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Tobie:
Welcome to "Just Roll With It"!
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(theme music plays)
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(kids cheering)
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♪♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Roll, roll, roll.
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‐(bell ringing)
‐(kids cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience clapping, cheering)
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Tobie:
Woo!
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(all cheering)
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Woo!
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Welcome to "Just Roll With It"!
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Ramon: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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‐A show that gives‐‐
‐Wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
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Ramon, why are you
wearing all that?
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Just preparing for, you know,
what happens when we hear this sound:
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(foghorn blares)
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That's right.
When you hear that,
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you guys vote,
and he might need those.
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(audience cheering)
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And whatever happens,
we'll have to:
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All:
"Just Roll With It"!
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(audience cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Ooh!
Welcome to Spirit Week, kids!
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Or as I like to call it,
Teacher's Mardi Gras.
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Woo! Woo‐hoo!
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Wow.
Everyone's really excited
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about the big basketball
game this week.
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Yeah. Why do you
seem so bummed?
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You're actually on the team.
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Hardly. I never get to play.
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All Coach lets me do
is wave a towel around
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to get the crowed hyped.
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I think I'm getting
bench butt.
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That's what happens
when you skip a grade.
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Now you're on the
big boy basketball team,
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and you're just
an itty‐bitty, little baby
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mini popcorn
shrimpy kid.
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Maybe next year,
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I'll hit a growth spurt
and be as good as Big Jim.
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(laughs)
Yeah, right!
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Everyone in this two‐bit town
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thinks "Big" Jim Miller
is gonna go pro when he graduates.
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And I'm gonna cash in on it.
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Check it out.
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We made bootleg
Big Jim merch to sell.
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We got Big Jim mugs,
Big Jim water bottles.
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We even got Big Jim
gym shorts in sizes small to extra big.
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So, you're telling me
you got extra big Big Jim gym shorts?
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Yep. Top of the line
luxury items.
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Spared no expense.
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They look like they were made
in five minutes with an iron.
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And is this my shirt?
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And it could be again
for the low, low price of $25.
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Blair, how are you expecting
people to pay for this garbage?
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(news fanfare plays on TV)
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(monotone):
Hey, Frank Morris Middle.
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It's Spirit Week,so, beep, beep,get out of the way,
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as Big Jim is sure topulverize King James Middlethis Friday.
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Boom, wacka‐wacka‐wacka.
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This has been your News Flashwith Norvin Schnuckle.
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(news fanfare plays on TV)
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Whoa. I have never seen Norvin
that riled up.
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Bingo! Right there.
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That's how I get people
to pay for this garbage.
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People do whatever
the TV tells them to.
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I get on there,
hijack the minds of the masses,
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and brainwash them
to be my cash pigs. (evil chuckling)
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‐(whistle blows)
‐(cheering)
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Gather 'round, children.
It's Big Jim!
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(all clapping, cheering)
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Hey, Big Jim, tell everyone
what you're gonna do this Friday!
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Big Jim's gonna win.
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(cheering, clapping)
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Go Sharks!
(laughs)
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Okay, back to lunch, everyone.
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Ooh. Uh, Owen.
(chuckles)
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Just the little shrimp
I wanted to see. (laughs)
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So, you know how good
Big Jim is at basketball?
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‐Yeah.
‐Well, that's how bad he is at school.
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It's true, bro.
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I'm what medical professionals
refer to as an oaf.
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So, I'm gonna need you
to help tutor him
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for the big math test
on Thursday.
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Yeah, sure.
Us teammates gotta look out for each other.
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Both:
You're on the team?
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I recognize you now!
The hype man!
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Great! It's settled.
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Just make sure
he passes the test,
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or else he won't
be able to play,
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and the entire school
will hate you.
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But have fun!
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♪♪
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Hey, Blair. I heard you
signed up for the school announcements.
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Exciting stuff.
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I love that you're gonna
follow in our footsteps
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and get into the world
of broadcasting.
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You know,
we could give you a few tips.
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(foghorn blares)
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Noooo!
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‐(Suzi sighs)
‐(Kaylin squeals)
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Host:
Time for you to vote.
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Who should we bringinto the scene?
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Please be nice,
and I'll give you a hug.
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So, Rachel,
we'll be re‐starting the scene
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with a new line
that you have to read off of a card.
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‐Host: Votes are in.Now back to the scene. ‐(bell rings)
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Director:
Let's roll, please.
