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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,102 --> 00:00:02,523 Previously on Young Sheldon... 2 00:00:02,525 --> 00:00:05,717 Well, we've covered football and grandkids... 3 00:00:05,719 --> 00:00:07,953 Maybe we've run out of stuff to talk about. 4 00:00:07,955 --> 00:00:09,654 We forgot about your ex-husband. 5 00:00:09,656 --> 00:00:12,216 (LAUGHS) The one you're dating. 6 00:00:12,218 --> 00:00:15,227 Well, I know not to piss him off during a hailstorm. 7 00:00:15,229 --> 00:00:17,162 Well, did he tell you that I was naked 8 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:18,296 when he locked me out? 9 00:00:18,298 --> 00:00:19,998 (LAUGHING): What were you doing naked 10 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,167 with a golf club in a hailstorm? 11 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:25,036 Ah, you know, it was the '70s. 12 00:00:25,038 --> 00:00:27,639 I was just calling to let you know I read your paper. 13 00:00:27,641 --> 00:00:29,708 The masses for your neutrinos are impossible. 14 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:33,845 I completely rewrote the whole thing from scratch. 15 00:00:33,847 --> 00:00:36,538 I know credits are usually listed alphabetically, 16 00:00:36,540 --> 00:00:38,984 but I'm completely fine with my name going second. 17 00:00:38,986 --> 00:00:41,786 I'm not putting your name on it in any way. 18 00:00:41,788 --> 00:00:44,823 - Grant Linkletter. - Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work 19 00:00:44,825 --> 00:00:46,958 and is using it in his own paper. 20 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:50,028 How dare you accuse me of plagiarism! 21 00:00:50,030 --> 00:00:52,240 I don't want to see you in my class anymore. 22 00:00:52,242 --> 00:00:53,909 (DIAL TONE DRONES) 23 00:00:55,736 --> 00:00:57,970 MARY: I see, Dr. Sturgis. 24 00:00:59,573 --> 00:01:02,641 Yes, that is unforgivable behavior. 25 00:01:02,643 --> 00:01:05,277 Okay. Bye. 26 00:01:05,279 --> 00:01:06,493 Did he apologize? 27 00:01:06,495 --> 00:01:08,801 No. He is very upset with you. 28 00:01:08,803 --> 00:01:10,448 Well, I'm upset with him. 29 00:01:10,450 --> 00:01:12,552 That doesn't excuse you from trying 30 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:15,186 to get him in trouble by calling Dr. Linkletter. 31 00:01:15,188 --> 00:01:17,188 Who else was I supposed to tattle to? 32 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:19,324 I doubt his mother's still alive. 33 00:01:19,326 --> 00:01:21,638 Sheldon, I understand why you're upset, 34 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,195 but you still owe him an apology. 35 00:01:24,197 --> 00:01:26,097 Then you don't understand. 36 00:01:26,099 --> 00:01:29,124 Well, for now, it sounds like you two 37 00:01:29,126 --> 00:01:30,702 could use a little quiet time. 38 00:01:30,704 --> 00:01:33,462 Fine. I'll switch over to Dr. Linkletter's class. 39 00:01:33,464 --> 00:01:34,990 He's a foot taller than Sturgis 40 00:01:34,992 --> 00:01:36,644 and can reach more of the chalkboard. 41 00:01:36,646 --> 00:01:38,810 What I meant was... 42 00:01:38,812 --> 00:01:42,280 maybe it's time to take a break from your college classes. 43 00:01:42,282 --> 00:01:44,649 What? Why? I've gotten straight As. 44 00:01:44,651 --> 00:01:46,918 I know you're smart enough for college. 45 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,155 I'm just not sure you're mature enough. 46 00:01:50,157 --> 00:01:52,891 Well, it appears you've backed me into a corner. 47 00:01:52,893 --> 00:01:54,732 I would throw a tantrum right now, 48 00:01:54,734 --> 00:01:58,029 but that would just prove your point. 49 00:01:58,031 --> 00:01:59,331 Where are you going? 50 00:01:59,333 --> 00:02:01,196 To play with my trains. 51 00:02:01,198 --> 00:02:05,001 Which may sound immature, but it's a hobby many old men enjoy. 