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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:46,672 --> 00:00:52,088 The Skin 2 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:06,514 Looks like a radio tower up there. 3 00:01:29,631 --> 00:01:31,042 I don't like this. It's kind of spooky. 4 00:01:31,049 --> 00:01:32,460 I can't see anything, just grapes. 5 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,208 Yeah, there might be Krauts hidden in there. 6 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:36,468 I sure hope they haven't got any artillery up there. 7 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,763 Damn it! A good place for a sniper. 8 00:02:06,793 --> 00:02:09,626 You know what? We're sitting ducks here. 9 00:02:16,887 --> 00:02:18,844 This damn trip is taking forever. 10 00:02:18,930 --> 00:02:20,887 Maybe it'd be better if we went home, Mark. 11 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,681 If the Krauts knew they had the head of the Fifth Battalion 12 00:02:22,768 --> 00:02:24,509 buzzing around their... 13 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,641 Yes, I know there could be spies. Relax, Bob. 14 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:35,103 The Italians are a great people, but they made one fatal mistake. 15 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,234 They chose the wrong side. 16 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:45,200 Now, what made you people do such a damn fool thing? 17 00:02:45,457 --> 00:02:47,289 Bad judgement... 18 00:02:47,793 --> 00:02:51,661 Well, no matter. You're on the right side now. 19 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,962 Mark Cork's Fifth Battalion will be in Rome 20 00:02:53,965 --> 00:02:56,081 before Christmas. I'd bet on that. 21 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:58,591 I'm sure you won't find any takers, General. 22 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,003 Did you know that no one in all of history 23 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:03,180 ever conquered Rome from the south? 24 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:05,557 Mother! Mother! 25 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:09,185 Cyrus! 26 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:29,453 Captain, there's something fishy here, and it isn't the Bay of Naples. 27 00:03:29,626 --> 00:03:33,164 - I can hear a waltz. - What the hell are you talking about? 28 00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:36,919 A waltz, you know, music... A waltz! 29 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:40,551 Wait a minute. 30 00:03:40,637 --> 00:03:42,844 Hold it! Hold it! 31 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,843 Captain, I want you to go up that side of the street. 32 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,266 Sergeant, take 10 men and go up those stairs! 33 00:03:49,271 --> 00:03:50,636 - Lets go! - I want to know 34 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,054 what the hell is going on here! 35 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,805 Sergeant, I want you to take some men 36 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:57,484 and go up other side of that street. And watch out for booby traps. 37 00:04:12,419 --> 00:04:14,251 Do you believe this? 38 00:04:19,926 --> 00:04:21,917 It could be a trap, Captain. 39 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,670 Okay, If anybody makes a false move, 40 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:26,464 I want you to blow their fucking head off. 41 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:27,840 Let's go! 42 00:04:34,483 --> 00:04:36,850 What handsome boys! The vitamin A has arrived! 43 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:39,773 - Why "A"? - For American! 44 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:42,233 Hey, you, come over here! Move! 45 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,315 Yes, you! Hurry up! 46 00:04:45,494 --> 00:04:47,155 Where the hell are the Germans? 47 00:04:56,296 --> 00:04:58,037 He says they cleared out a few days ago, sir. 48 00:04:58,215 --> 00:05:00,252 The Fascists? Where are the Fascists? 49 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,968 He says that there aren't any Fascists here, just anti-Fascists. 50 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:16,605 Well, tell him I want to know where the enemy is right now! 51 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,107 I think we have a princess on our hands, sir. 52 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,104 - Well, what do I say? - Say... 53 00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,601 I think you should call the base, sir. 54 00:05:55,397 --> 00:05:56,853 Ah, yes... 55 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:05,150 - And what should I tell them? - Say that... 56 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:07,736 Say that we've taken Capri. 57 00:06:10,161 --> 00:06:11,697 Eagle HQ... 58 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,446 Operation Peanut is complete. 59 00:06:14,416 --> 00:06:17,704 Today, the United States Fifth Battalion and the Allied Forces 60 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:20,790 have occupied the Gulf of Naples. 61 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:24,127 Just one further step towards our goal: 62 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,591 the complete liberation of Italy. 63 00:06:26,678 --> 00:06:28,134 When do you expect to be in Rome, sir? 64 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,132 I'm not making any predictions, 65 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:33,007 but if the Germans put up any resistance, 66 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:35,676 they'll be sorry. And you can print that. 67 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,971 I'd like to ask Captain Malaparte a question, if I may. 68 00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,352 Captain Malaparte? Go right ahead, soldier 69 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:44,272 but remember, it's his house. 70 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:48,572 Captain Malaparte, how do you reconcile your alliance 71 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:51,487 with the U.S. Fifth Battalion with the fact that 72 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,240 20 years ago, you joined the Fascist Party? 73 00:06:54,789 --> 00:06:57,281 I believe it was 20 years ago that Winston Churchill 74 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,283 said during a visit to Italy: 75 00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:02,829 "If I were Italian, I'd join join the Fascist Party." 76 00:07:03,298 --> 00:07:04,663 I was Italian. 77 00:07:06,384 --> 00:07:08,216 I might add that Captain Malaparte 78 00:07:08,303 --> 00:07:10,590 spent a good portion of those years in Fascist prisons 79 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:13,213 and don't forget to print that. Any more questions? 80 00:07:13,391 --> 00:07:14,597 Yes, sir. 81 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:17,138 General Alexander says that the British Army is... 82 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:20,646 That's it, gentlemen. 'll see you all in Naples. 83 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:22,522 All right, boys. Take your pictures. 84 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,182 Make it fast now. 85 00:07:31,952 --> 00:07:35,411 All right, that's enough. Everyone out. Hold it there, soldier. 86 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:37,446 - Sir? - Let me see that. 87 00:07:44,714 --> 00:07:47,797 The left side. Only on the left side. 88 00:07:51,179 --> 00:07:53,216 What a beautiful home you have here, Malaparte. 89 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:55,388 My house is yours, General. 90 00:07:55,684 --> 00:07:57,846 It's a bit far from the front, sadly. 91 00:07:58,103 --> 00:08:00,845 Fronts move, the offer remains. 92 00:08:00,939 --> 00:08:02,225 Thank you. 93 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:05,474 Good day. 94 00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,190 My guest, General Mark Cork... 95 00:08:09,322 --> 00:08:11,529 - Princess Consuelo Caracciolo. - Enchanted. 96 00:08:12,283 --> 00:08:15,492 They say that in Naples your word is law. 97 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,782 - Do you know Naples, General? - No, madam. 98 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:20,076 But I expect to soon enough. 99 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:23,326 It's the oldest city in Europe. 100 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,996 What the princess is trying to say is that you must be patient... 101 00:08:27,132 --> 00:08:29,294 if there are some things you do not understand immediately. 102 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:31,167 Very well... 103 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:34,295 - What a lovely dog! - His name is Febo. 104 00:08:34,597 --> 00:08:37,555 Mine is named Pal. I found him in Northern Africa. 105 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,428 I nearly ran him over with a jeep. 106 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:42,762 I found him in Russia. He had been injured by the Germans. 107 00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:46,519 Watch... Febo, Heil Hitler! 108 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:56,071 Be a good boy, Febo. So long. 109 00:08:56,828 --> 00:09:00,867 - Will you return to Capri soon? - We'll see, Vicenzo, we'll see. Good luck. 110 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,703 Take my luggage to the palace. 111 00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,583 Be good, Febo! 112 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,775 Look how pretty they are. 113 00:09:41,706 --> 00:09:43,868 - The girls are lovely. - And what do you want? 114 00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,365 Is there a problem? It's too early. 115 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:47,993 Go home, handsome. 116 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,665 Let's go. 117 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:03,808 - Poggioreale! - Poggioreale! 118 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,575 - Was there a massacre? - Where have you been? 119 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,084 There are massacres every day. 120 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:34,673 Typhus, famine, infection... there's a bit of everything. 121 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:38,836 Death has quite an imagination. I'm here all week. 122 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,425 Rich or poor, the funeral is free. 123 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,302 Are we or are we not a democracy? 124 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,550 What, all week? That's bullshit. 125 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:48,053 You haven't been here for 15 days. 126 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,973 There are only three trucks in Naples for everybody. 127 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:53,900 Weeks are now 15 days long, ma'am. 128 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:56,395 You have no respect for the dead. 129 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:59,315 What's that? No respect for the dead? 130 00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:02,071 Do you expect us to carry them on our backs? 131 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,070 - We can't say a thing. - I told you, we only have three wagons. 132 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,196 Make them walk. 133 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,078 We've been looking at corpses for years, we can't do it anymore. 134 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,917 Make them walk to the cemetery. 135 00:11:11,087 --> 00:11:13,328 - Of course, on foot. - Let's go. 136 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:16,339 On foot. Let's keep going. 137 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,959 Hello good Christians! 138 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,717 You can't come in here, it's off limits. 139 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:26,975 This is a restricted area, you can't come in here. 140 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:31,347 - You know, off limits. - What does off limits mean? 141 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,812 I don't know. Must be American slang. 142 00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:56,087 Off limits. 143 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,966 This crap is always getting worse. 144 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,455 - Hello Concetta. - Look, there goes the Big Cheese 145 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,123 on the way to the bank. 146 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,459 So that's the one, huh? 147 00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:45,383 Ah, my dear Mr. Eduardo. Come in! 148 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,883 No, closed, please, closed! 149 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:55,351 - Excuse me. 150 00:12:57,694 --> 00:12:58,399 Hey... 151 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,314 I hear them wop pussies got spaghetti 152 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:02,733 growing around them. - Yeah, and some tomato sauce! 153 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,737 - Did you slip her some linguini? - Did you take it with oil and garlic? 154 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:09,616 It's closed, closed, it's over! 155 00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:15,079 Hey Joe! C'mon, boys behave. 156 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:17,418 C'mon sweet, a kiss... 157 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:39,604 Ah, I understand. And how many are with you? 158 00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:43,399 There are two, but they eat for six. They're right here. 159 00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:45,238 Let me call her. Rosaria! 160 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:49,485 Rosaria! Rosaria. Rosaria. 161 00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:51,403 - I'm over here! - Where is Rosaria? 162 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:53,530 - I'm here! - Rosaria! 163 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,991 - Here! - Rosaria, come here. 164 00:13:56,210 --> 00:13:58,451 Since you know how to speak English 165 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,001 tell them to leave in ten minutes. 166 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:03,999 - I have some things to take care of. - Alright. 167 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,591 Come here, Eduardo. 168 00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:08,924 Listen! Ten minute closed! 169 00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,549 Ok? Ten minute closed. We're closing boys. 170 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,305 - Keep calm. - We're going to tear this place apart! 