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I thought that was three. 6 00:02:44,832 --> 00:02:45,898 - Two, felix. 7 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,766 Two suspensions. 8 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,434 The first was in september 9 00:02:49,436 --> 00:02:51,603 for rewiring the cheerleaders fund-raiser money 10 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,705 to a koala bear sanctuary. 11 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,910 - Noble cause, don't you think? 12 00:02:57,912 --> 00:03:00,312 - I think you owe an apology to a dozen cheerleaders. 13 00:03:00,314 --> 00:03:01,714 - I think there are two dozen koalas 14 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,415 that would disagree with that, gary. 15 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,417 - And then again, in october 16 00:03:05,419 --> 00:03:07,486 for programming the gym scoreboard 17 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,189 to display an indecent photo of mrs. Jensen. 18 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:14,526 - Whoo! 19 00:03:14,528 --> 00:03:16,328 - I think I did everyone a favor with that one. 20 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,363 - I'm not gonna play games with you, felix. 21 00:03:18,365 --> 00:03:19,831 Two suspensions in a single semester 22 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:21,533 is unheard of here at eastwood. 23 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:23,468 - Mr. Truman, I understand 24 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:25,938 I'm... I'm not what you'd consider an exemplary student. 25 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,839 But I believe I play a pivotal role 26 00:03:27,841 --> 00:03:29,341 in the operations of this school. 27 00:03:29,343 --> 00:03:31,677 If I wasn't here to test the rules, 28 00:03:31,679 --> 00:03:34,279 how would the other students even know they existed? 29 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:36,682 - Today I was told 30 00:03:36,684 --> 00:03:38,717 that you hacked the vending machines 31 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:40,452 to give out free gum to students. 32 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:41,920 Is that true? 33 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,655 - Gum? 34 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,857 - Are you trying to get expelled? 35 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:48,694 - And deny you the pleasure of my company? 36 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:54,833 - I'm expelling you, felix. 37 00:03:54,835 --> 00:03:56,568 That's it. 38 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:58,804 - Wait. Seriously? 39 00:03:58,806 --> 00:04:00,806 - That was your third strike. 40 00:04:00,808 --> 00:04:04,243 - So that means I-I can't come to class anymore? 41 00:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,412 - Oh, you'll never set foot in the school again. 42 00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:10,449 - Gary... 43 00:04:10,451 --> 00:04:12,351 I don't know how to thank you. 44 00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,461 incredible. 45 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,463 I spent my whole school career trying to ditch class, 46 00:04:24,465 --> 00:04:27,466 and they punish me by giving me an early retirement. 47 00:04:27,468 --> 00:04:29,735 Right now mr. Truman is about to call my mom 48 00:04:29,737 --> 00:04:31,098 to let her know about my expulsion. 49 00:04:35,308 --> 00:04:38,043 I can't let that happen. 50 00:04:39,513 --> 00:04:40,912 - Oh! Oh! 51 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:46,718 - On average, an eastwood high fire drills take 11 minutes. 52 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:49,454 I only need 10. 53 00:04:51,524 --> 00:04:53,058 - Yo, felix! 54 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,027 - Danny boy. What's up, buddy? 55 00:04:55,029 --> 00:04:56,695 - You pulled the fire alarm again? 56 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,563 - Of course. Did I get you out of that trig test? 57 00:04:58,565 --> 00:04:59,965 - You got me out of the trig test. 58 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,867 - Timed it perfectly. - Yeah. 59 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:03,468 Yo, I heard you got suspended. 60 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,304 - Nope, expelled. 61 00:05:05,306 --> 00:05:06,672 - Whoa, what? Are you serious? - Yeah. 62 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:08,040 - Dude, your parents are gonna kill you. 63 00:05:08,042 --> 00:05:10,742 - Only if they find out, and they won't. 64 00:05:10,744 --> 00:05:13,312 - What makes you say that? - We'll talk soon. 65 00:05:13,314 --> 00:05:15,747 I got a take an important call in eight and a half minutes. 66 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:18,350 - You're insane! 67 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:29,861 - I programmed my mom's phone 68 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:31,863 to forward her calls to my skype account. 69 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,965 When mr. Truman calls, I'll just... 70 00:05:35,769 --> 00:05:38,337 excuse me. I got to take this. 71 00:05:40,907 --> 00:05:43,475 Hello? 72 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:45,043 Expelled? 73 00:05:45,045 --> 00:05:46,812 - Expelled, mrs. O'neil. 74 00:05:46,814 --> 00:05:48,747 We have a three-strike policy here at eastwood, 75 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,716 and that was his third strike. 76 00:05:50,718 --> 00:05:53,485 - What are we gonna do with him? 77 00:05:53,487 --> 00:05:55,053 - What are we gonna do with him? 78 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,688 - Who, me? 79 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,056 - No, not you. 80 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,691 Ben. 81 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,560 - What happened? I thought he was improving. 82 00:06:01,562 --> 00:06:03,562 - His grades are getting worse. 83 00:06:03,564 --> 00:06:06,665 - Last year, my brother, ben, forged a report card. 84 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:08,367 When my parents found out, they sent him 85 00:06:08,369 --> 00:06:10,535 to the mountain disciplinary academy. 86 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:12,671 Located in the foot hills of montana, 87 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:14,840 it's more of a jail than a school. 88 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,475 There's bar on windows, 89 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:17,943 wardens instead of teachers. 90 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:21,680 I heard it smells like butthole. 91 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:24,716 - He got a 1.7 gpa. 92 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,885 Unbelievable. 93 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,154 - What about you, felix? How are things at school? 94 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,623 - Things are great. I aced my trig test. 95 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:32,724 - There you go. 96 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:34,559 - Wow. Great job, kiddo. 97 00:06:34,561 --> 00:06:36,428 - Yep. Studied for it all week. 98 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:38,096 - I like to hear that. - Yes. 99 00:06:38,098 --> 00:06:41,867 - Diane says the report cards are coming out in a few days. 100 00:06:41,869 --> 00:06:46,538 - Mm, and what kind of grades can we expect to see? 101 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,173 - Lots of "a" s. 102 00:06:48,175 --> 00:06:51,643 - Aw. 103 00:06:51,645 --> 00:06:54,179 - Looks like I'm gonna need a new report card. 104 00:06:59,886 --> 00:07:02,087 Getting a decent report card here at eastwood 105 00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:03,822 is pretty difficult... 106 00:07:03,824 --> 00:07:06,425 Slightly more difficult when you've been expelled. 107 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:07,659 There are only seven people 108 00:07:07,661 --> 00:07:09,528 with the power to print a report card. 109 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:11,630 Just one of them is a student. 110 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,098 She's mr. Truman's t.A. 111 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:16,568 She also happens to be my bitter ex-girlfriend. 112 00:07:17,837 --> 00:07:19,971 - Someone's coming. 113 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:22,040 - I do not have time to talk to you. 114 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:23,909 - You haven't heard what I want talk about. 115 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,745 - Now we've already talked more than I wanted. 116 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,979 - I need a report card. 117 00:07:27,981 --> 00:07:30,615 - Then I suggest going back to school, 118 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:32,484 preferably somewhere far from here. 119 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,685 - Ouch. 120 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:35,487 Or you could just print one for me. 121 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:37,622 No. 122 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:40,025 - Um, weren't you expelled? 123 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:42,494 - Um, yeah. 124 00:07:42,496 --> 00:07:44,196 - Can you please go? 125 00:07:44,198 --> 00:07:47,466 - Any reason you keep covering stacy's anti-bullying postings? 126 00:07:47,468 --> 00:07:49,901 - I want to win. - I can help with that. 127 00:07:49,903 --> 00:07:52,003 I don't think so. 128 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,772 - Oh, come on. 129 00:07:53,774 --> 00:07:55,240 We both know I can. 130 00:07:55,242 --> 00:07:57,809 - Vanessa, don't. He's trouble. 131 00:07:59,111 --> 00:08:00,679 - Can you finish this for me? 132 00:08:00,681 --> 00:08:03,215 Sure. 133 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:05,784 - Bye. 134 00:08:08,222 --> 00:08:11,656 - So stacy's favored to win this thing. 135 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,758 Yeah, I figured. 136 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,060 - So how do I beat her? 137 00:08:15,062 --> 00:08:17,629 - Oh, it's actually really simple. 138 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,097 Just hand out cute little marshmallows 139 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:21,099 with your name on them. - Do I need to slap you? 140 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:22,534 - Hey, guys? 141 00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:24,135 Could you possibly get off the stairs? 142 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,737 You're in the shot. 143 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,273 - It blows my mind that people like her so much. 144 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,108 - Hey, hey, come over here. 145 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,177 I'll interview you for my bullying segment. 146 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,079 - I want you to end her. 147 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,814 - That can be arranged. 148 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,249 Can you get me my report card? 149 00:08:37,251 --> 00:08:39,684 - Yes, I can get you a report card. 150 00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,787 - Great. I'll take straight "a" s, please. 151 00:08:42,789 --> 00:08:44,823 - Do you have the slightest clue as to how much work 152 00:08:44,825 --> 00:08:46,725 goes into getting straight "a" s? 153 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,527 - Mm... Don't care. 154 00:08:48,529 --> 00:08:49,928 I'll take straight "a" s, please. 155 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:52,664 - Done. What's the plan? 156 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,666 - All it takes is a single tweet. 157 00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:55,967 - Roxy? 158 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,202 - Roxy. 159 00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:59,671 Meet roxy. 160 00:08:59,673 --> 00:09:03,542 Roxy is infamous for ruining the lives of students 161 00:09:03,544 --> 00:09:05,010 with vicious rumors. 162 00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:08,179 I am no exception. 163 00:09:08,181 --> 00:09:11,216 "Leave it to felix o'neil to creep on the girl's bathroom 164 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,651 "through a hole on the ceiling. 165 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:15,720 ♪ Peepingtom." 166 00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:18,123 It all happened when vanessa and I were dating freshman year. 167 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:20,559 After school, I tried to break into the library 168 00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:23,728 to borrow a new p.C. 169 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,765 Aah! 170 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:30,135 This isn't the boys' bathroom. 171 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:34,039 - A single tweet caused the bitter end 172 00:09:34,041 --> 00:09:38,743 of my sweet, sweet relationship with vanessa. 173 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,062 danny! 174 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,264 What are you doing here? 175 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,366 - I need help with something. 176 00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,101 - Seriously, though, 177 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,803 where the hell did you just come from? 178 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:06,037 - The window. 179 00:10:06,039 --> 00:10:08,974 - You scared me half to death, man. 180 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:11,076 - Oh! - I apologize. 