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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,673 --> 00:00:23,197 - Smoke this real quick. 2 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:27,394 Here, you want to hit this? 3 00:00:27,418 --> 00:00:28,917 - [Voiceover] There's nothing left. 4 00:00:28,941 --> 00:00:30,571 - There's still a little. 5 00:00:30,595 --> 00:00:32,138 Here. 6 00:00:32,162 --> 00:00:33,879 You didn't bring any more? 7 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,489 - [Voiceover] You said you were bringing it. 8 00:00:35,513 --> 00:00:37,193 - I didn't bring any. You were supposed to. 9 00:00:37,217 --> 00:00:39,325 Dude, who goes to a haunted house without weed, man? 10 00:00:39,349 --> 00:00:41,582 Hold on, let me just hit this real quick. 11 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:43,758 - [Man] Get in there and get outta there. 12 00:00:43,782 --> 00:00:45,958 - Alright, give me your flashlight, man. 13 00:00:47,177 --> 00:00:49,155 Dude, this place is super creepy. 14 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,114 - [Voiceover] More like super dumb. 15 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,377 - Dude, watch your step, man. 16 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,943 Look, look. 17 00:00:54,967 --> 00:00:56,728 Disgusting toilet. 18 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:58,556 Oh, spiders. 19 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,166 Look at it. 20 00:01:00,190 --> 00:01:01,689 - [Voiceover] This place sucks, dude. 21 00:01:01,713 --> 00:01:03,387 - Oh man. 22 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,910 - [Voiceover] This is embarrassing. 23 00:01:04,934 --> 00:01:06,651 - This is an old house, though. 24 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:08,131 Look, look. 25 00:01:08,155 --> 00:01:09,741 "No exit." 26 00:01:09,765 --> 00:01:11,786 - [Voiceover] Way to be original. 27 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,223 - What does that mean? 28 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:14,639 - Some hack shit. 29 00:01:15,814 --> 00:01:17,468 - Look at all this stuff. 30 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:20,186 It's super old. 31 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,890 - [Voiceover] This place is not even scary. 32 00:01:21,914 --> 00:01:23,755 Fuck it. 33 00:01:23,779 --> 00:01:25,520 - Yo, check out this room back here, man. 34 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,673 Oh, check it. 35 00:01:28,697 --> 00:01:30,718 Look, get the "666." 36 00:01:30,742 --> 00:01:32,938 - [Voiceover] Mmm numbers, great. 37 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:34,877 There's a pentagram on the ground, too. 38 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:39,640 "Death to all." 39 00:01:39,664 --> 00:01:42,121 [Ominous sound] 40 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:43,364 [Scream] 41 00:01:47,672 --> 00:01:50,999 ♪ [Hip hop beat] I don't take no drugs... ♪ 42 00:01:51,023 --> 00:01:54,090 [♪♪♪] 43 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:57,180 ♪ I don't need no drugs... 44 00:01:57,204 --> 00:02:01,097 [♪♪♪] 45 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:04,012 ♪ I don't take no drugs... 46 00:02:04,036 --> 00:02:07,103 [♪♪♪] 47 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:10,149 ♪ I don't need no drugs... 48 00:02:10,173 --> 00:02:12,282 - [Jordan] Isn't this your dad's car? 49 00:02:12,306 --> 00:02:15,589 He doesn't care if you hotbox the whole thing? 50 00:02:15,613 --> 00:02:17,833 - [Giggle] "Hotbox." - What? 51 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,794 - Can't believe we're actually graduating. 52 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:26,339 - I can't believe YOU'RE actually graduating. 53 00:02:26,363 --> 00:02:28,036 - Seriously, right? 54 00:02:28,060 --> 00:02:30,140 With all the crazy stuff we've been through together. 55 00:02:30,164 --> 00:02:31,953 - You were the first person I saw in braces. 56 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:33,346 - It was a grill. 57 00:02:33,370 --> 00:02:36,871 - [Chuckle] I remember wanting them so bad. 58 00:02:36,895 --> 00:02:39,004 - I remember being jealous of your perfect smile. 59 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,421 [Chuckle] 60 00:02:42,727 --> 00:02:45,706 - Now we have one last summer 'til real life starts. 61 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:47,143 - Real life? 62 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,796 You got into a division one school 63 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,711 on an academic scholarship. 64 00:02:50,735 --> 00:02:53,540 I'll be working my ass off on the pole, 65 00:02:53,564 --> 00:02:55,523 trying to put my way through college. 66 00:02:56,741 --> 00:02:58,850 - I need to do something exciting. 67 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:01,113 One last crazy adventure... 68 00:03:01,137 --> 00:03:03,420 Something we'll remember forever. 69 00:03:03,444 --> 00:03:05,364 - Yeah well, the boys' idea of something exciting 70 00:03:05,388 --> 00:03:07,424 is sitting around smoking pot. 71 00:03:07,448 --> 00:03:09,904 - If I wanted to do that, I could just stay in my dad's car. 72 00:03:09,928 --> 00:03:10,928 [Chuckle] 73 00:03:11,974 --> 00:03:13,671 [Phone beeps] 74 00:03:14,803 --> 00:03:15,803 - Who's that? 75 00:03:16,848 --> 00:03:17,849 - Drew. 76 00:03:19,460 --> 00:03:22,265 - Ooh, your little boyfriend? 77 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,788 - Not even, okay? 78 00:03:23,812 --> 00:03:25,398 Don't start with that. 79 00:03:25,422 --> 00:03:26,965 We're just friends. 80 00:03:26,989 --> 00:03:29,185 - You're more than "just friends." 81 00:03:29,209 --> 00:03:31,665 - Yeah, he's one of my best friends. 82 00:03:31,689 --> 00:03:33,624 - Best friends who sleep together? 83 00:03:33,648 --> 00:03:35,582 - Ew! We were six. 84 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,149 It was a nap. 85 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:38,846 - Friends who embrace? 86 00:03:38,870 --> 00:03:41,066 - Yeah, I hug him when I say hello. 87 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:42,874 I hug everyone. I'm a hugger. 88 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:45,355 - What'd he say? 89 00:03:47,009 --> 00:03:49,272 - Asking, "Where we at?" 90 00:03:51,013 --> 00:03:52,928 - Hold the blunt. Gimme your phone. 91 00:03:54,059 --> 00:03:55,409 - Becca! What the f... 92 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:00,738 What did you write? 93 00:04:00,762 --> 00:04:01,956 - Nothing. 94 00:04:01,980 --> 00:04:03,808 - Becca, what did you write? 95 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,800 - Who's that, the bitches? 96 00:04:19,824 --> 00:04:22,238 - Yes, Truggers, it's "the bitches." 97 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:24,022 - And what did they say? 98 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:25,134 - Nothing. 99 00:04:26,309 --> 00:04:28,331 She just wants me... - Okay. 100 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,636 [Chuckle] 101 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:32,465 Bro, you're so lame. 102 00:04:32,489 --> 00:04:34,609 - What are you writing? Just give me my phone, please. 103 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:36,164 - Dude, you'll be thanking me later 104 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:38,384 when you're finally banging this girl. 105 00:04:38,408 --> 00:04:40,528 - Okay, I'm never gonna be thanking you, first of all, 106 00:04:40,552 --> 00:04:42,040 and we're never gonna be banging. 107 00:04:42,064 --> 00:04:43,650 She doesn't like me like that. 108 00:04:43,674 --> 00:04:46,503 - Ooh... friend zone. 109 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,029 - Gimme that. - [Laugh] 110 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,773 - This isn't even clever. It's just stupid. 111 00:05:00,343 --> 00:05:02,606 - Lucky, it's pretty brilliant, no? 112 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:06,891 - It's brilliant. [Both laugh] 113 00:05:06,915 --> 00:05:09,546 - Yeah, it's so brilliant that they're for sure not coming now. 114 00:05:09,570 --> 00:05:10,764 Like you're an idiot. 115 00:05:10,788 --> 00:05:12,288 - Trust me bro, tonight's the night. 116 00:05:12,312 --> 00:05:13,637 - Did you get the beers? 117 00:05:13,661 --> 00:05:15,552 - Bro, I got wine coolers. 118 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,945 - Wine coolers? Are those even still a thing? 119 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,512 - Dude, shut up, man. 120 00:05:19,536 --> 00:05:21,035 It's the only thing my step dad had. 121 00:05:21,059 --> 00:05:22,385 Don't ask any questions. 122 00:05:22,409 --> 00:05:25,344 - Wine coolers? [Both laugh] 123 00:05:25,368 --> 00:05:27,694 - Yo, okay guys, you know who likes wine coolers? 124 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,174 - Your step dad? 125 00:05:29,198 --> 00:05:31,394 - Chicks do. Chicks like wine coolers. 126 00:05:31,418 --> 00:05:33,570 - Chicks and your step dad. 127 00:05:33,594 --> 00:05:35,920 - Dude, shut up, man. Chicks love wine coolers, man. 128 00:05:35,944 --> 00:05:37,487 It's makes them horny. 129 00:05:37,511 --> 00:05:39,315 Look it up in the Bible. It's right there. 130 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:40,794 If we stick to this plan, 131 00:05:40,818 --> 00:05:42,405 this night could be so good. 132 00:05:42,429 --> 00:05:44,581 Lucky can even get lucky for once. 133 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:46,278 - I've had sex before. 134 00:05:46,302 --> 00:05:47,801 - Oh, he means that time 135 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:49,542 on the cruise in Jamaica with his family. 