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- Pigeon's still here?
- Yeah.
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No matter what we do,
he just won't leave.
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The problem is you're
thinking like detectives.
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- No, I'm definitely not.
- When you should
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be thinking like a bird.
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- _
- This is Operation: Saving Private Pigeon.
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On my mark, I will turn on this fan,
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gently startling our bird due east,
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into the file box canyon, where he will
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encounter Charles holding two pot lids.
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He'll bang them together,
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forcing Private Pigeon
into the ceiling there
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and out of the ceiling there,
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where he will be greeted by scary Rosa
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holding a scary picture of an owl.
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Now he's playing our game.
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He'll veer left, into an
upside down garbage can
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propped up by a hockey stick
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and connected to a string
that Gina is holding.
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She pulls it, he is trapped,
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and Terry releases him outside.
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- Terry hates birds.
- Okay, little friend.
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Let's get you home to mama.
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Oh, God. It flew right into the fan!
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It's everywhere!
There's pigeon everywhere!
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Sync & corrections by emeline-whovian
www.addic7ed.com
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- Hey, Boyle.
- Hey, Jake.
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- Wait, what?
- Hey, Jake.
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Ahh! Bill, what are you doing here?
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I thought we agreed to meet only
once a year for the Halloween Heist.
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I'm here to deliver
your quarterly NutriBoom shipment.
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It comes with both
the amino acid reducer
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and extra amino acid,
so you get the perfect balance.
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What? No. I only signed up
as a one-time payment bribe.
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I'm not selling NutriBoom.
It's clearly a pyramid scheme.
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First off, it's not a pyramid scheme.
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It's a conical-tiered multi-flow-through
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medical marketing entity.
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And secondly, you signed the contract.
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"Permission to charge my card quarterly
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for the next 85 years."
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This is written in white
ink on white paper.
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They do it that way
so you can't read it.
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Well, I did read it
and I'm canceling the contract.
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Canceling? If it was that easy
to get out,
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would I be here scamming
my closest friends?
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We're your closest friends?
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What... whatever,
I'm not accepting the shipment.
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Jake, piece of advice: just give up.
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It's the Boyle way.
It's why our family crest
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- is a white flag.
- That reminds me, Charles,
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- your shipment's downstairs.
- Great.
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- I'll help you bring it up.
- Charles, no.
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We're gonna go down to that
office and fight this thing.
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I need that money for my honeymoon.
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Oh, my God.
The honeymoon is on the line?
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- And your money.
- Eh.
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Okay, great. Whatever gets you onboard.
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- Let's go.
- For the honeymoon
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- and no other reason.
- All right.
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Sergeant Santiago,
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commander of the Nine-Nine's
uniformed officers,
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- reporting for duty.
- Hey!
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My first order as Sergeant,
tell me I look dope.
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- You look dope.
- You won't be abusing
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your power like this with the
officers downstairs, will you?
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No! No, of course not.
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I'm just excited for my first day.
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Yes, I remember my first day
as a sergeant.
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- I bet.
- My Uncle Geoffrey
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was struck by a subway and maimed.
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- Oh.
- But the work aspect
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was quite exciting.
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Are you ready for your first briefing?
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Yes, I am fully prepared.
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I just wanna establish myself
as a leader right away.
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Just be confident, deliberate and firm.
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You'll know you have their respect
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when you can take a moment...
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and still keep their attention.
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- Amazing.
- That was captivating as hell.
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My recommendation would be
you start with
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a small, attainable goal...
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something you can accomplish quickly,
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perfectly and publicly.
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The best way to lead is to
always achieve all your goals.
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Cool. That's not a ton of pressure.
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Well, it was meant to be. Pressure's
an important part of success.
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Just remember, you represent
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all Latina policewomen right now.
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Thanks.
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_
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Hello. Welcome to NutriServices.
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I'm Angela. How can I heal you today?
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Hi, Angela. Creepy greeting.
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So not a big deal, there was just
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a little bit of a mix-up and we
need to cancel our NutriContracts.
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Absolutely. It happens all the time.
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All you need to do is sign a few things.
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Ah. See, Charles,
that is why you never give up.
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- I'll also need $10,000.
- What's that? I'm sorry.
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It's payment for the last shipment.
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Plus the cancellation fee,
plus the restocking fee
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plus something we call
a coward's charge.
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And that comes to $10,000.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you.
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I'll write you a check.
Is gratuity included?
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Charles, no.
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- Angela...
- Yes? How can I
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- heal you today?
- Please stop saying that.
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Look, you seem like a perfectly pleasant
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robot person, but there's no way
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we're giving you any more money.
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Ohh. Sorry for the misunderstanding.
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For the no payment option,
you just need to sign here.
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"Enrollment in NutriCore"?
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It's our charity organization.
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"Pay off your contracts in labor hours
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under the teachings of founder
Docter David Stovelman."
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"Docter" is spelled with an E?
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- It's the British spelling.
