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HERE YOU GO, PRECIOUS.
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THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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THANK YOU, MA'AM.
YEAH.
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HI, MISS HATTIE!
HEY!
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HEY, GRANDMA!
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BOY, DANNY, SAM!
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WHA...?
YOU GOTS TO PAY TO PLAY.
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HEY, Y'ALL WANT SOME BREAKFAST
THIS MORNING?
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UH, YES, PLEASE.
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FLOYD?
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FLOYD.
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FLOYD!
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YOU OLD BASTARD!
I KNOW YOU HEARD ME CALLING YOU.
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BUT I DON'T ANSWER
TO SATAN.
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GET THESE HERE BABIES
WHAT THEY WANT.
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I'D GIVE THEM
WHAT THEY WANT,
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BUT I DON'T HAVE A CASKET
TO PUT YOUR BODY IN.
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I SURE WISH I'D HAD A CONDOM
TO GIVE TO YOUR DADDY.
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DREW.
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WHAT?!
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THAT MAN OVER THERE
IS CHECKING YOU OUT.
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NO, HE'S NOT.
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ACTUALLY, I THINK
HE'S CHECKING DANNY OUT.
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I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE WORN
THESE PANTS!
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YEP. YOUR BUTT'S
BIGGER THAN HERS.
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HEY! IT IS NOT!
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WAIT.
IS HIS BUTT BIGGER THAN MINE?
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UH,
WAIT A MINUTE HERE.
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I THINK LINDA RIGHT.
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I BELIEVE
HE IS CHECKING YOU OUT.
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GO SAY HI.
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NO, NO, I‐I‐I CAN'T.
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HOW COME?!
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WELL, I'M SHY.
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[ High‐pitched voice ]
AW!
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THAT'S SO CUTE!
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[ Normal voice ]
IT'S BULL...
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[ Mockingly ]
BUT CUTE!
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OKAY, OKAY.
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I'LL ‐‐
I'LL WALK OVER TO THE DOOR,
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AND IF HE STOPS ME,
THEN I GUESS HE DOES LIKE ME.
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GO ON!
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UH...
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W‐W‐WHY ARE YOU
PUTTING YOUR COAT ON?
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HELLO. I'M A LADY.
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I'D LIKE TO GIVE HIM
SOMETHING TO WONDER.
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WELL, PRECIOUS,
AS LITTLE AS YOU GOT,
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YOU NEEDS TO
LET IT ALL HANG OUT.
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[ Normal voice ] BETTER HURRY UP
BEFORE MARIANNA GETS HERE.
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WHAT DOES THAT
HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
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MARIANNA COULD ECLIPSE
THE MOON.
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TWICE,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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YOU'RE A CUTE GIRL,
DREW.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY
ABOUT MARIANNA.
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OOH,
SHE'S SO PURDY.
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DAMN!
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SHE BEAUTIFUL.
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT,
DREW.
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YOU JUST DO YOU,
OKAY?
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
TO SAY?
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DAMN!
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[ As Hattie ]
SHE BEAUTIFUL.
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www.vitac.com
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
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[ Normal voice ]
GREAT!
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NOW HE'S STARING AT HER.
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SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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I'LL DISTRACT HIM
FOR YOU.
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HOW?
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GIRL!
DON'T YOU KNOW?
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I'VE BEEN TAKING OUT
THE COMPETITION FOR YEARS!
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OH, YEAH, SHE BEEN
TAKING THEM OUT, ALL RIGHT.
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FLOYD,
DON'T BE TELLING MY BUSINESS.
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IT'S NOT LIKE I'M TELLING
YOU KILLED SOMEBODY.
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YOU JUST DID.
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WOULD YOU TWO
CUT IT OUT?
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THIS SITUATION IS ABOUT ME,
HIM, AND HER!
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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS HERE.
I GOT THIS HERE.
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UH, MARIANNA, BABY,
COME HERE FOR A MINUTE.
