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♪ Na na na na nana na na na ♪
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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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♪ ♪
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(cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
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Just roll with it!
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‐(bell ringing)
‐(cheering continues)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
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♪♪
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(crowd cheering)
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Woo!
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(applause, cheering)
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When you hear
this sound...
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(horn blaring)
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You get to vote on what
happens to us in scenes!
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(applause, cheering)
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And when you hear
this sound...
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‐(alarm)
‐Announcer: Beealert. Bee alert.
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It means a swarm of bees
is attacking the studio.
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(laughter)
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And if you hear this sound...
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‐(alarm)
‐Announcer: Bears incoming.
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Bears incoming.
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That means the bees
attacking the studio
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have produced so much honey,
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it has lured bears
out of the mountains,
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who are now also
attacking the studio.
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(laughter)
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So, stay safe out there
everyone. (chuckle)
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And no matter what happens,
we'll have to...
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Everyone:
Just roll with it!
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♪ ♪
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♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ ♪
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They're here,
they're here!
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Our standardized test
scores are finally here!
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Why would you bring those
out before we had the chance
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to intercept them and flush
them down the toilet?
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Ah, you have nothing
to worry about, Blair.
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I'm sure Dad and Rachel's
expectations for you
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are very low.
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Both:
No...
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Here, I'll go first.
Break the ice.
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Now remember,
I am a grade‐skipper,
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so these scores may be
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just a tad higher than you're
used to hearing.
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Just get on with it.
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Ah. 96th percentile
in vocabulary,
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and 93rd in mathematics.
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Owen Bellamy Blatt,
you overdeveloped brain
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in an underdeveloped body,
you've done it again.
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So, Blair,
honey.
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You wanna share
your scores?
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What's the point? I don't
like the dumb school,
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and the dumb school
doesn't like me.
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We have an understanding.
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What have I told you about
badmouthing your school?
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That I'm really good at it?
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Come on. Your test scores
aren't gonna be that bad.
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Okay. Here goes nothing.
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(sigh)
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"As a result of Blair
Bennett's test scores,
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we recommend
an immediate transfer
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from Frank Morris Middle?"
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They kicked you out?
I can't believe this.
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I mean, I can believe it.
I just thought it would be for
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some sort of a crime,
not for biffing a test.
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"We recommend
an immediate transfer
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for Blair Bennett due to
her perfect test score?"
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I'm sorry. Did you just
say perfect test score?
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"Blair Bennett would best
be served at a school
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for highly gifted students."
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Grandpa:
Wait, wait, wait.
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Before, you said that
Owen's the smart one
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and Blair's the cool one.
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Now, you're telling me
that Blair's the smart one,
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‐and Owen's the cool one.
‐No, I'm the cool one!
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Yeah, I'm clearly not cool.
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Everybody calm down.
I'm sure there's
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a perfectly reasonable
explanation for this.
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Yeah. Clearly, there's another
Blair Bennett at school,
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and they sent us
her scores instead.
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N‐no, no.
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I know the school
roster by heart.
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Only one Blair.
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Blair...
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People are going to prison
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for cheating on
standardized tests,
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so is there something
you wanna tell us?
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Mom, this is really
hard for me to admit.
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Okay. You can
tell me anything.
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During the test, I...
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I...
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Go on.
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I tried.
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Oh my gosh.
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This means...
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Blair's a genius.
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(whimper)
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♪ ♪
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Blair, this is exciting.
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Pineview Academy is
the top rated school
in the state.
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This is an incredible
opportunity for you.
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And for me.
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My friend Janine's kid
goes here,
and she's been rubbing it
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in my face for years.
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But now,
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I get to be
the one who rubs.
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I don't know if I'm
gonna fit in here.
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Honey, you're
gonna do great.
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This place has everything.
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Yoga classes, 3D printers,
a meditation room.
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Look! A robot.
That's fun, huh?
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Your old school
didn't have robots.
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My old school didn't
have smoke detectors.
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Yeah...
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Yo, what up, fam?
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My name is Robo.
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You know what isincredibly lit? Learning!
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Okay...
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I think I've
seen enough.
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This school even makes
robots seem lame.
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If you want me
to stay here,
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you'd better make
this worth my while.
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Blair, I'm not
gonna bribe you.
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Fine. Then, I guess you'll
have to tell Janine that
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I went back to normal school
'cause I couldn't hack it.
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Okay, fine. What do you
want? Clothes? A new phone?
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Your own credit card?
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Hm... How about a pet?
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Something poisonous
and easily startled.