181 00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,345 I need you to help me hack into roxy. 182 00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,246 - And I need you to shut your mouth. 183 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,848 How's that? Cool. 184 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:18,783 - Is there a problem here? 185 00:10:18,785 --> 00:10:21,953 - Uh, yeah, there is a problem. 186 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,655 I don't like hacking into things 187 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:26,257 that can tweet my social life out of existence. 188 00:10:26,259 --> 00:10:28,126 - No. Yeah, yeah, but that's the thing. 189 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:31,763 If we had roxy's password, we could control the tweets. 190 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,132 - Go on. 191 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:37,802 - We could delete them or... 192 00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:40,171 Post them. 193 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:43,775 - We can post them? 194 00:10:43,777 --> 00:10:46,344 I mean, I guess it wouldn't hurt to just get the password. 195 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,780 - Yes, exactly! Do your thing, man. 196 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,649 Do your thing. 197 00:11:11,704 --> 00:11:13,171 how's it coming? 198 00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,242 - You may want to sit down for this. 199 00:11:18,978 --> 00:11:21,212 Password acquired. 200 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,415 And I also found roxy's I.P. Address. 201 00:11:23,417 --> 00:11:25,183 - You got the I.P. Address? How? 202 00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,718 - Worked a little bit of my magic 203 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:27,986 and found a back door into twitter. 204 00:11:27,988 --> 00:11:29,220 - Are you kidding? - Nope. 205 00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:32,457 Nearly pooped my pants from excitement. 206 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,893 I know roxy's true identity. 207 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,194 - Shut up and show me. 208 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:42,133 Holy... 209 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,269 Crap. 210 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:48,440 - I heard it said that bullying creates bullies... 211 00:11:48,442 --> 00:11:50,241 a vicious cycle that will continue 212 00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:53,011 until someone makes a stand against it. 213 00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:56,081 I am here to make that stand. 214 00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,816 When you vote today, 215 00:11:57,818 --> 00:12:01,286 remember I am here to make eastwood high bully-free. 216 00:12:02,856 --> 00:12:04,723 Thank you. Thank you, guys. 217 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:06,291 Vote stacy. 218 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:08,226 - These people need to know the truth. 219 00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,728 - We need to expose her. 220 00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:11,730 - Let's just beat her to death. 221 00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,364 - She'll lose the race if she is exposed. 222 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:15,200 - She'll lose the race if we beat her to death. 223 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,936 - Vanessa, would you relax a little bit? 224 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:20,004 - Fine. How do we expose her? 225 00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:22,273 - With this. 226 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,476 - We put a video on there with all of the information 227 00:12:24,478 --> 00:12:26,878 linking stacy to roxy. 228 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,947 - We're gonna patch into the school's tv system. 229 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,182 Then we're gonna broadcast it live to the entire school 230 00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,751 during the video announcements. 231 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:34,819 - Excuse me. 232 00:12:34,821 --> 00:12:36,488 What the hell are you doing here? 233 00:12:36,490 --> 00:12:38,089 - Hi, gary. 234 00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,858 - What do I have to do to get through to you? 235 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,226 Do I need to call the police? 236 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,094 - I don't think that'll be necessary. 237 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,063 - What are you planning to do with this, huh? 238 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,397 - Uh, that's just a school project 239 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,799 that I've been working on. 240 00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,200 - Yeah, another one of your pranks? 241 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:51,970 - No, I just... - Listen to me very carefully. 242 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:54,105 If I see you on my campus again, 243 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,406 I'll have you in handcuffs 244 00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:58,443 in front of all your little friends. 245 00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,012 Do you understand? 246 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,854 - sure. - Leave... 247 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:11,856 Now. 248 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:18,062 - We need another copy of that video before the announcements. 249 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,564 - It's impossible. 250 00:13:19,566 --> 00:13:22,167 It would take hours to run home and render a new one. 251 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,501 There's just not enough time. 252 00:13:23,503 --> 00:13:25,970 - But the student body votes today. 253 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,205 - Yeah. 254 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:29,440 I think you're boned. 255 00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:31,176 - And that solves the mystery 256 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,944 of our faulty fire-alarm system. 257 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:36,214 Up next, an anti-bullying segment from stacy richards. 258 00:13:36,216 --> 00:13:38,216 - At eastwood high there is one bully 259 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:41,352 that has caused more torment than any other... roxy. 260 00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:43,454 If I'm elected, I will stop at nothing 261 00:13:43,456 --> 00:13:45,824 to bring roxy to justice. 262 00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:47,826 - I can help with that. 263 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:49,994 Good morning, eastwood high. 264 00:13:49,996 --> 00:13:52,363 It is my genuine pleasure to reveal the true identity 265 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:54,399 of the anonymous cyber bully, known as... 266 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:56,267 Roxy. 267 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,536 - He must've patched into the system. 268 00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,305 But how did he get on tv? 269 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:02,106 - He's doing it live. 270 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,243 - And basically, I'm gonna screw her. 271 00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:07,512 - What the hell is this? - Shh. 272 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,348 - Behind me is roxy's I.P. Address, 273 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:12,217 which I acquired by a brute-force hacking 274 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,852 of the twitter account. 275 00:14:13,854 --> 00:14:15,486 If stacy richards is truly searching for roxy, 276 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:17,589 she doesn't have to search very far. 277 00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:21,593 - He's in the cheerleaders' closet. 278 00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:24,429 - This is stacy richards' I.P. Address... 279 00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:27,165 a perfect match with the one associated with... 280 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,466 Roxy! 281 00:14:34,473 --> 00:14:36,274 - Open it. 282 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:39,010 Oh, for the love of god, come on! 283 00:14:44,183 --> 00:14:45,383 Oh! 284 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,655 - Aah! 285 00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:06,271 - so here it is, folks... 286 00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,307 straight "a" s, courtesy of my girl vanessa. 287 00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:15,513 - What you got there? 288 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,548 Are those your grades? 289 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:19,584 - Uh... 290 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:22,186 Nope, it's vanessa's death certificate. 291 00:15:22,188 --> 00:15:23,488 - Felix. 292 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,189 Are those your grades? 293 00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:27,992 - Uh... 294 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,029 - Felix! 295 00:15:31,031 --> 00:15:32,330 Hey! 296 00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:35,133 Hey, mister, you just don't take off. 297 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,535 - I probably could've handled that better, 298 00:15:37,537 --> 00:15:39,170 but one thing is certain, 299 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,372 my parents must never see that report card, 300 00:15:41,374 --> 00:15:42,974 for if they do, 301 00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,210 they'll simultaneously crap their pants. 302 00:15:49,950 --> 00:15:51,349 - Oh! 303 00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,217 - Most parents would consider disowning you 304 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:54,485 for an "f" on your report card. 305 00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,487 Seven "f" s is a different story. 306 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,990 That right there is a death sentence. 307 00:16:09,268 --> 00:16:10,535 What is this? 308 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,537 - It's your report card, silly. - Funny. 309 00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,706 I distinctly remember asking for straight "a" s. 310 00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,507 Those appear to be "f" s. 311 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:19,243 - Hmm, looks like you got the report card you deserve. 312 00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,045 - This is what I deserve for helping you? 313 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:22,747 - You've never worked for anything in your life, 314 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:23,982 have you, felix? 315 00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,650 - What are you talking about? 316 00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119 - You can't expect to walk out of here in the top percentile 317 00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:29,654 without ever applying yourself. 318 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,622 I'm not gonna help you cheat your way to the top. 319 00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:33,291 - Are you insane? 320 00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,126 I helped you cheat your way into the presidency. 321 00:16:35,128 --> 00:16:36,761 - I earned that presidency. 322 00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:39,397 I've been working towards it for the last three years. 323 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:41,399 Do you have any idea how hard I worked? 324 00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:44,235 - I'm gonna give you five minutes to fix my report card. 325 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,139 - Fix it! - Or what? 326 00:16:48,141 --> 00:16:49,574 What's gonna happen if I don't? 327 00:16:49,576 --> 00:16:51,743 - Use your imagination. 328 00:16:51,745 --> 00:16:53,711 - Two minutes to curtain. 329 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:57,115 - So how do you want to play this? 330 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,550 - Excuse me. I have a play to star in, 331 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,419 but good luck with the report card. 332 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:04,188 I'm sure your parents will be really proud. 333 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,029 - Anyone can be a jerk, 334 00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:13,664 but vanessa makes it in art form. 335 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,333 She's a rare breed, 336 00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:17,168 an innovator. 337 00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:20,571 That straight-f report card was her crowning achievement. 338 00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:33,484 - ¶ I close my eyes ¶ 339 00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:37,188 ¶ I surrender ¶ 340 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,491 ¶ to you ¶ 341 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,563 ¶ I lie awake these sleepless nights ¶ 342 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:51,636 ¶ you walked away and took my life ¶ 343 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,075 get off the stage. 344 00:17:57,077 --> 00:17:58,476 What are you doing? 