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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:43,078 --> 00:01:43,874 Janice. 2 00:01:44,163 --> 00:01:44,664 Hello. 3 00:01:44,955 --> 00:01:47,925 How is our favorite professional liar this evening? 4 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,209 It's lawyer, dear. 5 00:01:49,376 --> 00:01:51,136 Thank God you teach history and not spelling. 6 00:01:51,295 --> 00:01:53,514 Mm-hmm Oh. 7 00:01:56,967 --> 00:01:57,684 Anything for me? 8 00:02:05,351 --> 00:02:05,977 Shit. 9 00:02:06,268 --> 00:02:07,110 I know. 10 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:08,611 It blows goat, right? 11 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:09,856 Did you know about this? 12 00:02:09,939 --> 00:02:10,940 No, not even a hint. 13 00:02:11,232 --> 00:02:12,712 Not that he would tell me, that whore. 14 00:02:12,942 --> 00:02:14,865 Careful now, I used to date that whore. 15 00:02:15,152 --> 00:02:15,778 Two points. 16 00:02:16,070 --> 00:02:18,823 First, I meant that it's not a surprise he wouldn't tell me 17 00:02:19,114 --> 00:02:20,475 given the circumstances, and that's 18 00:02:20,658 --> 00:02:22,035 why he's a whore, figuratively. 19 00:02:22,326 --> 00:02:23,007 Not figuratively. 20 00:02:23,118 --> 00:02:27,715 And second, you still carry a big ol' flame for Max. 21 00:02:27,998 --> 00:02:29,250 No evidence. 22 00:02:29,541 --> 00:02:30,581 Leave the lawyering to me. 23 00:02:30,668 --> 00:02:32,841 You stick to dealing with your little middle schoolers. 24 00:02:33,128 --> 00:02:34,568 Oh, speaking of, Lance is coming over 25 00:02:34,755 --> 00:02:36,052 to help me with my lesson plan. 26 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:36,841 Great. 27 00:02:37,132 --> 00:02:38,600 Let's make my day that much worse. 28 00:02:38,884 --> 00:02:40,101 If you weren't such a stick in the mud you 29 00:02:40,386 --> 00:02:42,066 two would get along a hell of a lot better. 30 00:02:42,304 --> 00:02:43,584 I have no interest in hanging out 31 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:46,438 with your little twinkle teaching buddy. 32 00:02:46,725 --> 00:02:47,692 It's too bad. 33 00:02:47,977 --> 00:02:49,945 He said you're kind of hot. 34 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:51,269 I don't date 18-year-olds. 35 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:52,652 He is 25, and you know it. 36 00:02:52,940 --> 00:02:53,486 OK. 37 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,242 I'll take your word for it. 38 00:02:59,989 --> 00:03:01,115 What's wrong now? 39 00:03:01,407 --> 00:03:04,160 David just called, and he canceled. 40 00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:05,202 Aw, I'm sorry. 41 00:03:05,494 --> 00:03:07,041 You can find another best man. 42 00:03:07,329 --> 00:03:08,000 I know. 43 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,506 It's just not what I needed. 44 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:10,882 Don't worry about it. 45 00:03:11,166 --> 00:03:13,089 Tell you what. 46 00:03:13,377 --> 00:03:14,003 Here. 47 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:14,921 Babe. 48 00:03:15,212 --> 00:03:18,182 Make a list of every guy you think'll make a good best man. 49 00:03:18,465 --> 00:03:20,763 Aw, I have better stuff to do than that today. 50 00:03:21,051 --> 00:03:22,331 There's no time like the present. 51 00:03:22,553 --> 00:03:25,477 Yes, sir, Mr. Drill Sergeant, sir. 52 00:03:25,764 --> 00:03:26,731 Don't be like that. 53 00:03:27,016 --> 00:03:28,609 You'll feel better if you just take of the problem now, 54 00:03:28,892 --> 00:03:30,144 I promise, my love. 55 00:03:30,436 --> 00:03:31,358 Whatever. 56 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:33,522 Hey. 57 00:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,031 I love you. 58 00:03:35,316 --> 00:03:35,942 Now get. 59 00:03:43,907 --> 00:03:45,659 He was so drunk he couldn't find 60 00:03:45,951 --> 00:03:47,749 his way back to the dorm room. 61 00:03:48,037 --> 00:03:49,880 He ended up sleeping in the common area 62 00:03:50,164 --> 00:03:51,711 with the smelly fat kid. 63 00:03:51,999 --> 00:03:54,218 Awww, poor smelly fat kid. 64 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:55,172 I know. 65 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:56,804 With all the drums. 66 00:03:57,087 --> 00:03:58,555 I'm sorry I thought that you guys had 67 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,079 some actual work to accomplish. 68 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:00,690 Oh, we're done. 69 00:04:00,883 --> 00:04:03,636 Um, now we're just telling stories at your expense. 70 00:04:03,927 --> 00:04:06,055 Awesome. 71 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:06,848 Aw. 72 00:04:07,139 --> 00:04:07,640 Who's that? 73 00:04:07,931 --> 00:04:08,898 Aw, that's Max. 74 00:04:09,183 --> 00:04:11,106 That's Aiden's one that got away. 75 00:04:11,393 --> 00:04:12,189 Ooh, dish. 76 00:04:12,478 --> 00:04:14,606 No, they'll be no dishing of any sort. 77 00:04:14,897 --> 00:04:16,399 I'm sorry, he's sensitive. 78 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:20,536 Max is getting married in a couple months. 79 00:04:20,819 --> 00:04:23,197 Whatever I'm not even going. 80 00:04:23,489 --> 00:04:24,661 You are so still in to him. 81 00:04:24,948 --> 00:04:26,148 See, even he can tell. 82 00:04:26,408 --> 00:04:28,206 For your information I can't go. 83 00:04:28,494 --> 00:04:30,041 I don't have a boyfriend. 84 00:04:30,329 --> 00:04:32,081 That's dumb. 85 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:33,420 No, he's right. 86 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:35,587 You've got to have a better date than the groom. 87 00:04:35,709 --> 00:04:36,756 It's like a rule. 88 00:04:37,044 --> 00:04:38,044 You know what I would do? 89 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:38,754 What? 90 00:04:39,046 --> 00:04:42,550 I would stop caring what my ex thought, and I would go anyway. 91 00:04:42,841 --> 00:04:45,765 But we both know you're still hung up on him. 92 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:46,929 I am not. 93 00:04:47,221 --> 00:04:48,347 It's understandable. 94 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:50,641 They were together for four years. 95 00:04:50,933 --> 00:04:52,025 Real years, or gay years? 96 00:04:54,686 --> 00:04:55,312 Um, real years. 97 00:04:55,604 --> 00:04:56,651 What are gay years? 98 00:04:56,939 --> 00:04:59,362 It's a conversion factor of four months to a gay year. 99 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,573 That way you can compare them with straight relationships. 100 00:05:01,860 --> 00:05:02,406 Is this real? 101 00:05:02,694 --> 00:05:03,911 Don't look at me. 102 00:05:04,196 --> 00:05:06,324 What about lesbians? 103 00:05:06,615 --> 00:05:07,707 They just move in after the second date 104 00:05:07,991 --> 00:05:08,958 and call it forever. 105 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:10,540 Aw. 106 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:20,588 Why do I have to have a best man anyways? 107 00:05:22,923 --> 00:05:23,549 Here. 108 00:05:23,841 --> 00:05:26,970 Put this away please. 109 00:05:27,261 --> 00:05:30,105 I mean it's not even legal, so why do we have 110 00:05:30,389 --> 00:05:32,483 to conform to the tradition? 111 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,983 Because we'll look stupid if there's three 112 00:05:34,268 --> 00:05:35,349 guys standing at the alter. 113 00:05:35,394 --> 00:05:36,896 Well, cancel the check. 114 00:05:37,187 --> 00:05:39,815 Babe, don't be like that. 115 00:05:40,107 --> 00:05:42,485 I have one person left on this list. 116 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,656 So why are we arguing? 117 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,450 Just call him. 118 00:05:45,737 --> 00:05:46,418 Whatever you say. 119 00:05:50,284 --> 00:05:52,662 See, that wasn't so hard, was it? 120 00:05:52,953 --> 00:05:53,954 Now no more talking. 121 00:05:54,246 --> 00:05:54,747 Let's get some sleep. 122 00:05:55,038 --> 00:05:56,460 We got a lot of work do tomorrow. 123 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:05,682 I love you. 124 00:06:05,966 --> 00:06:06,637 Uh-huh. 125 00:06:12,598 --> 00:06:13,770 Mm. 126 00:06:14,057 --> 00:06:15,730 This is Aiden. 127 00:06:16,018 --> 00:06:17,486 Aiden, it's Max. 128 00:06:17,769 --> 00:06:19,112 Max, hey. 129 00:06:19,396 --> 00:06:20,693 How are things? 130 00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:22,654 Good, great. 131 00:06:22,941 --> 00:06:24,067 How are things with work? 132 00:06:24,359 --> 00:06:25,360 Fine. 133 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,905 Look, I'm calling about the wedding. 134 00:06:28,197 --> 00:06:29,717 Oh yeah, I think I read something about 135 00:06:29,740 --> 00:06:30,861 that the gay mafia circular. 136 00:06:31,033 --> 00:06:32,455 Save it. 137 00:06:32,743 --> 00:06:36,418 Look my brother canceled on me, so I don't have a best man. 138 00:06:36,705 --> 00:06:37,251 Oh. 139 00:06:37,539 --> 00:06:40,759 Maybe you could ask your dad, or Mark maybe? 140 00:06:41,043 --> 00:06:42,841 I'm trying to ask you. 141 00:06:43,128 --> 00:06:44,675 Me? 142 00:06:44,963 --> 00:06:45,930 Are you sure? 143 00:06:46,215 --> 00:06:49,344 I mean, I'm really honored everything, but... 144 00:06:49,635 --> 00:06:51,478 Do you really think I would be asking 145 00:06:51,762 --> 00:06:53,639 you if I had any other option? 146 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:55,933 OK, I'm going to give you an A for balls, 147 00:06:56,225 --> 00:06:57,818 but an F minus in buttering up. 148 00:06:58,101 --> 00:07:00,149 Just think about it. 149 00:07:00,437 --> 00:07:02,110 I don't know, Max. 150 00:07:02,397 --> 00:07:05,492 Look, you can stay with Forrest and I at his lake house. 151 00:07:05,776 --> 00:07:08,655 You won't have to get a hotel room or anything. 152 00:07:08,946 --> 00:07:10,826 I don't know, I mean I'm honored and everything. 153 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:12,744 It's just that We haven't really spoken since... 154 00:07:12,824 --> 00:07:15,373 Just think about it. 155 00:07:15,661 --> 00:07:17,038 I'm really in a pinch here. 156 00:07:17,329 --> 00:07:20,924 And I could really use your help right now. 157 00:07:21,208 --> 00:07:23,131 OK, I'll think about. 158 00:07:23,418 --> 00:07:24,258 Call me back. Please. 159 00:07:24,503 --> 00:07:25,004 OK. 160 00:07:25,295 --> 00:07:26,717 Bye. 161 00:07:27,005 --> 00:07:28,552 Jesus Christ. 162 00:07:28,840 --> 00:07:29,466 Fucker. 163 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:35,935 Hey sexy. 164 00:07:36,223 --> 00:07:40,899 The yoga buddies are back. 165 00:07:41,186 --> 00:07:44,907 Well, if it isn't the little pink wonder, and Janice. 166 00:07:45,190 --> 00:07:47,510 You're just jealous because I'm way more flexible than you. 167 00:07:49,194 --> 00:07:51,162 I really did not need that mental image in my head 168 00:07:51,446 --> 00:07:52,326 - this morning. - Hush. 169 00:07:52,447 --> 00:07:53,243 Be nice. 170 00:07:53,532 --> 00:07:54,158 Can't. 171 00:07:54,449 --> 00:07:55,575 I'm not a nice mood. 172 00:07:55,867 --> 00:07:57,267 It's 10 o'clock on Saturday morning. 173 00:07:57,286 --> 00:08:00,210 Why are you such a grumpasaurus? 174 00:08:00,497 --> 00:08:01,419 You know history teachers really 175 00:08:01,707 --> 00:08:03,707 shouldn't make references to nonexistent dinosaurs. 176 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:05,840 Prehistory is archaeology, or biology. 177 00:08:06,128 --> 00:08:08,347 That's not my department 178 00:08:08,630 --> 00:08:09,506 Max called. 179 00:08:11,675 --> 00:08:12,892 O-M-G. 180 00:08:13,176 --> 00:08:13,677 Really? 181 00:08:13,969 --> 00:08:14,686 I thought you weren't going. 182 00:08:14,970 --> 00:08:17,268 I wasn't, but then he called and asked 183 00:08:17,556 --> 00:08:18,773 me to be his best man. 184 00:08:19,057 --> 00:08:19,558 R-O-F-L. 185 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:21,773 Can you stop that please? 186 00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:23,653 No, it's cute. 187 00:08:23,937 --> 00:08:24,733 Deal with it. 188 00:08:25,022 --> 00:08:26,023 Hey, hey, hey. 189 00:08:26,315 --> 00:08:27,396 Mama needs her information. 190 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:29,117 Behave. 191 00:08:29,401 --> 00:08:29,902 Better. 192 00:08:30,193 --> 00:08:32,446 So what you say? 193 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:34,456 I said I'd think about it. 194 00:08:34,740 --> 00:08:35,832 L-M-A-F-O. 195 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,333 That even make sense. 196 00:08:43,915 --> 00:08:48,091 Max, my point is you can't invite 197 00:08:48,378 --> 00:08:49,880 your ex to be your best man. 198 00:08:50,172 --> 00:08:53,051 And my point is, I don't have anyone else to ask. 199 00:08:53,342 --> 00:08:55,015 Well what about Gary or Shawn? 200 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:57,179 Those are your friends, come on. 201 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:59,314 Aiden and I were best friends in high school. 202 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,225 We went to college together. 203 00:09:01,516 --> 00:09:03,939 He's not just my ex. 204 00:09:04,227 --> 00:09:06,028 I just can't believe you didn't tell me first. 205 00:09:06,146 --> 00:09:08,444 I tried to tell you last night, and you just waved me off 206 00:09:08,732 --> 00:09:10,109 and told me to just call him. 207 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,323 You need to be more forceful. 208 00:09:12,611 --> 00:09:16,241 You need to be less domineering. 209 00:09:16,531 --> 00:09:17,874 I'm done with this conversation. 210 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,207 Stop being a dramatic, old queen, really? 211 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:28,048 I think the main issue is you're still in love with him. 212 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:29,427 No, it's just that I would rather stick 213 00:09:29,711 --> 00:09:31,588 my hand into a running blender. 214 00:09:31,880 --> 00:09:33,427 Oh, be logical. 215 00:09:33,715 --> 00:09:34,836 This coming from you. 216 00:09:34,925 --> 00:09:35,972 I am a math teacher. 217 00:09:36,259 --> 00:09:37,806 God, I fear for today's youth. 218 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:41,816 Aid, the only reason not to go is if you 219 00:09:42,099 --> 00:09:43,220 still have feelings for him. 220 00:09:43,433 --> 00:09:43,934 Hmm. 221 00:09:44,226 --> 00:09:46,103 Do you, maybe? 222 00:09:46,395 --> 00:09:46,896 Maybe you? 223 00:09:47,187 --> 00:09:47,688 Maybe. 224 00:09:47,979 --> 00:09:49,231 Mmm. 225 00:09:52,943 --> 00:09:54,160 Fine. 226 00:09:54,444 --> 00:09:55,866 Mm-hmm. 227 00:09:56,154 --> 00:09:58,532 I'll go 228 00:09:58,824 --> 00:10:00,497 I could pass as a bear, right? 229 00:10:00,784 --> 00:10:03,663 What game are you playing? 230 00:10:03,954 --> 00:10:07,174 As long as you're sure he won't say yes, I forgive you. 231 00:10:07,457 --> 00:10:09,755 I think he would rather put his hand in a blender, 232 00:10:10,043 --> 00:10:12,717 than say yes. 233 00:10:15,924 --> 00:10:17,676 Hey. 234 00:10:17,968 --> 00:10:18,594 Yea. 235 00:10:21,430 --> 00:10:22,147 Really? 