- That can't be right.
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All right, look. I didn't
wanna have to do this,
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but we're in the NYPD.
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And if you don't cooperate,
we'll have no choice
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but to file a report
against the company.
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You signed a contract,
and that is binding.
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No one gets special treatment, Officer.
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- Not even Jay.
- Who?
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Jay Chandrasekhar,
their celebrity spokesman.
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Oh, no way.
The guy from "Super Troopers"?
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Yep. He was also in "Beerfest."
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Now I have to get back to work,
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but allow me to introduce you
to our complaint specialist.
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This is Phil. He's been
assigned to intimidate you.
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- Congratulations.
- Thank you!
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Charles, stop thanking her.
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Hello, squad. I am Sergeant Amy Santiago
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and I'm your new commanding officer.
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I have big plans for us,
but it's always best
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to start with something small
and do it perfectly.
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So...
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Sergeant, I know what
we should start with.
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- Oh, I'm sorry, Officer...
- Jennings. Gary Jennings.
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Officer Jennings, I already have a plan.
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Okay, well, you just paused,
so I thought
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you were looking for suggestions,
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- which I have a lot of.
- Nope.
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Not why I paused.
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Anyway, our first order
of business will be
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updating the filing system, so...
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- We should use barcodes.
- No, no, no, no.
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No need to jump in.
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I already have a system in mind.
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Okay, well you just keep stopping,
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- so I thought...
- Ah... to pour water.
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- Because I'm thirsty.
- Got it. Great.
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Now, let's get into
the details of this with...
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Oh, my God! What, Gary?
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You're spilling water everywhere.
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Yes, I am.
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Because our first order of business
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is cleaning this floor.
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Charles! Charles, come here.
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I figured out how to get our money back.
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I knew you'd save our honeymoon.
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- My honeymoon.
- Whatever.
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Yeah, all right, so NutriBoom
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is a massive financial scam, right?
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If we can prove that, we could
take down the whole company.
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Oh, I don't know. Are you
sure you wanna take them on?
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They're pretty scary.
I mean, no one's seen
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the CEO's wife in years.
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People think she's been murdered.
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That's just a rumor.
All right, here's the plan:
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we infiltrate their headquarters
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and get their financial records.
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But how do we get in, you ask?
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By attending today's meeting
of President's Club
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Admiral Level NutriMasters
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- at the NutriTower Life Base.
- I don't know,
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they know we're cops,
we can't just walk in.
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Correct. We can't walk right in,
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but we know someone who's a high-level
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NutriBoom distributor who can.
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And he look exactly like you.
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- Hey, guys.
- I don't know.
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You really think it'll work?
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Charles, it has to.
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It's for our honeymoon.
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You said "our."
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Okay, the meeting
at NutriBoom HQ starts in two hours.
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Charles, you're going as Bill
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and I'm going as one
of your NutriCruits.
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Bill, did you bring
those things I asked for?
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Yep, all of my belongings
that you'll need
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are in this suitcase.
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Why is it vibrating?
Is your cell phone in here?
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- No.
- I'm sure it's not a sex toy.
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All right, these people
really know Bill,
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so you're gonna have to become him.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this,
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but Bill, tell us all about yourself.
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Let's start with
my whole family history.
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I was abandoned
at a playground as an infant.
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And here I am.
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Oh. That was the whole thing.
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Well, sad. But easier than remembering
a bunch of names.
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Okay, tell us more.
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Now, here's a list of all
the nicknames I go by.
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Big Bill, Big Eric, Big Drew,
Big Dave, Super Thick...
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Just write them all down for us.
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And that's why the number
of belly buttons I have is...
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- Two.
- One.
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- Zero.
- Ahh.
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Hello.
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- Hello.
- Hello.
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That's it. Okay, now
let's work on your wink.
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Almost. Now think,
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only you and I know
our naughty little secret.
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Mmm-hmm.
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Okay, I think Boyle's ready.
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That's a no-go, Amigo.
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If you really wanna pass as me,
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you're gonna need to learn my patented
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neck massage technique.
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I think I've learned enough.
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Yeah, I don't really see that coming up.
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Thanks for your help, Bill.
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So how did your
first briefing go, Sergeant?
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Did you give the squad a simple goal?
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Mm-hmm. Revamping the filing system.
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Mm, smart. Sounds very easy.
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- Mm.
- I assume it's been a success?
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Oh... Yes. It's been...
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all types of successes.
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Rousing, resounding...
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smashing.
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Oh, it's good to hear.
Remember, failure...
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is for failures.
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Good thing I'm not a failure.
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Guys, I lied. My briefing
was a total failure.
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But you told Captain Holt it went great
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in such a normal way.
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I'm a terrible manager.
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I've got this super eager
know-it-all on my squad
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who keeps derailing
me with all his ideas
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and I can't get anything done.
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Aww, you got an Amy.
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- Oh, she's got an Amy.
- It's pretty normal.
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Yeah, she got one of her, right?