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Action!
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I love that you're gonna
follow in our footsteps
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and get into the world
of broadcasting.
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You know, we could
give you a few tips.
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Like how having good
interviewing skills
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is the most important thing
when you're on‐air.
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So today you're
going to interview a beloved local legend,
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Jeff Tha Clown!
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‐(bell dings)
‐(audience cheering)
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Rachel:
Oh!
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(doorbell rings)
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Let's just see what this guy
is all about.
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Whoa!
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(audience cheering)
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‐Rachel: Oh, my goodness.
‐Byron: What's up, Jeff?
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‐Jeff: Hey, how are ya?
‐How ya doin'?
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‐Fantastic.
‐Who's this Bozo?
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(audience laughing)
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So, a lot of my friends think
clowns are scary.
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And so do I.
How does that make you feel?
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I hate it. Uh...
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Fact is,
I'm a highly educated clown.
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I graduated from the
Harvard of clown schools.
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Then why do you guys
wear that scary makeup,
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and what's up with your hair?
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(breathes deeply)
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‐Clowning is serious business!
‐(cracking)
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Audience:
Oh!
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You know, I'm gettin' sick
of this interview.
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Blair:
Just one more question.
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How do you feel about
being upstaged by "Choo‐Choo the Great"?
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‐I hear she's now
the hottest clown in town. ‐(door opens)
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Oh, dear.
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(audience cheering)
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Choo‐Choo, you got
a lot of nerve,
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being a low‐budget clown
without a degree.
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(audience laughing)
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‐(honking)
‐(yells)
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‐(circus‐style music plays)
‐(grunting)
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Oh, my goodness.
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‐Ooh!
‐All: Oh!
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‐Ooh, that was expensive!
‐(cracking)
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‐(audience exclaims)
‐Rachel: Aah!
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Blair!
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Give her the dessert.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go for it.
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Are you kidding me?
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Aah!
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‐(crashing)
‐Oh!
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(audience clapping, cheering)
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Woo!
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(audience clapping, cheering)
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That was helpful, huh?
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‐I‐I got some more tips,
if you want. ‐(Blair chuckles)
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Well, guess there's
one other thing you can teach me.
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What's the best way
to get suckers to buy garbage?
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Well, honey, the best way
to sell something
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is to prey on
the human ego and fear.
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You want your customer
to feel that if they don't own your product,
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their lives won't be as good
as everyone else's. So...
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your sales pitch should tap
into the primal emotions
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of urgency, jealousy,
and greed.
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Or you could just make
a catchy jingle
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sung by, like,
a dancing cat or something.
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I understood that one.
Dancing cat.
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(doorbell rings)
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‐Hey, Owen.
‐Is that "Big" Jim Miller,
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the hometown hero
in my house?
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(laughing)
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You're my favorite
Frank Morris Middle School basketball player.
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‐Dad!
‐What? He is!
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I'm on that team.
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Right, right.
He's my favorite on the court.
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You're my favorite
that does the whippy towel thing.
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And my dad was just leaving.
Right, Pop?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Right about...
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‐(camera shutter clicks)
‐Now. (laughs)
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Now that the paparazzi's gone,
let's get started.
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The test is gonna be on
positive and negative fractions.
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Cool, cool.
Excited to dive in.
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First question:
what are fractions?
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(laughing)
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What are... ?
(gasps)
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Oh. You're not kidding.
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Can Big Jim be honest?
Big Jim's not good at math.
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There's no way I'm gonna
pass this test.
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And when I don't,
half this town's gonna riot,
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the other half is
gonna be excited.
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And the third half
probably won't care,
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because they don't
follow basketball.
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Wow. You're really
not good at fractions.
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But don't worry.
That's why you're here.
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Big Jim was thinking of a plan.
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Now, this is complicated,
so listen close.
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On the day of the big test...
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‐I'll cheat off you.
‐That's your plan?
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Look, dude,
Big Jim's gotta play.
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If Big Jim doesn't play,
our school loses.
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And there's gonna be
scouts at the game.
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If Big Jim isn't there,
that means no college hoops for Big Jim,
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and then no pro ball.
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Owen, us teammates gotta
look out for each other.
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The whole school
is counting on us.
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The whole school?
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(audience cheering)
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♪♪
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Owen, over here!
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You been thinking about
what we talked about?
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You know? The cheating?
