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NARRATOR:
Man lives in the sunlit world
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of what he believes
to be reality.
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But... there is,
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unseen by most, an underworld.
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A place that is just as real
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but not as brightly lit.
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A dark side.
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Go slowly.
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The great ones always set
traps for grave robbers.
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The most innocent stone
can trigger the catastrophe.
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l can't take all night, Ahmed.
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l don't want
the Egyptian army dropping in
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for a piece of this pie.
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l assure you, Dr. Gromley...
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Gormley.
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l have told no one
of my discovery, except you,
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and the lady, of course.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Chop, chop.
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Come on.
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AHMED: The minute
l discovered these passages,
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l could hear the song
of gold and jewels.
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Spare us the poetry, Ahmed.
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l could have gone
to the authorities, of course.
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But why keep such wonderments
locked in a museum
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when they can be converted
into cash?
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You're a real philosopher.
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And you, Dr. Gromley...
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Gormley.
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...are a practical
archaeologist.
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Are you sure you can get the
treasures out of the country?
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Don't worry about Harold.
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He has his ways.
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Damn right.
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HAROLD:
How much further?
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AHMED:
l'm not exactly certain
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what lies beyond this door.
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HAROLD:
Look at that!
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AHMED: This is as far
as l've explored.
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These stones presented
an insurmountable obstacle.
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(wind whistling)
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HAROLD:
lncredible.
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What does it say?
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Well, basically,
what it comes down to is,
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''No admittance.
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No one is allowed
beyond this point.''
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l'll get the plastic explosives.
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This shouldn't take much.
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Be careful.
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AHMED: Yes. Proceed
with the utmost extreme caution.
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lt would not take much
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to bring a ton of rocks
down on our heads.
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The risk is worth the reward,
wouldn't you say?
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Shouldn't we take cover?
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l'm gonna do this
with a series
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of small explosions; use just
as much power as we need.
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We'll wear the thing down.
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Yes. No need to destroy
any valuable artifacts.
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HAROLD:
Don't worry.
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lf this really is the tomb
of Amenhotep,
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you'll be able
to buy yourself a pyramid.
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Ready?
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Stand back.
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Here, honey.
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Hold this.
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(scraping)
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AHMED:
Utterly amazing.
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How did you do that?
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l don't know.
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Maybe l touched
a release mechanism.
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Oh, l'm not gonna stand here
second-guessing a door.
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Let's go.
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Ahmed, you first.
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Thank you, but l would gladly
surrender that honor.
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WOMAN:
Oh, wow.
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(whispering):
Harold?
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Nothing shines.
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No gold?
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(whispering): Well, this isn't
the pharaoh's tomb.
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lt's just an outer chamber.
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Well, who's that,
the receptionist?
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WOMAN:
''Here lies
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''Tapok, Lord Chamberlain
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to the Most High and Mighty,
Son of the Sun, Ahknaton.''
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(squealing):
We found it! Told ya!
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(sighs)
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Okay, the pharaoh's tomb must be
somewhere beyond that point.
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All right, first things first.
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-Ahmed?
-Huh?
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Help me lift this lid.
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Oh, why disturb an employee?
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BOTH:
Come on!
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-(woman murmurs)
-(Ahmed exhales)
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HAROLD:
Ready?
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AHMED:
Yes.
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(all grunting with effort)
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WOMAN:
Look at that necklace.
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Riches to rags.
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Pardon the pun.
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lf this is the servant,
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can you imagine
what's waiting for us, huh?
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AHMED: That bauble alone is
worth a king's ransom.
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l would take it and gladly
leave well enough alone.
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Chicken feed, Ahmed.
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We're going
for the whole bonanza.
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The pharaoh's chamber must be
somewhere beyond this point.
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A bird in the hand.
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HAROLD:
Leave it!
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We'll pick it up
on the way back.
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(gags, neck cracks)
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(screaming)
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(thud)
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(Harold and woman gasp)
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This has got to be an illusion.
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Oh, yeah? Tell Ahmed.
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(grunting)
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(angry muttering)
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The plastique.
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WOMAN: Hell, no.
You can't set that off in here.
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Press it.
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(explosion)
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(Tapok grunts)
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(mutters angrily)
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(Harold yelping)
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Please, dear God! No!
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(nasal grunting)
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l will strip the flesh
from your bones!
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Aileen, save me!
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He spoke English.
