used to
488
00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:58,732
hitting girls
who hit on you.
489
00:19:59,265 --> 00:20:00,300
Babe, thank you.
490
00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:02,569
For what,
losing your job?
491
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:03,870
No, for the pillow fight.
492
00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:05,371
It was excellent.
493
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:08,341
Well, she's just lucky that
a pillow was the only thing
within reach.
494
00:20:08,341 --> 00:20:13,346
Things might've gotten
a little messy if we
were at Benihana.
495
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,481
Honey, you were like
a cavewoman.
496
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,917
I really belted her,
didn't I?
497
00:20:16,917 --> 00:20:19,352
Yeah. I've never seen
that side of you before.
498
00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:23,924
Now, come on upstairs
and let's make that fire.
499
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:26,492
Oh! Oh! Oh!
500
00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:27,528
A curse
is a curse.
501
00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,599
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