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LET ME SEE YOU,
PRECIOUS.
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[ SIGHS ] HEY, GUYS.
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[ GASPS ]
Linda: OHH!
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MAMA!
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MISS HATTIE!
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THIS HERE
IS A DESPERATE SITUATION.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
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IT'S THAT DISEASE.
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WHAT DISEASE IS THAT?
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OLD‐ASS‐CRAZY‐ISM.
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IT'S LATIN.
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UGH!
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WAY TO DISTRACT HIM!
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BY GIVING HER
A WET T‐SHIRT!
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BABY,
I'M SO SORRY.
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I'M SO SORRY.
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[ SIGHS ]
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NOW, GO ON.
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GO ON BACK THERE IN THE BACK
AND CLEAN YOURSELF OFF.
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NO, DON'T!
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STOP IT, SAM!
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I LOVE
YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
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I KNOW YOU WANTED ME!
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HE REALLY DOES
LOVE ME.
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MISS HATTIE!
THAT WAS SO WRONG.
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GIRL,
SHUT THE HELL UP!
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I WAS LOOKING OUT
FOR YOU.
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AND WET
MY OWN SELF UP!
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BUT I HAVE MY WET T‐SHIRT
FOR YOU.
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OHH.
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IT'S THE KIND OF
WET‐T‐SHIRT CONTEST
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WHERE EVERYONE LOSES.
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BUT YOU ARE A WINNER.
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NOW GO GET YOUR MAN.
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OKAY.
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HOLD ON, PRECIOUS.
HOLD ON, NOW.
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DON'T GO OVER THERE
WALKING LIKE THAT.
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WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THE WAY I WALK?
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'CAUSE YOU MARCHING LIKE
YOU BE IN THE NORTH KOREAN ARMY.
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GET BACK.
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LET ME SHOW YOU
HOW TO DO THIS HERE.
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GET ON BACK.
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TAKE NOTES.
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MM. OOH!
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YOU ENJOYING
YOUR BREAKFAST?
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IT'S GOOD.
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GOOD.
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THANKS FOR ASKING.
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ANY TIME.
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YOU GONNA HAVE TO GET
THAT HIP AND KNEE REPLACED.
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AND YOU GONNA NEED
YOUR EYES TO BE REPLACED
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YOU KEEP BUGGING ME.
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YOU GOT IT?
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I GOT IT.
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DO IT FLUIDLY.
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FLUIDLY.
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YEAH,
LIKE A FLUID ON HER BRAIN.
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GET DOWN. GET DOWN.
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I KNOW
EVERYTHING HE'S GONNA SAY.
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"HI."
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HI.
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HI.
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"I'M, UH ‐‐ I'M ‐‐
I'M BEN ‐‐ GLEN ‐‐ REN."
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I'M KEN.
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[ Pompously ]
I'M BARBIE.
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"ARE YOU REALLY?"
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ARE YOU REALLY?
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[ Normal voice ]
NO. MY NAME IS DREW.
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"WELL, HOW ARE YOU?"
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WELL, HOW ARE YOU?
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I'M GOOD.
THANKS FOR ASKING.
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"DO YOU
COME HERE OFTEN?"
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DO YOU
COME HERE OFTEN?
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NOTHING BUT NET.
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HERE?
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NO. NEVER. HARDLY.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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DO YOU WANT ME TO?
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THIS IS EASY.
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"UH,
LET'S GO BACK TO MY PLACE
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AND HAVE BUTT‐NAKED SEX
WITH HONEY."
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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WELL, ACTUALLY,
IT WAS JUST A QUESTION.
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YOU SEE,
I'M NEW IN TOWN.
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WHAT THE WHAT?!
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[ IMITATES BUZZER ]
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OH.
YOU'RE NEW IN TOWN?
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THAT'S PERFECT
BECAUSE I'M OLD IN TOWN.
