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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,211 --> 00:00:03,140 DRE: The world is filled with famous power couples. 2 00:00:03,211 --> 00:00:06,937 You've got People magazine's Sexiest Man Alive John Legend 3 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:10,792 and real people's Sexiest Woman Alive Chrissy Teigen. 4 00:00:10,905 --> 00:00:14,360 Then, of course, there's former President and First Lady 5 00:00:14,438 --> 00:00:16,328 Barack and Michelle Obama. 6 00:00:16,368 --> 00:00:18,304 And future President and First Lady 7 00:00:18,382 --> 00:00:19,776 Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. 8 00:00:19,843 --> 00:00:21,439 You know he'd win if he ran. 9 00:00:21,531 --> 00:00:24,819 And who could forget Sherman Oaks' very own 10 00:00:24,882 --> 00:00:27,869 Andre and Rainbow Johnson? 11 00:00:27,937 --> 00:00:30,319 With me as Senior VP of Urban Marketing 12 00:00:30,389 --> 00:00:32,110 at a major advertising firm 13 00:00:32,139 --> 00:00:34,940 and Bow as the flyest, most beautiful doctor 14 00:00:35,025 --> 00:00:36,357 since Dr. Quinn, 15 00:00:36,426 --> 00:00:40,595 Dre and B were giving Jay & Bey a run for their money. 16 00:00:40,664 --> 00:00:41,663 RAINBOW: Uh-huh. 17 00:00:41,765 --> 00:00:43,464 Oh, right! 18 00:00:43,566 --> 00:00:44,832 Uh-huh. 19 00:00:44,901 --> 00:00:45,967 Right! 20 00:00:46,069 --> 00:00:47,268 Uh-huh! 21 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:48,736 - Uh-huh. - Hey! 22 00:00:48,805 --> 00:00:51,172 Who put my "Black Panther" mug in the dishwasher? 23 00:00:51,241 --> 00:00:52,407 This is hand-wash-only! 24 00:00:52,509 --> 00:00:54,609 Oh, my God! Thank you so much! 25 00:00:54,678 --> 00:00:57,011 Um, y... No, you have a good day. 26 00:00:57,080 --> 00:00:58,546 - Bye! - Bye! 27 00:00:58,615 --> 00:01:00,281 Bow, this is a collector's item. 28 00:01:00,383 --> 00:01:01,516 You can't get these anymore! 29 00:01:01,618 --> 00:01:02,550 - Dre! - What? 30 00:01:02,619 --> 00:01:04,285 That was Dr. Lester 31 00:01:04,354 --> 00:01:07,121 from the California Board of Medicine! 32 00:01:07,146 --> 00:01:08,150 So? 33 00:01:08,175 --> 00:01:10,391 [Grunts] Ahh! 34 00:01:10,460 --> 00:01:12,293 They want me on the board. 35 00:01:12,395 --> 00:01:13,394 - What? - [Mug shatters] 36 00:01:13,463 --> 00:01:17,031 My wife is better than all you suckers' wives! 37 00:01:17,133 --> 00:01:18,199 Hey, hey, man! 38 00:01:18,268 --> 00:01:19,901 What board is your wife on, huh? 39 00:01:19,969 --> 00:01:22,270 She probably in the house making them wack-ass candles! 40 00:01:22,338 --> 00:01:24,605 That's not even what the ocean smell like! 41 00:01:24,674 --> 00:01:27,542 [Laughs] My wife is on the board! 42 00:01:27,610 --> 00:01:28,876 T-That's it! Run! 43 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:30,211 You'll never catch my wife! 44 00:01:30,313 --> 00:01:32,080 She's so far ahead of you! 45 00:01:32,148 --> 00:01:33,448 [Laughs] 46 00:01:33,550 --> 00:01:36,384 When Tom Cruise acts a fool in public for his woman, 47 00:01:36,453 --> 00:01:37,585 it's crazy. 48 00:01:37,687 --> 00:01:41,622 When a Black man does it, it's love. 49 00:01:41,725 --> 00:01:44,625 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 50 00:01:44,728 --> 00:01:46,594 ♪ 51 00:01:46,696 --> 00:01:47,795 Whew! 52 00:01:47,897 --> 00:01:49,263 The Garretts thought they were flexin' 53 00:01:49,365 --> 00:01:51,132 when their daughter was on "16 and Pregnant," 54 00:01:51,234 --> 00:01:53,267 but, Bow, you are the one! 55 00:01:53,369 --> 00:01:54,368 - Me? - You the one! 56 00:01:54,471 --> 00:01:55,803 - Me. [Muffled scream] - Uh-huh! 57 00:01:55,905 --> 00:01:57,405 - [Chuckles] - Aw, Dre! 58 00:01:57,507 --> 00:02:02,210 No one is a bigger, more aggressive champion than you. 59 00:02:02,312 --> 00:02:05,680 You are the Clipper Darrell of my life. 60 00:02:06,716 --> 00:02:08,549 [Chanting] Let's go, Rainbow! 61 00:02:08,651 --> 00:02:10,218 [Grunting rhythmically] 62 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,086 - Let's go, Rai... - Whoa, whoa! Dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. 63 00:02:12,188 --> 00:02:14,655 Mom, does this mean that you own the hospital now? 64 00:02:14,758 --> 00:02:16,924 Or that you only do surgeries on celebrities? 65 00:02:17,026 --> 00:02:19,127 No, no. I just have more responsibility now. 66 00:02:19,229 --> 00:02:22,797 And I get to do great things not just for my hospital, 67 00:02:22,899 --> 00:02:24,966 - but also for the city. - Mm. 68 00:02:25,068 --> 00:02:26,367 And I'm ready for it, you guys. 69 00:02:26,469 --> 00:02:27,835 Because while other children 70 00:02:27,937 --> 00:02:29,771 were doing "Pretty Pretty Princess," 71 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:34,442 I was practicing finding veins on my teddy bear. 72 00:02:34,544 --> 00:02:35,843 - Mm-hmm! - Wow! 73 00:02:35,945 --> 00:02:38,012 You sound like a fun kid. 74 00:02:38,114 --> 00:02:39,380 Watch it, Ruby. 75 00:02:39,482 --> 00:02:41,415 I'll start lobbying against Medicare. 76 00:02:41,518 --> 00:02:43,251 - Oh, I'm scared. - [Chuckles] 77 00:02:43,353 --> 00:02:45,753 You know, I am proud of you, mom. 78 00:02:45,855 --> 00:02:48,189 - This marks phase two of your life plan, - [Refrigerator door opens] 79 00:02:48,291 --> 00:02:51,359 where you break away from the pack and join the elite. 80 00:02:51,461 --> 00:02:53,494 - Boom! - Which sets us up for phase three... 