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- ♪ Christmas time is here ♪
- [HORN HONKS]
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- ♪ Happiness and cheer ♪
- [CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]
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♪ Fun for all that children call... ♪
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DAMON: Oh, my God,
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I want to show you something.
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Oh. That is fine work,
my brother. [CHUCKLES]
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We used to do it all the
time, my mother and me.
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I mean, Christmas was the only
time that I could be myself,
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with all the fun colors and clothes.
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I played Melchior in the church
nativity play, and my mom
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took me to Jo-Ann's to buy fabric
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for this big, gold robe that
I would wear in the show.
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I mean, even my dad,
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when I came out of my bedroom
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to show him...
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... he laughed. [CHUCKLES]
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I mean, any other day and he
would've taken off his belt.
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Well, in this house,
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you can be the king of Arabia
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and wear golden robes
every day of the year.
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All right, now, come on, children.
Gather around.
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We got another tradition
starting this Christmas.
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All of y'all get to ask
your mother for one thing
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she can put under the
tree for y'all to open
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- on Christmas morning.
- [LIL PAPI SQUEAKS]
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Within reason, all right?
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Don't go asking me for no damn Subaru.
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- I-I want...
- Uh-uh-uh. I want
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python high-top sneakers
with the snakeskin.
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You can't yell it out like that,
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- like we on The Price is Right.
- Mm-hmm.
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You need to write a note
to your Mother Santa,
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put it under the tree so she can find.
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- Angel.
- Hmm?
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Please write your note.
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I told you I didn't want
anything for Christmas.
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It's Christmas. I mean,
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everybody wants something, right?
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When I was six years old,
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my father took me with him
to the department store
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to buy some Christmas presents.
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I saw this one pair of
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red pumps with a four-inch heel.
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I swear to God,
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I had never seen anything quite
so beautiful in my entire life.
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When no one was looking,
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I took one,
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snuck it home,
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- hidden underneath my coat.
- [CHUCKLES]
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When we got to the apartment,
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I tried running straight to my room.
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It slipped out and fell onto the floor,
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right in front of my
mother and my father.
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I begged them to let me keep it.
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My father s...
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my father slapped me across the face.
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[SIGHS]
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For stealing.
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But more so for what I chose to steal.
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I mean, what kind of little boy
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cries over a patent
leather red pump, right?
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He treated me different after that.
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[SNIFFLING]
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[DOOR SHUTS]
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If she doesn't want a
present, can I have hers?
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No.
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- Boy.
- What?
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- Finish puttin' these corns to poppin'.
- Why you... Look at this.
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- Don't be clownin' my stuff, all right?
- Yeah, but it look crazy.
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- No, but it look good though.
- Finish the corn that pops, honey.
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Man, what you talking about?
You seen your beads?
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- They look great.
- They look foo-foo.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[FOOTFALLS APPROACH]
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PRAY TELL: The category is...
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Live...
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Work...
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Pose!
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♪ ♪
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PRAY TELL: The category is,
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Best Dressed High Class
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in a Fur Coat.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING, DISCO MUSIC PLAYING]
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Mink, chinchilla.
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Come on, butch queens.
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I better see Bugs Bunny
on your goddamn back!
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The temperature is dropping here...
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I don't know if I'm ready for this.
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I can't compete with them.
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If you want to be in the
house of Evangelista,
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you gotta compete.
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Do it for us.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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Ooh, giving us Ralph Lauren in tails.
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A little tail ain't never
hurt nobody, baby.
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Judges, your scores, please.
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Eight, seven, eight,
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six and seven.
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♪ ♪
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- Okay.
- No.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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[AUDIENCE WHOOPS]
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♪ ♪
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PRAY TELL: And what have we here?
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Looking like a grape raccoon.
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♪ ♪
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That fur better not touch the ground.
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Oh... The lining.
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The lining is the only thing
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to touch the ground, my darling.
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That is how it is done.
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Ah, judges, your scores.
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Ten, ten, ten, ten, ten.
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[CHEERING]
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Midnight Pimping.
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Looky here. Don't run into this one
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in a dark alley, baby.
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Yeah, there we have it.
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Who's coming next?
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[CHEERING]
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PRAY TELL: Oh, my.
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And is this Billy Dee
Williams we have here...
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in lynx?
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Serving us butch.
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Serving us masculintity.
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Go, Ricky!
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PRAY TELL: You love it. You long for it.
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I'm having all of it.
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Your scores, judges, please, please.
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Ten, ten, nine, ten, nine.
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Whoo, Ricky!
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[CHEERING]
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First runner-up...
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Mr. Billy Dee Williams
in the white lynx.
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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I commend you on your ballroom debut.
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♪ ♪
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All right, all right, I know it's time
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for all of y'all to collect
your trophies and go home,
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but before you do,
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house mothers and fathers,
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sound the call across the land
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that our next event is gonna
be the biggest of the year...
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The Snow Ball, right?
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And I expect to see you all
there in your holiday best.
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Good night.
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The theme for our look
is Santa's Workshop,
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and we'll be all dressed as elves,
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and you will be Mrs. Claus.
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My festive theatrical child.
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And Ricky's gonna help
me, if that's okay.
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He doesn't need my permission.
I'm not his mother.
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Well, since he has a trophy,
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I'd like for you to
consider letting him join
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the House of Evangelista.
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Mm.
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Tell me, where'd you get the coat?
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- It was my grandmother's.
- Don't bullshit me.
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That offends me.
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[SIGHS]
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I mopped it, from a
coat check in midtown.
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I just wanted to get a trophy,
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so I-I borrowed it. But
I'm gonna take it back.
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That's not what Evangelista's about.
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Let's get something straight.
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I'm not running a halfway home.
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We're a family, and I'm
building a legacy.
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I'll admit, you got something special,
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but you're cocky.
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Judges don't want arrogance,
they want confidence.
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If you want to win grand prize,
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we're gonna need to work on your struts.
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[SQUEALS] See, I told
you she'd let you in.
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No, this is a trial run.
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You better bring it at the Snow Ball.
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Okay.
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I'm being a good person
by letting you in.
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Which means I do not want you
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distracting Damon from his studies.
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If you plan on living under my roof,
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I expect you to keep him on track.
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- I promise, Blanca.
- Good.
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And you can call me Mother.
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Cheers.
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Cheers.
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RICKY: Cheers, Mother.
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Ooh, I like the ring of that.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[FLOOR INDICATOR CHIMING]
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[MONITORS BEEPING]
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Costas.
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Is this your lunch?
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It must be Maryanne on duty.
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She never brings it in.
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[MONITOR BEEPING]
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It's Christmas.
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I'm the prince.
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Dance with me, Clara.
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Tony, you need to get back into bed.
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Get away!
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[IV STAND CLANGS ON FLOOR]
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- You're ruining it.
- Nurse!
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Nurse!
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Nurse!
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She didn't even give you a fork
to eat this fucking meal with.
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- I'm not even hungry.
- Bullshit.
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You have to eat something.
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Get your strength back.
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Don't look at me like that.
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You have pneumonia.
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I've seen people
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walk out of this hospital
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who were much worse than that.
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We got Christmas plans, baby.
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Go see the windows on Fifth,
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take a carriage ride
through Central Park,
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go see The Nutcracker.
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[SIGHS]
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When did you get here?
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What was I doing out of bed?
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[SNIFFLES]
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You were dancing.
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You've always been my most brilliant,
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dedicated student.
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You were dancing, my darling.
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I can't believe I'm gonna spend
my last Christmas in here.
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[PRAY TELL SNIFFLES]
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[WHOOPS, LAUGHS]
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This is incredible.
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I ain't never met anyone
who was a real genius,
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but you have the gift.
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You need to make a New
Year's resolution, Pray Tell.
