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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:25,692 JUST LET HIM DO IT. I HOPE HE DIES. 2 00:00:26,727 --> 00:00:27,994 HEY, MAMA. 3 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:29,530 HEY, BABY. 4 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,931 SO...? 5 00:00:30,931 --> 00:00:33,900 "SO" WHAT? 6 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,670 DID THEY GO TO PHILIP'S HOUSE?! 7 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:40,206 OH, NO. 8 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,808 YES. 9 00:00:43,276 --> 00:00:44,878 NO, THEY DIDN'T. 10 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,379 HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE? 11 00:00:46,379 --> 00:00:49,015 BECAUSE I WENT OVER THERE ON MY LUNCH BREAK, 12 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,718 AND MY MAMA AND AUNT MADEA WERE STILL AT MY MAMA'S HOUSE. 13 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:55,055 DOING WHAT? PLAYING BINGO. 14 00:00:56,156 --> 00:00:58,224 [ LAUGHS ] 15 00:01:00,426 --> 00:01:03,904 YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA DON'T PLAY NO BINGO. 16 00:01:03,904 --> 00:01:06,439 WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE DOING. 17 00:01:06,439 --> 00:01:09,008 THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY WAS FOOLING YOU. 18 00:01:10,476 --> 00:01:13,079 YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO GULLIBLE. 19 00:01:14,414 --> 00:01:15,882 HUH? 20 00:01:15,882 --> 00:01:19,052 FROM ONE GENERATION TO ANOTHER. 21 00:01:19,052 --> 00:01:22,723 MAMA, I HAVE TO AGREE WITH UNCLE FLOYD ON THIS. 22 00:01:24,257 --> 00:01:27,961 MY MAMA AND MADEA DID NOT GO OVER TO PHILIP'S HOUSE. 23 00:01:27,961 --> 00:01:29,062 I KNOW IT. 24 00:01:29,062 --> 00:01:30,697 I KNOW IT. 25 00:01:39,339 --> 00:01:41,141 Go ahead. 26 00:01:41,141 --> 00:01:43,376 Now, Ma. 27 00:01:44,978 --> 00:01:46,947 HOLD ON. I'M CASING THE PLACE, HERE. 28 00:01:46,947 --> 00:01:47,981 HOLD ON JUST A SEC. 29 00:01:50,250 --> 00:01:52,686 I GOT THE FRONT AND THE BACK COVERED. 30 00:01:54,120 --> 00:01:56,256 IT'S MY VISION. 31 00:01:58,925 --> 00:02:00,834 [ Deep voice ] OPEN UP. IT'S THE POLICE. 32 00:02:02,435 --> 00:02:03,570 DAMN, MA! 33 00:02:03,570 --> 00:02:06,006 [ Normal voice ] HUH? YOU SOUND LIKE A DUDE! 34 00:02:06,006 --> 00:02:07,107 THAT'S THE VOICE I USE 35 00:02:07,107 --> 00:02:09,009 FOR THE BILL COLLECTORS WHEN THEY CALL ‐‐ 36 00:02:09,009 --> 00:02:10,644 [ Deep voice ] "MADEA AIN'T HERE." 37 00:02:10,644 --> 00:02:12,813 [ LAUGHS ] 38 00:02:12,813 --> 00:02:15,782 OPEN UP, I SAY. IT'S THE DAMN POLICE. 39 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:16,883 OPEN THE DOOR! 40 00:02:16,883 --> 00:02:18,718 [ Normal voice ] [ LAUGHS ] YOU WANNA TRY? 41 00:02:18,718 --> 00:02:19,919 OOH, OOH, MA, LET ME TRY. 42 00:02:19,919 --> 00:02:21,354 YEAH, DROP IT LOW, DROP IT LOW. 43 00:02:21,354 --> 00:02:23,189 TAKE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR OVARIES. 44 00:02:25,626 --> 00:02:27,861 [ Deep, raspy voice ] OPEN UP. IT'S THE POLICE. 45 00:02:27,861 --> 00:02:29,796 OPEN THE DAMN DOOR. 46 00:02:29,796 --> 00:02:32,032 [ LAUGHS ] GIRL, YOU GOT THAT THUG THING. 47 00:02:32,032 --> 00:02:33,967 YOU SOUND MORE LIKE A MAN THAN ME. 48 00:02:33,967 --> 00:02:37,370 YOUR OVARIES MUST HANG LOW. [ LAUGHS ] 49 00:02:37,370 --> 00:02:40,240 [ High‐pitched voice ] I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, MADEA. 50 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:42,609 [ LAUGHS ] DID YOU JUST HEAR YOURSELF? 51 00:02:42,609 --> 00:02:43,877 GIRL, I GOT EXCITED. 52 00:02:43,877 --> 00:02:44,878 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 53 00:02:44,878 --> 00:02:45,979 OOH, OH, OH, SOMEBODY'S COMING. 54 00:02:45,979 --> 00:02:47,213 SOMEBODY'S COMING. SOMEBODY COMING. 55 00:02:47,213 --> 00:02:48,615 YEAH. SOMEBODY COMING. WHAT SHOULD WE DO? 56 00:02:48,615 --> 00:02:49,683 [ Deep voice ] OPEN THE DOOR! 57 00:02:51,818 --> 00:02:53,419 WHO'S THAT HITTING ON MY DAMN DOOR 58 00:02:53,419 --> 00:02:54,921 LIKE THEY'VE LOST THEIR DAMN ‐‐ 59 00:02:54,921 --> 00:02:56,256 OH! 60 00:02:56,256 --> 00:02:58,291 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! CLOSE THE DOOR, HATTIE! 61 00:02:58,291 --> 00:03:00,393 CLOSE THE DOOR! WE DON'T NEED NO DAMN WITNESSES! 62 00:03:00,393 --> 00:03:01,835 WHOA! 63 00:03:01,835 --> 00:03:03,570 WHAT IS THIS, A HOME INVASION? 64 00:03:03,570 --> 00:03:04,838 YEAH. 65 00:03:04,838 --> 00:03:07,541 YEAH, WE ABOUT TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY. 66 00:03:07,541 --> 00:03:10,877 AND YOUR PEACE, SON! 67 00:03:10,877 --> 00:03:13,880 ‐‐Captions by VITAC‐‐ www.vitac.com 68 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,917 CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS 69 00:03:27,093 --> 00:03:28,328 OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 70 00:03:28,328 --> 00:03:31,397 YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON! 71 00:03:31,397 --> 00:03:32,933 NO, I DON'T. 72 00:03:32,933 --> 00:03:34,935 YES, HELL, YOU DO! 73 00:03:34,935 --> 00:03:36,670 MISS HATTIE, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME. 74 00:03:36,670 --> 00:03:39,940 YEAH. I DID, PHLUP. 75 00:03:39,940 --> 00:03:43,109 I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PHILIP. 