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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,031 --> 00:00:02,798 Peralta, you need to come with me right now. 2 00:00:02,833 --> 00:00:03,757 Can I eat my bagel? 3 00:00:03,793 --> 00:00:06,033 Trust me, you're not gonna wanna eat before you see this. 4 00:00:07,342 --> 00:00:09,617 That's Shane Reed. Suspect in a string of B&Es. 5 00:00:09,653 --> 00:00:12,144 Got pulled over this morning. This was in his trunk. 6 00:00:12,542 --> 00:00:15,008 Son of a bitch! 7 00:00:15,413 --> 00:00:16,979 Peralta... Peralta, calm down. 8 00:00:17,876 --> 00:00:19,381 Why am I here? I didn't do anything. 9 00:00:19,416 --> 00:00:21,247 You broke into 15 houses, Shane, 10 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:22,759 but that's not what I care about right now. 11 00:00:22,783 --> 00:00:24,530 All I care about is what we found in your car. 12 00:00:24,554 --> 00:00:26,802 - I don't understand. - He doesn't understand, Diaz. 13 00:00:26,838 --> 00:00:28,009 Why don't you fill him in? 14 00:00:28,157 --> 00:00:29,509 "You are invited to celebrate the wedding 15 00:00:29,533 --> 00:00:31,716 of Katherine Joyner and Douglas Judy." 16 00:00:31,752 --> 00:00:33,828 Douglas Judy, AKA Doug Judy, 17 00:00:33,863 --> 00:00:35,830 AKA, the Pontiac Bandit. 18 00:00:35,865 --> 00:00:37,365 - Maybe. - That's a yes. 19 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:39,400 Now tell me, Shane, when did you get the invite? 20 00:00:39,436 --> 00:00:40,369 What? 21 00:00:40,405 --> 00:00:41,880 When did you receive the invite in the mail 22 00:00:41,904 --> 00:00:43,271 and how come I didn't get one? 23 00:00:43,306 --> 00:00:45,173 Why would you get an invite? Do you know Doug? 24 00:00:45,208 --> 00:00:46,686 Hey, I'm the one asking the questions here! 25 00:00:46,710 --> 00:00:49,211 Calm down, Jake. Maybe it's a small wedding. 26 00:00:49,246 --> 00:00:51,913 Okay, good point. How big is the venue, Shane? 27 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:54,683 - I said how big is the venue? - I... I... I don't know! 28 00:00:54,718 --> 00:00:56,462 I... I... I... I don't know! But I bet you do know 29 00:00:56,486 --> 00:00:58,302 the password to the wedding website, don't you? 30 00:00:58,326 --> 00:00:59,354 Yeah, I guess. 31 00:00:59,389 --> 00:01:01,313 Well, then I guess you better tell it to me, Shane. 32 00:01:01,337 --> 00:01:03,022 You wash my back, I'll wash yours. 33 00:01:03,058 --> 00:01:04,058 - Wash? - I meant scratch. 34 00:01:04,085 --> 00:01:05,446 You know I meant scratch. Now tell me the password. 35 00:01:05,470 --> 00:01:07,475 I think it's "dougandkateforever." 36 00:01:07,511 --> 00:01:10,319 There, was that so hard, Shane? 37 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:11,363 You did the right thing. 38 00:01:11,399 --> 00:01:13,866 Now get this piece of trash out of my sight. 39 00:01:15,185 --> 00:01:18,816 Oh, is forever spelled out, or is it the number four? 40 00:01:18,852 --> 00:01:20,497 - Oh, it's spelled out. - Okay, thank you so much. 41 00:01:20,521 --> 00:01:22,376 Now get this piece of trash out of my sight! 42 00:01:36,876 --> 00:01:40,876 Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian www.addic7ed.com 43 00:01:42,984 --> 00:01:44,518 I'm so glad you called. 44 00:01:44,554 --> 00:01:46,567 Thanks for meeting me at my favorite establishment. 45 00:01:47,198 --> 00:01:48,346 A place where you paint pottery? 46 00:01:48,370 --> 00:01:50,156 I find a hand-painted mug 47 00:01:50,192 --> 00:01:52,055 makes a thoughtful gift for any occasion. 48 00:01:52,091 --> 00:01:54,357 So, what's going on? Anything exciting in your life 49 00:01:54,393 --> 00:01:56,072 that you maybe want to tell me about? 50 00:01:56,108 --> 00:01:58,172 I got a new job. I sit behind white CEOs 51 00:01:58,208 --> 00:02:00,076 when they have to testify before Congress, 52 00:02:00,112 --> 00:02:01,297 so they don't look so racist. 53 00:02:01,333 --> 00:02:03,582 Every 15 minutes I just whisper some nonsense at 'em. 54 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:06,808 The texture of quiche is unsettling. 55 00:02:07,389 --> 00:02:10,266 I got paid $75,000 for that nonsense. 56 00:02:10,554 --> 00:02:13,447 That's cool, congratulations. But there's nothing else, 57 00:02:13,483 --> 00:02:14,963 you know, maybe even more interesting 58 00:02:14,995 --> 00:02:16,040 that you want to fill me in on? 59 00:02:16,064 --> 00:02:17,888 It seemed like a pretty cool fact to me. 60 00:02:17,924 --> 00:02:19,524 All right, look, Judy, I know you're getting married. 61 00:02:19,548 --> 00:02:21,591 Damn it, I didn't think you'd find out about that. 62 00:02:21,627 --> 00:02:23,581 Who told you, Ronnie? Bobby? 63 00:02:23,878 --> 00:02:25,319 Ricky? Mike? 64 00:02:25,355 --> 00:02:26,849 Don't try and change the subject by tricking me 65 00:02:26,873 --> 00:02:28,118 into singing New Edition with you. 66 00:02:28,142 --> 00:02:29,431 I don't know what you're talking about. 67 00:02:29,455 --> 00:02:31,312 Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike... 68 00:02:31,475 --> 00:02:33,117 ♪ If I like the girl who cares who you like ♪ 69 00:02:33,141 --> 00:02:34,987 - Whoo! - So all is forgiven? 70 00:02:35,023 --> 00:02:36,679 No! Why didn't you invite me? 71 00:02:36,715 --> 00:02:39,281 I wanted to, but a lot of people in my life are crooks 72 00:02:39,317 --> 00:02:41,265 and they think it's weird that I'm friends with a cop. 73 00:02:41,289 --> 00:02:44,544 They just don't understand. Kind of like... parents? 74 00:02:44,580 --> 00:02:45,969 No, no more songs. 75 00:02:46,005 --> 00:02:48,244 Look, I'm having my Bachelor party tomorrow night 76 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:50,284 and I want you to be there. We'll make up a criminal alias 77 00:02:50,308 --> 00:02:51,663 for you so you can meet the boys. 78 00:02:51,699 --> 00:02:52,976 Obviously that's a super cool plan, 79 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,700 but no, I don't want your pity. 80 00:02:54,735 --> 00:02:59,304 Suit yourself, but it's gonna be one sexy-ass weekend. 