52 00:02:05,906 --> 00:02:09,074 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 53 00:02:09,076 --> 00:02:12,210 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 54 00:02:12,212 --> 00:02:14,412 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 55 00:02:14,414 --> 00:02:17,415 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 56 00:02:17,417 --> 00:02:21,509 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ 57 00:02:21,511 --> 00:02:24,122 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 58 00:02:24,124 --> 00:02:26,392 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 59 00:02:28,228 --> 00:02:29,694 (LAUGHING) 60 00:02:29,696 --> 00:02:31,896 I'm the only cheerleader you should be looking at. 61 00:02:31,898 --> 00:02:34,699 Oh. Hi. Oh, I was trying to find you. 62 00:02:34,701 --> 00:02:37,258 - Just wanted to wish you a good game. - Thank you. 63 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:39,193 - I'm gonna be cheering for you. - Great. 64 00:02:39,195 --> 00:02:41,172 Unless I catch you looking at someone else. 65 00:02:41,174 --> 00:02:42,474 Then you'll regret it. 66 00:02:42,476 --> 00:02:43,842 (CHUCKLES) 67 00:02:43,844 --> 00:02:45,845 I'm not kidding. 68 00:02:47,814 --> 00:02:48,980 Hi, George. 69 00:02:48,982 --> 00:02:51,149 Oh, hey, Ms. Hutchins. 70 00:02:51,151 --> 00:02:53,785 I don't think I've ever seen you at a game before. 71 00:02:53,787 --> 00:02:56,586 Well, uh, it's Friday, and I promised my therapist 72 00:02:56,588 --> 00:02:59,547 - I'd try one new thing a week. - And you picked football. 73 00:02:59,549 --> 00:03:00,592 Good for you. 74 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:02,894 I don't suppose Sheldon's here? 75 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:05,864 Nah, he doesn't much care for outdoor sports. 76 00:03:05,866 --> 00:03:07,399 Or sports. 77 00:03:07,401 --> 00:03:09,034 Or the outdoors. 78 00:03:09,036 --> 00:03:11,469 I was hoping I'd have someone to sit with. 79 00:03:11,471 --> 00:03:13,505 - Ah, sorry. - That's okay. 80 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:16,708 It was my fault for letting myself feel hope. 81 00:03:16,710 --> 00:03:19,577 You're welcome to watch from the sidelines. 82 00:03:19,579 --> 00:03:22,832 Thanks. Watching life go by from the sidelines 83 00:03:22,834 --> 00:03:24,939 is kind of my thing. 84 00:03:24,941 --> 00:03:26,776 Hey, heads up! 85 00:03:28,655 --> 00:03:30,855 - (WHISTLES BLOW) - (EXCLAIMING) 86 00:03:30,857 --> 00:03:33,191 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 87 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:34,626 I don't think so. 88 00:03:34,628 --> 00:03:36,161 Call an ambulance. 89 00:03:36,163 --> 00:03:37,696 Don't worry, 90 00:03:37,698 --> 00:03:39,030 we're gonna get you taken care of. 91 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:43,135 If I die, tell my therapist I hate him. 92 00:03:44,054 --> 00:03:45,076 SHELDON: And who says 93 00:03:45,078 --> 00:03:46,867 you have to be mature to go to college? 94 00:03:46,869 --> 00:03:48,339 I've seen Animal House. 95 00:03:48,341 --> 00:03:50,508 - You have? - Well, I've seen the poster. 96 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:53,111 Those people are not college material. 97 00:03:53,113 --> 00:03:55,380 Moon Pie, I know you don't like to hear this, 98 00:03:55,382 --> 00:03:57,716 but there are some things in life 99 00:03:57,718 --> 00:03:59,851 that can only be learned in time. 100 00:03:59,853 --> 00:04:02,120 So you must have learned them all, huh? 101 00:04:02,122 --> 00:04:04,657 Get out of my house. 102 00:04:06,193 --> 00:04:08,960 Hang in there. I'm hangin'. 103 00:04:08,962 --> 00:04:12,009 Hey, this will be quite a story to tell your grandkids, huh? 104 00:04:12,011 --> 00:04:13,531 I live alone. I'm single. 105 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,667 I don't think grandkids are in the picture. 106 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:18,870 Oh. Well, I... I got a wife, kids. It's... 107 00:04:18,872 --> 00:04:21,656 It's overrated. 108 00:04:21,658 --> 00:04:22,981 And then my mother said 109 00:04:22,983 --> 00:04:24,778 I wasn't mature enough for college. 110 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,211 Can you believe that? 111 00:04:26,213 --> 00:04:27,679 Absolutely. 112 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:29,347 So you're on their side, too? 113 00:04:29,349 --> 00:04:31,382 I'm Vietnamese. In my culture, 114 00:04:31,384 --> 00:04:32,751 until your parents die, 115 00:04:32,753 --> 00:04:34,986 - you're basically a baby. - Really? 116 00:04:34,988 --> 00:04:37,689 My grandmother still treats my dad like a child. 