81 00:02:53,596 --> 00:02:55,663 you and me living "Grey Gardens"-style 82 00:02:55,765 --> 00:02:58,032 in a mansion built upon your legacy! 83 00:02:58,134 --> 00:02:59,300 What the hell is "Grey Gardens"? 84 00:02:59,402 --> 00:03:02,370 Sounds like a strip club that closes at 6:00. 85 00:03:02,472 --> 00:03:03,485 - No. - Y-You know what? 86 00:03:03,509 --> 00:03:05,274 Don't even worry about it, Bow. I got you. 87 00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:06,607 [Chanting] Let's go, Rainbow! 88 00:03:06,709 --> 00:03:08,109 [Clapping rhythmically] 89 00:03:08,211 --> 00:03:09,477 Okay, okay, what do we want for dinner, you guys? 90 00:03:09,579 --> 00:03:10,578 You guys want pizza? 91 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:12,013 - Pepperoni. Yes. Yes. - Pepperoni. Yes. 92 00:03:12,115 --> 00:03:13,948 - Pizza! - [Laughs] 93 00:03:14,050 --> 00:03:16,851 Two crazy old ladies who live in a broke-down mansion? 94 00:03:16,953 --> 00:03:18,753 What the hell is wrong with you? 95 00:03:18,855 --> 00:03:20,922 If I believed in therapy... 96 00:03:21,024 --> 00:03:21,856 Mm. 97 00:03:21,958 --> 00:03:23,858 Wow. Dre, board member. 98 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,393 That's... That's impressive. 99 00:03:25,495 --> 00:03:28,462 I mean, Connor and I, we... we've donated dozens of cadavers 100 00:03:28,565 --> 00:03:30,198 to the medical community over the years 101 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:31,265 and haven't been asked to join 102 00:03:31,367 --> 00:03:33,201 as much as an advisory committee. 103 00:03:33,303 --> 00:03:35,970 Well, don't feel sad, buddy. It doesn't happen for everyone. 104 00:03:36,072 --> 00:03:38,739 You know, maybe one day, you'll be on our level. 105 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:40,675 Well... not really your level. 106 00:03:40,777 --> 00:03:41,909 More like Bow's level. 107 00:03:42,011 --> 00:03:43,211 Bow's level? What are you talking about? 108 00:03:43,313 --> 00:03:44,579 [Chuckling] Dre, come on. 109 00:03:44,681 --> 00:03:47,648 She's a doctor on the board of a prestigious hospital, 110 00:03:47,750 --> 00:03:51,219 and you... well, you sell flavored mayonnaise to shut-ins. 111 00:03:51,321 --> 00:03:53,087 So it's not even a fair fight, Dre. 112 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:56,157 It's like a sumo wrestler versus a kid with tuberculosis. 113 00:03:56,259 --> 00:03:58,693 Which I have seen live. 114 00:03:58,795 --> 00:04:00,228 The kid won. 115 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:02,029 They shouldn't have allowed handguns. 116 00:04:02,131 --> 00:04:03,564 You know what? You guys are crazy. 117 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:04,932 We are equals. 118 00:04:05,034 --> 00:04:07,068 That's what makes us a power couple. 119 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:09,070 - STEVENS: [Laughs] - Ohh! 120 00:04:09,172 --> 00:04:11,405 - [Laughing] Power couple! - What? 121 00:04:11,507 --> 00:04:13,374 You're... Y-You're not a power couple. 122 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:14,775 But it's not a big deal, Dre. 123 00:04:14,878 --> 00:04:17,078 I mean, I'd love to be someone's beta husband. 124 00:04:17,180 --> 00:04:18,312 - Beta husband? - Oh, yeah. 125 00:04:18,414 --> 00:04:20,715 I love it when a woman takes control in the boardroom. 126 00:04:20,817 --> 00:04:21,883 And the bedroom. 127 00:04:21,985 --> 00:04:24,151 Especially in the bedroom because, uh... 128 00:04:24,254 --> 00:04:25,620 [Chuckling] whoo, boy. 129 00:04:25,722 --> 00:04:27,922 That whole thing can get real confusing. 130 00:04:28,024 --> 00:04:29,957 Look, Dre, if you can't handle being 131 00:04:30,059 --> 00:04:32,627 Mister-Doctor Rainbow Johnson... 132 00:04:32,652 --> 00:04:33,705 Eh... 133 00:04:33,730 --> 00:04:36,697 ...then Charlie Telphy will step in. 134 00:04:36,799 --> 00:04:38,421 I already got vanity plates. 135 00:04:38,492 --> 00:04:40,368 ♪ I don't got a heart, but... it, I'm paid ♪ 136 00:04:40,470 --> 00:04:42,169 ♪ Lil A beat a body, he fresh out the cage ♪ 137 00:04:42,272 --> 00:04:43,905 ♪ I'm still the same... from minimum wage ♪ 138 00:04:44,007 --> 00:04:45,673 ♪ They tryna keep up, so they stalkin' my page ♪ 139 00:04:45,775 --> 00:04:47,708 - ♪ They do what I say.. ♪ - [Tires squeal, engine revs] 140 00:04:47,810 --> 00:04:49,477 Dre, Charlie's right. 141 00:04:49,579 --> 00:04:51,612 It's time to get out of this relationship. 142 00:04:51,714 --> 00:04:53,147 You've given it the old college try. 143 00:04:53,249 --> 00:04:56,784 You've saddled her with five kids, but she just keeps going. 144 00:04:56,886 --> 00:04:58,486 And now she's eclipsing you. 145 00:04:58,588 --> 00:05:00,821 So, what? Pull the rip cord. 146 00:05:00,924 --> 00:05:03,424 You guys have got this all wrong. 147 00:05:03,526 --> 00:05:05,059 We are a team. 148 00:05:05,161 --> 00:05:06,060 Mm-hmm. A team. 149 00:05:06,162 --> 00:05:08,663 A team like Sonny and Cher. 150 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:10,798 Or the Queen of England 151 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:13,334 and that guy that's not the King of England. 152 00:05:13,436 --> 00:05:18,139 I'm not taking advice from three guys with no wives. 153 00:05:18,241 --> 00:05:20,875 What Bow and I have is special. 154 00:05:20,977 --> 00:05:25,012 All right, tonight's feature is "Troll 2." 155 00:05:25,114 --> 00:05:27,415 Just one more, and we'll be through the whole Trollogy. 