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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:07,111 Well, here goes. 2 00:01:23,200 --> 00:01:24,713 without your love 3 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,840 you're such a lonely guy 4 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:30,479 I try to rise above... 5 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:42,633 Wltv rocks. 6 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:45,029 Say, has a friend ever complimented you 7 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:46,439 On a letter you've written? 8 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:49,034 Has anyone at work ever praised a report you've turned in? 9 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:51,953 I'm alex kellaway, and I'm here to tell you 10 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:53,792 That if you can write your own name, 11 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:56,440 I can make you a success in the publishing game. 12 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:57,873 Life's short, friends. 13 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,269 Why should other no-talents get all the breaks? 14 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:02,112 You could be that diamond in the rough, 15 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,758 That sow's ear just waiting 16 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:06,354 To be transformed into a silk purse. 17 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:07,793 Call for an appointment right now. 18 00:02:07,880 --> 00:02:11,919 212-555-8010. 19 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,310 Remember, if you don't make that call, 20 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,676 The only one who suffers is you. 21 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:24,359 Wltv. Rock all day. Rock all night. 22 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:26,237 Rock all the time. 23 00:02:27,960 --> 00:02:30,560 Hey, here's the new one from justine bancroft. 24 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,879 So, anybody can write, huh? Well, it may be so. 25 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,076 But something good? 26 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,838 Something important? 27 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,354 Tonight, we get to eat. 28 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,635 Steak, shrimp and artichokes. Tonight we get to eat. 29 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,160 Junk, junk. Gas bill. 30 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,629 Electric bill. Junk. 31 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:13,551 Telephone disconnection. Junk. 32 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,431 He promised. 33 00:03:28,760 --> 00:03:30,239 Mr. Guilford's office. 34 00:03:30,320 --> 00:03:31,469 Put him on. 35 00:03:31,560 --> 00:03:32,879 May I say who's calling? 36 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,996 You know who this is, mrs. Garcia. It's junior harmon. 37 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,911 Now, put him on the phone. 38 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,200 Mrs. Garcia: I'm sorry. Mr. Guilford's stepped away from his desk. 39 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,918 May I take a message? 40 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:48,197 I know he's there! He owes me money, damn it! 41 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,919 Now, look, mrs. Garcia, I haven't eaten in three days. 42 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,833 My rent's overdue and they're about to disconnect my phone. 43 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,672 That slob of an editor promised me a check for that assignment 44 00:03:55,760 --> 00:03:56,960 Over two weeks ago. 45 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,473 Now, you go get him and put him on the phone! 46 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,551 Mrs. Garcia: There's no need to be insulting. 47 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:02,278 Yeah? Well, you just tell my stomach that. 48 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:03,429 Now, you go get that greasy hack, 49 00:04:03,520 --> 00:04:04,669 And you put him on the phone right now! 50 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:06,591 Do you understand me? (line disconnecting) 51 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,591 Hey. Hello? Hello! 52 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:15,669 Miss hardcastle, 53 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,274 It's that junior harmon again. 54 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:20,237 Shall I get rid of him? 55 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:22,993 No. I'll do this one. 56 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:24,274 Yes? 57 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,874 Miss hardcastle? This is jp harmon. 58 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,474 I met you a few weeks ago at that 50s poster art exhibit. 59 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,869 The opening at the museum of pataphysics. 60 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:34,076 I'm a victim of many openings, mr. Harmon. 61 00:04:34,160 --> 00:04:36,480 I-I told you about my new novel, into the void, 62 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,118 And you seemed very, very interested. 63 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,918 I wanted to bring over the first few chapters. 64 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,310 Mr. Harmon, I'm swamped with work at present, 65 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:44,879 But if you'll have your agent call, perhaps we can... 66 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:48,157 Miss hardcastle, I can't get an agent. I can't get an agent 67 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,514 Till I get a publisher 68 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:52,273 And I can't get a publisher until I get an agent. 69 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,999 We can only accept submissions from legitimate representatives. 70 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,116 I'm sure you can appreciate our policy. 