117 00:04:37,691 --> 00:04:40,291 At dinner, he can't sit until she sits, 118 00:04:40,293 --> 00:04:42,727 and he can't speak until he's spoken to. 119 00:04:42,729 --> 00:04:44,863 Well, I'm glad I'm not Vietnamese. 120 00:04:44,865 --> 00:04:46,898 It's not as fun as I make it look. 121 00:04:46,900 --> 00:04:48,233 Mm. 122 00:04:48,235 --> 00:04:51,836 Well, you can't bring her home to an empty apartment. 123 00:04:51,838 --> 00:04:53,505 Bring her here, and we'll look after her 124 00:04:53,507 --> 00:04:55,000 until she's back on her feet. 125 00:04:55,002 --> 00:04:56,915 - You sure? - Of course. 126 00:04:56,917 --> 00:04:58,610 We'll set her up in Georgie's room. 127 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,411 Thanks, Mare. See you in a bit. 128 00:05:00,413 --> 00:05:01,980 Hey, George. 129 00:05:01,982 --> 00:05:05,583 It's real nice of you, taking care of her like this. 130 00:05:05,585 --> 00:05:07,519 Well, it was kinda my fault. 131 00:05:07,521 --> 00:05:09,487 Kinda? It was all your fault. 132 00:05:09,489 --> 00:05:11,256 Bye. 133 00:05:11,258 --> 00:05:12,657 Hey. 134 00:05:12,659 --> 00:05:14,859 Hey. How'd we do? 135 00:05:14,861 --> 00:05:16,861 - You didn't miss anything. - That bad? 136 00:05:16,863 --> 00:05:19,531 I can safely say you saw the best hit of the night. 137 00:05:19,533 --> 00:05:21,299 (SIGHS): Whew. 138 00:05:21,301 --> 00:05:22,600 How's she doing? 139 00:05:22,602 --> 00:05:24,669 Well, not bad. 140 00:05:24,671 --> 00:05:26,709 Could be worse. 141 00:05:26,711 --> 00:05:28,740 A little whiplash, 142 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:30,942 couple of bruised ribs, 143 00:05:30,944 --> 00:05:32,443 broken arm... 144 00:05:32,445 --> 00:05:34,245 and collarbone. 145 00:05:34,247 --> 00:05:35,780 But that's it. 146 00:05:35,782 --> 00:05:37,515 Pretty funny how you jumped out of the way 147 00:05:37,517 --> 00:05:38,583 and let her get clobbered. 148 00:05:38,585 --> 00:05:40,039 I did not jump out of the way! 149 00:05:40,041 --> 00:05:41,352 Oh, yeah, you did. 150 00:05:41,354 --> 00:05:43,054 (CHUCKLES): They got you on tape. 151 00:05:43,056 --> 00:05:44,088 Okay, fine. 152 00:05:44,090 --> 00:05:46,624 But that was pure instinct. 153 00:05:46,626 --> 00:05:49,994 Besides, she shouldn't have been standing on the sidelines. 154 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:51,497 Why was she there? 155 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:53,965 I told her she could. 156 00:05:53,967 --> 00:05:55,900 (LAUGHING): Oh, man, you must feel terrible. 157 00:05:55,902 --> 00:05:57,302 Yeah, of course I do. 158 00:05:57,304 --> 00:05:59,437 I mean, it's all on you. 159 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:00,905 You done? 160 00:06:00,907 --> 00:06:04,710 Oh-ho-ho, baby, I'm just getting started. 161 00:06:07,180 --> 00:06:10,415 Oh, you poor dear. Come on in. 162 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:12,922 Thanks. I hope I'm not putting you out. 163 00:06:12,924 --> 00:06:14,153 Of course not. 164 00:06:15,388 --> 00:06:16,754 Hi, Sheldon. 165 00:06:16,756 --> 00:06:20,059 Can you believe my mother said I can't go to college? 166 00:06:23,741 --> 00:06:26,575 So you just put her in my room without consulting me? 167 00:06:26,577 --> 00:06:27,876 Consulting you? 168 00:06:27,878 --> 00:06:29,311 Who cares what you think? 169 00:06:29,313 --> 00:06:30,637 Well, I ain't gonna sleep on the couch. 170 00:06:30,639 --> 00:06:32,014 It's just for a few nights 171 00:06:32,016 --> 00:06:33,749 until she can take care of herself. 172 00:06:33,751 --> 00:06:35,918 Can I at least stay at Meemaw's? 173 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:37,886 If you promise not to come back. 174 00:06:37,888 --> 00:06:40,222 Why you got to be so mean to me? 175 00:06:40,224 --> 00:06:42,491 It just feels right. 176 00:06:42,493 --> 00:06:44,793 (SIGHS) 177 00:06:44,795 --> 00:06:47,350 And then after Dr. Sturgis incorporated my math, 178 00:06:47,352 --> 00:06:49,265 he refused to give me a coauthor credit. 179 00:06:49,267 --> 00:06:52,034 Sheldon, she doesn't want to hear about that. 180 00:06:52,036 --> 00:06:53,168 It's okay. 181 00:06:53,170 --> 00:06:55,928 So, when your bones broke, did you hear a crunch? 