171 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:18,055 Hey! Shut up, shut up! 172 00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,267 Listen, behave yourselves 173 00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:26,026 or we'll kick you out like we did with the Germans, alright? 174 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,364 And it's going to be in two days, not four. 175 00:14:28,576 --> 00:14:30,863 - Two days, alright? - Alright, alright. 176 00:14:36,542 --> 00:14:39,660 Hey big mother, come down here. I got something for you. 177 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,411 Shush girl. 178 00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,082 I'll have something special for you later. 179 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,844 - How much? - How much do you weigh? 180 00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,676 The hat, take off the hat. How much is it? 181 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,386 Sixty-five kilos, you see? 182 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,974 That's it? You said they ate for six. 183 00:15:02,485 --> 00:15:05,523 My god, Mr. Eduardo, have a little patience! 184 00:15:05,655 --> 00:15:08,613 Kommen Sie! You two. 185 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,826 Come on, let's go. 186 00:15:14,455 --> 00:15:18,119 Look at those two. They eat for six. 187 00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:23,044 - But this one hardly eats anything - Doesn't want to eat? 188 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:24,955 While the residents of Naples die of hunger 189 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:28,876 he refuses to eat. Why are you refusing your pasta? 190 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:32,129 - Stomach, nicht gut, - How fresh. 191 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:35,886 Make a tagliatelle, I brought flour. 192 00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,560 But how, when I don't know how to make tagliatelle? 193 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:43,103 Look at how your friends are nice and plump 194 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:46,059 and you're a stick. Eat, you hear me? 195 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,569 Eat, imagine your life depended on it. 196 00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,443 Eat, eat. 197 00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:55,118 Come on, hurry. Get in line. Move it. 198 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:57,616 Come on, let's go, let's go. 199 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:00,327 Hey, spaghetti-eater, let's get a move on. 200 00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,077 - Let's go! Let's go! That's it. - Let's go, hurry, hurry! 201 00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:06,254 Button that up. C'mon greaseball. Let's go. 202 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:09,669 C'mon, wophead. These are perfect. 203 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,584 Right, that's yours. 204 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,340 That's perfect. Don't be so goddamned choosy. 205 00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,800 This one's got spaghetti already in the pocket. 206 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:20,390 - This has a bloodstain. - Oh a little stain, does it? 207 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:23,388 - There ya go, ginzo. Move it! Keep going! - Don't just stand there! 208 00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:27,142 - Move it, let's go! - Perfect pants for you! 209 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:33,277 Come on, there's nothing wrong with that! 210 00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,366 Let's go! Let's go. 211 00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,217 Hurry up! 212 00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,340 Attention! 213 00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,678 Attention! 214 00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:02,306 Order them to rest, Sergeant. 215 00:17:02,563 --> 00:17:04,304 Rest. 216 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,361 Boys, sadly I have to leave you. 217 00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,995 I've recieved other orders. Captain Palese 218 00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,493 will take charge of the company. 219 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:30,042 And he wants to have a word with you. 220 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,042 Please. 221 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,464 Soldiers... 222 00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:38,714 We're the first liberation unit of Italy. 223 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,053 We are soldiers of a new Italy. 224 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:45,311 Our aim is to fight the Germans and expel them from Italian soil. 225 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:50,438 We must take our flag and lift it high as an example 226 00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,403 to all Italians. We will banish 227 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:57,865 the terrible shame that dominates the Italian people 228 00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:01,114 and prove that we are worthy of the great role 229 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,496 that History has handed us. 230 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,033 Do you all understand what he's saying? 231 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,369 - You, come here - Me? 232 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,870 Yes, you. 233 00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:16,422 Alright, repeat what the Captain said. 234 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,803 He says that... we have to prove 235 00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:21,177 that we're worthy of the shame of Italy. 236 00:18:23,519 --> 00:18:27,763 I think he understood quite well. Go back to your spot. 237 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:42,695 This is the Allied Armed Forces Radio in Europe. 238 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,572 That was Glenn Miller and his orchestra 239 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:47,328 transmitting directly from the Palladium 240 00:18:47,376 --> 00:18:50,038 in Hollywood, California, USA. 241 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,830 Worried about syphilis? Venereal diseases... 242 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,089 can be more destructive than war. 243 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,841 But thanks to penicillin... 244 00:18:58,054 --> 00:18:59,920 Hey Goldberg, did you hear that? 245 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,551 Glenn Miller is playing live 7,000 miles away... 246 00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:05,179 How come you're not worried about getting the syph? 247 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:08,390 Did you really lay that Countess, Jimmy? 248 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,517 I already told you, Goldberg. 249 00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:13,899 Well, so tell me again. It's like listening to Glenn Miller. 250 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:15,518 It just keeps getting better. 251 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:20,319 - Did she go down on you? - Listen, in Europe, that's normal. 252 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,484 Get it through your head... 253 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:27,285 European women are different. 254 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:31,451 Listen Goldberg, instead of lying around here jacking to those magazines... 255 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:34,413 for three lousy bucks, you can get anything you want. 256 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,914 Are you crazy? 257 00:19:36,050 --> 00:19:37,290 Every nigger this side of the Atlantic... 258 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:39,050 has been in them wop broads. 259 00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,378 You forget them movies about what happens 260 00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:43,466 to your pecker if you get the clap? 261 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,844 It's better than going blind, Goldberg. 262 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,759 Ah...where did you hear that? 263 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:53,023 How many fingers am I holding up? You see? You're already blind, Goldberg. 264 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,152 Christ! 265 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:09,197 FIFTH BATTALION GENERAL HEADQUARTERS 266 00:20:38,988 --> 00:20:40,319 Good day, General. 267 00:20:43,159 --> 00:20:45,025 Captain Wren for the General's communications conference. 268 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,777 There are already two conferences back there, Captain. 269 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,194 I'm afraid you'll have to wait. 270 00:20:48,789 --> 00:20:50,029 Good day, General. 271 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,207 No, not now. 272 00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:05,345 Gentlemen, first the good news. 273 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,805 I've just talked with Alexander 274 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:10,099 and he agrees that the British Eighth Batallion 275 00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:14,145 will cede to their "American cousins", as they like to call us, 276 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:17,348 and Mark Cork's Fifth Batallion will be the first to enter Rome! 277 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,767 - Great! - Excellent! 278 00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,028 Now, the bad news. 279 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,195 I don't believe a godamn word of it. 280 00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,865 Half of his army are pansies, and the other half 281 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,245 thinks that Americans are damn fools 282 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:35,538 and he's right in the middle of that. This could be as tricky as it gets. 283 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,496 The Fifth American Batallion was the first 284 00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:41,464 to get a foothold on the European continent 285 00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:46,094 and you can bet that no one, including Mr. Churchill and his gang 286 00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,884 is going to screw this man's army 287 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:50,506 out of being the first to enter Rome! 288 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,971 It's a matter of principle! 289 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:55,102 Sir, General Eisenhower. It's the third time. 290 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:55,928 Bob... 291 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,603 Carry on, gentlemen. 292 00:21:59,944 --> 00:22:02,982 Must be earth-shattering to get him up this damn early in Washington. 293 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,361 We'll soon find out. 294 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:07,485 Hello? 295 00:22:08,702 --> 00:22:10,158 Hello, sir... 296 00:22:11,872 --> 00:22:14,705 How is Italy, sir? Oh, Italy is fine. 297 00:22:17,253 --> 00:22:19,164 Sir, what are you trying to say? 298 00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:21,208 What? 299 00:22:21,632 --> 00:22:23,498 Which senator's wife? 300 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,341 From Massachusetts? 301 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:28,923 Here? 302 00:22:30,224 --> 00:22:32,886 Ike for Christsake, we're fighting a war 303 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:37,308 there's no time for this damn women's... lke...Not even if it's the President's wife... 304 00:22:38,065 --> 00:22:38,770 No... 305 00:22:39,733 --> 00:22:42,725 I'm trying to tell you that we're up to a... 306 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,482 I'm sorry, but what I'm trying to say... 307 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,281 Yes, Mr. President. 308 00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,156 Please excuse me, Sir, but I meant what I said... 309 00:22:53,497 --> 00:22:55,363 I advise against it strongly. 310 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,042 I understand your position, Sir 311 00:23:00,337 --> 00:23:02,294 and, under these circumstances, I'll do my very best. 312 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:07,001 Mr. President, you can depend on me. 313 00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:09,418 Thank you, Sir. 314 00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:17,059 A godamn trick, that's what it is. 315 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,434 ...to rob Mark Cork and his Fifth Battalion of their glory. 316 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:23,729 Massachussets. That's Senator Wyatt, isn't it? 317 00:23:24,028 --> 00:23:25,985 Yes, the senator that fools all of the people all of the time. 318 00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,897 Wyatt...yes...what do you make of it? 319 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:31,608 Well, nothing, except his wife is Deborah Wyatt. 320 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,444 - Exactly. - Of course, an aviator. 321 00:23:34,663 --> 00:23:36,825 She was the first to cross the Pacific solo in '39. 322 00:23:37,082 --> 00:23:38,914 The first woman... 323 00:23:39,627 --> 00:23:41,584 ...which makes it some kind of giant publicity stunt. 324 00:23:41,754 --> 00:23:43,290 That's what it is. 325 00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:46,456 They just made her a colonel in the Air Force... 326 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:51,545 ...and she comes up with this crazy idea of supplying food by airlift 327 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,838 and it seems that the President is interested in it as well. 328 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:56,216 - Christ! - A bunch of bullshit. 329 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,885 Elections are next year and you know exactly what the President 330 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:01,979 is interested in... winning votes. 331 00:24:02,274 --> 00:24:04,185 - How's it going? - Alright. 332 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,060 - What are you doing tonight? - Sit, please... 333 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,279 - Good day. - Good day. 334 00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,362 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait, Captain. Be patient. 