136 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:52,066 I remember... - I thought it was in Mexico. 137 00:05:52,090 --> 00:05:53,764 [Laugh] 138 00:05:53,788 --> 00:05:56,201 - I don't care if you guys don't believe me. 139 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,508 I've had more sex than both of you guys combined. 140 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,142 I know, like, every single position. 141 00:06:01,361 --> 00:06:03,208 - Mhm... Bro, are you texting them? 142 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,912 Come on, don't say anything stupid, please. 143 00:06:09,456 --> 00:06:11,259 [Phone beep] 144 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:12,957 - Give me my phone back. 145 00:06:12,981 --> 00:06:14,567 Becca, no... 146 00:06:14,591 --> 00:06:16,898 - Stop. Just shut up. It's just a joke. 147 00:06:22,773 --> 00:06:24,403 - Great. 148 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,666 Now he thinks I want to sleep with him. 149 00:06:26,690 --> 00:06:29,539 - Well, you do. - I don't know what I want. 150 00:06:29,563 --> 00:06:31,845 But you pretending to be me 151 00:06:31,869 --> 00:06:33,891 and relaying the fact that I... 152 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:38,417 "am ready to feel all of it, big boy" 153 00:06:38,441 --> 00:06:40,245 is not helping my situation. 154 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,618 - I think it is. 155 00:06:51,933 --> 00:06:54,738 Great, my phone died. Hope he got my text. 156 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,479 - [Chuckle] 157 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,331 First death of the night. 158 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,269 - Come on, dude, pick a card. I'm gonna totally guess it. 159 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:04,693 Come on, man. This trick is amazing. 160 00:07:04,717 --> 00:07:05,847 - Guys... 161 00:07:07,557 --> 00:07:09,317 They'll be here in five minutes. 162 00:07:09,341 --> 00:07:10,430 - Yeah. 163 00:07:11,518 --> 00:07:13,104 - Game face, boys. 164 00:07:13,128 --> 00:07:14,758 This is the night! This is the night! 165 00:07:14,782 --> 00:07:17,132 Stick to my plan. Here we go. 166 00:07:18,786 --> 00:07:21,179 Truggers better bring his A game tonight. 167 00:07:22,703 --> 00:07:25,023 Seriously, though, we gotta be quiet going to the man cave. 168 00:07:25,047 --> 00:07:27,248 - "Man cave?" It's a shed. 169 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:29,773 - He calls it a man cave. 170 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,339 It's actually kind of cute. 171 00:07:31,363 --> 00:07:34,517 - Yeah... adorable. 172 00:07:34,541 --> 00:07:37,302 - We gotta make sure we don't wake up his crazy step dad. 173 00:07:37,326 --> 00:07:40,024 - Okay, hopefully this isn't gonna be awkward now. 174 00:07:41,286 --> 00:07:42,960 - It's just Drew and Truggers, right? 175 00:07:42,984 --> 00:07:44,115 - And Lucky. 176 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:47,138 - Lucky? 177 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,922 Gross. 178 00:07:48,946 --> 00:07:52,210 PORN ACTRESS: Oh God, there! Yes! Yes! 179 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:56,060 [Scream] Oh yeah! 180 00:07:56,084 --> 00:07:59,193 Oh God, yes! 181 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:04,048 [Screaming and moaning] 182 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,819 [Phone beep] 183 00:08:15,843 --> 00:08:18,299 - Wow, Truggers can't wait five minutes. 184 00:08:18,323 --> 00:08:20,693 You really have him whipped, huh? 185 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,956 - It's Zoe. - What? 186 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,828 No, Becca! I told you not to invite her. 187 00:08:24,852 --> 00:08:26,569 - Come on, just give her a break. 188 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,832 She's really not the slut everyone thinks she is. 189 00:08:28,856 --> 00:08:30,576 So what if she slept with a football player? 190 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,183 - She slept with the whole team. 191 00:08:32,207 --> 00:08:34,185 - The whole team? - Yeah, even Lorne Weinberg. 192 00:08:34,209 --> 00:08:35,795 - Coach Lorne? 193 00:08:35,819 --> 00:08:38,232 - Ew, no! His gross son, the mascot. 194 00:08:38,256 --> 00:08:40,583 - That was just a hand job. And so what? 195 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,696 At least she isn't afraid to live a little. 196 00:08:43,827 --> 00:08:46,284 Fine, I won't invite her. 197 00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:47,981 - Thank you. 198 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,505 You know you're the bestest most best 199 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:51,269 understanding BFF in the whole world. 200 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:56,752 - Shh! 201 00:09:00,235 --> 00:09:01,255 - Ow! 202 00:09:01,279 --> 00:09:04,369 [Dog barking] 203 00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:12,073 [Laughing] 204 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:23,214 [Door knock] 205 00:09:26,522 --> 00:09:29,960 ♪ [Upbeat music] 206 00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,582 - [Truggers] Wine cooler? - Hey, Truggers. 207 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,541 - Hey. - Hey. 208 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,065 - Hey, babe. 209 00:09:51,373 --> 00:09:53,438 - Look at the two love birds. 210 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,353 So cute! 211 00:09:55,377 --> 00:09:56,876 - Eh, she's a hugger. 212 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,486 - Well, get a few of these in you 213 00:09:58,510 --> 00:10:00,401 and you can graduate to kissing. 214 00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,585 - Why don't you two just focus on your disgusting habit 215 00:10:02,609 --> 00:10:04,489 of each other and leave the normal people alone. 216 00:10:08,172 --> 00:10:10,087 - Honestly dude, again? 217 00:10:11,611 --> 00:10:12,762 - What? 218 00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,938 - You're humping my shit again, Lucky. 219 00:10:14,962 --> 00:10:16,548 - No I'm not! - Dude, you totally are! 220 00:10:16,572 --> 00:10:18,332 - Are you watching porn?! 221 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,793 - No way. 222 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:23,990 - Wow! 223 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,384 Well, technically, it's not porn. 224 00:10:26,408 --> 00:10:27,864 [Puppies bark] 225 00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,517 - See? 226 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:32,390 You guys are so cruel, so quick to judge. 227 00:10:32,414 --> 00:10:35,480 - We're just judging that not-so-massive boner 228 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,221 in your pants there, brah. 229 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:38,289 - Ha ha. 230 00:10:43,381 --> 00:10:45,775 - Here, let's get you out of the way... 231 00:10:46,994 --> 00:10:48,580 Hey, have you guys seen this video? 232 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:50,451 - Nah, which one? 233 00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,825 - Check this out. 234 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:55,108 - [Voiceover] Come on! 235 00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,012 - [Voiceover] Go, go, hit him! Get him. Get him! 236 00:10:57,036 --> 00:10:58,068 - [Voiceover] Come on! 237 00:10:58,092 --> 00:10:59,852 - [Voiceover] Fight him! Just go! 238 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,956 - [Voiceover] Oh my gosh, you guys are supposed to... 239 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:02,376 - Ooh! 240 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:06,206 [Laughter] 241 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,190 - Dude, did you see the one where the guy gets hit 242 00:11:08,214 --> 00:11:09,557 in the nuts with a baseball bat? 243 00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,124 Amazing. 244 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:12,952 - Wait, what's the title? 245 00:11:12,976 --> 00:11:14,737 - It's right there, man. Come on. 246 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:16,347 - [Voiceover] ...recording? 247 00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:18,218 - [Voiceover] A dare's a dare bro. 248 00:11:18,242 --> 00:11:20,786 A dare's a dare bro. Are you ready? 249 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,483 A dare's a dare, bro. 250 00:11:22,507 --> 00:11:23,770 Home run swing! A dare's a dare! 251 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,141 - [All] Oh! [Laughter] 252 00:11:28,165 --> 00:11:29,534 - That was amazing. 253 00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,536 - Have you guys seen "Three girls, one pale?" 254 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,059 - Throw it on. Let's go. 255 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:34,974 - Is this all we have going tonight? 256 00:11:34,998 --> 00:11:36,846 'Cause we're gonna get real bored real quick 257 00:11:36,870 --> 00:11:38,935 if you plan on keeping us in this smoke dungeon. 258 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:40,525 - What's that video? 259 00:11:42,092 --> 00:11:43,137 - Whoa. 260 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,203 "Real haunted house?" 261 00:11:46,227 --> 00:11:47,900 Sick. 262 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,511 - [Voiceover] Dude, this place is super creepy. 263 00:11:50,535 --> 00:11:52,731 - [Voiceover] More like super dumb. 264 00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,733 - [Voiceover] Dude, watch your step, man. 265 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,953 Look, look. 266 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:59,172 Disgusting toilet. 