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'Sometimes, you get a good Thursday,
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'sometimes a bog-standard Thursday,
sometimes a shit Thursday.'
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This Thursday was mental.
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Thursday night in Babylon used to be
'70s night but they changed it.
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Thursday night is '90s night,
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which makes you feel ancient.
Thanks very much.
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l spent all night chasing after some bloke
who turns out to be mad.
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Like, really mad. He had
every episode of Juliet Bravo on tape.
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(Dance music, chatter)
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'So, it's getting late, lights on.
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'l haven't copped off,
Phil's not copped off and Stuart...'
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Stuart's copped off.
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Oi, Vince!
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Wait there. Don't move.
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- Where are you going?
- You've copped off.
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- l'm just getting his telephone number.
- Did he swallow it?
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l'll be ten minutes. Wait by the Jeep.
You've gotta get me home. Wait for me!
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So, he brings the car,
gives you the keys so you can't drink,
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then he buggers off. Nice system.
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- l'll give him ten minutes. l don't mind.
- He's still looking.
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- He is not.
- He is so.
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(Vince) He's all muscles.
l don't cop off with muscles.
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l mean, what happens?
He takes his kit off - Marky Mark.
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l take mine off - Norman Wisdom.
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l had a bloke with muscles once. Great.
Like being let loose on a bouncy castle.
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- He's still looking.
- (Cockney accent) Shut it!
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- Shut it!
- Pat'll go mad.
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- Shut it!
- (Horn beeps)
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'Sometimes, you're halfway through
a shag and you just get bored of him.
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'So you wank him off in a doorway
and move straight on.
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'Cos you keep on looking.
That's why you keep going out.
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'There's always a new bloke, a better
bloke, just waiting round the corner.
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'And that was the night he came along.
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'The one-night stand
that never went away.'
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(Music, chatter)
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Excuse me... l'm just looking.
l mean, what's the best place to go?
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Depends on what you're after.
lf you want bastards, you go in there.
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And if you want wankers, go in there.
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And if you want selfish, little,
mincing, piss tart dickheads,
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then pick a building, any building.
lt's full of them.
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(Woman) Bernie!
Don't be so daft. Don't listen to her.
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lt's just a T-shirt!
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She's off her head,
she's been drinking! Bernie!
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($ lndigo: Haven't You Heard)
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$ l've been looking for you
$ Haven't you heard
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$ Oh, l've been looking... $
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The first time l copped off,
l was in school.
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Mr Daniels, PE.
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We're chatting away, football, or
something and he's getting his gear off.
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Big, hairy bloke. Nice.
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So l keep talking. We're in his office.
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He's got this cubicle,
like his own private shower.
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Next thing, he's stark bollock naked.
Fantastic.
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l'm still talking away like a twat
and he gets in the shower,
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pulls the curtain, half pulls it.
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Now, l'm twelve years old,
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l'm thinking ''aye aye''.
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So...l got in the shower
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with all my clothes on.
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l did.
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l must have been scared to death...
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but l don't remember being scared.
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Had a good night?
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Yeah.
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l'm Stuart.
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(Exasperated grunt)
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- Got somewhere to go?
- No.
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Wanna come back to mine?
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l was fifteen.
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l did it the first time l went out.
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l'm quite proud of that.
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l'm dead proud of that. My first time out.
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Stuart Alan Jones.
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He's looking down at me.
Like the face of God.
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OK.
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Bastard!
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Oh, leave me alone.
Sod off back to the gym.
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Nice kitchen.
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lt's great, it's really nice.
l never cook. Takeaways - that's me.
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l'm always eating takeaways.
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Pizza.
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Mind you, l've gotta be careful.
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l can't eat anything. l've got this thing.
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lt's called, like, anaphylactic shock.
Your throat swells up.
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- Packet of peanuts could kill me...
- You staying out here or what?
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We had this barbecue...
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last summer...
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Oh, what is he like?
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Go...away.
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- Nice car.
- Yeah. lt's not mine.
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- This where you live?
- Yeah.
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Look, it's nice to meet you
but l'm up early tomorrow
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and l was up early this morning and
l'm working shifts and l'm really tired.
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Are we shagging, or what?
lt's pissing down.
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So what do you like doing?
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l like watching telly.
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- What do you like doing in bed?
- Er, this is fine.
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Rimming?
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- Yeah.
- Excellent.
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Go on, then.
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- What'd you mean, exactly?
- (Phone)
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Yeah?