236 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,194 OK. 237 00:10:27,477 --> 00:10:29,980 OK, bye. 238 00:10:30,272 --> 00:10:31,899 Well? 239 00:10:32,190 --> 00:10:32,816 He said yes. 240 00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:44,954 I love you. 241 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,589 So the man walks up to the pirate he says, hey, 242 00:10:47,873 --> 00:10:49,500 there's a steering wheel sticking out of your pants. 243 00:10:49,791 --> 00:10:54,012 And the pirate goes, aargh it's driving me nuts. 244 00:10:54,296 --> 00:10:55,736 That's an awful joke. 245 00:10:55,881 --> 00:10:56,598 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 246 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:58,179 Hey. 247 00:10:58,467 --> 00:10:59,559 Hey, Meme. 248 00:10:59,843 --> 00:11:01,891 Yea, I know I'm running. 249 00:11:02,179 --> 00:11:03,556 I know, right. 250 00:11:03,847 --> 00:11:04,439 No. 251 00:11:04,723 --> 00:11:07,067 No, seriously I'm running. 252 00:11:07,350 --> 00:11:10,320 Yeah, Oh uh, is Aidan dating anyone? 253 00:11:10,604 --> 00:11:12,277 Yes, yes. 254 00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:15,238 He has a boyfriend, uh and everything. 255 00:11:15,525 --> 00:11:18,995 They, you know, they're happy, happy like like oysters... 256 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,826 clams, happy like clams. 257 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:22,411 Just, OK. 258 00:11:22,699 --> 00:11:26,044 His name is, um, I always forget his name. 259 00:11:26,328 --> 00:11:31,425 It's uh, um, it's um, it's Brick. 260 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,210 Brick? 261 00:11:33,502 --> 00:11:34,924 Uh, yeah, I will tell him. 262 00:11:35,212 --> 00:11:36,054 Yes. 263 00:11:36,338 --> 00:11:37,715 OK, Meme, huh-bye. 264 00:11:38,006 --> 00:11:38,927 What the hell was that? 265 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:39,758 I don't know. 266 00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:40,596 I'm not a very good liar. 267 00:11:40,884 --> 00:11:41,385 That's your department. 268 00:11:41,676 --> 00:11:44,475 That's like the single worst made up name ever. 269 00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:47,687 You could break up with this, uh, Brick person. 270 00:11:47,974 --> 00:11:51,103 No, that just makes me sound like a loser. 271 00:11:51,394 --> 00:11:53,863 You could convince Lance to go as Brick to the wedding. 272 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:54,648 No way. 273 00:11:54,940 --> 00:11:56,692 I'll just have to find somebody else. 274 00:11:56,983 --> 00:11:57,734 In a month? 275 00:11:58,026 --> 00:11:58,777 Easy. 276 00:11:59,069 --> 00:12:00,286 If it's so easy than why haven't you found 277 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:03,540 anybody in the past two years? 278 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,746 I'll race you back to the house. 279 00:12:05,033 --> 00:12:05,659 Bitch. 280 00:12:08,578 --> 00:12:10,376 I'm kind of hoping to settle down. 281 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,382 I'm really not into the whole dating scene. 282 00:12:12,666 --> 00:12:15,590 Yeah, I'm not all that excited about it either. 283 00:12:15,877 --> 00:12:17,220 As I see it it's a necessary evil. 284 00:12:20,799 --> 00:12:22,676 Much better. 285 00:12:22,968 --> 00:12:24,970 Ah. 286 00:12:25,262 --> 00:12:30,189 So, you've ever been any long term relationships? 287 00:12:30,475 --> 00:12:34,355 No, I haven't been fortunate enough just yet. 288 00:12:34,646 --> 00:12:35,772 You? 289 00:12:36,064 --> 00:12:37,361 Just one. 290 00:12:37,649 --> 00:12:38,821 We broke up a few years ago. 291 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:44,949 I'm sorry to hear that. 292 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:45,741 No problem. 293 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:49,206 I mean, it happens, right? 294 00:12:49,494 --> 00:12:50,120 Right. 295 00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,128 So, you have any hobbies? 296 00:12:57,419 --> 00:13:00,013 Um, golf, mostly. 297 00:13:00,297 --> 00:13:00,897 I like to golf. 298 00:13:01,089 --> 00:13:01,849 I love golf. 299 00:13:02,007 --> 00:13:02,553 Wow. 300 00:13:02,841 --> 00:13:03,717 Do You play a lot? 301 00:13:04,009 --> 00:13:06,307 Um, uh, yes. 302 00:13:06,595 --> 00:13:08,848 No, uh, yes. 303 00:13:09,139 --> 00:13:11,312 Uh, no. 304 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,945 Yeah, once a week, uh maybe, sometimes twice. 305 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:16,275 That's quite a bit. 306 00:13:16,563 --> 00:13:18,315 I wish I could do that. 307 00:13:18,607 --> 00:13:20,905 Job keeps me really busy a lot of the time. 308 00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:24,951 I like your shirt. 309 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,115 Thank you. 310 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,875 So curious, what's your handicap? 311 00:13:31,536 --> 00:13:32,662 Excuse me. 312 00:13:37,876 --> 00:13:39,628 Ugh. 313 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:43,345 So how'd the date go? 314 00:13:43,632 --> 00:13:45,851 Mmm, that well? 315 00:13:46,134 --> 00:13:48,228 All right. 316 00:13:48,511 --> 00:13:49,137 So? 317 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,391 OCD. 318 00:13:54,643 --> 00:13:57,112 Oh, no, you didn't. 319 00:13:57,395 --> 00:13:58,521 What can I say? 320 00:13:58,813 --> 00:14:01,612 It is terrible karma to mess with people like that. 321 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:03,140 Why should I worry about karma? 322 00:14:06,154 --> 00:14:10,330 You know Max is as hung up on you, as you are on him. 323 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:11,288 What makes you say that? 324 00:14:11,576 --> 00:14:12,668 Because I talked to him today, and you 325 00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,547 mentioned you like 1,000 times more than he mentioned Forrest. 326 00:14:15,830 --> 00:14:17,503 I don't want to talk about it anymore. 327 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:18,292 Whatever. 328 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,677 We've moved on, it's fine. 329 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:21,553 Yeah, sure. 330 00:14:21,836 --> 00:14:23,133 You want me to call Lance about the wedding yet? 331 00:14:23,421 --> 00:14:24,263 No. 332 00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:25,173 Suite yourself. 333 00:14:28,093 --> 00:14:29,970 Better luck next time. 334 00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:30,807 Smart ass. 335 00:14:31,096 --> 00:14:33,599 So tell me about yourself. 336 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,938 Oh, there's not a whole lot to tell. 337 00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,320 I was born in Maryland, and I moved down here 338 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,651 when I was about 23 for a job. 339 00:14:40,939 --> 00:14:42,111 Been here ever since. 340 00:14:42,399 --> 00:14:42,945 Cool. 341 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:46,077 So what do you look for in a guy? 342 00:14:46,361 --> 00:14:51,242 Um, the usual, but could you not be so loud? 343 00:14:51,533 --> 00:14:53,533 Sorry, I can't help but get the feeling that you're 344 00:14:53,576 --> 00:14:54,828 a little bit uncomfortable. 345 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:59,967 Well, I'm not exactly out. 346 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:03,800 I'm kind of new to this, so. 347 00:15:04,087 --> 00:15:06,636 Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, 348 00:15:06,923 --> 00:15:09,426 we have a homosexual in our presence. 349 00:15:09,718 --> 00:15:11,186 It's nice meeting you. 350 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:17,059 Oh, by the way, they have cherry pie here. 351 00:15:17,350 --> 00:15:19,694 Maybe you can pretend to eat some. 352 00:15:25,025 --> 00:15:26,572 I'm talking about short-term stocks, 353 00:15:26,860 --> 00:15:29,283 long-term stocks, blue chips, short chips, whatever. 354 00:15:29,571 --> 00:15:30,572 I'm exponential. 355 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:34,710 And the whole stock market, I mean the company that I ran, 356 00:15:34,993 --> 00:15:38,497 I personally increased sales over 5%. 357 00:15:38,788 --> 00:15:41,541 Um, if you'd like to we can just go back to your house 358 00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:44,256 and talk about long-term stocks, if you'd like. 359 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,184 Let's see. 360 00:15:58,475 --> 00:15:58,976 Hmm. 361 00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:01,361 I'm a Leo. 362 00:16:01,644 --> 00:16:03,772 Rawr. 363 00:16:04,064 --> 00:16:06,863 Are you open minded? 364 00:16:07,150 --> 00:16:08,743 You know what, it's too soon. 365 00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:10,825 It's too soon, I don't want to freak you out. 366 00:16:11,112 --> 00:16:12,989 I don't want to do that. 367 00:16:13,281 --> 00:16:14,801 You could really use the work yourself. 368 00:16:14,949 --> 00:16:16,510 I think you'd respond to heavy training. 369 00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:19,546 Yeah, but who has the time these days? 370 00:16:19,829 --> 00:16:21,502 There's always time to work out. 371 00:16:21,790 --> 00:16:22,461 Just look. 372 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,420 Come on. 373 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:25,335 You got to give it 110%. 374 00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:27,347 I'm not sure that's mathematically possible. 375 00:16:27,504 --> 00:16:29,131 No pain no gain, my friend. 376 00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:34,474 Seriously though, believe it or not, I used to work retail, 377 00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:37,935 and I was a skinny little bitch! 378 00:16:38,223 --> 00:16:41,022 But now, look at me. Just look at me. 379 00:16:41,309 --> 00:16:42,401 Yeah, look at you. 380 00:16:42,685 --> 00:16:45,404 I bet you really like full-length mirrors. 381 00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:48,362 Most guys wish they could look like me. 382 00:16:48,650 --> 00:16:50,368 That's where my job comes in. 383 00:16:50,652 --> 00:16:52,529 I help guys out like you. 384 00:16:52,821 --> 00:16:55,119 It's like a public service. 385 00:16:55,406 --> 00:16:58,831 Here, I think I got one of my before pictures. 386 00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,838 I can definitely see a change. 387 00:17:06,126 --> 00:17:08,925 No, yeah, I see. 388 00:17:09,212 --> 00:17:09,838 Amazing. 389 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:26,618 Hey, I've been looking everywhere for you. 390 00:17:26,855 --> 00:17:29,074 Have you been here the whole time? 391 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,358 Yeah. 392 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:31,617 What's the matter? 393 00:17:31,901 --> 00:17:33,448 What can I do to help? 394 00:17:33,736 --> 00:17:34,237 Nothing. 395 00:17:34,529 --> 00:17:36,907 I mean, it's just... I'm just overwhelmed. 396 00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:38,950 Hey, I know the wedding can be stressful, 397 00:17:39,242 --> 00:17:41,540 just try not to worry about it. 398 00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:43,171 It's just happening so quick. 399 00:17:43,454 --> 00:17:44,797 Isn't that a good thing? 400 00:17:45,081 --> 00:17:45,752 Well, no, yeah. 401 00:17:46,040 --> 00:17:49,135 I mean, it is but I... it's just been 402 00:17:49,419 --> 00:17:50,659 a really eventful seven months. 403 00:17:50,753 --> 00:17:51,629 Don't you worry about a thing. 404 00:17:51,921 --> 00:17:53,514 I'll take some time off and I'll help 405 00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,015 shoulder some of the stress. 406 00:17:55,300 --> 00:17:55,801 Thank you. 407 00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:58,186 Now I'm going to make you that chocolate martini. 408 00:17:58,469 --> 00:17:59,937 Bet you can use it right now. 409 00:18:00,221 --> 00:18:01,814 Yeah. 410 00:18:02,098 --> 00:18:03,771 If you're a really good boy, you 411 00:18:04,058 --> 00:18:05,605 get some more chocolate later. 412 00:18:05,894 --> 00:18:06,395 Oh, yeah. 413 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:09,030 Uh-huh. 414 00:18:09,314 --> 00:18:09,940 Thank you. 415 00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:17,826 Bigbear69? 416 00:18:18,114 --> 00:18:18,785 No. 417 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:22,994 Prettyboy18? 418 00:18:23,286 --> 00:18:24,583 No, thanks. 419 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,623 Silverfox64? 420 00:18:26,915 --> 00:18:28,542 No way. 421 00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,712 And image. 422 00:18:37,634 --> 00:18:39,511 What the hell's wrong with people? 423 00:18:39,802 --> 00:18:42,976 Really did not need to see that today. 424 00:18:43,264 --> 00:18:45,483 OK, how about, no no. 425 00:18:45,767 --> 00:18:47,314 I give up. 426 00:18:47,602 --> 00:18:48,228 Janice. 427 00:18:51,189 --> 00:18:52,065 Yes. 428 00:18:52,357 --> 00:18:53,074 I give in. 429 00:18:53,358 --> 00:18:53,859 Call Lance. 430 00:18:54,150 --> 00:18:57,199 See if you can sweet talk him into going with me. 431 00:18:57,487 --> 00:19:00,036 I would love to. 432 00:19:00,323 --> 00:19:02,997 But you're going to have to do the convincing. 433 00:19:03,284 --> 00:19:04,405 I was afraid you'd say that. 434 00:19:04,452 --> 00:19:06,329 I'll see if he can come over tonight? 435 00:19:06,621 --> 00:19:07,122 OK. 436 00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,585 Wonderful. 437 00:19:08,873 --> 00:19:12,343 Aiden and Lance, sitting in a tree. 438 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:17,382 Uh. 439 00:19:36,901 --> 00:19:40,075 Well, that was good, but can I ask you all a question? 440 00:19:40,363 --> 00:19:41,740 Sure. 441 00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:42,577 What gives? 442 00:19:42,865 --> 00:19:45,539 Oh, whatever do you mean? 443 00:19:45,827 --> 00:19:48,455 I've eaten over here like, oh, 100 times, 444 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:51,670 and have never seen the two of you so nervous. 445 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:54,928 Well, I kinda need to ask a favor of you. 446 00:19:55,211 --> 00:19:56,554 You? 447 00:19:56,838 --> 00:19:59,182 Asking me? 448 00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,705 Never mind, this was a mistake. 449 00:20:00,717 --> 00:20:03,391 Don't get your panties all up in a bunch. 450 00:20:03,678 --> 00:20:04,554 What's up? 451 00:20:04,846 --> 00:20:08,771 OK, you know how Max's wedding is coming up, and everything. 452 00:20:09,058 --> 00:20:10,981 Somehow he couldn't find himself a date. 453 00:20:11,269 --> 00:20:11,770 Him? 454 00:20:12,061 --> 00:20:12,857 No, never, what? 455 00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,452 Yeah, I'll go with you. 456 00:20:19,736 --> 00:20:21,079 But I have a price. 457 00:20:21,362 --> 00:20:21,863 What? 458 00:20:22,155 --> 00:20:24,123 You have to treat me nice. 459 00:20:24,407 --> 00:20:26,785 No, like a queen. 