345 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,779 - ¶ You betrayed me ¶ 346 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:05,450 ¶ you betrayed me ¶ 347 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:08,219 - ¶ all I wanted ¶ 348 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:11,622 ¶ was one last kiss ¶ 349 00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:14,559 - ¶ you got it, baby ¶ 350 00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:17,695 ¶ kiss this booty ¶ 351 00:18:17,697 --> 00:18:19,430 - ¶ oh ¶ 352 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:24,168 ¶ what does your heart tell you? ¶ 353 00:18:24,170 --> 00:18:25,570 - it's him. - ¶ My heart tells me ¶ 354 00:18:25,572 --> 00:18:30,308 ¶ that you're a traitorous butt-munch ¶ 355 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:32,844 - take off the mask! 356 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:36,848 - ¶ The mask stays on ¶ 357 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,324 hey, guys. 358 00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,526 - Where were you? 359 00:19:21,528 --> 00:19:23,427 - I was at school. - "At school"? 360 00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:24,629 Why? 361 00:19:24,631 --> 00:19:25,930 - What's going on, felix? 362 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,732 - I was... 363 00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:30,468 Gonna explain that to you. 364 00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:34,605 - What is this? 365 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,874 - The school play... I'm in it. 366 00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,578 - You never told me about a school play. 367 00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:41,946 - Yeah, the premiere was tonight, 368 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,249 and I totally forgot. 369 00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185 - And... 370 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:50,354 That's why you ran off like you did before? 371 00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:52,256 - That is correct. 372 00:19:52,258 --> 00:19:54,258 - So... 373 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:57,762 What character were you playing? 374 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:00,865 - The clown... 375 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,333 Wizard. 376 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,769 - "The clown wizard"? 377 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,571 - Yeah, people love me. 378 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,508 - "Musical"? 379 00:20:10,510 --> 00:20:12,376 I didn't know you could sing. 380 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:13,844 - Yeah, I do. 381 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,847 I do sing a little. - Yeah, well... 382 00:20:16,849 --> 00:20:21,319 Sing us something. Sing us something from the play. 383 00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:23,921 - Well, I-I don't... I don't... I can't... 384 00:20:23,923 --> 00:20:26,224 - yeah, this just doesn't make any sense. 385 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:28,526 - ¶ I am the wizard ¶ 386 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:33,331 ¶ a clown wizard ¶ 387 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,509 - hey, honey. - Good morning, mom. 388 00:20:45,511 --> 00:20:47,745 - Listen... 389 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:51,716 It was unfair of me to be like that last night. 390 00:20:51,718 --> 00:20:53,551 - I'm sorry. - It's cool, mom. 391 00:20:53,553 --> 00:20:56,854 Don't worry about it. I understand. 392 00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:01,025 - I am just anxious to see your grades, that's all. 393 00:21:01,027 --> 00:21:02,994 - There's really nothing to be anxious about. 394 00:21:02,996 --> 00:21:04,829 They just haven't sent them out yet. 395 00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,431 - Maybe yours were sent to the wrong address. 396 00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:09,400 - Possibly. 397 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,502 - I should talk to someone over there. 398 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:12,870 - No. - I'll take you to school. 399 00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,338 - No, it's fine. I'll just ride my bike. 400 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,606 - Are you sure? - Yep. 401 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,409 I need the exercise anyways. 402 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:22,280 - Have a good day. - Will do, daddy-o. 403 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,649 - And don't be late. - Impossible! 404 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,623 ever had a snow day? 405 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:07,391 Pretty cool, right? 406 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:08,592 You get the whole day off 407 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,662 because of some wretched weather. 408 00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:15,032 Being expelled is kind of like that... 409 00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,105 Except the weather's awesome. 410 00:22:24,110 --> 00:22:25,910 Your life is a never-ending series 411 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:29,914 of missed opportunities. 412 00:22:29,916 --> 00:22:34,852 At any given moment, you are completely surrounded by them. 413 00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,923 You just got to know where to look. 414 00:22:45,497 --> 00:22:46,997 This room, for example... 415 00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:48,799 what do you see? 416 00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,067 Anything? 417 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,536 Time's up. 418 00:22:52,538 --> 00:22:54,505 Here's what you might've missed... 419 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:57,641 $4.67 under the couch cushion... 420 00:22:59,678 --> 00:23:01,712 Decorative boomerang bought by my dad, 421 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,981 never been thrown a single time... 422 00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:05,850 shame. 423 00:23:05,852 --> 00:23:07,685 You think this is just for blowing leaves? 424 00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,522 Think again! 425 00:23:16,061 --> 00:23:20,398 Opportunities... they're all around you... 426 00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,401 Unless you're in history class. 427 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,838 - hey, there. - Hi. 428 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:02,640 Nice robe. 429 00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:04,642 - Thank you. 430 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,577 It's, uh, $18.50. 431 00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:08,546 - One second. 432 00:24:08,548 --> 00:24:10,881 Um... 433 00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,650 - You look familiar. 434 00:24:12,652 --> 00:24:13,851 Do you go to eastwood? 435 00:24:13,853 --> 00:24:15,553 - Yeah, I used to... 436 00:24:15,555 --> 00:24:17,054 Till I got expelled. 437 00:24:17,056 --> 00:24:19,590 - That's right... for the pranks. 438 00:24:19,592 --> 00:24:21,759 I liked your work with the koala bears. 439 00:24:21,761 --> 00:24:23,160 - Thank you. 440 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,729 - Uh, it's $18.50. 441 00:24:25,731 --> 00:24:27,965 - You think you could help me get that down? 442 00:24:27,967 --> 00:24:30,000 - Um... 443 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,037 That depends on how much you're gonna tip me. 444 00:24:33,039 --> 00:24:37,107 - Does $4.67 tickle your fancy? 445 00:24:40,078 --> 00:24:44,148 Almost... it's about a foot to the left. 446 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,649 Come on, you got it. 447 00:24:45,651 --> 00:24:47,218 - Really? Am I almost there? 448 00:24:47,220 --> 00:24:49,487 - Yeah, almost there. Just jump... jump a little higher. 449 00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:51,522 Oh! 450 00:24:51,524 --> 00:24:53,190 - You almost hit me. - I did? 451 00:24:53,192 --> 00:24:54,892 Good. 452 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,894 - Oh, that was so close. 453 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,529 You got this. 454 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,498 - One more, one more, one more. Wait. It's fine. 455 00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:01,665 Go ahead. 456 00:25:01,667 --> 00:25:02,900 Yes! 457 00:25:02,902 --> 00:25:04,802 - Oh! 458 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,537 - Well... 459 00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:07,771 There goes your tip. 460 00:25:09,641 --> 00:25:10,975 What? 461 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:13,677 No, stop. I'm kidding. Stop. 462 00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:19,517 I like her. 463 00:25:23,221 --> 00:25:25,523 These grades right here 464 00:25:25,525 --> 00:25:28,058 are a one-way ticket to montana. 465 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:29,660 If I don't turn these "f"s into "a"s, 466 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:33,230 my vacation's gonna end very quickly. 467 00:25:33,232 --> 00:25:34,598 - Yo. 468 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,634 How's early retirement? 469 00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:38,202 - Incredible. 470 00:25:38,204 --> 00:25:40,104 I got to be honest with you. 471 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:41,705 I'm pretty envious. 472 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:44,808 - I would be too. Pizza? 473 00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:47,745 - What's the catch? - "Catch"? 474 00:25:47,747 --> 00:25:50,581 - Yeah, you show up to my house unexpected, there's a catch. 475 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:53,684 - No... Just pizza. 476 00:25:53,686 --> 00:25:57,788 - I swear to god, man, if there are any catches, 477 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,223 I'm gonna slap you in the mouth. 478 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,959 - Zero catches. 479 00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:04,161 - Okay. 480 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,763 All right. 481 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:11,569 Okay, cool. 482 00:26:11,571 --> 00:26:14,939 - I need you to help me break into the school. 483 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,008 - Pizza slap! 484 00:26:32,190 --> 00:26:34,258 no. This is insane. 485 00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,360 - Which part? 486 00:26:36,362 --> 00:26:37,761 - All of it. 487 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,330 All... all of it is insane. 488 00:26:39,332 --> 00:26:42,066 - Can you be more specific? 489 00:26:42,068 --> 00:26:44,234 - Yeah. 490 00:26:44,236 --> 00:26:46,670 You want to destroy the school's security camera 491 00:26:46,672 --> 00:26:49,707 with super string - "Super string"? 492 00:26:49,709 --> 00:26:51,609 Who calls it that? 493 00:26:51,611 --> 00:26:53,978 - I don't... whatever it's called, we're not using it. 494 00:26:53,980 --> 00:26:56,313 - Fine. Would you rather use spray paint? 495 00:26:56,315 --> 00:27:01,185 - No, I'd rather not have a plan that hinges on sprayable string. 496 00:27:01,187 --> 00:27:03,320 - Okay. Anything else? 497 00:27:03,322 --> 00:27:05,623 - Uh, yeah, step one... 498 00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,625 I'm not stealing the janitor's keys. 499 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:09,059 I mean, the guy looks like jeffrey Dahmer. 500 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,761 Come on. 501 00:27:10,763 --> 00:27:13,364 That dude's a sweetheart. 502 00:27:13,366 --> 00:27:16,033 So you in? 503 00:27:16,035 --> 00:27:18,202 I can't do this without you, man. 504 00:27:18,204 --> 00:27:21,138 - I will help you hack the grading system 505 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,774 under one condition. - Which is? 506 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,676 - We need to change my biology grade. 507 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,811 - Why? What'd you get? - I'm failing... 508 00:27:27,813 --> 00:27:29,913 So is half of the entire class. 509 00:27:29,915 --> 00:27:31,949 - We'll just have to change your grade, then. 510 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:37,221 - Who are we gonna get the security code from? 511 00:27:37,223 --> 00:27:40,758 - I hear the assistant librarian has it. 512 00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:44,061 - Who is the assistant librarian? 513 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,997 - Stacy richards... 514 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,365 Or should I say "roxy"? 515 00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,000 - You can't be here. You're expelled. 516 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:52,436 - And you're suspended, so that makes two of us. 517 00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:54,772 - I'm still allowed to participate 518 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,106 in extracurricular activities. 519 00:27:56,108 --> 00:27:57,307 - Well, perfect, 'cause I got 520 00:27:57,309 --> 00:28:00,778 a great extracurricular activity for you. 521 00:28:00,780 --> 00:28:03,147 - Mrs. Taylor. - Aw, you're turning me in? 522 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,249 - Mrs. Taylor? - Sure you want to do that? 523 00:28:05,251 --> 00:28:07,818 I can give you straight "a"s. - I already have straight "a"s. 524 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:09,219 - Yeah, but what good are straight "a"s 525 00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:11,155 when you have a suspension on your record? 526 00:28:11,157 --> 00:28:14,224 - Yes, hon. 527 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,460 - I could make that disappear, you know. 528 00:28:16,462 --> 00:28:18,295 - What is it, stacy? 