81 00:02:59,370 --> 00:03:00,370 Like... 82 00:03:02,287 --> 00:03:03,684 How sexy-ass are we talking here? 83 00:03:03,720 --> 00:03:06,555 - Private jet to Miami, baby! - And there's a red carpet! 84 00:03:06,591 --> 00:03:08,479 Forget the red carpet. Private jet! 85 00:03:08,515 --> 00:03:10,282 Yes, and a jet! The jet is better. 86 00:03:10,317 --> 00:03:12,259 - Miami, here we come! - Whoo! 87 00:03:12,920 --> 00:03:14,551 Today is Holt's first day 88 00:03:14,587 --> 00:03:16,621 back in his office and I wanna make sure 89 00:03:16,656 --> 00:03:18,189 everything is just how he left it. 90 00:03:18,224 --> 00:03:20,659 Now, I can't remember, was this little figurine 91 00:03:20,694 --> 00:03:24,336 of Cheddar at a 45 or 50 degree angle? 92 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,205 Terry, it's a five degree difference. 93 00:03:26,241 --> 00:03:28,208 You better figure it out. 94 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:30,702 Ah, I missed this place. 95 00:03:30,737 --> 00:03:32,470 Huh, little Cheddar's askew. 96 00:03:33,389 --> 00:03:35,317 You really made yourself at home, didn't you Jeffords? 97 00:03:35,341 --> 00:03:37,142 But, uh... no matter. 98 00:03:37,177 --> 00:03:38,810 Just glad to be here. 99 00:03:38,845 --> 00:03:42,747 I am a captain again. Back where I belong. 100 00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:45,022 Everything is perfect. 101 00:03:46,338 --> 00:03:47,349 Wow... 102 00:03:47,385 --> 00:03:49,857 there's absolutely nothing that could puncture my... 103 00:03:50,992 --> 00:03:52,523 - where's the business card? - What? 104 00:03:52,558 --> 00:03:54,533 The business card that was right here. 105 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:56,670 It had a piece of gum on it. It's very important to me. 106 00:03:56,694 --> 00:03:57,728 You didn't throw it away, did you? 107 00:03:57,752 --> 00:03:59,362 No, Terry would never 108 00:03:59,398 --> 00:04:01,566 throw away something that looked exactly like trash. 109 00:04:01,601 --> 00:04:03,033 Good. I'll be back in half an hour. 110 00:04:03,068 --> 00:04:04,154 Make sure it's on my desk by then. 111 00:04:04,178 --> 00:04:06,571 Will do, sir. I got it. 112 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:07,715 I'm on it. 113 00:04:07,806 --> 00:04:08,960 I definitely threw it away. 114 00:04:10,042 --> 00:04:11,511 I want you to meet the guys. 115 00:04:11,547 --> 00:04:13,534 This is Nathan, Josh, and Chuck. 116 00:04:13,570 --> 00:04:14,756 This is my buddy, Sean, from prison. 117 00:04:14,780 --> 00:04:16,113 How's it going, fellas? 118 00:04:16,148 --> 00:04:17,748 I've never heard you mention Sean before. 119 00:04:17,783 --> 00:04:19,751 Yeah, well like he said, I just got out of jail. 120 00:04:19,787 --> 00:04:20,718 Five years. 121 00:04:20,754 --> 00:04:22,019 Tough sentence. What'd you do? 122 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:24,589 Elder abuse. Got my grandpa good, so... 123 00:04:24,624 --> 00:04:26,190 Damn, that's very upsetting. 124 00:04:26,225 --> 00:04:27,358 Damn straight it is. 125 00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:28,626 Elder abuse? 126 00:04:28,661 --> 00:04:29,904 I was trying to think of something that 127 00:04:29,928 --> 00:04:31,565 wouldn't inspire any follow-up questions. 128 00:04:31,631 --> 00:04:32,814 Doug Judy! 129 00:04:33,232 --> 00:04:35,335 Cubes! My man. 130 00:04:36,159 --> 00:04:37,404 Sean, I'd like you to meet 131 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,703 the man whose private jet we are flying on today. 132 00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:40,937 Yeah, you're Mark Cuban. 133 00:04:41,136 --> 00:04:42,214 How do you guys know each other? 134 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,295 Doug came on "Shark Tank" 135 00:04:43,331 --> 00:04:45,242 to pitch his idea for the Smush Shush. 136 00:04:45,277 --> 00:04:47,711 It's a noise-cancelling blanket for secret sex. 137 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:50,146 The product demonstration did not go well. 138 00:04:50,181 --> 00:04:52,215 Robert fainted. Anyway, enjoy the jet. 139 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:53,883 Just bring it back in one piece, okay? 140 00:04:53,918 --> 00:04:55,427 No promises, Mark Cuban. 141 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:56,570 I mean, we do wanna make sure 142 00:04:56,594 --> 00:04:57,972 the airplane stays in one piece though, right? 143 00:04:57,996 --> 00:05:00,114 Nah, I saw, "Flight." If anything goes wrong, 144 00:05:00,150 --> 00:05:01,324 fly the plane upside down. 145 00:05:01,359 --> 00:05:02,936 Oh, right, I forgot about "Flight," the movie, "Flight." 146 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:04,040 All right, let's rip it up! 147 00:05:05,301 --> 00:05:07,631 - What's going on here? - Oh, measuring the space. 148 00:05:07,666 --> 00:05:08,746 We finally got a work order 149 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:10,275 approved to fix the outlet, so... 150 00:05:10,887 --> 00:05:12,587 we can get a third vending machine. 151 00:05:12,623 --> 00:05:13,623 What? 152 00:05:13,659 --> 00:05:15,109 A third vending machine. 153 00:05:15,145 --> 00:05:16,789 Why are you whispering about getting a new vending machine? 154 00:05:16,813 --> 00:05:18,548 - New vending machine! - What model number? 155 00:05:18,584 --> 00:05:19,584 Oh, that's why. 156 00:05:19,643 --> 00:05:20,788 We asked you what model number. 157 00:05:20,812 --> 00:05:22,411 I don't know, a normal one 158 00:05:22,446 --> 00:05:23,576 with glass in the front. 159 00:05:23,612 --> 00:05:25,145 Seriously? Did you even look into 160 00:05:25,181 --> 00:05:26,915 the DiGiSnax 600E? 161 00:05:26,951 --> 00:05:28,851 I'd be into a fancy machine, too. 162 00:05:28,886 --> 00:05:30,853 I was just reading about a Japanese one 163 00:05:30,888 --> 00:05:32,501 that serves shellfish. 164 00:05:32,690 --> 00:05:34,134 We're not getting a shellfish machine. 165 00:05:34,158 --> 00:05:35,992 Yeah, Boyle, we're getting a smart machine 166 00:05:36,027 --> 00:05:38,261 that suggests soda pairings based on your chip choice. 167 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:40,930 Or one with a make-it-wet gravy feature! 