460 00:20:27,076 --> 00:20:27,916 Even if it kills you. 461 00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:28,790 It might. 462 00:20:29,078 --> 00:20:29,579 Deal. 463 00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:30,872 Not finished. 464 00:20:31,164 --> 00:20:33,383 You also have to do my taxes this year. 465 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,337 Ohhh. 466 00:20:37,795 --> 00:20:38,466 You drive a hard bargain. 467 00:20:38,755 --> 00:20:42,680 Oh, that's not the only hard thing I'm known for. 468 00:20:42,967 --> 00:20:43,847 You're such a heathen. 469 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,812 Oh, don't I know it. 470 00:20:47,096 --> 00:20:49,190 It sounds reasonable. 471 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,522 What do you think, Aid? 472 00:20:51,809 --> 00:20:52,810 Fine. 473 00:20:53,102 --> 00:20:57,278 But you have to pretend your name is Brick. 474 00:20:57,565 --> 00:20:59,909 That's like the single worse made-up name ever. 475 00:21:00,193 --> 00:21:00,989 Don't look at me. 476 00:21:01,277 --> 00:21:02,119 Janice came up with that jewel. 477 00:21:02,403 --> 00:21:02,904 I panicked. 478 00:21:03,196 --> 00:21:03,788 OK? 479 00:21:04,072 --> 00:21:04,672 It's all right. 480 00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,332 Thank you. 481 00:21:06,616 --> 00:21:07,537 Besides, it may be fun. 482 00:21:07,617 --> 00:21:08,137 Yeah. 483 00:21:08,409 --> 00:21:10,707 I haven't done any acting since high school. 484 00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:13,669 Great, that couldn't have been too long ago. 485 00:21:29,764 --> 00:21:33,735 Brick, Brick, Lance! 486 00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:35,019 What? 487 00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:35,982 You forgot one. 488 00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,533 You forgot one. 489 00:21:40,817 --> 00:21:41,409 Forgot one. 490 00:21:41,692 --> 00:21:42,613 Forgot one, you know... 491 00:21:42,777 --> 00:21:43,278 Ohh. 492 00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,037 Forgot one. 493 00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:46,493 Sure did. 494 00:21:46,781 --> 00:21:47,381 Thanks, Janice. 495 00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:50,334 You're welcome. 496 00:21:50,618 --> 00:21:51,244 Go. 497 00:22:00,753 --> 00:22:02,221 It's only for a few days. 498 00:22:02,505 --> 00:22:04,025 What the hell do you need all that for? 499 00:22:04,257 --> 00:22:05,474 A girl has to be prepared. 500 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:07,806 A girl, maybe, but not a little boy princess. 501 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,391 I'm a queen to you, remember? 502 00:22:09,679 --> 00:22:10,225 Right. 503 00:22:10,513 --> 00:22:13,983 So put your royal baggage in the carriage, your majesty. 504 00:22:14,267 --> 00:22:14,768 Oh, no. 505 00:22:15,059 --> 00:22:15,855 I don't think so. 506 00:22:16,144 --> 00:22:20,274 That's what I have servants for. 507 00:22:20,565 --> 00:22:22,613 Geez, what did he pack in here? 508 00:22:22,900 --> 00:22:23,401 Bricks? 509 00:22:23,693 --> 00:22:24,239 Funny. 510 00:22:24,527 --> 00:22:25,699 I thought so. 511 00:22:25,987 --> 00:22:26,954 Look, if you're going to try to share 512 00:22:27,238 --> 00:22:29,479 your pissy little mood with the rest of us, don't bother. 513 00:22:29,574 --> 00:22:32,794 We got four hours to the lake house. 514 00:22:33,077 --> 00:22:33,623 Boop. 515 00:22:33,911 --> 00:22:35,379 You know you love me. 516 00:22:40,001 --> 00:22:41,799 So, what's your back story? 517 00:22:42,086 --> 00:22:44,805 Um, well I was thinking that we worked together, 518 00:22:45,089 --> 00:22:49,094 and that I saw him and our eyes met. 519 00:22:49,385 --> 00:22:53,856 And I just knew we had to be together, forever. 520 00:22:54,140 --> 00:22:54,811 So romantic. 521 00:22:55,099 --> 00:22:56,225 I know, right? 522 00:22:56,517 --> 00:22:57,109 Sounds great. 523 00:22:57,393 --> 00:22:59,441 Maybe I should hang out at office buildings. 524 00:22:59,729 --> 00:23:01,902 Sounds like a great way to meet security guards. 525 00:23:02,190 --> 00:23:04,067 Added bonus, they share your love of handcuffs. 526 00:23:04,358 --> 00:23:06,076 Party pooper. 527 00:23:06,360 --> 00:23:08,362 Just between you and me, Aiden and I are into role playing. 528 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:09,155 Oh! 529 00:23:09,447 --> 00:23:11,165 He likes to be the security guard, 530 00:23:11,449 --> 00:23:13,610 and I'm the lost British little school 531 00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:15,211 boy who needs a spanking. 532 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:17,213 God, kill me now. 533 00:23:17,497 --> 00:23:19,716 At least you don't have to pretend to be somebody else. 534 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,296 Oh no, that part I like. 535 00:23:21,584 --> 00:23:23,928 It's fun pretending to be someone else. 536 00:23:24,212 --> 00:23:24,713 Kinky. 537 00:23:25,004 --> 00:23:27,598 Mmm, you know it sugar muffin. 538 00:23:27,882 --> 00:23:29,429 We're all into the kinky. 539 00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:30,388 Are you? 540 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:32,895 He just loves his little Bricky. 541 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,522 It's Bricky now, is it? 542 00:23:34,805 --> 00:23:36,307 Only to his friends. 543 00:23:36,599 --> 00:23:39,148 Oh, and FYI, my safe word is, really. 544 00:23:56,619 --> 00:23:58,337 Bring on the fresh towels. 545 00:23:58,621 --> 00:23:59,793 Janice is in the house. 546 00:24:00,081 --> 00:24:02,083 Open. 547 00:24:02,375 --> 00:24:03,297 Suitcase. 548 00:24:03,584 --> 00:24:04,335 - Really? - Yes. 549 00:24:04,627 --> 00:24:05,253 Oh, OK. 550 00:24:08,798 --> 00:24:11,597 You two lovebirds have fun now, you hear? 551 00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,010 You know it. 552 00:24:13,302 --> 00:24:16,101 And seriously, look after Aiden for me, would you? 553 00:24:16,389 --> 00:24:16,981 I will. 554 00:24:17,265 --> 00:24:18,517 Brick's on the job. 555 00:24:18,808 --> 00:24:20,355 I'm so sorry about the name. 556 00:24:20,643 --> 00:24:21,519 No, no, it's OK. 557 00:24:21,811 --> 00:24:24,189 If Blanket is acceptable, anything is. 558 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:24,981 True 559 00:24:25,273 --> 00:24:28,368 I'm ready for my mission. 560 00:24:28,651 --> 00:24:30,619 Oh Christ. 561 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:31,699 Wish me luck. 562 00:24:31,988 --> 00:24:33,786 Good luck to both of you. 563 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:39,671 And Aiden, do us all a favor and try to have fun. 564 00:24:39,954 --> 00:24:42,377 Looks like this. 565 00:24:42,665 --> 00:24:43,541 - Kisses. - Muah. 566 00:24:43,833 --> 00:24:44,379 Bye. 567 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,589 Yeah, fun. 568 00:24:45,876 --> 00:24:46,798 Loads of fun. 569 00:24:49,547 --> 00:24:51,094 Let's go, princess. 570 00:25:08,566 --> 00:25:10,364 I'm always leery of directions that involve the phrase, 571 00:25:10,651 --> 00:25:11,618 turn off the paved road. 572 00:25:35,676 --> 00:25:37,477 Thanks for getting the luggage, monkey muffin. 573 00:25:40,056 --> 00:25:42,434 I'm guessing you must be Brick. 574 00:25:42,725 --> 00:25:44,523 I... 575 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,483 Max, they're here. 576 00:25:46,771 --> 00:25:49,365 I'm Forrest. 577 00:25:49,649 --> 00:25:51,902 Mmm, Brick. 578 00:25:52,193 --> 00:25:54,070 Well come on in, get comfortable. 579 00:25:54,362 --> 00:25:56,706 Looks like Aiden could use a little help with the luggage. 580 00:26:06,666 --> 00:26:08,543 Go on in, meet Max, get settled. 581 00:26:11,796 --> 00:26:12,968 You must be Aiden. 582 00:26:13,255 --> 00:26:14,381 Max told me a lot about you. 583 00:26:14,674 --> 00:26:16,301 I was afraid about that. 584 00:26:16,592 --> 00:26:20,062 Wow, I guess your boyfriend is not the type to pack lightly. 585 00:26:20,346 --> 00:26:21,438 What was your first clue? 586 00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:38,114 Brick'? 587 00:26:38,406 --> 00:26:41,580 I'm Max, sorry I didn't mean to startle you. 588 00:26:41,867 --> 00:26:43,460 Oh, no, no, um, no worries. 589 00:26:43,744 --> 00:26:45,667 I just get nervous in strange places. 590 00:26:45,955 --> 00:26:50,586 Not that this place is strange at all, it's just old... er. 591 00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:56,849 Uh, but it's lovely. 592 00:26:57,133 --> 00:26:58,305 Can we start over? 593 00:26:58,592 --> 00:26:59,593 - Yeah. - I'm Brick. 594 00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:00,485 - I'm Max. - Hi. 595 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,401 Good to meet you. 596 00:27:01,512 --> 00:27:04,015 Um, let me show you to where you and Aiden will be 597 00:27:04,306 --> 00:27:06,684 sleeping... staying... together. 598 00:27:06,976 --> 00:27:07,568 Aid's room. 599 00:27:07,852 --> 00:27:10,856 Not, where you'll together. 600 00:27:11,147 --> 00:27:11,943 That'd be great. 601 00:27:18,195 --> 00:27:19,913 Did he pack his whole closet? 602 00:27:20,197 --> 00:27:21,790 Apparently. 603 00:27:22,074 --> 00:27:23,417 That's so adorable. 604 00:27:23,701 --> 00:27:25,062 Or a little bit annoying, depending 605 00:27:25,119 --> 00:27:26,086 on how you look at it. 606 00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,304 So just make sure you pull it a little bit. 607 00:27:35,588 --> 00:27:37,465 Um, the kitchen's right down to the left. 608 00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:38,633 You can help yourself to anything 609 00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:39,845 you want in the fridge. 610 00:27:39,925 --> 00:27:40,642 Just make yourself at home. 611 00:27:40,926 --> 00:27:41,727 I really don't mind. 612 00:27:43,679 --> 00:27:44,805 Aiden. 613 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:45,973 Hey, Max. 614 00:27:46,265 --> 00:27:46,985 Thanks for coming. 615 00:27:47,057 --> 00:27:48,274 Aw, it's good to see you. 616 00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:50,561 It's good to see you too, Aid. 617 00:27:50,853 --> 00:27:51,900 It's been way too long. 618 00:27:52,188 --> 00:27:53,314 Yea, it has. 619 00:27:53,606 --> 00:27:55,734 I'll just leave this here and go finish dinner. 620 00:28:00,154 --> 00:28:02,532 Oh, um, I'm starving. 621 00:28:02,823 --> 00:28:03,949 Do you need any help? 622 00:28:04,241 --> 00:28:05,242 If you'd like. 623 00:28:05,534 --> 00:28:07,912 Go ahead, I can get us unpacked. 624 00:28:08,204 --> 00:28:08,830 YaY- 625 00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:16,008 So, when did you start dating teenagers? 626 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:16,841 Funny. 627 00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:19,097 I could say the same thing about you and sugar 628 00:28:19,381 --> 00:28:21,179 daddy McSaggy balls out there. 629 00:28:21,467 --> 00:28:22,764 You're just jealous. 630 00:28:23,052 --> 00:28:27,023 Forrest is caring, compassionate, kind. 631 00:28:27,306 --> 00:28:29,650 Things that you wouldn't know much about. 632 00:28:29,934 --> 00:28:31,732 Besides, there's only an eight-year gap. 633 00:28:32,019 --> 00:28:35,068 That's funny that I didn't hear the word hot in there anywhere. 634 00:28:35,356 --> 00:28:37,734 How are things in bed? 635 00:28:38,025 --> 00:28:39,868 Um, none of you business. 636 00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:43,122 Don't get defensive, I was just asking. 637 00:28:43,405 --> 00:28:47,000 Lawyers don't ask questions, they make statements that end 638 00:28:47,284 --> 00:28:49,503 in question marks, remember? 639 00:28:49,787 --> 00:28:50,708 You taught me that one. 640 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:55,630 You're too easy. 641 00:28:55,918 --> 00:28:57,479 It's been, what, five minutes and you're 642 00:28:57,670 --> 00:28:58,550 already all flustered. 643 00:28:58,838 --> 00:28:59,509 What are you talking about? 644 00:28:59,797 --> 00:29:00,918 You didn't even unpack this. 645 00:29:01,173 --> 00:29:02,174 Let me help you. 646 00:29:05,594 --> 00:29:07,938 I see he's into feathers. 647 00:29:08,222 --> 00:29:09,565 Or is this yours? 648 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,772 It is not, thank you very much. 649 00:29:12,059 --> 00:29:15,108 And my sex life is none of your business. 650 00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:15,897 Stop. 651 00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,565 En garde. 652 00:29:17,857 --> 00:29:18,824 Quit. 653 00:29:19,108 --> 00:29:20,985 Victory is mine. 654 00:29:21,277 --> 00:29:22,073 Oh yeah? 655 00:29:22,361 --> 00:29:22,953 Mine's bigger. 656 00:29:23,237 --> 00:29:25,740 And I've got more reach on the thrust. 657 00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:28,329 You may have and this time, but with puns 658 00:29:28,617 --> 00:29:31,666 that bad it's a hollow victory. 659 00:29:31,954 --> 00:29:34,155 Yeah, well it was either that, or some sort of variation 660 00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,796 on the double-headed theme. 661 00:29:37,084 --> 00:29:37,645 Had to choose. 662 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:38,844 OK. 663 00:29:39,128 --> 00:29:42,098 On that note, I'm going to go in the kitchen 664 00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:44,930 with my soon-to-be husband while you take inventory 665 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:46,514 of all of your play thingies. 666 00:29:51,473 --> 00:29:52,850 Oh, Max. 667 00:29:53,142 --> 00:29:54,564 Yeah. 668 00:29:54,852 --> 00:29:56,729 It's good to see you again. 669 00:29:57,021 --> 00:29:58,147 You too, Aid. 670 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:10,993 So Brick, what do you do for a living? 671 00:30:11,285 --> 00:30:13,287 I'm a secret agent for the CIA. 672 00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,831 Really? 673 00:30:15,122 --> 00:30:16,749 I'm kidding. 674 00:30:17,041 --> 00:30:17,962 I'm an algebra teacher. 675 00:30:18,042 --> 00:30:18,723 That's wonderful. 676 00:30:18,834 --> 00:30:20,114 Both of my parents were teachers. 677 00:30:20,377 --> 00:30:23,096 I never really wanted to do anything else. 678 00:30:23,380 --> 00:30:25,758 It's more of a calling, not a career. 679 00:30:26,050 --> 00:30:26,972 Weird. 680 00:30:27,259 --> 00:30:28,681 That's what my mom used to say. 681 00:30:28,969 --> 00:30:29,640 Smart lady. 682 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,603 Well, I work in real estate. 683 00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:33,937 Really? 684 00:30:34,224 --> 00:30:34,770 Ow. 685 00:30:35,059 --> 00:30:36,561 Aiden, are you all right? 686 00:30:36,852 --> 00:30:39,480 Yeah, I hit my leg on something under the table. 687 00:30:39,772 --> 00:30:41,399 Anyway, I work in commercial development, 688 00:30:41,690 --> 00:30:43,692 though I'm starting to dabble in residential. 689 00:30:43,984 --> 00:30:44,906 Isn't that better? 690 00:30:45,194 --> 00:30:45,865 Well it's a bigger business. 691 00:30:46,153 --> 00:30:48,781 Max always liked bigger things. 692 00:30:49,073 --> 00:30:50,074 Ow. 693 00:30:50,366 --> 00:30:51,583 Damn table. 