71 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:06,879 Wltv. 72 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:10,475 Tired of all the rejection? 73 00:05:10,560 --> 00:05:13,760 Tired of know-it-alls who can't appreciate your talent? 74 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,354 Well, I'm alex kellaway, and I'm here to tell you 75 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:17,953 That you don't even need talent 76 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:19,951 To make it in the publishing game. 77 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:22,031 I'm talking to you, you know. 78 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:25,715 If you can spell the word m-o-n-e-y, 79 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:27,631 You could be the one I'm looking for. 80 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:28,869 Come on down to my office, 81 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:31,474 And we'll check out the future together. 82 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:33,357 You've got nothing to lose. 83 00:05:51,680 --> 00:05:53,477 See you in an hour with the filet. 84 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,036 See you in an hour, julio. 85 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,320 Okay. 86 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:18,151 You're next. 87 00:06:22,280 --> 00:06:23,998 Button it, pal. 88 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:29,990 You can thank me later. 89 00:06:30,080 --> 00:06:32,071 I can't find the soap! First the water 90 00:06:32,160 --> 00:06:35,680 Is hot, and then it's cold. I used to enjoy 91 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,398 Taking a bath. 92 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,668 Rosie, when are those damn plumbers coming again? 93 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:45,355 They just enlarged that bathtub last week. 94 00:06:45,440 --> 00:06:49,149 Mr. K, this is jp harmon. 95 00:06:49,240 --> 00:06:50,639 You can call me junior, sir. 96 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:52,640 Junior?good. 97 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:54,437 Good hook for a dust jacket. 98 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,159 You want to be a writer, junior harmon? 99 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:58,560 I am a writer. 100 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,596 You want something to eat, junior? 101 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:03,715 No, thanks. 102 00:07:03,800 --> 00:07:05,518 Well, you've got to eat, my boy. 103 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,989 Hunger inspiring art is just a myth 104 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,719 Created for the no-talent hacks 105 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:13,920 To ease the pain of mediocrity. 106 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,071 Um, mr. Kellaway, I brought you the first few chapters 107 00:07:17,160 --> 00:07:18,560 Of my new novel, into the void. 108 00:07:18,560 --> 00:07:19,959 It's about a young man's descent 109 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,758 Into the hells of his greatest passions: 110 00:07:21,840 --> 00:07:24,035 An incestuous relationship with his sister, 111 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,235 The abandonment of his alcoholic father, 112 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:27,311 And the murder of his best friend. 113 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,435 A western? 114 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:30,112 A what? 115 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,320 It just happens, I need a western this week. 116 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,200 Look, mr. Kellaway, I'm a serious writer. 117 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:36,960 What I write comes from right here. 118 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,396 Well, I'll bet. Better you should write from here. 119 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:41,515 Sit down. 120 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,397 Let's see if you've got the goods. 121 00:07:50,680 --> 00:07:52,113 Ah. 122 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:55,033 I want you to take this 123 00:07:55,120 --> 00:07:57,111 In both hands, like this. 124 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:02,880 What the hell is this? 125 00:08:02,880 --> 00:08:05,678 This measures your s-rating. 126 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,120 Well, what about the talent? What about the writing? 127 00:08:09,120 --> 00:08:11,236 Ah, well, now, talent is fine. 128 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,629 If you have a little, then your ego will profit. 129 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,235 Otherwise, only your bank account will. 130 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,280 well, 131 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:22,429 Not bad at all. 132 00:08:23,960 --> 00:08:28,875 150,000 plus. First year. 133 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,836 You mean that thing told you 134 00:08:29,920 --> 00:08:32,878 That I was going to make $ 150,000? 135 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:37,556 120. I get 20 %. 136 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:38,834 But... 137 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,077 Would you like some bubbly? 138 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,275 No, no, no. Thanks. 139 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:45,874 Ah, jeez! Oh! Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 140 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,518 You know, I really am. Here. 141 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,636 Let's get this to the cleaner. 142 00:08:50,720 --> 00:08:53,154 It's the least we can do, my boy. 143 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,514 Mr. Kellaway, about my novel... 144 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,160 Harmon, my boy... 145 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,995 Have you ever wondered how all those bestsellers get published? 146 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:12,878 Did you ever think it was talent? 