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Like a pet. Takes one to know one,
252
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- I guess.
- No, he is not an Amy.
253
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I am nothing like Gary.
254
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Uhh, first of all, Gary and Amy
255
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- are the exact same name.
- Let me ask you this:
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did he already send you
nine follow-up emails
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- about the briefing?
- No.
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- It was 30.
- You got an Amy.
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Guys, I think I would know
if my Gary was an Amy.
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- Hey, Gary. What you reading?
- The new issue
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of "Stationary Monthly."
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Yeah, I have an Amy.
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_
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Bill. Is that you?
265
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Yes, it's me, Bill. Hello.
266
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- You seem different.
- Nope.
267
00:09:07,255 --> 00:09:09,101
I'm still the same old Bill Hummertrout
268
00:09:09,136 --> 00:09:10,890
who grew up in Bean Station, Tennessee
269
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and shaves his armpits.
270
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Anyway, meet the new recruit
I signed up.
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New NutriCruit? Boom, boom!
272
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Boom, boom. My name is Barry St. Barry.
273
00:09:17,298 --> 00:09:20,166
And I can't wait to get inside
and unlock my NutriFuture.
274
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Let me... let me in! Let me in!
275
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I love your energy. Boom, boom!
276
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I love your energy. Boom, boom!
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Okay, get up there.
278
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Man, everybody here is so creepy.
279
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Yeah. Is that Hitchcock and Scully?
280
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- Boom, boom, Bill!
- Boom, boom!
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Yeah, that tracks.
282
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All right, let's get a move on.
283
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The longer I stay here,
the more horrified I get.
284
00:09:39,721 --> 00:09:40,954
I know. Have you seen all these posters
285
00:09:40,989 --> 00:09:42,796
of David Stovelman's wife, Debby?
286
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"I'm happy healthy and alive."
287
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- Oh, Debbie dead.
- Debbie real dead.
288
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All right, Bill said that the offices
289
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are behind that roped-off area.
290
00:09:50,098 --> 00:09:51,564
We're gonna need a distraction.
291
00:09:51,599 --> 00:09:53,299
Well, if I know cults,
this meeting will start
292
00:09:53,334 --> 00:09:55,368
with an insanely over-the-top
nonsense video.
293
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- Huh.
- Hello, Admirals.
294
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Please turn your eyes to the monitors
295
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for a special hello
from NutriBoom elite,
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00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:01,508
Jay Chandrasekhar.
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00:10:01,543 --> 00:10:03,443
Boom, boom, everybody!
298
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,212
Boom, boom, Jay!
299
00:10:05,247 --> 00:10:06,714
- And there's our distraction.
- When I first met
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Docter David Stovelman,
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I had no idea my amino acids
could be so high
302
00:10:11,019 --> 00:10:12,934
or so low.
303
00:10:13,421 --> 00:10:14,954
Ugh, guys.
304
00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,990
Gary is killing my productivity.
305
00:10:17,025 --> 00:10:19,425
Terry, how did you used to deal
with having an Amy?
306
00:10:19,460 --> 00:10:21,761
I didn't have to do anything.
You've always been great.
307
00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:23,296
Cut the crap, Terry. I'm drowning.
308
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:25,565
Fine. When you got
too difficult to deal with,
309
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:26,729
I'd pull rank.
310
00:10:26,966 --> 00:10:29,169
- Did that work?
- No. Not even once.
311
00:10:29,204 --> 00:10:30,837
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
312
00:10:30,872 --> 00:10:32,105
Well, you could always
just wait for Gary
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to find his Jake and then eventually,
314
00:10:33,642 --> 00:10:35,810
over time, they'll each become
10% easier to deal with.
315
00:10:35,845 --> 00:10:37,378
Gary will never find love.
316
00:10:37,413 --> 00:10:38,746
He is unlovable.
317
00:10:38,781 --> 00:10:40,415
- Gina, what do I do?
- No, I don't know
318
00:10:40,450 --> 00:10:41,583
how to deal with an Amy.
319
00:10:41,618 --> 00:10:45,051
But there is this girl Wanda
in my Mommy & Me class.
320
00:10:45,086 --> 00:10:47,954
She's such a pill.
She's so into her baby
321
00:10:47,989 --> 00:10:49,989
and not into the other babies
and it's like,
322
00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,257
oh, cool, well, congrats.
323
00:10:51,292 --> 00:10:52,793
Your baby rolled over early.
324
00:10:52,828 --> 00:10:54,229
- Like, who cares?
- I don't have time
325
00:10:54,264 --> 00:10:56,766
- for this, Gina.
- And that is how
326
00:10:56,801 --> 00:10:58,235
you deal with an Amy.
327
00:10:58,270 --> 00:10:59,970
You talk about something
she's not interested in
328
00:11:00,005 --> 00:11:03,349
- until she walks away.
- Ohh, brilliant.
329
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:05,505
Stupid cult.