529 00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:20,831 - Your record would be completely clean. 530 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:25,769 - Never mind. 531 00:28:29,841 --> 00:28:33,310 What exactly do you need from me? 532 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:34,878 - The keys to the school 533 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,047 and the code for the alarm system, please. 534 00:28:37,049 --> 00:28:39,983 - What makes you think I have either of those things? 535 00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,452 - Because those things are necessary 536 00:28:41,454 --> 00:28:42,986 for assistant librarians 537 00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:45,723 to open the library on saturday morning. 538 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:56,133 - It's the one that says "do not copy". 539 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:59,970 - Yes, I know which one it is. Thank you. 540 00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:03,207 What do you plan to do with it exactly? 541 00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,942 - Copy it. 542 00:29:04,944 --> 00:29:06,877 - No, stupid, I mean, what is your course of action? 543 00:29:06,879 --> 00:29:09,847 - Well... 544 00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:11,749 Due to new security measures, 545 00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,217 my colleague and I have determined 546 00:29:13,219 --> 00:29:15,385 that it is impossible to hack the grading system 547 00:29:15,387 --> 00:29:17,221 from the outside. 548 00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:18,989 We need access to truman's computer, 549 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:21,525 and for that, we will need one key 550 00:29:21,527 --> 00:29:25,462 and one security system code, which is...? 551 00:29:25,464 --> 00:29:28,899 1,036. 552 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:31,802 - Oh! Like the number of parties you missed. 553 00:29:31,804 --> 00:29:34,404 - Or the number of jobs you won't qualify for. 554 00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:36,507 - Ouch. 555 00:29:48,086 --> 00:29:52,089 - Felix? - Hey, mom. 556 00:29:52,091 --> 00:29:54,792 - It's late, honey. What's going on? 557 00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,927 - Uh, just a chemistry project... 558 00:29:56,929 --> 00:29:58,929 For school, school chemistry. 559 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,265 - "Chemistry"? - Yeah. 560 00:30:03,268 --> 00:30:05,402 - Is this a... 561 00:30:05,404 --> 00:30:06,870 - Smoke bomb. 562 00:30:06,872 --> 00:30:08,405 - Yeah. - Yes. 563 00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:10,107 Yes, it is. 564 00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,110 - All right, well, don't go blowing yourself up 565 00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,812 - or anything. - I won't. 566 00:30:14,814 --> 00:30:17,281 - And get to bed at a reasonable hour. 567 00:30:30,094 --> 00:30:31,428 Danny. 568 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,101 What are you wearing? 569 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:41,138 - Me? I'm dressed like a normal human. 570 00:30:41,140 --> 00:30:43,140 - You? - Well... 571 00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:46,243 I'm wearing black stuff, b-burglary stuff. 572 00:30:46,245 --> 00:30:48,111 - You can't do that. 573 00:30:48,113 --> 00:30:50,447 - Why can I not do that? 574 00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:52,549 - Are you robbing a bank? 575 00:30:52,551 --> 00:30:53,884 - What? 576 00:30:53,886 --> 00:30:57,020 - Are you? - Maybe I am. 577 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,623 - Oh, then by all means, dress like that. 578 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:01,058 I'm just wondering where your big money bag is 579 00:31:01,060 --> 00:31:02,292 with the dollar sign on it? 580 00:31:02,294 --> 00:31:03,961 - Oh, oh. 581 00:31:03,963 --> 00:31:05,462 You're so funny, yeah, let me go... 582 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:08,966 I'm gonna go do that real quick. I'll do that. 583 00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,445 - Okay, wait. Hold up, hold up, hold up. 584 00:31:21,447 --> 00:31:23,513 Can we... can we think about this for just a split second? 585 00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,984 Like, we're about to commit a-a legit crime right now. 586 00:31:26,986 --> 00:31:31,355 Do you understand the gravity of the situation at all? 587 00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:33,624 Okay, I take that as a no. Great. 588 00:31:33,626 --> 00:31:35,259 Ow. Oh. 589 00:31:38,897 --> 00:31:41,198 All right, all right, all right. 590 00:32:05,924 --> 00:32:07,591 What the hell, man? I told you... 591 00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,426 no super string. 592 00:32:09,428 --> 00:32:12,562 - What is it with you and super string? 593 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:14,231 - Nothing. You know what? Let's just... 594 00:32:14,233 --> 00:32:15,499 we'll forget about it. 595 00:32:15,501 --> 00:32:17,234 - No, no. What, what? Whoa, wait. 596 00:32:17,236 --> 00:32:22,205 Do you have, like, some dark history with string? 597 00:32:22,207 --> 00:32:24,174 Were your parents killed by strings? 598 00:32:24,176 --> 00:32:26,710 - No, you douche. I am allergic to latex. 599 00:32:26,712 --> 00:32:29,379 I can't be around super string 'cause it burns my skin. 600 00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:33,483 - Relax. I'm just gonna black out the camera. 601 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,054 - Oh, my god! I'm so sorry! 602 00:32:37,056 --> 00:32:38,355 - This is my nightmare. - Shh! 603 00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:39,723 - This is my nightmare! It's everywhere! 604 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:41,391 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 605 00:32:41,393 --> 00:32:43,593 - The knot was on the wrong way. - Oh, I bet it was. 606 00:32:43,595 --> 00:32:45,362 - Are you good? 607 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,664 - Yeah, oh, I'm perfectly fine, you moron. 608 00:32:52,003 --> 00:32:54,738 - How many times... - Shh. 609 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,540 - Did I say it? I said, "no super string"! 610 00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,241 - Jeez. - I am sorry. 611 00:32:58,243 --> 00:32:59,609 I didn't know. - Oh, "you're sorry. 612 00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,611 You didn't know." 613 00:33:03,481 --> 00:33:05,716 - Ready? 614 00:33:05,718 --> 00:33:09,086 Yeah, I'm ready. 615 00:33:17,029 --> 00:33:18,128 - Yeah. 616 00:33:18,130 --> 00:33:20,130 Boom town. 617 00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,599 - Don't celebrate yet, man. 618 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:25,168 - Hey, hey. 619 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:27,037 Don't make me use this, bro. 620 00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,539 - Are you looking to get punched in the balls today? 621 00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,241 Don't... hey! 622 00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:32,442 No. Felix. 623 00:33:32,444 --> 00:33:36,113 No! Don't! Felix, no! 624 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:18,455 - What? - I can't do it. 625 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,057 He'll wake up. 626 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,625 - So how are we gonna move the laptop? 627 00:34:21,627 --> 00:34:24,528 - We don't have to. 628 00:34:26,831 --> 00:34:30,100 - Where did you even find this? - I got it from truman's desk. 629 00:34:30,102 --> 00:34:31,768 Shh. 630 00:34:44,816 --> 00:34:47,717 - And... 631 00:34:47,719 --> 00:34:49,252 Got it. 632 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,821 - You're a wizard, danny. 633 00:34:50,823 --> 00:34:52,856 - You know it, bitch. 634 00:34:55,359 --> 00:34:57,094 - What are you doing? 635 00:34:57,096 --> 00:34:59,696 - I'm bugging his computer to keep tabs on him. 636 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,467 - "Keep tabs"? - Yeah. 637 00:35:03,469 --> 00:35:05,535 If he figures out that we tampered with the grades, 638 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,870 we're gonna want to know about it. 639 00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:08,572 - Ah, got it. 640 00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:10,273 - Now let's change your biology grade. 641 00:35:10,275 --> 00:35:13,577 - Yes, let's do that. 642 00:35:21,552 --> 00:35:23,687 Okay, what gpa do you want? 643 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,689 - 3.5 should be good. 644 00:35:25,691 --> 00:35:28,291 - 4.0 coming right up. 645 00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:30,260 Really? 646 00:35:30,262 --> 00:35:32,429 - Yeah. What, you don't want straight "a" s? 647 00:35:32,431 --> 00:35:34,364 - All right. Do it. 648 00:35:34,366 --> 00:35:36,833 4.0 it is. 649 00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:48,211 There it is... straight "a" s, baby. 650 00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:49,479 - Crap, I got to put this back. 651 00:35:49,481 --> 00:35:50,780 - Oh, no way, man. 652 00:35:50,782 --> 00:35:52,215 It's mine now. 653 00:35:52,217 --> 00:35:54,284 - I got to put it back on his desk. 654 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:56,520 He's gonna know we were here. 655 00:36:09,767 --> 00:36:11,401 - What are you doing here, felix? 656 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:12,769 - What are you doing here, mr. Truman? 657 00:36:12,771 --> 00:36:14,304 It's 2:00 in the morning. 658 00:36:14,306 --> 00:36:16,373 - Uh-huh. Waiting for the police to arrive. 659 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,811 What brings you here this time... stealing computers again? 660 00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:24,381 - I think I'm gonna have to break your window, mr. Truman. 661 00:36:24,383 --> 00:36:26,950 - If you think that'll help, son, knock yourself out. 662 00:36:45,736 --> 00:36:47,837 What do you want, felix? 663 00:36:47,839 --> 00:36:50,207 - If you could let me go, that'd be great. 664 00:36:50,209 --> 00:36:54,678 - No, no, no. I mean, what is it that you want, huh? 665 00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:57,280 What kind a future do you see for yourself? 666 00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,852 Have you ever even thought about it? 667 00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:06,690 - I know what I don't want. 668 00:37:06,692 --> 00:37:10,327 I don't want a seat behind a desk for the next six years... 669 00:37:10,329 --> 00:37:14,631 So I can get a job and sit behind a desk for the next 40. 670 00:37:14,633 --> 00:37:16,499 I'm trying to live... 671 00:37:16,501 --> 00:37:19,269 Every second of my life to the fullest. 672 00:37:19,271 --> 00:37:20,971 And... 673 00:37:20,973 --> 00:37:24,474 You're making that really difficult, mr. Truman. 674 00:37:28,981 --> 00:37:31,448 - Police, open up! 675 00:37:35,686 --> 00:37:36,920 - He's over here, officer. 676 00:37:36,922 --> 00:37:39,723 - Put your hands behind your back. 677 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:02,812 Very rarely do I say this, 678 00:38:02,814 --> 00:38:07,751 but I am, without a doubt, 100% boned this time. 679 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,621 On the bright side, 680 00:38:11,623 --> 00:38:15,325 montana can't be much worse than this. 681 00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:18,428 This could be difficult to explain to my parents. 682 00:38:19,330 --> 00:38:20,830 What do you think? 683 00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,470 I never planned to end up like my brother. 684 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:32,709 - Your dad's here to pick you up. 685 00:38:32,711 --> 00:38:34,511 - Excellent. 686 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,948 - Come on out. 687 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:45,822 - Hey, there, son. 688 00:38:48,726 --> 00:38:51,761 - Mr. O'neil? 689 00:38:51,763 --> 00:38:55,465 - Do you happen to have a moist towelette, by chance? 690 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,334 - Your son's in a lot of trouble. 691 00:38:57,336 --> 00:38:58,635 - What? 692 00:38:58,637 --> 00:39:00,603 Felix, I am disappointed in you, son! 693 00:39:00,605 --> 00:39:02,405 Super, super disappointed! 694 00:39:02,407 --> 00:39:05,608 - I'm so sorry, dad. 695 00:39:07,011 --> 00:39:09,646 - Ready, son? - Yep. 696 00:39:09,648 --> 00:39:12,482 - All right, then. See you. 697 00:39:16,921 --> 00:39:18,988 - You know, I was expecting you 698 00:39:18,990 --> 00:39:21,558 to be a little bit more upset, dad. 699 00:39:21,560 --> 00:39:22,926 Or can I call you "ben" now? 700 00:39:25,796 --> 00:39:27,831 - It's good to see you, little bro. 701 00:39:27,833 --> 00:39:29,499 - Seriously. 702 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,468 I missed you, man. - I missed you too. 703 00:39:31,470 --> 00:39:32,969 How did you know is me? 704 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,838 - I mean, it wasn't hard to recognize you, 705 00:39:34,840 --> 00:39:37,674 even with that little creep-stache. 706 00:39:37,676 --> 00:39:39,109 What made you think that would work? 707 00:39:39,111 --> 00:39:41,845 - It did work, and you're welcome. 708 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:45,849 - Sorry, I just... I just can't believe he bought it. 709 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,717 What are you doing here, anyway? 710 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:50,887 - Well, that one is kind of hard to explain. 711 00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:52,455 I haven't really told mom and dad yet 712 00:39:52,457 --> 00:39:55,458 about the whole "great escape" thing, so... 713 00:39:57,862 --> 00:39:59,829 - You okay there? - Yeah. 714 00:39:59,831 --> 00:40:01,998 - I know a shortcut. 715 00:40:04,635 --> 00:40:06,636 - My brother's a different class of troublemaker. 716 00:40:06,638 --> 00:40:08,805 He's been caught more times than I can count, 717 00:40:08,807 --> 00:40:12,742 but he always manages to power through. 