147 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:15,428 Or art had anything to do with it? 148 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:17,954 No. 149 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:18,995 Magic. 150 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,115 What? 151 00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,713 Magic! 152 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,153 Pure and simple. 153 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,720 Oh, that's right, my boy. 154 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,199 That's right. 155 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:29,998 Oh, I'm not the only one practicing it. 156 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:31,513 All the good agents do, 157 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,440 To one degree or another. 158 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:38,389 But it just happens that I am very good at what I do. 159 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,560 Very good. 160 00:09:42,560 --> 00:09:46,080 I just can't believe that I'm listening to this. 161 00:09:46,080 --> 00:09:47,520 Well, I'll prove it to you. 162 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,158 Anybody owe you money? 163 00:09:49,240 --> 00:09:52,160 Yeah. Harold guilford. 164 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:54,276 Mercenaries of fortune. 165 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:56,271 I know that scum well. 166 00:09:57,600 --> 00:09:58,715 Rosie? 167 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,791 Get me harry guilford. 168 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:06,560 Hello, alex, how are you? 169 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:09,950 I was great, harry, you sniveling cheat, 170 00:10:10,040 --> 00:10:12,349 Until one of my new clients told me 171 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:14,635 That you still owe him some money! 172 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:16,392 Oh, really? There must be some mistake. 173 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:17,913 you know I always 174 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,274 Twelve hundred. Pay my writers, alex. 175 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,429 Even though some of these guys... 176 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:24,069 Harry, harry, I've heard it all before. 177 00:10:24,160 --> 00:10:27,197 A junior harmon here tells me that you still owe him 178 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:31,114 Fifteen hundred bucks for a trashy article 179 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:33,270 That you had him write a while back. 180 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:34,679 How about it? 181 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:36,000 I've got integrity, alex. 182 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,230 I always pay, even if it's for junk. 183 00:10:38,320 --> 00:10:39,833 This business isn't what it used to be. 184 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,831 The stuff I'm forced to publish, 185 00:10:41,920 --> 00:10:43,797 It's a wonder I can put food on the table. 186 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:45,029 My daughter needs braces. 187 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,240 Can you believe 5,000 bucks? 188 00:10:46,240 --> 00:10:49,357 I knew this would come in handy again. 189 00:10:49,440 --> 00:10:51,431 I've got to put out trash to pay for it, and the wife, 190 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,670 The baby seal coat I got her last winter 191 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:54,829 Is no good this year. 192 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,114 She's got to have a new one. 193 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:59,272 I mean, she spends more time on fifth avenue 194 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:00,315 Than she does at home. 195 00:11:00,400 --> 00:11:01,753 The only way I know I'm married... 196 00:11:01,840 --> 00:11:02,875 Got a safety pin? 197 00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,154 No. 198 00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,151 The writers, they all think they're hemingway 199 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:07,434 For christ's sake. 200 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,033 One guy tried to hold me up for $500. 201 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:12,911 What's the matter, harold? 202 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:15,195 You sound like you're in pain. 203 00:11:15,280 --> 00:11:16,800 It's these damn ulcers. 204 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,475 I got ulcers from... 205 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:24,633 Yes, well, tough times don't last, so they say. 206 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:26,472 But I would suggest that you get a check 207 00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,438 Over here to the office this afternoon, harry. 208 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,398 We wouldn't want to add migraines 209 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,391 To those ulcers, now, would we? 210 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:41,760 A rather crude demonstration, I must admit. 211 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,876 But you can rest assured 212 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:46,838 That check will be in my office by 5:00 p.M. 213 00:11:46,920 --> 00:11:49,514 Now, let's get back to that western I need. 214 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,640 You're, uh, 35, born in new york, 215 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,360 An only child and never married. 216 00:11:55,360 --> 00:11:57,078 How did you know that? 217 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:01,119 Animal... Sacrifice. 218 00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:02,076 Huh? 219 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:04,000 The good book says here 220 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,879 That animal sacrifice is the most appropriate method 221 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,350 For a writer of your characteristics. 