330
00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:07,907
They labeled their financial
records "financial records."
331
00:11:07,942 --> 00:11:09,156
Dummies.
332
00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:12,145
Uh-oh, Jake. We got a NutriBoomer
333
00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:13,479
approaching at 12:00.
334
00:11:13,514 --> 00:11:14,804
The file just started downloading.
335
00:11:14,839 --> 00:11:16,073
- How much time do we have?
- I don't know,
336
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:17,440
- but he's a polka dotter.
- Polka Dotter...
337
00:11:17,475 --> 00:11:19,310
- what does that mean?
- Of the eight types of walkers?
338
00:11:19,345 --> 00:11:21,111
Polka dotters, drivers, arm swingers,
339
00:11:21,146 --> 00:11:22,647
stompers... you don't know about this?
340
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,964
Nobody does, Charles. You clearly
just read some weird blog post.
341
00:11:24,999 --> 00:11:27,192
First of all, Popmango.com
is not a weird blog.
342
00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,227
It's infotainment.
343
00:11:28,262 --> 00:11:29,562
Secondly, polka dot walkers
344
00:11:29,597 --> 00:11:30,683
take short strides on their toes.
345
00:11:30,718 --> 00:11:32,194
I don't wanna learn
about polka dotters right now.
346
00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:33,163
Just get out there and stall him.
347
00:11:33,198 --> 00:11:34,130
But... gah!
348
00:11:34,514 --> 00:11:36,636
Hello, bud. Boom, boom.
349
00:11:36,671 --> 00:11:38,138
Boom, boom. Bill.
350
00:11:38,173 --> 00:11:39,306
What are you doing back here?
351
00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:40,908
This floor's closed on the weekend.
352
00:11:40,943 --> 00:11:42,809
You know me, just gotta stretch my legs.
353
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,344
I'm really sore from Pilates.
354
00:11:44,379 --> 00:11:46,045
But NutriBoom doesn't allow Pilates.
355
00:11:46,080 --> 00:11:47,513
It's a pseudoscience.
356
00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:50,783
Right, no. Pilates is the name of my
357
00:11:50,818 --> 00:11:52,485
most recent sexual partner.
358
00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:53,620
Boom, boom!
359
00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,288
Boom, boom. You seem off, man.
360
00:11:55,323 --> 00:11:57,190
Your voice is different,
you're not sucking on
361
00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:59,108
- your signature lollipop.
- Right.
362
00:11:59,779 --> 00:12:01,961
I guess I just woke up
on the wrong side of the bed.
363
00:12:01,996 --> 00:12:03,529
Since when do you sleep in a bed?
364
00:12:03,564 --> 00:12:04,731
Why are you being so weird?
365
00:12:04,766 --> 00:12:06,056
What are you doing back here?
366
00:12:06,230 --> 00:12:07,729
I know what's going on.
367
00:12:08,236 --> 00:12:10,570
You're fishing for one of
my patented neck massages,
368
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:11,488
aren't you?
369
00:12:11,919 --> 00:12:14,440
- There's the Bill I know.
- Present and accounted for.
370
00:12:14,475 --> 00:12:17,637
Now turn around and gimme me that neck.
371
00:12:19,247 --> 00:12:20,713
You're not gonna do it from the front?
372
00:12:20,748 --> 00:12:23,537
Well, of course. I mean,
that's how I do it.
373
00:12:26,287 --> 00:12:29,289
Oh, that's the good stuff. Boom, boom.
374
00:12:29,324 --> 00:12:30,423
Boom, boom.
375
00:12:32,927 --> 00:12:34,690
Hey, where's my eye contact?
376
00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:38,298
I got the files.
377
00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:39,832
I told you it would work.
378
00:12:39,867 --> 00:12:42,567
- Wait, what's wrong?
- They formed a line, Jake.
379
00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:45,200
They formed a line.
380
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:51,685
Ugh... No evidence of wrong
doing in any of these files.
381
00:12:51,891 --> 00:12:53,190
Credit where credit is due,
382
00:12:53,225 --> 00:12:54,792
NutriBoom is good at criminal activity.
383
00:12:54,827 --> 00:12:56,460
Well, they're terrible at making shakes.
384
00:12:56,495 --> 00:12:59,364
Right? The only listed ingredient
is "foreign substance."
385
00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:02,244
And the flavor is called
"Almost Cherry."
386
00:13:02,402 --> 00:13:03,935
And I can't stop drinking it.
387
00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:06,302
This is interesting.
There's a major transaction
388
00:13:06,338 --> 00:13:07,670
- on June 10th.
- My dad's birthday!
389
00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,206
You really think that's what I thought
390
00:13:09,241 --> 00:13:10,641
- was interesting about it?
- I don't know.
391
00:13:10,676 --> 00:13:12,476
It's a payment for
100 grand to ScepterCore.
392
00:13:12,512 --> 00:13:14,445
Isn't that one of those
black ops security firms
393
00:13:14,481 --> 00:13:16,346
- that ex-SEALs worked for?