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No.
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No, when?
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When did that happen?
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Why didn't you phone me?
Of course l've been out.
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- (Stifled groan)
- Jesus Christ! Do you have to?
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No, it's just some bloke.
What's your name?
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- Nathan.
- Nathan, say hello to Lisa.
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- Hello.
- So where is she now?
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Yeah?
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Right. Okey-doke.
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Right, well, thanks for that.
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Gotta go.
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($ Gabrielle: Give Me A Little More Time)
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God, you've got everything.
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Manga. Me dad's into manga.
You got any porn?
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- One or two. Yeah?
- Anything good?
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American stuff.
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l've got some Cadinot.
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lt's much better.
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lt's actually got a plot.
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This one's good. Service Actif.
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Been trying to find Service Actif Deux.
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Apparently, it's been deleted. l can't s...
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- Shall l put it on?
- l haven't got time, really.
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Can we just get on with it?
Sorry, but it's nearly three o'clock.
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- Fine.
- (Belt unbuckling)
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(Phone)
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- l'd better just...
- Can't you just leave it?
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l've, erm...
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- Hello?
- Vince. Emergency.
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l need the car. lt's happened.
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No. No! When?
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Hours ago. l can't believe it.
My mobile was off.
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Who phoned you? Lisa?
What happened? Who was there?
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There was no one there.
Just those women.
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God.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh-ho-ho, my God!
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Look, l really can't stay long.
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Who's that? You've got someone there.
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'Er, er, no, really, it's fine.'
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Forget the car, we'll get a taxi.
You've copped off. That's a first.
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No, really, really, l haven't.
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- l'll get the car.
- 'Don't you dare.'
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l'll get a cab. Shag him blind,
kick him out, l'll see you there.
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- 'No, really, really, l...'
- (Beep)
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lt's my friend. His mother's in hospital.
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They think it's serious.
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- l'll have to go.
- That's a pity.
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- l was really looking forward to that.
- Me too.
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l'll phone you a taxi.
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- What's happened?
- Everything.
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l'll have to go, anyway. l've got college.
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College...or school?
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Sixth-form college.
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- How old are you?
- 18.
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What year were you born?
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- 1981 .
- Bollocks. You had to think about it.
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No one has to think about
what year they were born.
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How old are you?
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16.
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How old are you, really?
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15.
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(Driver) ls it on account?
(Stuart) Yeah.
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(Vince) Where've you been?
(Stuart) Come on.
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(Vince) You had to bring him, didn't you?
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Oh, my God.
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- (Baby crying)
- Oh, my God.
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Here he is. This is him.
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Hold his head. Careful.
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Started this morning.
Ten o'clock tonight, there he was.
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- l wanted to be there.
- No, you didn't.
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lt's like a car crash down there.
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Oh, God. Funny shaped head. He's...
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Ugly, aren't they?
He doesn't look like me.
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We weren't talking about names,
because that's up to you and Romey.
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But l just looked at him and said,
''Frederick?''
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- l quite like it.
- What, in an ironic sort of way?
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- Yeah.
- No, it's not ironic enough.
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What about Alfred? That way, you've still
got the Fred bit. Run a check on Alfred.
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Alf Roberts, Alfie, Michael Caine. Alf -
that American sitcom with the puppet -
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bit dodgy. But that's forgotten by the
time he's in school. Unless it's on cable.
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l bet they've got it on Bravo. Oh.
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Alfred's the name of Batman's butler -
marvellous. Good name.
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Alfred. What do you think?
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- Great.
- He's mine.
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Aren't you going to introduce us?
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Er, what was your name again?
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- Nathan.
- Oh, you've met. Lisa was on the phone
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- when Nathan shot his load all over me.
- For God's sake.
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Well, he did. He's 15, aren't you, Nate?
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- You both had a child on the same night.
- He's brought the trophy cabinet.
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The most important phone call of my life
and he was there. l couldn't leave him.
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You wanted to come, didn't you?
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Yeah.
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Romey, what the fuck have we done?
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Oh, shit.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Take off your watch.
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(Nurse) Excuse me, please.
(Porter) Mind your backs.
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Yes, yes, yes.
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You're good, Vince.
You'll do good things.
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- Could you tell if l had cancer?
- Why would you have it?
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- l always think l've got cancer.
- She'll love it. Yeah, thanks, bye.
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Bloody Ken - he's sending flowers.
l should have got flowers.
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Nathan, get some flowers,
quick as you can.