76 00:03:43,109 --> 00:03:44,878 THAT'S WHAT I SAID. HATTIE, YOU SAID PH‐‐ 77 00:03:44,878 --> 00:03:46,747 YOU KNOW, THIS ‐‐ THIS 'BOUT TO PISS ME OFF. 78 00:03:46,747 --> 00:03:48,381 YOU ABOUT TO HAVE ME KILL SOMEBODY ‐‐ 79 00:03:48,381 --> 00:03:50,416 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL HIS DAMN NAME IS. 80 00:03:50,416 --> 00:03:52,052 I DON'T LIKE PICKING UP THE NEWSPAPER 81 00:03:52,052 --> 00:03:54,688 AND I DONE MURDERED SOMEBODY AND I DIDN'T KNOW THEIR DAMN NAME. 82 00:03:54,688 --> 00:03:58,659 THE MAN SAID HIS NAME WAS PHILIP, LIKE PHIL‐UP. 83 00:03:58,659 --> 00:04:01,001 "FILL UP" SOMETHING. "FILL UP" YOUR CAR. 84 00:04:01,001 --> 00:04:02,703 SAY IT DAMN RIGHT. PHIL‐UP. 85 00:04:02,703 --> 00:04:04,705 NOT NO DAMN "FLIP." 86 00:04:04,705 --> 00:04:06,807 THAT'S WHAT I SAID, MA. 87 00:04:06,807 --> 00:04:07,941 DAMN. 88 00:04:07,941 --> 00:04:10,210 WAIT, Y'ALL WANT TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON? 89 00:04:10,210 --> 00:04:11,377 WHAT IS THIS? 90 00:04:11,377 --> 00:04:13,580 WE ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS 'ROUND HERE! 91 00:04:13,580 --> 00:04:16,783 I'M GETTING READY TO BUST IN YOUR HEAD WITH THIS DAMN BRICK! 92 00:04:18,719 --> 00:04:20,687 WAIT, NOW, WAIT, OKAY, WHAT DID I DO? 93 00:04:20,687 --> 00:04:21,688 W‐W‐‐ OKAY? 94 00:04:21,688 --> 00:04:23,990 YOU A LOW‐DOWN, DIRTY DOG! 95 00:04:23,990 --> 00:04:25,158 NO, I'M NOT. 96 00:04:25,158 --> 00:04:28,094 IF I SAY YOU ARE, YOU ARE! 97 00:04:28,094 --> 00:04:29,696 AND UNTIL YOU DO RIGHT BY ME, 98 00:04:29,696 --> 00:04:31,698 EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT GONNA FAIL. 99 00:04:33,700 --> 00:04:36,369 YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON ‐‐ 100 00:04:36,369 --> 00:04:40,240 YOUR SOLDIERS THAT MARCHED UP NORMANDY BEACH 101 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,643 AND TOOK HOSTAGES IN IRAQ, 102 00:04:42,643 --> 00:04:47,548 WITH THE EGGS ON...FERTILIZATION. 103 00:04:47,548 --> 00:04:49,149 WHAT? 104 00:04:49,149 --> 00:04:52,485 HUMPTY DUMPTY CAME AND GOT THE EGG OUT THE NEST! 105 00:04:54,555 --> 00:04:58,258 AND NOW THEY ON THE WALL, AND THEY GETTING READY TO FALL. 106 00:04:58,258 --> 00:05:01,502 AND THERE'S GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT OF LITTLE HUMPTYS 107 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,036 RUNNING AROUND. 108 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,573 'CAUSE YOUR DUMPTY LIKE TO HUMP. 109 00:05:06,573 --> 00:05:08,809 WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL SAYING?! 110 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,745 I KNOW YOU AIN'T GET SMART! 111 00:05:11,745 --> 00:05:13,680 DON'T TELL ME HE GETTIN' SMART, HATTIE, PLEASE. 112 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,549 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT FOOL GETTIN' SMART. 113 00:05:15,549 --> 00:05:16,950 IS THAT FOOL GETTIN' SMART, HATTIE? 114 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,284 OH, HE DIDN'T GET SMART, HATTIE. 115 00:05:18,284 --> 00:05:19,419 OH, HE DIDN'T GET SMART. 116 00:05:19,419 --> 00:05:21,788 MA, I THINK HE DID! 117 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,056 NO ‐‐ WHAT THE HELL IS... 118 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:25,225 MA, COME BACK. WOW. 119 00:05:25,225 --> 00:05:26,627 MA! WHAT? 120 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,962 COME BACK. COME BACK. I'M NOT GETTING SMART. 121 00:05:28,962 --> 00:05:30,597 I'M GETTING READY TO HIT HIM WITH THIS DAMN BRICK, HATTIE. 122 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:31,998 OOH, OOH. YOU KNOW WHAT? 123 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:33,099 ONE, TWO, THREE. BEAT HIS ASS. 124 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,334 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 125 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:37,203 OOH, MA, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK! 126 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,404 DO IT. LET'S DO IT. 127 00:05:38,404 --> 00:05:40,073 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 128 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:41,174 STOP. STOP. 129 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:42,175 NOW, WHAT DID I DO? 130 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:44,110 [ Voice breaking ] MY DAUGHTER. 131 00:05:44,110 --> 00:05:45,445 HATTIE, DON'T ‐‐ DON'T GET EMOTIONAL. 132 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:48,481 MA, I DID. OH, HATTIE. 133 00:05:48,481 --> 00:05:50,717 OH, THAT MAKE ME WANT TO PUT MY BRICK AWAY. 134 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:53,854 MA. HEY, HOLD ON, HERE. 135 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,455 MY DAUGHTER CAME OVER HERE. 136 00:05:55,455 --> 00:05:57,190 YES, SHE DID. 137 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,526 AND SHE TOLD YOU. 138 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:00,934 THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, NOW. 139 00:06:00,934 --> 00:06:02,302 SHE TOLD YOU... 140 00:06:02,302 --> 00:06:03,403 COME ON IN THE ROOM. 141 00:06:03,403 --> 00:06:05,806 ...THAT SHE WAS GONNA HAVE YOUR BABY. 142 00:06:05,806 --> 00:06:07,440 "PREGNANT," SHE SAID! 143 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:10,043 AND YOU SAID YOU AIN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER. 144 00:06:10,043 --> 00:06:11,444 KICKED OUT, KICKED OUT. 145 00:06:11,444 --> 00:06:15,682 OOH, THIS MAKE ME SO DAMN MAD. 146 00:06:15,682 --> 00:06:16,783 HEY, HATTIE, I GOT AN IDEA. 147 00:06:16,783 --> 00:06:17,951 I GOT AN IDEA. WHAT THAT, MA? 148 00:06:17,951 --> 00:06:19,319 LET'S GET HIM LIKE WE ON AN ELEVATOR. 149 00:06:19,319 --> 00:06:20,420 OOH. YES. 150 00:06:20,420 --> 00:06:24,057 YOU BE ‐‐ YOU BE BEYONCé. I'LL BE SOLANGE. 151 00:06:24,057 --> 00:06:26,627 OH, NO, HOLD ON, THERE, MA. HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 152 00:06:26,627 --> 00:06:28,662 WHAT? I WANT TO BE SOLANGE. 153 00:06:28,662 --> 00:06:30,096 HATTIE, WHY CAN'T I BE SOLANGE? 154 00:06:30,096 --> 00:06:32,465 YOU BE BEYONCé. BEYONCé JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING PRETTY. 