182 00:06:55,930 --> 00:06:57,252 No. 183 00:06:57,254 --> 00:07:00,345 - Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth? - No. 184 00:07:00,347 --> 00:07:03,482 I don't know how my mom kisses him. 185 00:07:04,978 --> 00:07:06,615 Next up, we have this rose... 186 00:07:06,617 --> 00:07:09,184 Who buys this crap? 187 00:07:09,186 --> 00:07:10,986 Me, after three beers. 188 00:07:10,988 --> 00:07:13,289 I mean, look at this damn thing. 189 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,424 What was I thinking? 190 00:07:15,426 --> 00:07:16,592 (CHUCKLES) 191 00:07:16,594 --> 00:07:18,160 (INFOMERCIAL CONTINUES) 192 00:07:18,162 --> 00:07:20,229 Can I ask you a personal question? 193 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:21,664 You're not in my will. 194 00:07:21,666 --> 00:07:23,365 It's about my girlfriend. 195 00:07:23,367 --> 00:07:24,466 Uh-oh. 196 00:07:24,468 --> 00:07:25,701 Uh, nothing bad. 197 00:07:25,703 --> 00:07:28,237 It's just, I've been seeing Jana for a while now, 198 00:07:28,239 --> 00:07:30,005 and I like her fine... 199 00:07:30,007 --> 00:07:33,509 but it feels like she's getting more serious than I want to be. 200 00:07:33,511 --> 00:07:36,412 Georgie, until you're married, 201 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,079 you are not tied down to anybody. 202 00:07:39,081 --> 00:07:41,083 You just go ahead and do whatever you want. 203 00:07:41,085 --> 00:07:43,485 Play the field. Have some fun. 204 00:07:43,487 --> 00:07:45,020 Interesting. 205 00:07:45,022 --> 00:07:47,657 That's what Dale said, too. 206 00:07:48,492 --> 00:07:49,925 Oh, did he? 207 00:07:49,927 --> 00:07:51,660 Yeah. 208 00:07:51,662 --> 00:07:53,529 My boyfriend? 209 00:07:53,531 --> 00:07:55,231 (CHUCKLES): Yeah. 210 00:07:56,967 --> 00:07:58,067 SHELDON: If I don't go 211 00:07:58,069 --> 00:07:59,902 to college, what am I supposed to do? 212 00:07:59,904 --> 00:08:01,860 Spend all my days in high school? 213 00:08:01,862 --> 00:08:03,218 How sad is that? 214 00:08:03,220 --> 00:08:05,643 Pretty sad. 215 00:08:05,645 --> 00:08:07,368 You always did get me. 216 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:09,793 Sounds like you're feeling misunderstood. 217 00:08:09,795 --> 00:08:12,597 I am... by Dr. Sturgis, my mother, 218 00:08:12,599 --> 00:08:15,517 and possibly the entire Vietnamese culture. 219 00:08:15,519 --> 00:08:20,289 Do you understand that I'm in a little bit of pain right now? 220 00:08:20,291 --> 00:08:23,225 Oh, I'm sorry. I should be exhibiting compassion. 221 00:08:23,227 --> 00:08:24,360 Aw. 222 00:08:24,362 --> 00:08:26,061 Wait, I can do better. 223 00:08:26,063 --> 00:08:27,296 Aw. 224 00:08:27,298 --> 00:08:28,731 Nailed it. 225 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:30,165 It's time for your pain pill. 226 00:08:30,167 --> 00:08:32,415 Be careful. You could become addicted 227 00:08:32,417 --> 00:08:33,469 and lose your job. 228 00:08:33,471 --> 00:08:34,570 Which is all you have. 229 00:08:34,572 --> 00:08:36,773 (SIGHS) Get out of here. 230 00:08:37,541 --> 00:08:39,141 Thank you. 231 00:08:39,143 --> 00:08:41,510 (GROANS) You-you comfortable? 232 00:08:41,512 --> 00:08:43,190 Can I get you anything else? 233 00:08:43,192 --> 00:08:45,647 No. I-I'm okay. 234 00:08:45,649 --> 00:08:49,041 You've been so kind to welcome me into your home. 235 00:08:49,043 --> 00:08:50,419 Well, it's the least we could do. 236 00:08:50,421 --> 00:08:54,357 It's so nice to be around a family like this. 237 00:08:56,341 --> 00:08:58,264 (CRYING): I've been alone 238 00:08:58,266 --> 00:09:00,963 for... so long. 239 00:09:00,965 --> 00:09:04,166 Honestly, if it weren't for the cats, I'd have no one. 240 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,468 Oh, wait. The cats! 241 00:09:06,470 --> 00:09:08,637 I abandoned Edgar and Allan. 242 00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:10,093 Edgar and Allan? 243 00:09:10,095 --> 00:09:11,740 Poe ran away. 244 00:09:11,742 --> 00:09:14,309 Would you please go feed them and tell them I love them? 245 00:09:14,311 --> 00:09:17,613 Uh... any chance this could wait till morning? 246 00:09:17,615 --> 00:09:19,916 (CRYING): I guess. 