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l speak the language
of any intruder
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in this sacred burial place,
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so they can hear my curse
over their bloody coffins.
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(Harold shrieking)
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HAROLD:
Humor him!
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-AlLEEN: Um, hi.
-(Tapok growls)
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(clears throat) Uh, you say
others have come here?
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Many others!
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And it has amused me
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to watch their bones
disintegrate.
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We're not grave robbers.
We're... We're scientists.
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Like your astrologers.
We... We only want
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to study your culture.
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No matter!
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You're ghosts now!
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(Harold whimpering)
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l will play with you
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as if you were my toys.
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l will amuse myself,
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and then, oblivion!
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HAROLD (crying):
He means it.
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AlLEEN:
l know he means it!
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l will think... of a slow death.
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(Harold whimpers)
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A special one,
something memorable
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for me to recall
into the next millennium.
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As you wish, Lord Chamberlain
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to the Most High and Mighty,
Son of the Sun.
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-What are you saying?
-Shut up.
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You know my title?!
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What-What, are you kidding me?
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You're a very important man.
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Uh, well, yes,
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but l thought that,
after all these year--
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Wait a minute!
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You read it
on my sarcophagus!
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Oh...
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We're dead!
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l will make marbles
of your eyeballs!
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AlLEEN:
All right.
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Do it. Fine. Do it.
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Get it over with.
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-Aileen!
-Shut up!
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Yes.
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Right now.
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HAROLD:
No!
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No! No! No, not right now!
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(Tapok laughs)
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She was just trying
to incite you.
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You're not gonna let yourself
get talked
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into anything, are you?
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l wonder how long
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your heart will keep beating
outside of your chest.
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Not long,
Your High and Mightiness.
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He's not gonna kill you... yet.
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-You want to bet on it?!
-l-l know it.
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Do you dare
to doubt Tapok's declaration?
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Oh, no, l'm-l'm... l'm not
doubting anything,
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Your Mumminess.
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l'm-l'm just saying
that you have had many chances
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to kill us, and you actually
have-have not done that.
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That'd come as a surprise
to Ahmed.
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Uh, no,
he's too bored to kill us.
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That's it, isn't it?
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Come on.
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3,000 years of loneliness?
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You want to keep us around
to amuse you for a little while.
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The only thing
that would amuse me would be
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to watch you die, inch by inch.
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l think l'll use my
Golden Chain of Office
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to choke the air
out of you, wench.
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A golden death
for a golden life.
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Um, well, okay, kill me.
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See if l care. Fine. Fine.
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But you'll be snuffing out
your last chance
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of grabbing a few laughs
for a century, at least.
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Watching you squirm,
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l'll be laughing for centuries.
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Well, sure.
l mean, who wouldn't?
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But, you know,
you got to think the long-term.
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After 500 years or so,
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those laughs are gonna
be wearing a little bit thin.
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l mean, sitting around,
back to the old boredom,
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day in and day out.
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Sitting around
in that old sarcophagus.
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You know what you need?
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You need something that's gonna
really keep you laughing.
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Something really fun.
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Like-Like games, sports.
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-What sports?
-What sports?
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Uh... arm wrestling.
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(clears throat)
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Harold, there,
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is a terrific arm wrestler.
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l-l bet he could beat you.
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No, no, no, no,
l've got weak arms, weak.
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What do you bet?
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Well, what do l bet?
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Um... my Walkman.
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Your-Your-Your what?
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Okay, boys...
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let's see you do it.
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(Tapok grunts, Harold sobs)
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-Give me the toy!
-HAROLD: No!
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Congratulations.
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You win the Walkman,
fair and square.
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(Harold sobs in pain)
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You-You...
You are in terrific shape.
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But l bet you couldn't take
Harold in a fight.
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-T-T-Take?
-What?!
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Anybody can beat Harold
in an arm wrestle.
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Are you kidding me?
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Look at the guy.
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But no one can beat Harold
in a fight.
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Fights like a demon.
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l thought we were supposed
to be on the same side.
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Look, Raggedy Andy,
l'm an intellectual.
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Oh!
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-TAPOK: Next!
-AlLEEN: Uh... Uh...
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How about riddles?
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Uh, what has the face
of a woman, the body of a lion,
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and even when it's working,
it always takes pause?
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Easy. The sphinx.
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Oh, even l knew that one.
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That's older than l am.
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AlLEEN:
Okay, okay.
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l've got an idea.
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What do you say
we play some cards?