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‐ Namaste!
‐Rachel: Oh.
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I'm Calliope,
the director here
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at the Pineview Academy
for Gifted Children.
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And you must be
Blair Bennett,
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our newest gift.
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Why don't you introduce
yourself to the class?
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(horn blaring)
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(audience cheering, laughing)
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Announcer:
Alright, audience.Time to vote!
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You get to choose how Blair
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and Rachel introducethemselves to the school.
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I was not expecting
that at all!
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She said,
"introduce yourself
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to the class,"
and then the horn went.
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Blair has a crazy imagination,
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so what she can do
as an introduction
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kinda scares me.
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Blair, you're gonna
be given a card
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‐with pre‐written instructions.
‐Okay.
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We're gonna start the scene
with Calliope's line,
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"Why don't you introduce
yourself to the class?"
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Announcer:
And let's getback to the scene!
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‐Director: Action.
‐Why don't you
introduce yourself
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to the class?
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Well, Calliope.
I know exactly
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how I'd like to
introduce myself.
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And I'd like my mom
to help me out.
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‐Oh!
‐We're going to
do a freestyle rap
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‐about my life story.
‐(ringing)
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(applause, cheering)
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‐Oh, look at this.
‐Look at this!
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Oh, they must've
gotten into my closet.
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We hope you like
this because we spent
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eight and a half seconds
preparing for it, so...
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(laughter)
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‐(music starts)
‐Oh, I feel it.
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‐Woo, yeah!
‐Rachel: Whoa, baby!
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‐(clapping)
‐Uh‐uh‐uh!
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♪ I have a daughter,
and I really care ♪
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♪ I wanna introduce her,
and her name is Blair ♪
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♪ I hope you know that
she's really smart ♪
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♪ She was learning to read when
you were learning to fart ♪
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‐(laughter)
‐Both: Uh‐uh!
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♪ Once upon a time,
I was born in a place ♪
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♪ It's called Ohio,
yeah, get it straight ♪
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♪ Everybody hear me
what I'm saying ♪
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♪ 'Cause everybody
I know what I'm saying? ♪
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Rachel:
That's right! Yeah!
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Uh! Uh! Uh!
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(audience cheering)
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Audience:
Go! Go! Go!
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♪ Calliope,
she's got the moves ♪
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♪ My girl's teacher
can really move ♪
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‐♪ Really groove ♪
‐♪ That's right,
oh me oh my oh ♪
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♪ Didn't know they made
them that funky in Ohio ♪
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‐Blair: Woo!
‐Rachel: Here we go, here we go!
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♪ My daughter Blair
is what you like ♪
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♪ You're welcome for her brain,
sorry about your mic ♪
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(cheering)
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‐(mic feedback)
‐And we out!
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(applause)
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Now, Blair, I'm going
to turn things over
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to Simon, who's gonna
give you the full tour.
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Oh, quick question.
Will that tour make
a stop at the gift shop?
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Trying to load up
on some merch.
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I mean, what is the point
of having a genius
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if you can't broadcast
it to the world?
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Unfortunately,
we don't have any merch.
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We believe that
academic achievement
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is a personal journey,
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not an excuse to
look down on others.
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Oh.
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Yeah. I‐I couldn't
agree more.
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Um, what about, like,
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some school stationery,
or really any swag will do.
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(monotonous voice)
Hi, I'm Simon.
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They picked me
to do the tour
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because I'm a real
social butterfly.
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Speaking of
butterflies,
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did you know that the taste
buds are on their feet?
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Speaking of
taste buds‐‐
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Simon, let's cut
to the chase.
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How many classes am I going to
have to take, and what are they?
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Actually, we don't
have classes.
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Hold up. Did you just
say there are no classes?
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Yep. Students learn at
their own accelerated pace.
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Your course load's
entirely up to you.
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So, if I were to decide
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that my genius
is best serviced
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by chilling on that
bean bag and watching
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dirt bike fails all day,
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that would be cool?
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If that was your
learning method, sure.
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Oh.
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Time to learn, baby.
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♪ ♪
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(applause, cheering)
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(inaudible)
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♪ ♪
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Blair!
Good, you're home!
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How was your first day?
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Honestly,
it was amazing.
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‐All I did was‐‐
‐Uh‐huh, my turn to talk now.
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So, I convinced the school
to let me retake the test
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so I can go to
Pineview, too.
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And I have my
scores right here.
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Hope you like company
'cause this family's
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about to have
two geniuses.
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(clears throat)
Let's see.