335 00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:14,484 Thank you. 336 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:19,869 Hey, aren't you the one from the press conference in Capri? 337 00:24:20,125 --> 00:24:21,160 Yes. 338 00:24:22,211 --> 00:24:25,169 - You have a beautiful home there. - Thank you. 339 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,588 - Go ask, go on. - Those two? Let's see. 340 00:24:33,180 --> 00:24:36,639 - Mr. Mazzullo. - Sit down. 341 00:24:37,768 --> 00:24:40,476 - Sit down, please. - Alright. 342 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,725 - Fine. - Wait, please. 343 00:24:43,065 --> 00:24:44,601 - What'd she say? - She told me to sit. 344 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,561 So go sit. 345 00:24:48,529 --> 00:24:50,111 - What's next, Lieutenant? - A meeting with the representative 346 00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,896 of the Comittee for Civilian Necessities. 347 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,441 - That'd be the German prisoners, Sir. - And then? 348 00:24:54,702 --> 00:24:57,911 A meeting about the front. That'd be six minutes from now, Sir. 349 00:24:58,122 --> 00:25:00,489 The one responsible for civilian needs...what's his name? 350 00:25:00,666 --> 00:25:02,907 Eduardo Mezzullo. 351 00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:05,660 - Let's take them all at once. - Yes, Sir. 352 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:13,463 Mr. Mezzullo? Captain Malaparte? Captain Wren? 353 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,731 - Mr. Mezzullo... - Mazzullo, Mazzullo. 354 00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:38,656 - They tell me, Mr. Mezzullo... - Ma...ma...ma. 355 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:42,075 Ma-zul-lo, Ma-zul-lo. 356 00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:45,950 I understand you have a certain number of prisoners... 357 00:25:46,253 --> 00:25:50,793 - of German prisoners... - 273, Mr. General. 273... 358 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,921 That you captured when the Germans mounted a retreat... 359 00:25:54,219 --> 00:25:55,835 Mounted a what? 360 00:25:56,138 --> 00:25:59,176 He said that you caught those Germans when they were retreating. 361 00:25:59,475 --> 00:26:02,308 No, Mr. General. They were imprisoned by the Italian people 362 00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:04,556 when they fought in Naples. 363 00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,854 There was a great insurrection that lasted four days 364 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:09,348 with injuries and casualties... 365 00:26:09,610 --> 00:26:12,352 Believe me, we suffered, Mr. General. 366 00:26:12,654 --> 00:26:14,190 Yes, yes, I understand, Mr. Mezzullo. 367 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,401 My name is Mazzulo. Ma...Ma 368 00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:19,405 Look, I wonder if we can get to the heart of the matter, if you don't mind. 369 00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:24,163 You've been feeding and caring for those prisoners for weeks, right? 370 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,081 I understand that it must be a terrible burden on you... 371 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:29,043 with the price of food rising like it has. 372 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:33,832 And, naturally, you have the right to, shall we say, recompense. 373 00:26:34,134 --> 00:26:36,045 Care to explain, Captain? 374 00:26:36,512 --> 00:26:38,753 - You'll be compensated. - Yes, I understand. 375 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:43,262 The Fifth American Battalion is prepared to pay... 376 00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:47,012 a thousand lires for every person... 377 00:26:47,231 --> 00:26:50,019 You're a very kind man, Mr. General. I'm grateful. 378 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:55,190 But the price has changed now. We do the price by weight. 379 00:26:55,531 --> 00:26:57,113 100 lires per kilo. 380 00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,405 What? 381 00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,823 It's 100 lires per kilo. 382 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:03,323 So a man who weighs 80 kilos would cost 8 thousand lires!? 383 00:27:03,497 --> 00:27:08,287 Ah, these days it's rare to find someone who weighs 80 kilos. 384 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,369 Captain Malaparte, tell him that he's crazy. 385 00:27:12,214 --> 00:27:15,002 - The General is a serious man. - Who are you? 386 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:17,045 Now you listen to me... Mr. Whatever your name is... 387 00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:20,048 you have 24 hours to accept my offer. 388 00:27:20,347 --> 00:27:22,588 After that, you'll deal with the military police. 389 00:27:23,016 --> 00:27:26,099 And I assure you that with their bare hands 390 00:27:26,186 --> 00:27:28,097 they'll root out every one of your 270 prisoners. 391 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,391 It's 273! 392 00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:33,099 Alright, we'll see. Let's go. 393 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:39,025 He's a serious man, this keeper of German prisoners. 394 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:40,902 So am ll. 395 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:42,782 The US government does not fool around with 396 00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:45,820 the Geneva Convention rules regarding prisoners of war! 397 00:27:46,123 --> 00:27:47,830 I'm going to take them by force. 398 00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:50,791 You can hide everyone in Italy in the caverns of Naples... 399 00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,664 and never find them. 400 00:27:54,298 --> 00:27:55,709 In that case, I'll just have him shot. 401 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:59,041 If you do, you'll never see those prisoners. 402 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,969 Why don't you let me handle this? 403 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,508 And you, Captain? What's your role in all of this? 404 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,510 Me, sir? I'm here for the communications conference. 405 00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,096 Ah, the communcations. That's what we need around here. 406 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:15,061 Alright, Malaparte, you've got yourself a job. 407 00:28:15,068 --> 00:28:18,732 - You'll go with the Captain. - But ... 408 00:28:19,031 --> 00:28:20,362 What? 409 00:28:21,283 --> 00:28:23,024 Nothing, Sir. 410 00:28:27,497 --> 00:28:28,282 Damned Italians. 411 00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:31,498 I'm Jimmy Wren. 412 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:33,917 Is this where we'll find Mr. Eduardo? 413 00:28:34,087 --> 00:28:36,670 You don't find Mr. Eduardo. He finds you. 414 00:28:37,591 --> 00:28:38,797 What are they arguing about? 415 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:41,170 Well, you know, the price of human flesh... 416 00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:44,045 is below that for beef or pork. 417 00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:47,931 A week ago, you could geta 20 year old girl for 10 dollars. 418 00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:52,312 Now she'd be worth no more than four ... bones and all. 419 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:54,805 The Sicilian girls flooded the market. 420 00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,065 They're older, so they cost less. 421 00:28:57,319 --> 00:29:01,108 You know, we have a saying in Cleveland: "From behind they're all the same”. 422 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:04,611 - All of 'em except your sister, huh Jimmy? - I don't have a sister. 423 00:29:04,618 --> 00:29:06,154 Though if I did, what would that have to do with anything? 424 00:29:06,161 --> 00:29:09,279 Lovely, lovely American boy. 425 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:13,245 Lovely, come with me. I like you... 426 00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:18,542 come, come, What lovely skin. 427 00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:21,549 Come with me. 428 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:24,377 - No, thank you. - Come! 429 00:29:25,013 --> 00:29:29,507 If you don't want to then don't! Go eat shit, you idiot! 430 00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:33,185 - Looks like you're having luck. - Yup, some luck. 431 00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:39,684 - We have something to see now. - Hey, it's five dollars! 432 00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,524 Did you see what they did when they went by? 433 00:29:42,531 --> 00:29:44,693 Come on, you have to see it to believe it. 434 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:49,319 See that? They're blonde everywhere. 435 00:29:49,496 --> 00:29:50,782 What sort of Sicilians are they? 436 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:54,824 Jimmy, you think those soldiers feel like war heroes 437 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,209 when those women from Naples spread their legs for them? 438 00:29:57,838 --> 00:29:59,203 Well, they probably feel the same thing I do. 439 00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,669 - Which is... - I don't know. 440 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:05,376 I feel like I'm seeing Europe. 441 00:30:06,930 --> 00:30:09,171 - Let's go. - Where to? 442 00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:10,805 To Italy. 443 00:30:20,068 --> 00:30:21,229 Good day. 444 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:22,977 - So what happened? - Nothing. 445 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:25,029 What do you mean, nothing? He's an American officer. 446 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,362 Yes, he's interested in Italian artistry. 447 00:30:28,618 --> 00:30:31,406 - Show him what you make. - Italian artistry? 448 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,618 He's not interested... 449 00:30:34,875 --> 00:30:36,912 Yes, yes. Are you interested? 450 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:39,001 - Yes. - Do you like what we do? 451 00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:42,254 Put on the wig. 452 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,957 - No, you go. - Not me. 453 00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,918 - My god! - You'll see. 454 00:30:47,137 --> 00:30:49,754 Not you! Where are you going? Stay here! 455 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:53,641 What are you thinking about? Stay right here. 456 00:30:54,311 --> 00:30:56,518 You're going to show off for that man. 457 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,395 Go on. 458 00:30:58,982 --> 00:31:01,189 - What's going on? - Wait there... 459 00:31:01,985 --> 00:31:04,272 Oh god, you have to be patient. 460 00:31:05,113 --> 00:31:07,946 Are you sure the boy came to look at Italian art? 461 00:31:08,325 --> 00:31:10,066 - Tell him I'm poor. 462 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,567 - He's a good man. 463 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:14,111 - A good man. - An artist, 464 00:31:14,331 --> 00:31:19,451 I was a tailor, but these days... 465 00:31:20,754 --> 00:31:23,291 It's ready. 466 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:33,802 What's this? 467 00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:37,719 - What we did, it's wrong. - Explain it to him., 468 00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:42,561 Black soldiers like blonde women. 469 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,475 In Naples, it's hard to find blonde women... 470 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,435 We made that up. 471 00:31:46,696 --> 00:31:48,437 Black soldiers like blonde girls... 472 00:31:48,782 --> 00:31:51,023 In Naples, it's hard to find blond women. 473 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,071 - I want one. - Oh, you want one? 474 00:31:53,328 --> 00:31:55,615 - Yes, how much is it? - Ten dollars. 475 00:31:55,872 --> 00:31:59,331 - Is he going to pay for that? - No, no, seven...seven! 476 00:31:59,668 --> 00:32:02,376 No, ten dollars! You have to be very patient. 477 00:32:02,629 --> 00:32:05,417 It's a lot of work, that's for sure. A lot of work. 478 00:32:06,716 --> 00:32:09,299 OK, OK, ten dollars. 479 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,335 A lot of patience. 480 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:14,763 This is crazy! 481 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,472 Jimmy, if the Americans had lost the war... 482 00:32:16,726 --> 00:32:20,139 do you think the women in New York would be that creative? 483 00:32:20,439 --> 00:32:23,852 They don't have to be. In New York there are enough blondes for everybody. 484 00:32:33,577 --> 00:32:34,988 Upstairs. 485 00:32:52,554 --> 00:32:53,919 Come in. 486 00:32:55,223 --> 00:32:56,713 - Shall we go? - Where? 487 00:32:57,225 --> 00:32:59,057 Mr. Eduardo has found us. 488 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,776 What's going on? 489 00:33:56,326 --> 00:33:58,818 - What are they doing? - Leave it alone. 490 00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,125 How did they get that tank? 491 00:34:11,383 --> 00:34:13,545 - You'll see... - It's one of ours... 492 00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,334 - Later... - It's property of the army... 493 00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:22,762 Perhaps Mr. Eduardo will explain. 494 00:34:40,537 --> 00:34:42,369 Good day. Wait a moment. 495 00:35:07,814 --> 00:35:09,851 I don't see why I should be interested. 496 00:35:10,233 --> 00:35:14,477 Atank, what am I going to do with that? 497 00:35:14,821 --> 00:35:16,437 - Want a cigarette? - No, thanks. 498 00:35:16,448 --> 00:35:18,655 - It's American. Authentic. - I don't smoke. 499 00:35:18,908 --> 00:35:20,865 - No? Want one? - Yes, thank you. 500 00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,986 The war's over, you know... 501 00:35:24,331 --> 00:35:27,619 - Metal, metal. Lots of metal. - Ten tons of old iron. 502 00:35:27,751 --> 00:35:29,333 Yes, metal. 503 00:35:29,586 --> 00:35:32,453 - A cannon, a big cannon! - Yes, I know 504 00:35:32,756 --> 00:35:35,043 but the cannon is just old metal.. What am I supposed to do with a cannon? 505 00:35:35,258 --> 00:35:36,669 The war is over. 506 00:35:36,843 --> 00:35:39,426 - A transmitter radio... - A radio. 507 00:35:39,721 --> 00:35:42,884 Did the General agree to this? Does he know? 508 00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:48,014 Does he know? Don't kid around, don't kid around. 509 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,561 I bet that this entire circus is... 510 00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,063 to convince us to accept his conditions. 511 00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,231 Why? Aren't you convinced? 512 00:36:07,248 --> 00:36:10,536 Did you hear what that cocksucker offered for a new Sherman tank? 513 00:36:10,794 --> 00:36:13,252 - I heard, I heard... - We did the right thing! 