168 00:05:40,965 --> 00:05:42,932 Okay, look. Why don't you get a few options 169 00:05:42,967 --> 00:05:44,934 together and then I'll decide, okay? 170 00:05:44,969 --> 00:05:46,302 At least Terry's not here 171 00:05:46,337 --> 00:05:47,614 to try to make me get a yogurt machine. 172 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:48,947 What was that about yogurt? 173 00:05:49,720 --> 00:05:51,106 This jet is insane. 174 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,187 There's a private chef that'll make anything you ask for, 175 00:05:53,211 --> 00:05:54,341 no matter how expensive. 176 00:05:54,377 --> 00:05:56,178 I just ordered lobster enchanté. 177 00:05:56,214 --> 00:05:57,846 - Oh, damn, what's that? - I don't know. 178 00:05:57,881 --> 00:05:59,192 I just said the fanciest words I could think of. 179 00:05:59,216 --> 00:06:01,137 Oh, I'm gonna get the Veal Prime Minister. 180 00:06:01,173 --> 00:06:02,519 Mm, that sounds good. 181 00:06:02,555 --> 00:06:04,594 Hey, you wanna try out the Smush Shush? 182 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,873 What? You have one with you? 183 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:08,377 - I take it everywhere, baby. - Yeah, there it is. 184 00:06:08,413 --> 00:06:10,147 - Yeah. - So it's noise canceling? 185 00:06:11,585 --> 00:06:13,785 It's so heavy. It's crushing my bones. 186 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:15,174 Yeah, that was the Shark's problem with it, too. 187 00:06:15,198 --> 00:06:16,465 I can't breathe. Get it off me. 188 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:17,500 Get it off me. 189 00:06:17,530 --> 00:06:19,801 Yeah, you sound exactly like Barbara right now. 190 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,526 Disappointed in you, Jake. 191 00:06:21,562 --> 00:06:23,002 Pilot says we're starting our descent. 192 00:06:23,026 --> 00:06:24,839 - Then let's get changed, boys! - Changed? 193 00:06:24,875 --> 00:06:26,152 But these are my coolest clothes. 194 00:06:26,176 --> 00:06:27,654 I got them from a targeted Instagram ad 195 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:29,088 after looking at photos of Cam Newton. 196 00:06:29,112 --> 00:06:30,724 The outfit's beautiful, but it doesn't really 197 00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:32,314 say, "Miami." 198 00:06:32,349 --> 00:06:34,316 What does say, "Miami?" 199 00:06:34,351 --> 00:06:36,585 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga ♪ 200 00:06:36,620 --> 00:06:38,586 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 201 00:06:38,621 --> 00:06:40,755 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 202 00:06:40,790 --> 00:06:43,491 ♪ Don't you fight it 'til you tried it, do that conga beat ♪ 203 00:06:43,652 --> 00:06:45,660 Are you sure this is culturally okay for me? 204 00:06:45,695 --> 00:06:47,290 - We're gonna find out. - All right. 205 00:06:47,797 --> 00:06:49,717 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby, do that conga ♪ 206 00:06:50,033 --> 00:06:51,900 Damn, Judy, this place is nice. 207 00:06:51,935 --> 00:06:54,002 Yeah, some Russian oligarch got the penthouse, 208 00:06:54,037 --> 00:06:56,004 but this is the second nicest room. 209 00:06:56,039 --> 00:06:58,506 - Surprise! - Trudy Judy! 210 00:06:58,541 --> 00:07:00,253 What you doing here? I thought you were in prison! 211 00:07:00,277 --> 00:07:02,344 Nope, I was a real sweet pea, so they let me out 212 00:07:02,379 --> 00:07:04,360 for good behavior. What the hell? 213 00:07:04,469 --> 00:07:06,229 What's this NARC doing here? 214 00:07:08,492 --> 00:07:09,705 No! 215 00:07:13,718 --> 00:07:15,688 What the hell was that? You almost blew my cover. 216 00:07:15,723 --> 00:07:17,222 Yeah, they're all suspicious now. 217 00:07:17,257 --> 00:07:19,128 You have to help us convince them that Jake's not a cop. 218 00:07:19,152 --> 00:07:20,764 Why? I don't understand why you invited him. 219 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,638 This was supposed to be a crazy weekend of boobs and butts. 220 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:23,876 Trudy Judy, you're not gonna see 221 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:25,455 boobs or butts this weekend. 222 00:07:25,491 --> 00:07:27,709 I'll see butts if I wanna see butts. 223 00:07:27,745 --> 00:07:29,640 And Jake is here because he's my friend 224 00:07:29,676 --> 00:07:30,812 and he really wanted to come. 225 00:07:30,836 --> 00:07:32,603 No, he's up to something. 226 00:07:32,638 --> 00:07:34,071 He's probably here to arrest Chuck. 227 00:07:34,106 --> 00:07:35,525 I would never arrest Chuck... but, I mean, 228 00:07:35,549 --> 00:07:36,853 why'd you say that? What did Chuck do? 229 00:07:36,877 --> 00:07:39,642 Wow... cops always be copping. 230 00:07:39,678 --> 00:07:41,026 That's not true. I do bad things. 231 00:07:41,062 --> 00:07:43,129 One time I illegally downloaded an O-Town album! 232 00:07:43,165 --> 00:07:44,645 Dang, that's one of the hardest boy bands. 233 00:07:44,669 --> 00:07:47,250 Exactly, they're scary. Look, I can be cool. 234 00:07:47,285 --> 00:07:49,497 As long as nobody commits any major crimes in front of me. 235 00:07:49,521 --> 00:07:52,181 It's not a problem. We don't have to break the law to have fun. 236 00:07:52,217 --> 00:07:53,257 We gonna have some drinks, 237 00:07:53,291 --> 00:07:55,136 smoke some Cubans, eat a steak, either crazy big 238 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,180 or crazy small, whichever's more expensive. 239 00:07:57,216 --> 00:07:58,927 I'd rather see butts. 240 00:07:58,963 --> 00:08:00,997 Fine, if I let you see butts, 241 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,453 will you convince the guys that Jake's not a cop? 242 00:08:03,489 --> 00:08:04,588 How many butts are we talking? 243 00:08:04,612 --> 00:08:05,470 - Six. - Ten. 244 00:08:05,506 --> 00:08:06,268 - Seven. - Nine. 245 00:08:06,303 --> 00:08:07,590 Fine, eight, I'll meet you in the middle. 246 00:08:07,614 --> 00:08:08,891 Nah, you waited too long. Now it's up to 14. 247 00:08:08,915 --> 00:08:10,583 - 14 butts! - She's a grown woman. 