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Elevate your game.
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Get your designs on a real runway.
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A happy man knows his place.
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Who ever got anywhere
by knowing their place?
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A man who knows his place
might as well be a dead man.
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A resolution ain't nothing
without a friend to kick
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your ass to make sure you stick to it.
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[LAUGHS] No point in
me fighting with you.
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I know.
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So shut up and finish pinning.
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I'm gonna melt the Snow Ball
with this piece of finery.
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Send Elektra limping into the new year.
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What you doing for Christmas Day?
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Nothing. I'll probably go to the movies.
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They have discount matinees.
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Theater's all quiet and empty.
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Well, what about that cute
guy you've been seeing
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that works for the city?
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He... is at Roosevelt Hospital.
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- What?
- Yeah.
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You two was out dancing at
Escuelita's just last month.
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Yes.
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How bad?
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[SIGHS]
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Pneumonia... We don't need to talk about
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- this right now.
- What? [SCOFFS]
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You think this is the first
time since I've been diagnosed
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that I had to talk about
somebody dying of this plague?
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Don't you dare treat me as delicate.
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The worst part is...
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that I'm used to it by now.
266
00:14:12,820 --> 00:14:14,540
[INHALES]
267
00:14:14,600 --> 00:14:17,680
You know how many boyfriends
I've seen go in there
268
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,100
over the last four years?
269
00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:23,920
How are we supposed to get
invested in someone...
270
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:28,380
if they can be gone a week later?
271
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:32,390
As if this life wasn't hard enough.
272
00:14:32,490 --> 00:14:34,840
[LAUGHS]
273
00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:36,520
[SNIFFLES]
274
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,640
[GROANS]
275
00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:40,130
Oh, my God...
276
00:14:40,230 --> 00:14:41,490
[BLOWS NOSE]
277
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,060
[EXHALES]
278
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,140
Do your kids know you're positive?
279
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,980
Now, what good would that do?
280
00:14:51,020 --> 00:14:55,080
I'm trying to build something
that lasts beyond me.
281
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,419
And none of them are gonna commit
282
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,420
to what I need them to do
283
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:02,960
if they think I might
leave them tomorrow.
284
00:15:03,020 --> 00:15:04,480
Not that I'm going anywhere.
285
00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:08,439
And no way you are sitting
all alone in a movie theater
286
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:11,040
getting fat off popcorn on Christmas.
287
00:15:11,100 --> 00:15:13,780
- [LAUGHS]
- You're coming to supper, at my house.
288
00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:16,300
STAN: Would you close your eyes for me?
289
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,130
[DOOR CREAKS]
290
00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,130
ANGEL: Okay...
291
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,210
[LAUGHS]
292
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Open.
293
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,660
[ANGEL GASPS]
294
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:45,980
[STAN CHUCKLES]
295
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STAN: We got, uh...
296
00:15:48,160 --> 00:15:50,880
... all brand-new appliances.
297
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:52,720
Microwave, toaster.
298
00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:56,120
We got, uh, all new Formica countertops.
299
00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,800
[QUIETLY]: Dusty.
300
00:15:58,860 --> 00:16:00,140
[KEYS JINGLE]
301
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,480
I got the, um... [CLEARS THROAT]
302
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,879
... the TV and VCR, they're on order.
303
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,240
T-That should be, uh,
arriving next week.
304
00:16:08,150 --> 00:16:09,420
Over there.
305
00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:17,800
This is so beautiful.
306
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,920
ANGEL [WHISPERS]: Wow.
307
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:28,070
Oh, my God.
308
00:16:28,170 --> 00:16:29,400
[CLICKS]
309
00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:32,520
["LET'S WAIT AWHILE" BY
JANET JACKSON PLAYING]
310
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,940
♪ There's something I
want to tell you... ♪
311
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,960
I don't know what to say.
312
00:16:45,240 --> 00:16:47,479
♪ There's something I think ♪
313
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,080
♪ That you should know... ♪
314
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,940
I feel so safe here.
315
00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:55,430
Like nothing could ever hurt me.
316
00:16:55,530 --> 00:16:57,820
[EXHALES]
317
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:01,000
Can you make me a promise?
318
00:17:03,580 --> 00:17:05,560
On Christmas Day,
319
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,280
I know you have your kids and stuff...
320
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:12,860
♪ Feeling much stronger ♪
321
00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:14,299
♪ Then let's try to... ♪
322
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:16,350
... but if you could just come at night,
323
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:19,290
even just for an hour.
324
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,680
For a glass of eggnog,
325
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:24,660
- or whatever.
- [LAUGHS]
326
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:29,360
It would really make this
place feel like a home to me.
327
00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:31,560
Of course I will.
328
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:36,500
♪ Before we go too far... ♪
329
00:17:42,410 --> 00:17:44,180
ANGEL: Mm.
330
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:49,080
♪ I didn't really know ♪
331
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:52,150
♪ Not to let all my feelings show ♪
332
00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,660
♪ To save some for later ♪
333
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,290
♪ So our love can be greater ♪
334
00:17:57,390 --> 00:18:01,440
♪ You said you would always love me ♪
335
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:08,120
♪ Remember I said the same thing, too ♪
336
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:10,200
♪ You don't have to be ♪
337
00:18:10,310 --> 00:18:13,310
♪ Frightened with my love ♪
338
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:17,720
♪ Because I'll never give up on you ♪
339
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,620
♪ Let's wait a while ♪
340
00:18:20,700 --> 00:18:23,080
♪ Before it's too late ♪
341
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:27,390
♪ You know you can't rush love ♪
342
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,320
♪ Love ♪
343
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,390
♪ Let's wait a while ♪
344
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:37,200
♪ Before it's too late ♪
345
00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:38,960
♪ Let's wait a while ♪
346
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,660
♪ Wait a while ♪
347
00:18:40,680 --> 00:18:42,400
♪ Our love will be great ♪
348
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,400
♪ Let's wait a while ♪
349
00:18:44,510 --> 00:18:48,960
♪ Before we go too far ♪
350
00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,900
♪ Far... ♪
351
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:56,760
["A PINE FOREST IN WINTER" PLAYING]
352
00:18:58,180 --> 00:18:59,910
HELENA: Wide legs!
353
00:19:00,010 --> 00:19:01,780
Yes. Yes.
354
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,380
Very good.
355
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,050
Sorry to interrupt.
356
00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:12,090
Ms. St. Rogers, there's a call for you.
357
00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:15,860
Uh, continue, everyone.
358
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:19,280
This is Helena.
359
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,620
Wait, when did he, uh...
360
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,070
This morning?
361
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:33,640
Uh, no, no, I don't have
his parent's information.
362
00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,060
I'm not family.
363
00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,780
Just his teacher.
364
00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:42,066
- DAMON: Five, six, seven, eight.
- ["CRUSH ON YOU" BY THE JETS PLAYING]
365
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:44,119
One, two, three, four,
366
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:46,120
five, six, seven, eight.
367
00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:48,859
Feeling, more feeling, more feeling.
368
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:50,060
More feel...
369
00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,040
Papi, that's not what I choreographed.
370
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,260
You look like a gremlin.
371
00:19:53,270 --> 00:19:55,580
- I ain't a dancer.
- It's like this:
372
00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,659
if you are going to win at Snow Ball...
373
00:19:57,660 --> 00:19:59,800
and we are all walking as a house...
374
00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,440
we have to do it like this,
375
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:03,070
because that's the way to win, okay?
376
00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:04,180
So just watch me.
377
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,579
Five, six, five,
378
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,160
six, seven, eight.
379
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,470
One, two, three, four, down.
380
00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:11,480
Got it?
381
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:12,679
- Yeah.
- Okay?
382
00:20:12,680 --> 00:20:15,820
Five, six, seven, eight.
