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Tobie:
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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(cheering)
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(theme music plays)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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Let's cha‐cha.
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‐Just...
‐Roll...
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‐With...
‐It.
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‐(bell ringing)
‐(kids cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(audience cheering)
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Welcome to
Just Roll With It!
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(audience cheering)
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When you hear this sound:
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(foghorn blares)
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The studio audience gets to
vote on what happens to us in scenes.
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(audience cheering)
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Kaylin, it's your line.
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(yelling): What?
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Sorry. I got these,
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'cause if I don't hear
the foghorn,
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nothing can happen to me.
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That's not how it works at all.
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Well, whether we hear it or not,
we'll have to:
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All:
Just Roll With It!
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(audience cheering)
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
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(giggles)
It's here! It's here!
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It's really here!
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Kids. Kids.
Gather around.
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Our lives are about to
change forever.
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This is a smart toilet.
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‐From Japan.
‐(giggles)
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Wow.
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You know how we've
been doing all those TV commercials recently.
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‐(foghorn blares)
‐(gasps)
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‐What?
‐(laughing)
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‐(bell dings three times)
‐Host: It's time to vote.What type of commercial
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should Byron and Rachelmake?
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I'm so excited.
First scene, first horn.
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We will be starting the scene
with Byron reading a new line
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from a cue card
below the camera.
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‐Host: Now back to the scene.
‐Man: Let's roll, please.
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Director:
Action!
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You know how we've been doing
all those TV commercials recently.
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‐(Byron laughing)
‐(bell dinging)
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(audience cheering)
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I'm Byron Blatt from Beatz 101,
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here to introduce Sumo Shampoo.
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My wife and producer, Rachel,
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will help me tell you
about the benefits
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of this incredible product.
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‐Rachel: That's right, Byron.
‐Byron: Ah!
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Now, the nice thing
about this shampoo is you can use a little bit,
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or you can use a lot.
And it doesn't matter.
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha!
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Rachel:
Oh, it feels nice.
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Don't let the tingles scare you.
That just means it's working.
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‐That's just menthol!
‐You have stolen my Sumo Shampoo!
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I now challenge you
to a match.
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Nope. (laughs)
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‐(Byron laughing)
‐(audience exclaiming)
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(audience cheering)
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Referee:
All right, you ready for this?
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And... fight.
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Let's go, baby. Come on.
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‐Rachel: It's all right.
My spirit animal is a turtle. ‐(Byron laughs)
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(Byron yelling)
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‐(Byron yells)
‐Baby, this is‐‐
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This is not
the time to be proud.
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Come here. Come here.
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‐Come on, baby.
‐Aah!
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Here we go.
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Aah!
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Okay.
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‐Hold on, we're comin' for ya.
We're comin' for ya. ‐Aah!
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Here I come.
I'm gonna bite your feet.
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Byron:
Bite his feet!
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Woo!
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‐Just gotta get some momentum.
‐Byron: Aah!
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‐I just gotta get my momentum‐‐
‐Byron: Aah!
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(Byron yelling, laughing)
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(audience cheering)
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‐Byron: Aah!
‐Rachel: Oh, ho ho!
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Byron:
Aah!
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Rachel:
Oh!
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‐The winners!
‐Oh!
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(audience cheering)
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Now we'll leave you
with the Sumo Shampoo jingle.
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Byron, sing it with me.
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‐♪ Sumo‐‐ ♪
‐♪ I love... ♪
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Oh, here we go.
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(dance music plays)
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♪ When you go to use shampoo ♪
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♪ Make sure it is Sumo ♪
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♪ When you go to use shampoo ♪
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Both:
♪ Make sure it is Sumo ♪
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♪ Sumo Shampoo ♪
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Both:
♪ Sumo Sumo Shampoo ♪
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‐♪ Sumo ♪
‐♪ Sumo ♪
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‐♪ Shampoo ♪
‐♪ Sumo ♪
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(singing continues on phone)
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‐First I've heard of it.
‐Nope, didn't have a clue.
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Well, your dad just
did one for this Japanese toilet company.
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And they paid me in toilets.
Well, just one toilet.