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Jim, I want to be
a team player,
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‐but I don't think it's‐‐
‐Whoa, bro.
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You don't have any fish sticks.
Hey, Luna.
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‐Hey.
‐Can my friend here get some fish sticks?
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‐He's an important member
of the team. ‐Oh!
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So give him some
that haven't fallen on the floor.
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Some floor‐less fish sticks,
coming right up!
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Floor‐less fish sticks?
I feel like a fancy princess!
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That's nothing.
Hey, Library Lady!
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Hey, Big Jim!
I can't wait for the game on Friday!
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Say, do you think
my best pal Owen
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could get the library
to himself this week, as a personal favor to me?
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As you wish, my liege.
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The whole library?
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Yeah. You could read everything.
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And there'll be
no other kids around to make fun of you.
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Wow!
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Wait.
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Do kids make fun of me?
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Not anymore, bro.
Your life's about to change.
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I'll also get you
an open shot in the game.
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‐I'm talking buzzer beater‐‐
‐Are you serious?
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Life can always be this good...
if you help me out.
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So, what do you say?
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I say...
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could you make my buzzer beater
a lay‐up?
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♪♪
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So, you can see
why I'm so torn.
249
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On the one hand,
our entire educational system
250
00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:33,397
rests on the foundation
of students being honest.
251
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And if we disregard that,
our whole society could collapse.
252
00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,954
But on the other hand,
clean fish sticks!
253
00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:42,286
Did you know they're
not supposed to be gritty?
254
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Owen, the entire school
is counting on you to make sure Big Jim passes.
255
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,882
And more importantly,
I'm counting on you.
256
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Because if Big Jim doesn't play,
257
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then I can't sell
my luxury garbage.
258
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Now, get out of my light.
259
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(news fanfare plays)
260
00:12:00,511 --> 00:12:03,561
Hey, Frank Morris Middle.
B‐squared here.
261
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A bombshell study
came out this week
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that said all the
coolest kids in school
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are wearing
Big Jim merchandise to the big game.
264
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But where do you get it?
265
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Well, I'm glad you asked.
266
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From now until Friday,
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these babies are available
in locker 318.
268
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Now here's Ruth
with our jingle.
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♪ We hope our team
is gonna win ♪
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♪ Get your Big Jim merch
if you wanna fit in ♪
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♪ Locker 318,
if you know what I mean ♪
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♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
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Okay, verse number two.
274
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‐♪ Jim was born
down in Columbus, and‐‐ ♪ ‐Okay, Ruth.
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That's enough. Thank you.
276
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Anyway, clubs are meeting
and other school things are happening, too.
277
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This has been B‐squared.
278
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And that's what's real.
279
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(news fanfare plays)
280
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(doorbell rings)
281
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'Sup, bro?
282
00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:03,618
Why'd you text me
and say you need me to come over?
283
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,736
Do you need to go over
the cheating plan again?
284
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,000
No, I think I got it.
You sit behind me and copy my answers.
285
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:13,791
Big Jim, I'm just gonna
come out and say it.
286
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‐I'm not gonna cheat for you.
‐What?
287
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Here's why your plan's
not gonna work.
288
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I'm a big old snitch.
289
00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,681
In fact, I'm snitching to you
that I am a snitch.
290
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,137
That's how big of a snitch I am.
291
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:27,472
All I'm trying to say is,
you have so much going for you.
292
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Don't throw it away
because of some cheating scandal.
293
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,944
Here. Take a look at this.
294
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Ever hear of
Regular‐Size Ronnie?
295
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‐He was the star kicker at‐‐
‐(foghorn blares)
296
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(audience cheering)
297
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,410
Woo!
298
00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:45,873
Aah!
299
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,326
Host: Okay, audience.You see your choices.
300
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‐One, two, or three.
‐(bell dings three times)
301
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You guys voteon what you wantto have happen next.
302
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My nerves are out the roof
right now.
303
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,047
‐Director:
All right, so, Owen. ‐Mm‐hmm?
304
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The scene'll re‐start
with a new line you have written in the book,
305
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,255
and you should read
that new line.
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00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:03,468
‐All right, here we go.
‐I'm ready.
307
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,048
‐(bell rings)
‐Host: Okay, that's it.Votes are in.
308
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:07,183
Let's go back to the scene.
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Director:
Action!
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00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:12,019
Owen:
Here. Take a look at this.