267 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,434 - Holy shit, hold on. 268 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,018 I know that voice. Hit the pause button. 269 00:12:02,042 --> 00:12:03,827 - [Voiceover] It's an old house, though. 270 00:12:05,899 --> 00:12:08,529 - Yeah, that's Howard. Oh my god. 271 00:12:08,553 --> 00:12:10,270 - Who's Howard? 272 00:12:10,294 --> 00:12:11,881 - Howard Greenfeld. 273 00:12:11,905 --> 00:12:13,505 His mom used to go to school with my mom. 274 00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:15,362 This is crazy. 275 00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:17,016 - Why is it crazy? 276 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,868 - 'Cause Howard's dead. 277 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:22,587 - Dude... - How? 278 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,676 - That's the thing, nobody knows. 279 00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,981 Last thing I heard is that he went to some abandoned house 280 00:12:27,005 --> 00:12:28,680 or some shit and there was an accident. 281 00:12:28,704 --> 00:12:30,421 - Spirits. - Huh? 282 00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:33,056 - Howard Greenfeld... Thermer High? 283 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:37,820 He went to that Kirby Road house and no one ever saw him again. 284 00:12:37,844 --> 00:12:39,149 He died. 285 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,826 - From what, a slip and fall accident? 286 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,566 - Have you never heard of Kirby Road? 287 00:12:45,590 --> 00:12:47,264 - Lucky, jump on it, bro. 288 00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,179 - Yup, I'm already two steps ahead of you. 289 00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:53,294 Okay the headline says, "Kirby Road haunted house." 290 00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,490 Okay, that's good enough. 291 00:12:56,514 --> 00:12:58,101 Confirmation for me. Case closed. 292 00:12:58,125 --> 00:12:59,474 - Give me this man, come on. 293 00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:04,498 Okay, back in '71, 294 00:13:04,522 --> 00:13:07,545 the Wisefeld family owned the house on Kirby Road. 295 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:09,416 Mrs. Wisefeld, who was in her 30's, 296 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,202 was said to be having an affair with a younger man. 297 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:14,770 Husband comes home around 9 PM 298 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,510 to find his wife having sex 299 00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:19,470 while their two children were playing downstairs. 300 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,559 The sight of seeing his wife with another man 301 00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:23,213 filled him with so much rage 302 00:13:23,237 --> 00:13:25,998 they say his eyes turned fiery red. 303 00:13:26,022 --> 00:13:27,458 And then... 304 00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,394 - And then? 305 00:13:30,418 --> 00:13:33,049 - And then he goes up to the master bedroom, 306 00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:34,790 boom, kills the cheating wife, 307 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,400 boom, kills the lover, 308 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:38,706 boom, boom kills both the kids, 309 00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:40,404 goes up to the bathroom, 310 00:13:40,428 --> 00:13:42,362 can't stand the sight of himself in the mirror, 311 00:13:42,386 --> 00:13:44,214 so he hangs himself. 312 00:13:45,607 --> 00:13:47,803 - Boom. 313 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:51,023 - Apparently the house has been for sale for more than 40 years. 314 00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,851 Nobody wants it. 315 00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:55,071 - Oh, sounds like a fixer. 316 00:13:55,095 --> 00:13:57,377 - Sounds like that's what we're doin' tonight. 317 00:13:57,401 --> 00:14:00,119 - Come on. It's just an urban legend. 318 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:01,860 - So is Lucky's heterosexuality. 319 00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,383 We're not questioning that, are we? 320 00:14:03,407 --> 00:14:04,689 - Fuck it, I'll go. 321 00:14:04,713 --> 00:14:05,995 - Eh? 322 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:07,779 - Well, I'm out. 323 00:14:07,803 --> 00:14:09,650 - Yeah, it sounds stupid. 324 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,783 - Wait, wait, wait... Hold on. 325 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:15,221 It says here that kids are still known to visit the house today. 326 00:14:15,245 --> 00:14:17,789 The police have said that there's been unexplained deaths 327 00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,791 in the past but they refuse to comment on them. 328 00:14:19,815 --> 00:14:20,860 - Howard. 329 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,216 - It says here that if you visit the house today, 330 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:26,560 you can still see a reflection of the man hanging to death. 331 00:14:26,584 --> 00:14:28,121 - You mean like... 332 00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:30,976 like a ghost? 333 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,935 - Can it be any reflection? 334 00:14:32,959 --> 00:14:34,850 - Yes to both. 335 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,243 Apparently you can see him on any reflective surface... 336 00:14:37,267 --> 00:14:39,637 A mirror, a window... 337 00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,117 - Like his glasses? 338 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,969 - Wow, you are such an idiot. 339 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,470 - There's more, hold on. There's more. 340 00:14:46,494 --> 00:14:48,951 Says here the eyes are the window to your soul, 341 00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:50,953 and that if you make eye contact with the spirit, 342 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,085 it can enter you through the eyes, 343 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,695 taking possession of you. 344 00:14:54,719 --> 00:14:56,349 - That doesn't even make sense. 345 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:58,525 - Says here it turns your eyes fiery red 346 00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,986 and there's only one way to stop it. 347 00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:02,423 - How? 348 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:06,620 - By removing your eyeballs... 349 00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,448 by any means necessary. 350 00:15:08,472 --> 00:15:09,885 - That's disgusting! 351 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:12,713 - What if you manage to avoid eye contact? 352 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,238 - You know, that is a really great question. 353 00:15:15,262 --> 00:15:17,414 - Says here that if you manage to avoid eye contact, 354 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,981 you can avoid the evil spirit, 355 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,766 but if you do see the ghost of the hanging man, 356 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:24,010 eye contact or not, no matter what... 357 00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,293 - What? 358 00:15:27,317 --> 00:15:28,753 - Yeah, what? 359 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,061 - You're dead. 360 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,482 I'm just kidding. 361 00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,226 It's all just an urban legend anyway, right? 362 00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,008 - You dick. - Atta boy. 363 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:47,250 - Come on, now. 364 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,013 - So, what, Howard goes into this house 365 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:53,319 and he never gets out? 366 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:54,736 He dies in there? 367 00:15:56,868 --> 00:15:59,978 - Well, to be honest with you, no one actually knows. 368 00:16:00,002 --> 00:16:01,371 - Whoa. 369 00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,571 Unsolved murder mystery. 370 00:16:04,746 --> 00:16:06,095 - Press play on the video. 371 00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,999 - [Voiceover] Yo, check out this room back here, dude. 372 00:16:10,023 --> 00:16:12,077 Dude, look. Get the "666." 373 00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:14,166 - [Voiceover] Mmmm, numbers. 374 00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:16,497 - [Voiceover] There's a pentagram on the ground, too. 375 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,241 "Death to all." 376 00:16:22,503 --> 00:16:23,939 [Scream] 377 00:16:28,465 --> 00:16:29,814 [Bang] 378 00:16:35,081 --> 00:16:36,623 - Yo, bitches! 379 00:16:36,647 --> 00:16:38,843 - Aw, man. - What the hell, Becca? 380 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:41,585 - I couldn't say no to my favorite slut. 381 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:44,240 Waddup, Zoe? - What's up, bae? 382 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:46,344 - [Becca] Damn, girl! - [Truggers] Wine cooler, babe? 383 00:16:46,368 --> 00:16:47,678 - Naw. 384 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,573 - Damn, Jordan, you even gonna say hi? 385 00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,489 - Hey, Zoe. How are you? 386 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,468 - Like you care. 387 00:16:55,492 --> 00:16:56,948 Drew, waddup, homie? 