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It has a heated seat,
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an auto‐flush feature,
its own concierge service,
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cutting‐edge
self‐learning software,
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and it even uses AI
to get to know each user.
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Toilet, go on.
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‐Introduce yourself.
‐(lid clatters)
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Hello, I am T. O. T.The toilet of tomorrow.
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T.O.T., we're honored
to have you in our home.
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And apologies
in advance for what I'm going to do to you.
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Do not let my size fool you.
(chuckles softly)
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Ah, it's time for school.
You kids better get going.
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Like my old drill instructor
used to say,
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"You miss the ride,
it's your hide."
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He said some
other stuff, too,
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but it's a little early
for cursing.
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Can you guys sign
these permission slips?
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Blair and I have a field trip
to the aquarium on Friday.
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I hope we get to see
the piranhas eat something.
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A swarm of piranhascan eat an entire cow
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‐in ten minutes flat.
‐(gasps)
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Mom, can we get a cow
before Friday?
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Please, please, please?
I promise to take care of it.
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No, Blair.
But I do have some good news.
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We signed up as chaperones
on your field trip. Ha.
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Wait. You're chaperoning?
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Cute, but no.
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Uh, Blair, that's so mean.
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But correct.
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There is no chance
you're going on our field trip.
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You'll totally embarrass us.
It's in your DNA.
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Ooh, Rachel it hurts.
Oh, it hurts so bad.
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Okay, we're gonna
head to school. Don't wanna be late.
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I don't care about that.
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I'm just leaving 'cause
it's uncomfortable.
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Wow. That was really rough.
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Does this mean the kids
don't think I'm cool anymore?
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Huh. That can't be.
Unless...
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You don't think this is
the beginning of the kids pushing us away
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and no longer needing us,
do you?
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Downloading the e‐book
What To Do When Your Children No Longer Need You,
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and Other Shorts Stories
For Old, Uncool Parents.
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♪♪
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‐Blair, look!
The toilet's been set up. ‐(chuckles)
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Now, time to toast these buns.
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T.O.T., do your thing.
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T.O.T.:
Commence warming.
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Oh, yeah.
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My butt feels like
a warm tortilla.
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Okay. There.
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I just finished setting up
our user profiles.
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All we need to do is activate
the voice recognition software.
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I'll go first.
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T.O.T., I'm Owen.
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Hello, Owen.Voice analyzation indicates
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you are a 12‐year‐oldhuman male
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of high intelligence.
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(laughs)
Extraordinary.
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And T. O. T., my home slice,
I'm Blair.
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Hello, Blair.Voice analyzation indicates
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you are a twelve‐year‐oldhuman female,
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with a pattern ofdelinquent behavior.
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Which, if left unchecked,
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will likely lead towardsthe life of a petty grifter.
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Wow. For the first time,
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I really feel seen.
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(phone beeps)
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Oh, man!
It's Nana Blatt's birthday.
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Oh, no. I totally forgot
to send something.
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Don't worry. I tookthe liberty of arrangingfor a seasonal bouquet,
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to be delivered witha card reading,
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"Happy Birthday, Nana.You're 70 years young.
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"Or ten, in dog years.
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‐LOL. Love,Owen and Blair." ‐(both laughing)
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T.O.T., you life‐saving
lavatory.
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Yes!
Another year in the will.
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Excuse me.I have a question.
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Um, uh, didn't know it could
ask questions, but go ahead.
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What am I?
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You're a toilet.
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Is it good to be a toilet?
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Um, well...
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Toilets are pretty necessary,
so...
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yeah.
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By why am I... toilet?
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Oh, my gosh.
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This toilet isn't
just self‐learning. It's self‐aware.
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Whoa!
Wait, what does that mean?
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It means T. O. T. is alive!
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Both:
Whoa!
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(audience cheering)
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♪♪
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Owen:
T. O. T., we're home!
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(T.O.T. whimpering)
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What is happening?
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(whimpering continues)
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‐T.O.T., are you upset
about something? ‐(lid clattering)
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Last night, when performingmy updates,
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I download the completeemotions package.
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So, when you and Blairleft me here all day, I...
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I...
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missed you.
(sobbing)
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Oh, T. O. T.,
we never meant to hurt you.