155 00:06:32,465 --> 00:06:36,036 YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T WHAT'S UP WITH ME. 156 00:06:36,036 --> 00:06:37,871 FINE, GO ON, BE SOLANGE. 157 00:06:37,871 --> 00:06:39,573 LET'S BOTH JUST TELL HIM. WE BOTH BE SOLANGE. 158 00:06:39,573 --> 00:06:41,074 HOLD ‐‐ W‐WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE! 159 00:06:41,074 --> 00:06:42,509 WAIT A MINUTE! 160 00:06:42,509 --> 00:06:43,977 BARKING LIKE A DOG, EH? 161 00:06:43,977 --> 00:06:46,412 HEY, THAT KIND OF TURNED YOU ON, THOUGH, DIDN'T IT? 162 00:06:46,412 --> 00:06:48,615 YEAH, IT DID. THAT TOOK ME BACK, RIGHT THERE. 163 00:06:48,615 --> 00:06:51,585 [ LAUGHS ] ONE OF THEM OLD BALD‐HEAD THUGS FROM PRISON. 164 00:06:51,585 --> 00:06:53,153 [ LAUGHS ] 165 00:06:53,153 --> 00:06:56,056 YEAH. YOU WERE QUICK WITH IT, TOO. 166 00:06:56,056 --> 00:06:58,024 LINDA'S PREGNANT? 167 00:06:58,024 --> 00:06:59,693 DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW, PHLUP! 168 00:06:59,693 --> 00:07:00,701 SHE CAME AND TOLD YOU! 169 00:07:00,701 --> 00:07:02,402 I DON'T KNOW! 170 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:04,671 SHE CAME AND TOLD YOU! 171 00:07:04,671 --> 00:07:06,773 BUT ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐ OKAY, SHE'S PREGNANT BY WHO? 172 00:07:06,773 --> 00:07:09,843 OH. NOW HE INSULT ME, HATTIE. 173 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:11,678 NOW HE INSULT ME. 174 00:07:12,312 --> 00:07:15,048 YOU ‐‐ WHA‐‐ 175 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:17,851 WHO YOU MEAN ‐‐ WHAT YOU MEAN, "WHOSE IS IT?" 176 00:07:17,851 --> 00:07:19,920 YOU THE ONLY ONE SHE BEEN WITH! 177 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,556 L‐LINDA'S PREGNANT BY ME? 178 00:07:22,556 --> 00:07:24,090 YOU THE ONLY ONE SHE BEEN WITH! 179 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,626 RIGHT! 180 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:27,193 WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL ME? 181 00:07:27,193 --> 00:07:29,262 SHE DID COME OVER HERE AND TOLD YOU! 182 00:07:29,262 --> 00:07:30,564 NO, SHE DIDN'T. 183 00:07:30,564 --> 00:07:32,633 SHE SURE IN THE HELL SAID IT. 184 00:07:32,633 --> 00:07:34,501 SHE DID NOT ‐‐ I PROMISE YOU, 185 00:07:34,501 --> 00:07:36,537 LINDA DID NOT TELL ME SHE WAS PREGNANT. 186 00:07:36,537 --> 00:07:38,271 REALLY? YES. 187 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:40,206 WELL, SHE IS. 188 00:07:40,206 --> 00:07:43,409 OKAY, LOOK, UM, IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME, BUT ‐‐ 189 00:07:43,409 --> 00:07:45,946 THAT'S ALL IT TAKES IS ONE DAMN TIME, MAN. 190 00:07:45,946 --> 00:07:49,015 NO WONDER SHE WAS ACTING SO STRANGE WHEN SHE CAME OVER HERE. 191 00:07:49,015 --> 00:07:50,984 I NEED TO GO SEE HER. 192 00:07:50,984 --> 00:07:52,886 WELL, YOU SURE IN THE HELL DO. 193 00:07:52,886 --> 00:07:55,388 YOU DONE SAID ONE DAMN THING RIGHT SO FAR. 194 00:07:55,388 --> 00:07:57,558 HATTIE, YOU KNOW I'M CRAZY ABOUT LINDA. 195 00:07:57,558 --> 00:07:58,925 YOU ARE? 196 00:07:58,925 --> 00:08:01,267 YES, BUT SHE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME. 197 00:08:01,267 --> 00:08:03,469 SHE DON'T? NO. 198 00:08:03,469 --> 00:08:05,005 WHAT'S THAT ABOUT, HATTIE? 199 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:07,774 SHE'S SCARED, MA. 200 00:08:07,774 --> 00:08:08,942 SCARED OF WHAT? 201 00:08:08,942 --> 00:08:11,277 'CAUSE HE A GOOD MAN. 202 00:08:11,277 --> 00:08:12,378 SCARED OF A GOOD MAN. 203 00:08:12,378 --> 00:08:13,847 I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOME WOMEN. 204 00:08:13,847 --> 00:08:15,616 THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIFE PRAYING FOR ONE, 205 00:08:15,616 --> 00:08:17,450 THEN WHEN THEY GET HIM, THEY'RE SCARED OF HIM. 206 00:08:17,450 --> 00:08:18,619 YEP. 207 00:08:18,619 --> 00:08:20,253 BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAD A WHOLE LOT 208 00:08:20,253 --> 00:08:21,655 OF BAD ONES THAT TREAT YOU LIKE HELL ‐‐ 209 00:08:21,655 --> 00:08:23,624 WHEN YOU GET A GOOD ONE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM, 210 00:08:23,624 --> 00:08:25,592 SO YOU'D RATHER RUN HIM OFF THAN TRUST HIM WITH YOUR HEART. 211 00:08:25,592 --> 00:08:28,995 BUT LINDA'S HEART DONE BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES, 212 00:08:28,995 --> 00:08:31,598 SHE JUST ALWAYS PUTTING UP A GUARD. 213 00:08:31,598 --> 00:08:34,000 THAT DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE TO ME AT ALL. 214 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,970 "OOH, I'M SCARED. I'M‐A KEEP MY HEART UP, BUT GET SOME." 215 00:08:36,970 --> 00:08:38,171 THAT'S CRAZY AS HELL. 216 00:08:38,171 --> 00:08:39,740 YEAH. 217 00:08:39,740 --> 00:08:42,142 THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT. 218 00:08:42,142 --> 00:08:44,444 WOW. WE'RE HAVING A BABY. 219 00:08:44,444 --> 00:08:46,279 YOU GOT ANY MORE? 220 00:08:46,279 --> 00:08:48,682 UH...I GOT TWO. 221 00:08:48,682 --> 00:08:50,551 OH, YOU GOT TWO CHILDREN? TWO. 222 00:08:50,551 --> 00:08:52,886 OKAY. YOU MARRIED? YOU AIN'T MARRIED, ARE YOU? 223 00:08:52,886 --> 00:08:54,521 MY WIFE IS DECEASED. 224 00:08:54,521 --> 00:08:56,657 OH, I'M SORRY. SO YOU FREE AND SINGLE. 225 00:08:56,657 --> 00:08:58,692 YOU AIN'T GOT NO ATTACHMENTS AT ALL. 226 00:08:58,692 --> 00:08:59,860 WE'RE ASKING. NOT ANYMORE. 227 00:08:59,860 --> 00:09:01,201 NOT ANYMORE. OKAY. NOT ANYMORE. 228 00:09:01,201 --> 00:09:02,569 YOU LIKE LINDA? YES! 229 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:05,305 OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT LINDA. 