388 00:16:56,972 --> 00:16:58,321 - Waddup, Zoe? 389 00:16:59,583 --> 00:17:00,778 - Lucky. 390 00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,606 - Hey, Zoe. 391 00:17:02,630 --> 00:17:04,173 Word up. 392 00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:06,175 - Aw, you kinda cute with that Jew-fro! 393 00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,481 I should braid it for you. 394 00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,421 Would you like that... Lucky? 395 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,098 So what's the deal? Gimme that. 396 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,362 - [Truggers] You wouldn't know what to do with it anyway. 397 00:17:18,863 --> 00:17:20,798 Just like Drew and Jordan. 398 00:17:20,822 --> 00:17:23,061 - Okay, come on man. 399 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,324 - Why do you have to be such a negative asshole? 400 00:17:25,348 --> 00:17:27,413 - Chicks dig an asshole, babe. 401 00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:28,997 - She is right about you being negative, 402 00:17:29,021 --> 00:17:30,460 and I can prove it. 403 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:31,833 - I'll show you negative. 404 00:17:33,008 --> 00:17:34,551 - Relax, tough guy. 405 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,707 Leave him alone. Play with me instead. 406 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,209 - Did you guys know 407 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,862 that negative and positive energy 408 00:17:41,886 --> 00:17:43,386 is actually for real, 409 00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:45,605 and that it can be measured? 410 00:17:45,629 --> 00:17:47,955 Mhm. I even have an app. 411 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,132 - Look at this guy with his fancy app phone. 412 00:17:50,156 --> 00:17:52,699 - Apps are the future, man. 413 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,267 They're developing apps for everything. 414 00:17:55,291 --> 00:17:57,791 - Apps... That'll never work. [Chuckle] 415 00:17:57,815 --> 00:17:59,141 - Watch. 416 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:02,405 All you do is press "energize," 417 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,277 and then you point it in the direction of the thing 418 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,540 that you want to measure... 419 00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:10,587 [Beeping] 420 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:13,416 [Laughing] 421 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:16,419 [Laughing] 422 00:18:16,443 --> 00:18:18,619 Truggers, stay still. - No. 423 00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:22,971 [Beeping] 424 00:18:24,799 --> 00:18:26,081 Get away from me. 425 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,149 [Laugh] 426 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:31,608 [Evil laugh on phone] 427 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,785 - I'm gonna shove that negative energy up your ass. 428 00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,875 - I mean really, guys, is this what were doing tonight? 429 00:18:37,899 --> 00:18:40,138 This is supposed to be the start to 430 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:42,121 the most amazing summer of our lives. 431 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,690 - [Chuckle] 432 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:49,452 - You guys suck. 433 00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:51,758 - You guys want to go to Cable Guy Jeff's Jam? 434 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:54,065 DJ Haruka's gonna be spinning. 435 00:18:54,089 --> 00:18:56,589 Or maybe we can turn this into 436 00:18:56,613 --> 00:18:59,375 a pajama jammi-jam, huh? 437 00:18:59,399 --> 00:19:01,203 - Um, actually, 438 00:19:01,227 --> 00:19:04,143 we were thinking about going to this house on... 439 00:19:05,318 --> 00:19:07,774 [cough] Kirby Road. 440 00:19:07,798 --> 00:19:09,365 - Lucky! - Really? 441 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:11,691 - You know it? 442 00:19:11,715 --> 00:19:13,128 - Do I know it? 443 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,521 My ex-fiance's brother went there one night. 444 00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,894 - You have an ex-finance? 445 00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,874 - You got a warrant? Huh? No? 446 00:19:20,898 --> 00:19:22,615 You stay outta my business, little man. 447 00:19:22,639 --> 00:19:24,511 - So what happened? 448 00:19:26,426 --> 00:19:28,404 - This guy's an idiot. 449 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:30,508 This clown went in there on some cartoon dog mystery, 450 00:19:30,532 --> 00:19:32,538 tryin' like crack the case and shit. 451 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,237 Telling people let's split up, you go here and I go there. 452 00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:38,481 Honest to god truth, I heard the guy almost died. 453 00:19:39,961 --> 00:19:42,001 Plus there was that other dude that died there, too. 454 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,659 - Howard. 455 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:47,771 - White boy, kinda big? 456 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,425 Yeah, that's him. 457 00:19:49,449 --> 00:19:52,602 So, you guys are tryin' to get deep tonight, huh? 458 00:19:52,626 --> 00:19:53,951 - Mhmm. 459 00:19:53,975 --> 00:19:55,815 - To be honest with you, we don't actually know 460 00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:56,884 what we want to do yet. 461 00:20:03,811 --> 00:20:06,137 - Fine, I'll go. 462 00:20:06,161 --> 00:20:08,879 - [Truggers] Whooo! Ahhh! Let's rock n' roll! 463 00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,359 Whooo! 464 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:11,664 - Yes! 465 00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,488 - Let's get the fuck outta here guys, come on. 466 00:20:17,694 --> 00:20:21,437 ♪ [Dramatic music] 467 00:20:48,682 --> 00:20:50,660 Alright, guys, pile in the SUV. 468 00:20:50,684 --> 00:20:52,531 We're riding in style tonight. 469 00:20:52,555 --> 00:20:54,403 Yeah, that' what I'm talking about. 470 00:20:54,427 --> 00:20:56,796 - SUV? - [Lucky] It's a mini-van. 471 00:20:56,820 --> 00:20:59,321 Step dad's. - It's the same thing. 472 00:20:59,345 --> 00:21:02,043 - No, actually, it's completely different. 473 00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:05,457 - Get in fuckin' SUV, you midget motherfucker! 474 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:06,481 Now! 475 00:21:27,111 --> 00:21:31,986 ♪ [Rap music] 476 00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:47,369 Alright, guys if you need anything, now's the time. 477 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:49,656 We're going to make a quick pit stop, alright? 478 00:21:51,571 --> 00:21:53,331 [Whispered] Condoms. 479 00:21:53,355 --> 00:21:55,139 - [Whispered] Condoms? 480 00:22:14,768 --> 00:22:17,529 - Hey, can you get me one of those suck pop candy things? 481 00:22:17,553 --> 00:22:18,772 Please? 482 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:24,319 - Suck pop candy ring thing, bro? 483 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,973 - Alright boys, bring it in. 484 00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,324 I got this shit. [Clears throat] 485 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,717 - I think I have a plan, actually it might be better... 486 00:22:31,741 --> 00:22:33,656 - Lucky! Quiet time... 487 00:22:34,918 --> 00:22:37,181 Now and forever. - Sorry. 488 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:42,032 - These idiots think they're all about to get some ass. 489 00:22:42,056 --> 00:22:43,927 - Not a chance. 490 00:22:47,061 --> 00:22:49,344 - Truggers, this plan is weak. 491 00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,694 - Dude, what are you talking... This is a sure thing. 492 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,000 We get 'em in the place, we get 'em scared. 493 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,089 We protect them, then we get laid. 494 00:22:56,113 --> 00:22:57,656 It's a simple algorithm. 495 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,354 - What are we gonna do to protect us? 496 00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,138 - Dude just go get some condoms. 497 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:02,792 - [Chuckle] Yeah, for you? 498 00:23:02,816 --> 00:23:04,359 - No, for you, you rookie. 499 00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,882 I actually enjoy the feeling of sex, 500 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:07,626 but I'm pretty sure Ms. Fun-face isn't gonna 501 00:23:07,650 --> 00:23:09,062 let you in her hyperbaric chamber 502 00:23:09,086 --> 00:23:10,713 without a hazmat suit, brah. 503 00:23:10,737 --> 00:23:13,455 - I think I'm gonna grab some condoms. 504 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:16,414 - Dude, that girl's gonna eat you alive. 