514 00:36:13,546 --> 00:36:16,459 And believe me, he isn't the only wop in Naples. 515 00:36:16,675 --> 00:36:19,212 We'll find someone else and get ten thousand for that... 516 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:48,987 God damn it! 517 00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:52,411 Mother fuckers! 518 00:36:54,421 --> 00:36:55,661 Good day. 519 00:36:55,922 --> 00:36:57,833 - So then... - Very well. 520 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:01,671 - We accept your conditions. - Very good, my boy. 521 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:03,092 You've done well, I'm happy. 522 00:37:03,388 --> 00:37:05,755 Until tomorrow, we need the General's authorization. 523 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,549 Of course, and tell the General to hurry... 524 00:37:08,768 --> 00:37:10,884 because the price goes up every day. 525 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,308 Better said, every hour. 526 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,765 He wants to raise the price... 527 00:37:16,943 --> 00:37:18,900 But that's not fair! 528 00:37:19,195 --> 00:37:21,562 He can't raise the price, we had an agreement! 529 00:37:21,823 --> 00:37:23,063 What is he saying? 530 00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,823 - That everything's fine. - Great. 531 00:37:24,951 --> 00:37:27,864 I'm satisfied. Well done boys. 532 00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:31,989 - Charismatic, isn't he? - Ok, Jimmy. 533 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,578 - Alright, it's set. - Yeah. 534 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,888 You know, that looks like a girl 535 00:37:48,266 --> 00:37:51,133 - that I knew in Atlanta. - Let me see, let me see. 536 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,100 You know, there's a name for that... pussy wig. 537 00:37:55,565 --> 00:37:59,183 It's called a merkin. M-E-R-K-|-N. 538 00:38:00,069 --> 00:38:02,151 - Shit is is! - You don't believe me? 539 00:38:02,405 --> 00:38:04,487 - No, I don't. - He doesn't believe me! 540 00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:06,402 İf anyone knows, it's Goldberg. 541 00:38:06,701 --> 00:38:08,408 - He's an expert. - Easy, sailor. 542 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,952 Come on, relax. 543 00:38:11,206 --> 00:38:13,789 Soldier! Soldier, calm down or you're headed to the pen. 544 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:16,287 - Get your motherfucking hands off her! - The hell I will! 545 00:38:17,086 --> 00:38:18,622 Well, there they go again. 546 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,669 What the hell did we order? 547 00:38:24,093 --> 00:38:26,050 Oxtail stew. 548 00:38:26,429 --> 00:38:27,840 A speciality from the south. 549 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:30,968 Looks to me like they gave me the part the tail was attached to. 550 00:38:31,476 --> 00:38:34,013 I'll admit it's not hummingbird hearts with truffles. 551 00:38:34,312 --> 00:38:36,644 I mean look, what are we putting in our stomachs? 552 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:39,143 The part the ox used to clean its ass 553 00:38:39,609 --> 00:38:42,271 dragged through grease that's like it came out of a crankcase, 554 00:38:43,196 --> 00:38:45,733 seasoned with the waiter's bad breath. 555 00:38:45,990 --> 00:38:48,948 Colonel, I don't think we all agree. 556 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,367 It's wartime and, in Naples... 557 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:53,696 good ingredients aren't always easy to come buy. 558 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,406 See? What did I say? 559 00:38:55,416 --> 00:38:59,080 I'm not eating any more of this dago food. No offense, Captain. 560 00:38:59,420 --> 00:39:02,378 No, I don't blame you. I had a terrible time eating mine. 561 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:07,377 I adore the subtle flavors of oxtail made with nutmeg, 562 00:39:07,720 --> 00:39:10,178 celery, white wine... 563 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:13,682 but my first bite of this... 564 00:39:15,103 --> 00:39:18,937 was unpleasantly sweet, covered with foul tasting skin... 565 00:39:19,774 --> 00:39:23,358 I took a good look at the plate and what I saw wasn't oxtail, 566 00:39:24,445 --> 00:39:26,231 but the first rule of good manners... 567 00:39:26,364 --> 00:39:27,980 is to never never distrurb the joy of others... 568 00:39:28,157 --> 00:39:31,400 So, I ate it, thinking: "My god... 569 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:35,533 look what these shortages have caused... First, a finger... 570 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:40,330 then a thumb, and then, yes an entire human hand! 571 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:42,835 Look! 572 00:39:47,093 --> 00:39:50,677 In spite of my good manners, I wasn't able to eat the nails. 573 00:39:58,646 --> 00:40:02,264 - Let's go have some coffee. - That's pretty good, how'd you do that? 574 00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:05,309 İt wasn't easy, I can assure you... 575 00:40:09,157 --> 00:40:10,147 Three coffees. 576 00:40:11,701 --> 00:40:15,660 Malaparte, you're a genius! The way you arranged those bones... 577 00:40:15,914 --> 00:40:19,248 I never even saw you move. How the hell did you do the nails? 578 00:40:19,626 --> 00:40:21,788 Jimmy, do you think I lied? 579 00:40:23,546 --> 00:40:25,878 - Oh, god! - What? Oh, shit! 580 00:40:27,675 --> 00:40:29,211 Hey, paisan, you got ID? 581 00:40:29,552 --> 00:40:32,169 Hey, easy soldier. This man is an officer of the Italian military. 582 00:40:36,017 --> 00:40:39,430 What's the matter, Captain? The Italian Army run out of uniforms? 583 00:40:39,812 --> 00:40:41,553 Forgive me, sir. We're just doing our job. 584 00:40:41,689 --> 00:40:44,181 They sent us a message over the radio to take him. 585 00:40:48,196 --> 00:40:49,732 You're making a mistake! 586 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,113 - Jimmy! - Listen, Anna. 587 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:53,819 Come here. 588 00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,526 Buy me a drink? 589 00:40:57,205 --> 00:41:02,951 Oh...sure... Two whiskeys. 590 00:41:03,211 --> 00:41:06,203 I know these Yankee bluebloods like the back of my hand. 591 00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,252 And Deborah Wyatt doesn't like men like me... 592 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:12,626 men who worked their way up from the bottom... 593 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,712 and she likes Italians even less. 594 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:17,715 Of course I'll do everything I can. 595 00:41:17,934 --> 00:41:19,470 But if she thinks so lowly of Italians... 596 00:41:20,061 --> 00:41:21,176 Ah, but you're different. 597 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:24,016 You know the Pope and that damn fool Picasso... 598 00:41:25,233 --> 00:41:26,769 - And...Ice? - No. 599 00:41:27,276 --> 00:41:29,643 And you can talk about Maxim's in Paris... 600 00:41:29,946 --> 00:41:32,233 and who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. 601 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:36,400 Those Bostons-came-over-on-the- Mayflower types get a thrill out of that. 602 00:41:37,286 --> 00:41:39,744 I've only met His Holiness twice, General. 603 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,663 I know, I know, I know... 604 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,707 But I was thinking... 605 00:41:44,627 --> 00:41:46,834 I would like to throw a fancy dinner for her, 606 00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:49,497 Renaissance style, you know, in... 607 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:54,422 in some sort of old palace, with servants 608 00:41:55,263 --> 00:41:58,756 in powdered wigs and white gloves. What do you think? 609 00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:01,592 Not bad. Palazzo Toledo can be arranged. 610 00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,979 - Great, and then... - And then it's up to me. 611 00:42:06,399 --> 00:42:08,106 Exactly! Keep her out of my hair, 612 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:10,270 keep her away from me, 613 00:42:10,653 --> 00:42:12,860 - keep her far away... - Yes, I understand. 614 00:42:14,574 --> 00:42:15,609 Oops. 615 00:42:15,742 --> 00:42:17,483 Having some fun with that dog. 616 00:42:18,953 --> 00:42:22,947 He's incredible. Very good, Febo! 617 00:42:24,375 --> 00:42:25,661 Fetch! 618 00:42:49,525 --> 00:42:51,766 Splendid. Very good. 619 00:42:52,153 --> 00:42:53,894 - Very good, Maria. - Thank you sir. Bon apettite. 620 00:42:54,030 --> 00:42:55,111 - Thank you. - Thank you. 621 00:42:55,615 --> 00:42:57,697 Marvellous, isn't it? 622 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,783 Careful, that's a strong aphrodisiac. 623 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,944 You're scaring me. 624 00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:09,410 So...? 625 00:43:14,050 --> 00:43:16,212 Dear, I don't feel a thing. 626 00:43:16,385 --> 00:43:18,968 Wait. This is the danger. 627 00:43:19,222 --> 00:43:21,884 The effect kicks in when you least expect it. 628 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:26,764 You know, I'm discovering America. 629 00:43:27,105 --> 00:43:30,894 What surprising people. They're clean and crystalline. 630 00:43:31,275 --> 00:43:33,892 They believe that Christ is always on the side of the winner. 631 00:43:38,491 --> 00:43:40,823 - May I say something? - Yes. 632 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,697 I'm starting to feel the effect. 633 00:43:45,164 --> 00:43:46,495 Are you joking? 634 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,793 - Is it strong? - Yes, I can't take it anymore. 635 00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,392 It's been so long, Curzio! 636 00:44:37,466 --> 00:44:40,254 You're the only person that calls me Curzio. 637 00:44:45,433 --> 00:44:46,673 Watch it, she's coming this way. 638 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:52,178 Is she crazy? My god! 639 00:44:52,607 --> 00:44:54,723 - My god, that woman is crazy! - She's nothing but trouble! 640 00:44:55,234 --> 00:44:57,396 Don't tell me she flew that plane all the way from Washington. 641 00:44:57,612 --> 00:44:59,728 Sicily, but I don't doubt she'd manage it. 642 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,230 She had her wings before she sprouted tits. 643 00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:44,864 - Ma'am... - Thank you. 644 00:45:45,243 --> 00:45:47,450 I'm General Howes, General Cork's deputy. 645 00:45:52,875 --> 00:45:54,616 Major Beckwith, General Cork's assistant. 646 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:56,622 The General would love to be here personally, ma'am, 647 00:45:56,754 --> 00:45:57,789 but duty calls. 648 00:45:58,130 --> 00:46:00,918 At least someone's fighting this war. 649 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:10,389 This is Captain Malaparte, our liason with the Italians. 650 00:46:11,394 --> 00:46:12,759 It's difficult to tell... 651 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:17,476 I hope to be useful to your mission, Coronel Wyatt. 652 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:20,358 General Cork has briefed me. 653 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,727 General Cork has directed Captain Malaparte 654 00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:25,021 to help you, Mrs. Wyatt. 655 00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:28,196 Obviously, you'll have to coordinate with the local population 656 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,155 and Malaparte is your man. 657 00:46:30,746 --> 00:46:33,113 He has a fabulous villa in Capri. 658 00:46:36,877 --> 00:46:39,619 So what did you do in peace time? 659 00:46:40,006 --> 00:46:41,542 I was far too young to remember. 660 00:46:41,841 --> 00:46:44,708 Before this, it was Spain. Before that, Abyssinia. 661 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:50,047 You should have come to America. Our Italians fare much better. 662 00:46:50,558 --> 00:46:53,676 You're right, but there were already too many organ grinders. 663 00:46:53,936 --> 00:46:55,426 Are you making fun of me, Captain? 664 00:46:55,730 --> 00:46:59,189 No, on the contrary, I admire your self-assurance. 665 00:46:59,775 --> 00:47:02,642 You're everything we're not. 666 00:47:02,862 --> 00:47:04,102 You think so? 667 00:47:28,679 --> 00:47:31,421 Get away from me. I said leave me alone. 668 00:47:31,640 --> 00:47:33,381 - Don't touch me. - Move along! Move out! 669 00:47:33,642 --> 00:47:36,805 - Come on, let's go, come on! - Out, come on, let's go! 670 00:47:38,814 --> 00:47:42,023 I'd like to help with your Moroccan troops, General, but I'm afraid I can't. 671 00:47:42,318 --> 00:47:44,559 But my dear General, this is an unprecedented shame! 672 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,354 Incredible, a scandal! 673 00:47:47,823 --> 00:47:51,532 My men are, how shall I say, hypersexual. 674 00:47:51,994 --> 00:47:54,782 Yes, they were born that way. They'll stick it in anything... 675 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,781 in a sunflower, to be precise. 676 00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:00,917 A sunflower is enough for them. 677 00:48:01,712 --> 00:48:05,421 The point is, General, that depriving my troops of penicillin 678 00:48:05,549 --> 00:48:07,210 IS a crime! 679 00:48:08,511 --> 00:48:13,005 Syphilis is destroying their... combat strength. 680 00:48:13,474 --> 00:48:16,637 Yes, one penis after another. 681 00:48:16,977 --> 00:48:19,218 General, Guillaume, every month 682 00:48:19,522 --> 00:48:22,014 I receive a limited supply of penicillin from America. 683 00:48:22,525 --> 00:48:25,017 And what do you think my priority should be? 684 00:48:25,569 --> 00:48:28,027 To save a sodomite who likes sunflowers... 685 00:48:28,489 --> 00:48:30,981 or a wounded American? 686 00:48:32,368 --> 00:48:33,574 - Now please excuse me. - General Cork... 687 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:36,736 it's Colonel Eliot, sir. He says it's urgent. 688 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:42,416 Be quick about it, Colonel. We're at war. 689 00:48:45,548 --> 00:48:46,913 What? 690 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:51,505 No, no, that makes no sense. Let's start over from the beginning. 691 00:48:57,059 --> 00:49:00,142 Right, first we want a creamy soup. 692 00:49:00,646 --> 00:49:04,685 But our soup is creamy, like mud. 693 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:09,277 Tomato soup? Yes, I think that's alright. 694 00:49:09,613 --> 00:49:12,150 And don't forget the bleach. 695 00:49:12,616 --> 00:49:15,233 I don't know, it looks like we'll have to look after her stomach. 696 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,119 Anything else? 697 00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:22,415 But why aren't there any fresh fish in Naples? 698 00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:26,999 Colonel, you don't have to remind me I prohibited fishing. 699 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,126 The Bay of Naples is mined from here to Sicily. 