156 00:05:27,517 --> 00:05:29,250 I hope this one's better than the last one. 157 00:05:29,352 --> 00:05:30,518 Well, they must get better, 158 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:32,720 or else Hollywood wouldn't have made three of them. 159 00:05:35,358 --> 00:05:37,959 [Suspenseful music plays] 160 00:05:38,061 --> 00:05:39,694 Oh, my God. 161 00:05:39,796 --> 00:05:40,728 What? 162 00:05:40,830 --> 00:05:42,830 No, it's cool. I can clear a path. 163 00:05:42,932 --> 00:05:43,898 Watch. 164 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:44,899 [Grunts] 165 00:05:45,001 --> 00:05:46,734 See that? Right? 166 00:05:46,836 --> 00:05:49,236 Or... maybe we just watch in Diane's room? 167 00:05:49,339 --> 00:05:50,771 Yeah, mine doesn't look like 168 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:53,908 the inside of Terrence Howard's brain. 169 00:05:53,977 --> 00:05:55,876 You know, I don't really remember 170 00:05:55,979 --> 00:05:57,511 what your room looks like, Diane, 171 00:05:57,580 --> 00:05:59,580 but if it's anything like you, 172 00:05:59,682 --> 00:06:01,682 I bet it's got to be impressive. 173 00:06:01,751 --> 00:06:03,918 Yes, it's my sanctuary. 174 00:06:03,987 --> 00:06:05,353 But don't be thirsty. 175 00:06:06,389 --> 00:06:07,688 [Door opens] 176 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,658 Ta-da! 177 00:06:10,760 --> 00:06:12,326 Wow, Diane. 178 00:06:12,395 --> 00:06:13,561 It's so... 179 00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:15,896 Cool? Charming? Cute? 180 00:06:15,965 --> 00:06:17,698 I was going to say Eh." 181 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:18,966 What's that? 182 00:06:19,068 --> 00:06:20,768 He said, "Eh." 183 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:23,938 I mean, I was expecting stolen artwork 184 00:06:24,040 --> 00:06:26,874 or a throne made of endangered tiger bones. 185 00:06:26,943 --> 00:06:29,110 This is so... not you. 186 00:06:29,212 --> 00:06:30,044 What? 187 00:06:30,113 --> 00:06:31,445 Did you see how many things 188 00:06:31,514 --> 00:06:33,614 are plugged into this one extension cord? 189 00:06:33,716 --> 00:06:34,615 I did. 190 00:06:34,684 --> 00:06:36,117 Let's just watch it in my room. 191 00:06:36,185 --> 00:06:38,486 Now that I Febrezed it, your eyes won't water. 192 00:06:43,126 --> 00:06:44,225 Ouch. 193 00:06:44,293 --> 00:06:47,061 Truth hurts, sis, but it needed to be said. 194 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,330 Says the guy who had Stone Cold Steve Austin sheets 195 00:06:49,432 --> 00:06:50,498 until he was 16. 196 00:06:50,566 --> 00:06:53,401 Look, your room clearly needs a facelift, 197 00:06:53,469 --> 00:06:55,069 and I wanted to start design work 198 00:06:55,171 --> 00:06:57,705 to enhance my Stevens & Lido portfolio. 199 00:06:57,807 --> 00:07:00,641 Maybe if you could can the sass, we could work together. 200 00:07:02,700 --> 00:07:03,711 Fine. 201 00:07:03,813 --> 00:07:05,346 I'll prepare the mood boards. 202 00:07:05,448 --> 00:07:07,715 ♪ 203 00:07:07,817 --> 00:07:10,851 Those clowns at Stevens & Lido didn't know anything 204 00:07:10,953 --> 00:07:13,554 about what makes a marriage of equals work. 205 00:07:13,656 --> 00:07:16,157 Fortunately, I didn't have that problem. 206 00:07:16,225 --> 00:07:18,125 Flower delivery for the sexiest member 207 00:07:18,227 --> 00:07:20,027 of the California Board of Medicine. 208 00:07:20,129 --> 00:07:21,262 Ohh, I don't know. I beg to differ. 209 00:07:21,330 --> 00:07:23,764 Have you seen Dr. Feldstein without his glasses? 210 00:07:23,866 --> 00:07:26,700 Oh, boy, if he gets contacts, mm, watch out. 211 00:07:26,803 --> 00:07:28,402 Dre, look what came in the mail. 212 00:07:28,504 --> 00:07:30,971 - What's that? - This is an invitation 213 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:34,542 to the Board's annual Fundraising Gala, 214 00:07:34,610 --> 00:07:36,877 the biggest event of the year. 215 00:07:36,946 --> 00:07:39,313 We've officially arrived. 216 00:07:39,415 --> 00:07:40,514 Let me see that, baby. 217 00:07:40,616 --> 00:07:41,832 Move! Let me see that, baby. 218 00:07:41,887 --> 00:07:43,184 Oh, I'm sorry. Board Member Baby. 219 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:44,449 - Thank you so much. - Mm. 220 00:07:44,504 --> 00:07:46,629 I got some people on Instagram that I want to stunt on. 221 00:07:46,653 --> 00:07:47,495 Really? 222 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,391 And we were ready to take our victory lap together, 223 00:07:50,460 --> 00:07:52,893 as Dr. Rainbow Johnson and... 224 00:07:52,995 --> 00:07:54,195 guest?! 225 00:07:54,297 --> 00:07:56,397 Guest? 226 00:07:56,499 --> 00:07:58,165 Oh, man! 227 00:07:58,267 --> 00:08:00,835 Looks like you stunted on yourself. 228 00:08:00,937 --> 00:08:02,403 Oh, my God! 229 00:08:02,505 --> 00:08:04,672 We weren't Jay-Z and Beyoncé. 230 00:08:04,774 --> 00:08:06,841 We were Sonny and Cher! 231 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,976 [Theme music plays] 232 00:08:09,078 --> 00:08:12,583 ANNOUNCER: It's "The Dre and Bow Comedy Hour," 233 00:08:12,653 --> 00:08:14,841 starring Bow! 234 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:16,750 [Cheers and applause] 235 00:08:16,853 --> 00:08:18,061 What? 236 00:08:18,765 --> 00:08:21,108 Why does it say "and guest," Bow? 237 00:08:21,187 --> 00:08:23,655 My name is Andre Johnson, 238 00:08:23,726 --> 00:08:25,359 and I am not some piece of meat 239 00:08:25,428 --> 00:08:27,995 that you can just trot out to impress your friends. 