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96th percentile
in vocabulary.
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Okay,
same as last time.
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86 in math? That's‐‐
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Oh no. I'm losing ground.
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I'm in a state of decline!
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At this rate, I'll be lucky
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if I'll still know how to
tie my shoes by Christmas!
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Uh, well, tough break.
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We can't all be perfect.
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Excuse me.
Gotta head upstairs
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and not hit the books.
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(sigh) This day keeps
getting worse and worse.
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00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:30,964
Oh, tell me about it.
255
00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,008
I came down here to watch
my favorite weather girl,
256
00:10:34,008 --> 00:10:35,927
and now I gotta talk
to a little kid.
257
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:40,098
Grandpa, you don't understand.
258
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,724
I've always been
the overachiever.
259
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,226
But the unthinkable
has happened!
260
00:10:43,226 --> 00:10:45,436
Blair has taken my place!
261
00:10:45,436 --> 00:10:47,647
If I'm not the smart
one in the family,
262
00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,898
does that mean I'm the dumb one?
263
00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,151
Ah, jeez!
264
00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:53,278
Look what I did.
265
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:57,157
Rachel!
Get the hand grease!
266
00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,869
Look, kid, I was never much
of a book learner neither.
267
00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,997
But, I still graduated
top of my class.
268
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:06,082
The school of
hard knocks.
269
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:08,751
Is that a community college?
270
00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:11,129
Oh, you shoulda seen
me back in my day.
271
00:11:12,005 --> 00:11:14,174
I boxed.
I rode motorcycles.
272
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,342
I was even buffer
than I am now.
273
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,055
Yep. Back then,
guys were tough.
274
00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:24,684
Not like what we got
running around these days.
275
00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:26,811
Rachel!
276
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,230
I don't know how,
but I made it worse!
277
00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:32,192
(grunting)
278
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,027
I just wanted some cookies!
279
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,535
So, what you're saying is,
280
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,954
if I can't be the best
at being good,
281
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,207
then I need to be
the best at being bad.
282
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,167
(horn blaring)
283
00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,545
(applause, cheering)
284
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:55,173
Announcer:
Okay, audience!You get to decide
285
00:11:55,173 --> 00:11:58,051
how Grandpa toughens up Owen!
286
00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,594
Oh wow.
287
00:11:59,594 --> 00:12:01,304
You and Grandpa
about to‐‐ (laugh)
288
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,014
‐And you have a bad boy outfit.
‐Oh, this gonna be so good!
289
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,308
Guys, Owen's
about to turn bad!
290
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:06,476
Announcer:
Votes are in!
291
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,187
Three times.
Uh‐uh‐uh. Let's go.
292
00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:10,980
‐Ramon: Alright, guys!
‐Love you, buddy.
293
00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:12,982
‐(cheering)
‐Announcer: Now,back to the scene.
294
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:16,611
‐Director: Action.
‐Being bad?
295
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:18,738
I can help you with that.
296
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,449
But in order to be bad‐bad,
you gotta bulk up and...
297
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,992
‐be a muscle man!
‐(ringing)
298
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:25,245
(applause, cheering)
299
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,413
Come on out and show
us what you got.
300
00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,708
♪ ♪
301
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,127
(cheering)
302
00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,630
(applause)
303
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:38,675
(cheering)
304
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,510
I got my swole on!
305
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:44,013
Wow, you bulked
up really fast.
306
00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:47,016
I'm a little suspicious
of your methods, but...
307
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,309
I can't argue
with the results.
308
00:12:48,309 --> 00:12:49,978
(laughter)
309
00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,021
Why don't you give
me a high five?
310
00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,359
‐Uh, it's a high five.
‐(laugh)
311
00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,153
‐I can't get up there.
‐(laughter)
312
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:02,240
‐You wanna stand on
a chair or something?
‐Uh, can we do a low five?
313
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:06,035
This is‐‐ this is my
comfort zone. Thank you.
314
00:13:06,035 --> 00:13:07,996
(laughter)
315
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:10,290
‐Hey, do you want some lemonade?
‐Course I want some lemonade.
316
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,374
Here. It's‐‐
317
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,751
Why don't you pour me
a glass, would you?
318
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:16,045
Hurry up. Boy,
am I thirsty.
319
00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,630
(laughing)
320
00:13:20,091 --> 00:13:21,301
This is really hard.
321
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,221
‐Grandpa: Even the smartest
kid in the school‐‐
‐Shoot! Shoot!