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You can't use your mobile.
You'll switch off the iron lungs.
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There's a thought - l should have a cigar.
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You don't have to do what he says.
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l...l don't mind.
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l'll, erm, just get some...
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(Low talking, coughing)
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(Vince) Blimey, bit nippy.
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Look, you can see
my mother's house from here.
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Come on, let's go back down.
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lt's weird, isn't it?
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l mean, he's real.
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Just seeing him, it's like...
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l dunno what it's like. l mean, it's brilliant.
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But it's weird.
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The most expensive wank l've ever had.
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Oh, that's right, top yourself.
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That's what they do in soaps.
Birth and death in the same episode.
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Get down. You've gotta
be responsible now...dad.
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That's it. Arms out. Titanic!
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- King of the world!
- l'm always Kate Winslet.
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King of the world!
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Congratulations.
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Oh, my God.
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Vince, hard-on.
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l have not.
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l didn't know you cared. No one's
looking. Go on, get it out, get it out.
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Fuck off. Six months
since l've had a shag.
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lt's like Pavlov's dogs.
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You sad bastard.
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- Stuart.
- Had him.
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You're going home.
You're going to sleep,
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you're getting up
and you're going to work.
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Then, you can work hard for the next 20
years. You've got a kid to look after now.
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Absolutely, l promise. Yes.
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Want one?
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All right, more for me.
245
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,876
Right. Nathan, let's go.
lt's all getting a bit lesbian in here.
246
00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,315
My waters have broken!
247
00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:52,678
(Stuart) He's a calendar,
that kid, he's a clock.
248
00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:56,912
A great big stopwatch
just staring me in the face.
249
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,355
As he gets older, that's all he can do.
250
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:03,318
Do you know what that means?
251
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l'm getting older.
252
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,268
(Sniggers) Mind you...
253
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they don't always live. (Laughs)
254
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,120
Meningitis - that's a good one.
255
00:20:14,200 --> 00:20:17,033
(Vince) Stuart, what have you taken?
256
00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:20,192
That's not E.
You only took it five minutes ago.
257
00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:23,716
- What is it?
- Don't know. lt was expensive.
258
00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:27,475
You don't even know
what you're taking. You twat.
259
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,516
Hmm.
260
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:44,034
- (Horn beeps, tyres screech)
- Shit! Fuck!
261
00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:47,508
Look, leave him alone.
262
00:20:47,600 --> 00:20:49,716
l'll take him home.
263
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:58,035
l'm gonna fuck you. l'm gonna fuck you
all night, yeah? ls that what you want?
264
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,236
l'm taking him home.
265
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:07,509
- l'm going with him.
- Good boy. (Laughs)
266
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,756
(Nathan moaning)
267
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:00,876
(Gasping)
268
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,158
No one told you about that, did they?
269
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That's it.
270
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Slowly.
271
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That's all of them.
272
00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:44,314
All the football team.
273
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,119
All the what?
274
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All of them -
naked and in shorts. (Laughing)
275
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And the referee's going,
''Yes...yes...yes...
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''ln we go.''
277
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,108
(Gasps) Slowly. Really.
278
00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,794
($ Doctor Who theme)
279
00:23:09,840 --> 00:23:14,072
- 'Ahh!'
- 'Die.'
280
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:17,550
- 'l will bring Sutekh's gift of death...'
- ..gift of death...
281
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,234
- '..to all humanity.'
- ..to all humanity.
282
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,709
- 'Ahh!'
- ($ Doctor Who theme)
283
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:30,676
(Alarm bleeps)
284
00:23:47,120 --> 00:23:49,076
(Car alarm)
285
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,550
Oi!
286
00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:05,871
You little bastards.
287
00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:09,428
- You poof!
- We seen you! We seen you!
288
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,476
You fucking queer!
289
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,350
For fuck's sake.
290
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,589
- What the hell is that?
- You did this map
291
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,036
of all the places you've had a shag.
lt starts out Manchester,
292
00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:55,998
but that bit's Denmark
and then you went to New York.
293
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:59,914
All right, l know.
You might have stopped me.
294
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,878
l'll have to get it painted again, now. Shit.
295
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,520
lt's the pens.
l've gotta get rid of the pens.
296
00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:09,073
Right, well, gotta go.
297
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:21,796
God, the state of me.
298
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,228
- What happened to the car?
- Vince took it.
299
00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,118
- Good, he'll bring it back.
- Can l have a shower?