383
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,190
Yes. That's great.
384
00:20:17,290 --> 00:20:18,540
- Yes, it's great.
- Yeah?
385
00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,460
- Y-Yes, yes, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
386
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,760
Now you just got to learn
the other 50 moves.
387
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:24,916
- Okay. Okay.
- Okay, but that was good, that was good.
388
00:20:24,940 --> 00:20:26,330
We gonna be here all day.
389
00:20:26,430 --> 00:20:27,580
You got it?
390
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:29,780
Oh, my God, I'm late.
391
00:20:29,800 --> 00:20:31,940
Papi, ignore them, you're doing great.
392
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,080
Keep practicing, okay?
393
00:20:33,210 --> 00:20:34,480
Yo, Papi.
394
00:20:34,720 --> 00:20:35,939
- What's up?
- [LAUGHS]
395
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,310
Shut up.
396
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:38,700
♪ You found out ♪
397
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:41,050
♪ I got a crush on you... ♪
398
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:42,780
HELENA: Five, six, seven, eight.
399
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,619
Two, two, three, four,
400
00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,389
five, six, seven, eight.
401
00:20:46,390 --> 00:20:48,840
Three, two, three, four, five, six,
402
00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:51,740
seven, eight, four, two...
get that leg higher.
403
00:20:51,840 --> 00:20:53,160
Higher!
404
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:54,330
Stop.
405
00:20:54,430 --> 00:20:55,720
Damon.
406
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,960
I-I'm sorry, I'm not...
407
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,330
Warmed up?
408
00:20:58,430 --> 00:21:02,000
Warm-up was half an hour
ago when class started.
409
00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:03,180
I'm-I'm sorry, I was coming
410
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,516
from all the way uptown, and I just...
411
00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:05,680
Marcus.
412
00:21:05,970 --> 00:21:07,480
Where'd you come from for class?
413
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:09,900
- Crown Heights.
- Uh-huh. He was on time.
414
00:21:10,110 --> 00:21:12,560
Why you got to call me out in
front of everybody like that?
415
00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:14,439
I have two tools I use
416
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:16,880
to get students to
reach their potential.
417
00:21:16,980 --> 00:21:19,800
Encouragement and shame.
418
00:21:19,940 --> 00:21:22,560
Taking you to the ballet,
that was encouragement.
419
00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:25,900
But that didn't work, so now
I'm moving on to shame.
420
00:21:26,380 --> 00:21:28,220
I took a chance on you.
421
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:31,299
And I don't care if you think
you're the next Alvin Ailey,
422
00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:34,440
you will never know if you
don't have any respect for me
423
00:21:34,540 --> 00:21:36,460
or this place or yourself.
424
00:21:36,480 --> 00:21:37,700
I love this place.
425
00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:39,200
I mean, it's everything to me.
426
00:21:39,270 --> 00:21:41,300
But weren't you the one
that told me to go out
427
00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:44,540
into the world, a-and explore my
artistry and find my own voice?
428
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,880
Greatness comes from suffering.
429
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,919
From failing over and over
430
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:52,480
until you bleed and cry.
431
00:21:52,740 --> 00:21:54,459
And then, finally, something inside
432
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,880
just cracks open.
433
00:21:56,020 --> 00:21:57,120
I've got time.
434
00:21:57,220 --> 00:21:58,660
Time is not your friend.
435
00:21:59,030 --> 00:22:01,480
It's coming for you, for all of us.
436
00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,700
It shows no mercy and it always wins,
437
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:07,580
and then you're gone, forgotten.
438
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,070
I'm really sorry, I-I... I was
getting ready for a ball,
439
00:22:14,170 --> 00:22:15,540
- and I...
- A ball?
440
00:22:16,180 --> 00:22:18,720
Is that the size of your dreams now?
441
00:22:20,310 --> 00:22:21,700
Get out of my class.
442
00:22:21,740 --> 00:22:22,820
What?
443
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:24,140
Now.
444
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,030
Let's go from the top.
445
00:22:34,130 --> 00:22:37,130
And... five, six, seven, eight.
446
00:22:37,230 --> 00:22:39,230
I'm not kidding, it's
like a superpower I have.
447
00:22:39,330 --> 00:22:41,100
I can tell just by looking at you
448
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,640
how you groom your pubic hair.
449
00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:44,340
Hmm?
450
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,400
[LAUGHTER IN DISTANCE]
451
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,180
[CLEARS THROAT]
452
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:57,050
Wasn't that an executive
council meeting?
453
00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:58,640
Yeah. I, uh...
454
00:22:59,100 --> 00:23:01,480
I had this idea that
if movies or TV shows
455
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,320
wanted to shoot in any
of our properties,
456
00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:05,340
that they should give the boss a cameo.
457
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:07,089
And they thought it
was such a good idea,
458
00:23:07,090 --> 00:23:08,460
I should tell it directly to him.
459
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,130
Instead of taking it to me first?
460
00:23:14,540 --> 00:23:16,600
That's my lane, buddy.
461
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,340
Yeah, I-I didn't mean any disrespect.
462
00:23:21,170 --> 00:23:24,180
Nobody stopped you from
coming into that meeting.
463
00:23:30,760 --> 00:23:33,600
Say, what are you up
to on Christmas, huh?
464
00:23:36,190 --> 00:23:39,299
[INDISTINCT CHATTER,
ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
465
00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:41,340
[PHONE RINGING]
466
00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,000
[DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]
467
00:23:44,620 --> 00:23:46,560
WOMAN: Elektra Abundance?
468
00:23:46,660 --> 00:23:47,940
Come right with me.
469
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,140
[DOOR OPENS]
470
00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:56,139
[DISTANT SIREN WAILING, CLOCK TICKING]
471
00:23:56,140 --> 00:23:58,300
_
472
00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,950
[BEEP, INDISTINCT
FEMALE VOICE OVER P.A.]
473
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,860
[KNOCKING, DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN]
474
00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:21,870
Good morning, Elektra.
I'm Dr. Gottfried.
475
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:23,230
Please have a seat.
476
00:24:23,340 --> 00:24:25,960
I apologize for being
vague on the phone.
477
00:24:25,980 --> 00:24:27,440
We're a new program at the hospital,
478
00:24:27,460 --> 00:24:30,000
and we have to operate
under the radar for now.
479
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:33,380
I'm a bit nervous. I haven't
been to the doctor since '79.
480
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:34,560
Well, that is a long time.
481
00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,480
We should definitely do some blood work.
482
00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,120
I don't have the virus.
483
00:24:38,220 --> 00:24:39,459
Well, that's good to hear,
484
00:24:39,460 --> 00:24:41,200
but AIDS care isn't my specialty.
485
00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:42,680
I'm a urologist.
486
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,400
Our new program
487
00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:49,319
specializes in holistic
care, something lacking
488
00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:51,000
for transsexual patients.
489
00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:52,900
It's the kind of practice my mentor,
490
00:24:52,940 --> 00:24:56,540
Dr. Peter Harris, formalized
in the '60s and '70s.
491
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,000
God rest his soul.
492
00:24:58,060 --> 00:24:59,970
That man saved my life.
493
00:25:00,070 --> 00:25:02,310
Anything he told me to do, I did it.
494
00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,360
Psychological evaluations,
495
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,310
hormone shots, electrolysis, everything.
496
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:11,220
Dr. Harris helped me find Elektra.
497
00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,540
Well, we fought hard to keep the
clinic open after his death,
498
00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,220
but the hospital was overwhelmed
with AIDS patients,
499
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,050
and it didn't help
that the board thought
500
00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:21,720
what we did was unnatural
and unnecessary.
501
00:25:21,740 --> 00:25:24,840
They wanted us to just go
away, and we did for a bit,
502
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:26,380
but we are back,
503
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,000
and I am building the foremost practice
504
00:25:29,100 --> 00:25:30,680
and research center
505
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:33,760
for transsexual medicine
in the United States.