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WELL, I‐I‐I'M NOT SAYING
I'M OLD.
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I'M JUST SAYING
I'VE BEEN AROUND.
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I‐I'VE BEEN AROUND THE TOWN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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SEE, NOW, SHE'S ASSUMED THE ROLE
OF THE MAN, SO ANYTHING GOES.
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YEAH, UH,
I'M JUST IN TOWN
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TRYING TO FIND
ALL THE COOL SPOTS ‐‐
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YOU KNOW, RESTAURANTS, BARS,
THAT KIND OF THING.
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OH, OKAY. SO YOU MIGHT NEED
A BARBIE TOUR GUIDE.
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A TOUR GUIDE.
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NOW,
THAT WOULD BE NICE.
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ACTUALLY,
WE CAN START TONIGHT ‐‐
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ME AND YOU AT A RESTAURANT
THAT YOU CHOOSE.
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THAT?
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"AND THEN THE BUTT‐NAKED SEX
WITH THE HONEY."
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OH. GREAT. UH, LET ME GIVE YOU
MY BUSINESS CARD.
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OKAY.
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OKAY.
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THE MOUTH...
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...IT'S LIKE
AN IGUANA.
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IGUANA NOT WANT
TO SEE THAT AGAIN.
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HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER
AND MY E‐MAIL ADDRESS.
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AND MY FACE PAGE
AND MY HASHTAG.
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YOU KNOW EVERYBODY DOING THAT
NOWADAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
OH, AND YOU KNOW WHAT,
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I PUT MY MAMA NUMBER ON THERE,
TOO.
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'CAUSE, UH, YOU MIGHT WANT
TO PUT A RING ON THAT.
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Ken: UH...
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IF YOU LIKE IT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
MY ADDRESS.
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YEAH, SO, UH,
I THINK I'M JUST GONNA CALL YOU,
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IF THAT'S COOL.
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OH. OKAY.
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YEAH, YEAH, JUST ‐‐
JUST GONNA CALL.
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SO, UH, IS TONIGHT GOOD
FOR DINNER?
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YES.
GOOD. GOOD.
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GREAT!
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I GUESS
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT...
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I'M GONNA GO WITH 7:00.
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BEST TIME TO HAVE
BUTT‐NAKED SEX WITH HONEY!
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...8:00?
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ALL RIGHT. GREAT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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BYE.
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
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BYE.
BYE. BYE‐BYE.
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OH. THAT'S IT.
COME HERE.
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GET IN TIGHT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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GUESS I'LL...
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SEE YOU LATER.
YOU KNOW?
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WHOO!
YEAH.
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HEY.
YOU'RE A WILD ONE.
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HEY.
HEY.
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WHOO!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHAT HAPPENED?
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WHOO! OH,
HE JUST ASKED ME OUT!
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[ LAUGHS ]
WHOO, HALLELUJAH! WHOO‐HOO!
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OH.
WOULD YOU STOP SMILING?
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IT'S CREEPY.
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OH, YEAH,
CALM YOURSELF DOWN.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M CHECKING TO SEE
IF HE CALLED.
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YOU CAN'T LOOK DESPERATE,
DREW.
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I AM NOT
LOOKING DESPERATE.
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YEAH. SHE'S LOOKING
DREW‐SPERATE.
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THAT'S "DESPERATE" AND "DREW"
MIXED TOGETHER,
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JUST THROWING IT ALL IN THERE
TOGETHER.
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I CAN'T
GET THIS STAIN OUT.
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OH, I'M SO SORRY.
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AND NOW
I'M ALL STICKY!
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YES, YOU ARE!
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BABY, I'M SO SORRY.
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I'M SORRY.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT,
MISS HATTIE.
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I'VE JUST GOT TO GO HOME
AND CHANGE NOW.
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AND I WAS GONNA WEAR THIS
BECAUSE I HAD A DATE
243
00:11:30,163 --> 00:11:31,598
AND NOW
HE CANCELED ON ME.