240 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:29,585 What are you talking about? 241 00:08:29,653 --> 00:08:32,082 - It says "and guest" on the invitation. - Yeah, I see it. 242 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:33,605 Is that what it's gonna say on my name tag? 243 00:08:33,676 --> 00:08:34,656 It's a gala. 244 00:08:34,725 --> 00:08:36,457 They're not gonna have me put a sticker on my gown. 245 00:08:36,512 --> 00:08:37,711 Could be a pin. 246 00:08:37,780 --> 00:08:40,013 This is nothing for you to be upset about. 247 00:08:40,082 --> 00:08:42,482 I was the last person invited, Dre. 248 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:44,640 The event planners just don't have your name. 249 00:08:44,742 --> 00:08:45,841 It's no big deal. 250 00:08:45,910 --> 00:08:47,243 Seriously, no big deal. 251 00:08:48,212 --> 00:08:49,812 That's what it is. 252 00:08:49,914 --> 00:08:51,747 Everything is their fault! 253 00:08:51,849 --> 00:08:53,749 'Cause I am still great. 254 00:08:53,851 --> 00:08:54,926 - [Laughs] - Yes, you are, Dre. 255 00:08:54,981 --> 00:08:56,852 - [Refrigerator door opens] - And that is why I am so happy 256 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:58,220 that you are gonna be there with me, 257 00:08:58,289 --> 00:08:59,822 because I wouldn't be there if it weren't for you. 258 00:08:59,924 --> 00:09:01,557 - No, you wouldn't. - Mnh-mnh. 259 00:09:01,626 --> 00:09:03,892 - Because we are a team. - [Whispering] Yes, we are. 260 00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:06,095 And speaking of teamwork, let's go in on this dinner. 261 00:09:06,197 --> 00:09:07,263 [Normal voice] Ooh. Sorry. 262 00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:09,365 Got to hop on a conference call for the board. 263 00:09:09,433 --> 00:09:11,367 Speaking of which, Thursday nights are our meetings, 264 00:09:11,402 --> 00:09:13,269 so I'm gonna need you to pick up Jack from robotics. 265 00:09:13,294 --> 00:09:14,347 Don't even worry about it. 266 00:09:14,372 --> 00:09:15,571 Because we are a power couple, 267 00:09:15,673 --> 00:09:17,642 - and this is what power couples do. - Yeah. 268 00:09:17,704 --> 00:09:20,509 So, we are gonna turn this gala into Lob City. 269 00:09:20,611 --> 00:09:21,810 Bam! 270 00:09:21,879 --> 00:09:24,947 ♪ Hold up, they don't love you like I love you ♪ 271 00:09:25,016 --> 00:09:27,650 ♪ Slow down, they don't love you like I love you ♪ 272 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:30,552 ♪ Back up, they don't love you like I love you ♪ 273 00:09:30,621 --> 00:09:31,820 ♪ Step down ♪ 274 00:09:31,889 --> 00:09:33,522 After you, my queen. 275 00:09:33,591 --> 00:09:35,324 - Rainbow Johnson. - Yeah. 276 00:09:35,426 --> 00:09:36,659 I'm with her. 277 00:09:38,529 --> 00:09:41,063 Uh, I am here for whatever you need, okay? 278 00:09:41,165 --> 00:09:43,299 If you need me to be your body man 279 00:09:43,401 --> 00:09:44,667 to remember somebody's name, 280 00:09:44,769 --> 00:09:46,101 - I'm your guy. - [Laughs] 281 00:09:46,203 --> 00:09:47,303 All right. Oh, oh, oh. 282 00:09:47,371 --> 00:09:49,938 Don't look now, but one of the actors from "Mad Men" 283 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,273 - [Gasps] - is coming over. 284 00:09:51,342 --> 00:09:53,509 Mm-hmm. Right there. 285 00:09:54,478 --> 00:09:55,844 [Whispering] That's Mayor Garcetti. 286 00:09:55,946 --> 00:09:57,246 Oh, he looks taller in person. 287 00:09:57,348 --> 00:09:58,681 - Dr. Johnson. - [Normal voice] Hi! Hey! 288 00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:01,283 We are so glad to finally get you on the board. 289 00:10:01,352 --> 00:10:02,451 Oh, goodness. 290 00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:03,986 Mayor Garcetti, this is my husband. This is Dre. 291 00:10:04,055 --> 00:10:05,454 - Oh, nice to meet you, Jay. - It's actually... actually... 292 00:10:05,523 --> 00:10:07,089 So, Dr. Johnson, let me introduce you 293 00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,957 to one of the platinum donors to the board. 294 00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,759 Uh, this is Mr. Campbell. Brent Campbell. 295 00:10:10,828 --> 00:10:12,361 - How are you? - He's with the Dodgers. 296 00:10:12,430 --> 00:10:13,595 - Oh, wonderful. - Oh! 297 00:10:13,664 --> 00:10:15,364 You know, we should get you to a game sometime. 298 00:10:15,433 --> 00:10:16,865 - Yeah, we'd love to go. - How are your moves? 299 00:10:16,934 --> 00:10:18,500 - Oh, well... - We might get on the Dance Cam. 300 00:10:18,569 --> 00:10:19,935 - [Chuckles] - I can floss, you know. 301 00:10:20,004 --> 00:10:21,070 - Oh, my goodness! Look at you! - Uh-huh. 302 00:10:21,172 --> 00:10:23,005 - I cannot do that. - [Chuckles] 303 00:10:23,107 --> 00:10:24,173 So, Jay, tell me, 304 00:10:24,241 --> 00:10:25,741 are you in the medical profession, as well? 305 00:10:25,843 --> 00:10:27,576 No, I'm actually a Senior Vice President 306 00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:29,178 at one of the top advertising firms 307 00:10:29,246 --> 00:10:30,512 - here in Southern California. - Yeah. 308 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:31,747 Oh. 309 00:10:31,816 --> 00:10:33,749 Well, I... guess we need those, too. 310 00:10:33,818 --> 00:10:35,064 - Nice meeting you. - Uh, yeah. 311 00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:36,885 - Okay. Good to see you. - [Laughs] Good to see you. 312 00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:37,953 - CAMPBELL: Goodbye. - Bye! 313 00:10:38,022 --> 00:10:39,388 You know, we don't only sell product. 