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Um, uh, the tarot?
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Uh, not exactly.
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l was thinking of something
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a little more
on the lines of poker.
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''Pawkuh''? Show me how.
263
00:10:54,901 --> 00:10:56,169
Okay.
264
00:10:56,169 --> 00:10:57,904
You sit here.
(Aileen pats seat twice)
265
00:10:57,904 --> 00:10:59,605
Harold, sit over there.
266
00:10:59,605 --> 00:11:00,902
(Harold moans)
267
00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:08,448
Uh, wh-what about you?
268
00:11:08,448 --> 00:11:10,783
l'll just be
your good luck charm.
269
00:11:10,783 --> 00:11:12,018
Wait.
270
00:11:12,018 --> 00:11:13,586
TAPOK:
Uh, what now, woman?
271
00:11:13,586 --> 00:11:15,555
(clears throat)
We've got to play for something.
272
00:11:15,555 --> 00:11:17,290
Oh, yes, the stakes.
273
00:11:17,290 --> 00:11:19,359
You win, we die
with plenty of screaming.
274
00:11:19,359 --> 00:11:20,593
(Harold scoffs)
275
00:11:20,593 --> 00:11:22,495
He wins, you let us go.
276
00:11:22,495 --> 00:11:26,733
As keeper of the tomb,
l must destroy all intruders.
277
00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:27,934
HAROLD:
Hey, lighten up.
278
00:11:27,934 --> 00:11:29,102
lt's just a game.
279
00:11:29,102 --> 00:11:30,236
Aren't there any exceptions?
280
00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:32,572
What should we play for?
281
00:11:32,572 --> 00:11:34,240
Wait! l have it!
282
00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:37,210
As a youth, we frequently
played with face cards,
283
00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:39,746
and we had nothing to wager
but our garments.
284
00:11:39,746 --> 00:11:41,114
Garments?
285
00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:43,249
Oh, it was most diverting.
286
00:11:43,249 --> 00:11:45,151
Every hand...
287
00:11:45,151 --> 00:11:48,021
(laughing):
a garment was won or lost.
288
00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:50,323
This is starting to sound
an awful lot like strip poker.
289
00:11:50,323 --> 00:11:51,491
Uh-huh.
290
00:11:51,491 --> 00:11:54,227
And why not,
you spawn of a jackal?
291
00:11:54,227 --> 00:11:56,462
l'm not gonna play strip poker
with a mummy.
292
00:11:56,462 --> 00:11:58,431
-lf he loses, he'll turn...
-Shut up!
293
00:11:58,431 --> 00:12:00,767
(whispers): But if he loses,
he'll turn to dust!
294
00:12:00,767 --> 00:12:02,135
Exactly, Harold.
295
00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:03,432
Well, who deals?!
296
00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,065
Deuces wild?
297
00:12:19,752 --> 00:12:21,254
HAROLD:
How many cards?
298
00:12:21,254 --> 00:12:23,056
TAPOK:
Eh, uh, what would you suggest?
299
00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:25,291
AlLEEN:
Get rid of those three kings.
300
00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:27,593
But l thought
kings are most powerful.
301
00:12:27,593 --> 00:12:29,662
Could three kings ever rule
a country?
302
00:12:29,662 --> 00:12:31,297
Would they ever agree
on anything?
303
00:12:31,297 --> 00:12:32,865
Ah... l see what you mean.
304
00:12:32,865 --> 00:12:34,834
l'll take... three.
305
00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:37,537
Coming up.
306
00:12:37,537 --> 00:12:40,940
l better win this game,
or l risk being in violation
307
00:12:40,940 --> 00:12:43,276
of Amenhotep's decency code.
308
00:12:43,276 --> 00:12:45,611
HAROLD:
l'm in for a shirt.
309
00:12:45,611 --> 00:12:48,214
Raise him a bandage.
310
00:12:48,214 --> 00:12:49,849
Are you certain?
311
00:12:49,849 --> 00:12:51,818
Play or pay.
312
00:12:51,818 --> 00:12:53,453
l raise you a bandage!
313
00:12:53,453 --> 00:12:54,620
l'll see you.
314
00:12:54,620 --> 00:12:55,655
Show him your cards.
315
00:12:55,655 --> 00:12:56,956
Oh, well, yes,
l remember. l remember.
316
00:12:56,956 --> 00:13:01,694
Uh, l have a three, a four,
a five, a nine,
317
00:13:01,694 --> 00:13:04,363
and a jack deprived of an eye.