247 00:09:21,746 --> 00:09:23,068 Where you off to? 248 00:09:23,070 --> 00:09:25,587 Cats! 249 00:09:25,589 --> 00:09:27,627 So you think he's seeing somebody else? 250 00:09:27,629 --> 00:09:29,886 I don't think I should be talking about this. 251 00:09:29,888 --> 00:09:33,028 - He's my boss. - Well, he's my boyfriend, so spill it. 252 00:09:33,030 --> 00:09:36,465 It's weird when old people say "boyfriend". 253 00:09:36,467 --> 00:09:39,401 Fine. My lover. 254 00:09:39,403 --> 00:09:40,602 Well, that's worse. 255 00:09:40,604 --> 00:09:41,770 Then talk! 256 00:09:41,772 --> 00:09:44,106 The only woman I've really seen him with 257 00:09:44,108 --> 00:09:46,642 - is his ex-wife. - Oh, yeah, but he hates her. 258 00:09:46,644 --> 00:09:48,477 Don't seem like it. 259 00:09:48,479 --> 00:09:50,979 What do you mean by that? 260 00:09:50,981 --> 00:09:53,882 - They seem friendly. - How friendly? 261 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:57,352 - I don't know. He's nice to her. - How nice?! 262 00:09:57,354 --> 00:09:59,822 Do you mind? I'm trying to watch this. 263 00:09:59,824 --> 00:10:01,490 Now look at this little guy... 264 00:10:01,492 --> 00:10:03,793 ♪♪ 265 00:10:08,532 --> 00:10:10,466 (MEOW) 266 00:10:10,468 --> 00:10:11,733 Son of a bitch! 267 00:10:11,735 --> 00:10:13,101 Here! Edgar! Or Allan. 268 00:10:13,103 --> 00:10:14,703 Whichever the hell one you are. 269 00:10:14,705 --> 00:10:16,138 They ever leave the store together? 270 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:18,163 Can I please just go to bed? 271 00:10:18,165 --> 00:10:20,375 Just answer the damn question. 272 00:10:20,377 --> 00:10:22,779 I feel like I'm gonna get fired for this. 273 00:10:22,781 --> 00:10:24,012 Georgie, don't worry. 274 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,982 Anything you say is gonna stay right here. 275 00:10:26,984 --> 00:10:28,617 But you lie all the time. 276 00:10:28,619 --> 00:10:30,219 I learned to lie from you. 277 00:10:30,221 --> 00:10:32,221 See what a special bond we have? 278 00:10:32,223 --> 00:10:34,457 Now answer the damn question! 279 00:10:36,126 --> 00:10:37,626 (SIGHS) 280 00:10:37,628 --> 00:10:38,694 (WALLET THUDS) 281 00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:41,230 Why were you gone for so long? 282 00:10:41,232 --> 00:10:43,233 (WHISPERS): I don't want to talk about it. 283 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:50,062 ♪♪ 284 00:10:52,079 --> 00:10:54,012 - Whoa. - What's that? 285 00:10:54,014 --> 00:10:56,749 It's a ghost detector that came in my cereal box. 286 00:10:59,086 --> 00:11:00,806 It's just a piece of paper. 287 00:11:00,808 --> 00:11:02,898 Then why did it move in my hand? 288 00:11:02,900 --> 00:11:04,366 From perspiration. 289 00:11:04,368 --> 00:11:05,534 Or ghosts. 290 00:11:05,536 --> 00:11:07,403 (SIGHS) 291 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:08,504 Mornin'. 292 00:11:08,506 --> 00:11:09,905 Did you check on Ms. Hutchins? 293 00:11:09,907 --> 00:11:11,373 Is she still alive? 294 00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:13,442 Of course she is. Why? 295 00:11:13,444 --> 00:11:15,177 No reason. 296 00:11:15,179 --> 00:11:17,012 I'm gonna go eat my breakfast with her. 297 00:11:17,014 --> 00:11:18,914 Sheldon, just let her rest. 298 00:11:18,916 --> 00:11:21,082 It's okay. She enjoys my company. 299 00:11:21,084 --> 00:11:23,952 Also, she understands what I'm going through with Dr. Sturgis. 300 00:11:23,954 --> 00:11:25,120 Excuse me. 301 00:11:25,122 --> 00:11:27,054 I am just trying to help you grow up 302 00:11:27,056 --> 00:11:28,757 to be a functional adult. 303 00:11:28,759 --> 00:11:31,660 Me? This one's looking for cereal ghosts. 304 00:11:31,662 --> 00:11:33,162 Looking for and found 'em. 305 00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:35,664 I don't care. You are not ready for college. 306 00:11:35,666 --> 00:11:39,735 If it were up to you, I'd still be in grade school. 307 00:11:39,737 --> 00:11:43,639 If you think this is mature behavior, it isn't! 308 00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:46,575 (EXHALES) 309 00:11:46,577 --> 00:11:49,678 Being a mom's hard, isn't it? 310 00:11:49,680 --> 00:11:52,714 Sometimes. 311 00:11:52,716 --> 00:11:54,516 If you ever want to talk about it, 312 00:11:54,518 --> 00:11:55,551 I'm here for you. 313 00:11:55,553 --> 00:11:57,187 Ooh, it's moving again. 314 00:11:58,189 --> 00:12:00,289 You're so lucky. 