314 00:10:39,490 --> 00:10:40,622 Uh, you know, we've been awarded 315 00:10:40,691 --> 00:10:43,192 for our advocacy work, as well, in the community. 316 00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:45,461 - There she is, the woman of the hour! - Oh! Hi! 317 00:10:45,563 --> 00:10:47,329 Hey, Dr. Chubb. How are ya? 318 00:10:47,398 --> 00:10:49,531 Please, you're on the board now. Call me Reginald. 319 00:10:49,600 --> 00:10:50,899 Oh! Okay. Reggie. 320 00:10:50,968 --> 00:10:52,101 - Uh, Reginald. - [Chuckles] 321 00:10:52,169 --> 00:10:53,802 Oh, God, Dr. Chubb, seriously. 322 00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:55,371 It's so much better for me. 323 00:10:55,439 --> 00:10:58,140 You know, I hate to talk business at a fancy party, 324 00:10:58,209 --> 00:10:59,775 but since I've got you all here, 325 00:10:59,844 --> 00:11:02,010 do you care if we discuss one board matter? 326 00:11:02,113 --> 00:11:03,278 Not at all! 327 00:11:03,381 --> 00:11:04,446 What's on your mind? 328 00:11:04,548 --> 00:11:06,949 - Yeah... Oh. Well... Oh. - What? 329 00:11:07,017 --> 00:11:08,684 Sweetheart, you don't want to stand around 330 00:11:08,786 --> 00:11:10,853 while we talk all this boring board stuff. 331 00:11:10,921 --> 00:11:12,688 - You mind getting me a drink? - Sure. I'll grab you something. 332 00:11:12,790 --> 00:11:14,022 - Thanks, sweetheart. - All right. 333 00:11:14,091 --> 00:11:15,090 So, what's up? 334 00:11:15,192 --> 00:11:17,826 [Chatter] 335 00:11:20,598 --> 00:11:23,098 [Chatter continues] 336 00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:26,101 I think you're really gonna love what I've drawn up for you. 337 00:11:26,170 --> 00:11:27,403 Mm. It better be good. 338 00:11:27,471 --> 00:11:29,371 I can't get clowned by Mason again. 339 00:11:29,473 --> 00:11:32,241 Okay, so, when you think "Diane's room," 340 00:11:32,309 --> 00:11:35,144 you think dark, yet sophisticated. 341 00:11:35,246 --> 00:11:36,912 Imagine if the clown from "It" 342 00:11:36,981 --> 00:11:40,949 lived under a mid-century modern paradise. 343 00:11:41,051 --> 00:11:43,185 I call this... 344 00:11:43,287 --> 00:11:45,888 The Haunted Existence. 345 00:11:45,990 --> 00:11:47,022 Mm. 346 00:11:48,793 --> 00:11:50,125 - Mm. - Wow. 347 00:11:50,227 --> 00:11:51,260 This is a miss. 348 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:52,461 Mm. 349 00:11:52,563 --> 00:11:54,797 Okay. Uh, uh... 350 00:11:54,899 --> 00:11:57,299 What about option number two? 351 00:11:57,401 --> 00:11:59,001 I call this one... 352 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:03,105 [Foreign accent] Cleopatra's Lair-r-r. 353 00:12:03,207 --> 00:12:05,007 Should've called it Cleopatra's Miss. 354 00:12:05,109 --> 00:12:06,308 [Laughs] 355 00:12:06,377 --> 00:12:10,045 Okay, Jack, thank you for the constructive criticism, 356 00:12:10,147 --> 00:12:13,248 but what really matters is what Diane thinks. 357 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:14,783 Mm... 358 00:12:14,885 --> 00:12:16,151 I agree. 359 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,386 This is trash. 360 00:12:17,455 --> 00:12:19,388 - Mm. - Mnh. 361 00:12:19,490 --> 00:12:22,224 You know what? Let's forget the design work. 362 00:12:22,326 --> 00:12:24,460 Let's just get loose with it. Huh? 363 00:12:24,528 --> 00:12:25,761 Like jazz! 364 00:12:25,863 --> 00:12:27,129 [Snapping fingers] 365 00:12:27,231 --> 00:12:29,031 I call this "design scat." 366 00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:30,899 You just say whatever comes to your mind. 367 00:12:30,968 --> 00:12:32,000 - Okay. - Okay. 368 00:12:32,102 --> 00:12:34,102 "Arabian Nights." 369 00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:36,405 Diane in Space. 370 00:12:36,474 --> 00:12:38,207 - Mnh-mnh. - Old Hollywood! 371 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,176 "Man in the High Castle"! 372 00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:42,411 Anything hitting? 373 00:12:43,814 --> 00:12:45,047 You need me to say it? 374 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:48,083 Look, I'm gonna have to do this on my own. 375 00:12:48,152 --> 00:12:49,551 I don't need these streets saying 376 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,521 that Diane Johnson's room is "Eh." 377 00:12:52,623 --> 00:12:53,956 - But... - [Sighs] 378 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:55,357 But I have swatches! 379 00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:56,525 It's okay, Junior. 380 00:12:56,594 --> 00:12:58,861 [Sighs] It's her fault for believing in you. 381 00:12:58,963 --> 00:12:59,995 Mm. 382 00:13:01,131 --> 00:13:03,065 [Indistinct conversations] 383 00:13:03,167 --> 00:13:05,534 Man, we're never gonna make it out of this line. 384 00:13:05,603 --> 00:13:07,469 Hey, you think if I tell them my wife's a board member, 385 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:08,770 they'll let me cut? 386 00:13:08,839 --> 00:13:11,373 [Scoffs] Everyone here is married to someone on the board. 387 00:13:11,475 --> 00:13:13,542 Welcome to life as a plus-one, brother. 388 00:13:13,644 --> 00:13:14,810 You've been benched. 389 00:13:14,912 --> 00:13:16,778 Ha! Benched? 390 00:13:16,881 --> 00:13:19,581 Man, you trippin'. I'm in a $9,000 suit. 391 00:13:20,518 --> 00:13:21,583 I'm a starter. 