244
00:11:31,598 --> 00:11:33,834
HE DID?
YEAH.
245
00:11:33,834 --> 00:11:35,468
CAN YOU GUYS JUST GET ME
SOMETHING TO EAT?
246
00:11:35,468 --> 00:11:38,271
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA!
247
00:11:38,271 --> 00:11:40,340
YOUR DATE
CANCELED ON YOU?
248
00:11:40,340 --> 00:11:44,845
AND HE LEFT YOU
ALL STICKY?
249
00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:47,948
SAM, YOU TOUCH ME,
YOU WILL DIE.
250
00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:49,015
WHAT?
251
00:11:49,015 --> 00:11:51,484
I'M JUST TRYING
TO ALLEVIATE THE STICKY!
252
00:11:53,520 --> 00:11:57,390
OH, MAN, GUYS.
253
00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:58,458
WHAT?
254
00:11:58,458 --> 00:11:59,793
SHE'S GONNA BE HOME
TONIGHT.
255
00:11:59,793 --> 00:12:02,068
YEAH?
THAT'S NOT A GOOD THING.
256
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,103
WHY?
257
00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:07,140
BECAUSE HE'LL SEE HER
WHEN HE PICKS ME UP.
258
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:10,110
I'D LIKE TO SEE HER
PICK ME UP.
259
00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:14,147
OH, YEAH.
[ LAUGHS ]
260
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:17,350
IT'S SO EASY.
261
00:12:17,350 --> 00:12:18,952
WELL,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
262
00:12:18,952 --> 00:12:20,821
NOW THIS GUY
IS GONNA SEE HER,
263
00:12:20,821 --> 00:12:23,056
AND HE'S NOT GONNA WANT
TO TALK TO ME.
264
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:24,658
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
265
00:12:24,658 --> 00:12:26,927
DREW,
YOU'RE A SWEET GIRL.
266
00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:30,764
YOU DON'T GET IT!
267
00:12:30,764 --> 00:12:33,867
SWEET IS LONELY.
268
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:39,640
I WANT TO BE LIKE MARIANNA ‐‐
MUCHO CALIENTE!
269
00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,676
I WANT TO BE HOT!
270
00:12:42,676 --> 00:12:44,210
YOU ARE HOT, DREW.
271
00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:46,279
I'M SORRY! [ LAUGHS ]
272
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:51,051
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU SAID THAT
WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
273
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:55,689
LOOK, DON'T WORRY
ABOUT MARIANNA.
274
00:12:55,689 --> 00:12:57,090
YOU JUST
GO OUT WITH THE MAN.
275
00:12:57,090 --> 00:13:00,567
GO AHEAD, BABY.
SHAKE WHAT YOUR MAMA GAVE YOU.
276
00:13:03,804 --> 00:13:05,238
ALL RIGHT, NOW, PRECIOUS,
BRING ‐‐ BRING IT DOWN.
277
00:13:05,238 --> 00:13:06,940
YOUR MAMA DIDN'T GIVE YOU
THAT MERCH.
278
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,374
SHE DIDN'T GIVE YOU
THAT MERCH.
279
00:13:08,374 --> 00:13:09,910
BUT SHAKE IT.
280
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:11,712
BETTER YET,
JUST RATTLE IT.
281
00:13:11,712 --> 00:13:16,650
SO...I‐I SHOULD RATTLE IT
'CAUSE I DON'T HAVE MERCH?
282
00:13:16,650 --> 00:13:18,519
YOU DON'T HAVE MERCH
AT ALL.
283
00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:19,920
MERCH?
284
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,655
MUCH. MUCH.
285
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:24,057
THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
286
00:13:24,057 --> 00:13:26,092
MERCH.
287
00:13:26,092 --> 00:13:28,729
MERCH, MUCH, WHATEVER!