311
00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:18,899
(audience cheering)
312
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,816
All right. I wanted to
convince you of the dangers of cheating.
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And there's nothing
more convincing
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than a young man
in a three‐piece suit.
315
00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,372
I mean, look at it.
Look at it.
316
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:31,118
‐Uh‐huh.
‐See, that's right. Yeah. Mm‐hmm.
317
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,210
Uh, especially if that young man
318
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decides to sing you a song
about not cheating.
319
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:37,459
‐(bell dings)
‐Which is what I'm gonna do right now.
320
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,670
‐Woo!
‐(audience clapping)
321
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,170
(gospel music plays)
322
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:45,553
♪ Oh, hoo, hoo ♪
323
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,104
(high‐pitched)
♪ Hee hee ♪
324
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,770
(normal voice)
♪ Sometimes in your life ♪
325
00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,846
♪ You don't gotta cheat ♪
326
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,901
This is a song
for Big Jim.
327
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,305
(audience cheering)
328
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,324
‐♪ Big Jim ♪
‐♪ Ooh ooh ♪
329
00:15:01,317 --> 00:15:04,237
‐♪ You know ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
330
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,027
Oh! My choir.
331
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,070
‐Thanks, guys. Yes.
‐Choir: ♪ Cheat ♪
332
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‐♪ Big Jim ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
333
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:13,406
♪ Oh, you don't gotta cheat ♪
334
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,672
‐♪ Ooh ooh, oh ♪
‐♪ Don't cheat ♪
335
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:19,036
♪ Oh, Big Jim ♪
336
00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:22,763
‐♪ You don't got to, ooh ♪
‐♪ Ooh ooh ♪
337
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,465
‐(high‐pitched) ♪ Cheat ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
338
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,755
‐(audience clapping)
‐Choir: ♪ Don't cheat ♪
339
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,339
‐(normal voice) ♪ Big Jim ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
340
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,814
‐♪ I know it's hard ♪
‐♪ Don't cheat ♪
341
00:15:30,805 --> 00:15:33,015
‐♪ When you ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
342
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,095
‐♪ Are looked at as an oaf ♪
‐♪ Don't cheat ♪
343
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:38,652
‐♪ But it's okay ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
344
00:15:38,646 --> 00:15:41,146
‐♪ Because someday ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
345
00:15:41,149 --> 00:15:42,979
‐♪ You'll go pro ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
346
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,362
♪ You're gonna
go pro ♪
347
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,242
♪ You're gonna go pro ♪
348
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:52,079
‐♪ You're gonna yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo ♪ ‐♪ Don't cheat ♪
349
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,786
♪ Go pro ♪
350
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,826
♪ Oh, Big Jim ♪
351
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:58,040
(audience cheering)
352
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,960
♪ Oh, Big Jim ♪
353
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:03,049
‐♪ I won't help you cheat
to improve your score ♪ ‐♪ Don't cheat ♪
354
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:09,086
♪ Even if I have to
eat fish sticks ♪
355
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:11,513
♪ From off the floor ♪
356
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,682
‐♪ Don't cheat, ooh ♪
‐♪ Oh, Big Jim ♪
357
00:16:14,682 --> 00:16:18,852
‐♪ It's okay, take my hand ♪
‐♪ Ooh ♪
358
00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,693
‐♪ Ooh ♪
‐♪ And you'll be okay ♪
359
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,069
Sing us out. Sing us out.
360
00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,145
‐♪ Oh, you shouldn't cheat ♪
‐♪ You shouldn't cheat ♪
361
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:27,151
‐♪ It won't go well ♪
‐♪ Oh‐ho ♪
362
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:30,163
‐♪ And if you do,
Owen will tell ♪ ‐♪ I'm gonna tell ♪
363
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,026
‐♪ Owen will tell,
Owen will tell ♪ ‐♪ I'm a big old snitch ♪
364
00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:34,794
‐♪ I'm a big old snitch ♪
‐♪ Owen will tell ♪
365
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:36,615
‐♪ I'm a big old snitch ♪
‐Soprano: ♪ Oh ♪
366
00:16:36,621 --> 00:16:39,001
♪ Owen will tell ♪
367
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,078
‐♪ Owen will tell,
Owen will tell ♪ ‐(audience cheering)
368
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:45,924
♪ Owen will tell,
Owen will tell ♪
369
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:48,802
‐♪ Owen will tell ♪
‐Can we give it up for the choir, baby?