506
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:36,110
- Which is why I called you.
- Me?
507
00:25:36,210 --> 00:25:38,280
You are at the top of Dr.
Harris's wait list
508
00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,240
for sexual reassignment surgery.
509
00:25:40,350 --> 00:25:42,110
It's even noted in his records that
510
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:44,050
he tried to call you numerous times.
511
00:25:44,150 --> 00:25:45,720
Why didn't you follow up with him?
512
00:25:45,780 --> 00:25:46,980
The list was long.
513
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,460
I didn't have the luxury
to sit around waiting.
514
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,000
I didn't resign.
515
00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:53,610
I just hustled my ass off
dancing in glass boxes
516
00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:55,540
to fulfill my most immediate needs.
517
00:25:55,660 --> 00:25:57,130
Show World?
518
00:25:57,230 --> 00:25:58,820
I have other patients employed there.
519
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,130
"Employed" makes it sound
like a profession.
520
00:26:01,230 --> 00:26:02,560
It's a freak show.
521
00:26:02,620 --> 00:26:04,310
Well, I have a space reserved for you.
522
00:26:04,460 --> 00:26:06,060
You are an ideal candidate.
523
00:26:06,140 --> 00:26:09,390
And if your blood work and your
physical examination clear,
524
00:26:09,410 --> 00:26:11,320
we could operate in the new year.
525
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:13,340
How much does it all cost?
526
00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:16,600
I will have my nurse go
over the details with you.
527
00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:28,659
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]
528
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:29,720
[DOOR OPENS]
529
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:35,480
What is that?
530
00:26:36,140 --> 00:26:37,560
A wreath.
531
00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:40,100
I thought we'd bring a little
holiday spirit in here.
532
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:42,559
I tried to tell her a wreath
533
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:44,080
ain't gonna fix my mood.
534
00:26:44,160 --> 00:26:46,299
Christmas ain't nothing
but a sad-ass reminder
535
00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:47,380
of what we don't have.
536
00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,580
Well, maybe we should
do it up this year.
537
00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:51,519
Get a tree, some presents,
538
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,289
make it a Christmas to remember.
539
00:26:53,290 --> 00:26:55,340
Maybe your daddy could
help us out this year?
540
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:56,500
How dare you?
541
00:26:56,560 --> 00:26:58,459
I'm not some white girl
toting an unlimited
542
00:26:58,460 --> 00:27:00,240
American Express card in my Gucci bag.
543
00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:02,500
You girls never think
about how hard I work.
544
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:04,160
You never see my burden.
545
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,820
All you see are the jewels and the furs
546
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:07,500
and you think I live some high life.
547
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:08,940
But you don't know that he counts
548
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,299
everything he gives to me,
549
00:27:10,300 --> 00:27:11,920
every single cent,
550
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,020
every single goddamn gift.
551
00:27:14,140 --> 00:27:17,110
And anything I manage to steal
away goes to Abundance:
552
00:27:17,140 --> 00:27:19,260
the rent, the lights, the food.
553
00:27:19,300 --> 00:27:22,160
We're grateful for all
you do for us, Mother.
554
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:31,700
Girls, I'm sorry.
555
00:27:31,990 --> 00:27:33,420
Sometimes I get in a bad mood,
556
00:27:33,430 --> 00:27:35,060
particularly around the holidays.
557
00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,090
But why should I take that out on you?
558
00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,559
You're stupid,
559
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,299
but not incapable.
560
00:27:40,300 --> 00:27:41,310
Let's get going.
561
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,070
Mother has a plan to deck
these fucking halls.
562
00:27:44,170 --> 00:27:46,040
SALVATION ARMY SANTA: Ho, ho, ho.
563
00:27:46,140 --> 00:27:49,040
Merry Christmas to you.
564
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:52,180
Very generous. Thank you.
565
00:27:52,280 --> 00:27:55,480
Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.
566
00:27:59,190 --> 00:28:00,820
♪ Christmas ♪
567
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:02,960
♪ The snow's coming down ♪
568
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,500
♪ Christmas... ♪
569
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:06,960
Hey, Santa.
570
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:10,030
Well, hello, dear. Merry
Christmas to you.
571
00:28:10,130 --> 00:28:13,000
♪ Christmas... ♪
572
00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,040
Thank you.
573
00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:18,100
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
574
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:19,480
♪ Christmas ♪
575
00:28:19,540 --> 00:28:21,970
♪ All ringing in song... ♪
576
00:28:22,070 --> 00:28:23,319
My purse.
577
00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:25,110
Oh, no. I'm so sorry.
578
00:28:25,720 --> 00:28:27,110
I'm so sorry.
579
00:28:27,210 --> 00:28:30,280
♪ Baby, please come home... ♪
580
00:28:31,350 --> 00:28:33,050
ELEKTRA: Now.
581
00:28:33,150 --> 00:28:35,220
[GRUNTING, SHOUTING]
582
00:28:37,190 --> 00:28:38,420
ELF: Get off of him.
583
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:41,636
SALVATION ARMY SANTA:
She's taking the money!
584
00:28:41,660 --> 00:28:43,740
ELF: Hey, stop them!
585
00:28:43,780 --> 00:28:46,960
- ♪ Please, please, please ♪
- ♪ Please, please, please ♪
586
00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:48,660
- ♪ Please, please ♪
- ♪ Please, please ♪
587
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:52,240
- ♪ Baby, please come home ♪
- ♪ Christmas ♪
588
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:53,880
♪ Baby, please come home. ♪
589
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:58,440
CANDY: Oh, my... [GASPS]
590
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,580
I ain't never seen this much
money all in one place.
591
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,940
That's why we hit the
bucket up on Madison.
592
00:29:04,060 --> 00:29:06,679
Every dollar one of those
rich, Upper East Side bitches
593
00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,940
put in that bucket is a
gift back to themselves.
594
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,700
Wipes away all the guilt they feel
595
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:12,470
about spending all that
money on silliness
596
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,770
to put under their tree.
597
00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,816
Wait, but isn't this money
supposed to go to, like,
598
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:17,470
- starving kids or something?
- Uh-uh.
599
00:29:17,570 --> 00:29:19,640
If we ain't charity, then who is?
600
00:29:19,740 --> 00:29:20,979
When is the last time
601
00:29:20,980 --> 00:29:22,919
you had a present under
the Christmas tree?
602
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:23,920
Exactly.
603
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:26,810
My daddy used to buy me
trucks for Christmas
604
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:29,180
and I would just steal
my sister's Barbie dolls
605
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:30,930
and have Barbie riding
around in them trucks
606
00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,379
like a queen and some shit.
607
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,399
Fuck Barbie.
608
00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:34,659
They had Olympic Barbie,
609
00:29:34,660 --> 00:29:36,599
Malibu Barbie, Doctor Barbie.
610
00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,590
All kinds of Barbies, but they
only had one black Barbie,
611
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,500
Christie, and she was still
built like a white girl.
612
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:46,579
There is $2,300 here.
613
00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:48,180
Christmas miracle.
614
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,400
Thank you, Jesus.
615
00:29:49,460 --> 00:29:50,919
We can get three trees now.
616
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,040
Trees? Girl, we can get wigs,
617
00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,540
- the human kind.
- Girl, we can go to the spa.
618
00:29:55,580 --> 00:29:56,590
Oh, my God, and get a massage.
619
00:29:56,600 --> 00:29:57,880
- A back massage.
- Ooh.
620
00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,480
Them red boots we saw the other day,
621
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:01,296
- them snakeskin boots.
- CANDY: Oh, those are so cute, girl.
622
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:02,676
Oh. Those would look so good on me.