700 00:49:29,133 --> 00:49:33,001 But when Mark Cork gives a Renaissance dinner the second dish will be... 701 00:49:36,390 --> 00:49:39,223 boiled fish with mayonnaise, do you hear me? 702 00:49:40,227 --> 00:49:41,968 How the hell should I know? 703 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:44,349 Try the aquarium. 704 00:49:46,358 --> 00:49:47,393 Soldier. 705 00:49:50,196 --> 00:49:54,861 Boiled fish with mayonnaise. Jesus Christ! 706 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,735 You think she'll like it? 707 00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:02,364 - Beats me. - I sure hope Malaparte is right. 708 00:50:08,088 --> 00:50:10,420 - How much is it? - Ten lira. 709 00:50:10,633 --> 00:50:11,839 Thank you. 710 00:50:12,635 --> 00:50:14,046 Yes, understood. 711 00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:16,969 Al right. 712 00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:20,131 Thank you. 713 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,136 God, a real Renaissance banquet 714 00:50:21,393 --> 00:50:22,758 in the middle of World War II. 715 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:25,181 Thanks to my modest contribution, we should be able to avoid 716 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:28,606 the inevitable canned pineapple in that disgusting syrup. 717 00:50:34,532 --> 00:50:37,240 Oh, crap! What the hell are you doing, Sergeant? 718 00:50:38,077 --> 00:50:39,363 Sorry about that Captain, but Corporal Prewitt over there 719 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:41,486 got a sudden case of Mussolini's Revenge. 720 00:50:42,748 --> 00:50:44,113 And I do mean sudden ! 721 00:50:44,250 --> 00:50:46,491 All right. Carry on, Sergeant. But goddammit, pull over! 722 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,424 Damn it! 723 00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:11,190 Stop! It's mined! They're gonna get themselves killed! 724 00:51:14,238 --> 00:51:15,694 Oh, Jesus, Prewitt! 725 00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:29,917 Let me look at him. 726 00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,581 - Are you a medic? - No, I'm not a medic. 727 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:33,496 Then keep your wop hands off him! 728 00:51:47,563 --> 00:51:49,395 Give me something to cover him with. 729 00:52:09,126 --> 00:52:10,616 What's all this wasting time, Captain? 730 00:52:10,878 --> 00:52:13,540 - We gotta get that boy to the hospital! - I've seen many cases like this. 731 00:52:13,756 --> 00:52:17,499 If we move him, he'll die an agonizing death before we reach the hospital. 732 00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,798 If we make him comfortable here, the pain will subside. 733 00:52:21,013 --> 00:52:22,674 - He'll die in his sleep. - Like a dog! 734 00:52:23,015 --> 00:52:25,006 - Shut up, Sergeant! - Go find a medic, Jimmy. 735 00:52:25,225 --> 00:52:27,341 Bring morphine. I'll take full responsibility. 736 00:52:27,645 --> 00:52:29,056 Him? He's Italian! 737 00:52:29,271 --> 00:52:31,729 That's an American soldier lying over there, Captain! 738 00:52:32,024 --> 00:52:33,264 Now you listen to me, Sergeant! 739 00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:35,938 This man is a Captain with more experience than either of us. 740 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:37,484 We're going to do what he says. 741 00:52:37,821 --> 00:52:39,562 I'm placing you in his command. 742 00:52:39,782 --> 00:52:41,113 And I'm taking full responsibility! 743 00:52:41,325 --> 00:52:43,236 We have to distract him. 744 00:52:43,452 --> 00:52:44,908 Anything to keep him from realizing he's dying. 745 00:52:45,287 --> 00:52:46,823 It's the only thing we can do. 746 00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:50,498 Listen greaseball, if you're wrong about this 747 00:52:50,793 --> 00:52:52,454 if that medic doesn't bail you out 748 00:52:52,795 --> 00:52:54,661 I'm gonna tear out your yellow-livered insides, just like that boy over there. 749 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:56,875 You got it? 750 00:53:02,971 --> 00:53:06,509 C'mon, Prewitt, you lucky bastard. You're going home. 751 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,346 Just wet his lips. 752 00:53:11,146 --> 00:53:13,808 You know, I always figured you for a goldbricker, Prewitt 753 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:15,647 but this takes the cake. 754 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,767 That ambulance is gonne be here in a few minutes. 755 00:53:18,821 --> 00:53:20,311 A few days of pretty nurses bending over 756 00:53:20,656 --> 00:53:21,942 with their tits all over you 757 00:53:22,408 --> 00:53:24,149 and then you're on a plane headed back to the good ol' U.S. of A. 758 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:26,283 Ain't that right, Kaminsky? 759 00:53:27,079 --> 00:53:28,615 Keep talking, Sergeant. 760 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:30,788 Look at this greaseball over here. 761 00:53:31,041 --> 00:53:33,078 He's stuck in this fucking guinea country. 762 00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,794 - Eh, goombah! - Chewing gum! 763 00:53:38,132 --> 00:53:40,373 - Guido! - Yankee Dollar! 764 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:43,418 Hey, fag! 765 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:47,505 Hey, C'mon Prewitt. C'mon, cut that out. 766 00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:51,638 Hey, you wanna see the greaseball do a Mussolini impression? 767 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,850 C'mon, show him how you can do Mussolini. 768 00:54:00,154 --> 00:54:01,895 Italian men! 769 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,407 Italian women! 770 00:54:07,453 --> 00:54:10,036 For twenty centuries... 771 00:54:12,916 --> 00:54:14,702 I can't...I can't do anymore. 772 00:54:18,589 --> 00:54:20,250 Snap out of it Prewitt. 773 00:54:21,508 --> 00:54:24,125 What are you doing here? Don't you know it's forbidden? 774 00:54:24,386 --> 00:54:25,626 It's a minefield. Get out of here! 775 00:54:26,680 --> 00:54:27,795 Go! 776 00:54:37,858 --> 00:54:39,474 Get that little slut outta here. 777 00:54:40,944 --> 00:54:42,480 Go...go! 778 00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:47,106 Would you tell that slut in wop talk to get the fuck out of here! 779 00:54:47,451 --> 00:54:48,191 - Beat it, cunt! 780 00:54:49,536 --> 00:54:51,072 - Enough! 781 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:54,493 Did you come here to fight Germans or to insult Italians? 782 00:54:55,667 --> 00:54:57,499 You're killing us. 783 00:55:22,653 --> 00:55:25,236 Move back! Move back! 784 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,740 - Keep going. Move! - You lucky bastard. The medic's here! 785 00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:13,201 A gut shot. He didn't have a chance. 786 00:56:21,128 --> 00:56:24,086 Thank you. Thank you. 787 00:56:26,925 --> 00:56:29,667 - Pasqualino! Pasqualino! - No! 788 00:56:32,764 --> 00:56:33,970 No! 789 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:07,667 - What's her name? - Maria Concetta. 790 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:18,883 Before we continue with this simple meal 791 00:57:19,144 --> 00:57:22,102 I'd like to say, Mrs. Wyatt, on behalf of all of us 792 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:24,350 that we owe you a debt of grattitude. 793 00:57:24,566 --> 00:57:26,807 Your presence at this table tonight 794 00:57:27,110 --> 00:57:30,398 serves as a reminder that we must win this war as soon as possible 795 00:57:30,656 --> 00:57:34,365 so we can all return to the women we have left behind. 796 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:37,778 Mrs. Wyatt, it's a pleasure to have you with us. 797 00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:39,536 Thank you. 798 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:44,375 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 799 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,550 This place is magnificent. Who does it belong to? 800 00:57:56,932 --> 00:57:58,889 The princess of Toledo. 801 00:57:59,643 --> 00:58:04,012 Captain Malaparte knows all the princesses in Europe. 802 00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:06,976 - Isn't that right Captain? - Not all of them, thank god. 803 00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:08,932 But Captain, you must surely know 804 00:58:09,194 --> 00:58:10,935 Princess Carmela Esposito. 805 00:58:11,321 --> 00:58:13,653 She was my dearest classmate at Radcliffe. 806 00:58:13,991 --> 00:58:17,734 - Esposito? - Princess Carmela Esposito. 807 00:58:18,996 --> 00:58:22,079 Princess Carmela Esposito, Mrs. Wyatt, is an imposter. 808 00:58:22,457 --> 00:58:25,950 - I beg your pardon? - There is no Princess Esposito. 809 00:58:26,211 --> 00:58:28,077 "Esposito" is a name given to children 810 00:58:28,422 --> 00:58:30,663 left on the doorsteps of foundling homes. 811 00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:36,260 Sadly, there are more Espositos in Naples these days than ever. 812 00:58:37,014 --> 00:58:38,755 Well, all I know is that my friend 813 00:58:39,057 --> 00:58:42,391 Princess Carmela Esposito lives in a palace in Rome. 814 00:58:42,644 --> 00:58:44,726 Our State Department tells me 815 00:58:44,980 --> 00:58:48,223 she has always been anti-Fascist, and I intend to visit her when I get there. 816 00:58:49,192 --> 00:58:52,685 If she's always been anti-Fascist, I'd say that that's further proof 817 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,695 that she's not a princess. 818 00:58:56,158 --> 00:58:58,149 Well, if what you say is true, Captain 819 00:58:58,535 --> 00:59:00,993 then I and many other people in Cambridge 820 00:59:01,246 --> 00:59:03,203 have been greatly decieved 821 00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:05,789 which doesn't reflect well on the Italian people. 822 00:59:06,918 --> 00:59:09,785 In Philadelphia, our Italian community is among the finest we have. 823 00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,708 All right, Chaplain, all right... 824 00:59:12,299 --> 00:59:15,712 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to bring your attention 825 00:59:16,261 --> 00:59:17,968 the next item on our menu. 826 00:59:18,305 --> 00:59:20,296 Boiled fish with mayonnaise. 827 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:24,304 Colonel Elliot has been responsible for the acquisition of this treat 828 00:59:24,853 --> 00:59:29,188 and the good Colonel tells me that this toothsome delicacy is called 829 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:34,105 ...Si...rena. 830 00:59:34,321 --> 00:59:37,154 - Do you know it, Captain? - Oh, yes. I know it very well. 831 00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:41,989 Sirena. The mermaid of Naples. It's extremely rare. 832 00:59:42,204 --> 00:59:43,569 But I've seen it several times. 833 00:59:43,747 --> 00:59:45,329 - Where? - At the aquarium. 834 00:59:45,624 --> 00:59:46,785 You can't be referring to Siren, 835 00:59:47,209 --> 00:59:48,449 the temptress of Homer's Odyssey? 836 00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:51,665 Fallen, low, poor things. It's just an ordinary fish in our times. 837 00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:54,251 There's no such things as mermaids. 838 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:04,553 My god, it's a baby! A cooked baby! 839 01:00:05,477 --> 01:00:07,263 We have to bury it! 840 01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:09,512 Cover it up! Cover it up! 841 01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:12,727 I assure you, it's an edible fish, General. 842 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,934 It's a fish, General. 843 01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:17,569 - It's a fish! - believe it. Eh...It's a fish! 844 01:00:17,781 --> 01:00:20,899 İt don't care what they say, Father. My god! 845 01:00:21,034 --> 01:00:24,277 - Well, in Philadelphia... - Gentlemen, sit, please. 846 01:00:24,746 --> 01:00:26,202 Please, Mrs. Wyatt... 847 01:00:29,292 --> 01:00:31,124 Now, the Good Lord knows what Mark Cork thinks 848 01:00:31,336 --> 01:00:33,623 of boiled fish and mayonnaise. 849 01:00:33,797 --> 01:00:35,754 But, then, I don't like war either. 850 01:00:36,007 --> 01:00:39,796 However, someone has to take command. 851 01:00:41,304 --> 01:00:42,510 Serve it! 852 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:47,849 I knew all along it was a fish! 853 01:01:48,330 --> 01:01:49,570 Thank you. 854 01:02:06,514 --> 01:02:09,506 - Here. - Don't let anyone see, all right? 855 01:02:09,643 --> 01:02:11,634 - Here, take it. - We only got it today. 856 01:02:15,523 --> 01:02:17,309 That's absurd! 857 01:02:25,450 --> 01:02:28,488 Let me go! Let me go! 858 01:02:28,828 --> 01:02:32,196 Let me go! Bastard! 859 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:40,044 Jean Louis! 860 01:02:41,591 --> 01:02:43,502 My mother told me I'd find you in Capri. 861 01:02:43,885 --> 01:02:46,092 So what are you doing in this corner of the world? 862 01:02:46,554 --> 01:02:48,261 It's my duty to come here for the revolution. 863 01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:50,339 Ah yes, I had forgotten about Count Marx. 864 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:52,386 And I had forgotten how deep your cynicism runs. 865 01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,267 Yours and that of your entire generation. 866 01:02:54,646 --> 01:02:57,229 Come Jean Louis, you wouldn't be a student of Marx 867 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,395 if his blood wasn't much bluer than yours. 868 01:03:00,735 --> 01:03:03,693 And where is it written that you have to be a proletariat in order to fight for justice? 869 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:05,445 You don't understand the youth of today. 870 01:03:05,615 --> 01:03:07,526 You can't imagine how different they are. 871 01:03:07,742 --> 01:03:10,359 You wouldn't recognize the world that will come out of this world. 872 01:03:10,578 --> 01:03:13,240 The imperialists and their lackeys will be defeated. 873 01:03:13,665 --> 01:03:17,033 Hey, Malaparte, Jimmy sent me to tell you he can't make it. 874 01:03:17,377 --> 01:03:19,459 He was supposed to bring me a medic. Anything wrong? 875 01:03:19,629 --> 01:03:21,085 No, no. Something came up. 876 01:03:21,298 --> 01:03:23,209 He wants you to cover for him. We have to go. 877 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:24,915 Goodbye. 878 01:03:26,428 --> 01:03:27,634 Hold it a second. 879 01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:32,677 - Hey baby. How much do you charge? - Let go of me! Fuck off. 880 01:03:32,892 --> 01:03:34,678 - That's what I'm asking about. - Go eat shit. 881 01:03:34,853 --> 01:03:36,184 Al right. 882 01:03:36,396 --> 01:03:38,558 - So what are you doing right now? - Nothing, nothing. 883 01:03:38,815 --> 01:03:40,681 There's some boys that need a medic. 884 01:03:41,151 --> 01:03:43,563 - Come with me. - I didn't finish my studies. 885 01:03:43,737 --> 01:03:45,728 If you don't say anything then I won't either, okay? 886 01:03:45,864 --> 01:03:46,729 Come. 887 01:04:00,754 --> 01:04:01,539 Jimmy! 888 01:04:02,380 --> 01:04:03,916 I thought you weren't coming. 889 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:13,096 We have to make a stop along the way. 890 01:04:13,308 --> 01:04:15,345 Pasqualino's coming too. 891 01:04:16,561 --> 01:04:17,767 Let's go! 892 01:04:33,912 --> 01:04:38,122 As you can see, the interior of Vesuvius is hardly asleep. 