- Yes, it is.
394
00:13:16,382 --> 00:13:18,082
- And on June 10th...
- My dad's birthday.
395
00:13:18,117 --> 00:13:20,279
Are you just trying to get me to
remember your dad's birthday now?
396
00:13:20,315 --> 00:13:21,287
I mean, it wouldn't kill you to call.
397
00:13:21,323 --> 00:13:22,683
We don't have time to talk about this.
398
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,653
Your dad's birthday is the same day
399
00:13:24,689 --> 00:13:26,323
that Debbie Stovelman
went missing last year.
400
00:13:26,358 --> 00:13:27,992
I bet the payment is a paper trail
401
00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:30,094
for the hit Stovelman
took out on his wife.
402
00:13:30,129 --> 00:13:31,595
This just became a murder case.
403
00:13:31,630 --> 00:13:33,597
Maybe, but it's not enough
to open an investigation.
404
00:13:33,632 --> 00:13:35,833
Right, but it is enough
to make Stovelman nervous.
405
00:13:35,868 --> 00:13:37,480
- We just have to get to him.
- Oh, no.
406
00:13:37,836 --> 00:13:39,136
Do I have to go as Bill again?
407
00:13:39,171 --> 00:13:40,337
No, don't worry. He isn't big enough
408
00:13:40,372 --> 00:13:41,939
to earn face time with the founder.
409
00:13:41,975 --> 00:13:43,589
We have to take this
to the highest level.
410
00:13:44,143 --> 00:13:45,771
Jay Chandrasekhar!
411
00:13:46,912 --> 00:13:48,345
Hey, Gina. Thanks for nothin'!
412
00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:50,681
- Oh, you're welcome.
- I said, for nothin'.
413
00:13:50,716 --> 00:13:52,683
Your boring story didn't work.
414
00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:55,986
So my friend Wanda,
she just loves the oceans.
415
00:13:56,088 --> 00:13:58,889
The Pacific, the Atlantic, the Indian...
416
00:13:58,924 --> 00:14:01,892
Ooh, ooh! What is her take on straits?
417
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,405
Because I love the Bering.
418
00:14:03,662 --> 00:14:06,196
We talked about
bodies of water for hours.
419
00:14:06,231 --> 00:14:08,933
Damn, the Force is strong with this Amy.
420
00:14:08,968 --> 00:14:10,200
Look, I wasn't gonna tell you this,
421
00:14:10,235 --> 00:14:11,702
but you should just do what I used to do
422
00:14:11,737 --> 00:14:13,470
- when I needed to escape you.
- What did you do?
423
00:14:13,505 --> 00:14:15,306
Literally escape you.
Always be on the move.
424
00:14:15,341 --> 00:14:16,607
Never be static. Like a shark.
425
00:14:16,642 --> 00:14:18,075
That way he can't catch your attention.
426
00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,277
That's right! That is what we did.
427
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:22,012
- But you all did that?
- Mm-hmm.
428
00:14:22,047 --> 00:14:24,048
Okay, but Rosa, how did you...
429
00:14:24,083 --> 00:14:26,197
Rosa? W-where did she...
430
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:29,350
Damn, you guys are good.
431
00:14:30,022 --> 00:14:32,156
There he is. How did you know
he'd be at this coffee shop?
432
00:14:32,191 --> 00:14:34,391
"US Weekly." He's pictured
here all the time.
433
00:14:34,493 --> 00:14:35,993
He's coming out. All right, look,
434
00:14:36,028 --> 00:14:37,160
this guy is into NutriBoom pretty deep.
435
00:14:37,262 --> 00:14:39,563
But if we apply enough pressure,
we may get him to crack.
436
00:14:39,598 --> 00:14:40,631
Copy that.
437
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:41,898
Hi, excuse me.
438
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,434
Mr. Chandrasekhar,
we wanted to talk to you
439
00:14:43,469 --> 00:14:45,035
- about NutriBoom.
- All right!
440
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,804
- Boom, boom, guys.
- Boom, boom!
441
00:14:46,839 --> 00:14:49,106
- We're with the NYPD.
- Oh, my God. Seriously?
442
00:14:49,141 --> 00:14:50,161
You guys have to save me.
443
00:14:50,197 --> 00:14:51,308
- Can you get me out?
- What's that now?
444
00:14:51,344 --> 00:14:52,879
NutriBoom is a scam and a cult.
445
00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:54,345
- They've ruined my life.
- Really?
446
00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,913
You look so happy in the videos.
447
00:14:55,949 --> 00:14:57,744
You'd pretend to be happy too
if you knew what they did to me.
448
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,649
- Testicular torture?
- Yeah.
449
00:14:59,752 --> 00:15:01,051
- Ohh.
- Look,
450
00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:02,619
we have reason to believe
David Stovelman
451
00:15:02,654 --> 00:15:03,787
murdered his wife, Debbie.