322
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:27,223
(laughter)
323
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:30,143
‐It's gonna be hard to
drink it off the floor.
‐Owen: Yeah, it's...
324
00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:32,061
Are you sure you don't
wanna just drink it
325
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,522
‐out of this pitcher?
‐Yeah, that's probably better.
326
00:13:34,522 --> 00:13:36,774
That's what muscle
mans like me does.
327
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,194
Well, you know,
328
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,071
you keep wearing this
look for the next few days
329
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:44,866
and pumping those muscles,
330
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:46,826
and everybody'll know
331
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,037
that you are
bad to the bone.
332
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:52,040
(applause, cheering)
333
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,667
Audience:
Owen! Owen!
334
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,003
♪ ♪
335
00:13:58,713 --> 00:14:01,799
(humming)
336
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,513
Hello! I'm napping over here!
337
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,976
Blair, I do enjoyfanning you so,
338
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,686
but I have otherresponsibilities
339
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,021
that I must attend to.
340
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:19,150
That's a pretty neat
exhaust port you got there.
341
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,070
Would be a shame if someone
were to cram a potato in it!
342
00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,156
Oh my. I willkeep fanning.
343
00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:29,452
Blair. I see
you're settling in.
344
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,704
Yeah, things are
going pretty well.
345
00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:34,832
While you're here, could you
get me another turmeric latte?
346
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:37,043
And maybe do a fun little
drawing with the foam?
347
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,088
Of course. Must have
your brain fueled
348
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,756
for your big
presentation tomorrow.
349
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,800
I'm sorry. My what now?
350
00:14:44,634 --> 00:14:46,552
Oh, didn't you hear?
351
00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:49,138
See, every Friday,
our little pine cones
352
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:51,140
stand up in front of
the entire school,
353
00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:53,935
and give us a peak into
those delicious minds.
354
00:14:53,935 --> 00:14:56,437
But don't worry.
It can be whatever you want.
355
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,939
You know,
last week,
356
00:14:57,939 --> 00:15:01,651
Simon mimed his solution
for climate change.
357
00:15:02,151 --> 00:15:04,320
Wow...
358
00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,738
Special.
359
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,283
I know you'll dazzle us.
360
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,286
(humming)
361
00:15:14,789 --> 00:15:18,209
Yeah, presentation.
That's not gonna work for me.
362
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:21,379
Who said you could
stop fanning?
363
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,713
(clears throat)
364
00:15:22,713 --> 00:15:25,967
Do not potato me.I will commence fanning.
365
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:29,804
(applause, cheering)
366
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,889
This is the craziest outfit
367
00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,766
I've ever worn on
Just Roll With It.
368
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,561
You gotta gimme some!
You gotta gimme some!
You gotta gimme some!
369
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:37,395
Yeah!
370
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:40,982
♪ ♪
371
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,360
Grandpa,
I've got a problem!
372
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,486
Uh (clears throat).
373
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,363
Have you tried cramming
a potato down it?
374
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:51,993
Of course! But unfortunately,
375
00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:54,704
this problem is too big for
me to cram my way out of.
376
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:57,039
I'm stuck in this
weirdo genius school,
377
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:58,207
and I don't wanna go there.
378
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,294
Oh, need to get kicked
out of school, huh?
379
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,214
Well, I know just
the guy for you.
380
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:07,049
Hey, bad boy!
381
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,095
(doors slam)
382
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:15,766
Owen?
383
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,768
Sup, bad mama?
384
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,395
What happened to you?
385
00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:22,773
When I spiral,
I spiral fast, daddy‐o.
386
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:25,026
So, what can I do you for?
387
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,029
Owen, I don't have time
for whatever this is.
388
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:30,990
I have to figure out
a scheme to get
kicked out of this school.
389
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,868
I thought they had no
expectations, but they do!
390
00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:36,871
And you know I don't
live up to expectations!
391
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,749
Ah, don't flip your
wig, baby cakes.
392
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:41,125
I'm the man with the plan.
393
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,628
If you stick
with me,
394
00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:45,004
you'll have it
made in the shade.
395
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,133
You don't have to scam
your way outta this jam.
396
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:51,969
Just speak from the heart.
Your terrible, rotten heart.
397
00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,722
And when they see
who you really are,
398
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:55,973
a borderline criminal,
399
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,017
a shifty outlaw,
a cartoon villain‐‐
400
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,103
Enough with the flattery!
Let's get to the point.
401
00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,940
They'll definitely kick you out.
That's a guarantee, honey bee.
402
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:08,027
Well, I'm glad you kids
were able to sort that out.