288
00:13:28,729 --> 00:13:29,930
THANKS, GUYS.
289
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:32,633
THANKS SO MUCH FOR SHOOTING DOWN
MY SELF‐ESTEEM!
290
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,167
[ GRUNTS ]
291
00:13:34,167 --> 00:13:35,335
OHH!
OH, GEEZ!
292
00:13:49,382 --> 00:13:51,618
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
293
00:13:57,123 --> 00:13:58,759
Danny: HI.
294
00:13:58,759 --> 00:14:00,827
HI, MARINARA ‐‐
MARIANNA.
295
00:14:00,827 --> 00:14:02,468
EITHER WAY,
YOU'RE SAUCY.
296
00:14:02,468 --> 00:14:04,571
UGH. HI.
297
00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:07,541
IS DREW HERE?
WELL, YEAH,
298
00:14:07,541 --> 00:14:09,743
BUT SHE'S BEEN
LOCKED IN HER ROOM FOR HOURS.
299
00:14:09,743 --> 00:14:11,111
REALLY?
300
00:14:11,111 --> 00:14:13,279
YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK
THAT WAS LIKE HER, EITHER.
301
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:15,549
WOW!
302
00:14:15,549 --> 00:14:17,851
I WONDER WHY.
303
00:14:20,386 --> 00:14:22,055
YEAH, I'VE BEEN WONDERING
THE SAME THING, OKAY?
304
00:14:22,055 --> 00:14:23,757
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER.
305
00:14:23,757 --> 00:14:26,092
WELL, HEY, WE WERE JUST
MAKING SOME DINNER.
306
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:27,327
YOU WANT TO COME OVER?
307
00:14:27,327 --> 00:14:29,329
NO, NO, GUYS.
I'M SO TIRED.
308
00:14:29,329 --> 00:14:30,964
I JUST ‐‐
I WANT TO STAY HOME TONIGHT.
309
00:14:30,964 --> 00:14:33,567
[ High‐pitched ] WELL,
JUST COME OVER FOR A LITTLE BIT.
310
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:36,603
NO, NO, NO.
I‐I REALLY ‐‐ I'M GOOD.
311
00:14:36,603 --> 00:14:38,605
COME ON!
312
00:14:39,806 --> 00:14:41,341
IT'LL BE FUN!
313
00:14:41,341 --> 00:14:43,109
[ CHUCKLES ]
I SAID I'M STAYING HOME.
314
00:14:43,109 --> 00:14:45,612
[ Dopey voice ]
PLEASE.
315
00:14:45,612 --> 00:14:47,514
SAM, NO MEANS NO.
316
00:14:47,514 --> 00:14:50,483
BUT SOMETIMES IT MEANS,
"ASK AGAIN."
317
00:14:50,483 --> 00:14:51,585
WOW.
318
00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:54,020
[ Normal voice ]
OKAY, UH, BUT JUST ONCE.
319
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,822
I WANT
TO BE LEFT ALONE.
320
00:14:55,822 --> 00:14:57,824
[ SNAPS FINGERS ]
321
00:14:57,824 --> 00:14:59,526
WE NEED
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!
322
00:15:00,761 --> 00:15:03,203
DANNY, NO WE DON'T!
YES, WE DO.
323
00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,304
THIS IS A BAD IDEA.
324
00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,606
YOU NEVER SHARE INTEL
WITH THE ENEMY!
325
00:15:05,606 --> 00:15:07,040
NEVER SHARE INTEL
WITH THE ENEMY!
326
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,609
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'RE TICKLING MY FACE.
327
00:15:08,609 --> 00:15:09,643
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
328
00:15:09,643 --> 00:15:10,911
WHAT IS IT?!
329
00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:15,716
DREW HAS A DATE.
330
00:15:15,716 --> 00:15:17,017
WELL, THAT'S GREAT?
