Original subtitles

Ten, nine, eight...

Ah, Rocket Monkeys!

Behold...

The Great Gussinator will now miraculously escape.

It's really nice of you to let your

imaginary friend drive the rocket!

Ah! Firey crash!

Tada! I'm free!

What in blazing balls of fire?!

Oh hey, Doc.

Wow! Your place is a dump!

I know what you're thinking,

but this has nothing to do with me not paying attention!

It was, uh...

Gus Monkey flashback!

Oh no! Unavoidable collision!

Extreme danger!

Gus time is hero time!

The brakes are dead!

This calls for some amazing monkey maneuvering!

So you see, sir, I just had no choice

but to crash into GASI Headquarters.

It was the hero thing to do.

What an amazing story!

And what did Wally do all this time?

Screamed like a baby and wet himself.

I did not... scream.

Rocket Monkey Gus,

for your outstanding bravery,

I proudly present you with

the Prestigious Bronze Banana

for Most Awesome Behavior!

What the -

Sheesh! Who pooped in his cocoa?

Monkey jealousy - It's what I have to live with.

Who's a shiny nana?

You are, my little shiny award of heroism!

You're such a lying monkey liar

liar-faced lying monkey-faced liar!

That's not what happened at all!

Relax Wal, it's just a completely fabricated story

from start to finish.

No big monkey whoop.

Chimpsky's happy, I get the bronze banana,

and you get jealous.

It's win-win-win! Now give it back.

Get your own shiny hero award!

Oh, I will!

This better be good, Rocket Monkey Wally.

I'm pretending to be busy right now.

You haven't heard my totally fake story -

I mean my...

super-hero tale

where I successfully perform experimental brain surgery...

on myself!

Well, don't leave me hangin', bro!

Wally Monkey flashback!

Scalpel! Forceps!

Eggs! Sugar! Milk!

Almond butter...

Stir it up and...

Deli- Uhh...

Rocket Monkey Wally,

I am awarding you the Chimpsky Golden Beaker

for Sciencey Stuff.

No biggie -

It's not like it was brain surgery...

Oh wait, it was!

For inventing an invisible army,

I award you the Chalice of Barely Believable Innovation.

Look at it - So vast, so unbelievable!

The Bell of Ultimate Gonging,

The Teacup of Un-useful Predictions,

The Clamp of Broken Promises,

The Trident of Cheese Slicing Grandness...

And this is the award I got for inventing this award!

Well, I got this one for

speaking a language I totally made up!

Oh, if you knew what I said!

Apologies for not being in the episode earlier...

Little bit of robo-tummy problems there.

I lit a match, but still, wait a bit...

So what did I miss there?

Hope an exciting story line has been established.

We're totally heroes!

We won all these awards by using our amazing abilities.

Ah, that is good!

Good one, monkeys!

As if you guys could actually earn all of that.

Seriously, where did you steal all this stuff?

You must put it back. Are you insinuating that we're...

LYING?!

How can I put this more delicately...

Liar, liar, underpants on fire!

Monkeys, you know I am programmed

to always tell the truth.

Brobot, you have to know we're all about the truth!

That's not what my lie detector module is telling me.

Firstly, that's a made-up language.

Secondly...

We'd never lie!

Sorry, monkeys,

my honesty module requires me to tell Dr. Chimpsky the truth.

Gentlemens,

I'm afraid my hand-clamps are tied on this one.

I must report to Dr. Chimpsky.

Fine.

Wally and I are going to go over there

and NOT plan something sneaky.

If Yay-OK tells Doctor Chimpsky the truth,

he'll take away all our shiny awards.

But I love my awards! What do we do?

A little harmless re-programming of his honesty module

so Mr. Goody Two-Shoes won't tattle!

Sounds like a desperate plan

that only a pair of crazy monkeys would try!

Oh hi, Delores, Yay-OK here.

Dr. Chimpsky, in?

Okay, no, I'll hold. No problem.

Chimpsky can't find out that we've been lying.

You distract Yay-OK - I'll reprogram him.

I'm not sure about this, Gus.

You get to wear a ninja mask...