300
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:31,156
Hurry up, then.
301
00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:36,673
- Oh, what is that?
- lt's the Millennium Dome.
302
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:41,276
- You met that bloke...
- That wasn't ecstasy. That fucking Anita.
303
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:43,920
l bet she sold me
dog-worming tablets again.
304
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:46,434
Go on then, shower!
305
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:52,070
l'm such a twat. l am such a twat.
306
00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:16,148
'Don't panic. lt's Romey, l'm in hospital.
The contractions have started...'
307
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:18,196
Fuck, l've got a baby.
308
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:28,836
Why doesn't anyone stop me?
lt's not my fault.
309
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,390
They should stop me.
310
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,592
Hey.
311
00:26:53,560 --> 00:26:57,758
- ($ Pulp: Something Changed)
- (Beeps horn)
312
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,796
He's here.
313
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:13,199
Oh, excellent. Well done, Vince.
314
00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:16,431
Then don't give me the car.
l've warned you before.
315
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,432
- lt was those kids.
- Doesn't matter. Company car.
316
00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:21,954
Now, let's get our little lad to school.
317
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:26,716
$ ..kiss to celebrate here today...
318
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:31,513
$ Something changed... $
319
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:33,750
What's his name again?
320
00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,913
(Boy) Saw him down the chippy,
and he said, ''No.''
321
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,514
And l said, ''You did.''
Just a liar, isn't he?
322
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,512
- (Girl) She went mental.
- (School bell)
323
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,636
(Chatter, indistinct)
324
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:55,558
(Vince) Pull in.
(Stuart) He's going to school.
325
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,234
- Pull in here.
- l'll take him to the door.
326
00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:02,199
- ($ Suede: Beautiful Ones)
- Stuart, they'll see the car.
327
00:28:02,280 --> 00:28:04,236
So?
328
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:06,709
$ ..meat to the beat... $
- (Beeps horn)
329
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,554
$ High on diesel and gasoline
330
00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:15,760
$ Psycho for drum machine
shaking their bits to the hits
331
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:21,198
$ Oh, here they come, the beautiful ones
332
00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,794
$ The beautiful ones
333
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,836
$ La la la la... $
334
00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:28,036
Ooh!
335
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,475
(Boy) ls that your mum?
336
00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:33,120
First lesson - home economics.
337
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,555
- Batty man.
- You twat.
338
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:37,517
(Boys puckering)
339
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:40,034
$ You don't do without it... $
340
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:43,031
- Can l see you again?
- Let's just go.
341
00:28:44,120 --> 00:28:46,759
- Can l see you again?
- You can see me now.
342
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:49,308
- Nathan, where've you been?
- Piss off.
343
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,960
Aw, now, your little friend.
344
00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:55,555
- l could meet you tonight.
- God knows where l'll be.
345
00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,757
- l could be in lpswich.
- Come on, boys, give us a kiss.
346
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:02,753
l'll give you a good fuck,
you tight little virgin.
347
00:29:02,840 --> 00:29:06,355
We're going now, Stuart.
Just shut your face and drive.
348
00:29:06,440 --> 00:29:09,750
- Can l see you, though?
- Oh, you'll see me all right.
349
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:11,876
You can't miss me.
350
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:16,195
$ La la la la la
351
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:23,275
$ La la, la la la-la la la-la
352
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,555
$ La la la la la la
353
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:27,596
$ La-la-la-la, la la... $
354
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,240
- (Wolf whistle)
- Who's the bloke, Maloney?
355
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:32,993
Your boyfriend?
356
00:29:33,080 --> 00:29:35,116
(Boy) You poof.
357
00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,879
(Boy laughing) What's he doing?
358
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:48,554
l was just a shag. l knew that.
359
00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,915
l suppose l fell in love a bit.
360
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,549
Like you do.
l thought, ''l'll never see him again''.
361
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,394
How was l to know?
362
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:01,550
Stuart Alan Jones.
363
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,792
Six months later,
he was begging me to stay.
364
00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:09,075
($ Air: Sexy Boy)
365
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,951
$ Sexy boy
366
00:30:21,560 --> 00:30:23,994
$ Sexy boy... $
367
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:26,719
- The chicken has landed.
- Shit.
368
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,115
He said he loved me.
369
00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,191
Come on up.
370
00:30:45,520 --> 00:30:47,556
You're friends with a cunt.
371
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:50,074
- $ Sexy boy... $
- Thought l'd get ready.
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