318
00:13:04,363 --> 00:13:05,465
Pair of tens.
319
00:13:05,465 --> 00:13:07,066
You lose.
320
00:13:07,066 --> 00:13:08,401
What? Again?!
321
00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,699
Unravel.
322
00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:27,120
Oh, this is most involving.
323
00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:29,021
(laughing):
l haven't had so much fun
324
00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:32,325
since Amenhotep
changed his name to Ahknaton,
325
00:13:32,325 --> 00:13:35,161
and made everybody pray
to the sunrise.
326
00:13:35,161 --> 00:13:36,395
(Aileen laughs)
327
00:13:36,395 --> 00:13:37,997
HAROLD:
Sounds like a real kick.
328
00:13:37,997 --> 00:13:39,665
Uh, l bet a bandage.
329
00:13:39,665 --> 00:13:41,400
Mm... pair of pants.
330
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,004
Uh, why don't you get
four more cards?
331
00:13:45,004 --> 00:13:47,406
Oh, but-but l thought
332
00:13:47,406 --> 00:13:51,144
a-a-a series in the same design
is conducive to good fortune.
333
00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:54,147
Uh, yeah, ordinarily it is,
but not in spades.
334
00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:55,414
Oh.
335
00:13:55,414 --> 00:13:56,972
Four.
336
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,621
Your bet.
337
00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:03,022
Oh, l feel most fortunate.
338
00:14:03,022 --> 00:14:04,657
l bet two bandages!
339
00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:06,125
HAROLD:
l'll see you,
340
00:14:06,125 --> 00:14:07,360
and l'll raise you a jacket.
341
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:09,590
Agreed! Show your cards!
342
00:14:10,630 --> 00:14:12,598
Four queens.
343
00:14:13,733 --> 00:14:16,702
Four ones.
344
00:14:16,702 --> 00:14:18,437
Harold wins.
345
00:14:18,437 --> 00:14:21,774
But-But-But-But l thought
ones are powerful.
346
00:14:21,774 --> 00:14:25,378
Uh, yeah, that's true, they are,
but-but only on the Sabbath.
347
00:14:25,378 --> 00:14:27,369
Tough break.
348
00:14:28,414 --> 00:14:32,151
Your hand reminds me
four times over
349
00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:34,954
of a certain young lady
of my acquaintance.
350
00:14:34,954 --> 00:14:39,292
A girl from Dashur
who took quite a fancy to me.
351
00:14:39,292 --> 00:14:40,927
Unfortunately,
352
00:14:40,927 --> 00:14:43,996
she was committed
to my master Ahknaton.
353
00:14:43,996 --> 00:14:45,965
Nevertheless,
354
00:14:45,965 --> 00:14:47,934
we managed a moment
or two together,
355
00:14:47,934 --> 00:14:49,702
when l held her in my ar...
356
00:14:49,702 --> 00:14:50,703
HAROLD:
Less talk
357
00:14:50,703 --> 00:14:52,138
and more action, pal?
358
00:14:52,138 --> 00:14:53,706
(roaring)
359
00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,675
(yelling)
360
00:14:55,675 --> 00:14:59,679
You dare to interrupt
my only pleasant memory?!
361
00:14:59,679 --> 00:15:00,513
Oh, no...
362
00:15:00,513 --> 00:15:02,515
l should pluck out your arms
363
00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:04,250
like flower petals!
364
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:07,053
AlLEEN:
Tell us about that girl.
365
00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:08,854
Uh, the one from Dashur.
366
00:15:08,854 --> 00:15:11,357
l-l-l'd really like
to hear about her.
367
00:15:11,357 --> 00:15:14,627
Oh, it was most romantic.
368
00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:17,763
We met secretly,
369
00:15:17,763 --> 00:15:20,600
in a small boat,
370
00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:23,569
set among the papyrus reeds.
371
00:15:23,569 --> 00:15:25,434
l knew you were a romantic.
372
00:15:32,878 --> 00:15:34,347
(whispers):
What now?
373
00:15:34,347 --> 00:15:35,848
l think he's in a trance.
374
00:15:35,848 --> 00:15:38,150
Well, l thought you said
once the bandages were off,
375
00:15:38,150 --> 00:15:39,151
he'd be vaporized.
376
00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:40,152
Yeah, l did.