718 00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,911 He's a veteran rule-breaker. 719 00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:16,679 Me? 720 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:18,815 I prefer a more subtle approach. 721 00:40:18,817 --> 00:40:20,417 - Oh, yeah. 722 00:40:20,419 --> 00:40:22,452 - Mm. - Come on. 723 00:40:25,924 --> 00:40:27,657 - I got to say... 724 00:40:27,659 --> 00:40:30,860 you definitely save my ass from the mountain academy. 725 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:33,596 - Yeah, you don't want to go there. 726 00:40:33,598 --> 00:40:34,998 - So... 727 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:36,866 How did you escape? 728 00:40:36,868 --> 00:40:39,602 Isn't that place, like, maximum security? 729 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:42,572 - To be honest, it was pretty easy. 730 00:40:42,574 --> 00:40:44,874 - How? 731 00:40:44,876 --> 00:40:47,010 - I shipped myself out. 732 00:40:48,712 --> 00:40:52,182 Last semester I got a job in the mail room. 733 00:40:52,184 --> 00:40:54,651 Every monday I would sort through everybody's letters 734 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:57,020 from a giant sack. 735 00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,923 The other kids starting calling me "sack boy." 736 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:03,726 But I had the last laugh. 737 00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,208 I was supposed to ship back a broken tandem bike 738 00:41:18,210 --> 00:41:20,009 from our fitness class. 739 00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:24,013 But there was just enough space for me to crawl inside. 740 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:25,582 So I hopped in the box 741 00:41:25,584 --> 00:41:28,051 and I shipped myself to freedom. 742 00:41:28,053 --> 00:41:29,886 - Wait. Seriously? 743 00:41:29,888 --> 00:41:31,554 How were you able to breathe? 744 00:41:31,556 --> 00:41:33,656 - There was plenty of oxygen, as I recall. 745 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:36,626 The box was shipped ground. - Wait, wait, wait. 746 00:41:36,628 --> 00:41:38,761 - So you just changed the address on the box? 747 00:41:38,763 --> 00:41:41,498 - Shipped myself right to our doorstep, baby. 748 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:43,733 - The crate... you were in that crate. 749 00:41:43,735 --> 00:41:45,935 - Yes, dude, you walked right pass me. 750 00:41:45,937 --> 00:41:46,936 - Oh. 751 00:41:51,976 --> 00:41:54,010 - Stretching my legs was... 752 00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:57,947 Borderline orgasmic. 753 00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:01,251 Sneaking into the house was easy. 754 00:42:01,253 --> 00:42:05,221 Finding a permanent hiding spot was even easier. 755 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,126 I quickly discovered that the attic 756 00:42:10,128 --> 00:42:12,295 is the most badass part of the house. 757 00:42:12,297 --> 00:42:14,697 My old box of toys was up there. 758 00:42:14,699 --> 00:42:16,666 So was santa claus. 759 00:42:16,668 --> 00:42:19,903 It was a little cramped, but I made do with what I had. 760 00:42:22,706 --> 00:42:24,974 For the last few days, I've been living in the attic, 761 00:42:24,976 --> 00:42:27,277 off of hot dogs and candy. 762 00:42:41,992 --> 00:42:43,059 Hello? 763 00:42:43,061 --> 00:42:44,761 When I heard you were arrested, 764 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:46,629 I immediately knew what had to be done. 765 00:42:46,631 --> 00:42:49,566 Oh, yes. This is certainly him. 766 00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,768 - We're gonna need you to pick him up at the station. 767 00:42:51,770 --> 00:42:54,237 - Absolutely. I'll be right there to pick him up, 768 00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:57,173 'cause I'm his dad. 769 00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:01,811 - I mean this in the best possible way, 770 00:43:01,813 --> 00:43:04,647 but you are insane. 771 00:43:04,649 --> 00:43:06,616 I can't thank you enough, man. 772 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,952 - Of course, dude. I got you. 773 00:43:08,954 --> 00:43:10,353 - You do know 774 00:43:10,355 --> 00:43:13,289 that we are about five miles from the house. 775 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,191 Are we walking the whole way? 776 00:43:15,193 --> 00:43:16,893 - Nope. 777 00:43:21,198 --> 00:43:23,232 I fixed it... 778 00:43:24,768 --> 00:43:26,736 Sort of. 779 00:43:26,738 --> 00:43:30,173 - Dude, what is wrong with this bike? 780 00:43:30,175 --> 00:43:31,808 - A lot of things. 781 00:43:38,749 --> 00:43:42,018 Sorry. 782 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,053 Okay, nice and easy. 783 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:52,862 What are you doing? 784 00:43:52,864 --> 00:43:54,764 - What do you mean? - You can't use the front door, 785 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:57,734 the alarm system activates after 10:00. 786 00:43:57,736 --> 00:44:00,169 Get it together, man. 787 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:02,305 - Okay. 788 00:44:02,307 --> 00:44:04,273 What are you doing? 789 00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:06,342 - I'm gonna sneak through my bedroom window. 790 00:44:06,344 --> 00:44:07,944 - Are you kidding me? 791 00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:09,412 It's right next to mom and dad's room. 792 00:44:09,414 --> 00:44:11,314 They're gonna hear you when you go on the roof. 793 00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,749 - Okay. 794 00:44:12,751 --> 00:44:14,651 So how do you suggest that we get in? 795 00:44:14,653 --> 00:44:16,719 - The living-room window. 796 00:44:16,721 --> 00:44:18,821 - The living-room window. 797 00:44:18,823 --> 00:44:20,123 That's a rookie move, and you know it. 798 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:21,424 That window squeaks. 799 00:44:21,426 --> 00:44:24,093 - I have done this a thousand times, felix. 800 00:44:24,095 --> 00:44:26,663 - So have I. - All right, you don't get it. 801 00:44:26,665 --> 00:44:28,765 It's my patootie if we get caught. 802 00:44:28,767 --> 00:44:31,234 Mom and dad are gonna send me right back to montana. 803 00:44:31,236 --> 00:44:33,069 Not gonna happen. 804 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,671 Executive decision... 805 00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,739 we're going through the living-room window. 806 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:39,042 - Let's go. - Fine. 807 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:40,243 But once you're in the attic, 808 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:43,046 you need to be absolutely silent. 809 00:44:43,048 --> 00:44:45,915 Mom is the world's lightest sleeper. 810 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,750 - You don't need to tell me this, man. 811 00:44:47,752 --> 00:44:49,352 I'll be as quiet as a rodent. 812 00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:52,221 - Mouse, as quiet as a mouse. 813 00:44:52,223 --> 00:44:53,956 - A mouse is a rodent. 814 00:44:53,958 --> 00:44:55,725 - Yeah, but so is a squirrel. 815 00:44:55,727 --> 00:44:58,027 - Squirrels are relatively quiet, man. 816 00:44:58,029 --> 00:45:01,030 - I'm gonna kill you. 817 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,832 - Okay, all right. Sorry. 818 00:45:31,730 --> 00:45:32,895 Go, go, go. 819 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,997 - Honey? Is that you? 820 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,766 - This way, this way. 821 00:45:40,037 --> 00:45:42,138 Come on, this way. 822 00:45:45,309 --> 00:45:47,009 - Hey. - Hey. 823 00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:49,245 - What happened to going to bed at a reasonable hour? 824 00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:52,281 - I did, I was asleep, I just really needed a... 825 00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:56,085 - Banana. - Don't touch that. 826 00:45:56,087 --> 00:45:57,754 It was expensive. 827 00:45:57,756 --> 00:45:59,021 - Really? 828 00:45:59,023 --> 00:46:00,456 - The bowl. 829 00:46:00,458 --> 00:46:01,824 - Oh. 830 00:46:04,095 --> 00:46:05,528 I got a call tonight 831 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,930 from the mountain academy about your brother. 832 00:46:07,932 --> 00:46:10,133 - Yeah. - They can't find him. 833 00:46:10,135 --> 00:46:12,468 He escaped. 834 00:46:12,470 --> 00:46:14,937 They've been searching the area, 835 00:46:14,939 --> 00:46:17,206 and they haven't found anything yet. 836 00:46:17,208 --> 00:46:18,975 I am just... I am worried to death. 837 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:20,409 - I-I know your brother... - Mom. 838 00:46:20,411 --> 00:46:22,378 - And I know what he's capable of, and I... 839 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:26,382 - it's okay. Ben's gonna be fine. 840 00:46:26,384 --> 00:46:29,819 - You don't happen to know anything about this, do you? 841 00:46:29,821 --> 00:46:32,355 - No. No. I- 842 00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:37,193 - you don't think he'd come here to the... 843 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:40,830 what was that? 844 00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:42,165 - Was that upstairs? 845 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,100 - No. 846 00:46:44,102 --> 00:46:45,868 - Yeah, I think it was upstairs. Probably... 847 00:46:45,870 --> 00:46:47,904 - no, it came from right over here. 848 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:54,343 What did you do? 849 00:46:54,345 --> 00:46:57,346 Felix, what is wrong with you? 850 00:46:57,348 --> 00:47:00,216 I told you that was expensive. 851 00:47:00,218 --> 00:47:03,452 Why would you do something like that? 852 00:47:05,956 --> 00:47:08,891 Are you gonna help me clean it up? 853 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:15,364 Felix! 854 00:47:15,366 --> 00:47:17,433 - Just trying to help. 855 00:47:34,418 --> 00:47:37,386 The answer is "b." - Are you insane? 856 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:39,255 - I need the report card. 857 00:47:39,257 --> 00:47:41,424 - Do you not see that I'm in the middle of a test right now? 858 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:42,525 Just get it at lunch. 859 00:47:49,466 --> 00:47:51,067 - Hey, hey. 860 00:47:51,069 --> 00:47:52,301 My mom's been on my ass all week. 861 00:47:52,303 --> 00:47:53,436 I need it now. 862 00:47:56,306 --> 00:47:59,275 - You're killing me. - Yeah, buddy. 863 00:48:04,481 --> 00:48:05,648 Thank you. 864 00:48:05,650 --> 00:48:07,550 Hey, seriously, the answer is "b." 865 00:48:07,552 --> 00:48:10,653 - Seriously, shut up. 866 00:48:10,655 --> 00:48:12,655 - It is. I can see emily's test. 867 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:15,658 Hi. 868 00:48:15,660 --> 00:48:17,493 - Are you serious? 869 00:48:17,495 --> 00:48:19,128 - "Are you serious?" 870 00:48:34,311 --> 00:48:37,380 - Any word when we can expect to see your report card? 871 00:48:37,382 --> 00:48:39,949 - You mean... 872 00:48:39,951 --> 00:48:41,217 This one right here? 873 00:48:41,219 --> 00:48:42,551 - Is that it? 874 00:48:42,553 --> 00:48:44,620 - Yep, got it in the mail this morning. 875 00:48:44,622 --> 00:48:47,490 - Why didn't you tell us it came? 876 00:48:48,625 --> 00:48:49,992 - How do you think you did? 877 00:48:49,994 --> 00:48:52,328 - I think I did okay. 878 00:48:55,065 --> 00:48:57,500 - Oh, my god! 879 00:49:00,204 --> 00:49:01,704 - Straight "a" s... 880 00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,340 The holy grail of academia. 881 00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:07,209 Every parent wants to see their kid succeed. 882 00:49:07,211 --> 00:49:10,179 They also want the bragging rights at christmas parties. 883 00:49:10,181 --> 00:49:12,348 They want the honor roll bumper sticker 884 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,183 on the back of their minivan. 885 00:49:14,185 --> 00:49:17,253 "A" s are like a reward for properly raising your kid. 886 00:49:17,255 --> 00:49:20,423 It's like catnip for parents. 887 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,260 Wow, felix! This is... 888 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:26,996 - wow! - I can't believe it. 889 00:49:26,998 --> 00:49:29,999 You even got an "a" in mr. Harris' class. 890 00:49:30,001 --> 00:49:32,234 - What, you didn't think I'd be able to handle chemistry? 891 00:49:32,236 --> 00:49:35,171 - No, no, no, we just got a call from him a couple of weeks ago 892 00:49:35,173 --> 00:49:36,605 about a parent-teacher conference. 893 00:49:36,607 --> 00:49:38,207 I was worried there was a problem, 894 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:39,976 but apparently not. 895 00:49:39,978 --> 00:49:41,544 - No. 896 00:49:41,546 --> 00:49:44,313 - You guys aren't actually going to that, right? 897 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:47,216 - Well, your dad can't make it because he has a real job, 898 00:49:47,218 --> 00:49:48,718 but I already said yes. 899 00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,653 We're supposed to meet with him on saturday. 900 00:49:50,655 --> 00:49:52,555 - But there's really no reason to. 901 00:49:52,557 --> 00:49:54,123 I have an "a" in his class. 902 00:49:54,125 --> 00:49:56,592 - I already told him we were going, felix. 903 00:49:56,594 --> 00:49:59,562 - Okay, you could just cancel it. 904 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:02,999 - Is everything okay? - Is there... 905 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,633 Something we should know about? 906 00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,769 - No. No. I just don't want you to feel 907 00:50:06,771 --> 00:50:08,004 like you have to go. 908 00:50:08,006 --> 00:50:09,705 - We're going. 909 00:50:09,707 --> 00:50:10,773 - Great. 910 00:50:10,775 --> 00:50:12,208 - Terrible. 911 00:50:12,210 --> 00:50:14,043 That's terrible. 912 00:50:14,045 --> 00:50:15,344 - Is unreal how mr. Harris 913 00:50:15,346 --> 00:50:17,546 always manages to ruin everything. 