230 00:09:05,305 --> 00:09:07,941 ANY TIME YOU GOT A WOMAN THAT DONE HAD HER HEART BROKE, 231 00:09:07,941 --> 00:09:09,510 THERE'S A WAY TO APPROACH IT. 232 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,878 YOU GOT TO APPROACH IT GENTLY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 233 00:09:11,878 --> 00:09:13,246 YES. 234 00:09:13,246 --> 00:09:15,716 YOU GONNA SPEND A LOT OF TIME, SON ‐‐ HEAR ME GOOD ‐‐ 235 00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:17,918 A LOT OF TIME REASSURING HER THAT SHE IS OKAY. 236 00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:19,753 AND IF YOU AIN'T UP FOR THE CHALLENGE, 237 00:09:19,753 --> 00:09:21,321 DON'T GO YOUR ASS UP IN THERE. 238 00:09:21,321 --> 00:09:22,556 IT IS A CONSTANT CHALLENGE, 239 00:09:22,556 --> 00:09:24,891 TRYING TO REASSURE A WOMAN THAT SHE GONNA BE OKAY. 240 00:09:24,891 --> 00:09:26,026 IT'S A CONSTANT CHALLENGE, 241 00:09:26,026 --> 00:09:27,828 TRYING TO LET HER KNOW THAT SHE IS LOVED, 242 00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,663 'CAUSE WHEN SHE DONE BEEN HURT BY A FOOL, 243 00:09:29,663 --> 00:09:31,031 SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE LOOKING 244 00:09:31,031 --> 00:09:32,599 FOR YOU TO DO THE SAME DAMN THING. 245 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:34,568 AND SOMETIMES, YOU'LL WALK IN THERE AND DO SOMETHING, 246 00:09:34,568 --> 00:09:35,969 AND YOU DONE STEPPED ON A LAND MINE, 247 00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:37,170 AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. 248 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:39,339 YOU GOT TO ALWAYS BE CAREFUL OF LAND MINES, SON. 249 00:09:39,339 --> 00:09:41,474 THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN 250 00:09:41,474 --> 00:09:43,009 ABOUT WHAT THE LAST MAN DONE DID. 251 00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:44,545 DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLING YOU? 252 00:09:44,545 --> 00:09:45,979 FIND OUT WHAT THE LAST MAN DONE DID. 253 00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:47,480 PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW 254 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,415 ABOUT THE LAST RELATIONSHIP." YES, THE HELL YOU DO. 255 00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,685 THE REASON YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE LAST MAN RELATIONSHIP ‐‐ 256 00:09:51,685 --> 00:09:53,754 SO YOU WILL KNOW WHEN YOU DONE STEPPED ON SOMETHING HE DID. 257 00:09:53,754 --> 00:09:55,021 IT'LL BE SOMETHING JUST INNOCENT, 258 00:09:55,021 --> 00:09:56,823 AND SHE'LL START THINKING, "OH, WELL, HE DID THAT. 259 00:09:56,823 --> 00:09:57,924 YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, TOO." 260 00:09:57,924 --> 00:09:59,125 FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL HE DID 261 00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,927 SO YOU CAN BE ALL RIGHT IN THE RELATIONSHIP, SON. 262 00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:03,870 SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. BUT APPROACH IT GENTLY. 263 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,539 A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A VAULT. 264 00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:06,840 ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN. 265 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,941 BUT ONE YOU'RE OUT, 266 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,110 THE NATIONAL GUARD CAN'T GET YOUR ASS IN THERE. 267 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,177 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 268 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,748 NOW, I'M GOING HOME. I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER ON. 269 00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,983 A‐ALL RIGHT. OOH‐EE! 270 00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,351 IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN. 271 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,621 I WISH IT WAS UNDER CALMER CIRCUMSTANCES 272 00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,256 'CAUSE I WAS COMING UP HERE TO MESS YOUR ASS UP! 273 00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,491 COME ON, HATTIE. M‐M‐MISS HATTIE. 274 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,127 YOU GET ON OVER THERE. SHE AT THE DINER. 275 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,194 SHE'LL BE HOME LATER ON. 276 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,563 YOU MAKE SURE YOU GET OVER THERE 277 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:30,864 AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT. 278 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,365 ALL RIGHT. AND DON'T BE SNITCHING. 279 00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,500 BETTER NOT SNITCH. 280 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,670 BETTER NOT BE NO... 281 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,238 BYE, BOY. 282 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,540 ALL RIGHT. BYE. BYE, PHILIP! 283 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,007 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 284 00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,125 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 285 00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:03,570 WHO ‐‐ 286 00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,506 LINDA. 287 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,209 YOU'RE PREGNANT? 288 00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,177 MAMA! 289 00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:13,847 Hattie: WHAT?! 290 00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:18,218 YES, I AM. 291 00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:20,721 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 292 00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,122 I TRIED TO. 293 00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:27,293 BUT Y'ALL WAS BUSY WATCHING MOVIES IN THE BEDROOM... 294 00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:30,697 AND THE TV IS DOWNSTAIRS. 