694 00:30:51,867 --> 00:30:55,713 Maybe should move your chair over to one side? 695 00:30:55,996 --> 00:30:59,626 Yeah, I'll give it a try. 696 00:30:59,917 --> 00:31:01,009 Much better. 697 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:04,672 I have to go powder my nose. 698 00:31:04,964 --> 00:31:05,635 OK. 699 00:31:09,176 --> 00:31:11,554 So who's up for dessert? 700 00:31:11,845 --> 00:31:13,206 That would be lovely, darling. 701 00:31:20,229 --> 00:31:22,607 That would be lovely darling. 702 00:31:22,898 --> 00:31:23,738 Behave yourself, Aid. 703 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,529 I'm offended. 704 00:31:24,817 --> 00:31:26,069 I haven't done anything. 705 00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:28,158 Stop mocking Forrest. 706 00:31:28,445 --> 00:31:31,164 It took him a long time to be OK with this whole best man thing. 707 00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:33,792 I'm sure he can handle himself just fine. 708 00:31:34,076 --> 00:31:36,875 Don't you dare do anything. 709 00:31:37,162 --> 00:31:38,914 Here we go. 710 00:31:39,206 --> 00:31:41,629 Uh, this looks amazing. 711 00:31:41,917 --> 00:31:43,544 You are the best cook. 712 00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:53,683 Wow, thanks babe. 713 00:31:53,971 --> 00:31:56,850 Um, I'm going to get the coffee. 714 00:31:57,141 --> 00:31:58,438 Here, let me help. 715 00:32:05,566 --> 00:32:06,158 Stupid leg. 716 00:32:06,442 --> 00:32:09,867 Jesus, that freaking hurt. 717 00:32:10,154 --> 00:32:11,246 I got a bruise. 718 00:32:19,788 --> 00:32:20,710 Oh. 719 00:32:20,998 --> 00:32:22,466 Ouch. 720 00:32:22,750 --> 00:32:23,751 This looks great. 721 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:25,465 Shit. 722 00:32:25,753 --> 00:32:26,879 I didn't know you were table challenged. 723 00:32:27,171 --> 00:32:27,922 Go fuck yourself. 724 00:32:28,213 --> 00:32:31,843 Oh, no that's your job sugar rabbit. 725 00:32:32,134 --> 00:32:33,431 OK, black for Aiden. 726 00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:34,265 Am I right? 727 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:37,648 I'm sweet enough as it is. 728 00:32:37,931 --> 00:32:41,026 So Brick, how do you like your coffee? 729 00:32:41,310 --> 00:32:42,482 Brick, baby. 730 00:32:42,770 --> 00:32:46,240 How do you want your coffee? 731 00:32:46,523 --> 00:32:48,992 Oh, uh, just cream, please. 732 00:32:49,276 --> 00:32:50,698 Cream, huh? 733 00:32:50,986 --> 00:32:52,909 Should have guessed. 734 00:32:53,197 --> 00:32:55,416 Well, what can I say? 735 00:32:55,699 --> 00:32:57,542 You're so adorable, hun. 736 00:33:16,845 --> 00:33:17,687 Hmm. 737 00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:20,520 I'm going to have to be adorable more often. 738 00:33:20,808 --> 00:33:22,981 Mm-hmm. 739 00:33:23,268 --> 00:33:25,316 Oh, by the way, Thursday night the guys 740 00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,924 are going to take me out for this bachelor-type party deal. 741 00:33:28,190 --> 00:33:29,487 And I was thinking that maybe you guys could go 742 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:31,948 out and make a night of it too. 743 00:33:32,236 --> 00:33:33,636 Oh no, really, that's not necessary. 744 00:33:33,737 --> 00:33:34,738 No, that's a great idea. 745 00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,750 After all, the best man is supposed to throw 746 00:33:36,824 --> 00:33:37,824 one for him groom, right? 747 00:33:38,075 --> 00:33:39,167 It'll get it set up. 748 00:33:39,451 --> 00:33:42,045 No, really you don't have to do that. 749 00:33:42,329 --> 00:33:43,672 I insist. 750 00:33:43,956 --> 00:33:46,254 I'll call Janice, get some of your friends together, 751 00:33:46,542 --> 00:33:47,168 it'll be great. 752 00:33:56,301 --> 00:33:56,893 I'm sorry. 753 00:33:57,177 --> 00:34:00,681 I haven't had this since I was studying in Italy. 754 00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,975 Florence in Italy. 755 00:34:03,267 --> 00:34:04,564 Well thanks, that's high praise. 756 00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:06,195 Would like some more? 757 00:34:06,478 --> 00:34:07,238 Yes, please. 758 00:34:07,521 --> 00:34:09,615 Well let me get you a second helping. 759 00:34:09,898 --> 00:34:12,617 Oh, by the way, who's up for margaritas after this? 760 00:34:13,694 --> 00:34:14,320 Me. 761 00:34:16,613 --> 00:34:18,035 Sounds good to me. 762 00:34:18,323 --> 00:34:20,200 Guess we're having margaritas. 763 00:34:20,492 --> 00:34:21,293 That's the clincher. 764 00:34:44,391 --> 00:34:45,813 Oh, good God. 765 00:34:46,101 --> 00:34:50,072 Don't you just love them? 766 00:34:50,355 --> 00:34:51,777 They're very you. 767 00:34:52,065 --> 00:34:52,657 Aw, thanks. 768 00:34:52,941 --> 00:34:55,364 I'm a bit of a wizard with the sewing machine. 769 00:34:55,652 --> 00:35:01,250 Did you dig those out of your little, special bag there? 770 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,331 I was wondering if you found that. 771 00:35:03,619 --> 00:35:04,336 Hm-hmm. 772 00:35:04,620 --> 00:35:05,246 You could have warned me. 773 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,880 Max was in here when I did. 774 00:35:07,164 --> 00:35:08,882 Sorry, It was Janice's idea. 775 00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:12,386 She uh was hoping Max would snoop, 776 00:35:12,669 --> 00:35:16,799 and she said you needed to level the playing field. 777 00:35:17,090 --> 00:35:19,764 That's not anything I ever had to worry about with Max. 778 00:35:20,052 --> 00:35:23,647 He's always good about handling himself. 779 00:35:23,931 --> 00:35:25,649 That's why I love him. 780 00:35:25,933 --> 00:35:28,356 You said love. 781 00:35:28,644 --> 00:35:29,145 Like. 782 00:35:29,436 --> 00:35:30,938 You know I meant like. 783 00:35:31,230 --> 00:35:33,824 No, you said love, drunkie-poo. 784 00:35:34,107 --> 00:35:37,702 Oh my God, you're completely trashed. 785 00:35:37,986 --> 00:35:40,205 Well, if you don't love Max anymore 786 00:35:40,489 --> 00:35:43,493 then you won't mind if I do this. 787 00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:44,544 What are you doing? 788 00:35:44,618 --> 00:35:45,244 Winning. 789 00:35:48,038 --> 00:35:52,919 Sorry, I just wanted to see you if you guys needed anything. 790 00:35:53,210 --> 00:35:54,757 I'll knock next time. 791 00:36:00,342 --> 00:36:01,889 Sorry. 792 00:36:02,177 --> 00:36:02,803 It's OK. 793 00:36:08,642 --> 00:36:11,145 I saw the way he looked at you. 794 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:21,997 Goodnight. 795 00:36:26,243 --> 00:36:26,960 Goodnight. 796 00:37:26,887 --> 00:37:29,231 Your friend, Lance, jumped me last night. 797 00:37:29,514 --> 00:37:32,313 Oh please, he's probably just being playful. 798 00:37:32,601 --> 00:37:35,901 He had me pinned to the bed when Max walked into the room. 799 00:37:38,940 --> 00:37:40,738 So, what's the problem? 800 00:37:41,026 --> 00:37:46,624 I mean you do want Max to think that you're a couple, right? 801 00:37:46,907 --> 00:37:47,533 Ooh. 802 00:37:47,824 --> 00:37:49,041 Unless, of course, you're ready to admit that 803 00:37:49,326 --> 00:37:50,919 you still love him. 804 00:37:51,203 --> 00:37:52,329 This whole thing was a horrible idea. 805 00:37:52,621 --> 00:37:56,546 You're such a drama queen. 806 00:37:56,833 --> 00:37:57,873 At least you can admit it. 807 00:37:58,126 --> 00:38:00,470 You know, the first step in solving the problem 808 00:38:00,754 --> 00:38:04,054 is recognizing that you have one. 809 00:38:04,341 --> 00:38:06,139 That's for drunks, not for relationships. 810 00:38:06,426 --> 00:38:07,143 Same difference. 811 00:38:07,427 --> 00:38:08,228 You're a Max-addict. 812 00:38:13,225 --> 00:38:15,444 Tell him how you feel. 813 00:38:15,727 --> 00:38:16,648 You owe it to yourself. 814 00:38:24,403 --> 00:38:27,407 What happened back then anyway? 815 00:38:27,697 --> 00:38:29,665 We got into a fight, it got nasty. 816 00:38:29,950 --> 00:38:31,497 It's as simple as that. 817 00:38:31,785 --> 00:38:35,130 Uh, you have nasty fights with people all the time. 818 00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:37,917 It's one of your defining characteristics. 819 00:38:38,208 --> 00:38:41,883 This time the fight ended with, I don't love you anymore. 820 00:38:42,170 --> 00:38:44,468 Why the hell would you say something like that? 821 00:38:44,756 --> 00:38:45,276 I don't know. 822 00:38:45,549 --> 00:38:46,471 I didn't mean it. 823 00:38:46,758 --> 00:38:49,386 I regretted it the second that it came out of my mouth. 824 00:38:53,140 --> 00:38:55,768 He seems happy with this Forrest guy. 825 00:38:56,059 --> 00:38:57,380 Maybe that's what needs to happen. 826 00:38:57,644 --> 00:39:00,272 Who am I to bust in the on the relationship two years later, 827 00:39:00,564 --> 00:39:01,816 and break up their wedding? 828 00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:04,030 Um, you're the guy that loves Max. 829 00:39:04,317 --> 00:39:05,517 And that counts for something. 830 00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:07,154 Yeah I'm pretty sure every asshole 831 00:39:07,446 --> 00:39:09,007 that's wanted to destroy somebody's life 832 00:39:09,072 --> 00:39:10,415 has come up with some sort of shit like that. 833 00:39:10,699 --> 00:39:12,576 Oh God, hang up your f-ing cross. 834 00:39:12,868 --> 00:39:14,120 You make a horrible martyr. 835 00:39:18,373 --> 00:39:23,595 You know you're almost as stubborn as Max. 836 00:39:23,879 --> 00:39:25,631 Don't get pissy with me. 837 00:39:32,387 --> 00:39:33,980 Did you like Lance's suitcase? 838 00:39:34,264 --> 00:39:34,890 You bitch. 839 00:39:37,851 --> 00:39:41,230 Max was in the room when I unpacked that. 840 00:39:41,521 --> 00:39:44,821 I'm curious, how did you know he'd see it. 841 00:39:45,108 --> 00:39:48,988 Um, I am all knowing and I am all seeing. 842 00:39:49,279 --> 00:39:50,496 OK. 843 00:39:50,780 --> 00:39:52,180 And Max is a horrible snoop. 844 00:39:52,282 --> 00:39:56,003 I caught him looking through my bedside drawers once. 845 00:39:56,286 --> 00:39:58,334 It was a safe bet. 846 00:40:03,877 --> 00:40:06,346 How's my pumpkin this morning? 847 00:40:06,630 --> 00:40:07,551 Not right now, darling. 848 00:40:07,631 --> 00:40:09,383 I'm in the middle of something. 849 00:40:15,013 --> 00:40:15,814 Morning, Brick. 850 00:40:19,851 --> 00:40:20,773 Morning, Forrest. 851 00:40:21,061 --> 00:40:23,439 Max. 852 00:40:23,730 --> 00:40:24,531 Good morning, Brick. 853 00:40:24,814 --> 00:40:27,015 There's coffee over there and there's tea in the cabinet 854 00:40:27,108 --> 00:40:28,109 if you prefer. 855 00:40:28,401 --> 00:40:30,449 I think I'll get coffee. 856 00:40:30,737 --> 00:40:31,363 Rough night? 857 00:40:36,201 --> 00:40:40,752 I think I'll stay away from tequila from now on. 858 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,212 It makes it hard to look fabulous first thing 859 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,126 in the morning. 860 00:40:44,417 --> 00:40:45,919 It happens to the best of us. 861 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,805 Did you make those pajamas yourself? 862 00:40:49,089 --> 00:40:50,261 I did, do you like them? 863 00:40:50,549 --> 00:40:53,519 Yea, they're cute. 864 00:40:53,802 --> 00:40:54,348 Thank you. 865 00:40:54,636 --> 00:40:55,432 Where's Aiden? 866 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:59,099 Oh, he went to meet Janice for breakfast. 867 00:40:59,391 --> 00:41:01,644 Well, help yourself to anything on the table. 868 00:41:01,935 --> 00:41:05,985 Forrest made eggs, sausage, some turnovers, fruit. 869 00:41:06,273 --> 00:41:09,994 And if you'd like some bacon to take, it'll take just a sec. 870 00:41:10,277 --> 00:41:12,279 Oh, no, this is great. 871 00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:16,326 I wish I had a boyfriend who did all this for me. 872 00:41:16,616 --> 00:41:18,243 You hear that, hun? 873 00:41:18,535 --> 00:41:21,960 Yes dear, you're superman. 874 00:41:22,247 --> 00:41:22,887 Never mind, Max. 875 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:25,300 He's always grumpy first thing in the morning. 876 00:41:35,927 --> 00:41:38,601 So boys, what's the activity for the day? 877 00:41:38,888 --> 00:41:40,356 Oh, we don't have a lot going on, 878 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,688 but we do have Aiden and Brick's tuxedo fitting 879 00:41:42,976 --> 00:41:44,353 later this afternoon. 880 00:41:44,644 --> 00:41:48,023 Um, why don't we go down to the lake and play football, 881 00:41:48,315 --> 00:41:49,407 and maybe swim? 882 00:41:49,691 --> 00:41:50,567 Yeah, sounds great. 883 00:41:50,859 --> 00:41:52,827 What do you think, Aiden? 884 00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,115 No offense, but I'm not a fan, and I know Max isn't. 885 00:41:56,406 --> 00:41:59,501 Actually I would love to go play some football. 886 00:41:59,784 --> 00:42:01,224 You sure you don't want to join, Aid? 887 00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:04,586 Uh, no, I've actually got some work to catch up on, thanks. 888 00:42:04,873 --> 00:42:06,750 He's such a party pooper. 889 00:42:07,042 --> 00:42:08,715 He's such a party pooper. 890 00:42:09,002 --> 00:42:11,346 We'll just get the neighbor from next door 891 00:42:11,630 --> 00:42:12,847 to take his place. 892 00:42:13,131 --> 00:42:15,850 Oh, that'd be great. 893 00:43:57,819 --> 00:43:59,696 Aiden? 894 00:43:59,988 --> 00:44:00,659 Yes? 895 00:44:04,576 --> 00:44:05,296 I look ridiculous. 896 00:44:05,577 --> 00:44:07,500 Nah, you look great. 897 00:44:07,787 --> 00:44:09,588 This must be some definition of the word great 898 00:44:09,831 --> 00:44:11,003 I'm not familiar with. 899 00:44:14,294 --> 00:44:16,092 I can't wear it right. 900 00:44:16,379 --> 00:44:18,757 You know, there's a lot of straight women 901 00:44:19,048 --> 00:44:22,018 who think that a tuxedo is the sexiest article of clothing 902 00:44:22,302 --> 00:44:24,680 that a man could have. 903 00:44:24,971 --> 00:44:26,097 I'm not trying to attract straight women, 904 00:44:26,389 --> 00:44:27,936 I'm trying to look cute. 905 00:44:28,224 --> 00:44:29,817 I don't think you get it. 906 00:44:30,101 --> 00:44:32,181 There isn't an article of clothing in the tuxedo that 907 00:44:32,228 --> 00:44:34,481 requires you to put your hands up over your head 908 00:44:34,773 --> 00:44:37,367 while it's being removed. 909 00:44:37,650 --> 00:44:38,276 Huh? 910 00:44:41,112 --> 00:44:42,659 I get it. 911 00:44:42,947 --> 00:44:44,227 Should the occasion arise, 912 00:44:44,324 --> 00:44:46,543 you wouldn't even have to stop kissing. 913 00:44:46,826 --> 00:44:48,294 I suppose it has potential. 914 00:44:48,578 --> 00:44:51,252 Oh, another added bonus, studs instead of buttons 915 00:44:51,539 --> 00:44:54,213 means your shirt can be ripped off in one go. 916 00:44:54,501 --> 00:44:56,629 How do you know so much about tuxes? 917 00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,297 I used to own one. 918 00:44:58,588 --> 00:45:00,716 Wore it out. 919 00:45:01,007 --> 00:45:01,803 Well, you look better in one. 920 00:45:02,091 --> 00:45:04,139 I look like a kid at a funeral. 921 00:45:04,427 --> 00:45:05,587 It's because of your posture. 922 00:45:05,595 --> 00:45:08,724 Try and... try and look more butch. 