331
00:15:17,017 --> 00:15:18,284
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
332
00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:19,520
I'M HAPPY FOR HER.
333
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,121
AND WE THINK SO,
TOO.
334
00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:23,757
SPEAK FOR YOURSELVES.
335
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,192
THERE'S JUST
A BIT OF A PROBLEM.
336
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,227
WELL,
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
337
00:15:27,227 --> 00:15:28,394
[ KNOCKING
"SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT" ]
338
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:29,996
OKAY, EXCUSE ME.
MOVE.
339
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,231
MOVE.
340
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:33,299
UGH.
341
00:15:33,299 --> 00:15:35,569
HEY!
COME ON IN.
342
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:36,637
EVERYBODY ELSE IS HERE.
343
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:40,306
GRANDMA, FLOYD,
MAMA!
344
00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:42,208
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
345
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:44,611
WELL,
WE JUST THOUGHT WE'D STOP BY.
346
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,917
YOU LOOK NICE.
347
00:15:50,917 --> 00:15:52,152
THANK YOU.
348
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,320
I'M SURE IS THIRSTY.
349
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:56,790
GRANDMA, NO!
SHUT THE HELL UP, BOY!
350
00:15:56,790 --> 00:15:59,693
YEAH, SHUT THE HELL UP,
DANNY!
351
00:15:59,693 --> 00:16:01,568
I WANT TO SEE
THAT WET T‐SHIRT CONTEST.
352
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:06,740
ROUND ‐‐ WELL, ACTUALLY 3
IF YOU COUNT YOUR GRANDMA.
353
00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:10,243
CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME
WHY YOU'RE ALL HERE?
354
00:16:10,243 --> 00:16:14,047
NO REASON.
WE JUST STOPPED BY TO ‐‐
355
00:16:14,047 --> 00:16:17,851
SHE KNOWS
ABOUT THE DATE!
356
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:20,687
OH, REALLY?
YES!
357
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,455
BUT WHAT DOES THAT
HAVE TO DO WITH
358
00:16:22,455 --> 00:16:24,357
ALL OF YOU GUYS BEING HERE
RIGHT NOW?
359
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:26,059
BECAUSE OF YOU.
360
00:16:26,059 --> 00:16:27,260
WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME?
361
00:16:27,260 --> 00:16:29,796
YOU'RE HOT!
SO HOT!
362
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,064
YOU'RE LIKE THE SUN.
363
00:16:31,064 --> 00:16:33,266
OHH, I WANT TO BE
A WHITE DWARF ON YOU.
364
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,435
UGH.
365
00:16:35,435 --> 00:16:36,937
BABY, THE PROBLEM IS
366
00:16:36,937 --> 00:16:39,439
DREW SEEMS TO FEEL LIKE
WHEN YOU'RE AROUND,
367
00:16:39,439 --> 00:16:42,075
THE MEN,
THEY DON'T COME ON TO HER.
368
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:44,444
BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE.
369
00:16:44,444 --> 00:16:47,347
All: YES, IT IS.
370
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:48,481
MAN.
371
00:16:48,481 --> 00:16:50,651
OH, NO, NO,
THIS IS BAD.
372
00:16:50,651 --> 00:16:53,319
I FEEL TERRIBLE
THAT SHE FEELS THAT WAY.
373
00:16:53,319 --> 00:16:55,689
YOU GUYS KNOW
THAT I WOULD NEVER
374
00:16:55,689 --> 00:16:58,224
DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT
ON PURPOSE TO HER.
375
00:16:58,224 --> 00:17:01,334
OKAY, YOU KNOW,
DREW, HONEY,
376
00:17:01,334 --> 00:17:02,402
I'M GONNA
STEP OUT FOR A LITTLE BIT.
377
00:17:02,402 --> 00:17:04,905
SO IF YOU NEED ME,
JUST CALL ME, OKAY?
378
00:17:04,905 --> 00:17:09,009
Drew:
OH. ALL RIGHT.