370
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,549
‐Thank you. Thank you.
‐(audience cheering)
371
00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:53,755
Ooh!
372
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:56,810
See you guys
on the tour bus!
373
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,517
We takin' this
on the road.
374
00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:00,191
Huh.
375
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:04,111
So, you don't think
Big Jim should cheat?
376
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,359
(scoffs)
No.
377
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,360
You really believe
Big Jim can pass?
378
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,492
I know Big Jim can pass.
379
00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,370
All right. I'll take the test.
380
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:18,538
On my own. Now,
let's learn about history.
381
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,367
(laughs)
382
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:24,133
It's math, but I love
your enthusiasm. Let's hit these books.
383
00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:27,796
(audience cheering)
384
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:35,219
♪ "Just Roll With It" ♪
385
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,097
♪♪
386
00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,847
(scoffs)
387
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:45,112
I can't believe you guys
are almost sold out of this junk.
388
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:47,686
Yeah. It's great how
impressionable people are.
389
00:17:47,692 --> 00:17:49,532
TV should really be illegal.
390
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:52,824
(sobbing)
391
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:56,082
All is lost, children.
All is lost.
392
00:17:56,075 --> 00:18:00,195
I just ran Big Jim's test
through the grade machine, and he...
393
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:02,214
(sobs)
Failed!
394
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,247
He can't play in the big game.
395
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:08,171
Disperse, students!
Head for the hills.
396
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,340
Go find other schools
to enroll in.
397
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,011
And you.
398
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:16,223
You're the one that
did this to us.
399
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,390
He was supposed to
make Big Jim smart.
400
00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:19,849
Students:
Boo, Owen.
401
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,599
All (chanting):
Boo, Owen. Boo, Owen!
402
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,152
‐Boo, Owen!
‐I know my angry mobs.
403
00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,186
This could be real bad
for my brother.
404
00:18:27,189 --> 00:18:29,189
‐Come with me.
‐All: Boo, Owen! Boo, Owen!
405
00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:33,491
I‐I‐I‐I'm sorry.
I swear Big Jim was doing pretty good last night.
406
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,367
(monotone) Owen,
I'm a furious ball of rage.
407
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,775
Prepare to taste my wrath.
408
00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:41,004
‐(news fanfare plays on TV)
‐Look, everyone.
409
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:42,455
The TV just came on.
410
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:46,214
B‐squared, here,with a breaking news bulletin.
411
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,998
We're all dealing
with the aftermath of...
412
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:52,173
(news fanfare plays)
413
00:18:52,173 --> 00:18:55,303
The failing of
"Big" Jim Miller.
414
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,181
I'm proud to announce
an exclusive interview
415
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:02,139
with the flunky
of the hour, himself: "Big" Jim Miller.
416
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:06,101
Big Jim, give it to me straight.
What happened?
417
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,193
The thing is,
all the questions they asked was stuff that I didn't know.
418
00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:12,280
And I believe you even worked
with a tutor on this.
419
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,106
Yeah. Owen.
420
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:16,451
All:
Grrr!
421
00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:19,617
And your failingwasn't his fault.Was it?
422
00:19:19,617 --> 00:19:22,197
No. And nobodyshould be mad at him.
423
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,833
‐All: Huh?
‐In fact, Owen was thefirst tutor Big Jim had
424
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:28,001
who actually caredabout Big Jim as a person,
425
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,460
and not just some jockwho can help the school win.
426
00:19:30,461 --> 00:19:33,091
And even thoughBig Jim only gotthree questions right,
427
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:35,379
Big Jim got thosethree questions righton his own.
428
00:19:35,383 --> 00:19:38,143
So, there you have it.
Big Jim can't play,
429
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:40,215
but it was not
because of his shrimpy,
430
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,721
yet well‐intending tutor,
Owen Blatt.
431
00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:46,143
And what better wayto commemoratethis historic day
432
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:49,153
than by buying your very own
433
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:53,396
"I Was There WhenBig Jim Failed" T‐shirts.
434
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,951
Pre‐order with Ruthin the cafeteria.
435
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,605
♪♪
436
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:04,949
I still can't believe it.
I got in the big game.
437
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,214
Hey, maybe if more
of the good players fail stuff,
438
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,536
you'll get to start someday.
439
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,995
Thanks. I guess.
440
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,960
(doorbell rings)
441
00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,969
Big Jim! Ha! Yeah.