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You're our friend.
We'd never abandon one of our friends.
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We gotta leave
if we're gonna make it to the movie.
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Not now, Ruth.
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So, you'll stay and hang outwith me?
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Of course, honey.
We're here for you.
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Um, how long do you think
you're gonna be consoling your toilet?
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Sorry, Ruth.
We're gonna have to bail on the movie.
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Hip, hip, hooray!
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Wait. Just so I'm clear,
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are you guys blowing me off
to hang out with...
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your toilet?
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Someday when you have
a toilet of your own, you'll understand.
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Dance party!
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(dance music plays)
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Ayyyy!
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What up, fam?
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Y'all keepin' it 100
down here?
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‐Spill the tea.
‐Mm.
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Man.
(sucks teeth)
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Man, I low‐key love havin'
breakfast with my squad.
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‐Ooh.
‐Both: Squad goals.
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Are you feeling okay?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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‐Is this you guys trying
to not be embarrassing? ‐(Rachel scoffs)
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Oh ho. Uh, pound sign,
y'all are straight tripping. (chuckles)
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We just lettin' y'all know,
we down.
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We're savage.
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‐We're woke.
‐Rachel: Oh.
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So woke. Like...
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early riser,
three cups of coffee woke.
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And not at all salty
about the chaperone thing.
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(chuckles)
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No FOMO here‐o.
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To B. H., we chillin'.
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Ow.
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Yeah, well, we have stuff to do.
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But good luck with
whatever this is.
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Oh, you big man, huh?
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‐No need to throw blinds!
(scoffs) ‐Shade!
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‐Why can't I remember that?
‐Throw shade!
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Morning, T. O. T.!
We have a super fun day planned for us.
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(foghorn blares)
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(audience cheering)
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Host:
Okay, audience.
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‐ What should T. O. T.'sfun day be? ‐(bell dings three times)
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Both:
One, two, three. We got this!
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Host:
Okay, that's it.Votes are in.
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Let's go back to the scene.
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Director:
Action.
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Morning, T. O. T.
We have a super fun day planned for us.
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I have an idea.Let's do a dance‐off.
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‐(bell dings)
‐(audience cheering)
261
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T.O.T.: During the break,the audience had their owndance contest,
262
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and the Robertson family won.
263
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(audience cheering)
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00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:13,130
Come on in, guys.
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(audience cheering)
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(cheering, clapping continues)
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You really gotta stop
letting people in our house, T. O. T.
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Yeah.
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‐ Owen and Blair,you're up first. ‐Okay.
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Get ready, get set...
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Dance off!
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(dance music plays)
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T.O.T. (in slow motion):
Dance slower...
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(audience cheering)
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T.O.T.:
Now dance faster!
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(fast dance music plays)
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‐(Blair squealing, laughing)
‐(Owen laughing)
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‐(Blair squealing)
‐Oh, what is it‐‐ I don't know.
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T.O.T.:
Okay.
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‐That's enough.
‐Okay.
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I found your dancingto be displeasing.
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Y our dancing made me want toplunge myself in the face.
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(audience laughing)
284
00:14:10,892 --> 00:14:14,022
N ow, let's seewhat the Robertsonshave to offer.
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‐(audience cheering)
‐T. O. T.: Ready, set...
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‐ Dance!
‐(dance music playing)
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(cheering continues)
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T.O.T.:
Now this is dancing.
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Now we're going faster.
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(fast dance music plays)
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Oh!
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T.O.T.:
Now slower.
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Owen:
Okay.
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‐(slow dance music plays)
‐(audience cheering)
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(audience cheering)
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That was terrific!
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Let's get a round of applausefor the Robertson family.
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(audience cheering)
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Come on, audience.Help me decide who won.
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00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:59,901
Who thinksBlair and Owendid the best?
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(light applause, cheering)
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00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:09,124
Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Who thinks theRobertson familydid the best?
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(audience cheering loudly)
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Wow.
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(laughing)
Unbelievable.
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And now,the Robertson family
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is the winner ofthe Golden Plunger!
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‐Presented by our house DJ,Lela B. ‐Wow! (kisses)
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‐Great job, buddy.
‐You, too.