623
00:30:02,700 --> 00:30:04,980
CANDY: Ooh, we could walk
the runway in those, girl.
624
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,936
- We would win the house down.
- They would look cute on me.
625
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,740
- Boots, girl.
- Mm. Mm-mm-mm-mm.
626
00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:11,040
And we can go to Bloomingdale's
and not that cheap shit.
627
00:30:11,140 --> 00:30:13,560
Oh, yes. Absolutely.
628
00:30:13,660 --> 00:30:17,080
All of your Christmas
dreams will come true.
629
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:19,420
[GIGGLES]
630
00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:34,099
That's $2,300,
631
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:36,520
more than enough for a
deposit for my surgery.
632
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:38,160
You can sign me up.
633
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,240
BLANCA: It's a different
thing to be a mother
634
00:30:55,300 --> 00:30:56,700
who chooses her children.
635
00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,909
We got to deal with our mistakes
636
00:30:58,910 --> 00:31:00,360
and also the mistakes of the mothers
637
00:31:00,380 --> 00:31:01,840
who brought them into this world.
638
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,340
We don't get the benefits
of a clean slate.
639
00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:06,380
And I've seen a lot of
mothers in my world
640
00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,899
use that as some sort of excuse
641
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,920
for bad behavior, but not me.
642
00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:13,340
Once you're in my house,
you're my responsibility.
643
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:15,080
And Damon doesn't understand yet
644
00:31:15,140 --> 00:31:17,750
that we don't got but so
much time in this world
645
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,829
and that the people out
there are gonna start
646
00:31:19,830 --> 00:31:21,700
stealing pieces of his from him.
647
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:23,279
What's stealing from him
648
00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:25,280
is his interest in those balls.
649
00:31:25,640 --> 00:31:28,039
What we do here is work,
650
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:29,869
not the instant gratification
651
00:31:29,870 --> 00:31:32,159
that comes from dressing up
652
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:33,660
and walking for a trophy.
653
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:35,160
Excuse me?
654
00:31:35,810 --> 00:31:37,910
Miss Uptown Fancy with
your African jewels
655
00:31:38,010 --> 00:31:39,950
and your sterling silver.
656
00:31:40,050 --> 00:31:41,359
We can talk about Damon,
657
00:31:41,360 --> 00:31:42,789
but what we're not gonna do
658
00:31:42,790 --> 00:31:45,380
is sit here and look down
our noses at my world.
659
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:47,140
You have any idea the work
660
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,790
and struggle that goes
into walking a category?
661
00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,500
The point is I do understand,
662
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,260
which is why I'm saying Damon
doesn't have time for both.
663
00:31:54,530 --> 00:31:56,860
And unless a mother
forces a child to make
664
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,000
the right choice, he's
gonna choose the work
665
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,630
that makes him feel good right now.
666
00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:03,200
So you're questioning my
parenting skills now.
667
00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,140
There's a difference between
inspiration and distraction.
668
00:32:08,610 --> 00:32:10,850
Damon has more God-given
talent than most,
669
00:32:10,950 --> 00:32:13,680
but not enough to succeed
without real commitment.
670
00:32:15,680 --> 00:32:18,320
At the end of the semester,
I'm going to make cuts.
671
00:32:18,900 --> 00:32:21,500
At this point, Damon doesn't make it.
672
00:32:23,830 --> 00:32:25,240
DAMON: I'm home.
673
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,460
Uh-uh. These are for
decorating later. Sit down.
674
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:31,010
I went and talked to your
teacher this morning.
675
00:32:31,030 --> 00:32:32,870
- She called.
- I'm sorry.
676
00:32:32,970 --> 00:32:34,716
I should've told you, but
I thought I could get it
677
00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:36,236
all figured out before
you even had to know.
678
00:32:36,260 --> 00:32:38,659
Well, here's a subway
pass and a bus pass
679
00:32:38,660 --> 00:32:40,020
so you can never use the excuse
680
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:41,479
that you had no money for tokens
681
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:43,720
and you was late because
you had to walk to class.
682
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:46,300
You will not blow this opportunity
683
00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:47,730
while you are living in my house.
684
00:32:47,750 --> 00:32:49,100
I'm sorry, Mother. I know.
685
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,279
I already told Ricky
686
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,060
that I'm not gonna be around as much.
687
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,200
I promise. I'll be good from now on.
688
00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:56,600
Oh, and no balls for a month
until you can prove to me
689
00:32:56,630 --> 00:32:57,830
that you can keep your word.
690
00:32:57,930 --> 00:32:59,319
Yeah, but not the Snow Ball, right?
691
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:01,020
No balls means no balls.
692
00:33:01,140 --> 00:33:02,220
What?
693
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,870
I told you how much
Christmas means to me.
694
00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:06,499
It's my one time of the year
695
00:33:06,500 --> 00:33:08,200
and you're taking that away from me?
696
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:10,480
The one thing that I care about.
697
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:12,860
Well, you know what, I'm going
no matter what you say.
698
00:33:12,940 --> 00:33:15,180
You can't stop me from
walking if I want to.
699
00:33:15,220 --> 00:33:17,180
No, but I can throw all
your shit out the window
700
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,240
and on the street if you do.
701
00:33:18,260 --> 00:33:19,540
You want to fucking try me?!
702
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,600
I hate you for doing this to me!
703
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,420
Well, go and hate me in your room.
704
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,620
[DOOR SLAMS]
705
00:33:30,030 --> 00:33:31,890
[OVEN DOOR SLAMS]
706
00:33:37,700 --> 00:33:38,900
Can I help you?
707
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,296
Yeah. I'm looking for
something for my wife.
708
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,800
My mommy!
709
00:33:42,820 --> 00:33:44,200
What is her skin tone?
710
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,619
Different metals and gemstones look best
711
00:33:46,620 --> 00:33:47,940
with specific skin tones.
712
00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,320
Never heard that before.
713
00:33:49,380 --> 00:33:52,099
She's, uh, got brownish-reddish hair,
714
00:33:52,100 --> 00:33:54,100
pale skin, brown eyes.
715
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:55,640
CLERK: She has a cool skin tone.
716
00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:57,839
You're gonna want white gold
or silver, nothing yellow
717
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,040
and a bright stone.
718
00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,480
I have this really lovely
white gold bracelet
719
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,340
with twin rubies.
720
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:11,040
What do you think?
721
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:12,180
Think Mommy'd like that?
722
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,680
- Wrap it up for me.
- CLERK: Mm-hmm.
723
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,390
["O HOLY NIGHT" PLAYING]
724
00:34:27,690 --> 00:34:28,880
[TOY TRAIN WHISTLES]
725
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,919
Hey, honey, why don't you go
726
00:34:32,920 --> 00:34:34,420
play in that little
playground out there?
727
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:36,470
I'll be out there in one minute, okay?
728
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:38,540
[QUIETLY]: Okay.
729
00:34:40,510 --> 00:34:42,280
Thanks.
730
00:34:43,140 --> 00:34:44,880
Uh...
731
00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,640
What about somebody with
a darker skin tone,
732
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,120
like, Puerto Rican?
733
00:34:49,940 --> 00:34:51,879
White gold is gonna make her look ruddy.
734
00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:55,340
You want yellow gold
with an earthy stone.
735
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,490
Like this yellow gold necklace,
736
00:34:59,590 --> 00:35:01,690
with the orange sapphire pendant.
737
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,500
♪ The angel voices... ♪
738
00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:09,200
SALESMAN: Between you and me?
739
00:35:09,260 --> 00:35:11,590
I always say to spend more
on the gift for the goomah.
740
00:35:11,670 --> 00:35:13,820
If your wife isn't happy,
she isn't gonna be calling
741
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:15,340
your house at 2:00 in the morning.