505 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:18,460 - Yup, I'm hoping for that. 506 00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,789 - I'm sure you are. 507 00:23:22,444 --> 00:23:27,425 ♪ [Hip-hop] 508 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:32,430 ♪ [Hip-hop] 509 00:23:32,454 --> 00:23:37,435 ♪ [Hip-hop] 510 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:42,440 ♪ [Hip-hop] 511 00:23:42,464 --> 00:23:47,445 ♪ [Hip-hop] 512 00:23:47,469 --> 00:23:52,450 ♪ [Hip-hop] 513 00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:57,455 ♪ [Hip-hop] 514 00:23:57,479 --> 00:24:02,353 ♪ [Hip-hop] 515 00:24:12,538 --> 00:24:14,235 - Just the suck pops? 516 00:24:32,558 --> 00:24:34,037 - Can I also grab some condoms? 517 00:24:36,692 --> 00:24:38,346 - What size? 518 00:24:40,087 --> 00:24:41,480 - Uh... 519 00:24:43,612 --> 00:24:45,353 medium? - No. 520 00:24:46,920 --> 00:24:48,027 - No? 521 00:24:48,051 --> 00:24:49,705 - They don't come medium. 522 00:24:51,402 --> 00:24:53,859 - Oh, uh... 523 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:57,559 Do you guys have anything that's between a small and a medium? 524 00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,082 - Oh like a small-medium? 525 00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:00,803 - Yeah, perfect. - No. 526 00:25:03,980 --> 00:25:05,567 I got indented, 527 00:25:05,591 --> 00:25:07,873 ribbed, wide cut, 528 00:25:07,897 --> 00:25:09,420 form fit... 529 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,293 and regular. 530 00:25:13,773 --> 00:25:15,383 - Regular. 531 00:25:16,602 --> 00:25:19,058 - Is this your first time using a condom? 532 00:25:19,082 --> 00:25:20,973 - Yes. 533 00:25:20,997 --> 00:25:22,627 - [Sigh] 534 00:25:22,651 --> 00:25:25,021 By law I'm required to ask you 535 00:25:25,045 --> 00:25:27,023 if you want a tutorial on proper usage. 536 00:25:27,047 --> 00:25:29,397 - Yeah, a hundred percent. Yes. 537 00:25:42,497 --> 00:25:45,476 - Step one... open the condom packet by the corner, 538 00:25:45,500 --> 00:25:47,580 being careful not to tear the condom with your teeth, 539 00:25:47,604 --> 00:25:49,175 your fingernails, 540 00:25:49,199 --> 00:25:50,742 or being too rough. 541 00:25:50,766 --> 00:25:52,483 Step two... 542 00:25:52,507 --> 00:25:55,094 Place the rolled condom on the tip of the hard penis 543 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,749 whilst pinching the tip of the condom, 544 00:25:57,773 --> 00:25:59,664 leaving a half inch space 545 00:25:59,688 --> 00:26:01,623 for semen to collect. 546 00:26:01,647 --> 00:26:03,538 Step three... 547 00:26:03,562 --> 00:26:05,540 Roll the condom all the way down the shaft 548 00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:08,392 to the base of the hard penis. 549 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,233 Any questions? 550 00:26:25,322 --> 00:26:26,322 - Nope. 551 00:26:27,803 --> 00:26:29,370 - 32.58. 552 00:26:42,557 --> 00:26:44,957 - You know what's even better than a party with wine coolers? 553 00:26:47,388 --> 00:26:48,781 - ID. 554 00:27:12,848 --> 00:27:14,502 - Bless you. 555 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,985 - Truggs, I'll be out in a second, okay? 556 00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:22,312 - And you, sir? 557 00:27:22,336 --> 00:27:25,184 - Yeah, I'll just actually have... 558 00:27:25,208 --> 00:27:27,447 some of the form-fitting condoms, please. 559 00:27:27,471 --> 00:27:29,343 - You want a lesson, too? 560 00:27:31,737 --> 00:27:33,086 - I'm okay, thanks. 561 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,983 - Have fun... and be safe. 562 00:27:41,007 --> 00:27:42,269 - Sorry? 563 00:27:43,487 --> 00:27:45,751 - Condoms... Better to be safe. 564 00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,234 - Right, okay. Cool, thanks. 565 00:28:13,648 --> 00:28:18,479 ♪ [Hip hop music] 566 00:28:36,627 --> 00:28:38,301 - How much farther? 567 00:28:38,325 --> 00:28:39,955 - We should be getting close. 568 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:43,785 ♪ [Silly hop hop ringtone] 569 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,569 - That's your ringtone? 570 00:28:45,593 --> 00:28:48,050 - I don't know how to change it, okay? 571 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,791 - I told you I can change it for you, 572 00:28:49,815 --> 00:28:51,793 but you refused. 573 00:28:51,817 --> 00:28:54,123 - Lucky, he fears change. 574 00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:58,582 - Are you gonna answer that? 575 00:28:58,606 --> 00:29:00,477 - No, I'm not taking any calls right now. 576 00:29:09,530 --> 00:29:10,923 - This is the street. 577 00:29:21,890 --> 00:29:23,631 - Which one is the house? 578 00:29:42,606 --> 00:29:44,410 - We should probably just leave here. 579 00:29:44,434 --> 00:29:45,890 - Whatever, Jordan. 580 00:29:45,914 --> 00:29:48,110 - Seriously though, we should go back. 581 00:29:48,134 --> 00:29:49,700 - What the... 582 00:29:53,879 --> 00:29:55,987 What are you doing, asshole? 583 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,250 What are you doing? 584 00:29:58,274 --> 00:30:00,122 [Siren] 585 00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,582 Oh fu... 586 00:30:02,713 --> 00:30:04,561 Okie dokie... 587 00:30:04,585 --> 00:30:06,345 - We're fucked. 588 00:30:06,369 --> 00:30:09,044 - [Jordan] I can't go to jail! I have school in September! 589 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:11,133 - I have a cousin who's in lock up, 590 00:30:11,157 --> 00:30:13,357 and she said it's not as bad as you might think, like... 591 00:30:13,381 --> 00:30:14,353 - How's the food? 592 00:30:14,377 --> 00:30:15,683 - Guys, shut the fuck up. 593 00:30:29,479 --> 00:30:31,830 [Clears throat] Good evening, Officer... 594 00:30:33,266 --> 00:30:35,026 Trett. Right on. That's cute. 595 00:30:35,050 --> 00:30:36,767 - You want to tell me what brings you to 596 00:30:36,791 --> 00:30:38,769 this street so late at night? 597 00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,945 - Um, we got a little bit lost. 598 00:30:40,969 --> 00:30:42,666 Faulty navigation system. 599 00:30:44,103 --> 00:30:46,103 You know how women are with directions, am I right? 600 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:50,737 - There's nothing that shouldn't be in this vehicle, right? 601 00:30:50,761 --> 00:30:52,957 - No, no. Scout's honor. 602 00:30:52,981 --> 00:30:55,655 - No drugs? - No. 603 00:30:55,679 --> 00:30:57,657 - No alcohol? - No. 604 00:30:57,681 --> 00:31:00,269 - So if I search this vehicle, I'm not gonna find a little... 605 00:31:00,293 --> 00:31:01,836 marijuana? 606 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,447 - Oh, marijuana, officer? 607 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:07,450 Please. You mean cannabis or weed? 608 00:31:07,474 --> 00:31:09,887 No sir, we're not about that life. 609 00:31:09,911 --> 00:31:11,584 No, officer, 610 00:31:11,608 --> 00:31:13,568 you obviously have us confused for different kids. 611 00:31:13,592 --> 00:31:15,632 We say nope to dope. 612 00:31:15,656 --> 00:31:17,764 - Let me see your ID. 613 00:31:17,788 --> 00:31:19,138 - Yeah, sure. 614 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,908 You want to step out of the vehicle, sir? 615 00:31:30,932 --> 00:31:32,281 - Yeah, sure. 616 00:31:36,982 --> 00:31:38,809 - That way, please. 617 00:31:40,507 --> 00:31:41,919 - I knew this was a bad idea. 618 00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:43,486 - This is awful. 619 00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:45,033 That dickhead gave his fake ID. 620 00:31:48,558 --> 00:31:50,734 - Anything you want to tell me, son... 621 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:53,626 about what's in that vehicle? 622 00:31:53,650 --> 00:31:55,043 - Uh, no. 623 00:31:56,566 --> 00:31:58,240 - Because if I tear it apart, 624 00:31:58,264 --> 00:31:59,830 this is gonna get much, much worse. 625 00:32:01,484 --> 00:32:03,462 - Yeah, he's definitely going to jail. 626 00:32:03,486 --> 00:32:05,682 When he checks this car, we're fucked. 627 00:32:05,706 --> 00:32:07,249 - I can't go to jail. 628 00:32:07,273 --> 00:32:08,903 - Shut up. 629 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,232 What's he saying? 630 00:32:13,409 --> 00:32:15,126 - [Dispatcher] Officer Trett, 631 00:32:15,150 --> 00:32:17,041 we got a broken water main at the church. 632 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,913 Could you get some eyes on it? 633 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:20,764 - Ten-four. I'm on it. 634 00:32:23,854 --> 00:32:26,050 You and your friends thought it'd be a good idea 635 00:32:26,074 --> 00:32:29,010 to do a little what, ghost- hunting here on Kirby Road? 636 00:32:29,034 --> 00:32:31,099 - Ghost hunting? That's pathetic, officer. 637 00:32:31,123 --> 00:32:34,015 - Agreed. 638 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:36,060 So today's your lucky day. 639 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:38,347 You know I could ruin your life, right? 640 00:32:39,592 --> 00:32:41,152 Do you want your life ruined, young man? 641 00:32:41,176 --> 00:32:43,589 - No, no. - Good. 642 00:32:43,613 --> 00:32:45,413 Because I'm going to save your life right now, 643 00:32:45,437 --> 00:32:46,679 so pay attention. 644 00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:49,465 You and your friends are gonna get in your car, 645 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,162 and you're gonna get the hell outta here. 646 00:32:51,186 --> 00:32:53,077 I don't want to see you or your friends 647 00:32:53,101 --> 00:32:56,037 anywhere near that house... 648 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,802 or I'll throw you and all your little friends in jail. 649 00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,111 Now get outta here. 650 00:33:07,202 --> 00:33:08,856 - My ID? 651 00:33:10,118 --> 00:33:12,207 - This? - Yeah. 652 00:33:15,776 --> 00:33:17,256 - Get the fuck outta here. 653 00:33:18,779 --> 00:33:21,086 Now! - Okay, shit. 654 00:33:24,915 --> 00:33:26,439 - Fucking retard. 