392 00:13:21,685 --> 00:13:23,485 Look. 393 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,287 I used to think just like you. 394 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,389 But the truth is, we're just drink-fetching, 395 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,559 polite-chuckling, purse-holding arm candy. 396 00:13:30,628 --> 00:13:33,428 If you're smart, you'll bring your own purse hook. 397 00:13:33,497 --> 00:13:35,197 They don't always have them at the table. 398 00:13:35,266 --> 00:13:38,797 ♪ 399 00:13:38,836 --> 00:13:40,836 You did that? Oh, my God! 400 00:13:40,938 --> 00:13:42,037 - I keep... Oh! - Uh, excuse me. 401 00:13:42,139 --> 00:13:43,972 Uh, may I steal my lovely wife for a minute? 402 00:13:44,041 --> 00:13:45,407 - Oh. - Please? 403 00:13:45,509 --> 00:13:47,175 - Yes, of course. I'll be right back. - Okay. Thank you. 404 00:13:47,278 --> 00:13:48,977 - Oh, my God, Dre. - Mm-hmm. 405 00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,914 Holy moly, this is going way better than I thought. 406 00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,015 Yeah. 407 00:13:53,083 --> 00:13:54,683 These people are acting like I'm one of them. 408 00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:56,585 Kamala Harris and I are gonna talk politics 409 00:13:56,687 --> 00:13:58,754 over aged Scotch, Dre. 410 00:13:58,822 --> 00:13:59,821 Aged! 411 00:13:59,924 --> 00:14:01,123 - Bow, you don't even like Scotch. - What? 412 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,824 Who cares? It's Kamala Harris. 413 00:14:02,893 --> 00:14:04,107 I am rocking this room. 414 00:14:04,132 --> 00:14:06,562 Yes, you are, because we are superstars. 415 00:14:06,587 --> 00:14:07,614 Yes, we are. 416 00:14:07,693 --> 00:14:11,166 And I say let's take this rocking to a more private room. 417 00:14:11,235 --> 00:14:13,456 - Oh. - Maybe, like, the Four Seasons? 418 00:14:13,481 --> 00:14:14,413 [Gasps] 419 00:14:14,438 --> 00:14:16,305 And we can celebrate your all-star status. 420 00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:18,807 Oh, my God. We are definitely doing that. 421 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,475 As soon as this wraps up, 422 00:14:20,544 --> 00:14:23,745 we are going directly to the hotel. 423 00:14:23,814 --> 00:14:25,480 - Directly. - Mnh-mnh. I can't wait that long, babe. 424 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:27,321 - What do you mean? - Mnh-mnh. I can't wait that long. 425 00:14:27,349 --> 00:14:28,327 - No. - Don't do... No. 426 00:14:28,352 --> 00:14:30,052 - No. - Oh, my God, I love it... 427 00:14:30,154 --> 00:14:31,643 These shoulders are gonna take you right now. 428 00:14:31,668 --> 00:14:32,571 [Chuckles] Stop, Dre. 429 00:14:32,596 --> 00:14:33,784 - Come on. Come on, look at this, girl. - You know I love that. 430 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:34,856 - I'm getting my Teddy Pendergrass on. - You... No. You are not... No. 431 00:14:34,925 --> 00:14:36,224 I'mma turn off the lights! 432 00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:38,093 You know how much I love that shoulder roll. 433 00:14:38,162 --> 00:14:39,928 But this gala is not done yet. 434 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,263 It's still going. 435 00:14:41,332 --> 00:14:42,965 Your work here is done. 436 00:14:43,067 --> 00:14:44,299 Let's bounce. 437 00:14:44,401 --> 00:14:45,934 - I can't. - I... 438 00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:49,538 This is my first event as a member of the board. 439 00:14:49,607 --> 00:14:51,106 I know you're not about to let these shoulders go out 440 00:14:51,208 --> 00:14:53,474 - in the cold by themselves. - Don't do it. I'm ignoring you. 441 00:14:53,499 --> 00:14:54,552 - Look at that. - Nope. 442 00:14:54,576 --> 00:14:56,431 - Lookit, I'm getting taller. - Stop trying to lure me with sex. 443 00:14:56,456 --> 00:14:58,044 - I'm getting taller. - Stop it. 444 00:14:58,749 --> 00:15:00,349 Dre, I have to stay here. 445 00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,117 You know how important this is to me. 446 00:15:02,219 --> 00:15:03,852 I just want to have some fun with my wife. 447 00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:04,928 Dre. 448 00:15:04,953 --> 00:15:06,722 I am staying. 449 00:15:06,824 --> 00:15:08,690 You can go if you need to. 450 00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:09,858 Seriously. 451 00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:11,693 I get it. 452 00:15:11,795 --> 00:15:13,595 I got this. 453 00:15:13,697 --> 00:15:16,231 I can do this alone. 454 00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:17,532 Okay? 455 00:15:19,436 --> 00:15:22,104 I thought Bow and I were Lob City. 456 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:25,625 So why did I feel like I just got cut from the team? 457 00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:34,449 ♪ 458 00:15:35,982 --> 00:15:37,083 [Door slams] 459 00:15:37,151 --> 00:15:39,060 Hey, baby, you're home early. 460 00:15:39,131 --> 00:15:41,896 Mama, I bought that for Bow to celebrate. 461 00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:45,149 Oh. Well... I didn't know. 462 00:15:46,645 --> 00:15:48,879 [Chuckles] Where is Rainbow? 463 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,948 Or did you finally come to your senses? 