742
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,560
I don't know what you're talking about.
743
00:35:18,700 --> 00:35:20,710
Sure. I'll wrap it in a separate box.
744
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:30,160
- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- ♪ O night ♪
745
00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:34,730
♪ O holy ♪
746
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:42,200
♪ Night ♪
747
00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:46,420
♪ O night... ♪
748
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:49,820
[DOORBELL RINGS]
749
00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:55,610
♪ Divine... ♪
750
00:36:00,780 --> 00:36:02,440
Merry Christmas.
751
00:36:04,460 --> 00:36:06,620
I like to come into Jersey
to do my Christmas shopping.
752
00:36:06,690 --> 00:36:09,180
The sales tax is two percent
lower here than in the city.
753
00:36:09,220 --> 00:36:11,410
I was in the neighborhood, I
figured I would just stop by
754
00:36:11,430 --> 00:36:13,080
and give you guys my gifts.
755
00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,500
It's not wise to drink alone.
756
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,570
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
757
00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:27,280
This place is so suburban.
758
00:36:27,550 --> 00:36:29,140
I mean that as a compliment.
759
00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:31,579
Any man who tells you he
wouldn't give it all up and
760
00:36:31,580 --> 00:36:34,380
end up in his own version of
this place is lying to you.
761
00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,690
I prefer a little more
flash in the decor.
762
00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:38,740
At least four kids, but the woman...
763
00:36:40,060 --> 00:36:41,540
woman would be just like you.
764
00:36:48,860 --> 00:36:51,060
All you playboys long for family life,
765
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,060
but you couldn't stand
it once you got it.
766
00:36:53,740 --> 00:36:55,710
[LAUGHS]
767
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,800
When I was 25, maybe.
768
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:01,700
But now...
769
00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,500
now, I get lonely.
770
00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,540
Especially this time of year.
771
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:11,320
[SIGHS]
772
00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:16,180
When does Stan get home?
773
00:37:17,540 --> 00:37:21,880
Um, he's out Christmas
shopping with our daughter.
774
00:37:22,340 --> 00:37:25,019
I'm used to not seeing him
around much these days.
775
00:37:25,020 --> 00:37:26,920
You have him working such crazy hours.
776
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:29,100
He's more married to
you than he is to me.
777
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:33,080
I don't think I've ever called
Stan into the city after hours.
778
00:37:34,020 --> 00:37:36,920
Well, if you're not calling
him in, then who is?
779
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:41,799
Beats me.
780
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:43,620
I'm not the only one he reports to.
781
00:37:45,980 --> 00:37:47,480
You should ask him.
782
00:37:55,860 --> 00:37:58,040
I get why he's working so hard, though.
783
00:37:59,980 --> 00:38:02,060
I mean, I was the same way, at first.
784
00:38:04,100 --> 00:38:06,510
Nothing feels better than success.
785
00:38:06,610 --> 00:38:07,940
You get addicted.
786
00:38:09,720 --> 00:38:12,450
Problem is that you
can't control yourself.
787
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:16,180
You start caring more
about the next fix.
788
00:38:16,690 --> 00:38:19,060
New suit, new car, new girl.
789
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:23,540
Instead of what's really
important: family.
790
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,670
But you can understand that, right?
791
00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:33,500
People need that ego hit sometimes.
792
00:38:35,540 --> 00:38:37,160
Even in the suburbs?
793
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:41,960
I mean, when was the last time
794
00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:44,100
you had an experience
that was brand-new?
795
00:38:45,690 --> 00:38:47,120
Hmm?
796
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,460
One that was just for you?
797
00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,460
Weird.
798
00:39:06,310 --> 00:39:08,319
You've kissed all those supermodels
799
00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:09,420
and beauty queens, and
800
00:39:09,440 --> 00:39:11,720
you're still not very good at it.
801
00:39:12,820 --> 00:39:14,480
I'll do better next time.
802
00:39:14,740 --> 00:39:16,400
There won't be a next time.
803
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:17,760
- [DOOR OPENS]
- STAN: Hey, honey?
804
00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:20,440
Whose Mercedes is out front?
805
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:27,820
MATT: Stanley!
806
00:39:27,920 --> 00:39:29,530
Welcome home.
807
00:39:29,630 --> 00:39:31,220
AMANDA [LAUGHING]: Mommy!
808
00:39:31,500 --> 00:39:32,940
What are you doing here?
809
00:39:33,370 --> 00:39:34,670
Playing Santa.
810
00:39:34,770 --> 00:39:37,220
Dropping off presents
for you and the kids.
811
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,180
All the way out to Jersey?
812
00:39:46,580 --> 00:39:47,840
Come sit on my lap.
813
00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,440
Well, thanks for coming by, man. I'll...
814
00:39:51,460 --> 00:39:52,900
I'll show you out.
815
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,620
Patty.
816
00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,419
Thank you for the wine, and the chat.
817
00:39:57,420 --> 00:39:59,380
Yep. Thanks, Matt. Merry Christmas.
818
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,020
MATT: Heck of a woman
you got there, Stan.
819
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,630
Don't fuck it up.
820
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,470
Next time you want to come to my house,
821
00:40:14,180 --> 00:40:16,380
you call me first.
822
00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,380
Merry Christmas, bud.
823
00:40:24,620 --> 00:40:25,880
STAN: Patty.
824
00:40:25,960 --> 00:40:27,280
What was all that about?
825
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:30,000
He told you. He was just
dropping off some presents.
826
00:40:31,380 --> 00:40:32,960
[DOOR CLOSES]
827
00:40:39,500 --> 00:40:41,000
PRAY TELL: Are y'all ready?
828
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:43,360
Because the category is:
829
00:40:43,860 --> 00:40:47,380
Stone Cold Face.
830
00:40:47,610 --> 00:40:49,040
♪ Don't you give me... ♪
831
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,380
PRAY TELL: Yes. And here she goes.
832
00:40:51,510 --> 00:40:52,510
Slender.
833
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:54,560
Tender.
834
00:40:54,580 --> 00:40:55,840
For your gender.
835
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,740
Looking like a red Virginia Slim.
836
00:40:57,820 --> 00:40:59,360
Judges, your scores.
837
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,650
Nine, nine, nine, nine.
838
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:04,660
Thank you very much.
839
00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,660
Next.
840
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:08,590
[CHEERING, APPLAUSE]
841
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:13,600
This is a face category,
not a fashion category.
842
00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,739
If God hath given you
843
00:41:15,740 --> 00:41:17,920
the eyebrows of Brooke Shields,
844
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:20,500
show the motherfuckers off!
845
00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:22,200
[CROWD BOOING]
846
00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,000
Ah!
847
00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:27,880
And the princess has arrived!
848
00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:31,450
Yes.
849
00:41:31,550 --> 00:41:33,800
Breathtaking.
850
00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:37,860
This chilling angel has
clearly been resuscitated.
851
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,690
[CHEERING]
852
00:41:39,790 --> 00:41:41,140
Uh-huh.
853
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,120
Judges, your scores?
854
00:41:43,260 --> 00:41:45,020
Ten, ten, ten, ten.
855
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:48,660
Breathtaking scores for the
frostiest bitch in New York.
856
00:41:48,700 --> 00:41:52,020
Grand prize, Miss Angel, Evangelista.
857
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,180
[CHEERING]
858
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:55,780
♪ And to all ♪
859
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:58,360
- ♪ A good night... ♪
- You know it's yours, you know it's yours.
860
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:23,570
How did we do?
861
00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,700
First runner up.
862
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,440
Not bad.
863
00:42:27,540 --> 00:42:29,500
Yeah, we would've won if you were there.
864
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:32,460
It tore up my guts to keep it from you.
865
00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:34,720
No, you were right.
866
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:39,900
You're a good mother.