295 00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:34,901 I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT. 296 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,170 I‐I‐I‐I SH‐‐ I SHOULDN'T HAVE RUSHED YOU OUT. 297 00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,805 I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU. 298 00:11:38,805 --> 00:11:40,306 IT'S OKAY. 299 00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:44,177 NO, REALLY, REALLY, I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY. 300 00:11:45,411 --> 00:11:48,682 IS ‐‐ IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME? 301 00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:51,652 NO. 302 00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,720 ARE YOU SURE? 303 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,156 DID THEY COME SEE YOU? 304 00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,626 YEAH. 305 00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,003 AND THEY TOLD ME. 306 00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:06,072 UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ] 307 00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:07,708 ...YOUR NOSE IS TWITCHING. 308 00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:11,244 Madea: THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S SCARED AS HELL! 309 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,517 THEY TRIED TO HURT ME. 310 00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:21,154 IT'S OKAY, BABY. I CAN PROTECT YOU. 311 00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:23,724 AH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 312 00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:29,095 SO...WE'RE PREGNANT? 313 00:12:30,363 --> 00:12:32,298 YEAH. 314 00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:35,301 WOW. 315 00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:37,070 I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY. 316 00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:38,705 I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN. 317 00:12:38,705 --> 00:12:41,107 HEY, HEY, LOOK, NO, IT'S ‐‐ DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 318 00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,375 I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY, PHILIP. 319 00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,409 HEY, HEY, HEY. 320 00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:49,616 WHAT THEY DOING, HATTIE? 321 00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:54,154 Hattie: OOH, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT KNOCKED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE! 322 00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:01,134 LOOK, I'M NOT UPSET. 323 00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:02,669 YOU'RE NOT? 324 00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,070 NO. 325 00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:06,339 I THOUGHT YOU MOVED ON. 326 00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:07,708 I WAS HURT. 327 00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,042 LYING ASS. 328 00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:14,515 BABY, I LOVE YOU. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU. 329 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,053 ARE YOU REALLY? YES. 330 00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:24,390 YES, I LOVE YOU. 331 00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,459 OH, PHILIP. 332 00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:29,963 LINDA, I'M DONE, OKAY? LINDA, I'M DONE. 333 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:32,232 WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT? 334 00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:34,067 I‐I‐I WANT TO. 335 00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,537 JUST DO IT. DO IT. 336 00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:39,873 DO IT! HELL! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH HER, HATTIE? 337 00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:43,276 I TOLD YOU WHEN SHE WAS BORN, IF YOU'D KEPT THAT DAMN... 338 00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:45,478 THAT WATER DRAINED OFF HER BRAIN. 339 00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,280 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 340 00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:52,018 LOOK, HONEY, UM... WE'RE PREGNANT. 341 00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:54,054 YEAH. OKAY. 342 00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:56,322 UH...WELL, I‐I‐I GOT TO GO TO WORK, BUT I'LL COME BACK. 343 00:13:56,322 --> 00:13:57,891 YEAH, HE HAS TO GO TO WORK, HATTIE. 344 00:13:57,891 --> 00:13:59,292 HE'S GOT TO MAKE THAT DAMN MONEY. 345 00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:00,293 HE GOT A BABY COMING. 346 00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:01,868 LET HIM GO TO WORK. 347 00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:03,637 HE GOT TO GO HIS ASS TO WORK. 348 00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:04,771 LET HIM GO TO WORK! 349 00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:05,772 THEY ‐‐ OKAY. 350 00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,140 I'M GONNA ‐‐ I'M GONNA ‐‐ OKAY. 351 00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,642 I‐I'LL COME BY AFTER I GET OFF. 352 00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:10,911 YEAH, YOU COME BY AFTER YOU GET OFF, 353 00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:14,147 'CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS IF A MAN DON'T WORK, HE DON'T EAT! 354 00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,315 SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 355 00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:16,917 OKAY. ALL RIGHT, HONEY. MM. 356 00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,184 OKAY, GREAT. BYE. 357 00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,286 THE BIBLE SAY IF A MAN DON'T WORK, HE DON'T GET NONE. 358 00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:21,755 NOW LET IT GO. IT'S TIME TO WORK. 359 00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,426 OKAY. I‐I DON'T ‐‐ MMM. 360 00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,262 I'M SO HAPPY. 