452
00:15:03,822 --> 00:15:05,089
- Yeah, duh!
- All right, Jay.
453
00:15:05,124 --> 00:15:06,523
- Try to remain calm, here.
- Sorry.
454
00:15:06,558 --> 00:15:08,025
- I'm just so scarred.
- Right,
455
00:15:08,061 --> 00:15:09,427
from the nard torture.
456
00:15:09,463 --> 00:15:11,196
Look, we have evidence
that could tie David
457
00:15:11,232 --> 00:15:12,966
to his wife's death,
but we need your help
458
00:15:13,002 --> 00:15:14,859
- to get to him.
- Yeah, I'll do whatever you want.
459
00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:16,381
You have no idea how terrible they are.
460
00:15:16,417 --> 00:15:18,335
Trust me, I do.
They took ten grand from me.
461
00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:20,136
Boo-hoo, they kidnapped my dog.
462
00:15:20,172 --> 00:15:21,572
Okay, well, no need to compare stakes.
463
00:15:21,607 --> 00:15:23,407
Although I doubt your dog cost $10,000.
464
00:15:23,442 --> 00:15:24,808
You can't put a price on life.
465
00:15:24,843 --> 00:15:26,894
You're absolutely right. Thank
you so much for your help, sir.
466
00:15:27,913 --> 00:15:29,079
- Sergeant?
- Aah!
467
00:15:29,114 --> 00:15:30,214
I need to tell you something.
468
00:15:30,249 --> 00:15:31,648
Great. Can't wait to hear it.
469
00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,350
First, could you pass
that thing over there?
470
00:15:33,385 --> 00:15:35,724
Sure, yes. Oh, what thing? I don't...
471
00:15:36,972 --> 00:15:38,040
Sergeant?
472
00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:40,171
- Sergeant!
- Oh, hey.
473
00:15:43,430 --> 00:15:44,755
Sergeant?
474
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:47,013
Sergeant?
475
00:15:52,237 --> 00:15:53,622
Okay.
476
00:15:54,206 --> 00:15:56,767
Let's finally get these shelves up.
477
00:15:58,031 --> 00:16:00,265
Goes perfect.
478
00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,647
Ohh! Oh, no.
479
00:16:02,769 --> 00:16:04,469
Oh, there you are.
480
00:16:04,716 --> 00:16:07,151
I was trying to tell you
not to use that wall.
481
00:16:07,186 --> 00:16:08,737
It has water damage.
482
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:10,760
Noted.
483
00:16:11,523 --> 00:16:14,324
So Stovelman will pick up Jay
and take him to lunch.
484
00:16:14,426 --> 00:16:16,160
We trail them, and then
when they get comfortable,
485
00:16:16,195 --> 00:16:17,828
ambush 'em with the intel
about his wife.
486
00:16:17,863 --> 00:16:20,764
Wow. I can't believe we're
working a sting operation
487
00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,199
- with a celebrity.
- I know.
488
00:16:22,234 --> 00:16:23,634
I feel like we're in "Oceans 11."
489
00:16:23,669 --> 00:16:24,701
You're such a Clooney.
490
00:16:24,736 --> 00:16:26,403
- Ooh, and I'm Elliot Gould.
- Wow.
491
00:16:26,438 --> 00:16:28,628
Just skipped right over
Pitt and Damon, huh?
492
00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:30,674
- I've been good!
- Oh, no!
493
00:16:30,709 --> 00:16:32,743
- Those are NutriCore guys.
- They're taking Jay!
494
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:34,777
It's not a pick up. It's a throw in.
495
00:16:35,347 --> 00:16:36,847
- Where's Jay?
- Hey, Bill.
496
00:16:36,882 --> 00:16:38,282
- Boom, boom!
- No boom, boom.
497
00:16:38,317 --> 00:16:40,350
- I am not Bill.
- Look, we're with the NYPD.
498
00:16:40,452 --> 00:16:43,053
We saw two NutriCore thugs
kidnap Jay and bring him here.
499
00:16:43,088 --> 00:16:44,855
- Now where is he?
- Bill, you're a cop!
500
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:46,890
- No, I am not Bill!
- If you don't cooperate,
501
00:16:46,925 --> 00:16:48,725
we'll consider you an accessory
to this crime.
502
00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,227
I don't know what you mean by crime.
503
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:51,528
Jay's just voluntarily hanging out with
504
00:16:51,563 --> 00:16:53,397
some nutrition
specialists in the basement.
505
00:16:53,432 --> 00:16:55,165
You can see for yourself
if you'd like, Bill.
506
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,867
I will see for myself,
but I am not Bill.
507
00:16:56,902 --> 00:16:58,135
- Good one, Bill.
- Oh!
508
00:16:58,170 --> 00:16:59,188
Get out of here.
509
00:16:59,605 --> 00:17:02,372
- Jay! Oh, my God.
- Boom, boom, guys!