379
00:17:09,009 --> 00:17:10,476
THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOU,
MARIANNA.
380
00:17:10,476 --> 00:17:11,612
THANK YOU, LINDA.
381
00:17:11,612 --> 00:17:13,547
I THINK SO, TOO.
382
00:17:13,547 --> 00:17:15,616
UH, DREW, BABY,
383
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:18,819
COME ON OUT HERE
'FORE YOUR DATE GETS HERE.
384
00:17:18,819 --> 00:17:21,421
Drew:
NO, GO ON, PLEASE.
385
00:17:21,421 --> 00:17:22,823
YEAH, BABY,
COME ON OUT HERE
386
00:17:22,823 --> 00:17:24,658
AND LET ME SEE
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE.
387
00:17:24,658 --> 00:17:25,759
I'M FINE!
388
00:17:25,759 --> 00:17:28,328
YOU ALL CAN GO NOW
BEFORE HE GETS HERE.
389
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:31,331
PLEASE!
390
00:17:31,331 --> 00:17:34,167
WE JUST WANTED
TO SEE YOU OFF.
391
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,136
SHE PROBABLY DON'T WANT
TO COME OUT HERE
392
00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:38,872
BECAUSE WE MADE HER FEEL SOME
CERTAIN KIND OF WAY EARLIER.
393
00:17:38,872 --> 00:17:40,907
MAMA'S RIGHT.
COME ON. LET'S GO.
394
00:17:40,907 --> 00:17:42,275
COME ON.
395
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:43,944
Floyd:
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR EYE.
396
00:17:43,944 --> 00:17:46,713
OH!
397
00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:50,283
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
398
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:56,557
[ SIGHS ]
399
00:18:00,867 --> 00:18:05,305
DREW!
400
00:18:05,305 --> 00:18:07,107
OH. HI, UH...
401
00:18:07,107 --> 00:18:08,842
I THOUGHT
YOU GUYS WERE GONE.
402
00:18:08,842 --> 00:18:13,213
WE WERE,
BUT WE FOUND YOU.
403
00:18:13,213 --> 00:18:14,715
WOW!
404
00:18:14,715 --> 00:18:19,252
UM, YOU KNOW, GUYS, I'M SORRY,
BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD GO.
405
00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:25,826
DREW, HONEY.
406
00:18:25,826 --> 00:18:28,261
WHOA!
WHOA!
407
00:18:28,261 --> 00:18:32,332
WHERE DID YOU GET THE SHIRT
AND THE ‐‐ THE SKIRT?
408
00:18:32,332 --> 00:18:34,601
W‐WHAT SHE MEANS
IS WHERE DID YOU GET
409
00:18:34,601 --> 00:18:37,904
THE "T" AND THE "A" FROM?
410
00:18:37,904 --> 00:18:40,741
UH, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME SQUATS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
411
00:18:40,741 --> 00:18:43,544
I'VE BEEN WORKING IT OUT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
412
00:18:43,544 --> 00:18:46,046
YEAH. YOGA WITH THE BOYS
WORKS WONDERS.
413
00:18:46,046 --> 00:18:47,681
[ CHUCKLES ]
414
00:18:47,681 --> 00:18:49,349
OH.
415
00:18:49,349 --> 00:18:51,217
DOES IT LOOK BAD?
416
00:18:51,217 --> 00:18:53,554
HELL, YEAH!
417
00:18:53,554 --> 00:18:54,921
[ GROANS ]
418
00:18:54,921 --> 00:18:56,957
All: OHH!
419
00:18:56,957 --> 00:18:58,592
CAREFUL.
420
00:18:58,592 --> 00:18:59,960
IT'S LIKE
A TRAMPOLINE!
421
00:19:02,302 --> 00:19:04,470
DAMN!
422
00:19:04,470 --> 00:19:07,473
YEAH, BABY.
"DAMN" IS RIGHT.