361 00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:31,464 I'M SO RELIEVED. 362 00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:37,103 WOW. UH... 363 00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:40,173 OH, MY GOD, WE'RE PREGNANT, I'M HAPPY. 364 00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,776 ME TOO. 365 00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:45,278 I LOVE YOU. 366 00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:47,013 I LOVE YOU, TOO. 367 00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,383 ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 368 00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:52,118 OH ‐‐ OH, WAIT. MM‐MM. MM. 369 00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:54,588 WIPE THAT LIPSTICK OFF YOUR LIPS. 370 00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:58,224 LEAVE THAT LIPSTICK ON! LET THEM KNOW HE MARKED! 371 00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,660 WELL... 372 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,435 YOU HEAR ALL THAT? HE GOING TO WORK, LEAVE THE LIPSTICK ON! 373 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,570 O‐OKAY. I LOVE YOU. 374 00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,373 GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. BYE. BYE. 375 00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,843 BRING YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN. 376 00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,645 RIGHT NOW. COME ON IN HERE. 377 00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,047 MAMA! 378 00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,182 DON'T YOU STORM UP IN HERE LIKE THIS. 379 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,417 SIT DOWN. 380 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,319 TAKE THAT ALL OUT YOUR VOICE. 381 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,621 SIT DOWN. 382 00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,488 NOW, WHAT WAS YOU GONNA SAY? 383 00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,559 I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL TOLD HIM. 384 00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,794 WE SURE DID. SURE DID. 385 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,830 BUT I ASKED YOU NOT TO. 386 00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,298 AND WE IGNORED YOU NOT TO. 387 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,200 [ LAUGHS ] 388 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,537 HONEY, WE YOUR FAMILY. WE GOT YOUR BACK. 389 00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,238 AND ‐‐ AND HE GOT YOUR FRONT. 390 00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,207 [ LAUGHS ] STOP THAT. 391 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,510 COME ON, LINDA, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THAT MAN THE TRUTH? 392 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,147 I'M JUST SO EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED. 393 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,215 ASHAMED OF WHAT? 394 00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:53,386 I'M 40 YEARS OLD, PREGNANT, AND NOT MARRIED. 395 00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,055 YEAH. 396 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:59,560 I MEAN, I'M A CHRISTIAN, AND I WAS CELIBATE. 397 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,861 I'VE BEEN GOING TO CHURCH. 398 00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,903 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, BUT I GOT ‐‐ 399 00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:04,671 HONEY, WHAT ALL THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING? 400 00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,707 I JUST DON'T WANT GOD TO PUNISH ME. 401 00:16:06,707 --> 00:16:08,408 PUNISH YOU? 402 00:16:08,408 --> 00:16:12,045 LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING, AND UNDERSTAND THIS REAL GOOD. 403 00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:14,280 WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE AND DO SOMETHING, 404 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,316 THAT'S DIFFERENT THAN DOING SOMETHING 405 00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:18,418 OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 406 00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,687 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 407 00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,355 YOU GOT WEAK. 408 00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:25,058 THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU WAS DOING IT INTENTIONALLY. 409 00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:27,794 WHAT IS GROWING INSIDE OF YOU RIGHT NOW AIN'T NO SIN. 410 00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,796 GOD AIN'T GONNA PUNISH YOU FOR THAT. 411 00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,364 YOU HEAR ME? 412 00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:33,834 THAT ‐‐ THAT IS A BLESSING GROWING INSIDE OF YOU. 413 00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,537 DON'T MAKE THAT BABY THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HIM 414 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,038 'CAUSE YOU MADE A MISTAKE. 