315 00:12:00,291 --> 00:12:03,425 You're gonna have to walk me through that. 316 00:12:03,427 --> 00:12:05,541 Well, you don't have anyone in your house telling you 317 00:12:05,543 --> 00:12:07,296 what you can or can't do. 318 00:12:07,298 --> 00:12:08,696 Right, Sheldon. 319 00:12:08,698 --> 00:12:10,365 I don't have anyone. 320 00:12:10,367 --> 00:12:11,481 I just said that. 321 00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:13,802 Are you becoming a drug addict already? 322 00:12:13,804 --> 00:12:14,970 Mornin'. (CHUCKLES) 323 00:12:14,972 --> 00:12:18,474 Got you some Shipley's Do-Nuts and coffee. 324 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:20,375 What happened to your face? 325 00:12:20,377 --> 00:12:21,643 Oh. Uh... 326 00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,679 either Edgar or Allan. (CHUCKLES) 327 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:25,095 Oh, that was Edgar. 328 00:12:25,097 --> 00:12:27,431 He can be a rascal. 329 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:32,754 Good mornin'. 330 00:12:32,756 --> 00:12:34,556 Mornin'. 331 00:12:34,558 --> 00:12:36,391 Did you sleep good? 332 00:12:36,393 --> 00:12:37,693 Yeah. 333 00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:39,495 Want some pancakes? 334 00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:40,696 Sure. 335 00:12:40,698 --> 00:12:42,664 Just one more question about Dale. 336 00:12:42,666 --> 00:12:43,765 Bye. 337 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,969 ♪♪ 338 00:12:50,888 --> 00:12:52,310 There we go. 339 00:12:52,312 --> 00:12:53,842 Nice little bite-size pieces. 340 00:12:53,844 --> 00:12:55,230 HUTCHINS: Thanks, George, 341 00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:56,812 but I-I think I can manage. 342 00:12:56,814 --> 00:12:58,147 No, no. My pleasure. 343 00:12:58,149 --> 00:13:01,079 He feels so guilty, he'll do anything you ask him. 344 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,642 - That's enough from you. - He bought me 345 00:13:02,644 --> 00:13:05,077 an Easy-Bake Oven when he closed the car door on my thumb. 346 00:13:05,079 --> 00:13:06,740 Unlike my mother, who feels no guilt 347 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:08,624 after hurting her children. 348 00:13:08,626 --> 00:13:09,869 How dare you. 349 00:13:09,871 --> 00:13:11,562 I am trying to keep you safe 350 00:13:11,564 --> 00:13:13,862 until such a time as you can make adult decisions. 351 00:13:13,864 --> 00:13:16,282 - I can make them now. - Hey, hey. We have a guest. 352 00:13:16,284 --> 00:13:18,200 Let's pretend like we like each other. 353 00:13:18,202 --> 00:13:19,252 (CHUCKLES) 354 00:13:19,254 --> 00:13:21,803 Mare, do your grace thing. 355 00:13:21,805 --> 00:13:23,672 ♪ I love the melody... ♪ 356 00:13:23,674 --> 00:13:25,340 You okay with Mexican? 357 00:13:25,342 --> 00:13:26,701 Oh, yeah. Terrific. 358 00:13:26,703 --> 00:13:27,709 All right. 359 00:13:27,711 --> 00:13:30,012 Now, I got Tums in the glovebox for the ride home. 360 00:13:30,014 --> 00:13:32,447 - Great. (CHUCKLES) - (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 361 00:13:32,449 --> 00:13:34,816 So, you talk to June lately? 362 00:13:34,818 --> 00:13:38,220 Uh, not in a couple of days. Why? 363 00:13:38,222 --> 00:13:39,488 Oh, no reason. 364 00:13:39,490 --> 00:13:41,256 I was just kind of thinking about calling her myself. 365 00:13:41,258 --> 00:13:43,192 I mean, if you're okay with that. 366 00:13:43,194 --> 00:13:46,072 You want to call my ex-wife, go ahead. 367 00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:47,162 Call her. 368 00:13:47,164 --> 00:13:49,464 Well, I wouldn't want you to feel uncomfortable. 369 00:13:49,466 --> 00:13:50,799 Yeah, you would. 370 00:13:50,801 --> 00:13:51,867 - Yeah, I would. - (CHUCKLES) 371 00:13:51,869 --> 00:13:53,702 I think it's nice 372 00:13:53,704 --> 00:13:55,437 that y'all get along as well as you do. 373 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:56,872 Mm-hmm. 374 00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:58,626 Where are we going with this? 375 00:13:58,628 --> 00:14:00,709 Oh, just nothing. Makin' conversation. 