655 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:34,099 - What happened? - Shut the fuck... 656 00:33:47,373 --> 00:33:48,809 [Sigh] 657 00:33:50,419 --> 00:33:52,093 - Whoo! 658 00:33:52,117 --> 00:33:53,770 Fuck yeah, bitches! 659 00:33:55,424 --> 00:33:56,749 - What the hell? 660 00:33:56,773 --> 00:33:58,229 - What did you say? 661 00:33:58,253 --> 00:34:00,231 - What could I say, guys? Told you I had it handled. 662 00:34:00,255 --> 00:34:02,103 - It didn't look like you had it handled, dude. 663 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,007 - Yeah, well, that's why you don't send a rookie 664 00:34:04,031 --> 00:34:05,236 to do a man's job, Drew. 665 00:34:05,260 --> 00:34:07,108 - I'm impressed. 666 00:34:07,132 --> 00:34:08,892 - What did you say? 667 00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:11,025 - We shot the shit for a minute, 668 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,939 he showed me a picture of his kids, 669 00:34:12,963 --> 00:34:14,941 I told him I was looking for a haunted house. 670 00:34:14,965 --> 00:34:17,074 - You told him that? 671 00:34:17,098 --> 00:34:19,207 - Said it's over there, and to have fun, 672 00:34:19,231 --> 00:34:22,906 and, you know, have the car off the street by 9 AM. 673 00:34:22,930 --> 00:34:25,759 - You, sir, are a legend... 674 00:34:26,847 --> 00:34:28,564 and a liar. 675 00:34:28,588 --> 00:34:30,653 - Guys, get what you need... 676 00:34:30,677 --> 00:34:32,287 'cause we're going demon hunting! 677 00:34:51,785 --> 00:34:53,656 - Looks nice. 678 00:34:56,224 --> 00:34:58,550 - [Lucky] How do we know this is the place? 679 00:34:58,574 --> 00:35:00,465 - There's the "for sale" sign. 680 00:35:00,489 --> 00:35:01,489 - Oh. 681 00:35:02,535 --> 00:35:03,971 - Come on, guys. 682 00:35:29,257 --> 00:35:31,497 Looks like we're headin' through the rear tonight, folks. 683 00:35:32,782 --> 00:35:35,089 - Great. And how are we supposed to see? 684 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,353 - Boo. 685 00:35:46,666 --> 00:35:48,015 Let's roll. 686 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,257 [Knocking] 687 00:36:15,956 --> 00:36:17,827 I don't think anyone's home. 688 00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:23,616 Hold this for a second. Be right back. 689 00:36:30,275 --> 00:36:32,102 [Glass breaking] 690 00:37:10,532 --> 00:37:11,988 - Where did he go? 691 00:37:12,012 --> 00:37:13,692 - I don't know. He said he'd be right back. 692 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,722 - Whoa. 693 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:34,687 [Ominous sounds] 694 00:37:49,571 --> 00:37:50,920 Hm. 695 00:37:59,494 --> 00:38:01,951 - He's taking forever. - Sounds familiar. 696 00:38:01,975 --> 00:38:03,846 - [Guffaw] 697 00:38:05,065 --> 00:38:07,130 - Great, now I'm freezing cold 698 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:08,895 and Truggers has the keys to his dad's car. 699 00:38:09,983 --> 00:38:12,091 [Bang] 700 00:38:12,115 --> 00:38:14,030 - What the fuck was that? 701 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:17,469 - Here. 702 00:38:19,688 --> 00:38:22,580 Guys, I have an app that can ready any sort of energy... 703 00:38:22,604 --> 00:38:24,365 - Enough with your app already! 704 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:25,627 - Wait! 705 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:28,044 Let him use it. - Thank you. 706 00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:33,485 [Beeping] 707 00:38:39,055 --> 00:38:40,840 - Oh my god. 708 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:46,324 [Evil laughter on phone] 709 00:38:55,420 --> 00:38:57,726 [Bang] [Scream] 710 00:38:59,206 --> 00:39:01,339 [Laughing] 711 00:39:02,514 --> 00:39:04,492 - That was not cool, Truggers! 712 00:39:04,516 --> 00:39:06,450 - [Giggle] You'll live. 713 00:39:06,474 --> 00:39:07,997 - Dick move, Truggers! 714 00:39:09,303 --> 00:39:11,412 - Come into my home. 715 00:39:11,436 --> 00:39:12,828 C'mere. 716 00:39:25,406 --> 00:39:27,495 - This place is disgusting. 717 00:39:47,167 --> 00:39:48,710 - Don't look in any mirrors, guys. 718 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,170 [Chuckle] 719 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,180 - Whoa, whoever decorated this place deserves to die. 720 00:40:03,618 --> 00:40:05,054 Home sweet home. 721 00:40:11,365 --> 00:40:12,671 Come on. 722 00:40:19,417 --> 00:40:21,482 - This place gives me the creeps. 723 00:40:21,506 --> 00:40:23,551 - [Truggers] YOU give this place the creeps! 724 00:40:56,584 --> 00:40:59,631 ♪ [Slow music] 725 00:41:23,481 --> 00:41:28,355 ♪ [Dance music] 726 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:41,673 Now you're using your head! 727 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:58,864 ♪ [Upbeat music] 728 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,006 - We could have been doing this at Truggers' place. 729 00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:17,598 - So, what are we doin' here, guys? 730 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,861 - So... 731 00:42:19,885 --> 00:42:21,930 Now we summon the evil spirits! 732 00:42:23,932 --> 00:42:25,997 - That doesn't sound fun. 733 00:42:26,021 --> 00:42:27,695 - Oh yeah? [Clears throat] 734 00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,523 Hand me that cardboard box. - For what? 735 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:31,046 - Give me the cardboard box, Lucky. 736 00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,070 Come on. 737 00:42:38,643 --> 00:42:40,838 - I hate this already. 738 00:42:40,862 --> 00:42:42,951 - Girl, chill out. I got this. 739 00:42:44,474 --> 00:42:46,757 - Look at grandma over here, getting all arts and crafty. 740 00:42:46,781 --> 00:42:48,019 [Laughing] 741 00:42:48,043 --> 00:42:49,412 [Chuckle] 742 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:51,457 - How do you even know how to make one? 743 00:42:51,481 --> 00:42:53,309 - What can I say... 744 00:42:54,746 --> 00:42:56,898 I'm cultured. 745 00:42:56,922 --> 00:42:59,204 - I'm impressed. 746 00:42:59,228 --> 00:43:02,077 - I'm a lot more impressive than this, babe. 747 00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:04,470 - Eh, I know how these things work. 748 00:43:04,494 --> 00:43:05,844 Let him be. 749 00:43:07,193 --> 00:43:09,040 I once summoned an evil spirit 750 00:43:09,064 --> 00:43:10,955 using a board worse than... 751 00:43:10,979 --> 00:43:12,478 this thing. 752 00:43:12,502 --> 00:43:13,852 - Evil spirit? 753 00:43:15,114 --> 00:43:17,919 Who did you summon? - The President. 754 00:43:17,943 --> 00:43:19,771 - The President's not dead. 755 00:43:20,859 --> 00:43:22,706 - Really? 756 00:43:22,730 --> 00:43:25,298 That's what they want you to believe. 757 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:32,368 - Okay, what do we say we get this show on the road, eh, kids? 758 00:43:32,392 --> 00:43:34,239 - First we need an object to act 759 00:43:34,263 --> 00:43:35,980 as the host for the spirit. 760 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,721 - Like what? 761 00:43:37,745 --> 00:43:40,202 - Something that'll attract evil. 762 00:43:40,226 --> 00:43:41,749 Something disgusting. 763 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:45,555 - Hm, Lucky. 764 00:43:45,579 --> 00:43:47,775 Put your shoe on the table. 765 00:43:47,799 --> 00:43:49,124 - Why me? 766 00:43:49,148 --> 00:43:52,455 - Put the cocksucking shoe on the table, now. 767 00:43:55,023 --> 00:43:56,155 - Fine. 768 00:44:02,944 --> 00:44:03,944 - Ew. 769 00:44:08,602 --> 00:44:11,083 - Okay. So now what? 770 00:44:12,345 --> 00:44:14,192 - Now we need somebody to touch the object, 771 00:44:14,216 --> 00:44:15,846 and then we can begin. 772 00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:17,369 - I'm not touching that. 773 00:44:17,393 --> 00:44:18,873 - Nobody's touchin' that. 774 00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:24,400 - I'll touch it. 775 00:44:26,489 --> 00:44:28,293 The shoe. 776 00:44:28,317 --> 00:44:30,687 - Well, it's still progress. 777 00:44:30,711 --> 00:44:32,104 [Sigh] 778 00:44:35,629 --> 00:44:38,980 Mooga rappa terra chino noka. 779 00:44:40,329 --> 00:44:42,941 Mooga rappa terra chino noka. 780 00:44:44,769 --> 00:44:48,990 Noka rosi, beeta beeta! 781 00:44:53,516 --> 00:44:55,431 - What the fuck was that? 782 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,759 - In order to summon the spirits, 783 00:44:58,783 --> 00:45:00,761 you must speak the language of the other world. 784 00:45:00,785 --> 00:45:02,090 - This is so crazy. 785 00:45:05,485 --> 00:45:07,313 - This is fascinating. 786 00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:16,602 - Spirits, if you are there, 787 00:45:16,626 --> 00:45:19,847 give us a sign. 788 00:45:21,457 --> 00:45:25,418 ♪ [Dramatic music] 789 00:45:36,559 --> 00:45:38,015 Spirits! 790 00:45:38,039 --> 00:45:40,235 If you are there, 791 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,932 we respect you. 792 00:45:41,956 --> 00:45:43,586 We respect your rules. 793 00:45:43,610 --> 00:45:45,675 We do not wish to see your reflection, 794 00:45:45,699 --> 00:45:47,503 or loose our eyeballs. 795 00:45:47,527 --> 00:45:49,548 Spirits! 796 00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,768 If you can hear us, 797 00:45:51,792 --> 00:45:53,422 please... 798 00:45:53,446 --> 00:45:55,753 give us a sign. 799 00:46:05,371 --> 00:46:07,001 - This is crazy. 800 00:46:07,025 --> 00:46:09,185 - [Truggers] Well, let it marinate for a second, honey. 801 00:46:09,209 --> 00:46:10,210 Shit. 802 00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,398 - Spirits... 803 00:46:13,422 --> 00:46:15,381 If you can hear us... 804 00:46:17,862 --> 00:46:20,212 please give us a sign. 805 00:46:21,996 --> 00:46:23,737 Anything. 