Croquet anyone?

I love Croquet!

Such a sophisticated - Ach!

Your turn!

That is not actually how you...

Okay, he's distracted.

Let the reprogramming begin!

Mission accomplished!

Yay-OK, what was so urgent that you had to

pull me away from my hot yoga class?

Dr. Chimpsky, I am required to inform you that -

Gus and Wally are true heroes,

in the real sense of the word.

They deserve all the awards you've been giving them.

I believe you, Yay-OK.

After all, you are programmed to tell the truth.

And if anyone tampered with your programming,

it could lead to a potentially dangerous

but, um, entertaining predicament.

And who would do that?

Exactly! Chimpsky out.

Yay-OK, why isn't there any food in our mouths?

Here you go, gentlemens!

Your monkey feast is ready...

Hey, what gives, Robro? Where's our food?!

I guess a hungry space dragon ate it.

Oh, and by the way, that was a lie!

More good news, rocket monkeys!

Your shiny awards have been given

a super-special place of honour!

Our bogus awards!

I guess a hungry space dragon

ate them for dessert.

Which may be a lie,

or you know it may not be a lie... Lie!

I'm starting to think there's no dragon!

Rocket Monkeys!

I just received Yay-OK's daily diagnostic,

and you and your entire ship are infected

with a horrible space virus.

I'm afraid I have no choice

but to set your ship on auto-destruct

so you don't infect the entire galaxy.

We're way too adorable to blow up - Mostly me!

I thought this might be a mistake,

but you know, Yay-OK never lies.

Yay-OK is totally lying!

Tell him, ro-bro!

Nope, 100% truthful.

Lying!

Initiating auto-destruct.

You have 5 minutes to live.

Tough break, rocket monkeys. Chimpsky out.

Wait! I've seen the movies!

Robots always have an over-ride code.

Ha ha - Oof!

What's the override code?!

Okay. It's 369.

It's not working! Of course not - I was lying!

It's 472!

Wally, I hate to say this but -

We have to tell Dr. Chimpsky the truth!

Never! Let's try those fake numbers that don't work again!

We have no choice!

What is it, Rocket Monkeys?

Can't you call me back in, say, two minutes?

We're not gonna be around in two minutes!

We're gonna be !

And this is important why?

Sir, we have something to tell you...

Waiting over here!

We're lying monkey liars who lied about everything

and programmed Yay-OK to lie

and now we're gonna be destroyed

and Yay-OK won't give up the override code

'cause all he does is lie!

Help!

Only the robot has the over-ride code.

You're going to have to re-re-program him yourself.

Chimpsky out.

It looks like it's , bro!

Wait - A ticking time bomb,

an unbreakable code, unspeakable odds...

This calls for croquet!

Scalpel! Forceps!

Eggs! Sugar!

Milk! Almond butter!

Honesty module re-reprogrammed!

We should get a medal for this!

Warning - Destruction is imminent!

Quick, what's the over-ride sequence?

It is 111.

I made it easy for my monkeys.

3... Kiss monkey butts goodbye.

2... Cease kissing monkey butts...

1... Auto-destruct sequence aborted.

Nailed it!

From now on, no more awards unless you earn them -

which probably means... no more awards.

Chimpsky out!

Sorry, we were such total lying monkey liars before.

Yeah, we learned our lesson.

We're never gonna lie again!

We totally see the error in our ways.

Anyway, we're glad you're back.

Oh, my furry little freak shows,

I could never stay mad at you!

What a tidy little ending!

This was the best episode ever!

Yay-OK!

What is it, Rocket Monkey Gus? Wipesies!

Well, that falls under the category

of personal business that -

Wipe! Wipe! Wipe!

Yay-OK!

Can you help us start this thing?

Well, I really shouldn't be doing this indoors.

But uh, anything for my Monkeys.

A little faster next time!

I never thought I'd say this,

but those monkeys are really starting to grind my circuits.

Hit it harder! - Hit it better!

Hit it like you mean it! Dink shot! Dink shot!

Lob it! Let's see it! Come on!

Woohoo! I win! In your face!