415 00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,806 DON'T DO THAT. THAT AIN'T RIGHT. 416 00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:40,974 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? 417 00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:41,875 YES. 418 00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,109 DID YOU REPENT? 419 00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:44,110 YES. GOOD. 420 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,046 WELL, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO. 421 00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,949 'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AND YOU BELIEVE IN GOD 422 00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:50,150 AND YOU GO TO REPENT ‐‐ 423 00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,718 AND REPENT MEANS YOU AIN'T GONNA DO IT NO MORE ‐‐ 424 00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,153 THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT, 425 00:16:53,153 --> 00:16:54,988 IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE AND DO IT RIGHT, 426 00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:57,290 'CAUSE FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ‐‐ 427 00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,125 THE SIN IS IN THE HAVING SEX BEFORE THE MARRIAGE. 428 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,393 AIN'T THAT WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS? 429 00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:02,035 YEAH. THAT WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT? 430 00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:03,504 THAT'S WHERE THE GUILT IS? YES. 431 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:04,971 BUT THEN IF JESUS WENT TO THE CROSS 432 00:17:04,971 --> 00:17:06,607 AND HE DIED FOR THE BLOOD TO COVER ALL THAT, 433 00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:07,641 WHAT YOU WORRIED ABOUT? 434 00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:11,578 YOU WANT TO GET UP THERE, TOO? 435 00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:13,647 WHY YOU TRYING TO PUT YOURSELF UP ON THE CROSS 436 00:17:13,647 --> 00:17:15,481 WHEN HE DONE ALREADY DIED FOR IT, HONEY? 437 00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,551 LET SOME OF THIS STUFF GO, AND DON'T DO AGAIN, 438 00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,820 IF THAT IS YOUR HEART AND YOUR INTENTION, YOU KNOW? 439 00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,088 AND IF YOU DO DO IT AGAIN AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE 440 00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:23,857 AND DO IT AGAIN, THAT IS ALL RIGHT, 441 00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:25,225 AS LONG AS YOUR INTENTION 442 00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:27,628 IS NOT TO KEEP DOING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 443 00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:30,597 PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIFE TRYING TO BEAT THEYSELF UP TOO MUCH 444 00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:33,299 ABOUT SOMETHING THAT THEY DONE MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT. 445 00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:35,101 LET IT GO. GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU. 446 00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:36,970 BUT LEARN HOW TO FORGIVE YOURSELF. 447 00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,072 AND THAT'S HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO DO, HONEY. 448 00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:40,406 FORGIVE YOURSELF. YOU HEAR ME? 449 00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:41,508 YES. 450 00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,409 FORGIVE YOURSELF. IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 451 00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:44,978 THANK YOU. GONNA RAISE THAT BABY. 452 00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:46,446 THAT'S A GOOD MAN. I LIKE HIM. 453 00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:48,615 I WAS GETTING READY TO KILL HIM, BUT I LIKE HIM. 454 00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:50,116 [ CHUCKLES ] 455 00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:52,452 YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. YOU GONNA BE JUST FINE. 456 00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:54,555 WILL YOU COME TO CHURCH WITH ME, AUNT MADEA? 457 00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,623 [ COUGHS ] 458 00:17:56,623 --> 00:17:59,392 GIRL, YOU ABOUT TO CHOKE THE HELL OUT OF ME. HELL. 459 00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:01,301 Y'ALL PUT IN THAT SMOKING SECTION YET? 460 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,336 NO. 461 00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:05,105 THEN HELL, NO, I AIN'T COMING UP IN THERE. 462 00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:07,173 LET ME KNOW WHEN Y'ALL GET TO THAT "PUFF, PUFF, PRAISE." 463 00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,374 THEN I'LL BE UP IN THERE. 464 00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:11,077 I NEED A CHURCH WHERE THEY HAVE SOME REEFER 465 00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:12,613 OR SOMETHING UP IN THERE. 466 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,047 ME AND THE LORD NEED SOME PUFFING. 