923 00:45:11,851 --> 00:45:12,568 Or not. 924 00:45:15,563 --> 00:45:17,203 So are you going to tell Max you love him, 925 00:45:17,440 --> 00:45:21,035 or just let him get married off thinking you don't care? 926 00:45:26,908 --> 00:45:28,751 I would stay out of it, if I were you. 927 00:45:29,035 --> 00:45:30,878 Normally I stay away from drama like that, 928 00:45:31,162 --> 00:45:32,960 but I have a vested interest. 929 00:45:33,248 --> 00:45:34,875 Yeah, what's that? 930 00:45:35,166 --> 00:45:37,669 Your cuff-links are in backwards. 931 00:45:37,961 --> 00:45:40,931 I don't think Max appreciates Forrest as much as I do. 932 00:45:41,214 --> 00:45:42,054 You gotta be kidding. 933 00:45:42,298 --> 00:45:43,971 You've known him for like five minutes. 934 00:45:44,259 --> 00:45:46,261 I have, like, an outside perspective. 935 00:45:46,553 --> 00:45:48,226 Besides, Max is way too low maintenance for Forrest. 936 00:45:48,513 --> 00:45:52,393 The way I see it, we need to work together. 937 00:45:52,684 --> 00:45:53,526 Work together? 938 00:45:53,810 --> 00:45:56,313 Do I have to spell it out for you? 939 00:45:56,604 --> 00:45:57,446 Apparently. 940 00:45:57,730 --> 00:46:00,028 Look, you want Max. 941 00:46:00,316 --> 00:46:01,738 I want Forrest. 942 00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:02,652 No. 943 00:46:02,944 --> 00:46:03,445 Oh come on. 944 00:46:03,736 --> 00:46:05,283 I saw the way you two act together. 945 00:46:05,572 --> 00:46:06,949 Max totally doesn't act that way with Forrest. 946 00:46:07,240 --> 00:46:09,163 I think you're reading into things. 947 00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:11,123 Forrest is exactly my type. 948 00:46:11,411 --> 00:46:13,539 And I guarantee you, I'm his. 949 00:46:13,830 --> 00:46:14,456 What makes you think that? 950 00:46:14,747 --> 00:46:16,841 Well, I saw the way he was looking at me 951 00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:18,502 when we were playing football. 952 00:46:18,793 --> 00:46:20,010 Yeah, what was up what that? 953 00:46:20,295 --> 00:46:22,343 I played on the JV team. 954 00:46:22,630 --> 00:46:23,802 Huh. 955 00:46:24,090 --> 00:46:25,262 Don't look so surprised. 956 00:46:25,550 --> 00:46:27,270 What makes you think I'd go along with this? 957 00:46:27,510 --> 00:46:29,638 Well, you want Max and your morally flexible. 958 00:46:29,929 --> 00:46:31,226 You're way off on your second assumption, 959 00:46:31,514 --> 00:46:32,356 thank you very much. 960 00:46:32,640 --> 00:46:33,937 Oh, I doubt it. 961 00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:37,695 And I just got you to admit you want Max. 962 00:46:37,979 --> 00:46:39,697 OK, you're smarter than you look. 963 00:46:39,981 --> 00:46:43,235 I'll choose to take that as a compliment. 964 00:46:43,526 --> 00:46:45,073 Assuming I would go along with this, 965 00:46:45,361 --> 00:46:48,160 how do you propose to make Forrest fall in love with you? 966 00:46:48,448 --> 00:46:50,166 Simple, I'll go to his bachelor party. 967 00:46:50,450 --> 00:46:51,372 Last I checked you weren't invited. 968 00:46:51,659 --> 00:46:52,205 Oh, please. 969 00:46:52,493 --> 00:46:53,085 Like that's a problem. 970 00:46:53,369 --> 00:46:55,042 These looks have other uses besides making 971 00:46:55,330 --> 00:46:58,049 people think I'm stupid. 972 00:46:58,333 --> 00:46:59,300 I didn't say that. 973 00:47:25,109 --> 00:47:26,201 Hello, Forrest. 974 00:47:26,486 --> 00:47:27,112 Oh, hey Brick. 975 00:47:27,403 --> 00:47:29,121 Just doing a little cooking and baking. 976 00:47:29,405 --> 00:47:31,203 Cookies will be done in just a second. 977 00:47:31,491 --> 00:47:32,913 Wow, I'm impressed. 978 00:47:33,201 --> 00:47:34,578 Don't be, it's nothing special. 979 00:47:34,869 --> 00:47:35,995 I'm just so excited about the wedding 980 00:47:36,287 --> 00:47:37,083 I can hardly contain myself. 981 00:47:37,372 --> 00:47:39,500 I got to find things to stay busy. 982 00:48:15,118 --> 00:48:15,710 You OK? 983 00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:18,122 You seem a bit stressed. 984 00:48:18,413 --> 00:48:21,087 Oh I'm just dreading going to Max's bachelor party. 985 00:48:21,374 --> 00:48:23,047 Why? 986 00:48:23,334 --> 00:48:24,756 I'll just be a third wheel. 987 00:48:25,044 --> 00:48:28,139 I see what you mean. 988 00:48:28,423 --> 00:48:29,675 But it's OK. 989 00:48:29,966 --> 00:48:31,138 Don't worry about me. 990 00:48:31,426 --> 00:48:33,645 I can survive just about anything. 991 00:48:33,928 --> 00:48:37,023 You're welcome to stay here if you'd like. 992 00:48:37,306 --> 00:48:39,684 Oh. 993 00:48:39,976 --> 00:48:46,530 OK I'll just read a book, or something. 994 00:48:46,816 --> 00:48:48,856 Well you're welcome to go to my party if you'd like. 995 00:48:49,110 --> 00:48:50,487 Might be less awkward. 996 00:48:50,778 --> 00:48:52,405 Are you sure? 997 00:48:52,697 --> 00:48:53,243 Sure. 998 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:54,657 I'd be happy to have you. 999 00:48:54,949 --> 00:48:58,294 Plus I promise, you'll have a good time. 1000 00:48:58,578 --> 00:48:59,795 I'd love to, thanks Forrest. 1001 00:49:02,749 --> 00:49:04,296 No worries, have a cookie. 1002 00:49:11,591 --> 00:49:14,515 Wow, can I take you home? 1003 00:49:14,802 --> 00:49:16,554 Thank you. 1004 00:49:16,846 --> 00:49:18,974 Glad you like them. 1005 00:49:19,265 --> 00:49:20,141 Let's see. 1006 00:49:20,433 --> 00:49:25,314 I've never, ooh, I've never dated Max. 1007 00:49:25,605 --> 00:49:26,777 Aiden drink. 1008 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:27,736 Yay. 1009 00:49:28,024 --> 00:49:29,367 YaY- 1010 00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,124 All right, Sam it's your turn. 1011 00:49:37,408 --> 00:49:38,034 Something good. 1012 00:49:38,326 --> 00:49:38,918 Yeah. 1013 00:49:39,202 --> 00:49:41,500 Five of diamonds. 1014 00:49:41,788 --> 00:49:44,632 That is give five drinks to anyone. 1015 00:49:44,916 --> 00:49:48,466 Hmm, then I'll give them all to you, Max. 1016 00:49:48,753 --> 00:49:51,802 Thanks, dear. 1017 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:54,184 Yes, nice choice. 1018 00:49:54,467 --> 00:49:55,013 Ace. 1019 00:49:55,301 --> 00:49:56,723 What does that mean? 1020 00:49:57,011 --> 00:50:02,484 Oh, that means you can order anyone to do anything, 1021 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:07,648 and if they don't they have to take tequila shots. 1022 00:50:07,939 --> 00:50:11,034 Nice, well, that's easy. 1023 00:50:11,317 --> 00:50:12,068 Janice. 1024 00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:16,035 Kiss me or it's two shots to you. 1025 00:50:18,950 --> 00:50:21,294 Oh, she is not going to go there. 1026 00:50:21,577 --> 00:50:22,749 She is not going to go there. 1027 00:50:23,037 --> 00:50:23,913 I guess I have no choice because I 1028 00:50:24,205 --> 00:50:27,129 don't really like tequila. 1029 00:50:27,416 --> 00:50:28,588 Uh-huh. 1030 00:50:28,876 --> 00:50:30,423 Nope you don't, sweet cheeks. 1031 00:50:38,511 --> 00:50:40,191 Nice, I think you've done that before. 1032 00:50:40,304 --> 00:50:42,602 I plead the fifth. 1033 00:50:51,357 --> 00:50:53,155 You'll like Shawn, he's a food critic. 1034 00:50:53,442 --> 00:50:54,722 And Gary's a real estate broker. 1035 00:50:54,735 --> 00:50:56,737 And his boyfriend, Dave, is a bit of an ass. 1036 00:50:57,029 --> 00:50:57,830 But we tolerate him. 1037 00:50:57,947 --> 00:50:59,073 I can't tell you how much I appreciate 1038 00:50:59,365 --> 00:51:00,833 you inviting me along with you. 1039 00:51:01,117 --> 00:51:01,618 No worries. 1040 00:51:01,909 --> 00:51:02,535 There they are. 1041 00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:03,328 Wow. 1042 00:51:03,619 --> 00:51:06,042 Looks posh. 1043 00:51:06,330 --> 00:51:10,335 Did you expect anything less? 1044 00:51:10,626 --> 00:51:13,755 I don't think I fit in here. 1045 00:51:14,046 --> 00:51:17,641 Nonsense, you're with me. 1046 00:51:17,925 --> 00:51:19,393 Gentlemen. 1047 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,099 There he is. 1048 00:51:21,387 --> 00:51:22,809 For you, sir. 1049 00:51:23,097 --> 00:51:25,566 And for your lovely friend. 1050 00:51:25,850 --> 00:51:31,027 And now to Forrest, who finally got what he always wanted. 1051 00:51:31,314 --> 00:51:32,611 A husband. 1052 00:51:32,899 --> 00:51:35,368 You lucky dog. 1053 00:51:35,651 --> 00:51:36,572 Congratulations, buddy. 1054 00:51:36,652 --> 00:51:38,905 I am really excited for you and Max. 1055 00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:39,789 Thanks, Gary. 1056 00:51:40,072 --> 00:51:42,541 But more importantly than that, who pray-tell is this? 1057 00:51:42,825 --> 00:51:43,792 This is Brick. 1058 00:51:44,076 --> 00:51:45,116 He's a friend of a friend. 1059 00:51:45,369 --> 00:51:48,088 Brick, Gary, Shawn. 1060 00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:49,715 That didn't take long. 1061 00:51:49,999 --> 00:51:50,500 Enchanted. 1062 00:51:50,791 --> 00:51:53,340 Oh, there you are Dave, come meet Brick. 1063 00:51:53,628 --> 00:51:55,050 Glad to meet you. 1064 00:51:59,425 --> 00:52:03,100 All right, well I think it's time for a round of shots, 1065 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:05,435 and I have some waiting for us. 1066 00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:07,771 Shots is all you guys need. 1067 00:52:08,059 --> 00:52:09,060 Stripper? 1068 00:52:09,352 --> 00:52:10,774 Lord here we go with the shots. 1069 00:52:11,062 --> 00:52:12,655 What are we drinking this time, Gary? 1070 00:52:12,939 --> 00:52:13,940 Lemon drops, gentleman. 1071 00:52:14,232 --> 00:52:15,112 Ooh, excellent choice. 1072 00:52:15,233 --> 00:52:16,735 I used to love these. 1073 00:52:17,026 --> 00:52:18,778 How does that old joke go? 1074 00:52:19,070 --> 00:52:23,200 Twinkie boys love lemon drops and sucking lots of... 1075 00:52:23,491 --> 00:52:24,538 - To Forrest. - To Forrest 1076 00:52:24,825 --> 00:52:25,576 is how it goes. 1077 00:52:25,868 --> 00:52:27,370 Forest 1078 00:52:31,624 --> 00:52:33,046 I'm driving. 1079 00:52:33,334 --> 00:52:34,415 Always the responsible one. 1080 00:52:34,543 --> 00:52:35,044 Give yours to Brick. 1081 00:52:35,336 --> 00:52:37,338 Let's get the new guy drunk. 1082 00:52:37,630 --> 00:52:38,847 Are you sure? 1083 00:52:39,131 --> 00:52:40,348 D- Do you want it, Dave? 1084 00:52:40,633 --> 00:52:41,555 No, no. 1085 00:52:41,842 --> 00:52:42,468 You go ahead. 1086 00:52:45,388 --> 00:52:48,062 Yeah! 1087 00:52:48,349 --> 00:52:50,226 Down the hatch. 1088 00:52:50,518 --> 00:52:51,861 It begins. 1089 00:52:52,144 --> 00:52:53,361 OK, my turn. 1090 00:52:56,232 --> 00:52:58,109 King. 1091 00:52:58,401 --> 00:53:01,871 Tequila shot for me. 1092 00:53:04,573 --> 00:53:07,201 Bottom's up. 1093 00:53:07,493 --> 00:53:10,337 Oh, it hurts my throat. 1094 00:53:15,251 --> 00:53:16,298 Four. 1095 00:53:16,585 --> 00:53:20,010 I give four drinks to Sue. 1096 00:53:20,298 --> 00:53:20,844 Just four? 1097 00:53:21,132 --> 00:53:22,429 She drinks that before breakfast. 1098 00:53:22,717 --> 00:53:23,889 That's nothing. 1099 00:53:24,176 --> 00:53:24,847 Nice. 1100 00:53:25,136 --> 00:53:26,433 Good job. 1101 00:53:26,721 --> 00:53:27,392 Impressive. 1102 00:53:30,850 --> 00:53:32,523 Seven. 1103 00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:35,939 Aiden, drink all of it. 1104 00:53:36,230 --> 00:53:37,402 Jesus. 1105 00:53:37,690 --> 00:53:40,068 Drink it all. 1106 00:53:45,698 --> 00:53:46,915 I am having fun. 1107 00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:48,542 It's a great party. 1108 00:53:52,121 --> 00:53:55,250 After that I decided raving was not my cup of tea. 1109 00:53:55,541 --> 00:53:56,061 Let's do bet. 1110 00:53:56,334 --> 00:53:57,711 I bet you would make an absolutely 1111 00:53:58,002 --> 00:53:59,675 adorable little, raver kid. 1112 00:53:59,962 --> 00:54:00,508 Oh, no. 1113 00:54:00,796 --> 00:54:02,423 No one looks good in that much glitter. 1114 00:54:02,715 --> 00:54:03,807 Trust me, I've tried. 1115 00:54:04,091 --> 00:54:06,389 Glitter, glow sticks, drugs, and STDs. 1116 00:54:06,677 --> 00:54:09,396 What's not adorable about that. 1117 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:11,557 Speaking of glitter... 1118 00:54:11,849 --> 00:54:14,352 Don't you dare. 1119 00:54:14,643 --> 00:54:16,862 Forrest was a drag queens in college. 1120 00:54:17,146 --> 00:54:18,648 That's not exactly true. 1121 00:54:18,939 --> 00:54:22,489 I dressed in drag, once, for a fraternity event. 1122 00:54:22,777 --> 00:54:23,528 He looked awful. 1123 00:54:23,819 --> 00:54:25,696 I know you're thinking, this is a very reasonably attractive 1124 00:54:25,988 --> 00:54:26,868 man sitting before us. 1125 00:54:26,947 --> 00:54:29,120 But you put a wig on this man, he is the ugliest bitch 1126 00:54:29,408 --> 00:54:30,089 you've ever seen. 1127 00:54:30,201 --> 00:54:31,481 There's no need to be mean, Gary. 1128 00:54:31,619 --> 00:54:32,940 Even though it's pretty damn true. 1129 00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:35,043 Was this some kind of like business school hazing ritual? 1130 00:54:35,331 --> 00:54:36,332 Business, hell. 1131 00:54:36,624 --> 00:54:38,968 Forrest was a music major. 1132 00:54:39,251 --> 00:54:39,812 Really? 1133 00:54:40,044 --> 00:54:41,091 It's true. 1134 00:54:41,379 --> 00:54:42,676 I was studying to be a composer. 1135 00:54:42,963 --> 00:54:44,886 Working nights impersonating, 1136 00:54:45,174 --> 00:54:47,268 wait for it, Dolly Parton. 1137 00:54:51,138 --> 00:54:53,311 So, did you ever do any gender bending? 1138 00:54:53,599 --> 00:54:54,816 You know he did. 1139 00:54:55,101 --> 00:54:57,570 No, I avoided all that. 1140 00:54:57,853 --> 00:54:59,605 I'm surprised. 1141 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:03,322 As femmie as you are, you could have pulled it off. 1142 00:55:03,609 --> 00:55:05,703 I think I would have been beautiful. 1143 00:55:05,986 --> 00:55:06,586 Cheers to that. 1144 00:55:06,862 --> 00:55:07,502 Indeed. 1145 00:55:07,738 --> 00:55:09,581 Aw, I'm almost empty. 1146 00:55:09,865 --> 00:55:11,037 Watch yourself. 1147 00:55:11,325 --> 00:55:11,826 Mm. 1148 00:55:12,118 --> 00:55:13,495 How about another round of shots? 1149 00:55:13,786 --> 00:55:15,504 Sounds like my kind of guy. 1150 00:55:15,788 --> 00:55:16,584 What's your poison? 1151 00:55:16,872 --> 00:55:20,342 Um, how about some cinnamon schnapps? 1152 00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:22,344 Definitely. 1153 00:55:22,628 --> 00:55:23,925 Perfect. 1154 00:55:24,213 --> 00:55:25,089 I'll get them. 1155 00:55:25,381 --> 00:55:26,928 Thanks, Dave. 1156 00:55:27,216 --> 00:55:28,092 Thank you. 1157 00:55:28,384 --> 00:55:30,512 Don't mind him. 1158 00:55:30,803 --> 00:55:35,434 So, uh, Brick, what do you do for a living? 1159 00:55:35,724 --> 00:55:37,192 I'm a teacher. 1160 00:55:37,476 --> 00:55:38,068 Algebra. 1161 00:55:38,352 --> 00:55:39,023 Nice. 1162 00:55:39,311 --> 00:55:39,812 Smart too. 1163 00:55:40,104 --> 00:55:43,984 Why Forrest has great taste in friends. 1164 00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:46,277 Slow down Casanova. 1165 00:55:46,569 --> 00:55:48,492 He's got a boyfriend. 1166 00:55:48,779 --> 00:55:50,326 Have a sip, cool off. 1167 00:55:50,614 --> 00:55:52,241 I'm not too surprised, I suppose. 1168 00:55:52,533 --> 00:55:55,207 Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying though, right? 1169 00:55:55,494 --> 00:55:56,495 Fair enough. 1170 00:55:56,787 --> 00:55:57,288 Oops. 1171 00:55:58,747 --> 00:56:01,500 Go get some paper towels, or something. 