If you're gonna do everything for me,

then you better start doing it right!

Maybe it would be a good idea

for you monkeys to be a little less dependent on Yay-OK.

Less, ah, needy.

We are not needy! Blink me.

How dare you call us - What's the word I'm looking for?

Needy? Right! We're completely, uh...

Independent? Independent!

And we don't need your, uh -

Help? Exactly!

Now carry us over to the hatch!

Oh, for bolts sakes...

Oh, don't hold the door open on my account!

Typical monkeys...

Seems to be stuck a little here...

Ahem, excuse me, gentlemens, a little help here!

The hatch seems to have been slammed just shut on me.

Gentlemens!?

Oh my bolts!

Okay, there's a robot on top, and it's me!

Gentlemens, I am not in the spaceship!

What's that? Sounds important.

Yay-OK! We need your -

No way! We don't need him.

No one knows the subtle inner workings

of this ship better than we do!

Is it just me,

or is that alarm thing SUPER annoying?

Warning - Collision with planet Splishy-Splash

in 10, 9...

Brobot thinks we're too dependent?

Well, we're gonna show him!

Commence evasive maneuvers!

Wait! I am not that strong a swimmer!

Rocket Monkeys, help me!

I am trapped outside of the ship -

For bolts sake, Wally!

Who calls you? Pick it up!

Gah! Just passing thr-

Oh, hey, how you doing, Sweet-scales?

Well, the water and, you know, things look smaller -

That was fan-monkey-tastic!

We don't need Yay-OK at all!

Yeah! He's probably sulking in his room,

afraid to admit he's wrong.

Let's really show Yay-OK how un-needy we are

by driving into that giant gorgonzilla's mouth!

No, monkeys!

Okay, Monkeys!

I have had just about enough of this!

Let me in!

Oh my stars!

There's a poor robot stuck on that rocket!

Oh, you're right, Kruunk.

We better warn the driver that somebot's in danger.

Where's Yay-OK when you need him?

That's the whole point - We don't need him!

Give me that. Hm...

This is impossible!

Gus!

There's an evil alien ship

honking its evil alien horn at us!

Now they're yelling at us

with their evil alien yelling voices!

Almost there...

Monkey Rescue in sight!

Monkeys! Let me in! Gentlemens!

We're under attack!

According to my random button pushing,

and me just making stuff up,

that ship is filled with brain-eating

zombie Monkey-Killers!

Now can we call Yay-OK?

Never - We'll just lose them

by driving like out of control monkeys!

You drive - I'll be adorable.

It's not working! They're gaining on us!

What are we gonna do? Uh, Gus?

Asteroidy-rocky-belty-thing, straight ahead!

Perfect! We can lose those zombie aliens in there.

Hold on tight!

This isn't going to be pretty!

It's almost like they're trying to avoid us.

Step on it, Fuunk! You're losing them.

We'll never make it. Yay-OK!

No way - We'll make it.

No, monkeys! Not the asteroids!

My gel-coat is going to need a touch-up, that's for sure.

We lost them!

And we did it without what's-his-name's help.

They're still behind us!

They're after our sweet monkey brains!

Yay-OK!

That's odd.

He usually comes running when we scream "Yay-OK!"

Wally, go find that deadbeat robot

while I stay here and continue to freak out.

Okey-dokey. Oh, Yay-OK...

What's going on?! Help me! I'm freakin' out!

What am I gonna do?! I'm freakin' out!

Ah! There's a chair! Ah! There a button!

Ah! There's a ceiling! Ah! That's me!

Yay-OK! Are you in here?!

Nope. Not in here.

Behind you! Nope, not in here.

Nothing here!

Can't you see me? No, not there!

Not in here! Nah...

Nope!

Nope, nope.

Oh, maybe... Nope.

Yay!

I can't believe it's come to this.

Sorry, old girl, but it must be done.

We had some good times, no?

A lot of bad times though, still.

Believe me, it hurts you more than me...

Gah! Yay-OK, are you out here? Nope.

Wally it's me!

Argh! I can't believe you just closed it!

Do something, Fuunk!

That's it - I'm calling it in. Don't try to stop me!