423
00:19:07,473 --> 00:19:11,978
YOU NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE
AND TAKE THAT ASS OFF.
424
00:19:11,978 --> 00:19:16,216
BUT, MISS HATTIE,
I‐I JUST WANTED MORE CURVES.
425
00:19:16,216 --> 00:19:19,385
UH, BABY,
YOU NEED TO BE THANKFUL
426
00:19:19,385 --> 00:19:21,555
FOR WHAT GOD
HAD ALREADY GAVE YOU.
427
00:19:21,555 --> 00:19:25,792
YOU CAN'T WALK AROUND HERE
TRYING TO BE LIKE SOMEBODY ELSE.
428
00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:29,830
HE MADE EACH
AND EVERY ONE OF US INDIVIDUALS.
429
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,064
NOW,
YOU GET SOMEWHERE
430
00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:33,734
AND GO AND TAKE
THAT FOOLISHNESS OFF.
431
00:19:33,734 --> 00:19:36,737
WASN'T THAT
A FULL‐LENGTH SKIRT?
432
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:39,405
DREW, HONEY,
MISS HATTIE'S RIGHT.
433
00:19:39,405 --> 00:19:41,975
I LOVE YOUR SHAPE.
I LOVE YOUR HAIR.
434
00:19:41,975 --> 00:19:43,944
YOU'RE
A BEAUTIFUL GIRL.
435
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,411
THANKS, MARIANNA.
436
00:19:45,411 --> 00:19:47,514
YOU KNOW,
YOU GUYS ARE ALL RIGHT.
437
00:19:47,514 --> 00:19:49,816
YOU'RE RIGHT.
438
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:08,308
YEAH, I'M SURE
THIS GUY'S GONNA LOVE YOU
439
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,576
JUST THE WAY
THAT YOU ARE.
440
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:12,879
YOU DON'T NEED
ALL THAT STUFF.
441
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,380
...FING.
442
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:15,516
STUFFING.
443
00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,551
HE CANCELED.
444
00:20:17,551 --> 00:20:19,686
[ ALL GROAN ]
445
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,821
NO!
446
00:20:20,821 --> 00:20:22,355
WELL, BABY,
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
447
00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:23,524
IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
448
00:20:23,524 --> 00:20:25,125
YEAH,
WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.
449
00:20:25,125 --> 00:20:26,893
WE'RE ALL A FAMILY.
450
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,862
YEAH. AND, LOOK,
NOW YOU LOOK LIKE
451
00:20:28,862 --> 00:20:30,531
YOU'RE RELATED
TO MARIANNA.
452
00:20:30,531 --> 00:20:31,765
OH.
453
00:20:31,765 --> 00:20:33,333
OOH!
GO TO HELL, FLOYD.
454
00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:38,271
COME ON. LET'S JUST ALL GO OUT
AND HAVE A GOOD TIME.
455
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:40,674
YEAH.
COME ON HERE.
456
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,208
I GET FIRST RIDE
ON THE BOOTY.
457
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,278
COME ON, BABY.
HOLD THAT DOOR.
458
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:47,681
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
459
00:20:47,681 --> 00:20:50,216
OH, CAREFUL! YOU ALMOST PUSHED
LINDA INTO THE CABINET.
460
00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:52,252
[ CHUCKLES ]
HELL, NO.
461
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:54,020
AIN'T NO WAY
I'M GOING WITH HER NOWHERE
462
00:20:54,020 --> 00:20:55,255
LOOKING LIKE
A PLUM FOOL.
463
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:56,857
DID YOU SEE
THAT THING?
464
00:20:56,857 --> 00:20:58,559
OHH.
HOW COULD YOU NOT?
465
00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:00,561
IT SAW ITSELF.
466
00:21:00,561 --> 00:21:03,570
LOOKED LIKE TWO SMALL CHILDREN
FIGHTING EACH OTHER.
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