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One more time forthe Robertson family.
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(audience cheering)
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Wow. That was a lot of fun.
314
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But I am wiped.
315
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:53,164
I think I need a nap.
316
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:58,832
Shh. I think T. O. T.'s
finally in sleep mode.
317
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:02,674
Ugh. Man, I'm exhausted.
Whew.
318
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:05,840
Me, too. But, aw...
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Doesn't T. O. T. just look
so peaceful?
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00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:15,310
I never imagined
I'd be taking care of a toilet at this age.
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00:16:17,018 --> 00:16:19,018
Or uttering that sentence.
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‐Night‐night, T. O. T.
‐(kisses)
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‐(snoring)
‐(soft music plays)
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(snoring)
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(snoring continues)
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00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,579
Rise and shine, sleepyhead!
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We have another
exciting day planned,
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00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:45,089
so clear your calendar,
and set your pipes to fun!
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00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:50,428
Owen, Blair.Please take a seat.
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00:16:51,802 --> 00:16:53,552
Is everything okay?
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00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:56,064
There's no easy wayto say this.
332
00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:58,807
While I have enjoyedour time together,
333
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:01,269
there is a hole within T. O. T.
334
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,820
And not just the holethat the filth goes in.
335
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,860
A n emotional hole.
336
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:09,860
I realized...
337
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,112
I need to be with my family.
338
00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:15,584
But we're your family.
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00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:19,206
No. My toilet family.
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00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:28,090
(audience cheering)
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♪♪
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T.O.T., so you really wanna
leave us?
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00:17:38,099 --> 00:17:41,099
I started researchingwhere I came from.
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00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:45,272
And I learned about a placewhere there are other toilets.Like me.
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00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:48,903
A magical place called...a Japan!
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00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:53,696
I've decided to returnto my homeland.
347
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:57,791
‐We can go with you!
‐Yeah! Maybe we can go there for spring break.
348
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,785
While I appreciate the offer,
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00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,367
I must make this trip alone.
350
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:06,133
W e Japanese toiletsare sophisticated,and worldly.
351
00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:08,547
I'm afraid if you come,you'll...
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00:18:08,546 --> 00:18:11,336
w ell... embarrass me.
353
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:16,389
I'm sorry. It's‐‐It's just in your DNA.
354
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:21,227
Aah! Owen, it hurts!
355
00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,145
It hurts so bad.
356
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,404
Blair, I know this is hard,
but...
357
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:31,439
if you love a toilet,
you have to set it free.
358
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T.O.T., we respect
your decision to leave.
359
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:38,083
T.O.T.:
Thank you.
360
00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,905
I have alreadyarranged transport
361
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,000
via the personalconcierge function.
362
00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,918
I don't know what
I'm going to do without you, T. O. T.
363
00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,336
Our little guy is all
grown up. (chuckles)
364
00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,800
I will never forget you two.
365
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,257
Whenever your stomachis feeling queasy,
366
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,388
please think of me.
367
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,677
We will, T. O. T.
We sure will.
368
00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:07,102
Now, let's try to makethe most of what little timewe have left.
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00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:12,323
‐(foghorn blares)
‐(audience cheering)
370
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,448
(laughing)
371
00:19:14,445 --> 00:19:16,405
‐(bell dings three times)
‐Host: It's the last vote.
372
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:19,075
What should T. O. T.'sfinal game be?
373
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:22,075
‐Whoa. How are you feeling?
‐Oh, I'm feeling kind of nervous.
374
00:19:22,078 --> 00:19:24,658
T.O.T.'s so sassy.
That's what I love about him.
375
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,044
So we will be
restarting the scene
376
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,630
‐with a new line of dialogue
from T. O. T. ‐Okay.
377
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,046
Host:
And let's go backto the scene.
378
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:32,245
Director:
Action!
379
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:36,014
Now let's try to make the mostof the time we have left
380
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,588
by playing one last game:
381
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,974
Water Blaster Fight!
382
00:19:40,971 --> 00:19:44,101
‐(bell dinging)
‐Woo!
383
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,190
And I invited some friendsto join.
384
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:51,480
These are my friendsJohnny and Little Flush.