914 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:21,083 - So I guess you got to tell your parents the truth. 915 00:50:21,085 --> 00:50:22,618 - Absolutely not. 916 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:25,221 I'm gonna fake a parent-teacher conference. 917 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,290 - Well, that sounds difficult/impossible. 918 00:50:28,292 --> 00:50:30,026 - Mm, difficult, yes. 919 00:50:30,028 --> 00:50:33,062 Impossible... 920 00:50:33,064 --> 00:50:36,132 Probably also yes, but that's never stopped us before. 921 00:50:39,336 --> 00:50:41,470 We're going to need a shady middle-aged man. 922 00:50:43,407 --> 00:50:44,807 - Why? 923 00:50:44,809 --> 00:50:47,410 - To act as mr. Harris during the conference. 924 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,781 Do you ever just stand back sometimes 925 00:50:51,783 --> 00:50:55,217 and look at your plan and think to yourself, 926 00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,620 "wow, I am dumb"? 927 00:50:57,622 --> 00:50:59,688 - Why do you got to be like this? 928 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,658 - Maybe it's because I'm sick of nearly getting arrested 929 00:51:02,660 --> 00:51:04,260 every time that I help you. 930 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:06,429 - Who says I'm asking for your help? 931 00:51:06,431 --> 00:51:08,164 - You are always asking for my help. 932 00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:10,466 - False. 933 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:13,669 I don't need it. 934 00:51:13,671 --> 00:51:16,772 - I got this. - Good... 935 00:51:16,774 --> 00:51:19,075 'Cause I would say no. - Why? 936 00:51:19,077 --> 00:51:20,242 - Because... 937 00:51:20,244 --> 00:51:22,411 I'm sick of your sketchy plans. 938 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:24,713 I help you because you're my friend, 939 00:51:24,715 --> 00:51:29,518 but I cannot keep doing this stuff. 940 00:51:29,520 --> 00:51:31,520 - No. 941 00:51:33,123 --> 00:51:35,124 It's cool. 942 00:51:39,196 --> 00:51:42,398 I'll just handle it myself. - Good luck. 943 00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:50,139 - Danny isn't wrong. 944 00:51:50,141 --> 00:51:52,141 I'm not going to contest what he said. 945 00:51:55,645 --> 00:51:58,414 Guess I'm going to have to pull this off by myself. 946 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:06,555 - Shamus. 947 00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:08,424 How's it going, man? Remember me? 948 00:52:08,426 --> 00:52:10,626 Oh, come on, shamus, it's felix! 949 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:12,428 I gave you two packs of gum last week. 950 00:52:12,430 --> 00:52:14,497 Hey. 951 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:18,801 I have a proposition for you. Are you interested? 952 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:21,804 - Let me put on some pants. 953 00:52:26,309 --> 00:52:30,613 So you expect me to dress like a teacher? 954 00:52:30,615 --> 00:52:32,314 - Yeah, we just need to convince my mom 955 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,350 that you're mr. Harris for five minutes. 956 00:52:34,352 --> 00:52:37,786 - You going to pay me? - I don't have much money. 957 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:41,624 - What do you got? - Um, 40 bucks. 958 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:43,759 - What else you got? - Um... 959 00:52:43,761 --> 00:52:45,661 A crossbow. 960 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,198 - 40 bucks and a crossbow... you got yourself a deal. 961 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,468 - Cool, cool. Just make sure you wear something nice. 962 00:52:52,470 --> 00:52:53,869 - "Something nice"? 963 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:55,804 - Yeah, like a collared shirt or something. 964 00:52:55,806 --> 00:52:57,806 Do I look like the sort of fellow 965 00:52:57,808 --> 00:52:59,775 who owns a collared shirt? 966 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:01,377 - Let's do this... 967 00:53:01,379 --> 00:53:03,579 meet me at my house tomorrow morning... 968 00:53:03,581 --> 00:53:05,214 And I'll let you borrow some of my dad's clothes. 969 00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:06,782 - All right. - Okay? 970 00:53:06,784 --> 00:53:08,918 - All right. - Cool. 971 00:53:08,920 --> 00:53:13,389 - So you want me to act like mr. Harris. 972 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:16,759 Think I can pull it off? 973 00:53:16,761 --> 00:53:18,627 - Yeah. 974 00:53:26,703 --> 00:53:29,471 - Why? Why? - What's the problem? 975 00:53:29,473 --> 00:53:31,507 - What happened with being as quiet as a rodent? 976 00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:33,409 - I was balls deep in rodent quietness 977 00:53:33,411 --> 00:53:35,544 until I found these horseshoes, 978 00:53:35,546 --> 00:53:37,446 and I was faced with a very difficult decision. 979 00:53:37,448 --> 00:53:39,215 What? 980 00:53:39,217 --> 00:53:41,417 I'm failing to see the difficulty here. 981 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:45,454 - It was horseshoes versus quietness. 982 00:53:45,456 --> 00:53:47,790 - Are you trying to get caught by mom and dad? 983 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,925 - No, okay? Look, I didn't go through the trouble 984 00:53:49,927 --> 00:53:52,428 of escaping the mountain academy just so I could be bored 985 00:53:52,430 --> 00:53:54,296 out of my frickin' mind here in the attic. 986 00:53:54,298 --> 00:53:56,865 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, out of everything you could've done, 987 00:53:56,867 --> 00:53:58,901 all this, you decide to throw horseshoes? 988 00:53:58,903 --> 00:54:02,705 - Yes. What do you do in your free time, felix? 989 00:54:02,707 --> 00:54:05,708 - It's complicated. You wouldn't believe me if I told you, but... 990 00:54:05,710 --> 00:54:07,443 - Try me. 991 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:11,247 - I just bribed a janitor with a crossbow 992 00:54:11,249 --> 00:54:13,349 to fake a parent-teacher conference. 993 00:54:13,351 --> 00:54:15,684 - That sounds amazing. Let me help you. 994 00:54:15,686 --> 00:54:17,586 - No. 995 00:54:17,588 --> 00:54:19,955 - I would be an absolute asset to your team. 996 00:54:19,957 --> 00:54:23,626 I'm professional. And how do you know your plan doesn't need me? 997 00:54:23,628 --> 00:54:26,028 - Because my plan doesn't involve getting screwed 998 00:54:26,030 --> 00:54:28,430 and going back to jail. - Okay, at least... 999 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:31,433 at the very least, tell me what you're doing. 1000 00:54:32,902 --> 00:54:34,837 - Well, first I'm going to need pizza. 1001 00:54:34,839 --> 00:54:36,739 - Okay, why pizza? 1002 00:54:36,741 --> 00:54:38,941 - Because I'm... - Stop. I know why pizza... 1003 00:54:38,943 --> 00:54:40,376 because you're going to put ex-lax 1004 00:54:40,378 --> 00:54:41,910 on the pizza, give it to the teacher. 1005 00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,545 He's going to have diarrhea 1006 00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:44,813 and not going to be able to show up to the meeting. 1007 00:54:44,815 --> 00:54:46,548 - What? No, I... - You're going to do 1008 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:48,517 the "imposter pizza delivery guy" switch, aren't you? 1009 00:54:48,519 --> 00:54:51,620 - Ben. I'm getting pizza because I'm hungry. 1010 00:54:52,622 --> 00:54:53,856 - Oh. 1011 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,642 - Where have you been? My mom's going to be here any minute. 1012 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:15,978 - You said be here at 9:00. - That was an hour ago. 1013 00:55:15,980 --> 00:55:17,579 - Oh. Huh. 1014 00:55:24,454 --> 00:55:25,921 - You know how to tie a tie, right? 1015 00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:29,792 - Well, I'll figure something out. 1016 00:55:29,794 --> 00:55:33,629 - Remember, I need you in room 34... crap. 1017 00:55:33,631 --> 00:55:35,331 - What? What? - Come on, get inside. 1018 00:55:35,333 --> 00:55:37,066 - What? What? - My mom's here. Get inside. 1019 00:55:37,068 --> 00:55:38,934 - Ooh. - Get inside. 1020 00:55:41,404 --> 00:55:42,438 Upstairs, come on. 1021 00:55:44,441 --> 00:55:45,941 No, no. 1022 00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:54,583 - Felix? 1023 00:55:54,585 --> 00:55:56,585 - Yeah? 1024 00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,422 - What's going on? What was that? 1025 00:56:00,424 --> 00:56:04,126 - W-what was what? - Never mind. 1026 00:56:04,128 --> 00:56:06,395 Remember, we have to leave for that meeting soon. 1027 00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:07,429 - Okay. 1028 00:56:27,518 --> 00:56:28,884 - Honey? 1029 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:30,753 What's going on up there? 1030 00:56:30,755 --> 00:56:33,155 - Uh, n-nothing, I just tripped. 1031 00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:36,158 - You ready to leave soon? 1032 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,893 - Yep, sounds good. 1033 00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:45,667 What the hell did you do? 1034 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:46,869 Who is that? 1035 00:56:46,871 --> 00:56:48,871 - It's shamus. - Who is shamus? 1036 00:56:48,873 --> 00:56:50,706 - He's my one hope at faking this conference. 1037 00:56:50,708 --> 00:56:52,708 - Seriously? That? - Yes. 1038 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,543 You screwed this whole thing up, man. 1039 00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:56,145 What did you do? - I don't know, man. 1040 00:56:56,147 --> 00:56:58,414 When I see bearded people in my attic, I go buck wild. 1041 00:56:58,416 --> 00:57:00,182 - Oh, you go buck wild, yeah? 1042 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:02,618 - Yeah. - Shamus, shamus, wake up. 1043 00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:04,787 - Oh, man. - Shamus, wake up. 1044 00:57:04,789 --> 00:57:08,791 Shamus, wake up, buddy! Wake up. 1045 00:57:08,793 --> 00:57:10,592 The conference is in 20 minutes. 1046 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,060 - Just tell mom he didn't show up. 1047 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:15,097 - No. The real mr. Harris is going to be there. 1048 00:57:15,099 --> 00:57:18,967 - Felix, are you ready, honey? 1049 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:21,437 - I got you, man. - No. 1050 00:57:21,439 --> 00:57:23,472 Absolutely not. Stay here. 1051 00:57:23,474 --> 00:57:25,474 - Trust me, dude, I got you. - No. 1052 00:57:25,476 --> 00:57:26,708 - Yes. 1053 00:57:26,710 --> 00:57:28,777 - Felix, let's go! 1054 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:30,078 - Be right there! 1055 00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:32,514 No! 1056 00:57:32,516 --> 00:57:35,951 - Oh, there you are, honey. Come on. 1057 00:57:35,953 --> 00:57:37,886 I don't want to be late. 1058 00:57:37,888 --> 00:57:39,888 A little anxious about this meeting. 1059 00:57:39,890 --> 00:57:41,924 I don't know what to expect. 1060 00:57:41,926 --> 00:57:44,860 - I know exactly how you feel. 1061 00:58:57,867 --> 00:59:00,536 - Boom town. 1062 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:10,579 Target acquired. 1063 00:59:45,715 --> 00:59:48,784 - Yeah, unfortunately, I'm not gonna be available 1064 00:59:48,786 --> 00:59:50,919 till late this afternoon. 1065 00:59:50,921 --> 00:59:52,287 You got it. 1066 01:00:05,635 --> 01:00:09,137 - Mrs. Anders, you're not due here until 12:00 noon. 1067 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:13,609 - Oh, mrs. O'neil. I'm felix's mom. 1068 01:00:13,611 --> 01:00:15,711 - Felix's mom? 1069 01:00:15,713 --> 01:00:17,846 Felix... 1070 01:00:17,848 --> 01:00:20,616 What's going on here? 1071 01:00:20,618 --> 01:00:23,986 - Ooh, were we scheduled later? - No, no, no, no. 1072 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:26,688 You weren't scheduled at all. 1073 01:00:26,690 --> 01:00:28,390 - I don't understand. 1074 01:00:28,392 --> 01:00:31,393 Oh, is this because felix got an "a" in your class? 1075 01:00:31,395 --> 01:00:34,029 That's, uh... 1076 01:00:34,031 --> 01:00:38,634 No, felix never got an "a" in my class. 1077 01:00:38,636 --> 01:00:41,837 Felix never even passed my class. 1078 01:00:48,145 --> 01:00:50,846 - Are you sure you're thinking of the right student? 1079 01:00:50,848 --> 01:00:52,881 - Oh, I'm positive. 1080 01:00:54,385 --> 01:00:57,853 - Felix, would you like to explain this? 1081 01:01:00,857 --> 01:01:04,226 - Mrs. O'neil, you're aware that your son... 1082 01:01:04,228 --> 01:01:06,128 No longer attends my class, right? 1083 01:01:08,698 --> 01:01:10,165 Yeah, felix... 1084 01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,739 - oh, my god. 1085 01:01:17,741 --> 01:01:19,908 Mr. Harris? 1086 01:01:19,910 --> 01:01:22,744 Mr. Harris, are you okay? 1087 01:01:22,746 --> 01:01:25,180 - This is perfectly normal. - How is this normal? 1088 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:27,783 - He's narcoleptic or something. - Oh. 1089 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:30,752 I'm calling an ambulance. - No, mom, he's fine. 1090 01:01:33,189 --> 01:01:34,823 - Yes, a teacher just... - He's okay, he really is. 1091 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:36,158 - Had a stroke or something. - Trust me. 1092 01:01:36,160 --> 01:01:39,728 - I don't know. We need medical help. 1093 01:01:39,730 --> 01:01:41,063 - Mom, we don't need help. We got it. 1094 01:01:41,065 --> 01:01:43,198 - Eastwood high school. - We got this. 1095 01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,800 - Please hurry. - He does this all the time. 1096 01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:47,235 - I'll wait outside. - No, wait, mom. 1097 01:01:47,237 --> 01:01:50,105 Mom, chill, chill, chill, chill. 1098 01:01:50,107 --> 01:01:52,441 - Oh, my god. 1099 01:01:53,910 --> 01:01:55,811 Ben? 1100 01:01:55,813 --> 01:01:58,013 What is going on here? 1101 01:01:58,015 --> 01:01:59,448 Ben, what's wrong? 1102 01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:02,951 - I tried. He just... felix... 1103 01:02:02,953 --> 01:02:06,054 - oh, my god, what is wrong with him? 1104 01:02:06,056 --> 01:02:08,457 - Honey? - I don't want montana. 