806 00:46:29,656 --> 00:46:31,005 [Bang] 807 00:46:32,877 --> 00:46:34,855 - Truggers, you're such a dick. 808 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:36,465 [Laughing] 809 00:46:36,489 --> 00:46:38,578 - Fuck this shit. I quit. - Well, that was fun. 810 00:46:40,536 --> 00:46:41,886 - I got an idea. 811 00:46:48,066 --> 00:46:49,739 Truth or dare. 812 00:46:49,763 --> 00:46:51,112 - What are we, 12? 813 00:46:53,419 --> 00:46:54,855 - Boom! 814 00:46:56,814 --> 00:46:58,574 Bottle never lies, babe. 815 00:46:58,598 --> 00:47:00,054 - I have a dare for her. 816 00:47:00,078 --> 00:47:01,272 - Oh yeah? 817 00:47:01,296 --> 00:47:02,621 - Yeah. 818 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:04,319 I dare her to kiss Drew. 819 00:47:04,343 --> 00:47:06,103 - Yeah, do it. 820 00:47:06,127 --> 00:47:08,889 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 821 00:47:08,913 --> 00:47:12,960 - [All] Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 822 00:47:26,191 --> 00:47:28,169 - What? 823 00:47:28,193 --> 00:47:29,997 I gotta document it for your wedding. 824 00:47:30,021 --> 00:47:31,215 - Shut up. 825 00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:32,850 [Laughing] 826 00:47:49,954 --> 00:47:51,235 - Whew. 827 00:47:51,259 --> 00:47:54,935 You guys are like a human embarrassment. 828 00:47:54,959 --> 00:47:57,720 This is honestly just the most disgusting thing I've ever 829 00:47:57,744 --> 00:47:59,591 seen in my life. 830 00:47:59,615 --> 00:48:01,463 I don't know how you live with yourself. 831 00:48:01,487 --> 00:48:03,619 You guys are fucking so gnarly. 832 00:48:05,056 --> 00:48:07,275 Wow, okay. 833 00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:13,692 [Clears throat] Alright... 834 00:48:13,716 --> 00:48:16,284 Truth or... - Dare. 835 00:48:17,372 --> 00:48:18,504 - Okay... 836 00:48:19,984 --> 00:48:24,466 I dare you to bring your pretty little tush right here. 837 00:48:54,888 --> 00:48:56,281 - Get a room. 838 00:48:58,196 --> 00:49:01,566 - You know what, that's a really good idea. 839 00:49:01,590 --> 00:49:02,611 - [Becca] Yeah. 840 00:49:02,635 --> 00:49:04,115 - Yeah, let's get out of here. 841 00:49:05,377 --> 00:49:07,398 And take care of my man, alright? 842 00:49:07,422 --> 00:49:08,902 None of this blue- balling BS, huh? 843 00:49:10,034 --> 00:49:11,533 - Thanks, Truggers. 844 00:49:11,557 --> 00:49:13,013 - Told you you'd thank me! 845 00:49:13,037 --> 00:49:14,734 Stick to the plan, rookie. 846 00:49:16,170 --> 00:49:19,149 - "Plan?" Asshole. 847 00:49:19,173 --> 00:49:21,021 You know what? 848 00:49:21,045 --> 00:49:22,674 I think I want to go home. 849 00:49:22,698 --> 00:49:25,025 - Jordan, come on. Jordan, where are you going? 850 00:49:25,049 --> 00:49:26,441 We just got here! 851 00:49:32,926 --> 00:49:35,035 - Go be a hero. 852 00:49:35,059 --> 00:49:36,103 - Jordan! 853 00:50:08,918 --> 00:50:12,028 - Don't worry, baby. You're in safe hands. 854 00:50:12,052 --> 00:50:14,315 Come on, let's check this out. 855 00:50:17,623 --> 00:50:19,122 - Jordan. 856 00:50:19,146 --> 00:50:20,930 Jordan come back inside with me, please! 857 00:50:22,889 --> 00:50:24,388 - Do you think I'm dumb, Drew? 858 00:50:24,412 --> 00:50:27,130 - What? Of course not. What are you talking about? 859 00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:29,314 - So you guys didn't bring three girls into this creepy 860 00:50:29,338 --> 00:50:31,091 house just to get laid? 861 00:50:31,115 --> 00:50:34,094 - How is that even possible. 862 00:50:34,118 --> 00:50:36,661 We all discovered this place online together. 863 00:50:36,685 --> 00:50:38,035 - Then what's in your pocket? 864 00:50:39,253 --> 00:50:40,689 - What? 865 00:50:50,134 --> 00:50:51,894 Yeah, no... 866 00:50:51,918 --> 00:50:53,591 - Becca! 867 00:50:53,615 --> 00:50:56,072 - Jordan, just come back inside with me, okay, please? 868 00:50:56,096 --> 00:50:57,508 - No! 869 00:50:57,532 --> 00:50:59,132 I'm not going back into that stupid house 870 00:50:59,156 --> 00:51:00,766 with you or any of those idiots. 871 00:51:02,059 --> 00:51:03,408 I want to go home. 872 00:51:24,864 --> 00:51:27,060 - Oh Lewis, you're so romantic. 873 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,149 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 874 00:51:29,173 --> 00:51:31,499 Ex-nay on the Ewis-Lay, woman, alright? 875 00:51:31,523 --> 00:51:33,805 - What, you think you're so... 876 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,788 rough and... 877 00:51:37,181 --> 00:51:40,377 tough that you need to go by an abbreviated last name? 878 00:51:40,401 --> 00:51:42,229 - Yeah, that's exactly right. 879 00:51:54,850 --> 00:51:59,246 ♪ [Soft dance music] 880 00:52:07,820 --> 00:52:09,909 [Coughing] 881 00:52:15,697 --> 00:52:18,396 - You know, I think I know why they call you Lucky. 882 00:52:21,007 --> 00:52:22,637 - Oh yeah? 883 00:52:22,661 --> 00:52:24,204 - Yeah. 884 00:52:24,228 --> 00:52:26,534 - [Clears throat] Why's that? 885 00:52:29,233 --> 00:52:32,105 - Well, I can't really tell you. 886 00:52:36,065 --> 00:52:38,067 I can only show you. 887 00:52:40,113 --> 00:52:43,551 ♪ [Soft dance music] 888 00:53:05,443 --> 00:53:08,509 ♪ Don't forget me 889 00:53:08,533 --> 00:53:11,512 ♪ Cinderella, 890 00:53:11,536 --> 00:53:14,254 ♪ Here, take my umbrella 891 00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,257 ♪ You're getting wet 892 00:53:17,281 --> 00:53:20,109 ♪ Cinderella 893 00:53:39,172 --> 00:53:41,281 - Look, Truggers thought 894 00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,631 that it would be a good idea for us to come to this place 895 00:53:43,655 --> 00:53:45,285 and have a little fun. 896 00:53:45,309 --> 00:53:47,287 - "A little fun?" 897 00:53:47,311 --> 00:53:49,245 That's what sex is to you? 898 00:53:49,269 --> 00:53:50,618 A little fun? 899 00:53:51,750 --> 00:53:54,555 ♪ Cinderella, 900 00:53:54,579 --> 00:53:57,514 ♪ here take my umbrella 901 00:53:57,538 --> 00:54:00,778 ♪ You're getting wet 902 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:03,694 ♪ Cinderella 903 00:54:03,718 --> 00:54:06,480 ♪ what would it take to sell ya 904 00:54:06,504 --> 00:54:09,352 ♪ What could we get 905 00:54:09,376 --> 00:54:12,877 ♪ Freeze and release 906 00:54:12,901 --> 00:54:17,254 ♪ Close your eyes and then you fall to your knees 907 00:54:18,907 --> 00:54:20,798 ♪ Don't forget me 908 00:54:20,822 --> 00:54:24,367 ♪ I am begging you please 909 00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:26,891 ♪ I may not be your prince 910 00:54:26,915 --> 00:54:29,701 ♪ but I'm trying to be 911 00:54:31,093 --> 00:54:33,531 ♪ You can help me 912 00:54:35,228 --> 00:54:38,318 - For what it's worth, I'm sorry. 913 00:54:39,667 --> 00:54:41,210 Okay? I'm sorry. 914 00:54:41,234 --> 00:54:44,213 Truggers is an idiot, okay? 915 00:54:44,237 --> 00:54:46,215 But to be honest with you, 916 00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,131 I've always thought that you and I 917 00:54:49,155 --> 00:54:51,549 would have a chance to be together... 918 00:54:54,203 --> 00:54:57,032 and that we'd end up together somehow, in some way. 919 00:54:58,207 --> 00:55:00,558 ♪ Freeze and release 920 00:55:01,689 --> 00:55:03,624 ♪ Close your eyes 921 00:55:03,648 --> 00:55:06,303 ♪ and then you fall to your knees 922 00:55:08,130 --> 00:55:10,394 ♪ Don't forget me 923 00:55:33,242 --> 00:55:35,375 - Why don't you get a little bit more comfortable. 924 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:46,299 - This is actually happening... This is actually happening! 925 00:56:16,329 --> 00:56:17,852 - Yeah, you like that? 926 00:56:34,739 --> 00:56:36,262 - Zoe... 927 00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:40,745 Come out, come out, where ever you are. 928 00:56:42,137 --> 00:56:43,138 Zoe? 929 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,596 Zoe? 930 00:56:46,620 --> 00:56:51,451 [Evil laughter on phone] 931 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:22,656 - Truthfully, I don't know what this is between us, either. 932 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:26,181 But... 933 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,185 I do want to see where it leads. 934 00:57:33,362 --> 00:57:37,715 Just please, always be respectful. 935 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:46,245 And please never take any of Truggers advice ever again. 936 00:57:47,899 --> 00:57:52,469 [Eerie sounds] 937 00:58:01,869 --> 00:58:04,568 - Okay, I don't normally get down like this, but alright. 938 00:58:12,619 --> 00:58:14,273 - Zoe? 939 00:58:17,363 --> 00:58:19,278 Babe? 940 00:58:20,497 --> 00:58:23,587 [Scream] 941 00:58:36,382 --> 00:58:38,950 - What was that? - Sounded like Truggers. 942 00:58:50,178 --> 00:58:52,398 Hello? 943 00:58:54,182 --> 00:58:55,923 Hello! 944 00:59:02,321 --> 00:59:04,038 - This isn't funny, Truggers! 945 00:59:04,062 --> 00:59:05,933 - Seriously, man, stop playing games! 946 00:59:28,652 --> 00:59:30,630 - Did you bring the flashlight? 947 00:59:30,654 --> 00:59:31,655 - No. 948 00:59:44,885 --> 00:59:46,341 [Scream] 949 00:59:46,365 --> 00:59:47,472 - Lucky what the hell man! 950 00:59:47,496 --> 00:59:48,735 - It's not my fault. 951 00:59:48,759 --> 00:59:50,239 What are you guys sneaking around for? 952 00:59:50,263 --> 00:59:51,781 - Okay, everybody stop, okay? 953 00:59:51,805 --> 00:59:53,405 We have start taking this more seriously. 954 00:59:53,429 --> 00:59:55,257 - I am taking this seriously. 955 00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,161 What? - Put your pants on! 956 01:00:01,380 --> 01:00:03,706 - Where's Zoe? - Good question. 957 01:00:03,730 --> 01:00:05,665 - What do you mean, "good question?" 958 01:00:05,689 --> 01:00:08,015 - What, you think I enjoy parading around like this? 959 01:00:08,039 --> 01:00:09,039 - Yes! 960 01:00:10,694 --> 01:00:13,150 - Well, no, as a matter of fact, 961 01:00:13,174 --> 01:00:15,152 I don't. 962 01:00:15,176 --> 01:00:17,241 I've never been in this situation before. 