442
00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,558
The team really
needed you earlier.
443
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,136
I mean really,
really needed you.
444
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,562
I mean, the kids lost bad.
445
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,523
It was brutal.
So brutal the coach said, "Whatever,"
446
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,693
and let Owen play.
447
00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:38,196
‐Uh, did you see him out there?
‐I ran down the court twice.
448
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,355
A whole 16 seconds of action.
449
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:44,157
I almost got it on video,
but by the time I got the phone out of my purse,
450
00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:46,790
they'd already sent him
back to the bench.
451
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:50,168
Owen, Big Jim
wanted to say thanks.
452
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:54,666
‐(foghorn blares)
‐(audience cheering)
453
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:56,460
‐Host:
Okay, audience. ‐(bell dings three times)
454
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:59,224
What should Big Jimgive Owen?
455
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:02,136
This episode has been
the best episode of my life.
456
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:04,046
I think Big Jim is gonna
give him a present,
457
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:05,814
and that present is messy.
458
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,266
All:
Just Roll With It!
459
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,436
Host:
And let's go backto the scene.
460
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,229
Director:
Action!
461
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:13,108
Owen, Big Jim wanted
to say thanks.
462
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:16,025
So, Big Jim got you
a milkshake slide.
463
00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:19,025
‐(bell dinging)
‐(audience cheering)
464
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:27,156
‐(audience cheering)
‐Oh... my...
465
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,161
‐Wow!
‐It's so‐‐ Oh, my gosh!
466
00:21:29,163 --> 00:21:31,213
‐Rachel: That's big!
‐Blair: That's big!
467
00:21:31,207 --> 00:21:33,127
Big Jim, can I go first?
468
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,535
‐Jim: Yes! Go ahead.
‐(audience cheering)
469
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,508
(cheering, clapping continues)
470
00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,678
(Byron and Rachel yelling)
471
00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:46,512
(yelling):
Oh! Oh‐ho‐ho!
472
00:21:46,514 --> 00:21:48,854
Audience (chanting):
Head first! Head first!
473
00:21:48,849 --> 00:21:50,809
‐Head first! Head first!
‐Here we go! Here we go!
474
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,270
Aah!
475
00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:55,109
‐(sloshing)
‐(Blair screaming)
476
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:57,935
(audience yelling, cheering)
477
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,360
Aah! Ha ha!
478
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,701
‐(Blair screaming)
‐Byron: Aah!
479
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,744
Jim (chanting):
Rachel!
480
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,530
Jim and Owen (chanting):
Rachel! Rachel!
481
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:08,834
(all yelling)
482
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,618
(Blair screams)
483
00:22:10,621 --> 00:22:12,751
You all right, baby?
Oh!
484
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,328
‐It's my wife! It's my wife!
‐Jim (chanting): Owen!
485
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:18,344
‐Owen!
‐All (chanting): Owen! Owen!
486
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‐(audience cheering)
‐Oh!
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00:22:20,631 --> 00:22:23,221
Audience (chanting):
Blair! Blair! Blair! Blair!
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‐Blair! Blair!
‐(Blair shrieks)
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‐(Byron laughing)
‐(Blair screaming)
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Oh!
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‐Come on over here.
‐Audience (chanting) Big Jim! Big Jim!
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All (chanting):
Big Jim! Big Jim!
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‐Me?
‐All (chanting): Big Jim! Big Jim!
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Let's go!
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(all screaming, cheering)
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Byron:
Whoa!
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‐(sloshing)
‐(all yelling, cheering)
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‐Byron: Yeah! Yeah!
‐(audience clapping)
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And that's our show!
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‐(audience cheering)
‐You guys have been a great crowd!
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Woo!
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00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:57,170
‐Tobie and Ramon: Yeah!
‐(audience cheering)
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00:22:58,836 --> 00:23:01,296
(cheering continues)
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(choir clapping)
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Choir:
♪ Ro‐oh‐oll With It ♪
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00:23:09,305 --> 00:23:12,885
‐♪ Just Roll With It,
Just Roll With it ♪ ‐(all clapping rhythmically)
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00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,982
♪ Just Roll With It,
Ro‐oh‐oll With It ♪
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00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:20,479
♪ Just Roll With It,
Just Roll With It ♪
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00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:25,112
♪ Just Roll With It,
Ro‐oh‐oll With It ♪
510
00:23:25,162 --> 00:23:29,712
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