1105 01:02:08,459 --> 01:02:10,125 - Oh. 1106 01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:14,062 Wait a minute. W-what the hell is he doing here? 1107 01:02:14,064 --> 01:02:16,498 - I don't know. He... why would he be here? 1108 01:02:16,500 --> 01:02:19,801 - Don't you dare lie to me. I want answers. 1109 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:24,306 You failed mr. Harris' class, didn't you? 1110 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:25,874 - No, I didn't... 1111 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:27,743 - you faked your grades? - What? 1112 01:02:27,745 --> 01:02:31,313 - I am gonna talk to mr. Truman about this immediately. 1113 01:02:31,315 --> 01:02:34,216 - He's not here. It's the weekend. 1114 01:02:34,218 --> 01:02:36,384 - Well, then I plan on meeting with him 1115 01:02:36,386 --> 01:02:38,487 first thing monday morning. 1116 01:02:38,489 --> 01:02:41,990 And when we get home, you go to your room, 1117 01:02:41,992 --> 01:02:45,994 because you are grounded... Indefinitely. 1118 01:02:49,332 --> 01:02:52,400 - Well, at least no one got arrested. 1119 01:02:54,537 --> 01:02:58,073 Luckily, ben used the right amount of sedative. 1120 01:02:58,075 --> 01:03:00,542 Mr. Harris was taken to the hospital 1121 01:03:00,544 --> 01:03:04,212 and woke up a few hours later with short-term amnesia. 1122 01:03:06,883 --> 01:03:08,416 Shamus regained consciousness 1123 01:03:08,418 --> 01:03:11,486 and left the house before we returned. 1124 01:03:11,488 --> 01:03:14,422 He made sure to raid our pantry first. 1125 01:03:20,264 --> 01:03:22,464 - You've reached the office of principal truman. 1126 01:03:22,466 --> 01:03:24,833 Please leave a message after the beep. 1127 01:03:24,835 --> 01:03:27,302 - Hi, mr. Truman, this is julie o'neil... 1128 01:03:27,304 --> 01:03:29,171 - This happens to be the third voice mail 1129 01:03:29,173 --> 01:03:30,539 my mom has left for mr. Truman. 1130 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:32,207 - I'm sorry to call again... 1131 01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:34,075 - Hoping she doesn't get through anytime soon. 1132 01:03:34,077 --> 01:03:37,112 - Concerned about my son... 1133 01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,881 - Ben. 1134 01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:42,184 Ben tried to take the blame for the whole thing. 1135 01:03:42,186 --> 01:03:44,019 Mom wasn't sure what to believe. 1136 01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:47,455 Regardless, he was sent back to the mountain academy, 1137 01:03:47,457 --> 01:03:50,959 or, as he calls it, "project butthole." 1138 01:03:55,832 --> 01:03:58,200 He told me he's already planned his next escape. 1139 01:03:59,535 --> 01:04:03,572 As for me, the vacation's over. 1140 01:04:03,574 --> 01:04:07,943 I may not want to spend my life at a desk job, 1141 01:04:07,945 --> 01:04:10,412 but I sure as hell don't want to spend it in jail either. 1142 01:04:15,551 --> 01:04:17,886 - Hey, let's do something fun. 1143 01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:21,356 - I can't. I'm grounded. 1144 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:23,358 - I have pizza. 1145 01:04:29,198 --> 01:04:31,199 - Hey. - Hi. 1146 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:33,034 So what did they ground you for? 1147 01:04:34,904 --> 01:04:37,005 - It's... 1148 01:04:37,007 --> 01:04:39,007 Hard to explain. 1149 01:04:39,009 --> 01:04:41,343 - Well, other than that, how are you doing? 1150 01:04:41,345 --> 01:04:43,178 - Well... 1151 01:04:43,180 --> 01:04:44,579 My parents are on the verge 1152 01:04:44,581 --> 01:04:48,617 of finding out I've been expelled, so... 1153 01:04:48,619 --> 01:04:50,986 - Okay, wait. 1154 01:04:50,988 --> 01:04:54,089 - They don't know? - No. 1155 01:04:54,091 --> 01:04:58,260 They are gonna flip when they find out. 1156 01:04:58,262 --> 01:05:01,997 - Yeah, that could be a problem. 1157 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:06,368 - I just... I just want to turn things around. 1158 01:05:06,370 --> 01:05:09,905 I think I really messed up this time. 1159 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:12,007 I... 1160 01:05:12,009 --> 01:05:15,911 I want to do the right thing, but I'm not... 1161 01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:18,513 I'm not entirely sure what that is. 1162 01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:21,082 I can't keep lying to my parents. 1163 01:05:21,084 --> 01:05:25,220 - Well, maybe you don't have to lie to them at all. 1164 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:28,390 - Huh? 1165 01:05:30,126 --> 01:05:32,160 What do you mean by that? 1166 01:05:34,397 --> 01:05:37,332 I think I've broken into eastwood enough times this week. 1167 01:05:37,334 --> 01:05:40,435 - We're not breaking in, silly. Come on. 1168 01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,652 - This is crazy. 1169 01:05:57,654 --> 01:06:00,255 You can almost see the whole campus from here. 1170 01:06:00,257 --> 01:06:03,692 - I know. It's awesome, right? - Yeah, it is. 1171 01:06:03,694 --> 01:06:06,528 So many good memories here. 1172 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:09,230 - Yeah. - I'm going to miss it. 1173 01:06:09,232 --> 01:06:11,132 Montana's gonna suck. 1174 01:06:11,134 --> 01:06:16,104 - Come on, don't say that. There's a way out of this. 1175 01:06:16,106 --> 01:06:18,273 - My mom's not gonna stop until she finds the truth. 1176 01:06:18,275 --> 01:06:19,574 - Well... 1177 01:06:19,576 --> 01:06:22,510 If you could get truman to re-enroll you, 1178 01:06:22,512 --> 01:06:25,113 you will not have to lie to your mom at all. 1179 01:06:25,115 --> 01:06:27,148 You'd actually be going to eastwood. 1180 01:06:27,150 --> 01:06:29,184 - I'm not exactly in the position to get truman 1181 01:06:29,186 --> 01:06:31,619 to do anything for me. 1182 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:33,422 - Then I guess you're going to have to get him 1183 01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:34,689 to see things your way. 1184 01:06:34,691 --> 01:06:37,225 - Do you know something I don't? 1185 01:06:37,227 --> 01:06:39,194 - Possibly. 1186 01:06:39,196 --> 01:06:40,996 - What? 1187 01:06:40,998 --> 01:06:43,198 - Well, you know that pizza place I work for? 1188 01:06:43,200 --> 01:06:44,366 - Yeah. 1189 01:06:44,368 --> 01:06:46,735 - We deliver 24 hours a day. 1190 01:06:46,737 --> 01:06:48,770 - So? 1191 01:06:48,772 --> 01:06:50,672 - So... 1192 01:06:50,674 --> 01:06:53,708 That means... 1193 01:06:53,710 --> 01:06:55,377 Wait for it. 1194 01:06:55,379 --> 01:06:57,178 Now. 1195 01:07:02,051 --> 01:07:03,585 - I don't get it. 1196 01:07:06,789 --> 01:07:11,092 - Whoa. Is that mr. Truman? - Yeah. 1197 01:07:11,094 --> 01:07:12,694 - What is he doing? - I don't know. 1198 01:07:12,696 --> 01:07:16,097 He orders a barbecue-chicken pizza every saturday night. 1199 01:07:16,099 --> 01:07:18,500 - Why? - No idea. 1200 01:07:18,502 --> 01:07:21,036 Want to find out? 1201 01:07:40,189 --> 01:07:42,257 What do you think he's looking at? 1202 01:07:42,259 --> 01:07:45,093 - I don't know. What time is it? 1203 01:07:45,095 --> 01:07:46,528 It's 11:00. 1204 01:07:50,366 --> 01:07:54,269 What is he doing here so late? 1205 01:07:54,271 --> 01:07:55,703 - Shady stuff. 1206 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:59,374 I wish we could see his screen. 1207 01:08:00,776 --> 01:08:02,577 - I think that can be arranged. 1208 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:18,126 - Oh. 1209 01:08:26,570 --> 01:08:29,537 - what are you doing here? - I'm sorry. 1210 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:31,106 - I know. 1211 01:08:31,108 --> 01:08:32,841 - I really mean that. 1212 01:08:33,877 --> 01:08:35,577 - I know. 1213 01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:37,712 - Asking you to risk your neck for me all the time 1214 01:08:37,714 --> 01:08:40,748 is pretty selfish. 1215 01:08:40,750 --> 01:08:44,119 I just want you to know that if it was you who needed me 1216 01:08:44,121 --> 01:08:45,553 to do some shady stuff, 1217 01:08:45,555 --> 01:08:47,889 I would do it in an instant. 1218 01:08:47,891 --> 01:08:51,126 - Well, I was planning 1219 01:08:51,128 --> 01:08:53,294 on stealing the declaration of independence. 1220 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,767 - I brought you a burrito. 1221 01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:03,905 - Yeah, okay, I forgive you. 1222 01:09:05,341 --> 01:09:08,143 Who's that? 1223 01:09:08,145 --> 01:09:09,444 - Oh, that's katie. 1224 01:09:09,446 --> 01:09:13,148 - Hi. - Hi. 1225 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,457 You really think there's something shady on here? 1226 01:09:22,459 --> 01:09:24,592 - Absolutely. There's... there's got to be. 1227 01:09:24,594 --> 01:09:26,861 - So you recorded this from truman's computer? 1228 01:09:26,863 --> 01:09:28,897 - Yeah. What time did you see him log on? 1229 01:09:28,899 --> 01:09:31,599 Around 11:00. 1230 01:09:31,601 --> 01:09:33,501 - Wait. How far back does this go? 1231 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:35,503 - I mean, technically, we can go all the way back to the point 1232 01:09:35,505 --> 01:09:36,838 where we bugged his computer. 1233 01:09:36,840 --> 01:09:38,473 I got everything on the hard drive, so... 1234 01:09:38,475 --> 01:09:40,508 - Wait, wait, look. 1235 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,645 He plays online blackjack? 1236 01:09:43,647 --> 01:09:46,181 But why would he do this in the middle of the night 1237 01:09:46,183 --> 01:09:47,582 at school? 1238 01:09:47,584 --> 01:09:50,585 - I mean... he must be hiding it from someone. 1239 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,587 - His wife, probably. 1240 01:09:55,224 --> 01:09:57,425 - Whoa, look at this. 1241 01:09:57,427 --> 01:10:00,461 He just lost $600 right there. - Oh... 1242 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,230 - I'd say he definitely has a problem. 1243 01:10:02,232 --> 01:10:04,599 - Oh, wow. 1244 01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:07,502 - No, this is insane. He just lost another grand. 1245 01:10:07,504 --> 01:10:10,271 - Wow! He sucks. 1246 01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:11,940 I mean, he's got to give up at some point, right? 1247 01:10:11,942 --> 01:10:13,841 I mean, this is crazy. 1248 01:10:13,843 --> 01:10:15,677 - Maybe his wife might want to see this. 1249 01:10:17,446 --> 01:10:19,547 Yeah. 1250 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:21,449 What's he doing? Is he quitting? 1251 01:10:22,785 --> 01:10:24,819 - I don't know. 1252 01:10:28,557 --> 01:10:31,926 - Does that...? 1253 01:10:31,928 --> 01:10:34,562 Does that say "eastwood"? 1254 01:10:36,699 --> 01:10:38,233 - Wait. Did he just... 1255 01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:41,769 - he just stole money from the school. 1256 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:45,240 - Dude, that is, like, serious jail time right there. 1257 01:10:45,242 --> 01:10:46,474 This is huge. 1258 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,576 - Wait. So we just recorded... 1259 01:10:48,578 --> 01:10:52,480 - we just recorded blackmail jackpot. 1260 01:10:52,482 --> 01:10:56,017 - Dude, I can't believe this. He must be out of his mind. 1261 01:10:56,019 --> 01:10:58,586 - Does this mean we can get truman to re-enroll you? 1262 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:02,590 - This means we can get truman to do anything. 1263 01:11:02,592 --> 01:11:04,692 - Yes. 1264 01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:05,827 Yes! 1265 01:11:28,851 --> 01:11:32,487 - Ooh, tell him to come alone. 1266 01:11:32,489 --> 01:11:34,322 - But who would he bring? 1267 01:11:34,324 --> 01:11:36,858 - Just do it. It's creepy. 1268 01:11:36,860 --> 01:11:41,429 - Oh, also tell him he's a douche. 1269 01:11:41,431 --> 01:11:43,431 - Why? 1270 01:11:43,433 --> 01:11:45,066 - 'Cause he's a douche. 1271 01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,711 - You going to bed soon? 1272 01:12:00,649 --> 01:12:02,483 Felix. 1273 01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:05,620 - Sorry. Yeah, I'm going to pass out in a bit. 1274 01:12:05,622 --> 01:12:07,522 - Okay, just checking in on you. 1275 01:12:07,524 --> 01:12:09,657 Get some sleep. 1276 01:12:09,659 --> 01:12:12,060 - Good night, dad. 1277 01:12:26,642 --> 01:12:28,009 Gary. 1278 01:12:28,011 --> 01:12:29,410 Nice car. 1279 01:12:30,446 --> 01:12:32,447 - Are you really this stupid? 1280 01:12:32,449 --> 01:12:34,849 How many times do I need to have you arrested this week? 1281 01:12:36,386 --> 01:12:38,553 - Oh, you're going to call the cops? 1282 01:12:38,555 --> 01:12:39,954 If you are, then great. 1283 01:12:39,956 --> 01:12:41,723 I'd love to tell them about the $10,000 1284 01:12:41,725 --> 01:12:45,760 you stole from the school to fund your gambling addiction. 1285 01:12:45,762 --> 01:12:47,995 Yeah. - It's your word against mine. 1286 01:12:47,997 --> 01:12:51,499 Who do you think they're gonna side with, anyway? 1287 01:12:51,501 --> 01:12:53,534 - I bugged your laptop, gary. 1288 01:12:53,536 --> 01:12:56,037 I have hard evidence of all your activity 1289 01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:58,005 on my hard drive. 1290 01:12:58,007 --> 01:13:00,842 And, frankly, I don't think they're going to have trouble 1291 01:13:00,844 --> 01:13:02,377 picking sides. 1292 01:13:05,514 --> 01:13:07,648 - What is this? 1293 01:13:07,650 --> 01:13:10,385 Do you want money? What do you want? 1294 01:13:10,387 --> 01:13:11,619 - Enrollment. 1295 01:13:11,621 --> 01:13:13,721 - "Enrollment"? - I want enrollment 1296 01:13:13,723 --> 01:13:15,690 in the next semester at eastwood. 1297 01:13:15,692 --> 01:13:17,859 And I want the forms filled out by monday. 1298 01:13:17,861 --> 01:13:21,095 - That's ridiculous. - Gary. 1299 01:13:21,097 --> 01:13:23,498 These last few days have been hell for me. 1300 01:13:23,500 --> 01:13:25,466 But I know there's still a chance for me 1301 01:13:25,468 --> 01:13:27,468 to set things straight. 1302 01:13:27,470 --> 01:13:29,704 - W-what are you talking about? 1303 01:13:29,706 --> 01:13:31,873 - You once asked me, 1304 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:33,608 "what kind of future do you see for yourself"? 