893 01:04:38,958 --> 01:04:42,496 And, by examining the seismographs, we can see that 894 01:04:42,879 --> 01:04:44,745 activity has increased in recent weeks. 895 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:49,375 - Does that happen often? - Absolutely not. 896 01:04:50,011 --> 01:04:52,469 This is the first time I've seen this phenomenon. 897 01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:56,097 - Strange... - Yes. 898 01:04:56,184 --> 01:04:57,470 Maria, we should... 899 01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:07,693 Excuse me, one moment. 900 01:05:11,241 --> 01:05:14,859 Maria! Where are you going? What about the picnic? 901 01:05:15,036 --> 01:05:17,698 Tell my father we're going to see the nuns. 902 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,990 - What? - My father. 903 01:05:21,334 --> 01:05:23,917 Don't tell him I was with you. 904 01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:27,497 Wait, wait. 'll take you. 905 01:05:28,591 --> 01:05:32,425 - No, we're going to take the tram. - When will we meet up? 906 01:05:33,430 --> 01:05:36,218 In two days. In the same place as always. 907 01:05:36,516 --> 01:05:38,382 Will you think about me? 908 01:05:39,310 --> 01:05:40,471 I will. 909 01:05:46,985 --> 01:05:49,443 I'd love to show you the youth of today. 910 01:05:50,989 --> 01:05:53,276 You can't imagine how different they are. 911 01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:55,983 They're better. They have revolution in their blood. 912 01:05:56,327 --> 01:05:58,238 If only Trotsky and Lenin had known that. 913 01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,495 Trotsky was a filthy traitor. 914 01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:04,746 Imagine what your mother would say if she heard you talk that way 915 01:06:05,170 --> 01:06:08,913 about someone you never met, and someone who has passed away, at that. 916 01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,341 Mouth. 917 01:06:14,888 --> 01:06:16,970 Sir, [ want to go to Munich. 918 01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:19,096 What for? There's food here. 919 01:06:19,434 --> 01:06:20,720 Doctor, my head hurts. Do you have something? 920 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:23,143 No, I'm very sorry. I don't have anything. 921 01:06:25,982 --> 01:06:28,314 The Geneva Convention, prisioner. 922 01:06:28,860 --> 01:06:31,227 The gentlemen will say that they're in good health. 923 01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:33,525 - There's nothing to complain about. - This prisoner has appealed 924 01:06:33,615 --> 01:06:35,606 - to the Geneva Convention. - He's got no case at all. 925 01:06:35,783 --> 01:06:38,400 That idiot refuses to eat. He's skin and bones. 926 01:06:38,578 --> 01:06:39,818 I lost money on this one. 927 01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:43,372 But the price of the others went up 200 liras, right? 928 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:46,742 Mr. Eduardo, it's going to be hard to win the war this way. 929 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:49,165 Win or lose, I refuse to be trampled on. 930 01:06:49,631 --> 01:06:51,963 No, absolutely not! Understand? 931 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,339 No, no. 932 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:58,258 They're too fat, too ugly! Too German! 933 01:06:58,515 --> 01:07:00,381 On top of that, they're too goddamn expensive! Am I making myself clear? 934 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:03,471 - It's unthinkable. - Alright, I understand. 935 01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:07,645 There's no need to shout. Fat is always useful. 936 01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:12,146 We'll make soap out of them. Come, let's go. 937 01:07:16,491 --> 01:07:18,198 They're going to turn these prisoners into soap... 938 01:07:18,409 --> 01:07:20,946 Never mind that. Take a look at this. 939 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,198 "Queen of the Skies." 940 01:07:23,498 --> 01:07:25,865 Queen of publicity hound is what she is. 941 01:07:26,167 --> 01:07:29,580 - How do you like that? - Well, she's photogenic. 942 01:07:30,380 --> 01:07:32,792 What did you say? That they'll turn the prisoners into soap? 943 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:34,918 There's a shortage. 944 01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:38,418 Soap sells for more than 200 lira a kilo. 945 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,342 And God knows the Neapolitans need it. 946 01:07:41,516 --> 01:07:44,383 - You must be joking. - No, General. 947 01:07:54,362 --> 01:07:56,103 You're not hard to find. 948 01:08:01,035 --> 01:08:04,869 Is it true what the newspapers say? That you never drive a car? 949 01:08:05,290 --> 01:08:06,826 I never have to. 950 01:08:11,838 --> 01:08:15,376 I thought I'd come round to see how I could help you. 951 01:08:17,719 --> 01:08:19,801 As a liason officer. 952 01:08:22,098 --> 01:08:24,135 Well, that should do it. 953 01:08:26,853 --> 01:08:29,595 Now for the test. Care to come along? 954 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:34,858 Yes, with pleasure, but what was the problem? 955 01:08:35,486 --> 01:08:38,649 Nothing much. Old age, I guess. 956 01:08:39,824 --> 01:08:42,942 The damn motor was hanging by a thread when I got here. 957 01:08:46,664 --> 01:08:48,826 But it ought to hold now. 958 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,326 Hope it fits! 959 01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:36,873 Enough, enough! 960 01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:39,756 General Cork sent you, didn't he, my Latin lover? 961 01:09:40,176 --> 01:09:41,462 Enough! 962 01:09:42,053 --> 01:09:45,842 - Didn't he? - Yes, yes! Enough! 963 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:14,784 I'm sorry. [ was cruel. I apologize. 964 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:18,628 Everyone is cruel sometimes. 965 01:11:03,551 --> 01:11:06,634 Hey handsome, come here. Let's go have some fun. 966 01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:13,531 Get away, you filth! Despicable animal! 967 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,286 Scum! Pervert! 968 01:12:32,014 --> 01:12:33,220 How could they do it? 969 01:12:33,516 --> 01:12:35,883 My God, how could they sell their own children? 970 01:12:36,435 --> 01:12:40,099 They're hungry. It's better to sell them than to eat them. 971 01:12:40,857 --> 01:12:44,350 You're a degenerate. All of Naples is degenerate. 972 01:12:44,819 --> 01:12:45,854 Why did you bring me here? 973 01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:48,027 So I can feel as degenerate as you? 974 01:12:48,781 --> 01:12:49,737 We didn't start this war. 975 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:52,607 We don't sell our bodies for a pack of cigarettes. 976 01:12:53,160 --> 01:12:54,901 A pack of cigarettes? 977 01:12:57,790 --> 01:13:01,078 Ma'am, what will you give me for that? 978 01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:06,003 This is a pack of cigarettes! 979 01:13:06,465 --> 01:13:08,706 Food for a family of ten. Would you like some, ma'am? 980 01:13:08,968 --> 01:13:12,461 - Here - Thank you. 981 01:13:13,639 --> 01:13:17,303 - I brought you here because... - Because everyone can be cruel. 982 01:13:23,983 --> 01:13:27,021 - Are we even now? - Even. 983 01:13:34,285 --> 01:13:37,903 - Did I do something wrong, Jimmy? - No, no. 984 01:13:48,257 --> 01:13:50,965 Jimmy? What did I do? 985 01:13:51,218 --> 01:13:53,550 It's not my fault if things didn't go well for you today. 986 01:13:54,305 --> 01:13:56,387 What's wrong with you, Jimmy? 987 01:13:59,977 --> 01:14:01,934 - Here. - What's that? 988 01:14:02,271 --> 01:14:03,932 Try it. 989 01:14:05,983 --> 01:14:08,645 Here, like this. 990 01:14:09,070 --> 01:14:10,777 Are you crazy? I already have hair. 991 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:13,195 Did you bring this filthy thing from the US? 992 01:14:13,866 --> 01:14:17,075 No, not at all. It's from Naples. 993 01:14:17,578 --> 01:14:19,034 - From Naples? - Yes, yes. 994 01:14:19,413 --> 01:14:20,403 Every last hair. 995 01:14:20,706 --> 01:14:23,744 Who gave you this? Where'd you get it, Jimmy? 996 01:14:24,251 --> 01:14:26,959 Where have you been hanging out? Tell me who gave you this. 997 01:14:29,924 --> 01:14:33,258 Jimmy, come here. Come here. 998 01:14:44,355 --> 01:14:47,063 Padron me. Excuse me. 999 01:14:48,609 --> 01:14:51,772 I'd like to... I'm looking for... 1000 01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:55,943 - Maria Concetta. - What is it you want? 1001 01:14:56,242 --> 01:15:00,577 She has a brother... Pasqualino. 1002 01:15:00,913 --> 01:15:03,905 There are thousands of Maria Concettas and Pasqualinos around here. 1003 01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:06,537 Wait, maybe he's talking about the virgin. 1004 01:15:07,003 --> 01:15:08,710 - Oh, the virgin? - Yes. 1005 01:15:09,839 --> 01:15:12,581 Her father doesn't know. 1006 01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,254 Ah, her father doesn't know. 1007 01:15:15,553 --> 01:15:17,760 Wait, I'll come with you. I'll come with you. 1008 01:15:18,222 --> 01:15:20,304 - Thank you. - Antonio, you're going? 1009 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:22,014 I'll see if he'll give me a couple dollars. 1010 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,595 - Here. - Thanks. 1011 01:15:23,769 --> 01:15:25,680 - Wait here, I'll be right back. - Yes. 1012 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:32,142 Straight ahead. Good night! 1013 01:15:40,703 --> 01:15:42,410 Come on, we can't stay here. 1014 01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,085 - He says that... - What does he say? 1015 01:15:56,177 --> 01:15:59,420 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. 1016 01:15:59,889 --> 01:16:02,301 Jimmy, you can't come here. 1017 01:16:03,559 --> 01:16:07,723 Never. My father... the war... 1018 01:16:08,606 --> 01:16:11,143 He's crazy. 1019 01:16:12,443 --> 01:16:14,275 I brought this for him, see? 1020 01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:15,727 - I see. - Yes. 1021 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,316 - Pretty, isn't it? - Yes. 1022 01:16:17,782 --> 01:16:19,864 But put it away, I can't take it. 1023 01:16:20,284 --> 01:16:23,072 My father musn't know. 1024 01:16:32,338 --> 01:16:35,330 I have to go. I need to cut it off. 1025 01:16:37,218 --> 01:16:40,006 Wait. No, wait, listen... 1026 01:16:40,471 --> 01:16:44,681 I wanted to say, Jimmy, that I'm very happy when I'm with you. 1027 01:16:45,392 --> 01:16:48,635 - But I have to go. - No, wait. 1028 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:09,702 What a lovely butt. So firm. 1029 01:17:10,042 --> 01:17:11,749 It's marvellous. 1030 01:17:19,135 --> 01:17:22,469 It's lovely, very lovely. 1031 01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:25,388 Come! 1032 01:17:26,976 --> 01:17:28,967 Come, yes, like that. 1033 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:34,063 Very good. 1034 01:17:38,904 --> 01:17:40,611 Well, usually I start with the wine cellar. 1035 01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:42,606 Why don't we go directly to the bedroom? 1036 01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,690 Did you forget? I already confessed... 1037 01:17:44,994 --> 01:17:48,032 - Right, we're even. - This way, please. 1038 01:18:05,556 --> 01:18:08,173 - This is a marvellous home, Captain! - Thank you. 1039 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:17,811 Did you buy it or design it yourself? 1040 01:18:18,235 --> 01:18:22,149 I bought it, though I designed the landscape. 1041 01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,322 I congratulate you. 1042 01:18:24,909 --> 01:18:28,493 The lady's bath is ready. Will she take it alone? 1043 01:18:28,954 --> 01:18:29,864 What did she say? 1044 01:18:30,247 --> 01:18:33,205 Well, she wants to know if you're taking your bath alone. 1045 01:18:34,084 --> 01:18:38,248 You must forgive Maria. Sometimes she gets confused in her old age. 1046 01:18:38,714 --> 01:18:39,624 Poor thing. 1047 01:18:39,965 --> 01:18:43,629 It must be difficult for her to keep track of all those communal baths. 1048 01:18:44,386 --> 01:18:46,093 No thank you, Maria. 1049 01:18:47,097 --> 01:18:50,931 Tell her I won't be swept off my feet 1050 01:18:51,602 --> 01:18:53,934 for at least another five minutes, I'm sure. 1051 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:58,098 The lady will take a bath in five minutes, and by herself. 1052 01:18:58,817 --> 01:19:00,182 It's from Jean Louis. 1053 01:19:00,903 --> 01:19:04,021 - Urgent! - Right. 1054 01:19:08,327 --> 01:19:11,536 Don't tell me, it's an invitation to be a guest speaker at an orgy. 1055 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,405 You're partially right. 1056 01:19:14,208 --> 01:19:16,415 What part? Orgy, guest speaker, or invitation? 1057 01:19:16,961 --> 01:19:18,042 The third part. 1058 01:19:18,379 --> 01:19:21,292 It's a party for boys only, If you know what I mean. 1059 01:19:21,590 --> 01:19:23,797 I can look like a boy. What do you think? 1060 01:19:26,512 --> 01:19:30,255 - How is Maria Concetta? - She ran away... 1061 01:19:30,683 --> 01:19:32,344 So you didn't get any, huh? 1062 01:19:35,729 --> 01:19:40,269 Yes, and you're going blind. You're even wearing glasses. 1063 01:19:40,567 --> 01:19:43,605 Well, the doctor says... It's just a little eyestrain. 1064 01:19:44,071 --> 01:19:45,186 Are you worried about syphilis? 1065 01:19:45,489 --> 01:19:46,945 Well, we don't want to hear that do we? 1066 01:19:47,074 --> 01:19:49,782 I'm not the one who has to worry about that. 1067 01:19:51,578 --> 01:19:54,240 Perfect! Just perfect! 1068 01:19:55,165 --> 01:19:57,998 Yeah, then why are you scratching? 1069 01:20:05,968 --> 01:20:07,083 Here we are. 1070 01:20:11,223 --> 01:20:12,679 Quiet! 1071 01:20:40,711 --> 01:20:41,872 I was waiting for you. Everything all right? 1072 01:20:42,004 --> 01:20:43,039 Yes, it's fine. 1073 01:21:21,668 --> 01:21:24,160 It's hot. 1074 01:21:26,965 --> 01:21:28,751 It's hot. 1075 01:21:34,848 --> 01:21:38,341 - Go on, push. - It hurts. 1076 01:21:38,811 --> 01:21:41,894 It's too hot. 1077 01:22:11,135 --> 01:22:12,751 Ice, get me some ice. 1078 01:22:16,723 --> 01:22:20,762 - Not coffee. He wants ice. - lce, [ want ice. 1079 01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:23,852 Impossible. Impossible. 1080 01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:51,130 I hope it's a girl. 1081 01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,461 Relax! 1082 01:23:03,395 --> 01:23:06,353 Calm down! Calm down! Stop screaming, you'll waste your strength. 1083 01:23:06,607 --> 01:23:08,769 Push, come on! 1084 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:15,442 My god, it's a boy! 1085 01:23:15,782 --> 01:23:18,615 Look how pretty he is. It's a boy! 1086 01:24:25,143 --> 01:24:27,225 Here it is, the pasta. Let's go, let's go! 1087 01:24:30,399 --> 01:24:31,855 Look. 1088 01:25:03,432 --> 01:25:06,641 Febo! Febo! 1089 01:25:14,234 --> 01:25:15,440 Febo! 1090 01:26:24,763 --> 01:26:28,722 Didn't I tell you? I'd never been there before. 1091 01:26:31,353 --> 01:26:33,264 You knew you would find me here... 1092 01:26:34,147 --> 01:26:35,683 Are we even? 1093 01:26:43,281 --> 01:26:47,024 - Come with me to Capri. - No. 1094 01:26:50,080 --> 01:26:54,540 I believe in my marriage. Even if... 1095 01:26:57,671 --> 01:27:00,789 Febo, Palm... Did you find the dogs? 1096 01:27:01,258 --> 01:27:02,714 Not yet. 1097 01:27:04,261 --> 01:27:05,422 It's my fault. 