510
00:17:02,407 --> 00:17:04,274
What? We saw them take you.
Are you okay?
511
00:17:04,309 --> 00:17:05,843
What are you talking about?
512
00:17:05,878 --> 00:17:08,345
- Oh, the van thing?
- Yeah, Jay. The van thing.
513
00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,847
Those are just my friends
from NutriBoom.
514
00:17:09,882 --> 00:17:11,648
They were worried about
my amino acid levels,
515
00:17:11,683 --> 00:17:14,513
so they rushed me straight here
to give me more or less of them.
516
00:17:14,549 --> 00:17:15,886
Why are you talking like that?
517
00:17:15,921 --> 00:17:16,958
What did they do to you?
518
00:17:17,222 --> 00:17:18,255
Oh, I see.
519
00:17:18,290 --> 00:17:19,264
They gave you back your dog.
520
00:17:19,299 --> 00:17:20,924
No, they found my dog.
521
00:17:20,959 --> 00:17:23,093
He was wandering around a park
for a year.
522
00:17:23,128 --> 00:17:25,028
Come on, man. Pull it together.
523
00:17:25,063 --> 00:17:26,363
These people are evil, remember?
524
00:17:26,398 --> 00:17:28,031
David Stovelman murdered his wife.
525
00:17:28,067 --> 00:17:29,392
You mean me?
526
00:17:29,428 --> 00:17:32,295
- Debbie Stovelman.
- Boom, boom.
527
00:17:32,437 --> 00:17:34,871
She is happy, healthy and alive.
528
00:17:39,154 --> 00:17:41,263
Hey, Captain. Just wanted to say
529
00:17:41,298 --> 00:17:42,723
sorry about the hole in the wall.
530
00:17:42,758 --> 00:17:44,158
I've already called maintenance.
531
00:17:44,193 --> 00:17:45,659
- Okay. Anything else?
- God, you're good.
532
00:17:45,694 --> 00:17:46,994
You saw right through me.
533
00:17:47,029 --> 00:17:48,233
I failed as a manager.
534
00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:51,465
I couldn't deal with this overeager
officer who kept pestering me.
535
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,267
- Ohh, you have an...
- Amy.
536
00:17:53,302 --> 00:17:55,436
Yes, I know. We've been
through it a lot today.
537
00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,037
Well, you should've come to me.
538
00:17:57,274 --> 00:17:58,708
I know exactly what it's like to be you.
539
00:17:58,744 --> 00:17:59,940
You used to be an Amy?
540
00:17:59,975 --> 00:18:02,203
No, I never had your level
of insecurity.
541
00:18:02,239 --> 00:18:04,048
I was referring to managing an Amy.
542
00:18:04,084 --> 00:18:06,547
Of course. Well, I'm not sure
there's anything left to try.
543
00:18:06,582 --> 00:18:07,848
No matter what I did,
544
00:18:07,883 --> 00:18:09,517
he just kept interrupting me
545
00:18:09,552 --> 00:18:10,918
with all his own ideas.
546
00:18:10,953 --> 00:18:12,152
- Were they good ideas?
- I don't know.
547
00:18:12,187 --> 00:18:13,551
I didn't listen to them.
548
00:18:14,264 --> 00:18:15,530
Damn.
549
00:18:15,566 --> 00:18:17,015
Did you just solve it that easily?
550
00:18:17,051 --> 00:18:20,668
Yes, I did. You see, managing Amy
is not a chore, it's a pleasure.
551
00:18:20,704 --> 00:18:22,696
- Because an Amy is a tool.
- I'm a tool?
552
00:18:22,731 --> 00:18:24,460
Yes, you're a massive tool.
553
00:18:24,532 --> 00:18:26,299
You're useful and valuable.
554
00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:28,663
Sure, an Amy can be
intimidating sometimes
555
00:18:28,699 --> 00:18:30,433
because they have such strong ideas.
556
00:18:30,469 --> 00:18:32,569
But you should always listen to an Amy
557
00:18:32,605 --> 00:18:34,341
because they will only make you better.
558
00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:37,854
At least, that's my experience.
559
00:18:38,995 --> 00:18:40,100
Thank you, sir.
560
00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:42,880
Jay, would you please excuse us.
561
00:18:42,916 --> 00:18:44,616
I believe there's a brand new motorcycle
562
00:18:44,652 --> 00:18:46,085
with your name on it upstairs.
563
00:18:46,121 --> 00:18:47,654
You guys are the best.
564
00:18:47,689 --> 00:18:49,423
Thanks for bringing my dog back.
565
00:18:49,458 --> 00:18:51,124
He looks almost exactly the same.
566
00:18:51,159 --> 00:18:52,893
- Come on.
- Boom, boom, Jake.
567
00:18:52,928 --> 00:18:54,962
- Boom, boom, Charles.
- Boom, boom, Jay.
568
00:18:54,997 --> 00:18:55,996
What's going on here?
569
00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,964
- I thought you were murdered.