464 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,282 [Groans] She's still at the gala 465 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,418 with her bougie-ass Illuminati friends. 466 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,786 What happened, baby? 467 00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,055 I tried to be the best teammate for Bow that I could, 468 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,024 but they didn't want to listen to me. 469 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,692 It's like they didn't care where I was coming from, 470 00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:04,928 like they were only concerned about what she had to say. 471 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:06,930 Now, you listen to me. 472 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,732 And listen good. 473 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,535 I would never say this if she were around, 474 00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,938 and I know it's gonna be difficult for you to hear, 475 00:16:15,007 --> 00:16:17,341 but Rainbow [Chuckles] 476 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:18,742 is a star. 477 00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,145 I know she's a star. That's why we work. 478 00:16:21,213 --> 00:16:23,147 - We're both stars. - Yes. 479 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,683 But Rainbow is shining brighter than you right now. 480 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:29,787 You can't get your nose all bent out of shape 481 00:16:29,855 --> 00:16:32,256 just because she's getting more attention than you. 482 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,459 Mama, I'm not some insecure guy who needs a lot of attention. 483 00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:36,994 All right? Recognition, maybe. 484 00:16:37,096 --> 00:16:39,530 Praise, sure. Admiration, yeah. 485 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:41,865 It's not your turn right now. 486 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:46,003 Your wife is having a moment, and you have to deal with it. 487 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:48,639 You should be happy for her, Dre. 488 00:16:48,707 --> 00:16:51,708 I know I'm supposed to be, Mama, and I am. 489 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,445 But tonight, it just seems like I wasn't on her level. 490 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,447 Because you're not. 491 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,916 ♪ 492 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,851 Are you sure you want to watch "Troll 3" 493 00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:01,885 in your room, Diane? 494 00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:03,921 You know, after your criticisms, 495 00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:07,758 I sat down and re-evaluated what I want my room to say about me. 496 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,427 And I think I came up with just the right thing. 497 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:19,570 Nothing's changed. 498 00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:20,704 That's right. 499 00:17:20,773 --> 00:17:22,873 Nothing's changed, chump. 500 00:17:22,942 --> 00:17:24,908 Over here, you'll see the same bed. 501 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,910 Over here, you'll see the same paint job. 502 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:28,512 And over there, you'll see the same door 503 00:17:28,614 --> 00:17:30,280 any of you can walk out of if you don't like it. 504 00:17:30,349 --> 00:17:31,548 [Scoffs] 505 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:34,918 I think I speak for everyone when I say this is a miss. 506 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:35,986 No, it's not. 507 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,121 It's the same room, 508 00:17:37,189 --> 00:17:39,623 but you've brought an edgy new attitude, Diane. 509 00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:42,893 But we didn't do shiplap or a feature wall! 510 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:47,197 There's not a single piece of reclaimed barn wood in here! 511 00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:48,632 I think it's perfect. 512 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,701 - [Scoffs] - Totally you. 513 00:17:50,769 --> 00:17:52,436 I'm sorry about what I said. 514 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:55,372 I'd love to watch "Troll 3" in here, if I'm still invited. 515 00:17:58,110 --> 00:17:59,376 I guess that'd be okay. 516 00:17:59,478 --> 00:18:00,511 Great. 517 00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,946 Come on, Jack. Let's go get some popcorn. 518 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,452 Ooh! 519 00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,420 I see what's going on here. 520 00:18:10,489 --> 00:18:11,588 You and Mason... 521 00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,390 Shut up, Longhead. There's nothing going on here. 522 00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:15,058 Okay, don't insult me. 523 00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:17,227 I know romantic tension when I feel it. 524 00:18:17,296 --> 00:18:19,029 I watch "Property Brothers." 