1172 00:56:01,792 --> 00:56:03,009 Oh, don't worry about it. 1173 00:56:03,294 --> 00:56:04,655 He's got to get started eventually. 1174 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:06,388 What are you talking about? 1175 00:56:06,672 --> 00:56:08,674 He's the stripper, right? 1176 00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:10,434 He's Max's friend, you asshole. 1177 00:56:10,718 --> 00:56:14,598 Ohhh, I... I thought only a stripper 1178 00:56:14,889 --> 00:56:16,937 would wear those clothes. 1179 00:56:17,224 --> 00:56:19,443 Did your whore mommy buy you those close 1180 00:56:19,727 --> 00:56:20,687 for your street walking? 1181 00:56:20,811 --> 00:56:24,782 Oh, here I'll pay for them. 1182 00:56:25,065 --> 00:56:25,736 Brick. 1183 00:56:28,819 --> 00:56:29,991 Oh, Ace. 1184 00:56:30,279 --> 00:56:34,204 I believe that means I can give anything to anyone. 1185 00:56:34,492 --> 00:56:35,914 You got it. 1186 00:56:36,202 --> 00:56:38,921 And, uh, I'm ready for round two if you'd like. 1187 00:56:39,205 --> 00:56:43,506 Uh, I have a better idea, for now. 1188 00:56:43,792 --> 00:56:46,090 Aidan, kiss the man of honor. 1189 00:56:53,969 --> 00:56:57,644 I gotta pee. 1190 00:56:57,932 --> 00:57:02,028 Oh, OK, my turn. 1191 00:57:02,311 --> 00:57:03,233 Excuse me, guys. 1192 00:57:06,065 --> 00:57:06,691 Joker. 1193 00:57:06,982 --> 00:57:08,734 Ah you strip. 1194 00:57:12,071 --> 00:57:18,670 And now that we've gotten rid of him, time for some real fun. 1195 00:57:18,953 --> 00:57:20,546 Whoa, whoa. 1196 00:57:20,829 --> 00:57:22,001 Get off me, Shawn. 1197 00:57:22,289 --> 00:57:22,889 I'm fine. 1198 00:57:23,165 --> 00:57:23,666 I'm fine. 1199 00:57:23,958 --> 00:57:26,427 I'm going to find Brick. 1200 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,007 Real mature! 1201 00:57:28,295 --> 00:57:30,593 Shut up asshole, or I'll punch you in the face too. 1202 00:57:30,881 --> 00:57:32,178 Now sit down. 1203 00:57:34,718 --> 00:57:35,639 What the hell was that? 1204 00:57:35,803 --> 00:57:36,304 Nothing. 1205 00:57:36,595 --> 00:57:37,916 I just didn't think getting a kiss 1206 00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:40,603 from your ex seemed appropriate two days before your wedding. 1207 00:57:40,891 --> 00:57:41,767 Really? 1208 00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,811 You've been acting weird all night. 1209 00:57:44,103 --> 00:57:45,980 What's up with you? 1210 00:57:46,272 --> 00:57:51,073 It's just, nothing. 1211 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:52,532 Don't give me that. 1212 00:57:52,820 --> 00:57:55,414 You owe me an explanation. 1213 00:57:55,698 --> 00:57:58,417 What's going on? 1214 00:57:58,701 --> 00:58:00,419 Oh God, Max. 1215 00:58:00,703 --> 00:58:02,080 Tell me. 1216 00:58:02,371 --> 00:58:03,042 Please. 1217 00:58:16,010 --> 00:58:18,263 Is everything all right? 1218 00:58:18,554 --> 00:58:19,350 Excuse me. 1219 00:58:41,076 --> 00:58:41,793 Hey. 1220 00:58:49,835 --> 00:58:51,087 I'm so sorry. 1221 00:58:51,378 --> 00:58:52,004 For what? 1222 00:58:55,090 --> 00:58:56,558 I shouldn't have come. 1223 00:58:56,842 --> 00:58:58,890 No, I'm sorry. 1224 00:58:59,178 --> 00:59:01,897 I should've known Dave would pull something like that. 1225 00:59:02,181 --> 00:59:06,061 It isn't your fault. People always 1226 00:59:06,352 --> 00:59:08,229 seem to react to me that way. 1227 00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:11,114 It's ridiculous. 1228 00:59:11,398 --> 00:59:16,154 My dad always used to say I was positively charged. 1229 00:59:16,445 --> 00:59:19,790 Negative people come at me. 1230 00:59:20,074 --> 00:59:20,575 Wow. 1231 00:59:20,866 --> 00:59:22,459 That's geeky. 1232 00:59:22,743 --> 00:59:25,087 He was a physicist. 1233 00:59:25,371 --> 00:59:27,123 Theoretical. 1234 00:59:27,414 --> 00:59:29,212 I'm sure your dad's a smart guy and all, 1235 00:59:29,500 --> 00:59:32,674 but life isn't always as simple as physics. 1236 00:59:32,961 --> 00:59:36,386 He used to tell me the same thing. 1237 00:59:40,844 --> 00:59:43,768 I'm so sorry about your party. 1238 00:59:44,056 --> 00:59:46,479 I probably shouldn't have left that way. 1239 00:59:46,767 --> 00:59:48,644 No, it's actually good you did. 1240 00:59:48,936 --> 00:59:52,736 You gave me an excuse to hit Dave. 1241 00:59:53,023 --> 00:59:54,275 You hit him? 1242 00:59:54,566 --> 00:59:56,864 For me? 1243 00:59:57,152 --> 01:00:00,281 Yeah, I guess I did. 1244 01:00:00,572 --> 01:00:02,745 I have to admit I wanted to do it before. 1245 01:00:06,286 --> 01:00:10,007 You're really something Forrest. 1246 01:00:10,290 --> 01:00:11,963 Come here. 1247 01:00:12,251 --> 01:00:14,549 It's going to be okay. 1248 01:00:27,433 --> 01:00:31,483 How about we get you home? 1249 01:00:31,770 --> 01:00:33,443 Sure. 1250 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:34,948 I'm sticky. 1251 01:00:35,232 --> 01:00:37,075 Come on, let's go. 1252 01:01:13,145 --> 01:01:17,241 So did you have a good night flirting with Forrest? 1253 01:01:17,524 --> 01:01:19,743 Ow. 1254 01:01:20,027 --> 01:01:21,825 Did you say ow? 1255 01:01:22,112 --> 01:01:23,364 Good morning to you too. 1256 01:01:23,655 --> 01:01:25,453 Is he into S&M or something? 1257 01:01:25,741 --> 01:01:29,211 I had a bad night. 1258 01:01:29,495 --> 01:01:30,462 Bad night? 1259 01:01:30,746 --> 01:01:32,293 Care to elaborate? 1260 01:01:35,083 --> 01:01:38,303 Well, one of Forrest's friends threw a tray of schnapps at me, 1261 01:01:38,587 --> 01:01:39,708 and then called me a hooker. 1262 01:01:42,674 --> 01:01:43,425 I'm sorry. 1263 01:01:47,638 --> 01:01:50,187 Forrest punched him after I left. 1264 01:01:50,474 --> 01:01:51,851 Did I hear you right? 1265 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:57,774 He's an honest to God real life knight in shining armor. 1266 01:01:58,065 --> 01:01:59,386 Yeah, well don't get too attached, 1267 01:01:59,650 --> 01:02:00,850 he's getting married tomorrow. 1268 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,324 I think I'm in love with him. 1269 01:02:06,615 --> 01:02:10,586 He's everything I've ever wanted in a boyfriend. 1270 01:02:10,869 --> 01:02:11,995 Look, take my advice. 1271 01:02:12,287 --> 01:02:14,631 Just let it go. 1272 01:02:14,915 --> 01:02:16,713 Max and Forrest are getting married, 1273 01:02:17,000 --> 01:02:19,298 and there's nothing anyone can do about it. 1274 01:02:19,586 --> 01:02:21,213 That's crap advice and you know it. 1275 01:02:21,505 --> 01:02:24,679 I've seen the way you and Max look at each other. 1276 01:02:24,967 --> 01:02:26,765 Max never looks at Forrest that way. 1277 01:02:27,052 --> 01:02:28,850 I'm going to take a shower. 1278 01:02:32,099 --> 01:02:33,066 Oh, no you didn't. 1279 01:02:39,523 --> 01:02:40,866 Will you stop that? 1280 01:02:41,149 --> 01:02:42,901 I'm trying to take a shower. 1281 01:02:43,193 --> 01:02:45,241 I'll stop when you tell Max how you feel. 1282 01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:46,280 I can't. 1283 01:02:46,572 --> 01:02:47,915 I missed my chance. 1284 01:02:50,826 --> 01:02:53,625 No, seriously I can't. 1285 01:02:53,912 --> 01:02:55,255 You don't have the choice. 1286 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:56,540 Yeah I do. 1287 01:02:56,832 --> 01:02:58,193 Sure I still have feelings for him, 1288 01:02:58,417 --> 01:03:02,047 but I can't do anything about it. 1289 01:03:02,337 --> 01:03:03,759 End of conversation. 1290 01:03:04,047 --> 01:03:06,015 Oh, hold the phone. 1291 01:03:06,300 --> 01:03:08,302 Why can't you just be honest? 1292 01:03:08,594 --> 01:03:10,096 Forrest is mine. 1293 01:03:10,387 --> 01:03:15,063 All you have to do is tell Max how you feel. 1294 01:03:15,350 --> 01:03:16,897 Deal? 1295 01:03:17,185 --> 01:03:20,155 And if you don't I'll just tell everybody 1296 01:03:20,439 --> 01:03:22,567 I'm not your boyfriend. 1297 01:03:22,858 --> 01:03:23,905 You wouldn't. 1298 01:03:24,192 --> 01:03:26,661 God hath no fury like a queen scorned. 1299 01:03:26,945 --> 01:03:29,539 Don't try me. 1300 01:03:29,823 --> 01:03:31,996 Deal? 1301 01:03:32,284 --> 01:03:32,876 Fine. 1302 01:03:33,160 --> 01:03:33,786 Deal. 1303 01:03:36,705 --> 01:03:37,831 Do your dirty. 1304 01:03:44,838 --> 01:03:45,930 Morning. 1305 01:03:46,214 --> 01:03:46,840 Morning, Brick. 1306 01:03:50,928 --> 01:03:51,850 Where's Forrest? 1307 01:03:52,137 --> 01:03:54,310 Oh, he went to go pick up his fraternity brother 1308 01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:56,521 at the airport. 1309 01:03:56,808 --> 01:03:59,607 So how was Forrest's party? 1310 01:03:59,895 --> 01:04:01,238 He told you? 1311 01:04:01,521 --> 01:04:04,274 Yeah, I'm sorry about Dave. 1312 01:04:04,566 --> 01:04:06,068 He's a click. 1313 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:08,783 Come to think of it, that's probably all Gary was after. 1314 01:04:12,074 --> 01:04:13,496 So what's your plan for the day? 1315 01:04:13,784 --> 01:04:16,412 Well, you know I've have done everything I can do. 1316 01:04:16,703 --> 01:04:19,001 It's just kind of playing the waiting game, you know? 1317 01:04:19,289 --> 01:04:20,085 What about you? 1318 01:04:20,374 --> 01:04:24,345 Oh, me and Janice are going to go shopping. 1319 01:04:24,628 --> 01:04:25,675 How was your party'? 1320 01:04:28,298 --> 01:04:29,720 It was all right. 1321 01:04:30,008 --> 01:04:30,509 Aiden got... 1322 01:04:30,801 --> 01:04:33,304 Aiden, what? 1323 01:04:33,595 --> 01:04:34,721 I was just going to tell your boyfriend 1324 01:04:35,013 --> 01:04:36,981 that you had way too much to drink, 1325 01:04:37,265 --> 01:04:39,643 and got all surly last night. 1326 01:04:39,935 --> 01:04:41,187 Yes, I did. 1327 01:04:41,478 --> 01:04:43,480 Sorry about that, Max. 1328 01:04:43,772 --> 01:04:44,568 It's all right. 1329 01:04:44,856 --> 01:04:48,281 Just don't let it happen again. 1330 01:04:48,568 --> 01:04:49,694 Aiden told me all about it. 1331 01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,204 He said he need to ask you... 1332 01:04:51,488 --> 01:04:54,116 Ask you where the rehearsal dinner is tonight. 1333 01:04:54,408 --> 01:04:55,751 Oh, it's at Hector's. 1334 01:04:56,034 --> 01:04:57,126 They have amazing steaks. 1335 01:04:57,411 --> 01:04:59,004 It's really good. 1336 01:04:59,287 --> 01:04:59,913 Neat. 1337 01:05:05,836 --> 01:05:09,340 So, how was your flight? 1338 01:05:09,631 --> 01:05:10,928 It was fine. 1339 01:05:13,927 --> 01:05:15,895 A/C? 1340 01:05:16,179 --> 01:05:16,680 What? 1341 01:05:16,972 --> 01:05:17,689 Need some air? 1342 01:05:17,973 --> 01:05:19,691 No man, I'm cool. 1343 01:05:25,439 --> 01:05:27,112 Sorry about that, uh, that conversation 1344 01:05:27,399 --> 01:05:28,776 we had the other night. 1345 01:05:29,067 --> 01:05:30,034 Man, no worries. 1346 01:05:30,318 --> 01:05:31,240 It's in the past. 1347 01:05:31,528 --> 01:05:32,996 No man, I really am sorry. 1348 01:05:33,280 --> 01:05:35,408 It's just I'm a little freaked out about all this. 1349 01:05:35,699 --> 01:05:37,872 It makes me uh, it makes me uncomfortable. 1350 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:39,082 It's OK, Jack. 1351 01:05:49,921 --> 01:05:50,513 New? 1352 01:05:50,797 --> 01:05:51,548 Yeah. 1353 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,093 Like new hip, like a hip replacement surgery? 1354 01:05:54,384 --> 01:05:55,761 Like that's where you indicate that your new? 1355 01:05:56,053 --> 01:05:57,930 We don't want these for you. 1356 01:05:58,221 --> 01:05:59,939 No. 1357 01:06:00,223 --> 01:06:01,475 What's this? 1358 01:06:02,601 --> 01:06:03,773 I must have them, oh my gosh. 1359 01:06:04,061 --> 01:06:04,653 What are the snaps for? 1360 01:06:04,936 --> 01:06:05,482 What's this? 1361 01:06:05,771 --> 01:06:08,194 It's like, in case you want to have a quickie. 1362 01:06:08,482 --> 01:06:11,907 While you're ice skating? 1363 01:06:12,194 --> 01:06:13,616 Tell me about this Forrest guy. 1364 01:06:13,904 --> 01:06:15,406 Oh, it's not lust. 1365 01:06:15,697 --> 01:06:16,198 Uh-huh. 1366 01:06:16,490 --> 01:06:20,620 It, it well it's not all lust. 1367 01:06:20,911 --> 01:06:21,712 He's totally dreamy. 1368 01:06:21,953 --> 01:06:22,670 Aww. 1369 01:06:22,954 --> 01:06:25,252 You know what's ironic? 1370 01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:26,587 What, the shirt? 1371 01:06:26,875 --> 01:06:27,467 No. 1372 01:06:27,751 --> 01:06:29,719 I have never heard Max say anything 1373 01:06:30,003 --> 01:06:30,970 like that about Forrest. 1374 01:06:31,254 --> 01:06:31,880 See? 1375 01:06:34,549 --> 01:06:35,789 What does he say about Forrest? 1376 01:06:36,009 --> 01:06:37,261 Oh, you know the usual. 1377 01:06:37,552 --> 01:06:39,833 He's smart, he's successful, he's funny, blah, blah, blah. 1378 01:06:40,097 --> 01:06:40,598 Well, duh. 1379 01:06:40,889 --> 01:06:42,769 But that just makes him sound like an accessory. 1380 01:06:43,016 --> 01:06:43,983 Speak of the devil. 1381 01:06:44,267 --> 01:06:45,188 Preaching to the choir. 1382 01:06:45,393 --> 01:06:45,894 Amen. 1383 01:06:46,186 --> 01:06:47,733 Hm-hmm. 1384 01:06:48,021 --> 01:06:49,342 So what are we going to do? 1385 01:06:49,481 --> 01:06:50,001 I don't know. 1386 01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:54,244 But you got 24 hours to figure that out. 1387 01:06:54,528 --> 01:06:56,246 Uh, no. 1388 01:06:56,530 --> 01:06:57,530 Come on, help me, please. 1389 01:06:57,531 --> 01:06:58,077 OK. 1390 01:06:58,365 --> 01:06:58,866 All right. 1391 01:06:59,157 --> 01:07:03,754 I have a plan, but it is evil, and Aidan will hate me. 1392 01:07:04,037 --> 01:07:05,380 I'm in. 1393 01:07:05,664 --> 01:07:08,024 OK, I'm going to provoke Max, but in order for this to work, 1394 01:07:08,208 --> 01:07:10,711 you cannot know the details. 1395 01:07:11,002 --> 01:07:11,844 OK. 1396 01:07:12,129 --> 01:07:13,381 I'll do anything as long as I get Forrest. 1397 01:07:13,672 --> 01:07:15,595 Consider it done. 1398 01:07:15,882 --> 01:07:17,402 You two look like you're up to no good. 1399 01:07:17,676 --> 01:07:20,930 Mm-hmm, don't you know it. 1400 01:07:21,221 --> 01:07:24,896 Oh come on, I want a tiara for the wedding. 1401 01:08:12,856 --> 01:08:13,573 Aiden? 1402 01:08:16,318 --> 01:08:17,945 Aiden. 1403 01:08:18,236 --> 01:08:19,863 Sorry. 1404 01:08:20,155 --> 01:08:23,284 He's a little scattered brained sometimes. 1405 01:08:23,575 --> 01:08:25,953 Apparently. 1406 01:08:26,244 --> 01:08:27,621 You to make a lovely couple. 1407 01:08:27,913 --> 01:08:29,586 I'd certainly like to think so. 1408 01:08:35,545 --> 01:08:38,845 Well, not as lovely, of course, as L-Brick and Aiden 1409 01:08:39,132 --> 01:08:40,509 here. 1410 01:08:40,800 --> 01:08:43,178 You know when I first met this one, 1411 01:08:43,470 --> 01:08:46,019 he was dancing shirtless at club Gay-topia. 1412 01:08:46,306 --> 01:08:48,308 And he had to beat him off with a stick. 1413 01:08:48,600 --> 01:08:49,442 I'm telling you. 1414 01:08:49,726 --> 01:08:50,568 He just... 1415 01:08:50,852 --> 01:08:52,650 It wasn't me. 1416 01:08:52,938 --> 01:08:53,689 I promise. 1417 01:08:53,980 --> 01:08:54,731 His stick. 1418 01:08:57,651 --> 01:08:58,243 You get it? 1419 01:08:58,526 --> 01:09:01,029 Excuse me a minute, guys. 1420 01:09:01,321 --> 01:09:02,914 I'll be right back. 1421 01:09:03,198 --> 01:09:04,290 Hm. 1422 01:09:04,574 --> 01:09:05,495 I thought it was funny. 