1098 01:27:07,931 --> 01:27:11,674 - You don't seem very worried about it. - You're wrong, Mrs. Wyatt. 1099 01:27:14,354 --> 01:27:16,516 What's this gobbledygook about "net weight at dawn"? 1100 01:27:16,815 --> 01:27:18,180 What does it mean? 1101 01:27:18,525 --> 01:27:21,438 I insisted on that, sir. See, scientifically 1102 01:27:21,737 --> 01:27:24,229 dawn is when the human body weighs the least. 1103 01:27:24,531 --> 01:27:29,617 And "net" means they'll be weighed without their clothes after they've... 1104 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:32,115 ...done their morning business. 1105 01:27:32,622 --> 01:27:33,612 I see. 1106 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,288 - Mr. Eduardo. - General. 1107 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:37,617 I trust you realize this little transaction 1108 01:27:37,878 --> 01:27:39,619 is going to cost the American taxpayers 1109 01:27:40,005 --> 01:27:44,715 50,000 dollars in exchange for some 20 tons of enemy blubber. 1110 01:27:45,135 --> 01:27:46,170 You don't want to pay? 1111 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:48,052 He doesn't think this price is democratic. 1112 01:27:48,430 --> 01:27:49,295 Isn't democratic? 1113 01:27:49,556 --> 01:27:51,422 It's a good thing I censor the news around here. 1114 01:27:51,767 --> 01:27:55,681 How is it not democratic? Officers and soldiers cost the same thing. 1115 01:27:56,146 --> 01:27:59,810 - The same price... - Yes, yes. I understand, I understand. 1116 01:28:00,025 --> 01:28:01,936 Ask him, how much would Hitler be? 1117 01:28:02,360 --> 01:28:05,193 - What did he say? - He's asking how much Hitler would cost. 1118 01:28:05,447 --> 01:28:07,154 Ah, thank you. Hitler... 1119 01:28:07,616 --> 01:28:10,404 Tell him that with the Fifth Battalion marching on Rome 1120 01:28:10,744 --> 01:28:13,782 the price is falling ever day. 1121 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:16,489 With the Fifth Battalion already in Rome, the price falls everyday. 1122 01:28:16,833 --> 01:28:20,292 Yes, I understand. 1123 01:28:21,713 --> 01:28:23,499 Sir, the photographers. They're waiting outside. 1124 01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:25,418 Ask them to come in. 1125 01:28:27,677 --> 01:28:29,088 Is he signing? 1126 01:28:30,889 --> 01:28:31,845 Come in gentlemen. 1127 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,848 Mr. Eduardo, a group photo. 1128 01:28:35,227 --> 01:28:37,013 - This way. - Yes. 1129 01:28:38,438 --> 01:28:40,600 - Still looking for Febo? - Yes. 1130 01:28:41,983 --> 01:28:42,893 And what about operation "Sky Girl"? 1131 01:28:43,652 --> 01:28:44,983 Tonight or never. 1132 01:28:46,988 --> 01:28:47,693 - A picture. - All right. 1133 01:28:47,864 --> 01:28:50,356 Here we are. Right here. Major Beckwith... 1134 01:28:50,784 --> 01:28:54,527 Antonio, come and take a picture. The poor thing's an orphan. 1135 01:28:55,413 --> 01:28:57,620 - A mother's a mother, General. - Yes, of course. Here. 1136 01:29:07,509 --> 01:29:09,466 Smile for the camera. 1137 01:29:11,137 --> 01:29:12,218 Lucia! 1138 01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:15,848 Come here, hurry up. 1139 01:29:20,146 --> 01:29:21,602 Here come the Americans! 1140 01:29:22,107 --> 01:29:24,064 It was pitch black, but I'm sure this was the street. 1141 01:29:28,113 --> 01:29:29,353 It's gotta be here! 1142 01:29:41,167 --> 01:29:43,374 Why don't you settle for one of them? 1143 01:29:44,045 --> 01:29:47,163 Your race is too tall anyway, Jimmy. Take one home with you. 1144 01:29:47,591 --> 01:29:50,253 Americans need to be brought back to reasonable proportions. 1145 01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,501 Do you ever take anything seriously? 1146 01:29:53,054 --> 01:29:53,919 Yes. 1147 01:29:54,306 --> 01:29:56,638 No, you're like all the other Italians. 1148 01:29:56,933 --> 01:29:59,300 - Are you going to help me or not? - No. 1149 01:30:00,103 --> 01:30:01,935 Hiya, Shorty. What's up? 1150 01:30:02,522 --> 01:30:05,264 Free tonight? 1151 01:30:08,570 --> 01:30:09,560 This is it! 1152 01:30:10,655 --> 01:30:12,692 Now you wait right there. 'll bring the old man down. 1153 01:30:14,367 --> 01:30:16,108 Jimmy, don't go. 1154 01:30:18,371 --> 01:30:21,534 I thought you were my friend. Thanks for nothing. 1155 01:30:27,255 --> 01:30:28,086 Ciao, Jimmy! 1156 01:30:30,634 --> 01:30:33,296 Hey, I'm gonna see Maria. Maria Concetta. 1157 01:31:03,041 --> 01:31:04,623 - Jimmy! - We'll play later, okay? 1158 01:31:05,043 --> 01:31:07,501 Jimmy, don't go! Jimmy! 1159 01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:18,003 Relax, Captain. Get in line like everybody else. 1160 01:31:18,473 --> 01:31:20,214 - What's going on? - It's the Virgin of Naples, ain't it? 1161 01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:24,718 Virgin my ass! I hear she's even making it with the Lone Ranger's horse! 1162 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:29,731 - How was it? - Save your money. 1163 01:31:30,026 --> 01:31:31,141 Put it into war bonds. 1164 01:31:31,528 --> 01:31:33,144 I'd stick it anywhere if I could just find a hole. 1165 01:31:33,238 --> 01:31:34,603 Jesus, all that unused cunt 1166 01:31:34,698 --> 01:31:36,154 and you guys are still whacking off. 1167 01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:40,321 Confucius say: "Sweet little pussy grow into plain old twat." 1168 01:31:42,622 --> 01:31:43,953 Fuck off! 1169 01:31:49,754 --> 01:31:51,336 Out, out, out! 1170 01:31:53,550 --> 01:31:54,756 Let's go! 1171 01:32:04,811 --> 01:32:07,178 Enough, enough! 1172 01:32:42,640 --> 01:32:44,756 Relax... 1173 01:32:46,978 --> 01:32:48,810 You wanna fuck her? 1174 01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,812 Impossible. 1175 01:32:50,982 --> 01:32:52,768 You want to be with her? 1176 01:32:53,526 --> 01:32:57,440 Impossible! Because I'm her father. 1177 01:32:59,741 --> 01:33:02,028 Understand? 1178 01:33:06,498 --> 01:33:09,286 Impossible. Impossible! 1179 01:33:09,667 --> 01:33:11,624 I'm her father. 1180 01:33:15,715 --> 01:33:18,127 Gentlemen, gentlemen... 1181 01:33:18,843 --> 01:33:20,550 The Virgin of Naples! 1182 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,826 Areal virgin. 1183 01:33:51,209 --> 01:33:54,372 You can put a finger in, if you want. It doesn't bite. 1184 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:57,246 It doesn't bite. Try it. 1185 01:33:58,967 --> 01:34:00,082 Areal virgin. 1186 01:34:00,426 --> 01:34:02,963 Virgin. Stick your finger in. 1187 01:34:03,346 --> 01:34:06,805 Touch. Just a finger. 1188 01:34:18,027 --> 01:34:19,438 Pulling rank on me, Captain? 1189 01:34:19,863 --> 01:34:22,525 Relax! 1190 01:34:56,399 --> 01:34:59,892 Happy? Happy? Eh? 1191 01:35:00,612 --> 01:35:02,319 What did you do? Are you crazy? 1192 01:35:03,156 --> 01:35:05,693 Looks like you just got put out of business, paisan. 1193 01:35:05,909 --> 01:35:08,651 What are you doing, bastard? 1194 01:35:35,772 --> 01:35:37,729 You bastard! You knew the whole time! 1195 01:35:37,982 --> 01:35:39,643 All of you, you're all scum! 1196 01:35:40,276 --> 01:35:41,983 Jimmy, we lost the war. 1197 01:35:42,320 --> 01:35:44,482 Women and children lost it more than anyone else. 1198 01:35:44,906 --> 01:35:46,396 You're pigs! A city full of pigs! 1199 01:35:46,741 --> 01:35:48,778 - And what about you? - Shut up! 1200 01:35:49,327 --> 01:35:51,193 You go into houses certain you can 1201 01:35:51,371 --> 01:35:52,953 buy everything with chocolate and cigarettes. 1202 01:35:53,373 --> 01:35:54,408 I loved her! 1203 01:35:54,958 --> 01:35:57,666 You loved her? So, what's stopping you? 1204 01:35:59,712 --> 01:36:01,578 You're the pig! A pig from Cleveland! 1205 01:36:02,131 --> 01:36:03,496 I wanted to marry her! 1206 01:36:17,897 --> 01:36:19,638 Isn't that just like you, Clifton? 1207 01:36:21,401 --> 01:36:22,937 Always there when I need you. 1208 01:36:26,698 --> 01:36:30,441 I won't forget the chastity belt, Cliff ton. 1209 01:36:31,202 --> 01:36:33,364 At least I haven't forgotten it until now. 1210 01:36:35,790 --> 01:36:37,781 Worried about syphilis? 1211 01:36:38,001 --> 01:36:40,493 Venereal diseases can be more ravaging 1212 01:36:40,837 --> 01:36:43,044 than war. But, thanks to penicillin... 1213 01:36:55,560 --> 01:36:59,178 Yes? Captain, you're almost an hour early. 1214 01:37:01,107 --> 01:37:02,313 Hospital? 1215 01:37:04,235 --> 01:37:05,646 Yes, I'll be down right away. 1216 01:37:34,724 --> 01:37:36,715 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to keep you waiting, but... 1217 01:37:37,018 --> 01:37:38,429 No, no, I arrived early. 1218 01:37:38,811 --> 01:37:40,301 - Are you all right? - Well... 1219 01:37:40,688 --> 01:37:41,803 I'm sorry. I really... 1220 01:37:42,315 --> 01:37:44,431 Don't worry. Maybe there's still time. C'mon. 1221 01:38:30,571 --> 01:38:33,438 - Febo! - I'm awfully sorry you found him here. 1222 01:38:34,283 --> 01:38:36,775 We're conducting a study on extreme injuries. Like war wounds. 1223 01:38:37,036 --> 01:38:38,447 It is kind of an experiment. 1224 01:38:38,871 --> 01:38:41,738 I mean, to learn how to treat battle wounds. 1225 01:38:42,667 --> 01:38:43,953 These dogs are strays . 1226 01:38:44,210 --> 01:38:46,121 They would have been killed anyway. 1227 01:38:48,131 --> 01:38:49,496 Febo... 1228 01:38:49,799 --> 01:38:52,040 It's not allowed, but I'll put it to sleep. 1229 01:38:58,391 --> 01:39:00,302 It's a sweet, painless sleep. 1230 01:39:04,522 --> 01:39:06,684 Why this dreadful silence? 1231 01:39:08,317 --> 01:39:09,933 We cut their vocal cords. 1232 01:39:16,492 --> 01:39:19,154 Don't worry, Mrs. Wyatt, nothing will fall from the ceiling. 1233 01:39:19,871 --> 01:39:21,657 We eat here every day. 1234 01:39:22,039 --> 01:39:25,623 It is an honor to have such a young American guest with us. 1235 01:39:25,835 --> 01:39:27,121 Thanks. 1236 01:39:27,837 --> 01:39:29,999 The U.S. Army has the same stimulating aroma 1237 01:39:30,214 --> 01:39:31,796 as a summer rain in the forest. 1238 01:39:32,300 --> 01:39:34,086 Maybe it's the wilderness still in you. 1239 01:39:34,469 --> 01:39:36,551 And the way the wind's blowing, I'm sure. 1240 01:39:39,265 --> 01:39:42,474 It's the only occupying army in the history of Naples 1241 01:39:42,977 --> 01:39:45,389 that had the courtesy of knocking 1242 01:39:45,771 --> 01:39:47,102 when it came to our doors. 1243 01:39:47,815 --> 01:39:49,931 Oh, by the looks of all the rubble 1244 01:39:50,151 --> 01:39:52,188 I'm afraid we sometimes knocked a little too hard. 1245 01:39:54,864 --> 01:39:58,152 That, my dear, is a negligible detail. 1246 01:39:58,534 --> 01:40:01,151 İf one must lose a war, Mrs Wyatt 1247 01:40:01,871 --> 01:40:05,284 it is preferable to be conquered by an army 1248 01:40:05,666 --> 01:40:07,998 that has good manners, believe me. 1249 01:40:08,836 --> 01:40:11,544 The Duchess has yet to recover 1250 01:40:11,797 --> 01:40:14,960 from the descent of the barbarians onto Imperial Rome. 1251 01:40:18,387 --> 01:40:20,173 I'm not quite old enough to 1252 01:40:20,181 --> 01:40:23,344 recall that particular event, 1253 01:40:23,684 --> 01:40:29,054 but believe me: The poor and the noble 1254 01:40:30,274 --> 01:40:31,730 lost every war since then 1255 01:40:32,693 --> 01:40:34,604 regardless of their flag. 1256 01:40:36,697 --> 01:40:39,564 And women... Women have no flag. 1257 01:40:40,868 --> 01:40:42,905 The real Italian flag does not show three colors 1258 01:40:43,538 --> 01:40:47,372 but the male organ. Morality, Honor, Family, 1259 01:40:47,875 --> 01:40:51,038 the cult of religion are all there, between the legs. 1260 01:40:51,337 --> 01:40:52,702 - My God! - I disagree... 1261 01:40:52,964 --> 01:40:54,375 That's a bit too much. 1262 01:40:55,258 --> 01:40:57,750 There's only one flag... 1263 01:40:59,011 --> 01:41:00,843 this one. 1264 01:41:01,514 --> 01:41:03,596 But that is from Savoia. 1265 01:41:07,562 --> 01:41:08,848 Listen. 1266 01:41:09,438 --> 01:41:11,054 An American airplane. 1267 01:41:13,150 --> 01:41:15,141 I'm afraid it's German. 1268 01:41:19,699 --> 01:41:21,610 And why don't the Americans fight back? 1269 01:41:22,034 --> 01:41:26,198 The Americans are asleep. They rise early. 1270 01:41:26,455 --> 01:41:30,244 I heard another noise before. Listen. 1271 01:41:40,177 --> 01:41:41,167 There's people at the stairs. 1272 01:41:41,470 --> 01:41:43,461 - Let them in. - OK. 1273 01:41:56,861 --> 01:41:59,899 Easy. Slowly. 1274 01:42:14,962 --> 01:42:16,418 Come in. 1275 01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:36,305 She was taken by God. 1276 01:42:43,658 --> 01:42:47,652 Let's go out. Nunziatina, Carmela, stay here. 1277 01:42:47,912 --> 01:42:50,529 Bring what's needed. Quick. 1278 01:43:06,013 --> 01:43:07,674 Let's go into the other room. 1279 01:43:11,977 --> 01:43:14,014 No, I'm going to stay. 1280 01:43:42,299 --> 01:43:44,085 The hair brush, please. 1281 01:43:47,388 --> 01:43:49,129 Brush her hair. 1282 01:44:08,701 --> 01:44:10,362 Carmela, take the dress off. 1283 01:44:41,400 --> 01:44:43,061 Let's hear the news. Turn on the radio. 1284 01:45:02,129 --> 01:45:03,665 The Duchess is calling. 1285 01:45:05,049 --> 01:45:08,007 Sirs, please follow me. We are being summoned. 1286 01:45:22,399 --> 01:45:23,855 This is the Armed Forces Radio. 1287 01:45:24,193 --> 01:45:26,730 We interrupt this program to bring you an important bulletin. 1288 01:45:27,363 --> 01:45:29,445 The Mount Vesuvius seismograph has registered 1289 01:45:29,573 --> 01:45:31,484 a sudden increase in volcanic activity. 1290 01:45:32,284 --> 01:45:33,490 All commanding officers and the PBS must report to their bases 1291 01:45:33,661 --> 01:45:34,776 for further instructions. 1292 01:45:35,162 --> 01:45:36,402 I repeat, all commanding officers must 1293 01:45:36,580 --> 01:45:37,160 report to their bases. 1294 01:46:16,203 --> 01:46:18,490 Tonight, when I saw those people... 1295 01:46:21,208 --> 01:46:22,915 I have a confession to make. 1296 01:46:25,045 --> 01:46:26,706 It isn't easy. 1297 01:46:27,673 --> 01:46:29,129 Another time? 1298 01:46:31,176 --> 01:46:34,009 Don't be afraid, we're in Italy. 1299 01:46:34,471 --> 01:46:37,338 Italy is the land where confession was born. 1300 01:46:40,352 --> 01:46:42,184 I've been dishonest, Captain. 1301 01:46:44,481 --> 01:46:45,812 Dishonest. 1302 01:46:46,066 --> 01:46:49,900 I'm not here to help the civilian population. 1303 01:46:50,404 --> 01:46:51,644 No, sir. I'm here... 1304 01:46:52,823 --> 01:46:55,656 I'm here to help Senator Wyatt. 1305 01:46:56,410 --> 01:47:00,699 The President of the United States, the Women's Air Force... 1306 01:47:01,332 --> 01:47:03,039 No, that's a lie too. 1307 01:47:04,919 --> 01:47:06,956 I'm here to help myself. 1308 01:47:07,296 --> 01:47:09,833 Me, myself, and [! 1309 01:47:09,965 --> 01:47:12,707 How? I don't know. 1310 01:47:13,218 --> 01:47:15,209 To have my picture in the papers... 1311 01:47:15,596 --> 01:47:18,054 Be the first in Rome... 1312 01:47:19,350 --> 01:47:22,433 Shit, Malaparte, take me to Capri. 1313 01:47:24,355 --> 01:47:26,312 You're laughing at me! 1314 01:47:26,774 --> 01:47:29,061 I can't believe it, you're laughing at me! 1315 01:47:29,193 --> 01:47:31,434 No, no. I'm laughing at myself. 1316 01:47:31,528 --> 01:47:33,565 I didn't understand anything. 1317 01:47:34,073 --> 01:47:36,485 The destruction, hunger, violence... 1318 01:47:36,742 --> 01:47:39,609 All that for a photo in the papers. 1319 01:47:40,245 --> 01:47:42,862 You ignorant son of a bitch! 