525 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,998 ♪ 526 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,400 When I walked back into that gala, 527 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,269 I knew what I had to do. 528 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:28,205 I finally realized I was just as happy 529 00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:32,476 being Gabrielle Union as I was being Dwyane Wade. 530 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,211 Some of these proctologists, 531 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:37,347 they drink like they are trying to forget some things. 532 00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,549 - You know what I mean? - [Laughter] 533 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:39,583 [Clears throat] Excuse me. 534 00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:40,717 - Hey. Hi. - Hi. 535 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,453 I, uh... I need to apologize to my wife 536 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,322 for me being in my feelings earlier. 537 00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:46,757 Oh. [Scoffs] 538 00:18:46,825 --> 00:18:48,525 I-I'll be right back. 539 00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:50,394 - Dre. - Yes? 540 00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:54,164 Baby, I'm so sorry I tried to get you to leave earlier. 541 00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:57,100 All right? I guess I just let my ego get the best of me. 542 00:18:57,203 --> 00:18:58,902 And... 543 00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,837 I should have never left you on your big night. 544 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:01,805 Mm. 545 00:19:01,907 --> 00:19:05,075 Thank you for the apology, Dre. 546 00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:06,877 But what happened? 547 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:09,580 I'm so proud of you becoming a board member 548 00:19:09,648 --> 00:19:10,948 and all of your accomplishments. 549 00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:13,483 But seeing you kill it with these VIPs 550 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,986 all night by yourself... 551 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,621 made me feel like you didn't need me. 552 00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,189 Oh, babe. 553 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,458 - I don't need you. - What's that? 554 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,660 I choose you. 555 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:26,396 I love you, Dre. 556 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,998 So much. 557 00:19:28,067 --> 00:19:30,367 And my life is so much more fulfilling 558 00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,136 because you are by my side. 559 00:19:33,239 --> 00:19:36,607 And that's the way I want it to be forever... 560 00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,543 us right by each other's sides. 561 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,447 I wouldn't have it any other way. 562 00:19:43,549 --> 00:19:45,015 Dr. Johnson! 563 00:19:45,084 --> 00:19:47,918 Baker wants to hear your Peruvian Heimlich story. 564 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,453 Of course! 565 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:50,520 Oh, my goodness. 566 00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:51,955 Oh! 567 00:19:52,057 --> 00:19:55,792 So, I set my pride aside and let my lady do her thing. 568 00:19:55,894 --> 00:19:58,829 Hey, if she could carry five kids for me, 569 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,865 I could carry a purse for her. 570 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,800 Damn, this thing looks small. 571 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,048 But it's got a real ass on it. 572 00:20:06,112 --> 00:20:08,173 ♪ 573 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,406 Knock-knock. 574 00:20:11,431 --> 00:20:12,864 I hope I'm not disturbing you. 575 00:20:12,966 --> 00:20:15,431 Oh, uh... not at all. Just doing algebra homework. 576 00:20:15,509 --> 00:20:16,649 Like I'm ever gonna need that. 577 00:20:16,728 --> 00:20:19,337 I have a little surprise for you. 578 00:20:19,439 --> 00:20:22,273 I thought this one could replace Zoey's old one. 579 00:20:22,375 --> 00:20:24,408 You're way more of a "Bye" kind of woman. 580 00:20:24,511 --> 00:20:25,476 Aw. 581 00:20:25,578 --> 00:20:27,712 Thank you, Mason. 582 00:20:27,814 --> 00:20:28,980 [Chuckles] 583 00:20:29,082 --> 00:20:34,418 ♪♪ 584 00:20:34,521 --> 00:20:36,420 Whoa! What's going on here? 585 00:20:36,523 --> 00:20:37,955 I don't want this! 586 00:20:38,057 --> 00:20:38,956 [Scoffs] 587 00:20:39,058 --> 00:20:40,091 Stupid. 588 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,226 Hmm. Whatever. 589 00:20:42,328 --> 00:20:45,229 Come on, Mason. Let's play "Smash Bros." in my room. 590 00:20:48,368 --> 00:20:49,400 Hey, Mason. 591 00:20:50,370 --> 00:20:51,502 Leave the sign. 592 00:20:51,604 --> 00:20:55,439 ♪♪ 593 00:20:55,542 --> 00:20:57,132 It could be our secret. 594 00:20:57,177 --> 00:21:00,678 ♪♪ 595 00:21:00,748 --> 00:21:05,748 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.addic7ed.com 42846

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