1423 01:09:08,662 --> 01:09:11,791 I thought you quit. 1424 01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:13,049 I did. 1425 01:09:13,333 --> 01:09:15,882 I started back when we broke up. 1426 01:09:16,169 --> 01:09:18,888 It's a horrible habit. 1427 01:09:19,172 --> 01:09:20,799 Sorry. 1428 01:09:21,091 --> 01:09:23,594 This is the second time you've left me. 1429 01:09:23,885 --> 01:09:26,434 I just needed some air. 1430 01:09:26,721 --> 01:09:28,439 If you needed air you wouldn't smoke. 1431 01:09:28,723 --> 01:09:31,067 You'd pass out from lack of oxygen. 1432 01:09:31,351 --> 01:09:33,479 Go bother somebody else. 1433 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:34,650 I'm not here to fight. 1434 01:09:34,896 --> 01:09:36,819 I'm just here to make sure you're OK. 1435 01:09:37,107 --> 01:09:37,608 I'm fine. 1436 01:09:37,899 --> 01:09:40,072 Yeah, and the Pope is Jewish. 1437 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:45,207 He does wear a yamaka sometimes. 1438 01:09:45,490 --> 01:09:48,084 What's going on? 1439 01:09:48,368 --> 01:09:49,128 Why does it matter? 1440 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,912 It matters to me. 1441 01:09:51,204 --> 01:09:54,834 I really don't think you'd want to know. 1442 01:09:55,125 --> 01:09:55,796 Tell me. 1443 01:09:56,084 --> 01:09:56,755 Max. 1444 01:09:57,043 --> 01:09:58,215 Please. 1445 01:09:58,503 --> 01:10:00,301 I want to know. 1446 01:10:09,639 --> 01:10:11,937 I still love you. 1447 01:10:12,225 --> 01:10:13,665 I just wish we can still be together, 1448 01:10:13,768 --> 01:10:16,692 and I know I'm being a jerk, and I know you're with Forrest now. 1449 01:10:16,980 --> 01:10:21,360 And I know there's nothing I can do about it. 1450 01:10:21,651 --> 01:10:22,197 I'm sorry. 1451 01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:23,236 How dare you. 1452 01:10:23,528 --> 01:10:25,997 How could you do this? 1453 01:10:26,281 --> 01:10:30,036 Why couldn't you just come here and be happy for me? 1454 01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:34,252 All I wanted was things between us to be OK. 1455 01:10:34,539 --> 01:10:36,883 We used to be best friends, for God's sakes. 1456 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:41,547 I told you you wouldn't want to know. 1457 01:10:41,838 --> 01:10:44,432 I'm getting married tomorrow, you asshole. 1458 01:10:44,716 --> 01:10:46,593 You're right, you are. 1459 01:10:46,885 --> 01:10:49,013 Is this some sort of mean joke? 1460 01:10:49,304 --> 01:10:50,396 No. 1461 01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:51,560 Where are the cameras? 1462 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:52,978 Am I on TV? 1463 01:10:53,266 --> 01:10:54,426 World's most awkward moments? 1464 01:10:57,604 --> 01:11:00,778 It's been two years. 1465 01:11:01,066 --> 01:11:03,364 Why now? 1466 01:11:03,651 --> 01:11:05,812 You break up with me, and then you want to get together 1467 01:11:06,071 --> 01:11:09,701 the night before my wedding? 1468 01:11:09,991 --> 01:11:12,289 Actually, it was you that broke up with me. 1469 01:11:12,577 --> 01:11:13,544 Remember? 1470 01:11:13,828 --> 01:11:16,422 Oh I remember. 1471 01:11:16,706 --> 01:11:19,380 I remember just fine. 1472 01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:21,010 I remember you didn't even give me a chance. 1473 01:11:21,294 --> 01:11:22,887 What was I supposed to do? 1474 01:11:23,171 --> 01:11:24,718 You took a job somewhere else. 1475 01:11:25,006 --> 01:11:28,385 Was I supposed to just pack up everything and follow you? 1476 01:11:28,676 --> 01:11:30,644 It's not that simple. 1477 01:11:30,929 --> 01:11:32,129 You weren't even happy for me. 1478 01:11:32,222 --> 01:11:33,064 That is not fair. 1479 01:11:33,348 --> 01:11:36,648 I was proud of you, but it meant we couldn't be together. 1480 01:11:36,935 --> 01:11:37,777 Why? 1481 01:11:38,061 --> 01:11:39,654 Why couldn't we? 1482 01:11:39,938 --> 01:11:41,299 I made my reputation with the firm. 1483 01:11:41,481 --> 01:11:43,700 Save it! 1484 01:11:43,983 --> 01:11:45,826 I've heard all of this before. 1485 01:11:46,111 --> 01:11:46,953 Me too. 1486 01:11:47,237 --> 01:11:49,990 I'll save you the re-hash. 1487 01:11:50,281 --> 01:11:51,749 You wanted some long distance thing, 1488 01:11:52,033 --> 01:11:54,081 and we both knew that wasn't going to work out. 1489 01:11:54,369 --> 01:11:56,337 And we would have been miserable. 1490 01:11:56,621 --> 01:11:57,543 You missed the point. 1491 01:11:57,831 --> 01:11:59,754 Well, enlighten me then. 1492 01:12:00,041 --> 01:12:04,217 The point is you wanted me to give up my career for you, 1493 01:12:04,504 --> 01:12:08,179 yet you wouldn't even consider doing the same for me. 1494 01:12:08,466 --> 01:12:11,845 I thought it was what you wanted. 1495 01:12:12,137 --> 01:12:13,263 It was. 1496 01:12:13,555 --> 01:12:17,526 It was the best decision I ever made. 1497 01:12:17,809 --> 01:12:19,982 Besides, we fought constantly. 1498 01:12:20,270 --> 01:12:21,613 We also made up constantly. 1499 01:12:21,896 --> 01:12:23,489 I just wanted to be normal. 1500 01:12:23,773 --> 01:12:25,773 Don't you understand, that is like a normal couple. 1501 01:12:25,859 --> 01:12:26,459 We had passion. 1502 01:12:26,734 --> 01:12:29,829 We didn't have any goals, any dreams together. 1503 01:12:30,113 --> 01:12:32,582 We couldn't even commit to a pet, let alone anything else. 1504 01:12:32,866 --> 01:12:34,546 Wait, so because I didn't want to get a dog 1505 01:12:34,826 --> 01:12:36,466 means that I didn't want to commit to you? 1506 01:12:36,494 --> 01:12:37,916 You're putting words into my mouth. 1507 01:12:38,204 --> 01:12:38,705 It's unfair. 1508 01:12:38,997 --> 01:12:40,358 Not nearly as unfair as you blaming 1509 01:12:40,457 --> 01:12:41,709 me for your choosing to leave. 1510 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:43,172 You know what? 1511 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:44,928 You win. 1512 01:12:45,211 --> 01:12:47,339 Whatever you say. 1513 01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:50,258 You're right, I'm wrong. 1514 01:12:50,550 --> 01:12:52,052 Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going 1515 01:12:52,343 --> 01:12:54,687 to go back into my dinner. 1516 01:12:54,971 --> 01:12:58,271 And I suggest you do the same, and sit with your boyfriend. 1517 01:12:58,558 --> 01:13:00,526 Because if you storm off like this again, 1518 01:13:00,810 --> 01:13:03,154 like you did last night, you're not going 1519 01:13:03,438 --> 01:13:06,282 to be welcome at my wedding. 1520 01:13:28,296 --> 01:13:31,596 That's that. 1521 01:13:31,883 --> 01:13:33,726 Son of a bitch. 1522 01:13:38,306 --> 01:13:39,146 Welcome back. 1523 01:13:39,182 --> 01:13:40,308 Thank you. 1524 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,692 Feeling better? 1525 01:13:41,976 --> 01:13:42,818 Much. 1526 01:13:43,102 --> 01:13:44,524 Good. 1527 01:13:44,812 --> 01:13:47,315 Have some more wine. 1528 01:13:47,607 --> 01:13:49,609 Thanks. 1529 01:13:49,901 --> 01:13:53,371 Soooo, Jack. 1530 01:13:53,655 --> 01:13:54,577 What is it you do? 1531 01:13:54,864 --> 01:13:55,490 I'm in the Coast Guard. 1532 01:13:55,782 --> 01:13:57,659 You are in the Coast Guard. 1533 01:13:57,951 --> 01:13:58,952 He is in the Coast Guard. 1534 01:13:59,244 --> 01:14:00,370 Where are you stationed? 1535 01:14:00,662 --> 01:14:01,302 Galveston. 1536 01:14:01,454 --> 01:14:02,046 You ever been? 1537 01:14:02,330 --> 01:14:03,331 I have. 1538 01:14:03,623 --> 01:14:05,824 We used to vacation there all the time when I was a kid. 1539 01:14:06,042 --> 01:14:07,442 And Max and I were planning 1540 01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,046 on visiting Jack and spending a few days next summer. 1541 01:14:09,337 --> 01:14:11,180 Aren't we, Max. 1542 01:14:11,464 --> 01:14:12,340 Yeah. 1543 01:14:12,632 --> 01:14:16,262 I'm thinking about going to San Diego next summer. 1544 01:14:16,553 --> 01:14:17,725 With Brick, of course. 1545 01:14:20,682 --> 01:14:22,605 No one told me. 1546 01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:25,020 It's all right, sometimes boyfriends don't 1547 01:14:25,311 --> 01:14:26,392 tell each other everything. 1548 01:14:32,068 --> 01:14:34,696 So, the Coast Guard. 1549 01:14:34,988 --> 01:14:38,618 Um, would you say you're an especially strong swimmer? 1550 01:14:38,908 --> 01:14:40,308 I'm a very, very good swimmer. 1551 01:14:40,451 --> 01:14:42,044 He's a very, very good swimmer. 1552 01:14:57,468 --> 01:14:59,061 Morning, Max. 1553 01:14:59,345 --> 01:15:00,813 You ready for the big day? 1554 01:15:01,097 --> 01:15:02,394 Morning. 1555 01:15:02,682 --> 01:15:04,275 Yeah. 1556 01:15:04,559 --> 01:15:06,436 How's my darling boy this morning. 1557 01:15:06,728 --> 01:15:07,570 Tired. 1558 01:15:07,854 --> 01:15:09,982 It's all right, I didn't sleep that well either. 1559 01:15:10,273 --> 01:15:11,953 Would you like me to get you some coffee... 1560 01:15:11,983 --> 01:15:12,529 Don't bother. 1561 01:15:12,817 --> 01:15:14,865 I can get it myself. 1562 01:15:15,153 --> 01:15:16,325 I'm not helpless. 1563 01:15:16,613 --> 01:15:18,786 Dear, Aiden could use a refill since you're up. 1564 01:15:19,073 --> 01:15:21,326 Aiden couldn't get it himself. 1565 01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:22,460 No, that's OK. 1566 01:15:22,744 --> 01:15:24,542 I've had quite enough already. 1567 01:15:24,829 --> 01:15:26,469 So is everything ready for this afternoon? 1568 01:15:26,706 --> 01:15:28,586 Yeah, the florist arrives at 4 o'clock, 1569 01:15:28,750 --> 01:15:29,672 along with the tables and chairs, 1570 01:15:29,959 --> 01:15:32,963 caterer gets here at 5:00 to set up for the reception at 6:00. 1571 01:15:33,254 --> 01:15:33,755 Wow. 1572 01:15:34,047 --> 01:15:36,516 Sounds like you have everything set up perfectly. 1573 01:15:36,799 --> 01:15:38,039 I'm glad someone appreciates it. 1574 01:15:39,052 --> 01:15:40,269 I'll get it. 1575 01:15:46,017 --> 01:15:47,485 - Hello? - Hello and howdydo. 1576 01:15:47,769 --> 01:15:48,690 Is Lance there, please. 1577 01:15:50,563 --> 01:15:52,065 I'm sorry, who? 1578 01:15:52,357 --> 01:15:52,949 Lance. 1579 01:15:53,232 --> 01:15:54,984 Lance, is he there please? 1580 01:15:55,276 --> 01:15:57,620 Uh, you have the wrong number. 1581 01:15:57,904 --> 01:15:59,906 Ohhh, I am so sorry. 1582 01:16:00,198 --> 01:16:01,825 I am so sorry. 1583 01:16:02,116 --> 01:16:03,584 You have a wonderful day, OK. 1584 01:16:03,868 --> 01:16:04,619 Bye now. 1585 01:16:04,911 --> 01:16:05,707 No problem. 1586 01:16:17,173 --> 01:16:18,345 Hello? 1587 01:16:18,633 --> 01:16:19,429 Hello there. 1588 01:16:19,717 --> 01:16:22,436 Is Lance present, please? 1589 01:16:22,720 --> 01:16:25,064 Wrong number, again. 1590 01:16:25,348 --> 01:16:29,854 Did I dial 555-5768? 1591 01:16:30,144 --> 01:16:32,192 Yes, but there's no Lance here. 1592 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,232 Are you sure? 1593 01:16:34,524 --> 01:16:37,198 He's the one running around with the, um, you know, 1594 01:16:37,485 --> 01:16:39,579 he's the femmie one? 1595 01:16:39,862 --> 01:16:40,533 Yes, I'm sure. 1596 01:16:40,822 --> 01:16:41,342 Wrong number. 1597 01:16:41,614 --> 01:16:42,285 No Lance. 1598 01:16:42,573 --> 01:16:43,574 Are you sure? 1599 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:46,289 Because my friend, Janice, told just 1600 01:16:46,577 --> 01:16:47,999 told me to call him here at this number right here. 1601 01:16:48,287 --> 01:16:51,131 Yes, I'm sure it's the wrong number. 1602 01:16:51,416 --> 01:16:52,793 OK, then. 1603 01:16:53,084 --> 01:16:57,464 You have a really fine day, and a most wonderful wedding. 1604 01:16:57,755 --> 01:16:59,052 OK, bye now. 1605 01:16:59,340 --> 01:17:00,136 OK, you too. 1606 01:17:06,806 --> 01:17:07,846 Who was it, dear? 1607 01:17:08,057 --> 01:17:11,186 Oh, just the wrong number, twice. 1608 01:17:11,477 --> 01:17:13,605 Ah, well, I'm going to get dressed. 1609 01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:14,416 Take my seat. 1610 01:17:14,689 --> 01:17:15,315 Thanks, dear. 1611 01:17:21,487 --> 01:17:25,617 So how does the weather look today for the ceremony? 1612 01:17:25,908 --> 01:17:27,455 Looks like it's going to be nice today. 1613 01:17:27,744 --> 01:17:29,542 Good. 1614 01:17:29,829 --> 01:17:32,252 Hey, Lance, could you pass me a biscuit'? 1615 01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:33,587 Sure, no problem. 1616 01:17:36,335 --> 01:17:37,757 Uh, Lance is my middle name. 1617 01:17:38,045 --> 01:17:39,388 I went by that in college... 1618 01:17:39,672 --> 01:17:40,924 Don't event start with me. 1619 01:17:41,215 --> 01:17:41,815 No really, I... 1620 01:17:42,008 --> 01:17:43,806 Who the hell are you, Lance! 1621 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,595 Some sort of escort? 1622 01:17:45,887 --> 01:17:46,854 A call boy? 1623 01:17:47,138 --> 01:17:49,982 Did he hire you to pose as his boyfriend? 1624 01:17:50,266 --> 01:17:54,521 No, I... Aiden just didn't want to come alone, that's all. 1625 01:17:54,812 --> 01:17:56,780 Oh, so you make a habit of going 1626 01:17:57,064 --> 01:17:58,691 on vacations with strange man. 1627 01:17:58,983 --> 01:18:01,023 Leave him alone, you're upset with me, not with him. 1628 01:18:01,152 --> 01:18:02,904 Oh, sure he just so happens to look 1629 01:18:03,196 --> 01:18:06,621 like the perfect little poster boy for some twink website? 1630 01:18:06,908 --> 01:18:10,629 Aiden, how c... I take that back. 1631 01:18:10,912 --> 01:18:13,256 I know exactly how you could do something like this. 1632 01:18:13,539 --> 01:18:14,131 I only did it because... 1633 01:18:14,415 --> 01:18:14,916 Save it. 1634 01:18:15,208 --> 01:18:18,212 I heard enough out of you last night. 1635 01:18:18,503 --> 01:18:22,349 You, though have you no dignity? 1636 01:18:22,632 --> 01:18:24,930 How could you go along with this just pretending 1637 01:18:25,218 --> 01:18:28,939 to be somebody's boyfriend, so they would look less pathetic? 1638 01:18:29,222 --> 01:18:31,441 What does that make you, huh? 1639 01:18:31,724 --> 01:18:32,850 Well I'll tell you. 1640 01:18:33,142 --> 01:18:34,689 A great big fucking whore. 1641 01:18:39,273 --> 01:18:40,616 You know what? 1642 01:18:40,900 --> 01:18:43,619 Now I remember why didn't come after you. 1643 01:18:43,903 --> 01:18:44,620 Excuse me. 1644 01:18:44,904 --> 01:18:47,032 Oh, go run after little escort. 1645 01:18:47,323 --> 01:18:48,043 That's enough Max. 1646 01:18:48,157 --> 01:18:49,454 Stay out of this. 1647 01:18:49,742 --> 01:18:52,416 I've never seen this side of you before and I don't like it. 1648 01:18:52,703 --> 01:18:53,204 You need to calm down. 1649 01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:54,839 Don't tell me what to do. 1650 01:18:55,122 --> 01:18:56,562 You just sit here and think about it. 1651 01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,590 I'm going to go check on our guests 1652 01:18:59,877 --> 01:19:03,131 and make sure they are all right. 1653 01:19:10,054 --> 01:19:11,431 It's OK, Lance. 1654 01:19:11,722 --> 01:19:13,395 He's mad at me, not to you. 1655 01:19:13,683 --> 01:19:17,779 I should have never gotten you into this. 1656 01:19:18,062 --> 01:19:19,109 Let me try. 1657 01:19:19,397 --> 01:19:20,614 Forrest, I'm so sorry. 1658 01:19:20,898 --> 01:19:22,459 I never meant for any of this to happen. 1659 01:19:22,733 --> 01:19:23,529 It's all right. 