Oh, hello, this is Commander Fuunk and First Mate Kruunk.

We got a robo-rescue situation to report

and we'll be needing some back-up.

Yeah, just right about now would be nice - ANYTIME!

My hair is talking to me!

I'm freaking out! What's that, hair?

Yeah I know, it's scary!

Well, I looked everywhere.

No brobot.

But I did find this sandwich under the couch!

Typical - He's probably off somewhere, relaxing.

Well, it's for the best.

He was always eating my food and wetting my bed.

That was me.

Monkeys, forget anything critical that I've ever said.

I love doing things for my monkeys!

Blinking, spitting, wiping!

All of your delicate business.

Please! Just open the door!

Did you hear that?

Now there's a whole army!

Quick, hide your brains!

Ah! The zombies are coming for my brain!

They're not gonna get my brain!

Gus! I can't find my brain!

You ate it last episode.

Oh yeah. Whew!

It's up to us, bro. You and me...

Monkey battle stations!

On the count of 'Monkey-go', we close our eyes and fire.

Monkey, go!

Those hairy children are blasting at us!

And we were just trying to help!

Blast 'em back, Kruunk!

I'm gonna. I'm gonna blast 'em!

Blast! Blast!

How do they like it? I don't think they do!

Oh, you had to help them!

Ugh! Put a snubby-snubby-snubby in it, Kruunk.

Now that's some fine random shootin'!

Help! Please!

I need some assistance...

Oh, NOW he shows up!

After we've done all the hard work.

Yeah! Who's the needy one now?

It's Yay-OK, right?

Okay, you got me, gentlemens.

I am a needy little robot.

I've just been painting my toenails

while you've been saving the galaxy!

I'm forever in your debt!

Anythings that you want,

I am at your service.

Really? 'Cause I haven't blinked in, like, forever.

Hey, you can floss my teeth.

Shave my pits. I could use another wipe.

Can you finish my sentence?

Lick my wounds? Can you mail me to myself?

Polish my ears?

Ten, nine, eight...

Ah, Rocket Monkeys!

And now for another episode of

Jane Goodspace's Awesome Animal Rescues.

Go forth, great creature!

Off with you!

I was trying to catch some rays, lady!

Consider yourself saved.

I told you, I can't fly!

Hello, I'm Jane Goodspace.

Today I go undercover for a hard-hitting profile:

"Rocket Monkeys: How is that a good idea?"

I've been secretly filming these rocket monkeys

on their GASI rocketship for two days now.

So far, I've managed to go undetected.

Ah, Miss Goodspace.

You'll be dining with us again?

And how do you like your tofu dog?

Shh! Yes. And medium rare, thanks.

Oh yeah, no problem.

Let's turn our eyes back to these poor monkeys.

The stupid-looking one is called Gus.

Let's see what this does...

He's the oldest. How about this?

The one trapped outside is Wally.

He appears to be even less intelligent,

if that's possible.

Who allows these monkeys to be in space?

I asked their so-called robot friend,

the lazy and mealy-mouthed Yay-OK.

Excuse me, uh, did you just call me "mealy-mouthed"?

And lazy.

I thought this was a funny hidden camera-type show.

You know, with the big practical jokes, big laughs?

Somebody gets hit in the privates?

So, you think it's funny to make

those poor monkeys work so hard?

Monkeys, hard work?

In the same sentence?

That's the joke, right? 'Cause that's a good one!

You're not joking. Is it hot in here?

At this time,

I'd like to read this official

and intentionally vague statement...

"The Rocket Monkeys have been

adequately trained for space exploration."

Adequately trained, you say?

Roll the tape!

C'mon, open coconut!

Yay!

Unacceptable.

Prepare to be shocked, viewers!

In the wild,

monkeys use fresh stream water to clean themselves.

In space,

their bathing facilities are crude and primitive.

Yay-OK!

We're outta strawberry herbal conditioner!

There's only mango sage jasmine cucumber left!

What are we, animals?!

It's feeding time,

but here in captivity,

the rocket monkeys get processed garbage

with no nutritional value.