377
00:15:40,152 --> 00:15:43,256
He's looking better
than ever, isn't he?
378
00:15:43,256 --> 00:15:45,424
We should, uh,
make our move now, huh?
379
00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,159
How? The door's solid.
380
00:15:47,159 --> 00:15:50,129
Well, doors have locks,
locks have keys.
381
00:15:50,129 --> 00:15:51,697
Aha!
382
00:15:51,697 --> 00:15:52,965
l've got it!
383
00:15:52,965 --> 00:15:53,799
You've got what?
384
00:15:53,799 --> 00:15:55,568
Well, l just took a little trip.
385
00:15:55,568 --> 00:15:58,104
An out-of-body voyage
to a place--
386
00:15:58,104 --> 00:16:00,906
a most unusual
and interesting place--
387
00:16:00,906 --> 00:16:03,976
known, l believe, as Las Vegas.
388
00:16:03,976 --> 00:16:06,078
-(Harold gulps loudly)
-l saw a thousand games there
389
00:16:06,078 --> 00:16:10,182
played by a man named, uh,
uh, Lowball Jones.
390
00:16:10,182 --> 00:16:11,651
Oh, he... l...
391
00:16:11,651 --> 00:16:13,653
lt was very educational
in poker.
392
00:16:13,653 --> 00:16:16,088
l saw it all-- Stud, Draw,
393
00:16:16,088 --> 00:16:18,424
Cincinnati, Pass the Trash,
394
00:16:18,424 --> 00:16:21,594
and my own personal favorite,
395
00:16:21,594 --> 00:16:23,429
Spit in the Ocean.
396
00:16:23,429 --> 00:16:25,598
l think that he's ready to play.
397
00:16:25,598 --> 00:16:27,166
TAPOK:
Deal.
398
00:16:27,166 --> 00:16:29,735
And don't think l didn't hear
you two plotting against me.
399
00:16:29,735 --> 00:16:32,727
You want the door open?
Here is the power.
400
00:16:36,509 --> 00:16:39,578
This will serve
as your final prize, provided
401
00:16:39,578 --> 00:16:41,247
you can win another hand.
402
00:16:41,247 --> 00:16:42,882
Sounds good to me.
403
00:16:42,882 --> 00:16:44,747
Let's play.
404
00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:51,490
HAROLD:
How many?
405
00:16:51,490 --> 00:16:52,855
l'll stick.
406
00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:55,420
(sighs quietly)
407
00:16:59,899 --> 00:17:01,423
What do you got?
408
00:17:03,069 --> 00:17:05,171
Pair of treys, ace high.
409
00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:07,605
You won.
410
00:17:08,574 --> 00:17:10,810
He won!
411
00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:12,645
Oh, about time, too.
412
00:17:12,645 --> 00:17:14,347
Well, l'll, uh...
413
00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:17,450
All right, l'll give you back,
uh, three feet of bandages.
414
00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:20,219
No. l want your helmet.
415
00:17:20,219 --> 00:17:22,847
Whatever you say.
416
00:17:25,224 --> 00:17:26,759
Pretty good fit, too.
417
00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,590
Deal!
418
00:17:42,007 --> 00:17:43,476
l'm freezing.
419
00:17:43,476 --> 00:17:47,413
Look, l'll swap you
50 feet of rags for my jacket.
420
00:17:47,413 --> 00:17:49,548
Use the bandages.
421
00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:52,142
They're not so bad,
once you get used to them.
422
00:17:54,453 --> 00:17:56,222
(Harold scoffs)
423
00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:58,213
Uh, help me.
424
00:18:08,601 --> 00:18:09,969
Aha!
425
00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:12,405
l got you dead to rights
this time.
426
00:18:12,405 --> 00:18:15,341
l see you,
and l raise you my tie.
427
00:18:15,341 --> 00:18:18,978
Your-Your face is a beacon
of newfound confidence.
428
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:20,880
You bet your ribbons it is!
429
00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:23,816
Oh, l tire of this.
430
00:18:23,816 --> 00:18:25,418
l have a proposition for you.
431
00:18:25,418 --> 00:18:26,719
All or nothing.
432
00:18:26,719 --> 00:18:28,448
Your tie against the key.
433
00:18:29,455 --> 00:18:32,224
You're on.
434
00:18:32,224 --> 00:18:34,193
(stammers)
One small catch, Harold.
435
00:18:34,193 --> 00:18:37,296
lf you lose,
you take my place down here.