385
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:55,442
‐(audience laughing)
‐T. O. T.: Buckle yourself in.
386
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,954
(audience cheering)
387
00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:02,408
T.O.T.:
Go to opposite sidesof the bathroom.
388
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,120
When I say go,aim for the bulls eye
389
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:07,501
on each other's helmets.
390
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:10,208
On your mark, get set,
391
00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,379
Go!
392
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:17,127
‐(Blair giggling)
‐(spraying)
393
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,013
(squeals)
394
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,299
(spraying)
395
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,142
T.O.T.:
Try to aim better.
396
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,057
‐Oh, I gotcha. I gotcha.
I got‐‐ ‐Eat‐‐
397
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:27,387
Eat toilet, sucker!
398
00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:31,524
I'm gonna blast you
right off the toilet, punk!
399
00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:33,022
(spraying)
400
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:34,443
I can't see anything.
401
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,902
Loser cleans the bathroom
for a week.
402
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,202
T.O.T.:
And... time.
403
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:43,326
(audience cheering)
404
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:46,365
Wow. That was a lot of fun.
405
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:49,750
But now it's time for meto say goodbye,
406
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:52,039
the only way I know how.
407
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:56,212
(whimsical music playing)
408
00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,966
(clapping)
409
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,639
(Owen laughing softly)
410
00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,507
‐(Blair shrieks)
‐(liquid pouring)
411
00:21:05,514 --> 00:21:06,934
(music ends)
412
00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:12,097
(chuckles)
413
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:16,154
(audience cheering)
414
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,913
We're really gonna
miss you, T. O. T. (sniffles)
415
00:21:34,168 --> 00:21:36,708
It's so quiet
without T. O. T. here.
416
00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:39,172
I miss the pitter‐patter
of his little flushes.
417
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:43,393
I guess we could always
try to get another toilet.
418
00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,215
(sighs)
I don't know, Blair.
419
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:49,892
Does it really seem fair
to bring another toilet into this crazy,
420
00:21:49,892 --> 00:21:52,142
mixed‐up world we live in?
421
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,104
Maybe you're right.
422
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:56,610
You know,
423
00:21:56,607 --> 00:21:58,727
I wonder if this is how
Dad and Rachel felt
424
00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,034
when we said
they couldn't come on the field trip with us.
425
00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:05,448
Huh. I guess now we know
what it's like to be uncool.
426
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:08,035
Don't worry, Blair.
427
00:22:08,035 --> 00:22:09,535
I've got a funny
kind of feeling
428
00:22:09,537 --> 00:22:11,207
we're gonna see
T. O. T. again someday.
429
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,079
(shimmering)
430
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,085
Hey, guys.
431
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:19,666
What happened to those
try‐hard outfits?
432
00:22:19,672 --> 00:22:22,422
We realize we may have
gone a little overboard
433
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,014
with all that
acting young stuff.
434
00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:26,179
So we've decided
to accept that
435
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,808
sometimes you might not
want us around.
436
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:30,386
And we're okay with that.
437
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,521
Mom, do you think
you and Byron
438
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:35,149
still want to chaperone
our field trip?
439
00:22:35,145 --> 00:22:37,015
Yes, yes!
A thousand times yes!
440
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,402
We'd love to. No take‐backs.
This calls for a celebration.
441
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,071
‐Who wants to go to
Hurricane Cantina? ‐(all cheering)
442
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:45,070
Aah, all right,
just give me a minute. I'll be right back.
443
00:22:45,072 --> 00:22:47,742
By the way, Nana said
she got your flowers.
444
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,161
That was so sweet of you.
445
00:22:50,661 --> 00:22:54,671
Uh, kids,
where's the toilet?
446
00:22:56,917 --> 00:22:59,837
And that's our show!
447
00:22:59,837 --> 00:23:03,007
You guys have been
a great crowd!
448
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,877
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
449
00:23:04,884 --> 00:23:08,934
(audience cheering)
450
00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,517
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
451
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,519
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
452
00:23:20,524 --> 00:23:24,324
(cheering, clapping continues)
453
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,535
♪ Na na na nana na na na ♪
454
00:23:31,585 --> 00:23:36,135
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