222 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:19,356 The last writer to use that won a pulitzer. 223 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:21,556 Animal sacrifice? 224 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,400 Now, this is what I call 225 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:35,628 Exquisite taste. 226 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:36,800 Yeah, it is, 227 00:12:36,800 --> 00:12:37,994 Isn't it? 228 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,230 An animal lover! 229 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,512 You never told me you loved animals. 230 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,033 Yeah, well, um, 231 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,951 I can't help it. 232 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,471 I just knew you were a sensitive man. 233 00:12:56,800 --> 00:12:59,030 Ever since I read long in the saddle, 234 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,793 I just knew it. 235 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:09,989 Yeah? 236 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,310 Junior, my boy! 237 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,549 Hello, alex. 238 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:15,119 So, how is she? 239 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,320 What? 240 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,560 That editor, uh, miss, uh, hardcastle. 241 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:19,515 How is she? 242 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:20,794 How did you know? 243 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,711 You don't think she liked long in the saddle 244 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,279 By accident, do you? 245 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:27,113 I goosed the spell a little while I was at it, though. 246 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:28,269 Didn't think you'd mind. 247 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:31,511 The combination of siamese cat and brazilian parrot 248 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:34,751 Has wonderfully erotic side effects. 249 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:37,991 As I hope you're discovering. 250 00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,672 Alex, it's 2:00 in the morning. 251 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:41,318 Good news, my boy, 252 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,837 I just sold the movie rights to this director for $ 100,000. 253 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,478 Plus five percent. 254 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,960 100,000? 255 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:50,359 I can't believe it. 256 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,960 I'm gonna need a spy thriller post haste. 257 00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:54,313 Set it in the middle east. 258 00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:56,834 And get me several steaming women. 259 00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,751 Anything, it doesn't matter. 260 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,478 Oh, one thing, though. 261 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,240 You're gonna need a goat for this one. 262 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,276 Rosie will bring one by tomorrow. 263 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,637 Oh, no! I don't believe it! 264 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:24,280 He ate my best silk nightgown. Junior: Shh! 265 00:14:24,360 --> 00:14:26,032 The one you loved so much. 266 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:29,551 You're history, pal. 267 00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,629 Lamb chops and mutton stew. 268 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,191 Memory in the pit of my stomach! 269 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:35,918 No! No, no, no, brenda, no. 270 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:39,431 Brenda, I promise you, 271 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,669 He'll be gone by tomorrow. 272 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:42,193 Junior, 273 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,554 I mean it this time. 274 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:46,108 We have lived together for over a year now. 275 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,520 And I love you. 276 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,670 But we live in a zoo! 277 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,637 A godforsaken zoo! 278 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,632 Okay, okay, I know it's hard to share my affections with others, 279 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:56,676 But they're my inspiration. 280 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,432 I've had it. 281 00:14:58,520 --> 00:15:00,640 Brenda... 282 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:03,598 They help me with my writing. 283 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,671 You love my writing, don't you? 284 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:25,269 Bless you! 285 00:15:27,520 --> 00:15:28,960 That's it. Brenda! 286 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:30,279 Junior, that's it! 287 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,237 You have a choice. 288 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:35,869 You can have me or you can have your dogs, 289 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:40,158 Your cats, your myna birds and your sheep! 290 00:15:40,240 --> 00:15:42,037 That's it! 291 00:15:52,920 --> 00:15:53,989 Hey, good-looking. 292 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,358 Thought it was supposed to be a lamb. 293 00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:02,919 It's time to move on 294 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,831 To bigger and better things, my boy. 295 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,992 The good book says larger mammals next. 296 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:09,280 No, alex. 297 00:16:09,280 --> 00:16:10,759 I have had it. 298 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,751 I've turned my home into a menagerie for you, 299 00:16:12,840 --> 00:16:14,159 Just so that in a moment's notice, 300 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,480 I can be ready for any one of your crazy schemes. 