467 00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,951 [ LAUGHS ] YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 468 00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,285 YES. 469 00:18:19,285 --> 00:18:22,155 I GOT TO GO, AND ANYTIME YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE THERE. 470 00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:23,690 BUT THAT'S A GOOD MAN. 471 00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,760 DON'T MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE MISTAKES OF ANY OF THE OTHERS. 472 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,294 LOVE HIM AS BEST YOU CAN, 473 00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:30,564 LEAVE ALL YOUR MISTAKES IN THE PAST, 474 00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,666 AND LOVE HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN. 475 00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,034 YOU UNDERSTAND? YES. 476 00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,536 ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. 477 00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:37,170 I LOVE YOU, TOO, AUNT MADEA. 478 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,905 OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 479 00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,507 ALL RIGHT. I WAS GONNA HUG YOU, 480 00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,776 BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET INTO ALL OF THAT. 481 00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:43,910 HIGH FIVE? 482 00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,779 NO, NO, HONEY. PEOPLE DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS. 483 00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:47,247 HATTIE, I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON, BABY. 484 00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,415 ALL RIGHT, MA. KNOW I LOVE YOU. 485 00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:52,052 I LOVE YOU, TOO. I'LL SEE YOU AT BINGO. 486 00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:53,720 GIRL, YOU KNOW I AIN'T GOING NO DAMN BINGO. 487 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,021 CALL ME WHEN YOU GO TO A CASINO. 488 00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,056 [ LAUGHS ] 489 00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:58,525 ALL RIGHT, MA, I WILL. 490 00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:00,193 THANK YOU, MA. WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR, MA? 491 00:19:00,193 --> 00:19:02,603 I'M JUST TRY TO FIND ‐‐ MAKE SURE THE BACK DOOR ‐‐ 492 00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:04,938 YOU KNOW THESE DAMN FLOORBOARDS BACK HERE IS WEAK 493 00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,206 IN YOUR OLD‐ASS HOUSE. 494 00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:24,625 [ Primly ] MY DAUGHTER, WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SPOT OF TEA? 495 00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,759 [ CHUCKLES ] 496 00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,027 [ LAUGHS ] 497 00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,029 COME ON, SIT DOWN. 498 00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:32,733 YOU NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SIT ON TO WHET YOUR PALATE. 499 00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:35,168 YEAH. 500 00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,738 THANK YOU, MAMA. 501 00:19:37,738 --> 00:19:40,040 I LOVE YOU, BABY. 502 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,042 I REALLY KNOW THAT. 503 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,377 YOU REALLY DO? 504 00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,980 SOMETIMES. 505 00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,585 WELL, THEN THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES. 506 00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:53,754 I KNOW. 507 00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:55,589 GOOD. 508 00:19:55,589 --> 00:19:58,091 MOM, AM I GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 509 00:19:58,091 --> 00:20:00,627 YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT? 510 00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:03,537 HELL, YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. 511 00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:09,442 WE GONNA RAISE THIS BABY IN LOVE. 512 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,179 YES, WE WILL. 513 00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:20,654 BABY, I'M PROUD OF YOU. 514 00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,823 ARE YOU? 515 00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:26,359 I KNOW I MIGHT NOT ACT LIKE IT SOMETIMES, BUT I AM. 516 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,962 REALLY, REALLY, I AM. [ CHUCKLES ] 517 00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,033 BABY, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 518 00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:40,473 ONE MISTAKE DON'T WIPE OUT ALL THE GOOD THAT YOU'VE DONE. 519 00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,244 LINDA, I LOVE YOU, AND I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, 520 00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,779 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 521 00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,181 YOU HEAR ME? 522 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,717 YEAH. I MEAN IT. 523 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,787 THANK YOU, MAMA. 524 00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:56,289 YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO. 525 00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,791 [ CHUCKLES ] 37186

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