963 01:00:17,265 --> 01:00:20,854 And you are now officially the second girl 964 01:00:20,878 --> 01:00:23,030 of my entire high school career 965 01:00:23,054 --> 01:00:25,012 to ever see me half naked. 966 01:00:28,363 --> 01:00:29,950 - I'm honored. 967 01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:32,692 - I thought tonight was gonna be the night. 968 01:00:32,716 --> 01:00:35,477 She teased me, dude, and then she just took off. 969 01:00:35,501 --> 01:00:38,286 She used me for her own selfish pleasure. 970 01:00:39,548 --> 01:00:42,116 I just want to go home and jerk off. 971 01:00:45,729 --> 01:00:47,924 Did I say that out loud? 972 01:00:47,948 --> 01:00:50,013 - Put some clothes on. 973 01:00:50,037 --> 01:00:51,917 - Drew, go tell your idiot friend we're leaving. 974 01:00:51,941 --> 01:00:53,594 - Yes, can we please leave? 975 01:00:55,956 --> 01:00:58,306 - Truggers come on, dude. We're heading out! 976 01:01:04,922 --> 01:01:06,726 - And to think, 977 01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:10,101 she could have had all of this. 978 01:01:15,454 --> 01:01:17,108 - She missed out. 979 01:01:18,762 --> 01:01:20,154 - You think? 980 01:01:22,330 --> 01:01:25,309 - One day you are going to make 981 01:01:25,333 --> 01:01:28,554 a very special girl very... 982 01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:33,820 lucky. 983 01:01:52,796 --> 01:01:54,449 - Hello? 984 01:02:18,299 --> 01:02:20,475 Truggers, you dirty dog. 985 01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:36,404 [Ominous sounds] 986 01:02:48,112 --> 01:02:50,027 [Chuckle] 987 01:02:54,161 --> 01:02:55,641 - Oh my god... 988 01:02:56,773 --> 01:02:58,296 This isn't happening. 989 01:03:11,048 --> 01:03:15,922 [Ominous sounds] 990 01:03:25,323 --> 01:03:28,215 Oh my god... 991 01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:30,241 Did you just... 992 01:03:31,416 --> 01:03:33,766 [whispered] ejaculate? 993 01:03:36,377 --> 01:03:38,249 - Truggers, man, enough! 994 01:03:45,865 --> 01:03:48,215 [Shout] My ankle! 995 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:53,133 Ow! My ankle... 996 01:03:58,269 --> 01:04:00,924 Truggers, I'm gonna kill you, man. 997 01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,475 Becca, you gave me a heart attack! 998 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,849 What are you doing? 999 01:04:19,159 --> 01:04:21,727 Come on, stop. We talked about this, okay? 1000 01:04:23,903 --> 01:04:25,600 Becca, lay off! 1001 01:04:28,952 --> 01:04:30,867 - Hello? 1002 01:04:31,955 --> 01:04:33,584 Lucky! 1003 01:04:33,608 --> 01:04:36,350 Great, you smoked yourself into a standing coma. 1004 01:04:38,048 --> 01:04:39,503 Lucky! 1005 01:04:39,527 --> 01:04:40,877 Snap out of it! 1006 01:04:54,586 --> 01:04:56,893 You okay? 1007 01:04:59,417 --> 01:05:02,724 Lucky, did you look into the mirror? 1008 01:05:07,468 --> 01:05:09,470 Did you see anything? 1009 01:05:11,342 --> 01:05:14,867 Lucky, did you see a man hanging? 1010 01:05:25,530 --> 01:05:29,751 [Ominous sounds] 1011 01:05:31,971 --> 01:05:34,191 [Glass breaks] 1012 01:05:46,812 --> 01:05:48,205 Lucky... 1013 01:05:50,555 --> 01:05:52,296 Lucky, open your eyes! 1014 01:05:53,732 --> 01:05:56,145 Trust me, Lucky. Stay with me. 1015 01:05:56,169 --> 01:05:57,562 Open your eyes! 1016 01:05:58,693 --> 01:06:00,367 - I don't wanna die! 1017 01:06:00,391 --> 01:06:02,630 - You're not gonna die. 1018 01:06:02,654 --> 01:06:05,285 - I don't wanna get my eyes scooped out. 1019 01:06:05,309 --> 01:06:07,896 - Nobody is scooping anybody's eyes out. 1020 01:06:07,920 --> 01:06:10,314 Just open your eyes. 1021 01:06:16,711 --> 01:06:18,951 [Laughing] 1022 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:20,193 Lucky! 1023 01:06:21,325 --> 01:06:22,369 You're okay! 1024 01:06:23,501 --> 01:06:24,957 - I'm fine! 1025 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,133 [Laughing] I'm fine! 1026 01:06:27,157 --> 01:06:30,179 [Laughing] 1027 01:06:30,203 --> 01:06:32,051 I'm not gonna die a virgin. 1028 01:06:32,075 --> 01:06:33,791 - You scared the shit out of me! 1029 01:06:33,815 --> 01:06:37,186 - Well, those guys put that dumb 1030 01:06:37,210 --> 01:06:39,232 urban legend into our heads, 1031 01:06:39,256 --> 01:06:41,190 so what am I supposed to think? 1032 01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,844 And here I am, 1033 01:06:42,868 --> 01:06:45,064 thinking that I'm gonna get my eyes scooped out 1034 01:06:45,088 --> 01:06:46,888 and that I'm never gonna be able to see again. 1035 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,788 - You're alright? 1036 01:06:50,876 --> 01:06:51,920 - Yeah. 1037 01:06:53,183 --> 01:06:54,812 Everything's cool. 1038 01:06:54,836 --> 01:06:56,336 I'm fine, 1039 01:06:56,360 --> 01:06:58,275 you're fine... 1040 01:07:31,743 --> 01:07:33,310 - Whoa. 1041 01:07:42,928 --> 01:07:44,669 - Lucky! 1042 01:07:50,762 --> 01:07:52,155 Lucky... 1043 01:07:53,634 --> 01:07:54,983 Lucky, what's happening?! 1044 01:08:08,345 --> 01:08:10,714 - Jordan! Jordan, what's happening? 1045 01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:12,020 - Lucky! 1046 01:08:12,044 --> 01:08:13,935 - Jordan, help! 1047 01:08:13,959 --> 01:08:15,395 Jordan! 1048 01:08:29,714 --> 01:08:31,498 - Get off of me, you crazy bitch! 1049 01:08:55,914 --> 01:08:57,785 Becca... 1050 01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:01,267 Becca, did you do this? 1051 01:09:10,189 --> 01:09:12,124 - I don't want to die! - Lucky! 1052 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,366 - What's happening?! 1053 01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,935 [Scream] 1054 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:21,872 Jordan, what's happening to me? 1055 01:09:21,896 --> 01:09:24,092 - I don't know what to do! What should I do? 1056 01:09:24,116 --> 01:09:25,659 Just try not to move. 1057 01:09:25,683 --> 01:09:28,227 - It's not like I have a fucking choice! 1058 01:09:28,251 --> 01:09:32,840 [Screaming] 1059 01:09:32,864 --> 01:09:34,363 Jordan! 1060 01:09:34,387 --> 01:09:37,323 [Screaming] 1061 01:09:37,347 --> 01:09:38,846 Jordan! 1062 01:09:38,870 --> 01:09:42,874 [Both screaming] 1063 01:09:47,879 --> 01:09:49,272 - Lucky! 1064 01:09:52,884 --> 01:09:54,688 Drew! 1065 01:09:54,712 --> 01:09:56,366 Truggers! 1066 01:10:16,951 --> 01:10:18,344 [Yelp] 1067 01:10:20,041 --> 01:10:21,434 Zoe! 1068 01:10:22,653 --> 01:10:24,698 Thank god! I thought you left. 1069 01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:28,136 Zoe? 1070 01:10:36,232 --> 01:10:38,277 [Scream] 1071 01:10:59,037 --> 01:11:01,866 [Chewing and spitting] 1072 01:11:22,974 --> 01:11:24,323 Drew, wake up! 1073 01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:30,305 - Jordan... 1074 01:11:30,329 --> 01:11:31,698 - Are you okay? 1075 01:11:31,722 --> 01:11:33,177 - I think my ankle's broken. 1076 01:11:33,201 --> 01:11:34,918 - Fuck! Your ear! 1077 01:11:34,942 --> 01:11:36,596 - Hey listen, are you alright? 1078 01:11:37,902 --> 01:11:39,295 - Lucky's dead. 1079 01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:43,560 Zoe's dead... 1080 01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:55,441 - Truggers is dead. 1081 01:12:00,881 --> 01:12:02,883 Becca's... 1082 01:12:04,189 --> 01:12:06,036 she's gone. 1083 01:12:06,060 --> 01:12:08,517 - Look, we have to get out of here. 1084 01:12:08,541 --> 01:12:10,127 - Listen, listen... 1085 01:12:10,151 --> 01:12:11,911 Lucky has a phone. He has a phone downstairs. 1086 01:12:11,935 --> 01:12:14,095 We have to get to that phone. We have to call the cops. 1087 01:12:14,119 --> 01:12:16,992 - We need to get you up. - [Drew shouts in pain] 1088 01:12:25,645 --> 01:12:27,580 - You're going to be okay, okay? 1089 01:12:27,604 --> 01:12:30,409 Just stay with me and hang on. We're gonna get out of here. 1090 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:31,651 - Jordan... 1091 01:12:33,087 --> 01:12:34,524 I love you. 1092 01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:38,745 - I... 1093 01:12:40,791 --> 01:12:42,270 I love you, too. 1094 01:13:36,324 --> 01:13:40,938 [Ominous sounds] 1095 01:13:48,249 --> 01:13:49,729 Die, you bitch! 1096 01:13:55,605 --> 01:13:57,452 Drew! Drew! 1097 01:13:57,476 --> 01:13:59,391 Drew, wake up! 1098 01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:14,295 Drew, you're going to be okay. 1099 01:14:14,319 --> 01:14:15,973 I'm gonna get us help, okay? 1100 01:14:29,073 --> 01:14:31,118 [Phone vibrating] 1101 01:14:35,862 --> 01:14:39,475 Okay, if I was Lucky's password, what would I be? 1102 01:14:45,219 --> 01:14:50,200 [Phone dialling] 1103 01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:51,574 [Dialling stops] 1104 01:14:52,662 --> 01:14:54,074 Drew... 1105 01:14:54,098 --> 01:14:55,491 [Scream] 1106 01:15:02,106 --> 01:15:04,325 Drew, you need to be okay! 1107 01:15:06,327 --> 01:15:10,244 [Choking] 1108 01:15:11,376 --> 01:15:13,702 Drew... Drew! 1109 01:15:13,726 --> 01:15:15,162 Please! 1110 01:15:35,922 --> 01:15:38,272 Help! 1111 01:15:39,970 --> 01:15:41,972 Help me! 1112 01:15:49,109 --> 01:15:52,373 [Eerie sounds] 1113 01:16:31,674 --> 01:16:33,458 [Scream] 1114 01:16:47,124 --> 01:16:50,997 [Crying] 1115 01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:04,881 Damn it! 1116 01:17:43,267 --> 01:17:48,098 [Eerie sounds] 1117 01:18:06,769 --> 01:18:11,599 [Dramatic sounds] 1118 01:18:46,112 --> 01:18:50,987 [Ominous sounds] 1119 01:20:35,265 --> 01:20:39,443 [Choking] 1120 01:20:47,407 --> 01:20:48,844 I'm sorry. 1121 01:21:07,950 --> 01:21:12,868 [Crying] 1122 01:21:39,198 --> 01:21:44,073 ♪ [Slow music] 1123 01:22:57,494 --> 01:22:59,298 - What the hell happened in there? 1124 01:22:59,322 --> 01:23:01,039 I told you not to go in that house. 1125 01:23:01,063 --> 01:23:06,044 [Radio chatter] 1126 01:23:06,068 --> 01:23:07,939 Miss, are you okay? 1127 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:10,942 Miss? 75119

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