248 00:08:10,619 --> 00:08:12,251 - Just let her see butts, man. - Thank you, Jake. 249 00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,087 Thank you for coming to my aid on the butt thing. 250 00:08:14,111 --> 00:08:16,612 One step closer to trust. Now I'ma go out there and help 251 00:08:16,648 --> 00:08:18,492 your fedora-wearing Jason Mraz-looking ass, okay? 252 00:08:18,516 --> 00:08:20,316 I think I look like Andy Garcia in this hat. 253 00:08:20,351 --> 00:08:21,829 - You look like Seth Green. - Seth Green? 254 00:08:21,853 --> 00:08:23,452 - No, Tom Green. - Tom Green. 255 00:08:23,487 --> 00:08:24,935 - You're thinking of Tom Green. - Tom Green? 256 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,759 No, go back to Jason Mraz. 257 00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:31,364 Okay, so Holt's gum-covered business card is long gone. 258 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,823 But I have a plan. 259 00:08:32,859 --> 00:08:33,860 Great, what's the scheme? 260 00:08:33,896 --> 00:08:36,656 Well, when I first moved in, I took a couple selfies 261 00:08:36,692 --> 00:08:38,834 to commemorate getting my own office. 262 00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,902 - A couple? - Oh, please. 263 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,172 Like you don't have any selfies. 264 00:08:42,196 --> 00:08:43,572 Let me see your camera roll. 265 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:47,355 Zero photos? That's so much weirder! 266 00:08:47,391 --> 00:08:49,124 - Thank you. - Anyway, look. 267 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:52,128 If you zoom in enough, you can see the business card. 268 00:08:52,164 --> 00:08:54,332 We can recreate it and print a new one! 269 00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:56,034 Wait, does that say "Zeff Wilcox"? 270 00:08:56,070 --> 00:08:58,318 Zeff? No, it's probably Jeff. 271 00:08:58,354 --> 00:09:00,082 You know, like a normal human name. 272 00:09:00,118 --> 00:09:01,123 Names are all made up. 273 00:09:01,158 --> 00:09:02,891 There's no such thing as a normal name. 274 00:09:03,394 --> 00:09:04,476 "Terry." 275 00:09:04,728 --> 00:09:06,427 I am not putting "Zeff" on that card. 276 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,533 It's your funeral. 277 00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:08,816 Have you found my business card? 278 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:10,343 Uh... you know what, 279 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:13,001 I actually brought it home by accident. 280 00:09:13,036 --> 00:09:16,071 I got confused because I know someone with that name. 281 00:09:16,106 --> 00:09:18,266 You know another Zeff? 282 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:22,276 Yeah, he's married to Sharon's friend, Zudy. 283 00:09:22,312 --> 00:09:24,406 We have dinner with Zeff and Zudy once a month. 284 00:09:24,442 --> 00:09:25,739 You know, I'm gonna go home and get it. 285 00:09:25,763 --> 00:09:27,329 Excuse me. 286 00:09:29,305 --> 00:09:30,571 I think they swing. 287 00:09:31,254 --> 00:09:33,922 So in the end, it's more than a vending machine. 288 00:09:33,957 --> 00:09:36,091 It's a vending experience. 289 00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:39,227 A vending experience that serves fried octopus balls? 290 00:09:39,262 --> 00:09:42,350 It also serves eel balls and clam balls and... 291 00:09:42,765 --> 00:09:44,585 it's really just the three kinds of balls. 292 00:09:44,621 --> 00:09:47,134 Oh, okay. On that horrifying note, 293 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:48,709 Scully and Hitchcock, it's your turn. 294 00:09:48,903 --> 00:09:51,794 Allow me to introduce you to the Q3400. 295 00:09:51,907 --> 00:09:54,141 She's got it all. Chips, candy, soda, 296 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,320 and a whole lot of class. 297 00:09:55,356 --> 00:09:56,804 That sounds great for snacking, 298 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:59,414 but what if I'm stuck working late at the office? 299 00:09:59,449 --> 00:10:01,607 How about a personal-sized frozen pizza? 300 00:10:01,643 --> 00:10:03,277 And then what? I have to carry it 301 00:10:03,313 --> 00:10:05,846 all the way over to the microwave on my own? 302 00:10:05,882 --> 00:10:07,162 Who has the time? 303 00:10:07,198 --> 00:10:08,734 Well, you're in luck, because... 304 00:10:08,770 --> 00:10:10,805 I get it! It cooks the pizza for you. 305 00:10:10,841 --> 00:10:12,610 It cooks the pizza for you. 306 00:10:13,432 --> 00:10:14,587 ♪ And you know ♪ 307 00:10:14,623 --> 00:10:16,063 ♪ It ain't fiction ♪ 308 00:10:16,098 --> 00:10:17,932 ♪ Just a natural fact ♪ 309 00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:20,101 ♪ Ooh We come together ♪ 310 00:10:20,136 --> 00:10:26,006 ♪ 'Cause opposites attract ♪ 311 00:10:27,777 --> 00:10:29,588 No applause? Wow. 312 00:10:29,624 --> 00:10:30,756 I'm still just a little confused. 313 00:10:30,780 --> 00:10:31,791 Who is Sean, really? 314 00:10:31,827 --> 00:10:32,972 Why'd your sister say he was a NARC? 315 00:10:32,996 --> 00:10:34,447 - Is he a cop? - He's not a cop. 316 00:10:34,483 --> 00:10:36,617 He caught me cheating on my boyfriend and he snitched. 317 00:10:36,653 --> 00:10:39,318 It was a real dick move, but I have since forgiven him. 318 00:10:39,354 --> 00:10:40,621 It's just weird that none of us 319 00:10:40,656 --> 00:10:41,688 have ever heard of him before. 320 00:10:41,712 --> 00:10:43,456 And we're paranoid because Doug still has 321 00:10:43,492 --> 00:10:44,825 that cop friend in the NYPD. 322 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,420 - That dude is not my friend. - Yeah. 323 00:10:46,456 --> 00:10:47,628 - He dumb as hell. - Yeah. 324 00:10:47,663 --> 00:10:49,307 - I'm always tricking him. - Well, not every time. 325 00:10:49,331 --> 00:10:50,442 - Plus, he's short. - Everyone's short to you. 326 00:10:50,466 --> 00:10:52,310 - You're a giant. - Probably never even had sex. 327 00:10:52,334 --> 00:10:53,576 Seems unlikely. He's an adult. 