Observe their natural disappointment.

No!

I asked for curly fries!

This meal is barely DELICIOUS!

I am vomiting with anger

because these fries are confusing my mouth

with their straightness!

I cannot handle it!

No cherry?! Why do you torment me?!

Oh, what's the point?

The only reason people eat sundaes

is to get a small amount of fruit on the top.

We have assured this friend of the Rocket Monkeys

that his identity will remain a secret.

So, Inky - You're their pet?

Uh, I prefer alien companion.

Now tell us,

do you think Gus and Wally should even be in space?

Of course not, they're monkeys!

Who came up with such an absurd idea?

Monkeys in space!

Who would ever want to watch that!?

It's preposterous!

Oh, I mean...

the Rocket Monkeys have been

adequately trained for space exploration.

Really?

Rocket Monkeys! Pay attention!

The ship's nuclear core is about to -

That is Dr. Chimpsky,

Head of the Galactic Animal Space Institute -

Also known as GASI.

He is the fiend behind this despicable monkey abuse.

So far he has refused to comment.

Dr. Chimpsky, Jane Goodspace here.

Why do you hate the Rocket Monkeys?

Huh? What?

I don't hate them... that much.

You know, some of my best friends are Rocket Monkeys.

And yet you force them to live like animals?

They ARE animals!

I mean, "The Rocket Monkeys have been adequately trained,

blah-blah-blah. Chimpsky out!

It's three in the morning

and the monkeys are still hard at work.

Such little troopers.

Hey! Is that a camera?

Over here! Look at me!

Hello! C'mon, get my good side.

Just kidding, they're all good sides.

Over here!

Don't look at that creepy, ugly monkey.

Look at sassy, sassy monkey over here.

Hey there, here I am! Got Gus!

The handsome monkey - I am the sensual one.

Hey, look at me.

Oh, look at this side. Oh, look at the hairy side.

Look at the smooth side. Look at the hairy side.

Look at the smooth side. You like 'em both, don't you?

C'mon, get a close up!

Closer, closer...

Closer, closer...

Go inside me!

This is an obvious cry for help!

These monkeys belong in the wild.

It's time for another of my -

Awesome Animal Rescues.

Oh yeah! I like being wild.

Look at this! Soak it in!

I'm a monkey, alright!

Deep down I'm a jungle beast.

Oooh, smell my fingernails!

I'm a lioness! Look at me! Look at me!

Look at Wally!

Rocket Monkeys! Wake-up!

Little gentlemens! Wake up from your deep sleep!

Robo-steel, baby!

Whatcha gonna do now, huh?

Whatcha gonna do -

Good answer.

Right in the robo-jewels...

Jane Goodspace's Awesome Animal Rescues

Welcome back.

I have rescued the Rocket Monkeys

from their GASI oppressors

and I am about to relocate them to their natural habitat.

What happened? Where are we?

Why am I in my undies? Why are you in my undies?

Why am I in your undies?!

Fear not, my furry friends.

This is your new home!

If you're ever in any danger,

all you need do is press these alarms.

Stop it!

I mean, sweet, darling monkeys,

you're going to love it here!

Go, enjoy your freedom!

We want to be free INSIDE! Where there's TV!

I said enjoy it!

There's always an adjustment period.

They'll flourish here - Seriously.

It's only been a few minutes,

but let's watch the Jungle Monkeys

as they adapt to their environment.

What's the wifi password for this thing?

It's not working!

Check out this giant bendy straw!

All I'm getting is some rustling.

What are you doing?!

This is the jungle!

Your home! You know -

Nice work!

Stop mocking me!

We are lucky, viewers -

The Jungle Monkeys are foraging for food.

Let's see - "100% rock, no additives, no preservatives."

Hello!

I'd like to order 14 party-sized banana pizzas with the works.

Keep the change!

Stop it!

There is no pizza in the wild!

What about Chicken wings? Banana nachos?

Banana changas? Banana tacos?

No, no, nooo!

What are you doing? Step away from the pizza!

We're in for a treat, viewers.

The jungle monkeys are about to take

their first bath in the wild.