376 00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:02,311 Okay. 377 00:14:02,313 --> 00:14:03,445 You sleeping with her? 378 00:14:03,447 --> 00:14:04,813 Lord, no. 379 00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:07,062 She's my ex-wife. Come on. 380 00:14:07,064 --> 00:14:11,153 Oh, my gosh, what kind of sicko sleeps with their ex-wife? 381 00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:12,654 Where is this coming from? 382 00:14:12,656 --> 00:14:14,289 Are you jealous? 383 00:14:14,291 --> 00:14:15,824 No. 384 00:14:15,826 --> 00:14:18,010 I'd just like to know, you know, 385 00:14:18,012 --> 00:14:19,528 what kind of relationship we're in. 386 00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,564 I mean, are we seeing other people or what? 387 00:14:22,566 --> 00:14:24,366 Connie Tucker, 388 00:14:24,368 --> 00:14:27,135 are you asking me to go steady? 389 00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,705 - You know what I'm asking, jackass. - (CHUCKLES) 390 00:14:29,707 --> 00:14:31,234 All right, all right, all right. 391 00:14:31,236 --> 00:14:33,555 You listen to me. Now, I'm 72 years old. 392 00:14:33,557 --> 00:14:35,094 Do you think I have enough stamina 393 00:14:35,096 --> 00:14:37,279 to go playing around with other women? 394 00:14:37,281 --> 00:14:39,074 You saying the only reason you're seeing me 395 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:41,049 - is you're too old and tired to see anybody else? - (SIGHS) 396 00:14:41,051 --> 00:14:43,386 (GROANS SOFTLY) Give me the Tums. 397 00:14:51,729 --> 00:14:54,696 I could kiss you forever. 398 00:14:54,698 --> 00:14:56,598 Uh, that's kind of a long time. 399 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,100 You got somewhere else to be? 400 00:14:58,102 --> 00:14:59,901 No. It's just that, 401 00:14:59,903 --> 00:15:01,670 eventually, we're gonna get hungry. 402 00:15:01,672 --> 00:15:05,040 Why do I keep getting the feeling you're not into this? 403 00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,676 Oh, I am into this. 404 00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:09,578 But? 405 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:11,046 (EXHALES) 406 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:14,883 I mean, we're real young, and who knows what's gonna happen? 407 00:15:14,885 --> 00:15:16,952 I know. And you should, too. 408 00:15:16,954 --> 00:15:18,865 Don't feel bad. 409 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,589 I don't know lots of stuff. 410 00:15:20,591 --> 00:15:23,014 So, as long as we're on the subject, 411 00:15:23,016 --> 00:15:24,526 are you seeing anybody else? 412 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,728 No. 413 00:15:26,730 --> 00:15:29,053 How about that nutty professor? 414 00:15:29,055 --> 00:15:30,165 We're just friends. 415 00:15:30,167 --> 00:15:32,634 Yeah, well, that's what June and I are... 416 00:15:32,636 --> 00:15:34,470 just friends. 417 00:15:35,839 --> 00:15:39,042 So what are we? 418 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,363 I don't know. 419 00:15:41,365 --> 00:15:42,865 What do you want to call it? 420 00:15:44,248 --> 00:15:47,049 I guess, a... 421 00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:50,052 committed relationship. 422 00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:52,621 Mm. Works for me. 423 00:15:52,623 --> 00:15:54,723 - Okay. - Hmm. 424 00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:56,926 It's settled. 425 00:16:01,332 --> 00:16:03,532 Connie. 426 00:16:03,534 --> 00:16:06,469 This relationship is suffocating me. 427 00:16:07,671 --> 00:16:09,205 (CHUCKLES) 428 00:16:10,096 --> 00:16:11,485 What'd I say? 429 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,974 I'm not enough for you. (CRIES) 430 00:16:12,976 --> 00:16:14,676 I didn't say that. 431 00:16:14,678 --> 00:16:16,678 Just be honest. 432 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:18,547 You want to date other girls. 433 00:16:18,549 --> 00:16:20,575 I don't want to date other girls instead of you, 434 00:16:20,577 --> 00:16:23,785 just... in addition to you. 435 00:16:23,787 --> 00:16:26,322 Drop dead. 436 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:30,293 (STARTS ENGINE) 437 00:16:35,232 --> 00:16:38,133 Okay, but I'm gonna follow you and make sure you get home safe! 438 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:40,102 Do whatever you want. 439 00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:42,972 If you walk to Dairy Queen, I'll buy you a Blizzard. 