328 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,125 But the point is, I'm Sean. Tall Sean. 329 00:10:55,149 --> 00:10:56,781 Okay, well I'm glad to hear you're not a NARC, 330 00:10:56,805 --> 00:10:58,048 'cause it'd have been real awkward 331 00:10:58,072 --> 00:10:59,537 considering what we did earlier. 332 00:10:59,573 --> 00:11:00,439 Huh? 333 00:11:00,475 --> 00:11:02,353 While you were checking in, we stole $10 million 334 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:03,688 worth of diamonds from that rich Russian dude 335 00:11:03,712 --> 00:11:04,978 in the penthouse! 336 00:11:05,013 --> 00:11:06,179 Bling, bling, baby! 337 00:11:06,214 --> 00:11:08,548 You idiots. He's NYPD. 338 00:11:08,583 --> 00:11:10,150 That's Doug's cop friend. 339 00:11:10,185 --> 00:11:14,788 Wow... way to ruin Doug's bachelor party, Trudy. 340 00:11:15,116 --> 00:11:17,104 What a buzz kill, right, guys? 341 00:11:22,879 --> 00:11:24,596 I knew it was a mistake to invite a cop. 342 00:11:24,632 --> 00:11:25,849 That's why you should only interact 343 00:11:25,873 --> 00:11:27,590 with people who are exactly the same as you. 344 00:11:27,614 --> 00:11:28,865 That's a terrible lesson. 345 00:11:28,901 --> 00:11:30,095 Sometimes things aren't lessons. 346 00:11:30,119 --> 00:11:31,665 Sometimes things are just messed up facts. 347 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:33,991 Guys, relax, Jake wasn't gonna arrest anybody. 348 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,924 - No, I definitely was. - With what evidence? 349 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:37,226 The diamonds aren't even here. 350 00:11:37,261 --> 00:11:38,854 They confessed right in front of me. 351 00:11:38,890 --> 00:11:39,951 Why would you pull a heist 352 00:11:39,987 --> 00:11:41,084 in the middle of my bachelor party? 353 00:11:41,108 --> 00:11:42,248 You pulled a heist during my wedding. 354 00:11:42,272 --> 00:11:43,863 Shh... he's a cop, man. Come on, chill. 355 00:11:43,899 --> 00:11:45,066 - Judy. - Come on, guys. 356 00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:45,942 What are we gonna do? 357 00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,278 I say we tie this NARC up, 358 00:11:47,314 --> 00:11:49,126 leave him to starve, and disappear with the diamonds. 359 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:50,549 - Chuck. - We're not doing that. 360 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,031 - Thank you. - It'll ruin my bachelor party. 361 00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:53,288 That's your issue with it? 362 00:11:53,324 --> 00:11:54,683 I put a lot of work into this weekend. 363 00:11:54,707 --> 00:11:56,221 I got us all shirts that say, "Doug's Dudes." 364 00:11:56,245 --> 00:11:56,945 Ooh. 365 00:11:56,980 --> 00:11:58,248 Sorry, but what's done is done. 366 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,596 It's not like we can put the diamonds back. 367 00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,253 Hold up, that's a great idea. 368 00:12:01,550 --> 00:12:02,951 We pull a reverse heist. 369 00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:04,196 Does the Russian know his diamonds are missing? 370 00:12:04,220 --> 00:12:05,429 No, we swapped them for fakes. 371 00:12:05,465 --> 00:12:07,078 Perfect, that means he hasn't reported it. 372 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,735 - No harm, no foul. - Okay, wait. 373 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:10,769 I mean, obviously I love the premise and I think 374 00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:13,072 a reverse heist would make for a great movie and I already 375 00:12:13,096 --> 00:12:15,036 have the tag line, "This summer there are takebacks." 376 00:12:15,060 --> 00:12:15,971 Love that. 377 00:12:16,007 --> 00:12:17,517 The poster would be you and me back-to-back 378 00:12:17,541 --> 00:12:19,377 with our arms crossed, but no, I'm not onboard with this. 379 00:12:19,401 --> 00:12:20,339 I'm a cop. 380 00:12:20,375 --> 00:12:21,937 And a cop's job is to prevent crime 381 00:12:21,973 --> 00:12:23,270 and that's what you'd be doing. 382 00:12:23,305 --> 00:12:24,994 Please, Jake. For me? 383 00:12:26,789 --> 00:12:28,989 Okay, fine. 'Cause it's your bachelor party 384 00:12:29,025 --> 00:12:31,025 and only if I see them put back with my own eyes. 385 00:12:31,061 --> 00:12:33,730 Yes! Deal. Reverse heist, baby. 386 00:12:33,766 --> 00:12:35,366 The Takeback. Coming this fall to HBO. 387 00:12:35,402 --> 00:12:36,735 It's a TV show now? 388 00:12:36,771 --> 00:12:38,411 Well that's where all the best content is. 389 00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,247 So what do you think? 390 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:44,592 Which gum looks the most like the one from the picture? 391 00:12:44,627 --> 00:12:47,465 Two pink, too wet, too small, too chewed, too smooth, 392 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:48,834 too wet, all wrong, too pink, 393 00:12:48,870 --> 00:12:50,081 too fresh, too dirty, too clean. 394 00:12:50,105 --> 00:12:51,484 None of these work. You struck out. 395 00:12:51,508 --> 00:12:53,236 We don't have any time. What do we do? 396 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,383 I don't know. Pick one and pray. 397 00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:57,209 Uh... I'm gonna go with... you. 398 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:58,949 Not that one. 399 00:13:00,277 --> 00:13:01,277 This one. 400 00:13:01,963 --> 00:13:04,611 Hmm... it's a little less pink than I recall. 401 00:13:04,924 --> 00:13:07,981 But I suppose we exaggerate the beauty of those we love. 402 00:13:08,328 --> 00:13:09,888 It's good to have you back, old friend. 403 00:13:10,034 --> 00:13:11,833 Can I ask why that card is so important? 404 00:13:11,869 --> 00:13:13,904 Because of Zeff Wilcox. 405 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,642 He was a victim in the first case I worked. 406 00:13:16,191 --> 00:13:18,191 - I always want to remember him. - That's nice. 407 00:13:18,226 --> 00:13:19,509 And the words he wrote on the back. 408 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:20,657 The back... say what, now? 409 00:13:21,420 --> 00:13:23,053 Why is this blank? 