C'mon! Like this -

Washy washy!

Are you supposed to be a monkey?

Highly offensive!

I don't even see any butt-scratching -

and that's the only criteria!

Better, but we're still not going in there.

Why not?

For one thing, I don't see any strawberry conditioner.

Secondly, uh...

What?

There's a swamp beast.

Finally, night falls in the jungle.

This is the most dangerous time

for our vulnerable monkeys.

Silence is the key to their surviv-

Would you keep it down?!

I'm trying to sleep! Can I have a drinky-drink?

I'm thirsty.

I already got you a drink. Can I play video games?

There are no video games in the wild.

Can I not be in the wild anymore? Can I be away from trees?

Can you turn the trees down? They're too loud.

Can you gently carry me around on your back

like you're a big, hairy ape-mom?

Can we trade clothes and you can be miserable?

What is wrong with you monkeys?!

I rescued you!

I gave you food and shelter!

You should be thanking me!

If we thank you, can we go home?

We're all kinda sick of this place.

All?! What do you mean, all?

But this is your natural habitat!

I saved you! I saved all of you!

Back off!

I'm warning you...

I'm a celebrity!

You gentlemens good to go?

No! Don't you -

Cut to commercial!

How dare you! Stand back!

I hate nature shows. They're so fake!

Yay-OK, where are those snacks?

Yay-OK, my butt needs scratching!

I'll tell you, this device

is going to come in handy for Yay-OK.

Why you big lug, I oughta...

That is horrible!

Those robots are being seriously injured, okay?

Why you - Where is the funny in that?

Ach!

Zargles!

He said zargles! Zargles!

We'll have none of that language on this ship.

Bed time, now! But it's only 3 o'clock!

Oh, this is so going to be a problem.

Okay, it has been a long day, monkeys.

Nighty-night.

And can I just say... zargles.

No!

No, Rocket Monkey Wally,

you must NEVER say the Z-word!

He didn't say "the Z-word".

He said "Zargles"!

Oh my delicate ear-modulators!

That word is very wrong!

What's so wrong about zargles?

They say it in the movies all the time,

and it's always funny there!

I'll be returning shortly.

Zargles!

Zargles!

Well, guess what?

You are not in the movies and you are not an action hero!

No, we're on TV!

TV...

How can Zargles be bad when we don't even know what it means?

Yeah! What in the zargles does zargles mean?

I cannot say - Just never say it again!

Zargles! Zargles!

Zargle-zargle-zoo!

Nice one, bro!

Y'know what would make these pancakes taste better?

A drizzle of Zargles!

Zargle that, bro!

Excuse me? What did you just say?

Zargle the blue blinky button!

Blue blinky button zargled!

Hey Gus, I hate to tell you this,

but I think your zargles are showing.

Tell me about it.

My zargles are totally zargly!

Okay, do not respond.

They are just trying to get some type of

reaction out of you, Yay-OK.

If you do nothing, they will stop.

Hey bro, knock-knock. Who's there?

Zargle. Zargle who?

No seriously, who's there? Zargle!

That is enough!

You monkeys, you think that you are so hilarious

with your shenanigans, but you are not!

You give me no choice.

I will explain the Z-word,

but you must agree to never say it again.

Never ever!

Remember, the Z-word is not just any bad word -

It is the worst word in the entire galaxy.

Worse than fraznerparge?

Worse than plimshivner?

Worse than ?

Worse than BLAAAHHH!

Yes, worse than those,

though technically those are not actually words.

The point is, if you say the Z-word a kajillion times,

something very bad will happen.

And you've already said it like 147 times!

I stand corrected - 149, I see there.

So, to recap:

Something bad will happen if that number gets to a kajillion?

Yes, that is why it must never happen.

Can you do that? Please, gentlemens?

Promise me!

Okay, alright, that is somewhat convincing...

Zargles.

Zargles.

Zargles!

I spy with my little eye

something that is... zargles.

Is it zargles? Getting warm.

Zargles? Getting warmer.

It's gotta be... zargles!

Very hot!

Okay, I love the I Spy game. My turn!

Is it Inky? Is it this plant?