301 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,517 You know, I feel like lady macbeth. 302 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,989 No matter how hard I rub, I can't get the blood off. 303 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:25,356 Say, is everything all right with you and brenda? 304 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,032 You leave her out of this! 305 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:30,669 Junior, you have got to kill that bear. 306 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:32,910 We're looking at a seven-figure advance. 307 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,479 Presold movie rights! 308 00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:35,709 No, alex. 309 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:37,552 Enough is enough! 310 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,437 No more westerns, no more romantic dribble. 311 00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:43,433 No more chasing around the caribbean with revolutionaries 312 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:44,589 And oversexed women. 313 00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:47,240 What are you gonna do instead, my boy? 314 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:50,392 Earn a little self-respect. 315 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:59,994 You can't eat self-respect,Junior. 316 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:05,029 Well? 317 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:09,193 Bring me that tie you got off junior harmon. 318 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,029 Hi. 319 00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:18,951 What did you get? 320 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,431 Five hundred. 321 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,072 Five hundred? 322 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:31,720 Only five hundred? 323 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,597 I paid $ 3,000 for that stereo system. 324 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:37,070 It was the best I could get, darling. 325 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,434 It's not even enough 326 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,873 To pay the damn rent. 327 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,157 I brought us home a nice supper. 328 00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,629 I can't even place a lousy 300-word short story. 329 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,119 All my stuff comes back unread. 330 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,556 Look, we've both just had a streak of bad luck. 331 00:17:50,640 --> 00:17:51,840 That's all. 332 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:53,671 Things will get better. 333 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:54,909 They have to. 334 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,319 Yeah... 335 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,436 Do you know that I haven't even been invited 336 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,714 To an opening in three months? 337 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,200 How are your headaches? 338 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:08,068 This will be the last time I mention it. 339 00:18:08,160 --> 00:18:10,913 But why don't you give alex kellaway a call? 340 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,391 Junior, my boy, rosie said it was you. 341 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,436 Alex, I... I know it's been a long time. 342 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,830 Say, uh, I heard brenda lost her job. 343 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,150 Oh, bad luck, my boy. 344 00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:29,440 She never should've published that collection of your poetry. 345 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,796 Nobody reads that idiocy except the author. 346 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:35,040 I know this is gonna sound strange but... 347 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,758 Do you happen to need a good action adventure? 348 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:38,637 No, not really. 349 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,631 What about a romance set in the south seas? 350 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,030 Junior, I've been thinking about you these past few months. 351 00:18:44,120 --> 00:18:48,079 I have a feeling that, uh, into the void 352 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:49,912 Just might fly. 353 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,399 Alex, are you serious? 354 00:18:51,480 --> 00:18:53,710 Yes, yes. 355 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:56,189 S-sure I can. 356 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,874 Alex, I have no problem with going on the road. 357 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,439 None at all. Of course I'll promote it. 358 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:01,839 I mean, you just hand me a ticket 359 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:03,239 And I'll go on the road for a year if you want. 360 00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,630 Alex, this is no bull, right? 361 00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:08,870 Yes, alex, anything. 362 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:11,474 Another sacrifice? 363 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,989 He's all yours now! 364 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:40,318 Is he going to help? 365 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:44,595 Yes. 366 00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:48,911 But I just have to do 367 00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,434 One little thing for him first. 25663

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