410 00:13:23,791 --> 00:13:26,301 I threw it away. I thought it was trash. 411 00:13:26,337 --> 00:13:28,281 I didn't know you kept it to remember someone you helped. 412 00:13:28,305 --> 00:13:30,640 I didn't help Zeff, I failed Zeff. 413 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,008 His case was never solved. 414 00:13:32,044 --> 00:13:33,845 The words written on the back were: 415 00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,352 "Thanks for nothing." 416 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:36,844 Oh, man, that's rough. 417 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,946 I have held onto that card for 30 years 418 00:13:38,982 --> 00:13:40,795 because I always wanted to remember what it felt like 419 00:13:40,819 --> 00:13:42,952 to let someone down, so I'd never do it again. 420 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:46,624 That card made me the cop I am today. 421 00:13:46,779 --> 00:13:50,761 Without it... I'm lost. 422 00:13:52,543 --> 00:13:54,370 Since this seems important now, I want to be clear. 423 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,029 This is Terry's thing, I've just been along for the ride. 424 00:13:56,053 --> 00:13:57,174 - Rosa! - Noted. 425 00:13:57,931 --> 00:13:59,230 So tell us how you stole 426 00:13:59,265 --> 00:14:00,597 the diamonds, so we can just reverse it. 427 00:14:00,621 --> 00:14:02,066 Won't work. We took them from the luggage 428 00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,523 downstairs, posing as bellhops. 429 00:14:03,559 --> 00:14:04,688 It was a one-time opportunity. 430 00:14:04,712 --> 00:14:06,248 And now the fakes are locked in the safe 431 00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:07,973 in a bodyguard-protected suite. 432 00:14:08,008 --> 00:14:11,043 Well lucky for you, I have a long past in heist planning. 433 00:14:11,078 --> 00:14:12,914 It's how I proposed to my wife. 434 00:14:12,950 --> 00:14:15,050 That's a great story. Makes me cry every time. 435 00:14:15,086 --> 00:14:16,431 Oh, thank you. Well, I guess I'll tell it. 436 00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:19,189 You see, once a year, at Halloween... 437 00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:20,596 I can tell that I'm losing the room. 438 00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,889 I'll just move on. 439 00:14:22,053 --> 00:14:25,188 So here's how our thing is gonna go. 440 00:14:25,224 --> 00:14:26,925 Every hotel safe has an override code, 441 00:14:26,961 --> 00:14:28,594 in case guests leave them locked. 442 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:31,064 That code is kept on the concierge's computer. 443 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,067 Do you know who this is? 444 00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:35,437 This is Matt Daniel, the most popular 445 00:14:35,473 --> 00:14:37,440 male ASMR performer on Twitch. 446 00:14:37,476 --> 00:14:40,368 - ASMR performer? - Someone who speaks real soft. 447 00:14:40,404 --> 00:14:41,737 I also crinkle paper. 448 00:14:41,773 --> 00:14:43,341 We're trying to stream and the noise 449 00:14:43,377 --> 00:14:45,209 on the eighth floor is unacceptable. 450 00:14:45,245 --> 00:14:47,279 My fans can't hear my mouth sounds. 451 00:14:47,681 --> 00:14:49,282 I'm so sorry, I can't hear you. 452 00:14:49,318 --> 00:14:50,303 That's the point, Georgina. 453 00:14:50,339 --> 00:14:51,595 He says that's the point, Georgina. 454 00:14:51,619 --> 00:14:52,930 This is taking too long. Make a video. 455 00:14:52,954 --> 00:14:55,217 Tell your 25 million subscribers 456 00:14:55,253 --> 00:14:57,416 to never stay at this crap hotel. 457 00:14:57,452 --> 00:14:59,255 No, no, no. I'll take care of it. 458 00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:00,800 Let me talk to my general manager. 459 00:15:01,225 --> 00:15:02,950 - You better run. - Matt, don't yell. 460 00:15:03,329 --> 00:15:04,805 You'll strain your beautiful voice. 461 00:15:05,247 --> 00:15:06,714 Once we hack into the computer 462 00:15:06,750 --> 00:15:07,855 and get the override code, 463 00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:09,558 Trudy will put on a housekeeper's uniform 464 00:15:09,594 --> 00:15:12,256 and I will gracefully hide in her cart. 465 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,481 I got it myself. 466 00:15:15,420 --> 00:15:17,540 Then, after the Russian goes out for the night, 467 00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:19,441 Trudy will show up for turn-down service 468 00:15:19,476 --> 00:15:21,610 and I sneak out when the guards are distracted by 469 00:15:21,645 --> 00:15:23,382 Trudy's signature sexy housekeeping. 470 00:15:25,683 --> 00:15:27,750 Trudy will then exit, leaving me behind in the suite 471 00:15:27,785 --> 00:15:30,285 so I can unlock the balcony door for Chuck and Doug, 472 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,320 who are waiting outside on the window washer's rig. 473 00:15:32,463 --> 00:15:34,422 Chuck will bring the stolen diamonds and I'll use 474 00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:36,469 the override code to put them back where they belong. 475 00:15:36,493 --> 00:15:39,503 Then, we head down to the room where we party like hell. 476 00:15:42,833 --> 00:15:44,399 Trudy Judy... 477 00:15:44,434 --> 00:15:47,235 It's exactly 14, just like you promised. 478 00:15:47,270 --> 00:15:49,047 - You did promise her butts. - I know. 479 00:15:50,107 --> 00:15:52,807 Mmm... the smell of fresh cooked pizza. 480 00:15:52,842 --> 00:15:54,475 Where are we? Rome, Italy? 481 00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:56,644 Guys, you got the vending machine you wanted. 482 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,512 You can stop with the play acting. 483 00:15:58,547 --> 00:15:59,981 I don't think that's scripted. 484 00:16:00,016 --> 00:16:01,557 That's just them talking about pizza. 485 00:16:01,593 --> 00:16:03,059 Yum, yum, yum. 486 00:16:03,352 --> 00:16:06,353 I shouldn't have pushed for the fish ball machine. 487 00:16:06,388 --> 00:16:07,733 I should've just played it safe 488 00:16:07,769 --> 00:16:09,582 and gone for the fish cake machine. 