440 00:16:44,074 --> 00:16:46,541 Want me to turn on some music? 441 00:16:46,543 --> 00:16:50,046 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 442 00:16:53,717 --> 00:16:56,551 Well, this is just delicious, Mary. 443 00:16:56,553 --> 00:16:57,687 Thank you. 444 00:16:58,622 --> 00:17:00,122 Bite-sized enough for you? 445 00:17:00,124 --> 00:17:02,125 Oh. Perfect. (CHUCKLES) 446 00:17:03,327 --> 00:17:04,818 (SIGHS) 447 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:06,209 How long do I have to sit here 448 00:17:06,211 --> 00:17:08,263 and sulk before someone asks me what's wrong? 449 00:17:08,265 --> 00:17:10,599 Maybe people are tired of hearing about it. 450 00:17:10,601 --> 00:17:12,801 Ms. Hutchins, would you care to chime in? 451 00:17:12,803 --> 00:17:15,203 Oh, I-I don't want to get in the middle 452 00:17:15,205 --> 00:17:17,038 of a family issue, but... 453 00:17:17,040 --> 00:17:19,390 I will say that I once had a falling out 454 00:17:19,392 --> 00:17:21,009 with someone very close to me. 455 00:17:21,011 --> 00:17:22,210 What happened? 456 00:17:22,212 --> 00:17:25,281 We ended up parting ways on bad terms. 457 00:17:26,116 --> 00:17:28,083 I-I still regret it. 458 00:17:28,085 --> 00:17:30,018 But you were right and they were wrong? 459 00:17:30,020 --> 00:17:31,153 You know what, 460 00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:32,988 it doesn't feel like it matters anymore. 461 00:17:32,990 --> 00:17:36,092 And not a day goes by that I don't miss them. 462 00:17:38,328 --> 00:17:41,930 Perhaps I do owe Dr. Sturgis an apology. 463 00:17:41,932 --> 00:17:44,199 I was talking about your mother. 464 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:46,436 I'll circle back to her. 465 00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:50,538 Thank you. 466 00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:52,463 I can't believe you got through to him. 467 00:17:52,465 --> 00:17:53,508 Happy to help. 468 00:17:53,510 --> 00:17:56,044 So, who was the person you had the fight with? 469 00:17:56,046 --> 00:17:57,654 It was my cat, Poe. 470 00:17:57,656 --> 00:18:00,792 She ran away when I switched to dry food. 471 00:18:01,785 --> 00:18:04,287 It was cheaper. 472 00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:10,426 - Good night, baby. - Night, Mama. 473 00:18:11,829 --> 00:18:14,029 I'm really sorry, Mom. 474 00:18:14,031 --> 00:18:16,398 (EXHALES) I forgive you. 475 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:18,950 But just because you straightened things out 476 00:18:18,952 --> 00:18:21,570 with Dr. Sturgis doesn't mean you're going back to college. 477 00:18:21,572 --> 00:18:23,148 - Yes, it does. - No, it doesn't. 478 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:26,208 I hope you know you're jeopardizing our relationship. 479 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,443 I will take that risk. 480 00:18:28,445 --> 00:18:30,246 (KISS) Good night. 481 00:18:31,215 --> 00:18:33,515 You know I'll eventually wear you down. 482 00:18:33,517 --> 00:18:35,510 We'll see. 483 00:18:35,512 --> 00:18:37,353 I'm pretty tough. 484 00:18:38,789 --> 00:18:41,389 ADULT SHELDON: I eventually wore her down. 485 00:18:41,391 --> 00:18:44,193 There's just so much of me anybody can take. 486 00:18:45,949 --> 00:18:48,674 NEWSCASTER: In local news, Friday night's football game 487 00:18:48,676 --> 00:18:51,410 was marred by a brutal injury, 488 00:18:51,412 --> 00:18:54,291 when football coach George Cooper saved himself 489 00:18:54,293 --> 00:18:58,628 at the expense of beloved school librarian Cheryl Hutchins. 490 00:18:58,630 --> 00:18:59,686 Oh, no. 491 00:18:59,688 --> 00:19:03,579 We warn you, the following footage is hard to watch. 492 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,171 Well, then, don't show it. 493 00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:07,196 (GRUNTING) 494 00:19:07,198 --> 00:19:09,187 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 495 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:12,208 Let's see it again in slow motion. 496 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:13,444 GEORGE SR.: This is not news. 34421

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