1320 01:47:43,290 --> 01:47:46,749 I hate your attitude, you Latin snob! 1321 01:47:47,086 --> 01:47:49,248 Know-it-all! All of you! 1322 01:47:49,546 --> 01:47:53,881 Backwards! Scummy! Oily! 1323 01:47:54,176 --> 01:47:56,884 Hairy, dark, greasy gigolos! 1324 01:47:57,638 --> 01:48:00,426 Wop! Wop! 1325 01:48:02,643 --> 01:48:04,384 And you're laughing at me? 1326 01:48:05,646 --> 01:48:08,604 You can stick your flag right between your legs, 1327 01:48:08,899 --> 01:48:11,231 up your ass! 1328 01:48:30,671 --> 01:48:32,708 Get out, get out! 1329 01:48:43,142 --> 01:48:44,052 It's unbelievable! 1330 01:48:47,104 --> 01:48:48,765 What a disgrace. 1331 01:49:16,425 --> 01:49:19,383 Listen, if you take me to the airport, I'll pay. 1332 01:49:22,139 --> 01:49:24,005 Stop! Stop! 1333 01:49:25,142 --> 01:49:27,224 I'll give you $50 to take me to the airport. 1334 01:49:27,394 --> 01:49:28,259 Get In. 1335 01:49:49,833 --> 01:49:51,164 What's happening? 1336 01:49:55,130 --> 01:49:56,336 What's this? 1337 01:50:06,058 --> 01:50:07,594 Vesuvius. 1338 01:50:08,018 --> 01:50:09,759 You've got to get dressed. You've got to get out of here! 1339 01:50:10,270 --> 01:50:12,602 Where to? This is my home! 1340 01:50:12,898 --> 01:50:14,935 No, it is dangerous! You have to leave! 1341 01:50:15,776 --> 01:50:18,017 Jimmy! Come, come! 1342 01:50:53,188 --> 01:50:54,394 Do you read me, Colonel? 1343 01:50:55,274 --> 01:50:58,767 I want every available man in Mark Cork's Fifth Batallion 1344 01:50:59,611 --> 01:51:03,195 shaved and in full uniform, helping the civilians. 1345 01:51:04,158 --> 01:51:06,069 Preventing panic, putting out fires... 1346 01:51:07,202 --> 01:51:09,068 I want them to swallow lava, if they have to. 1347 01:51:09,621 --> 01:51:11,407 And I want it all documented! Did you hear me? 1348 01:51:11,623 --> 01:51:13,910 Films, photos, radio, the whole works, all right? 1349 01:51:14,293 --> 01:51:15,749 Get on it! 1350 01:51:21,842 --> 01:51:25,585 They tell me Vesuvius hasn't erupted in 50 years. 1351 01:51:26,305 --> 01:51:28,672 This is goddman historic! All right, Bob... 1352 01:51:28,932 --> 01:51:30,514 Ok, guys. Right here, in San Sebastiano, 1353 01:51:30,809 --> 01:51:32,516 at the base of the volcano... 1354 01:51:53,832 --> 01:51:54,663 What are the orders? 1355 01:51:55,250 --> 01:51:56,035 All ground and air crews on duty 1356 01:51:56,251 --> 01:51:58,117 for civilian rescue, ma'am! 1357 01:52:35,582 --> 01:52:36,993 Aren't you afraid? 1358 01:52:37,376 --> 01:52:42,542 Fear... the only thing I'm afraid of is human stupidity. 1359 01:52:43,131 --> 01:52:47,921 Because, unlike everything else in the world, it knows no bounds. 1360 01:52:48,595 --> 01:52:50,302 Oh, how men can be idiots. 1361 01:52:50,764 --> 01:52:52,675 Is this the end of the world? What is this? 1362 01:52:53,100 --> 01:52:55,262 Don't be afraid. It's nothing. I told you. 1363 01:52:55,644 --> 01:52:57,635 Oh my God! It's horrible! 1364 01:52:58,313 --> 01:53:00,725 It's hell breaking loose! 1365 01:53:01,233 --> 01:53:03,190 I'll close that door. Close it! 1366 01:53:05,529 --> 01:53:07,190 Vesuvius is an idiot. 1367 01:53:07,572 --> 01:53:11,281 Not Vesuvius, you are the idiot for saying that. 1368 01:53:11,618 --> 01:53:13,279 - Turn on the light. - OK. 1369 01:53:13,578 --> 01:53:16,240 Don't blaspheme. Vesuvius is God. 1370 01:53:16,456 --> 01:53:18,572 - Remember. - Let there be light. 1371 01:53:18,875 --> 01:53:22,163 And God wanted that we, despite it all, eat a plate of spaghetti. 1372 01:53:23,588 --> 01:53:24,874 Maria? 1373 01:53:29,094 --> 01:53:30,334 Maria? 1374 01:53:44,776 --> 01:53:45,982 Maria? 1375 01:54:02,753 --> 01:54:04,209 Come with me. 1376 01:54:04,796 --> 01:54:05,911 Yes. 1377 01:54:14,556 --> 01:54:16,172 Stop, stop here. 1378 01:54:25,442 --> 01:54:27,183 Hey, have you seen Colonel Wyatt? 1379 01:54:27,569 --> 01:54:29,401 They're all out on rescue duty! 1380 01:55:03,355 --> 01:55:05,187 Hello, tiger... 1381 01:55:08,860 --> 01:55:09,691 Come here, come. 1382 01:55:10,112 --> 01:55:12,353 Come, closer. I've been expecting you. 1383 01:55:12,572 --> 01:55:14,609 Come make love. 1384 01:55:20,831 --> 01:55:23,289 Come, come. 1385 01:55:24,209 --> 01:55:27,167 Let's make love, come on. 1386 01:56:56,510 --> 01:56:59,047 PBS Air #3, PBS Air #3... I'm in trouble. 1387 01:56:59,596 --> 01:57:01,086 I'm taking her down. 1388 01:57:31,628 --> 01:57:32,709 Shit! 1389 01:58:02,909 --> 01:58:05,321 Come on, come on. Get your fucking asses in the trucks! 1390 01:58:05,579 --> 01:58:07,911 Come on, get your wop asses moving! 1391 01:58:08,248 --> 01:58:11,206 Easy, easy! There's room for everybody! 1392 01:58:11,501 --> 01:58:12,707 Quick! 1393 01:58:13,044 --> 01:58:15,331 Women and children first! Hey, you bastard, did you hear me? 1394 01:58:16,006 --> 01:58:18,794 Get off! This one's full. All right, Corporal, move out! 1395 01:58:19,301 --> 01:58:22,089 Move to the left side. Get over there, you goddamn guinea! 1396 01:58:22,470 --> 01:58:24,882 - They're not animals! - Are you American? 1397 01:58:25,181 --> 01:58:27,923 - Listen, Sergeant... - You better get in. 1398 01:58:28,184 --> 01:58:29,891 I'll wait for the next one. 1399 01:58:30,145 --> 01:58:31,510 There aint no more trucks, Ma'am. 1400 01:58:31,813 --> 01:58:33,269 We won't be back for a long time. 1401 01:58:33,398 --> 01:58:35,309 - But you told them! - Suit yourself, lady. 1402 01:58:35,442 --> 01:58:36,728 We're leaving. 1403 01:58:37,402 --> 01:58:38,642 C'mon, move. Out of the way! 1404 01:58:52,042 --> 01:58:55,751 Hey, stop! Stop! 1405 01:58:58,590 --> 01:59:01,628 Hey, gorgeous, wanna come with us? 1406 01:59:02,135 --> 01:59:04,342 Get a load of this Guinea's blonde hair, guys. 1407 01:59:05,096 --> 01:59:07,303 What do you say, guys? Let's see how blonde she really is. 1408 01:59:08,892 --> 01:59:10,633 Let's have a look-see. 1409 01:59:12,103 --> 01:59:14,140 - Not bad, eh? - Hey, not bad at all. 1410 01:59:14,731 --> 01:59:16,187 You want something? Chocolate? Cigarette? 1411 01:59:16,316 --> 01:59:18,353 Ask her if she wants some candy to suck on. 1412 01:59:18,526 --> 01:59:20,312 How about eight inches of sugar cane, honey? 1413 01:59:21,446 --> 01:59:22,652 Just let me handle it, boys. 1414 01:59:22,822 --> 01:59:24,233 What's your name, honey? 1415 01:59:24,699 --> 01:59:26,110 I like her... 1416 01:59:27,243 --> 01:59:29,109 - Whoa, what a wildcat! - Okay, bitch... 1417 01:59:29,287 --> 01:59:30,493 You asked for it. 1418 01:59:30,830 --> 01:59:32,992 Hey, Tom, looks like you're not her type, man. 1419 01:59:33,541 --> 01:59:35,452 Stop the truck! Get your paws off her, man. 1420 01:59:36,044 --> 01:59:38,706 You fucking bitch! You fucking... Let me go! You bitch! 1421 01:59:39,214 --> 01:59:41,876 You better get out of here, sister. He means it 1422 01:59:42,133 --> 01:59:43,999 Stop the damn truck! 1423 01:59:44,302 --> 01:59:45,792 You slut! 1424 01:59:46,012 --> 01:59:47,377 Slut! 1425 02:00:15,625 --> 02:00:17,957 It's over! It's over! 1426 02:00:18,712 --> 02:00:20,794 It's over! It's over! 1427 02:00:21,297 --> 02:00:22,879 It's over! 1428 02:00:23,341 --> 02:00:24,502 It's over! 1429 02:00:25,135 --> 02:00:27,968 It's over! It's over! 1430 02:00:29,597 --> 02:00:30,837 It's over! 1431 02:00:31,224 --> 02:00:32,305 It's over! 1432 02:01:26,905 --> 02:01:29,272 - Jimmy! - Goldberg! 1433 02:01:30,366 --> 02:01:32,323 - I was worried about you. - I couldn't find you! 1434 02:01:32,660 --> 02:01:36,494 I missed the jeep, then ... l got laid! 1435 02:01:36,873 --> 02:01:38,614 It was fantastic, Jimmy. 1436 02:01:39,209 --> 02:01:41,416 This is Zelmira, a goddess! 1437 02:01:42,587 --> 02:01:45,420 This is Maria Concetta. 1438 02:02:30,635 --> 02:02:32,125 Get that stretcher over here. 1439 02:02:38,184 --> 02:02:39,470 She needs a transfusion. 1440 02:02:39,769 --> 02:02:41,555 Take her to the ambulance right away. 1441 02:02:52,115 --> 02:02:54,152 Deborah? Deborah? 1442 02:02:56,202 --> 02:02:57,613 Doctor, come here, please. 1443 02:02:57,912 --> 02:02:59,323 She's hurt. Do something for her. 1444 02:03:00,081 --> 02:03:01,367 I've already examined her. 1445 02:03:02,584 --> 02:03:04,541 She's just roughed up a bit. She's in shock. 1446 02:03:05,003 --> 02:03:06,243 I have more urgent cases to attend to. 1447 02:03:07,881 --> 02:03:08,962 Deborah, come. 1448 02:03:18,892 --> 02:03:20,098 Can you walk? 1449 02:03:48,755 --> 02:03:51,918 - I don't want to stay here anymore. - I know. 1450 02:03:52,759 --> 02:03:56,343 - I want to go home, - You will. 1451 02:03:57,847 --> 02:03:59,679 Are we even now? 1452 02:04:00,558 --> 02:04:03,926 Yes, very even. 1453 02:04:16,282 --> 02:04:18,319 I don't want this here. Take it down to the road. 1454 02:04:19,827 --> 02:04:21,568 First Platoon, up! 1455 02:04:21,913 --> 02:04:22,948 Everybody in the truck! 1456 02:04:24,916 --> 02:04:28,250 All right, let's go! Everybody up! 1457 02:04:29,379 --> 02:04:31,620 Hey you, what are you doing? The picnic is over! 1458 02:04:34,217 --> 02:04:36,174 Let's look alive! Let's look like the Fifth Battalion! 1459 02:04:36,469 --> 02:04:39,382 I want to be proud of you, men. 1460 02:04:39,639 --> 02:04:41,255 Lets move! 1461 02:04:44,978 --> 02:04:46,468 Come, this is a page of history. 1462 02:04:46,771 --> 02:04:48,227 Come on, move! 1463 02:04:48,481 --> 02:04:49,687 Get up! 1464 02:04:50,483 --> 02:04:52,269 Let's go! It's just a short haul to Rome. 1465 02:04:55,363 --> 02:04:57,695 Yes, Sergeant, your platoon too. 1466 02:04:58,157 --> 02:04:59,613 Let's go! 1467 02:04:59,993 --> 02:05:02,155 The Fifth Battalion marches to Rome. 1468 02:05:19,053 --> 02:05:22,091 Captain, it seems we've made it without The Queen of the Skies. 1469 02:05:22,598 --> 02:05:24,839 - What happened? - She went back to the America. 1470 02:05:25,893 --> 02:05:27,975 Malaparte, you're a genius. 1471 02:05:28,479 --> 02:05:29,594 Is this my transport, Colonel? 1472 02:05:29,814 --> 02:05:31,725 Yes, General, take your seat here. 1473 02:05:32,525 --> 02:05:35,233 General Howes, sit on the other side. 1474 02:05:36,029 --> 02:05:37,736 Captain Malaparte, that's your jeep over there. 1475 02:05:38,239 --> 02:05:39,855 You too, Captain Wren. 1476 02:05:40,324 --> 02:05:42,816 And, General, that's your jeep over there. 1477 02:05:48,499 --> 02:05:49,955 Well, sir, that's about it. 1478 02:05:50,168 --> 02:05:52,125 Good job, Colonel. 1479 02:05:52,336 --> 02:05:55,169 General...I'd like to shake your hand. 1480 02:05:57,967 --> 02:05:59,173 Sic iter ad astra! 1481 02:05:59,469 --> 02:06:00,459 What? 1482 02:06:00,845 --> 02:06:01,835 "Such is the way to the stars." 1483 02:06:02,221 --> 02:06:03,711 Well, let's go. Tempus fugit! 1484 02:06:03,973 --> 02:06:05,088 Yes, Sir! 1485 02:06:37,298 --> 02:06:39,585 This is a page of history! 1486 02:06:40,593 --> 02:06:41,708 This is really Rome? 1487 02:06:42,136 --> 02:06:43,968 Yes, it's Rome. 1488 02:06:44,472 --> 02:06:46,213 I always thought Rome was a city. 1489 02:06:48,851 --> 02:06:50,012 Hey, Father, do you know that 1490 02:06:50,394 --> 02:06:51,850 some of these ruins are over 2,000 years old? 1491 02:06:52,522 --> 02:06:54,889 Yes, but in Philadelphia we have the Liberty Bell. 1492 02:06:57,902 --> 02:07:00,564 Malaparte, tomorrow 'll see the Pope. 1493 02:07:00,905 --> 02:07:02,316 There's one thing I want to know: 1494 02:07:02,865 --> 02:07:04,071 What is his favorite sport? 1495 02:07:04,575 --> 02:07:07,863 I don't know. Perhaps now he'll play baseball. 1496 02:07:10,706 --> 02:07:12,367 Very good! 1497 02:07:15,586 --> 02:07:17,202 Cameras, move forward! 1498 02:07:28,141 --> 02:07:31,304 You know, there's something sad about victory. 1499 02:07:32,728 --> 02:07:34,765 Everybody goes his own separate way 1500 02:07:34,981 --> 02:07:36,563 and nobody knows when they'll meet again. 1501 02:07:37,817 --> 02:07:39,728 Sometimes, when they do know, they hide. 1502 02:07:41,154 --> 02:07:42,189 Not us, I hope. 1503 02:07:43,489 --> 02:07:45,400 Let's set a date to meet 1504 02:07:46,242 --> 02:07:48,825 after the war in Capri. 1505 02:07:49,787 --> 02:07:51,869 You know, it's all set between Maria Concetta and I. 1506 02:07:52,665 --> 02:07:54,326 She's going back to Cleveland with me. 1507 02:07:54,792 --> 02:07:56,248 We're going to Capri first. 1508 02:07:59,005 --> 02:08:00,495 You don't believe me, do you? 1509 02:08:00,965 --> 02:08:01,796 I believe you, Jimmy. 1510 02:08:02,550 --> 02:08:06,043 No, you don't believe me. You'll see, I'll be back... 1511 02:08:10,349 --> 02:08:11,931 - Malaparte! - General! 1512 02:08:14,770 --> 02:08:16,101 What are those monuments over there? 1513 02:08:16,647 --> 02:08:17,728 Tombs. 1514 02:08:18,524 --> 02:08:20,231 Tombs of the noblest Romans. 1515 02:08:20,651 --> 02:08:22,233 Which ones? 1516 02:08:23,070 --> 02:08:24,652 That's General Silla's. 1517 02:08:25,239 --> 02:08:26,229 That's Cicero's. 1518 02:08:26,657 --> 02:08:28,022 That's Julius Caesar's. 1519 02:08:28,492 --> 02:08:29,903 - Julius Caesar? - Yes. 1520 02:08:31,662 --> 02:08:32,743 And that one? 1521 02:08:33,331 --> 02:08:36,494 General, that's where the Roman prostitutes come out at night. 1522 02:08:37,168 --> 02:08:39,455 Prostitutes? Don't tell that to the press. 1523 02:08:49,847 --> 02:08:52,839 Stinking Germans! Sons of whores! 1524 02:08:53,184 --> 02:08:54,925 Hey, Malaparte, what's going on here? 1525 02:08:55,478 --> 02:08:56,718 She thinks we're Germans. 1526 02:08:57,104 --> 02:08:58,936 Well, tell the lady we're Americans. 1527 02:08:59,148 --> 02:09:01,355 Americans! Americans! 1528 02:09:01,692 --> 02:09:02,682 Americans! 1529 02:09:23,965 --> 02:09:26,047 Take it easy, lady. 1530 02:09:26,592 --> 02:09:28,253 Thank you, thank you. 1531 02:09:28,636 --> 02:09:31,094 Bob, that Rome sign... 1532 02:09:31,347 --> 02:09:32,633 I'd like to keep it for my collection. 1533 02:09:32,890 --> 02:09:34,927 This one will be good. Hold on. 1534 02:09:35,184 --> 02:09:37,516 Hurray for the Americans! 1535 02:09:55,121 --> 02:09:57,408 Marco, look! It's the Americans. 1536 02:09:57,581 --> 02:09:58,912 Our liberators! 1537 02:09:59,083 --> 02:10:00,289 Look! 1538 02:10:16,392 --> 02:10:20,181 Son! My son, my son! 1539 02:10:22,023 --> 02:10:23,730 Get these civilians out of here! 1540 02:10:24,317 --> 02:10:25,933 Take them away! 1541 02:10:26,277 --> 02:10:29,190 No civilians, no civilians! Get back! 1542 02:10:31,490 --> 02:10:33,606 Back up! Back up! 1543 02:10:41,959 --> 02:10:44,121 Oh, no! Stop! Stop filming! 1544 02:10:44,378 --> 02:10:46,619 Cameras on the Fifth Battalion! 1545 02:10:48,799 --> 02:10:52,042 Turn that... thing around. 1546 02:10:52,261 --> 02:10:53,922 Oh, Jesus! 1547 02:10:58,225 --> 02:11:00,432 General, there's been a slight accident, but we're moving on. 1548 02:11:00,644 --> 02:11:01,975 Driver, move on. 1549 02:11:18,412 --> 02:11:19,493 We better go now. 1550 02:11:22,958 --> 02:11:24,164 I'm sorry about that. 1551 02:11:25,711 --> 02:11:30,080 I'm sorry...We better go. 1552 02:11:31,467 --> 02:11:33,458 The ambulance is on its way. 1553 02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:35,630 You can go, Jimmy. 1554 02:11:36,263 --> 02:11:37,879 You are the winners. 1555 02:12:03,457 --> 02:12:10,705 We thank 'Ente Ville Vesuviane in Naples for its gracious cooperation 1556 02:12:12,591 --> 02:12:14,707 A special thank you to the inhabitants of 1557 02:12:15,469 --> 02:12:17,585 the streets and neighborhoods of Naples 1558 02:12:18,305 --> 02:12:20,592 for their spontaneous and warm 1559 02:12:21,350 --> 02:12:23,387 cooperation, working in the spirit of 1560 02:12:24,395 --> 02:12:26,477 and great respect and sympathy for 1561 02:12:27,398 --> 02:12:29,639 a city of history and culture. 118076

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