1660 01:19:23,818 --> 01:19:25,491 Max is just really stressed out about the wedding, 1661 01:19:25,778 --> 01:19:28,702 it's not your fault. Do me a favor, 1662 01:19:28,990 --> 01:19:33,336 call Janice have her talk to Max and calm him down. 1663 01:19:33,619 --> 01:19:34,245 OK. 1664 01:19:36,831 --> 01:19:38,048 Brick'? 1665 01:19:38,332 --> 01:19:39,174 Lance? 1666 01:19:39,458 --> 01:19:40,129 You OK? 1667 01:19:43,963 --> 01:19:44,634 Forrest. 1668 01:19:44,922 --> 01:19:46,390 Yeah, it's me. 1669 01:19:46,674 --> 01:19:49,018 Forrest, I'm so sorry. 1670 01:19:49,302 --> 01:19:51,225 You have nothing to be sorry about. 1671 01:19:51,512 --> 01:19:52,559 Come out and talk to me. 1672 01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:01,947 OK. 1673 01:20:11,407 --> 01:20:13,250 Come have a seat. 1674 01:20:19,624 --> 01:20:21,501 So your real name is Lance. 1675 01:20:21,792 --> 01:20:22,918 I'm so sorry. 1676 01:20:23,210 --> 01:20:24,928 I only lied about my name. 1677 01:20:28,090 --> 01:20:30,138 And about being Aiden's boyfriend. 1678 01:20:30,426 --> 01:20:31,393 But, just those things. 1679 01:20:31,677 --> 01:20:32,178 It's OK. 1680 01:20:32,470 --> 01:20:33,722 I understand. 1681 01:20:34,013 --> 01:20:35,686 I was just going to say that Lance is a hell of a lot 1682 01:20:35,973 --> 01:20:36,894 better name than Brick. 1683 01:20:39,936 --> 01:20:41,563 Worse made-up name ever, right? 1684 01:20:44,398 --> 01:20:46,446 I didn't really have a choice, Janice panicked. 1685 01:20:46,734 --> 01:20:49,328 Well, it's nice to finally meet you, Lance. 1686 01:20:49,612 --> 01:20:51,489 Glad to meet you too. 1687 01:20:54,909 --> 01:20:56,707 Really? 1688 01:20:56,994 --> 01:20:59,873 And what was that supposed to accomplish? 1689 01:21:00,164 --> 01:21:03,418 We were trying to help Aiden. 1690 01:21:03,709 --> 01:21:04,676 Right. 1691 01:21:04,961 --> 01:21:07,259 Why the fuck would you care anyway? 1692 01:21:07,546 --> 01:21:09,548 I care because he lied. 1693 01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,639 I don't believe that for a second. 1694 01:21:12,927 --> 01:21:14,567 You know, people break up. 1695 01:21:14,637 --> 01:21:16,059 All the time. 1696 01:21:16,347 --> 01:21:20,443 And why does it have to be my fault that he can't move on? 1697 01:21:20,726 --> 01:21:21,272 Fair enough. 1698 01:21:21,560 --> 01:21:26,066 But, um, but why are you so angry about Lance then? 1699 01:21:26,357 --> 01:21:28,075 Hmm? 1700 01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:30,327 You know what? 1701 01:21:30,611 --> 01:21:32,409 I don't know. 1702 01:21:32,697 --> 01:21:33,744 You still love him. 1703 01:21:34,031 --> 01:21:35,453 Well you know what? 1704 01:21:35,741 --> 01:21:36,242 Fine. 1705 01:21:36,534 --> 01:21:37,751 Maybe you're right. 1706 01:21:38,035 --> 01:21:40,879 Maybe I do still care for that stupid bastard. 1707 01:21:41,163 --> 01:21:41,664 I knew it. 1708 01:21:41,956 --> 01:21:43,583 But you know what? 1709 01:21:43,874 --> 01:21:47,845 I found someone so much better, someone who cares for me, 1710 01:21:48,129 --> 01:21:49,009 someone who's genuine. 1711 01:21:49,046 --> 01:21:49,547 Um. 1712 01:21:49,839 --> 01:21:52,638 Who shows that they care for me every day. 1713 01:21:52,925 --> 01:21:53,642 I... 1714 01:21:53,926 --> 01:21:54,927 And the best part about 1715 01:21:55,219 --> 01:21:57,893 it is, I don't ever have to wonder if he's going to be 1716 01:21:58,180 --> 01:21:59,272 with me for another month. 1717 01:21:59,557 --> 01:22:00,399 You know? 1718 01:22:04,895 --> 01:22:07,444 I'm sorry, Maxie. 1719 01:22:07,732 --> 01:22:11,077 Yeah, you, you should be sorry. 1720 01:22:22,663 --> 01:22:24,290 Don't let Max hurt your feelings. 1721 01:22:24,582 --> 01:22:28,462 He's actually a pretty nice guy, once you get to know him. 1722 01:22:28,753 --> 01:22:29,424 I feel horrible. 1723 01:22:32,631 --> 01:22:34,133 I'm so fake. 1724 01:22:34,425 --> 01:22:36,598 All your friends are right. 1725 01:22:36,886 --> 01:22:38,388 You're not a fake. 1726 01:22:38,679 --> 01:22:41,148 You pretended to be someone else to help a friend, 1727 01:22:41,432 --> 01:22:44,481 that's pretty noble in my book. 1728 01:22:44,769 --> 01:22:45,861 It is? 1729 01:22:46,145 --> 01:22:48,989 Yeah, it is. 1730 01:22:49,273 --> 01:22:52,072 Lance you're a very special person. 1731 01:22:52,359 --> 01:22:58,037 You're kind, generous, selfless, and you're funny. 1732 01:23:07,041 --> 01:23:09,294 And I know you'll find someone who appreciates you 1733 01:23:09,585 --> 01:23:10,706 for everything that you are. 1734 01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:16,934 Thank you, that means a lot. 1735 01:23:17,218 --> 01:23:19,562 Now it's time for you to go get fabulous. 1736 01:23:19,845 --> 01:23:25,648 Maybe the guy of your dreams will be at the wedding today. 1737 01:23:25,935 --> 01:23:26,606 Maybe. 1738 01:23:43,410 --> 01:23:44,127 Aidan? 1739 01:23:47,665 --> 01:23:48,257 Aiden? 1740 01:23:48,541 --> 01:23:51,590 Just a sec, menu. 1741 01:23:51,877 --> 01:23:53,424 Aiden, we both know the only thing you ever order here 1742 01:23:53,712 --> 01:23:55,885 is the buffalo wings, you're avoiding me. 1743 01:23:56,173 --> 01:23:57,453 Maybe I should try something new. 1744 01:24:01,929 --> 01:24:04,273 Look. 1745 01:24:04,557 --> 01:24:05,558 I'm really sorry, OK? 1746 01:24:05,850 --> 01:24:06,351 I'm not. 1747 01:24:06,642 --> 01:24:07,143 It's fine. 1748 01:24:07,434 --> 01:24:11,985 I'm sorry about the way things have turned out. 1749 01:24:12,273 --> 01:24:12,774 I... 1750 01:24:13,065 --> 01:24:14,738 Can I get you guys something to drink? 1751 01:24:15,025 --> 01:24:15,526 Margarita? 1752 01:24:15,818 --> 01:24:17,320 Yes, I will need alcohol. 1753 01:24:17,611 --> 01:24:19,329 Ah, margarita, top shelf, rock, salt. 1754 01:24:19,613 --> 01:24:20,455 OK, For you? 1755 01:24:20,739 --> 01:24:21,831 Just a tea, please. 1756 01:24:22,116 --> 01:24:23,477 All right, coming right up. 1757 01:24:23,701 --> 01:24:24,202 Thank you. 1758 01:24:24,493 --> 01:24:26,746 I'm sorry about making you talk to Max. 1759 01:24:27,037 --> 01:24:30,712 For the record, you can't, and didn't, make me do anything. 1760 01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:31,592 OK. 1761 01:24:31,876 --> 01:24:36,347 Then, I'm sorry about telling Max about Lance. 1762 01:24:36,630 --> 01:24:39,053 What was that supposed to accomplish? 1763 01:24:39,341 --> 01:24:42,470 It was supposed to get him mad, and make. 1764 01:24:42,761 --> 01:24:44,308 Forrest call off the wedding. 1765 01:24:44,597 --> 01:24:46,599 That's kind of a long shot. 1766 01:24:46,891 --> 01:24:49,735 But in my defense it half worked. 1767 01:24:50,019 --> 01:24:53,364 If it makes you feel any better, I feel really guilty. 1768 01:24:53,647 --> 01:24:56,196 I even told Max that the whole Lance thing was my idea. 1769 01:24:56,483 --> 01:24:57,655 Well you didn't have to. 1770 01:24:57,943 --> 01:25:00,196 He's not going to hate me any less for it. 1771 01:25:00,487 --> 01:25:02,990 No sense in him hating us both. 1772 01:25:03,282 --> 01:25:05,242 I think he could tell that it was me on the phone. 1773 01:25:05,367 --> 01:25:06,994 God, you didn't use that stupid, awful fake voice, 1774 01:25:07,286 --> 01:25:07,912 did you? 1775 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:13,960 Maybe. 1776 01:25:17,338 --> 01:25:18,305 Just a little. 1777 01:25:18,589 --> 01:25:20,887 Mm-hmm. 1778 01:25:21,175 --> 01:25:23,553 It doesn't matter, he doesn't hate you. 1779 01:25:23,844 --> 01:25:25,471 I'm sure of that. 1780 01:25:25,763 --> 01:25:26,855 How much you willing to put on this one? 1781 01:25:27,139 --> 01:25:29,141 Should I take a first aid kit, just in case? 1782 01:25:29,433 --> 01:25:30,073 That's not fair. 1783 01:25:30,351 --> 01:25:32,632 Sorry, I'm just a little bit bitter about the whole thing. 1784 01:25:32,728 --> 01:25:34,105 And stop playing with that. 1785 01:25:37,399 --> 01:25:38,760 You don't have to go to the wedding 1786 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:39,741 if you don't want to. 1787 01:25:39,860 --> 01:25:42,830 I'll rent a car, and I will take Lance back myself. 1788 01:25:43,113 --> 01:25:43,914 No, I owe it to Max. 1789 01:25:43,989 --> 01:25:45,957 You don't him anything. 1790 01:25:46,242 --> 01:25:49,416 All right guys, here are your drinks. 1791 01:25:52,456 --> 01:25:53,048 Mm-mm. 1792 01:25:53,332 --> 01:25:54,052 Margarita. 1793 01:25:54,124 --> 01:25:55,091 Thank you very much. 1794 01:25:55,376 --> 01:25:56,719 And your iced tea. 1795 01:25:57,002 --> 01:25:57,503 Thank you. 1796 01:25:57,795 --> 01:25:59,092 You guys enjoy. 1797 01:26:03,092 --> 01:26:05,186 I don't know, maybe going to the wedding 1798 01:26:05,469 --> 01:26:08,393 will help me move on. 1799 01:26:08,681 --> 01:26:11,776 God, gay men have the most dramatic closure, don't they? 1800 01:26:52,516 --> 01:26:55,144 So, you ready? 1801 01:26:55,436 --> 01:26:55,937 I guess. 1802 01:26:56,228 --> 01:26:57,748 About as ready as I'm ever going to be. 1803 01:26:57,896 --> 01:26:59,398 You look a little nervous. 1804 01:26:59,690 --> 01:27:03,320 Not so much nervous just, uh, uncomfortable. 1805 01:27:03,610 --> 01:27:04,702 Oh, sorry. 1806 01:27:04,987 --> 01:27:05,863 It's not what everybody thinks. 1807 01:27:06,155 --> 01:27:08,908 It's not the... it's not the gay thing. 1808 01:27:09,199 --> 01:27:11,452 It's uh, Max. 1809 01:27:11,744 --> 01:27:12,415 Max? 1810 01:27:12,703 --> 01:27:14,703 Yeah, I know you're his best friend and everything, 1811 01:27:14,955 --> 01:27:17,583 but I just think Forrest is really 1812 01:27:17,875 --> 01:27:19,502 rushing into all of this. 1813 01:27:19,793 --> 01:27:20,965 What do you mean? 1814 01:27:21,253 --> 01:27:23,972 I think he's more in love with the idea of getting married, 1815 01:27:24,256 --> 01:27:26,304 than he is actually in love with Max. 1816 01:27:26,592 --> 01:27:28,765 I just don't think they're a very good match. 1817 01:27:29,053 --> 01:27:31,351 I don't think it's going to work. 1818 01:27:31,638 --> 01:27:33,398 But, don't worry, I'm not going to freak out. 1819 01:27:33,474 --> 01:27:36,398 I'm not going to say anything, make a scene or anything. 1820 01:27:36,685 --> 01:27:37,857 I'll keep my mouth shut. 1821 01:27:38,145 --> 01:27:40,068 I gave Forrest my word, so. 1822 01:27:40,356 --> 01:27:41,949 Let's just get this done. 1823 01:27:42,232 --> 01:27:42,858 OK. 1824 01:27:43,150 --> 01:27:43,992 See you out there. 1825 01:27:44,276 --> 01:27:45,118 All right. 1826 01:27:56,705 --> 01:27:59,299 It's such a shame, they really balance each other out. 1827 01:28:02,628 --> 01:28:05,222 It's true. 1828 01:28:05,506 --> 01:28:08,430 What's the matter with you? 1829 01:28:08,717 --> 01:28:09,639 Nothing. 1830 01:28:09,927 --> 01:28:10,598 I'm fabulous. 1831 01:28:13,430 --> 01:28:15,057 Look at it this way, at least now 1832 01:28:15,349 --> 01:28:18,444 I know what you're looking for, so now I can help you get it. 1833 01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:20,775 I don't want it. 1834 01:28:21,063 --> 01:28:23,782 I want Forrest. 1835 01:28:24,066 --> 01:28:26,194 Aiden has been rubbing off on you, hasn't he? 1836 01:28:26,485 --> 01:28:27,406 The horror, the horror. 1837 01:28:31,657 --> 01:28:36,663 Honey, don't quit your day job, you're a sucky actor. 1838 01:28:36,954 --> 01:28:38,877 Yeah, well you're a sucky wedding guest. 1839 01:28:39,164 --> 01:28:41,258 Trying to make off with one of the grooms, and all. 1840 01:28:41,542 --> 01:28:43,419 Keyword, trying- 1841 01:28:43,710 --> 01:28:45,337 I failed. 1842 01:28:45,629 --> 01:28:46,846 I failed hard. 1843 01:28:47,131 --> 01:28:51,728 And they're getting married in four minutes anyway. 1844 01:28:52,010 --> 01:28:53,307 Give or take. 1845 01:28:55,806 --> 01:28:57,149 Give or take. 1846 01:28:57,433 --> 01:28:58,400 Hey, I have an idea. 1847 01:28:58,684 --> 01:28:59,185 Hmm. 1848 01:28:59,476 --> 01:29:01,945 Why don't we rent a romance movie, and we'll 1849 01:29:02,229 --> 01:29:03,572 get some ice cream, and we'll do our very best 1850 01:29:03,856 --> 01:29:04,607 sorority girl impersonation. 1851 01:29:04,898 --> 01:29:06,150 What do you say? 1852 01:29:06,442 --> 01:29:07,113 Hmm? 1853 01:29:07,401 --> 01:29:09,574 Sounds good. 1854 01:29:09,862 --> 01:29:13,912 Lance, I'm really sorry I got you into this. 1855 01:29:14,199 --> 01:29:15,997 It's OK. 1856 01:29:16,285 --> 01:29:19,084 It was an experience. 1857 01:29:19,371 --> 01:29:21,491 Things have a way of working out for the best. 1858 01:29:21,623 --> 01:29:22,920 Trust me. 1859 01:29:23,208 --> 01:29:26,587 Isn't that right, babe? 1860 01:29:26,879 --> 01:29:30,224 You got it, sweet cheeks. 1861 01:29:30,507 --> 01:29:32,635 Oh. 1862 01:29:32,926 --> 01:29:37,181 Well, I'm glad one of us got some this weekend. 1863 01:29:44,938 --> 01:29:46,064 Max, I... 1864 01:29:46,356 --> 01:29:48,157 Look, I know exactly what you're going to say. 1865 01:29:48,233 --> 01:29:48,734 I... 1866 01:29:49,026 --> 01:29:52,246 I'm glad you have Forrest in your life. 1867 01:29:52,529 --> 01:29:54,623 Really? 1868 01:29:54,907 --> 01:29:55,658 Do you mean that? 1869 01:29:55,949 --> 01:29:57,701 Yeah, I do. 1870 01:29:57,993 --> 01:30:00,371 I'm glad you found somebody who makes you happy. 1871 01:30:00,662 --> 01:30:01,754 Somebody you can love. 1872 01:30:02,039 --> 01:30:02,881 Thanks, Aid. 1873 01:30:07,336 --> 01:30:08,804 I'm so sorry about earlier. 1874 01:30:09,087 --> 01:30:10,589 Ah, it's all right. 1875 01:30:10,881 --> 01:30:14,556 I'm sorry about snapping at you, and snapping at Lance. 1876 01:30:14,843 --> 01:30:16,345 And that whole thing. 1877 01:30:16,637 --> 01:30:19,186 It's OK. 1878 01:30:19,473 --> 01:30:20,816 So, you ready? 1879 01:30:23,685 --> 01:30:24,436 Yeah. 1880 01:30:24,728 --> 01:30:26,526 I think I am. 1881 01:30:29,233 --> 01:30:29,825 Quit preening. 1882 01:30:30,108 --> 01:30:30,734 You look fine. 1883 01:30:33,529 --> 01:30:34,530 Fabulous. 1884 01:30:34,821 --> 01:30:37,870 You wouldn't know fabulous if it hit you across the face. 1885 01:30:38,158 --> 01:30:39,250 Maybe not. 1886 01:30:39,535 --> 01:30:41,913 But neither would you. 1887 01:30:42,204 --> 01:30:42,705 OK. 1888 01:30:42,996 --> 01:30:44,293 Let's do this. 1889 01:30:57,594 --> 01:31:00,438 Dearly beloved friends and family, 1890 01:31:00,722 --> 01:31:04,397 we are gathered here today to witness, 1891 01:31:04,685 --> 01:31:10,442 and celebrate, the commitment of two very special people, 1892 01:31:10,732 --> 01:31:11,733 Forrest and Max. 1893 01:31:18,490 --> 01:31:24,372 Marriage is not to be taken lightly, 1894 01:31:24,663 --> 01:31:31,137 it is a sacred bond, and a spiritual bond between two 1895 01:31:31,420 --> 01:31:34,469 people for all eternity. 1896 01:31:39,636 --> 01:31:43,982 Now, before we begin if any among you 1897 01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:47,770 believe that these two should not be joined, 1898 01:31:48,061 --> 01:31:50,940 speak now, or forever hold your peace. 1899 01:31:54,026 --> 01:31:54,906 I do. 1900 01:31:55,027 --> 01:31:56,307 You do? 1901 01:32:10,459 --> 01:32:13,258 I just love weddings. 1902 01:32:13,545 --> 01:32:14,262 I do. 1903 01:33:12,854 --> 01:33:14,231 Read that already. 1904 01:33:18,318 --> 01:33:20,787 No way. 1905 01:33:21,071 --> 01:33:22,072 Babe, come see. 1906 01:33:32,207 --> 01:33:34,005 Shit. 1907 01:33:34,292 --> 01:33:34,963 It's OK. 1908 01:33:35,252 --> 01:33:37,675 It's the same thing as. 1909 01:33:37,963 --> 01:33:38,464 Really? 1910 01:33:38,755 --> 01:33:41,474 Love you. 126542

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