867
00:42:49,630 --> 00:42:51,459
I was sitting here in the dark trying
868
00:42:51,460 --> 00:42:55,380
to remember when I found
out Santa Claus wasn't real.
869
00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:59,360
No one ever told me straight out.
870
00:43:00,620 --> 00:43:04,640
It didn't come like a bullet,
it came like poison.
871
00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,920
You know, the kind that act real slow.
872
00:43:09,680 --> 00:43:12,460
So you don't even know it's
there until you're dead.
873
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:15,819
My sister made sure to tell me
the second someone told her.
874
00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:18,660
Came right into my
room and announced it.
875
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,720
"Santa ain't real."
876
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:25,340
I couldn't have been more
than four years old.
877
00:43:25,420 --> 00:43:27,120
Did you believe her?
878
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:29,820
I mean, a hundred percent?
879
00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:31,320
Nah.
880
00:43:31,420 --> 00:43:32,600
I guess I didn't.
881
00:43:32,710 --> 00:43:34,610
[LAUGHS SOFTLY]
882
00:43:35,300 --> 00:43:37,240
I want to go back there.
883
00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:40,980
I mean, not back home
or to my parents, but...
884
00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:47,720
I want to go back to when
I could be innocent.
885
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:52,120
Or at least remember when I lost it.
886
00:43:53,500 --> 00:43:55,699
You don't know that that
feeling's not forever
887
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:58,300
until it's too late.
888
00:44:11,430 --> 00:44:16,140
- [DOOR OPENS, CLOSES]
- ♪ Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ♪
889
00:44:18,070 --> 00:44:21,030
♪ Jack Frost nipping at your nose... ♪
890
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:23,670
- [GASPS]
- [DAMON LAUGHS]
891
00:44:23,770 --> 00:44:25,810
- [CHUCKLES]
- Morning, sleepyhead.
892
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,110
[CHUCKLES]
893
00:44:27,210 --> 00:44:28,340
Mm-hmm?
894
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,900
Merry Christmas.
895
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,900
Merry Christmas.
896
00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:34,740
Are you hungry? I made you breakfast.
897
00:44:34,800 --> 00:44:37,220
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
898
00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:39,940
Christmas morning was
always special in my house.
899
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,680
Traditions are important to me.
900
00:44:41,740 --> 00:44:44,120
We'll start our own, then.
901
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:53,730
Bam.
902
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:55,100
[LAUGHS]
903
00:44:56,770 --> 00:44:59,160
[RATTLES]
904
00:44:59,940 --> 00:45:01,040
What is it?
905
00:45:01,060 --> 00:45:02,560
You got to open it.
906
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,100
[LAUGHS]
907
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,800
This is the one that I
was eyeing at The Wiz.
908
00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,900
- Wait, did you mop this?
- No, I saved my coins.
909
00:45:20,620 --> 00:45:22,980
You deserve it, and more.
910
00:45:24,830 --> 00:45:27,760
♪ Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. ♪
911
00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:29,970
[LAUGHS]
912
00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:35,040
♪ And so, I offer... ♪
913
00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,140
Mm.
914
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,320
Is this my Christmas present?
915
00:45:38,810 --> 00:45:40,080
The first part.
916
00:45:40,180 --> 00:45:41,520
Yeah.
917
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:55,780
I'm ready.
918
00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:58,400
Wait, are you sure?
919
00:46:06,240 --> 00:46:07,660
Ricky...
920
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:10,800
I'm ready.
921
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:17,020
♪ Many times, many ways... ♪
922
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:18,420
AMANDA: How do we play?
923
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:20,080
STAN: This is The Game of Life, baby.
924
00:46:20,100 --> 00:46:22,940
You just, you spin the wheel.
925
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,880
Yeah, and you move it through the board.
926
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,439
And then you, uh, you
get stuff on the way,
927
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:29,200
and wh-whoever gets the most money
928
00:46:29,220 --> 00:46:31,350
and-and gets married
and has the most kids
929
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:32,640
at the end of the game wins.
930
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:34,216
BOBBI: And if there isn't
a part of the game
931
00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:35,620
where you pee every time you sneeze
932
00:46:35,640 --> 00:46:38,360
and every so-called friend
disappoints you, it's a fraud.
933
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:39,400
Bobbi.
934
00:46:39,440 --> 00:46:42,140
BOBBI: A child should know the truth.
935
00:46:44,110 --> 00:46:45,820
[SIGHS]
936
00:46:49,260 --> 00:46:51,380
Mommy missed one of her presents.
937
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:54,160
We got to give it to her.
938
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,140
[CLEARS THROAT] Stay here, okay?
939
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,160
You missed one.
940
00:47:06,170 --> 00:47:08,100
I'll do it later.
941
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,840
[SIGHS] Come on, it's Christmas morning.
942
00:47:12,940 --> 00:47:14,620
There are more presents under that tree
943
00:47:14,630 --> 00:47:16,580
than the past three years combined.
944
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,979
You've been acting like
this the whole time.
945
00:47:18,980 --> 00:47:20,780
What's up with you?
946
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:23,080
Matt told me about never
making you work late.
947
00:47:24,420 --> 00:47:25,900
You've been lying to me.
948
00:47:28,520 --> 00:47:30,019
What the hell are you talking about?
949
00:47:30,020 --> 00:47:32,280
I'm talking about you
being a cheating asshole.
950
00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:34,659
I'm talking about you sticking
your dick in other women
951
00:47:34,660 --> 00:47:36,380
and then coming home to me.
952
00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,660
Who is she, huh?
953
00:47:37,780 --> 00:47:39,980
She one of those whore secretaries?
954
00:47:40,500 --> 00:47:42,800
Come on, kids, Mommy
and Daddy need to talk.
955
00:47:43,260 --> 00:47:45,140
Wouldn't be Christmas without a fight.
956
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:47,799
You lost your mind? This
is your mother talking.
957
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:49,090
She's constantly undermining you.
958
00:47:49,110 --> 00:47:50,300
BOBBI: Don't put this on me.
959
00:47:50,320 --> 00:47:52,460
I never said a bad word
about you in my life.
960
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,860
- Not now, Ma, okay?
- STAN: Stop.
961
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:56,220
Patty, stop.
962
00:47:56,260 --> 00:47:57,860
Listen to me.
963
00:47:58,050 --> 00:47:59,440
Matt isn't my only boss.
964
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:01,500
I report to ten different people.
965
00:48:01,510 --> 00:48:03,400
He's jealous of what you and I have.
966
00:48:03,460 --> 00:48:05,620
Your daughter told me
about the two presents.
967
00:48:07,420 --> 00:48:08,960
You couldn't have waited till you
968
00:48:09,060 --> 00:48:12,820
weren't with our kid to buy
your girlfriend a present?
969
00:48:13,900 --> 00:48:16,770
I don't have a girlfriend.
970
00:48:20,100 --> 00:48:21,640
Want me to prove it?
971
00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,560
Merry Christmas.
972
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,140
Yes, I bought a bracelet and a necklace.
973
00:48:31,020 --> 00:48:32,859
And I felt like shit
974
00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:34,500
about how much I've been working,
975
00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:36,356
and I haven't been home
to help with the kids,
976
00:48:36,380 --> 00:48:38,640
and so I bought you both.
977
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:44,560
I'm sorry. I'm just...
978
00:48:44,600 --> 00:48:47,899
I'm not used to not having
you around all the time,
979
00:48:47,900 --> 00:48:49,099
and it's just me and the kids
980
00:48:49,100 --> 00:48:51,220
and all these thoughts in my brain.
981
00:48:51,240 --> 00:48:54,910
Yeah, I know, I know. It's okay.
982
00:48:55,010 --> 00:48:56,560
It's okay.
983
00:48:58,420 --> 00:49:01,140
We just got to make it through
the next couple years, okay?