489 00:16:09,618 --> 00:16:11,752 So you don't think the fish part was the problem? 490 00:16:11,788 --> 00:16:14,073 - I don't. - Well, at least they're happy. 491 00:16:14,109 --> 00:16:15,109 Look at 'em. 492 00:16:17,599 --> 00:16:19,305 My pizza! 493 00:16:19,869 --> 00:16:21,102 You did it, Peralta. 494 00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,603 You pulled off the reverse heist. 495 00:16:22,638 --> 00:16:24,672 This whole time I thought you were a bitch... 496 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,440 but truth is, you're actually that bitch! 497 00:16:27,475 --> 00:16:29,976 He is, isn't he? He's that bitch. 498 00:16:30,012 --> 00:16:31,812 I don't know if I want that nickname to stick. 499 00:16:32,593 --> 00:16:33,859 Ooh, I hope my butts are back. 500 00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:34,995 I do not like how butts 501 00:16:35,031 --> 00:16:36,397 have become your thing, Trudy. 502 00:16:36,433 --> 00:16:38,273 - You used to love horses. - Horses have butts. 503 00:16:38,302 --> 00:16:39,936 Guys, it's not butts. 504 00:16:39,972 --> 00:16:41,371 I'm so sorry, Doug. 505 00:16:41,407 --> 00:16:42,240 Miami PD! 506 00:16:42,276 --> 00:16:43,776 It's just those three back there. 507 00:16:43,812 --> 00:16:44,778 Hand on the table. 508 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,180 Jake, what the hell? 509 00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,758 Cops always be copping. 510 00:16:50,109 --> 00:16:52,085 Hey! Hey there, friends. 511 00:16:52,121 --> 00:16:54,748 I tried to flag down your taxi as you were leaving the police station. 512 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,844 It was actually funny, 'cause we made a lot of eye contact, 513 00:16:56,868 --> 00:16:57,958 but you just drove off. 514 00:16:57,994 --> 00:16:59,560 Anyways, I'm here now. We can go. 515 00:16:59,596 --> 00:17:01,010 You want us to take you back to New York 516 00:17:01,034 --> 00:17:02,395 after you got my friends arrested? 517 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:03,808 Nuh-uh, you flying commercial, son. 518 00:17:03,832 --> 00:17:04,866 I hope you get a middle seat. 519 00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,026 I hope they charge you for your carry-ons. 520 00:17:06,050 --> 00:17:07,364 I hope you sit next to someone chatty. 521 00:17:07,388 --> 00:17:08,889 Someone going through something real hard. 522 00:17:08,913 --> 00:17:10,657 I hope the pilot makes an announcement during 523 00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,115 the emotional climax of the movie you're watching. 524 00:17:12,139 --> 00:17:14,973 - Ooh, you nasty! - Damn, Doug and Trudy Judy. 525 00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,109 Look, I'm sorry, but it was grand larceny. 526 00:17:17,144 --> 00:17:18,489 I couldn't just let them get away with it. 527 00:17:18,513 --> 00:17:19,990 Well if you were gonna arrest them anyway, 528 00:17:20,014 --> 00:17:21,057 why bother with the reverse heist? 529 00:17:21,081 --> 00:17:22,615 It's like Trudy said. 530 00:17:22,650 --> 00:17:24,161 We didn't have the diamonds. It wasn't enough evidence. 531 00:17:24,185 --> 00:17:25,451 But we put them back. 532 00:17:25,486 --> 00:17:26,861 Yeah, only because I was there. 533 00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:28,369 Not to mention the fact that I was fully complicit. 534 00:17:28,393 --> 00:17:29,525 I could've gone to jail. 535 00:17:29,561 --> 00:17:30,607 Wait, we destroyed your phone. 536 00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:32,810 - How did you call for backup? - That was actually easy. 537 00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:34,888 When Doug was distracted, yelling at the concierge... 538 00:17:34,912 --> 00:17:36,253 Let me talk to my general manager. 539 00:17:36,277 --> 00:17:38,461 I swapped out my waterlogged phone for his. 540 00:17:39,300 --> 00:17:40,844 Damn, I would have noticed that if I wasn't trying 541 00:17:40,868 --> 00:17:42,913 to live in the moment and not look at my phone so much. 542 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:45,237 And then when I was hidden in the cart, I called the cops. 543 00:17:45,272 --> 00:17:46,806 Mm, impossible. I would've heard you. 544 00:17:46,841 --> 00:17:48,440 Not with the Smush Shush! 545 00:17:48,475 --> 00:17:51,143 This is Jake Peralta. I'm a detective with the NYPD. 546 00:17:51,178 --> 00:17:53,078 Foot cramp, foot cramp. 547 00:17:53,113 --> 00:17:54,780 First of all, how dare you! 548 00:17:54,815 --> 00:17:57,016 Second of all, would you call Barbara Corcoran 549 00:17:57,051 --> 00:17:59,044 and tell her this product is not useless? 550 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,380 I don't know her. I'm sorry that I betrayed you, Doug, 551 00:18:01,416 --> 00:18:03,443 but I'm a cop. I didn't have a choice. 552 00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:05,576 - We can still be friends, right? - I don't know. 553 00:18:05,612 --> 00:18:08,224 Did you even illegally download that O-Town album? 554 00:18:08,795 --> 00:18:10,629 No. 555 00:18:10,664 --> 00:18:13,538 I bought it at their concert. Came bundled with a sweatshirt. 556 00:18:14,034 --> 00:18:15,868 - You make me sick. - Disgusting. 557 00:18:15,903 --> 00:18:16,936 Doug! 558 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,290 Trudy! 559 00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:19,984 Judy's! 560 00:18:21,265 --> 00:18:22,302 Hey, sir. 561 00:18:22,338 --> 00:18:23,562 I'm sure you're still mad at us. 562 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:25,376 Just you, not Diaz. 563 00:18:25,412 --> 00:18:28,112 Okay, well, I can't get that card back, 564 00:18:28,147 --> 00:18:29,622 but I did bring you these. 565 00:18:30,915 --> 00:18:32,993 They're business cards of people you've helped. 566 00:18:33,095 --> 00:18:35,929 One mistake did not make you the cop you are today. 567 00:18:35,971 --> 00:18:38,739 30 years of service to the community did. 568 00:18:39,025 --> 00:18:40,392 That should be your motivation. 