- I was never dead.
570
00:18:58,000 --> 00:19:00,467
Then what was that 100k
payment to ScepterCore for?
571
00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:02,369
It was to get you off the grid.
572
00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:04,171
Because the Feds were investigating you.
573
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,106
You can't indict someone
who doesn't exist.
574
00:19:06,141 --> 00:19:07,407
So you're still working for NutriBoom?
575
00:19:07,442 --> 00:19:09,977
Working for? I am NutriBoom.
576
00:19:10,302 --> 00:19:12,980
Look, your annoying little
crusade is wasting my time.
577
00:19:13,015 --> 00:19:15,415
I want you to leave me
and my company alone.
578
00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,251
Not gonna happen.
Now we know you're alive
579
00:19:17,286 --> 00:19:18,518
and I bet the Feds would be interested
580
00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:19,720
- in knowing that, too.
- Maybe,
581
00:19:19,756 --> 00:19:20,689
but the fact remains,
582
00:19:20,725 --> 00:19:22,292
I haven't committed any crimes...
583
00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,590
that anyone can prove.
584
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,425
So you can try your luck with the Feds.
585
00:19:25,460 --> 00:19:26,927
Or you can get your money back and go on
586
00:19:26,962 --> 00:19:28,228
that expensive honeymoon.
587
00:19:28,263 --> 00:19:29,529
How do you know about my honeymoon?
588
00:19:29,564 --> 00:19:31,486
- I know everything.
- Oh, really?
589
00:19:31,522 --> 00:19:34,273
Because you don't know about
my big ass moral compass.
590
00:19:35,646 --> 00:19:36,982
Damn!
591
00:19:37,940 --> 00:19:40,693
I'm going to the Feds,
and you're going down.
592
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:43,610
Also, can you tell us
how to get out of here?
593
00:19:43,646 --> 00:19:45,378
This place is a real maze.
594
00:19:46,148 --> 00:19:47,381
Oh, Officer Jennings?
595
00:19:47,416 --> 00:19:48,548
Can I speak to you for a minute?
596
00:19:48,583 --> 00:19:49,750
Of course. Nothing I like more
597
00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:51,218
than one-on-one time with my boss.
598
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:52,853
Wow, it's like staring in a mirror.
599
00:19:52,888 --> 00:19:54,254
- What?
- Nothing.
600
00:19:54,289 --> 00:19:55,923
Listen, I wanna apologize.
601
00:19:55,958 --> 00:19:59,293
I ignored your ideas
and that was a mistake.
602
00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:00,894
Please, tell me your suggestions
603
00:20:00,929 --> 00:20:02,362
- for the filing system.
- It's actually
604
00:20:02,397 --> 00:20:04,731
five suggestions and 23 sub suggestions.
605
00:20:04,766 --> 00:20:06,566
- And I...
- After the briefing.
606
00:20:06,601 --> 00:20:08,790
Ohh. Copy that.
607
00:20:09,379 --> 00:20:10,837
All right, listen up, squad.
608
00:20:10,872 --> 00:20:12,539
We had increased criminal activity
609
00:20:12,574 --> 00:20:13,840
in the park last night, so we'll be
610
00:20:13,875 --> 00:20:15,509
doubling our patrols there today.
611
00:20:15,544 --> 00:20:18,648
After the meeting,
I will be handing out new...
612
00:20:24,453 --> 00:20:25,785
assignments.
613
00:20:27,155 --> 00:20:28,675
Oh, my God, I did it.
614
00:20:29,533 --> 00:20:31,191
The Feds said our intel could help them
615
00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:32,592
maybe take down Stovelman someday,
616
00:20:32,627 --> 00:20:35,095
- but they didn't sound hopeful.
- Well, I'm glad
617
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,363
- you did the right thing.
- Really?
618
00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:37,798
Even though it means
we now have no money
619
00:20:37,833 --> 00:20:39,433
- for a decent honeymoon?
- It's hard not to
620
00:20:39,468 --> 00:20:40,867
say a really corny thing right now
621
00:20:40,902 --> 00:20:42,669
about how every day's
a honeymoon with you.
622
00:20:42,704 --> 00:20:45,138
Aww. Although, technically,
you did you just say it.
623
00:20:45,173 --> 00:20:46,967
Which is very embarrassing for you.
624
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,631
Jake, don't freak out.
625
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,934
There's a really creepy guy
spying on us.
626
00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:54,715
Oh, no, no, no.
627
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:56,416
That's just Phil from NutraBoom.
628
00:20:56,451 --> 00:20:57,993
He'll be intimidating us from now on.
629
00:20:58,028 --> 00:21:00,820
There's an evil corporation
hell-bent on destroying us.
630
00:21:00,856 --> 00:21:02,682
Hi, Phil! Boom, boom!
631
00:21:03,333 --> 00:21:04,833
Say, "Boom, boom," darling.
632
00:21:04,868 --> 00:21:05,800
Boom, boom.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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