403
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,737
Now, I'm gonna
tell you something
404
00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:11,989
I used to tell your mom
when she was your age.
405
00:17:13,199 --> 00:17:15,326
Get outta here.
I wanna watch television.
406
00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:18,329
♪ ♪
407
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,208
And that is how we
discovered the gamma bursts
408
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:24,085
were originating
from Crab Nebula.
409
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,128
‐(pop)
‐Photons!
410
00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:28,256
(applause)
411
00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:32,009
(crying)
412
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:33,010
Owen?
413
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,137
‐Are you crying?
‐No!
414
00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:37,098
Big bad boys don't cry.
415
00:17:37,098 --> 00:17:39,850
And I don't wanna go
to this... stupid,
416
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,019
perfect school anyway. (whimper)
417
00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,356
‐(struggling)
‐Calliope: Thank you, Ramona.
418
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,776
Up next, we have our newest
edition to the family.
419
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:50,152
Blair Bennett.
420
00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:53,072
(applause, cheering)
421
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,115
Hey.
422
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,700
I know this isn't
the best time,
423
00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:58,411
but we wanted to say how
proud we were of you.
424
00:17:58,411 --> 00:17:59,704
So‐‐
425
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:01,330
(horn blaring)
426
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,666
‐(cheering)
‐(laughing)
427
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,543
Announcer:
Last vote, audience!
428
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,837
You get to decide what pet
429
00:18:07,837 --> 00:18:10,506
Rachel gives Blair.
430
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,925
Be nice! Pick
something nice!
431
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,885
Announcer:
Our actors areleaving the stage,
432
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:17,597
so we can prepare your choice.
433
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,765
‐Vote now!
‐Tobie: What's the line?What was it?
434
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:22,351
"We wanna show how
proud we are of you."
435
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,895
‐(laughing)
‐Announcer: The vote is in!
436
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:27,106
We're gonna start on
Rachel's new line,
437
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,941
which is what she's
gonna read off a card.
438
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,110
Announcer:
And let's getback to the scene!
439
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:34,989
‐Director: Action.
‐Rachel: Hey.
440
00:18:34,989 --> 00:18:37,241
I know this isn't
the best time, but...
441
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:39,493
Uh, I know it's
not the best time,
442
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,412
but I wanted to say how
proud we are of you,
443
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:44,665
and I know that
you wanted a pet,
444
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:46,167
so we got you one.
445
00:18:46,167 --> 00:18:48,294
I couldn't remember
what kind you wanted,
446
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,129
(laughing)
so we got you a llama!
447
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:53,049
‐(ringing)
‐(applause, cheering)
448
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:57,595
‐(laughing)
‐We did?
449
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,723
(laughing)
450
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:03,225
Uh, you should keep
it by your side
451
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,853
for the rest of the day.
Now, go head to the podium.
452
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:08,564
‐Blair: Alright.
‐(applause)
453
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,568
Oh, wow!
454
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:15,655
(cheering)
455
00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:18,157
Owen:
Oh!
456
00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:21,202
Oh no!
457
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:24,080
I hope this didn't come
outta my college fund.
458
00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,414
(lowing)
459
00:19:25,414 --> 00:19:27,667
You are so cute!
460
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,210
You have no i‐‐ Oh.
461
00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,962
I'm gonna name her
Michelle Ollama.
462
00:19:31,962 --> 00:19:33,589
(laughter)
463
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,508
(applause, cheering)
464
00:19:35,508 --> 00:19:39,053
Yes! That's my stepdaughter!
And her llama...
465
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,263
I gave birth to her.
466
00:19:41,263 --> 00:19:43,057
The‐the one on the right.
467
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,351
(clears throat)
468
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,602
Hey, everyone!
469
00:19:46,602 --> 00:19:49,063
I used to give my old
school a pretty hard time.
470
00:19:49,063 --> 00:19:52,024
‐(lows)
‐But after being
here for a week,
471
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:53,609
I kinda miss it.
472
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:56,112
‐Sure, my old school
wasn't perfect.
‐(snort)
473
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:58,572
Our textbooks were
printouts from the internet,
474
00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:02,159
a family of angry raccoons
took over the girls' bathroom,
475
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,078
and something got stuck
in the heating vents
476
00:20:04,078 --> 00:20:06,831
and we had to smell it
slowly roast over the winter.
477
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,000
But, we learned
the important things,
478
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,087
like not to roll our
socks up over our jeans.
479
00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:15,089
But, it's deer tick season!