569 00:18:40,427 --> 00:18:42,071 I know you can't remember their names, but... 570 00:18:42,095 --> 00:18:45,087 Alex Chen. I do remember him. 571 00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,048 36-year-old male, carjacked at the corner 572 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,717 of 7th Avenue and 11th Street. 573 00:18:48,753 --> 00:18:51,621 Had three siblings, Alice, Arlene, and Anna. 574 00:18:51,657 --> 00:18:53,185 Okay, so you remember Alex Chen. 575 00:18:53,221 --> 00:18:57,224 Yes, and I really helped him. Perhaps he'll be my new Zeff. 576 00:18:57,572 --> 00:18:58,910 Welcome back, Captain Holt. 577 00:18:58,945 --> 00:19:00,140 I'm really glad we could help you with this. 578 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,212 Oh, no, you're not gonna just jump back in here 579 00:19:02,248 --> 00:19:03,440 now that it all worked out! 580 00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:05,083 - Thank you, Diaz. - No! 581 00:19:05,118 --> 00:19:07,252 No, thank Terry. I did this! 582 00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:09,148 Oh, I'm done. You know what, 583 00:19:09,184 --> 00:19:10,594 I did all of this. This was all me! 584 00:19:10,630 --> 00:19:12,146 This is ridiculous! 585 00:19:14,427 --> 00:19:16,727 - We barely got to know her. - And now we never will. 586 00:19:16,763 --> 00:19:19,231 I feel so bad for them, but what do you say to someone 587 00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:21,099 that's suffered this kind of loss? 588 00:19:21,134 --> 00:19:23,368 I mean, it's kind of on them for not checking 589 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:26,083 the voltage on a machine that has a built in air-fryer. 590 00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,786 Don't blame the victim, Amy. 591 00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,562 Okay, guys, look. I know this is sad, 592 00:19:29,598 --> 00:19:31,238 but maybe everything happens for a reason. 593 00:19:31,399 --> 00:19:32,711 What reason could there possibly be 594 00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:33,787 for the pain I'm feeling? 595 00:19:33,823 --> 00:19:35,652 Look, I probably shouldn't be telling you this 596 00:19:35,688 --> 00:19:37,321 because I know you'll abuse it, 597 00:19:37,357 --> 00:19:39,191 but when there's no third machine, 598 00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:43,137 you can come back here and do this. 599 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:47,919 Everything happens for a reason. 600 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,991 Peralta! You have to see this. 601 00:19:53,965 --> 00:19:55,298 Guy got brought in this morning. 602 00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,405 Look what we found on him. 603 00:19:56,441 --> 00:19:57,695 Yeah, I get it, Rosa. 604 00:19:57,731 --> 00:19:59,899 Every perp in the city is invited and I'm not. 605 00:19:59,935 --> 00:20:04,106 But I... wait a minute, why is my name on this? 606 00:20:04,263 --> 00:20:06,424 'Cause you're coming to the wedding, baby! 607 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,752 What's going on? You're not mad at me anymore? 608 00:20:08,788 --> 00:20:09,885 I arrested your best man. 609 00:20:09,921 --> 00:20:11,188 Just like I wanted you to. 610 00:20:11,224 --> 00:20:13,157 I was putting on a show in front of Trudy. 611 00:20:13,193 --> 00:20:14,126 What? 612 00:20:14,162 --> 00:20:15,438 Katherine, my fiancée, 613 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:17,631 doesn't want any of my crook friends coming to the wedding. 614 00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,258 She's a federal judge, how would that look? 615 00:20:19,282 --> 00:20:21,058 Okay, but couldn't you just tell them they're not invited? 616 00:20:21,082 --> 00:20:23,425 Eh... that's an uncomfortable conversation to have. 617 00:20:23,461 --> 00:20:24,894 It was much easier this way. 618 00:20:25,199 --> 00:20:28,291 Oh, my God. This whole thing was a set up? 619 00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,499 You wanted me to find that invitation. 620 00:20:30,534 --> 00:20:31,467 Mm-hmm. 621 00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:33,461 You knew I would never go on a trip with a bunch of crooks 622 00:20:33,485 --> 00:20:34,636 unless I felt unwanted. 623 00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:35,584 Classic negging. 624 00:20:35,620 --> 00:20:37,450 I bet you planned to have your bachelor party 625 00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:38,598 at that hotel because you knew 626 00:20:38,622 --> 00:20:39,774 the oligarch was staying there. 627 00:20:39,798 --> 00:20:41,777 Hell, yeah, otherwise I would've got an Airbnb. 628 00:20:41,813 --> 00:20:43,260 And as soon as your friends committed a crime, 629 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:44,883 you banked on me needing to arrest them. 630 00:20:44,907 --> 00:20:46,641 Damn right. You're the most consistent 631 00:20:46,677 --> 00:20:47,810 person in my life, Peralta. 632 00:20:47,985 --> 00:20:49,250 I can always count on you. 633 00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:51,378 But, there is one detail you missed. 634 00:20:51,414 --> 00:20:53,881 You never saw what I was painting on the inside 635 00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,044 of my mug at the pottery place. 636 00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,403 "Will you be my best man"? 637 00:20:58,829 --> 00:21:00,261 Judy, is this for real? 638 00:21:00,296 --> 00:21:01,231 It ain't fiction.... 639 00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:03,334 ♪ Just a natural fact ♪ 640 00:21:03,370 --> 00:21:04,470 What! 641 00:21:04,506 --> 00:21:07,583 ♪ We come together 'cause opposites attract ♪ 642 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:09,486 I'll do it! 643 00:21:09,906 --> 00:21:12,773 ♪ Awww... I'm MC Kat on the rap, so Mic it ♪ 644 00:21:12,808 --> 00:21:14,517 ♪ Here's a little story and you're sure to like it ♪ 645 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:16,407 The worst rap! 48914

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