436
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:40,099
He's beginning to look like he
belongs down here, anyhow.
437
00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:41,267
Oh.
438
00:18:41,267 --> 00:18:42,668
HAROLD:
No problem.
439
00:18:42,668 --> 00:18:43,836
lf l lose.
440
00:18:43,836 --> 00:18:46,532
Harold,
he's playing for the key.
441
00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:51,334
Well, it's really an amulet,
but it does open the door.
442
00:18:53,078 --> 00:18:54,880
What do you got, pops?
443
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:57,049
You first.
444
00:18:57,049 --> 00:19:00,219
Nine, ten, jack, queen,
king of diamonds.
445
00:19:00,219 --> 00:19:01,454
Straight flush.
446
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:03,155
Beat that, Desert Breath.
447
00:19:03,155 --> 00:19:05,953
Oh... ten...
448
00:19:07,059 --> 00:19:08,959
Jack...
449
00:19:10,262 --> 00:19:11,354
Queen...
450
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:15,458
King...
451
00:19:17,503 --> 00:19:19,505
Ace of hearts.
452
00:19:19,505 --> 00:19:20,339
(gasps)
453
00:19:20,339 --> 00:19:22,408
Straight royal flush.
454
00:19:22,408 --> 00:19:24,510
ln hearts.
455
00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:25,611
Your tie, sir.
456
00:19:25,611 --> 00:19:27,313
Listen, here...
457
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:29,215
l'm a very important
archaeologist.
458
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,083
The whole world
will be looking for me.
459
00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:33,352
Oh, they will
undoubtedly find you...
460
00:19:33,352 --> 00:19:35,547
after 50 centuries or so.
461
00:19:54,206 --> 00:19:56,308
(muffled shrieking)
462
00:19:56,308 --> 00:19:59,011
l doubt he'll make
a very good guard for Ahknaton.
463
00:19:59,011 --> 00:20:01,814
(Harold whimpering)
464
00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,649
But the power
of the cursed mummy
465
00:20:03,649 --> 00:20:05,684
comes entirely
from the bandages.
466
00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:07,620
(muffled muttering)
467
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,988
(Aileen gasps and yells)
468
00:20:08,988 --> 00:20:10,789
See?
469
00:20:10,789 --> 00:20:14,226
(muffled muttering
and whimpering)
470
00:20:14,226 --> 00:20:17,897
Yes, even the power of
a mummy has its limitations.
471
00:20:17,897 --> 00:20:19,798
-The amulet?
-HAROLD: No!
472
00:20:19,798 --> 00:20:21,033
lt could stop 20 mummies.
473
00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,368
-(Harold shrieks angrily)
-Oh...
474
00:20:22,368 --> 00:20:24,904
lt could also open
a certain door.
475
00:20:24,904 --> 00:20:27,940
Aw, Tapok, what about me?
476
00:20:27,940 --> 00:20:30,342
Are you gonna leave me
down here to rot?
477
00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:32,411
TAPOK (clearing throat):
Well, Aileen,
478
00:20:32,411 --> 00:20:37,650
you do look a lot like that girl
in the papyrus reeds,
479
00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:41,820
and l might consider
a joyful alliance.
480
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:43,923
-l love older men.
-(Tapok gasps passionately)
481
00:20:43,923 --> 00:20:45,257
(muffled):
Older men?!
482
00:20:45,257 --> 00:20:48,193
(Harold mutters, then shrieks)
483
00:20:48,193 --> 00:20:50,930
And remember
what they say in Vegas:
484
00:20:50,930 --> 00:20:53,532
Keep your eye
on the bottom of the deck.
485
00:20:53,532 --> 00:20:57,102
(laughing)
486
00:20:57,102 --> 00:21:00,539
He was palming the cards!
487
00:21:00,539 --> 00:21:02,441
(Tapok laughing,
Harold whimpering)
488
00:21:02,441 --> 00:21:04,577
-(echoing thud)
-(grunts)
489
00:21:04,577 --> 00:21:06,879
(groans)
490
00:21:06,879 --> 00:21:08,176
(crying)
491
00:21:19,558 --> 00:21:23,362
NARRATOR:
The dark side is always there.
492
00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:25,898
Waiting for us to enter.
493
00:21:25,898 --> 00:21:29,134
Waiting to enter us.
494
00:21:29,134 --> 00:21:36,006
Until next time, try
to enjoy the daylight.
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