984
00:49:01,540 --> 00:49:03,980
You know what my favorite
part of Christmas is?
985
00:49:04,090 --> 00:49:05,580
Your mom being here?
986
00:49:07,190 --> 00:49:08,580
No.
987
00:49:09,580 --> 00:49:11,199
No, and it's not the presents
988
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,040
or the decorations or the music. It's...
989
00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:17,980
it's just us together
as a family all day.
990
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:21,720
I love you.
991
00:49:21,970 --> 00:49:23,180
I know, baby.
992
00:49:23,300 --> 00:49:25,000
I love you, too.
993
00:49:30,110 --> 00:49:31,700
Merry Christmas.
994
00:49:33,180 --> 00:49:34,910
["SANTA BABY" BY EARTH KITT PLAYING]
995
00:49:34,940 --> 00:49:38,420
♪ Santa baby, just slip a sable ♪
996
00:49:38,460 --> 00:49:42,280
♪ Under the tree for me ♪
997
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:46,080
♪ Been an awful good girl ♪
998
00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:48,090
♪ Santa baby ♪
999
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:51,500
♪ So hurry down the chimney tonight ♪
1000
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,620
♪ Santa baby ♪
1001
00:49:59,720 --> 00:50:03,280
♪ A '54 convertible, too ♪
1002
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,240
♪ Light blue ♪
1003
00:50:06,340 --> 00:50:07,950
♪ I'll wait up for you... ♪
1004
00:50:08,050 --> 00:50:10,840
Oh, stop it. You're flattering me.
1005
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:14,760
Stop it.
1006
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:21,700
Angel, you naughty, naughty girl, you.
1007
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,160
So naughty.
1008
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:28,660
♪ Think of all the fellas that I ♪
1009
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:31,140
♪ Haven't kissed ♪
1010
00:50:31,240 --> 00:50:32,540
♪ Next year ♪
1011
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:36,240
♪ I could be just as good ♪
1012
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:38,660
♪ If you check off ♪
1013
00:50:38,700 --> 00:50:42,010
♪ My Christmas list. ♪
1014
00:51:03,420 --> 00:51:06,320
[EXHALES, SNIFFLES]
1015
00:51:09,060 --> 00:51:12,180
["JINGLE BELLS" BEGINS]
1016
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:16,800
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells... ♪
1017
00:51:17,120 --> 00:51:20,500
Boy, what are you doing?
There's a reason it's wrapped.
1018
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:22,360
Just tell me if Blanca's coming.
1019
00:51:23,020 --> 00:51:24,800
Put the present down, please.
1020
00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,280
You think this need more salt?
1021
00:51:36,180 --> 00:51:37,800
Don't ask me.
1022
00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:40,039
I ain't never cooked anything
besides a can of Chunky's.
1023
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,960
Oh, well, what's wrong with you?
1024
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,380
You still broken up about
your married white boy?
1025
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,920
Get over it.
1026
00:51:46,140 --> 00:51:47,660
You here with your family now.
1027
00:51:47,740 --> 00:51:49,179
The men will come and go,
1028
00:51:49,180 --> 00:51:50,700
but we always here for you.
1029
00:51:51,980 --> 00:51:54,300
♪ Making spirits bright ♪
1030
00:51:54,400 --> 00:51:57,080
♪ What fun it is to ride and sing... ♪
1031
00:51:57,100 --> 00:51:58,100
[ANGEL GASPS]
1032
00:51:58,120 --> 00:51:59,140
BOTH: The turkey!
1033
00:51:59,180 --> 00:52:03,320
Oh, shit! Shit, shit. Oh, shit.
1034
00:52:03,340 --> 00:52:06,310
- What-what do I do?
- Open the window.
1035
00:52:06,320 --> 00:52:07,520
Hurry up, hurry.
1036
00:52:07,620 --> 00:52:09,020
[COUGHING]
1037
00:52:13,390 --> 00:52:14,900
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells ♪
1038
00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:17,560
♪ Jingle all the way ♪
1039
00:52:18,420 --> 00:52:20,899
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
1040
00:52:20,900 --> 00:52:22,150
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh... ♪
1041
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,100
What are we gonna eat now?
1042
00:52:24,200 --> 00:52:27,380
[LAUGHTER]
1043
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:29,800
What y'all laughing at?
1044
00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:41,740
I would order this platter.
1045
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:43,480
BLANCA: All right,
1046
00:52:43,490 --> 00:52:45,619
before y'all fingers get greasy,
1047
00:52:45,620 --> 00:52:47,260
let's open some of these gifts.
1048
00:52:47,280 --> 00:52:48,980
Ain't got to tell me twice.
1049
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:55,940
This for you, Ricky.
1050
00:53:07,210 --> 00:53:08,640
Damon.
1051
00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:10,510
- LIL PAPI: Ah, shit!
- Thank you.
1052
00:53:11,060 --> 00:53:14,180
I'm-a be stylin' and profilin'.
1053
00:53:17,390 --> 00:53:19,000
Look inside.
1054
00:53:23,590 --> 00:53:27,700
- Some socks for them feet.
- [LAUGHS] Thank you.
1055
00:53:31,400 --> 00:53:32,470
[SNIFFS]
1056
00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:34,060
Thank you.
1057
00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:35,700
I got you.
1058
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:41,240
This one's for you.
1059
00:53:50,590 --> 00:53:52,700
Before I met you, everything
was in black and white.
1060
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:56,640
And that kind of thinking
don't work in a gray world.
1061
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,219
You taught me to appreciate life and
1062
00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,880
treasure every breath.
1063
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:04,460
You adjusted my focus
and now I see in color.
1064
00:54:05,270 --> 00:54:07,420
I just hope you do
that for other people.
1065
00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:11,340
[CHUCKLES]
1066
00:54:11,710 --> 00:54:12,920
Yeah.
1067
00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,380
Angel, you... you didn't
open your present.
1068
00:54:23,490 --> 00:54:26,280
Mm-mm. I told you I
didn't want anything.
1069
00:54:26,380 --> 00:54:29,040
Oh, girl, open it.
1070
00:54:36,530 --> 00:54:39,580
- Mm-mm, not with that fork.
- [LAUGHTER]
1071
00:54:59,560 --> 00:55:01,520
[SIGHS]
1072
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,380
♪ ♪
1073
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:40,640
Lord Jesus, you got us bawling like
1074
00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:42,140
bitches before we've even eaten.
1075
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:43,680
[LAUGHTER]
1076
00:55:43,700 --> 00:55:45,180
What is wrong with you?
1077
00:55:51,020 --> 00:55:53,580
We all pitched in, Mother,
and got you this.
1078
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:56,440
Now what is this?
1079
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,220
Okay.
1080
00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:05,520
- It's a cute wrapper.
- [LAUGHTER]
1081
00:56:05,620 --> 00:56:08,040
- I picked it out.
- Okay, you right.
1082
00:56:15,680 --> 00:56:19,140
So it's a heart 'cause
that's what you are to us.
1083
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,300
Our heart.
1084
00:56:27,780 --> 00:56:30,310
[SNIFFLES]
1085
00:56:30,410 --> 00:56:32,480
Excuse me. Thank you.
1086
00:56:33,460 --> 00:56:34,740
LIL PAPI: I love y'all.
1087
00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:37,540
But could we eat?
1088
00:56:37,620 --> 00:56:38,759
- Oh.
- Boy.
1089
00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:41,120
Yes, please.
1090
00:56:42,530 --> 00:56:45,360
Daddy's hungry, hungry.
1091
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,460
- Pass the lo mein.
- Merry Christmas, y'all.
1092
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,140
Merry Christmas.
1093
00:56:49,280 --> 00:56:52,120
[INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER]
1094
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:11,720
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