Is it the business you left in the washroom this morning?

Is it the lint in Gus's bellybutton?

Yep, you got it. Wow, no fooling you.

Well, you know what?

I'm just glad you're not saying the Z-word.

It was Zargles, right? Zar-gles!

Zargles.

Zargles...

Zargles.

Wake up, gentlemens!

You are saying the dreaded Z-word in your sleep!

Relax, brobot. It's no big monkey whoop.

We've been saying it all day and nothing's even happened!

You've been saying it all day?! You crazy?!

Oh...

Burn my bolts!

This is a crisis!

Category 16 crisis!

What's his zargling problem?

Zargle if I know.

Great Granny's knickers!

Tell me they haven't said it a kajillion times!

Uh, yes, they just rounded the corner on a bazillion,

and are closing in on a kajillion!

This can't go on.

You must tell them the truth and put an end to this madness!

The fate of the entire galaxy

is in their filthy potty mouths!

I'll Zargle you so hard

you won't even know how to zargle.

Yeah? Well, I'll knock your zargles so hard

you'll wish you never zargled a zargle!

I'll put your zargle between two zargles and zargle them!

Do your zargles hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

Mine don't! They're incredibly firm!

I was hoping to spare you two the details

of the Z-word's galaxy-ending power,

but you've left me no choice.

Warning -

this story is terrifyingly scary!

Yay!

Scary story time!

Scary!

Uh, you should probably wait for the story to start.

Oh.

Once there was a little alien boy monkey...

and he said the Z-word day in and day out.

Then one day, he said it a kajillion times.

Zargles!

And a monster like nothing you've ever seen

appeared before him.

Oh, why did I say that word a kajillion times?!

...the little monkey cried.

If only I could take back that terrible, terrible word!

"Oh, I'm such a shameful little monkey!"

"Shameful little monkey!"

Seriously, okay? That's what he said.

Direct quote.

And it really makes you think about things.

Hm, yes, I am thinking...

Thinking that if we say zargles a few more times,

we get to hang out with a super-cool monster!

I should have seen that one coming.

So much for the truth!

Okay then, to rid you of your monkey potty mouths,

I have devised a fun little learning exercise.

For every correct answer,

you get a sweet banana treat.

Please, identify the following.

Zargles! Incorrect response.

And what is this called? Zargles!

A name for this would be called - Zarglays!

And this? Los Zarglos!

If I was holding this, you'd point and say - Das zarglink!

And this? Zargles!

This here? Zargles!

Oh dear.

It's going to be a kajillion soon!

On to desperate plan number two...

The scary one!

Zar- -gles!

Zar- -gles!

ZAR! -GLES!

You have said the Z-word a kajillion times!

So here I am!

The scary monster Yay-OK was talking about earlier!

I am going to destroy the galaxy!

Remember, he said that?

Zargles, it's the zargle monster

who doesn't want us to say zargles!

Ohhh! So much scarier than I anticipated!

Also... zargles.

Zargles!

You must promise never to say that word again!

Never!

Never!

We promise...

to laugh in your face!

Oh, zargles...

You said it!

Ooh! A kajillion times!

You're in trouble!

Oh no, this is bad...

Oh, for the love of monkey,

I heard the counter hit kajillion!

Do something, Yay-OK!

It's too late. It is all my fault!

I - I Have failed!

In my attempts to do good, I have done wrong!

Hey, down in front!

We wanna see the end of the galaxy!

And the super cool scary monster!

It's the monster!

Who said the Z-word for the kajillionth time!?

Tsk-tsk-tsk!

Someone's got a potty mouth!

What? But I - Huh? Are you kidding me!?

They must have said zargles like a kajillion times!

I say it once and it's on me!?

Are you kidding? It's on me?

Wha-

Filthy, filthy robot.

You see what happens?

I hope that you monkeys learned something from this!

You mean if we say it a kajillion more times,

that super-scary monster will come back?

You can be sure of it! Woo-hoo!

Kidding me, Chimpsky? It's a [bleep]ing joke!

Of course it's a [bleep]ing joke.

They're [bleep]ing monkeys.