480
00:20:16,549 --> 00:20:19,051
And we listened to music
that wasn't classical.
481
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,928
Is there such a thing?
482
00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,430
Of course there is!
483
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:24,890
All this and more
is waiting for you
484
00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,016
at normal school.
485
00:20:27,476 --> 00:20:29,145
I wanna go to normal school!
486
00:20:29,145 --> 00:20:31,689
Me, too! I wanna go
to normal school.
487
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,107
Normal school!
488
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:35,985
Kids (chanting):
Normal school! Normal school!
489
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,987
Blair Bennett...
490
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,447
Get out!
491
00:20:40,281 --> 00:20:42,032
Thank you! Bye!
492
00:20:42,032 --> 00:20:43,075
Come on! Good.
493
00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:45,870
♪ ♪
494
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,914
♪ Na na na na na na na na na ♪
495
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,047
(sigh) Mom,
496
00:20:57,047 --> 00:20:59,175
I'm sorry you don't get to
brag to your friend Janine
497
00:20:59,175 --> 00:21:00,593
that I go to Pineview anymore.
498
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,762
Are you kidding?
Because of your speech,
499
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,514
Janine's kid doesn't wanna
go there anymore either.
500
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:08,642
My kid is so smart, she
convinced all the smart kids
501
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,519
to stop going to smart school.
502
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:12,271
So, you're not upset?
503
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,356
No, honey,
of course not.
504
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,902
Hey, it doesn't matter to me
where you go to school.
505
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:21,071
What matters is that we're
doing better than Janine.
506
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:25,117
Everyone,
I have an announcement.
507
00:21:25,701 --> 00:21:28,078
I've decided not to
be a cool man anymore.
508
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:32,374
Wait a minute. Is that what
you think you've been doing?
509
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,377
To be honest,
I was pretty jealous
510
00:21:35,377 --> 00:21:36,712
when you got into Pineview.
511
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,006
It made me really
wanna go there, too.
512
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,758
But, your speech
made me realize
513
00:21:40,758 --> 00:21:43,135
I like who I am.
I like where I am.
514
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:45,012
I like being the smartest
kid at the dumbest school.
515
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:49,183
Second smartest.
Perfect score, remember?
516
00:21:50,059 --> 00:21:51,477
Blair, for what it's worth,
517
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:53,187
I always knew you were a genius.
518
00:21:53,187 --> 00:21:55,731
An evil genius,
but still a genius.
519
00:21:57,983 --> 00:21:59,902
I learned something,
too, you guys.
520
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,362
I learned that
some jellyfish
521
00:22:01,362 --> 00:22:03,572
have lifespans of
several decades,
522
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,450
and one species can
completely rejuvenate itself.
523
00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:10,037
What does that have
to do with anything?
524
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:11,789
Nothing. I just got
bored at that school
525
00:22:11,789 --> 00:22:13,249
and started looking
up stuff on my phone.
526
00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:17,962
Hey, gang. Look what I swiped
from the fancy pants academy.
527
00:22:18,796 --> 00:22:20,506
Is this normal school?
528
00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:23,217
Yeah, it sure is. The first
thing you gotta learn is
529
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,262
how to shave an old man's back.
530
00:22:26,262 --> 00:22:29,348
I don't like normal school.I don't like normal school.
531
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,183
I still have
to read this.
532
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,436
(chuckle) There was one
more thing about your gift
533
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,355
that I forgot to tell you.
534
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:40,192
This llama has to spend
the entire weekend with you.
535
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:42,987
(audience oohing)
536
00:22:44,029 --> 00:22:47,074
‐Wait‐‐ (laugh) For real?
‐Yeah.
537
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:49,869
‐At‐at my house?
‐Your real life house.
538
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:53,414
(applause, laughter)
539
00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:56,125
I'm actually
okay with this.
540
00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:58,210
And that's our show!
541
00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:00,004
(cheering)
542
00:23:00,004 --> 00:23:02,548
You guys have been
a great crowd!
543
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:04,425
♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
544
00:23:04,425 --> 00:23:06,969
♪ ♪
545
00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:08,095
(applause)
546
00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:16,103
♪ Na na na na nana na na na ♪
547
00:23:16,103 --> 00:23:19,189
Come on! Pick it up!
Give it back! Come on!
548
00:23:19,189 --> 00:23:20,399
♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
549
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,153
(inaudible)
550
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,074
♪ Na na na nana na na na na ♪
551
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:30,075
You guys rock!
552
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,495
♪ ♪
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