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I am down here in Downtown LA
as instructed.
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Yes, good!
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It's an anti-gun rally
led by children Tony!
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This is Chester, he's new.
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Welcome
to the compound.
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Gummy bears, thanks,
love these little guys.
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Some sort of freaking
libtard Nirvana.
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[Crowd Cheers]
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Definitely something in
that gummy bear.
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Drop the baggage people,
drop a load!
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Drop a load!
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I've decided to endorse you.
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Oh my god, Suzanne,
that's amazing!
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Now of course we'll need
to fix your little problem.
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What's that?
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We will restore your marriage
to it's full glory!
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-Oh Chester!
-Cock sucker.
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- No problem.
- Good girl.
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A Senate run, the state
needs us!
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Suzanne! I did not know
you spoke French!
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[jazz music]
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So, Chester,
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this new found spiritualism,
How would you describe it?
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[Fart sound]
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Go ahead, Chester.
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I really enjoy learning from
Eckhart Tolle.
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Hole.
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Excuse me?
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Nothing, Hole. Eckhart Hole.
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Claire, why are you being so
aggressive?
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Why? Because I said hole?
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Hole in the head,
black hole.
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Big fat sloppy wet hole.
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Does that make you boys nervous?
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How about giving Chester
a chance?
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Oh, poor Chester.
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There we go.
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It's all about him, isn't it?
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Go ahead, fine, whatever.
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I really enjoy listening to
Eckhart Tolle's audio books.
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For hours, in the car. His
message is life changing.
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It's like I'm waking up.
It's mind altering.
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What do you think
about that, Claire?
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More like mind numbing.
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I mean that voice, it's like a
drowning little elf.
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"Listen to the silence." What?
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I like watching Fox News.
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Fox News is mind altering.
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See what I'm working with here?
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You see what I'm working
with here?
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Claire, write this down.
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There are several elements to
a successful interview.
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Okay.
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Talking points, very important.
And ways to avoid answering
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the question.
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Actual strategies?
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Uh huh.
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I thought there
had to be a method!
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Although DT always did
seem to wing it.
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Oh
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And brilliantly at that.
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That's right, let's say, for
instance some dirt bag,
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piece of shit, CNN reporter
mentions something you
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don't want to talk about.
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uh, oh, here is a good one.
Where do you stand on
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Obama's birth certificate?
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He's from one of the 'shit
hole countries.'
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He is a Muslim,
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He is a terrorist,
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He started ISIS!
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He hates America!
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YES!
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And a lie repeated over and
over again becomes
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the truth!
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That is so good, is that
one of yours?
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Actually it's a, oh, nevermind.
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It's a long story.
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Now put that down.
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Claire, this is critical.
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You cannot run for the Senate
in the middle of this
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little twat, hippie cashier
business. You got to get that
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cock sucker back in line.
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I don't care how you do it.
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I will make it priority one.
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Oh, good girl.
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Oh, now I do have a friend,
well, a confidant really
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who is the kinda guy who can
make things happen or
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unhappen, if you catch
my drift.
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Are you talking about like-
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Now Claire. We are just going
to call him Ivan the fixer.
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Ivan?
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Um, I don't think I need
anyone like that right now
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But it's so nice of you
to offer.
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Well, you keep it in mind.
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[Kisses]
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I got to go, I've got a
skydiving appointment.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
You're going Skydiving?
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You are fearless!
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Oh, I do love my adrenaline
I could mainline that shit
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All day long! Bye Bye!
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How's my girl?
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All rainbows and butterflies.
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I've just been thinking about
your father. I'm worried about
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him. Have you spoken to him?
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Yeah, he's chill.
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Really? Well, how is he?
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He's fine. And no, he's not
sleeping with Deborah.
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See, I told you.
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He's just high as fuck
all the time. I think he's
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taking molly like every day.
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Oh my god, who is Molly?
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Oh, you don't know her.
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But listen I do need a
perscription for Atarol.
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I have a big test coming up.
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No...
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Baby, tell me where your
father is-
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Why don't you just text
him like a normal person.
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This is more a face to face.
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Okay, well I was really hoping
to go to Burning Man this year.
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So I just need a little bit of
seed money to get me there.
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But then after that, its a whole
trade based system.
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You're bartering in the desert,
there is no coinage.
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It's completely off the grid.
In fact, I think one of the
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rituals in burning money.
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So...
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Actually, I was thinking of
pawning some of your mom's-
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Okay, Okay, fine fine fine.
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This is his address and he is
going to hate me for giving
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this to you.
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It's okay, everything is good.
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Thank you.
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Oh, wait I do need a
perscription for atarol.
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You want me to give you
money for drugs?
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I'll make the Dean's list.
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Really?
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Fine,
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I'll call Dr. George
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I thought we got rid
of them.
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Them?
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Indians, you idiot. Go
back to sleep.
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[Inside Tipi] That feels good!
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[Inside Tipi] Yes! Release it!
Let it go!
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There is a dark force
taking control of your life.
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This is gonna give you a
brand new sense of freedom.
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What kinda sick, sex,
freaky shit is this?
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Someone say something
about a dark force?
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I'm sorry but you can't be
here.
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What are you talking about?
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I just walked through Woodstock
the after party
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to talk to him.
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Take your insanity some
place else.
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Ah, this is Claire.
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That's right, Claire Vangaurd.
Who the hell are you?
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I'm Jocelyn King, I've been
working here with Chester.
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Oh, working with Chester?
He doesn't need any work
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He just wants to get laid.
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Not the only reason, Claire.
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Boundaries, Chess.
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Boundaries, Claire.
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Boundaries? How about a
boundary for B.O?
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Anybody hear of soap and
water, ladies?
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But okay whatever, I'm
just here to negotiate
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the return of my husband.
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What are you doing
to him anyway?
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It's called Rolfing.
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It's a body modality
that releases facia
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from old deep emotional
wounds
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Are you trying to imply
that I have somehow
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wounded him?
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Ha! Snowflake.
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What did you say?
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I said snow-flake!
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You're a snowflake, okay?
Everybody is a snowflake.
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Okay, now I know that may be
hard for you to understand,
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beacuse god only gave you half
a brain, but we forgive you.
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You forgive me?
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No, no, no, I forgive you.
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You need to leave now.
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Chester!
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You need to leave.
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Oh, back off.
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Just don't even
come near me.
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Now, now-
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Do not threaten me.
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You need to leave now.
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Back off!
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Leave now!
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Oh my gosh. Chester!
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Security!
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You can't kidnap my Chester.
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I'll double whatever
they are paying you.
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We do this out of the kindness
of our hearts.
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In that case I'll triple it.
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Think about that.
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Fuck you, Deborah!
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♪
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