1305 01:13:33,610 --> 01:13:36,411 I thought about it... 1306 01:13:36,413 --> 01:13:39,714 A lot. 1307 01:13:39,716 --> 01:13:42,417 And my future is here at eastwood. 1308 01:13:42,419 --> 01:13:44,185 - No, that's not gonna happen, felix. 1309 01:13:44,187 --> 01:13:45,853 The faculty won't approve it. 1310 01:13:47,456 --> 01:13:48,790 - I think you'll find the way. 1311 01:13:48,792 --> 01:13:51,692 - Oh, really? Why is that? 1312 01:13:51,694 --> 01:13:53,961 - 'Cause you don't want to go to jail, gary. 1313 01:13:58,067 --> 01:13:59,767 - You're not listening. 1314 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:02,069 I need those forms authorized by tomorrow morning. 1315 01:14:02,071 --> 01:14:03,571 You understand? 1316 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:05,640 Hold on a second. 1317 01:14:05,642 --> 01:14:07,875 Come on in, come on in. Hi. 1318 01:14:09,144 --> 01:14:10,945 I need you to search for form a-13. 1319 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:12,914 It's the enrollment form, okay? - Yeah, of course. 1320 01:14:12,916 --> 01:14:14,682 Get right on it. - Great. Great. 1321 01:14:14,684 --> 01:14:17,018 - Yeah, I've got my t.A. Working on it right now, uh-huh. 1322 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,137 - Felix! 1323 01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:39,607 What in the... - danny! 1324 01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:41,008 - No, no, no! 1325 01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:43,211 - Ow! Ow! - Chill. 1326 01:14:43,213 --> 01:14:46,514 - I hate you. I hate you... 1327 01:14:46,516 --> 01:14:48,149 But I respect you. 1328 01:14:48,151 --> 01:14:50,117 Oh. Okay. 1329 01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:51,853 Ah. Wait, so... 1330 01:14:51,855 --> 01:14:53,254 okay, so how did last night with truman go? 1331 01:14:53,256 --> 01:14:55,156 - Is he gonna enroll you? - Uh... 1332 01:14:55,158 --> 01:14:58,259 He didn't exactly say yes, but he didn't say no either, 1333 01:14:58,261 --> 01:15:00,161 so... 1334 01:15:00,163 --> 01:15:03,865 - Maybe you need to threaten him a little more. 1335 01:15:05,901 --> 01:15:07,502 - What is this? 1336 01:15:07,504 --> 01:15:09,270 Uh, an enrollment form. 1337 01:15:09,272 --> 01:15:10,972 - For felix? 1338 01:15:13,743 --> 01:15:14,909 - Yes. 1339 01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,544 - Why? 1340 01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:18,946 - It's... 1341 01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:20,681 It's not so easy to explain. 1342 01:15:20,683 --> 01:15:23,551 - You can't do this. 1343 01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:25,820 - He's got me in a really bad spot, vanessa. 1344 01:15:25,822 --> 01:15:27,622 - What is it... blackmail? Don't even... 1345 01:15:27,624 --> 01:15:29,624 don't even say anything. You don't have to say anything. 1346 01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:32,760 - I-I really don't have a choice here. 1347 01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:37,265 - Mr. Truman, yes, you do. I can help you. 1348 01:15:37,267 --> 01:15:38,799 - "If my demands aren't met, 1349 01:15:38,801 --> 01:15:40,568 "then I will be forced 1350 01:15:40,570 --> 01:15:43,971 to turn the hard drive directly over to the police." 1351 01:15:43,973 --> 01:15:45,907 - How was that? - Perfect. 1352 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:48,042 - Pounds all around. 1353 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,977 - Amazing. 1354 01:15:49,979 --> 01:15:52,079 - You guys want to get burritos? I'm starving. 1355 01:15:52,081 --> 01:15:54,315 - Yeah. - Aren't you grounded? 1356 01:15:54,317 --> 01:15:57,652 - That is what this guy is here for. 1357 01:15:57,654 --> 01:15:58,986 - Oh, don't. 1358 01:16:04,594 --> 01:16:06,627 - Hello. - Mr. Truman? 1359 01:16:06,629 --> 01:16:08,296 - Yes. 1360 01:16:08,298 --> 01:16:10,298 - Oh, my god, I've been trying to reach you all weekend. 1361 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:12,266 This is julie, felix's mom. 1362 01:16:12,268 --> 01:16:14,235 We need to talk. 1363 01:16:14,237 --> 01:16:17,238 - Yes, we do. 1364 01:16:18,640 --> 01:16:20,641 - Oh, that burrito was fantastic. 1365 01:16:20,643 --> 01:16:22,643 However, I am going to need to use your bathroom 1366 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:23,878 and a scented candle. 1367 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:29,617 Whoa. 1368 01:16:38,794 --> 01:16:40,061 - Where's the hard drive? 1369 01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:41,896 - I put it in that drawer. 1370 01:16:46,368 --> 01:16:49,070 - Please tell me you made a copy of that video. 1371 01:16:49,072 --> 01:16:50,605 - What video? 1372 01:16:50,607 --> 01:16:52,206 - The truman video. 1373 01:16:52,208 --> 01:16:55,142 And, no, I did not make a copy. 1374 01:16:56,778 --> 01:16:58,112 Wait. No. 1375 01:16:58,114 --> 01:17:00,848 There is technically still one more copy. 1376 01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,883 - So you made a copy. - Truman's computer... 1377 01:17:02,885 --> 01:17:04,619 there's still a hard copy on his laptop. 1378 01:17:04,621 --> 01:17:07,188 - Let's go. 1379 01:17:15,731 --> 01:17:17,331 Vanessa... 1380 01:17:17,333 --> 01:17:21,035 Funny seeing you here. Did truman put you up to this? 1381 01:17:21,037 --> 01:17:23,318 - What are you talking about? - The drive... give it back. 1382 01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,376 - Blackmailing the dean of students? 1383 01:17:28,378 --> 01:17:29,877 What happened to you, felix? 1384 01:17:29,879 --> 01:17:31,278 - Not that it's any of your business, 1385 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,047 but I'm not doing it for the money. 1386 01:17:33,049 --> 01:17:35,416 - I don't care. You're not coming back to eastwood. 1387 01:17:35,418 --> 01:17:37,685 - Is that the only way for you to succeed, is to watch me fail? 1388 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:39,320 - You're a cheater, felix. 1389 01:17:39,322 --> 01:17:43,891 Everyone else is just too stupid to see it, even your parents. 1390 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:46,661 It's all fake, just like your report card. 1391 01:17:46,663 --> 01:17:48,162 When are you gonna put in the work 1392 01:17:48,164 --> 01:17:50,031 and actually try to play by the rules? 1393 01:17:50,033 --> 01:17:52,333 - Why do you think I'm trying to come back to eastwood? 1394 01:17:52,335 --> 01:17:54,702 - Probably just to spite me. 1395 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:57,004 - I just need another chance. 1396 01:17:57,006 --> 01:17:58,706 And I'm willing to put in the work. 1397 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:01,375 I will. I want to. 1398 01:18:01,377 --> 01:18:03,744 Don't you think I deserve one more chance? 1399 01:18:06,214 --> 01:18:08,282 Where's the drive, vanessa? 1400 01:18:08,284 --> 01:18:11,118 - I told you I don't have it. Didn't you make a backup? 1401 01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:14,155 - I need that drive. 1402 01:18:16,758 --> 01:18:18,693 - It's in his bottom desk drawer. 1403 01:18:18,695 --> 01:18:22,029 I'm sure if you run, you can get it before he wipes it. 1404 01:18:35,077 --> 01:18:37,178 - Welcome back, felix. 1405 01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:40,481 - It's good to be back, gary. 1406 01:18:40,483 --> 01:18:43,150 - I finished your enrollment forms. 1407 01:18:49,958 --> 01:18:51,892 Shame you won't be needing them. 1408 01:18:55,363 --> 01:18:58,999 Oh, and, uh, I wiped everything off of your drive. 1409 01:18:59,001 --> 01:19:01,102 - What about our deal? 1410 01:19:01,104 --> 01:19:03,070 - Looks like our deal is off. 1411 01:19:05,140 --> 01:19:08,776 Your mom is on her way. So are the police. 1412 01:19:08,778 --> 01:19:11,479 I beat you, felix. 1413 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:24,792 Oh, my god. 1414 01:19:24,794 --> 01:19:26,193 - Oh, and I-I wouldn't worry 1415 01:19:26,195 --> 01:19:29,396 about bringing any of this up to the police. 1416 01:19:29,398 --> 01:19:32,199 I've tied up all loose ends. 1417 01:19:36,338 --> 01:19:38,172 - So you wiped the laptop. 1418 01:19:41,476 --> 01:19:43,110 - Laptop? 1419 01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,493 - all the evidence I need is, uh... 1420 01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:01,395 On that laptop. 1421 01:20:05,834 --> 01:20:08,402 - Stop! 1422 01:20:14,810 --> 01:20:17,011 - You, uh... 1423 01:20:17,013 --> 01:20:20,347 Might want to tape these back together. 1424 01:20:26,354 --> 01:20:27,388 - Felix? 1425 01:20:29,024 --> 01:20:30,291 - Hi, mom. 1426 01:20:31,359 --> 01:20:33,294 - Is he in trouble? 1427 01:20:33,296 --> 01:20:34,895 - Uh... 1428 01:20:37,299 --> 01:20:40,501 "Trouble"? No, no trouble. 1429 01:20:40,503 --> 01:20:42,036 - Okay. 1430 01:20:42,038 --> 01:20:45,840 What... what is going on? Why are the police here? 1431 01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:49,276 - Oh, why are the police here, mr. Truman? 1432 01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:56,150 - Um, that's kind of... Hard to explain. 1433 01:20:56,152 --> 01:21:00,988 You know, maybe we should meet at another time, mrs. O'neil. 1434 01:21:00,990 --> 01:21:03,958 - Mr. Truman, I have gone to great lengths 1435 01:21:03,960 --> 01:21:06,994 to meet with you, uh, and to be frank, 1436 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:09,530 I am kind of fed up with this whole situation. 1437 01:21:09,532 --> 01:21:12,166 I need to know what's going on right now. 1438 01:21:12,168 --> 01:21:14,535 His report card... 1439 01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,437 It's faked. 1440 01:21:16,439 --> 01:21:17,571 Right? 1441 01:21:24,246 --> 01:21:28,649 - Mm, mm, mm. No, no. 1442 01:21:28,651 --> 01:21:31,118 This... this looks right to me. 1443 01:21:31,120 --> 01:21:32,920 - What? 1444 01:21:34,656 --> 01:21:37,291 Felix has been doing... 1445 01:21:37,293 --> 01:21:40,961 Remarkably well here at eastwood. 1446 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:42,463 - Really? 1447 01:21:44,366 --> 01:21:46,533 - And he's... he's been participating 1448 01:21:46,535 --> 01:21:49,370 in many... 1449 01:21:49,372 --> 01:21:52,406 Extracurricular activities. 1450 01:21:52,408 --> 01:21:56,076 - Like the school play, right? 1451 01:21:56,078 --> 01:21:58,112 - Oh, the school play... 1452 01:21:58,114 --> 01:22:01,682 he was just wonderful at the school play. 1453 01:22:09,358 --> 01:22:11,926 - truman signed the papers, and three days later, 1454 01:22:11,928 --> 01:22:14,094 I was officially re-enrolled here at eastwood high... 1455 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:19,667 With a few extra benefits. 1456 01:22:22,271 --> 01:22:24,405 - Can we make this a duet? 1457 01:22:24,407 --> 01:22:26,140 - There's not enough room. 1458 01:22:29,110 --> 01:22:30,945 - You sure about that? 1459 01:22:35,250 --> 01:22:36,684 - Needless to say, 1460 01:22:36,686 --> 01:22:39,486 looks like this is gonna be my best year yet. 1461 01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:44,024 - Oh, sorry. Hey. 1462 01:22:46,594 --> 01:22:48,262 Stop stalking me. 1463 01:22:48,264 --> 01:22:50,464 - You're ridiculous. - See you around... 1464 01:22:50,466 --> 01:22:51,632 If you're lucky. 1465 01:22:59,741 --> 01:23:03,010 The shortest definition of a game is as follows... 1466 01:23:03,012 --> 01:23:05,713 a competitive activity with a fixed set of rules. 1467 01:23:08,216 --> 01:23:10,417 There's a point system. 1468 01:23:10,419 --> 01:23:12,419 There are winners. 1469 01:23:12,421 --> 01:23:14,521 There are losers. 1470 01:23:15,991 --> 01:23:18,592 There are allies... 1471 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:21,061 And opponents. 1472 01:23:23,598 --> 01:23:25,466 High school is a game. 1473 01:23:25,468 --> 01:23:29,003 And I'm finally here to play. 1474 01:23:42,751 --> 01:23:45,753 - ¶ Tell me how ¶ 1475 01:23:45,755 --> 01:23:50,491 ¶ tell me how we both got here ¶ 1476 01:23:50,493 --> 01:23:53,627 ¶ we kiss 'em now ¶ 1477 01:23:53,629 --> 01:23:58,065 ¶ love is in the atmosphere ¶ 1478 01:23:58,067 --> 01:24:02,269 ¶ and I don't want to lose you ¶ 1479 01:24:02,271 --> 01:24:06,173 ¶ it feels like I've waited forever ¶ 1480 01:24:06,175 --> 01:24:09,543 ¶ don't know what I'm doing ¶ 1481 01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:11,345 ¶ but it's all right ¶ 1482 01:24:11,347 --> 01:24:13,680 ¶ yeah, it's all right ¶ 1483 01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:19,486 ¶ so please don't leave me here tonight ¶ 1484 01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:21,622 ¶ lonely on the dance floor ¶ 1485 01:24:21,624 --> 01:24:26,760 ¶ 'cause I've been waiting my whole life ¶ 1486 01:24:26,762 --> 01:24:29,396 ¶ for a moment like this ¶ 1487 01:24:29,398 --> 01:24:35,069 ¶ so please don't leave me here tonight ¶ 1488 01:24:35,071 --> 01:24:37,171 ¶ lonely on the dance floor ¶ 1489 01:24:37,173 --> 01:24:42,342 ¶ 'cause I've been waiting my whole life ¶ 1490 01:24:42,344 --> 01:24:45,112 ¶ for a moment like this ¶ 1491 01:24:45,114 --> 01:24:47,714 ¶ shake you off ¶ 1492 01:24:47,716 --> 01:24:50,384 ¶ I can't seem to shake you off ¶ 1493 01:24:50,386 --> 01:24:51,752 ¶ tonight ¶ 1494 01:24:51,754 --> 01:24:55,556 ¶ your broken heart ¶ 1495 01:24:55,558 --> 01:24:58,225 ¶ let me fix your broken heart ¶ 1496 01:24:58,227 --> 01:24:59,793 ¶ tonight ¶ 1497 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:04,164 ¶ so, if love's what you're needing ¶ 1498 01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:08,135 ¶ then love is what you're getting, baby ¶ 1499 01:25:08,137 --> 01:25:11,472 ¶ I can't believe it ¶ 1500 01:25:11,474 --> 01:25:13,373 ¶ that I'm here with you ¶ 1501 01:25:13,375 --> 01:25:15,676 ¶ yeah, I'm here with you ¶ 1502 01:25:15,678 --> 01:25:21,448 ¶ so please don't leave me here tonight ¶ 1503 01:25:21,450 --> 01:25:23,550 ¶ lonely on the dance floor ¶ 1504 01:25:23,552 --> 01:25:28,655 ¶ 'cause I've been waiting my whole life ¶ 1505 01:25:28,657 --> 01:25:31,291 ¶ for a moment like this ¶ 1506 01:25:31,293 --> 01:25:36,797 ¶ so please don't leave me here tonight ¶ 1507 01:25:36,799 --> 01:25:38,899 ¶ lonely on the dance floor ¶ 1508 01:25:38,901 --> 01:25:44,438 ¶ 'cause I've been waiting my whole life... ¶ 106542

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